How To Spot A Disney Sugar Mama Or Daddy With a Grapefruit Rose Martini

Start with a Grapefruit Rose martini and a question that’s equal parts cheeky and practical: how do you find, become, or thrive with a Disney sugar mama or sugar daddy? We take Valentine’s energy to Disneyland and beyond, unpacking the social signals of luxury park life—top-tier passes, DVC contracts that stretch across coasts, Minnie Vans as default, and the kind of confidence that comes from knowing you’ll never wait more than twenty minutes for anything.

From Sweethearts’ Nite to late-night walk-ons, we explore what it really feels like to skip “gen pop” and step into concierge mode. Think character breakfasts as a morning ritual, signature meals like Victoria & Albert’s as date-night baseline, and premium events that turn a random Tuesday into a memory. We also get honest about the rare air—Club 33 whispers, Golden Oak sightings, and those around-the-world Disney tours that stitch every park into one epic story. It’s not just fantasy; there are real cues, communities, and rhythms that define this level of Disney.

But perks alone don’t make the magic. We map the duties that keep the vibe frictionless: mastering ADRs 60 days out, holding lines so your partner arrives right on time, knowing the perfect pool chairs, and capturing photos that hit favorite angles and light. Add thoughtful shopping instincts—loungefly drops, limited pins, spirit jerseys—and you become the plus-one who makes every splurge feel effortless. Under the humor sits a simple truth: generosity is a love language, and gratitude is how you say it back.

If you love Disney, crave smarter park days, and enjoy a little playful strategy with your romance, this one’s for you. Subscribe for more Cheers to Ears, drop a review to help others find the show, and share your best luxury tell or dream splurge with us.

Transcript

Valentine’s Setup & Drink

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Today on Cheers to Ears, it's our Valentine's episode, and we're talking about how you can become or have a sugar mama or sugar daddy.

SPEAKER_00 0:09

A Disney sugar mama or sugar daddy.

SPEAKER_01 0:11

And we're gonna drink a grapefruit rose martini. Welcome to Cheers to Ears. We're gonna click our drinks. We're gonna toast ice. We're gonna talk Disney.

SPEAKER_02 0:25

And get our cheers to it. Cheers to it.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

Alrighty.

SPEAKER_01 0:35

So let's talk about this drink. Yes. So this is a grapefruit rose martini we're having today. And it's served at Disney's Disneyland Sweetheart Nights. Yeah. So it's on our regular menu, really, at any of the parks.

SPEAKER_00 0:48

Yeah, and I looked for it there because it's hard to find a Valentine's Day drink.

Disneyland Sweethearts’ Nite Overview

SPEAKER_01 0:54

And what says Valentine's more than Sweethearts Nights. We'll talk about Sweethearts Night for a second before we start the topic. We probably should. Yeah. And so the grapefruit rose martini, it's made with grapefruit vodka, a little splash of cranberry, and plop the little grapefruit in there.

SPEAKER_00 1:08

And that's that's what we did.

SPEAKER_01 1:09

It says that on the website. I didn't write what it said on the little description from the night. It was a very vague description. Yeah, it was. We think it's about$18 to$20. That's a guess, too. It wasn't on there. So it's good.

SPEAKER_00 1:22

It's good. It's deep eddies. We two ounces of deep eddies, grapefruit vodka, a slice of grapefruit as a garnish, and just a splash of cranberry juice.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Oh, we forgot the rose petal.

SPEAKER_00 1:36

We didn't put a rose petal in it. It has a rose petal. I bought a rose. Yes. It's in the picture. It's in the Instagram picture.

SPEAKER_01 1:43

It's a lovely ambiance. Yeah. Oh, Christy's getting a rose. Full rose. With two petals not missing. Thank you, Christy. So yeah, I want to start by talking about Sweetheart's Night really fast. Just okay. Yes. It's a few days. It's already by the time you see this, Sweetheart Nights will they'll be. I think the last one is on the 17th.

SPEAKER_00 2:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

This year of February. So it'll be over for this year. They're sold out. You're not going this year anyway.

SPEAKER_00 2:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

But next year they'll have them because it's very popular. It yeah. It's very, very popular. All those late night special events are pretty popular. So next year, if you want to go to Sweethearts Night, it's looks like a fun night. It's about$159 a night. Oh, wow. Okay. It starts at$159 a night. It's a 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. thing. You get in the park three hours earlier than that. And but the event itself is 9 p.m. to 1. And it's your normal Disneyland late night fair. It has specialty foods, special parade kind of thing. Like a I think it's called a Princess Cavalcade or something like that. Yeah. So I've watched a video. I've watched a YouTube video of it last year. I haven't looked at any this year yet.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

And then the rides are all up and running. Yep, rides are running. So you can walk on. That's the only reason I would go to those late night events is because of walk on rides.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

And I mentioned this last night when I was preparing for this episode that uh this is not an event that Christy would get for me.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

No.

SPEAKER_01 3:04

Or an event that she would enjoy that I got for her. No. So she mentioned you and Aaron should go. And I mentioned some way reasons why that wasn't a good idea. But that's Sweethearts Night.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

And so on that, we're talking about getting a sugar mama or a sugar daddy.

SPEAKER_00 3:20

Disney. On the last trip that we all took, the big family trip. Uh-huh. We all had code names. Asha was like Sugar Mama One, and Chrissy was Sugar Mama Two. Uh-huh. Because they were, you know, funding a large portion of the trip. They do that. Yes, they do that.

SPEAKER_01 3:37

And I want to say something about that too. Okay. So I talk a lot about me being a trophy husband of the show. And too, and in my life. But actually, I'm just lucky, right? As this is a Valentine's episode, I gotta be kind of mushy Valentine's y here. Okay. And say a thank you, Christy. Like a real one. A real one. Right. A real thank you, Christy. Because I mean Christy. Yes. And my wife, Christy, she's Disney indifferent. She supports me and all my crazy endeavors and my Disney fandom and me being a crazy Disney adult.

SPEAKER_00 4:05

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

She supports it a hundred percent. She rolls her eyes when she does sarcastically, but she supports us totally. She supports me totally in doing this. Yes. Toy out for me and you going to Disney by ourselves. Yes. And doesn't bat an eye about us going and me spending money just hanging out with you. Yeah. And there's never been a problem. So she makes it easy for that to be part of me. Thank you, Christy. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:29

Like for real. And I gotta say that she's the whole reason that we her and Asha the reason we know each other.

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Right.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

So we would not have the option of having someone else to go with.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

So thank you, Asha.

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Thank you, Asha. We don't say that enough.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00 4:45

Thank you, Asha.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

Because they're one. Yeah, that's a crazy friendship then in itself. So we're talking about this today. Let's get into the episode.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

So we broke it down. We actually communicated a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

You did great ideas by you, by the way.

SPEAKER_00 4:59

So for Disney Sugar Mama or Sugar Daddy, identification, the benefits of, and sugar baby duties. So if there's a sugar mama, there's got to be, or a sugar daddy, there's got to be a sugar baby. Right. And so this these are the things that you're responsible for.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

And I just brainstorm. So I have four on some, eight on another. Oh, okay. I just went five, five, and five. Yeah, they're really short. I mean, I could probably go through all of them anyway.

SPEAKER_00 5:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

Mine are all, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

Yeah, the benefits. I have a bunch of benefits.

How To Identify A Disney Benefactor

SPEAKER_00 5:31

Oh, there are a bunch of benefits. So let's start off with identification. How do you identify if someone is a potential Disney sugar mama or sugar daddy?

SPEAKER_01 5:42

So I think the number one way is to go to the parks and listen for clues. Yes. Like examples are I never I've never waited more than 20 minutes for a ride. Yeah. That's a clue. And uh, oh, I want to tell you who my top here's my top five VIP tour guides that I've had.

SPEAKER_00 5:59

Oh. That's a good clue. That would be a good clue. What's one of yours? So mine, obviously, they're a top-tier pass holder. Okay. They're not gen popping with a lower tier for what no, they just splurge for that that full options so that they can go whenever they want. Parking is in the thought. Yeah. It's all inclusive with that top-tier pass. Right. Yeah. And it's not for the discounts, it's just to be able to go whenever they want.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

That's good.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

That's good. So let's say you go on a date with somebody, right? And they mentioned during the date that they usually weekend at Disney. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 6:36

That would be yes. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. If they're I weekend at Disney. Right. That's a lot of this is you're looking for clue or you're listening. That's why we identify. So another one of mine, okay. They always buy at least multi-pass, or preferably Premier Pass. I'll mention that later too. For every trick.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

I like that.

SPEAKER_00 6:57

That's a benefit, but if it's an easy way to identify them. And you have to hear them talking about Premiere Pass or just walking on whenever. Right. Which you might be able to glean that. Like if a lot of it is you just have to see someone there who's solo. Yeah. But totally. That's solo or maybe with group of guys or group of women. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

My next my last two are both kind of the same, but my first one is you say you're staying at the all-star resort, and she has no idea where that is. Yes. No clue what an all-star. What's an all-star resort?

SPEAKER_00 7:31

Yeah. What is, huh?

SPEAKER_01 7:33

Yeah. Pop pop what?

SPEAKER_00 7:34

Pop what? And the only way they might clue in is you say what's on the Skyliner.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

Right.

SPEAKER_00 7:40

Oh, you mean like Riviera? There's more on the Skyliner besides Riviera and Yachton Beach and how many DVC rooms are there? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:49

How many DVC rooms does All-Star have?

SPEAKER_00 7:51

Yeah. That leads into my next identification. They are a DVC owner. Yes. But they own at least a thousand points minimum. So they have multiple contracts. Yeah. Oh. You know, they've got some Disneyland hotel, maybe some Grand California.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

Six contracts.

SPEAKER_00 8:08

Yeah. And then they've got contracts for it's all over Disney World. Right. Alani. Alani, yeah. Oh, yeah. Ooh. Yeah. I know Alanian. I've never been tempted to go to Disney or to Hawaii, but every year when I take that training, I tell you every year.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

Yes. We have that discussion every January when I take the yearly travel agent training.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

Well, if they ever offer it up for like a three, four days or something like that to you. That's great. Give me a heads up. Yep. If Christie doesn't, that's a trip Christie might want to go on. I might be elbowed out of it.

SPEAKER_01 8:43

So my next one is almost the same. It's has never even seen Harbor Boulevard.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

Yeah. That's actually a good one.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

Has no idea that even exists. Yeah. A good neighbor, what? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:55

Just Disneyland Hotel, Grand Californian. You know, that's it. Another really good one, and this just came to me. Disney Springs. If they're walking, so there's a row of shops that are for the well-to-do. They're not us gen pop types. You know, the Lego store is not in that line of, you know, it's coach and it's all those high-end stores. You peruse through there. Right. That would be a good place to find them. Yeah. Doing little shopping. Right. And then they have multiple bags from multiple stores. Oh, yeah. Shopping's key. Not one, not a little tiny bag, but smaller stuff. But like they have multiple bags for multiple stores. Right. Big bags. Yeah. That is sugar mama potential, sugar daddy potential. Right.

unknown 9:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:43

Yeah. That would cost a sugar daddy, would have to spin a lot more. He would. Because there's so much more. Like all the lounge flies, all the stuff like that. But we'll get to that.

SPEAKER_00 9:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:52

Identification. Yeah. So I have two more. Okay, good. Gold Noaks Owner or Club 33. And that's a given.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

Right.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

And now finding out Yeah, that's what I was going to ask.

SPEAKER_01 10:05

I was going to ask that. How do you find that out?

SPEAKER_00 10:07

That would be a tough one to find out. It's a friend of a friend. Hey, I want to introduce you to someone.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

Right.

SPEAKER_00 10:12

I think that's the only way you're going to ever find out.

SPEAKER_01 10:14

Yeah. Or my new idea for a Disney dating site. Oh, there you go. Disney matchmaker kind of thing. You know that I've got to think that already exists.

SPEAKER_00 10:23

I don't know why you're not on it.

SPEAKER_01 10:25

Come on. You're prime Disney matchmaker material.

SPEAKER_00 10:28

You know, no, that's right.

SPEAKER_01 10:29

I know you gotta look that up then.

SPEAKER_00 10:30

I'll have to look it up. And then so my last one, that they're seen leaving Victoria and Albert's shape hall. Okay. Yeah. Leaving hang out outside. You just hang out outside, and if you see somebody walk out by themselves, drunk up a conversation. Yeah, you just hang outside of the royal table. Yeah. Just kind of chill. Yeah. And wait for us to see who comes out. But if Victoria and Albert's, oh, you had to dine alone. That's a shame.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:53

But like in the future. Oh yeah. We could hang out together and dine there. I like that. You just pull your way into Victorian Albert's. All of them being like$200 to$400. Perusing your D23 magazine. Wearing your best sport coat. Right. Because you gotta you can't slum it.

SPEAKER_01 11:13

No, you can't. You can't be wearing your your Disney User. Right. You gotta put your work in too. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 11:17

There are duties, there are expectations. So that's all my identifying. Okay, now we're benefits? Benefits. Okay, I have four, six, eight benefits. I have five. You can start off with a couple of them.

SPEAKER_01 11:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 11:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

You get to ditch the word gin pop in your life.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

I have that one. Okay. Gen pop no more.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

Right. Gin pop doesn't exist anymore. Okay, that's good. So that's what I already took one year away.

SPEAKER_00 11:42

Well stole one from mine's expanded on that. So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:46

You want to spend on it in a minute and I'll say one more?

SPEAKER_00 11:48

Well, yeah, we'll expand on it. Then it becomes deluxe concierge level. Not just deluxe.

SPEAKER_01 11:55

Concierge.

SPEAKER_00 11:55

Yes. Not just deluxe hotels accommodations. Your concierge level. Which and the only moderate that does concierge is Coronado Springs. But that's a deluxe resort. And there's all kinds of extra benefits for concierge level. It's an extra price. Right. But that's what they're doing.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

Yeah. I thought of that. I don't think I put it down, but I didn't think of that.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:19

You think of lightning lane, only the premiere pass. You don't even know there's other lightning lanes. Yeah. Like you think you can just go around the park and ride one each ride once every time a day, every time you go to a park. Yeah, whenever you want. Whenever you want.

SPEAKER_00 12:32

Wait, stand in line. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:35

We just have a lightning lane for each ride one time. That's what we do.

SPEAKER_00 12:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:38

Oh, but I gotta get on my phone. Why? Why gotta get on your phone? You just go the line.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

You just put your magic band there and you just go on the ride.

SPEAKER_00 12:46

And so if you were to do a multi pass, it would be for a slow day at Animal Kingdom. Something like that.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

Yeah, you have the Premier Pass anyway.

SPEAKER_00 12:57

On a slow day. Yeah, you probably believe it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:00

I always go clockwise, and sometimes when I want to mix it up, I go counterclockwise.

SPEAKER_00 13:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

To have a different day.

SPEAKER_00 13:05

Yeah.

unknown 13:06

Yeah.

DVC, Club 33, And Luxury Clues

SPEAKER_00 13:09

Right. I know. To do that. Well, in the morning I go clockwise, and in the afternoon I go counterclockwise. 800 bucks a day. 800 bucks a day, why not? Per park. Yeah. Well, it's only 300. What is it, Disneyland?

SPEAKER_01 13:22

I don't even know the price at Disneyland.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

Disneyland is like three. It's both parts. Disneyland is like 400. Because it's both parts. Because it's both parts. Right.

SPEAKER_01 13:29

So you can go, I mean, Disneyland is a place to do it.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

But there's not as many rides with Lightning Lane at Disneyland and California Advanced.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

No, but there's enough where you can just float through.

SPEAKER_00 13:42

It would be one time. A good splurge, I think. Right. Especially on a busy.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

You would think, and this is just off the top of my head, but you would think they could add like all the rides as a Premier Pass option with how many they probably sell a day. Yeah. They could probably sneaky in the front of Peter Pan. Yeah. With how many they have. I don't know how many they sell a day, but they usually sell out a lot. They do. So I don't know how many there is that they sell. I have no idea. My Premier Pass knowledge, I've never purchased one. I thought about it for a second for Animal Kingdom that day. I'm glad I did it because we we left early and wrote Everest three times.

SPEAKER_00 14:16

Yeah. Yeah. That's one, especially now. You don't really there is even the argument that you don't even need multi-pass there. But I still buy multipass because it's 20 bucks and you get to skip all the lines.

SPEAKER_01 14:29

I think hopefully Eli gets my son's going to Animal Kingdom. I hope. Yeah. That's the one he chooses, but hopefully he does that too. My next one wearing this amazing Grand Floridian robe all the time. Oh, yes. That you bought at Grand Floridian that you still wear at home to feel like you're at Disney. Yeah, you have all the merch. I might have to get one of those Disneyland hotel ones anyway, next time I'm there. I want one. Just to have in the house. To wear. Yeah. I have like to feel a little Disney. It's why I watch the walkthrough YouTubes. Yeah. To like it, feel like I'm there because I'm weird. It's a problem, folks.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

Wear it during one of our videos. Our recording.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

We'll have a lounge.

SPEAKER_00 15:09

A Hugh Hefner looking.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

We'll have a lounge day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:12

Have a cigar. Pajama day. Yeah, welcome. Welcome to Cheers Deers.

SPEAKER_01 15:17

With our cigars and Manhattan.

SPEAKER_00 15:21

Sounds good to me.

SPEAKER_01 15:22

I think we might do it. Sounds better than it's not as jokey as. What's your next one?

SPEAKER_00 15:28

It's all expensive paid trips. Okay. It's just you don't think about you, you just go and you do. Just go. You just go and you do. The flights covered. Everything. You don't even have to think about it. Spare no expense expense. It just happens.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

We did that one time. Christy, Julie, and I, and yeah, we paid for it. Yeah. We're not that, we're not those people, but we acted like it for a few days. And yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we suffered through it. That's not gonna happen again.

SPEAKER_00 15:57

You didn't suffer through it, you suffered after it.

SPEAKER_01 16:00

Right.

SPEAKER_00 16:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

Yeah. It was multiple drinks by the pool in the afternoon kind of trip.

SPEAKER_00 16:06

And that adds up. It does add up.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

There's three of them every time.

SPEAKER_00 16:09

Multiple drinks. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:11

Let's go to the tiki room again. Let's go over here again.

SPEAKER_00 16:14

20 bucks a pop. Right.

SPEAKER_01 16:16

Yeah. So my next one is unlimited minivans.

SPEAKER_00 16:20

I have that one too.

SPEAKER_01 16:21

You do nice. I thought that was out there, but that's funny we think alike like that.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

Minivans.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

That is hilarious. You have minivans.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Yep. Minivans is primary. In fact, I was going to do that one to try and cut you off because I had a feeling you had that one when I started looking at it. Minivans is primary transport. So you don't gen pop on the bus. You have the minivan come pick you up and drop you off at the front of the gate.

SPEAKER_01 16:45

That's your main transport.

SPEAKER_00 16:46

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

You might take a skyliner for fun. Yeah. Just because you want to.

SPEAKER_00 16:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

But that's not because I want to get somewhere. It's because I'm chilling. I just want to ride the monorails.

SPEAKER_00 16:55

You want to have the views. Right. You do that for the view.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

I just want to ride the monorails just because.

SPEAKER_00 16:59

And then you don't get off. Right. Because you you don't think that Bob Century is part. This isn't Disney World.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

Why do we leave Disney World? Yeah. Come to this place.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

Well, why are we here?

unknown 17:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 17:11

Okay. Oh, I didn't realize it dropped off poor people. Like, it's poverty transportation. When your jam popped that or when you're uh sugar mama material, sugar daddy material. That's how you think. Oh, cute. Yes, minivans for everything. Love a minivan. Yeah. In fact, that was a great thing we did when we did it. That was a great idea. It was. But even if you're staying at a very large resort, you'll have a minivan come pick you up from your room. If you're really old, let's just say you're a really old sugar mama or a really old sugar daddy. You're staying at Old Key West. You still are. And you're having some pick them up from your room to take you to the lobby in a minivan.

SPEAKER_01 17:55

Yeah. The cool thing about Old Key West is all the rooms are wheelchair accessible. They are.

Premier Passes, Lightning Lane Habits

SPEAKER_00 18:00

Yes. Yes, they are. Yes, they are. What's your next one? You get to do all the things. Special events, like we just talked about, the sweetheart's night. But you do all of those. You do all of those the tours.

SPEAKER_01 18:14

Okay. You do all the meals. All the fancy meals. Yeah. You're going to Disney Channel night. You're hitting Star Wars night.

SPEAKER_00 18:20

Yeah. Like you can have a day where you're just going to go have the fancy sit-down meal, wherever. You know, ease. Right. Or everywhere at Grand Floridian. I love that. Yeah. For all the fancy meals.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

That's a good one. I'm hitting all the nights.

SPEAKER_00 18:37

And then, yeah, you're hitting all the nights. I like that. All the extended evenings.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

All the extended evenings. That's what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_00 18:43

And you're not going during the day. You're just gonna wait and go that evening. Right. Like you might go to Gwendolyn Rogers for lunch.

SPEAKER_01 18:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

For tea. You're gonna go to Gwendolyn Rogers to go do the tea.

SPEAKER_01 18:55

Oh tea service.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

Which is a hundred and something dollars.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

And then go have a night.

SPEAKER_00 18:59

And then go have a night at Epcot or wherever. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

Nice. Okay, good. My next one is to get to know all your fellow Club 33 members.

SPEAKER_00 19:08

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 19:10

Oh hey, Steve.

SPEAKER_00 19:11

Hey, Tom Hanks.

SPEAKER_01 19:14

Haven't seen you. Steve Shimi.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

Haven't seen you in like three weeks.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

Right.

SPEAKER_00 19:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:20

You had the salmon last night?

SPEAKER_00 19:21

All the fancy. Yes. The salmon. It yeah, it looked good.

SPEAKER_01 19:25

It did. Club 33 reminds me of the Saturday Night Live Five Timers Club. Yes. That's how I envisioned it. Since I've never been inside. I imagine walking and seeing Steve Martin's smoking jacket. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 19:37

Everybody, everybody there is in a smoking jacket. Right. I wonder if they had let you in a smoking jacket. They should. Right. It makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 19:45

Make your own Club 33 members smoking jacket where we're at the park.

SPEAKER_00 19:49

Yeah. Five timer. You can put five timer underneath. See if anybody understands that. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 19:55

That's funny.

SPEAKER_00 19:56

Yeah. Okay, what else do you have there for benefits?

SPEAKER_01 19:59

Every morning starts with a character breakfast.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

It's just your regular. You don't know different.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:05

This is what I do.

SPEAKER_00 20:06

Your eggs are served by Mickey. Right. And that's it. Your eggs are served by Mickey. They know who you are.

SPEAKER_01 20:12

He actually serves.

SPEAKER_00 20:13

He needs to bring you your eggs.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

Yes. So I almost put every breakfast with Mickey. But there are so many other character breakfasts. You can do like the Animal Kingdom. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:23

With Tusker House. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

Chip and Dale, I think they're there.

SPEAKER_00 20:27

Yeah. So you can do those.

SPEAKER_01 20:28

And they're all dressed up in their safari outfits. Right. Yeah. Another one I have is you can throw away your massage gun. Oh, yeah. Because you have a masseuse come to your room. Yeah. Massage your feet at night.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

Yes. And in the morning when you wake up and you're all kind of stiff and you can't move. Right. Yeah. You got something to stretch you.

SPEAKER_01 20:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

Get you going in the morning.

SPEAKER_01 20:47

They open a mess. They have a special little massage area just for you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:51

And there's no Keurig in the room. You're having them bring you in your fancy coffee.

SPEAKER_01 20:59

You have butter service, the guy coming with a towel on his arm.

SPEAKER_00 21:03

So are there Mr.

SPEAKER_01 21:05

Aaron?

SPEAKER_00 21:06

Because they did away during COVID with room service at the resorts, at least in Disney World. They used to do room service. And it seemed like they brought it back at one place, but I can't remember where.

SPEAKER_01 21:20

I don't know because I don't look at that stuff because we're not in the rooms. I haven't looked for a menu in the room to see what we're doing.

SPEAKER_00 21:25

No, and I've never done that either. I just I have seen and heard that on other videos.

SPEAKER_01 21:30

They did deliver us so much coffee when I asked.

SPEAKER_00 21:32

They did. They loaded you up to the city.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

They gave us like two Keurig pods in the room, and I need more than that. Yeah. I live off coffee at Disney. And so they brought me a whole we asked the desk for more pods. They gave us like 40. We got a Costco box.

SPEAKER_00 21:48

Yeah. That would be funny. Because if you're a major DVC owner, uh huh, you know the DVC the totes that you can you sign up, you've got all kinds of fancy items. In those totes. Like literally all of your clothing. I think I should just get a tote before I'm a DVC member. And have a just to have a tote. Deliver it to your room. Uh-huh. And all of your you have a full set of clothes in the tote. You just keep your Disney stuff. Yeah. Shoes, all your toiletries, all your extras. They're just waiting there for you. So you don't have to bring luggage. No. At all. That's great.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

I've actually tote idea is perfect.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

Yeah. I thought if I win enough, that would be a good use of the tote of just having your Disney clothes sitting there waiting for you.

SPEAKER_01 22:32

Christy would love if I had a tote and not all my Disney stuff in the closet. Yeah. She rolls her eyes at all my Disney stuff all the time. Nicely. Lovingly. Yeah. Because it's a Valentine's Day episode. Yes. Okay. You have more? I don't have any more. Okay, I have one more. You look forward to your reunion with your friends from that trip you took around the world to all the Disney parks.

SPEAKER_00 22:56

To all the Disney parks.

SPEAKER_01 22:57

You have a chat group? Yeah. With the people you went on that 24-day trip with.

SPEAKER_00 23:02

Yeah. And finding out when they're going to be at different parks.

SPEAKER_01 23:04

So if you don't know, Disney offers it's over$100,000 now, probably. Yeah. It starts. It was$100,000 a couple years ago. Yeah. That's probably like$120,000, I would bet. For a 24-day trip around the world to every Disney park. Yes. Plus like Indian Egypt.

SPEAKER_00 23:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:22

On the Icelandic air. Yeah. And you fly a private jet.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

Is it a private jet?

SPEAKER_01 23:28

Private jet. You have your own seat in the jet. You leave your stuff on the jet.

SPEAKER_00 23:32

That would make sense for them to do something like that with because if yeah, let's say there's 20 people just to charter a jet for that specific purpose.

Concierge Life And Transport Upgrades

SPEAKER_01 23:42

Yeah, it's one of the jets they use for national geographic tours. Oh. Because Disney owns that. Uh-huh. Oh. And they fly around the world. And it's like$100,000, and you go to every park. And plus, the one I listened to the podcast from the lady that went, they also went to Skywalker Ranch. Oh. When they were in California. Yeah, and they just you just fly around the world and go to all the parks.

SPEAKER_00 24:03

Yeah. And I imagine you could do a lot of adventure by Disney.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:09

Those trips. Perfect. Those are benefits. That's our benefits. And we have duties. Duties of the sugar baby. What do you do to sugar babies to be a good little sugar baby? And some of them have been negated by kind of what where we've gone with this. But for mine, the first one, you're the chief churro fetcher. Ooh. Like, say you walk back to Disneyland Hotel and Sugar Mama, Sugar Daddy's like, oh, I meant to grab a churro on our way out. Yeah, you're walking back to the park and you're getting that churro for them.

SPEAKER_01 24:44

With not even blinking an eye.

SPEAKER_00 24:45

Not even blinking an eye. Go. You are the servant of the trip.

SPEAKER_01 24:50

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 24:50

You got to do the thing. I have one like that. Or if you're not into churros, boy, I wish I'd grab some beignets before I left. Right. They're going back to get the beignets.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

You want a Mickey beignet or you want jazz kitchen? I'm feeling Mickey beignets. I'm going to the parks then. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

Yeah. Heading back into the park. I'm there.

SPEAKER_01 25:09

Yeah. I've got mobile. You might have a mobile order? You don't care? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 25:12

Okay. Well, that way they're hot and ready when you get there. I'll get there.

SPEAKER_01 25:15

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Easy. Yeah. Okay. My first one's shopping duties. Okay. And this is knowing, this is researching, knowing all the new spirit jerseys, all the new lounge flies that are coming out. Yep. And you have a sixth sense of what the other person wants. And like you know that the new beauty in the beast or maleficent lounge fly is right up their alley.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

And you just grab it. And like when a new pin is out and they want that new pin. Oh, yep. And you're the one going and waiting in line for it. If they ever went back to the lines and there's a six-hour line for a figment popcorn bucket, yeah, you're waiting six hours in line.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

With again, without blinking an eye.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

Without blinking an eye.

SPEAKER_01 25:54

Just do it.

SPEAKER_00 25:55

Yeah. You just do it. Your next one. You're the one who gets up early 60 days in advance to make the dining reservations. And I understand, like, there's concierge and all that. You're in charge of making that happen.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

I think I can speak for you too.

SPEAKER_00 26:10

That's the most enjoyable one. I know. I love doing that. So 60 days in advance making the dining reservations, and then I also have seven days in advance to make the lightning lane selections. That's just fun. Because it it means you're, oh, I'm 60 days away from my trip. Oh, I'm seven days away from my trip. It just helps build that excitement. That's so funny. Yeah. Love making the dining reservations and just sitting there and trying to get everything really fast. Yeah. Love that part of the trip. Right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:46

So my next one is without blinking the eye again, you're a willing line placeholder. Yeah. So she can just catch up to her party. Yep. You're you just stand in line. They can do whatever they want. You stand in line, and then you text them. Yeah. Like for two minutes. I need to catch them up on my party. Yeah, I need to catch up.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

Yeah. Yep. And that's even in the standby or the lightning link here. But still. Right.

SPEAKER_01 27:13

They're waiting two minutes max.

SPEAKER_00 27:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:16

They're up there.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

They're off wandering, doing some shopping, then all of a sudden they get the text.

SPEAKER_01 27:20

And research would be good to know where they can pop in the line too.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:24

A good, like, a good zig to the zag to get in there. It zigs around. You can zag right in.

SPEAKER_00 27:29

So I was thinking about that is the Radiator Springs Racers. That's a real big one for people to. Oh, I got to catch up to my group.

unknown 27:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

Yeah. Walk. If you ever have to catch up to your group, walk up the single rider line or the lightning lane line to at least cut that pushing through people in half. Because, yeah, that's just embarrassing. Yeah. And to not know that, that's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

I'd be embarrassed if I was with those people that are like in a group of 11 that do it.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Oh, yeah. Getting caught up to the one person. Right.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

Or there's no person.

SPEAKER_00 28:06

Yeah. They just stop at a yeah, that happens a little too much. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:10

But we're not negative because it's Valentine's Day.

SPEAKER_00 28:12

It's Valentine's Day. And we want how to make the best of your trip. So my next one. Yeah. You never get your trip. Oh, okay. This is about you gotta keep them happy. Right. So if you really love Expedition Everest and they don't, you're not writing Expedition Everest.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

I agree with that.

SPEAKER_01 28:33

But as someone who's married to a Disney indifferent, yeah, I always get my trip and I let Christy get her trip too. Yeah. It's figured out.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

It's figured out. And you'll have to figure that out. Right. But it's a dance. If push comes to show, it's a dance. You're not getting your trip, they're getting theirs. Right. That's true. You just have to remember that.

SPEAKER_01 28:53

That's something I'll never. I'd fail at that one so off. That's the most I'd fail, I think. Giving them their trip. Just totally 100%. Yeah. No holes barred their trip with me doing nothing I want to do. Oh, I know. The whole time.

SPEAKER_00 29:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

The way we want to do Fantasyland for three days.

SPEAKER_00 29:09

I want to ride Small World.

SPEAKER_01 29:11

Small World and Dumbo.

SPEAKER_00 29:12

Three times in a row. I'm cool with Dumbo. Small world.

SPEAKER_01 29:15

That's all.

SPEAKER_00 29:16

But that's all.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:17

That's all.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

That would be rough. Right. You become a professional Disney photographer. The filters, the way the light hits their face, their good side. Yeah. Where they like to take a picture. You get the right picture of the castle. You get people to move out of the way. So you can take that right picture without taking people out of the photo later.

SPEAKER_00 29:37

And you're the go-between if the photographer is there in the park. Yeah. You're the one who says, Oh, yeah, we'll do this. You know what they want. So that they can just stand there looking pretty and getting their picture taken. Yeah. With the holding up figment. Right. Or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 29:54

Yeah.

Signature Meals, Events, And Clubs

SPEAKER_00 29:55

Whatever it takes. So this is the last one. Okay. Is you it's not really a duty. It's just the experience of being a sugar baby. The tap can be cut off at any time, and you have to mentally prepare. Right. That could just come to an end. And that's rough to carry that stress. It is. Because you're in the happiest place on earth, but you got that stress of like tomorrow it could be all over. Yep. Yeah. Wow. And you gotta go find another one. You gotta go stand out in front of Victoria and Alberts and try to catch another person coming out by themselves. Because this is a temporary situation. It is. The sugar baby, sugar. They always are.

SPEAKER_01 30:34

Right. Not that I know from experience, but that's my guess. My next one is kind of what you had, your first one was uh being a resort pool boy. Yeah. Like all the needs. You know the drinks they like. Yeah. You find that perfect chair. Yes. They want to sit out, you go save two chairs right away. The perfect spot. Yeah. Get there early. She's still up in the room. Uh-huh. Hanging out. You go down and find that perfect chair. Or the drink, get it going. Yeah. She just comes down.

SPEAKER_00 31:02

Just have everything all ready to go. Towels laid out. Uh-huh. Yeah. Disneyland hotel robe. Drinks, the whole kit and caboodle. Yep. If they need a churro laying there as well, or some other little snack. Some popcorn. You got it. You're on top of it. It's there. It's there. New the wins.

SPEAKER_01 31:20

And my last one is just being the emotional support of them spending all their money. Yeah. Of them what they want to do. Being the emotional support when they're shopping. Like, yeah. Oh, that would look great on you.

SPEAKER_00 31:30

Yes. That would sound like so much fun. Right. I'm amazed you're able to find these things. Yes. These tours.

SPEAKER_01 31:36

Just totally 100%. Everything they do is the best. It's the best ever. It's the best thing ever. Nothing could be better. I love a spirit jersey. Yes. That's the best one. That haunted mansion spirit jersey. You need it. You maybe two. This would round out your collection. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:53

Or the lounge fly.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

If you follow these tips, you've got I think this is a good guide. I mean, we did this for fun.

SPEAKER_00 32:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:01

But now I'm thinking this would work.

SPEAKER_00 32:03

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

And this is supposed to be for humor, but I think we just did a total this is like a self-help book.

SPEAKER_00 32:08

Yeah. So if you met any of those identifiers and you're out there listening and you're looking for a sugar baby, and you are a Disney sugar mama, you can reach out to us at Cheers to Ears, the number two, ears one at Outlook.com.

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