Crybaby Tiers: Horror Villain Looks

This week America's Next Top Bottom, CryBaby, will be ranking horror’s most iconic killers the way they deserve to be judged: by their outfits. 

From Pinhead's kinky chains to Chucky's Rainbow suspenders, this short yet chaotic episode seeks to answer the only question that truly matters: if looks could kill… who would be the deadliest diva?

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Oh, ooh. That's what this is. It's like the, the, the sex appeal tier list ranking. It's not about fashion anymore. It's about how fuckable they are.

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What is your book of Well, hanging out with your Smartest and Funniest Friend. You know me, I'll kill anybody, but.

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Hi there, cutie patootie and welcome back to Horror Icon, your queer playground for all things scary, sexy, and stupid. Now you know me, I'm Cry Baby. The spooky slut from Your Wettest Nightmares. And today we're doing another Tearless Baby. Yes, that's what's up. Oh, I'm kind of excited about this. but first, like, here's a little bit of the tea, bitching the pot, so to speak. Originally I was gonna be releasing the Curse of Chucky episode today with Donnie. but due to some unfortunate circumstances, Donnie and I were unable to record our episode in time. And so, I mean, I was originally just gonna kind of You know, just release the episode when I was able to, but you know, I'm trying to be consistent here. I'm trying to, to make some magic and I still honestly just wanted to get something out to y'all because at the end of the day, I love talking about horror. I'm very passionate about this project in general, and I figured why not do another tear list? I had a lot of fun with the first one that I did, which if you haven't seen or listened to, you should definitely go check it out. I covered the final destination deaths from the first final destination all the way through the newest final destination. Final destination, bloodlines. It was a lot of fun. And I decided maybe about like an hour ago to do it again. So, I mean, this is, uh, I'm not gonna lie, this is probably gonna be a short one. Mama threw this together, literally right before I started recording, so, as the title may suggest, we are gonna be taking a look at and ranking the looks of some of our favorite horror movie killers And when I say some of our favorite, I really just mean like the 27 or so that I was able to pull off of the top of my head when I was putting this tier list together. I probably missed some of your faves, and if I did that's fine, honestly, let me know. if y'all want a part two of this, I will do a part two of this. So get at me if I missed anybody that you want to see. Email me, throw it in the comments, find me on the street and scream it in my face. No, don't do that last part. But, Before we look at the tier lists and who I selected to rank, I just wanna take a second to like talk about what makes an iconic horror movie killer There's a lot to it'cause there's so many out there, right? There's an abundance of horror movies with different killers But only a few have stuck I think there's a couple of things that really make a killer stand out I think one thing is it has to be scary. There has to be some sort of element to it that is terrifying.'cause at the base level, when you're designing a, a, a killer or a villain to terrorize this group of people, they have to be terrifying. So that's criteria number one. Is it scary? If I saw this in my apartment right now, would I be terrified? I also think it has to be like. Recognizable, right? Like the silhouette test. if I were to show you an outline of this killer, no details, would you be able to clock it? Would you be able to identify who it is? I think that's super important too. Along with that, I think something that helps make an impactful image with a horror killer is a story. What details are there that are telling a story? Like how is it connected to the killer's origin? Or is there like a, a theme that we're following? those details can really help elevate a, A Killer's look. And then I think finally, uh. It's just gonna come down to whether or not I like it. Let's be honest. Like those three things are very important and those will probably weigh a lot on my decisions, but at the end of the day, it's just like, do I like it? Is it something that I enjoy? Does it tickle me? Now that begs the question is who am I? Who am I to judge the fashion choices of of, of killers? honestly, no one. I'm not anyone. I'm sitting here in, uh, fricking a tank top and gym shorts and the same faded ass baseball cap that I wear all the fucking time. So a, a fashion icon. I am not, but. It doesn't matter. This is my fucking show, right? And I like what I like. So we're gonna talk about it. And with that said, mama, let's get into it. Let's take a look at the five tiers that we're going to use to rank our horror couture, so to speak. Now starting with our top tier, the God tier, I have call Robert one right now, which. If you don't know who Robert won is, you gotta check him out. Robert won. That's WUN one. He is one of my favorite, if not my favorite fashion designer right now. He has such a, a dark, romantic whimsy to his pieces that is just, hmm, it hits all the right spots for me. I had to pay homage to him with our top tier of course. So first here, call Robert one right now our second tier is slate it. No, really dial 9 1 1. that's for ones that I can, I can see are great. Like they're good. They're not my favorite. They're not like God level tier, but they are a good design and I appreciate them. Our mid-tier is costume party realness, so this is one where it's like, it's cute, I can clock it, like I know what it is. But I'm not impressed that, don't impress me much. Look what you did. Shania. All right. Our second to last tier is she's a full on Monet. So for those, for those of you who haven't seen Clueless. What it means to be a Monet is like, from far away it looks pretty good, but when you get up close, it's a total mess. so that's our second to last here. Decent from far away, but not pleasing up close. Or the more I sit with it, the more I'm just like, eh. Whatever. And then our final tier is Spirit Halloween clearance. Totally unimpressed, uninspired, basic, cheap, not my gig. those are our five tiers. Baby cakes. We have Call Robert one right now. Slate it. No, really. Call 9 1 1 Costume party realness. She's a full on Monet and Spirit Halloween clearance. So without further ado, our first fashion victim is the fishermen from, I know what you did last summer. Oh, the fishermen. Uh, so this guy, it's, I don't really like the fishermen. I'm just gonna say it right now. I know what you did last summer is pretty cool. The fisherman is. Pretty not cool. I would say the only, the only, bullet point, the asterisks that I will put with that is in the chase scene with Sarah Michelle Geller, which one of the best chase scenes ever, in that chase scene when they're in the department store and you see his silhouette with the slicker and the fishing hat and the hook like. That's good. I do like that silhouette, but it is quite basic. It's a slicker and a fishing hat and a hook. Like what's special about it? Yeah, we get it. You're a fisherman. Okay, cool. So I'm just gonna put it in like she's a full on Monet, from far away. She's cute, but up close. I'm not really digging it, so All right, up next we have Pinhead from the Hell Raise franchise. Ugh. Daddy, I love Pinhead. Just from a a, a character design. The Cena bytes in general are just delicious. I, I have to, I have to take, I, I, I have to step up real quick and just acknowledge the praise that I have for Clive Barker and the team that brought his book to life If you haven't seen hell raiser watch it. uh, it's horny, it's dark, it's romantic, it's gothic. It's, there's, there's, there's so much that I love about it, and a huge part of that is the centa bytes in their design. And Pinhead is just kind of the one that stood out. the rows of pins coming out of his head and like the chains and the leather and I think it's leather. It's very shiny for leather, but either way, it's very fetish gear and very BDSM coated, which I mean, Clive Barker has been very open about, His BDSM influence in his work and him being a queer man as well. I love seeing that shit. I love seeing that shit on screen. So Pinheads going right up at the top. Call Robert one right now. He is sexy and honestly, if I had all of the money in the world, uh, I would probably own a lot of pieces that are akin to what Pinhead is wearing and God knows I love a piercing, so I'd be covered in them. I. All right, next up we have Carrie White, specifically Carrie White, at her most powerful at her badasses when she is covered in pig's, blood, and just fucking killing everybody. This is her. This is like the, the good for you moment. Yes. This is what I want it to look like in my prom. It's bloody, it's, again, it's, it's so iconic. the image of this teenage girl just covered in blood It's scary, it's unnerving. I feel bad for her. I love her. Also referenced a lot, the, this Carrie White Bloody Prom look, I feel like, is it, it gets referenced quite a bit. It's been referenced a few times on Drag Race, of course. And I just think in general, I see a lot of clothing replicating that bloody covered in blood look. So, I do love it. She's slated, no, really, call 9 1 1. She's she's pretty iconic. one of my favorite horror killer images out there is carry a white covered in blood. All right. We got another bad bitch coming on up. We got Megan M three gi, who has her sequel coming out next week, Megan 2.0, which looks interesting. I am, I'm intrigued. I don't know if I'm sold. But I'll watch it. I'm also interested to see,'cause it looks like they're gonna be redesigning the character, so I'm interested to see what they changed and, and how Meghan evolves. But Meghan, in the first movie, we all know if you were online when this movie came out, that trailer dropped and queer Twitter picked that shit up and ran with it like she was so fucking Ty. Mama. I. Was obsessed. The, the dress, the bow, the sunglasses, the shoes very fun and very instantly recognizable. So she's going and slate it. No, really. Call 9 1 1. I think Meghan has quite the iconic look and it is a little fashionable, a bit Lolita, but I mean, I guess she is a children's toy, so there's that. All right. Up next we have the strangers. This is a group of three. They all have different masks. We have like a duall face, we have like a sack face, and you know, just these three bitches terrorizing, Liv Tyler and her not fiance and their secluded home. It's okay. if I were to see these three people in my apartment right now, I mean, I wouldn't be happy about it. Uh, that's true. I would not be happy about it, but There's just something very not specific about some of this that I'm just not super crazy about. The only one that I do like would be Dollface. She's the one in the, she's wearing a yellow dress and she has that, uh, almost like Betty Boop looking ass mask. I think she's cute, but the rest of it is just, it's kind of forgettable. I think what they do is more scary than how they look. Home invasion is fucking terrifying, but they, they look fine. I'll just put them in the middle tier costume party realness, you know, I'm not displeased with it. There's some effective moments, I think, but it's just, when I think of, of iconic horror movie looks, they're definitely not on my list right away. All right, Billy the puppet. This cty motherfucker tri cycling around in a suit. Blushed the fuck up. I mean, I'm just, I'm gonna have to put up, up, up in the top, you know, call Robert one right now. I just, I love a suit. I love a bitch in a suit, especially with a little bow tie. The spiral blush takes me out. Uh, the only thing I'll, I'll knock is the hair. I'm not one to talk my wigs look like shit, but, I'm not in a million dollar movie or a billion dollar movie, whatever, however much this movie was. I am not an antagonist in a horror movie. Okay? My wigs can look like shit, low stakes. but I digress, Billy the puppet, regardless of the ratty ass looking hair, I fucking love that bitch. So cute. if I did see him tri cycling into my bedroom, I would shit myself. There's something about like tiny little things that's a little unnerving. All right. We have a big hitter coming up. We have Freddy Krueger. Freddy Krueger. So here's the thing about Freddy. there's so much, I don't mean that in a bad way, I mean that positively.'cause again, thinking on, on like iconic horror movie, slashers, iconic horror killers, they'll generally have like one or two specific things. you know, you have Jason with his hockey mask, Chucky is a doll. Michael Myers with his, his mask. there's just like. One thing that makes them recognizable. Freddy, on the other hand, that motherfucker has a hat. That motherfucker has a Christmas dirty ass striped sweater. He has his little claws and he looks like a burnt cheese pizza. Like there's so much to him that is instantly recognizable and instantly iconic, and he is scary. With the exception of Freddy's death, the final nightmare.'cause that movie, um, he is a joke, but beyond that, he is horrifying and he is also going top tier. I feel like I would get shot if I didn't put Freddy Krueger in the top tier. I, and he's not going in the top tier because I'm afraid of getting shot. He's going in the top tier because I think he belongs there. All right. We have Heart eyes. Heart Eyes came out earlier this year and it's a movie by Josh Rubin, whom I fucking love. I think Josh Rubin is so funny. I saw his movie, I think it's called Scare Me or something like that. I really enjoyed that. It's like a single location, they're just telling scary stories kind of movie. That one's really fun. so yeah, I like Josh Rubin, heart Eyes as a movie. It was fine. But I do like heart eyes', character design. I don't know if I'm the minority on this one, but, his mask, it's like, this helmet kind of thing with two heart eye cutouts and they're lit up like with like red LEDs and I just think that's cute. It is topical. You know, the heart eyes is a Valentine's Day slasher. So if it fits with a theme I just, I just like the look. I don't know exactly what it is. It's probably the lights. I like shiny things, but I am gonna put heart eyes, uh, you can shoot me. I'm gonna put'em up and slate it. No, really. Call 9 1 1. I just, I really like that mask. I think it's cute in a scary kind of way. So there's that. Oof. Okay, so now we're moving on to Jason Vorhees. Now Jason Vorhees has, three looks that I'm gonna talk about. We're gonna first talk about Sack head, Jason from Friday the 13th, part two. This is before Jason gets the hockey mask. It's where he's wearing like a potato sack or something. A burlap sack over his head with the one eye cut out. Very similar to one of the strangers. the, the daddy stranger has a sack over his head too. I do like Jason's a little bit more. I think it's a bit scarier. There's this one shot specifically towards the end where the final girl, Ginny is in like some shed or Shaq or something, and we see behind her through the window Jason and all of his sack headed glory running towards the shack. And it's scary. It's, it's a really scary shot. Is the sac head as iconic as the hockey mask? No. And for that reason, I can't put it in top tier. I do think I am gonna put it, in second tier. She slayed. I'll put it behind Carrie White.'cause it's good, it's scary. It's just not the best. But speaking of the vest, we have. Hockey mask Jason, which is Jason as we all know and love him in the majority of his movies. obviously he's gonna go on the top tier. Call Robert one right now. Jason was my favorite growing up when I was a, a scared little gay boy watching horror movies. I found him to be the scariest. The hockey mask was fun. And it's just iconic. You know, I think outside of the horror sphere, I find that a lot of people when they reference slasher movies, they reference the slasher killer wearing a hockey mask. They don't identify Jason by name, but it's always like a hockey mask. And so I think that has to give us something. I think the hockey mask, Jason has moved beyond. The horror landscape into a wider pop culture, level of understanding and, and visibility. So he has to go in the top tier. And then our final one is Uber Jason from Jason X. So Jason X honestly, a criminally over hated Friday movie, in my opinion. A lot of people don't like it and they think it's trash, which like, I'm not gonna tell you how to feel, but I will. Argue for this movie. I think Jason X is fun. I love Jason goes to space. I think it's just really cheeky and it's something new for the franchise and I just love having this this relic of the eighties of like, you know, camp Slashers thrown into a futuristic kind of environment. I, it's, it's really fun. It's really playful. and so Uber, Jason, how Uber Jason comes about is, he gets like shot or obliterated or something. They think that they kill him, but futuristic technology, they have nanobots that are able to repair and replace tissue to heal people. It's a, it's a medical thing and as it turns out, they killed Jason Voorhees. Right next to the Nanobot machine. So those nanobots come out and they put Jason back together and they replace a lot of his tissue with metal and shit. And we end up with this big Hulk in metal masked daddy is, fuck Jason. Don't judge me. But it's hot. I, I think it's, it's kind of hot. I like Uber, Jason and I I, everybody's going up here, but he's going and slate it. No, really. Call 9 1 1. I'm gonna put him above Megan. Don't shoot me for that one. I really like Uber, Jason. I think it's just a fun variant of Jason Vhe as we know him. All righty, bride of Frankenstein. she's cty as fuck. I love the bride of Frankenstein, first off, she's gorgeous. This woman is beautiful and her silhouette. Iconic the hair with a white stripe. Wonderful. Her white gown, getup, dignified, elegant, cutesy, sexy. She's going in the top tier. Gosh, I must be really. Really in a good mood today'cause everybody is getting ranked pretty high, but I think Bride of Frankenstein totally deserves it. She's stunning and she walked so other horror icons could run. Let's be honest. She's like the blueprint and speaking of the bride of Frankenstein being a blueprint, we're gonna talk about Tiffany Valentine from the bride of Chucky. First I have Tiffany Valentine in human form when she's her sexy corseted trailer park. Live-in blonde babe. I love her style. I think she is so sexy, this is very, very hot. So Tiffany in human form is going to go and slate it. No, really Call 9 1 1 and she's gonna have to go at the top, at the top of that tier. Move over Carrie. There we go. Yes, Tiffany Valentine. I'm, uh, this also might get rearranged. If it's too top heavy, I may have to bump some bitches down. We'll see. But right now we have a solid 11 of the 13 that I've talked about so far, or in the top two tiers. So, whoops. We'll see if that changes. Now we have doll Tiffany and doll Tiffany. I see so many gay boys dressed as Tiffany for Halloween. I don't know how I feel about that. But that's just, it's, I, she's iconic. Everybody wants to be her. Everybody wants to be doll Tiffany, and I get it. Barbie, eat your heart out. Although I will say I do think that in bride of Chucky doll, Tiffany looks more like Tara Reed than she does Jennifer Tilley, but that's besides the point. She still looks great. I was very upset when she got thrown into the oven and that's how I know she belongs in the top tier. because I was so attached to her look that it physically pained me when she got thrown in the oven, got burnt to a crisp and did not look like that anymore. Very upsetting. Very upsetting. All right, so we're going from Tiffany to Chucky. I have two Chuckies. We have classic Chucky. This is our Chucky from child's play, one, two, and three. He's fine. Redheaded. Good guy, doll. I, I like Chucky better when he's animated as Chucky when he's just that fuck ass doll with a big ass head. I don't like it as much, but when he's up and moving, he's cute. He's fun, he's iconic. he used to scare me when I was a kid, but I know a lot of people who are still scared by him. I'm gonna have to throw Chucky in. Slate it. No, really. Call 9 1 1. he's not quite my favorite, most iconic in his classic form, but I feel like it would be a disservice to not put him higher up because he is a very, very recognizable horror character, and the overall in red shoes are just to die for. But next we're moving on to Frank and Chucky, whom I am going to throw in our top tier, Frank and Chucky. This is Chucky from Bride of Chucky through, I guess technically. Cult of Chucky. but this is the Chucky that's all stitched together, of course, paying homage to Frankenstein, the inspiration to bride of Chucky. So I like that. I think it's clever. I think it's cute. I think it makes a lot of sense with the story considering how Chucky had died in child's play three. And also just like if you were alive in the nineties, that motherfucker's face was everywhere, everywhere promoting that movie. So yes, he's, he's iconic. He's going in our top tier call Robert won right now, like a wonderful character design. Okay. Be Boul is from sinister. if you haven't seen sinister, it's probably one of my favorite horror movies of all time. It is one of the horror movies that genuinely as an adult, scared the shit out of me. Boul is the big bad of that movie, and. He is also kind of sexy. Oh my God. This is turning into just like whether or not I would fuck these people. Ugh. Maybe that's why so many of them are top tier. But I'm sorry, he's sexy. He's in his suit. He has the top button unbuttoned. He has like scraggly hair, and his face is terrifying. He's gonna have to go and slate it. No, really? Call 9 1 1 2. Uh, this is so top heavy everybody. I, I'm just gonna recap right now. So. In our Topes tier, our Tippety Tippety top tier, we have Pinhead from Hella Raiser. Billy the Puppet. Freddy Krueger Hockey Mask, Jason, the bride of Frankenstein, doll. Tiffany and Franken. Chucky, and then in our second tier, slate it. No, really call 9 1 1. We have classic Chucky. Human. Tiffany Valentine, AKA, Jennifer, Tilly, Carrie, white S head, Jason, Uber, Jason Baggo, Megan and heart eyes. Hmm. I think before I move forward I might rearrange some things. I think heart, eyes. I am gonna move down one to costume party realness. The more I sit with it, the more I'm like, it's cute, but it's, it's been one movie. I don't think it's like Superduty, iconic. And with that I'm also probably gonna move the strangers down to, she's a full on Monet, so we just moved two down. Let me see what else. Oh, I don't know if I have the heart to move anybody else down lower. Guys, this is a problem. Are you gonna be mad at me if like everybody is highly ranked? That's not interesting. That just makes me a lover. I mean, I love being a lover. Oh my God. I did not expect to fall into an existential crisis during this. Okay. Listen, not everybody can make varsity sack head. Jason, you're gonna go down to costume party realness. I know you were scary, but there was, there really wasn't anything identifiable about you. Actually, I'm just like, I ranked you higher just because of that one shot with you running towards Ginny. Alright. I think that's it. Okay. I think, I think we're good. Okay. So I moved, just to recap. I moved Heart Eyes and s Zach had Jason down to our third tier caution party Realness, and then I moved the strangers down to our fourth tier. She's a full on Monet. I might do this again. We'll see. But anyway, forward and onward. We're gonna move on to our next bay. We're gonna move on to Ghostface. Ghostface is kind of a queen. There's a lot of swooshing fabric. It's a little sparkly. I don't know if y'all clocked that The fabric of the ghost face costume is quite sparkly and shiny. Which I like. Of course, the, the, the face itself is iconic and it's gonna have to, I just moved a bunch of people down so I could put Ghostface in the top tier. Ghostface is really an icon. I love it. It is scary. I remember the first time I watched Scream ghost face scared the shit out of me. I actually couldn't look at the masks without like being afraid. instantly recognizable. We all, the, the ghost face is synonymous with Scream, so we have to, all right, up next we have the tethered from us. these are the people that live underground and then have their uprising. To kill their doppelgangers. you know, it's like a, it's almost like a prison uniform. It's bright red, which is a lovely color. I personally don't think I look good in red. I, I don't really wear red that much. But Lupita Django looks great in red, and I think, well, the character's name is red, so there's also that. kind of culty looking, which tugs at a little special place in my heart. It is quite basic and it's not really that scary So I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna put it in. She's a full-on Monet. It's not terrible. But it's not amazing. There are impactful moments to this look it's more impactful when you see. All of the tethered together wearing this red'cause it feels very culty. It feels very like you're being outnumbered. That's cool. But on an individual level it's just, you know, it's kind of pedestrian. Candyman, ugh, candy man's. Ugh. I love Tony Todd. Rest in peace. Tony. Todd. Tony. Todd's fucking incredible. And Candyman is also really sexy. Oh, ooh. That's what this is. It's like the, the, the sex appeal tier list ranking. It's not about fashion anymore. It's about how fuckable they are. Oh, I can't disrespect Tony Todd like that. He has to at least go slay that. No, really. Call 9 1 1. I mean the hook hand is wonderful. Much better than the Fisherman's Hook hand'cause it's like in his body. And then the coat is just so sexy and like the, the frilly white shirt underneath it. And I mean, Tony Todd is just like handsome. And then the bees, we have the bees, which is wonderful. So Candyman is going to go in our second tier. Slate it. No, really. Call 9 1 1. Up next we have the Urban Legend Killer. Now, if you're having a hard time remembering what the Urban Legend Killer looks like, that's kind of my point here. it's a parka. That's it. It's just a hooded fuzzy coat. I live in New York City. I see these everywhere. There's nothing scary about it. So our first ever bottom tier spirit Halloween clearance is going to the killer from urban legend in that fucking parka. Very underwhelming, very pedestrian. Nothing chic or scary about it. Ugh. Okay. Whew. Now I feel better. I feel better now that I put somebody in the bottom tier. It feels like a real tear list now. All right. We only have six left, so we have a leprechaun. That little shit box. Um, is he like, is it iconic? Sure. I mean, it's a little top hat with like little. Fussy shoes and stuff, I mean, he's gross, which plays in his favor, but I don't, I had to really dig to think about him, to put him on this list. So it didn't really stick with me, him as a killer. Yes, there is the whole being on theme thing with like him being a leprechaun, I don't even know if that's a theme. That's just him. What the fuck am I talking about? Anyway, he's gonna go on costume party realness. Like it's, it's okay. Not my favorite. Doesn't really stand out but it has some good, fun details in there. So that's that I. Okay. The Black Bride from Insidious, this is the last, horror movie villain that I pulled before I started recording. I don't know how she ended up on my list, if I'm being honest. But she's here. If you haven't seen Insidious, it's just, she's like a, a ghost that's wearing all black. With a black veil, spooky face. She is scary. When I saw Insidious, it did scare me, but I am going to dock points due to the, transphobic narrative of this character. Not happy about that. I don't remember which movie, I think it was Insidious Two or whatever, By the time that movie came out, we as a society should have moved far beyond. The, trans killer trope. I'm over it. It's reductive. It's uninspired, it's harmful, so the black bride is gonna go in spirit Halloween clearance, pretty much based on that, that's probably why she ended up on my list because I wanted to shit on the whole trans narrative that they shoehorned in there for that character So unnecessary. Stupid, harmful, all right. Next we have, ooh, other mother from Coralline. We have two variants of this one. We have the basic other mother with her fucking sweater, her button eyes, and her oven mitts. She's cute. There is like a bit of a story there, but again, it, it is quite pedestrian. I do love the button eyes, though. I think the button eyes are a wonderful, wonderful touch in, building these characters and in building this, this world. So she's not gonna go fully in the bottom. I'm gonna put her in. She's a full on Monet for the basic other, their mother. there's some stuff there, but overall it's just kind of meh. But when we go into the Fierce Other Mother, after she transformed, when she's all spidery and spindly and her fuck ass Bob just gets like way more severe. That's scary. If I was a child watching that movie, I would've shit myself. And it's quite cunty and I mean, let's be honest, skinny legend. So, she's gonna go and costume party realness because I do appreciate her. She doesn't carry enough, iconic status to hang with like the big swingers that we have, like Frank and Chucky and Carrie and stuff, but. You know, she's good. I like, I like her look. So costume party realness. Up next, our penultimate fashion victim is Leatherface Leatherface. I also, I specifically chose the Leatherface in a suit at the end of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Arguably like. Such a, a beautiful shot when, when what's her fuck gets away in the back of the truck and leather faces swinging the, the chainsaw around and the sun setting. It's gorgeous. Oh God, am I about to do what I did with Sack head, Jason, and base this all off of one shot? Maybe, I don't know. But like this leather face is like, again, I, I love a bitch in a suit. We talked about this also. I just love that she's painted the, the face. She's wearing makeup. She's trying here, she's putting in an effort. And I just also have such a soft spot for, for leather face, so I'm gonna have to put leather face in, slate it. No, really call 9 1 1. No second to top tier. Just'cause I have so much love and respect for leather face, for the, look for the suit. It's, it's, she's wearing her dinner. Best everybody. I can't shit on that. And last but not least, we have Michael Myers. Ooh. Okay. So I have a little bit of a confession to make and ooh, y'all might come for me on this one, but, um, I don't like Michael Myers. I find him incredibly boring and I know, I know Michael Myers is Iconic on everyone's horror, Mount Rushmore. I get that. You know, and I have a lot of respect for Halloween and how it influenced the horror genre. I think that's all fucking great. And I really like the first Halloween movie. I think the first Halloween movie is wonderful, and I do like Michael Myers in that movie, but I think as a franchise and just the mask. Oftentimes looks just goofy as fuck in a lot of these movies. And that's just it. It's like a mechanics jumpsuit with a William Shatner mask. And is it iconic? Yes. If I saw him in my apartment right now, I'd probably be scared, but I just can't get past the fact that compared to so many other iconic. Killers like Chucky and Freddie and the bride of Frankenstein and Pinhead, he's just underwhelming. You know, uh, Michael Myers is like the equivalent of a cisgender man showing up to the Met Gala in a tuxedo. I. For me, you know, like, where's the inspiration, where's the excitement? It's not there for me. So in what is probably going to be my most controversial ranking here, I am going to put Michael Myers in. She's a full on Monet, Um, If it makes you feel better, I put'em at the top of the top of that tier, but. I am just not excited by Michael Myers. I'm sorry. I find him boring. If you disagree with me, please let me know. Come at me in the comments. Send me an email. Tell me all the filthy things you want to say. I just, I will die on this hill, Oh my goodness. Let's just recap one final time. Our ranking of horror movie killer look. in our spirit Halloween clearance, we have the Urban Legend Killer wearing the fucking parka and then the black bride from Insidious because of all the transphobic bullshit. Our next tier up, we have the full on Monet. We have the fishermen from, I Know What You did last summer. Nothing special there. The strangers from, uh. Oh, the strangers that is the name of their movie. We have the tethered from us. The basic other mother with her buttoned eyes and her mom's sweater and her fuck ass mom haircut. And then we have Michael Myers, sorry, not sorry. In, in our third tier costume party realness, we have heart eyes, leprechaun sack head, Jason, and the Fierce other mother, the one that looks like a fucking spider. So cool. Our second tier, slate it. No, really. Call 9 1 1. We have Leatherface Candyman, Megan Boul from Sinister. Uber, Jason Daddy, Carrie White, Tiffany Valentine in human form, and then our classic Chucky, and then our top tier, the big hitters of this game. We have Ghostface Frank and Chucky doll. Tiffany, the bride of Frankenstein Hockey mask, Jason Freddy Krueger, Billy the Puppet, and Pinhead. Wow, that was hard. I did not expect to fall into an existential crisis as quickly as I did. I don't think I'm gonna try to change anything because if I do, I'm just gonna be here all night. I. Talking to you and talking to myself, trying to justify moving things around. So this is where we're at right now. I agree with myself. If you disagree with me, please let me know. I would love to hear what your rankings are for these horror characters, and if I missed any, I. Please shoot'em my way. I will gladly do a round two of this. I love doing tear lists. It's a lot of fun because I just love giving my opinion when nobody asks for it anyway, stay tuned for the continuation of our franchise series. i'm gonna get that cursive Chucky episode out to you as soon as I possibly can. Until next time, cuties, don't be scared unless you are into that sort of thing. Bye.