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EP 50- Snooze or Lose: The Science Behind Your All-Nighters
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Your body's desperate plea for rest goes far beyond just feeling tired. In this eye-opening episode, we dive deep into the alarming ways sleep deprivation systematically breaks down your physical health and mental capabilities.
Ever experienced that scary moment when you're driving and suddenly realize you can't remember the last few minutes of your journey? That's microsleep—your brain literally forcing mini-blackouts while your body remains on autopilot. We break down this dangerous phenomenon along with the science showing how skipped sleep damages everything from your immune system to hormone production. The famous cases we share, including a teenager who stayed awake for 11 days, reveal the terrifying psychological effects when humans push beyond their limits.
But this episode isn't all nightmare fuel. We transition into exploring the rapidly evolving world of robotics that's reshaping our daily lives. From humanoid robots handling manual labor to delivery bots bringing groceries to your door, these innovations are eliminating human error while creating new possibilities. We examine surgical robots performing with superhuman precision, bartending bots pouring perfect drinks, and even living robots called xenobots that could revolutionize medicine by delivering treatments directly where needed.
What happens when we combine our need for sleep with advancing technology? Will robots eventually take over mundane tasks so humans can finally get the rest they need? Join us for this fascinating exploration of human limitations and technological potential. Your perspective on both sleep and our robotic future will never be the same.
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Episode Introduction
Speaker 1Oh you think darkness is your ally?
Speaker 2You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it.
Speaker 1Molded by it. I see death.
Speaker 2Welcome Cosmic Cole family to another episode of your co-host, your human boy Reverence.
Speaker 1That's right, it's your boy. Reverence, reverence, caca, choo, choo, choo, boom, boom, boom, boom, wild one well, I saved two words, bro.
Speaker 2What'd you mean, bro? I got I don't know what happened, bro so I was saving right. I was just gonna like I was just trimming it like just you know how usually, just just trim it down, but it still looks like I have some. I hate it because then I look like I have a double chin, bro, and I got it. I don't know what happened. I like I was just going, you're cleaning your beard. Nice you did it yourself Manscaped.
Speaker 1No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not giving free promotion. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2I used an anonymous brand that is not paying us to sponsor them, so I've cleaned it up. It was good, it was good and then. So then you got to use the. I was using the little thing, the one you gave me. Oh, the blade, the blade, but I like zoned out or something who's slicing their whole face off. I was just like I kept going and going and then I looked back and I was like what am I doing? And it was already like down here.
Speaker 2So I tried to fix it up, Like still trying to have like, but then I had like this weird-ass line, wrong that neck, like that. But I was like those bags.
Speaker 1But we have that little lot like right. I said, no, I'm not doing that, but I just keep it. Who would be no money? Oh, no, baby, no money. Just has the patch. No, I don't know who that is. Oh, you don't know, baby, no money. Did I really forget that melody? I'm surprised you don't know, bb, no money.
Speaker 2You heard this song oh yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that dude right, yeah, yeah, and I dropped that one.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm, oh, okay.
Speaker 2Okay yeah, what Does he still make? Music yeah.
Speaker 1He still does. Yeah, bro, he's been hanging out with a bunch of the streamers. Oh yeah, alright, let me stop Before I get copyrighted, even though I think he said You're able to use his music Only certain songs, I think.
Speaker 2About to use it for everything now, but um. But, yeah, bro. So I went too crazy with it, bro, and then I tried to fix it up, but I did the best. I really don't like how. It don't look bad, though it don't look bad, but I don't like how it don't look bad though it don't look bad, but I I don't like, cause. Then I FaceTimed. I FaceTimed my brother yesterday and bro.
Speaker 2And then I don't be here the angle's right, I hit that shit like From down here but I was looking at that Turtle from over the head but I said oh no, oh my god no.
Speaker 1Who felt cooked. They said no. But it's like Look, facial hair is like.
Speaker 2Makeup for girls, bro, and right now, my foundation is not it.
Speaker 1I did not blend.
Speaker 2What did they be saying? This ain't my skin, this ain't my color, it ain't work out bro. No, but it looks good bro. It don't look too bad. Clean bro. No, but it looks good, bro. It looks good. Clean it up right there. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1But I know exactly what you mean. I'm trying to grow my facial hair out too, that's what I wanted.
Speaker 2That's why I shaved it, because I was like all right clearly it's not growing no more. I was like let me cut it off so I can influence some growth and stuff. I think what I need is that thing you have that be pricking you.
Speaker 1I got one, if you want one.
Speaker 2Oh, you got another one. Yeah, that's what I need. That's what I think I need, because I noticed it still have spots where it needs them.
Speaker 1It helps out a lot, bro.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm going to have to start using that. It helps out a whole lot.
Speaker 1But I was going to shave mine too. But it said don't shave, leave your hair growing, because you're going to stop the growth of the new follicles or new hairs coming in.
Speaker 2So they said don't shave it.
Speaker 1I mean they said, you can trim it, but don't cut it too short.
Speaker 2Yeah, I was just trying to trim it, bro, I don't know, I was just supposed to clean this section up. Next thing I know hole raises down here.
Speaker 1I said bro, wow, bro, wow, I don't know Now all the huzzas Is gonna be saying On the TikTok, I can't even step out now, bro. Who is that guy when?
Speaker 2y'all FIV go. We're the early motherfuckers Right there. Bring the other dude back.
Speaker 1Wasn't gonna say how was your week, bro, how you been doing, shit was good bro.
Speaker 2Shit Well. So I put my mom's Bouldering.
Speaker 1Oh shit that's right.
Speaker 2First time, first time.
Speaker 1I've never done this in my life. Whole demo, whole demo group, whole renovation.
Speaker 2We demo her bathroom, reinforce her bathroom. Bathroom got painted. They got wallpaper on itself, they got uh new floor and everything. And now the boiler, new tub, nah, no new tub. They got a they got a standing shower.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, okay and uh bruh so so, uh, now the boiler.
Speaker 2New tub. No, no, new tub, they got a standing shower. Oh, okay, okay, and bro, so I did it, you know, and I had never done this. So I cut the lines and everything, like I was telling you, with them. Shark bites, so easy, so efficient. So I put one of the pipes, put one of the pipes, ran it down, somehow it connected, somehow it worked. I was like, yes, this is working, this is working. Yes, tiktok maybe does pay off, right? I was like, yes, this is working. And then I cut one of the pipes that are already there. I cut them too short. So I put the shark bite.
Speaker 2I didn't read the packages. You know, man don't read instructions. We don't need that shit, man. So now I had to look at the instructions. I was like, why is this not working? Oh, let me tell you how I found that out. So I connected Everything looked good. Tested, everything looked good. Everything looked good. Turned the water on it was good for like a couple of seconds and water started coming out, but it's already like at nine ten, I think.
Speaker 1I would've put tape all over it, bro. Yep, we good to go next house.
Speaker 2I'm about to put a screw. Put a screw and piece of wood on top of it, bro. Um bro, it started leaking. Bro, the store's already closed. What do I do now? So, uh, I tried to fix it the best I could and it didn't. It wasn't working, so that night I had to let it go. Bro, tell my mom, look, I ain't gonna charge you for tonight, but but look here, y'all ain't gonna have water till tomorrow morning Free of charge. Who a whole real contractor? Who a real contractor.
Speaker 1That is real contractor right there. Look, I know, because I get about the same thing. I'll tell you my story.
Speaker 2I'll tell you so I had to tell the brother break the news, had to pull in my hat on my hand. You feel I ain't gonna have no water. I might want to look somewhere else to shower tonight. So I just had to cut the. I just only thing. I literally just had to cut the water off. That's all I could do because not the water was going to keep on spraying out.
Speaker 2So next day come up, you know, and I bought the stuff and everything and they had like their previous work was like, oh, so I tried putting the stop. Just a truck might stop on it. So I was like okay, so I can still turn on the water, so I can still have water. I cut the pipe. That wasn't even the issue. I thought the bottom pipe was the issue. It was where the shark bite was. That was the issue, because I didn't leave enough space for it. So when I cut the water back on, all that shit started spraying my face. I said, oh, I cut the wrong one. And then the pipe I was trying to cut, I cut it with these, with these like uh, plumber scissors, and that shit was just cracking it. I know you're not supposed you're supposed to use a saw for that Cause if it's too brittle. So I seen that shit, that shit cracked.
Speaker 2And this is still the same day, taylor and I. I said fuck man. So I come by and they had like a weird contraption. Who would have put it before? Whoever had done the plumbing before? They had like a half an inch to another half an inch to an elbow, and then the elbow goes to a three-quarters and then it goes to another three-quarters. It was crazy, crazy stuff. So that new day, you know, you rest your brain working. I look at it. I'm like, okay, I see what the problem is. I see where he fucked up. I see where the previous dude fucked up. I ain't fucked up, it was the previous dude. So all I needed was an elbow adapter from a half an inch to three quarters, that's it.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2That's it. That's it. I was overcomplicating that at first. It be like that. Sometimes I was going to rip everything out. I was about to run new lines, bro. I was about to tear out the septic tank, bro, About to start right there. So yeah, bro, All I need is just one elbow. Oh, and I go to Lowe's bro. Bitch-ass, Lowe's bro.
Speaker 2Know what they do, bro Bro they don't got shit where it's supposed to go, bro, they like. So the first time I it was not a. It was not an easy project. First, bro, I found stuff that I needed before at a different section, like it was, like it was in the same section. But I was going all based off the pictures that they had on the boxes where, well, what I needed wasn't there. So I thought like bro, oh, that's why I was over complicating it. So I was like bro, they don't got what I need. So how am I gonna do this? I'm looking for something else. I'll find the piece that I need. But uh, in the end it all worked out. I just I just need that little elbow. I put it, it worked. It worked at that moment.
Speaker 2So I told everybody you know, just run the water, make sure it's working, everything, blah, blah. Yesterday I got a call. It's already like 10, it was already about to be 11. It had gone to the house to make sure everything was good. Everything was good. So I leave At 10,. They call me talking about hey, they said damn Luckily my child in the street, y'all right there, sammy, because he was looking how I was doing stuff. He was watching how I was doing it, so I was able to tell him so. So what was happening? The pipes it doesn't have I need to get that now that I remember they're just laying, they're just like floating Don't have no support. So the pressure of the water and the weight of the water was pushing it down and at the top of the boiler, where the water comes up from, it started like disconnecting a little bit.
Speaker 1So all you had to do was just tighten it, bro.
Speaker 2my mom called me hysterical crazy. I'm like, bro, I don't know what the fuck.
Speaker 1She said this guy don't know what he doing. This contractor I'm never going to contract.
Speaker 2Just give me Sammy, sammy knows what. Because she was like no, sammy's doing it wrong. I was like bro Sammy don't know what he doing. So then I got my best guy on the job I got.
Speaker 1my best guy on the at the homeowner's house.
Speaker 2That's real contract. The baby you charge, you charge 25 000. He only get a 500. But uh, so all we had to do because we did it for the other pipe we just had to like, uh, put some support on it so the pipe wasn't just floating some people use that strap thing. Uh-huh, yeah, I'm gonna go underneath the house and put some straps, uh uh tomorrow, but yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2So, sammy, we managed to tie that off and then he tightened it, tied the uh the hose yeah, the hose, and that was it, that was it so it worked it worked, it worked and it's all working. As of now, next episode, I'll let y'all know the house letter or not wait, but what about the boiler?
Speaker 1you said you put a new boiler in.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, that all of that was from the from the new boiler because that when they did it, or whoever did it, they left the pipes in front of the boiler. So it is. It's only only got like. It was only like 20 inches ahead, so I couldn't take out the boiler without breaking the pipes Dang, so y'all had to buy a new boiler.
Speaker 1New boiler how much was the new boiler?
Speaker 2Four something.
Speaker 1Four grand for a new boiler. No, no, no, no, 400. No, no, no, four grand.
Speaker 2Chill, chill. Who said four grand no?
Speaker 1Four grand for a new boiler, nah, $400.
Speaker 2grand friend no $400.
Speaker 1Okay, that's still. That's still quite a bit.
Speaker 2That's still something for the working man, right, that blue collar family, that's still something. So, uh, yeah, so $400, and then the new pipes, and with all the stuff and everything, it was like maybe $100, $200 more, but uh, yeah, so everything new. Now, though, and the reason why I fucked up is because they haven't been draining the boiler. I didn't know you had to do that either, but look at the line, aaron the Plumber, you got to drain the boilers, like every year or every so often. So the sediment, because the sediment becomes corrosive if it stays at the bottom. And the sediment. That's literally what happened. It busted out from the inside and it was leaking. But yeah, bro, new boiler, y'all need a new boiler and y'all need something installed. It might not work. Hit me up.
Speaker 1Right, if you're inside the North Carolina region, we'll go as far as Texas. Fuck it.
Speaker 2God.
Speaker 1And by we I mean Yayo. As long as he can stay at your house, he'll work on your and by Yayo I mean my best man on the job but uh, what was I gonna say? No, bruh, I feel your pain, bruh, but when I was working as a contractor for Spectrum oh, this was for Spectrum- yeah, I was a.
Speaker 1I was a contractor or whatever, my first. I was still getting trained, bro, and I didn't have a flashlight and I got underneath the house. The dude's like cut this wire, make sure you cut it. He's like just follow it from here and then go all the way down. Well, I was following him, and then it goes over some duct work and over like the HVAC system or like around the HVAC system or some shit, and I lost it, so I had to crawl underneath something to get to the other side and then I see the wire.
Speaker 1I'm like I think this is the wire I'm tugging. I'm saying hey, is this the wire? He's like, yeah, that's it. And I'm like grabbing two wires. I'm like, wait a minute, it's two wires. I get my phone out. It's dark under there, Dusty. My glasses are all dirty.
Speaker 2I'm making sure I hate when they do that. I'm making sure I'm cutting the right wire. So I'm over here looking at this thing like you. Wanna make sure it's the right one.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was like I can't fucking tell this. He's like what color is it? I was like, well, it's fucking dark down here, so it's black I was like it's fucking black right now, fucking dumbass. He's like just cut it thing. And I said that thing, said that shit sparked this shit. I said it was a live wire, live wire, bro. I died bro, I died there. But yeah, after I respawned, go, oh, y'all listening to a ghost. If y'all, y'all need to come find me, this is, this is a message.
Speaker 2Y'all gotta come, come and find my body to put me to rest.
Speaker 1This is my spirit talking, please come he's holding on to the, to the line. Nah, homerun, that shit said, and I was like, uh oh, I didn't say nothing at first and I just cut the other one after that Record scratch.
Speaker 2You better wonder how I got here.
Speaker 1I looked to the side. I was looking at the wall like it was a camera. I said Did that heart gulp? I said Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Speaker 2I think I made a mess duh.
Speaker 1And then, um, I crawled out and you know I crawled out all muddy and shit. He's like you good. I was like, yeah, man, we straight Me over. I was like, man, I gotta tell them I fucked up, I got to, because I usually own up, I, I always own up to my mistakes I will call myself out on my mistakes.
Speaker 1If I fuck up, I'll come up to you personally myself and say, hey, I did this and this. You know, I fucked up. Whatever I need to do to make it right, I'll do it. And so we're gonna sign a homeowner. Keep in mind, the homeowner is a sheriff hey, yo it's, a it's a lady, she's a sheriff or whatever, and the husband's inside too. Stay at home, dude.
Speaker 1Whoa, what, what, what a laugh you know, these days and times living the life, I'm all for women working and man men staying home. We love that here.
Speaker 2We love that here.
Speaker 1We support that at Cosmic Cove, Y'all girls make y'all bag Chase that bag Get it, sis.
Speaker 2We love women in male-dominated fields.
Speaker 1Get that blue-collar job. Yes, girl, do that plumbing shawty. Do my floors Run my HVAC system, put my boiler in. Put my boiler in. But, bruh, I was like, oh shit. And then the husband comes around. He's like, hey, our HVAC system doesn't work, there's no power to the control panel. I started sweating, bro. I'm looking at that. What a coincidence. I was just underneath there. I didn't see that.
Speaker 2I'm hitting with that that's weird.
Speaker 1so then I looked out of the window like I was staring into a camera again looks like I gotta confess. So then I looked out of the window like I was staring into a camera again and I said dude, Looks like I got to confess.
Speaker 2Who the fuck you talking to? What the fuck wrong with your dude man? I noticed he did that earlier too. What the fuck wrong with it?
Speaker 1No, no, it cuts to like, it does like the Jersey Shore type shit or like them shows like that.
Speaker 2Or like, oh, like with the interview, yeah, or like from the office, like they're like having a scene play out, oh, solo by themselves, yeah, and then they do like the interview solo thing, Cut to me.
Speaker 1I don't know what happened. I was just underneath there. I couldn't see nothing. He said the black wire, it's dark, everything's black. So I cut it.
Speaker 2They cut to the other dude. I really don't know. I just sent him down there To do something. Now they're telling me, the edge right don't work.
Speaker 1The whole time it's me in their living room. Recording myself Talking to the whole manic episode, whole fever dream and Bruh, I saw the. The wife comes out, the sheriff Gunning him With a revolver. What's going on here? I'm over here, she, um, she reminded me of melissa mccarthy, right, you know the, the lady from.
Speaker 1She's the actress, right, the actress lady she's a little chunky lady yeah, she'd be making like funny, yeah, yeah well, I think she lost a lot of weight now, but I think, yeah, I think so too, but her she was uh, she reminded me of her like straight up like her okay she came out, she's like what happened? And I'm like, all right, I'm gonna confess, because I'm not trying to do time. I was sitting here by. I know, I'm just joking.
Speaker 1No, I was like, um, all right, I was like I may have cut your wire, okay I was like I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I couldn't tell, I didn't have like the proper flashlight, bro, like it was the phone.
Speaker 2Oh, just, it was like a different phone.
Speaker 1The flashlight was like as yeah it didn't have enough lumens on it for all the people. For if you know, you know.
Speaker 2But it didn't have enough lumens on it For all the people, if you know, you know At least 4,000 lumens to work underneath the house. At least 40,000 lumens, oh, 40,000. Oh, yeah, yeah, 40,000, that's right.
Speaker 1On a headlamp. Come on, I'm not asking for too much.
Speaker 2On a headlamp. Your head going to be Ford headlights right there.
Speaker 1LED bar light bar on my head the headlight gonna leave a mark on your forehead and me cutting it on the freaking, the squirrel, the raccoon underneath the house like that sponge about me with the eyes, with the eyes my eyes but yeah, I told her I was like I may have cut your wire or whatever. I didn't mean to. You know I'll do whatever it needs I need to do to make it right.
Speaker 1And she was like she wasn't pissed off she was like understanding, because the dude told her that I was being trained or whatever okay, so they knew what to expect okay I don't mean to be that guy, but I was that guy in the instant, in that instance where oh fuck, it's new guy oh I didn't want to be that guy, but I was that guy in that instance.
Speaker 1Honest mistake, honest mistake, or whatever. And the husband's over there getting riled up oh, what are we going to do? I'm over here sweating. Shut your housewife up, boy. I can't even play my PlayStation, bro. I'm about to slap the dog shit out of you. Right now, bro, your wife is out there putting her life on the line. You worry about that stupid ass PlayStation 4. Play your role as a housewife and go clean some shit. Go make dinner. Your place is in the kitchen, you tool. Why is this dishwasher talking to me? Let the real man talk. Oh shit, and he's pretty upset about it. He's like it's so hot in here I'm burning up.
Speaker 2Oh my, he's not even paying.
Speaker 1I know, bro, it's over, he's going into that road too hard. Yeah, he's trying to get the bag from spectrum right. And uh, you know the lady. She was like it's okay, you know I'm going to work. So she was pretty much like I ain't got to deal with it. She stuck her hand behind her. I had to dap her up real quick.
Speaker 2That's a leg, that's a real one.
Speaker 1Hit her with that I feel you twin. And then after that, my trainer. He was like well, we got to call the manager and see what they're going to do. We had to call a team HVAC guys to go down there and fix it. Damn, I could have done that myself. You should have called me bro. All they had to do was kill the power and they could have spliced it.
Speaker 2That's it.
Speaker 1Splice it.
Speaker 2Two wire nuts.
Speaker 1That's it.
Speaker 2That's what they did.
Speaker 1That's what they did. That's exactly what I know. That's what they did that's what they did, bro. I know exactly what they said For two wire nuts. You hear that I'm about to get paid.
Speaker 2That's what they did.
Speaker 1That's exactly what they did. So $400 later Damn. It all got resolved. At least it got fixed. At least it got fixed $400 later for them just to strip it.
Speaker 2They charged you for that right. Uh-huh, I had to pay $400.
Speaker 1You had to pay Out of my own pocket. Keep in mind I was a trainer at the I mean trainee at the time. Nah, bro, they said, yeah, you ain't getting paid. Give me that $400. Keep in mind, I was making good money. I was making good money, but fuck me bro, $400? Nah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2I'm here to make money and not lose money.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2I bet, I bet for it. I don't even got to be here for the day then.
Speaker 1Bet, you're not getting a cent out of me, I'm gone. Nah, you good, I love that man, you good.
Speaker 2Yeah, bro.
Speaker 1Nah, that shit was crazy.
Speaker 2They don't got insurance.
Speaker 1Mm-mm.
Speaker 2Spectrum.
Speaker 1No, because I was a contractor, so Spectrum really didn't have nothing to do with it. It had nothing to do with it. It was us, bruh, because you know, spectrum throws the jobs to us.
Speaker 2Oh, that's right, we're responsible.
Speaker 1That's right, that's right, yeah, so it was well, I was like subcontracted or whatever, whatever you want to call it. But yeah, that was pretty much it bruh, that shit was awesome.
Speaker 2Damn that shit gay.
Speaker 1That shit was ass.
Speaker 2I feel your pain. I understand that's crazy.
Speaker 1Making a mess at a homeowner's house. I know exactly what happened.
Speaker 2I know exactly what happened, nah, I charged my homeowner, I charged her. I asked her.
Speaker 1It's going to be about three bills.
Speaker 2I was joking with that because I think my sister was the one paying for stuff and I was like hello bro, shit about $1,500,. My boy, I'll send you an invoice tomorrow.
Speaker 1I got to pay the guys Every minute bro, Every chance.
Speaker 2Hey bro, when my $1,500 at? Bro Bro, I can't go on by here.
Speaker 1Hey bro, you got that money yet, hey, twin, I'm going to need that money soon, twin, before I send my peoples out here.
Speaker 2Shit, I'm playing, bro, damn, I'm playing.
Speaker 1We'll type it up after the episode.
Speaker 2We will type it up. We'll type it up real quick.
Speaker 1What's this?
Speaker 2Hey the invoice.
Speaker 1You signed this, so I'm going to see you in court. I'll rip that bullet out right now.
Speaker 2I'll take that with me. I'll take that bitch with me right now. I got rope on the back of my truck. I'll pull that. They're empty.
Speaker 1Yeah, once they're empty.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I really broke it because I wanted to get it by myself. Well, I wanted to go, mom, too low. I was like all right Time to do some man shit. And I was like, bro, I'm not going to get this. And then I just started moving. I said, oh, this ain't heavy at all. I thought I needed it. I thought I was about to call a whole Whole crane, bro, whole forklift.
Speaker 2We gonna have to Take out the roof, break it down, put it in there. That's what I thought, bro. That's why I was Quoting her at first, bro, but nah.
Speaker 1But you're telling me they don't do it that way. I mean, you can't. No.
Speaker 2But yeah, bro, that was it. Though, bro, that shit was the Two fails, but I finally got it right. I'm about to call him later, bro. Don't call me today, but I know it's good, but I'm going to take it back.
Speaker 1You got to tell him everybody cut on all the water, all the sinks, flush all the toilets at the same time and see what happens.
Speaker 2Nah, bro, no-transcript, don't use no water, let it fill up. I see my sister over there running water. I'm like what are you doing, bro? I need that thing to fill up so I can see if it's working, if it's good. But nah, work it all. It all worked for a little bit, but I finally got it fixed and everything's good, so hell yeah the accomplishment just a little small, like we said, if y'all need your boilers redone.
Speaker 1Hit up my boy, yaya. We'll go as far as texas fuck it. We'll go all the way to california. I'll go to the north atlantic really fuck it.
Speaker 2Canada, here we come, canada, canada in the coast shouting can't, dody, can't do that, bro, can't do that, bro. That water work, working with water, bro. You got to do that during the summer, bro, I ain't doing that during the winter.
Speaker 1Why not, bro, make some more fun?
Speaker 2Going to have frostbite? Going to lose my hands?
Speaker 1All right. So that's enough, cheeseman, but go ahead. Next episode next but, um, let's go ahead and dive into this then. Sorry y'all you know, thank you for listening to our, our antics little rant, a little rant. Hopefully y'all got a couple laughs out of that. But today we're going to be talking about the effects of lack of sleep.
Speaker 2That's right. Sleep deprivation for all those people don't be getting yo yo seven, nine hours of sleep.
Speaker 1Seven, nine y'all dead.
Sleep Deprivation Effects
Speaker 2I need 14 but I feel like I need 14, but I feel at least 24. You feel at least 24 because then I really don't know, how do you track how much you sleep? Do you kind of do you know about how much you think you sleep? No, I think I get at least. I think at least five like good, like actual, like sleep, like I'm asleep, like oh okay, like that's what you mean.
Speaker 2Yeah, like, at least good like and I know I'm asleep cause I I wake up in the morning sometimes or like who?
Speaker 1said I wake up, get horny, beat myself, go back to sleep y'all telling me y'all.
Speaker 2Y'all telling me y'all just fall asleep like that. Y'all telling me y'all don't stroke y'all shit before I can't, I can't Mid-edge Falling asleep.
Speaker 1mid-edge it's crazy.
Speaker 2You wake up, you scare yourself, huh, huh. Who is this?
Speaker 1Huh, la mano peluda. What are you doing to me?
Speaker 2Shit shrinks in your hand.
Speaker 1Get this off of me, these sinner activities.
Speaker 2Nah, but I think I get about, I think, at least a good five. I think I sleep for about seven, but I think, like you feel like like total conscious type shit, yeah, conscious, I think five, but I, I, I try to sleep at least seven, seven hours, but, um, I still feel tired. Though, that's it. That should be whack, but you.
Speaker 1You don't have your watch anymore. Yeah, I do. You know your watch doesn't tell you. Uh, I used to leave it charging so I never seen you where your watch. And I think about it it's still there, oh, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, I just put it on, but it's I. I lost the charger for it so I wasn't wearing it for a while, but the new charger that I have, I can just set it on there.
Speaker 1Oh, okay.
Speaker 2So I'll set my phone on there and then oh, your phone does it too.
Speaker 1Now, like you can set your phone on top. Yeah, I can set my, so yeah.
Speaker 2I just put it off and then I put my watch on it but it doesn't track my sleep, damn, and I can't sleep with it on, because I usually try to sleep with it on but I get like hot, like if I have eight, because I need cold, if I have eight, they on me, it'll start like bothering me. I'll notice, I will wake up and start like scratching myself Because it'll just be itchy.
Speaker 1Damn bro.
Speaker 2That's my worry. Watch and then it don't let me beat my media because it's on the left hand, Because I'm trying to use. You know, I'm trying not to use my right hand because I'm too far on my right hand now.
Speaker 1I'm trying to do the…. I'm trying to level out. I'm trying to level out you hear me, was it the stranger syndrome thing?
Speaker 2Nah, when you sit on your head.
Speaker 1Nah, I'm trying to lay on my hand. Let it go to sleep. Nah, y'all follow us at Cosmic Color for all the-. Talk about style For all the tips. Cover myself up, yo, yo, hey, hey, I'm a whole freak. Cover my mouth up.
Speaker 2Rope playing with myself. Trap a rope around my shit.
Speaker 1Just lean back, Look at everybody agreeing. They said mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2That ain't no quick escapade. I thought it was normal activities that people do.
Speaker 1I guess I'm the weirdo. I walk in, though you got a whole bag on your back. You just see me the trash bag, the thick-ass contractor bag, like going into my mouth, going out Big-ass black bag.
Speaker 2No, reverence Cut it open.
Speaker 1No, I was so close.
Speaker 2I was close, you were supposed to say bro.
Speaker 1But um no, bro, Whole free, bro, whole free.
Speaker 2Cosmic cold. Full of free, full of freaks, bro.
Speaker 1Y'all just don't know. Y'all don't know how I get down. Y'all just don't know. Y'all don't know how I get down.
Speaker 2Y'all leave that boring. Y'all be too boring man. Y'all talking about just Lotion. If y'all really want, use butter, use butter. Yo, y'all want some real shit, use a bar and stick with butter. You can get it done With half a stick. But if you use a whole steak now you working If you're going for speed.
Speaker 1Petroleum jelly, oh shit, speed, I don't know.
Speaker 2That thing about to fall out of my head. She's going to hit the TV, she's going to come off.
Speaker 1But my fault y'all.
Speaker 2We can get off topic.
Speaker 1My fault y'all, we keep getting off topics, sorry, sorry. But yeah, sleep deprivation, sleep deprivation, yeah, yeah, yeah Go ahead, let the people know what this all, how it affects the mind.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, the science behind it. So not getting enough sleep drains your mental abilities and puts your physical health at risk. News to me Science has linked inadequate slumber with a number of health problems, from weight gain to a weakened immune system. So it'll fix, alright. So I'm about to go through everything that it'll fix. Go ahead. Well, I'll let you. I'll do like, because it's like a Nah, you got it, my note's built different, go ahead.
Speaker 1Alright, you do all that. I'm like, yeah, next got it right. My note's built different, go ahead, all right, you do all that. I'm like, yeah, next subject, all right.
Speaker 2So? Central nervous system. Your central nervous system is the main information highway of your body. Sleep is necessary to keep it functioning properly, but chronic insomnia can disrupt how your body usually senses and processes information During sleep pathways from between nerve cells or neurons in your brain that help you remember new information you've learned.
Speaker 2Sleep deprivation leaves your brain exhausted so it can't perform its duties well. You may also find it more difficult to concentrate on learning things. The signals your body sends may also be delayed in, decreasing your coordination and increasing your risk for accidents. Sleep deprivation also negatively affects your mental abilities and emotional state. You may feel more impatient or prone to mood swings. It can also compromise decision-making processes and creativity. If sleep deprivation continues long enough, you could start having hallucinations, seeing or hearing things that aren't really there. A lack of sleep can also trigger mania in people who have bipolar mood disorder. Other physical risks include impulsive behavior, anxiety, depression, paranoia, suicidal thoughts. You may also end up experiencing microsleep during the day. During these episodes, you fall asleep for a few to several seconds without realizing it. Microsleep is out of your control and it can be extremely dangerous if you're driving. It can also make you more prone to injury if you operate heavy machinery at work and have microsleep episode.
Speaker 1Damn, I actually have fun facts about the microsleep.
Speaker 2Go ahead bro. Go ahead bro, because I was like microsleep.
Speaker 1What the fuck is that Right?
Speaker 2So oh, my, my, my, oh, no, go ahead. I was going to say not knowing, I've had that before. Yeah.
Speaker 1I have microsleep, every, have micro sleep right now. So micro sleep is just like a brief, involuntary episode of sleep that can last from a fraction of a second up to like 30 seconds. It's pretty much when like your brain like just pretty much, like you like zone out. Yeah, you zone out zoning out is essentially your micro sleep because your brain's like just shut off pretty much.
Speaker 1It's uh, it's from the prefrontal cortex and uh thalamus, which controls attention and alertness. It says you can still be physically sitting up or walking, but you're not mentally conscious of what's happening. So, for an example of micro sleep is like zoning out or blinking slowly or like a like like a lizard you blink like this oh no, hey, am I seeing anybody blinking like?
Speaker 1that. No, bro, I'm zoned out bro, they just go oh no right eye blinks before the left no, I'm here so they said you can either like start dropping your head, or sun and jolting. Uh, feeling like you skipped a moment or forgot when you were what you were doing oh my bad to cut you off no I already know what you're going with that go ahead, go ahead is it because, okay, so there's a?
Speaker 2well, I don't know, you know, but does that include? Because sometimes I'll be driving Mm-hmm and I'm just driving and then I'm like, how the fuck did I? Get here Microsleep, microsleep, microsleep. Oh, I've been going like a good 30 minutes like this.
Speaker 1That's like signs of yeah, yeah, that's signs of microsleep.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm like, oh shit, we're like farm ends for the job. I was like probably just that the hell Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1It's essentially the autopilot mode is what they call it.
Speaker 2That's what that is.
Speaker 1It's like an autopilot mode. So, because it's common for like truck drivers, like truck drivers would tend to do that oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2I thought I was just locked in.
Speaker 1I was like I don't need to be away from this, I already know muscle memory, right, that's, that's what I thought it was. I thought it was just muscle memory, like I'm this good. So the reason why microsleep happens is because your brain's safety valve um it pretty much like force resets you. It's like your brain's tired, it's like I need a quick break and then it pretty much like gets a little quick break from whatever, a hell of a break.
Speaker 1But your body is still like an autopilot mode, so to say. And you can still do your tasks.
Speaker 2That is scary.
Speaker 1You're a whole zombie, bro You're a whole hustler.
Speaker 2That is scary. Be over here and think I got a superpower. No, motherfucker, you can't sleep.
Speaker 1Because your body is so used to the same moments. Or you're driving and you're just sitting there like you zone out yeah, that's how people get in the wrecks. Y'all make sure to pay attention when y'all driving Low key, low key, like I said, an example is like driving home realizing you don't remember anything about the drive. It's actually common in sleep deprived individuals or those with chronic stress or people suffering from, uh, dissociative states oh shit, okay, okay.
Speaker 1so, um, obviously, the dangers of micro sleep is like driving uh-huh people like yeah, that's why some people tend to be like like you can see they're looking at you, but they're like still driving. You're like, bro, you're about to fucking hit me, you're about to freaking side-spot me. You're about to like pay attention, Then you'll see them like jolt and be like oh shit, and they'll either give you the finger or tell you my bad or some shit like that that happened to me, my bad. No, you got it.
Speaker 2You got it. That happened to me the whole parking lot, like you know how you're supposed to go around. She was just cutting and I knew, like I thought she saw me. I thought she was going to stop and I was just going slow because you know, and she was just like she about hit me. So I had to, like physically I was like bro, she's not stopping. I stopped and it was like if I would have kept going, she was going to straight up.
Speaker 1Yeah, she's like T-bone. Yeah, T-bone.
Speaker 2But she like, she literally did that. She was like oh, I'm sorry, I was like there ain't no way you're not paying attention.
Speaker 1Yeah, bro. And then I see her.
Speaker 2Bro, she was a whole nurse.
Speaker 1She was a nurse, bro, so that's probably what it her, but her man was mad at her.
Speaker 2Oh, for real. Yeah, I think he was a passenger, bro, because they got off. I didn't even realize he was like whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1He was grabbing onto the oh shit bar, to the little sidebar right there.
Speaker 2Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Going five miles per hour in the parking lot.
Speaker 1That's how it be, bro, but I didn't realize. I thought they were leaving, like the videos on Instagram. He's like almost got into an accident. Boss. There's a dude coming up from that stop sign Whoa almost died.
Speaker 2That video's cracking me up, bro. Every time I see those videos, bro, I think they just do voiceovers on it now, like they just use his voice, bro. But yeah, because I didn't even notice, I didn't like where I was. I yeah, because I didn't even notice. I probably I didn't like where I was. I was like, no, I gotta park over here. So I parked over here and sammy was like bro, there goes that cup, there goes that lady almost hit you. I was like where and her dude, bro, her dude was mad as hell, like you get like he was physically like mad, I'm guessing, because like, obviously she was about a and she had a nice ass, uh, brand new tahoe too damn. So I'm pretty sure he was. He was like, obviously I told you, let me try, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure that are you there?
Speaker 1but yeah, but so then I saw the car going like this and I saw shadows going like this. What's going on there, I don't know. But, um, just a little quick f5 for y'all people. A little ps8 how to prevent micro sleep and the idle autopilot mode. I need this. Go to sleep. Okay, you can't substitute sleep. You gotta sleep seven to nine hours per night. Don't be on that saratoga plan thinking you're gonna get your life together if you ain't gonna get your sleep huh, what is that? Is that oh?
Speaker 2oh that drink, that Influencer dude, he be like time stamp. Oh, he be waking up like 4 in the morning.
Speaker 1Yeah, 4 in the morning 4.15, he's at the NBA game. 5.10, he's in the pool.
Speaker 2Don't be doing that. Y'all Sleep, sleep. We came here to tell y'all sleep.
Speaker 1Right, get y'all sleep, get that beauty rest. You can't be todo feo In Los Calles like that you gotta make sure. You get your beauty sleep. You know, for all the fellas out there, what's up any homes? Make sure you get your sleep.
Speaker 2You got a little real firme out there, right.
Speaker 1You know you can't be, you can't be having the fresh cut and everything. Then you go out looking like Damn this motherfucker. Look like a zombie Right All dark circles around his eyes. He looked like he get beat right.
Speaker 2Oh, that's the one thing I hate I used to have.
Speaker 1Well, I don't have bags or dark circles. I hate that.
Speaker 2So much instantly, bro. This motherfucker don't sleep. I used to get those back when I used to stay, bro, back when I was younger bro, my sleep schedule was horrible, horrible, I'm talking about up three, four, although we used to not even sleep. We used to not even sleep.
Speaker 1Bro, I'd be looking frigging sun in my eyes. Oh, what the fuck is that light Ain't no damn way there's sun out there. I hear the birds Doop-a-doop-a-doop.
Speaker 2Boy, that was a crazy time. Well, that was a crazy time. Like you start feeling those. You start feeling that the older you get, because, I swear, when I was younger I thought I was invisible, invincible.
Speaker 1But it all catches up eventually it caught up, it catches up. So another thing to help prevent it is power naps. 10 to 15 minutes can break the cycle and refresh alertness 10 to 15,.
Speaker 2I need like a good two, three hours.
Speaker 1Another good thing is caffeine.
Speaker 2Caffeine helps briefly, but tolerance builds quickly yeah you become taller and you build a tolerance for the caffeine I feel like I get too jittery when I don't sleep and drink, and then drink caffeine. I get too jittery. I used to drink coffee a lot but I've stopped and I want to drink it like a little bit of candy.
Speaker 1I get like too jittery like Sammy, the squirrel from over the edge. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, exactly like that yeah, bright lights and movement stimulate alertness, but don't replace rest.
Speaker 2Avoid monotony what that is just like boring tasks fuck like if you're driving, don't drive. I was about to say so. I should have driven.
Speaker 1Let go of the wheel, let go of the pedal. A little fun fact, though, about microsleep. Some people claim that when they do microsleep they hear like voices, music, or see flashes of images essentially hallucinating while they're asleep.
Speaker 2I mean while they're awake. Oh shit, bro, that's probably what I'd be having, because I'd be happy, because I'd be like I'd be having my headphones, this podcast or whatever, and then I'm like you say something, and then he'd be like, huh, you said something right now, didn't you?
Speaker 1damn, bro, whole time or that, that that micro sleep telling you going on coming oh no, that's just, that's just a regular thing really.
Speaker 2Whether I sleep or not, that's just a regular thing really.
Speaker 1Whether I sleep or not, that's just a regular thing. What you got now.
Speaker 2Ruff. No, you're good. That was good, alright, okay. Immune system. When you sleep, your immune system produces protective, infection-fighting substances like antibodies and cytokines. It uses these substances to combat foreign invaders such as bacteria and viruses. Certain cytokines. It uses these substances to combat foreign invaders such as bacteria and viruses. Certain cytokines also help you to sleep, giving your immune system more efficiency to defend your body against illness. Sleep deprivation prevents your immune system from building up its forces. If you don't get enough sleep, your body may not be able to fend off invaders. It may also take you longer to recover from illness. Long-term sleep deprivation also increases your risk for chronic conditions such as diabetes mellitus and heart disease. So I mean, that makes sense because, yeah, when you're sick, that's why I'll be telling you rest up.
Speaker 1That makes but like it makes sense, but I don't know why I'll do that but I don't know, bro, because when you, when you get sick, do you rest, like, do you get rest? Or what do you do see when?
Speaker 2I'm sick I think I don't know if it's everybody, this is me. When I'm sick, I'm like, okay, I'm sick. I usually, if I'm really sick, I don't go to work. So with that I'm like, let me hop on again, and so I don sleep, and then I just wait until it's nighttime to fall asleep again. Sorry y'all.
Speaker 1We had to go take a quick intermission break because the camera had died, but it is back, it is alive and it is good.
Speaker 2I don't rest. That's the bad thing about it. Unless I'm like I feel like I'm dying, then I'll rest. But apart from that, I was just you just stay in bed then. Yeah, I usually just stay in bed Like if I'm sick I'm not doing anything, because usually if I'm sick I'm getting nauseous or I get headaches and stuff like that, so I can't really be doing anything. Y'all know how men are. We can survive, we get the carbon cold and we done, we're done, we're on our deathbed. But yeah, that was it bro.
Speaker 1My girlfriend gives me A hard time about that too. She said, when I get sick I turn into a whole baby. I can't help it. I prepare myself mentally For my final stage, I mean my final.
Speaker 2That's it, that's my last moment Right, my last moment. That's it. I bite While I wake up. I'm over here. Yeah, that's how it is. I need medicine. I can't move. That's how it is when I get sick. I just feel like this is it. I look at my dogs.
Speaker 1Pano.
Speaker 2Y'all were good to me. Don't remember me like this. Remember me outside.
Speaker 1That's the dude. Helicoptering in the bathroom, bro, remember me outside.
Speaker 2That's the dude helicoptering in the bathroom. Bro, I'm a alright. Alright, it's a little outside, but you know you gotta say a little David every time, every once in a while. So I always tell you, when I look at him, he's looking at me like it was snowball. He's looking at me like, like, like his eyes, like I feel like he was judging me, like you really doing this, like right, like with the door open, you do this with the door. He was just like I was like bro, why you looking at me, bro?
Speaker 1get him in the background.
Speaker 2He's over hold on, bro, let me show you the picture. Hold on bro, let me show you the picture, bro, look at this, bro, look at this, look at the way what you mean Hold on, bro Rate my dick pic.
Speaker 1This is how he look at me, damn ho smita.
Speaker 2Holy shit, that's how he be looking at me bro.
Speaker 1You really about?
Speaker 2to send all that. All that? All that is just two answers, but yeah, this is what I do when I'm sick, bro. That's my final stand right there, bro.
Speaker 1What do you do, though? Because I remember we were talking about medicine at one point. You said you're not much of a medicine guy. But, Boss man was always telling you medicine you need medicine or going to the doctor?
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't. Because I feel like when I go to the doctor, they're like yeah, you cook, you're done for this, is it? He's dead bro. Because I feel like, all right, you don't go to the doctor, you, he's dead. Checking your pulse, checking my ankle, bro, so okay. So like right now I don't know what the fuck wrong with me. Anything could be wrong with me and I could probably live the rest of my life not knowing what's wrong with me.
Speaker 2But if I go to the doctor, this motherfucker tells me yeah, you got this, this, this in my brain. I'm dead, bro, it's gonna, it's going to make me like like panic Age, like that's how. Yeah, bro, it's going to come back with the cane and stuff. Right, that's how I feel, like that's why I'm like going to the doctors, bro, because they're, like you, sick. But let me tell you what else is wrong with you. Like I, they're healthy their whole life. They go to the doctors. They say I got stage 2 and then, and then they're like, and then they're dying. You see them and they're like all fucked up and shit and like their whole life they've been healthy up to the moment that they went to the doctors and doctors broke that news to them and they're like cause I feel like it's psychological. They're like what's in your mind, what's in your like, your mind gives up first, like you, like I'm about to die, like that's the first thing that goes into your mind I'm about to die, oh fuck.
Speaker 2So that's what I feel like. That's why I don't like going to the doctors, bro, Because that's how I feel like they gonna tell me. Yeah Fuck, I just stuck it out, type shit.
Speaker 1Bro, I know exactly what you mean, bro.
Speaker 2I ain't trying to get that news. I wasn't here for it. Colt I came out talking about, I got the worst disease and there's no cure for it.
Speaker 1I walk in thinking I'm just going to get like a cough medicine, walk out insulin medicine for my diabetes Right.
Speaker 2Right, like bro, they diagnosed you with everything, but what you want, All I wanted was some Tylenol. Man like, all I wanted was a prescription for some oxys. Bro like, I need all this. Alright, that's why I don't like doctors, bro like usually I just thug it out. You know, nyquil Theraflu hasn't really been working with me. I think I've just been taking it too long, so my body's just not you got intolerance for it.
Speaker 2So I switched it up to NyQuil and I just dug it out. Just drink some. We'll see in the morning, we'll see how we feel.
Speaker 1Damn man, there's some ginger ale.
Speaker 2If you're not drinking ginger ale, you're not trying to get good Right, you just want to be sick. You just want to be sick. At that point, if you're not drinking, there's no ginger ale at the house. Bro. Bro, you trying to die, bro?
Speaker 1That's on you, really, that's just on you.
Microsleep and Driving Dangers
Speaker 2Tell him you need ginger ale bro Ginger ale number one thing, bro. What kind of ginger ale, though? What is it? It's Canada draw. And then Schweppes right, the Schweppes strips Right. I like Canada draw.
Speaker 1You like Canada draw, I like Canada draw. It isn't too bad.
Speaker 2You like the other one, the shred. That's the Dr Con. That's the one you need to drink when you sick. That's the one. Put that in the fridge.
Speaker 1Nice and cold. That shit will reset your whole fucking blood cells and everything.
Speaker 2Ah, bro, it's like a buff bro. You drink that, you feel the buff on you. You start going like an elder ringer bro. After you drink that flask you get a little buff bro, like you good but. I'm not much on doctors bro.
Speaker 1I have a couple experiences with doctors too, bro. I had this one lady when I went to a clinic. I was sick. I don't remember what I had, Bro. She was diagnosing me with her phone. Bro, oh no, Diagnosing, Sorry. Whole car, Whole car Yo your alternator fucked up my boy, your transmission is leaking. You look down.
Speaker 1Oh shit With her phone though she's like okay, why are you here? I was like I don't feel good, what's wrong? I just feel dizzy, I feel sick, sick, okay, but do you feel this? No, I see her pull out her phone to click something. Do you feel this? No, click something. I'm like there's no fucking way this lady's diagnosed. I could have told her anything, bro, and she would have prescribed me any medicine.
Speaker 2They were about hit you with that stage two, but they were a hit you with that. Yeah, you got stage two. My boy, you're supposed to be dead. No, the one thing, because I recently just saw this they do have. Now they have like medical phones, like, apart from the personal phone, this is like oh, back in the day, this is like I don't know.
Speaker 1Shawty was a web md, bro, I was probably like seventh grade seventh grade, eighth grade, oh not, yeah, this is probably like was clinic. Uh-huh, this is like back 20.
Speaker 2Was it a Hispanic lady?
Speaker 1It was like a Filipino, vietnamese lady or something like that. She was like Asian lady. She said oh honey, you dead.
Speaker 2Oh honey, you not supposed to be lying.
Speaker 1Oh honey, you dead, you go, you go, now you die, you die, you a whole ghost. Oh my God, you aggro. No, I'm sorry, you tell all my family I say hello.
Speaker 2Damn, but you really busted out that phone there, frigging diagnosed me Meet me as a doctor. That would have made me as a doctor. Me on Google Patient says no.
Speaker 1Patient says yes. Patient says no me, look at it says right here, you're not even human, bro.
Speaker 2You say it says right here you got a horse disease. Oh wait, my father, the wrong page. Hold on, hold on, tell me your symptoms again.
Speaker 1Nah, does your tail hurt, ma'am? I am a human being. Nay for me, nay for me, right, quick damn.
Speaker 2But yeah she, um, I got better oh, she gave me a whole track loss, bro.
Speaker 1She gave me a whole track horse medicine that's why I got the whole, not just joking but, no, only on good days, only on the good days that tiller crazy the good days are the right angle. Um, but that right there, bro, the whole time I was just in disbelief. I was like, bro, I'm really putting my health in the hands of technology. Before it was good.
Speaker 2Yeah, she was definitely on WebMD bro.
Speaker 1Right.
Speaker 2Definitely.
Speaker 1I lived though.
Speaker 2So maybe she knew she was doing it, maybe, maybe.
Speaker 1She was like let me check. Oh no, you're fine, you're fine.
Speaker 2Walk for me. She had to scroll down just to see what was the least possible outcome.
Speaker 1I'm talking about. They hooked me up, bro. They had to put on the little stick things.
Speaker 2Oh for real Uh-huh Like Wolverine bro To check your vitals and stuff like that.
Speaker 1Oh dying bro. What's up with that? But I live, I know. But at least you here did all that she's like oh, you just sprained your ankle hey, bro, hey here I passed your business card to my to my family go visit acupuncture.
Speaker 1They make you feel wild she about to give you that tiger bone bro rub this on you, good that shit said it's made of tiger piss, elephant piss. Right, rub this on you. Good. That shit said it's made of Tiger pits, elephant pits, gorilla pits. Shit, got horse nuts in here. May cause you to, may induce you into a coma. Apply, apply. May make you growl. How, may no? Apply Sparingly.
Speaker 2Alright, lightly, yeah. They have a word for Apply yeah.
Speaker 1Something like that, yeah who say drink responsibly? They have a word for it Ply yeah. Something like that.
Speaker 2Yeah who say drink responsibly 21 years of age or what?
Speaker 1But let's go ahead and get into the More, into the Sleep deprivation. Sorry y'all, I actually have like some Famous sleep deprivation experiments or not experiments- Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2Stories, I guess, or whatever, and one of them is obviously Like an urban legend, the infamous I'll say this one last sleep deprivation experiments or not.
Speaker 1Experience, okay, go yeah. Stories, I guess, whatever, and one of them's obviously like urban legend, the infamous. Oh, I'll say this one last oh, go ahead, bro, go ahead you already know what. It is all right. So the first one is randy gardner, the world record, and 1964, 17 year old randy gardner stayed away for 11 days. Crazy Right Equivalent to 264 hours for a science fair project.
Speaker 2I'm on one of the A bro.
Speaker 1Right, he better than me. I thought he was playing World of Worldcraft the whole time.
Speaker 2I said like two, three days playing the game.
Speaker 1Two, three days.
Speaker 2I think so when we live together, I think you're wilding bro. Like two, yeah, Maybe together. I think, oh, for real. Yeah, I think, nah, you wildin' bro, like two, yeah, two, maybe two, I don't know about three, but definitely two.
Speaker 1Hell. No, I believe you, I believe you, bro, but damn fuck that. So by day. What were you gonna?
Speaker 2say no, no, no, you good.
Speaker 1So by day four the hallucinations. He thought he was a famous football player at one point. Whole hallucination. Bro, say hi, right straight to the wall, walking down the hall like this like you won.
Speaker 2Telling everybody to hype him up, hype me up, hype me up, jumping up. You know they're doing that jump.
Speaker 1When they're running jump. I was trying to think of a funny joke fucking high school musical head ass. This is the moment, this is the big moment into my next chapter head ass senior year, last day of school. I'm about to become an adult head ass guys, it's upon us guys let's make a difference. I'll be a happy adult head ass. I'll be making good money head ass oh shit oh shit, I'll see y'all from my yacht head ass Steve's, fosbury Zank.
Speaker 2That's it for you, my boy now you're a forklift driver for the rest of your life. Bro, I'll see y'all from my yacht. Head ass Stapes Fosbury's ankle. That's it for you my boy.
Speaker 1Now you're a forklift driver for the rest of your life, bro. Life bro. It'll do it to you when you least expect it. So by day six his speech was slurred, memory was gone and coordination was failing. In the final days he was in a full psychosis. This man was going crazy, bro they. He lost it pretty much, bro. But he fully recovered after, after 14 hours of sleep, with no long-term harm no, no, no long term 14 hours of sleep. Stayed up for 12 days, no 11 days.
Speaker 2But 14 hours.
Speaker 1I've slept for like 24 hours before what all right 20 20, ain't no damn yeah, I've done that well, how'd you feel?
Speaker 2like I needed more sleep I said, damn, I'm tired.
Speaker 1I barely got any sleep.
Speaker 2That's how I woke up too but I said, well, I thought I gotta go back to sleep. And then I saw the time. I was like, nah bro, get the fuck up, we gotta do something. Hell, no, bro. I don't know what. What led to that, but all right.
Speaker 1So this one is another one peter trip. This is a dj endurance stunt oh in 1959, trip stayed awake for 201 hours over eight days during a public radio show. He experienced intense hallucinations like seeing spiders crawling on his shoes, became aggressive and paranoid. Unlike Gardner, tripp seemed to suffer lasting mental changes, possibly due to stress, and amphetamines used to stay awake.
Speaker 2Oh, he was using drugs yeah.
Speaker 1And that was pretty much it for that one. But then I also got the most infamous one that a lot of people know, and if you don't know about it, well, you know, we could kind of go into depth to it, like go back to it.
Speaker 1But I'm just going to hit it briefly the russian sleep experiment urban legend, but it's a that amazing story, one of the best stories. Honestly, it's like a famous creepypasta not real but disturbingly based on what sleep deprivation can lead to. All right, it involves TEP. Subject kept awake for 15 days. Involves TEP Damn, I can't talk. Involves people that were kept awake for 15 days with the stimulant gas he needs to sleep.
Speaker 2Y'all my kept awake for 15 days with the stimulant gas he needs to sleep. Y'all my fault. Y'all. I was on autopilot. Is that the micro?
Speaker 1sleep, micro sleep. So what ended up happening was the people went insane and they like self-mutilated and died violently or whatever. Although it was fake, it does reflect the real psychological horror of extreme sleep sleep deprivation and, like we said, we'll cover it on the next episode. We We'll put that as like the first subject or whatever.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, okay. But it's not really that much to it, but we can still yeah, it's not really much to it, but like we can get into more of a detail of like what they Like who it was.
Speaker 1Well, not who it was, but like Like the steps, because it we can do that. Y'all look forward to that. Next episode, sleep, the Russian sleep experiment.
Speaker 2That's pretty much it.
Speaker 1You pretty much hit everything else I had.
Speaker 2Okay, alright. Other facts Also a fact is your respiratory system. The relationship between sleep and the respiratory system goes both ways. A nighttime breathing disorder called obstructive sleep apnea, osa, can interrupt your sleep, and lower respiratory system goes both ways. A nighttime breathing disorder called obstructive sleep apnea, osa, can interrupt your sleep and lower sleep quality as you wake up throughout the night. This can cause sleep deprivation, which leaves you more vulnerable to respiratory infections like the common cold and flu. Sleep deprivation can also make existing respiratory disease worse, such as chronic lung disease.
Speaker 2The digestive system. Along with eating too much and not exercising, sleep deprivation is another risk factor for becoming overweight and obese. Sleep affects the levels of two hormones, leptin and ghrelin, which control feelings of hunger and fullness. Leptin tells your brain that you've had enough to eat. Without enough sleep, your brain reduces leptin and raises ghrelin, which is an opposite stimulant. The flux of these hormones was explained. Nighttime snacking or while someone may overeat later in the night. A lack of sleep can also make you feel too tired to exercise Over time. Reduced physical activity can make you gain weight because you're not burning enough calories and not building muscle mass. Sleep deprivation also causes your body to release less insulin after you eat. Insulin helps to reduce your blood sugar or glucose level. Sleep deprivation also lowers the body tolerance for glucose and is associated with insulin resistance. These disruptions can lead to diabetes mellitus and obesity. Damn, just because you don't sleep, all this is going on, right?
Speaker 1Y'all, please make sure to get your sleep, get your sleep, get your sleep, so the cardiovascular system.
Speaker 2Sleep affects processes that keep your heart and blood vessels healthy, including those that affect your blood sugar, blood pressure and inflammation levels. This also plays a vital role in your body's ability to heal and repair the blood vessels and heart. People who don't sleep enough are more likely to get cardiovascular disease. One analysis linked insomnia to an increased risk of heart attack and stroke. The endocrine system Hormone production is dependent on your sleep. For testosterone production, you need at least three hours of uninterrupted sleep, which is about the time of your first REM episode. Waking up throughout the night can affect hormone production. This interruption can also affect growth hormone production, especially children and adolescents. How do you say?
Speaker 1that Adolescents.
Speaker 2Adolescents. There you go. These hormones help the body build muscle mass and repair cells and tissue. In addition to other growth functions, the pituitary gland release growth hormones throughout each day, but adequate sleep and exercise also help the release of this hormone. Treatment for sleep deprivation. The most basic form of sleep deprivation treatment is getting an adequate amount of sleep, typically seven to nine hours each night. This is often easier said than done, especially if you've been deprived of a precious shutout for several weeks or longer. After this point, you may need help from your doctor or sleep specialist who, if needed, can diagnose and treat possible sleep disorder. Yeah, that'd be. Yeah, that's it. That was just more well the other stuff that the cases you covered damn right, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1Right there again. We done said it plenty of time. Make sure to get your sleep. Y'all need that sleep, right, get your, fuck it. Get six hours of sleep at least at least, right, don't cause.
Speaker 2that's this I used to like, okay. So I'm like I would look at it and I'm like I'm only going to get three hours of sleep. I'm not supposed to stay up. That's what I would do, bro. I guess I'm like three hours because then I'm going to Whole mad man. Nah, we need sleep. We need sleep. You'll recover.
Speaker 1All that All that just because you didn't sleep, all that. Now look at you Diabetic, cardiovascular, I mean cardio, something You're going to die.
Speaker 2You're going to have a heart attack. You don't sleep. You're going to have a heart attack.
Speaker 1You don't sleep, you don't sleep, you don't testosterone your dick not gonna work no more if you don't sleep.
Speaker 2Ladies, ladies, that dick not gonna work, ladies, but um what was I gonna say?
Speaker 1yeah, I guess we'll finish off on that subject. Then we're gonna go ahead and head on to the next subject fear. Is it all in your mind or could it be real? Welcome to Fear Fact or Fiction. Tell them y'all. Tell them what this Fear Fact or Fiction is about.
Speaker 2This time it's about the infamous the Rake. Quick disclosure, Quick disclosure.
Speaker 1So I used to think that I prepared my whole life for this, my whole life for this scenario.
Speaker 2I ain't gonna lie, bro, because when I was little, I used to. I used to be scared of it like dead ass. Scared of it because I saw a youtube video. On it, these motherfuckers at no point said this shit is not real. It was a whole video of cryptids and they put it in there. They was gassing it up. So I used to think, like this was, and I really didn't know much about I I used to think this was like in the wilderness, like out you'd be walking, grab you. That's. That's what I thought it was. So that that's what I thought. Guys, come and find out, come find out.
Speaker 2This is just a creepy pasta, it's just uh, it'sasta, it's just a, it's not real, it's dead ass, dead ass. All right, all right, want me to start.
Speaker 1Go ahead, go ahead All right.
Speaker 2So the Rake is a fictional human-ocryptid popularized as the Creepypasta. Described as a hairless, pale-skinned, six-foot-tall, pale skin, okay, deep set eyes and spiny limbs. It's often depicted lurking on all fours and attacking humans, particularly children. It's known for its blank face, sometimes with the, with three green eyes and a hinged mouth that reveals many tiny dual teeth dull teeth when it attacks. The rake is not a real cryptid, but a fictional character created online in 2004. So Creepypasta was actually. It was like a. It was inspired with a lot of people Like they. Just they decided to make it and just over the time, people just been adding it and adding it. So that's that's all it is.
Speaker 1Oh, that's what that image is, that infamous image. Yeah, that bro see. That that bro.
Speaker 2That, that image that bro see that, that bro, that that image, that that's it. So it's more of that, it's more like that, the other one that you had on the other side it's more of that oh shit, so it's by your bed. Yeah, it's by your it's. Yeah, oh hell, no, cause the first image, the first image that you pulled up, that's the one that I saw, and that's the one that, when I was younger, that's the one I saw. That's what.
Speaker 2I like that's what. A Russian sleeping tree man, that's what I thought. I thought it was like in the woods and since we had little woods by my house when we were little, we actually we'd be like nah, but we can't stay out too late because that thing gonna get us Like or not. But let me break down a little bit of the behavior of it. Now, this, the this knows. They don't specify what it all does because different people, as people add to it, people change what it does. But this is more of a baseline of what it is what it does.
Speaker 2So the behavior the rake is known for its predatory behavior, often lurking in suburban front yards or other areas near human residence. It's said to stalk its victims, sometimes watching them from a distance before attacking them. When it attacks, it's described as having a hinged skull that opens at the chin, revealing many tiny teeth. So the rake is known for its strong, muscular build and sharp claws and teeth, which it uses to attack and injure victims. It has been described as using rocks to strike and incapacitate prey and then further injuring them, possibly by bashing the peritoneal lobe open. They also say it has psychic powers. Well, maybe.
Speaker 2There are accounts suggesting that the ray can inflict a crippling fear through touch, possibly through a psychic ability. This could be a way for the creature to subdue its victims or leave them vulnerable to further attack. The Rake often targets the hamstring of its prey, using rocks to strike and break them down quickly. Once incapacitated, it may drag the victim away and further injure them. Victim away and further injure them.
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Speaker 2The rake is also known for its ability to infiltrate homes and induce nightmares, suggesting it may also use these methods to prey on its victims. Psychological manipulation the rake is known for its ability to gather personal information and use it to torment its victims. This can involve revealing secrets, threatening family members or creating a sense of vulnerability. The rake's presence, particularly at the edge of a bed, is designed to induce fear and nightmares. This can lead to sleep disturbances and a general feeling of unease. The rake is described as a territorial creature that often only attacks when provoked. However, it can also attack out of malice, regardless of provocation. Provocation, provocation you did say the origin of the story, right. Can also attack out of malice, regardless of provocation, provocation, provocation.
Speaker 1You did say the origin of the story, right? I mean of the rake. No, I haven't told the origin yet. I got you with that Go ahead.
Speaker 1So, for any people that are curious about what the rake is, origin-wise, it's like a modern cryptid or urban legend rooted in early 21st century internet culture, pretty much like you were saying, or whatever. So it's a creepy pasta and, unlike traditional folklore entities passed down through centuries, the rakes mythos were birthed online, like so it was made online or whatever, by countless people. Um, it was actually like a fiction project that started on 4chan oh 4chan yep back in 2005, I think that's what it said.
Speaker 1So users were inspired to craft a monster that mirrored the ambiguity and terror of Lovecraftian.
Speaker 2Horror. I love Lovecraft's horror bro.
Speaker 1I love that so much.
Speaker 2Cosmic Cove. You see it, Cthulhu.
Speaker 1I actually want to cover it, but there's so much to it bro.
Speaker 2That's besides the point.
Speaker 1But it was later grounded in the visceral fear of home invasion or nighttime vulnerability. That's what its basis was. It was scary because it hit on those things.
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1And though it lacks an ancient historical roots, the rake has since evolved into a digital age boogeyman with life of its own, much like slender man, and as the legend spread, it became embellished with fictional historical documents dating back to the 12th century, uh journal entries and supposed witness testimonies, adding a false sense of antiquity and authenticity to his existence.
Speaker 2That's why they got me bro. Right, that's exactly why they got me.
Speaker 1They say it's for real. Yo, this person, had this happen.
Speaker 2Bro, that dad ass got me for years. For years I've been believing this thing is real, bro. This whole time bro.
Speaker 1It's all right, bro. There was a couple of creepypastas that got me too as a kid.
Speaker 2Well for real that slender man one got me too. Oh yeah, I was.
Speaker 1I was pretty terrified of that one, but I liked it though. Yeah, I liked it too. My mom was into it too.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, she used to watch the videos with me.
Speaker 1She's like is that real.
Speaker 2I was like I think maybe maybe it's gonna get you.
Speaker 1Um, you were talking about the behavior and everything, right yeah so I saw that they were like stalkers yeah, they're like they stalk your prey.
Speaker 2Have like stalker prey.
Speaker 1I mean stalker, like tendencies or whatever. Um, another thing I did here was uh, they don't like being looked at, oh, they don't okay. So, uh, where was it at? Fuck Things, that like if you encountered the rake.
Speaker 2Okay, okay.
Speaker 1It says don't engage or stare at the rake. Okay, because the rake seems to react aggressively to fear or attention.
Speaker 2Oh, you can't scare them either.
Speaker 1Kind of like that SCP. There's like an SCP, that's like that, I think.
Speaker 2There's the one that moves. When you look at it, you can't look away from it, otherwise they're like close in the distance.
Speaker 1I think it's that one. It kind of looks like it too Right.
Speaker 2They look the same because it's like pale, tall slick. Well, scp is a little bit.
Speaker 1I can't remember which SCP it was, though.
Speaker 2SCP-5. No, no, I'm just kidding, I don't know. We gotta talk about some SCPs too. I was thinking about that too. I was thinking about that too. A couple of.
Speaker 1SCPs, they said, avoid sleeping in isolation because encounters often happen when people are alone or in secluded areas. Block entry points so seal windows. Attic catches closets. It's often described document the encounter. Survivors frantically suffer memory loss. Keeping a journal may help verify patterns. Move immediately. If the break is seen multiple times, it may be stalking you. Relocating um would probably be like the best thing. To disturb like it's patterns of it.
Speaker 2I don't got the, I don't got the funds for that big man can't even do that big man no, I guess like no, yeah, oh, okay, like the room or something.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, okay. And then it just says seek mental health support. Whether real or not, the psychological impact is severe and should not be ignored.
Speaker 2This is a mental health awareness to everybody out there but you go through your therapist talking about I see the right Boy, that about put you on medication.
Speaker 1Rake takes off his mask. He was the rake the whole time oh, did we just write a movie?
Speaker 2what you got?
Speaker 1uh, did you have any encounters that people?
Speaker 2might. Yeah, I only, I only put.
Speaker 1I think I only put two, because they're uh I mean they might be fake or whatever, but it is pretty cool. Just add those to give us some flavor okay, so this is just.
Speaker 2I got two short ones and I got a long one. During the summer 2003, events in the northeastern United States involving a strange human-like creature sparked brief local media interest before an apparent blackout was enacted. Little or no information was left intact, as most online and written accounts of the creature were mysteriously destroyed. So that's like, apparently, one story of it. There's another exciting a mariner's log. This is from 1691. Allegedly uh, he came to me in my sleep for the foot of my bed. I felt a sensation. He took everything. We must return to England. We should not come here again at the request of the rake. That was it. That was just uh. That was just that one. That one was really, oh, kind of long.
Speaker 1You want me to give that one? You want to give it? Yeah, you got it All right.
Speaker 2All right For a moment. Witness 2006. Three years ago, I had just returned from a trip to Niagara Falls with my family for the full of July. We were all very exhausted after a long day of driving, so my husband and I put the kids straight to bed and called it a night. At about 4 am I woke up thinking my husband had gotten up to use the restroom. I used the moment to steal back the sheets, only to wake him in the process. I apologized and told him I thought he was out of the bed. When he turned to face me, he gasped and pulled his feet up from the end of the bed so quickly his knee almost knocked me out of the bed. He then grabbed me and said nothing.
Speaker 2After, just into the dark for half a second, I was able to see what caused the strange reaction. At the foot of the bed, sitting and facing away from us, was what appeared to be a naked man or a large, hairless dog of some sort. His body position was disturbing and unnatural, as if it had been hit by a car or something. For some reason, I was not instantly frightened by it, but more concerned as to its condition. At this point I was somewhat under the assumption that we were supposed to help him. My husband was peering over his arm and knee tucked into a fetal position, occasionally glancing at me before returning to the creature. In a flurry of motion, it scrambled around the side of the bed and then crawled quickly, in a feeling sort of way, right along the covers until it was less than a foot from my husband's face. It was completely silent for about 30 seconds Probably closer to five, but it seemed like a while. 30 seconds, probably closer to 5, but it seemed like a while, just looking at my husband. It then placed its hand on his knee and ran into the hallway leading to the kids room.
Speaker 2I screamed and ran for the light switch, planning to stop this thing before it hurt my children. When I got to the hallway, the light from the bedroom was enough to see it Crouching and hunching. We were about 20 feet away and turned around and looked directly at me Covered in blood. I flipped the switch on the wall and saw my daughter, clara. The creature ran down the stairs as my husband and I rushed to help our daughter. She was very badly injured and spoke only once more in her short life. She said he is the rake. My husband drove his car into a lake that night While rushing our daughter to the hospital. They did survive.
Speaker 2Being a small town, news got around pretty quickly. The police were helpful at first and the local newspaper took a lot of interest as well. However, the story was never published and the local television news never followed up either. For several months, my son Justin and I stayed at a hotel near my parents' house After we decided to return home. I began looking for answers myself. I eventually located a man in the next town over who had a similar story. We got in contact and talked about our experiences. He knew of two other people in New York who had seen a creature we now refer to as the Rake creepypasta ass story creepypasta ass story, but I ooh that shit not real
Speaker 1that shit not real that shit not real twin that shit.
Speaker 1That's the rake right there, that's the rake for you. I'ma just give you two. Go ahead, bro. Go ahead, alright. So this is the 2006 journal entry. A fictional journal entry popularizing creepypasta forms recounts a father waking up in the middle of the night to see the rake at the foot of the bed. It turned to look at him, then ran into the daughter's room. The man found his daughter torn apart and rake vanished. Wait, this is the same story you told, is it? Yeah, damn my fault, because the last thing the daughter said was he is the rake. Oh my God. But damn my fault, because the last thing the daughter said was he is the rake.
Speaker 1Oh my god. But it says that the man found the daughter, but you said the wife was the one that went out right yeah, it might have been.
Speaker 2They might have like rewrote the story or something like that, because they do that with creepypasta.
Speaker 1My fault yo alright, let me just give you one more, because this is just a waste of time, bro. It's a waste of time. No, let me not be like that, I'm just joking, y'all. It is pretty cool. The rake design is the rake design. It's because it don't have no sustenance, bro. To all the rake fans out there. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2Here at Casa Cole. We want facts, we need.
Speaker 1We want real shit, we want real Something that's like damn, maybe I will see a Bigfoot out there.
Speaker 2Right, right, all the stories we like. Maybe it's out there, the right. Like I said, bro, that's how I had to get that disclosure book, because when I was little bro I used to until a couple days ago, until a couple days ago Still had that fear until a couple days. Sometimes I just look at it in the woods I'm like fuck, it might be there. I thought it might be there. Until a couple days ago.
Speaker 1I'm like man, it was fake, I've been riding around with the Desert Eagle for no reason. All right, here goes another one. A widely shared video claims to show security footage of a rake-like figure crawling across a living room floor. The family dog reportedly went missing. Days later the family moved. Experts have debated the video's authenticity, but many agree it matches multiple descriptions of the rakes movements and posture. This is home surveillance footage. Unverified in 2010.
Speaker 2All right, let's, let's go ahead and write this thing, let's go.
Speaker 1I'm not trying to diss nobody's creepypasta or or anything like that. I mean, I think creepypastas are cool.
Speaker 2I love them, yeah, but if I was 12. Right? I'm not a fucking loser.
Speaker 1No, I'm just joking. I love creepypastas. I'm just messing with y'all. I love them.
Speaker 2It's just for this segment, it's not. I thought, bro, I thought like I thought, bro, I thought like I said, I thought it was real. I thought it was like a Actual, factual thing. Yeah, I thought it was going to get Literally as soon as I looked it up First thing that's why I read it that first thing. Yeah, this shit, a fictional character from a creepypasta. I said Damn it.
Speaker 1This whole time I lived in fear, fear from a creepypasta that's what creepypastas are for to give you fear and to make you think yeah, I mean, it worked.
Speaker 2I mean it worked, but it did it's job. It did it's job, but it does not do it's job right here for this segment it's here at. Cosmic Cove. We want facts we want proof.
Speaker 1Well, I like something that's gonna have you thinking like dang, maybe it is real, but this is just a flat out straight straight up real young, that's what at least a million hairs.
Speaker 2Some people have like I've seen it, uh, yeah, tax stuff maybe yeah, maybe, maybe allegedly but, but this straight up, just straight up, is a creepy pasta bro.
Speaker 1Those fucking pictures just made it look so real to as a kid bro like I just think she gonna get me all right, she gonna All right rate the rake then, as if it was real. That's where it starts to get hard, because they said it's so strong it could kill. And not only that, but other people add to it.
Speaker 2It could do a kamehameha. Nah, bro, because that'd be disrespectful to the other cryptids we covered. All right, nah, zero. First ever. Alright, no Zero, first ever Zero.
Speaker 1Big fat Zero Only because it's a creepypasta.
Speaker 2Not disrespect to the creepypasta, but it's just Okay how about this? We'll rank it in the form of creepypasta From zero to ten On the form of creepypasta On how scary it was, or like.
Speaker 1How, like what, do you rate it's threat level? I guess, okay in the creepypasta world in the creepypasta not in the, not in the IRL yeah not in the comparing it to, like Baba Yaga, la Bete de Givaudan La.
Speaker 2Bete de Givaudan is very good. That's like my favorite.
Speaker 1I never heard about that, but that's like one of my top tier favorites just because it's has reports. It's got evidence, they got people getting gutted and everything but the creature itself was king's orders.
Speaker 2The, the, the. How smart the creature was and how it plans to attack was very, very good right, that's.
Speaker 1The only thing that separates us from the animals is the intelligence. Yeah, that motherfucker had intelligence guns.
Speaker 2I'm afraid of baby but uh, okay, in the creepypasta world, uh, creepypasta world, you know that that's, that's a for me. Nine, yeah, I was gonna say because nine or ten, nine or ten, bro, I ain't gonna give that 10 yet because I know there's still, that's even, but that's kind of like the SCP, bro, you cannot rank this.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's a whole different.
Speaker 2I think we'll have to make a new category for that, yeah.
Speaker 1Y'all going to have to understand, because there's always going to be something.
Speaker 2Because there's like, for example, if we were to rank an SCP, you'd have, like the, the gods SCPs. Yeah, you got gods, you got titans, you got Leviathan. How can you rank that? You got things that don't die, yeah they got literally, literally, literally, they got, uh, they literally have they literally have things that can't divide, so it'd be stupid to make assumptions that it just wouldn't be fair to the rest nah, but like, yeah, because like SCPs, but like literally someone, just god, someone's. Like rocks if you touch the rock you die and that's the whole SCP stuff like that.
Speaker 2So this one, this is not our official ranking system, this is for this world, for the, for the creepypasta world. It be a nine just cause in that world. First of all, bro, I want nothing standing by the edge of my bed waking up and seeing that shit nope, that's a big no. Then it can attack you. It can, it does damage to you.
Speaker 2Rip you to shreds, rip you to shreds, like not only that, but before it, you know, before it actually kills you, it's gonna haunt you and like keep scaring you and scaring you yeah, it's all that it induces like uh, hallucinations, makes you go crazy this stuff, yeah, so big, big threat level right there, uh. So yeah, I give it a nine.
Speaker 1I give it a nine yeah, I give it either a nine or a ten because it it does crazy amount of damage. You can, like freaking, knock your head off or rip your head off your shoulders or whatever. Instantly it's uh what. What makes it scary to me is how stealthy it is that, that is just you'll hear.
Speaker 2It just adds another, it does it does.
Speaker 1It'd be one thing if you hear that thing like a mile away, like or some shit, like you hear it tearing through your house before it gets to your bed.
Speaker 2but nah, but you just wake up and it's right there on your bed Because they said usually like according to like the creepypastas or whatever.
Speaker 1We could be talking right now and we wouldn't notice, but the freaking rake would be like in a corner. Oh no, stealthy, that thing is stealthy, bro. That thing makes no noise. One of those.
Speaker 2He's right there isn't he Head ass? He's right behind me, isn't he Head ass, head ass creepypasta.
Speaker 1But yeah, they said that's how stealthy it is bro, we could be talking and we wouldn't be noticing that it's right behind us.
Speaker 2Oh, you're standing in the corner just jerking your shit. Fuck, y'all really gassing me up, y'all really just gassing me up oh, freak is away, uh, but yeah, but that's just just bear with those people. Just for the fact that it's a creepy pasta, it's I really like.
Speaker 1I said, I really see we didn't know that it was a creepy pasta until all these.
Speaker 2All these years, all these years, I could have went into the forest, but I didn't.
Speaker 1But who are we to change the topic before once? We have all the notes for it, so we figure we'd give it to you.
Speaker 2I'll just add it yeah, might as well. I'm already here.
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Speaker 1Might as well. Dick's already out, dick's already in my head. Fuck. Went in Rome. Went in North. Carolina Went in my house with the AZ on Might as well, but y'all let us know what y'all think, Let us know if y'all have any stories. If I swear to God what have?
Speaker 2y'all seen in the story talking about. I seen it. You know what. Don't even tell me, no damn story, Y'all get a block to delete it. But y'all said the story Talk about. Yeah, I see it.
Speaker 1I see the right. I bet the fuck you did. Yeah, hello, loony house. I have this person. I found the IP address.
Speaker 2You said the story, Say your address. I can say the circus the loony people.
Speaker 1The loony people to your the toilet away. We'll see how you think. Now poopy pants, oh Shindler's what is it?
Speaker 2Shindler's Island.
Speaker 1Shutter Island.
Speaker 2Shutter Island.
Speaker 1Shutter. Is it Shutter? The one with Leonardo DiCaprio?
Speaker 2Yeah, shutter Island Really good yeah.
Speaker 1It is a pretty good movie but, like we said, you know what, don't tell me no stories.
Speaker 2Don't? Yeah, it was raining in my house while I was jerking my I know you started describing two of these stuff. I already know it's going to be a creepypasta. The one you started telling me I had to pull away His knees came up to my back. Who remembers that in the story?
Speaker 1Nobody remembers that. You can tell me what your fit is, and I might believe you, I might believe you.
Speaker 2You tell me your fit. Maybe, It'll be more believable. But you're telling me I'll raise the blanket over my head, and I heard him breathe three times. No, you did not.
Speaker 1And I could hear him talking in this raspy voice. You're awake, ain't you?
Speaker 2Give me that dead thought. You're lying, you're lying and you're lying for your whole life, I know. And you don't wash your ass like we do. We're gonna know that after rip. We're gonna know that after you send it to the store, you don't wash your ass, you don't.
Speaker 1You don't clean, right? I already know you don't wipe right, you wipe with both hands. Matter of fact, you don't wipe at all, you just shit. Stand up and put your pants up, that's it. I know you don't even spread, but uh, yeah, y'all, y'all, let us know what y'all think about the creepypastas. I mean, y'all could just rank it yourselves in your own system. Um, let us know any interesting details about the rake that we might have missed.
Speaker 1Yeah, that we might have missed maybe like oh, um, did you know there was this person that actually hunts the rake? Or or some shit, I don't know, y'all, let me know, y'all, let me know, and then I can tell everybody else and give you the credit for it, because I'm just that type of guy. That's how I do it, really. Real shit, let's go ahead and head to the next subject. This is a little disappointing, not in our sense, but just for the the break itself.
Speaker 1Like I wish it had more pizzazz to it, like bro like well, I, but I used to watch.
Speaker 2Now I'm guessing like there were like edited videos and like back there I didn't know, it was like, uh, we got footage of the rake. It'd be like something just crawling through the woods and like that's what I believe, like that's dead ass, what I believe. So I'm thinking, bro, how many videos have I seen that I believe that was real this whole time? And it's just, it's just some. Some dude Pulling my chain, bro, just tugging my shit.
Speaker 1Tugging my hood, just tugging my hood, bro.
Speaker 2If you know, you know.
Speaker 1Alright. So Alright, now to a real subject.
Speaker 2Right now we're gonna talk about we're done with all this make believe stuff done with all that stuff.
Speaker 1Heading to the next subject there, we go, there, we go now we're, now we're cooking. Back to reality. Back to reality. Whoop, there goes gravity head up. Yeah, we're gonna head out, I'm gonna head out. Head out, yeah, we gonna head out, I'm gonna head out. You know what? Maybe I should go fight the gorilla 100 versus 1 gorilla.
Speaker 2Bro, you put both of us Versus 1 gorilla. Matter of fact, both of us versus 100 gorilla.
Speaker 1Each one. Take 50, right, fuck it. Y'all gonna to see something crazy Me getting violently torn up.
Speaker 2Well, you're going to be torn, all right.
Speaker 1Wait, you're not one of the gorillas. It's like wait, why are you holding me? I backdoored Yayo. Where do we Promise them? Crates and bananas? But um, y'all need me, I swear I. I put steel toe, steel toe boots on. I kick that thing Square in the balls. I don't care who you are, what you is you getting hit Straight in the nuts by steel toes, you falling down. I don't care who you are.
Speaker 2Nah, I know, I know someone that would take it. They're freakazores that like getting kicked in the ball dang, you're right. What if the gorilla is like that?
Speaker 1huh right, he just nuts on you I'ma die like that gorilla is gonna be so enraged. It's just gonna literally like, just grab me and just rip me in half. Type shit. It's all in your head, but just know his balls is going to be done.
Speaker 2They're going to remember you. Those balls are going to remember you Insane.
Speaker 1That shit is going to go all the way up to the ceiling no, not even the ceiling, because it's going to be out and open the skybox. It's going to hit the skybox. It's going to hit a cloud.
Speaker 2His pair of balls is literally just going to touch a cloud and come back down my kick.
Speaker 1I missed it. Follow me, charlie brown. Charlie brown, head ass I just let me fall no, but uh, let's go ahead and tell them what this interesting subject is. Like yayo said, we're back to reality. Some might think the future robots being used now. Right, we've talked about robots before, but this is essentially would be like a little update a little update on it.
Speaker 2Yeah right, yeah, a little more. A little bit, because new robots keep on coming. Now they keep on.
Speaker 1Uh, it's crazy bro in that time frame new robots have been created. Yeah, and the fact that ai is advancing all this is part of what, like all these robots have like almost none of these robots don't have like ai.
Speaker 2But that helps it run. But that's their brain.
Speaker 1That's their brain, bro, that's that uh site tech bro right, so I got my first. One is humanoid robots okay, for example, like the tesla optimus okay, good uh, it was unveiled in 2021, still under active development, and its general purpose is just a humanoid robot intended to do manual labor, repetitive tasks and a potentially personal assistance in the future.
Speaker 2Yep, so think of iRobot, but for real life iRobot, but they're not beating your ass yet In iRobot Yet, because at some time they're going to rebel.
Speaker 1I've seen the movies right, I know where we're going. As long as y'all don't make robots waterproof, then we'll be okay. Right, oh, there you go, yeah, yeah, don't. Who am I to put this fail safe technology in these robots? I'm but a simple man. I'm just a simple podcaster.
Speaker 2He really just solved it. If we die to robots, it's y'all's fault. Y'all the one that caused it, because we already told y'all don't make it waterproof. What you gonna do, make it waterproof.
Speaker 1I made it waterproof and destructible. The only way to get this is if you find this key card that I buried somewhere in the Himalayan mountains that the real main characters of the world is just gonna go sent like, go out there and adventure right, somehow find it somehow find it just just somehow the top, because I, because the person who made the key card essentially had a kid from back in the day and then the daughter or the son was looking for their.
Speaker 2They were doing like a family, they get those flashbacks.
Speaker 1They were getting flashbacks from the dad's playing with this and he was like no, don't play with this. This is very important for the future right that it movie, movie, movie directors reverence yeah, we're gonna direct it, we're gonna direct it and play in it. We're like all the characters, camera was gonna go crazy this is a little different taxis throughout the whole movie but um what else? Um, pretty much like the robots is like gonna reduce labor shortages, yeah, that's what I see it's.
Speaker 2I mean it's a good thing cause I mean there's some stuff just I mean it gets boring after a while just doing the same thing. It's not even boring, sometimes it's tedious to do and that frees up. Y'all might not think it, but it frees up a lot of your time. Instead of you having to wash your dishes. To wash dishes, put away clothes, take away trash, clean the house, I feel that now it's it. It takes quite a bit of time to do all that and then you still gotta work, you still you, you still gotta eat all that and instead of you having a, I want to say spend time but like dedicate time to doing those things. Uh, you know you, now you have more things to do, other stuff, like if you have a family, you cannot spend time with your family because now you gotta worry about all your other chores.
Speaker 1That you have to do is stuff that you have to do I feel like having robots would be beneficial because of that purpose yeah, like it's gonna help advance. I feel like having robots would be beneficial because of that purpose yeah, like it's going to help advance. I feel, like me personally. This is my opinion, so y'all don't fucking come at me grabbing my balls and shit, because, like Yaya said, like you're getting rid of all the mundane tasks that have no importance. It's like a slow waste of like. No offense to nobody.
Speaker 1I do not mean nothing in any way to offend anybody, but like, uh, like I don't mean to call nobody out, I don't mean nothing in a bad way. Like my hats off goes, like my hat goes to everybody that plays their role in society and everything like fast food workers.
Speaker 1But if you take, if you get rid of all the. What is this? If you get rid of all the, where's this going? If you get rid of all the mundane stuff, like burger flippers, people preparing your food, you have a robot that does it, then, yeah, you're taking away the job from people that would need that job. But you could make that. You could like but.
Speaker 2But I feel those jobs also like locking people into. They have to do that Like like.
Speaker 1What I'm getting at is like you're forcing people to like have to be better to do yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2Yeah you you making them like well, I don't gotta do this, like I can spend my time on better things, or like pursue better more stuff, opportunities.
Speaker 1there you go. I get that it is going to make it harder because not everybody can afford college, not everybody can do this and that, I get that. But if you get rid of all the mundane, things Go to the trades, work at the trades. Right, we need more blue-collar people.
Speaker 2We need more people at the trades. We need more people. I'm tired of getting called all the time. I'm tired of my-. Chill, don't do that to me, Chill, Chill. I'm having trouble. This motherfucker's taking my goddamn jobs, man.
Speaker 1Motherfucker's doing these jobs for $100. Y'all making this shit too easy. I need more competition. It's too easy in this game. Chill, chill. You know what? Matter of fact, tap in, I take that back. I take that back. Tap in Comment under this episode and say method, so I can give y'all the four of y'all. I'll give y'all a step-by-step Nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 2Go, go. Hey, this is not for y'all. This blue collar shit is not for y'all. Hey, y'all good, we don't need no more people.
Speaker 1Fuck Burger King, fuck McDonald's, y'all come Go put some pipes, Run some pipes.
Speaker 2My boy Put a boiler in. We need more competition. We need to stimulate the market. Y'all motherfuckers need to stop other charging prices.
Speaker 1Man, I need to charge more. Fuck it, let's start building pyramids.
Speaker 2Nobody getting paid, but we're going to do that shit.
Speaker 1Fuck it. We got free time now.
Speaker 2We got everything getting done Egypt the only one acting like they own pyramids and shit. We got free time. Now we got everything getting done. Egypt the only one acting like they own pyramids and shit. Nah, when I put three pyramids in the video, nothing did it.
Speaker 1Everybody going to be quiet. Y'all going to have a whole conspiracy.
Speaker 2How they did it. Aliens Damn right, damn right. Aliens Damn right, I did that shit.
Speaker 1Oh shit, but oh shit, but no, it's just like. Like, like you said, it gives you time to do more things. Like that's all I'm getting at, like you're gonna have free time to do more or you won't have an easy cop out for people to be lazy and do like simple jobs. Now I get old people need to work or want to work, and I mean but robots also help old people like that in a sense, because I mean let's be real, They'll be caretakers.
Speaker 2Yeah, some people yeah, that's one that's advancing to be a caretaker. Because I mean, let's be real, some people just they're not meant to be in that line or like that field. They'll be abusing the elders and stuff like that. They do, bro, so it's a sad thing to see too. You know robots, they don't. They just there to help. They just gonna be there, the primary directors, to help.
Speaker 1Until I, until I order, until I confirm order 66. Hold Dr Eggman over here, then it's over for everyone. I'm just gonna stand above all of flames.
Speaker 2Oh, we're all going to be standing over the senior citizens like at a camera. You see there's a red light coming out of here. Arr the war. The war has started.
Speaker 1I'll be on that type of timing. Oh man, it's out here. But yeah, that's pretty much it, bro, let's go.
Speaker 2What you got about it all day, right, uh, but I don't want to get criticized too much. I don't say my opinion, well speaking, that's where I fucked up. In today's times they'd be coming for it, so okay. So uh r mar six, uh. This is created by card card shrook institute of technology. Uhmr-6 is a humanoid robot developed by researchers at the Car it's a German word, I'm sorry, karschul Institute. I'm butchering this Technology in Germany to work in industrial settings, capable of using drills, hammers and other tools. Rmr-6 also features AI technology, you know, allowing it to learn how to grasp objects and hand them to human co-workers, is also able to take on maintenance duties, like wiping down surfaces, and then even has the ability to ask for help when needed oh shit, a robot asking for help, brain humble that's a humble.
Speaker 2my pride, my pride. Be begging me that I can do this whole thing by myself sometimes. Sometimes I'm not gonna ask for help. Do I need it? Yes, am I gonna do it? Don't say no, be begging me that I can do this whole thing by myself Sometimes. Sometimes I'm not going to ask for help. Do I need it? Yes, am I going to do it? Dog is saying no, bitch, so I'm a grown ass.
Speaker 1I'm a grown ass man.
Speaker 2I woke up today, I'm going to do this shit and then I'm going to complain about it on the way home. Real shit, can you believe? Can you believe I was out there worrying about myself?
Speaker 1No, you know what I found funny too was the robot asked for help. Imagine, bro, first day on the job, robot blinking red saying it needs help. Yeah, I need to pick up this two-ton piece of metal. What the fuck am I going to?
Speaker 2do? What the hell am I going to do? You might as well call your other robot body man. You see this. You see this.
Speaker 1Magnum 150, magnum 150. It's like the robots Out in the front. They're waiting for the, they're waiting for assistance. But it's like sending Signals out to the robot. But they see me Walk out through the double doors. Everybody, all the robots, like Ah, they brought, they brought the new guy, they brought this Freaking meat bag Over here, flesh bag On some better shit From Fut. What the hell is he gonna pick?
Speaker 2up weak ass. I'm here for more support. You can do it, my little robot. Bones ass, calcium ass, organic ass nah bro but hey, bro, sometimes I don't even change the filter on my coffee maker, but I see that red light. I ain't even gonna help that robot, I'm gonna wait for somebody else. I'll leave it by myself. I'm gonna wait for somebody else to do it.
Speaker 1That robot gonna sound like General Grievous.
Speaker 2Y'all about to experience the first wheezing robot. Oh, General Grievous, you put that robot in the job site, brew collar of workers and he going to be drinking 40s and smoking Newports by the end of the day, bro.
Speaker 1Oh shit, what else you got about that thing?
Speaker 2Oh, that was it for that. Oh, that was it. Oh, okay, for that one, yeah here.
Speaker 1I got y'all with the next and I got y'all with the with the banger. Everybody knows this. It's delivery robots. So starship technologies, uh ontominus, uh delivery robots that that's the company starship technologies. It's used on college campuses. It's used like in some city in the uk, los angeles, and parts of uh estonia, and its purpose is last mile delivery of groceries, takeout and packages.
Speaker 1Okay, it's the little tiny robot, robot is the yeah okay, the travels on the sidewalk has the gps, has the camera and everything goes up to him like your package is here. The 12 inch cock that you order on Amazon is right here inside of me. They just put that thing on top of it.
Speaker 2They just doyene the whole way. They just open it. They sent the big robot. It's like this big.
Speaker 1All they see is me pulling out. Put that thing on my shoulder.
Speaker 2Walk around downtown, look around nah, that's pretty, I like that cause. I mean, hey look, I ain't trying to be bashful, but like, I seen enough videos of DoorDash Jarvis doing some crazy shits with people's food. Or like, look bro, humans, humans like fucking with other humans, bro, they love it's just human nature. It's just human nature. You eliminate that human nature. Now you got a robot that just. It just does that. It has no malice, it has no need for greed, it has no need to spit in your food, take fives out of your food, like, say you never ordered your drink, say you never ordered gaslight.
Speaker 1You a robot never gonna gaslight you, but they take the picture of inside their car and your drink's right there in their drink tray.
Speaker 2But the lid's already off, right that little they have on it is already busted. They got a straw in it. They say halfway through Robots, eliminate that, bro. So I like stuff like that. I like Hold on my fault.
Speaker 1One more they forgot they took a picture but it's actually a video. So when they're taking, like they're lining up the shot, they're like, damn, that drink was good as fuck.
Speaker 2Let me go ahead and take this. Straight to DoorDash headquarters.
Speaker 1My fault. What were you saying?
Speaker 2I was just saying that, but it eliminates that.
Speaker 1How would?
Speaker 2you say it.
Speaker 1What is it called? I wouldn't say human error, but it's just like Human nature. Yeah, human nature, I guess, Just humans being humans bro.
Speaker 2Not everybody's a good person. Look at us, yeah, human nature, I guess.
Speaker 1Just humans being humans, bro, not everybody's a good person. Look at us, we're freaking goblins, oh yo hey, hey, sometimes I call you Guys that like to make their left hand go to sleep and then cover their mouth.
Speaker 2That's gremlin activities right there. Well, if I can take a deep piece of their dogs and shit.
Speaker 1We're not good dudes hey.
Speaker 2I know what I am the generates hey.
Speaker 1Fiends, goblins. Gremlins Demons bro Robots limit that, but I mean robots, eliminate that. You know Now I do get that robots themselves are not perfect.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. They'll, glitch, they'll get lost, they'll probably go to the wrong address.
Speaker 1They'll tip over and then they're stuck and everything, yeah, but Not everything is perfect in the first time that it comes out. All of this is new.
Speaker 2All of this is new. I mean, it's what. Maybe this has been happening like what? 20 years? That robot really been advancing in the, especially with AI. With AI it's helping a lot with the advancement of robots. I very new.
Speaker 1Yeah, I feel like once they perfect it, it'd be perfect.
Speaker 2Yeah, Like they have more, more stuff they can do more stuff. They'll be, they'll need less human interaction.
Speaker 1But yeah, it's I don't know. I think it's pretty cool. I think we're going in a good, a good way, I think so too Until until we kicks my door and is like, hey, you forgot to leave a five-star review. Who the fuck are you Leave a review? Wasn't that like on a Black Mirror episode or something I'll never see? Black Mirror.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Or maybe some. It was on some show, maybe on.
Speaker 2No, it sounds like something that would be on Futurama bro, love Death and Robots, maybe, oh maybe. Love Death and Robots.
Speaker 1That's such a good show.
Speaker 2Really good show.
Speaker 1Love Death and Robots. So good Shout out to all the studios they got a new season coming up. They got a new season, yes.
Speaker 2I'm gonna have to get Netflix again, because I don't got Netflix.
Speaker 1What were?
Speaker 2we talking $30.
Speaker 1I'll give you the password. I'm gonna get the password From my girlfriend.
Speaker 2I'm faster too.
Speaker 1Tight shit. Can I have the password? Please Go ahead, bro. What you got, all right All right.
Speaker 2So Apollo created by Aptronic. Aptronic's Apollo can carry up to 55 pounds and is designed to function in plants and warehouses, and may expand into industries like retail and construction. An impact zone allows the robot to stop its motion when detecting nearby moving objects, while swappable batteries that last four hours each keep Apollo productive. In 2024, aptronic partnered with Mercedes-Benz to explore how Apollo can automate various manual tasks, and the company is primed to expand its production of Apollo thanks to a $350 million funding round $350 million investment I'll throw $5 in there.
Speaker 1Let me get a little let me get a little bit of a little bit of that, a little bit of that royalty, a little bit of them shares.
Speaker 2So this was more of a like, uh, like a forklift, like a like in in a sense it? Uh, it's just. It just carries stuff and moves, but it's minimizing the danger of like there's a lot of accidents with with forklift drives and that stuff, so they're trying to minimize. It's always about minimizing danger and increasing productivity level, so that's what it's helping in and stuff like that because you're taking out the human emotions and human errors and you're putting more on the robots.
Medical Robots and Future Tech
Speaker 1Sensors, which is essentially supposed to not mess up. I get, there will be glitches, I get that. There will be accidents, you know. But I mean but once everything gets tip-top shape once it works, it works.
Speaker 2I mean it's more than Mercedes, so I mean it's doing something good if Mercedes is willing to spend that much money on them. It's the future.
Speaker 1The future is now. The future is now.
Speaker 2It's here. It's here, we're living in it.
Speaker 1But I think it'd be pretty cool, like what would be like an efficient way for you to do groceries, because the way you used to do it, you go to a grocery store. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, put your shoes on. You dread getting in your car to go grocery shopping. I hate it, bro. Until the magnificent event happened.
Speaker 2COVID-19. See what I hated about getting groceries is I hate seeing people that I know that I don't like.
Speaker 1I love it.
Speaker 2That I don't care for. Honestly, there's about three people I could go to a grocery and I see them. I'm like, honestly, like there's like there's about like three people I could go to a grocery and I see them.
Speaker 2I'm like, like yo like, like, like you, you, you know my mom, like a couple other friends, my dogs, my dogs oh what, I'm not trying to see all these people, especially the people that I know. I don't want to see them. Seeing them ruins my day, bro. It leaves a bad taste in my mouth, bro, like, look, if I don't fuck with you, I don't fuck with you, but I ain't trying to see you at the grocery store, and especially if they try to talk to me, it ruins my experience.
Speaker 1Let me put everything in my cart back Right.
Speaker 2Matter of fact, I'm just going to leave my cart.
Speaker 1I'm going to leave my shit right there.
Speaker 2But that's what I hate. That's what I dread about going to a grocery shop because it's probably going to be somewhere, or if it's one of those people that just talk my ear off to, I'm sorry I'll turn into that old grouch in movies and shit. I'll turn it into that old grouch, that in movies and shit. But that's what I hate from grocery. And then you got to walk and then you got to go get your stuff and then they might not have the stuff and then you got to go and interact around people. It's just, it's a dread, it's dead ass, a dread for me.
Speaker 1No, I get what you mean, bro, what I was getting at with the whole COVID-19 thing thing. You know my heart goes out to all the people that did lose their lives during that time. But the fact that it did help advance the um, how would you say the? They made grocery shopping easier for people because they did like pull up drive, like pull up pickup type thing that is so beneficial because you're not spending no time looking for stuff right.
Speaker 1I mean, I do get again human error. They might give you the wrong, the wrong stuff, but that's just a gamble you got to take. You're gonna. You're gonna be upset that you're being lazy, but the person that you're entrusting that hold your groceries is getting you the wrong things that you picked yourself. You're gonna. You got to understand that you're going to run the risk of okay, this is a human being. That's probably a teenager.
Speaker 2That's probably picking my food while smoking a joint or something? Minimum wage Right.
Speaker 1He already doesn't want to be here. Right, you're going to have to understand that's a gamble you're going to have to take. I mean, push comes to shove, you're just going to have to go to the store and say, hey, y'all gave me the wrong thing, or you're just going to have to fucking try something new that day.
Speaker 1Exactly but it's so easy. This is not an ad for anything either. You literally just pull up to beep and then you order on beep On the beep app and, bro, you literally just pull up, say I'm here. They pop your trunk. You know they might steal some things back there or something. No, I'm just messing, but damn the car looks nice in here, or damn your car is staying, or why is this dead body here? Nah?
Speaker 2let me tell you. Nah Well, let me tell you this one time. So I pulled up one time.
Speaker 2Oh you did Pick up groceries. Yeah, pick up groceries. And it was still when I had my car and I was smoking. But tell me why the girl's like damn it smells good. It was two of them, bro. They were like damn it smells good, boy. They literally just stood beside my car. They were just looking. It made me feel like I don't want y'all to try to ask if y'all can get a hit or something. They're like oh, what you? They started chatting to me. I was like nah, bro, bro, just roll my groceries. I'm trying to leave.
Speaker 1Put the groceries in the bag, Bro I was like what is going on today? You going to hit this? I got hit at least one time. Hold dudes, hold dudes, dudes out there, there's dudes being dudes. No, but um, but it's so, it's so convenient to me. My fault, that's all I had to say. It was just so convenient, it's convenient you can't be mad about convenience. You really can't. You really can't. All right was that that was yours right yeah, that was mine okay let's see what other ones I got.
Speaker 1Okay, this is surgical robots for. So an example is da vinci surgical system, this intuitive surgical that's the name of the company. It's used in hospitals worldwide for minimally invasive procedures. So the purpose is to provide surgeons with enhanced precision, control and visualization during operation. So it's like robotic arms with wristed instruments that mimic surgeons' hand movements. So I guess, to get like, I guess like be able to like, use various things or whatever, and you just use a lot from a computer maybe or some shit.
Speaker 1I really don't know how it works, because it has a 3D high-definition vision system. It's minimally invasive, reducing recovery time and risk, so you ain't going to need to make a big cut for your fingers or whatever.
Speaker 2I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1You're going to be using a robot that can see everything.
Speaker 2Yeah, they control it. Yeah, they control it from another, like Whole Xbox 360 control. No, it's like joystick and stuff like that.
Speaker 1It the control from the fucking submarine that got exploded, that imploded that control Logitech. Look, y'all knew what the fuck y'all was doing.
Speaker 2I don't care, y'all can get mad at me. All y'all want Y'all knew Y'all knew All right.
Speaker 1So it benefits because you have greater precision in delicate surgery such as heart prostate, gynecological gyne, such as heart prostate, gonorrhea. Faster patient recovery, fewer complications enhances the surgeon's capabilities rather than replacing them, because if you make a man, I mean you give. If you have a capable person, not man, sorry, if you have a capable person and you give them another thing that makes them more capable bro.
Speaker 1Yeah, obviously you're making things better like yeah, if you could like, for example, like you do hardwood floors, you give a gun that can pretty much be automatic. Imagine just having like a nailing gun that can just go like instead of hammer hitting it with the hammer.
Speaker 2I'm going to have to make that, bro, like you.
Speaker 1literally just push the trigger from here and it'll just go tight shit. But you're standing. You're not on the ground or something you know, but somebody that's efficient and already knows how to like lay things out and do things.
Speaker 2Speed up the processing more processing.
Speaker 1You're right. So it's extremely expensive, though. The system costs about $1 million, and then maintenance adds more to it. I got a million burning in a hole in my pocket right now. The hospitals do. I ain't paying no hospital bills Y'all crazy out your mind, y'all can get it Y'all can get it from my bones. I ain't paying that crap. There's a steep learning curve for the surgeons to learn this software and the risk over reliance and errors if not used properly oh okay, imagine, bro, you got a whole open heart surgery.
Speaker 1You need this thing to go through. They're like we got this new technology, boom, wapa goes out, so we're sitting there. What the fuck do we do, doctor, looking off Into a camera that don't exist?
Speaker 2Uh, oh, that screen. That screen says Connection lost. That shit.
Speaker 1It's like the video games, you know, when you start drifting, your battery's dying your character's. Oh no, whole knife just going Across your heart or something. Cause that dude had their nurse looks at, looks back at the doctor. The doctor's not there, it's just the double doors.
Speaker 2Going.
Speaker 1The doors just Flapping across each other.
Speaker 2Me telling the patient that little girl out there Sticks drift. My shit got a little bit Of stick drift right there. My bumpers weren't working, my fault.
Speaker 1Damn bro. Oh shit, y'all be careful with the future. The future is down, but damn Dope Y'all. All right, let me tell you what to do. Look at what controller they're using. All right, if you see they got some bustedusted up controller, are they wired or wireless?
Speaker 2Mmm. Battery or battery pack Battery or rechargeable. Mmm, mmm, do they got the, the pad, the paddles in the back Trigger stoppers?
Speaker 1Trigger stoppers. Does it have High sticks or wide sticks? They got rumble, do they have rumble Mmm.
Speaker 2Cause how they gonna know when you touch it too much, you feel Operation. Do they have?
Speaker 1Ropo. How are they going to know when you touch it too much? Operation like the game board, Exactly. If it touches your organ in a bad way, it'll go. Then it'll send a shock to your heart and kill you, now we in the middle. Somebody said that to them.
Speaker 2Somebody said that to them.
Speaker 1Patent pending. I submitted that to the patent pending office.
Speaker 2You're right. You're right. I put that on any of you. I'll be hearing from my lawyers it's just me.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's like me. I put a mustache on. No wait, I take my mustache off. It's like my actual mustache is somehow ripping off. Oh, this old thing. Yes, yes, I'm his lawyer. Teardrop slowly comes up, but I keep a straight face. Face is turning red right here, start bleeding, lips get puffy as shit, all right, my fault, y'all go ahead and let them. Let them know the next robot. All right, right.
Speaker 2All right. Kime Micro Robotics. Kime Micro Robotics humanoid robotic bartender. Serves beer, coffee, wine, snacks, salads and more. Each Kime kiosk is able to dispense 253 hours per hour and features a touchscreen and app enable ordering, plus a built-in payment system. Though unable to dispense the sage advice of a seasoned bartender, keymate is able to recognize his regular customers and pour two beers every six seconds. Damn. In addition to being a bartender, the robot could also serve as a chef, assistant and waiter, among other positions. That sounds pretty legit. That's lit, because y'all don't understand how many times I go to a bar and they fuck up my drink. They hey, look it's. It's not hard to make a long garlic iced tea, and it's also not hard to give me Henny and Coke and and yet, and yet. Or whiskey old fashioned, whiskey old fashioned, and for some reason, my, my Henny and Coke got a cherry on top. I did not order this, I did not order this. Or we ordered the older wigs and then with buffalo sauce, and they gave me some pizza. Come on, man, again eliminating human error.
Speaker 1What I don't like is when you go to the bar and then you get so crowded so you just got to awkwardly stand there and try and get the bartenders.
Speaker 2I hate that Over the years when I was was younger, I used to be like I just used to wait. I'm like, hey, hi, I just be yelling bro oh, that's what you?
Speaker 1yeah, I just start yelling there I can't believe I'm yelling to this, but oh no, you're good, but uh, because I don't mean to be that person, but I don't like being that person, but like you got to, yeah, you have to in that situation's a bar.
Speaker 2It's a bar. It's that type of situation you can't really be. I'm just in there, it's good to have manners, but you can't be over polite at a bar, right you? Gotta have that you gonna get kicked, motherfuckers gonna cut in front of you your order.
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Speaker 2Your order's not gonna be taken like your drink's not gonna be taken like you gotta let yourself be known. Let them know hey, I want this and you gotta start sending stuff back if it ain't yours. I used to just drink whatever they gave me, Not now. I'm gonna give you a tip. I'm gonna give you a tip regardless. So I'm giving you a tip. Give me the right drink.
Speaker 1Yeah, you literally just take your cup up to the bartender and then throw it in their face and be like Y que with a pool. Throw that shit. This is the fuck I want. Chuck the whole glass Jump behind the.
Speaker 2I promise you you'll get a good reaction from everyone. Jump behind the bar and start on some Roadhouse shit.
Speaker 1Nah, I'm just joking, I'm just joking.
Speaker 2Nah, bro, I like that. I like that it was able to recognize his regular customers. Bro, just imagine, go to a robot bar.
Speaker 1Robots already working on your drink Didn't even want that drink. So now my eyeball's twitching Cause I'm trying not to crash on this robot. Robot just taps the table two times, turns his head like this what the fuck are you gonna do with the tip? You fucking bitch. What do you need? This two dollar tip for what you need?
Speaker 2a tip for Talk about it's my bus fare.
Speaker 1You know what? Nevermind, that's a good idea, because a fucking, if a robot comes to me and asks for a tip, I'm just gonna give him Some dead batteries, bro, is that?
Speaker 2Technically, technically, I don't know. Technically that's a tip. Technically it's a tip. Give him a tip. Give him I'll give him a tip. Put that shit on his head, give him, I'll give him a tip.
Speaker 1Put that shit on his head. Give him a tip you want a good tip? I'll give you a life tip. Get a soul.
Speaker 2Robots look at these blinks. Turns around Gains.
Speaker 1It's the Japanese. It's the Japanese robots. How do you got the I?
Speaker 2don't think I could be Robots to a robot. I don't think I could be a robot, bro. I don't think I could.
Speaker 1I'd trip a robot up, bro. I'd fucking put it in the chokehold Humanoid robot. I'm going to put him in a full Nelson, bro. I'm going to frame that picture up and have it in my house.
Speaker 2They're going to interview that robot later.
Speaker 1He did not put me in the full Nelson I'm saying Right, it's going to be hell for that robot, but we're having a good time. This is good bonding. It's all about advancing humanity.
Speaker 2And no better way can you advance humanity than putting someone in a full Nelson, especially a robot. That's not an experience many people get to experience really, right, not everybody gets the experience.
Speaker 1It's all about the experience it's all about the ha-ha-'s.
Speaker 2The poor robot goes home to his robot family oh he, he's a slave to my home now.
Speaker 1He's stuck with me forever until his batteries go out damn.
Speaker 2So you know what he signed up for somebody helped that robot.
Speaker 1Let me give y'all another crazy. This is my last one. Social and companion robots. This is the Pato Therapeutic Robot Seal. It's for nursing homes, hospitals and therapy centers. It's just like emotional support and therapeutic it's like for elderly people or kids. It's not meant to replace caregivers, it's just meant to help assist the caregivers and help stimulate the person.
Speaker 2Like whether they're depressed or alone.
Speaker 1They need something, need some stress relief or whatever.
Speaker 2I'll tell you what?
Speaker 1it's a seal. It's a whole animal. Oh, it's a seal. It's a seal.
Speaker 2Double time.
Speaker 1How'd they know, but it's like it just it just like encourages social interaction and isolating individuals. Okay, that's pretty much it, but in all fairness, I can't remember what year it was Like. Back when we were younger, we had the Tamagotchis. As much as y'all want to say, robots are therapeutic and good to be companions. Did your dad? The Tamagotchis would give you hell. The Tamagotchis would say they need food 3 o'clock in the morning, so you have to wake up and feed them or you'll die.
Speaker 2You wake up one fucking day, bro. I just fainted. That was the worst eating schedule sleep schedule. Bro, these motherfuckers just dead.
Speaker 1That's false advertisement. Them people were not happy having a good time taking care of this stupid digital pet that was going to die on me. Hey man, my boy had you stressed boy, Wake you up. I just played with you Wake up.
Speaker 2That's it played with you. Wake up that shit Out Dead. Wake up, wake up, wake up, Shake that thing. I'm like nope, that's it for you.
Speaker 1That shit was the bane to children's existence. Right there, bro, having to take care of a Tamagotchi pit.
Speaker 2Probably when my friend was showing me one of those Literally showing me Motherfucker died.
Speaker 1What the fuck happened to my tongue? That shit dead.
Speaker 2Bro got sad too. Bro, he got sad, he got sad, oh shit.
Speaker 1RIP to all the Tamagotchis out there.
Speaker 2Hey, that was traumatizing to that kid bro. He never had a pet, ever again in his life, bro.
Speaker 1I can see where the benefits doesn't come from now, right there. Yeah, stress was shit Stress. Yeah, got to take care of a whole fucking room. No, take care of me, cuddle me, feed me, crack my back. Ooh, they Feed me, crack my back.
Speaker 2Ooh, they need to make one of those. I keep one of those at the house Chiropractor robot.
Speaker 1That's what they need, right? Robot just telling you to relax Literally just fucking snaps your head.
Speaker 2Wake up. I wake up like that Tamagotchi Dead, dead, dead.
Speaker 1Crack all my bones All right what you got, bro?
Speaker 2Last one, last one, bro, alright, so Okay. So these are xenobots. These living robots Created by scientists Can move, heal and even reproduce. They are designed Using computer algorithms and built from Real biological tissue, making them A unique class of living Programmable organisms. So Xenobots are made From cells taken From the African claw frog, the Xenopos levis. They can mechanisms.
Speaker 2So xenobots are made from cells taken from the african claw frog, the xenopause lavis. They can self-assemble from simple cell clusters and they move using tiny hair, like structures called cilia. They can heal themselves that are being cut or damaged. They can reproduce using new form of biological replication called kinetic replication. They don't have a brain or a digestive system. They can be used in delivering medicine, cleaning plaque and blood vessels or even potentially repairing damaged tissues. They're used to clean up in pollutants, like microplastics in the ocean. In ecology, they can be used to clean waste or collect microplastics from the ocean without polluting it, because they would simply decompose as they die. Their applications in health care are also promising, as they can be used to deliver medicine throughout the body or to clean built up plaque and blood vessels. Even though they're just used for research, they can help us understand how to manipulate biological cells, possibly paving the way to programming cancerous tumors or regenerating body parts.
Speaker 1Because this take is so new, there are still so many possibilities to explore I love the way that sounded, but I'm gonna tell y'all one thing it took y'all so long to come up with that technology when the idea was pitched at you at a very early time stage what movie os? What movie? Osmosis Jones?
Speaker 2Oh, you're talking about Osmosis Jones.
Speaker 1Osmosis Jones told us and showed us, if you can build a pill that goes in you and starts shooting at everything and kills El Diablo, you'll be all right. Facts.
Speaker 2I was thinking more of Agent Cody Banks. Oh, I didn't see that.
Speaker 1You didn't see that movie.
Speaker 2They got these little. It's like little robots that can basically eat through anything, but they're like, they're controllable, but they were essentially. They were originally programmed to like clean up the world and literally to do this, like literally everything. They were designed to do that, but then the bad guy turned the robots into just using them as weapons to just destroy, like it could eat through anything.
Speaker 1Dang.
Speaker 2Like literally anything. And so it was like they what is it called Like? Their plan was to load them up into like warheads, shoot them like whatever they wanted to and they would keep eating, and they don't. They don't stop until whatever they're supposed to eat uh is gone, so it would have been on. Uh. They were supposed they were threatening the the uh the government with it. They were gonna shoot it towards the government. It was gonna eat up it eats organic and uh, because everybody knows where the government's address is.
Speaker 2That silly gooses silly gooses, I would keep that shit private.
Speaker 1Oh, big old white house, no, I don't live here, that's right, but um, yeah, that's pretty crazy, bro, that right there.
Speaker 2Would be pretty cool, though, like in the form of medicine, like for it to go inside your body and to give you like help give you your medicine or go inside, because that's the other thing sometimes medicines don't reach the areas as opposed to because something's wrong with you and they won't allow it. So that would like take it to the spotting needs specifically. Just target that instead of like, because there's some medicines target the whole, like like chemotherapy it's your whole body's getting affected. Instead of it just it'll just go to that one area wherever the cancer is just start attacking that that's pretty cool right there.
Speaker 1That's good technology right there yep, yep. That is good technology.
Speaker 2That's stuff you love to see because, like now, it puts your mind at ease, like maybe it won't be so bad if I did get old, right if I do get old, or whatever when I finally decide to go to the doctor and tell me, on stage three, not no more, because they got the robots right, they just inject me and I'm gone the next day they'll be like here goes your $30,000 bill, you're gonna have to get it when I'm dead.
Speaker 1When I'm cold Body in that casket. You're gonna have to reach in there. Pry my casket open and get it from my Cold, dead hands. Sell my casket.
Speaker 2I let them use my body For experience, brother, no.
Speaker 1You're gonna donate your body To science? I'll do it.
Speaker 2I'll do it. They're going to turn me into. I'm going to be the face of the Terminator in the future, bro.
Speaker 1They're going to have you in a museum Just standing there.
Speaker 2If y'all do that, if y'all Just know people Just know it's soft in the, it's cold in the museums, bro, it's cold in the museums. They don't. They usually keep it below 50, so it Below 50, so it's cold in the museum. Just keep that in mind. Mind your business, mind your business. It's cold. It's cold in there.
Speaker 1And if they don't trim me right, it's going to look weird. I promise, I promise.
Speaker 2If they don't, trim me up, you might not see it.
Speaker 1Keep in mind it's cold.
Speaker 2Keep in mind it's cold. Put me out in the sun, see what happens. That's the sign.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I got goosebumps in the water all the love bumps gone, but that's pretty much it, bro. We can keep going, but it's already late. This thing is like two hours already. We'll make a part three.
Speaker 2We'll make a part three we'll make a part three, that's right.
Speaker 1In a couple weeks more we'll be able to respond to you but I guess, before we end off, I want to give a thanks to my girlfriend, my cousin Pepe. You know, thank you so much for listening, thank you for supporting me, thank you to anybody else that's a recurring listener. You know I keep saying shout out to all the people that I know, but I may not know you, but I appreciate you for listening to these episodes, for tuning back in, for sharing these episodes, for liking the Facebooks I mean the Instagram stuff for loving the TikTok stuff, for liking the YouTube, even though we don't post on there lately. It means a lot to me, it means a lot to us, means a lot to us, you know, appreciate it so much, y'all helping cosmic cove grow and we really want to build a nice little community where we can just um, just shoot the shit, we can just talk or talk about anything, talk about everything and just have a good time. You know we're just here to have good laughs and, you know, make good memories with everybody that's it.
Speaker 1That's how we're here for For real. But again, thank you to anybody who keeps returning. You know I love you so much, thank you so much. We couldn't do this without y'all Y'all the ones that are making it possible for us and to give us the drive to keep wanting to do podcasting and everything, even though we're just doing it for fun. I know I could be maybe a little harsh or something, but I feel like it's, it's I'd like for it to be something and grow into something. That's why I like to have like a standard for it, but you know, I still want to have fun while doing it. You know, and yeah, that's pretty much it, but, like I said, sorry, I don't mean to blabber on so much, but you know, be sure to follow us on tiktok facebook. I mean tiktok, instagram and youtube. That's k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e on tiktok and youtube. K-o-s-m-i-c space c-o-v-e on instagram. No, no, no. On Instagram. No, no, no, fuck. K-o-s-m-i-c underscore C-O-V-E on Instagram and TikTok. K-o-s-m-i-c space C-O-V-E on YouTube. Sorry, thank you.
Speaker 2I just appreciate Sammy and my family, sammy, for always listening, still listening, enjoying the episodes, yeah, shout out to them, and I guess we'll end it off on that note.
Speaker 1We'll catch on the next episode. Don't forget we're going to be talking about the sleep experiment.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1And y'all let us know if y'all could take on a gorilla.
Speaker 2But we'll catch on the next one, so.
