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EP 49- Wiping, Bowing, and Other Awkward Moments of Human Connection
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Dive into a hilarious and eye-opening exploration of global etiquette practices that might save you from committing a cultural faux pas on your next international adventure. From Japan's intricate bowing customs to Kenya's surprising spitting rituals, we unpack how simple gestures can carry profoundly different meanings across cultures.
The conversation takes unexpected turns as we share shockingly honest confessions about bathroom habits and personal hygiene practices that will have you laughing and cringing in equal measure. Our raw, unfiltered discussion reveals how even the most private routines reflect cultural differences and universal human experiences.
We then venture into the shadowy woods of American folklore to investigate the legend of the Melon Heads – mysterious, deformed humanoids said to lurk in the forests of Ohio, Michigan, and Connecticut. Examining the varying origin stories and eyewitness accounts, we contemplate whether these tales reflect genuine cryptid sightings or cautionary stories warning against venturing too deep into the unknown.
The episode reaches fascinating depths when we explore the psychology behind subliminal advertising – how colors, hidden imagery, and strategic repetition subtly influence consumer behavior without conscious awareness. From the red and yellow of fast food logos triggering hunger to hidden messages in Disney films, we uncover the psychological tactics employed to shape our desires and decisions.
Whether you're a curious traveler, psychology enthusiast, folklore fan, or someone who appreciates authentic conversation without filters, this episode delivers unexpected insights about how we connect, communicate, and occasionally completely misunderstand each other across cultural divides.
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Episode Introduction and Catch Up
Speaker 1Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I see death. Welcome Cosmic Cole family. It's your co-host. Y'all you hear my boy Reverence what?
Speaker 2it. Do everybody. It's your boy Reverence, hey, haha. Back at it again. Another one, and another one, and another one and 48 more. We're back at it 48,000 more. I think this is episode 48, 48, 49, something like that. We're almost at 50. Round of applause. Shawty, make that ass clap.
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Speaker 1A three. They're talking to you. They ain't talking to you. No, I'm, you can like. Enter it Like, if they can like. If there's a dude out there, just whenever we ask that question, he just pauses it.
Speaker 2Holy shit, you got a white hair, I got a white hair Nah.
Speaker 1Hold up. Hold up. Who looked at Hold on? Do I got? A white hair for real Hold on, I got to get a video, hold on, take a picture.
Speaker 2Hold on, hold this man. Look like he had age on him today. Ya esta viejo, ya esta viejon. But I had like three at one point. Ya bajo el estres Masturbate or something.
Speaker 1I bet that's the problem.
Speaker 2Damn that thing. Pop out bro.
Speaker 1God damn that motherfucker out that motherfucker silver, that motherfucker got enchantment on it. Ho ho, silver Fox, ah, dude, you see, y'all see, y'all see aging, aging like fine wine. Hey, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 2That's my fear. Right there, bro, I'm going to age like a fucking raisin bro.
Speaker 1Bro, that's what I feel like I'm going to like.
Speaker 2It's all going to catch up. It's going to catch up. Yeah, it's going to catch up.
Speaker 1Just one day I'm going to wake up. I'm going to be looking like Master Roshi, bro, just, I'm going to come out with the cane. For some reason, there's going to be a turtle shell on my back.
Speaker 2A turtle shell. Why did he have a turtle shell? Oh, that's one of his moves that, oh for, I don't know. I really don't know much about dragon ball don't socialize that it's.
Speaker 1They explain it. I really didn't see the early ones like that well, when we were seeing it I was still little, so then it really didn't get grabs the concept of it if you could watch dragon ball z from an early age, chronologically, like in chronological order.
Speaker 2But you, you a man, man bro, wait what you mean I could never watch the show I could never like like in the Cell Saga, and then the next minute they're fighting Frieza, or they're like in the Majin Buu Saga. I'm like what the hell is going on? He was just charging up a spirit bomb. Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1What you mean, what you mean.
Speaker 2Like I could never watch, like for next Friday or some shit for the next episode. We'd never tune in on that time. Something always came up, oh okay, I see what you're saying Uncle, and I always wanted to watch some novellas soap operas.
Speaker 1You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you right on that. Yeah, you right on that. Yeah, that really how it used to be.
Speaker 2Huh, it was so tough, bro. The only one that I could get close to doing that with was naruto, growing up watching when they had, when they had the new episodes coming out every year. What is it? Every friday, every thursday, uh-huh, that, and because, uh, the man, the man, uh, one of my, oh, oh well, one of my friends, uh he would always talk about that, naruto every day 24 7.
Speaker 2This man said I got the mangas from the library, let me see those he's like. Why are you reading it like that? You got to read the other way, dang, how to put it on, bro, that's right, brother, and nobody knew.
Speaker 1Back then, bro, and nobody knew, but you really couldn't just Google that shit. Right, you really just mainly because you didn't have a computer, but you really just couldn't Google that shit, life was different. Back then, life was good. Back then, bro, it was so simple.
Speaker 2No bills.
Speaker 1No responsibility, no work. Start twitching my Damn. What the fuck was that? No work again.
Speaker 2I can go to sleep at four in the morning and there be no repercussions.
Speaker 1Right, wake up, still rested, right wake up still rested, keep going, rested, you, rested. You got enough energy for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2Keep going, rest it, you, rest it, you got enough energy for the rest of the day, Ain't no damn way bro.
Speaker 1Ain't no damn way I miss a day. Now. I don't sleep, boy. I'm feeling that shit in the morning, bro. Oh, that shit start hurting, bro. You wake up Body aching. But I woke up that day so, my bad man, I was massaging my shoulder. It was like late at night.
Speaker 2I had taken some gummies.
Speaker 1So I was like my whole body was feeling relaxed and I was there stretching, you know, popping. I popped my hip, I popped my back. I was feeling good. I was like I wonder if I can pop my shoulder. So I started massaging it. Right, I started massaging it, but I felt I felt like the tendon that was like, that was like messed up, like that was out of place. I pulled that bitch back, so I raised my arm and started.
Speaker 1When I pulled it right and I pulled it and it popped, it popped and locked back in and, like I could feel, because it, bro, my shoulder was like damage, damage, right, but it feels good I feel like I actually got like like it feels normal, like this now.
Speaker 2so, bro, I just lay there I passed out after that, bro, it hurt I passed out, I passed out right, the pain, the pain and the satisfaction of it like actually going back, passed out, woke up the next morning, that's something basically was hurting, bro. Ain't that how it usually goes?
Speaker 1yeah, that's bro, it was one of the sharpest pain I felt, like it hurt more than the first time I hurt, like actually it felt like that, like when I damaged it the first time. That's exactly how I felt, bro, but I can like, because I used to click. Now I can just move my arm, bro.
Speaker 2Damn.
Speaker 1One more, one more of those sessions. I'm going to fix everything.
Speaker 2We'll say one more session popping up.
Speaker 1That shit was good, though. How was your week, bro? What'd you do?
Speaker 2Damn Bro. I haven't done much bro. I've just been busy trying to catch up on so much stuff, bro, trying to get quotes for things, and I got too much going on, bro. This shit's stressing me out a little bit, I about feel like I got that gray hair coming in.
Speaker 1I feel like that gray hair.
Speaker 2That's exactly how I feel, Nah, but I guess this is like good problems to have. I guess you know. Okay, okay, less to have these problems. I guess, okay, okay, but I haven't really been doing much, just working. Working a lot, yeah, but we pulled that 17-hour shift. Yesterday I said Damn.
Speaker 1What time did you pull back up?
Speaker 2I got home like at 12-something. After I got out of the shower and everything, it was like 1-something, didn't go to bed until like 2. Went back to work the next day, bro, you got to keep going. No matter how hard it gets, you got to keep going. All right, that's's 14.99. I'm each and every one of y'all that heard this episode. Y'all can venmo me at uh, at uh. That last episode. I had me cracking up, bro, when I was listening to it.
Speaker 1But yeah, I had me cracking up, bro, and then I'm gonna. I'm gonna formally apologize to everybody that heard me read last week because I don't know what the fuck was going on. Well, I couldn't, I cannot read, but I heard myself reading read last week Because I don't know what the fuck was going on. I cannot read, but I heard myself reading no, bro, it's not.
Speaker 2I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1I don't know if my vocal cords get tired towards the end. I don't know if my mouth just starts giving up, bro, but I was reading fine at the beginning. Towards the end I didn't even understand what I was saying myself. I don't know what I was saying myself, but sometimes I can, I can't, I can't listen back like okay, so this, this is what I was trying to say, whatever, not not this time. But I was like I went back. I was like what the fuck was I trying to say here? What?
Speaker 1like I understand that's all I heard I understood you bro oh yeah, you can understand me, but I couldn't understand myself, because I realized you answered something that I said and you just kept going.
Speaker 2Uh-huh, and I was like whoa, when did you?
Speaker 1say that I was like what the fuck did? I say this? I was like shit. I listened back to it. Yeah, kind of the mumble sounded like it.
Speaker 2yeah, yeah he was out of it.
Speaker 1I don't know what. I'm going to try to read better today.
Speaker 2I don't. You're learning how to read English isn't my first language. If anybody from the government agency is listening to this, it is our first language. We love America, deaf to commies, lord listen.
Speaker 1I went to public school.
Speaker 2You can't get more American than that.
Speaker 1There was 40 kids in the classroom. One teacher, no teacher.
Speaker 240 kids in the classroom One teacher, no teacher assistant, no teacher assistant. But what was I going to say? The previous episode. I liked that one too. It was really good bro.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's it. Y'all should go check it out. Y'all should go check it out If y'all haven't listened to it. Listen to that one first and then come back to this one.
Speaker 2Come back to this very moment. At 10.05,.
Speaker 1Come back to this very moment. Because you know there are some crazy people out there just listening backwards, even though it doesn't really matter because there's not a lot to give up. Unless for that one episode, we had the two.
Speaker 2Oh, the two-parters, the two-parters.
Speaker 1That was about it, but that's how I used to listen to them too Backwards, yeah, but now I've changed my settings till we go from the oldest to the newest.
Speaker 2Okay, I like listening podcasts from the oldest to the newest because then I like to say how they started and they always sound so uh, I wouldn't say cringy, but like unexperienced they sound some people.
Speaker 1Some people. They sound like us, they, they sound like we do 50 episodes in already. They usually learn by the 20th.
Speaker 2Right, they usually got sponsors by 20. We're still working on it. Yeah, the episode was good and everything. There was a oh okay, the vocal coach. Because we said vocal coaches, I realized I was like what are we talking about? Vocal coaches? We're not vocal coaches. Life coaches, Life coaches, we're life coaches, life coaches, life coaches.
Speaker 1We're life coaches for your life. Still same price.
Speaker 2Still, don't worry, same price, just different title we're not here to train you how to sing right they call us let me get it.
Speaker 1Oh, let me get it. This ain't what I paid for. Yeah, don't ever call me again.
Speaker 2He calls you about his life problems and then you're over here like Now you're not hitting it right.
Speaker 1Just imagine, bro, we're gonna start teaching people how to. It is just how to sing right. Vocal coach.
Speaker 2Vocal coach is just the same right.
Speaker 1I'll teach you how to sing like.
Speaker 2Or I don't think it's how to speak, though I won't. That would be a speaking coach, I would think I would think I would think Right, I really don't know, y'all let us know, right, I really, y'all let us know.
Speaker 1Y'all do the research, y'all let us know.
Speaker 2But yeah, how was your? What about your week? Uneventful.
Speaker 1Not just plain.
Speaker 2Just boring.
Speaker 1I, I had yeah, just working, I had stuff to do, I was just helping mom and stuff like that. Yeah, that was about it. I thought I had cleared the allergies, because when it was all pollen and everything, I really didn't have allergies and then towards the end of it, that bitch was kicking my ass. Well, I think it's after I started fixing my mom's floor and I got underneath it and everything. I didn't wear a mask, but after that, myuses.
Speaker 2My throat, my ears.
Speaker 1Damn it sound. I sound like I'm in a, I'm under the, I'm under the sea, like that's how. That's how I sound.
Speaker 2That's how I sound Under the water. Yeah, there you go, I'm under the water.
Speaker 1That's how I sound, but I just but shit. It's annoying. I haven't had allergies in forever. Damn that shit, that shit. I haven't had allergies in forever. This shit is annoying, bro. I haven't had to deal with them, bitches.
Speaker 2We got some. What's that Allergy medicine, Benny? No, no, no. Well, I don't think we have Benadryl.
Speaker 1I took a Benny the other day. Let me tell you what happened. What'd the hat man say? I woke up late, Bro. I took one. Last night I took one last night.
Speaker 2I took one last night because I was just.
Speaker 1I kept on scratching my throat and like With what Paws? With what you mean? Paws Kept on having me scratching my throat, paws, and then, like my ears, started itching. It was like you know, when it start itching, I be doing that.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, with your finger, and then I started getting cuteness, but I knew it was not good for you.
Speaker 1Started getting cuteness and fucking with it, bro, because, bro, that itch was, and then I had to keep on sneezing, but it was driving me Like. I was like Like I was just like over the sink Like bro. Bro, dogs just looking at me, fuck, what would this dude right here, three in the morning, body looking like a whole, like a whole, uh hat man, shadow person just doing some crazy shit, bro, just hacking over the sink, bro. So I was like bro, fuck it bro. I took a bandage, bro. I forgot the effects of a bandage, but I woke up.
Speaker 1Okay, so there was a for the kitchen just passed out on top of the cactus. There wasn't a time I had to go to work, but I pulled up at work at 1.
Speaker 2And after ain't no damn way, bruh, Ain't no damn way, I wouldn't even have pulled up bruh.
Speaker 1It was just a cult that I had to do, man, I had to do other stuff, but I ain't had a time limit for that other stuff I had to do. So, bro, I was just bro. I woke up. I was like, oh damn, I'm sorry that my energy is gone. I was like, oh shit, damn, stepped out back to it. As soon as I stepped out, bro, I was good inside the house. As soon as I stepped out, took the doggies out and everything I saw, tom, I said Jesus bro. I said, oh well, oh well, we ball. And just by walking around, just letting them use the bathroom, bro, my ears started itching again. Damn bro, fuck that shit bro. So I went and got some Sertec. There you go. I was about to say some Zyrtec. So hopefully I'm not, I don't get drowsy. Well, not drowsy, I just don't pass out or make me sleepy while recording or anything like that.
Speaker 2Okay, no, that's cool, bro, that's cool.
Speaker 1But yeah, apart from that, that's as eventful as it got Damn.
Speaker 2He forgot to mention. Well, he kind of mentioned it, but we uh, me and my girlfriend, had gifted uh yago frb a new cactus oh yeah, I didn't say last time I literally just gave it to you before last episode. Well, we already had the episode done, no you?
Speaker 1had. Huh yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right. Little little. Oh, it's because y'all got my snapchat. That's what it is, bro. You gotta tell him what y' that's right, that's right, that's right. Little little, oh, it's because y'all got my Snapchat. That's what it is, bro. You got to tell them what your. Snapchat is Bro that's what it is. Let me tell y'all, bro, because I told y'all wrong last time.
Speaker 2Yeah, Last time I told y'all about my old ass. Snapchat. Hold on, hold. Diabolical, damn bro. I had that crazy hair, it's just.
Speaker 1King Kai, ricky, king Kai, ricky. Spell it out for him, ricky. K-i-n-g. I'm about to do it like them. Spell me K-I-N-G-K-A-I-R-I-C-K-Y, but it's just K-I-N-G-K-A-I-R-I-C-K-Y, why I?
Speaker 2think that's it.
Speaker 1I think that's it hold up. I never seen this big emoji. I can put a carhartt hat on my dude. She safe, all right, my fault, y'all y'all be sure to follow.
Speaker 2Uh, I get easily distracted. Follow him on snapchat so y'all can see all the tomfoolery he gets into.
Speaker 1But yeah, I got a little. I named it wobble fit. It's a nice little cactus, nice little cactus. Let me show y'all for the listeners. It's about Yeha, about this. There, you feel me, and then it's. Y'all know what Wubble Fit looks like? That's what it reminds me of.
Speaker 2As soon as I seen it, I spoke to you. That's it. The cactus looked at you with a deep ass voice. Hello King, god, ricky.
Speaker 1My name is Wobblefoot Wobblefoot. So yeah, that thing lived, bro, but I don't know. I left it on the table right now and I opened up a window so it can get some sunlight, but I need to transfer it. I forgot I gotta transfer it to a pot, because I got that, that little thing, so now I gotta go get get a pot to put on that to, to put it in there you don't have a pot, go, they got.
Speaker 2Well, I don't know how fancy you want to get no, I'm just gonna go to dollar general. Yeah, I was about to say go to dollar dollar general dollar tree dollar 25 because I showed my sister.
Speaker 1She's like you don't got it. You don't got it in the pot. I was like there's this little thing. She's like no, you need a pot for it. She's like this is what I told you, this is what I told you. You can't take care of shit. I was like my bad.
Speaker 2She said Damn what cactus is that. That's a nice cactus. Let me hold on to it. Yonk.
Speaker 1Yonk Hers, the one I had bought that one looking nice. It's looking nice because she has it. I ain't going to do that now. What'd she say about this one? Oh, she said it looks nice.
Speaker 2I was going to take a picture and put it on Instagram, because we need to start posting more on Instagram. I don't got shit on Instagram, I haven't been posting on YouTube, I've been slacking, but that's my fault, bro. Too much shit, too much. Man can only take but so much. Man's busy. Man's busy, right, he a busy bee. There's only but so much hours in a day 24ths will be exact. And I use all 25 of them. But yeah, that's pretty much it, bro, let's go ahead and get into this episode.
Speaker 1All right, all right, we don't want to lose all our listeners.
Speaker 2Please come back. Come back, we're about to get good For anybody who's listening.
Cultural Etiquette Around the World
Speaker 1that didn't want to listen to us talk. Tune in to this time, that 10 that we said earlier. Tune in to 1909. This is when we'll start talking 1912.
Speaker 2They say, oh thanks guys, don. They said, oh, thanks guys, don't listen to all the fucking banter. All right, so to start off this subject, let them know what we're going to talk about.
Speaker 1Yeah, you want to talk about pokeballs and different kinds. I'm just playing while I talk about etiquette, that's right around the world different forms of etiquette really just just different class. Just just you gotta be good, good mannered and some bad man and stuff that you can do, also without you even noticing, without you even knowing what you're doing to insult these people right.
Speaker 2Like that's crazy though. Like like how you have the western culture, asian culture, uh, the culture in europe I don't even know how to explain it. Just like different areas, like in different countries and everything. Simple things can have a deep meaning, just like shaking someone's hand or or, or kissing someone when you first see him but you shake it passionately.
Speaker 1You shake that hand with the wrong hand though right.
Speaker 2That's why now you're dead now you're dead. That's why anytime somebody tries and shake my hand, I I give them my left hand.
Speaker 1That's how I always shake hands.
Speaker 2I just do my dance, all right. So today we're going to be talking about, like we said, different types of etiquettes from different areas. Let me go ahead and start you off with the well-known normal one that everybody should know Japan Okay, bowing Okay. And start you off with the well-known normal one that everybody should know japan okay, bowing okay. So the history of bowing in japan traces back to the introduction of buddhism from china in the sixth century. Did you know that? Yeah, you, I in fact did not. Did you know that monks bowed as a sign of respect and humility?
Speaker 2this huh, oh my god you said no, just joking. This filtered into samurai culture, bushido, I think, as they say, where social rank and humility were paramount. So japan is like a high context culture. Non-verbal cues matter okay pretty much like they'll get you with that. They won't even just pull up to me, they'll just bow for you. I mean bow to you or whatever.
Speaker 2Um, it's pretty much like bowing replaces spoken acknowledgement in many cases, such as like apologies, thanks and greetings like instead of saying, hey, how you doing, you do you need I mean, I'm sure they do still do it, like some people maybe the younger culture, but not the older culture, maybe they'll go up to, and then they're just like you know, okay, okay and then each bow.
Speaker 2I mean there's like different forms of bow. You know you got like holy shit. Okay. You know you got the slight bow like maybe 15 degrees, 15 degree bow, it's just like for casual greetings. Medium bows is like 30, 30 degrees. Yeah, that's like the business Formal setting people. Like you know every time you see Like a Japanese show or movies or whatever.
Speaker 1Motherfucking the suit.
Speaker 2Yeah, the dude the Yakuza's in suits, bro, okay, okay 30 degree, 30 degree, 30 degree okay. Now, if you go 45 and plus, that's when you're apologizing to people. Mmm, okay, that's when you start apologizing.
Speaker 1The deeper the bow the sincere the apology. I go in the deep, I'm on something I don't do.
Speaker 2Whole nose in the tank bro.
Speaker 1I just bought my spot. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2I've seen that some people they don't do it anymore but they will literally just drop on the ground and then have their forehead touching the ground like that. Okay, I have seen that in movies before. Yeah, like in movies, but they just drop on the ground and then have their forehead touching ground like that okay, I have seen that in like, oh, like in movies before.
Speaker 1Yeah, like a movie. But don't, don't, don't, do that no more, because people don't like when you do it.
Speaker 2At least from the video I saw they were talking about people don't like when you do it, because if someone sees someone doing that to you, it's probably like a sign of you being a bully to them or something like that oh shit, okay. Or like you're trying to embarrass them, or something like that. You go all the way there, no, no, no, like say I did it to you, right. Uh-huh, in front of the public. Uh-huh, people are walking by like can you believe that?
Speaker 2guy made him get on Like people will jump to conclusions and stuff like that.
Speaker 1Okay, in the public setting. How about in the private setting?
Speaker 2No, in the private setting, that's different.
Speaker 1Okay, that's okay in the private setting.
Speaker 2In the private setting, okay, but I mean it's okay, but you don't got to do all that.
Speaker 1Okay, but that's just like an extreme, that's like the furthest. But a regular, what'd you say? A regular, what you say? A regular 30 or 45 Would be good enough. 45, 45 would be Be good enough.
Speaker 2If you wanna say my fault, jit In Japanese language Bow, bow, 45 degrees Plus, plus 90 degrees. If you want 180, fuck it. Fuck it 360, 360.
Speaker 2You disappear, you just turn into To a black hole, you disappear you just you, just despawn um, another thing that they do is they remove shoes. Okay, so in historic, I mean in traditional japan, japanese homes, uh, tatame mats, which is just like woven straw floors, were common, so shoes could damage or dirty them. Homes became a spiritual, and dirt from the outside world, especially from water or death, was considered spiritually polluting, pretty much like they don't want you getting there.
Speaker 1Yeah, get the house. You bring all the bombs and everything.
Speaker 2It's not good, you're putting it all over the house. So, that's why they put the doors I mean the shoes on the outside or like right at the entryway, because you know like they will come in, have the shoes right there and then they have that step, that little step yeah, then you get on there.
Speaker 1Low key, that go hard, I ain't gonna lie. That whole that setup right there, right, that's a classic Because it's not just the homes.
Speaker 2They do it in the temples, schools and traditional inns and they sometimes give you like and you have like indoor shoes or indoor slippers that they wear inside your home or inside schools or temples and stuff like that, but can you walk around barefooted, or is that? I'm sure at home you could. I don't see why you'd walk around barefooted like at a school or something. I don't think you would. Okay, I don't know. I ain't from y'all, from Japan.
Speaker 1Let us know, let us know, let us know.
Speaker 2Another thing that they do is like Kind of like tipping, like they said. I've seen that too. Yep, what is it? What was it about tipping? It's like a sign of like.
Speaker 1It was like a Disrespect, because it's like disrespect, because it's like you're showing, you're acting like they don't get paid enough, or something like that, if I'm not mistaken. It's like you being above them or something like that it was something like that.
Speaker 2I had it on here, but I don't know where to crack my note when but yeah, you're not something like that.
Speaker 1I've seen it.
Speaker 2I've seen that one too but uh, what you got, what places you got. My fault, y'all my fault yo Okay.
Speaker 1So in Kenya there's the Masai tribe, who spits as a form of affection, good luck or reverence. A father will spit on his daughter when she is married to bring good luck and prosperity. They also spit on newborn babies to keep it safe from harm and curses.
Speaker 2Spit on the whole baby.
Speaker 1Spit on the whole baby. So their whole idea, holy shit. Yeah, I was about to do the same thing.
Speaker 2I didn't want to do it spit on the whole baby spit on the whole baby, but so their whole idea.
Speaker 1Holy shit, but it's yeah, I was about to do the same thing, but I didn't want to do it.
Speaker 1I feel like I was actually going to go ask some stuff come up spit on that baby so it's actually pretty cool over there, cause well, at least that concept, cause the spit is not, they don't see it as a you know over here. Oh well, that makes that there's a good conspiracy over here. Everybody be spinning everywhere. I know it's not look, it's not like a a good thing to you know, speak, and I'll be doing that a lot.
Speaker 2I'll be spinning it right, I'll be spinning a lot crazy especially I'll be spitting, that's right drop a beat, drop a beat.
Speaker 1So over here, you know it's, it seemed like kind of kind of rude or kind of crazy just to be spinning it everywhere right over there, that we're gonna be spinning everywhere like that. So when you do spit, you want to spit on punk like someone to bring like good luck and stuff like that.
Speaker 2But it's crazy me at the restaurant telling the dude thank you.
Speaker 1But it's crazy Me at the restaurant telling the dude thank you.
Speaker 1Spit right in his face bro oh, the tips are oh shit, but yeah, so they be spitting on there. What you said, this is in the Middle East. What you said about the right hand, about why you greet people with the left hand In the Middle East, what you said about the right hand, about why you greet people with the left hand In the Middle East you must only use your right hand when shaking a hand and greeting. It is terrible insult to use your left hand, because they use the left hand specifically for wiping, specifically for wiping after using the bathroom. So you can imagine the kind of insult it would be if you used the same hand to greet someone.
Speaker 2Hold on, you wipe with your left hand.
Speaker 1They specifically wipe their.
Speaker 2What do you wipe?
Speaker 1with. I wipe with both. It depends, bro. It depends really bro.
Speaker 2He said wipe with both hands.
Speaker 1I'm a bit abdictious in this, but you feel me, Sometimes it depends what kind of setting in the bathroom you're in Exposing yeah'all your FIB, cause sometimes check this out, explain how you shit and how you wipe bro cause. Look, with one hand I'll spread it right now, I'm just playing one hand just just grab that ass chicken, pull it whole handful of ass in my hand, with one hand right with the other.
Speaker 1You feel I'm just playing. I'm just that ass chicken Pull it Whole handful of ass in my hand, one hand right With the other. You feel, nah, I'm just playing, I'm just Chill chill, chill, gripping the fuck out that thing Damn. Sometimes you gotta make sure you still got that on you.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I got to watch him take a shit next time?
Speaker 2Damn that, you, that, all you.
Speaker 1So I'm the only one. So I'm the only one, damn.
Speaker 2All you dudes out there with BBLs, y'all really just be grabbing that thing. Y'all really just grab a handful of ass and just spread it.
Speaker 1Hey man, how clean y'all. Man, y'all telling me y'all is superficially white. Come on now. You walk around the whole day caked up, doodle caked up. Nah, my shit is spotless.
Speaker 2This is why y'all buttholes be itching. Y'all be wiping right Butthole itching. Now look at you doing the wiggle dance, sitting on your chair, moving left and right, hoping that butthole get itched.
Speaker 1Wipe your ass right Asking that motherfucker to stop. You see him when he start shaking that chair. Y'all ain't know what type of time it's on. That motherfucker ain't wiping it earlier.
Speaker 2Hey, wipe your ass right. If your asshole itching, wipe PSA. Please wipe your ass right.
Speaker 1That's right. If it's wet, it's going to itch later, bro, you got to wipe, bro, just go to the bathroom. Bro. You grown, bro, just go. Bro, walk around residence man like straight butt. So what you do then, bro? Nah, I use my right eye, seriously, nah, I use my right eye To wipe, to wipe, yeah, oh, okay, I lean Uh-huh. Why you stroking your shit?
Speaker 2Tell me more Tell me more. I'm almost there. What was that?
Speaker 1Oh shit, nah, I use. Nah, bro, this is I use my right hand, and then you know what I do afterwards I wash my hands, so I don't even got to think about what hand I'm going to greet somebody with.
Speaker 2Oh, okay.
Speaker 1So I'm guessing that's over there. Well, it did say it. We don't really be having like like clean water accessible to them, so you know they got to divide Shit on the left, clean on the right. Yeah, yeah and it's crazy because I be seeing them, motherfuckers, over there cooking with their left hand. So you already know, hold on, I'm out of. Just, I didn't even think of that. Hold on now. Now, it was a weird thought, but, low key, I might be onto something. Alright, I got another one for you.
Speaker 2Go ahead, give it to me.
Speaker 1Y'all hear this Huh.
Speaker 2He taking stuff out of context. Y'all he getting too excited.
Speaker 1Fuck man. We got our ass and shit out here. Man, I'm getting ready, get hard.
Speaker 2As shit grabbing his own ass. Damn you gripping me damn shit, fat dog chill, chill, y'all chill y'all telling me I don't go take a shit and grab a handful of ass.
Speaker 1when y'all go white, get your ass up, bro, if you didn't grab your ass, bro, you did not white, bro, you did not white, but you put your phone on your lap right.
Speaker 2No ditty bro. This shit sounds so gay, low key though bro. When I go take a shit bro, I be spreading my shit bro. No cap bro, I literally go on that like cause if you literally just take your pants down and just sit there, you go with all that shit on your ass bro. You at least gotta have yo, you gotta have a little leverage you gotta spread a little bit, bro, spread a little bit spread it on the toilet seat.
Speaker 1You know, use that as an anchor.
Speaker 2Show that toilet a little something, something. Don't keep it all to yourself Right? Come on man.
Speaker 1Don't be stingy with it. Nah, bro, I mean, I think it's just part of you. Just clean yourself correctly, correctly, cause back in my mind. What I'm worried about is I already took a shit. All right, motherf motherfuckers already know I took your shit. You know I was in there At least, at least 10 minutes. You feel me Tops hour and a half back in the off-funny days. Back then I couldn't even stand up, just followed the toilet. Oh, shit.
Speaker 2You just remind me of something, bro Me as a kid, diabolical bro, I used to spread the fuck out. My ass cheeks, my butthole was like fighting it, my shit was stretched out, my shit was pulling, bro, this shit right there I used to grab one cheek Boom, drop it down.
Speaker 2Grab the other cheek Boom, drop it down. Whole ass was spread, bro, like whole porno scene. Bro, this shit was gang, I was was gay, ain't no shit, get on my ass. It was just straight turd and water. I didn't even have the mic, I didn't even have the mic. I didn't even have the mic. I screwed the Spencer out. The turd just came out like damn. You don't know what.
Speaker 1I'm talking about Turd just slips out. All right, everybody. All the way down to the safety, didn't have no restriction.
Speaker 2I ain't even have to wait bro, no cap bro.
Speaker 1That shit used to hurt, bro. I was like, damn, I need to chill out.
Speaker 2That shit hurt a little bit, spreading my ass that hard. No to wipe bro, no cap bro. That shit used to hurt bro. I was like damn, I need to chill out this shit too. That shit hurt a little bit, spread on my ass that hard. No diddy, no cap, no diddy. Yo, that shit do get a little, hey we some clean motherfuckers out here.
Speaker 1It cost me cold. We wipe our ass the correct way that shit.
Speaker 2Do get a little fruity when you're in that bathroom, bro hey, but as you know, that's like when you shower, some dudes or people don't like water or like have. Like I'll be shoving the fingers in my ass. Bro, when I'm in the shower I'll be digging in my shit.
Speaker 1No, I'm just joking.
Speaker 2I'm just joking. I'm just joking, not two fingers, just one finger. I ain't that loose you, good bro. Fuck there goes the bar, so Fuck not again. I gotta twerk this shit out. Oh shit, Y'all know what I'm talking about. Write it down in the comments. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Write it in the comments, you feel.
Speaker 1You what I'm talking about, write it in the comments. You feel, you feel YFM.
Speaker 2YFM.
Speaker 1Y'all know what I mean though.
Speaker 2Y'all be having that water. Booty hole clean Booty hole, be squeaky bro.
Speaker 1Hey Can't call us no stinky booty hoes over here. Shit pristine. My boy, chocolate starfish, be clean bro, walk around public. It's my little buddy here. I know it ain't me, it ain't me, it ain't me. It's one of y'all dirty motherfuckers gonna be feeling y'all buttholes.
Speaker 2I spread my ass when I shit it ain't me.
Speaker 1Whole bar of salt in my ass right now. It ain not me.
Speaker 2Y'all don't believe me, watch this.
Speaker 1Whoa oh dubstep.
Speaker 2She look like an egg coming out the chicken. Fucking Irish spring bottle come out, my ass. I told you it ain't me Watch the lid open. Oh, y'all know what I mean.
Speaker 1Y'all know Y'all gonna act like y'all ain't do this. Y'all gonna act like y'all some. Y'all know what I mean. Y'all know Y'all going to act like y'all ain't do this. Y'all going to act like y'all dirty. Y'all telling us y'all dirty. That's what y'all telling us.
Speaker 2I know there's other people that be doing this, bro.
Speaker 1I ain't the only one, bro, y'all, I ain't going to lie, shit, shit, since we, being honest, I was just going to say I'll be doing the same. I just got to make sure I'll be grabbing my nail, just hitting the ridges, hitting all the little ridges, making sure that shit clean. You feel me, you can eat out my ass.
Speaker 2I'll be bent down. Yeah, it's clean. No, no, no, no. Okay, Now let me not get too descriptive right there, bro.
Speaker 1Mirror in front of the shower. I'm spraying it. I'm making sure that shit clean. No cap, look Laugh, if you want. I'm a clean motherfucker though. Right, I grab and spray it while I take a shit and I spread it and finger it when I take a shower. Simple as that.
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Speaker 1Follow him on Snapchat. No tripod, it's just, it's just the camera. On the other hand, I can do everything one-handed. Nah, I know your shit be orange, though, when you clean it, though what you mean, your bag.
Speaker 2What the hell you mean by that, bro? What?
Speaker 1you mean you be orange. So you telling me how you grab it, what you mean, how I grab it, how I grab it, you just go in there and grab it like that you want to, to bat a little bit, make sure everything good.
Speaker 2I just be standing up.
Speaker 1I got that. My little papa teaches himself. Y'all getting too crazy, cosmic Kobe. Y'all getting too crazy. That's how it is when you're not when you're not raised with parents you gotta learn how to clean yourself, hey. You can't say not raised with parents. You gotta learn how to clean yourself, hey you can't say he's dirty though. Raised like the wolves or the two dogs.
Speaker 2They know what we talking about bro.
Speaker 1They know, but they clean, I know, they clean.
Speaker 2All right if they listen this far. I know they clean. I know they clean, but they cannot Y'all clean as fuck.
Speaker 1They cannot not be clean, bro. I know the whole cosmic cold family. They're walking, walking around here with stank ass. Right, none of the cosmic cold followers stink. I know, I know they don't, I know they don't full fat, unless it's jasmine, jasmine stink any jasmines that they y'all fucking stink where was that from? Uh? What episode was that flower we're talking about?
Speaker 2oh yeah, the flower or no. Somebody said it's like a, like a demon or something, or like a ghost. It smells like jasmine, was it? Uh, no, not the chupacabra, it was something.
Speaker 1But it was something I remember. Yeah, it smelled like jasmine all jasmine all jasmine fucking stink.
Speaker 2Y'all heard it first, but anybody else y'all don't stink anybody else would if y'all follow on cosmic cove at k-o-s-M-I-C, underscore C-O-V at. Tiktok. But go ahead, bro. Let these people go ahead and get their ears wet a little bit from this.
Speaker 1Let's show them some true etiquette. We talking about etiquette. We don't even talk about how we spread.
Speaker 2That is etiquette. Shower etiquette that's what this episode is going to be. You're right. That's what this episode is going to be. You're right. Shower etiquette from the cosmic cold.
Speaker 1Oh God, we're clean out here, clean, clean, all right. In Egypt, when you dine at a restaurant, it's rude to ask for salt. This is a way you indirectly insult the chef in saying that what's in flavor properly or need a little more salt. Look personally me. I know y'all love your seasoning. I know I know motherfuckers can cook. I'll tell you this I like my shit salty. I've been known to carry salt From time to time To some restaurants that don't. They don't be adding enough salt To their food. But I like my shit. I like that Pop from the salt. You feel me? That's what I like I got mine.
Speaker 2This is the latin america. All right, you know this is about. Uh. Well, some people do it, not all people do it. I've seen a couple people do, like the chick kiss, chick cheek, okay, kissing. Uh, it was introduced by the spanish and portuguese. Uh, colonial presence and adaptable region regional variations so like depending on where you are. Like mexico's like one kiss, argentina two kisses, and like brazil's like probably even air kiss, you know, okay, yeah, type of thing. Whatever I had they said it's it's normal to do that.
Speaker 2It's normal to do that but, I never grew up with. Did you grow up with that?
Speaker 1uh, it was just that one, it was just 180 at school. I don't remember her, the translator at our school, elementary.
Speaker 2Elementary school. Oh yeah, I know who you're talking about First time she kissed me.
Speaker 1Call me off guard bro.
Speaker 2Call me off guard I said she want to fuck.
Speaker 1She want to fuck, right here on the highway, she trying to fuck. And my mom looked at me. She's like what's wrong with you? I said. She kissed me, she trying to do something to me. She said, well, get the fuck out of here, man. That's how they say. Hey, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2Shut your little hoedown up, boy Smash it.
Speaker 1I'll take a cold shower. Motherfucker, god damn, run your hands under some cold water. You didn't see it like I saw. She almost grabbed my meat the first time. Oh, there was another lady at church, Old lady bro, but she always pulled me in for a kiss, because she was always like an affectionate lady. She do it with everybody, though, but she would pull me in, hug me, give me a kiss. Start Frenching her bro, you should have done it, bro, grab that ass shit.
Speaker 2Who said grab that shit? You grabbing your own ass. All right, let me chill out, bro, I'm getting too. Let me be a little bit more pg. My fault, y'all my fault, my fault, come back, come back. We still talking about this, all right, so there's um. You know, like in uh, latin culture is always about like family first, like some people not all people but they do like to put family obligations and spending family time as a priority yep yep like I know a lot of people.
Speaker 2they're like no, I'm gonna go hang out with my dad, I'm gonna go hang out with my mom, not me. But you know, they're like, they just like to spend time together, like that's how we were growing up, like we always grew up, like all of us was hanging out when we had like for you. I wouldn't say necessarily like, because you're like from deep south of Mexico you're like pretty much borderline like that one place.
Speaker 1I ain't gonna say that one place, but like we close, that's why we got no man's land, no man's land over there, man that motherfuckers over there don't be, don't be cleaning their ass correctly. I know I ain't gonna say who B right now, but hey don't be spraying the ground that shit like I do. Real shit, they don't Real shit. They don't be grabbing that shit.
Speaker 2But they just use the water and splash it on. There they is, bro.
Speaker 1They only use the water. But it's a square bottle from the bar, bro. See what it is, bro.
Speaker 2Motherfuckers.
Speaker 1This shit be All right. No, I wouldn't say Like Spend time as much. I really don't show up to my mom's house unless Well, like growing up Not really.
Speaker 2Who's saying show up to my mom's house, live right there with your mom.
Speaker 1When I was younger I didn't even show up to my mom's house. Nah, I mean, we were like Birthday parties and stuff. Nah, we would go out to eat a lot. We would do that.
Speaker 2Yeah, we would go out to eat a lot. We would do that. Let's see, let's see.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's oh okay okay. Yeah, we would go out to eat a bunch, but over the years we really haven't been doing that.
Speaker 2You want to go hang out with your cousins and stuff, Like go visit your cousins or uncles and stuff like that Recently, my birthday they just started hanging out With cousins, with cousins yeah, Bro, I was about to say I've known this man since fucking elementary school, fourth grade. I have never seen this man hang out or talk about any of his cousins to this day.
Speaker 1I've never seen him talk, bro. It's because all my cousins are in Mexico. Oh Dude, you could have fooled me.
Speaker 2You could have fooled me, oh, oh, it's just, uh, it's just it's good, yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1Okay, uh, now it's still recording. Yeah, it's still recording yeah, it's right, yeah, it's right, oh, yeah, yeah we're good um yeah, but I don't know over there, bro.
Speaker 1They're from the other side, bro, that's a long walk, bro, bro. And then not only that, but now we don't even to go over there, bro. They're from the other side, bro, they're from. That's a long walk, bro, bro. And then not only that, but now we don't even talk to them Because we like family beef and everything like that. So now I don't even Beefing from across borders, I like that shit up Beefing from across the ocean. Ah, pull over the switch over there, that shit diabolical. Nah, bro, my boy be thinking they too good and shit, bro Too good. Maybe that means it'd be too good, bro, motherfuckers, they love to talk, bro. The further y'all, the more they talk, bro, right, that is true, bro, we over here, just like bro, like we didn't even know y'all motherfuckers existed bro, like chill bro, I thought y'all got ate by jagu. So you have no cousins over here. No, I got one.
Speaker 2That's it. Yeah, that's one. Is it from?
Speaker 1Boxman's side, or is this from Boxman's side? Yeah, all the ones, because Boxman's side his family is small, but my mom's side, that's the big side, that's the big side of the family. This is huge, bro. But we beef them. They got beef with mom, so we got beef with them. On principal type shit On principal. And then GP type shit and my mom be telling us, like well, they be saying everything. So then we, like I, have to realize, yeah, I don't give a fuck about them, motherfuckers.
Speaker 2Not the achievement through the country, but it be gone. But it be gone, Maybe starting shit. Now let me tell you I'll break it down.
Speaker 1Drop the T, bro. You send money To them, motherfuckers, and then they still be. Oh, it ain't enough. What the fuck Y'all think we got over here, motherfuckers? Chill bro. Shit talking about yeah, can you? Can you fund the party? Can you buy the dresses? Can you buy the food? Can't? Oh, I'm gonna need Some extra money for this. Oh, I'm gonna need Some extra All the time, bro. Chill bro, y'all know y'all can work too. Right, y'all can work too. Y'all got jobs over there. Y'all decide not to work that shit. Crazy Motherfuckers stealing this shit for no reason. Them motherfuckers be trying to add heart and shit over there. It's just Well, that's what I'm going to fuck with them, bro.
Speaker 2They just Damn, bro, I didn't even know it was that bad. Them motherf then like not really close by nah, nah, not really, because I seriously never seen you talk about cousins see cousins or anything like that.
Speaker 1I mean my other, my other family, you can say, but they're small too. This is, this is like four of them now. Um, this is my other uncle that, uh, he'd be working too, but you only got one son, though. You only got one son and one daughter, and, like he just recently had a daughter, so, um, yeah, so, but, but, but, jeremy, hanging out with, uh, with our cousin, they be going out, and everything like that.
Speaker 1They invited me, but I ain't for that. No more, bro. I'm trying to be home chilling bro, smoking bro. I ain't trying to do all that Nah I get you, bro, I get you.
Speaker 2That's the way to be. Sometimes, bro, I was partying. I partied when I was, when I was too young, bro. So so now, what was I gonna say? Damn, bro, you didn't have no family, damn it was just.
Speaker 1It was just me by my lonesome. Real shit, bro, cause when I was younger I'd get to argue with my buds and I wouldn't talk to my buds too, and then that was it. I had nobody to talk to at the house, bro, just me beefing in the room by myself.
Speaker 2Bro, just me in the room just staring at the wall that was it, dog, that was it. Yeah, chad, somebody need to take his Psychological test.
Speaker 1Can't nobody come over here To disturb me? Just silent, bro. Just talking to a wall, just talking to, just talking to a, to a baseball. You see how they be doing Me in this house.
Speaker 2You see Doing all crazy shit, but you wouldn't do that to me. Would you Start rubbing the baseball? That's crazy. You wouldn't talk about me like this, would you?
Speaker 1You wouldn't say all those mean things Whips it out Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got a bat for you. Finger on the baseball.
Speaker 2Rubbing his ridges.
Speaker 1Rubbing the stitches. Just outline the stitches. All right, grab a handful of your own ass Start figure popping my ass.
Speaker 2Oh shit, wasn't going to say. But yeah, that's all I got for now. There's like plenty of more etiquettes, or like formalities, I guess, or like, yeah, just manners Mantis.
Speaker 1Uh, yeah, you gotta have mantis you see that dude on uh youtube? You gotta have real good mantis. Uh, don't fill your own glass. We're so used to just filling up your own glass, but we need a top up. But when we need a top up, in japan this is considered greedy and a little antisocial. Instead, it would be proper for you to fill all the glasses of the people at the table first, and they will, in turn, fill your glass. A return of the gesture Okay, you can't be filling up your own glass. I guess it's more because they bring that water. They be bringing all the drinks at the table and you just, you know, I would have fucked up this motherfucker, greedy motherfucker thirsty.
Speaker 1I saw this one video.
Speaker 2It was.
Speaker 1I'm off all right, no, you good.
Speaker 2It was like this dude explaining how the mafia would communicate by pouring drinks or whatever. It was like some ex-mafia dude.
Speaker 1I think by pouring drinks.
Speaker 2Uh-huh, he said he would do something. I can't remember what it was, but pretty much by him doing the gestures like hey, don't talk about. Don't do this no they're like don't mention anything, cause he's pretty much saying like hey, I don't trust this dude, but since you don't know about their way of them pouring a drink in a certain manner, you wouldn't know, you'd think they're just pouring the, just pouring drinks or whatever. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, so they would know like hey, you don't fuck with me.
Speaker 1Like yeah, yeah, Damn, I'll secretive this shit. I like that monster shit but that shit do go hard bro. All right, don't leave your chopsticks sticking up. In Japan, never stick your chopsticks vertically in a bowl of rice. It's considered extremely taboo because it reminds people Funerals where a bowl of rice is offered with two chopsticks standing vertically in the center as an offering to the deceased. Instead, place them across the top of the bowl or next to the bowl if you're still eating. I ain't know what that one is.
Speaker 2Me over.
Speaker 1I'm done with this shit. I used to do that. We used to go to the Chinese buffet.
Speaker 2Almost every other day De la sopa no, no, not that one. Where the gym's at now.
Speaker 1Oh shit, okay, okay, yeah, I was like what do you mean?
Speaker 2who forgot?
Speaker 1who forgot? We had a buffet back in the day.
Speaker 2We had multiple buffets bro did we have? Oh yeah, we did the tonic grill one multiple buffets, bro we used to have a golden crown. We used to have a sonic. We used to have a golden crown. We used to have a sonic. We used to have a sonic. Not no more.
Speaker 1They really took that for a month no more home damn, no more ocean waters.
Speaker 1Fuck, fuck me but uh, yeah, we used to go over there to that Chinese restaurant and, uh, we'd be eating. We used to eat like crazy, but we used to put out chopsticks. We used to get a crazy, but we used to put our chopsticks. We used to get a bowl. Well, I used to get a bowl of rice, put my chopsticks right there, and then a lady told us she was like, she's like, don't do that. And she told me that one she's like and our coach is like it's disrespectful to do that. And then she also told me she also told us about the chopsticks you. And she also told me. She also told us about chopsticks you rub them together, which is some people take offense. She's like, but I really don't care about that one. I know?
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Speaker 2Oh sorry, that was it. I know they said you do it because, like you, don't want to get a splinter or something.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2Because, essentially, if you get wooden chopsticks and then you have to because you usually have to- break them yeah. So you don't get a splinter, you rub them. I still do that to the Ashy ass hands. Boy Sarah V, my boy.
Speaker 1You some. Sarah V. I had a girl. She said she she hated that sound.
Speaker 2Oh, for real, she said. She said it reminded her of sex bro.
Speaker 1I don't know how, though it said it would give her the egg. Bro, you be having some?
Speaker 2dry ass eggs.
Speaker 1I don't know who, though it said we're giving the egg, but you be having some dry ass eggs. I don't know who the fuck you be fucking, but you should lubricate At least a spit or something on that thing.
Speaker 2Body on body, baby Body on body. I'm about to. Charlie was fucking chopsticks. I'm about to. I'm about to.
Speaker 1I thought you almost did it. I already thought of that thing I'm about to. I thought you, I thought he almost did it.
Speaker 2I thought Damn, I already thought that, but Damn, what else did she say? Though? That was the only one. She told you yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, cause we were Constantly just be putting the chopsticks like that Bad ass little kid. And yeah, she's like she just told us, she's like I don't remember. She told me About the funeral thing and everything like that. Yeah, she said it, she was cool with us, but she said some people Some other people Might think, cause there was like Some other Asian families that would go over there and eat and they were like they might see it as disrespectful. And then she told us About the breaking one. But she's like that one, that one that, uh, just my family, because I think she told me too about it looked like we were playing with it or something like that. By doing that, because we would do like bro, we were literally always ready to chop stick let me go ahead and get the next one out real quick.
Speaker 2I'm gonna go, I'm gonna do one more and then I'm gonna tell you about some coming of age type things. All right, this one germany, so punct. So time is seen as finite or finite, not infinite, but finite resource.
Speaker 1Finite. Is it finite?
Speaker 2No, it's not, it's just pretty much saying like lateness is a form of description, yeah, yeah, like if you say a certain time, be there at that time. So post-World War II, germany rebuilt itself with structure and precision. The value of reliability became ingrained in national identity. So I guess they were like uh, I don't know, that's what the freaking notes are saying, I don't know how that correlates how you got to be better, in a sense, because they were building.
Speaker 1They were building themselves up.
Speaker 2That's what I'm getting from yeah, like being able to be there whenever you needed to be there pretty much.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Especially for your country, or whatever Especially for your age. Y'all always take the L. No, I'm just joking. All right Use of formal titles. So using her or frau plus surname is standard until invited to use first names. So even coworkers, would have known each other for years, may use formal titles well good.
Speaker 2So like sir or ma'am, just just just being polite really, this is being polite really, until you get on that first name basis type thing. Talk about john, you know, because some like like I wouldn't say mexican culture, but like we don't really do that, do we Say you met? How does a Mexican interact with a Mexican for the first time?
Speaker 1What are you doing? That's what I'd be saying.
Speaker 2What are you doing? What's up Donita? How are?
Speaker 1you doing Stuff like that? Yeah, that's really what I'd say.
Speaker 2Even if I know their name, or it don't matter how long I know them, I still Say don don their name, uh, or it don't matter like how long I know them, I still like say don't know, ma'am sir.
Speaker 1yeah, even in english too I'd be saying like how you doing, sir, like like I say man to everybody, man, man, oh man, what up man, all that like what up, what up man if it's a lady, I say excuse me ma'am, excuse me, sorry, excuse me ma'am.
Speaker 2or if it's a dude, I'm like what's up man. I don't really say bro, excuse me man, excuse me sir, excuse me man. Or if it's a dude, I'm like what's up man. I don't really say bro, bro is to more like the people that I know I'll be saying sir. Or it depends on who it is.
Speaker 1Yeah yeah, oh yeah, right, yeah, yeah, Because my contractors they're like. But I guess it's that I know what they're not like, Because first time I try to make a good impression. So I guess if I do know them for a while, for a while I'm on the first name basis with them. Most of my contractors right now.
Speaker 2They're calling me now.
Speaker 1Calling me by my first name and stuff like that, and I call them by their first name, but unless they're telling me something, I'll be like yes, sir, or stuff like that. I try to be polite.
Speaker 2I try to be polite. That's good, though it's good to be like that, to have that etiquette, I guess, to like show respect, yeah, yeah, unless it's, unless it's John's bitch ass.
Speaker 1Let me tell you about your motherfucker bro. Nah, I'm just playing y'all still work for him. Y'all still do work for him. Yeah, we do. But oh, I'm starting a house for him tomorrow. Oh, for real. Yeah, good luck bro. Wow, natural, supposedly, natural, supposedly. We'll see we'll see.
Speaker 2Good luck, bro. All right, childhood independence. So children are taught to walk or bike to school alone, encouraged to think critically, and often aren't overly parented. Okay, so it's just pretty much like they put trust in the kids at a very young age. Yeah, like to allow them to build up responsibility and stuff like that, but that's all I got. For that, jeremy, all right, but that's all I got for that.
Speaker 1All right, In Fijian culture excuse me, in Fijian culture. Fijian culture reveres the custom of kere kere, kere kere, or shared property. This means that if you ask someone, that if someone asks you for something, it's polite to give it to them. On the flip side, this means you need to be careful of openly admiring something that belongs to a vision, as they will feel obligated to give it to you. I love your country, bro.
Speaker 2You know how much I love your country, I love your country, bro, sir, my fault.
Speaker 1All we have is manners. It's not about manners, sir.
Speaker 2Pretty easy to give you the whole entire country.
Speaker 1Ronzel, smart, smart empire now alright, uh, lies or cues hold a special place in English etiquette. They highly value patience and will turn on cue jumpers who try to cut in line with some ferocity. Complaining while waiting in line is considered wimpy. Enduring to wait with good humor is considered a sign of strong moral character. I can get behind that. I hate motherfuckers. Be cut in line unless I'm the one cut in line cut it in line.
Speaker 2Wait, do you cut in line? I have in my I don't.
Speaker 1I try not to no more. I try to keep the peace.
Speaker 2Um, let me tell you about some. I mean some come some companies, I mean some countries coming of age events like things that they do, okay, okay like when a man becomes, I mean when a kid becomes a man or a girl come turns into a woman, like quinceaneras okay okay, um, so apparently in um, what is it? Australia? Fuck, where's my notes? Hold on, sorry.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, australia, there's this thing called the aboriginal walkabout okay young aboriginal males, um, usually from age 12 to 16, take a solo journey through the outback lasting from one week to several months. Include survival, spiritual dreaming and connection with ancestral lands. Okay, okay, this is based on dream time mythology. Ancestral beings created the landscape and laws by retracting paths called song lines. Boys spiritually inherit tribal stories and responsibilities.
Speaker 1Um, it just blends survival skills with spiritual and cultural identity uh it's just like a little literal, uh symbolic journey from boy okay, but is it optional or like I'm sure it is optional because I don't think they're gonna send their freaking 12 year old out there to freaking, not to.
Speaker 2I don't know, I don't know. I don't think they're going to send their freaking 12 year old out there to freaking, not to. I don't know, I don't know, I don't think so I ain't never heard of this.
Speaker 1Y'all heard about Australia, right, right, they got everything that can kill you over there, right?
Speaker 2yeah, let me go ahead and send him out there, he'll be alright it said for weeks for months, bro, that I don't know, I was just like seeing some things that some countries do or used to do. Kind of like they had that. What was it that? One country that I think is Brazil, where they do like the bull ant ceremony.
Speaker 1I thought that was in.
Speaker 2Amazon, was it Amazon?
Speaker 1Uh-huh.
Speaker 2Where they make like the they make the when they put the little mitts and put their hands and their heads and they got a bunch of bullets in it, yeah, and then they get bitten and you're supposed to just like endure all the pain or some shit like that, yeah, I almost, I don't almost heard in the amazon because I saw the jeremy. Uh, oh, for real the monster hunter dude thing.
Speaker 1Oh shit, he had another show where he was going like across around the world and I saw, I saw one of, but I see, I see that bro, that shit.
Speaker 2Call me a bitch, because I I ain't never growing up.
Speaker 1I ain't never growing up.
Speaker 2I'm going to be a kid my whole life. My boy just locked in bro. I'm going to be a baby sucking on titties my whole life.
Speaker 1I guess Bro, I cannot bro.
Speaker 2But see like that's so cool how other countries do stuff like that, but also it's like that's tough bro.
Speaker 1That is next level. Shit right there, bro, because.
Speaker 2Because what the fuck do? We got in the United States.
Speaker 1You can survive a trip to Walmart without hitting.
Speaker 2Sweet 16. Yeah, Um prom yeah.
Speaker 1Prom is just promise, isn't it? Excuse for kids just to fucking kids and make out and have babies and shit. That's all that is. Don't say have babies, the drugs is behind us bro, that is true.
Speaker 2Or like getting your driver's license, that's like usually, like a.
Speaker 1I already got one. I already got one. Y'all heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen, I was feeling out here just whipping that thing.
Speaker 2No, but that's pretty much it, bro. I got plenty of other things, but no, let's just go ahead and get to it.
Speaker 1Unless you got something else. It's just more. It's just more.
Speaker 2You can go ahead and get one more. I'll get one more, all right.
Speaker 1All right, final one, final one, final one. Chewing gum might be good for dental hygiene, but in many parts of the world, particularly in luxembourg, switzerland and their friends, public gum chewing is considered vulgar, while in singapore most types of gum have been illegal since 1992, when residents grew tired of scraping the sticky stuff off their sidewalks I mean, you can't chew gum you can't chew gum in singapore, in singapore, yeah, singapore.
Speaker 1Everywhere else it just looked like it's just frowned upon, but they just got that banned in Singapore. That's pretty rough, bro. Right my voice out here with the hot breath.
Speaker 2Hot breath the whole entire day.
Speaker 1That's crazy eating garlic sauce and fish the whole day, bro, and just talking in front talking about knee high and shit, right? In front of you, bro the strong age, that strength, strong age, come out, brother all right, so we're gonna go ahead and lead off to the next subject.
Speaker 2You already know what time it is. It's time for that fear, is it?
Speaker 1all in your mind, or could it be real welcome to fear fact or fiction?
Speaker 2all right. So let me go ahead and set the stage for this real quick, go ahead. Deep in the backwoods of the Midwest and Northeast, whispers tell of deformed humanoids with grotesquely swollen skulls. Look at that motherfucker right there. Why the fuck is his hair so damn big? They emerge only at night, dark, between trees. Watch from the shadows. Today we dive into one of the creepiest, most unsettling legends to come out of American folklore. Yayo, can you tell them who it is?
Speaker 1The Albuquerque, I'm just playing Melonheads the.
Speaker 2Melonheads. We're going to be talking about the Melonheads today. That's right. That's right. I ain't gonna lie, bro, when I started looking them up. But them little things have you ever seen those before?
Speaker 1I've never heard of them.
Speaker 2I had never heard of them, bro, no well that's perfect, because could you tell them what the melon heads are? Then, yeah, I'll tell them I'll tell them.
Speaker 1uh, okay, so in the american folk world of ohio, michigan and connecticut, melon heads are beings generally described as small humanoids with bulbous heads who occasionally emerge from hiding places to attack people. Different variations of the legend attribute different origins to the entities. Just a little physical description, like I said before you know large round heads resembling melons and small, deformed bodies. They are said to be aggressive and hostile towards humans, often emerging from the hiding to attack, and some possible explanations are. Some believe the legend may have roots in the history of certain locations, such as the phil mansion, which was used as a catholic prep school, a state police outpost and a prison. Uh, there are two popular legends of how the melons came came to.
Speaker 2They both involve a mysterious figure known as Dr Crow you want me to give them down to like the different areas, because I saw there's like Lauren Michigan.
Speaker 1Lauren.
Speaker 2Ohio, and then Lauren Connecticut, Okay, okay.
Speaker 1According to local lore, the federal government commissioned Crow shortly after World War II to treat children who suffer from a rare condition known as hydrocephalus, which causes large pockets of water within the brain. Crowe ran a small institution of sorts for these children and donated not only his services but his home in the woods of Charleston Township, just off the Windsor Road. For the venture the government sent him. These children purport pur, pur airboat what that word right there? Yeah, we're going to skip that.
Speaker 1Thank you, he was doing a good deed and a great favor to society and, according to one version of the legend, crow had devoted his life to helping the children who were ostracized from the community due to the size of their heads. Crow took mercy on these poor children and allowed them to live with them in the woods, shielding them from the cruelty of the outside world, where he studied them and searched for a cure. Unfortunately, dr crow died of natural causes without finding a cure. Unsure of what to do next, the children simply decided to hang around the old buildings, and there they have remained to this very day, while the house is now nothing more than ruins. Legend has it that you can find your way back there. You might encounter a melonhead or two.
Speaker 2Dang. So the doctor died. I thought the doctor was doing like experiments on them. Oh, that's one version oh, there's different versions of that.
Speaker 1Okay, okay, so I only got two versions for this one, because I know which one was the correct one but it's up, it's based on that one.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, so you don't have the lore from michigan I don't know which one specifically.
Speaker 1Uh, this is like lore from ohio I think this one might be the one from oh, I don't know which one specifically. This is like Lord from Ohio. I think this one might be the one from Ohio. Okay, so second version.
Speaker 2That's it. I'll entertain the listeners. Watch me dance. It felt like a skip on the Adventure Time All right.
Speaker 1Version two, and more wildly held, a second version of the legend paints a more sinister picture of the dark. Crow is said to have performed macabre medical experiments on the children who developed larger, hairless, bulbous heads and tiny, malformed bodies. Crow is rumored to have injected even more fluid into the swollen brains, causing their heads to swell up like melons Eventually. Legends continue. The children killed Crow, burned the orphanage and retreated into the surrounding forests. As the years passed, the melon heads grew. The ones who survived reproduced, creating more deformed offspring. The insanity was passed as well as the physical characteristics.
Speaker 1It is said these melon heads hate all human beings and occasionally emerge from hiding places to attack people in the area. They were blamed for numerous attacks and some kidnappings. Some accounts say they stole livestock pets, even children, using them as food source. Cannibalism was not out of the question in desperate times. Oh, I'm sorry, I actually got a third story. I'm going to go ahead. This one's short short. There's yet another story that a wicked crow was married to a county woman who was loved by the children. One night crow crow and his wife were arguing. Ms crow was killed, either intentionally or by accident, when she fell against the cabinet and hit her head.
Speaker 2The children became enraged and blamed the doctor, viciously killing him and burning down the institute I think like that's the version I heard, Because I heard the lore coming from Ohio, from Michigan and Connecticut. Like I said, the one I heard was Crow took the children in and he was giving them a home or whatever, but he was conducting experiments with them and he was the reason why they had the big heads, because he inject fluids and so they weren't originally like that, or they already had that uh, according to some theories, in some lore he took, like the orphan kids, from the streets or wherever oh okay, and he's the one who gave them the big heads.
Speaker 1So they weren't already sick, they were just orphans.
Speaker 2Oh okay, oh okay, and then they finally got fed up with it. They're like we don't want this anymore. We're tired of being treated like this.
Speaker 1So they burned the whole lab down.
Speaker 2They escaped into the woods and then pretty much like Ted. That's how they got out into the world, okay, okay. But then the Michigan one was like the children of the asylum. So there was like this mansion in holland, michigan, and it was just like a group of like mentally and physically abused children who escaped from like a cruel institute and like the children again were like victims of like medical experiments and like prolonged neglect and stuff like that. So they fled into the woods and over time they adapted to like being alone or whatever okay, like being all isolated from through society, from like adults and shit like that.
Speaker 2Okay, and that's how they became the melon heads, but it doesn't really say how they got their melon head it just says that it just says that they escaped from being tortured and shit like that, from asylum. But people, some people from michigan, refer to them as like wobbleheads I see that too.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like wobbleheads and they said they're like spirits to linger around the mansion at night peering out from the woods. Then the one in connecticut was inbreeding and witch trials. So, like in fairfield county stories suggest the family accused of witchcraft in colonial times was banished into the forest and over generations of incestuous isolation the family degenerated physically and mentally, eventually giving rise to the melon heads.
Speaker 1Oh shit, it's all fucked up all throughout.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's like all bad. Each lore or origin story, another version claims that the creatures were patient to escape. Again another mental asylum, that burned down in the 1960s, surviving through cannibalism and seclusion. Oh fuck, so that's like different, yeah, yeah, areas.
Speaker 1They have Origins? Yeah, they have.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, but go ahead, bro. What you got All right Eastside High.
Speaker 1School. But go ahead, bro, what you got alright alright. Um. Eastside High School students Charleston High School students included. Past and present paranormal investigators, cryptozoologists and legend seekers have traveled long, traveled along Winster Road and Charlton Township and Kirtland Day and Night, hoping to catch a glimpse of them. They allegedly have been spotted near the alleged site of the Crow residence for decades. They typically have been described as small humanoid creatures with extremely large, misshapen hands. They are often hairless, with deformed limbs raised like teeth and glowing red-eyed.
Speaker 2But, they say, even though they went to look for them, they haven't found any concrete tracks even though they went to look for them, they haven't found like any uh evidence, like any concrete, like uh, how would you say, like tracks or like signs of?
Speaker 1like tracks.
Speaker 2Yeah, tracks signs like bones or anything like that. Yeah, that's pretty much the same thing. I saw there was like really not much. Uh, like I mean, yeah, I guess, like reports. Yeah, I got like a couple. I got like a couple stories that I found everything else that I found was I thought it was just like- creepy puzzle type type stuff I found the ones that I thought were the most uh, realistic, yeah, credible, yeah yeah all right, hold on before you start those
Speaker 2though let me tell you about the, because you talked about what they do and like. They'll like ambush people or whatever right. So apparently, uh, melon heads are like extremely, extremely sorry, reclusive, but when disturbed, they're reported to behave with aggression and they're pretty much like smart because they know like the layout okay so it says that, like they stalk people through the woods at night, they throw rocks at trespassers, cars, they attempt to lure individuals deeper into the woods, never to return, and in some cases they attack in groups okay, so if you're by, yourself, they'll like throw a rock overwhelming.
Speaker 2You have a rock over here or have a rock hit you from somewhere else and due to their like uh, despite like them being like all the formula stuff they said, they're pretty fast and agile.
Speaker 2And they're pretty good pretty coordinated, because I'm sure they would have they got to have that knowledge, they would have their own form of communication as well. That's what I would think, because, say, instead of us talking, we'd be like I just hit the tree two times, you hear, that means I got to throw a rock at his head. I hit the tree three times, never mind, I don't throw the rock at his head.
Speaker 1What I thought about was I know it doesn't say it, but I was thinking because of the size of the head they would have, like telepathy or like a oh shit, telepathy, right, be able to talk through their minds.
Speaker 2There you go.
Speaker 1That's what I thought, cause when I first seen it I was like but after doing I know it doesn't say it.
Speaker 2But that's what I would think. It's your own conclusion.
Speaker 1It means your own theory, hypothesis or some shit yeah, that's what I thought like it was gonna say, but it doesn't say that. But I was thinking, like these motherfuckers must be advanced or some shit.
Speaker 2I know that head got 6G. They thinking bro.
Speaker 1Never mind bro, Nah, fuck it. I'll say that was near that 6G tower too long. That's what happened Y'all staying around them towers too long.
Speaker 2Memory's a book, bro. Thoughts are a whole fucking movie trailer, bro. Motherfucker, they'll forget stuff. Motherfucking. Remember everything from when he wasn't born. He knows when he left his keys alright so no one knows exactly how many melon heads exist, but, based on the size of the forest, they're said to inhabit and spread the legends of them being in the woods as where they reside.
Speaker 2But, based on the size of the forest, they're said to inhabit and spread the legends of them being in the woods as where they reside, or whatever but, they said, like the hot spots, hot zones, if somebody does want to go investigate, not us because it's too far of a drive for us, but if we were to live to like, live close by, and if we didn't have a 9 to 5 job, if y'all would actually do the $14.99, we'd go investigate. Y'all was actually trying to build his team up to where he could do paranormal. I need more $14.99 to hit, though, but is that something that you'd want to do full-time, or what is your ideal full-time career? Or?
Speaker 1passion choice or whatever. Full-time career Shit.
Speaker 2Porn star Low-key bro.
Speaker 1I career or choice, full time career, passion choice or whatever. Full time career shit, porn star, low key I mean, cause everything involves work. I ain't trying to work, I'm always on the stand. I've always been working since I was 15, but I before that. I ain't trying to work, no more. But if I could just go something like that, I would like doing paranormal shit. Doing paranormal, yeah, doing paranormal stuff, investigations Cause sometimes I don't like the investigations they be doing on TV and stuff. I feel like it's too Restricted. They got an agenda or something like that.
Speaker 1I'm just trying Show up. There's nothing here. I've been here for three weeks. There's nothing here. I'm sorry, there's nothing here. Guys, I ain't gonna be with that bullshit Talking about you. I ain't gonna be with that bullshit talking about.
Speaker 2You heard that everybody around him. He's in a silent padded. There's no one here.
Speaker 1There's nothing here, chill, I ain't don't like that. One of the crazy dudes, that's what they say. But yeah, it would be nice just to go out there, just just go out there exploring cause. I mean really, that's all you do. You just go out there exploring, alright, alright, touch that light, if you hear light, don't turn on.
Speaker 2There's nothing here, guys pack it up, let's go. I just put one at the entrance and leave scared, scared it's like the whole time you were just holding it off, the light off, have the battery out who's that would be like that Jaycee dude no, had us.
Speaker 1But uh, yeah, I would. I would like to find An actual like Good, like Say that I tried Everything I could To find evidence Of like Whatever I'm searching for, but uh, yeah, so if I do that, I'll be happy.
Speaker 2I'll be happy doing paranormal. Yeah, um, what's gonna say? Uh, so you would go like say you had the free time and the money, you would go do like something like this, like investigate and see yeah, I'll go see, yeah what about bigfoot? That's, that's tough, because like you could die, not even the down part. What you gonna do when you find him, sir, got to have mantras. Got to have mantras. Going to flip the whole van over. Going to throw that shit over a lake, bro.
Speaker 1I just want, like bro, I just want, like you, give me some footage, some good footage. I'm okay with that. I ain't trying to touch him, I don't want to hunt it. I don't want to hunt it, I don't want to kill it. I don't want to uh, catch the motherfucker, spray his cheeks. I ain't trying to do none of that. I just want to video me knowing, like, like bro, I seen this. Like I seen this, like creature, I see this, the, the, the loss, the, the, the last, uh, big, I see it Walking. It's real. Just to have that footage. Just knowing bro, just knowing that I could die, happy, bro, I could die. Like that it could pick me up, spiral me to a tree, bro, it could do that.
Speaker 2I'd die happy bro.
Speaker 1Smiling while you're hurtling through the air Perfect spiral Straight to a tree. Bro, I could do that.
Speaker 1I could do that I could do that, bro, but yeah, just to have that knowledge that it exists, like just the confirmation is the confirmation. Yeah, that that would be plenty for me if I could bring the people like yo, this is an edit, I was there, um, it's real. You know, if I could just bring that to the people, that that would be. I want to disclose the locations because them motherfuckers would be over there trying to hunt and shit.
Speaker 2No, I agree, bro, I agree, like me. You said he was wearing. What was he wearing?
Speaker 1Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom boom boom, boom talk their way of life. Now that, now that would be great.
Speaker 2Or like being abducted by alien too no, that's how the men in black get involved. Then they're gonna do weird stuff to you. But they said, like the hot zones, if you do decide to go, is the roosevelt forest in stratford, uh, connecticut maybe okay uh hines drive in the woods near the felt mansion in michigan and wincer road in the deep woods of kirkland and on hot ohio okay then you got like uh, I got like encounters that people had. Okay, then you have like the well, we already talked about the theories like that.
Speaker 1They said they were like no, what they, what they could be, or yeah, they're just pretty much like abused uh, science experiments and stuff like that.
Speaker 2They said they were like know what they could be. Yeah, they're just pretty much like abused science experiments and stuff like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was wishing there was more of a. I really was hoping I was like bro, I ain't no way. That's why reverends got all fired when I looked up at these heads and then like there's not much information there's not much it's like a folklore yeah, yeah, it's just like a little right mythology, something like that. Yeah, like fairies, it's not like a concrete, like no yeah or like a lot of accounts of people saying like it was over here, it was, it was.
Speaker 2It's just that's what I thought it's like stuff like that, bro like the chupacabra.
Speaker 1It's just something to talk about, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2So there you go, something bad yeah that's literally that's one of the things there, but what was your encounter or the stories that you got?
Speaker 1All right, all right. So I used to live by the woods on Windsor Road near the Lundgren Barn. When I was 10 years old, I had a brief encounter with the melonhead. It was an early autumn night, around 10 pm, when I heard my dog bark and ran outside to see what was going on. When I went outside to see what the commotion was all about, I found my dog bark and ran outside to see what was going on. When I went outside to see what the commotion was all about, I found my dog lying there, bleeding. I looked towards the woods and saw what I believed to be a small figure with a very pale skin and large head. When the creature saw me, it ran into the woods. I went out the next morning and followed the tracks, but they stopped near a creek. That's it for that one.
Speaker 2yeah, these are going to be short because there's pretty much like people's accounts, but there's, and then yeah there was more, there's more, but I feel like the other ones were just like the way they start. I feel like one of these is like a what is it Creepypasta type, yeah Something like that, or like fan fiction.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, yeah, there, like that's what they. I was like I was gonna clue them, but I was like Nah leave me, cause he started talking about Some, then I bust out AC-130. Yeah they be, they be going Some crazy shit, they be giving like Two percent and they grab me and they choke. Oh my god, well, go ahead bro. My fault, my fault.
Speaker 2So this one's called Bridge Crossing. This was in Newtown, connecticut, connecticut. This happened in the mid-90s. This is from their perspective.
Speaker 1I'm talking in their perspective.
Speaker 2I was walking home from a friend's house just after sunset and I had to cross this narrow footbridge near a creek. As I stepped onto it I saw three figures moving on the other side. At first I thought they were kids, but as they got closer I realized their portions were off. Their heads were huge. One of them turned its head almost too far and unnaturally they didn't speak, they just stared. I ran off that bridge and never crossed it again, and this was reported to like local newspaper archives oh, for real.
Speaker 2Yeah, and they had like it was like featured in a urban legends documentary for connecticut so you know they usually do like the reenactment and I kind of like when shows do that. I like that too.
Speaker 1Right, it gives me, like, a better perspective of like, of what was happening.
Speaker 2It makes it always a little bit more believable in a sense, yeah. Oh, was that it? Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 1My aunt drove her friend Megan, my brothers and their friend and their friend came along. We got lost in the area of Mitchell's Mill in Winchester but we kept seeing shadows in the woods. And when we came along, and when we came along, a black gate in the woods of Winchester Road my brothers and their friend thought it would be cool to make them not seem like sissies to get out of the car. Well, they walked down the little side road for a few moments and my aunt and I got scared. So we beeped the horn several times that's not my bad and they ran back to the car all diving in. They claimed that there was something that ran across the road. It suddenly got extremely foggy outside. My brother Keith realized he lost his phone while running back to the car. We were in no mood and none of us had the courage to turn back. That was it for that one.
Speaker 2They just ran away All right, this one's called Sleepover Dare. We were out late being dumb teenagers. It was one of those, I dare you, nights. We went looking into the melon heads, like you're supposed to Back road lights off. We pulled over, stepped out. It was dead quiet. Then something ran across the road behind the car, like a kid, but wrong. Its limbs were twitchy and its head was huge. Before we could even react, two more ran at us, slapping the car, smearing something on the windows. We screamed and drove away. We never went back and one of the girls swears she still hears tapping on her bedroom window at night. Um, this was like, uh, um, they said. Local high school project on connecticut folklore.
Speaker 1Like this is interviewed in oh, so they interviewed her for the interview. Yeah, and it was like picked up later in a town history podcast oh shit, okay, okay, okay, all right, I got uh, I got my final one. This is the one.
Speaker 1I think that's uh, uh fan fiction okay, my stepfather, mom, stepbrother and I were driving down chili koth road in charlton. We had been driving up and down roads in the same area for almost an hour, with no luck. We were just about to go home when we came up in the stretch of road that have fields on both sides and an irrigation ditch running parallel with each side of the road. Just then I looked out my window and saw him and melonhead. He, or it, was running along next to the ditch. Since the ditch was too wide to jump over, it was coming close like it was about to jump and then pulling away. At the time we were going about 45, 50 miles per hour.
Speaker 1The manly head was actually keeping up with us. It didn't look anything like I heard, heard in the stories. He looked about the same height as me, five seven, was wearing brown pants which were ripped up. They were uh, and where the seams would be, it was held together by what looked like corn husk. It wore a white shirt with brown and red stains all over it, hoping that the red stains weren't blood. Its head was very light brown tint. It had two holes in the side of its head which I think were ears. Its head was swirled up and the sides were very big looking. Just as we turned the curve, it jumped into the woods. So that was it for that one. Apparently, my foot was running 45, 50 miles per hour, catching up to the clock, apparently bro.
Speaker 2Apparently, come on, man, I got one more, all right. So this one says we were hiking. Nothing too serious and a new trail Around dusk. We realized we were off path. That's when we saw movement in the trees Short figures, maybe kids, but bald, pale and fast. They ran in circles around us, always just at the edge of our visions. We heard giggling not playful, though taunting. It took us an hour to find our way out. When we reached the car there were handprints on the rear windshield and it's like we don't hike there anymore. That's how they ended up. So the oh um. It was featured on a folklore blog and included in an episode of the podcast new england haunts okay so that story was up so it's also.
Speaker 1They picked it up and also okay, okay yeah, so um that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2That's all we're gonna talk about on that. That's we're gonna. There's not much to it, but it is a pretty interesting concept or it is I like the whole uh melon head, uh concept, I guess I like it too. I really wish it was one of those things where, where it was more it was more prevalent, it was more I really wish it was more documented yeah, but like, yeah, like actual documents yeah I really wish that that motherfucker bit me it bit me, ran back into the woods. That's really what I wanted.
Speaker 1I caught it on my ring camera something like that, yeah, something like that, but nah, bro, apparently nobody wants to record while you're driving down the road. So do we even rate this one?
Speaker 2or yeah, we can rate it we got to rate it for all of them, bro what would you rate this?
Speaker 1I give it a three just because even the stories they didn't really say they were attacking like I mean I don't know if there was some account. Well, some people saying that it had to lifestyle can have children, but we can't verify, we can't get more proof from that. So if it, you know, if it was out there it could do, it could bite you. It could bite you. Maybe a two, because it's not really messing with nobody, it's just out. If you're in the middle of the woods, what are you doing in the middle of the woods?
Speaker 2Come on, man, you can start to get eight by a million here. What are you doing? What are you doing? I agree, I'll give it a two.
Speaker 1A two or a one.
Speaker 2Because it they're just gonna throw rocks.
Speaker 1They're not smoke. They're not smoke, exactly, just throw.
Speaker 2Big ass head. You can't miss, you're not gonna miss it, you're not gonna miss it. You're not gonna miss that big ass head.
Speaker 1And what we gotta tell the cadences, bro he cook bro. Big head. No powers bro, he cook.
Speaker 2Just for that purpose, bro, just cause, yeah, they'll throw rocks. Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1They might bite you.
Speaker 2They can outnumber you, but they can't outnumber my car going 50 miles per hour drifting oh this jaw bag. I got on this. Y'all see what happens at them. Car meets, I'll do. I'll swing the whole boat. I'll swing the whole thing. Boom, boom, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 1I'll swing the whole thing, Boom, boom boom, boom, boom.
Speaker 2That man in here with his pencil.
Speaker 1Bird marks on his ass cheeks.
Speaker 2Especially with that Mustang, that Charger. Yeah, I'm going to get somebody, I'm going to hit somebody good with this. Me, me, me.
Speaker 1Do, do, do. You're not going to miss.
Speaker 2But yeah, like I said, two, one, something like that. I like it. It is a cool concept.
Speaker 1I like the cryptic stories about it.
Speaker 2I like the lore about it, the history or whatever. It's sad. It is more big.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, the lore, the origin story, whatever of them, it's crazy, it's fucked up.
Speaker 2I just really wish it was more, more meat on the bone, more meat there, more meat on the bone, more meat, there you go.
Speaker 1It's too much bone. I don't know meat.
Speaker 2But, yeah, we're going to go ahead and end that off on that note. Y'all let us know what y'all think, though. Let us know if y'all believe in the melon heads. Let us know if you have any stories about the melon head. If anybody that you know from the Ohio, Connecticut, Michigan region, let us know about what, which our beliefs are, or any things that y'all do, Like any uh, how would you say, like fun thing, Like, like you know high school kids that were like, oh, do you want to go do the the walk, the walk at night? They would be like the walk at night, where it's just like you walk down the road down the asylum or something Okay okay, yeah, yeah, yeah Y'all.
Speaker 2let us know if y'all have anything like that in y'all local area or anywhere from whoever's listening, right. If y'all do anything like that, let us know in the comments.
Speaker 1Is there any international metalheads? Do y'all got your own metalheads across the world? Oi?
Speaker 2governor, is there any metalheads over there?
Speaker 1all right about the governor saying bro but uh, y'all let us know.
Speaker 2All right, we're gonna go ahead and end this off on the. I mean, we're gonna go ahead and head to the next subject. Y'all already know what time it is. It's time for that two thousand years later. That's right y'all. Let them know what this conspiracy is. Wake these people from the shackles of the matrix. Let them know what this conspiracy is. Wake these people from the shackles of the matrix. Let them know that they're stuck in a simulation. Damn, I thought today was friday for some reason. Damn, what the fuck. Friday yeah well, what?
Speaker 2happened. I don't know what happened. I don't know.
Speaker 1I'm looking, time skipped in my head I've seen that you'll turn around your face. Look, I'm confused.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't, I don't know, I don't know what happened. I was like damn where you said that huh where you seen the date.
Speaker 1At what date you said, like I thought, today was friday where you see wednesday what, what you mean? Yeah, because like oh, what through? What threw me?
Speaker 2oh yeah, it threw you off I don't know, I just thought today was friday. For some reason.
Speaker 1My brain said yeah, we got this weekend it's crazy, bro, because you were talking about wake these people up, so were you Damn. I just woke up, did you? Just get sublimity advertising.
Speaker 2I finally gained consciousness. I finally marked everybody timestamp it. Reverence finally gained his conscience. Reverence finally gained his conscience.
Speaker 1All y'all gained it all of nowhere, whole flashbang in the middle of the playground woke up. What?
Speaker 2the fuck, who are you?
Speaker 1who's about to go to rhesus?
Speaker 2why are we playing in? I was obsessed with this theory as a kid, bro. So was this supposed to be a dark or it's just like more of like a psychological.
Speaker 1Oh okay, okay all right, I just want to make sure I did the right thing.
Speaker 2We about to find out. We about to find out go ahead, let me see.
Speaker 1Let me see if he got his notes right. The use by advertised images and sounds to influence consumers in response, without their being conscious of it.
Speaker 2So is that it right? Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, but you want to let them know, oh the. Yeah, what we're talking about.
Speaker 1Subliminal advertising, that's right. Advertisement, or like messages, messages, yeah. So alright, just to say it again. Alright, we're going to start it off. We're going to start it off.
Speaker 1The use by advertisers of images and sounds to influence consumers' response without their being conscious of it. Example the idea of subliminal messages has been widely used in popular culture. In an episode of Saved by the Bell, the character Zack uses it to get a date for the school dance, while the episode of the X-Files features it being used in conspiracy to encourage murder in a small town. The idea behind subliminal messages is that the most human decision making happens in the subconscious rather than the conscious. Subliminal messages are so subtle that people won't consciously notice them, but overt enough that their subconscious will pick up on it. For instance, you might include a particular logo, symbol or word somewhere in the photograph. A viewer won't consciously notice the symbol, but their brain will subconsciously process it, making them more prone to engage with whatever that word or symbol represents.
Speaker 1While it's often portrayed as malicious and exaggerated TV plots, it is inherently that way in real life. Often it's a fairly standard marketing tactic. For instance, it's a particularly common in company logos causing people to associate a particular idea with the brand every time they see its name. So color psychology plays an important role in subliminal marketing, with brands openly using specific hues to tap into consumers' natural emotions and associations. Colors, particularly in the logo or packaging, are carefully chosen to reflect brand values and invoke the size customers responses. Uh. For example, banks like chase use deep blues to convey stability and trustworthiness. Coffee brands use browns and greens to suggest earthness, warmth and natural origins. Repeating a message, an image or a motive in an ad can increase the chance that it will embed in the viewer's subconscious and possibly shape their behavior. For example, insurance businesses often repeatedly use the characters across advertisements Thank Jake from State Farm, flo from Progressive or the Geico Geico. Repeated slogans can have a similar effect. Just do it because you're worth it. Taste the rainbow.
Speaker 2American, wilson, duncan are some of the examples. For all the people in North Carolina. Y'all know this advertisement every time you get on the radio. I mean you turn on the radio. Crazy Kevin Powell, bro. Just the beginning of it, that's KevinSaysYescom. That's KevinSaysYescom, bro, low key, yep, yep, yep, we'll get you pre-approved and I'll give you $2,000 more for your trades. That's good advertisement, right there, that's marketing right there. But yeah, that's pretty much. That is it right? Yeah, that's good advertisement right there, that's marketing right there. But uh, yeah, that's pretty much that.
Speaker 2That is a little, yeah, that's, that's perfect, that's spot on okay perfect, but, like you said, they can be like visual, like hidden images or like brief flashes or whatever. Okay, uh, they could also be like auditory. Oh, okay, okay you know, I'm saying, yeah, like if you play that song backwards, yeah, but that I see, okay, so that is part of it too yeah, it's kind of part of it in a sense.
Speaker 1I see that they were saying like you can get a different message from it and I was like I don't know if this is the.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's it, oh, that's it, yeah kind of like you can also get it from like moving some letters around or like like hidden text or hidden logos or hidden images within a logo type of deal.
Speaker 1You know I'm saying yeah, uh, I remember a long time ago seeing something for uh, for wendy's, wendy's and mcdonald's. The color red conveys you like, makes you hungry yeah, I was gonna say that too that said uh yellow or red, yellow or red.
Speaker 2It was yellow or red, it Yellow or red.
Speaker 1It was yellow or red. It like triggers something in your brain. Oh, they both have it.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah, because we have Bojangles yellow, red, wendy's red, white, no yellow. Mcdonald's yellow and red.
Speaker 1That's crazy, because when I'm hungry, like when I'm feeling hungry, first thing that pops in my mind is literally that it's either wendy's or mcdonald's, like even if I don't want it like, that's just like when I'm thinking like, all right, like bird king, yeah, bird king too, uh, what else, what else, oh, chick-fil-a, chick-fil-a, uh it's the, it's these certain colors.
Speaker 2They're supposed to Trigger them.
Speaker 1Yeah and I mean Literally, yeah, cause like I'm like First, literally the first thing. It's either Most of the time it's McDonald's or it's Wendy's and I'm like, but I don't, I don't want that, though, like I really don't want that, but like literally the first thing. Like you know, I'm hungry, just chilling, just pop some wine, just went, I don't want one, but it's, it's in my head already, it's, it's already that's.
Speaker 2This is it's embedded in your d it's already embedded in my it's embedded into your subconscious now, bro it's in there, bro.
Speaker 1Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2I didn't even think about that, yeah it's in there now, like you could see. You could see just the rapper or like trash uh-huh, no logo like damn, I could get some bojangles right now just from the color yeah or damn, I could go for some wendy's just in a brown paper bag, right, and it said faux faux, faux faux faux, faux, faux, faux, faux, faux.
Speaker 1No damn, they got that big bag now.
Speaker 2But that ain't for me. Oh, cookout, cookout's red I mean black and red I be wanting cookout too.
Speaker 1That's what.
Speaker 2I'm saying it's the colors that get in your brain.
Speaker 1It's too much bread, though that's the only reason why I don't go for it. I don't have bread today. I ain't trying to get more.
Speaker 2You get too much bread, bro. Alright real, all right, real quick. What's your cookout tray? Look like. For all the people that don't know North Carolina. I don't know where else is that, but North Carolina has this place. It's called Cookout Good, cheap food. Oh well, sometimes good. It used to be cheaper, but inflation increased the prices of it. That's where it used to be like five bucks.
Speaker 1I was going to say five dollars you, you get a whole tray bro.
Speaker 2Whole tray in a shake. Five, six dollars, I swear bro.
Speaker 1That's what it used to be. That was like ten dollars a tray. Eight, eight, seven, yes.
Speaker 2Yeah, seven, eight, something like that. So Let the people know what a cookout is. I've been.
Speaker 1I've been known to Enjoy a glizzy here and there. So when enjoy a glizzy here and there, so when the throat gets itchy. When the throat gets itchy, that's like right now. Double hot dog tray.
Speaker 2Double hot dog tray. I didn't even know you could do that.
Speaker 1It's right down the menu, baby.
Speaker 2I didn't even know You're too tall. You thought I pulled up just for one.
Speaker 1You thought I pulled up just for one and I get another on the side. Freaky ass.
Speaker 2Comete algo.
Speaker 1Just because two to my tongue might not feel me All right, man.
Speaker 2All right.
Speaker 1So double hot dog tray Chili cheese, mustard onions.
Speaker 2Mmm. Chili cheese mustard onions Uh-huh On your hot dogs.
Speaker 1Chili cheese mustard onions on your hot dogs, all my hot dogs. Nine times out of ten they get it right. Sometimes they hit me with some coleslaw. I don't want no fucking coleslaw. My hot dog, get that shit out of here. And then my sides. I used to get, uh, chili cheese fries. Gotta, gotta watch the weight, uh. So now I get a double Cajun wrap.
Speaker 2Okay, double Cajun wrap, double Cajun wrap, double Cajun wrap.
Speaker 1Saddle buffalo sauce. Crispy chicken right Crispy chicken Chicken tenders.
Speaker 2Fuck it, let's go to cookout.
Speaker 1We might have to go. And then I gotta stop. Nah, I gotta stop with that. Eatin' late, eatin' late, be fuckin' me up. Fuck that, that shit not real.
Speaker 2That shit really just a theory. That shit a whole conspiracy.
Speaker 1And then the bath. The bath Depends how I'm feeling today. It could be a Large Coke light ice, or it could be a large sweet tea.
Speaker 2But For people that don't know, if you get the Ice tea or sweet tea, you get a bigger drink.
Speaker 1You do get a bigger drink If you get like a Coke or something.
Speaker 2It's a large drink, but it's not as large you gotta order huge oh, huge, huge because their tea is.
Speaker 1If you see it says huge tea so order instead of a large cup, order a huge cup. Oh, my fat ass found that out. I told her. I told her oh, this ain't large. She said that's large. I said, oh, I want the large one. Sweet tea. She said, oh, baby, that's huge I said well, give me huge there what? What you talking about? You was a little ass drink.
Speaker 2I ain't not Now, I know.
Speaker 1You hit my throat, I'm parched.
Speaker 2Now, I know.
Speaker 1No hair bro.
Speaker 2Tips and tricks here, cosmic Cove I'm about to show out. I'm going to install this tomorrow. Oh you leaving the game yeah we're going to Roanoke, virginia, tomorrow, so I'm about to flex on it Go ahead, did we go cook? Oh, they don't have cookout, don't they?
Speaker 1work. I don't know, they might have a gun. They haven't gone.
Speaker 2I mean, I don't know. We're about to see, I'm going to see, about to get crazy what you about to get Go ahead.
Speaker 1What's your plate? What's your plate?
Speaker 2Something slight Chicken Chicken baiter. Chicken baiter.
Speaker 1We masturbating the chicken.
Speaker 2Chicken bacon. What is it? Chicken bacon sandwich, cheddar, cheddar bacon sandwich, cheddar bacon chicken sandwich. There you go. Cheddar, bacon, chicken sandwich, some shit like that.
Speaker 1Bro, what is it like? The specialty?
Speaker 2Oh, that's some good chicken Right there, bro.
Speaker 1Fuck, is it the crispy chicken or is it like the the grilled chicken? It's like Grilled chicken.
Speaker 2Bruh, and you know that place.
Speaker 1They cook out, they it's like grilled chicken Grilled chicken Bruh and you know that place smells their cookout grilled chicken. Oh my goodness, it is this level Bruh. It smells so good.
Speaker 2When you drive by a cookout, it smells so Bruh you cannot drive by a cookout and not Once you smell it like you want some. Uh-huh.
Speaker 1Like you start, like your mouth starts salivating or anything.
Speaker 2Then the color red appears in your head. Yellow, no red and black Like damn. I can go for some food, but I'd get the cookout tray right. I'd get the chicken cheddar bacon sandwich, whatever the fuck it's called for my sides.
Speaker 1I'm a simple man. My bad, my bad. What all do you order on the sandwich, though?
Speaker 2Fuck it. Throw everything on that thing. Throw some onions, some sauteed onions. Throw everything I got to get a bang from my butt, whatever. I don't want, I just throw it out, that's what Sammy does, bro.
Speaker 1That's what that motherfucker be doing, bro. He might be ordering.
Speaker 2They can't mess up if I do it that way.
Speaker 1Bro, we were right. Low key. Sometimes I'll be ordering like a double cheeseburger. Double, cheeseburger, bacon, everything on it too. One time we were like bro, we were fated bro, and I'm like Sam, let's go. He's like all right, bet. We went, we ordered, we got our food. I asked him what he wanted, bro, he said everything. I said all right, bet, we get down, motherfucker, start taking everything off. I'm like what the fuck? I like the jester.
Speaker 2I just don't like the execution, bro. I was like I could have ordered it without it.
Speaker 1you know he's like nah, nah, I like taking it off myself. I was like, all right, bro.
Speaker 2I understand you, Sammy. I know where you're coming from, Sammy.
Speaker 1There you go bro.
Speaker 2Anywhere, really Anywhere bro.
Speaker 1Everything on it and it starts taking stuff off bro, because it depends how I'm feeling.
Speaker 2If I want this, I'll keep it on, if I don't want it, I'll just take it off. Right, so I can still choose. I still have the option to choose.
Speaker 1I eat everything I do too, but the only thing I don't like is tomatoes. I'm going to eat it, bro. The onions are so good, bro. I like it because they be the thick-ass onions too.
Speaker 2I know, bro, they got a little dice to a little-ass thing. Though I like onions, I know a lot of people don't like onions. I love onions, I love onions, bro. Oh the crunchiness.
Speaker 1So good bro, for real bro, and then all their vegetables of the garden, bro it be so fresh, so crunchy.
Speaker 2Every bite just stimulates my brain bro, what was I going to say?
Speaker 1Oh, your sides, my bad.
Speaker 2Yeah the sides. I'm a simple man, bro. Simple man. Y'all heard it here first Reverent simple Fries and hush puppies, that's it.
Speaker 1That's it. No chili cheese on the fries.
Fast Food Obsessions and Cookout Talk
Speaker 2No, no, chili Bruh, it's cause they disappoint me so much. They used to give you A whole tray Full of fries.
Speaker 1Yeah, they did Right, like a whole Tray, big ass tray.
Speaker 2Yeah, they did, they did, cause when you order Double, fries.
Speaker 1It's like A big tray, yeah, a big tray, just the fries.
Speaker 2And tell them Throw some chili on top.
Speaker 1Chili cheese. That's a meal itself. That's a meal itself. Right there, you used to be able to Now.
Speaker 2They just give you a little hot dog box and throw a little bit of fries, a little bit of chili, that's right, you right.
Speaker 1You right that shit be hurting my soul, you right?
Speaker 2But them hush puppies is so fucking good. You do like hush puppies I fucking love Hush Puppies bro, they should be putting me in a coma.
Speaker 1You know what's really good for there too, but I only hate. I hate it because they only give you three Onion rings Chicken nuggets. Their chicken nuggets are so good. I'm pretty sure it's like the good brand for Fula. They got like a good brand of chicken nuggets. I'm pretty sure it's that one. But, bro, it's just so good. But I only give you three, bro, so I always sometimes if I want chicken, I'll get double.
Speaker 1That's that that one time I went with Sammy. We ate all our food. We're like, bro, I'm about to go through again. He said, yeah, go around again bro.
Speaker 2Ate in the parking lot, bro.
Speaker 1we Went back through. Yeah, in the parking lot. Bro, we went back through, yeah, in the parking lot bro, diabolical we bunched down, bro diabolical that's how good cookout is it really be good, y'all?
Speaker 2it's just don't sleep on it. Oh, and then the milkshakes. Fuck bro, that's fuck bro. Sometimes I always go to cookout just for a milkshake.
Speaker 1Just for a milkshake, bro. Just cause milkshake. Just for a milkshake, bro. Just because that peach cobbler would be terrible.
Speaker 2I was about to say the same thing.
Speaker 1Nah, oh, fuck the cheese caramel cheesecake. I've never tried that one. Try that one next time I tried that.
Speaker 2My go-to is strawberry cheesecake and the peach cobbler. The peach cobbler. I had the watermelon, but that shit was me.
Speaker 1That shit was ass bro nah, I like, I like the peach cobbler. Peach cobbler is just go. That's like if you can't make up your mind, just go with peach cobbler, go with peach cobbler.
Speaker 2That shit is fucking.
Speaker 1You cannot go wrong. That is like the best one that is the best one, but the caramel cheesecake one, bro, I ain't even thinking.
Speaker 2I ain't never tried that I gotta try cheesecake.
Speaker 1I'm gonna try that this week. Caramel cheesecake, bro.
Speaker 2But uh, oh shit, my fault. We still my fault, y'all got lost. And then for my drink I'll just get a cheer wine, bro.
Speaker 1Cheer one is so fucking I'm about to start crying I used to not fuck with cheer one, but but recently I like I started like putting cherry stuff in my in my drinks. Uh-huh, change the game, bro. If you ever go to full line and I feel like, uh, wendy's or burkey, you know what they got in my drinks. Uh-huh, changed the game, bro, it did bro. Bro, if you ever go to Fulon not Fulon, wendy's or Burger King, you know where they got that one machine that has all the flavors in it. Get you a Cherry Mellow Yellow.
Speaker 2I didn't even know that was a thing.
Speaker 1It's not a thing Out of the wild, it's machines. Oh shit, oh shit. Cherry bellow, yellow y'all tried cherry bellow yellow.
Speaker 2That's like if you go pages the game. That's like if you go to uh wendy's and you get like the dave soda uh-huh dave soda dave soda they. So what is it? Something like that. It's just like a soda. It's like not coke or anything, but it's just like dave soda or some shit like that. They have this orange pop one or cream pop, oh that shit like that cream pop soda. Fuck, bro, you talking about some goodness bro. That shit be that shit.
Speaker 2Made my eyes roll back when I drink this, I'll be like that should be making my toes curl. Bro, drinking that cream pop soda, bro, orange soda, whatever you want to call it, but it's got, bro, drinking that cream pop soda, bro, orange soda, whatever you want to call it, but it's got to be the cream pop one, the cream cream pop, okay, okay, like orange nice writer orange.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, no, that's okay, okay, that shit, or vanilla bro, oh my god, vanilla, soda vanilla bro, that should be my downfall bro. Vandella, I'll put you on. They got Vandella. Fuck, let's go right now in the pocket.
Speaker 2We'll catch our next episode nah, but uh, I'll show you. I'll show you um júntate conmigo, bro, but um, that's pretty much like. I mean, we still got more to say but, that's pretty much like a little general basis how simple little things can care for you, yeah the mind and everything y'all see the here first right, we went off into a rant just just it made us think about it and from us thinking about it, we promoted it.
Speaker 2Dead ass, dead, dead ass. Unconsciously, yo just from a color, from a color to a food literally just brought it up to free advertising you can ask me what I did today at work.
Speaker 1I ain't gonna know. I ain't gonna know, but this, right now, I remember detail bro yo ceo right now rubbing his hands like bird man.
Speaker 2Bro, put some respect on my name. Oh so there's like, like you said, it's like influences buying behavior. You can shape political views by doing this. You can desensitize us to like violence or immorality, normalize surveillance and obedience or even activate, like hidden psychological triggers.
Speaker 2By doing this, hold on, like they've done, figured out how to like, do it to where, like they can manipulate your emotions or your cravings, like we show a lot of food and everything like, for example, like um, it's kind of like a mass mind control or kind of like the mk ultra style, like experiments on the public okay so this I got, I got some evidence, or whatever you want to go ahead the drink coca-cola, eat popcorn hoax. So market researcher james uh vickery vickery claimed he flashed drink coca-cola and eat popcorn during a movie for just one three thousandth of a second, like just yeah, yeah, real quick, real quick he said, sales increased significantly, significantly.
Speaker 2Years later he admitted it was a hoax, but the public already believed it was real. So compare conspiracies, say it wasn't a hoax, it was a cover-up. Wait. So he they said he showed a quick like flash. Yeah, drink coke, eat popcorn. Uh-huh, his sales went up.
Speaker 2Okay, then he's like I ain't never did that okay, okay but people say like yeah, they're like no, yeah, you did, okay. Then you got um. You got some things like um. Another like subliminal thing, like off topic, is the Disney stuff. They had sexual imagery. I see that too. That was a big thing. The Little Mermaid.
Speaker 1That's part of this too, then.
Speaker 2Yeah, this is all part of it. Shit get deep yeah it gets deep Shit.
Speaker 1Get deep. Hold on, I scratched it, sir. Hold on now. This is subliminal images. Hold on. No, yeah, this is like the subliminal images.
Speaker 2Hold on so, like in the VHS cover of the Little Mermaid. There's like a phallic shape.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2It's the tower in the back. It's the shape of a it's shaped like yeah, shaped like that. Like a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1It has a phallic shape Like a cock.
Speaker 2Like a big juice.
Speaker 1Shit big juice, she had veins and everything she was crazy.
Speaker 2Have you seen the picture, uh-uh.
Speaker 1Oh no, let me show it to you real quick, hold on.
Speaker 2Let me pull this up for you.
Speaker 1Jamie, pull it up. I was looking at that but I was like I don't know if that's part of it. I don't know if this is so. This is still part of it, then Fuck bro, that's all. When I used to watch a little mermaid when I was little, I used to get. When I don't know why I? Started when I used to watch a little mermaid when I was young. I get horny and shit. I start humping the uh, the couch and shit. What the fuck? Disney, disney. What does it look like?
Speaker 2shit, got the love bumps on it. Um, yeah, bro, like it has a whole like what penis shape to the tower in the back on a vhs cover. So they like say they like sneak this stuff. I don't know why they're. They're saying they sneak this stuff in, but they're like do it as a sign of like that's crazy, bro, that's crazy, we can do right.
Speaker 1that's crazy, bro, that's crazy, look what we can do Right. That's crazy though.
Speaker 2Or like in the Lion King, when Simba collapses on the cliff, a cloud of dust allegedly spells sex. What the fuck you never seen that? For what reason, though? I don't know. Yo, I don't know. Fuck, but it's like subliminal message.
Speaker 1No, but it's like subliminal message.
Speaker 2No, that is, this is stuff that you tell them you don't watch Lion King.
Speaker 1They wanna go fuck afterwards ay, that might be, but I used to be my me after watching Lion King, bro.
Speaker 2I mean Netflix is essentially associated with sex in the sense of dun dun, soon as you log, like soon as you log in, you're like soon as you hear, the see. But it's everybody's like oh, I'm about to smash, fuck the shows. I'm about to smash cause of the whole.
Speaker 1I put Netflix in my house, don't, don't, even, don't, don't even talk to me. Don't even talk to me, cause don't be acting funny when I say, when I, when I see on your left, you already know what the fuck going on. You, you picked Netflix. You talking about, you want to see Netflix. You know what that does to me, girl. You know how I get you know how I get one too.
Speaker 2As soon as I hear that it's out um there's like a bunch of other stuff, bro, or like we talked about music uh-huh like you can play it backwards, like in led zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven. Some here like satanic phrases like here's to my sweet Satan. Then you have the Beatles. Paul is dead. Rumors say clues were hidden in reverse lyrics. Jay-z and Beyonce accused of hiding occult messages with lyrics containing phrases like 666 and Hell, satan, one reverse, fuck.
Speaker 2I ain't know about all this. I remember I was a little kid but I was like sitting there, bro, headphones on, who was that? I was deep in the rabbit hole, bro. I'm over here like mind blown. I was like none of this shit's real bro. None of this shit matters Yo, all right. So, and this is a political one, like in 2000, george w bush campaigned ad, flashed the word rats for a split second while discussing al gore's health care plan.
Speaker 1It was caught and called an accident, but some believe it was intentional to evoke disgust subconsciously I had, I had seen that too, but like I'm saying, I ain't thinking that, I ain't thinking with that d yeah this is like this is all the stuff I thought it was just influenced me what to eat what, what to drink, what.
Speaker 2No, no, no, no, no, no no. You got more stuff.
Speaker 1Just eating stuff. I don't like this.
Speaker 2This is the good stuff, bro Corporate logos and messaging Amazon.
Speaker 1The small is an arrow from A to Z Subtle but some say it suggests total control, like it suggests they have items from A to Z. Yeah, A to Z.
Speaker 2Okay. Okay, fedex. Hidden arrow between the E and X suggests movement, delivery, but seen as a subconscious symbol of precision and dominance. Okay, coca-cola. Some say it flipped or mirrored parts of the logo. Spell words in Arabic or form symbols.
Speaker 1Does it say what the words say?
Speaker 2No, it doesn't say Okay, you got a bunch of other stuff, you got a, like we said, color schemes to invoke hunger, arithmetic, I mean rhythmic music tied to brainwave entertainment. Uh, hidden shapes or faces meant to make you associate emotion with products. Um, let me see, let me think. Um, I'm trying to see, all right. So some people tie this to like religious and occult connections. So some believe subliminal messaging is part of, like the spirit, spiritual war. So the theory claims that, like demonic entities influence culture through music, art, media. So symbols like the all-seeing eye, pentagrams, 666, are hidden in plain sight. To try and put that into your subconscious mind.
Speaker 2To make you more prone to it or be influenced by it.
Speaker 1This is reminding me. There's this movie where there's a dude that I don't know what the basis of the movie is, but he finds his glasses. He dogs his dude out or something. He picks up his glasses and he puts them on. He's in New York right now. There's advertising everywhere. He puts them on, it has a different view. It starts saying you're sheep, it was like a fast food type billboard and then it says like your sheep, uh, uh, keep listening to us. Uh like it's some dark shit like that. That's like what this is reminding me of hold on.
Speaker 1Let me see if I can find the movie right quick because this, this shit get crazy. Hold on it gets pretty crazy.
Speaker 2So you have artists that are accused of selling their souls to participate in this right here, like for fame or whatever. Uh, kind of like lady gaga, katie perry and little anas x performances with, like heavy occult themes super bowl halftime shows that allegedly depict ritualistic ceremonies. So scientists think like this is like. Maybe that is true maybe it isn't, but it says that most people can agree that subliminal cues can influence mood or decisions, but not drastically.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, kind of like we said if you see the color yellow you're like, oh, I'm going to get Wendy's.
Speaker 1So they say it's not that deep, or maybe Bojangles.
Speaker 2It'll make you think something, but it ain't gonna make you pick a certain thing, it'll just lead you in a direction like into the thought you got, you, got you Okay. You know what I'm saying yeah.
Speaker 1So I found the movie. It's called they Live, they Live, they Live. This film, a construction worker finds sunglasses and reveals a hidden truth A paras. It's controlling humanity through subliminal messages in media and advertising.
Speaker 2It's like an old movie, but this is exact. Oh shit, like they be saying like obey, oh, that's where that came from. Oh, okay, I gotta watch that. That looks like a good movie. Oh, my back, it's like a bunch of stuff, bro. So they said that YouTube and tiktok, like some creators claim, that content is my bad it'll be confirmed by conform.
Speaker 1But like that's what the glasses on when they take the glasses off, it's just like a regular sign, like for oh, like a jc panty sign, or it's a, or it's like a damn fast food restaurant sign, but when he puts the glasses on it, that's. That's what it's saying.
Speaker 2It's a movie, that's black and white, uh, when he puts the glasses on. That's what it's saying.
Speaker 1It's a movie that's black and white. When he puts the glasses on, it turns black and white. Oh shit, so yeah, so like he's going out and like it's just normal without the glasses, it's just normal. So once he put the glasses on, he can see the message behind behind it. So that's, it's all over the city like that, like consume it and stuff like that damn that's pretty scary.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's what it reminded me of. This chicken is carrying my little key hold on there another example. This is like the exorcist. So in the exorcist the demon's face flashes so fast. Most people never consciously see it, but their brain registers it and that gets in your head. Well, I know you do see it, because they show a whole panel of it, whatever. But it's just like a, it's just like something else you could.
Speaker 1Okay, attribute to it Okay.
Speaker 2Okay, uh, what else was there? That's pretty much it. I mean, there's countless other things you could say or do. We'll say about the subliminal messaging, but that's like a good general basis of it or whatever. Did you have anything?
Speaker 1Yeah, let me give you my little simple ass.
Speaker 2Go ahead.
Speaker 1Go ahead my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my middle of the word are formatted to look like steak people holding the chip, while the dot above eye looks like a bowl of salsa. It's hard to notice if you don't know it's there, but simply by looking at the logo the subconscious mind still likely makes a connection between Tostitos and happy gatherings.
Speaker 1I like that the KFC Dollar Snacker. Kfc drew negative attention in 2008 when they aired a commercial for its Dollar Snacker featuring a green dollar bill in the lettuce. You had to slow the commercial way down to see it, but once you do, it can't be unseen, so it's like you're just making. You want to buy stuff. Damn Burger King. In 2009, Burger King launched an advertising campaign to promote its new 7-inch burger, which included a single beef patty, American cheese, sauteed onions and A1 steak sauce. It featured a surprised looking woman with her mouth agape facing the product. The caption reads it'll blow your mind. So let me show you that one, Because it looks like the woman's basically about to. Because it's a long. It's the long sandwich. It looks like she's about to.
Speaker 2Deep throat, that thing yeah.
Speaker 1That's literally what it looks like.
Speaker 2Hair in a ponytail?
Speaker 1No, you don't see the ponytail, damn.
Speaker 2Burkine. It'll blow your mind away.
Speaker 1You tell me, you tell me.
Speaker 2Sex sales, sex sales. Look at this, though. Look at this, though. That's what it is Sex sales 6.25 a meal. What a time.
Speaker 1What a time. What a time, what a time. Wendy's updated its logo 2013 for the first time since 1993. While it still retains many of the same elements as the original, the new logo attempted to create a possible mental image in the mind of consumers by including the word mom on Wendy's ruffle collar.
Speaker 2Oh shit, I never noticed that you ain't seen that it has mom on it, I ain't never noticed that you ain't seen that it has mom on it.
Speaker 1I ain't never noticed that. When I noticed that, I remember seeing something about it.
Speaker 2Uh, I have never noticed that to this day. That's maybe why, uh, why, people like going to wendy's because his mom is cooking. That's what it is. But oh, my goodness, you figured, we found it, we figured it out here. You see it, mom, oh shoot, oh damn.
Speaker 1But you subconsciously, subconsciously, you had registered that.
Speaker 2I ain't never noticed that, so yeah, that's basically it.
Speaker 1It's just.
Speaker 2Damn, I never noticed that.
Speaker 1That's pretty crazy. Well, yeah, no, your shit was crazier bro.
Speaker 2That's something Just poop for time for all y'all people out there listening. Y'all let us know if y'all have any subliminal messages that we missed. I mean, obviously there's countless, but yeah, y'all let us know some good ones that we missed. Though. Let us know, if yours, what your thoughts on the theory are. Let us know if you like the milkshakes or not.
Speaker 1Any of y'all talk shit about cookout. I'm gonna be at y'all front door with a shotgun.
Speaker 2That was funny, holding my ass cheek, spreading, spreading my ass cheek, but yeah, we're gonna we're gonna go ahead and end this episode off now, but uh, to all the people that always get to the end of the episode, thank you so much for listening. Thank you for always tuning in for all the recurring listeners. Thank you to anybody that this is your first episode. Listen to us, you know what a crazy episode.
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Episode Wrap-Up and Final Thoughts
Speaker 2Shout out to my cousin Pepe. You know it's always good to talk to him on the phone, but I know I keep saying we're going to have guests. I swear to y'all Write it down. I'm going to buy a microphone. Fuck it, we're going to have a guest next month, sometime in May. Y'all look forward to having a guest. It's going to be hosted at Yayo's house. He's going to have carne asada. He's going to have beers, everything hosted by him. He's going to cook the bris.
Speaker 1I could make a little crazy event Get the juices flowing.
Speaker 2We'll see how it goes, though, but I promise y'all we're going to have a guest in May. I don't know who it is yet. We're going to discuss it and see how it goes from there. But again, thank you so much, Pepe. Shout out to my girlfriend, Thank you to anybody that keeps returning, returning listeners and everybody you know. Much love, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1And I listeners and everybody you know, much love. I appreciate it and I'll catch you on the next one. So, oh, wait, yeah you go. Oh, just savvy good. Shout out sam, you already know. Drill the man samuel sosa. Yeah, yeah, but now that's it though. No jeruny, no parents, I don't know jeruny. Uh, yeah, shout out, fuck, fuck. All of y'all get. Shout out, fuck damn. Shout out walbert. Shout out. Shout out Wobbuffet. Shout out Wobbuffet. Low key. Shout out Wobbuffet. Let's see if he makes it. This is again.
Speaker 2Go follow Yayo on Snapchat so y'all can see the stuff that he does what's your King, kai Ricky?
Speaker 1all one word, that's right.
Speaker 2So on that note, we'll catch you on an episode. We'll see you next time. Sorry, catch and on that note.
Speaker 1we'll catch you on an episode. We'll see you next time. Sorry, We'll see y'all.
Speaker 2We'll see you on the next one Peace, peace.
