Fully Grown Homos Podcast

Navigating Sex Drives, Porn Boundaries, And Modern Dating With A Cheeky Twist

Dave and Matt Season 1 Episode 73

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Want the kind of relationship talk that’s honest, useful, and a little bit unhinged? We’re diving headfirst into desire: why long‑term couples slip into sexless ruts, how “duty sex” chips away at intimacy, and what it takes to reignite actual want without shame or pressure. Miami jumps in with us to unpack foreplay, context, and effort—especially where women’s desire is more contextual and men’s arousal is often rapid and visual. The throughline is simple: complacency kills chemistry, and communication revives it.

We push into the thorny stuff most people avoid. Where’s the line with porn—fun inspiration or emotional cheating? We talk viewing together, secret subs, money spent, and what to do when porn becomes the only path to arousal. Then it gets spicier: hidden kinks and how to share them without blowing up trust. Consent, safety, and honest limits make room for play; secrets, shame, and guessing games quietly suffocate desire. If your partner’s into something you’re not, you can still respect them while keeping your boundary.

Modern dating gets a run too—body count myths, deep‑stalking exes, and whether you can be friends with someone you used to sleep with. We look at how digital habits tug on jealousy, what “proof over promises” looks like, and how to set clear lines without killing the vibe. To keep the mood cheeky, we debut Red Light Reading Room, turning innocent nursery rhymes into smoky reads, and cap it with cathartic pet peeves and a listener prompt that invites your stories.

If you’ve ever felt your bedroom go quiet or your confidence dip after too many rejections, this one’s for you. We keep it real, we keep it kind, and we leave you with practical ways to bring back flirt, novelty, and fun. Enjoy the ride, then tell us your take: what’s the hardest conversation you’ve had about sex? Subscribe, share with a curious friend, and drop a review so more people can find the show.

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SPEAKER_08

Hey Matt. How you going, Dave? I'm very well, thank you. What's happening? Uh well, we're second week into the new year already. We are.

SPEAKER_04

I know how fucking fast is it flying?

SPEAKER_08

We'll be back to the new year next year.

SPEAKER_04

Ten days in. 52 days' time. Yeah. Well, yeah. What what have we done? Um, well, what haven't we done? We've done lots.

SPEAKER_08

You've done a few duvets, haven't you? Duva tunas, wherever they call. You've made a few. I don't know if you're not what you're talking about. Bedding, it's very warm. I'm just saying you strip a few beds in the year.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, no, I actually do need to strip my bedding for when Ness comes over and stays. Yes, you do. I need to clean that room. You do. Can you remind me after the podcast? Not after the podcast, I'm not doing washing tonight. All right, but before we get into the what we're doing, let me just press this buzzer because I sense something in the air. I do too.

SPEAKER_01

I don't give a fuck because I'm in Miami. Because I'm in Miami. I'm in Miami. Bitch.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, Ashley's in the house again. We got her back again. Welcome, happy new year.

SPEAKER_02

Hi guys, happy new year.

SPEAKER_04

Happy New Year to you. What's been happening? What'd you do for New Year's?

SPEAKER_02

Um, it was a pretty quiet one to be honest. Stayed home this New Year's. Yeah, it was pretty quiet. Watch the fireworks. It's because your dog isn't there. Yeah, because I've got a new puppy. He's eight months old. We wanted to make sure we're home for the first slot of fireworks.

SPEAKER_04

And how'd he cope?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, okay. A bit freaked out at the start, but then he was pretty good. He sat out the front with us to watch the ones going off around the area.

SPEAKER_04

I just want to say you live in Crown Brook, so it's not like he's not used to gunshots.

SPEAKER_02

I don't need stalkers. I have enough. I don't need to tell the whole population.

SPEAKER_04

Cromebrook's a big area. It's actually named Cranebrook for those listening along in different countries, but um, but we call it Crown Brook because it's a really lovely area. Well I think you've got quite a nice area too, haven't you?

SPEAKER_08

You had a shooting before Christmas, don't you? We do.

SPEAKER_02

Like, where do you where do you think you live?

SPEAKER_04

I'm in high society. I'm in high society, Penroof.

SPEAKER_02

Penruff. Dave's a fancy one.

SPEAKER_08

Dove is a fancy one over in Mongowa. Yeah. I'm in a suburb that doesn't open doors and doesn't close doors either because people walk in and walk out and they just happy wherever they are.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, they just don't care.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, no, here in Penroof, um, we're classy as fuck. Um, but yeah, you're like yourself. I love it here. I do. So what's been happening, Miami?

SPEAKER_02

Not much, guys. Not much busy. It's that busy time of year where you're like, you know, work, Christmas, all of that sort of stuff. So it's been a bit crazy. What about you two?

SPEAKER_04

Um working back to work, yeah, and and yeah, it's just we've been to a few parties.

SPEAKER_08

We have dick parties or just normal parties? No, happy birthday parties. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Did we discuss that on last week's did we? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

So we went to Helen's.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we went. We went last night to Ali's. Yeah, we went to Allie's birthday last night. That was very nice in the Woodstock. Woodstock, yeah. Really nice food. Never company, right? Um, the so the Woodstock, backstory of the Woodstock. It used to be called the Carousel Hotel.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, and if anyone's from the Mount Druid area, you know. You do not go there.

SPEAKER_04

But it used to be a titty bar for a while there. Yeah, yeah. It was a CD bar. Like when I was growing up, I went there with my mum. It used to be a country and western bar at that stage.

SPEAKER_02

You went with your mum. Yeah, I mean she used to take us.

SPEAKER_04

Take the whole family, all of us there. She used to get drunk there.

SPEAKER_02

Um were you driving in that stage or drive? Because that's what I'll do with Ash.

SPEAKER_04

No, not really.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. I just maybe you would design.

SPEAKER_04

You can't get him to drive yet. How old? How old were you? You've been about 11. Oh, probably 11, 12. Okay. Yeah. So I probably was old enough to drive. I'm out here at standard.

SPEAKER_02

He was having sex since he was back home.

SPEAKER_08

This is where it all stemmed from, the woodstock. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Everything's done.

SPEAKER_04

It's really nice. They've made it really bougie. Um, there was a great food was good there. The food the singers. The singer was she was phenomenal. So classic. Yeah, she was, yeah, she had a great sound. I don't know.

SPEAKER_08

But she was like a local artist, but she had this like really smoky sound.

SPEAKER_04

Very smoky, smooth, very like she did like songs like um River Deep Mountain High, but like really slow and all that kind of stuff. So she was very ambient background music, very nice. She was really, really, really nice as well. It was busy there when we got there, wasn't it? It was very busy. And we won not one, like between the five of us at the table, we won three meat trays. Like that's huge, and there was only like 12 on offer for the whole night. Um so that's pretty good odds. And these meat trays were like amazing. They're big ass meat trays. Like I got like a roast lamb tray with all the veggies. Did you see the pictures? Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_02

You see the size of my sausages? They were fucking nice. Love a nice big piece of meat. But they were gurkey.

SPEAKER_08

Me and Matt were prodding them on the way to the house.

SPEAKER_04

We were squeezing him and I went, fuck that's a girthe sausage. How did we find that on Sunday? It was fun.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, but yeah.

SPEAKER_04

But you had a fucking whole pig, didn't you? No, it was a lamb. A lamb leg. A lamb leg. A lamb leg. From what I believe.

SPEAKER_02

But that's a different story.

SPEAKER_04

You're not wrong. You're not wrong there. I've had a few pigs. Yeah. Holes. No, hang on. Wow. Yes, I have. But anyway, not actual pigs, just for the record, although I do love bacon.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, okay. Moving on.

SPEAKER_04

We digress around. How are you gonna fucking ADHD queen over there? Gonna move me on. Like, come on out.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like it was what that reminded me of then.

SPEAKER_04

Miami decided that she wanted us to carry around post-it notes when we talk to each other so that we can actually keep on track. And I told her that I don't have enough walls to fucking have those post-it notes on.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not talking like a team meeting where everyone has to write something in a post-it and put it on the wall.

SPEAKER_03

No, you're just writing every new thought.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so when because quite often we will be having a conversation and Dave will be sitting there smiling, thinking about it.

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As I'm doing right now.

SPEAKER_02

And halfway through our, well, all the way through our conversation, other things come up and we go on different ways. And then we say, Oh, remind me to tell you, remind me to tell. Then we never remember to come back around. So it's like if we had posted notes, we just put one word, one word, and then we know what we have to come back around to.

SPEAKER_04

Just might be like four weeks later.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04

Or like tonight, you've come in and we were having a conversation early in the piece, and then you went, oh, what we were saying before, and it literally was from like an hour and a half earlier.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_04

No, yes, and you were asking Dave about his house. You said, and how is your house? Oh, like what I was saying before, how is your house? And it was literally a conversation we'd had an hour and a half earlier.

SPEAKER_02

No, it was not.

SPEAKER_04

So was. It's a day.

SPEAKER_02

Did I zone out and come back around?

SPEAKER_08

I was gonna say, I cannot say, or I cannot deny. But the truth is, yes, you did.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I didn't I didn't mean to.

SPEAKER_08

No, but it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

I would have just got sidetracked with something like I think the lights annoyed me for a little bit. Maybe that would confuse me.

SPEAKER_08

I love these two. This is this is the best.

SPEAKER_02

I have a serious question. Yes. Why everywhere that I sit in your house at the moment is there a camera pointing at me?

SPEAKER_04

Because these cameras are for my babies for when I go to work.

SPEAKER_02

So just for contact, no, hang on, for context people, I have sat at the guest seat and there is a little weird-looking camera thing on the desk in front of me pointing at my breasts.

SPEAKER_04

Which serves as a purpose, right, to watch my girls on the lounge, which are sitting behind you, right? When I'm at work. So I would check in on them throughout the day. I actually have eight cameras throughout my whole house.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, I noticed there was another one actually quoted. Well, well, that makes sense. But there was also one on your plant stand staring at me on the couch before you.

SPEAKER_04

One behind you, too there. And one there.

SPEAKER_02

And that one's pointing at my back.

SPEAKER_04

It is. What's point at your ass? It is. I don't think you can capture it.

SPEAKER_02

Oh wow. I just wanted to make sure you weren't.

SPEAKER_04

People would fucking pay money for your eyes.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I'm wondering. Are you cashing in on me on OnlyFans?

SPEAKER_04

I we we know what happens with my OnlyFans experience. They never go so well. Right. I do not make money. We know that that's not a thing for me. That's definitely not a thing for me. So, anyway, so yeah, alright. So we wrapped up pretty much, aren't we? Well, yeah, I mean we didn't do it an awful lot after. No, we didn't do that. Like I said, we want some meat, which is always handy. We're planning an adventure tomorrow.

SPEAKER_08

We'll call it with everybody on Wednesday, Thursday. Or you didn't go Thursday to the pumpkin.

SPEAKER_04

No, I went to the gym. I've been back, I've been back to the gym a couple of times this week. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

And he wasn't replying to my textbook.

SPEAKER_02

Anyone who wants to huh?

SPEAKER_04

My fitness first. Okay. A proper actual gym. Because this year I need to get myself back into some kind of shape because I really I haven't let myself go as such.

SPEAKER_02

No, you look fantastic. I know.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02

I was like, so can we start yoga again?

SPEAKER_04

It sucks like that. Don't give him that. I want to, but I don't have the time. And and hang on. Can we start? Hang on. Hang on. Can we start yoga again? Is something that never happened. You took me to a yoga festival or a wellness festival, and then I started yoga, and I invited you along to the yoga thing, and you couldn't do it. And you couldn't do it, and you couldn't do it, and you couldn't make it. So you we didn't start yoga.

SPEAKER_02

I'm sorry, but did I not attend three yoga classes with you at the yoga? Exactly. So that's starting.

SPEAKER_04

Starting me. You know how to trigger my fucking what I'm saying. I didn't expect you to then go and buy like what are the things that I'm my obsessions, my addictions, your addictions, my hyper-focus.

SPEAKER_02

Next thing you know, like he's buying yoga pants. You know what he's like honestly, he's into it.

SPEAKER_07

You give him a new topic. You said to him tonight you're going to start collecting these topics.

SPEAKER_04

I'm like he will.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_04

I think what they're talking about is the popmart popmart minis. All right, they're talking about those because we were in T UK Maxx a while ago now, and I'd seen a um Cindy Lauper one. So I bought it, and but I'd already bought the Tin Man one somewhere else.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, you bought that from Audi. From Audi a while ago now. Yep.

SPEAKER_04

And so, and then I seen the Cindy Lauper one and I went, I have to have it. Because for anyone that knows me, I'm a massive Cindy Lauper fan, have been for forever since she was in Blue A.

SPEAKER_02

You voted the concert on your own, obviously.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, of course I did, all the way in Newcastle, yeah, correct. Because they were better tickets. Um got you a share one, but then Dave got me a share one as well. But then there's I love share we've got Burton Ernie one, so Dave's wife, um ex-wife.

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He's a cut now.

SPEAKER_04

Dave's ex-wife got us for Christmas. Um, so yeah, but before okay, before we go on to the next hyper focus area, we have to oh fees blingy things. Do yourself a favour, people. Get online, get onto Instagram or TikTok and look up fee F-I fee like fee, um, the fees blingy things, right? She has done us a Bert Nooney, and she but she bedazzles things. So she does these handbags, she does the bedazzle my crocs, yeah. She would, but you couldn't wear them though.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, on the top of your side. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_08

Of course she could. She could definitely do a great job of it because you'd give her a theme and she'd go with it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Definitely.

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She could give me like that.

SPEAKER_04

I don't just think that if she wore dudes them and you really like them, you'd want to wear them out with I wear cox out everywhere anyway.

SPEAKER_02

So, what's the difference?

SPEAKER_08

But that would be great because you could have like like the red slippers from the Wizard of Worlds.

SPEAKER_02

No, I want pink, hot pink, hot pink, yeah. She could do that.

SPEAKER_04

But yeah, so she did a burden early for us. She did. They are fucking amazing. Like I like I I've seen her stuff, right? Um, onfits with TikTok with the phone. She's the most sparkling. She shines. She is a beautiful one. But but these things, holy fuck, like they exceeded my expectations. The wrapping was delightful um when it arrived.

SPEAKER_08

Because we love Burton Ernie because we've adopted them as our our as our I'm gonna put our unboxing video up as well. Um, but yeah, so we struggle sometimes to find items, but you put it you you challenged her, didn't you, when she made that mini box for the mouse and you cigarette? And within literally an hour, she found these one. And they are retro mini, they're they're proper retro um mini boxes.

SPEAKER_04

So they're now like one of a kind, yeah, exactly. Which is kind of awesome. It's kind of awesome. So, yeah, thank you, Fee.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, thank you.

SPEAKER_04

Um love you, love you, but yeah. Um, so this week's topic, we're gonna let's crack on to this week's topic. Otherwise, before you know it, we're gonna be at an hour and a half again and before we're gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_08

So we're gonna continue where we stopped last week.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, kind of, kind of.

SPEAKER_08

But went in Miami into the fold. We actually were actually we didn't discuss Helen's Party because we were going to Helen's Party at the Lost Podcast. Oh, remember? Because we stopped because we had to go to Helen's Party. Okay, so we hadn't talked about Helen's Party. No, we didn't. Oh my god, because we didn't talk about the happy cat stuff and everything else, but we can we'll do that at a later stage.

SPEAKER_04

We'll do that at a later stage because we want to get into this topic, right? We've got Miami here in front of us and we need to talk. This week we're gonna talk a rule around sex, desire, and taboos.

SPEAKER_02

All right, so in a relationship, is that where we're going to do that?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, well, in in the context, in the general context of um Well is relationships, secrets that you hide in a relationship, sort of thing, basically living a lie in a relationship. So some of these things that you potentially will hide from your partner, um or yeah, yeah, so yeah, so so when like so mismatched sex drives, for example, like have you ever been in or do you know of anyone that has a mismatched sex drive?

SPEAKER_02

Because I think that's everybody. I think I think a lot of couples do.

SPEAKER_04

I do too, yeah, because I definitely did in in all my relationships, because I have a high sex drive, yeah, especially now that I'm single, right? But I always think that I have a high sex drive going in, but then I don't know whether it's the boredom that kicks in.

SPEAKER_02

I think that's normal in every relationship. You become complacent about it.

SPEAKER_04

Is it though? Because I do I do know couples that still have sex frequently, right? And they've been together for a long time, and they're not actually lying, they genuinely do have sex.

SPEAKER_08

I think it all I think it boils down to a lot of things, whether one person's tired of working or there's an issue going on mentally in their head, and they just can't get around that, and it's affecting them in that regard. So I think there could be lots of different things, but I think the biggest one is like you said, people become complacent in their relationships and they don't seem to make the effort anymore because it's like okay, well, I've secured my relationship with that person, I don't have to entertain that person, I don't have to make an effort, they're there for me now.

SPEAKER_04

But how do you maintain a sex drive in a relationship? Because if in my honest opinion, right, and being through I said my last two relationships that were pretty much sexless, right? Um and one of the reasons I would well, there's many reasons I never ever want to get into another relationship, is because I really enjoy sex, I love it, right? I'm good at it, I have fun with it, right? Um, so I never want to not do that again, right? So I don't want to get into a relationship where someone says, Oh, I'm just not feeling it, I'm not up to it, I don't want to, right? And I know friends of ours um are in relationships where their sex drive isn't full on as well. So I sit there and I think to myself, isn't that just brother and sister? Best mates, roommates, roommates.

SPEAKER_08

Well, that happens a lot, like I said, it does happen a lot, but people don't talk about their sex to other people openly because it's a private matter, technically, anyway. Um, but you know, I don't know. That's my take on it anyway.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I don't know. But I don't know. Sex drive, I I I I'd wanna I want it up there.

SPEAKER_08

But the other thing is, are they secretly having sex drives behind each other's backs and just not having sex with each other because there's other reasons behind it?

SPEAKER_04

This is this is my other thing that I was going to mention. So if you've got a high sex drive and your partner's got a low sex drive, right? Should this be an open discussion with your partner to say, oh look, I'm dry and can't be fucked, right? How about you go and get whatever you want from someone else?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, that's I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

What are your thoughts?

SPEAKER_02

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04

I know, I know that would never happen.

SPEAKER_02

I would keep it. I know I would like you're a jealous.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, well, I'm saying what what happens if it was you that had the high sex drive and then well she does. Yes, she's a horny can't go.

SPEAKER_02

But I think for women it's it's different, like because once you've been in a relationship for a while, and you you're men right, yeah. So you know that sometimes if a man just wants sex, it's quite quick and easy and you can have sex. But it's just it's not always like that for a woman. I think once you get comfortable with someone, so you know, your husband or your partner, and then you know, sex turns into more of a emotional thing, come here but should it not be through? Yeah, and you lose all that intimacy and foreplay and passion first that really gets women going.

SPEAKER_04

What's foreplay?

SPEAKER_02

But that's women need foreplay. Where men tend to fall into yourself ready before I walk in the room, then this is but that's the thing, men tend to fall into like the relationships I've been in where it's dwindled, it's because I've lost interest, it's not what it was. Like the men fall into that I'm comfortable, come here, yeah, let's do it. You lose that where I want that.

SPEAKER_08

It becomes a convenience thing rather. I want the excitement, not it's sex for convenience, so open your legs, let's do this.

SPEAKER_04

You want the smart book. Yeah, I want the smart book every single day.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's a big thing, I think, for for females.

SPEAKER_04

For men it's not. For men, sometimes it's just like I'm blown, I'm going. I don't Even need you to come, exactly.

SPEAKER_08

Also, and you would know this being a mother, it's very difficult when you've got young children, yeah. Because those children pretty much take over your lives. Yeah, you become tired, frustrated, irritable. The child is in that your bed all the time, you know. I mean, yeah, and you and you kind of give up, or one of the partners tends to give up because they think, Okay, I can't have intimacy with my partner because I'm being affected by this. And I think over time, especially if you have multiple children one after the other, it becomes like a routine of where you know you don't have the opportunity to have that engagement unless you're on your own or you go away for a romantic romantic weekend or something like that, you know.

SPEAKER_02

But even then it can be hard.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, so this is what I'm asking is is it um is it unfair or fair to I guess deny the other person if your drive, if you know your drive is dried up, right? Should is it fair? Like no, I I think that if you know your like if we go on if we're going through a stage, right, where it's just a little bit, um you know what, okay, and okay, I I don't get it because I obviously have never been in this situation, but if you've had a baby, everything's healing, all that kind of stuff, you need some time to recover and get in touch with your body again. I get I get that, right? I get that. Um but if if you're in, like I said, a loving relationship, you're finding that person attractive still, right? I think there should be some kind of sexual spark there still.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, definitely. And I and I think it comes down to you just have to meet halfway. Like if you're not willing if you don't want your partner to look elsewhere, but you don't want to give them sex, well, that's not really fair. Where that's what we've got to do. And that's what I'm saying. So you have to either be willing to accept that at some point down the track there may be some infidelity. Yep, yeah, or you need to meet halfway. You need to get together and talk and go, okay, well, what do I need for this to work? And it might be that the it might be that could because I'm telling you, men get lazy with women. The fall play's gone, everything's gone, and then you're like, oh, this isn't by the time you warm up, they're done.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You know, so you have to learn to meet halfway. What do I need for this to work? And what do you need for this to work?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and and this uh uh this is where I think gives up the conversations and following on from last week, I think a lot of it was around the communication, the conversations that that were the really important part in these relationships of living a lie.

SPEAKER_08

People don't have that conversation anymore where they need to express what is the problem within their relationships. Well, sex is so easy to get. Well, sex is so important. Sex is so important in a relationship because it bonds you together, regardless, you know. And I think everybody needs sex, regardless whether it's individually or whether it's a couple, you still have to have that emotional sort of like you know, get yourself off or whatever it'd be. Yeah, it's important, you know.

SPEAKER_04

So so this I guess leads kind of to my next point. Um, and uh, let's discuss duty sex versus desire. So, what are your thoughts there? Like so, what's your what's your terminology of duty sex then, so okay, so if if let's say I'm in a um what's that? What do you call you people?

SPEAKER_08

No, heterosexuality.

SPEAKER_04

Heterosexual relationship, right?

SPEAKER_02

You people imagine if I refer to you as you people, I would be cancelled.

SPEAKER_04

But you just go ahead and go on my podcast, so you're fucking you people since 2026, no. Well, I meant straight people, all right? The straight world, the heterosexual world, right? Um, so if if we were to take a typical, right, and I do not agree with this, so please, um Cleo, do not cancel me, alright? I but because she'll be the one to call me on it, I can guarantee you. Um, but the the roles, the feminine masculine roles, where the feminine role is probably your um often. Well, no, what's the word I'm looking for? Like it's it's the submissive role.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Which I get is not what you're you're in.

SPEAKER_02

It's not for me.

SPEAKER_04

Um, all right, but more a submissive role. So whereas it's the wife's duty to have sex with the man, right? And stuff like that, versus that she wants to have sex with the man. So, I mean, what are your thoughts on that? On on duty sex as such.

SPEAKER_02

I think it happens. Like, I I think we can all look back in our life and think of a time where we had sex more for the other person than ourselves. I think I think that's a natural part of any relationship. Let's say, but as an ongoing Well, I mean, you can't it wouldn't be okay for me.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, please.

SPEAKER_04

Sorry. Yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, so ongoing, it it just I think I think it almost constitutes right, and I get that there's consent.

SPEAKER_02

But some people are okay with it though.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Some women are okay that uh like yes, it's duty sex, they're not really it's not it's not for them, but they're okay with that. Yeah, and some people are okay with that sort of role in a relationship, so it really depends on the sort of relationship you have. Yeah, and I feel like if you are a strong woman, well, I shouldn't say that because it doesn't mean it you could be a submissive woman but still be a strong woman.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But if you're in a more dominant position in your relationship and you hold it, it doesn't mean that you know, I've lost my train of thought now. Yeah, I I know it yeah This is my ADHD brain. I know, but it doesn't necessarily mean that you you don't enjoy it, it doesn't mean like it's just and that's what I'm asking.

SPEAKER_04

I guess is it is it still enjoyable? Because you might be thinking, okay, every Friday, okay, so every Friday night or every Sunday morning. So I used to have a neighbour that was definitely duty sex, right? Um, because every Sunday morning, right, they used to, we'd actually have people over to our house, right, to listen because they'd be having sex every Sunday morning, but she would bark, she would go, right? And it was like we knew what she was gonna make, and how he didn't realize that she was faking this sound, right? And she'd go, Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, you're so big, right, and all this kind of stuff, right? He was a white Aussie.

SPEAKER_02

Are you sure that she was faking it?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, because it was literally the same script every single week.

SPEAKER_02

If it works for your relationship, then it works for your own relationship.

SPEAKER_04

But that's what I'm saying. So it's it's yeah, and and but does it because it is consensual. It is consensual, because that's something, yeah. As long as it's consensual, I guess for me.

SPEAKER_02

As long as it's consensual, it works for your relationship, you don't feel like you have to. It's more uh this isn't like let's face it, we all do things in our relationship for the other partner. Like if my husband says to me, give me a massage, well, that's Judy Massage. I don't really want to fucking take it. I don't want to give him a massage.

SPEAKER_04

I can undo him on the thing. Send him down to two sisters to two sisters. I'll send him to you. No, um that, yeah, that. But you can send him down to the two sisters massage in Penriff, he'll get a happy ending there for sure.

SPEAKER_02

And I think that that's what it comes down to, that you're always gonna do things like and we always do. If it's a constant thing, but it works for your relationship and that's what keeps your relationship happy, healthy.

SPEAKER_08

And what about the other side, the desire side of having sex?

SPEAKER_04

Well, I think see my desire waned, right, when I was in my relationship because I kept getting told, Oh, I've got to do too much prep. I can't, I've got I've got an upset stomach, I've got this, I've got that, I've got that, I've got that. So you lose the desire. So I lost the desire. I completely lost it. I kind of thought, oh I'm not feeling attractive in myself, right? Um because obviously I keep ready to read it. But you obviously had conversations, but I keep getting rejected, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. You better have conversations, right? Um, but I kept getting rejected. So therefore, I kept feeling less and less.

SPEAKER_08

So, what made you stay in the relationship then? I think I was just comfortable. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04

People get complacent, don't they?

SPEAKER_08

And they don't challenge what should be challenged.

SPEAKER_04

I liked all the other parts of it. Like I enjoyed, I guess, the conversation, the laughs, the things we did together, and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We we we ate out some really nice places. We didn't know.

SPEAKER_02

No, I don't think I'd like to I thought you just stayed with him because he like was a good cook.

SPEAKER_04

Well, he was a great cook. He was, he was amazing, phenomenal cook.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, give him that.

SPEAKER_04

He was a great cook. Yeah, yeah. So I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02

I just thought that's what it was because I mean that would have been enough for me.

SPEAKER_04

And look, he was good looking back in the day, back in the day he was younger, and he had a body, like he had a decent body when I met him, right? And stuff like that.

SPEAKER_08

So um like you said, you you you let time take its hold over you, and then you sort of like just fall into that space where nothing ever happens, yeah. And your your relationship can number four.

SPEAKER_04

Oh it's a boy. Exploded everywhere.

SPEAKER_02

Yay, my little sort of pup. I don't know. I'm used to things exploding all over me, Dave. Trust me. As soon as I touch it.

SPEAKER_04

She had lettuce on her place earlier.

SPEAKER_02

You're a salt. It was my natural block.

SPEAKER_04

You've got a whole lettuce on your chin that I've got proof.

SPEAKER_02

I'm really into Korean skincare at the moment. Maybe I can just say it was some sort of Korean skincare ritual that I was doing.

SPEAKER_04

Or your Korean KFC.

SPEAKER_08

Um Korean fried chicken. That thing you sent me, that woman sit on that chair. Oh, that Matt didn't watch. Didn't you watch it, Matt?

SPEAKER_02

No, because apparently my reels aren't funny.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, that was fucking hilarious.

SPEAKER_02

Thank you, Dave. So, so funny.

SPEAKER_04

When look, I've got a few friends that send me everything. If I had to sit and watch everything, Mascot. If I had to sit and watch everything, I couldn't go to work and earn money to feed my babies.

SPEAKER_02

So back to what we're talking about, not to like throw you up. But what about porn use in relationships?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, well, I think that's I'm okay with it, and I think it's healthy because it gives you ideas and it helps drive your desires and stuff like that in your sex life, right?

SPEAKER_02

However, I think there's a line.

SPEAKER_04

There is a line.

SPEAKER_08

If you're doing it on your own and not with your partner, that is cheating, technically. Oh, it's not cheating.

SPEAKER_02

Then I've cheated on my husband like 5,672 times.

SPEAKER_04

I just want to see your reaction. But I'm gonna grab that, I'm gonna use that audio and grab it and just post it to Aaron and say, now it's your turn, mate. You have a go with me.

SPEAKER_02

I I look, I think it's I think the line is porn use is fine.

SPEAKER_08

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

I think everyone watches porn use. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_08

And it's so available now.

SPEAKER_02

I think as a woman, if it crosses that line to like live webcam, okay, right. That's where I would be like so.

SPEAKER_04

What about if your hubby is subscribed to somebody's OnlyFans? Or Chatterbait. She doesn't know what Chatterbait is. Yes, I do. Okay, so I'm sorry, of course you do, you slut. I love chatterbait.

SPEAKER_02

Chatterbait, I think well that that's no, because that's like live webcam.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, but you're not liking with them, are you? Technically, but you can read. You can. You can talk to them. You are right, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And you can aren't so you're interacting with that person. The the men or females are able to say, you know, take your clothes off, hand over for me. That I think is the line. I think when you're when you're just watching something that's uh literally like a show or a movie with no connection between the two of you, then what about if you're in the background and you were there present but off camera, watching what he's doing, but he was getting paid fucking shitloads of money for people watching him masturbate? Yeah, that's fine. I'll pimp him out. Okay. That's all right. How much are we talking? But I'm saying if he was watching and subscribing to women, right, yeah, and asking them to do things on live cam. I think that's where you got in that.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, all right. So here's here's a question for you, right? What if he just liked one particular porn star only? And I wouldn't watch any other porn apart from that one porn star. Just say it was uh I don't even want to mention her name, Tunnel Cunt. Um Bonnie Blue.

SPEAKER_02

Um oh Bonnie Blue. You call it Tunnel Cunt. Yeah, no. Well, I wouldn't have to worry about that. That's not my husband's song.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I know. I know that. He likes me.

SPEAKER_02

Um I I I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Like I think would you think it would be cheating? Because he would be fixating on this one woman.

SPEAKER_02

If you started spending money, a lot of money on their OnlyFans and things like that, then yeah, definitely. Because I think, and that's the line too. Are we talking about just going, you know, on Pornhub and watching some free porn and getting your socks off? Or are you spending your socks off and your family? I said rocks off, didn't I? I didn't. You wait to hear that back.

SPEAKER_03

33 minutes and 30 and 40 something seconds, all right.

SPEAKER_02

I think it crosses the line between porn and OnlyFans when you start investing and spending yours or your family's money on it, on a female.

SPEAKER_08

What about when porn becomes the addiction? So your partner can't have sex with you without having porn on or having that.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I think that's a deeper rooted problem that they probably need to get help for.

SPEAKER_04

Exactly, but it happens though. Oh, 100% it happens. But especially with because as men, we are very visual. Dave's trying to play puts putsies with me on a page. I played with him earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See? Three way, three-way puts.

SPEAKER_02

I've got a pedicure today.

SPEAKER_04

I know. You're my ugly Tony, you're good.

SPEAKER_02

Don't come near me.

SPEAKER_04

Imagine if it was contagious, you'd die.

SPEAKER_02

Look at these creeping toners.

SPEAKER_04

Mine aren't pretty good.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know why Aaron won't suck my toes. Look how cute my feet are.

SPEAKER_04

I'll suck them here. You should do it now. I shouldn't do it.

SPEAKER_02

This is the finger thing all over again. This is hilarious. Do I do it? I've been walking around with little shoes on table. I mean, if that's if too many claws again, then I can't know. Maybe when I'm not wearing a dress, that might be more appropriate.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we don't want your prolapse falling on his head.

SPEAKER_02

I don't have a prolapse. We've been over this over and over again.

SPEAKER_04

So yeah, okay, so porn in relationships, I think, in moderation. Yeah, moderation. And as long as it's not the only thing to get you across the line.

SPEAKER_02

But I as long as you're not obsessing and spending your family or your partner's hard-earned money. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04

What about hidden kinks?

SPEAKER_02

Everyone has hidden kinks.

SPEAKER_04

But from your partner, they don't know about it because you've got a kink. So whether you might be into pissing on somebody or something.

SPEAKER_02

No, I think it's okay.

SPEAKER_04

I think it's okay at the start because I think why did you just roll your eyes at me?

SPEAKER_02

No, because no, I just had a thought. No, something came not a thought came in my head. Okay. Yeah, I'm not sure. No post a note to write it down. It was a memory. Okay. Um, anyway. Do share. Um I think that everyone keep and this is the thing, like when I think about hidden kings and fetishes versus when another, like let's as an example, let's use Britney. Yep. My hidden kings and fetishes are gonna be very different to Britney's hidden kings. Britney's hidden kings and fetishes are probably my like Saturday night. Do you know what I mean? Like so I think it depends what they are.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, mold versus wild.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so my hidden kingston fetishes may take me a little bit longer to get out there because I want to suss out how they're gonna be received.

SPEAKER_04

So, how would you introduce just say, just say I'll joke about it? I was gonna say, just say you're into piss play or something like that, right? And not into piss play, right? I do like I don't mind watching a guy's video, like a piss video, right? But like of a guy pissing a urinal. Really?

SPEAKER_02

You don't mind it?

SPEAKER_04

No, I don't like it. No, I don't know. Watching with the urinal, like I don't like it.

SPEAKER_02

What about when they piss on each other?

SPEAKER_04

But not really into watching that as such. But I don't hate it. Yeah, yeah. I haven't I haven't scrolled past it instantly. Me too. Right. I've rose I've clicked on it a few times. Rose buds? No, rosebuds are not doing that. I scroll past straight away, right?

SPEAKER_02

It's not pretty. Right.

SPEAKER_08

Fisting straight away.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I'm not into fisting. I've watched, but I'll click on a piss video occasionally. I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's a bit occasional. Just to have a little look at something. Do I want to get pissed on? No, would I piss on someone? Yeah, no problem at all. Yeah, correct. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02

What about the girls that go to Dubai to become public toilets or that thing?

SPEAKER_04

I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_02

How do you not? They get paid like $250,000 and they go to these really affluent.

SPEAKER_04

Count me in, I'll piss on me then.

SPEAKER_02

No, and they'll be a girl. And I'll get tits for it. They go to these really just Google it so it comes up and talk.

SPEAKER_04

Because I don't need it now.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

I'll get distracted, you know that.

SPEAKER_02

Well, they go to these really affluent parties with very wealthy men in Dubai. Yeah. And they're brought over just to be from anywhere. Shit on and like sexual and yeah, like it's pretty, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Wow. Wow.

SPEAKER_02

It's a thing. It's a big thing.

SPEAKER_08

So if someone offered you $250,000, would you let them do that to you?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_08

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

That's paying off your mortgage in four trips.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like I said that too fast. No, no, probably not poo. I don't think I could do poo.

SPEAKER_04

Are they hot Arabs?

SPEAKER_02

Well, one of the girls, no, one of the girls ended up like on the side of the road, half dead. Well, remember that? Yeah, so you see, you gotta be very careful.

SPEAKER_08

I remember one of our um our friends, Steve, one of our Steves, we know. Yep, one of our Steves. Yep. He went up to visit his dad when his dad used to live in the Gold Coast, remember? Yep. I remember him telling us about hooking up with one of his neighbours that his dad was living next to on the floor above or below, and he was like a German guy, and Steve went down, and then this guy wanted Steve to lay it on the floor and put this stool above Steve's chest, and he wanted to shit all over him. Yeah, I think.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think yeah, and that's I'm not a I I wouldn't start vomiting.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's it, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

But there's a lot of women, there's a lot of women that get paid money, like good money to shit on.

SPEAKER_08

So on the flip side, then what would you do if you found your partner had a kink that you didn't know about, but then it turned you off because you found that he was doing that particular type of thing? Um, I don't I look would it affect your personality?

SPEAKER_02

I'm the wrong person to ask because I'm quite open to kinks and fetishes, and I understand that people like different things. So it would have to be it would have to be borderline illegal or like wrong wrong for me. Borderline illegal or wrong wrong for me to be like, you know, if it was something that was not hurting anyone, yeah, yeah, and his own thing.

SPEAKER_04

And you're going to jail as well or get killed, whatever.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, exactly. But if it was something that, like, you know, like females to fight in my face or something.

SPEAKER_08

So who doesn't? Do you know what I mean? I would be like, oh, okay. Something that was acceptable in your mind, but you wouldn't get involved with it. Yeah. Yeah. It's not for you.

SPEAKER_02

Oh well.

SPEAKER_08

You don't judge him because he likes it because you know, no.

SPEAKER_02

And I mean if it's something that he really likes. What if he came home now?

SPEAKER_04

Because you've been together for a while now. Okay. Yeah. Right? What if he came home now and said to you, Oh, by the way, I just want to ask you a question. I've been thinking about it a while. I'm into pegging. I've brought it up before, but I'm into it. Because would you be then would you then be thinking why is this the first time I'm hearing about it? Because you won't even let me stick a finger in there.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, no, see, see, for me, it's hard because that conversation would have come up because of the person I am.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So I've talked about doing those things before. So it would have sort of knowing that I'm open to that sort of thing, it would have I would have been able to sense that there was some interest there.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So that's what's hard for me. For something. Okay. This is what I mean.

SPEAKER_04

And trust me, you have played in there. What about this? I've pegged. What about this? No, but you've tried to get in there. What about your husband going in here?

SPEAKER_08

Your husband comes home from work and he's getting undressed, but he forgets that he's wearing women's knickers that he's stolen from someone's line and it's a fetches of his to steal women's clothes.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I'm not about breaking the law, so what I'm saying is take them back to that poor girl. But what would you think?

SPEAKER_08

We went to Honeywood for that. But what I'm saying is, what would you think if he inflation?

SPEAKER_02

Like, you know, money.

SPEAKER_08

No, what what what would think you think if he was coming home and he'd had these on all day?

SPEAKER_02

I would be like, Yeah, I'd I would be annoyed. I'd be like, why don't you just tell me and then take I'll give you a set of mine.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. So yours will never fit me.

SPEAKER_02

You're a prick. I still have some that may.

SPEAKER_03

Why? But I would be like dream pandies to get back into. I love you so much.

SPEAKER_08

They were full briefs in the deep. But what I'm saying is that they're a boundary. There's bound be relationships out there that have these. And it would it would push their relationship to the boundary, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's why it's so important to just be open with each other, I think. Yeah, well that's true and be able to have those conversations. I think the conversation is a very important thing. And if you can't if you can't, I think you should really probably question the person that if you're in the right relationship.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, correct. Well, I think that pretty much covers that topic.

SPEAKER_04

That topic's pretty much covered, isn't it? So we're gonna do a news segment. I'm gonna play a little jingle. I'll pop this in properly in future episodes, but gonna try this now.

SPEAKER_01

After dark, we read between the light.

SPEAKER_04

All right, Miami, explain to us about the red light reading room.

SPEAKER_02

So the red light reading room is a segment, a new segment on your amazing podcast. You bought to this wall for us that I bought to the table as an option.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And we like it.

SPEAKER_02

Because the idea of it is to take things that normally wouldn't be erotic or sexual in any way.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And then read them as if they were a smart or erotic fiction book.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, so listeners, for you out there, what we want you to do is send us in your suggestions of things you'd like us to read out. Right? Whatever they may be.

SPEAKER_02

They could be shopping lists.

SPEAKER_04

They could be manuals. Yes, send us your shopping list. Send us a screenshot of an email you got from a work colleague. A food menu. Send us a food menu. Send us anything. Let us know what you want us to read out and make sexy. Now, I think this is gonna work when we have Miami on and any other guests on, right? So I don't know if it'll work with just the two of us.

SPEAKER_02

So you what you're saying is you're gonna steal my segment and run with it with some controller.

SPEAKER_04

We're gonna utilize it like the I should have copyrighted this. It's potentially gonna be its own podcast.

SPEAKER_02

Miami's Red Light Reading Room. Miami's Red Light Reading Room.

SPEAKER_04

You got it, baby. Yeah, it works for me. It really works for me. I'm just about too transferred. Alright, so who's gonna read first? So what we've got to do is we have decided that today's theme is Nursery rhymes.

SPEAKER_02

Nursery rhymes. So we've all picked a nursery rhyme for each other.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, we have, yes. Yep. So we have now. Who's gonna read? I'm not going first.

SPEAKER_02

Matt. I'm not going first. It is going to be you. It's gonna be me. And Dave has picked your nursery rhyme. Dave, what have you picked for?

SPEAKER_08

I've given Matt Matt, the wonderful old MacDonald had a farm. And I'm hoping he uses that topic we talked about earlier about bacon and pigs and all the other things in it. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

And we won't do the whole nursery rhyme, guys. We'll be here forever.

SPEAKER_04

So we'll just. Well mine's only short anyway, so yeah, it is. It is, it is indeed. And I'm lucky. So how start? Alright, let me just get sexy one second.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Oh, that's it.

unknown

That's it.

SPEAKER_05

Old McDonald. At a farm. Ay. Aye. Oh. An honnie's farm. There I'm there. There I move. Everywhere. Oh my God. Farm. I well.

SPEAKER_02

I feel like um you may be getting arrested after that.

SPEAKER_04

Wow.

SPEAKER_02

I um I'm not sure if that was erotic fiction and smart or pornography, but I think I've got a Sammy. She's got bigger. Wow. Okay, well that was old McDonald's.

SPEAKER_04

That was old McDonald's Got a Farm. Now I actually chose for Miami a real classic from my childhood. It's called The Wheels on the Bus. Take it away, Miami.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, this is gonna be interesting. Okay. I don't know how I'm gonna do this and keep a straight face. Okay. The motor on the bus goes there. That motor on the bus goes. Or through this down. The people on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down. The people on the bus go up and down, up and down, all through the town. I'm gonna stop there. Because the next party's about babies and I don't think it's appropriate. I haven't heard that version anyway.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I just started, like I just came in a bit a bit late, a bit late to the party. I've got to close my eyes, dude, and I can't.

SPEAKER_02

Now, for Miami, do you want to introduce Well I picked Dave's and I thought it like I thought a little bit about it. I knew whatever we gave Dave's was gonna be hilarious, let's face it. I knew he was really gonna think about this subject and maybe do a little bit of pre-work on on it, Matt, because we know Dave likes to really he really likes to give him his character.

SPEAKER_03

Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_02

So I picked what did I pick? I'm a little teapot. So show us in your teapot, Dave.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna be quiet, I'm gonna contain myself over here. It's gonna be me, he's gonna be laughing like you two. That's for sure.

SPEAKER_06

Take it away, Dave. I'm a little teapot. Short and stout. Here's my handle, and here's my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout. Tip me over and pull me out. I'm a very, very, very special teapot. This is true. Here's an example of what you can do. I can change my handle and I'm and my spout. Tip me up and pull me out.

SPEAKER_02

That was so good. That was so good. I was not Dave, I was not expecting you to come out. I can do it when I put my mic in. You came out strong. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, remind me to get you to use some sex talk later. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Have you got your little teapot costume ready for later?

SPEAKER_04

I've got my spout ready.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you do.

SPEAKER_07

Matt's got his cat costume ready to go all over again.

SPEAKER_04

All over your face. Um all right, so um that was um the red reading room. Which I love. I think that's a great title for our um our little segment here.

SPEAKER_08

So we're gonna do this as well.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, now we're gonna go, because we had fun with this one last week, Dave, didn't we? So we're actually gonna do it again this week. And we're gonna go to a random day in here, right? And we're gonna pick it out. This is the calendar thing. This is the calendar, so I'm gonna scroll through here. And Miami's gonna Miami's gonna put a finger on a page.

SPEAKER_02

Do you want me to put my finger in it?

SPEAKER_04

Any page. Go, go, go. Oh, we got what date? You got the Monday, the 20th of July. Have you ever had a major work win that went unrecognized? Come on, not all of them are gonna be fucking sexy.

SPEAKER_02

Um, yeah, I think we all have.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not sure how to answer that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, pick another fucking question, ready?

SPEAKER_02

Dave, like, what am I meant to say then?

SPEAKER_04

It's like, give me something horny, you cut.

SPEAKER_02

I felt like I was in my like mid-year performance review or something.

SPEAKER_04

You wouldn't want to be on that with me.

SPEAKER_02

Why?

SPEAKER_04

Because I would give you a fucking performance improvement recording. Go because I've been a bad, bad girl. You can pick the same one. Don't say all right. Alright. Um, this is Sunday, the 15th and 14th of March. The 14th and 15th of March. This is more oh god. Many blush to confess their faults who never blush to commit them. What? That's a proverb. I'm just fucking picking it up. Let me do it. Okay. Okay, you go, no, no. What is a phobia you have that no one knows about? There you go.

SPEAKER_02

Oh. I don't know. Not that not like I'm, you know, I ramble a lot, so I probably tell everyone all my phobias.

SPEAKER_04

You do. Nothing, it's something you're not afraid of something. You know what a phobia is, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, I know what a phobia is. Far out.

SPEAKER_04

Just checking.

SPEAKER_02

Have I not dropped my IQ to you a number of times?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, sorry, I forgot you're at 175 or some shit like that. No, not that high. It's 141, isn't it? Or something.

SPEAKER_02

Well, anyway.

SPEAKER_04

What's your phobia? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

I'm like, but there's nothing like that. What are you afraid of? Oh, well, I'm afraid of everything. I don't like elevators. I always get worried I'm gonna get stuck in them.

SPEAKER_04

Elevators or escalators?

SPEAKER_02

Elevators. That's lifts.

SPEAKER_04

That's quite cool. Lifts.

SPEAKER_02

I could get scared I'm gonna get like stuck in them.

SPEAKER_08

I was gonna check the phobia of that one.

SPEAKER_04

It's called liftophia.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_04

Lyptophobia.

SPEAKER_02

Matt's making shit up off the top of his head here.

SPEAKER_04

That's unlike me. Okay, that's um a strange one. So my one is actually bridges. Right. Driving specifically, I was gonna say pacifically, which was really bad English. Uh specifically driving over bridges, right? I don't deal. I don't deal, and anyone that's been in the car with me while they're driving over a bridge can confirm this. I stop breathing, I hold my hands like tight at 10 and 2 on the wheel, right? Which I always do that anyway.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I was gonna say what's new.

SPEAKER_04

But I slow right down and I just like Again, what's new?

SPEAKER_02

To 20 miles an hour.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, 20 kilometers an hour.

SPEAKER_02

Um so we go from 40 to 20 k's an hour. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I just can't breathe over a bridge. I just I feel like I was probably died on a bridge in a past life, right? And I'm frightened of doing it again this year, this time.

SPEAKER_02

So when you hold your breath, there's an intentional.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So do you think it's more like a phobia or like an OCD trait?

SPEAKER_04

No, don't diagnose me just because you've got all the issues.

SPEAKER_02

Listen, I've had so much therapy that I could be a therapist right now. So I'm happy to take therapy with Miami. Therapy with the segment.

SPEAKER_04

There you go. Yeah, we can add it to the red reading room. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I asked because what you describe to me sounds more like an OCD. It's unintentional.

SPEAKER_04

It's unintentional because I I feel fear.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I feel for you.

SPEAKER_02

But people with OCD traits don't intentionally want to do them.

SPEAKER_04

And a lot of them are don't hyperfixate me and make me go and do ICD OCD things then.

SPEAKER_02

A lot of them are um like patterns or things they need to do, rituals. Something I need to do. So holding your breath, having your phone, having your hands in a certain position. That's very like OCD, like Matt.

SPEAKER_04

Maybe. Dave, what's yours?

SPEAKER_08

Well, mine is now like fear of heights, open open opening space heights. Okay. So like I wouldn't go on the hot air balloon because I said to you, because even though I know the basket is high enough to my chest area, I still feel that I would fall out. Um, having worked all my life on military aircraft when I was younger in the military, I had no issues working at height. We never had safety harness or anything like that. So I don't know whether it's something that has changed over the years as I've gotten older and I've become more fearful, or I think it's probably more spatial aware. You you lose that sense of like, you know, when you're younger, you everything's invincible, isn't it?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

But when you get older, you realize that there is a danger there. I think maybe that's where it's all come in. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, all right, cool. All right, now let's flick again. Go, put your finger in. Yep, perfect. Yeah, okay. Perfect. All right. Oh, I feel targeted.

SPEAKER_02

How many wait, how many times a day do you hear put your finger in, Dave?

SPEAKER_08

Well, when he messaged me in the morning, he says, Hey, sexy man, have you? Take your finger out.

SPEAKER_02

Do you really?

SPEAKER_08

No.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04

Um, um, what have I stopped on? July. Do you July 30th, right? Which is a Thursday this year, right? Um, do you drool in your sleep?

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_04

Miami's nodding.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, I do. If I'm really tired or like my sinuses are blocked, yes, I do.

SPEAKER_04

Have you ever woken up and you think, what is that on my face and realized? Yeah, no, no. Mine's on my pillow the morning. Yeah, but I'm I go all the way on my pillow, down my face a whole lot.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I had an incident the other. It takes me a long time to relax.

SPEAKER_09

Right.

SPEAKER_02

Right. And just part of being like neurospicy, I think, too, it takes you a long time to wind down. The other, about a week ago, I was lying in bed and I was really relaxed, and I was like cuddled up in Aaron's arms, and we're watching a movie or a show. And I don't do that. I know it sounds silly, but I don't do that. Like the position I was in isn't a position I would normally like the position you sleep in. Yeah, or lie in a lot. Okay. Um, so he was lying there and I was like on his chest, head on his chest. He had his arm around me. Um, and I think Ashton was on the other side, and we were both asleep. And Aaron was watching cricket or something boring. No wonder I fell asleep. And I remember waking up, but you know what woke me up? The wet patch of my drool on Aaron's chest. And I wake up and I'm like, and I wake up and I'm like, you know, licking my lips, and I looked up at him and I'm like, I'm drooling. And he just looked at me and he goes, I know I use it as loot. He goes, Yeah, I know. So that's why I had a little bit. You go the best husband. I know, he is. He's like, Yeah, no, I'm pretty sure I just shut my eyes and went back to sleep to be.

SPEAKER_08

Does he drool as well?

SPEAKER_02

Um, no, I don't think so. He snores so.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I think most people snore though.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I definitely drill. Well, I not every day, but no, sometimes.

SPEAKER_08

And again, I think it's down to when you got your sinuses and more sort of water. I get the same problem as well. All right.

SPEAKER_02

Hey guys, I have a quick question.

SPEAKER_08

You do? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

You had some of those, didn't you?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I had a couple of questions on dating and hookup culture.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you did.

SPEAKER_02

Because we're in 2026 now. Yeah, we're in a new year. We are, everything's changing. And have you heard what they're gonna call that that the this new generation?

SPEAKER_05

No, beta.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, the beta generation. Beta, yeah. Yeah, B E T. Yeah, beta, beta, but yeah, beta, yeah. Isn't that gonna be interesting?

SPEAKER_08

And they reckon they're gonna be so much more like and they reckon they're the ones that are gonna be the ones that see the next generation, the next century as well. They said that on the TV, didn't they? So these this generation coming now will be the ones that will technically be old enough to see the next century coming in. So 2020 22nd century is gonna be so so anyway.

SPEAKER_02

So back to where we were. I was gonna say the context of dating, dating and hookup culture. So I've got a few little questions here, and I wanna I wanna ask you. So, body count. Do you think body count is still a thing in 2026, or is it a dated concept? So, how many people someone slept with? And I guess it's very different in the homosexual scene versus the heterosexual scene.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it is, it really is.

SPEAKER_02

You guys have a lot of bodies.

SPEAKER_04

Um, a lot, a lot of bodies. So, so the thing is that if we look at me, for example, like my body count from way, way before when, right, it was big, right? When I was single, I had racked up a few numbers, right? Quite a few numbers, and they continued to grow, right? Um, when I become single again throughout every year and all that kind of stuff, right? Now, I was watching, I believe I was watching MAFs or something like that last year, like one or two episodes, or it might have been even the year before, because I don't tend to watch it because my brain just can't deal with losing any brain cells, right? And there was one guy on there that was claiming that he had a body count of 200 or something like that.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And he was saying it like it was the biggest count that anyone's ever heard of. And I'm thinking No, it's not.

SPEAKER_02

Do you watch 90 day fiance? No, you've got to get into 90 day fiance.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_02

SAPA from 90 Day Fiance has like a body count of like 2,000 and five.

SPEAKER_04

200's a a weekend for me sometimes. Like and maybe not, maybe not. But yeah, but like, but it is it isn't a huge huge number by any standard.

SPEAKER_02

In that case, if like 200's not a uh how how many litres of semen do you reckon you've taken?

SPEAKER_04

Oh no, it depends enough to fill a swimming pool. Oh, I reckon a swimming pool. Um, like I reckon an Olympic size swimming pool, probably.

SPEAKER_02

Really? You filthy, filthy, filthy.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, and that's just swallowed, let alone taken in my ass as well. Probably it could fill a river. It just comes back out. Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes it absorbs in. But yeah, really? Yeah, it's like moisturizer for your anus.

SPEAKER_02

Really?

SPEAKER_04

No, it comes out. No, it comes back out. It comes back out. But then sometimes I've been at church and you go to fuck someone and you go on like our conversation just goes so off track.

SPEAKER_02

Anyway, keep going.

SPEAKER_04

Give me that back. I haven't finished drinking that yet. Sorry, the waitress tried to get out of here. The waitress tried to steal my drink. Um, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02

For anyone who doesn't know, I silently then just like signal to Dave. Can you get me a drink?

SPEAKER_04

Is what she said.

SPEAKER_02

No, and Dave's beautiful. I love you, Dave. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04

I'm back. So he had to leave the table.

SPEAKER_02

But at least I didn't at least I was polite and thanked him. I didn't thank you. You were like, don't take my drink away.

SPEAKER_04

I'm still still got some in this drink, but how about thank you?

SPEAKER_02

Thank you for bringing me a drink and thank you for cleaning up after me. I bet he always has to clean up after you, even at church, doesn't he?

SPEAKER_04

Correct, he does. He likes to clean up. Yeah, you don't like to clean up after yourself. I I um don't miss a drop. What are you talking about? He doesn't. What? I don't waste a drop. He's a swallower. I fucking swallow 100%.

SPEAKER_02

As you can tell from my eating experience. I can miss a lot of drops.

SPEAKER_04

You're a messy bitch. I might put that photo that photo.

SPEAKER_02

No, you're not going to.

SPEAKER_04

It hasn't got your face.

SPEAKER_02

It's just not care. Dave, did you hear that?

SPEAKER_04

I did hear it. I did hear it. Fuck. You've only got one chin. Alright, it's just coming in and let us know.

SPEAKER_02

For now, at the moment. Not if I look down. But anyway.

SPEAKER_04

You're a pre-so dating, dating, dating schedules, dating.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah. Dating hookup culture, okay. It's a body count debate. Do you think it's a thing?

SPEAKER_04

I don't think it's a thing.

SPEAKER_02

I think it is. No, there's still a lot of chauvin. There's still a lot of chauvinistic males that are like from male to female. I'm not gonna date a girl that's sleep with the biggest.

SPEAKER_04

And has more than three guys who got, yeah, we just antiquated.

SPEAKER_02

This is why I and this is why females lie about their body count.

SPEAKER_04

This is also why I love Abby Chatfield, right? Um don't don't give me the face. I love Abby because she's an advocate for I did, but she's just gone too far.

SPEAKER_02

I did, I did love her. I love her, but I feel like she's just she's got a platform, and she had a really strong message and she had a good message, and I did really like her, but now I feel like she's she's just gone too far with things.

SPEAKER_08

Okay. Well, she wasn't very good with her mother on The Bachelor, was she? Yeah, okay, she was but her. She was personally The Golden Bachelor.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. I didn't know. Do you know that he he works at our work?

SPEAKER_04

Does he?

SPEAKER_02

Well, I'm not gonna say where. Okay. Um, it's been a topic of conversation about about us girl uh amongst us girls. We even like looked him up on the corporate. Well, where did he know? Okay, who would have known?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, he he works in your for our company my office. Oh yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02

Oh well, I don't think now, but like prior to the show. I was shocked as well. Anyway, sorry, back on track.

SPEAKER_04

But yeah, so well, yeah, but she was hurt because her mum didn't get chosen, and I get that. You take your family personally, right?

SPEAKER_02

Um, I get I get it.

SPEAKER_04

But I don't think he was going on there for the reasons because I don't think the person that he chose didn't he end up with someone else anyway, like Sandra Sally or something.

SPEAKER_02

Or apparently, yeah, what's her name?

SPEAKER_04

I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, it was it was whoever's a month of Armitage. Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_04

I don't do name starts with S.

SPEAKER_02

It's basically.

SPEAKER_04

It could have been Carl Stefanovic for all I fucking know. All right, um more likely David Campbell, but yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched Carl do him, yeah, 100% David Stefan. David Campbell. I would love it.

SPEAKER_08

I'd love David.

SPEAKER_04

I'd love to fuck David David, yeah, and I reckon it's a possibility too. Um, but yeah, um, because he's definitely gay.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, anyway.

SPEAKER_04

Anyway, let's move on. Hookup culture, um it's still a thing, I think.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, I I don't think especially for those I don't think it's important, but I think for those guys, and I think that's why women lie and out there, like ain't no longer. Don't lie.

SPEAKER_04

Shop the fuck out of him because if he doesn't want you for you.

SPEAKER_02

Aaron doesn't want to know.

SPEAKER_04

He wants he's just like how do you remember?

SPEAKER_02

I would have to right. I would have I'd probably need to just think about it for a week.

SPEAKER_04

A week. But it can't we'd have to get into your psychology and take you all the way back. Yeah, I know. Tell me about it.

SPEAKER_08

I couldn't I could not even, I could not even but the thing is, are people that trying to make up numbers to make themselves look good because you can't have the other way around, can't it? That's what they say.

SPEAKER_02

They say men add on, yeah, and females take off.

SPEAKER_04

Let's do an experiment tomorrow and find out how many.

SPEAKER_02

Well we know.

SPEAKER_04

No, we do how many we actually do tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

All right. Are we combined or individual? Well, what counts? Main mainly oral, anal.

SPEAKER_02

Oh well, my lists both improve, like not improved, but it's lengthened if we're talking orals.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, obviously.

SPEAKER_02

I have another quick one for you. So, have digital trail. Have you ever deep stalked a partner's ex and what's the craziest thing you've discovered? So you know you get with a new partner and you know they had this. Yeah, and you're sort of like a little bit want to know like who their ex is, what it was like, what that person's like, and then you like to go down that rabbit hole.

SPEAKER_04

I haven't okay, I wouldn't say deep stalked for those reasons, right? With my ex, he bagged out his ex a lot, a lot. So I might have done some because we got introduced at some stage as well, right? So I think I may have looked at his social media profile to find So you met his ex. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That's another uh another question. I'm gonna go into something.

SPEAKER_04

I but I think it was more a um deal, a look at just to see was this guy really that bad? Right? Because he painted him in such a bad light, like such a bad light that he took this from him when they left, he did this, he did this, he did this, he did this.

SPEAKER_02

But that same person also pointed you in a painted you in an absolutely heroic. That's exactly right.

SPEAKER_04

Now, retrospectively, you're looking at going, oh my god, same treatment.

SPEAKER_02

So they completely lied about you, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So, well, yeah, it's like in in in our opinion, yes. But yeah, no, no, it's factual. I know, I know. But yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_08

But what would you do if you had a new partner and they only talked highly of the last partner? Would you be more inclined to look at their profiles then? Yeah, definitely. Because don't compare me with somebody else. I'm incomparable.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not here to but pretend I'm not messy and trashy. Like, fuck yeah, I've deep stalked. Like I'm like, I'm like FBI level. I'm I know I know her uncle's cousin's sister's neighbour. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04

Like a bit like you do, Dave, with um people that we meet that are hot that you find out their name and then you accidentally click on their Instagram.

SPEAKER_08

Stalking from a perspective of looking at them as a profile, not the.

SPEAKER_02

Have you ever done it? Have you ever done it and then accidentally liked their picture? Yes, he did. I did. I did. I did, and then I had and then I unliked it, and then I thought, well, that's even worse now, because now they're gonna get the notification that I liked it, but then it's not like I was like, ah, myself.

SPEAKER_04

Dave did it. We were checking out some hotkeye Marley, um, and he and Wolf and Bear, which is a really cool Aussie clothing brand, and he was hot, right? But so Dave found out his name, and we stalked Dave stalked him a bit on Instagram. We were coming back on the Merley Ferry, and it was really choppy, really choppy. Dave had gone deep, like as into the sister-in-law's sister's wife's husband's fucking family member, turned like 1994, the priest that married them or something like that, and and and all of a sudden the wave came off, and Dave's gone, and he liked it. But he was pissing himself up. I was dying, I was crying my fucking eyes out. It was hysterical, it was really good. But yeah, um, so yeah.

SPEAKER_02

A quick one on the back of how we just talked about you said you had been introduced to your ex's partner. Yep. So the X factor, can you ever truly be just friends with your ex or someone you used to be intimate with? Or is there always that underlying attraction or tension? So yeah. So if you get with someone and they say I'm still friends of my ex and we still hang out, and what's your thoughts?

SPEAKER_04

It's a good question because I am friends with my very first ex, Darren, right? Um, like my very, very first boyfriend, right? That I call a boyfriend. So I'm friends with him, right? Now, would I fuck him again or have him fuck me again? 100% because the sex in our relationship was amazing.

SPEAKER_02

It was just a relationship wasn't if you were if you were.

SPEAKER_04

If I was in a relationship, that would be a problem, right? Yeah, um, because he's in a relationship, so it would definitely be a problem for him, right? But I would I'd love to fucking fuck with him again, and I'd love Dave to have the pleasure of that as well.

SPEAKER_02

Because is this your way of an open invitation to the table?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, bring it on, Darren, because like his cock feels real good inside y'all. He's he's he's a mushroom, yeah, yeah. Darren mushroom head, yeah. Yeah, he he's okay.

SPEAKER_02

So this is the wrong question for you because now you're just like inviting your ex to come over the same.

SPEAKER_08

But you finished on good terms, actually. Yeah, we finished on good terms.

SPEAKER_02

So if you finish on good terms, then why wouldn't you? But then if you were in a relationship right now, obviously that would be a good one. It would make it awkward. Yeah, that person would not be a good one.

SPEAKER_04

So we didn't how could you much like we'd message happy birthday in that throughout when I was in the relationships.

SPEAKER_02

But you didn't hang out or didn't meet up or anything like that. So you I'm still friends with an ex. But he's not really an ex. Just someone I sort of like dated. Blue one. No, no, we like we were seeing each other, but things just didn't go that way.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And we're friends in the sense that you know send a message here or there, hey, how are you going? Like just on Instagram that he's got kids and moved on. And so you've got that, you know. I mean, anyone who's been with me knows that they like they missed out.

SPEAKER_08

I've got a question that you inspired me to think of just now.

SPEAKER_02

I'm very inspiring.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, so what would happen if either one of you hooked up with someone that your sibling or your other family member has had sex with?

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SPEAKER_08

Sorry, say your sister, yeah, right, had had a boyfriend and then suddenly he left her, and then you end up not knowing who he was, but end up fucking having sex with him, then find out that your sister slept with him as well. Or like vice versa. I'd be asking who is better. Um, but what I'm saying, how would you? I wouldn't have to ask.

SPEAKER_04

I was just about to say who's kidding you, I would know it'd be better. Um, that would make it awkward, especially if you were going to a family function, obviously.

SPEAKER_08

Well, yeah, but you're talking about what would you do in war so you brought that person with you, not knowing that your other sibling has had that person.

SPEAKER_04

That would be awkward as fuck, but that would be a fun movie.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I I'm pretty sure it is a movie. Really?

SPEAKER_08

I feel like no, that would be I mean would you can would you conspire with your your sibling to ask them how they felt?

SPEAKER_02

Well, this is a hard one because when I was younger when I was younger, um, I dated my stepsisters uh ex-boyfriend.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Stepsisters, that doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but we were very close. My stepsister on my dad's side.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And you know, I lived there for a while, you know, my my story. Um, we were very, very close. Um, and yeah, I dated him for a little bit, but I never slept with him.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Because I was young. Matt's looking at his.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I know, because we're at like an hour and 15 minutes now. Okay, that's cool. Yeah, we're wrapping up, yeah. We are.

SPEAKER_08

Well, we're gonna try to do pet peeves. Yeah, we can get it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, very quick. Let's let's do this.

SPEAKER_00

They're grumpy, they're gay, they've got something to say. From traffic use, the groups, they'll bitch it all the way. Game and Max Pet peeves!

SPEAKER_04

All right, grumpy, away you go. You're always a grumpy one. I know, so right, okay.

SPEAKER_08

First one for me this week is people not indicating when you approach traffic lights or you know, junctions or roundabouts on the roads.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. So roundabouts don't need an indicator. Why? Because I said so.

SPEAKER_08

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

All right.

SPEAKER_04

No, if you're going straight through, they don't need an indicator. No, I get that. I'm not a fan, and I get the rules, and my sister Donna will tell you because she's part of it. Yeah, she's getting ready to do her driver school, um, learner, boss, lady, whatever it is, course. So she'll be reading all the rules and tell you what.

SPEAKER_08

What I'm saying is when you've got a longer queue of cars coming and someone's coming towards you, and you've got to give weight to them naturally, and you think they're gonna go that way and they don't, they cut either continue going around.

SPEAKER_04

Indicating in general pisses me off. They people should do it. Like I've got a friend, Nerita, who that's her biggest fucking Nerita, her bit uh my old next neighbor, her biggest pet peeve is literally people indicating, right? She very rarely posts on Facebook, but when she does, it's about that generally. That'll be not indicating, you mean it all. Not indicating, not indicating, yeah. People being mischievous. But it is a nightmare. It is a nightmare.

SPEAKER_02

Especially when you're great, but I'm not gonna be a Karen about it. No, you guys, you two are like cranky old men, cranky old rogue. Yeah, you're rogue Nazis.

SPEAKER_04

Like, yeah, he's he's the worst. I am he sits it, but like he'll sit if somebody doesn't indicate, just fucking indicate, will you?

SPEAKER_05

And it's like, well, that's just mild, that's very relaxed.

SPEAKER_08

I'll tell you, my tolerance on the road has gone from zero to fucking 100 now. Have you well?

SPEAKER_02

I can't talk because I was coming up Castle Road Road the other day, and I had Ashie in the back in his car seat, and we're at the roundabout, and all of a sudden he just yells out at the big roundabout near Buddings. Just go, you dickhead. And he sort of cast it out the back. And I said, Ashton. And I turned around and looked at him and he's like smiling at me because you know he's you guys know he's the cheekyest little thing. He's adorable, and I'm like, and he's looking at me with his like little light eyes and his little blonde hair and this cheeky look. I said, Bubba don't and I was trying not to laugh. I'm like, baby, don't say that. And he goes, Why? You say it. So I was like, oh He ain't wrong.

SPEAKER_04

He ain't wrong. But this is the thing is why weren't you videoing that could have got viral for us? Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_02

I could have so many viral moments.

SPEAKER_04

Well just tape him constantly, alright? So if you've got a pet peeve.

SPEAKER_02

Sorry, my my phone watch went off and I got distracted because it's bunny XO. Love me, that Bunny XO lover.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, no.

SPEAKER_02

No, I I don't think I you go, Matt, because I don't think I really have a pet peeve. Other than people being grumpy and pretending, and this isn't at you this time, I promise you. It is not. Okay, it's at my husband.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Being grumpy but saying they're not grumpy.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

And having that whole negative energy.

SPEAKER_04

Is this because you're telling him he's grumpy?

SPEAKER_02

No, when you're walking around the house with that negative energy, like you know there's something wrong, and it's like they're not talking, and you can feel that, and you're like, what's wrong? Nothing, I'm fine. It's like, well, you're clearly fucking not.

SPEAKER_04

So tell me what's the problem? People are scared of you, right? Dave was scared of you earlier. Why? So I get it, because you're fucking scared. I'm very scary, I'm lovely. You are. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, miss.

SPEAKER_02

Um I am not scared. I'm scary.

SPEAKER_04

I said, I'm sorry, miss. Um, yeah. Um, yeah, no, you're not scary, but I get yeah, but I get that when you because somebody over the side of the table there as well says that I'm grumpy, and I go, no, I'm just actually just chilling for a moment. I just like I'm not under So my Pep P for this week. I've only got one. Oh right. And today in Sydney, what was the weather?

SPEAKER_02

42 or something.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. Guess what? Every single human on the planet knew it. I don't know why every single human on the planet needed to post about it on their social media. Guess what? We've all in the same fucking place. It's 42 degrees. It's not like the hottest day we've ever had either. No, everyone was posting, and I'm sitting there going, yeah, we get it. It's hot. Like, is it really worthy of a social media?

SPEAKER_08

And I guarantee you in three months' time it'll be fuck, I'm fucking freezing. I'm fucking freezy.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, like I don't think it's worthy, worthy of a social media post. I just sit there and it's the weather. Like, it's just like so boring and it's so shit. And like, if you're going to taste photos, post photos of things saying it's hot, like, take photos of hot shirtless guys to go, I love the hot weather because this happens, right? Then I'm down for it, right? But otherwise, I don't need to know your fucking shirtless, fucking cranky ass fucking no your fucking hot weather forecast fucking cunts. Oh wow, I don't know, right.

SPEAKER_08

Go, Dave. Okay, my.

SPEAKER_04

Because I know you've got another.

SPEAKER_08

I'll just do one more. Okay, okay. Um, what about when you go to a sale and it says sale, and you're gonna go and buy something, say, a pair of shoes, because they say they got these shoes for whatever price, and then you go and look in the shop and they got none of your fucking size in any fucking shoe possible. Okay, that's a fucking pee because that pee is being on.

SPEAKER_02

Pissed you off this week, Dave.

SPEAKER_08

Well, not any particular shoe shop, but just when you go to a sale and there's like says sale, and they've got every fucking other bloody size apart.

SPEAKER_04

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_08

Well, you know, you've got nothing, and you go and find another pair and the same fucking thing happens.

SPEAKER_04

You go up a size and you just wear so extra socks. No, you do not do that. No, you do not.

SPEAKER_07

Does that piss you off a little bit when you go to it?

SPEAKER_04

It does, and it annoys the shit out of me. The same with if I find a shirt that I really like, right? And I go to put it on because it's my size and it doesn't fit, right? And then I go, all right, well, give me the next size up or the next size down, whichever way, and they don't have it. I said they go, Well, you've got my size. Check the website, check everything, and your fucking fittings are wrong. But yeah, so that's annoying. I get you.

SPEAKER_02

But you two really are grumpy or man.

SPEAKER_04

That's what we're doing.

SPEAKER_02

But what about on the opposite end of that, Dave, where those stores that always have the closing down sale signs, but and never like they never shut. It's like they've got he used that last week. Did you I didn't know? Sorry, I haven't looked at no, but there you're right, both. Like the one in the plaza, the homeware store. Is that the one in the homeware store? That homeware store in the pla in the Westfield, sorry. Has been closed. That has been closing for about five years.

SPEAKER_07

I got Here, right, 20 years ago, and the same fucking sign has been up for 20 fucking years. How? And you know what? Even for COVID, they got three fucking.

SPEAKER_02

Here is my pet peeve. If that was a major retailer, oh, we'd be hung out to dry. They would be hung out to dry. The ACCC would have been all over that shit. They would have been paying millions and millions and millions of dollars. But then there's like these guys who can just like con every old granny on a walker that walks past that oh here get this for 40% off. It's $349, normally $800.

SPEAKER_08

I said to Dave, I said, you can go and came out and buy it for $15. I'm so glad you call it out because we said the same one last week. Oh my god, I didn't realise.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, but it's it's true though. It's facts, it's facts. It's at one shop. One shop.

SPEAKER_08

And like I said, it's been there for 20 years because I know when we first came here from overseas, it had sales signs up there, right? And then I every we have a joke we say, how many fucking sales and it's long.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it it still has closing down, doesn't it? It's been closing down for years.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. There you go. Okay. All right. Um, that's been us for this week. Um, that's a nice long lesson, but I think it's been fun. It has been fun. I loved it. And the girls will finally come up, they're going, come on, dads, and they're here to see me. We know they love you. We know they were going wild at the door when she came. She didn't. Yeah. Because I might have been I might have been micro-nappy.

SPEAKER_02

Um, but yeah, I was knocking and knocking. Oh. And the girls were going nuts. That's why I let myself in. The door was unlocked. And he didn't even get up. I even knocked on the window, Dave. I had to ring him and be like, Are you home?

SPEAKER_07

Well, he didn't even ring me to say you got here.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, that's that's contradictory. Anyway, I should just end this button, all right. Anyway, I've been Matt. I've been Dave.

SPEAKER_02

And I'm Miami.

SPEAKER_04

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