S2 E5 Bobbo Part 2 - The After Show?

Transcript

Introducing the Full Pelican Crew

Chad 0:02

it's time for full pelican prepare yourself for some fucking creepiness. What time is it? I said it was full pelican time. Bitch, welcome back to full pelican.

Max 0:25

We got bobo max that bitch and chad the best.

Chad 0:30

Maximized brown sucks, so he ain't here. Howie's over there being howie, howie, so you can fuck off too I don't know, that was the fucking mistake. What happens? You fucking acknowledge him once, and now he's like I'm gonna speak someone said my name.

Bobbo 0:46

Where's my?

Chad 0:46

coffee fucker uh damn, you didn't ask me for one oh, I was talking to fucking howie that's just fucking sensitive back in the day she doesn't automatically thought you were talking to be the coffee bitch, oh, you still are Obviously because you still answer for it.

Max 1:08

Clearly Where's my coffee oh.

Chad 1:11

I'm sorry.

Bobbo 1:14

Anything you need Miles. Why are you doing that?

Chad 1:17

Because he's like brown and he wants to smell what it's like on the inside. It's my own breath.

Bobbo 1:21

Why do you want to smell your own breath?

Chad 1:23

No, that looks like a dry fleshlight. That's a two finger. My own mic. Why do you want to smell your own breath? No fucking thing. That looks like a dry fleshlight. That's a two finger.

Max 1:29

If it doesn't come through the microphone. Did you really smell it?

Chad 1:32

though.

Bobbo 1:32

Oh, my god Well.

Max 1:35

I didn't know. Double bagging the mic made it sound like butthole, and it does.

Chad 1:39

Yeah, who'd have thunk it's just clown nose.

Max 1:42

I'm not actually sniffing it, I'd be scared to sniff that.

Chad 1:44

It's awful.

Bobbo 1:46

Alright.

Max 1:48

Welcome again to Full Belly.

Chad 1:51

Since Bobbo was with us last, Bobbo went on an excursion.

Bobbo 1:55

I did go on an excursion.

Chad 1:57

Oh yeah, that's right. Part two. We got part two from the return of the Bobbo Bobbo.

Bobbo's Justin Timberlake Concert Adventure

Bobbo 2:05

And I've been to Austin, texas, to see Justin Timberlake since then.

Chad 2:09

Wow.

Bobbo 2:09

And it was fucking amazing.

Chad 2:11

With Austin, or the show or the butt sex? Definitely not Austin.

Max 2:16

Well definitely not the show yeah.

Bobbo 2:18

Oh nevermind.

Max 2:19

All that's left is the butt sex. I can't say that I'm yeah.

Chad 2:25

Can't say what I got really lost, but it doesn't take much. I'm dumb.

Bobbo 2:28

Anyway, the show was amazing. That sounds like a no, it really, really really was.

Chad 2:34

Did you go for a ride with him after the fact?

Bobbo 2:37

No, but fun fact they have these in Austin. They have the, just like in New Orleansleans the bike people, the bike people that carry you on the little pedicab thank you um, okay, cities tend to have these, yes, okay.

Chad 2:54

So yes, there's a pedicab, all right okay. Well, I don't go to cities often I'm a fucking country bumpkin, so anyway with an emphasis on the um where the fuck was I going with that okay?

Bobbo 3:05

so justin timberlake posted a reel on instagram after the show. That was, he was in the back of a car, which we'll get to that. He was in the back of the car riding and he saw one of the pedicabs like bringing fans back to wherever the hell they parked and like she saw him and I'm like that could have been me, but my husband didn't want to take the pedicab, he wanted to fucking make me walk what my point is, that could have been me that got to see him in the car, except my husband made me walk instead of taking the pedicab.

Chad 3:49

Oh, so you got denied.

Bobbo 3:51

Yes.

Chad 3:52

But what if I?

Bobbo 3:53

took a pedicab and got to see Justin, life would have been made. I could have died a happy woman after that.

Chad 4:01

I equate that to like a dog chasing a car, because what are you going?

Bobbo 4:07

to do she like, jumped out of her seat and ran to the car right see, now that's.

Chad 4:11

That's depressing to me oh, I'd have done more than that well, yeah, you, you'd be, fucking, yeah, you'd be, yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a child basically get, get in there, Justin. Jessica ain't got shit on this Problem is the butt.

Max 4:27

Sex prevents that.

Chad 4:29

Well, the butt sex hadn't happened at this stage, that transaction hadn't been fully processed. No, I mean, or maybe it had.

Bobbo 4:36

I don't know.

Chad 4:37

Not from Justin. She wanted Justin in. There is the point. She would have jumped on there and like a remora yeah, yeah, on the top of the car so you, so you go to austin and you had to walk like some kind of fucking peasant, yes, down six street or some shit I don't know where, wherever was there a lot of people well, of course, because the concert just let out dangle, fuck I.

Bobbo 5:03

I wasn't really there that long, but there were some cool things that happened, other than the concert, which, once again, concert was amazing. No, we didn't do butt sex in austin. What?

Max 5:13

I feel like that's a breach contract. It's time to do that right, my sister and my daughter were both in the condo with us sounds like they're muffs.

Chad 5:22

They need a different room.

Bobbo 5:24

Well, we didn't have the different money for that.

Max 5:27

She didn't give up enough butt sex to be able to fill that cost. She spent all the butt sex money on the tickets All the butt sex money on the tickets.

Chad 5:34

Yeah Worth it. Gotta pay them scalpers bro.

Bobbo 5:37

Worth it, okay. So wait, let me tell you about what happened at the concert. What happened at the concert? Um rude, somebody fell asleep. Our seats were pretty fucking good. They were. They were decent, and then you know how it is at a concert where you can like, where there's. What am I trying? To say we don't well they're, they're like stadium seats, obviously, and then if you walk all the way down, you're closer, obviously. Once again, obviously.

Max 6:05

They call it the floor.

Bobbo 6:07

No, no, no, Bobbo, it wasn't quite the good job.

Chad 6:10

They called it the floor Bobbo. That's why you need a beer. Fucking chode. That's not going to fix that.

Bobbo 6:15

No, that's going to make that worse. No, it'll fix it. Well then you.

Max 6:20

So you're saying you can't function unless you're out being an alcoholic?

Bobbo 6:23

No, I'm in the middle of a story We'll discuss that later. Yeah, I'm sure it'll come up Anyway. So for his concert there's a stage A and a stage B and he walks from stage A to stage B about halfway through the show and does the rest of his show closer to moi. So when he did that, my little sister's fucking crazy love her she's your little sister she was like we're running down there.

Bobbo 6:52

Oh no, and I was like we're doing what she's, like, yeah, you're gonna get your money's worth, you're gonna get that close to him. We're running down there. I was like okay, because I'm like six strings deep at this point and we run down there and I got some awesome fucking pictures of him like that's my background and we were that's probably the closest I've ever been to him and it was fucking awesome and he could smell you from there probably the pheromones sploosh the booze my baby, my poor baby her water broke.

Bobbo 7:25

I was just like, oh my god, and then the oops, sorry and then the uh security guard I just put it on I literally just put it on do not disturb, literally clearly that worked didn't fucking work time to sue apple anyway, no he's on my emergency contact, so it probably went through.

Bobbo 7:47

Anyway got super close and then the security guard person or whatever, like came behind us and my sister was taking a selfie and like saw him before he even got to us and he was like okay, you have to go back to your seats. So we went back. And then he was super nice, he came up. He's like did you have to go back to your seats? So we went back, and then he was super nice. He came up. He's like did you get the shot? Did you get the pictures? And we were like, yeah, he's like okay, you just can't stay down there. It's like okay.

Max 8:12

Did you give him a text? Who the fucking security?

Bobbo 8:15

guard.

Max 8:16

Thank you.

Bobbo 8:18

Would have got her at the stage.

Max 8:20

Thanks how he just asked the question I had.

Bobbo 8:23

No, only my husband gets butt sex guys and wait, wait for it.

Chad 8:28

There's more and he's catching. There's more.

Bobbo 8:32

The roles have swapped no but that was in my book recently, anyway.

Chad 8:35

There it is. You knew it, you knew it. Yep, fucking Peggy's back. It's 2024. It's going to be May.

Bobbo 8:45

So anyway, um, it's 2024, it's gonna be may, so anyway, wait see, y'all fucked me up, um. After the concert I, at my husband, was like let's listen to justin timberlake. On the way home I was like, really what?

Max 9:00

really babe what trying to get.

Bobbo 9:01

I was like, yeah, dude happening, yeah I was like I finally made you a fan and he said no.

Max 9:06

Dustin made me a fan. That's how good the concert was. He was trying to get laid.

Bobbo 9:11

That's all that was. I mean he gets laid lots regardless.

Chad 9:14

Dude, ew Dude Dude.

Bobbo 9:22

So yeah, it was really fucking good. And then a month later, my poor baby got arrested.

Chad 9:30

Wait, what happened oh?

Bobbo 9:31

okay.

Max 9:33

Not her actual relationship. No, that would have been a better story.

Chad 9:37

No, she's alluding to the fact that somebody with A billion dollars doesn't have the wherewithal To hire a fucking car. So he's a piece of shit. Are you going to be a defender of? Wait, I don't know what's going on.

Bobbo 9:52

Justin Timberlake got arrested, like two weeks ago, for a DUI.

Chad 9:56

What a fucking idiot. If she feels bad for him, she's going to go visit him in jail, get him a conjugal, Even though he was out the same day, yeah, because that's what money does, right? I think it's really funny that the rich fucks in the hamptons are like this cop's enforcing the laws. We don't like him because he does his fucking job. Fuck these bitches and fuck, fuck this. Fuck this cunt for for not hiring a fucking car. That is some in the middle of the fucking day. Who's?

Bobbo 10:23

day drunk and goes for a fucking stroll. What did you see?

Chad 10:27

the perp walk was in the middle of the fucking day ma'am. Was that the next?

Bobbo 10:30

day, I thought it was at night I don't know time to find out.

Chad 10:33

It's gonna ruin the tour, it's gonna ruin the tour?

Bobbo 10:36

ruin the tour, what tour? Yeah, that's the correct question.

Chad 10:39

I guess that is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard is some some gen zer arrests this guy. He's like it's going to ruin the tour.

Bobbo 10:46

What tour? Who gives a?

Chad 10:47

fuck about you bitch Drunk driving piece of shit.

Bobbo 10:49

My poor baby. No, your poor baby your poor baby needs to hide a little the consequences of his actions.

Max 10:56

Consequences are a bitch. I don't have to do shit, I just got to sit back. Just let them do their thing.

Bobbo 11:01

Fucking fuck that bitch I mean I don't agree with his actions, Obviously.

Chad 11:05

Yeah, because he's a piece of shit, but he should be forgiven.

Bobbo 11:07

No, he shouldn't Fuck that guy. The only difference between him and myself is he got caught.

Chad 11:12

He has a ton of money.

Bobbo 11:14

No, he got caught, true. True, you've never driven under the influence.

Max 11:19

No.

Bobbo 11:25

But it would have ruined the podcast if you got in jail because you still wouldn't be out.

Chad 11:28

He's a piece of shit had.

Max 11:28

I been caught Right. I was a piece of shit not that long ago, rude. I don't know why she didn't think that was going to be sad, rude.

Bobbo 11:33

Yes, 12.37 am local time.

Chad 11:40

Okay, so I guess it was at night. That's when he got caught every photo I saw of him was during the day, as I'm like, oh yeah, that's after he got released.

Bobbo 11:47

He just spent, he just had a little, had a little sleepover and then got out the next day sounds like he should have had a little taxi, fucking cab because he's got enough money for that right, so I I was talking to dumb as shit.

Max 12:00

Is that where he lives?

Bobbo 12:01

or my bestie. No, he was neither. He was visiting. Yeah, there was a party. It's it's, was he?

Max 12:07

visiting that chick from new orleans where he was holding her oh, don't fucking go there.

Bobbo 12:11

He was so drunk in that video again, what, what?

Chad 12:15

now, oh, was he making friends? No, he couldn't fucking stand up.

Bobbo 12:21

Bourbon street got the best of him and he leaned on somebody and everybody's like, oh he's cheating he probably was his co-star in the movie.

Chad 12:27

They were right, they were shooting also.

Bobbo 12:29

He probably was, yeah no wasn't his hand in her back pocket. No, you're fucking grasping at straws, right now like he was grasping at that ass.

Chad 12:38

Yeah, well done well.

Bobbo 12:39

He was on the wrong side of the lake. Who who?

Max 12:40

says Howie doesn't add anything.

Chad 12:43

You, everybody.

Bobbo 12:51

Anyway, yeah, I don't know, I don't agree with his actions.

Chad 12:55

I think it was very stupid.

Bobbo 12:58

Yeah, but I mean, it happens Lots of people have gotten duis right.

Chad 13:05

How many of those people have have the, uh, the means to not have to fucking deal with that?

Bobbo 13:11

I mean he still had to deal with it. He had a sleepover. That's not what I mean yeah other people that aren't rich get put in jail. Well, there's that. He did. No, not for just one night yeah, yeah, that's called a drunk tank for a reason that's usually not for the drunk drivers. It depends on when the court is available to see you is how long you go.

Chad 13:36

I don't know. I don't even know if I'm right. I've not experienced this.

Bobbo 13:40

I don't even know if I'm right, but the judge saw him next morning.

Chad 13:44

What was his BAC?

Bobbo 13:46

He didn't blow.

Max 13:49

Well, not the machine.

Chad 13:51

So they took him into the.

Bobbo 13:53

Yeah.

Chad 13:55

That doesn't track.

Bobbo 13:56

He didn't blow.

Chad 13:57

Then at some point they will still need to collect said evidence other than this. Ginger dude said so.

Bobbo 14:02

He ran a stop sign and swerved from what I read.

Chad 14:06

I mean, there's that.

Bobbo 14:07

Oh my gosh. Which, by the way. There's a hysterical parody on the Facebook, so funny.

Chad 14:16

Of what?

Bobbo 14:17

Of Bye, bye, bye, but instead of Bye, bye, bye, it's DUI. Oh my gosh, hysterical. Not that I'm on that person's side, my poor baby.

Chad 14:31

It sounds like you like it enough to have given it a watches, which thereby yeah and endorse it. Yeah, you not even endorse this. And now we're going to have to go find it, even though I don't really want to listen to it, because that song is a bit of an earworm Even though I don't really want to listen to it, because that song is a bit of an earworm. It is indeed. That's not always a good. I mean, there's a lot of bad songs that are like that.

Bobbo 14:48

I'm not saying anything. I don't need to hear anything. You don't have to agree that it's good.

Max 14:52

Yeah, I know, but it is an earworm. It's a 20-year-old earworm at this point. Yeah, it's just old enough to drink and drive.

Chad 15:09

Yeah, sure enough. I actually want to say how old is that? Wasn't that 99? Uh, 99 in 2000.

Bobbo 15:12

2001. Somewhere in there they just celebrated an anniversary 25.

Chad 15:16

Yeah, I'm thinking 25, 25 makes sense if they're doing an anniversary it's 25 because they were out when Britney was blowing up. Why are we in?

Bobbo 15:24

2024? It doesn't even know what I'm talking about. He's so beautiful. Always has been.

Chad 15:30

Look at that ramen headed fuck.

Max 15:33

Is that when it became a hit? Or is that when it was released in 2000 on no strings attached? Still old enough to drink and drive? Oh, absolutely old enough to drink and drive. You never hear about the, so, lance.

Chad 15:45

Bass tried to be a Russian cosmonaut and that failed because they don't like gay people there. Justin is Justin and Joey Fat One is doing Joey Fat One things that dude's fucking funny man he's legitimately funny and he'll get on stage with fucking. Steel Panther here and there, like when they're they happen to be in the same place, like consistently. He'll show up and get on stage with fucking Steel Panther. Here and there, like when they're In the same place, like consistently, he'll show up and get on stage and sing.

Max Martin: The Swedish Hitmaker

Max 16:09

He was on Impractical Jokers too, a couple times Sense of humor.

Chad 16:15

He's hosted some shows also, which is a weird gap.

Max 16:20

I remember he hosted something. I'm trying to remember what it was he's got a good kind of MC type of presence no. No, no, no, it's Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey and Steve Harvey's like the man you don't, steve.

Bobbo 16:32

Harvey's unbeatable. No, of course it's Steve Harvey, but he All right, let's see For people not old enough to remember fucking.

Chad 16:40

Oh, God damn it. What On the?

Bobbo 16:46

Joe.

Chad 16:46

Biden no.

Max 16:49

Oh, I know who you're talking about Richard Dawson.

Chad 16:50

Yeah, richard Dawson, richard Dawson.

Max 16:53

And then Louis Anderson took it over.

Bobbo 16:56

Oh, why did Joey Fatone leave? Family Feud Just popped up in my searches, ha.

Max 17:00

They're listening. Well, in that case he's forgettable. Eh, I can deal with that.

Bobbo 17:05

Fatone has hosted Food Network's Rewrapped Game Show. Networks, common Knowledge, live Well Networks, my Family Recipe and the Price is Right. Live Some shit.

Chad 17:15

I didn't hear Family Feud in the list. I didn't hear anything that I wouldn't, and none of that that I've watched. So he was in interim prices right before they landed on Drew Carey.

Max 17:25

No, there's a live show that runs around that tours. He's done the live show.

Chad 17:29

Joey Fatwin, there he is. No, the dude.

Max 17:33

Much respect to the Fatwin.

Chad 17:35

He's not even that fat. He's just fat compared to the other ones.

Bobbo 17:38

Fatone is his last name.

Max 17:40

Yeah, fatwin, f-a-t space, I'm sure he's sick of hearing that too Poor baby.

Chad 17:47

That's another poor dude From 2010 to 2015.

Bobbo 17:53

That too, but poor baby, that's another. From 2010 to 2015. That way, thank you, thank you. I knew my childhood wasn't a fucking lie. Oh no, you're not a child as the announcer, not as the host. I am a young lady. He wasn't the host, he was an announcer.

Chad 18:03

Fuck that shit, who gives a fuck?

Bobbo 18:04

I knew I saw him, though I knew I saw him, did you?

Max 18:06

see him. I'd like to. He saw the announcer so you know what the guy who announces the price is Right. Guy looks like Motherfuckers. What was his name? He?

Chad 18:14

was on Dancing with the Stars.

Max 18:16

That's probably the reality TV that's trying to creep into my head.

Chad 18:20

He was on an episode of Celebrity Family Feud.

Bobbo 18:24

Didn't watch it. I probably did.

Chad 18:27

Boy band versus girl group, so it was probably all of NSYNC. If I would have to.

Bobbo 18:31

No, it was probably like rando boy band.

Chad 18:34

people Like 98 Disease and those guys Like one of each right. Picking a couple here and there. We're researching, we're going to find out.

Max 18:46

It's going to take a while to find out the lineups. Who would be the boy band? Now? Every decade's kind of had their boy band thing. How about now?

Chad 18:54

One Direction's passed.

Max 18:57

There's a bunch of.

Bobbo 18:58

Asian ones right now. That's different K-pop is.

Max 19:02

I really feel like that's different. It's the same meat grinder, but it's different.

Chad 19:05

It's like Menudo is still going around.

Bobbo 19:11

It's not just tasty soup. Let's find out.

Max 19:13

What is popular now, if you don't know, obviously.

Chad 19:16

It can't be that popular. No, I literally only listen to Justin's album.

Bobbo 19:22

I literally don't listen to anything else.

Chad 19:25

Jesus.

Bobbo 19:26

It's really great.

Max 19:28

You're not even listening to Taylor Swift, stuff Fuck no, she had one good album in my opinion. Gotcha which one was that? Damn it. Swifties are going to come after us.

Bobbo 19:39

Reputation, I think, is what it was called. That was like four ago.

Max 19:44

First off, I'm not the target.

Bobbo 19:46

Second off Is that yes album?

Max 19:49

yes, there's been three or four albums that she's done. That I've really actually very much enjoyed.

Bobbo 19:54

You're a Swifty no.

Max 19:56

I said that I enjoyed the album.

Chad 19:58

Is it the one where it's that same dude, the same?

Max 20:00

fucking.

Chad 20:00

Swedish guy that wrote more than half of the songs on it.

Max 20:04

I don't know Depends on which one you're talking about.

Bobbo 20:06

Reputation was good.

Chad 20:14

The big hit songs, songs the big catchy songs are midnight.

Max 20:15

There's one fucking dude that actually writes them really like shake it off.

Bobbo 20:17

She didn't do shit with that that's a guy.

Chad 20:18

Hey, taylor, swift writes all of her own. No, you, you're, you're wrong. There's a, there's a fucking viking, who is, who is single-handedly writing all of like dude, no, look, seriously, look this fucking dude up. There's a dude who is so prolific, a such a prolific current songwriter that if there's something on the like in the top 100, the odds are he's got. He's got a fucking hand in it yeah he's got a. He's got a pinky toe in the butthole of that song.

Max 20:39

That's been the same way for forever, like there's always been somebody like that in every decade um the fuck, I don't so no, there's, there's a.

Bobbo 20:49

Yeah, it's K-pop. That's what's popular now.

Max 20:52

K-pop is a big old deal. Oh, you're still on that question. Yeah, my bad, we're on the other question.

Chad 20:58

Yeah, it's just. Who's the fucking Viking writing all the pop songs?

Max 21:01

now hey intern, what the fuck.

Chad 21:08

He's fucking typing like a Viking. There's another one with an actual. Like is Stockholm, sweden, fuckin' A-Ride. Look at me, go hey. Look, shake it off. That was a really loud clack, I'm sorry. Yeah, I called you. I fuckin' called you, bitch.

Bobbo 21:26

Fuckin' Jesus strikes again and that guy looks like.

Chad 21:28

Christ himself.

Bobbo 21:30

Fuck me running. I'm glad that you know so much about I know a lot of weird shit.

Chad 21:34

I don't know shit about swift other than this guy writes right, wrote some of her most popular songs. He has credits for katie's, katie perry's, I kissed a girl and roar yep, yep um taylor swift shake it off and blank space yep, both of those winding the biggest things ever save your tears by the weekend.

Max 21:49

Yep, yeah, so basically everybody's major and Blank Space Yep, both of those Winding Light and Save your Tears by the. Weeknd Yep, yeah.

Chad 21:53

So basically everybody's major hits, the biggest songs in the past decade is that guy.

Bobbo 21:58

This one fucking white man from Sweden. What's his name? Max Martin.

Chad 22:03

Which I think is.

Bobbo 22:04

Oh yeah, I've heard of him.

Chad 22:05

I feel like Carl Martin Sandberg is his actual name Professionally. Professionally he's known as max martin, so he's that's. His stage name is max martin, it's less. Uh, I don't know. So I mean you got to give the dude credit, because that that's the guy that's. Actually he's got a credit for it's gonna be me thank you okay.

Bobbo 22:22

Yeah, I knew I had heard of him. I was trying to google.

The Boy Band Era Discussion

Chad 22:25

I'm not as fast as you oh so, so really, you don't, don't love Justin, you love this man. Wait, no, okay, that's why he took your place as intern, by the way.

Bobbo 22:33

I remember this story.

Chad 22:36

Oh.

Bobbo 22:36

There's a story behind why he mispronounced me.

Chad 22:41

Yeah, he said it. On Hot Ones yeah, it's not that guy, it's not.

Bobbo 22:44

It's another one Okay.

Chad 22:46

The producer told them to do it that way. Now, if you go watch the hot ones with NSYNC being bitches, Of course I did that.

Bobbo 22:52

Of course I watched that, Oddly enough.

Chad 22:54

NSYNC on there was kind of funny. It was fun Shut up. I love them. You're really just fucking splooshing about it. Seat's wet. Imagine us in a room being interviewed by somebody, having to eat progressively hotter sauces, right, and giving each other shit while doing so. It was like that, which is what made it fun. Hot ones is hilarious, justin on. That was actually incredibly boring compared to the other ones.

Bobbo 23:22

Okay, okay, okay.

Chad 23:25

We're going to Minnesota.

Max 23:27

I literally he could be sitting in a room by himself pulling his own finger and farting, and to her that's fucking entertainment.

Chad 23:35

You're not wrong, must you just?

Max 23:37

be sitting there. Fucking walk up, walk up. Look, I flicked that thing down.

Bobbo 23:42

Went down that far.

Chad 23:46

You say that, but no, it's not.

Max 23:50

So yeah, no, that guy we just dedicated like 45 minutes to Justin Timberlake and Max Martin.

Bobbo 23:57

And T-Swift.

Chad 23:59

All of whom owe their careers to this motherfucker right here.

Max 24:02

Well, Taylor had.

Chad 24:04

She moved to pop with him. Yes, this guy got her into the pop market, which is what really got her out of the fucking Shania Twain boot-. Kicking shit, kicking like shania grass licking fucking weirdos window licking dude grass, go, go, go, listen to some fucking country song.

Max 24:20

It's, it's just, it's, it's just trailer park pop man now it's the fucking everything post garth really so outside of the 90s, I'll go with that.

Chad 24:32

The past 15.

Bobbo 24:34

You don't like Jelly Roll? Oh, he's awesome, but he's more blues Than country. Are we making those?

Chad 24:41

distinctions now, I don't know, I don't see him with. Blues Based off of the name. I don't know anything about the person, but it sounds like they clearly could have appropriated. No, this is an industry plant. That's what this is. This guy's an industry plant.

Max 24:57

He knows somebody Gotta be.

Chad 25:02

I came up with Nashville's Jelly Roll.

Max 25:04

Well, he looks like a jelly roll.

Chad 25:05

No, he doesn't he looks like Primalone? Fuck that guy. Supposedly he's't he looks like Pre Malone? Fuck that guy. Supposedly he's a great guy. Oh Jesus Fucking needs to get some Ozempic. God damn it. No, he's going to fucking die of a heart attack in three years. Look at that shit. That is a 500 pound man. They make reality shows about shit like that, not like I'm a singer my life's so hard because I'm a fat book.

Bobbo 25:30

He just came out and said recently that he was on a weight loss journey. Yeah, he should be.

Chad 25:35

Otherwise he's going to fucking die. That's what happens when you weigh that much. Fuck me, that's dangerous. Welcome to full pelican it is that dude's arm is the size my thigh?

Max 25:46

I don't know if he might have been pushing that up, because I saw that picture too.

Chad 25:49

It looked like he was kind of pushing it, doesn't matter If you got enough mass there to make it the same size as my thigh. Something is amiss, sir. Big tit.

Max 25:58

I thought you said big tit. He probably has them.

Chad 26:00

He's probably got bigger tits than fucking Bobbo Bobbo. I'm struggling that dude's got C-cups.

Max 26:07

By the way, you need to use your full Pelican money to get breast augmentation.

Chad 26:11

What no?

Max 26:12

Why.

Chad 26:15

Why not no? I mean I can think of several reasons. Why not? Don't you remember that I'm like?

Bobbo 26:18

team the way God made you, don't you remember?

Max 26:23

Let's talk about that. No, can't use that phrase, god damn it. What I'm thinking is we can liposuction Howie's tits.

Bobbo 26:31

What is wrong with you?

Chad 26:33

I don't know, go get a beer. That's not going to help.

Bobbo 26:36

Yes, it is. No, it isn't.

Chad 26:38

I promise you it's not, and then we can inject it into your chest.

Bobbo 26:41

No, I have heard that nowadays, you can take fat from other parts of your body and put it there. That's the only thing I'd do.

Chad 26:51

That body and put it there.

Bobbo 26:52

That's the only thing I do, uh that seems like a temporary thing maybe, but I would not do like implant implants. Yeah, they're dangerous, no, they're not, but okay okay, look up, uh, implant illness, it's a thing oh, all right, all right.

Chad 27:06

Intern let's go. Implant illness let's look I really don't want to look this up, then don't do an image search, you fucker Jesus. Implant illness.

Max 27:17

I don't think that's what he means.

Chad 27:21

I think he doesn't want to get into this one. It's not an official medical diagnosis. That's the AI overview, saying this is not a medical diagnosis.

Bobbo 27:29

Well, let's just leave medicine up to AI. I got my tits done. My eyes are dry.

Chad 27:33

Now that's a symptom they list there. Motherfucker, what is that source? The Cleveland Clinic? Is this the Cleveland Clinic that only does plastic surgeries? This is clevelandclinicorg. What do they do? I don't know, I see.

Bobbo 27:46

Things in Cleveland.

Chad 27:47

Yeah, what leads you to believe?

Max 27:50

that man.

Bobbo 27:53

Anyway, oh shit.

Chad 27:57

It's anyways.

Max 27:57

Well, no, we're talking about breasts.

Bobbo 28:00

No, I just Tits. I hit my fucking microphone on accident.

Chad 28:04

No, I'm for not having some plastic inserted in place.

Max 28:06

Yeah, good Penile implant.

Chad 28:08

Yeah, I don't need a, a wiener fucking. Why not?

Max 28:13

because it's weird is it, though, all right? So, according to the cleveland clinic, it's how many people do you?

Chad 28:18

want to talk to about it, fucking everybody but nobody wants to hear about that.

Max 28:22

We're on a podcast, we're talking to everybody.

Chad 28:23

Well, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about in general, like in your, in your day-to-day life. I was going into surgery oh why, I'm going to get my fucking wiener pump.

Max 28:33

I didn't even know breast implants could get sick.

Bobbo 28:37

No, no, come on now.

Chad 28:39

It sounds to me more like this happens. The person gets sick because it's fucking toxic.

Bobbo 28:44

Well, I mean, if you've got a breast implant.

Max 28:46

The breast implant gets sick.

Chad 28:47

If it was toxic everybody who had their tits done would would have the same series of of things. This sounds like people with with an, with some underlying autoimmune disorder, autoimmune or inflammatory reaction to parts of the breast implant such as the silicone so they and bacteria.

Bobbo 29:03

So not everybody's compatible with it.

Max 29:05

So yeah, so it sounds like somebody fucked up the surgery or they're fucked up in some other way. There's an allergic reaction to silicone. That is a thing.

Chad 29:13

Yeah, but you should know that before you get some fucking surgery. Call me crazy. My breasts got three times bigger than they were, because I'm allergic to breasts. And the other thing is comparing the procedure from the OGs back in the early 90s to now. Is that just a different? I mean, is it?

Chad 29:30

still fucking weird well, you remember, like like the old days where you'd see some bolt-on tits and they look fucking weird, but now, like now, they're doing reconstructive surgery. It's like Olivia Munn recently had to have a mastectomy because of breast cancer yeah and then get them fixed by a plastic surgeon because her job is to be attractive and act things. Where's she been?

Chad 29:51

exactly where I just told you, uh, dealing dealing with with breast cancer and getting getting having your boobs yeah having her boobs cut off and then put back on because otherwise she was going to die gotcha, that's that's, that's where she's been. She's dealing with that shit. She's, she is, she still is I agree with you, is she?

Max 30:08

i't seen her. I literally have not seen her.

Chad 30:09

Well, yeah, I mean, she's never not been.

Bobbo 30:14

She posted a thing a while ago.

Max 30:18

All right. Who's the other one? No, the redhead that was on G4 TV.

Chad 30:24

Oh, I don't recall.

Max 30:27

Morgan Webb.

Chad 30:28

She wasn't redheaded. Yes, she was. No, she's not Morgan Webb, morgan Webb. She wasn't red headed Morgan Webb, but you see the picture of her With her glasses and a hospital gown. That's her posting about Her boob issues. But hey, man, do your thing, raise awareness, get your t-shirts squeezed. That looks like some brown hair. If I ever saw it, morgan Webb does look like she has brown hair.

Max 30:49

Goodness gracious, that's the lighting that looks like some brown hair.

Chad 30:51

If I ever saw it, morgan Webb does look like she has brown hair.

Max 30:53

Third picture Goodness gracious, that's the lighting. It's also still brown.

Chad 30:55

That's the lighting I'm used to. It's also still brown. I think she went through a few hair colors whenever she was on G4. Maybe All I see is there's some collegiate athlete with some fucking quads man Holy shit. That was the two hotties from g4 tv. That was nerd spank bank. Well, I mean, olivia was first, she got famous, and well, morgan both of them.

Chad 31:16

Attack of the show was one and uh morgan webb was seemed like she actually did adam sessler and morgan webb and yes, morgan webb actually did know her games, I think olivia munn was more of a plant. Yeah, well, I mean you got to get the nerds there somehow.

Max 31:33

Well, it worked because both of those two were hotties. Yeah, yeah, I used to watch that I could care less about the games. I don't have anything to add Of course not, because you were too busy up Justin Timberlake's ass.

Bobbo 31:46

Except that my husband used to watch it. Yeah, that, justin Timberlake's ass. Except that my husband used to watch it. Yeah, that's right, that's why he watched it.

'90s Celebrity Crushes and Playboy

Chad 31:51

This is why that's it. That's 100% why. It's the same reason why people watched what was Jenny McCarthy on MTV. The thing where she was, her job was to be a hot, big, titty blonde who does random things. She was the wild card character.

Bobbo 32:07

What the?

Chad 32:08

fuck was that Ridiculousness. No, like she was the wild card character. What the fuck was that Ridiculousness?

Bobbo 32:13

No, this is so the remote control game with Colin Quinn perhaps.

Chad 32:17

Possibly, possibly.

Bobbo 32:20

We're talking 25 years ago we're talking, these two were born. I was barely born.

Chad 32:25

You were tickling somebody's nutsack.

Bobbo 32:28

No, not yet. I was only like three.

Chad 32:32

I don't know when this show was.

Max 32:34

I want to say it was like 93, 94, somewhere around there.

Chad 32:38

I had Jenna McCarthy posters in my room in 97, 98, which would have been the time that she was prime MTV time.

Max 32:48

Before she started doing her vaccines. Cause autism.

Chad 32:52

I know what I'm talking about. I'm Dr Jenny. Look at my titties.

Max 32:55

Kathy, ireland was fucking knockout. Still is, still is.

Bobbo 33:00

Alright. I can't relate to any of this, but I guess it's only fair.

Max 33:03

I was going to say we went through your bullshit, no, let's go through ours.

Chad 33:06

The Sports Illustrated model of the 90s. My goodness. I mean really it's the only thing that ever sold. That Sports Illustrated as a magazine died 30 or 40 years ago. It's only been sold by like the whole subscription revolves around the swimsuit edition.

Max 33:23

Well, it's because at that point I mean, that was the closest thing you were going to get to porn without and that and that.

Chad 33:28

Yeah, because the Internet wasn't, wasn't a thing. You couldn't just go download movies, you'd have to go find them or steal your dad's videotapes. No, no See, I never did that. I was always nervous I was going to find one. Wasn't, was homemade Yep that would be rough. Now, we never owned a video camera. I don't care.

Max 33:45

My dad was smart. He bought one of those scramblers Cable scramblers back in the day.

Chad 33:53

You have your dish in the backyard.

Max 33:55

No dish.

Chad 33:55

This came through cable I remember we could get HBO with the box, because it was just a broadcast signal back in the day. The olden days, Bobo, when you could pirate shit and they couldn't catch you because they couldn't tell you you were doing it.

Max 34:09

You didn't buy cable because you just hooked in to your neighbor's cable and all was well.

Chad 34:15

It's a different ballgame. But you couldn't just go find porn like you can now I know.

Max 34:21

You had to dig for that shit.

Chad 34:23

I know, yeah, you kept a stash somewhere.

Max 34:24

And the Sports Illustrated Was definitely in that run.

Chad 34:27

It stayed because it got racier. It continues to get racier over the years. It's just closer and closer to what Playboy was.

Max 34:35

Now.

Chad 34:36

Playboy doesn't even do anything.

Max 34:37

I was going to say do we ever talk and I think we have before talked about the Playboy and the people that have been in it?

Bobbo 34:45

Oh, I feel like we have.

Chad 34:47

I mean we've talked briefly about Debbie and Tiffany.

Max 34:50

Those are the only two that matter.

Chad 34:52

No, there's a lot of careers that launched out of Playboy. I mean, look at Pam Anderson. She's only famous because she was in that and then from that jump to Baywatch.

Max 35:00

Nicole Nicole Eggert. No from that jump to Baywatch. Nicole Eggert no, anna Nicole Smith. Yeah, anna Nicole Smith, yeah, she's another one Poor.

Bobbo 35:06

thing.

Chad 35:08

Yeah, she died. Well, I mean, she probably got more famous from marrying an oil tycoon and him dying than her actual body of work. Elsewise Planned, planned, no, he was 90. He feels like 95. He just wanted some big titties in his face as he died.

Max 35:21

I don't blame him, like 95, he just wanted some big titties in his face as he died.

Chad 35:24

I don't blame him, I didn't say she's probably nuttier than squirrel turds. He wasn't, he wasn't getting it up. This was before viagra was a thing. This dude was just there to like have have some hot bitch next to him while he took the fucking bucket and you know he had the money to pay for it.

Chad 35:37

And then the kids are like hey, where's my inheritance? What? Why is my mom younger than me? What the fuck no, arguably some good questions now. Should the old man have have signed everything over to her? Probably not that was he knew that was going to go poorly for everybody through a strainer but he wasn't going to be around to see it, so why does it?

Chad 35:57

matter to him well, that's, you know, that's, that's hold my beer? I don't know, but I mean I I'd say the kids definitely hada case there, but I don't know. He was bewitched by these huge fake titties. He got smothered. He was hypoxic. I would have been there and Nicole Smith was one of my.

Max 36:19

His blood went all to the wrong head. She was one of my top picks back in the 90s man. She was.

Chad 36:27

Yeah, she's good to look at Big old rack and that was her stick.

Max 36:31

Certainly some posters there.

Chad 36:32

Yeah Well, yeah, you know, I mean, you know, I had to keep it somewhat reasonable.

Max 36:38

I didn't have any real pictures like posters on my wall at all.

Chad 36:43

Jenny was all over mine because she's 98.

Max 36:46

If I would- have, it would have been Kathy Ireland for sure, because Kathy she's just hot, I had posters, her fucking jawline.

Chad 36:52

Nobody asked you had bed sheets that got fucking dampened up.

Bobbo 36:56

No, no, I had a poster of Leo and a poster of Justin.

Max 37:03

That's what we said.

Chad 37:06

And a pillow and three fingers.

Bobbo 37:08

No, not until I was out of the poster phase, at least.

Max 37:14

Yeah, when she was 10, 11. I don't know 12.

Chad 37:19

See, I also forget that this was. It was a different time.

Max 37:24

When.

Chad 37:26

Being the age that I am and you are Posters were it was your way of expressing yourself.

Max 37:33

That is all you had.

Chad 37:35

You had your room and that was it, so you put whatever up you wanted to, and boys was either sports or bitches.

Bobbo 37:41

Or both or bands. It's music was either sports or bitches, or both. No, no, or bands.

Chad 37:46

It's music, sports or babes. That's the trifecta. It's one of the three.

Bobbo 37:53

You can't have several no.

Max 37:55

Why not? What if you're into different things? You didn't cross the streams.

Chad 38:00

You can be into different things, but one of them is more or less what you're going to be into you're either the music guy, you're like the kid who wore the trench coats and the Doc Martin boots, that would be the music. Well, I mean earlier in the decade you'd wear flannels and smell like patchouli, oh lord. And then if you're a sports guy, you're a sports guy.

Max 38:26

Yeah, you had sports, otherwise people uh, poses of people footballing, yeah, or b-ball players and jordan posters were right, yeah, but yeah, no.

Chad 38:39

So those, those, those are the types of posters you were going to have as a kid now. Now I went from bands to babes.

Bobbo 38:46

Ah, so you transitioned.

Chad 38:50

Yeah, as I got older, I was like I don't need a Grateful.

Max 38:52

Dead poster on my wall.

Chad 38:54

How about this big titty bitch in a bikini? The three Bs.

Bobbo 39:00

I had Justin and Leo, and then I had NSYNC.

Chad 39:06

I'm quite sure now which Leo.

Bobbo 39:09

Leonardo DiCaprio from Titanic.

Chad 39:11

Do you think I meant the fucking Ninja Turtle? Fuck you you think?

Bobbo 39:18

I kissed a fucking turtle tonight.

Max 39:20

I don't know weirder things have happened. You never know when it's fucking Gilbert Grape, turtle, goodnight, I don't know.

Chad 39:23

Weirder things have happened. You never know when.

Bobbo 39:27

It's fucking Gilbert Grape, liz, but anyway, and then at some point skating rinks were a thing.

Max 39:34

Yeah, before you were born.

Bobbo 39:38

And when I was fucking born. And now, and now so anyway, I would go to the skating rink like every friday with my older sister and get these stickers, bumper stickers. Oh fuck, bumper stickers oh fuck, oh fuck, and they were like I make boys cry and all that shit like those classic bumper stickers.

Chad 39:59

I heard that Allie Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Start that over, mama I lost the train of thought there.

Bobbo 40:06

The classic 2000s bumper stickers. They were like I make boys cry and I'm too hot to handle and all that shit.

Chad 40:14

That's a classic bumper sticker, I'm assuming.

Bobbo 40:16

Back in the fucking day, what do I know? That's all they had at, the Sounds like some toxic bitch fucking bumper stickers. Well, this is who. This is what shaped me, Okay.

Chad 40:24

This is where I'm going with this.

Bobbo 40:26

I went from posters to having beaucoup of those.

Max 40:29

I'm sitting here thinking it was a pair that shaped her On my Rude.

Chad 40:35

Damn son.

Bobbo 40:37

I had a bunch of bumper stickers on my closet instead of posters.

Max 40:41

On her badonkadonk. Oh okay, yeah, like too hot to handle and I make boys cry stickers on my closet instead of posters on our badonkadonk.

Chad 40:44

Oh so okay, like yeah, like two hats I handle and I make boys cry and so you're putting bumper stickers. Those are the only two you remember.

Max 40:52

Yeah, yeah, okay, I mean they were kind of doing that back in our day too.

Chad 40:55

I don't recall that because I didn't put I I didn't put a ton of stuff on my walls other than like the I love new york bumper stickers and shit I was just saying.

Bobbo 41:03

I went from that to cliche shit right bumper stickers.

Chad 41:07

I went from posters, so it sounds like like your door was just a mix of of uh, the equivalent of I love hip-hop.

Bobbo 41:13

Born to shop her.

Chad 41:15

Her door was her brain this is a pumpkin spice fucking door yeah, of basic it had Uggs on the bottom of it. I love my music.

Max 41:25

I'm a flirt cutie pie diva. This is kind of what it looked like it had fur in the middle those aren't bumper stickers yes, they are well

Chad 41:37

okay well, they're stickers. They're stickers. You can put them on a bumper, but I can. I know exactly what you're talking about it's like a bastardized Euro sticker In a.

Max 41:48

Groovy Days font. It's the prequel to the Chai Bone On shit Chicks rule Let me shop and no one gets hurt.

Bobbo 41:56

I definitely had that one. Goddess.

Max 42:00

Well, that's it for this episode. So yeah, break, goddess. Well, that's it for this episode. So, um, yeah, break. Break for lunch.