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EP 53- Shots Fired: Truths Told and Bottles Emptied
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Step into our most revealing episode yet as we ditch the paranormal for something equally terrifying—our personal lives! Armed with a bottle of Casamigos Mezcal and the "Truth or Drink" card game, we're faced with a simple choice: answer deeply personal questions or take a shot.
What begins as casual banter quickly evolves into a night of shocking confessions, inappropriate stories, and increasingly slurred speech. You'll hear about relationship red flags, embarrassing stories, and that time YayoFYB thought his "Guide" died during a shroom trip (she was just taking a phone call).
The psychology behind which questions we answer versus which ones warrant reaching for the bottle reveals more about us than perhaps we intended. Why is Yayo comfortable discussing intimate preferences but draws the line at certain family questions? Why does Reverence freely share dating disasters but clam up about other topics?
As the mezcal flows, our filters dissolve. We debate whether having opposite-sex friends in relationships is problematic, confess to stealing siblings' underwear in desperate times, and reveal the strangest places we've gotten pimples (hint: one answer is simply "in my ass").
This alcohol-fueled journey through our psyches offers a refreshing departure from our usual content, proving that sometimes the most fascinating mysteries aren't paranormal at all—they're the secrets we keep about ourselves. Listen as we navigate increasingly personal territory, creating a hilarious yet surprisingly insightful exploration of friendship, boundaries, and what happens when the truth comes with a chaser.
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Episode Introduction and Banter
YayoFYBOh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I see death. Welcome Kazako family. It's your co-host Yaya, with my co-host Reverence.
REvernZeThat's right, it's your boy, reverante. Ah, ah, ah, ah. What it do, snowball, what it do, damn. This bitch is loud as hell, bro, is it?
YayoFYBit's loud in your head. It's fine. It was fine for me.
REvernZeOh was it yeah, it was fine for me. I probably just have my headphones up too. Huh, all right, there we go. What it do, cosmic co, what everybody up to what?
YayoFYBy'all doing what y'all been up to.
REvernZeWho got that dick in the hand right now? Right now, raise your hand. Who got the cheese? Just one hand, because I your hand. Who got the cheese? Just one hand. Who got the cheese on their hand right now?
YayoFYBWho dipping? Don't be dipping on the cheese.
REvernZeAll right. So today's going to be a bit of a different, different, different.
YayoFYBJust a slight, just a slight.
REvernZeLet them know what we doing today.
YayoFYBYo, today, we fucking, we fucking. We having Shicks we about to fuck up that bottle, really Right. That's really what we about to do.
REvernZeWe gonna fuck up this, this alcohol, it just alcohol.
YayoFYBIt just alcohol. It's just alcohol. You mean baby, it's just alcohol. So Go ahead, I'll go ahead.
REvernZeI told you to tell it, okay, okay.
YayoFYBSo, so we gonna be playing A little card game. What is it called Truth or drink? I told you to tell them Okay, okay, so today we're going to be playing a little card game. What is it called? Truth or Drink, truth or Drink. Okay, go ahead, bro, I got you you good, right there.
REvernZeYeah.
YayoFYBOkay, so we're playing Truth or Drink.
REvernZeBut we're not going to play it exactly how they have it made, because there's rules to it, right.
YayoFYBEssentially, essentially correct me if I'm wrong essentially, about what are we doing? We're gonna pull the cards. Either we answer the question or we take a shot, right, yeah, okay, so that's what we're gonna be doing, um, so, to promote us answering the questions hold on. We're about to give them a shout out.
REvernZeOkay, go ahead it's called truth or drink. We got the extra dirty edition. This is a a game by cut. Have you looked at the questions?
YayoFYBno, no, okay, it's gonna be so good, it's gonna be two, two plus players.
REvernZeIt's 30 to 60 minutes of play, but we're just gonna play it like just just to drink and shoot um literally.
YayoFYBIt's just like.
REvernZeLiterally just an excuse to really it's really just an excuse to drink Really. They drink, matter of fact, they drinking at 12.
YayoFYBOh wait 11. Nah, it's not, but they think that Nine Fuck Eight.
REvernZeReally, that's really just the time.
YayoFYBThat's really what it feel like.
REvernZeThat's really what it feel like, but this is how we're going to do it. We're going to each pull a card. I'm chilling too hard already, bro, right Hold on. I'm chilling too hard, snowball chilling harder.
YayoFYBSnowball Shout out my little boy. He's not in the frame, is he? No, I don't think he's here.
REvernZeYayo got his dogs on screen. Well, no, he got his dogs on the couch right now. We're actually at Yayo's place right now recording. Oh yeah, yeah, studio. We just need something to dampen the the bounce, that's about it right?
Setting Up Truth or Drink Game
REvernZeyeah for the audio, but it'll be all right, bro, I'll fix it in post. Well, I'm gonna get the editor fixing post editor fixing post better do a good job. But um, like I said, we're gonna just uh, pull a card and if we don't feel like answering it, then we'll just take a shot of Let them know we're drinking Right right, show them brother. Go ahead.
YayoFYBShow them. Y'all see it. Y'all see it. Bitch-ass Jarrett, bitch-ass Jarrett Shout out. Jarrett Told me he don't, I ain't don't know about that. Jarrett said I ain't don't know about that. So look, jarrett, you don't don. So we're gonna be drinking Casamigos Mezcal, like I said, we got this. Well, I got this just cause, hopefully, so we answer more questions and not just and not just like whole episode y'all just seeing us or like hearing us just drink and and laugh. So hopefully we answer some questions, depending if it tastes good, though I'm telling you this right now no questions gonna be answered.
REvernZeTwo answers no. If it tastes good, though, I'm telling you this right now, no questions gonna be answered. Two answers no. Three drinks deep this might get a little crazy.
YayoFYBI might be up in the air talking about something. Somebody, come get it. What you wearing? He hasn't even started drinking yet. What you?
REvernZedoing. I'm always on that time. I'm like Unc on the honey pack. You just gotta look at me.
YayoFYBLow key next episode we gonna lazec on the honey pack. You just got to look at me. Low key. Next episode we're going to laze the bottle with honey pack.
REvernZeBunch of dudes in the room.
YayoFYBWe're going to call that episode Hard Questions.
REvernZeBunch of dudes Shit going to be leaking. Y'all know what we should do. We should all just wrestle. We should just take our shirts off and start wrestling.
YayoFYBWe should wrestle like the Romans used to do In the mud Butt naked.
REvernZeSo, before we start the episode, how was your week? How you doing y'all, how?
YayoFYBwas my week. My week was pretty good, busy. I was really really busy, extremely busy. I had this one smart little incident I had where some dude about some dude about T-Bone me basically.
REvernZeDamn for real Again, again in the Ville, bro. What the fuck going on in the Ville, bro, the Ville?
YayoFYBsafest place, bro, only person who used to get tickets in the Ville was my mom. Don't fucking just get it too crazy with it, right? Nah, bro, I had a green light. I was turning right Jeep coming in front of me and obviously, if I got a green, obviously he got a yellow and I've been in that light. He has a yellow arrow, or not a yellow arrow, but just a yellow light. So I have it right away. He going to try to come, y'all Baby.
YayoFYBI don't give a fuck, I stopped that ass shit I got in front Looked at him. What's wrong with you, boy?
REvernZeKept going.
YayoFYBAnd then this motherfucker Gonna start following me. I said, oh fuck, I know he ain't trying nothing and I pull up. I pull up at the family dollar. Right, he pull up in the family dollar. I said it's gonna get.
REvernZeIt's gonna get hectic huh.
YayoFYBAnd then, bro I was getting, I didn't see him right, so I step out. He's like waiting right behind the car, like just waiting. I said, bro, you really, you really trying to do this, you, true, started acting crazy, started started hitting the floor started ripping my shirt off you really trying to do this. He's backed away. He was backing up into his, into his parking spot.
REvernZeoh, for real. Nah, that was it, that was it, that was it, nah for a second.
YayoFYBI was like nah, I just stepped out at the car and I was like I was like ain't no way he gonna follow me when you try to fucking. Uh, t-bone you.
REvernZeOh.
YayoFYBT-bone like yeah ain't no way, but nah, he was. I was already getting crazy, bro, I was already hiring the crackhead across the street bro, already, bro, talking about pull up, get this man Bite him for me, get this man Bite him. But nah, nah, that was it. He just Damn. Just chilling reaction, Chilling reaction really Okay.
REvernZeWho's about to bust out that motherfucking España?
YayoFYBAbout Bro about to start going crazy. Yeah, that was, that was really about the craziest. I feel like something else.
REvernZeUh, um, yeah, that's about it. Everything was just. You're not gonna talk about the aliens that landed in your backyard oh yeah.
YayoFYBSo check this out, bro, some fucking Mexican stuff decided to do what they call a carny asada whatever that is, whatever witchcraft, that is.
REvernZeNo, we just joking um bruh. I forgot to tell you, so I went to the oh yeah, you won't tell me, that's right, I went to the freaking uh grocery store I went to go buy some milk. I was, I was tasked with them with the important task every man is every man. What?
YayoFYBhas, has gone that task right.
REvernZeEvery man has gotten this task one time in their life it's a decision. It's a big decision. I was told to go get the milk so I started laughing. I was like, oh no, my girlfriend sent me to go get the milk and I started thinking. I was like hmm, no, I'm just joking, I ain't thinking I was just messing.
YayoFYBIt just made me chuckle because I was like he said, I could continue the generation of trauma or I could go back home to my loving family you go home pick up, you know how close it was I was like some.
REvernZeSome men never come back from this journey. Some men never find the milk and come back like my dad, go laughing too hard but um, yeah, and then when I went to go to pay, right, I got the milk. I managed to find the milk. Dad, if you're listening it wasn't that hard to find.
YayoFYBIt's like dad, if you listen, it's an aisle 5 aisle 5, right beside the yogurt.
REvernZeIt's like somewhere on that aisle right there by the cooler if you got to the ice cream, you went too far.
YayoFYBIf you're listening.
Personal Updates and Stories
REvernZeplease listen, I miss you. Just start crying.
YayoFYBHold on.
REvernZeNah, but so I went to go pay, right.
YayoFYBThat's what one does.
REvernZeThat's what one does, you know the lady's cleaning up a little track thing Throw the milk right there.
YayoFYBShe brings it up. You want milk in the bag? No, I'm good.
REvernZeAnd then that's when you called me okay, oh, that's what you were doing okay, okay, and she was like she bring the like, rang it up or whatever, and she's like it was like three dollars and 30 cents or something for the gallon then, like for some reason I said 30 cents. 30 cents balance dude I was like wait a minute. I just like scanned my card and I was like wait a minute, 30 cents I was like because I scanned it and then it was like 30 cents, balance dude.
REvernZeI was like 30 cents, balance dude. She was like yeah, you owe 30 cents.
YayoFYBI'm like I just scanned my card.
REvernZeWhat are you saying? I could have sworn. I had 50 cents in my account. How's my 50 cents that gonna come with the 30 cents? And uh, I was like bro, there's no way. I pulled out my phone, looked at my bank and that's like that, right. I got off the phone with you at that point and I looked at my bank account okay bro, it says 50 cents right here.
REvernZeWhat are you saying? I can cover this 30 cents and um, I was like I won't run my card again and she ran through and it went through.
YayoFYBI was like, bro, what the fuck was that? What the fuck yeah what the fuck?
REvernZeI had 50 cents. What are you saying? Silly goose Right, silly goose Cause? She looked at me like Uh huh.
YayoFYBI hate that, bro. You ain't got them 30 cents, do you, boy Right?
REvernZeAlright, I lied I had 60 cents, but that's 10 cents I'm saving. Right, that's my savings account. I can't dip into my savings.
YayoFYBReasonable man. Reasonable man.
REvernZeBut that was pretty much it. Oh, that was it yeah that was it.
YayoFYBBut something like that happened to me once, bro, when I first had a credit card and this is like literally, literally my first time having a credit card. Supposedly I had thought I had activated it. As a good American, I was about to run that credit card all the way up First time using it. He just like me, max it out, max it out, max it out, never pay it off. Tell my mom Exactly, who knows.
YayoFYBYou were the people calling, so I supposedly you know, I went with my mom actually Cause I was like supposed to like Go and buy her shit and whatnot. So we went to Walmart. Everything was good, supposedly, you know, run. That shit Did not work, decline. I just got this. I just got this Right again Decline, decline. So there I am, bro Ears, getting red Face, getting hot, you know, sweating, sweating. It's cold outside, sweating, bro.
YayoFYBAnd then I'm like I don't know what the fuck to do. So I'm like I'm gonna be back in a little bit. Keep all myself up, right, shit, ton of stuff bro damn and then I'm like what do I do?
YayoFYBwhat do I do? And then I go to my mom's like I ain't about asking for money, bro, like I was supposed to be treating her out, type shit. And then she's like well, maybe you gotta call your car to act like your company to act on it. I was like, nah, I don't think so. And then I called them. That's all I had to do.
YayoFYBThey're like yeah yo, they're like yeah, we noticed you. You had to call him like get activated. That was a relief, though, like actually, going back able to and like I was like okay.
YayoFYBSo he's like yeah, now that you called, you can start using it now. Okay, use it, bro. But I swear I was sweating the whole through the whole time. But I was just armpits sweaty bro, back of my knees sweaty bro, asshole sweaty Asshole man. That's the first one to start sweating, bro, really. But oh, I hate that bro Paying with the card and then not I hate that, and especially if you know you have the money Right and then people looking at you oh I hate that.
REvernZeI know, bro, I hate that.
YayoFYBYou get judged or something. Yeah, you get judged, even though you know you good, but like people just, start, but I swear I. I seen it. I seen it, he's not lying, he really being too modest. It was 75 cents. All right, all right, it was 80.
REvernZeNo, I'm just joking, but, bro, I hate that shit so much too. I've had that shit happen to me countless times For real, bro, yeah.
YayoFYBI hate that, bro.
REvernZeIt happens to the best of us, bro, for real. Only to the best really whenever you think that direct deposit hit, so you go, you go you go eat breakfast or something. Then you go and pay. That bitch didn't go through. You're like hold on, wait a minute, wait five more minutes, wait five more minutes, wait five more minutes. It's still not time.
YayoFYBThe direct deposit hasn't hit, yet Nah for me what it was was when I deposited my checks, and so they had to hold them but it had a whole bitch. I'm dropping the same amount every week, but why you gotta hold it for and then. But that was the worst, bro, one time I forgot what I went to pay for, but I thought I had like the full amount. Nope, only had like 200 in that thing bro bro, that happened to me another time.
REvernZeWe were in the mountains. We went to like a walgreens or something to buy some medicine or buy something we needed at the cabin and it was just like 20, 30 bucks and it went through. I mean, it didn't go through and I said wait a minute, what? And uh, I looked I was like bro, I know I had like money pending right right, well I thought the money was already on my account but it, since it was the weekend, it had to pend over onto monday or t Tuesday or some shit like that.
REvernZeSo I'm like bruh, I don't remember what I did. I think my girlfriend ended up paying, or some shit like that.
YayoFYBIt was just 30 bucks, though, but I hate that feeling too.
REvernZeI had some money but I didn't have nothing. I was broke at the time, bro Done paying for the trip. Done spent like three grand but then you can't afford them 30 that's when you, that's when you're like I paid for the trip.
REvernZeThat's like come on time for you to pay big bro, 50, 50, 50 bro, big bro, big bro but because at that time, like I was saving coins like every, every check I had, I'd always take it like 40, 60, 80 dollars and then I like convert it into quarters. That way I wouldn't spend every check I had.
YayoFYBI'd always take it like 40, 60, 80 dollars and then I like converted into quarters, that way I wouldn't spend it, and I had like a big coca-cola boat. I remember that. I remember that. Yeah, I remember that. That up it was like legendary coca-cola bottle, yeah it like held like two grand or something.
REvernZeOh for real oh, after I cashed that out, I went straight to tennessee that's it.
YayoFYBThat's really what you gotta do. That really what I. That's really what you gotta do.
REvernZeThat's really what I had to do, really what you gotta do, damn.
YayoFYBBut that's pretty cool, though you pay with that Coke bottle Right. That's pretty cool.
REvernZeThat shit was too heavy. If y'all end up filling up a freaking two foot container Coke cola bottle, you have around two thousand.
YayoFYBGood luck picking it up that bitch gonna be heavy as fuck, I didn't think about it I left that Right cause it is Damn, it was heavy for real, it was heavy, yeah, for you to say it's heavy, yeah, it's heavy.
REvernZeWell, I mean Just because it was awkward too, because you know, it was like a big skin bottle.
YayoFYBYeah, yeah, the bottle. It was like tall. Yeah, yeah, so then you had to.
REvernZeTilt it over.
YayoFYBOh, when you started, oh, okay, okay, okay, damn, how would I have done it? Yeah, that's the only way.
REvernZeHug and throw it over your shoulder. Yeah, that's pretty much it, bro. You ready to get into the?
YayoFYBepisode. I'm ready, bro, I'm ready.
REvernZeY'all ready to see us answer some questions? Get nasty, for every time I don't answer, I'm taking a piece of clothes off and I'm only wearing pants, no boxer.
YayoFYBYou want to see? He only got it. He only put it with the shirt on, no socks. He was missing one sock.
REvernZeI got a head start. I'm going to head take my boots off. All right, let me get the cards real quick. All right, go ahead, man, I'll just hand the cards out.
YayoFYBAll right Bet.
REvernZeSo we're playing truth or drink everybody for all the people that skipped ahead, all right, who going first? All right, all right. Rock Paper Scissors.
YayoFYBRock Paper Scissors. All right, Rock Paper Scissors Shoot.
REvernZeDamn. All right, I'll let you go first, All right man.
YayoFYBAll right For the listeners. We did.
REvernZeNo, I lost, For the listenerso picked rock. I already knew that that's what that's like. What was it? 33% of players would choose rock what was it?
YayoFYBwhat were they going breaking down like the anime's? What was it? 33?
REvernZe33, 33 and then 1%.
YayoFYBDoes some goofy ass, it's a gun.
REvernZeThat 1% is a gun alright, I'm going to shuffle one more time alright.
YayoFYBoh yeah, I got all the answers. All right, here you go.
Game Rules and Beginning Truth or Drink
REvernZeAll right bro, Let the people know what your card says. Yayo.
YayoFYBAll right.
REvernZeAll right, here we go Straight up. If Yayo doesn't want to answer, he's going to have to take a drink Real shit.
YayoFYBStraight up. What's a sexual act? You think your grandparents?
REvernZenever engaged in Yo okay, what your grandma, grandpa not doing?
YayoFYBFocus, bro Focus.
REvernZeYou gotta imagine, bro, what your grandma, grandpa not doing.
YayoFYBWhat have I done that? I think that, look, look.
REvernZeUh huh.
YayoFYBI feel like, I feel like.
REvernZeI feel like them Escalers Calling your name. Nah, I'm gonna answer.
YayoFYBI just don't know what the answer is. You gotta think. But imagine I feel like them and Scott is calling your name. Nah, I'm going to answer. I just don't know what the answer is.
REvernZeYou just got to think, but imagine.
YayoFYBI feel like they ain't sucking no toes, really. That's what I think. That's what I think.
REvernZeWhere's the? You said what, bro? I feel like they ain't sucking no toes you said they ain't what I feel like.
YayoFYBThey ain't sucking no toes. They ain't feeling no toes. I ain't eating no ass. Real shit Suck toes Eat ass, real shit. Look, I'm going to be honest. I just feel like they haven't done that. It was hot over there. I don't think they had an AC.
REvernZeThe real question is that ain't the question? That ain't the question. But the people want to know.
YayoFYBI do, I don't give a fuck, but the people want to know I do.
REvernZeI do Hold on y'all, Let the people know.
YayoFYBI suck your toes, freaky ass.
REvernZeIt's all Saudi over here. Hold on. What was the answer? Hold?
YayoFYBon. It had a.
REvernZeAfter they answer are you picturing them doing it now?
YayoFYBOh man, nah, because they can't. I ain't picturing that, I ain't trying to.
REvernZeGrandpa why you got your grandma's toesy over.
YayoFYBMy grandpa was bald, but I already know that head.
REvernZeAlright, alright, skip the person reading this card. Dang, that's crazy, oh, that's crazy All right, he thought it was Zuno. What's something you use to consider a relationship? Red flag, but don't anymore. What changed your mind?
YayoFYBOkay, that's a good question. It's all right.
REvernZeIt's all right, it's a basic one. I like to keep it safe, though. What's a red flag?
YayoFYBthat I used to like. I mean have but didn't. No, what was something you could say to a red flag and then don't anymore?
REvernZeGive me a scorpion. No, I'm just joking. No, I just take it, bro, like a real motherfucker. No, I'm just joking. No, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. Um, what is the red flag, bro? I really don't got. I mean, no, I take that back. My red flag, not my red flag, but a red flag that I don't like is when they talk back.
YayoFYBNo, I'm just joking. When they raise their, when they talk back, that's what.
REvernZeI said no, I'm just joking, because I, when they raise their, when they know not to raise their voice to daddy. No, I'm just joking, my man.
YayoFYBI'm speaking in the room.
REvernZeIt's just jokes. Y'all it's just jokes, but I don't know, bro, like a red flag, I might just have to take a drink on this one because I ain't got an answer. What's something I used to consider a relationship red flag, I guess. I guess like me and my younger teenagers, because I've been with my girlfriend for like 10, 11 years. That's what I was going to say, but it's because y'all had a good yeah. Well, it was times, bro. I know it was times, but like y'all gone through that, through that.
REvernZeSo I feel like it's different than yeah, but I feel like in my younger years, having guy friends, that's still red flag. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck, no, no, okay. But look, I mean in a sense because you know she has friends that are guys, but like in the sense of co-workers, and type shit, yeah, or? Like the. How would you say people that she knows around? Yeah, yeah, yeah like the city because because that's her job.
YayoFYBYeah, that's her job. I'm not saying what her job is, but she has to deal with public people.
REvernZeYeah, yeah and like you know the dudes, they're not her friends, but you know they still come talk to her and everything but when I was younger, acquaintances it was just like I didn't want her talking to dudes, not like keeping her away or anything, but just having guy friends in general, because you know.
YayoFYBWe all know. We all know.
REvernZeDon't play stupid. Y'all know what we talking about.
YayoFYBNah, that's a red flag for me. Still to this day. I don't know. Bitch, give me a phone, unlock that shit right now. Give me that. Let me see that. I'm about to send him a picture of me beating that shit from the back. Who is this this? You Fuck it.
REvernZeBlock it Block. It Block his number.
YayoFYBCall him right now your phone rings.
REvernZeHello, you just hear Erko, hello, hello, hello, this motherfucker trying to play with me. Oh, you think you funny. You think you funny? No, but that's probably it, bro.
YayoFYBBut like I said, that was my younger flag. Yeah, that's a valid red flag though.
REvernZeI mean, I feel like you could tell just by the like the people you know. I was gonna say yeah, cause like you know, her like you know like, I feel like the people she equates like her.
YayoFYBYeah, yeah, keeps around her, whatever when you talking like to different girls and stuff like that, I feel like that's why it's for me that's, that's a red flag, because I really don't know their motives or like how they are fully so for me, I still like oh, you got a guy friend. When they tell me like I'm gonna go chill with my friend blocked, good luck coming back, don't come home.
REvernZeDon't come home your stuff's outside, cut up in there. No, no, I get that, though, because motherfuckers is always going to be down Not down bad, but they're always going to be trying to do some crazy shit.
YayoFYBI know how I am.
REvernZeThey just like me, I'm shooting, my shot. What you mean. You're alone, shadi, who be sending that text message. You going to take a shower without me, nah man, I ain't going to lie.
YayoFYBI ain't going to lie when I was younger, when I was younger, once or twice, hold on. Once or twice, hold on.
REvernZeI'm gonna go take a shower real quick. Without me, I ain't gonna lie Head ass Without me, baby girl.
YayoFYBHey, I'll be saying some dumb shit.
REvernZeI'll be talking about that. You gonna take a shower without me.
YayoFYBYou not gonna take me in there with you.
REvernZeYou really gonna wash them toes?
YayoFYBI was about to say. I was about to say.
REvernZeOh, I'm gonna do some shit my grandpa won't do. Yeah, my grandparents don't know about this. I'm gonna show you something different, baby girl. I'm gonna show you what your grandparents and my grandparents Don't know about this. I'm gonna show you Something different baby girl.
YayoFYBI'm gonna show you what your grandparents and my grandparents Never did. My fault, y'all we hit. Aye bro, don't get too crazy over here we hit the fan.
REvernZeMy fault y'all.
YayoFYBI forgot to grab the drink. The fancy car, what you want, man? I was gonna grab a drink, the Fenty card.
REvernZeWhat you want. I was going to grab a twist, but it's all good. Here goes your card All right.
YayoFYBWhat are your preferred terms for penis and vagina?
REvernZeDamn, that's actually a good question, because most people like to use different names for it. I have a different name for it the panini and the vajiji.
YayoFYBNo, I have a different name for it the panini and the vajiji. No, I was playing. Those are the same ones I use. Nah, to be real. To be real, it's just be like. Alright, you texting the huss Cause you don't just straight, straight see, like say Well, okay, when I just be saying Show me the vagina, aye, send me your vagina right now.
REvernZeSend me your vagina. That shit been my shit, y'all nah like there's a whole sound in it right there.
YayoFYBI never thought about this, but like, realistically, because, yeah, I used to be like, like I used to be hinting at it, but I really don't be using it.
REvernZeSo you just gonna keep exposing yourself. You not gonna take no Visconti.
YayoFYBI keep talking. I ain't trying to drink that, not yet, not yet, not yet, not till my shirt is off. But nah, really, it's just like you going to send that to what Like type shit. Just like that. Just like that, damn that like you don't say that but really I like I really don't got like it, just it just comes. I really don't gotta like be like you don't send me a picture, like nothing, like that, so that I really never thought about it, like I really never well, how would you say like I guess it's like you don't, because bro say send me a picture of your pussy.
REvernZeSound so a little creepy. A little creepy, bro, send me a picture Of that vagina.
YayoFYBSend me that dick pic. That's how them girls be, bro. That's how they be. Nah, they used to be. Hear that emoji. They just hear that emoji now.
REvernZeOh, for real. They say you gonna send that video. What you mean?
YayoFYBIt be like A plant and then like A little camera and then like Question mark Type shit. So and then I look one up online. There's like a really big one it's me.
REvernZeThat's me right there, disappointed on the first date get prepared for the rest of your life being disappointed. Y'all just gotta secure the bag. Y'all not focused on getting the bag, and by the bag I mean that all right, straight up. Have you ever stolen someone's underwear? What did you do with them? Did the rightful owner ever find out?
YayoFYBMan that's an easy one.
REvernZeIf my brothers are listening, I stole y'all drawers about one or two times. That's an easy one. I stole them drawers. Most definitely All my drawers was dirty. It was probably one of my cousins. My fault, y'all. You got to do what you you gotta do. Really, I need some draws.
YayoFYBYou can't be out here, drawless.
REvernZeAnd, bro, I probably ripped ass in your draws too, on real shit my fault, Whoever's draws it was.
YayoFYBYo.
REvernZeI left a big mark too, bro. Big ass burnout. Who said they left racing marks on that?
YayoFYBthing no.
REvernZeI'm just joking. Probably, probably.
YayoFYBBack in the day, type shit.
REvernZeBack in the day, not even back then, it was probably like last week.
YayoFYBWho said last week?
REvernZeNo, no, I'm just joking.
YayoFYBBut yeah, that one's not that crazy.
REvernZeYeah, I've used siblings underwear before.
YayoFYBI understand, though, sexual, but I mean not everything. Has to be everything really realistically, unless y'all want it, y'all want it to.
REvernZeWe can be. We're gonna be nice thing and sexual who's leak celebrity news?
YayoFYBhave you looked at all of them? All of them didn't even finish reading. Where were you just look at? Or you dick in here, dick in here who look at those dudes just for fun, recreationally, look who's though. Who Celebrity though? Now that I think about it, hold on, let me think about it. Let me think about it.
REvernZeWho's that doja cat?
YayoFYBLet me does. She got nudes though.
REvernZeI'm pretty sure she does.
YayoFYBNah, I'm gonna be honest If I have. I I'm not trying to burn any bridges, so in the future If I meet him, I'm not a weirdo, you feel me?
REvernZeTalking about. I already know what I look like I already know what that.
First Revealing Questions and Answers
YayoFYBVagina, look like I know the curse of the left, don't worry. To be honest, I mean I really don't know. It was just. It was a time in Twitter when they were just releasing news, but I feel like it was uh, deep fakes?
REvernZeyeah, I don't think like it was there.
YayoFYBUh, and yeah, I was just, I was just looking just just to see, really because so that that wasn't kevin hearts.
REvernZeThen it wasn't kevin hearts, I thought disappointment. I thought all right, let me see what I got. How many times have you gotten a medical test just to see if you're clear to hook up what the say? Look this don't work on him see, I've been pretty sheltered my whole life so I really never got the chance to go all around or or, uh, be a man whore, if you will if you will.
REvernZeI've always been like told like can't go out, you can't go do this, you can't go do this, you can't go do that, you got to be home at this time. I really don't have that much of a crazy life in that aspect, but in terms of crazy stories with siblings and everything that's about it, I've never went to go get a medical test done Valid.
YayoFYBNo, I'm just joking, I got it all.
REvernZeNo, I'm just joking. I should have just took a shot, just to make people wonder.
YayoFYBRight, if one of your sex organs how many do I have? Were to fall off, which other body parts would pick up the slack?
REvernZeWhat.
YayoFYBIf one of your sex organs were to fall off, which other body parts would pick up the slack? I mean, I guess, if my dick falls off, my fingers can Fingers I use?
REvernZemy foot, foot, foot. So, man, you like that you like that.
YayoFYBI'm almost done. I guess I get hair so like Dudes, Ain't no dudes, I really I make eye, I really I make eye contact, I make eye contacts. Uh, I don't know. You tell me, I use my whole body.
REvernZeReally, if I could who said like a cave diver, I'm like a whole cave diver when I get it all right. Have you ever felt that a relationship I was in was inappropriate? Have you ever felt that a relationship you were in was inappropriate again? Have you ever felt that a relationship you were in was inappropriate?
YayoFYBAgain, these are not words. All right, I'm going to expose myself on this.
REvernZeThis was a relationship I probably had no business being in.
YayoFYBAll right, I'm going to expose myself. Oh God, I feel like I know what you're talking about.
REvernZeAll right, this is me in high school. This is before my current girlfriend. I was juggling two at one time In a sense. In a sense, I know I said I was sheltered and everything, but at this time, it was just me.
YayoFYBNo, no, no.
REvernZeBro, it's because you got one in one county. You got this one in this county, bro. Y'all know what I'm talking about.
YayoFYBAt True Mexican, at True Mexican, juggling two at one time.
REvernZeAll right, Peep this. So the one in a different school was single right, that's it. But the one that I was talking to at my current school had a man's already Whole grown ass man Grown ass man.
REvernZeNot no high school person I'm talking about. This girl was talking to a whole grown ass man and bruh. I had no business talking to her, but one thing led to another, you know. So I ain't gonna tell you all the details about what happened, but just know, I knew I wasn't supposed to be in that kind of relationship, but it's amor prohibido, bruh.
YayoFYBThat should be sparking a flame. Those are the beds right there.
REvernZeThat prohibited love.
YayoFYBThat you tell me no, it's a yes for me. Not like that, though.
REvernZeThat she push you on the lockers and be like I wish he was you Chill baby girl, chill, chill baby girl.
YayoFYBAlright, but that's besides the point, my girlfriend gonna get mad as hell if she listen to this episode. I love you Sting?
REvernZeDon't listen to this, skip this. This is just AI. This is all AI. This is a deep fake video.
YayoFYBThis is AI. That was y'all talking at me. Yeah, they with me.
REvernZeBut alright, we're not going to get too deep into that. I got plenty of details on that. Unless y'all playing 1499, then we can talk all about it that unless y'all playing 1499, then we can talk.
YayoFYBAll right, name a location. Name a location you fooled around in. That will make someone very mad if they fuck. No, I'm not answering that hold on?
REvernZewhat was it name? A location you fooled around in that would make someone I knew my room was dirty. I ain't leave my bed like this.
YayoFYBI fucked in plenty of places, but if I'm being true to the game, why ain't you denying it?
REvernZeBoy, your room Now you been, though.
YayoFYBI just playing, I just playing.
REvernZeWait a minute, all.
YayoFYBI'm going to say all I'm going to say all I'm going to say it was in the vehicle.
REvernZeYeah, Chad, he done lost it. This is why you can't let your friends borrow your vehicles.
YayoFYBIt was a big vehicle.
REvernZeIt was a? What Big vehicle? Oh, was it. Go ahead and take that shot, bro. Go ahead and take that shot, for Go ahead, take that shot For all the listeners. Yaya's grabbing the bottle of Mascotta right now and he's opening it. I'm up While seductively pouring it and making eye contact with me. I'm all for it. No, you do However much you want. It's up to you. That's my sky. I'm just gonna make it like Can I answer? Huh, can I answer? That's up to you. Nah, I'm not answering. Yeah, he done fucked up. He's sniffing it In front of the camera, but in front of the camera For all the For all the listeners. He's chasing it With some Canada Dry, canada Dry.
YayoFYBI had to put my boy Reverence on it. Oh Lord.
REvernZeFor all the listeners. He's taking a sip. Right now he's twisting his nipples.
YayoFYBYeah, yeah, he's going to do what I intended it to do.
REvernZeHe's going to let all the truth out.
YayoFYBHe's going to let all the truth out.
REvernZeIt's going to let all the truth out, all right. What's something you've ingested that you pretended to enjoy just to impress someone?
YayoFYBDamn, that's a good question. That's a good question.
REvernZeWhat's something I ingested to pretend to enjoy, I don't know, just to impress someone, because this ain't even going even have to be my girlfriend. It's just like people, I know, I guess, like whenever somebody. But it's no fun if I answer all of them.
YayoFYBDon't try to get led to.
REvernZeIt's no fun. I guess I'm gonna answer. I guess, like, maybe, like I don't remember who exactly it was, but like, say they're like try this dish or try this food that I made. It's my first time making it, you know you, you eat it and you're like this shit ass. This shit is so ass right now.
YayoFYBBut you just look at them. You just trying to be polite, this is fire you should you should make this more often. You should sell.
REvernZeY'all just sell this on every Friday, Nah nah, nah, nah, nah.
YayoFYBWho trying, who trying?
REvernZeThat is actually good food, homemade good food. I was trying to rage bait, but nah, I think that's about the only time really, because I don't know. I really don't try to impress nobody, I just try to keep it real.
YayoFYBIf I don't like it, I don't like, don't like. Yeah, I figured. Yeah, I can see that from you. Well, I'll try it one time and be like yeah, but I'll see you like telling them like let me get more, like going back for seconds, like I just feel like, yeah, it's okay look, I'm not saying I'm a perfect dude or anything by any means.
REvernZeI'm just saying like how I would honestly feel like I would react Touch it.
YayoFYBYeah, I had to skip on that one.
REvernZeGo ahead, Skip on this one too.
YayoFYBI already read it Okay, this is easy.
REvernZeHow many sex toys have you owned in your life? Oh, my goodness.
YayoFYBGo ahead. I think two, two, but it really wasn't like for me.
REvernZeIt was like for the Wait. Are you okay with asking? Yeah, I'm okay with that.
YayoFYBYeah, I'm okay, we grow, we all grow.
REvernZeNot me, you say penis around me. I start laughing, I start giggling.
YayoFYBYeah, the what was like this thing you put. I ain't trying to be too descriptive with it.
REvernZeWas it like the rabbit thing? It's like the whole, I guess, like the phallic shape of it, and then it has like the two little things.
YayoFYBNo, that's when you put it on it, Fuck it. You put it on your dick like around it.
REvernZeOh, like a cock ring. My fault y'all. We're going to be a little. Yeah, we're going to be a little.
YayoFYBYeah, we can't get around, yeah, so you put it okay so when you you know when you're fucking it like it stimulates her type holy, does it work it was okay try it on me oh one more shot I might get it. I might get the next one 14.99.
YayoFYBY'all see behind the scene footage um, nah, she said it was like it was like all right, like, just just without it would have been better, honestly. And then the other woman just uh, I bought, like I owned it, but it was like all right, like, just just without it would have been better honestly. And then the other woman just, uh, I bought like I owned it, but it was like, for her it was just like a robert type shit oh okay, just casual.
REvernZeYes, casual stuff. Okay, that wasn't too bad. Yeah, I'm lucky I didn't get that question. All right, if you're, what the fuck? Is this if your genitals were a muppet, which muppet would they be? What the fuck, kermit? Kermit the frog.
YayoFYBThe bopster.
REvernZeI don't even know how Kermit sounds.
YayoFYBI could do it, but not right now.
REvernZeI can't really mimic him. I can't. Doit sounds. I could do it, but not right now. Hi, I can't really mimic him all right guys.
YayoFYBNo, I can't do it. I can't do it.
REvernZeI sound like a retarded all right, that wasn't really all that good right, that was, that was all right. Yeah, I read these two already, that mean two all right here, right here you go All right, all right.
YayoFYBLet's see, you're in the public restroom stall. You go number two, you keep wiping, but there's still poop. Toilet paper is futile. Hey yo, what do you do? Hey yo, what you mean? Toilet paper is futile. What that mean? It means there's nothing. There's nothing left no toilet paper.
REvernZeWhat you doing. Yaya, You're in the middle of Walmart Well, not in the middle, but you're in the bathroom at Walmart.
YayoFYBThat's tough. That's tough. That's a tough question. What do I do? Look to be real.
REvernZeI'm going to take a shot at Mascotta.
YayoFYBTo be real. Nah, I'm going to answer. Be real, I'll probably just wait Till somebody walks in. Hey, hey.
REvernZeAs soon as you hear somebody, some shoes go hey.
YayoFYBHey, there's some toilet paper Out there, man, I don't got shit out here. I need some, please. And that's really. That's really what I would do, honestly, like, if I was. If I was in that situation. That's something I would like. I mean, I'm not going to stand out. I'm not standing up if my ass is still dirty. I'm not. We talked about this before.
REvernZeAll right, hold on.
YayoFYBHold on If you're like, say it's a solid one, not no Taco Bell aftermath, Okay okay, that's different, though that is different, but me personally, I can't Like no one is not clean. Like no one is not clean, I can't say no and put your boxes back on that is dirty. I guess I'm a little dirty, I was going to say that.
REvernZeNo, I'm just joking. No me Like. Go ahead, bro. I'm not going to take your question away from you. I can turn this into a crazy thing.
YayoFYBYeah, that's really what I would do.
REvernZeBut I would just wait for somebody.
YayoFYBIf I was in Walmart with somebody, I would text whoever you were with. I would text somebody, whoever with.
REvernZeThat's actually a valid.
YayoFYBThat's what I would do, but if I'm by myself, I just wait until somebody pulls up. When nobody comes in, I start screaming I don't give a fuck at that point. I'm not standing up with a dirty asshole walking through the store, I'm not doing it. And then sitting back down dirty asshole walking through the store, I'm not doing it. And then sending back down again to get in the car. I'm not bro, I'm not Ash. Heeks have been pressed together and they're going to spread apart.
REvernZeNo, that little mud butt. No, that little mud butt.
YayoFYBThat's how some of y'all bitches be walking around the store. I see, I smell it, I smell it.
REvernZeSome of that scent scent. What is it when they walk by and have their scent smell like straight ass?
YayoFYBmy hormones?
REvernZeyeah, they are. Oh, my goodness, I wish you had this one tell us about your greatest drug inspired adventure.
YayoFYBHow about this? If I take a shot, would you answer this? Okay, I'll answer it. Okay, you can get it.
REvernZeYeah, okay, so hold on wait, let me take the shot first you want to take a shot?
YayoFYByeah, you want to take it. You want to take a shot.
REvernZeYeah, because that way I'm not skipping it okay because mine weren't that crazy.
YayoFYBI had some funny ones, but enough, yeah, what was it again?
REvernZewhat tell us your greatest drug inspired? Adventure?
YayoFYBokay, all right, but you got it what should I tell them?
REvernZewhat I really mine? Weren't that crazy. If you want, you can tell them.
YayoFYBNo, no, no, because I really don't have a crazy one so. So I just have a crazy story of one.
REvernZeAll right, we'll just do yours. Okay, All right bro, I'm going to put the bottle over here, bro, so I ain't got to reach it.
YayoFYBThat's fine.
REvernZeYeah, that's fine, take a shot of mezcal For all my future employers, if my boss gets rid of me.
YayoFYBI do not do drugs. My company already knows I do drugs. Who took it for Austin? I got to start taking fools in Now. I got Low-key kind of good, though.
REvernZeNo, it's good, I just hate tequila.
YayoFYBThat shit put hair in your chest.
REvernZeI hate this shit with the passion.
YayoFYBAlright, alright, so, okay, so okay. So this time I was taking shrooms. This is maybe my. Yeah, this is my first time Allegedly. Allegedly, allegedly, first time taking shrooms, and so the person that was supposed to be my guide in the sense ain't do their fucking job, so fuck it. This is already an episode already, so Hold on my fault.
REvernZeI don't mean to cut you off. Go ahead, man episode already. Hold on my fault. I don't mean to cut you off.
YayoFYBThey were supposed to watch over you. Yeah, in a sense yeah, Since it was my first time and they had done it already. You take?
REvernZea spoonful. You turn around, look at them.
YayoFYBThey already have a whole gerbil. Have their two foolish rooms.
REvernZeWe're going in.
YayoFYBThey start laughing Nah, it's a take this out, but worse. But okay. So plans was to take shrooms. We're going to fuck on shrooms. Come and find out they're not standing up on shrooms. So news to me nobody tell me this. So you know. You know it was going good, she was going through it. She was talking. You was going good, she was going through it. She was talking. You know she's like it can happen to guys. You know like okay.
YayoFYBSo I was starting feeling good, we were just there, butt-ass naked, you know tight shit. And then so I'm vulnerable, but naked, you know, as one is. And um, she decides she's like, basically she gotta make. She has I'm gonna get into these ones her personal shit, but basically she had to make a phone call. She didn didn't have to, but in her mind at the time, take your shrooms. I guess the shrooms got better of her. She's like I have to take this, I have to make that phone call right now. Steps out the room. She steps out the room. I'm tripping, mind you, I'm tripping. Any of y'all know what it is. Anybody that doesn't. Reality is warped. Whatever you think is reality, that's your reality, oh shit.
YayoFYBSo in my mind she left For me.
YayoFYBIt was hours. She was gone for hours. Reality, it was probably like 10 minutes. I hear sirens. As I hear the sirens in my mind. This bitch died, she died, she drove, bitch died, she died. She drove off somewhere, she died. Ambulances are coming to get her. And this is all playing in my mind Ambulances are coming to get her. They found out she done troops with me and now they're coming for me. That's my reality.
Relationship Questions and Awkward Confessions
YayoFYBSo now I'm butt naked in the corner, just walking back and forth, walking back and forth, walking back and forth, telling myself, motherfucker, you should have done this. And so this is getting. I'm going to call my mama, almost bro, like I'm going to call you. I ain't going to lie bro. I'm about like send help, Send help. They're coming to get me. They're coming to get me. They're going to find the body. She's already dead. She went in a car crash, she died and everything like that. Right, that's my reality. I'm freaking the fuck out. After, maybe, for what it felt like to me, like after like hours, it was probably honestly like maybe five minutes, she walks back in. Oh, I thought you were going to follow me. You should have been outside with me. It looks so nice outside.
REvernZeDamn.
YayoFYBBitch, bitch, you died.
REvernZeYou died what are you talking about?
YayoFYBBro, I started freaking out.
REvernZeYou started crawling towards the door.
YayoFYBYeah, and then she's like oh, I forgot, this is your first time. Oh, oh, bro, in my mind, bro, my mind exploded, bro, bro, it was like the worst. That's it Like by far top top. That was like my worst trip. After that trip I learned to control and everything.
REvernZeSo now I'm good.
YayoFYBBut at the moment I was like so mad I had that experience Because literally like my trip just got cut short. It was like the worst experience. But after that like I could take him, like I'm okay. Like yeah, I'm okay. After that, what's your other words? You really can't. It don't get worse than that.
REvernZeHonestly, whole reality depending on what you take. Sometimes you're not supposed to mix with like other drugs or like oh, no, yeah, uh, like drink alcohol and stuff like that yeah, if I ever do acid or shrooms, especially acid don't drink.
YayoFYBIf anything, just smoke. Make sure you smoke like natural stuff. Don't be smoking like cards or anything like that. Smoke, uh, just straight butter, whatever. It'll help. It help the process allegedly, allegedly speed up. But, um, yeah, don't be drinking, don't be taking pills, don't be doing whatever else. Y'all you know, just if y'all taking shrooms and that's it. That's like in my mind. It's like one of some purest things that you can like get to know yourself when I to know someone else. So just go with that. You don't need to be cross-fitted, you don't need to be mixing all these stuff. A little PSA for the people that haven't done that or are thinking of doing that?
YayoFYBYeah, allegedly Don't be doing that.
REvernZeHere you go bro, little tips, little tips.
YayoFYBLittle tips, tips and tricks, recount to us the best possible Recount to us the best porn plot line you can remember.
REvernZeNah, that's a good one, that's a good one. All right, let me think, let me think All right, you got to think from your childhood to now, bro, or better yet, give us your best plot point from your childhood and the best plot from like last week or something.
YayoFYBWhen I was a kid I found this video. Never found it again. Never found it again. So, actress, if you're watching this, If you're watching this, I don't even know who it is, but it was the best. It was basically. Who said? Videos caseros? Pornhub, Mex. Videos caseros.
REvernZeFor all the people that are English like homemade videos pretty much, yeah, yeah.
YayoFYBSo now that plot that it was just crazy because it was like shawty taking uh, she's sunbathing, whatnot, and then I'll read another video it was owned by you and me and basically the pool boy pulls up, and you know you know they do their thing. But like the performance, the act, the acting was top top notch, bro.
REvernZeSo are you all about plot, then, or are you just about the action?
YayoFYBuh, it honestly depends.
REvernZeIt depends on feeling that they like like sometimes you're in for a quick one, just like, yeah, like like honestly like, yeah, honestly like it depends what all I gotta do.
YayoFYBLike back then when I was a little gooner, like when I was goon maxing when I was goon maxing like, hey bro, one to three hour video, I want to know the plot.
REvernZeI want to know the plot.
YayoFYBWhat happened? Who was on them? Asian videos. The Japanese videos. The Japanese four hour ones Nah but like back then they used to have okay plots. You know you find every random one every once in a while, but uh, I honestly got like now I haven't really seen much of like what you call uh, like browsers or anything like that. Like I really don't high production.
REvernZeAll right, and we're back. My fault y'all, we had to take a quick intermission break, but we're back now. Now we're, we're ready to tell y'all some more nasty dirty secrets about each other and by we I mean yeah, well, I think I was done with that one, bro.
YayoFYBI just said, basically that's right, the plot for the best each other, and by we I mean y'all.
REvernZeWell, I think I was done with that one, bro. I just said basically, it was just oh, that's right. The plot for the Best Poets is when.
YayoFYBI found him when I was a kid. Yeah, now, nowadays, I don't hit the same, no more.
REvernZeWho became desensitized.
YayoFYBThe acting, bro, that acting is about to be like that dude from when we reviewed the movies Too predictable. What you got, bro, what you got.
REvernZeWhich sexual act or position bores you the most. Y'all don't know me, bro. Yeah, I get that one, I'm airing everything out which sexual act or position bores you the most.
YayoFYBOh yeah, yeah, let's. Here it is. I don't have one bro Go ahead, take a shot.
REvernZeI'm gonna take a shot, but no just playing.
YayoFYBNo, no, no.
REvernZeNo, because it's only Because I don't. There's no, there's none that bore me.
YayoFYBI mean that's, but that's your answer though. That's normal, though. Yeah, yeah, you don't got to take a shot for that. Everything's good, everything's good.
REvernZeBut it's not as fun.
YayoFYBWho's?
REvernZetalking, but I'm trying to get loose, bro, I'm going to take a shot. Y'all All right. All right, but my girlfriend, if you're listening to this For the record, yeah, for the record, there is no born apart dude, tight, shit, tight shit, give me the best 15 seconds of we spend more time.
YayoFYBLet me stop, because I don't want her brothers to listen to this episode, ricotones over there. What do you think of the bottle, by the way?
REvernZeBro, this is good the bottle is really nice. The tequila tastes smooth, but I hate tequila with the passion.
YayoFYBIs that mascara bro? Is that mascara bro? Chase it with the twist and we got twists just to follow through. Real shit, all right my fault bro no, you're good, you're good all right, let me see long-ass question two your celeb, your celeb crush, wants to fuck. Yes, this would be your only chance. Yes, you don't have any lube, but you don't. But you do have some Chapstick.
REvernZeOh yeah, you must not know about the method. Huh Chapstick. Oh yeah, he don't know about the method. Chap.
YayoFYBIce.
REvernZeHe still wet behind the ears, chap.
YayoFYBChap. What is that, bro? Put me on, but what?
REvernZeis this chapstick? Oh, you don't know what it is, I was just messing. First of all?
YayoFYBfirst of all. First of all, why a chapstick Like how cool is that you feel?
REvernZeme Sometimes you just got on the ridges and everything. No.
YayoFYBSo how do I answer this? Were you employed? No, I wouldn't use a chapstick.
REvernZeThat's kind of but it's your only chance to smash, so I have, but it's not about so.
YayoFYBInstead of a lube you need, let me tell you something I ain't never need no lube. Tell you that right now. I ain't never need that thing. I spent on it before I even come close, but you came in this scenario so I have to use the chapstick, the chapstick on some sexy red stuff.
REvernZeIt's gonna be use the chapstick, the chapstick on some sexy red stuff, bro, it's just gonna be dry.
YayoFYBJust chapstick will you employ? Nah, because I don't even know what chap. Nah, cause, look, look, I'm a very conscious person. I care, I care about how my partner feels, so like I mean, why would he use chapstick? I don't know what the fuck gonna happen to their pH level.
REvernZeWhat's gonna happen to but if it's like a man of class, that really I'm a freak. I'm a freak but like.
YayoFYBRashada comes first though he feel me literally, literally. But like, if they want me to use it like I use it, I'm pretty sure ain't gonna do none of me, it's gonna be all on their end. So if they want me to, but I mean, apart from that, I don't like. I mean, apart from that I don't use a chapstick. That's foreign to me.
REvernZeThat's a man with clans right there. That's foreign. You know that's better than this dude. I know there was this guy. I know he wasn't down bad, but he was about to smash shawty or whatever and he was going around the lunchroom and asking for a condom or whatever. And he was like you got a condom. I was like gotta call him. I was like nah, bro, I just I just used to. I just jacked off earlier. Bro, I don't need no one. No more mess free. You just tie it up and then throw it on top of the room on top of the room just go by the way, nah that type of day.
REvernZeNow I'm just messing, but um, I was like nah, b't got one, bro. He's like come on, bro. He's like this girl I've been trying to, you know, smash right, she said yeah, you can hit, but you need a rubber, whatever a condom, and he's like you got anything. I was like no bro and he was like you got a trash bag or something. I was like, bro, damn trash bag. I was like damn bro, the fuck you packing bro. Damn bro, the fuck you packing bro what's a guy?
YayoFYB50 gallon trash bag god damn, I was like no.
REvernZeI'll take whatever you got. I ain't got nothing, bro. I was like I can't imagine what a trash bag would feel for the girl.
YayoFYBI was like, bro, motherfuckers is down bad a trash bag would feel for the girls Like, bro, motherfuckers is down, bad, bro a trash bag.
REvernZeOh, this is good. We're all stuck in a very hot elevator, no help is coming. Who do you think will start drinking their pee first?
YayoFYBWhoa what the fuck.
REvernZeOh, you and me are stuck in the elevator. Snowball and Bean. All right, not Snowball and Bean, because definitely they'll be the first ones to do it.
YayoFYBAll right, no, that's no bomb bean, because they would like it, because definitely they would be the first ones to do it, definitely, yeah most definitely they'll be the first to drink? Definitely to me.
REvernZeAll right between you and me. Who would drink their pee first?
YayoFYBI'll tell you this I die before I drink my pee.
REvernZeYeah, I think I'll drink my pee before you do, bro, you will actually drink your pee. I'll drink my pee, bro. I'll drink my pee bro, If you have to type shit, I have to make sure I come home to my family bro.
YayoFYBOh see, okay, Okay See, I know my family can take care of my dog. I'll drink your pee too, god damn.
REvernZeGod damn, hold on. They say you can drink it as soon as you piss it out, or whatever.
YayoFYBOh, you can Mm-hmm Also. Bear Gryll is tight shit.
REvernZeSome shit. I think it's like Right, as soon as you Piss it out.
YayoFYBWe gonna have to try that. We gonna have to make A $14.99.
REvernZeGo ahead, pee in my hand real quick.
YayoFYBAlright, bro, for the listeners, I did it Alright.
REvernZeOh shit.
YayoFYBHave you ever been Tempted? Yes, didn't even finish the question. Have you ever been Tempted to cheat? What sparked the temptation? Bitch ain't gonna give me none, easy, easy. I don't got to beat around the bush with this shit. Look, look, listen. I'm a man that provides everything. If all I'm asking from you is some ass after I come home from work, all your pills paid for, all your pills paid for, all your bills paid for. You got All your pills paid for, all your bills paid for. That mescal fucking on my speech. I'm slurring my shit, officer.
REvernZeI was like who the fuck you fucking run, oh, Addy.
YayoFYBBitch, I done got you Xanax. I done got you, I done got your antidepressants. Bitch, look, everything paid for you. Good, you don't gotta worry about nothing, you just gotta throw it back one time you just gotta throw it back. I'ma do all the work First of all. I'ma do all the work and then all you know.
REvernZeAll this.
YayoFYBAnd you hear me with that. I'm not feeling. I got a headache. Let me tell you who the fuck Don't got a headache.
REvernZeThe bitch right down the road. The bitch right down the road. How many testicle sacks have you touched in your life, what the fuck. A little love tap Over the jeans counts.
YayoFYBOh, plenty of sacks.
REvernZeOh yeah, I've touched plenty of balls In that case, probably like.
YayoFYBCountless. Let's see, countless is crazy.
REvernZeI'm trying to get a good count, I'm counting my fingers. Right now I'm thinking. I'm thinking about Everybody's balls. Hey, yo, probably ten.
YayoFYBTen's a good number. Ten's a good number.
REvernZeTen. But did y'all ever you remember when we did that In school, like we hit each other In the balls? Yeah, as kids, bro, cup check, bro yeah cup check Almost every. Every day. You ever get a cup check.
YayoFYBA lot by my brothers, people at school who cup checked you.
REvernZeSo I can get it back.
YayoFYBI'll pull up on it, right now Everybody, our little group in middle school, middle school, thrice school, but everybody done touched my nuts.
REvernZeWell, we had different classes in middle school. Who was in your group in middle school?
YayoFYBWe didn't have the same class in sixth grade. Who was my group in middle school? Hold on.
REvernZeWe had the same class in seventh grade who was my group in middle school. I don't know who you're talking about Before.
YayoFYByeah because before it was 6th, 7th, yeah, 8th it was literally that little group. And then what the fuck did I do 6th and 7th? Who did I talk to? 6th and 7th? Holy shit, hold on now. You don't remember your friends.
REvernZeI don't remember my friends.
YayoFYBI don't remember like no, we done broke apart, uh-huh. No, I think, chris honestly Okay, my boy Chris, I think he, I was like Chris the. Russian. Chris the Russian. I used to chill with him a lot Through six yeah, six yeah, because he would come over to my house. I would go over to his house, yeah.
REvernZeI was about to say Y'all always hung out all the time, uh-huh.
YayoFYBThat was really. That was about it. Yeah, sixth, seventh, yeah, yeah that seems about right, yeah, because I don't remember I really didn't have a lot of friends, like a lot of people that I could easily be comfortable around. Yeah, I think that, bro. Yeah Well, that was yours, right? Yeah, no, that was yours. I think. Yeah, let's see what's the saddidest thing you spent money on. I ain't gonna lie, we'll look straight ahead.
REvernZeI ain't gonna lie I ain't gonna lie.
YayoFYBAh, do I want to answer this though? Nah go ahead. Take a shot at casamigos bro I'm gonna have to take a shot, because, because you're a freak oh, what's the shadiest thing?
REvernZeI thought it said what's the shittiest Shadiest is crazy who had a whole back door.
YayoFYBNah, not a whole back door, but like what's that on?
REvernZesome get back stuff Nah.
YayoFYBI'm talking about like for like a girl.
REvernZeOh, tell me where.
YayoFYBGo ahead feel it, feel it, feel it.
REvernZeFeel it, feel it, feel it. No, we'll just take that, we'll just take that this thing going to be gone by the end of this week. No, oh, this is easy, all right. Have your parents ever given you sex advice or tips? Did you try? No, I don't have parents.
YayoFYBYo, that's easy Yo.
REvernZeI didn't grow up with my mom or dad, no, but like the, way you said it. Sorry y'all, I ain't got no answer for y'all. Hall Mutual over here.
YayoFYBI take that back.
REvernZeThey did give me tips.
YayoFYBOh, they did.
REvernZeDon't be there, type shit, don't be present. They'll do all right in life by themselves. They'll feed for themselves. Somebody will come adopt them in a sense and then take care of them. They'll be okay, they'll be all right. They won't be traumatized. They won't wake up in the middle of the night screaming, clawing at the air.
YayoFYBSomeone get up a therapist.
REvernZeThe man that always hides in the corner will take care of him.
YayoFYBIt's all in your mind. It's not really there. Have you ever had a sexual romantic relationship that was a placeholder? Did they know? Did you know?
REvernZeDamn, that's actually pretty good, we both knew, we both knew. Oh, so it was an agreement on terms.
YayoFYBIt was an agreement on terms. I said, yeah, we both knew. Yeah, we both knew.
REvernZeSee, I know it was just for that. Yeah, it was just like Just just for that. Yeah, it was just like Just to pass the time.
YayoFYBJust to pass the time, really, because I hate sleeping by myself at night, lollygagging Tight shit. What the?
REvernZefuck what you got, bro. Have you ever masturbated while giving yourself intense eye contact in the mirror, in the mirror? No, that's a Bro.
YayoFYBI can't even see, I can't imagine somebody be my people.
REvernZeNah, I've never done that before, at least not looked at myself in the eyes, just on my lips. Nah, I've never looked in the mirror. Bro, there's people out there that just do this. Nah, y'all need some help. I thought I was a freak yo I need some help.
YayoFYBI'ma try tonight.
REvernZeI'm just a casual dude. I'll just grab the rope and pull it back a little bit. I'm just casual dude. Oh yeah, I'll just Cover my face, cover my mouth While I do the reach over. Yeah, I know you like that one. Huh, you probably tried it, didn't you? You said reverence.
YayoFYBThat one went crazy.
REvernZeYou slept like a baby that night.
YayoFYBFirst thing I thought Damn reverence, that Reverend might be on the set. That one went crazy. He slept like a baby that night. First thing I thought damn Reverend.
REvernZeHe might be on the set. Woke up three in the morning scared as shit.
YayoFYBThen I passed out. All right, all right. Have you ever realized someone was hitting on you far too late? Yes, have you ever realized Someone was hitting on you Far too late? Yes, have you ever realized Someone was hitting on you Far too late To do anything about it? Oh, my goodness.
REvernZeI ain't gonna lie. He said the one that got away.
YayoFYBCountless, countless. I've done that countless times, like whole Talk to us Talk to us.
Getting Deeper with Personal Stories
YayoFYBWhole, you know, driving back home, I'm like Wait, did that bitch Want one of the fuck? Like Like wait, did that bitch put one in the foot? Dang. Like driving home, bro, you just got to. I was like bro, how am I going to find her? Like it used to be random bro, like a random girl at a restaurant or like you know, you go out whatever, you know, just that it's just random girls. You just at the moment, because look for me, I'm trying to be polite, I'm not trying to be a weirdo when I first meet somebody. So I'm like I'm very like, limited to how I talk, literally, unless you like telling me straight up, like you trying to fuck, I'm not getting that off the first rip, because my biggest fear is like what if I go with what they're saying and they're like ew, and I'm not trying to do it like that, like hearing that would kill me.
REvernZeDang.
YayoFYBSo I've done that. It's been countless times where, like I, head home you know way back home, like like wait a minute. Wait a minute, like yeah, this is just a random girl Like I just like wait a minute.
REvernZeShe stuck her fingers in my ass. She was trying to tell me something.
YayoFYBI was too blind to see. I was too.
REvernZeHer saying I wish it was me. What?
YayoFYBdid she say I wish you could just fuck me against this wall. Oh.
REvernZeYou at the red light just slapped me in the forehead, whole Travis.
YayoFYBScott meme.
REvernZeAll right, tell us about a time when you liked someone so much that you were driven to do something pathetic. Look here it's not pathetic, but your boy did have to write some love notes.
YayoFYBDid have to spend the game.
REvernZeOkay, okay, did make like a homemade gift basket.
YayoFYBOkay, okay, just to rid Shadi up. That's precious, that's precious really.
REvernZeNow, the crazy part about it was she showed everybody in my note right in front of my face. Look what he wrote me. Nah. If people read it, they're like this goofy ass Nah.
YayoFYBHey look.
REvernZeWhole phones are going to switch down right there.
REvernZeNo, no, no, no, I didn't care. I didn't care because I knew they were taking notes and taking tips. Sorry sir, sorry sir, had to show them something. No, the whole time, while you passed it around, I said you like that, don't you? They read it. They looked at me and laughed. I said Y'all like that, don't y'all? You wish that was you. Huh, one thing about me At that time, when I'm trying to get the bag, I'm going in with full confidence Tight shit, tight shit, fuck y'all gonna do to me. Y'all don't mean shit to me, I ain't trying to fuck y. Wow, alright, pop quiz. Oh, hot shot.
YayoFYBYour mom Fuck. Your mom has just Caught you with a handful Of cum. What the fuck? Wait, what, what the fuck? What was that? What was I talking about? Pop quiz, pop quiz, hot shot. Your mom has just Caught you with a handful Of cum. Explain yourself, what the fuck.
REvernZeExplain yourself. What Explain yourself, Yaya?
YayoFYBThis ain't even mine. That sounds like something you wouldn't say Yo, what the fuck do I say to that Bro? Do I gotta to take a shot? That's up to you, bro.
REvernZeDo I got to take a shot? What the fuck do I say I don't?
YayoFYBknow what you say, what the?
REvernZefuck, do I? Say bro, first of all, Now you don't say nothing, you explain yourself. I can't. What would you do?
YayoFYBHandful of nut in my hand. What would?
REvernZeHow'd this get here? What is this? I will follow. I will follow. What is this? What is all this? This ain't mine, For all the listeners. I acted like I put my hand in front of y'all's nose.
YayoFYBWe just can't wipe it, none of these. You want to take a shot?
REvernZethere.
YayoFYBYeah, I want to take a shot, because I don't know what to say to that. Bro, I don't know what to say to that. That is wild.
REvernZeSammy, if you're listening, what would you do? What would you do in this scenario, Sammy?
YayoFYBThis is insane. I can't.
REvernZeThat way you Unless. You want more.
YayoFYBAfter the third one, it really starts tasting good.
REvernZeRight, it's starting to taste good to me too. I'm starting to feel it a little bit.
YayoFYBThis is a wild question.
REvernZeName someone you'd sleep with who's older than your parents. I don't even know how old my parents are. I'm sure my girlfriend's older than my parents. I'd sleep with my girlfriend.
YayoFYBW-mans, w-mans right there, w-mans, I'd sleep with my girlfriend W man's, w man's, right there, w man's. She gonna pull me.
REvernZeThat's what the fuck I thought.
YayoFYBPull your hair, your hair.
REvernZeNah, I'm just joking Someone you'd sleep with who's older than your parents I mean the world, but I mean I don't know how to Try shit, try shit.
YayoFYBHe's in the world.
REvernZeNah, I'm just joking. I don't know, I guess I going to take a shot too. Then, bro, right, that was a. I got no answer for it. Right, I can't think of anybody off the top of my head.
YayoFYBYo, Yo Love you stink. This shit tastes awful, I'm going to pull up next week. He's going to tell me don't you ever fucking record an episode like this again. She heard the first one. All right, fucking record an episode like this again. She heard the first one. What I got what's the worst thing you ever seen on a toilet paper after wiping Easy Easy.
REvernZeWhat is?
YayoFYBit. I saw a chili flake in that bed one time. Huh, a chili flake, oh a chili flake. Yeah, I mean, that's the wildest, I mean that's oh so that butthole was burning huh.
REvernZeThat shit was burning huh that shit.
YayoFYBI needed some mice on that thing, that thing. Alright, I'll just not take the shot. I'm not taking this, I'm not.
REvernZeI tell y'all I don't give a fuck have you ever burned a book, a flag or an effigy?
YayoFYBno, what the fuck? That was the simple one. Easy, easy question Easy.
REvernZeWe got like three whole other packs too.
YayoFYBYeah, we gonna have to shuffle these things or like switch out, because, okay, do you wash your hands after you masturbate? Yes, we mean every time. Why not Look, look?
REvernZeTake a shot, listen, listen. Why not Look, look? Take a shot, listen, look, listen. No, go ahead.
YayoFYBTake a shot, look, listen, listen. Sometimes I just know I'm not going out again. It's like towards the end of the day.
REvernZeIt's just me who says 2 o'clock at the middle of the night.
YayoFYBSometimes you just know you're not going out in time. No more, I'm not shaking nobody's hand, I'll be honest.
REvernZeI just, I just throw that shit in the corner of the room.
YayoFYBI just hit him on the nose and like. I just wipe my shirt off, take it off and I'm going to bed. No, I'll be honest, I don't got time to be doing this. Look, I don't got time to be doing this like 20 times a day. My schedule is limited. Now I know when this happening, I know I'm not shaking nobody's hand afterwards.
REvernZeWait what? What you got? Oh, no, no, I gotta drink the next one. No, what you got? Cumulatively, how many different fingers have been in your asshole? You can answer in people if you like what 10 fingers per person. How many fingers have been in my ass? Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and take a shot yo.
YayoFYBWait a minute, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
REvernZeWell, go ahead and take a shot One thing, about reverence.
YayoFYBWatch this video. Watch this video.
REvernZeY'all can. I'll leave that up to y'all imagination. Just know I'm a champion. Just know that Gorilla would not stand a chance.
YayoFYBHe said I should break your fingers off. Oh no, let me see what I got. This is actually a good one for me. What are the most elaborate lengths you've gone to get drugs Easy. Check this out, check this out. My boy, reverence, turned in a whole Coke bottle of coins to fund the whole trip. I traded in some coins to get bud. Damn, how much was it To be real? I really don't remember, but I know. Uh, I said no, no, I said shard, like to to like.
REvernZeUh, oh, like a coin start thing to the coin start thing.
YayoFYBShe cat, you know, she got the money for it. Then I got me like how much? Maybe a quarter? Oh okay, so maybe like cool, cool 50, 60 who gave the prices out.
REvernZeThat's my, that's my prices.
YayoFYBThat's my prices you type in with me. That's my prices.
REvernZeBut yeah, that's about it.
YayoFYBThat's literally. And then after that I was like what the fuck am I doing?
REvernZeAll right. If someone here masturbated while thinking of you, would you care? Would you want to know?
YayoFYBYeah, I wasn't going to answer any of these.
REvernZeI was going to say when they did the old reach around. Damn, I'm starting to feel that alcohol. I can't even feel my face.
YayoFYBIt's your asshole, it's your All right. How much? Oh, this is a good one for me. How much should a lap dance from the person to your left cost Bean Bean?
REvernZeMotherfucker, you All right, all right. How about this? How much do you think? A lap dance from your childhood crush should cost.
YayoFYBI'd pay more than $40. That's two songs.
REvernZeThink about all the All right from all your exes. Which one would be the most expensive, which one would be the All?
YayoFYBof them. God damn it. Bitches don't know how to fucking.
REvernZeNo, but how much would you pay for the most?
YayoFYBOh $40.
REvernZe$40 for all of them.
YayoFYBI would give $40 for all of them. Two songs a lap dance $40. $40. That's it max. That's max. I'm not paying. Look, listen, I go to strip club. You talking about $100 for a lap dance Fuck out of here. It used to be some skinny bitches dancing too. I don't want that. I came here for ass. I want to see ass shaking. My homeboy got more ass than I pay my homeboy. My boy. I pay him 200. I pay him 200. Easily, easily. A little bitch with no ass dancing in my face. No man Can't even do that. Yeah, bro, it's going to be Honestly y'all can't take the question seriously.
REvernZeBe like 60.
YayoFYB60. Because like lap dancers go now for like. I think about inflation. Yeah, 60 dollars for like. But there was this club. There was a club I used to go to best club, I'm gonna say the name because they didn't have a lot of them waiting at no point. That's it gone. That's it gone, bro. But you know about pulling one out for my boy. So, hey, look at these. I don't know because they knew me or not, but they used to give me like $40 for like two songs and bitches, okay, like they were. Okay, you know, they had something on them. They had record.
YayoFYBThey had record. They had jiggle effects. You know they had jiggle effects GTA 6 type shit. You know that's what I'm looking for really. Look, I'm a dog but I don't want no bones. Give me some meat. Honestly, look, I like basically a little bit of something out there. You feel me Spoken like a true man? You feel me I need some meat? Pause All right.
REvernZeHave you ever laughed so hard during sex that you couldn't continue? What was so funny? I want to say I'm taking a shot, but I want to say yes'm gonna say I'm taking a. No, I ain't gonna take a shot, but I want to say yes. I just can't remember what happened like what? Yeah, that's it yeah um, does that count then?
YayoFYByeah, that counts no, that I mean, because I mean you, you answering it.
REvernZeHave you ever lost so hard? That's it, I mean during six I feel like everybody has I want to say yes, I just can't remember what it was like specific thing yeah.
YayoFYBYeah.
REvernZeWhat happened? Oh, I think I just got my nut sack Knee, that was it. That was like. But then I started Laughing about it later. But once you get Hitting the nuts by a knee or something, bro, that's game over, right there for you.
YayoFYBThat's like. That's like a reset button.
REvernZeFor some people, for some people Low key.
YayoFYBI see that video this week. Oh did you, bro? That was his highlight. Oh nah, where's the oddest, most uncomfortable place? You ever grown a pimple In my ass? Keep it moving. Keep it moving In my ass, low key, don't even elaborate on it, don't even elaborate. It was just a pimple on my ass, something light, really.
REvernZeAll right when you something like really all right when you match with someone through a dating app, do you look them up on social media before meeting them?
YayoFYBI don't, I don't that they don't work for them. Yeah, and let me. Let me get another one, because go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, I don't want for you, but go ahead.
REvernZeWill you show us the last, the last sex you sent or received? How recent was it? Yeah, I'm gonna take a shot. That's it I'm gonna have to take a shot.
YayoFYBThat's it. I'm going to have to take a shot. Okay, Hopefully it'll get thrown over here.
REvernZeBecause it was on Snap and it was a video. You know, sometimes when you're out of town, you got to do that you got to do that. And they say send the flick, and you by yourself.
YayoFYBWhen they hit you with that camera. Eggplant emoji question mark.
YayoFYBYou got to do it. Damn bro. Ah, for all the listeners, he took a shot, all right. What is up with these poop questions? If your poop magically gained the ability to nutritionally sustain you, and after being eaten it would who wrote this, bro? And after being eaten it would recycle into another piece of nutritious poop, would you eat it to save money on growth? I got another question. Yeah, because, because, like that's just no, like I'm not doing, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing, none of that shit.
REvernZeHe not, he not focused on his bag, y'all.
YayoFYBWas there a family friendly movie or TV show that inadvertently helped you discover where you're into sexually? Look, not a movie, not a movie, but like plenty of shows, all right, name them. Like Danny Phantom the goth bitch, basically any Lilo and Stitch the older sister. Really any Date Legged Incredibles. Elastigirl, elastigirl the mom. What else, what else, what else what.
REvernZeThe mom.
Embarrassing Moments and Dating Fails
YayoFYBWhat else, what else, what else? American Dragon, the mom also, what else, what else? Bro, what the fuck? Look, there's countless, I ain't gonna lie, there's countless, there's countless. They bitches gonna be my downfall. They always, they always is it's just, it's just something about them. Look it's. I was like at eight years old why am I feeling like this? Why is my body? What's my body? Why my nipples?
REvernZeoh shit, all right. Under what circumstances would you buy cigarettes or alcohol for a teen who asked you to hook them up? Ah, under one circumstances would you buy cigarettes or alcohol for a teen who asked you to hook them up? All right, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna keep it a buck 50 go ahead, but this is all uh alleged or for skip purposes. Right right quotations. If my brothers younger brothers, like if they were younger than me by a lot, that'd be the only exception but if it's like somebody else I'd feel like I'm getting scammed, or something trying to get set up.
YayoFYBYou definitely get arrested if it wasn't friends or family that I know personally.
REvernZeI wouldn't hook. I wouldn't hook them up, if you know what I'm saying.
YayoFYBYeah, yeah, personally me good answer, good answer good answer man you rando on the street, no all right describe the worst nude you've ever received, because it nope, nope, nope, nope, no.
REvernZeGo ahead, describe it y'all, go ahead. What happened, what happened? Go ahead, talk to us. Nah, you giving me, you keep it on the good.
YayoFYBI'll tell you this. I received some news where I'm like Put them nipples back up. Put them pepperonis back up. I'm okay for tonight.
REvernZeYou know what? I ain't horny, no more. You know what? My father just saw your news this morning. My phone died last night.
YayoFYBI'm not even you know what. All these bitches listen to it. I'm going to let y'all guess which one y'all was in. Y'all fight amongst yourselves.
REvernZeDamn bro. I'm starting. I feel like if I stand up, it's going to hit me.
YayoFYBBy all the pics I ain't going to lie.
REvernZePull up for the Boston Butt, bro. Oh, you think I could drive Low-key. Some pizza does sound good. All right, tell us about a time you finally saw someone naked and it completely killed your desire to get them. Hold on, bro, there's alcohol getting to me, bro.
YayoFYBHold on Answer it.
REvernZeThat shit got me spinning low-key. All right. Getting to me, bro, who wanna answer, that shit got me spinning low-key. All right, tell us about a time you finally saw someone naked and it completely killed your desire to get all slippery with them oh, that's crazy, nah, that's crazy uh, who didn't I see naked myself? Tight shit, I'd be looking at myself naked. I don't have one.
YayoFYBI mean, if you don't have one, you just don't have one, that's that's normal let me, let me get another.
REvernZeYeah, you gotta take a shot for that. No, I say no, you don't, you don't, you don't all right, what's something a partner has done to try to seduce you, but it had the opposite effect something with something. A partner, brother, this is no good, because no is no good. Yeah, I figured, bro, you could just touch my elbow and I'm ready to get down.
YayoFYBYou blowing me.
REvernZeLook my way, let me get a different one.
YayoFYBGo ahead, bro Chilling.
REvernZeYeah, he big chilling bro, he's knowing All right. Have you ever pissed or shit on something out of spite? Tell us everything All right. What the fuck? All right, so check this out oh shit, check this out. Oh shit, matter of fact, clip this, clip this you said clip this, hey yo, hey yo.
REvernZeLook, I took a shower and everything. This is me as a little kid, little demon. You know, my brothers or somebody had to use the bathroom or whatever and they wouldn't let me use the toilet. So I said, all right, you know what? Fuck this. I went in the closet and took a mean ass piss.
YayoFYBI ain't going to lie. Valid crash out. Valid crash out. I went to that closet and said, valid, crash out. I pissed all over that closet. That's the most valid shit I've heard, bro.
REvernZeThat's the most valid, yeah, valid. So if I'm getting in trouble, it's your fault. So I pissed all in that freaking closet.
YayoFYBValid, it was a big closet too.
REvernZeIt was like a somewhat walk-in closet when I used to live in Lexington.
YayoFYBOh, this was in Lexington, oh shit.
REvernZeI pissed in that closet bro.
YayoFYBValid, real shit, valid, crash out, to be real. Have you ever been late to something? Come on, have I ever been late to something Because you had to masturbate, masturbate, whoa, whoa, whoa. I've been late because I had a foot before I left. Not masturbate, though. That's my answer.
REvernZeThat's my answer.
YayoFYBI've been late because I had a foot Not masturbate.
REvernZeYou got to take a shot. No, I was about to say. Have you ever masturbated with your pet?
YayoFYBin the room.
REvernZeMasturbate with your pet in the room. Nah, bro, I'd just be in the bathroom, really, bro.
YayoFYBI don't ever be in my room.
REvernZeYou be in your room, wow.
YayoFYBI'd be over the TV already.
REvernZeHey yo.
YayoFYBRight there, right before, that's my favorite spot right there. That's my favorite spot, right there, where you got your, right there, where you got your air boy.
REvernZeOh shit, all right, here you go, here you go, here you go. Oh shit, all right, here you go, here you go, here you go.
YayoFYBOh shit. If you were guaranteed the best orgasm of your life, but you and your partner had to dress up like your parents oh why, I'm going to be right. Who's writing this? Let me read it again If you were guaranteed the best orgasm of your life, but you and your parents had to dress up like your parents and use their Bro, you and your parents, like you, had to dress up like your parents and use their names. Are you in which parent would you choose to be? No, bro, give me a fucking shot, bro, I'm not Bro. No bro.
REvernZeMindset no, bro, no bro Sammy, you hear this.
YayoFYBSammy, you hear this. No, bro, I ain't doing this man. What the fuck, what the fuck Do I gotta take a shot for this? What the fuck man, what the hell? You got me fucked up. What the hell, what the hell, what the hell? Y'all tell me. What the hell, barry. No bro, who's skipping the good questions? No, who said good questions, bro? Just thinking about that shit, bro got me. Oh what.
REvernZeI'm talking about. Oh, that, keep it. That's none of your life, bro. Oh, I have plenty, I've had plenty. You really just gonna pass it up because of that?
YayoFYBthere's a small minor detail.
REvernZeOh man, no who written letting them small, minor details get in the way it's always the small things in the way all right. Have you ever had food poisoning? What did you eat and what happened? I don't know if I've had food poisoning For real.
YayoFYBYeah, y'all, yeah, chat. Come on, eat the Dorito bag. Wait, what the fuck happened to my bag? I thought I had Dorito bag. I ate it. What the fuck?
REvernZeI don't know what happened. I had one right here. I don't know what happened. I'm too buzzed for this stuff. I'm starting to get buzzed. Have you ever had food poisoning? What did you eat and what happened? I don't recall If I have or haven't had food poisoning. I don't know.
YayoFYBNext question that is a really good intro, right and we're back holy shit.
REvernZeTake another quick break, because sometimes, when the alcohol what happened? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because sometimes when the alcohol gets to you, it gets to you. That's all I gotta say you just gotta take a. I didn't even oh, go ahead go ahead, hit it, bro, you Hit it, bro, you got it Go ahead.
YayoFYBRight. It's about right.
REvernZeThere's just a bait, pin y'all. Both are crazy. They're clogged up.
YayoFYBDiablo, diablo, señorita, bro, look at what's going on.
REvernZeGo ahead, refill your car, charge your battery Holy shit, oh, he actually ate it.
YayoFYBDid he eat?
REvernZeit.
YayoFYBDid he actually eat it?
REvernZeUh-huh, he was licking his lips, he just liked me. All right, bro, just a couple more questions. Who did enough on you? No, I mean on me Go ahead. Well, I'm going to eat these after. I mean, I'm going to eat these All right.
YayoFYBSo if I were single, would you set me up with one of your other friends? If yes, who? If not, what's wrong with me?
REvernZeAll right, I really don't have much girlfriends or anything like that.
YayoFYBAll right, I get it All right.
REvernZeBut of course I would definitely throw you on some buns.
YayoFYBTouch it, touch it, all right.
REvernZeSomebody. If you had to choose who is the sexiest, Pokemon Mewtwo Didn't even finish the question, Just straight to it.
YayoFYBThe thighs. Describe all the sensations that that's not his tail. Describe all the sensations they have to offer Okay, mewtwo does not. That is not a tail. Look all the sensations they have to offer, okay.
REvernZeMewtwo does not. That is not a tail. Look where the tail is attached from, if you had to choose.
YayoFYBWho is the sexiest Pokemon? Describe all the sensations, alright, so the sexiest On some real shit? What Pokemon? Right, right, the sexiest Pokemon? I mean they Pokemon? Not really Look. Look, shawty's behind a Mewtwo build. Where's M? Come on, not really Look. Look, shadi's been having that Mewtwo build.
REvernZeWhere's Mewtwo's tail, connected from. Right like His whole smeet is right behind him. That's his whole smeet. That's his whole smeet.
YayoFYBLook I love girls with the Mewtwo build. I love girls with the Mewtwo build. They my downfall. But like, realistically, like, the question is asking If I were like you feel me Like for a Mewtwo or what not? First of all, that's a dude, first of all. So then Describe all the sensations they have to offer. That's gay. Off the rip, that's. You know. You feel me I really can't think of Like a Female Pokemon, what's?
REvernZea female Pokemon. It wouldn't even be female. You just gotta to get what's his name he pulled up the plant.
YayoFYBHe pulled up the plant, yo he pulled up the plant.
REvernZeIt don't have to be nothing crazy, bro, real shit.
YayoFYBYeah, let me get a little. Do I got to take a shot?
REvernZeWhat Pokemon would you smash, bro? Bro, it's just, are you going to take a shot?
YayoFYBBro, because there's no, no female like looking like Mewtwo's, like the closest thing to like a.
REvernZeSo Ditto, transforming into anybody or anything is not crazy?
YayoFYBDitto transforming to at least an ant Yo, it's old for Ditto. I take a shot you cannot, but Ditto can.
REvernZeHe can transform or they can. It could transform into anything, but it's just gonna have it's face.
YayoFYBYou know the dots, fuck no, but nah, nah, I'll tell you something, but this is pokemon's bro, y'all not gonna follow. Y'all not about to fuck up my game like that oh shit, I kind of made a big shot we live with these my fault, my fault, yeah, oh damn.
REvernZeOne more question, bro. One more question, all right, one more question each, and then we're going to end it off because it's hour 30 minutes all right last one for for reverence. Did your parents ever find your drugs while you were living at home? What happened? I don't have parents, but I did have guardians. So let me tell you a funny story. They didn't find any and I quote, drugs in my drawer or anything, but they did find a video, a video you're sorry, so I used to have this one phone.
REvernZeIt was like the phone that has like the keyboard that flips up, type type shit.
YayoFYBLike you know, you turn your phone to the side and it flips up with the keyboard, that type of remember you used to have that type of phone and uh, it was me and two other people.
REvernZeI'm not going to disclose who they were, but we went walking down the trail and we got to like a river or creek or whatever you want to call it, and you know we pulled out a black amal and you know, just start smoking I'm just recording everything because you know, I never smoked I was having the time of my life.
REvernZeI thought it was the coolest thing ever. I was going this is back like in middle school, maybe seventh, eighth grade, figure, figure, yep, maybe eighth grade. So I was like I'm gonna show my buddies, all the all my friends at school, that I smoke touch it just to be cool, as one does at the age, as one does at the age. So I showed them the videos or whatever, as proof, as proof. And then umchamacallit, my aunt, used to take care of these little kids, right?
REvernZeOh God, okay, I forgot I was leaving to go to a store real quick or a gas station to go get something, or I left with my cousin or whatever, and I left my phone with him so he could watch videos on my phone, just like recordings. I had of them like uh, running around because you know I used to like make funny videos like funny videos where I used to tell them to do funny stuff or whatever, not, not, not in a weird way like don't, don't, don't make.
REvernZeYeah, but like um, I would tell them like jump over, jump over this, or jump over, they would think it was the coolest thing ever.
YayoFYBRight? Okay, it was cool too like at the kid.
REvernZeThat type of mentality, kid mentality, yeah it's like jump over, can you jump from here to here? And then I record them and they do it. And then they're like can I see the video? And I show it to them? And uh well, they kept like going through my library. I didn't think about it at first, like when my cousin left, or whatever we're headed to the gas station or some shit to get some chips or something and I thought about, like damn, I left my phone with uh what's his name?
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REvernZeyeah, but it didn't cross my mind. I was like, oh, it'd be fine. Well, I got my phone back and then my aunt pulled me to the side and she was like I saw the video, because I saw y'all going by a creek or river and then y'all were smoking. Uh, y'all were uh smoking or whatever. Because the little kid was like he saw the video. He went up to my aunt and was like, look, reverend, he's smoking a cigar or whatever, a cigarette, a black Ramada or whatever. And I was like I got in trouble, bro.
YayoFYBThen what'd they?
REvernZedo to you, bro?
YayoFYBThey ain't do nothing to me, bro, they're not my parents.
REvernZeYou can't do nothing to me.
YayoFYBDSS will get called so quick. But they kind of scold you, cps, my fault, like in a sense they scold you. Yeah, they got mad at me.
REvernZeWhen you're already at disappointment, what more can you do? Tight shit, tight shit. And my cousin got in trouble too. Oh, not my cousin, sorry, somebody got in trouble that was in the video.
YayoFYBThat was in the video.
REvernZeYeah, it was in the video and they're like I told you not to record. And then my buddy found out and he was like I told you not to record. Why'd you record? That's so lame. Damn.
YayoFYBI thought it was so cool recording and I was like well, I guess I ain't never recording this stuff too the only, the only thought it was lame because they got caught, bro and they switched bro. This shit is held to the ground. I'm talking about that's not me.
REvernZeRight, that's not me All right let's see that was it?
YayoFYBWho's someone you never slept with before but who you are confident would sleep with you if you asked oh yeah, oh yeah, because I want to test this out this weekend. I ain't even going to lie.
REvernZeWhat you about to do.
YayoFYBTake. I ain't even gonna lie what you about to do To your child. Go ahead, give me a shot. Go ahead, give me a shot. I ain't name dropping nobody. I ain't name dropping nobody. No, no, I already know. Not even this weekend, it's two weeks, two weeks from now. You see me, you about to give an update, I about to give an update. I'm just gonna come on the podcast and say something about yeah, it happened. I already know. All right, chai.
REvernZeY'all, y'all, damn, I'm fucking fading. I'm over here dropping everything. Listeners, keep Yaya accountable. Y'all got to remember. In two weeks, next episode, oh no, not next episode. Two episodes. He's either going to say yeah or no, Just know.
YayoFYBFirst thing that's going to come out of my mouth is going to be like yeah, Like I already know, Coming in the locker room like LeBron James type shit, I'm coming in dance Angola.
REvernZeI'm coming in my molding. Did he seriously hit the goodie right now? But that's going to end this episode. Y'all, we appreciate y'all tuning in. Thank you for listening to us being all goofy and silly and everything.
YayoFYBFor a change If y'all like this.
REvernZeYeah, if y''all like this, let us know, because we got another part we're trying to have more uh, we're supposed to have a guest. The guest canceled so we didn't have the guest on, but I did buy a new microphone for the guest but he tested it out and whatnot yeah, I'm testing out right now for the next one next month, because we're trying to do it every once a month change it up.
REvernZeYeah, we're gonna change it up once a month, like we'll do our regular stuff where we talk about cryptids or scary stuff all that regular stuff. Yeah, all that regular stuff but at least one time throughout the month we're gonna have guests come on and we're either gonna do this or just, you know, just talk to the guests and ask them about themselves, ask them some questions.
REvernZeSo if ask people like random people or ask for advice, yeah, it's gonna be like a less structured yeah episode it's gonna be us like pretty much something like this, but just being chill, like no research, no nothing, just like hanging out with friends, pretty much. But if y'all have any questions like would you do this or would you do that, or what would you do in this situation, or what is this, or something like that, just just send us a message.
YayoFYBThat would be nice actually to ask them yeah, instagram at.
REvernZeKOSMIC, underscore C-O-V-E. And yeah, drop a like, drop a follow, leave a review on any stream or platform where y'all listen to us from. You know, just leave a five star review or ten star, whatever it is. It really much helps us to get the podcast out there and it helps us grow as well. You know. Um, thank, thank you just for listening to everything. Sorry, I'm starting to feel this alcohol in my system, but, um, thank y'all so much for tuning in. Thanks for all the support that y'all give us for all the people that keep listening. You know, much love shout out to all the people in all the other States that are listening to us. You know we're just two.
YayoFYBCouple shout out to all the people in all the other states that are listening to us.
REvernZeYou know, we're just two couple couple, two dudes just a couple dudes, two couple dudes, two dudes in a couple. Sorry y'all, the alcohol got me acting crazy, the fint cart. But um, thank you for tuning in. I'm sorry. Thank you for listening. Thank you for tuning in. Thank you for tuning in. I'm sorry. Thank you for listening. Thank you for tuning in. Follow us at Cosmic Cove On Instagram and TikTok. At KOSMIC Underscore C-O-V-E. Follow us on YouTube At KOSMIC Space C-O-V-E. Again, much love and I appreciate y'all. I'ma pass it out to you.
YayoFYBSo, drew and me, sammy. Con for you, though, bro. So Drew and me, sammy, come on, fuck it up bro.
REvernZeCome on, fuck it up bro it's an inside joke with them, yeah it's an inside joke, but come on, fuck it up.
YayoFYBY'all ain't show up, but anyways so nah shout out to y'all. I really appreciate y'all still listening and whatnot. So that's it for me shout out my family. That's it for me you ain't got.
REvernZeYou don't want the people Following you on TikTok or anything. I mean not on TikTok, on Snapchat or something.
YayoFYBDo people follow you? Yeah, they follow, not recent, not new ones, not Like that. I'm not Specifically from Like from the Cosmic Cove. Look, if y'all follow me From listening to Cosmic Cove, let me know, because I really don't know who I just be accepting like friend request.
YayoFYBYeah, but I just figured it's just like normal like from, like going down and whatnot like stuff like that so I don't think it's specifically from cosmic hope, but if y'all follow me from cosmic hope, let me know tell them snap. Yeah, um, king kyle ricky, king, king kyle ricky on snapchat. Uh, spell it out for him, just so you can get a little bit more. Kyle Rickey, king Kyle Rickey on Snapchat.
REvernZeSpell it out for him, just so you can get a little bit more.
YayoFYBRight, get a little following and then when you start doing your content for like the spooky stuff Into the dumb shit I be doing.
REvernZeAll the nudes you be posting.
YayoFYBRight, how do I get to this? Yeah, king Kyle, rickey, just K-I-n-g, k-a-i-r-i-c-k-y. Um, yeah, but if y'all do follow me through that, specifically through the cosmic cove, let me know I'm gonna start doing like a shout out of the people that follow me on there and yeah, that's it.
REvernZeSo you just shout out to them, shout out to my brothers really um my family that's it's it All right? So y'all remember this is going to be like one-time month type of thing. So next episode y'all listen to we're going to be back on a regular schedule where we talk about cryptids or whatever it is that we talk about. But, yeah, much love to y'all. Thanks again for all the support and love that y'all give us.
YayoFYBWe'll catch.