Kosmic Cove

EP 53- Shots Fired: Truths Told and Bottles Emptied

Hosted by: Revernze and YayoFYB Episode 53

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Step into our most revealing episode yet as we ditch the paranormal for something equally terrifying—our personal lives! Armed with a bottle of Casamigos Mezcal and the "Truth or Drink" card game, we're faced with a simple choice: answer deeply personal questions or take a shot.

What begins as casual banter quickly evolves into a night of shocking confessions, inappropriate stories, and increasingly slurred speech. You'll hear about relationship red flags, embarrassing stories, and that time YayoFYB thought his "Guide" died during a shroom trip (she was just taking a phone call).

The psychology behind which questions we answer versus which ones warrant reaching for the bottle reveals more about us than perhaps we intended. Why is Yayo comfortable discussing intimate preferences but draws the line at certain family questions? Why does Reverence freely share dating disasters but clam up about other topics?

As the mezcal flows, our filters dissolve. We debate whether having opposite-sex friends in relationships is problematic, confess to stealing siblings' underwear in desperate times, and reveal the strangest places we've gotten pimples (hint: one answer is simply "in my ass").

This alcohol-fueled journey through our psyches offers a refreshing departure from our usual content, proving that sometimes the most fascinating mysteries aren't paranormal at all—they're the secrets we keep about ourselves. Listen as we navigate increasingly personal territory, creating a hilarious yet surprisingly insightful exploration of friendship, boundaries, and what happens when the truth comes with a chaser.

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Episode Introduction and Banter

YayoFYB

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I see death. Welcome Kazako family. It's your co-host Yaya, with my co-host Reverence.

REvernZe

That's right, it's your boy, reverante. Ah, ah, ah, ah. What it do, snowball, what it do, damn. This bitch is loud as hell, bro, is it?

YayoFYB

it's loud in your head. It's fine. It was fine for me.

REvernZe

Oh was it yeah, it was fine for me. I probably just have my headphones up too. Huh, all right, there we go. What it do, cosmic co, what everybody up to what?

YayoFYB

y'all doing what y'all been up to.

REvernZe

Who got that dick in the hand right now? Right now, raise your hand. Who got the cheese? Just one hand, because I your hand. Who got the cheese? Just one hand. Who got the cheese on their hand right now?

YayoFYB

Who dipping? Don't be dipping on the cheese.

REvernZe

All right. So today's going to be a bit of a different, different, different.

YayoFYB

Just a slight, just a slight.

REvernZe

Let them know what we doing today.

YayoFYB

Yo, today, we fucking, we fucking. We having Shicks we about to fuck up that bottle, really Right. That's really what we about to do.

REvernZe

We gonna fuck up this, this alcohol, it just alcohol.

YayoFYB

It just alcohol. It's just alcohol. You mean baby, it's just alcohol. So Go ahead, I'll go ahead.

REvernZe

I told you to tell it, okay, okay.

YayoFYB

So, so we gonna be playing A little card game. What is it called Truth or drink? I told you to tell them Okay, okay, so today we're going to be playing a little card game. What is it called? Truth or Drink, truth or Drink. Okay, go ahead, bro, I got you you good, right there.

REvernZe

Yeah.

YayoFYB

Okay, so we're playing Truth or Drink.

REvernZe

But we're not going to play it exactly how they have it made, because there's rules to it, right.

YayoFYB

Essentially, essentially correct me if I'm wrong essentially, about what are we doing? We're gonna pull the cards. Either we answer the question or we take a shot, right, yeah, okay, so that's what we're gonna be doing, um, so, to promote us answering the questions hold on. We're about to give them a shout out.

REvernZe

Okay, go ahead it's called truth or drink. We got the extra dirty edition. This is a a game by cut. Have you looked at the questions?

YayoFYB

no, no, okay, it's gonna be so good, it's gonna be two, two plus players.

REvernZe

It's 30 to 60 minutes of play, but we're just gonna play it like just just to drink and shoot um literally.

YayoFYB

It's just like.

REvernZe

Literally just an excuse to really it's really just an excuse to drink Really. They drink, matter of fact, they drinking at 12.

YayoFYB

Oh wait 11. Nah, it's not, but they think that Nine Fuck Eight.

REvernZe

Really, that's really just the time.

YayoFYB

That's really what it feel like.

REvernZe

That's really what it feel like, but this is how we're going to do it. We're going to each pull a card. I'm chilling too hard already, bro, right Hold on. I'm chilling too hard, snowball chilling harder.

YayoFYB

Snowball Shout out my little boy. He's not in the frame, is he? No, I don't think he's here.

REvernZe

Yayo got his dogs on screen. Well, no, he got his dogs on the couch right now. We're actually at Yayo's place right now recording. Oh yeah, yeah, studio. We just need something to dampen the the bounce, that's about it right?

Setting Up Truth or Drink Game

REvernZe

yeah for the audio, but it'll be all right, bro, I'll fix it in post. Well, I'm gonna get the editor fixing post editor fixing post better do a good job. But um, like I said, we're gonna just uh, pull a card and if we don't feel like answering it, then we'll just take a shot of Let them know we're drinking Right right, show them brother. Go ahead.

YayoFYB

Show them. Y'all see it. Y'all see it. Bitch-ass Jarrett, bitch-ass Jarrett Shout out. Jarrett Told me he don't, I ain't don't know about that. Jarrett said I ain't don't know about that. So look, jarrett, you don't don. So we're gonna be drinking Casamigos Mezcal, like I said, we got this. Well, I got this just cause, hopefully, so we answer more questions and not just and not just like whole episode y'all just seeing us or like hearing us just drink and and laugh. So hopefully we answer some questions, depending if it tastes good, though I'm telling you this right now no questions gonna be answered.

REvernZe

Two answers no. If it tastes good, though, I'm telling you this right now, no questions gonna be answered. Two answers no. Three drinks deep this might get a little crazy.

YayoFYB

I might be up in the air talking about something. Somebody, come get it. What you wearing? He hasn't even started drinking yet. What you?

REvernZe

doing. I'm always on that time. I'm like Unc on the honey pack. You just gotta look at me.

YayoFYB

Low key next episode we gonna lazec on the honey pack. You just got to look at me. Low key. Next episode we're going to laze the bottle with honey pack.

REvernZe

Bunch of dudes in the room.

YayoFYB

We're going to call that episode Hard Questions.

REvernZe

Bunch of dudes Shit going to be leaking. Y'all know what we should do. We should all just wrestle. We should just take our shirts off and start wrestling.

YayoFYB

We should wrestle like the Romans used to do In the mud Butt naked.

REvernZe

So, before we start the episode, how was your week? How you doing y'all, how?

YayoFYB

was my week. My week was pretty good, busy. I was really really busy, extremely busy. I had this one smart little incident I had where some dude about some dude about T-Bone me basically.

REvernZe

Damn for real Again, again in the Ville, bro. What the fuck going on in the Ville, bro, the Ville?

YayoFYB

safest place, bro, only person who used to get tickets in the Ville was my mom. Don't fucking just get it too crazy with it, right? Nah, bro, I had a green light. I was turning right Jeep coming in front of me and obviously, if I got a green, obviously he got a yellow and I've been in that light. He has a yellow arrow, or not a yellow arrow, but just a yellow light. So I have it right away. He going to try to come, y'all Baby.

YayoFYB

I don't give a fuck, I stopped that ass shit I got in front Looked at him. What's wrong with you, boy?

REvernZe

Kept going.

YayoFYB

And then this motherfucker Gonna start following me. I said, oh fuck, I know he ain't trying nothing and I pull up. I pull up at the family dollar. Right, he pull up in the family dollar. I said it's gonna get.

REvernZe

It's gonna get hectic huh.

YayoFYB

And then, bro I was getting, I didn't see him right, so I step out. He's like waiting right behind the car, like just waiting. I said, bro, you really, you really trying to do this, you, true, started acting crazy, started started hitting the floor started ripping my shirt off you really trying to do this. He's backed away. He was backing up into his, into his parking spot.

REvernZe

oh, for real. Nah, that was it, that was it, that was it, nah for a second.

YayoFYB

I was like nah, I just stepped out at the car and I was like I was like ain't no way he gonna follow me when you try to fucking. Uh, t-bone you.

REvernZe

Oh.

YayoFYB

T-bone like yeah ain't no way, but nah, he was. I was already getting crazy, bro, I was already hiring the crackhead across the street bro, already, bro, talking about pull up, get this man Bite him for me, get this man Bite him. But nah, nah, that was it. He just Damn. Just chilling reaction, Chilling reaction really Okay.

REvernZe

Who's about to bust out that motherfucking España?

YayoFYB

About Bro about to start going crazy. Yeah, that was, that was really about the craziest. I feel like something else.

REvernZe

Uh, um, yeah, that's about it. Everything was just. You're not gonna talk about the aliens that landed in your backyard oh yeah.

YayoFYB

So check this out, bro, some fucking Mexican stuff decided to do what they call a carny asada whatever that is, whatever witchcraft, that is.

REvernZe

No, we just joking um bruh. I forgot to tell you, so I went to the oh yeah, you won't tell me, that's right, I went to the freaking uh grocery store I went to go buy some milk. I was, I was tasked with them with the important task every man is every man. What?

YayoFYB

has, has gone that task right.

REvernZe

Every man has gotten this task one time in their life it's a decision. It's a big decision. I was told to go get the milk so I started laughing. I was like, oh no, my girlfriend sent me to go get the milk and I started thinking. I was like hmm, no, I'm just joking, I ain't thinking I was just messing.

YayoFYB

It just made me chuckle because I was like he said, I could continue the generation of trauma or I could go back home to my loving family you go home pick up, you know how close it was I was like some.

REvernZe

Some men never come back from this journey. Some men never find the milk and come back like my dad, go laughing too hard but um, yeah, and then when I went to go to pay, right, I got the milk. I managed to find the milk. Dad, if you're listening it wasn't that hard to find.

YayoFYB

It's like dad, if you listen, it's an aisle 5 aisle 5, right beside the yogurt.

REvernZe

It's like somewhere on that aisle right there by the cooler if you got to the ice cream, you went too far.

YayoFYB

If you're listening.

Personal Updates and Stories

REvernZe

please listen, I miss you. Just start crying.

YayoFYB

Hold on.

REvernZe

Nah, but so I went to go pay, right.

YayoFYB

That's what one does.

REvernZe

That's what one does, you know the lady's cleaning up a little track thing Throw the milk right there.

YayoFYB

She brings it up. You want milk in the bag? No, I'm good.

REvernZe

And then that's when you called me okay, oh, that's what you were doing okay, okay, and she was like she bring the like, rang it up or whatever, and she's like it was like three dollars and 30 cents or something for the gallon then, like for some reason I said 30 cents. 30 cents balance dude I was like wait a minute. I just like scanned my card and I was like wait a minute, 30 cents I was like because I scanned it and then it was like 30 cents, balance dude.

REvernZe

I was like 30 cents, balance dude. She was like yeah, you owe 30 cents.

YayoFYB

I'm like I just scanned my card.

REvernZe

What are you saying? I could have sworn. I had 50 cents in my account. How's my 50 cents that gonna come with the 30 cents? And uh, I was like bro, there's no way. I pulled out my phone, looked at my bank and that's like that, right. I got off the phone with you at that point and I looked at my bank account okay bro, it says 50 cents right here.

REvernZe

What are you saying? I can cover this 30 cents and um, I was like I won't run my card again and she ran through and it went through.

YayoFYB

I was like, bro, what the fuck was that? What the fuck yeah what the fuck?

REvernZe

I had 50 cents. What are you saying? Silly goose Right, silly goose Cause? She looked at me like Uh huh.

YayoFYB

I hate that, bro. You ain't got them 30 cents, do you, boy Right?

REvernZe

Alright, I lied I had 60 cents, but that's 10 cents I'm saving. Right, that's my savings account. I can't dip into my savings.

YayoFYB

Reasonable man. Reasonable man.

REvernZe

But that was pretty much it. Oh, that was it yeah that was it.

YayoFYB

But something like that happened to me once, bro, when I first had a credit card and this is like literally, literally my first time having a credit card. Supposedly I had thought I had activated it. As a good American, I was about to run that credit card all the way up First time using it. He just like me, max it out, max it out, max it out, never pay it off. Tell my mom Exactly, who knows.

YayoFYB

You were the people calling, so I supposedly you know, I went with my mom actually Cause I was like supposed to like Go and buy her shit and whatnot. So we went to Walmart. Everything was good, supposedly, you know, run. That shit Did not work, decline. I just got this. I just got this Right again Decline, decline. So there I am, bro Ears, getting red Face, getting hot, you know, sweating, sweating. It's cold outside, sweating, bro.

YayoFYB

And then I'm like I don't know what the fuck to do. So I'm like I'm gonna be back in a little bit. Keep all myself up, right, shit, ton of stuff bro damn and then I'm like what do I do?

YayoFYB

what do I do? And then I go to my mom's like I ain't about asking for money, bro, like I was supposed to be treating her out, type shit. And then she's like well, maybe you gotta call your car to act like your company to act on it. I was like, nah, I don't think so. And then I called them. That's all I had to do.

YayoFYB

They're like yeah yo, they're like yeah, we noticed you. You had to call him like get activated. That was a relief, though, like actually, going back able to and like I was like okay.

YayoFYB

So he's like yeah, now that you called, you can start using it now. Okay, use it, bro. But I swear I was sweating the whole through the whole time. But I was just armpits sweaty bro, back of my knees sweaty bro, asshole sweaty Asshole man. That's the first one to start sweating, bro, really. But oh, I hate that bro Paying with the card and then not I hate that, and especially if you know you have the money Right and then people looking at you oh I hate that.

REvernZe

I know, bro, I hate that.

YayoFYB

You get judged or something. Yeah, you get judged, even though you know you good, but like people just, start, but I swear I. I seen it. I seen it, he's not lying, he really being too modest. It was 75 cents. All right, all right, it was 80.

REvernZe

No, I'm just joking, but, bro, I hate that shit so much too. I've had that shit happen to me countless times For real, bro, yeah.

YayoFYB

I hate that, bro.

REvernZe

It happens to the best of us, bro, for real. Only to the best really whenever you think that direct deposit hit, so you go, you go you go eat breakfast or something. Then you go and pay. That bitch didn't go through. You're like hold on, wait a minute, wait five more minutes, wait five more minutes, wait five more minutes. It's still not time.

YayoFYB

The direct deposit hasn't hit, yet Nah for me what it was was when I deposited my checks, and so they had to hold them but it had a whole bitch. I'm dropping the same amount every week, but why you gotta hold it for and then. But that was the worst, bro, one time I forgot what I went to pay for, but I thought I had like the full amount. Nope, only had like 200 in that thing bro bro, that happened to me another time.

REvernZe

We were in the mountains. We went to like a walgreens or something to buy some medicine or buy something we needed at the cabin and it was just like 20, 30 bucks and it went through. I mean, it didn't go through and I said wait a minute, what? And uh, I looked I was like bro, I know I had like money pending right right, well I thought the money was already on my account but it, since it was the weekend, it had to pend over onto monday or t Tuesday or some shit like that.

REvernZe

So I'm like bruh, I don't remember what I did. I think my girlfriend ended up paying, or some shit like that.

YayoFYB

It was just 30 bucks, though, but I hate that feeling too.

REvernZe

I had some money but I didn't have nothing. I was broke at the time, bro Done paying for the trip. Done spent like three grand but then you can't afford them 30 that's when you, that's when you're like I paid for the trip.

REvernZe

That's like come on time for you to pay big bro, 50, 50, 50 bro, big bro, big bro but because at that time, like I was saving coins like every, every check I had, I'd always take it like 40, 60, 80 dollars and then I like convert it into quarters. That way I wouldn't spend every check I had.

YayoFYB

I'd always take it like 40, 60, 80 dollars and then I like converted into quarters, that way I wouldn't spend it, and I had like a big coca-cola boat. I remember that. I remember that. Yeah, I remember that. That up it was like legendary coca-cola bottle, yeah it like held like two grand or something.

REvernZe

Oh for real oh, after I cashed that out, I went straight to tennessee that's it.

YayoFYB

That's really what you gotta do. That really what I. That's really what you gotta do.

REvernZe

That's really what I had to do, really what you gotta do, damn.

YayoFYB

But that's pretty cool, though you pay with that Coke bottle Right. That's pretty cool.

REvernZe

That shit was too heavy. If y'all end up filling up a freaking two foot container Coke cola bottle, you have around two thousand.

YayoFYB

Good luck picking it up that bitch gonna be heavy as fuck, I didn't think about it I left that Right cause it is Damn, it was heavy for real, it was heavy, yeah, for you to say it's heavy, yeah, it's heavy.

REvernZe

Well, I mean Just because it was awkward too, because you know, it was like a big skin bottle.

YayoFYB

Yeah, yeah, the bottle. It was like tall. Yeah, yeah, so then you had to.

REvernZe

Tilt it over.

YayoFYB

Oh, when you started, oh, okay, okay, okay, damn, how would I have done it? Yeah, that's the only way.

REvernZe

Hug and throw it over your shoulder. Yeah, that's pretty much it, bro. You ready to get into the?

YayoFYB

episode. I'm ready, bro, I'm ready.

REvernZe

Y'all ready to see us answer some questions? Get nasty, for every time I don't answer, I'm taking a piece of clothes off and I'm only wearing pants, no boxer.

YayoFYB

You want to see? He only got it. He only put it with the shirt on, no socks. He was missing one sock.

REvernZe

I got a head start. I'm going to head take my boots off. All right, let me get the cards real quick. All right, go ahead, man, I'll just hand the cards out.

YayoFYB

All right Bet.

REvernZe

So we're playing truth or drink everybody for all the people that skipped ahead, all right, who going first? All right, all right. Rock Paper Scissors.

YayoFYB

Rock Paper Scissors. All right, Rock Paper Scissors Shoot.

REvernZe

Damn. All right, I'll let you go first, All right man.

YayoFYB

All right For the listeners. We did.

REvernZe

No, I lost, For the listenerso picked rock. I already knew that that's what that's like. What was it? 33% of players would choose rock what was it?

YayoFYB

what were they going breaking down like the anime's? What was it? 33?

REvernZe

33, 33 and then 1%.

YayoFYB

Does some goofy ass, it's a gun.

REvernZe

That 1% is a gun alright, I'm going to shuffle one more time alright.

YayoFYB

oh yeah, I got all the answers. All right, here you go.

Game Rules and Beginning Truth or Drink

REvernZe

All right bro, Let the people know what your card says. Yayo.

YayoFYB

All right.

REvernZe

All right, here we go Straight up. If Yayo doesn't want to answer, he's going to have to take a drink Real shit.

YayoFYB

Straight up. What's a sexual act? You think your grandparents?

REvernZe

never engaged in Yo okay, what your grandma, grandpa not doing?

YayoFYB

Focus, bro Focus.

REvernZe

You gotta imagine, bro, what your grandma, grandpa not doing.

YayoFYB

What have I done that? I think that, look, look.

REvernZe

Uh huh.

YayoFYB

I feel like, I feel like.

REvernZe

I feel like them Escalers Calling your name. Nah, I'm gonna answer.

YayoFYB

I just don't know what the answer is. You gotta think. But imagine I feel like them and Scott is calling your name. Nah, I'm going to answer. I just don't know what the answer is.

REvernZe

You just got to think, but imagine.

YayoFYB

I feel like they ain't sucking no toes, really. That's what I think. That's what I think.

REvernZe

Where's the? You said what, bro? I feel like they ain't sucking no toes you said they ain't what I feel like.

YayoFYB

They ain't sucking no toes. They ain't feeling no toes. I ain't eating no ass. Real shit Suck toes Eat ass, real shit. Look, I'm going to be honest. I just feel like they haven't done that. It was hot over there. I don't think they had an AC.

REvernZe

The real question is that ain't the question? That ain't the question. But the people want to know.

YayoFYB

I do, I don't give a fuck, but the people want to know I do.

REvernZe

I do Hold on y'all, Let the people know.

YayoFYB

I suck your toes, freaky ass.

REvernZe

It's all Saudi over here. Hold on. What was the answer? Hold?

YayoFYB

on. It had a.

REvernZe

After they answer are you picturing them doing it now?

YayoFYB

Oh man, nah, because they can't. I ain't picturing that, I ain't trying to.

REvernZe

Grandpa why you got your grandma's toesy over.

YayoFYB

My grandpa was bald, but I already know that head.

REvernZe

Alright, alright, skip the person reading this card. Dang, that's crazy, oh, that's crazy All right, he thought it was Zuno. What's something you use to consider a relationship? Red flag, but don't anymore. What changed your mind?

YayoFYB

Okay, that's a good question. It's all right.

REvernZe

It's all right, it's a basic one. I like to keep it safe, though. What's a red flag?

YayoFYB

that I used to like. I mean have but didn't. No, what was something you could say to a red flag and then don't anymore?

REvernZe

Give me a scorpion. No, I'm just joking. No, I just take it, bro, like a real motherfucker. No, I'm just joking. No, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. Um, what is the red flag, bro? I really don't got. I mean, no, I take that back. My red flag, not my red flag, but a red flag that I don't like is when they talk back.

YayoFYB

No, I'm just joking. When they raise their, when they talk back, that's what.

REvernZe

I said no, I'm just joking, because I, when they raise their, when they know not to raise their voice to daddy. No, I'm just joking, my man.

YayoFYB

I'm speaking in the room.

REvernZe

It's just jokes. Y'all it's just jokes, but I don't know, bro, like a red flag, I might just have to take a drink on this one because I ain't got an answer. What's something I used to consider a relationship red flag, I guess. I guess like me and my younger teenagers, because I've been with my girlfriend for like 10, 11 years. That's what I was going to say, but it's because y'all had a good yeah. Well, it was times, bro. I know it was times, but like y'all gone through that, through that.

REvernZe

So I feel like it's different than yeah, but I feel like in my younger years, having guy friends, that's still red flag. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck, no, no, okay. But look, I mean in a sense because you know she has friends that are guys, but like in the sense of co-workers, and type shit, yeah, or? Like the. How would you say people that she knows around? Yeah, yeah, yeah like the city because because that's her job.

YayoFYB

Yeah, that's her job. I'm not saying what her job is, but she has to deal with public people.

REvernZe

Yeah, yeah and like you know the dudes, they're not her friends, but you know they still come talk to her and everything but when I was younger, acquaintances it was just like I didn't want her talking to dudes, not like keeping her away or anything, but just having guy friends in general, because you know.

YayoFYB

We all know. We all know.

REvernZe

Don't play stupid. Y'all know what we talking about.

YayoFYB

Nah, that's a red flag for me. Still to this day. I don't know. Bitch, give me a phone, unlock that shit right now. Give me that. Let me see that. I'm about to send him a picture of me beating that shit from the back. Who is this this? You Fuck it.

REvernZe

Block it Block. It Block his number.

YayoFYB

Call him right now your phone rings.

REvernZe

Hello, you just hear Erko, hello, hello, hello, this motherfucker trying to play with me. Oh, you think you funny. You think you funny? No, but that's probably it, bro.

YayoFYB

But like I said, that was my younger flag. Yeah, that's a valid red flag though.

REvernZe

I mean, I feel like you could tell just by the like the people you know. I was gonna say yeah, cause like you know, her like you know like, I feel like the people she equates like her.

YayoFYB

Yeah, yeah, keeps around her, whatever when you talking like to different girls and stuff like that, I feel like that's why it's for me that's, that's a red flag, because I really don't know their motives or like how they are fully so for me, I still like oh, you got a guy friend. When they tell me like I'm gonna go chill with my friend blocked, good luck coming back, don't come home.

REvernZe

Don't come home your stuff's outside, cut up in there. No, no, I get that, though, because motherfuckers is always going to be down Not down bad, but they're always going to be trying to do some crazy shit.

YayoFYB

I know how I am.

REvernZe

They just like me, I'm shooting, my shot. What you mean. You're alone, shadi, who be sending that text message. You going to take a shower without me, nah man, I ain't going to lie.

YayoFYB

I ain't going to lie when I was younger, when I was younger, once or twice, hold on. Once or twice, hold on.

REvernZe

I'm gonna go take a shower real quick. Without me, I ain't gonna lie Head ass Without me, baby girl.

YayoFYB

Hey, I'll be saying some dumb shit.

REvernZe

I'll be talking about that. You gonna take a shower without me.

YayoFYB

You not gonna take me in there with you.

REvernZe

You really gonna wash them toes?

YayoFYB

I was about to say. I was about to say.

REvernZe

Oh, I'm gonna do some shit my grandpa won't do. Yeah, my grandparents don't know about this. I'm gonna show you something different, baby girl. I'm gonna show you what your grandparents and my grandparents Don't know about this. I'm gonna show you Something different baby girl.

YayoFYB

I'm gonna show you what your grandparents and my grandparents Never did. My fault, y'all we hit. Aye bro, don't get too crazy over here we hit the fan.

REvernZe

My fault y'all.

YayoFYB

I forgot to grab the drink. The fancy car, what you want, man? I was gonna grab a drink, the Fenty card.

REvernZe

What you want. I was going to grab a twist, but it's all good. Here goes your card All right.

YayoFYB

What are your preferred terms for penis and vagina?

REvernZe

Damn, that's actually a good question, because most people like to use different names for it. I have a different name for it the panini and the vajiji.

YayoFYB

No, I have a different name for it the panini and the vajiji. No, I was playing. Those are the same ones I use. Nah, to be real. To be real, it's just be like. Alright, you texting the huss Cause you don't just straight, straight see, like say Well, okay, when I just be saying Show me the vagina, aye, send me your vagina right now.

REvernZe

Send me your vagina. That shit been my shit, y'all nah like there's a whole sound in it right there.

YayoFYB

I never thought about this, but like, realistically, because, yeah, I used to be like, like I used to be hinting at it, but I really don't be using it.

REvernZe

So you just gonna keep exposing yourself. You not gonna take no Visconti.

YayoFYB

I keep talking. I ain't trying to drink that, not yet, not yet, not yet, not till my shirt is off. But nah, really, it's just like you going to send that to what Like type shit. Just like that. Just like that, damn that like you don't say that but really I like I really don't got like it, just it just comes. I really don't gotta like be like you don't send me a picture, like nothing, like that, so that I really never thought about it, like I really never well, how would you say like I guess it's like you don't, because bro say send me a picture of your pussy.

REvernZe

Sound so a little creepy. A little creepy, bro, send me a picture Of that vagina.

YayoFYB

Send me that dick pic. That's how them girls be, bro. That's how they be. Nah, they used to be. Hear that emoji. They just hear that emoji now.

REvernZe

Oh, for real. They say you gonna send that video. What you mean?

YayoFYB

It be like A plant and then like A little camera and then like Question mark Type shit. So and then I look one up online. There's like a really big one it's me.

REvernZe

That's me right there, disappointed on the first date get prepared for the rest of your life being disappointed. Y'all just gotta secure the bag. Y'all not focused on getting the bag, and by the bag I mean that all right, straight up. Have you ever stolen someone's underwear? What did you do with them? Did the rightful owner ever find out?

YayoFYB

Man that's an easy one.

REvernZe

If my brothers are listening, I stole y'all drawers about one or two times. That's an easy one. I stole them drawers. Most definitely All my drawers was dirty. It was probably one of my cousins. My fault, y'all. You got to do what you you gotta do. Really, I need some draws.

YayoFYB

You can't be out here, drawless.

REvernZe

And, bro, I probably ripped ass in your draws too, on real shit my fault, Whoever's draws it was.

YayoFYB

Yo.

REvernZe

I left a big mark too, bro. Big ass burnout. Who said they left racing marks on that?

YayoFYB

thing no.

REvernZe

I'm just joking. Probably, probably.

YayoFYB

Back in the day, type shit.

REvernZe

Back in the day, not even back then, it was probably like last week.

YayoFYB

Who said last week?

REvernZe

No, no, I'm just joking.

YayoFYB

But yeah, that one's not that crazy.

REvernZe

Yeah, I've used siblings underwear before.

YayoFYB

I understand, though, sexual, but I mean not everything. Has to be everything really realistically, unless y'all want it, y'all want it to.

REvernZe

We can be. We're gonna be nice thing and sexual who's leak celebrity news?

YayoFYB

have you looked at all of them? All of them didn't even finish reading. Where were you just look at? Or you dick in here, dick in here who look at those dudes just for fun, recreationally, look who's though. Who Celebrity though? Now that I think about it, hold on, let me think about it. Let me think about it.

REvernZe

Who's that doja cat?

YayoFYB

Let me does. She got nudes though.

REvernZe

I'm pretty sure she does.

YayoFYB

Nah, I'm gonna be honest If I have. I I'm not trying to burn any bridges, so in the future If I meet him, I'm not a weirdo, you feel me?

REvernZe

Talking about. I already know what I look like I already know what that.

First Revealing Questions and Answers

YayoFYB

Vagina, look like I know the curse of the left, don't worry. To be honest, I mean I really don't know. It was just. It was a time in Twitter when they were just releasing news, but I feel like it was uh, deep fakes?

REvernZe

yeah, I don't think like it was there.

YayoFYB

Uh, and yeah, I was just, I was just looking just just to see, really because so that that wasn't kevin hearts.

REvernZe

Then it wasn't kevin hearts, I thought disappointment. I thought all right, let me see what I got. How many times have you gotten a medical test just to see if you're clear to hook up what the say? Look this don't work on him see, I've been pretty sheltered my whole life so I really never got the chance to go all around or or, uh, be a man whore, if you will if you will.

REvernZe

I've always been like told like can't go out, you can't go do this, you can't go do this, you can't go do that, you got to be home at this time. I really don't have that much of a crazy life in that aspect, but in terms of crazy stories with siblings and everything that's about it, I've never went to go get a medical test done Valid.

YayoFYB

No, I'm just joking, I got it all.

REvernZe

No, I'm just joking. I should have just took a shot, just to make people wonder.

YayoFYB

Right, if one of your sex organs how many do I have? Were to fall off, which other body parts would pick up the slack?

REvernZe

What.

YayoFYB

If one of your sex organs were to fall off, which other body parts would pick up the slack? I mean, I guess, if my dick falls off, my fingers can Fingers I use?

REvernZe

my foot, foot, foot. So, man, you like that you like that.

YayoFYB

I'm almost done. I guess I get hair so like Dudes, Ain't no dudes, I really I make eye, I really I make eye contact, I make eye contacts. Uh, I don't know. You tell me, I use my whole body.

REvernZe

Really, if I could who said like a cave diver, I'm like a whole cave diver when I get it all right. Have you ever felt that a relationship I was in was inappropriate? Have you ever felt that a relationship you were in was inappropriate again? Have you ever felt that a relationship you were in was inappropriate?

YayoFYB

Again, these are not words. All right, I'm going to expose myself on this.

REvernZe

This was a relationship I probably had no business being in.

YayoFYB

All right, I'm going to expose myself. Oh God, I feel like I know what you're talking about.

REvernZe

All right, this is me in high school. This is before my current girlfriend. I was juggling two at one time In a sense. In a sense, I know I said I was sheltered and everything, but at this time, it was just me.

YayoFYB

No, no, no.

REvernZe

Bro, it's because you got one in one county. You got this one in this county, bro. Y'all know what I'm talking about.

YayoFYB

At True Mexican, at True Mexican, juggling two at one time.

REvernZe

All right, Peep this. So the one in a different school was single right, that's it. But the one that I was talking to at my current school had a man's already Whole grown ass man Grown ass man.

REvernZe

Not no high school person I'm talking about. This girl was talking to a whole grown ass man and bruh. I had no business talking to her, but one thing led to another, you know. So I ain't gonna tell you all the details about what happened, but just know, I knew I wasn't supposed to be in that kind of relationship, but it's amor prohibido, bruh.

YayoFYB

That should be sparking a flame. Those are the beds right there.

REvernZe

That prohibited love.

YayoFYB

That you tell me no, it's a yes for me. Not like that, though.

REvernZe

That she push you on the lockers and be like I wish he was you Chill baby girl, chill, chill baby girl.

YayoFYB

Alright, but that's besides the point, my girlfriend gonna get mad as hell if she listen to this episode. I love you Sting?

REvernZe

Don't listen to this, skip this. This is just AI. This is all AI. This is a deep fake video.

YayoFYB

This is AI. That was y'all talking at me. Yeah, they with me.

REvernZe

But alright, we're not going to get too deep into that. I got plenty of details on that. Unless y'all playing 1499, then we can talk all about it that unless y'all playing 1499, then we can talk.

YayoFYB

All right, name a location. Name a location you fooled around in. That will make someone very mad if they fuck. No, I'm not answering that hold on?

REvernZe

what was it name? A location you fooled around in that would make someone I knew my room was dirty. I ain't leave my bed like this.

YayoFYB

I fucked in plenty of places, but if I'm being true to the game, why ain't you denying it?

REvernZe

Boy, your room Now you been, though.

YayoFYB

I just playing, I just playing.

REvernZe

Wait a minute, all.

YayoFYB

I'm going to say all I'm going to say all I'm going to say it was in the vehicle.

REvernZe

Yeah, Chad, he done lost it. This is why you can't let your friends borrow your vehicles.

YayoFYB

It was a big vehicle.

REvernZe

It was a? What Big vehicle? Oh, was it. Go ahead and take that shot, bro. Go ahead and take that shot, for Go ahead, take that shot For all the listeners. Yaya's grabbing the bottle of Mascotta right now and he's opening it. I'm up While seductively pouring it and making eye contact with me. I'm all for it. No, you do However much you want. It's up to you. That's my sky. I'm just gonna make it like Can I answer? Huh, can I answer? That's up to you. Nah, I'm not answering. Yeah, he done fucked up. He's sniffing it In front of the camera, but in front of the camera For all the For all the listeners. He's chasing it With some Canada Dry, canada Dry.

YayoFYB

I had to put my boy Reverence on it. Oh Lord.

REvernZe

For all the listeners. He's taking a sip. Right now he's twisting his nipples.

YayoFYB

Yeah, yeah, he's going to do what I intended it to do.

REvernZe

He's going to let all the truth out.

YayoFYB

He's going to let all the truth out.

REvernZe

It's going to let all the truth out, all right. What's something you've ingested that you pretended to enjoy just to impress someone?

YayoFYB

Damn, that's a good question. That's a good question.

REvernZe

What's something I ingested to pretend to enjoy, I don't know, just to impress someone, because this ain't even going even have to be my girlfriend. It's just like people, I know, I guess, like whenever somebody. But it's no fun if I answer all of them.

YayoFYB

Don't try to get led to.

REvernZe

It's no fun. I guess I'm gonna answer. I guess, like, maybe, like I don't remember who exactly it was, but like, say they're like try this dish or try this food that I made. It's my first time making it, you know you, you eat it and you're like this shit ass. This shit is so ass right now.

YayoFYB

But you just look at them. You just trying to be polite, this is fire you should you should make this more often. You should sell.

REvernZe

Y'all just sell this on every Friday, Nah nah, nah, nah, nah.

YayoFYB

Who trying, who trying?

REvernZe

That is actually good food, homemade good food. I was trying to rage bait, but nah, I think that's about the only time really, because I don't know. I really don't try to impress nobody, I just try to keep it real.

YayoFYB

If I don't like it, I don't like, don't like. Yeah, I figured. Yeah, I can see that from you. Well, I'll try it one time and be like yeah, but I'll see you like telling them like let me get more, like going back for seconds, like I just feel like, yeah, it's okay look, I'm not saying I'm a perfect dude or anything by any means.

REvernZe

I'm just saying like how I would honestly feel like I would react Touch it.

YayoFYB

Yeah, I had to skip on that one.

REvernZe

Go ahead, Skip on this one too.

YayoFYB

I already read it Okay, this is easy.

REvernZe

How many sex toys have you owned in your life? Oh, my goodness.

YayoFYB

Go ahead. I think two, two, but it really wasn't like for me.

REvernZe

It was like for the Wait. Are you okay with asking? Yeah, I'm okay with that.

YayoFYB

Yeah, I'm okay, we grow, we all grow.

REvernZe

Not me, you say penis around me. I start laughing, I start giggling.

YayoFYB

Yeah, the what was like this thing you put. I ain't trying to be too descriptive with it.

REvernZe

Was it like the rabbit thing? It's like the whole, I guess, like the phallic shape of it, and then it has like the two little things.

YayoFYB

No, that's when you put it on it, Fuck it. You put it on your dick like around it.

REvernZe

Oh, like a cock ring. My fault y'all. We're going to be a little. Yeah, we're going to be a little.

YayoFYB

Yeah, we can't get around, yeah, so you put it okay so when you you know when you're fucking it like it stimulates her type holy, does it work it was okay try it on me oh one more shot I might get it. I might get the next one 14.99.

YayoFYB

Y'all see behind the scene footage um, nah, she said it was like it was like all right, like, just just without it would have been better, honestly. And then the other woman just uh, I bought, like I owned it, but it was like all right, like, just just without it would have been better honestly. And then the other woman just, uh, I bought like I owned it, but it was like, for her it was just like a robert type shit oh okay, just casual.

REvernZe

Yes, casual stuff. Okay, that wasn't too bad. Yeah, I'm lucky I didn't get that question. All right, if you're, what the fuck? Is this if your genitals were a muppet, which muppet would they be? What the fuck, kermit? Kermit the frog.

YayoFYB

The bopster.

REvernZe

I don't even know how Kermit sounds.

YayoFYB

I could do it, but not right now.

REvernZe

I can't really mimic him. I can't. Doit sounds. I could do it, but not right now. Hi, I can't really mimic him all right guys.

YayoFYB

No, I can't do it. I can't do it.

REvernZe

I sound like a retarded all right, that wasn't really all that good right, that was, that was all right. Yeah, I read these two already, that mean two all right here, right here you go All right, all right.

YayoFYB

Let's see, you're in the public restroom stall. You go number two, you keep wiping, but there's still poop. Toilet paper is futile. Hey yo, what do you do? Hey yo, what you mean? Toilet paper is futile. What that mean? It means there's nothing. There's nothing left no toilet paper.

REvernZe

What you doing. Yaya, You're in the middle of Walmart Well, not in the middle, but you're in the bathroom at Walmart.

YayoFYB

That's tough. That's tough. That's a tough question. What do I do? Look to be real.

REvernZe

I'm going to take a shot at Mascotta.

YayoFYB

To be real. Nah, I'm going to answer. Be real, I'll probably just wait Till somebody walks in. Hey, hey.

REvernZe

As soon as you hear somebody, some shoes go hey.

YayoFYB

Hey, there's some toilet paper Out there, man, I don't got shit out here. I need some, please. And that's really. That's really what I would do, honestly, like, if I was. If I was in that situation. That's something I would like. I mean, I'm not going to stand out. I'm not standing up if my ass is still dirty. I'm not. We talked about this before.

REvernZe

All right, hold on.

YayoFYB

Hold on If you're like, say it's a solid one, not no Taco Bell aftermath, Okay okay, that's different, though that is different, but me personally, I can't Like no one is not clean. Like no one is not clean, I can't say no and put your boxes back on that is dirty. I guess I'm a little dirty, I was going to say that.

REvernZe

No, I'm just joking. No me Like. Go ahead, bro. I'm not going to take your question away from you. I can turn this into a crazy thing.

YayoFYB

Yeah, that's really what I would do.

REvernZe

But I would just wait for somebody.

YayoFYB

If I was in Walmart with somebody, I would text whoever you were with. I would text somebody, whoever with.

REvernZe

That's actually a valid.

YayoFYB

That's what I would do, but if I'm by myself, I just wait until somebody pulls up. When nobody comes in, I start screaming I don't give a fuck at that point. I'm not standing up with a dirty asshole walking through the store, I'm not doing it. And then sitting back down dirty asshole walking through the store, I'm not doing it. And then sending back down again to get in the car. I'm not bro, I'm not Ash. Heeks have been pressed together and they're going to spread apart.

REvernZe

No, that little mud butt. No, that little mud butt.

YayoFYB

That's how some of y'all bitches be walking around the store. I see, I smell it, I smell it.

REvernZe

Some of that scent scent. What is it when they walk by and have their scent smell like straight ass?

YayoFYB

my hormones?

REvernZe

yeah, they are. Oh, my goodness, I wish you had this one tell us about your greatest drug inspired adventure.

YayoFYB

How about this? If I take a shot, would you answer this? Okay, I'll answer it. Okay, you can get it.

REvernZe

Yeah, okay, so hold on wait, let me take the shot first you want to take a shot?

YayoFYB

yeah, you want to take it. You want to take a shot.

REvernZe

Yeah, because that way I'm not skipping it okay because mine weren't that crazy.

YayoFYB

I had some funny ones, but enough, yeah, what was it again?

REvernZe

what tell us your greatest drug inspired? Adventure?

YayoFYB

okay, all right, but you got it what should I tell them?

REvernZe

what I really mine? Weren't that crazy. If you want, you can tell them.

YayoFYB

No, no, no, because I really don't have a crazy one so. So I just have a crazy story of one.

REvernZe

All right, we'll just do yours. Okay, All right bro, I'm going to put the bottle over here, bro, so I ain't got to reach it.

YayoFYB

That's fine.

REvernZe

Yeah, that's fine, take a shot of mezcal For all my future employers, if my boss gets rid of me.

YayoFYB

I do not do drugs. My company already knows I do drugs. Who took it for Austin? I got to start taking fools in Now. I got Low-key kind of good, though.

REvernZe

No, it's good, I just hate tequila.

YayoFYB

That shit put hair in your chest.

REvernZe

I hate this shit with the passion.

YayoFYB

Alright, alright, so, okay, so okay. So this time I was taking shrooms. This is maybe my. Yeah, this is my first time Allegedly. Allegedly, allegedly, first time taking shrooms, and so the person that was supposed to be my guide in the sense ain't do their fucking job, so fuck it. This is already an episode already, so Hold on my fault.

REvernZe

I don't mean to cut you off. Go ahead, man episode already. Hold on my fault. I don't mean to cut you off.

YayoFYB

They were supposed to watch over you. Yeah, in a sense yeah, Since it was my first time and they had done it already. You take?

REvernZe

a spoonful. You turn around, look at them.

YayoFYB

They already have a whole gerbil. Have their two foolish rooms.

REvernZe

We're going in.

YayoFYB

They start laughing Nah, it's a take this out, but worse. But okay. So plans was to take shrooms. We're going to fuck on shrooms. Come and find out they're not standing up on shrooms. So news to me nobody tell me this. So you know. You know it was going good, she was going through it. She was talking. You was going good, she was going through it. She was talking. You know she's like it can happen to guys. You know like okay.

YayoFYB

So I was starting feeling good, we were just there, butt-ass naked, you know tight shit. And then so I'm vulnerable, but naked, you know, as one is. And um, she decides she's like, basically she gotta make. She has I'm gonna get into these ones her personal shit, but basically she had to make a phone call. She didn didn't have to, but in her mind at the time, take your shrooms. I guess the shrooms got better of her. She's like I have to take this, I have to make that phone call right now. Steps out the room. She steps out the room. I'm tripping, mind you, I'm tripping. Any of y'all know what it is. Anybody that doesn't. Reality is warped. Whatever you think is reality, that's your reality, oh shit.

YayoFYB

So in my mind she left For me.

YayoFYB

It was hours. She was gone for hours. Reality, it was probably like 10 minutes. I hear sirens. As I hear the sirens in my mind. This bitch died, she died, she drove, bitch died, she died. She drove off somewhere, she died. Ambulances are coming to get her. And this is all playing in my mind Ambulances are coming to get her. They found out she done troops with me and now they're coming for me. That's my reality.

Relationship Questions and Awkward Confessions

YayoFYB

So now I'm butt naked in the corner, just walking back and forth, walking back and forth, walking back and forth, telling myself, motherfucker, you should have done this. And so this is getting. I'm going to call my mama, almost bro, like I'm going to call you. I ain't going to lie bro. I'm about like send help, Send help. They're coming to get me. They're coming to get me. They're going to find the body. She's already dead. She went in a car crash, she died and everything like that. Right, that's my reality. I'm freaking the fuck out. After, maybe, for what it felt like to me, like after like hours, it was probably honestly like maybe five minutes, she walks back in. Oh, I thought you were going to follow me. You should have been outside with me. It looks so nice outside.

REvernZe

Damn.

YayoFYB

Bitch, bitch, you died.

REvernZe

You died what are you talking about?

YayoFYB

Bro, I started freaking out.

REvernZe

You started crawling towards the door.

YayoFYB

Yeah, and then she's like oh, I forgot, this is your first time. Oh, oh, bro, in my mind, bro, my mind exploded, bro, bro, it was like the worst. That's it Like by far top top. That was like my worst trip. After that trip I learned to control and everything.

REvernZe

So now I'm good.

YayoFYB

But at the moment I was like so mad I had that experience Because literally like my trip just got cut short. It was like the worst experience. But after that like I could take him, like I'm okay. Like yeah, I'm okay. After that, what's your other words? You really can't. It don't get worse than that.

REvernZe

Honestly, whole reality depending on what you take. Sometimes you're not supposed to mix with like other drugs or like oh, no, yeah, uh, like drink alcohol and stuff like that yeah, if I ever do acid or shrooms, especially acid don't drink.

YayoFYB

If anything, just smoke. Make sure you smoke like natural stuff. Don't be smoking like cards or anything like that. Smoke, uh, just straight butter, whatever. It'll help. It help the process allegedly, allegedly speed up. But, um, yeah, don't be drinking, don't be taking pills, don't be doing whatever else. Y'all you know, just if y'all taking shrooms and that's it. That's like in my mind. It's like one of some purest things that you can like get to know yourself when I to know someone else. So just go with that. You don't need to be cross-fitted, you don't need to be mixing all these stuff. A little PSA for the people that haven't done that or are thinking of doing that?

YayoFYB

Yeah, allegedly Don't be doing that.

REvernZe

Here you go bro, little tips, little tips.

YayoFYB

Little tips, tips and tricks, recount to us the best possible Recount to us the best porn plot line you can remember.

REvernZe

Nah, that's a good one, that's a good one. All right, let me think, let me think All right, you got to think from your childhood to now, bro, or better yet, give us your best plot point from your childhood and the best plot from like last week or something.

YayoFYB

When I was a kid I found this video. Never found it again. Never found it again. So, actress, if you're watching this, If you're watching this, I don't even know who it is, but it was the best. It was basically. Who said? Videos caseros? Pornhub, Mex. Videos caseros.

REvernZe

For all the people that are English like homemade videos pretty much, yeah, yeah.

YayoFYB

So now that plot that it was just crazy because it was like shawty taking uh, she's sunbathing, whatnot, and then I'll read another video it was owned by you and me and basically the pool boy pulls up, and you know you know they do their thing. But like the performance, the act, the acting was top top notch, bro.

REvernZe

So are you all about plot, then, or are you just about the action?

YayoFYB

uh, it honestly depends.

REvernZe

It depends on feeling that they like like sometimes you're in for a quick one, just like, yeah, like like honestly like, yeah, honestly like it depends what all I gotta do.

YayoFYB

Like back then when I was a little gooner, like when I was goon maxing when I was goon maxing like, hey bro, one to three hour video, I want to know the plot.

REvernZe

I want to know the plot.

YayoFYB

What happened? Who was on them? Asian videos. The Japanese videos. The Japanese four hour ones Nah but like back then they used to have okay plots. You know you find every random one every once in a while, but uh, I honestly got like now I haven't really seen much of like what you call uh, like browsers or anything like that. Like I really don't high production.

REvernZe

All right, and we're back. My fault y'all, we had to take a quick intermission break, but we're back now. Now we're, we're ready to tell y'all some more nasty dirty secrets about each other and by we I mean yeah, well, I think I was done with that one, bro.

YayoFYB

I just said, basically that's right, the plot for the best each other, and by we I mean y'all.

REvernZe

Well, I think I was done with that one, bro. I just said basically, it was just oh, that's right. The plot for the Best Poets is when.

YayoFYB

I found him when I was a kid. Yeah, now, nowadays, I don't hit the same, no more.

REvernZe

Who became desensitized.

YayoFYB

The acting, bro, that acting is about to be like that dude from when we reviewed the movies Too predictable. What you got, bro, what you got.

REvernZe

Which sexual act or position bores you the most. Y'all don't know me, bro. Yeah, I get that one, I'm airing everything out which sexual act or position bores you the most.

YayoFYB

Oh yeah, yeah, let's. Here it is. I don't have one bro Go ahead, take a shot.

REvernZe

I'm gonna take a shot, but no just playing.

YayoFYB

No, no, no.

REvernZe

No, because it's only Because I don't. There's no, there's none that bore me.

YayoFYB

I mean that's, but that's your answer though. That's normal, though. Yeah, yeah, you don't got to take a shot for that. Everything's good, everything's good.

REvernZe

But it's not as fun.

YayoFYB

Who's?

REvernZe

talking, but I'm trying to get loose, bro, I'm going to take a shot. Y'all All right. All right, but my girlfriend, if you're listening to this For the record, yeah, for the record, there is no born apart dude, tight, shit, tight shit, give me the best 15 seconds of we spend more time.

YayoFYB

Let me stop, because I don't want her brothers to listen to this episode, ricotones over there. What do you think of the bottle, by the way?

REvernZe

Bro, this is good the bottle is really nice. The tequila tastes smooth, but I hate tequila with the passion.

YayoFYB

Is that mascara bro? Is that mascara bro? Chase it with the twist and we got twists just to follow through. Real shit, all right my fault bro no, you're good, you're good all right, let me see long-ass question two your celeb, your celeb crush, wants to fuck. Yes, this would be your only chance. Yes, you don't have any lube, but you don't. But you do have some Chapstick.

REvernZe

Oh yeah, you must not know about the method. Huh Chapstick. Oh yeah, he don't know about the method. Chap.

YayoFYB

Ice.

REvernZe

He still wet behind the ears, chap.

YayoFYB

Chap. What is that, bro? Put me on, but what?

REvernZe

is this chapstick? Oh, you don't know what it is, I was just messing. First of all?

YayoFYB

first of all. First of all, why a chapstick Like how cool is that you feel?

REvernZe

me Sometimes you just got on the ridges and everything. No.

YayoFYB

So how do I answer this? Were you employed? No, I wouldn't use a chapstick.

REvernZe

That's kind of but it's your only chance to smash, so I have, but it's not about so.

YayoFYB

Instead of a lube you need, let me tell you something I ain't never need no lube. Tell you that right now. I ain't never need that thing. I spent on it before I even come close, but you came in this scenario so I have to use the chapstick, the chapstick on some sexy red stuff.

REvernZe

It's gonna be use the chapstick, the chapstick on some sexy red stuff, bro, it's just gonna be dry.

YayoFYB

Just chapstick will you employ? Nah, because I don't even know what chap. Nah, cause, look, look, I'm a very conscious person. I care, I care about how my partner feels, so like I mean, why would he use chapstick? I don't know what the fuck gonna happen to their pH level.

REvernZe

What's gonna happen to but if it's like a man of class, that really I'm a freak. I'm a freak but like.

YayoFYB

Rashada comes first though he feel me literally, literally. But like, if they want me to use it like I use it, I'm pretty sure ain't gonna do none of me, it's gonna be all on their end. So if they want me to, but I mean, apart from that, I don't like. I mean, apart from that I don't use a chapstick. That's foreign to me.

REvernZe

That's a man with clans right there. That's foreign. You know that's better than this dude. I know there was this guy. I know he wasn't down bad, but he was about to smash shawty or whatever and he was going around the lunchroom and asking for a condom or whatever. And he was like you got a condom. I was like gotta call him. I was like nah, bro, I just I just used to. I just jacked off earlier. Bro, I don't need no one. No more mess free. You just tie it up and then throw it on top of the room on top of the room just go by the way, nah that type of day.

REvernZe

Now I'm just messing, but um, I was like nah, b't got one, bro. He's like come on, bro. He's like this girl I've been trying to, you know, smash right, she said yeah, you can hit, but you need a rubber, whatever a condom, and he's like you got anything. I was like no bro and he was like you got a trash bag or something. I was like, bro, damn trash bag. I was like damn bro, the fuck you packing bro. Damn bro, the fuck you packing bro what's a guy?

YayoFYB

50 gallon trash bag god damn, I was like no.

REvernZe

I'll take whatever you got. I ain't got nothing, bro. I was like I can't imagine what a trash bag would feel for the girl.

YayoFYB

I was like, bro, motherfuckers is down bad a trash bag would feel for the girls Like, bro, motherfuckers is down, bad, bro a trash bag.

REvernZe

Oh, this is good. We're all stuck in a very hot elevator, no help is coming. Who do you think will start drinking their pee first?

YayoFYB

Whoa what the fuck.

REvernZe

Oh, you and me are stuck in the elevator. Snowball and Bean. All right, not Snowball and Bean, because definitely they'll be the first ones to do it.

YayoFYB

All right, no, that's no bomb bean, because they would like it, because definitely they would be the first ones to do it, definitely, yeah most definitely they'll be the first to drink? Definitely to me.

REvernZe

All right between you and me. Who would drink their pee first?

YayoFYB

I'll tell you this I die before I drink my pee.

REvernZe

Yeah, I think I'll drink my pee before you do, bro, you will actually drink your pee. I'll drink my pee, bro. I'll drink my pee bro, If you have to type shit, I have to make sure I come home to my family bro.

YayoFYB

Oh see, okay, Okay See, I know my family can take care of my dog. I'll drink your pee too, god damn.

REvernZe

God damn, hold on. They say you can drink it as soon as you piss it out, or whatever.

YayoFYB

Oh, you can Mm-hmm Also. Bear Gryll is tight shit.

REvernZe

Some shit. I think it's like Right, as soon as you Piss it out.

YayoFYB

We gonna have to try that. We gonna have to make A $14.99.

REvernZe

Go ahead, pee in my hand real quick.

YayoFYB

Alright, bro, for the listeners, I did it Alright.

REvernZe

Oh shit.

YayoFYB

Have you ever been Tempted? Yes, didn't even finish the question. Have you ever been Tempted to cheat? What sparked the temptation? Bitch ain't gonna give me none, easy, easy. I don't got to beat around the bush with this shit. Look, look, listen. I'm a man that provides everything. If all I'm asking from you is some ass after I come home from work, all your pills paid for, all your pills paid for, all your bills paid for. You got All your pills paid for, all your bills paid for. That mescal fucking on my speech. I'm slurring my shit, officer.

REvernZe

I was like who the fuck you fucking run, oh, Addy.

YayoFYB

Bitch, I done got you Xanax. I done got you, I done got your antidepressants. Bitch, look, everything paid for you. Good, you don't gotta worry about nothing, you just gotta throw it back one time you just gotta throw it back. I'ma do all the work First of all. I'ma do all the work and then all you know.

REvernZe

All this.

YayoFYB

And you hear me with that. I'm not feeling. I got a headache. Let me tell you who the fuck Don't got a headache.

REvernZe

The bitch right down the road. The bitch right down the road. How many testicle sacks have you touched in your life, what the fuck. A little love tap Over the jeans counts.

YayoFYB

Oh, plenty of sacks.

REvernZe

Oh yeah, I've touched plenty of balls In that case, probably like.

YayoFYB

Countless. Let's see, countless is crazy.

REvernZe

I'm trying to get a good count, I'm counting my fingers. Right now I'm thinking. I'm thinking about Everybody's balls. Hey, yo, probably ten.

YayoFYB

Ten's a good number. Ten's a good number.

REvernZe

Ten. But did y'all ever you remember when we did that In school, like we hit each other In the balls? Yeah, as kids, bro, cup check, bro yeah cup check Almost every. Every day. You ever get a cup check.

YayoFYB

A lot by my brothers, people at school who cup checked you.

REvernZe

So I can get it back.

YayoFYB

I'll pull up on it, right now Everybody, our little group in middle school, middle school, thrice school, but everybody done touched my nuts.

REvernZe

Well, we had different classes in middle school. Who was in your group in middle school?

YayoFYB

We didn't have the same class in sixth grade. Who was my group in middle school? Hold on.

REvernZe

We had the same class in seventh grade who was my group in middle school. I don't know who you're talking about Before.

YayoFYB

yeah because before it was 6th, 7th, yeah, 8th it was literally that little group. And then what the fuck did I do 6th and 7th? Who did I talk to? 6th and 7th? Holy shit, hold on now. You don't remember your friends.

REvernZe

I don't remember my friends.

YayoFYB

I don't remember like no, we done broke apart, uh-huh. No, I think, chris honestly Okay, my boy Chris, I think he, I was like Chris the. Russian. Chris the Russian. I used to chill with him a lot Through six yeah, six yeah, because he would come over to my house. I would go over to his house, yeah.

REvernZe

I was about to say Y'all always hung out all the time, uh-huh.

YayoFYB

That was really. That was about it. Yeah, sixth, seventh, yeah, yeah that seems about right, yeah, because I don't remember I really didn't have a lot of friends, like a lot of people that I could easily be comfortable around. Yeah, I think that, bro. Yeah Well, that was yours, right? Yeah, no, that was yours. I think. Yeah, let's see what's the saddidest thing you spent money on. I ain't gonna lie, we'll look straight ahead.

REvernZe

I ain't gonna lie I ain't gonna lie.

YayoFYB

Ah, do I want to answer this though? Nah go ahead. Take a shot at casamigos bro I'm gonna have to take a shot, because, because you're a freak oh, what's the shadiest thing?

REvernZe

I thought it said what's the shittiest Shadiest is crazy who had a whole back door.

YayoFYB

Nah, not a whole back door, but like what's that on?

REvernZe

some get back stuff Nah.

YayoFYB

I'm talking about like for like a girl.

REvernZe

Oh, tell me where.

YayoFYB

Go ahead feel it, feel it, feel it.

REvernZe

Feel it, feel it, feel it. No, we'll just take that, we'll just take that this thing going to be gone by the end of this week. No, oh, this is easy, all right. Have your parents ever given you sex advice or tips? Did you try? No, I don't have parents.

YayoFYB

Yo, that's easy Yo.

REvernZe

I didn't grow up with my mom or dad, no, but like the, way you said it. Sorry y'all, I ain't got no answer for y'all. Hall Mutual over here.

YayoFYB

I take that back.

REvernZe

They did give me tips.

YayoFYB

Oh, they did.

REvernZe

Don't be there, type shit, don't be present. They'll do all right in life by themselves. They'll feed for themselves. Somebody will come adopt them in a sense and then take care of them. They'll be okay, they'll be all right. They won't be traumatized. They won't wake up in the middle of the night screaming, clawing at the air.

YayoFYB

Someone get up a therapist.

REvernZe

The man that always hides in the corner will take care of him.

YayoFYB

It's all in your mind. It's not really there. Have you ever had a sexual romantic relationship that was a placeholder? Did they know? Did you know?

REvernZe

Damn, that's actually pretty good, we both knew, we both knew. Oh, so it was an agreement on terms.

YayoFYB

It was an agreement on terms. I said, yeah, we both knew. Yeah, we both knew.

REvernZe

See, I know it was just for that. Yeah, it was just like Just just for that. Yeah, it was just like Just to pass the time.

YayoFYB

Just to pass the time, really, because I hate sleeping by myself at night, lollygagging Tight shit. What the?

REvernZe

fuck what you got, bro. Have you ever masturbated while giving yourself intense eye contact in the mirror, in the mirror? No, that's a Bro.

YayoFYB

I can't even see, I can't imagine somebody be my people.

REvernZe

Nah, I've never done that before, at least not looked at myself in the eyes, just on my lips. Nah, I've never looked in the mirror. Bro, there's people out there that just do this. Nah, y'all need some help. I thought I was a freak yo I need some help.

YayoFYB

I'ma try tonight.

REvernZe

I'm just a casual dude. I'll just grab the rope and pull it back a little bit. I'm just casual dude. Oh yeah, I'll just Cover my face, cover my mouth While I do the reach over. Yeah, I know you like that one. Huh, you probably tried it, didn't you? You said reverence.

YayoFYB

That one went crazy.

REvernZe

You slept like a baby that night.

YayoFYB

First thing I thought Damn reverence, that Reverend might be on the set. That one went crazy. He slept like a baby that night. First thing I thought damn Reverend.

REvernZe

He might be on the set. Woke up three in the morning scared as shit.

YayoFYB

Then I passed out. All right, all right. Have you ever realized someone was hitting on you far too late? Yes, have you ever realized Someone was hitting on you Far too late? Yes, have you ever realized Someone was hitting on you Far too late To do anything about it? Oh, my goodness.

REvernZe

I ain't gonna lie. He said the one that got away.

YayoFYB

Countless, countless. I've done that countless times, like whole Talk to us Talk to us.

Getting Deeper with Personal Stories

YayoFYB

Whole, you know, driving back home, I'm like Wait, did that bitch Want one of the fuck? Like Like wait, did that bitch put one in the foot? Dang. Like driving home, bro, you just got to. I was like bro, how am I going to find her? Like it used to be random bro, like a random girl at a restaurant or like you know, you go out whatever, you know, just that it's just random girls. You just at the moment, because look for me, I'm trying to be polite, I'm not trying to be a weirdo when I first meet somebody. So I'm like I'm very like, limited to how I talk, literally, unless you like telling me straight up, like you trying to fuck, I'm not getting that off the first rip, because my biggest fear is like what if I go with what they're saying and they're like ew, and I'm not trying to do it like that, like hearing that would kill me.

REvernZe

Dang.

YayoFYB

So I've done that. It's been countless times where, like I, head home you know way back home, like like wait a minute. Wait a minute, like yeah, this is just a random girl Like I just like wait a minute.

REvernZe

She stuck her fingers in my ass. She was trying to tell me something.

YayoFYB

I was too blind to see. I was too.

REvernZe

Her saying I wish it was me. What?

YayoFYB

did she say I wish you could just fuck me against this wall. Oh.

REvernZe

You at the red light just slapped me in the forehead, whole Travis.

YayoFYB

Scott meme.

REvernZe

All right, tell us about a time when you liked someone so much that you were driven to do something pathetic. Look here it's not pathetic, but your boy did have to write some love notes.

YayoFYB

Did have to spend the game.

REvernZe

Okay, okay, did make like a homemade gift basket.

YayoFYB

Okay, okay, just to rid Shadi up. That's precious, that's precious really.

REvernZe

Now, the crazy part about it was she showed everybody in my note right in front of my face. Look what he wrote me. Nah. If people read it, they're like this goofy ass Nah.

YayoFYB

Hey look.

REvernZe

Whole phones are going to switch down right there.

REvernZe

No, no, no, no, I didn't care. I didn't care because I knew they were taking notes and taking tips. Sorry sir, sorry sir, had to show them something. No, the whole time, while you passed it around, I said you like that, don't you? They read it. They looked at me and laughed. I said Y'all like that, don't y'all? You wish that was you. Huh, one thing about me At that time, when I'm trying to get the bag, I'm going in with full confidence Tight shit, tight shit, fuck y'all gonna do to me. Y'all don't mean shit to me, I ain't trying to fuck y. Wow, alright, pop quiz. Oh, hot shot.

YayoFYB

Your mom Fuck. Your mom has just Caught you with a handful Of cum. What the fuck? Wait, what, what the fuck? What was that? What was I talking about? Pop quiz, pop quiz, hot shot. Your mom has just Caught you with a handful Of cum. Explain yourself, what the fuck.

REvernZe

Explain yourself. What Explain yourself, Yaya?

YayoFYB

This ain't even mine. That sounds like something you wouldn't say Yo, what the fuck do I say to that Bro? Do I gotta to take a shot? That's up to you, bro.

REvernZe

Do I got to take a shot? What the fuck do I say I don't?

YayoFYB

know what you say, what the?

REvernZe

fuck, do I? Say bro, first of all, Now you don't say nothing, you explain yourself. I can't. What would you do?

YayoFYB

Handful of nut in my hand. What would?

REvernZe

How'd this get here? What is this? I will follow. I will follow. What is this? What is all this? This ain't mine, For all the listeners. I acted like I put my hand in front of y'all's nose.

YayoFYB

We just can't wipe it, none of these. You want to take a shot?

REvernZe

there.

YayoFYB

Yeah, I want to take a shot, because I don't know what to say to that. Bro, I don't know what to say to that. That is wild.

REvernZe

Sammy, if you're listening, what would you do? What would you do in this scenario, Sammy?

YayoFYB

This is insane. I can't.

REvernZe

That way you Unless. You want more.

YayoFYB

After the third one, it really starts tasting good.

REvernZe

Right, it's starting to taste good to me too. I'm starting to feel it a little bit.

YayoFYB

This is a wild question.

REvernZe

Name someone you'd sleep with who's older than your parents. I don't even know how old my parents are. I'm sure my girlfriend's older than my parents. I'd sleep with my girlfriend.

YayoFYB

W-mans, w-mans right there, w-mans, I'd sleep with my girlfriend W man's, w man's, right there, w man's. She gonna pull me.

REvernZe

That's what the fuck I thought.

YayoFYB

Pull your hair, your hair.

REvernZe

Nah, I'm just joking Someone you'd sleep with who's older than your parents I mean the world, but I mean I don't know how to Try shit, try shit.

YayoFYB

He's in the world.

REvernZe

Nah, I'm just joking. I don't know, I guess I going to take a shot too. Then, bro, right, that was a. I got no answer for it. Right, I can't think of anybody off the top of my head.

YayoFYB

Yo, Yo Love you stink. This shit tastes awful, I'm going to pull up next week. He's going to tell me don't you ever fucking record an episode like this again. She heard the first one. All right, fucking record an episode like this again. She heard the first one. What I got what's the worst thing you ever seen on a toilet paper after wiping Easy Easy.

REvernZe

What is?

YayoFYB

it. I saw a chili flake in that bed one time. Huh, a chili flake, oh a chili flake. Yeah, I mean, that's the wildest, I mean that's oh so that butthole was burning huh.

REvernZe

That shit was burning huh that shit.

YayoFYB

I needed some mice on that thing, that thing. Alright, I'll just not take the shot. I'm not taking this, I'm not.

REvernZe

I tell y'all I don't give a fuck have you ever burned a book, a flag or an effigy?

YayoFYB

no, what the fuck? That was the simple one. Easy, easy question Easy.

REvernZe

We got like three whole other packs too.

YayoFYB

Yeah, we gonna have to shuffle these things or like switch out, because, okay, do you wash your hands after you masturbate? Yes, we mean every time. Why not Look, look?

REvernZe

Take a shot, listen, listen. Why not Look, look? Take a shot, listen, look, listen. No, go ahead.

YayoFYB

Take a shot, look, listen, listen. Sometimes I just know I'm not going out again. It's like towards the end of the day.

REvernZe

It's just me who says 2 o'clock at the middle of the night.

YayoFYB

Sometimes you just know you're not going out in time. No more, I'm not shaking nobody's hand, I'll be honest.

REvernZe

I just, I just throw that shit in the corner of the room.

YayoFYB

I just hit him on the nose and like. I just wipe my shirt off, take it off and I'm going to bed. No, I'll be honest, I don't got time to be doing this. Look, I don't got time to be doing this like 20 times a day. My schedule is limited. Now I know when this happening, I know I'm not shaking nobody's hand afterwards.

REvernZe

Wait what? What you got? Oh, no, no, I gotta drink the next one. No, what you got? Cumulatively, how many different fingers have been in your asshole? You can answer in people if you like what 10 fingers per person. How many fingers have been in my ass? Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and take a shot yo.

YayoFYB

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

REvernZe

Well, go ahead and take a shot One thing, about reverence.

YayoFYB

Watch this video. Watch this video.

REvernZe

Y'all can. I'll leave that up to y'all imagination. Just know I'm a champion. Just know that Gorilla would not stand a chance.

YayoFYB

He said I should break your fingers off. Oh no, let me see what I got. This is actually a good one for me. What are the most elaborate lengths you've gone to get drugs Easy. Check this out, check this out. My boy, reverence, turned in a whole Coke bottle of coins to fund the whole trip. I traded in some coins to get bud. Damn, how much was it To be real? I really don't remember, but I know. Uh, I said no, no, I said shard, like to to like.

REvernZe

Uh, oh, like a coin start thing to the coin start thing.

YayoFYB

She cat, you know, she got the money for it. Then I got me like how much? Maybe a quarter? Oh okay, so maybe like cool, cool 50, 60 who gave the prices out.

REvernZe

That's my, that's my prices.

YayoFYB

That's my prices you type in with me. That's my prices.

REvernZe

But yeah, that's about it.

YayoFYB

That's literally. And then after that I was like what the fuck am I doing?

REvernZe

All right. If someone here masturbated while thinking of you, would you care? Would you want to know?

YayoFYB

Yeah, I wasn't going to answer any of these.

REvernZe

I was going to say when they did the old reach around. Damn, I'm starting to feel that alcohol. I can't even feel my face.

YayoFYB

It's your asshole, it's your All right. How much? Oh, this is a good one for me. How much should a lap dance from the person to your left cost Bean Bean?

REvernZe

Motherfucker, you All right, all right. How about this? How much do you think? A lap dance from your childhood crush should cost.

YayoFYB

I'd pay more than $40. That's two songs.

REvernZe

Think about all the All right from all your exes. Which one would be the most expensive, which one would be the All?

YayoFYB

of them. God damn it. Bitches don't know how to fucking.

REvernZe

No, but how much would you pay for the most?

YayoFYB

Oh $40.

REvernZe

$40 for all of them.

YayoFYB

I would give $40 for all of them. Two songs a lap dance $40. $40. That's it max. That's max. I'm not paying. Look, listen, I go to strip club. You talking about $100 for a lap dance Fuck out of here. It used to be some skinny bitches dancing too. I don't want that. I came here for ass. I want to see ass shaking. My homeboy got more ass than I pay my homeboy. My boy. I pay him 200. I pay him 200. Easily, easily. A little bitch with no ass dancing in my face. No man Can't even do that. Yeah, bro, it's going to be Honestly y'all can't take the question seriously.

REvernZe

Be like 60.

YayoFYB

60. Because like lap dancers go now for like. I think about inflation. Yeah, 60 dollars for like. But there was this club. There was a club I used to go to best club, I'm gonna say the name because they didn't have a lot of them waiting at no point. That's it gone. That's it gone, bro. But you know about pulling one out for my boy. So, hey, look at these. I don't know because they knew me or not, but they used to give me like $40 for like two songs and bitches, okay, like they were. Okay, you know, they had something on them. They had record.

YayoFYB

They had record. They had jiggle effects. You know they had jiggle effects GTA 6 type shit. You know that's what I'm looking for really. Look, I'm a dog but I don't want no bones. Give me some meat. Honestly, look, I like basically a little bit of something out there. You feel me Spoken like a true man? You feel me I need some meat? Pause All right.

REvernZe

Have you ever laughed so hard during sex that you couldn't continue? What was so funny? I want to say I'm taking a shot, but I want to say yes'm gonna say I'm taking a. No, I ain't gonna take a shot, but I want to say yes. I just can't remember what happened like what? Yeah, that's it yeah um, does that count then?

YayoFYB

yeah, that counts no, that I mean, because I mean you, you answering it.

REvernZe

Have you ever lost so hard? That's it, I mean during six I feel like everybody has I want to say yes, I just can't remember what it was like specific thing yeah.

YayoFYB

Yeah.

REvernZe

What happened? Oh, I think I just got my nut sack Knee, that was it. That was like. But then I started Laughing about it later. But once you get Hitting the nuts by a knee or something, bro, that's game over, right there for you.

YayoFYB

That's like. That's like a reset button.

REvernZe

For some people, for some people Low key.

YayoFYB

I see that video this week. Oh did you, bro? That was his highlight. Oh nah, where's the oddest, most uncomfortable place? You ever grown a pimple In my ass? Keep it moving. Keep it moving In my ass, low key, don't even elaborate on it, don't even elaborate. It was just a pimple on my ass, something light, really.

REvernZe

All right when you something like really all right when you match with someone through a dating app, do you look them up on social media before meeting them?

YayoFYB

I don't, I don't that they don't work for them. Yeah, and let me. Let me get another one, because go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, I don't want for you, but go ahead.

REvernZe

Will you show us the last, the last sex you sent or received? How recent was it? Yeah, I'm gonna take a shot. That's it I'm gonna have to take a shot.

YayoFYB

That's it. I'm going to have to take a shot. Okay, Hopefully it'll get thrown over here.

REvernZe

Because it was on Snap and it was a video. You know, sometimes when you're out of town, you got to do that you got to do that. And they say send the flick, and you by yourself.

YayoFYB

When they hit you with that camera. Eggplant emoji question mark.

YayoFYB

You got to do it. Damn bro. Ah, for all the listeners, he took a shot, all right. What is up with these poop questions? If your poop magically gained the ability to nutritionally sustain you, and after being eaten it would who wrote this, bro? And after being eaten it would recycle into another piece of nutritious poop, would you eat it to save money on growth? I got another question. Yeah, because, because, like that's just no, like I'm not doing, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing, none of that shit.

REvernZe

He not, he not focused on his bag, y'all.

YayoFYB

Was there a family friendly movie or TV show that inadvertently helped you discover where you're into sexually? Look, not a movie, not a movie, but like plenty of shows, all right, name them. Like Danny Phantom the goth bitch, basically any Lilo and Stitch the older sister. Really any Date Legged Incredibles. Elastigirl, elastigirl the mom. What else, what else, what else what.

REvernZe

The mom.

Embarrassing Moments and Dating Fails

YayoFYB

What else, what else, what else? American Dragon, the mom also, what else, what else? Bro, what the fuck? Look, there's countless, I ain't gonna lie, there's countless, there's countless. They bitches gonna be my downfall. They always, they always is it's just, it's just something about them. Look it's. I was like at eight years old why am I feeling like this? Why is my body? What's my body? Why my nipples?

REvernZe

oh shit, all right. Under what circumstances would you buy cigarettes or alcohol for a teen who asked you to hook them up? Ah, under one circumstances would you buy cigarettes or alcohol for a teen who asked you to hook them up? All right, I'm gonna be, I'm gonna keep it a buck 50 go ahead, but this is all uh alleged or for skip purposes. Right right quotations. If my brothers younger brothers, like if they were younger than me by a lot, that'd be the only exception but if it's like somebody else I'd feel like I'm getting scammed, or something trying to get set up.

YayoFYB

You definitely get arrested if it wasn't friends or family that I know personally.

REvernZe

I wouldn't hook. I wouldn't hook them up, if you know what I'm saying.

YayoFYB

Yeah, yeah, personally me good answer, good answer good answer man you rando on the street, no all right describe the worst nude you've ever received, because it nope, nope, nope, nope, no.

REvernZe

Go ahead, describe it y'all, go ahead. What happened, what happened? Go ahead, talk to us. Nah, you giving me, you keep it on the good.

YayoFYB

I'll tell you this. I received some news where I'm like Put them nipples back up. Put them pepperonis back up. I'm okay for tonight.

REvernZe

You know what? I ain't horny, no more. You know what? My father just saw your news this morning. My phone died last night.

YayoFYB

I'm not even you know what. All these bitches listen to it. I'm going to let y'all guess which one y'all was in. Y'all fight amongst yourselves.

REvernZe

Damn bro. I'm starting. I feel like if I stand up, it's going to hit me.

YayoFYB

By all the pics I ain't going to lie.

REvernZe

Pull up for the Boston Butt, bro. Oh, you think I could drive Low-key. Some pizza does sound good. All right, tell us about a time you finally saw someone naked and it completely killed your desire to get them. Hold on, bro, there's alcohol getting to me, bro.

YayoFYB

Hold on Answer it.

REvernZe

That shit got me spinning low-key. All right. Getting to me, bro, who wanna answer, that shit got me spinning low-key. All right, tell us about a time you finally saw someone naked and it completely killed your desire to get all slippery with them oh, that's crazy, nah, that's crazy uh, who didn't I see naked myself? Tight shit, I'd be looking at myself naked. I don't have one.

YayoFYB

I mean, if you don't have one, you just don't have one, that's that's normal let me, let me get another.

REvernZe

Yeah, you gotta take a shot for that. No, I say no, you don't, you don't, you don't all right, what's something a partner has done to try to seduce you, but it had the opposite effect something with something. A partner, brother, this is no good, because no is no good. Yeah, I figured, bro, you could just touch my elbow and I'm ready to get down.

YayoFYB

You blowing me.

REvernZe

Look my way, let me get a different one.

YayoFYB

Go ahead, bro Chilling.

REvernZe

Yeah, he big chilling bro, he's knowing All right. Have you ever pissed or shit on something out of spite? Tell us everything All right. What the fuck? All right, so check this out oh shit, check this out. Oh shit, matter of fact, clip this, clip this you said clip this, hey yo, hey yo.

REvernZe

Look, I took a shower and everything. This is me as a little kid, little demon. You know, my brothers or somebody had to use the bathroom or whatever and they wouldn't let me use the toilet. So I said, all right, you know what? Fuck this. I went in the closet and took a mean ass piss.

YayoFYB

I ain't going to lie. Valid crash out. Valid crash out. I went to that closet and said, valid, crash out. I pissed all over that closet. That's the most valid shit I've heard, bro.

REvernZe

That's the most valid, yeah, valid. So if I'm getting in trouble, it's your fault. So I pissed all in that freaking closet.

YayoFYB

Valid, it was a big closet too.

REvernZe

It was like a somewhat walk-in closet when I used to live in Lexington.

YayoFYB

Oh, this was in Lexington, oh shit.

REvernZe

I pissed in that closet bro.

YayoFYB

Valid, real shit, valid, crash out, to be real. Have you ever been late to something? Come on, have I ever been late to something Because you had to masturbate, masturbate, whoa, whoa, whoa. I've been late because I had a foot before I left. Not masturbate, though. That's my answer.

REvernZe

That's my answer.

YayoFYB

I've been late because I had a foot Not masturbate.

REvernZe

You got to take a shot. No, I was about to say. Have you ever masturbated with your pet?

YayoFYB

in the room.

REvernZe

Masturbate with your pet in the room. Nah, bro, I'd just be in the bathroom, really, bro.

YayoFYB

I don't ever be in my room.

REvernZe

You be in your room, wow.

YayoFYB

I'd be over the TV already.

REvernZe

Hey yo.

YayoFYB

Right there, right before, that's my favorite spot right there. That's my favorite spot, right there, where you got your, right there, where you got your air boy.

REvernZe

Oh shit, all right, here you go, here you go, here you go. Oh shit, all right, here you go, here you go, here you go.

YayoFYB

Oh shit. If you were guaranteed the best orgasm of your life, but you and your partner had to dress up like your parents oh why, I'm going to be right. Who's writing this? Let me read it again If you were guaranteed the best orgasm of your life, but you and your parents had to dress up like your parents and use their Bro, you and your parents, like you, had to dress up like your parents and use their names. Are you in which parent would you choose to be? No, bro, give me a fucking shot, bro, I'm not Bro. No bro.

REvernZe

Mindset no, bro, no bro Sammy, you hear this.

YayoFYB

Sammy, you hear this. No, bro, I ain't doing this man. What the fuck, what the fuck Do I gotta take a shot for this? What the fuck man, what the hell? You got me fucked up. What the hell, what the hell, what the hell? Y'all tell me. What the hell, barry. No bro, who's skipping the good questions? No, who said good questions, bro? Just thinking about that shit, bro got me. Oh what.

REvernZe

I'm talking about. Oh, that, keep it. That's none of your life, bro. Oh, I have plenty, I've had plenty. You really just gonna pass it up because of that?

YayoFYB

there's a small minor detail.

REvernZe

Oh man, no who written letting them small, minor details get in the way it's always the small things in the way all right. Have you ever had food poisoning? What did you eat and what happened? I don't know if I've had food poisoning For real.

YayoFYB

Yeah, y'all, yeah, chat. Come on, eat the Dorito bag. Wait, what the fuck happened to my bag? I thought I had Dorito bag. I ate it. What the fuck?

REvernZe

I don't know what happened. I had one right here. I don't know what happened. I'm too buzzed for this stuff. I'm starting to get buzzed. Have you ever had food poisoning? What did you eat and what happened? I don't recall If I have or haven't had food poisoning. I don't know.

YayoFYB

Next question that is a really good intro, right and we're back holy shit.

REvernZe

Take another quick break, because sometimes, when the alcohol what happened? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because sometimes when the alcohol gets to you, it gets to you. That's all I gotta say you just gotta take a. I didn't even oh, go ahead go ahead, hit it, bro, you Hit it, bro, you got it Go ahead.

YayoFYB

Right. It's about right.

REvernZe

There's just a bait, pin y'all. Both are crazy. They're clogged up.

YayoFYB

Diablo, diablo, señorita, bro, look at what's going on.

REvernZe

Go ahead, refill your car, charge your battery Holy shit, oh, he actually ate it.

YayoFYB

Did he eat?

REvernZe

it.

YayoFYB

Did he actually eat it?

REvernZe

Uh-huh, he was licking his lips, he just liked me. All right, bro, just a couple more questions. Who did enough on you? No, I mean on me Go ahead. Well, I'm going to eat these after. I mean, I'm going to eat these All right.

YayoFYB

So if I were single, would you set me up with one of your other friends? If yes, who? If not, what's wrong with me?

REvernZe

All right, I really don't have much girlfriends or anything like that.

YayoFYB

All right, I get it All right.

REvernZe

But of course I would definitely throw you on some buns.

YayoFYB

Touch it, touch it, all right.

REvernZe

Somebody. If you had to choose who is the sexiest, Pokemon Mewtwo Didn't even finish the question, Just straight to it.

YayoFYB

The thighs. Describe all the sensations that that's not his tail. Describe all the sensations they have to offer Okay, mewtwo does not. That is not a tail. Look all the sensations they have to offer, okay.

REvernZe

Mewtwo does not. That is not a tail. Look where the tail is attached from, if you had to choose.

YayoFYB

Who is the sexiest Pokemon? Describe all the sensations, alright, so the sexiest On some real shit? What Pokemon? Right, right, the sexiest Pokemon? I mean they Pokemon? Not really Look. Look, shawty's behind a Mewtwo build. Where's M? Come on, not really Look. Look, shadi's been having that Mewtwo build.

REvernZe

Where's Mewtwo's tail, connected from. Right like His whole smeet is right behind him. That's his whole smeet. That's his whole smeet.

YayoFYB

Look I love girls with the Mewtwo build. I love girls with the Mewtwo build. They my downfall. But like, realistically, like, the question is asking If I were like you feel me Like for a Mewtwo or what not? First of all, that's a dude, first of all. So then Describe all the sensations they have to offer. That's gay. Off the rip, that's. You know. You feel me I really can't think of Like a Female Pokemon, what's?

REvernZe

a female Pokemon. It wouldn't even be female. You just gotta to get what's his name he pulled up the plant.

YayoFYB

He pulled up the plant, yo he pulled up the plant.

REvernZe

It don't have to be nothing crazy, bro, real shit.

YayoFYB

Yeah, let me get a little. Do I got to take a shot?

REvernZe

What Pokemon would you smash, bro? Bro, it's just, are you going to take a shot?

YayoFYB

Bro, because there's no, no female like looking like Mewtwo's, like the closest thing to like a.

REvernZe

So Ditto, transforming into anybody or anything is not crazy?

YayoFYB

Ditto transforming to at least an ant Yo, it's old for Ditto. I take a shot you cannot, but Ditto can.

REvernZe

He can transform or they can. It could transform into anything, but it's just gonna have it's face.

YayoFYB

You know the dots, fuck no, but nah, nah, I'll tell you something, but this is pokemon's bro, y'all not gonna follow. Y'all not about to fuck up my game like that oh shit, I kind of made a big shot we live with these my fault, my fault, yeah, oh damn.

REvernZe

One more question, bro. One more question, all right, one more question each, and then we're going to end it off because it's hour 30 minutes all right last one for for reverence. Did your parents ever find your drugs while you were living at home? What happened? I don't have parents, but I did have guardians. So let me tell you a funny story. They didn't find any and I quote, drugs in my drawer or anything, but they did find a video, a video you're sorry, so I used to have this one phone.

REvernZe

It was like the phone that has like the keyboard that flips up, type type shit.

YayoFYB

Like you know, you turn your phone to the side and it flips up with the keyboard, that type of remember you used to have that type of phone and uh, it was me and two other people.

REvernZe

I'm not going to disclose who they were, but we went walking down the trail and we got to like a river or creek or whatever you want to call it, and you know we pulled out a black amal and you know, just start smoking I'm just recording everything because you know, I never smoked I was having the time of my life.

REvernZe

I thought it was the coolest thing ever. I was going this is back like in middle school, maybe seventh, eighth grade, figure, figure, yep, maybe eighth grade. So I was like I'm gonna show my buddies, all the all my friends at school, that I smoke touch it just to be cool, as one does at the age, as one does at the age. So I showed them the videos or whatever, as proof, as proof. And then umchamacallit, my aunt, used to take care of these little kids, right?

REvernZe

Oh God, okay, I forgot I was leaving to go to a store real quick or a gas station to go get something, or I left with my cousin or whatever, and I left my phone with him so he could watch videos on my phone, just like recordings. I had of them like uh, running around because you know I used to like make funny videos like funny videos where I used to tell them to do funny stuff or whatever, not, not, not in a weird way like don't, don't, don't make.

REvernZe

Yeah, but like um, I would tell them like jump over, jump over this, or jump over, they would think it was the coolest thing ever.

YayoFYB

Right? Okay, it was cool too like at the kid.

REvernZe

That type of mentality, kid mentality, yeah it's like jump over, can you jump from here to here? And then I record them and they do it. And then they're like can I see the video? And I show it to them? And uh well, they kept like going through my library. I didn't think about it at first, like when my cousin left, or whatever we're headed to the gas station or some shit to get some chips or something and I thought about, like damn, I left my phone with uh what's his name?

Final Questions and Wrapping Up

REvernZe

yeah, but it didn't cross my mind. I was like, oh, it'd be fine. Well, I got my phone back and then my aunt pulled me to the side and she was like I saw the video, because I saw y'all going by a creek or river and then y'all were smoking. Uh, y'all were uh smoking or whatever. Because the little kid was like he saw the video. He went up to my aunt and was like, look, reverend, he's smoking a cigar or whatever, a cigarette, a black Ramada or whatever. And I was like I got in trouble, bro.

YayoFYB

Then what'd they?

REvernZe

do to you, bro?

YayoFYB

They ain't do nothing to me, bro, they're not my parents.

REvernZe

You can't do nothing to me.

YayoFYB

DSS will get called so quick. But they kind of scold you, cps, my fault, like in a sense they scold you. Yeah, they got mad at me.

REvernZe

When you're already at disappointment, what more can you do? Tight shit, tight shit. And my cousin got in trouble too. Oh, not my cousin, sorry, somebody got in trouble that was in the video.

YayoFYB

That was in the video.

REvernZe

Yeah, it was in the video and they're like I told you not to record. And then my buddy found out and he was like I told you not to record. Why'd you record? That's so lame. Damn.

YayoFYB

I thought it was so cool recording and I was like well, I guess I ain't never recording this stuff too the only, the only thought it was lame because they got caught, bro and they switched bro. This shit is held to the ground. I'm talking about that's not me.

REvernZe

Right, that's not me All right let's see that was it?

YayoFYB

Who's someone you never slept with before but who you are confident would sleep with you if you asked oh yeah, oh yeah, because I want to test this out this weekend. I ain't even going to lie.

REvernZe

What you about to do.

YayoFYB

Take. I ain't even gonna lie what you about to do To your child. Go ahead, give me a shot. Go ahead, give me a shot. I ain't name dropping nobody. I ain't name dropping nobody. No, no, I already know. Not even this weekend, it's two weeks, two weeks from now. You see me, you about to give an update, I about to give an update. I'm just gonna come on the podcast and say something about yeah, it happened. I already know. All right, chai.

REvernZe

Y'all, y'all, damn, I'm fucking fading. I'm over here dropping everything. Listeners, keep Yaya accountable. Y'all got to remember. In two weeks, next episode, oh no, not next episode. Two episodes. He's either going to say yeah or no, Just know.

YayoFYB

First thing that's going to come out of my mouth is going to be like yeah, Like I already know, Coming in the locker room like LeBron James type shit, I'm coming in dance Angola.

REvernZe

I'm coming in my molding. Did he seriously hit the goodie right now? But that's going to end this episode. Y'all, we appreciate y'all tuning in. Thank you for listening to us being all goofy and silly and everything.

YayoFYB

For a change If y'all like this.

REvernZe

Yeah, if y''all like this, let us know, because we got another part we're trying to have more uh, we're supposed to have a guest. The guest canceled so we didn't have the guest on, but I did buy a new microphone for the guest but he tested it out and whatnot yeah, I'm testing out right now for the next one next month, because we're trying to do it every once a month change it up.

REvernZe

Yeah, we're gonna change it up once a month, like we'll do our regular stuff where we talk about cryptids or scary stuff all that regular stuff. Yeah, all that regular stuff but at least one time throughout the month we're gonna have guests come on and we're either gonna do this or just, you know, just talk to the guests and ask them about themselves, ask them some questions.

REvernZe

So if ask people like random people or ask for advice, yeah, it's gonna be like a less structured yeah episode it's gonna be us like pretty much something like this, but just being chill, like no research, no nothing, just like hanging out with friends, pretty much. But if y'all have any questions like would you do this or would you do that, or what would you do in this situation, or what is this, or something like that, just just send us a message.

YayoFYB

That would be nice actually to ask them yeah, instagram at.

REvernZe

KOSMIC, underscore C-O-V-E. And yeah, drop a like, drop a follow, leave a review on any stream or platform where y'all listen to us from. You know, just leave a five star review or ten star, whatever it is. It really much helps us to get the podcast out there and it helps us grow as well. You know. Um, thank, thank you just for listening to everything. Sorry, I'm starting to feel this alcohol in my system, but, um, thank y'all so much for tuning in. Thanks for all the support that y'all give us for all the people that keep listening. You know, much love shout out to all the people in all the other States that are listening to us. You know we're just two.

YayoFYB

Couple shout out to all the people in all the other states that are listening to us.

REvernZe

You know, we're just two couple couple, two dudes just a couple dudes, two couple dudes, two dudes in a couple. Sorry y'all, the alcohol got me acting crazy, the fint cart. But um, thank you for tuning in. I'm sorry. Thank you for listening. Thank you for tuning in. Thank you for tuning in. I'm sorry. Thank you for listening. Thank you for tuning in. Follow us at Cosmic Cove On Instagram and TikTok. At KOSMIC Underscore C-O-V-E. Follow us on YouTube At KOSMIC Space C-O-V-E. Again, much love and I appreciate y'all. I'ma pass it out to you.

YayoFYB

So, drew and me, sammy. Con for you, though, bro. So Drew and me, sammy, come on, fuck it up bro.

REvernZe

Come on, fuck it up bro it's an inside joke with them, yeah it's an inside joke, but come on, fuck it up.

YayoFYB

Y'all ain't show up, but anyways so nah shout out to y'all. I really appreciate y'all still listening and whatnot. So that's it for me shout out my family. That's it for me you ain't got.

REvernZe

You don't want the people Following you on TikTok or anything. I mean not on TikTok, on Snapchat or something.

YayoFYB

Do people follow you? Yeah, they follow, not recent, not new ones, not Like that. I'm not Specifically from Like from the Cosmic Cove. Look, if y'all follow me From listening to Cosmic Cove, let me know, because I really don't know who I just be accepting like friend request.

YayoFYB

Yeah, but I just figured it's just like normal like from, like going down and whatnot like stuff like that so I don't think it's specifically from cosmic hope, but if y'all follow me from cosmic hope, let me know tell them snap. Yeah, um, king kyle ricky, king, king kyle ricky on snapchat. Uh, spell it out for him, just so you can get a little bit more. Kyle Rickey, king Kyle Rickey on Snapchat.

REvernZe

Spell it out for him, just so you can get a little bit more.

YayoFYB

Right, get a little following and then when you start doing your content for like the spooky stuff Into the dumb shit I be doing.

REvernZe

All the nudes you be posting.

YayoFYB

Right, how do I get to this? Yeah, king Kyle, rickey, just K-I-n-g, k-a-i-r-i-c-k-y. Um, yeah, but if y'all do follow me through that, specifically through the cosmic cove, let me know I'm gonna start doing like a shout out of the people that follow me on there and yeah, that's it.

REvernZe

So you just shout out to them, shout out to my brothers really um my family that's it's it All right? So y'all remember this is going to be like one-time month type of thing. So next episode y'all listen to we're going to be back on a regular schedule where we talk about cryptids or whatever it is that we talk about. But, yeah, much love to y'all. Thanks again for all the support and love that y'all give us.

YayoFYB

We'll catch.