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EP 57- Shots & Secrets: What Happens When Friends Get Too Honest
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Ever wondered what happens when four friends have nowhere to hide and only two options: tell the brutal truth or take a shot of hot sauce? Our special Truth or Drink episode delivers exactly that, creating moments so honest that some participants would rather suffer through spicy punishment than reveal their secrets.
In this particularly unfiltered conversation, hosts YAYOFYB and REvernZe welcome special guests Chapo and Kevin for a card game that quickly escalates from mildly embarrassing to hilariously revealing. The chemistry creates the perfect atmosphere for authentic reactions as we navigate questions about their most embarrassing moments, sexual preferences, and public misadventures.
The beauty of this episode lies in watching social barriers dissolve in real-time. Early questions about exes and past relationships set the tone, but it's when the conversation shifts to intimate experiences in unusual locations that the true confessions begin. From movie theater parking lots to beaches, the stories shared demonstrate how universal certain desires are, even if we rarely discuss them openly.
What makes this format particularly engaging isn't just the explicit content—it's the psychological dance between wanting to participate and protect one's privacy. When faced with particularly uncomfortable questions, watching participants calculate whether honesty or hot sauce is the better option reveals much about human vulnerability and self-preservation.
Whether you're looking for unfiltered entertainment or a reminder that your own embarrassing secrets aren't so unusual after all, this episode delivers both laughs and surprising moments of connection. Listen in and ask yourself: would you reach for the truth or the hot sauce?
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Episode Introduction and Special Guests
Speaker 1Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
Speaker 2I see death. Welcome across the cold family. It's another episode. I'm Zio here with my co-host, reverence.
Speaker 3That's right, it's your boy, reverend Ron, say ah, ah, hold on, real quick, real quick. So we're going to do like a little bonus episode that we've been telling y'all about. We finally got the two special guests Not special Ed in a bad way but, special like these are cool people that we finally we told them they would get paid. We lied With hugs and kisses, we fucking lied.
Speaker 1They don't know that the way we end the episode is by kissing each other.
Speaker 3That's the only way the cameras go off. They don't know about that. This is some good people we know well. I don't know.
Speaker 1I've never met you before kevin no, sorry, no, no, I don't think so either, but I feel like I I know your brother, um, I've heard of him.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, so this is gonna be um the special guest that we had. Like I said, we're gonna start off with the man himself chopper. Let the people know what's up. Chopper. It was good people. Let them know, bro, they do. You want them to follow you on social media?
Speaker 4you can like, plug your social media oh no, I can't, but my girl gonna be my ass bro y'all ladies, stop drooling, get off my man short but it's big.
Speaker 3I see y'all know how it gets when y'all get drunk, bro. Everybody see everybody's dick size right, what am I tripping?
Speaker 2no, I seen it, I seen it, I seen it. Sometimes you just honestly use, you need to know what your boy packing, honestly, sometimes, just just to make sure you just Honestly, you just you just need to know what your boy packing honestly Sometimes, just to make sure you show the right one to me. Right, the right one exactly.
Speaker 3Cause if Sometimes he has to get.
Speaker 2The fridge bro.
Speaker 1Sometimes he has to get the fridge Inch for inch. Huh, inch for inch.
Speaker 2Oh, inch for inch. I see inch for inch oh.
Speaker 3And then we got Kevin himself Right Go ahead, introduce yourself bro, yeah, my name is Kevin you got social media, you plug your socials.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Follow me on KBravo490 on.
Speaker 2Instagram. On Instagram and Snapchat, yeah.
Speaker 3What else? What else you? Got other social Social security.
Speaker 2Nah, go ahead, bro, drop that number bro.
Speaker 3Go ahead, bro, drop the number bro a lot of our people need this right. I think I gave too much info.
Speaker 1I'll give y'all his expose me in a matter of seconds.
Speaker 3So today, we're gonna be playing a card game we're gonna be playing that card game we played last time. True, for drink, because who doesn't like having a bunch of dudes in the room? Getting off the blue chews playing off the honey packs right right sounds like a vibe to me now I'm just playing y'all, but uh, uh, like I said, from the last time we're gonna be. Uh, am I in the camera frame? Damn I was. Oh, no, no, no, slow here, kid there we're gonna be.
Speaker 2Uh, am I in the camera frame? Damn I was. Oh, no, no, no, slow head care there we go all right.
Rules of Truth or Drink Game Explained
Speaker 3Now I'm in the camera frame, right yeah, yeah you're good, yeah, you're good whole hunchback run. But, um, we're gonna be doing like the cards, like we did last time. If nobody wants to answer the questions, we're gonna do either a shot of the yucateca for all the people that know you know, for all the people that know you know, for all the people that don't Google it, ask AI, ask AI.
Speaker 2You was a lot closer.
Speaker 3It's all right, bro. After the shots, bro, we'll be on top of each other bro.
Speaker 2We'll be on each other's laps. I say lips, whoa, whoa whoa dude.
Speaker 1Guys, guys, guys, guys. That's the motivation, right, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's the, that's the Ashton Hall Sound. Bro, go ahead, give us Inspiration Real quick. Oh, go ahead, go ahead, give us Some inspiration.
Speaker 2Beat it All the time. Don't ever stop. Make eye contact, lick your lips.
Speaker 3Cause if you got Blue balls, you can't focus On your day to day tasks there you go.
Speaker 2That's the right.
Speaker 3You got some words of motivation get money you got some Kevin go ahead, let the people know give them some motivation, bro, save your money. All the Jews over here, all the Jews listen to this he told me exactly what I needed. All right, bro, you talking straight semitism over here bro straight bro no, but, like I said, we're gonna do the cards and whoever doesn't want to answer the question whenever, whenever it's like their turn, they can either do like a shot of hot sauce or a shot of this random, random random alcohol.
Speaker 4There's no name, no brand no, nothing, we just found it off the corner, or?
Speaker 2something like that. Some dude told me. He said this is gas station alcohol, not even real alcohol from the habibis for the habibis. Bro, shout out to all my habibis out there for real tasting familiar.
Speaker 3Tasting familiar I was gonna do the randomizer thing, but I okay, I don't feel like doing it.
Speaker 2All right, all right, well, I'll start it off. I'll start it off, we'll just go this way. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4Or you want to go this way. Which one do you want to?
Speaker 3go after. It don't matter. That's what I like to hear.
Speaker 4I like that Chopper going next.
Speaker 2It don't matter, unless you want your names coming. Bro got a hunger game. Bro got a hunger game.
Speaker 3He said it don't matter, tear, tear. He said tear.
Speaker 2All right, all right.
Speaker 3That's what I like to hear, bro. All right, I'm going to go first. You get drafted for World War III, bro. It don't matter, bro, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2I'll drive the plane. Just imagine. All right, here we go. Have you ever gone to an event? Excuse me, have you ever gone to an event or party specifically with the hopes of running into an ex?
Speaker 3No, Wait, no, that's my answer, with hopes that you run into an ex. Uh-huh, be for real, bro. Nah, like in school, like in school.
Speaker 2Nah, hell, no, like in school, bro, you be having a lot of parties, okay, right, okay, okay, in school, let me think about it. Let me think about it in school, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3Right, Chapo, when you had that little crush.
Speaker 2Nah, not even His girlfriend bro.
Speaker 3She over there chilling with the other dude bro, motherfucker ugly as shit, it'd be really your homeboy.
Speaker 1Motherfucker ugly as hell Ugly as motherfucker.
Speaker 2I'm going to dap him up, though I'm going to put cool as hell, I ain't giving him back his pencil bro. That's it. That's his Pokemon card collection for him. Nah, but in the whole story I'm going to run into an ex. Nah bro.
Speaker 4No Nah.
Speaker 2Usually.
Speaker 3Okay, go ahead. My fault, Go ahead. If you knew, like if you had intel, that your ex was going to be at a party, you didn't make the fit a little extra crispy.
Speaker 2Okay, but you know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I'll make it. Men, men in my hair, okay, I'll make it extra crispy Just to flex on the whole.
Speaker 3Really, though, Just to show her what she missing out on. Exactly, I'll put my dick out Exactly.
Speaker 2Three, three inches gone, gone look at all this stuff you missed out on.
Speaker 1I know you missed it. Shit, shit.
Speaker 2Like a clit, like this barely past the zipper shit like my dog's toenail right here.
Speaker 4My fault y'all we probably a little too, much we're gonna have to turn it down a little bit my fault y'all, it's all good, it's all good so no then nah bro, not so it's all good.
Speaker 2So no, then Nah bro.
Speaker 3So you never stepped up the fit a little bit.
Speaker 2I stepped up the fit, but just not in hopes of reconciliation.
Speaker 3Just in hopes of the show hurting.
Speaker 2Yeah, just in hopes, because I know Bummer's boyfriend going to be having some.
Speaker 4You heard that Not fit.
Speaker 1They're not going to have the fit really.
Speaker 2I know that, I know that. So just make it better.
Speaker 3Just that, I know that. So it just just make it better.
Speaker 2Just you know me pulling up with my whole one piece looney tunes, looney tunes. I'll pull up with some looney tunes, right, that ain't no problem. But um, but yeah, but not not not in hopes of seeing bro or like, or like, or like in a good um what?
Speaker 3what about y'all then?
Speaker 2yo, if, y'all want to answer y'all good, yeah.
Speaker 3You have In hopes to see her Like to make patch things up, sadly, yeah, nah, not to patch things up, but just running into her.
Speaker 1Yeah, nah, chit, chit, chit, chit, chit, chit. So what you do then? Nothing, bro, just a side eye. Yeah, oh, you do be like that, nah it's always some toxic shit like bump into them.
Speaker 4Oh, you bump into them, yeah, they come bump into you, bro, something like just a quick like throw a hook or something.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's what they be doing, bro, like they just be walking. All right, I'm like bro chill.
Speaker 2Nah, that's like, yeah, he's being honest, he's being open. Yeah, I'm like this play over here. Yo there you go, yeah what about you champo, no, hell no no top shit, I chill in hopes to see the eggs like you never stepped up, you just be like whatever real man, real man.
Speaker 3So if you knew she was gonna be at a party, is whatever. Then, like you don't care, you wanna step the fit up just a little bit it's gonna be stepped up before I get out the house me bro. I make sure my gas tank full. I make sure I put the right music when I pull up.
Speaker 2I replay the same song. If I know it's a good song and I'm like five minutes away, as soon as I get there I'll play the song again.
Speaker 1I'll put a breakup song when I pull up.
Speaker 2Shit, Shit. It's all about the way you show up.
Speaker 3Right, you gotta have the aura when you pull up. Yeah, you gotta have it. I heard no, damn, there you go.
Speaker 2He doing good without me.
Speaker 4For real all right, what you got chopper, give the next one chopper we about to see. All right, it says are you still close friends with any of your past sexual partners?
Speaker 3no, damn be truthful, bro, be truthful yeah he being truthful, I'm blocked he said they gave me a restraining order. I don't know what the fuck that means. It's just a piece of paper at the end of the day no I'm just playing it's all jokes, it's all jokes damn bro. But uh, what about you? You want to answer?
Speaker 2What was it? My still friends? No, no.
Speaker 3No, damn, none of them, you know right.
Speaker 2No, I mean no.
Speaker 3What about you Ken?
Speaker 1I'm blocked too, guys.
Speaker 2Everybody be getting blocked. Everybody be getting blocked. I like the secret.
Speaker 1Yeah, bro.
Speaker 3I like the secret.
Speaker 1That really is. That's when you got to call from a different number, bro. Just let her know. Just let her know, hey, it's me, it's me. Can you oblige me?
Speaker 2Hey big head. Nah, that big head. I use that big head too many times.
First Round: Exes and Past Relationships
Speaker 3You up big head, big head. Let me go ahead and get that card. Bro, go ahead, get you up Bayhead, bayhead, let me go ahead and get that card, bro. Go ahead you can't see what I got. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done, because you were horny, damn Right.
Speaker 2I'm about to take a shot, bro, damn. I've done a lot oh shot for y'all. We could take a shot. Oh shit, we're exposing ourselves. Bro, right Damn, go ahead, give me a shot bro, you want a shot for real Tyson, oh, he be horny, horny.
Speaker 3Oh, that boy be horny. I'm going to tell y'all about him. Don't stand a chance. No, I'm just playing y'all, I'm just playing.
Speaker 1He not playing, he not playing, he not playing.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's mine. Oh no, Never mind. Yeah, that's mine. Oh no, never mind, that's his. Yeah, my fault, my fault, it's all games. Chat, it's all games, y'all. I'll just be joking, I'm really just adding there, for like dramatic effect really all right, kev you next bro they're not about to find out about how down bad I'll be getting, bro.
Speaker 1Go ahead, read another bottle, bro. I said we might need another bottle go ahead read it bro, it says what celebrity would you like to face in a sexy fist fight?
Speaker 3Huh, sexy fist fight.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1What celebrity.
Speaker 2What?
Speaker 1Yeah, what celebrity would you like to face in?
Speaker 3a sexy fist fight. What's a sexy fist fight?
Speaker 2Sexy fist fight. What the fuck.
Speaker 3What's that mean?
Speaker 2I don't know, bro, that's what it says what Sexy fist fight?
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means. Let's get him a new one. We'll get him a new question. Nah, nope, it's not my phone.
Speaker 2It's not my phone, it's not my phone. Answer it, then Answer it. Answer it, give me your answer. You know what it means, bro. I don't know what that is Exactly, so how you going? Yeah, okay, I'll hear. But damn, there you go, there you go, bro. It's alcohol.
Speaker 1It's just alcohol Shit. What's the worst condition you're ever left in the bathroom in? Shit hey all you janitors out there the reason why it don't flush. It was me, it was me, it was me.
Speaker 3All that shit on the walls. It was me. Hype me up, hype me up.
Speaker 2That boy need some. Yeah, it was me, that boy need some fiber.
Speaker 3That turd on the wall.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, Nobody's agreeing with me with that. That's what he said. That's what he said. I don't know. Go ahead, man.
Speaker 3What you done there, what you done? What's the dirtiest you?
Speaker 2done it. Damn what's the dirty. I mean you haven't done dirtiest.
Speaker 1I mean, yeah, what's the dirtiest? It's not even dirty, it's just regular type shit yeah it's regular shit it Vomiting.
Speaker 2Oh, you vomited in the bathroom.
Speaker 1Oh okay, oh okay, okay. I could see that. Yeah, oh, okay, okay. That shit was just like Tell us a little bit about the story, bro, Like I'm talking about. It was at my sister's house. Your boy got fucked though Like, yeah, the drinks caught up to me. She leave down the street. Bro I'm talking about I blacked out, but the thing is I feel like I just went straight to sleep. Woke up, oh that's what you thought yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1That's how shit is done here. Oh, okay, okay. I wake up to a story talking about something, bro, look at yourself, bro. I woke up with like a patch of throw up right here and I was like damn bro, what the hell.
Speaker 1Yeah, like for my, like I blacked out, like it was. I think it was like probably an extra 20 minutes after that. I guess I was still going until I fell asleep. Damn bro. Bro, they said that I went to the bathroom and I fell in backwards and supposedly hit my head and I was just in the yeah, I was in the tub just all fucked, bro, wake up, yeah, wake up, yeah, wake up Bro.
Speaker 1It was crazy, bro, like even my brothers told me some crazy shit. That happened that night too, like we had other friends.
Speaker 3They started touching you.
Speaker 4Yeah, no, Chit chit, chit, chit, chit, chit.
Speaker 3I said, yeah, dog, hey, he knocked out, pull his pants down.
Speaker 1Yeah, y'all gonna.
Speaker 3Don't get drunk around me. Break up with the dick of your butt, man.
Speaker 2I'm gonna have a whole Diddy fall on y'all, bro. I'm gonna have y'all he not lying On my chest. I take a picture like this.
Speaker 3Nah, I'm just playing.
Speaker 1Nah, I'm just playing. Damn bro. That sucks, though, so what did you have to clean?
Speaker 3everything up then nah, they did.
Speaker 1Oh, they clean up. That's good people right there, bro, people that look out for you, cause some people they'll do you dirty bro.
Speaker 3They'll put you on snap and everything, or just like nah they probably.
Speaker 1They probably have the video. They probably do, but they not gonna tell nobody it's like from the memorials.
Speaker 3That's fine. What about you, chapo? You ever been like that, bro?
Speaker 2If you don't mind answering, oh yeah, if you want To be honest bro.
Speaker 3You be doing some crazy stuff on the toilet. It's always liquid, bro, damn, and the porter, johns is crazy that's the hot sauna right there bro sometimes he's only got a white bro.
Speaker 2Just shit, just swipes off your body, bro what?
Speaker 1you mean, that's you just be sweating bro, you, you.
Speaker 2You be in the uh in the porter john during the summer, bro you swim by the time you come out bro you. You lost 10 pounds, bro, for real, bro, that be?
Speaker 3oh, my question is, bro, they could never. I don't know why, bro, people don't know how to take a shit, right, bro?
Speaker 2motherfuckers, be motherfuckers. Be trying to have a competition. Who can take the shit's the worst right?
Speaker 3for real, and then they be having like shit stacked up to the top sometimes, bro, and then you know, when I white my knuckles, be brushing it sometimes. I'm spazzing out. You're getting that shit off my finger bro. Real shit bro.
Speaker 1It's a mental thing.
Speaker 3Shit is not shit. It's about how you approach it Mental shit. Mamba mentality it's all in your head.
Speaker 2He make edits on the go. He can't do that. He can't make edits. Hold on, ryan, I'm over here trying to get the TikTok clips. That's what I'm saying. He clip farming, y'all. He clip farming.
Speaker 3No, but damn bro. What about you have any interesting alcohol stories passed out, blacked out or anything like that?
Speaker 4Can't really say I mean Allegedly, bro.
Speaker 3Allegedly, we can say allegedly. If you want, yeah, if you want Faded and sipping on the alcohol bro.
Speaker 2Allegedly Tight, tight, tight.
Speaker 3Hitting 150 down the road. Allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 2That's how I be, bro.
Speaker 3Alleg to proving guilt in the court of law. All right, all right, what's the next one? You got the next one, bro. Yeah, I got the next one.
Speaker 2Here we go, here we go. If you could change porn in one way, how would you change it?
Speaker 3Now we asking the question, bro, hell yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 2Take out the gay section. Huh, take out the gay section.
Speaker 3The trans yeah.
Speaker 1I was ready for that, bro? All that shit, all that shit. Wait, say it one more time what you gonna do Take out the gay section.
Speaker 2Nah man Nah, I thought.
Speaker 1I thought I don't like it.
Speaker 3Running games Till you see that, like that shit, like you know, the analytics Show up here when you take it that shit go. They done lost Like 10 million People that come to the hotel. It's just jokes, bro.
Speaker 2They should know by now, bro, they should know by now.
Speaker 3Right, it's just jokes, but nah take that section out.
Speaker 2Take out the trans section. Should be pissing me off.
Speaker 3He wilding, y'all he wilding. It's crazy. These could be, Bro. Why you so cheeked up like that? That'd be the best video.
Speaker 1You think homie hit?
Speaker 2it from the back till he got a different camera angle.
Speaker 3That's two sets of balls. Homie got the grips thing. Whoa where this thing come from, bro that shit, push that shit to the side. Boy, that shit sound like a thong bro Thong bro chill. Why that shit bigger than mine? That's what be pissing me off. That's what be getting. No, I agree 100, bro. Y'all need to get rid of some some useless stuff like like y'all need to start making more realistic. So get rid of all that fake scene, bro. My stepmom, she is not gonna fuck me y'all, hey let's not get too rash.
Speaker 2Now let's not get too rash now relax now what y'all think.
Speaker 3How you, how you, how you gonna make porn better? No, I don't know, bro.
Speaker 1I thought I thought he was on to something I thought he was on to something, bro. This man came out.
Speaker 3So happy I was like he on to something I'm not, I don't know, bro, honestly, what about?
Speaker 4you chubby, you got any. I would never go back to intro oh, you intro, damn oh you were straight in.
Speaker 3I'm going to say it again Take out the intros.
Speaker 4Stop all the talking, it's straight to doing it bro I'm only in here for 10 seconds.
Speaker 2You load up a video just straight, fucking Not even the logo nothing, bro.
Speaker 3It be like that. Sometimes you get that Build up, bro.
Speaker 2Sometimes the intro Just does it for you.
Speaker 4Right, you just need that quick.
Speaker 2All I wanted to see Was a leg move. That was it really Gone Done.
Speaker 3Get too excited, bro. You already finished Before it started.
Speaker 2But fuck, you just wake up, bro. You just wake up, bro. Yo waking up on the main page.
Speaker 4Is crazy what happened here?
Speaker 2Not again.
Speaker 3Who did this to me?
Speaker 2Fuck, it's demons.
Speaker 3Go ahead, chopper, you get the next one, my fault y'all.
Speaker 1Again, it's the center. This is funny, bro, man this bitch long as fuck, damn.
Speaker 3We can change it if you want, bro Nah it's all good, it's there.
Speaker 4Have you? Have you ever hooked up with someone you met while you was, while one of you was working? Your bartender, your ride share passenger? No, with the what it says, have you ever hooked up with someone you met while one of you was working?
Speaker 3with them, people you work with bro, nothing bro hell no like, get in the truck. Bro you in that heat too long. Come over here, come in the AC with me, nah none of that.
Speaker 1Go, go down.
Speaker 3Alright, let me go ahead and get the next one. Then, bro, it says right here Everyone take a shot. That's crazy, yeah he lying.
Speaker 2Yeah, he lying, that was lying.
Speaker 1Hold on, bro, I'm gonna have to take another shot. Have you ever gotten?
Speaker 3cum On an object that belonged to someone who was not at all involved in the act. Damn bro, go ahead, load that shot up, bro. I'm a man of mysteries, bro yo, I'm a man of mysteries.
Speaker 2I'll leave that up to your imagination these couches, the microphone, the headphone?
Speaker 3No, I'm just joking. No wonder it smell fishy bro I appreciate it, bro. I tried to get rid of that bleach Chill bro.
Speaker 2There's a seafood boy on the stove bro.
Speaker 3Oh, that's what y'all going to have, uh-huh.
Speaker 2Oh, carne asada too.
Speaker 3Oh damn, most def, bro, most def.
Speaker 4What y'all?
Speaker 3doing chapel for your sisters? Uh, oh, they're doing. Oh, for real, bro, y'all stay cooking up that good I'll be seeing uh your pops because I'm on on social media, bro. Y'all stay putting up good food, bro. I'm like I'll be, I'll be over here drooling. They never invite. I just be seeing his stories and everything. All this food.
Speaker 2Just teasing the whole community, I just want one taco bro. I just want one taco, Please bro.
Speaker 3Nah, I'm just messing, but what's the next one?
Speaker 1What's the next one? Here you go. Next one who is the most recent person you masturbated to?
Speaker 3Now we talking, yeah, now yeah.
Speaker 1You gonna take a shot?
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm about to take a shot, you want?
Speaker 4to take a shot. I'm about to take a shot. It's the same, bro, I'll cut everything out bro, I promise you bro, she's going to be on TikTok tomorrow.
Speaker 1You want more. You want more.
Speaker 2No, no, yeah, you got a clip tomorrow, my boy. I'm about to edit your shit.
Speaker 3You want to answer Jopo.
Speaker 2I'm going to get another one. I'll read it out, though I'll read it out. What do group sex and group projects have in common? How the fuck am I supposed to answer? I don't know what do group sex and group projects have in common.
Speaker 3What do they have in common, Yaya?
Speaker 4They're all in a group.
Speaker 2They're all in a group, they're all in a group, somebody doing all the work doing all the work, what crime will mostly likely send you to prison in the future? Probably something to do with drugs, really Something to do with drugs. Something to do with drugs, honestly, that's about it, really, really, really. That's about it.
Speaker 1That's a dumb question.
Speaker 2Why don't we get another one? Don't do that, go ahead and get another one.
Speaker 4It's not really, you got like 10 questions left. I ain't like this one either.
Speaker 2Don't get this one.
Speaker 1They're not answering.
Speaker 2What was the first thing that made you question yourself, made me question hey, this shit sound gay.
Speaker 3Nah, what the fuck? No, no, no, you got to answer. What the fuck I ain't gay. Listen, let me take a shot.
Speaker 2Let me take a shot, I ain't telling you. Nah, I mean, I ain't gay nah I mean I ain't gay.
Speaker 3I mean I know baby question about don't be gay. What happened room I? Know in gym class sometimes he said with the big boy.
Speaker 4Let me tell y'all something bro, go ahead, go ahead bro.
Speaker 3Okay, it's kind of like the whole holes in your socks but this is the worst scenario for me, oh shit I didn't know, bruh we were in sixth grade, seventh grade, and it was gym class and everything, and, bruh, I pulled my pants down. Bro, my boxers, bruh, they were ripped at the bottom, bruh you had the emergency boxes on. I really had everybody like I faced away from everyone because you know it was the boxers that had like, like the slit to your, your pee-pee would be out but your whole dick would be out bro.
Speaker 3So that's why I turned the other way bro.
Speaker 1Bro, I didn't know my ass cracking balls was showing everybody.
Speaker 2bro, I didn't know, I was wondering why everybody was like. Why does it look like?
Speaker 3that.
Speaker 1What's that?
Speaker 3smell.
Speaker 2I didn't understand who said that. I I thought it was like somebody over there, right?
Speaker 3You know they were talking about me.
Speaker 2Nah, man, I'll tell you, bro, what's up.
Speaker 3No, but real shit, bro, my boxers at a whole.
Speaker 2You know how it is yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1You be needing that little it's that the back of the, the back of the, the back of the.
Speaker 2The back of the. I call those boxes the years bro, because they're still in it bro it's just the way it's just the way, same same, I just get it because it says I saw myself in some hands.
Speaker 2no, but uh, but nah, when I used to know mine were, uh, my one ripped so I would just wait. I will either try to get there as quick as possible, so I could, because you know there was only two bathrooms in middle school that you can actually use changing apart from that, you just had to change in front of everybody, so I would rush to the bathroom, had to change right quick If I knew they had hoes. You didn't change for everybody. Huh, if they had hoes I would have changed. Just turn around like I did, bro.
Speaker 3Nah, but it was hoes.
Speaker 2If you can't see them, they can't see you. Nah, I'm just looking for somebody to do that, bro, I swear.
Speaker 3Everybody is looking at everybody. Bro, everybody just be yo, all right, I'm going to say another thing, it wasn't me, I heard. I heard, yeah, it was me. Nah, I ain't going to name drop, but there was a dude that was like hey, I saw such and such.
Speaker 2Let me, let me. You can bleep out the name, bleep out the. I was like bro.
Speaker 3Come to find out, bro, that dude was gay. I was like oh my God, I didn't know the one that was looking around. That's why he was looking around. It cut to the fact that he was a homosexual. Sorry y'all, my fault. It was a fuck. There's no problem. You know, whatever floats your boat and everything I don't diss.
Speaker 2but I didn't know. I didn't know I could have gained my whole show.
Speaker 3Look at me being inconsiderate and selfish. Alright, next question my fault y'all. I'm telling y'all too much, bro who?
Speaker 2can't they know that one.
Speaker 4I don't want to talk, Alright it says have you ever set something on fire that you wasn't supposed to? What were the consequences?
Speaker 3Allegedly You're going to take a shot, chopper, I'll take a shot, Let us know, bro. You know what I'm saying. Y'all know that bank does. What was it? Magic Chopper? It was a lighter, huh.
Speaker 4Can't say bro, I'm gonna be locked up after this episode, bro.
Speaker 3Allegedly bro. Let's just say you did it on GTA one time. On gta, what I did was have you ever accidentally sent a screenshot of someone sexed to that person? Okay, I never have.
Speaker 2I never had well there you go.
Speaker 3I ain't that, I ain't never had it. Well, there you go. I ain't that lucky like that bro.
Speaker 1Don't nobody be sexting me. Drop my whole phone number. This phone number.
Speaker 3Nobody be sexting me. Nobody wants to.
Speaker 2Sorry to get that away from you. Go ahead bro.
Speaker 1Go ahead, show us the profile of someone you first Follow on social media Someone you follow On social media, the first person you followed. Thirst follow.
Speaker 2Thirst follow oh shit, I don't know when my fuck that shit. That's another shot.
Speaker 1That's another shot.
Speaker 4That's another shot, another shot.
Speaker 3Well, shout them out. Who was it that you followed From here? Go ahead, bro Shadi. If you're watching this episode, just know I follow you. I be doing a lot of crazy things In the bathroom Looking at your pictures.
Speaker 2At the work bathroom.
Speaker 1In the port-a-john I really don't know.
Speaker 2No more porn shows like that.
Speaker 1When I was younger, I I'm out the game bro.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm out the game on that shit. I'm over here about to say a whole bunch of old ladies now For real, bro.
Speaker 2I'm about to say Lisa.
Speaker 3Ann, God damn she on retirement now ain't she Bro?
Speaker 2she been on retirement when I was in school.
Speaker 3No, I'm just hey, if you're watching this Miss.
Speaker 2Anne Put that diaper to the side. Girl, hold on what you doing, man, let me tell you what I'm not. Keep the bush. Have you ever been?
Speaker 3someone's side piece where they up front with you about it.
Speaker 2This is good, okay, okay, not really a side piece. Um, yeah, not really a side piece. It was once and with nobody at the time, so it really wasn't like a side piece.
Speaker 3Wait, it said have you ever been a side piece for what now?
Speaker 2Have you ever been a side piece? Were they upfront about it? Did they let me know in the sense Nothing, then yeah, no, I've never been a side piece.
Speaker 3Never at the school dance, mm-mm, not the school dance At the school dance.
Speaker 2The school dance. Who knows something about the school dance? Let me be real with you, Rob Markman 2 Chainz they be doing you dirty.
Speaker 3Sometimes they be like invite you to school dance and then when you get there they like Rob Markman 2 Chainz, oh, with the real man, Rob Markman 2 Chainz. They go up there to go talk and get the other person jealous.
Speaker 1So there you are bro, rob Mark.
Speaker 2I guess I'm the only one that gets that dirty, huh.
Speaker 4That's crazy.
Speaker 3I tell you, bro, the math teachers, that's what he be doing to me sometimes.
Speaker 2He said when we get through these?
Speaker 3doors, act like we don't know each other.
Speaker 2I say yes, sir he goes to kiss his wife. Lock him up, y'all lock him up. Who got the?
Speaker 3next one, I'll tell y'all, I'll tone it down, I'll tone it down If it would help Stop climate change.
Speaker 4Would you allow Scientists to insert A bunch of Atmospheric CO2 Up your ass so your body Could convert it Into a less Destructive gas that you Then have to Fart out Bit by bit For the rest of your life? It would not be paid.
Speaker 2Fuck, no, hell, no, so fuck the kids fart out bit by bit for the rest of your life. You will not be paid. Fuck no, Hell, no. So fuck the kids.
Speaker 4So fuck the kids. Hey, I ain't doing shit for you, bro. That game, bro the longest question.
Speaker 3You ain't gonna save the world, chapo Hell. No, bro, they'll probably make a statue or something of you. Bro, real shit.
Speaker 4They made me like the Statue of Liberty and made me, and they made me like the.
Speaker 3Statue of Liberty. Butt-ass naked, bro Like the David statue bro. Dick out every time, shit was cold. They say where the fuck did this cloud come from?
Speaker 2Whole balls right there, bro. Damn, that's a crazy-ass question. I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 3That's actually a pretty good creative thought.
Speaker 2That's a creative thought, but my God, who wrote that?
Speaker 4That shit was long to read, bro.
Speaker 3Hey bro, y'all reading better than me, bro, when I got read I be stuttering that dyslexic be kicking at the wrong time bro.
Speaker 3I be looking at this shit, bro, bro, for real, bro, for real. They be talking about it in the comments, bro, read right. My fault, y'all my fault I'm going to. It's really ai to be doing it. Who in your life are you 100 sure only has vanilla sex and missionary position every time? I know that's the only. That's the only one I've seen them do. That's all I've seen them do whenever I'm outside the window. That's all I've seen that shit I'll be leaving home mad as hell.
Speaker 2I be making eye contact. You be watching him, I be going hard at night too.
Speaker 3I put the cameras in their room for this.
Speaker 2This is a bunch of you like that you feel that.
Speaker 3Tell me when you talk Finish?
NSFW Questions and Sexual Preferences
Speaker 2you want water you want some juice. You want some juice you want some juice?
Speaker 3I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick. I'll sit there nah, I'm just joking. Um, who do I think, missionary? The only thing I don't know, bro. The only I ain't got nothing, bro, I don't know. I feel like everybody I know just a whole horn dog bro, right Type shit, type shit Okay okay, I was like Hell yeah.
Speaker 1Hell yeah.
Speaker 3Me doing shit Handstands Doing the plank, doing everything, bro.
Speaker 2Whole jack driver Jack Jackpaw, what is it called?
Speaker 3Paw driver. There you go. That was a jackhammer. That was a jackhammer. I ain't got nothing, bro, nothing. You want to do the next?
Speaker 2one, you got the next one. Hold on, bro, that water getting on the cards.
Speaker 1If I found out that you were being cheated, would you want me to tell you? If I found out that you were, yeah, if I found out, if you were being cheated on, would you want me to tell you? If you found out that we were getting cheated on, or that you were getting cheated on. Okay, if I find out, but it just sounded like I was talking about y'all or if I found out that you were being cheated on.
Speaker 3Let's just say what you wanted to tell you. So it's like am I, is it?
Speaker 1direct to one person is I'm what?
Speaker 2I'm trying to say Okay, if he found out that y'all were being cheated on, would you want him to tell y'all that we were getting cheated?
Speaker 3on. You gotta tell me, bro. You gotta tell me because I'm like Rocky Balboa, bro Got the whole boxing thing on as soon as I get home. What the Nah? I'm just joking.
Speaker 2I am not joking.
Speaker 3Let it be known. Nah, I'm just joking. I'm just joking, but I guess. Yeah, you know, I really don't even know you like that, but if you saw the side piece cheating on me, bro, let me know bro. Yeah, don saw, um, the side piece cheating on me, bro, let me know bro yeah, don't tell me my man, you know me. Let me know my side piece, you know me let me find out um my side piece, doing missionary sex somewhere else.
Speaker 2Let me know my side piece getting three, three senses like that.
Speaker 3No, I'm just playing, but bro, go ahead, bro Go ahead. You got the next one. That wasn't really that good of a question, bro Right. Give him another one, bro Right.
Speaker 1All right, all right, here you go. It says what's the largest number of people you've ever had sex with at one time?
Speaker 2Oh damn, rico Saudio, damn. Go ahead, bro, tell the truth.
Speaker 3Bro, don't lie, we're taking shots, up to you Just one, just one. Yeah, just one, that's the biggest group you've ever had.
Speaker 1Yeah, just one.
Speaker 3I respect that bro. I respect that man of the Lord bro, man of Lord Akron, the man, Okay, okay, oh, were you going to say something? No, no no.
Speaker 4I respect that, bro, I respect that?
Speaker 2When's the last time you gave someone Too much information About yourself? Give it to us now.
Speaker 3Right now. Too much information Right now.
Speaker 2That would probably Don't be thinking. At least I don't think I gave someone Too much information.
Speaker 3About myself. I feel like you just Let it all out bro.
Speaker 2Let it all out Huh.
Speaker 1On the first day. On the first day.
Speaker 2Nah, not really. I be holding my cards till it's someone I can like y'all, like you feel me till then, but not really Like just meeting them or no, just when the last time you gave something, yeah, even then even then. I haven't given no information about myself, Not even the state. Bro. They be asking for my information, bro.
Speaker 3What's your social security card? You good, I just shrugged my shoulders. What's your status?
Speaker 2It's like a Facebook status Single Feeling excited.
Speaker 3All right, Chubb, it's your turn, bro, let's see what you got bro, all right time was your turn.
Speaker 4Bro, let's see what you got. It says how do you find out about men's the fuck that say, oh, menstruation, menstruation, oh damn okay, okay, do you have any remaining unanswered questions.
Speaker 2I don't know what the fuck that is menstruation uh, that's like a girl period, that's oh okay, oh shit wait, is that?
Speaker 3how do you find out about it? Or?
Speaker 4no, uh, how did you find out about it?
Speaker 3oh, yeah, yeah, shit um how did you find out they were on their menstrual?
Speaker 2um, how do you find out about menstruation? Do you have any sex class? Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. How do you find, yeah, yeah out? That's how you found out, bro.
Speaker 3I feel like you've been knowing since elementary bro I ain't know, they bleed. I thought they had balls and dicks too, I just found out.
Speaker 2They poop, that's what they holds for.
Speaker 3Oh well, should have told me that earlier a little word of advice to all the people listening. Y'all know what they say, bro, if the river runs red, you gotta take the dirt road bro there you go.
Speaker 2I like that, I like that.
Speaker 3I like that. Real shit, real shit, right, literally, literally gonna have the chili flakes in there. Bro, have you ever hooked up with a friend and then truly gone back to being just friends? If so, how?
Speaker 2Tell them the truth. Tell them the truth, we friends, though. Tell them we friends. Yeah, no, I'm just joking.
Speaker 3Have you ever hooked up with a friend? I've never, bro. To be real, bro, I've never holed around or anything like that, bro. I be real, bro, I've never holed around or anything like that, bro. I've been pretty. I'm like a man of god, bro.
Speaker 3Yeah, I'm just joking, but now I've never hooked up with a friend or anything like that, I mean they might have wanted to, but, but it was cold that day, someday, I can only pray I can't perform in this temperature. That shit cut me back like five seconds, bro. Alright, next question, bro, who chilling too hard? I?
Speaker 1don't chill way too hard, mad hard have you lied in any any of your answers so far in this game? No, that one's good, no, I mean. I've been taking shots, damn yeah.
Speaker 3Yeah, makes sense damn, let me get that one, but that was too easy. Okay, alright, I like that.
Speaker 1I mean I've been taking shots, damn. I mean okay, yeah, yeah, man Makes sense, Damn.
Speaker 2Let me get that one, but that was too easy. Okay, all right. All right, I like that. I like that. I like that, all right.
Speaker 1It says have you ever excavated anything unexpected out of your bra? Have you what Excavated anything unexpected out of your bra? So I guess like excavate you dig it.
Speaker 2Excavated. What's that mean? What's that mean, bro?
Speaker 3You dig it Like that's what I'm you dig it, I feel like it moves like.
Speaker 1You think it means like crash out?
Speaker 2Nah, it just means like Like trying to. I don't know what the excavated Exca like trying to. I don't know what to excavate. Excavate out your bro, out your bro out your bro go ahead, bro.
Speaker 3Get your bro go ahead, get your bro. I was about to say that's your bro. It may not sound.
Speaker 1What sound do you? What sound do you make when you nut? Hold on say it again what sound do you make when you nut? He said will you make when you nut? He said Will you discriminate? Will you demonstrate it for us?
Speaker 3Go ahead, go ahead. I'm glad you went in Double dead. Go ahead, I really appreciate you Bro this not bro.
Speaker 1This gonna be on the internet bro, you gonna take a shot.
Speaker 3Let them know, bro, they ain't gonna see it, bro, I'm taking a shot.
Speaker 1I gonna take a shot, let them know, bro, they ain't gonna see you bro, I'll take a shot.
Speaker 3Ain't nobody gonna say I'm gonna put it all over your school page oh, you graduated, right.
Speaker 1All right, it's your brother that's still in school, right? Nah, everybody great. Oh, everybody, yeah, I'm on, this guy's ready. Yeah, bro, but he graduated this year right, yeah, okay, that's what it was, because I remember Yaya was telling me about it.
Speaker 3Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was still in school or something like that, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, sir.
Speaker 3Give us a sneak peek or something, bro, chop him, you care to answer the question?
Speaker 4Come on, bro, you gotta Open up a little bit bruh, it's a safe place, bruh Y'all.
Speaker 3I promise I won't put it on the internet just for clicks.
Speaker 2I'm really not trying to help us get famous, bruh.
Speaker 3I got the lead bruh.
Speaker 1Remember.
Speaker 2Cosmic. Cole family you can see this for $14.99.
Speaker 3Right, this is the free one If y'all want to see the super freaky version where we butt naked doing this game $14.99. That super freaky version where we butt naked doing this game $14.99.
Speaker 2That's a good one. Right there, you staying right.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 1That one got too many drinks in it, that one about to change that one. You know those answers.
Speaker 3Those questions you didn't answer. You have answers next time. Remember you blacking out? Yeah, we laced this whole part. No, I'm just joking.
Speaker 2What you got bro that's a good question though that was a good one. Who's your favorite person that you cheerfully lie to regularly? What's the damn, what the fuck I said. I'm sorry, mama, I never meant to hurt you bro, the favorite person that you cheerfully lie to regularly, is crazy, I'm sorry, mama. The government, the that you cheerfully lie to regularly, is crazy, I'm sorry, mama. The government, the government. What's the lie?
Speaker 3What's the lie?
Speaker 2That I make 10K a year.
Speaker 3For tax and legal purposes. I only make 10K a year.
Speaker 2I don't got nothing, y'all, I don't got nothing. I'm barely getting by. I don't got nothing.
Speaker 4I'm barely getting by, I'm barely getting by Look at my underwear.
Speaker 3Hold on, I'm going to ask another question, bro.
Speaker 2Is that a question or not?
Speaker 3That was actually pretty good. I like that. I like that.
Speaker 2What non-human fictional character turns you on? No repeating answers. Non-human fictional character. Fictional means like fake.
Speaker 1Cartoon, cartoon, shit.
Speaker 3All right cartoon shit.
Speaker 2I got a list, all right. All right, I started from 100. Any big booty bitch from well, any bad looking bitch from I can't repeat. I can't repeat From last one.
Speaker 3You said Mewtwo. Oh right, you said Mewtwo. Oh right, you said Mewtwo. Billed Girls you said the girl from Total Drama, total Drama. I did say that. You said the golf girl From Danny Phantom and you said the sister from Lilo and Stick. No repeating answers, bro.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, she bad American's right Hell yeah.
Speaker 2American Dragon Mom.
Speaker 3You said that one, I said that one.
Speaker 2Um, okay, okay, okay, you got Dake bro. Dexter's Laboratory. The mom.
Speaker 3I thought you meant Dee Dee. I was about to say no, Dee Dee.
Speaker 2Hell, no, uh, who else, who else? Mr Incredible.
Speaker 1Mr Incredible, mr Incredible Mr.
Speaker 2Incredible.
Speaker 4Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. The truth out.
Speaker 2Uh, what else.
Speaker 1What else? Oh, but it said non-human, hold on.
Speaker 2It said non-human, non-human, non-human. What the fuck we got? Non-human, fuck it. Let's go for a classic. Let's go for what's the name? The other bunny from Bugs Lola.
Speaker 1Bunny, is it Lola Bunny?
Speaker 2Lola Bunny. Okay, lola Bunny, who used to watch the.
Speaker 3Michael B Jordan Looney.
Speaker 2Tunes movie Michael B Jordan I mean.
Speaker 3Michael Jordan movie what's it called Looney Tunes?
Speaker 2Space, jam Space.
Speaker 3Jam Space, jam Lola, bunny bro.
Speaker 2That's the one. Let me see, I can't think of another. I think it's the Back in the day. Bro, there you go.
Speaker 3There you go. Y'all know what we talk about.
Speaker 4Don't act like y'all ain't rewinded a couple times what you guys talking about. I thought you was about to say something.
Speaker 3He's about to agree. Hell yeah, got the show on VHS.
Speaker 4It says have you ever showed a sex you received to a third party? Was it to brag or to laugh? Okay, Story time to a third party was it to brag or to laugh? Okay, uh, story time, freshman year. You know, I was talking to the little white girl. I showed him a homeboy that rides my bus. He didn't believe you at first yeah, yeah, I showed him, as you know, secret and shit like a secret went around telling everybody, oh damn and that's why the teacher got fired, bro.
Speaker 3Damn, that's crazy that sounds. And then the principal never came back, bro. That makes sense though, damn bro.
Speaker 4Damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 3He came around and told everybody.
Speaker 4Yo yo fucked up, damn bro. That's why you can't ever show nobody nothing bro.
Speaker 3That's why all them teachers be getting in trouble bro. For real, yeah, told everybody. Yeah, yeah, fucked up. That's why you can't ever show nobody nothing bro. That's why all them teachers be getting in trouble bro.
Speaker 2For real, bro. They really just teaching For being out.
Speaker 3Same with the school now, bro, they really just teaching sex ed at a higher level, bro, I said what I said Hands on approach, if you will. Damn so what happened? Did damn, so what happened? Did you end up getting?
Speaker 4in trouble for it, or nah?
Speaker 2oh, they didn't get like, because you know sometimes when the wrong person, uh-huh they tell the teachers.
Speaker 4I remember that happened in one time. Yeah, she found out and she got mad.
Speaker 2No nudes damn left you high and dry yeah, blue balls like whoever?
Speaker 3that was you a dickhead right, y'all really gonna do my man chopper like right, come on now you're in frame, yeah, you're in frame yeah, yeah damn bro, that sucks, bro. So you never done it again then, or at least not to that person. Well, not to that person.
Public Adventures and Crazy Locations
Speaker 4Like show them like I keep it to myself now. I learned my lesson. There you go. Keep it to yourself, bro. Keep it to yourself learn the lesson.
Speaker 3Y'all learned it from here. First one choppa himself. You get the nudes. Don't show nobody. Stop showing your preacher, stop showing your lawyer.
Speaker 2He said don't show God.
Speaker 3Don't show God, especially Me, as soon as I get it. How did you learn about masturbation? What are your remaining questions? How did I learn about it that?
Speaker 2was a good question.
Speaker 3All right, elementary school, bro, I'm going to go ahead and open up to y'all, bro. First question on my eyes answer oh damn, bro, it was like fourth grade, because I ain't never know what it was until fourth grade when I came over here to this, this county or whatever. Bunch of delinquents, bro. Oh, fourth grade. No, because we're at the lunch table and I'm not going to disclose no name it was over here topic it was like the topic.
Speaker 3Okay, so like oh, such and such, he always be uh beating his meat, or he always be talking about beating his meat. I was like beating your meat.
Speaker 4I had to act like I was trying to listen to the convo.
Speaker 3Stop eating my fries and stuff, bro. And um, they were like yeah, you know, he's like I go in the bathroom and I just get the shampoo and I just I'm like what is he talking about, bro? So you know, I went home that night, bro, I went home. He said shampoo, that shit burned a little. Bro put head and shoulders on his dick. I know you weren't supposed to put it in the hole, nah, but um, bro, I went home. Bro, bro, I slept good that night.
Speaker 1That shit changed my whole life, right there bro.
Speaker 3I started making A's. I thought girls looked disgusting.
Speaker 1I met my soulmate bro.
Speaker 3That shit was life changing. I thought girls looked disgusting. I met my soulmate bro. That shit was life-changing.
Speaker 1You said I met my right man. I ain't got a baby boy no more.
Speaker 3And fourth grade is crazy. No, but yeah, that's how I learned about it, bro, like I learned, it from the lunch table in school. Okay, okay, like I said, bro, you got to one curiosity, bro. You just got to figure out what the whole hype's about, bro. So one thing led to another and everything, and then, boom bro, to this day, bro, I got to go to the anonymous thing. Bro, I'm an ass, I'm fine to go to the bathroom right now. All right, y'all.
Speaker 1Alright, y'all, I'm going to head out Bad episode.
Speaker 3Y'all see, my hands was clean.
Speaker 2Be lucky Walks in I better be my meeting.
Speaker 1Nah, but that's about it, bro. Oh, but it said, do you have any questions?
Speaker 3Ray, what are your remaining questions? Why does it go so fast, bro, there?
Speaker 2you go. Why does it happen?
Speaker 3so fast, bro? There you go. Why does it happen too fast bro? Those are questions I have no answers for Me on Google.
Speaker 2How to last longer. How to last longer with myself. All right, next one.
Speaker 1You got to kill it.
Speaker 3This is all for jokes, y'all. We really just trying to make everybody laugh.
Speaker 2We're just trying to have a good time, Right? We just being silly gooses out here. Go ahead, bro. What happened?
Speaker 1Have you ever used a household item as a sex toy? Did it ever go back to its intended use again? Damn.
Speaker 3It got quiet. Everybody use a household item.
Speaker 2Bro, everybody be used to the big phone. What you use, fricotone, fricotone what you use nah man cause there you go.
Speaker 1A shot, bro, another shot my butt going down the bottom oh freak oh
Speaker 2freak, I said fricotone fricotone no, just no, we're back we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, just know. Whoever had to use that next Just know there's a wooden spoon in that kitchen right there.
Speaker 3I couldn't even look at them the same, bro. I couldn't go eat at the dinner table with everybody, bro, I had to eat by myself. I couldn't look nobody in the eyes, bro, I had to snitch on myself.
Speaker 1Lock him up. Guilty, guilty, guilty, holy shit.
Speaker 4One more.
Speaker 1Damn. No, no, no.
Speaker 3If we had two? More shots on him. He would have answered it, bro. We would have found out what not to touch at his house. Two more shots he would have been using my big spoon.
Speaker 2Shit, let me see. Let me see If you had to choose between never eating solid food again or never having an orgasm again, which I like soup the fuck. If I had to choose between never eating solid food again or never having an orgasm again, which would you choose?
Speaker 3I'll be a blue ball man the rest of my life, blue ball man, I can't do it, bro. I need a nut, I need it, I love it. Y'all. Y'all'd rather have nut than food, I love the fucking have a fucking problem.
Speaker 2All right, I made me maruchan on the three minutes three minutes in there by only you gotta eat the ramen by just drink the broth, bro.
Speaker 3I made me maruchan on the, on the quick boy. Oh, bruh bro.
Speaker 2Three minutes. Three minutes in there, but I don't mean you gotta eat the ramen, but I just drink the broth, bro, I can't do it, bro.
Speaker 3I love food too much bro.
Speaker 2Food is good, bro what am I tripping?
Speaker 3Y'all like food more Than y'all like nothing, or y'all like nut more Than y'all love food?
Speaker 4I don't know, bro, blue bars who?
Speaker 2said that love nut.
Speaker 4That was a trick question. I was just trying to see who answered it.
Speaker 1I was processing that bro.
Speaker 3There you go. He's got the chow. You got that All right.
Speaker 4It says if you were physically able to lick your own crotch, would you do it regularly? Nah, not really. No, not after work, bro. Like a cat, that shit be slinging bro regularly?
Speaker 3nah, not really no, don't have to work, bro, like a cat, that shit be stinking bro, that's an honest man right there but it be having that interesting smell
Speaker 2bro, you be having a scratch and then you go back. It's a, it's an acquired taste they all smell good. That's no season, bro, this shit kinda, this shit kinda, this shit kinda good.
Speaker 1Smell to it bro.
Speaker 3They need to make a cologne out of this.
Speaker 1Bro, this is what she be tasting.
Speaker 4I was thinking that.
Speaker 3I was thinking that this is what she smelled. Have you, have you actively trying to get better at the art of lovemaking? What have you tried to learn? What resources? Resources? Have you ever have you actively trying to get better at the art of love making? What have you tried to learn? What resources? Resources have you consulted? Resources was, uh, the the corn website bro chat gbt chat gbt. Is chat gbt there?
Speaker 3you go there you go. Have I tried getting better at love making? What did I try to learn, bro? Real shit, I'm gonna need a shot, bro. I can't be giving out my secrets, bro. I'm working on a book.
Speaker 1It's called self-love 101 a man has never truly and just have pictures of my hands one of them got the nails done, the other one's just like this.
Speaker 3I can choose, bro, did you? Want it or yeah, I'm going to get a shot, bro. I can't be exposing my secrets, bro. This is me studying. Bro, I can't give away at least 20 years of knowledge Go ahead K.
Speaker 1Okay, you can gilio time.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know that's what it says bro you can just hand it to expert. Ain't that smart bro?
Speaker 3oh, you can guillotine anyone, but you have to stand in line with that person for eight hours while you wait to use the guillotine oh, it's a guillotine. Thank you, your head off yeah, you know, like the the things, like the old, like medieval times, that thing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah who would you do?
Speaker 2it's kind of dumb, don't, don't that's the ones that you're hoping.
Speaker 3Tells you Go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2Motherfucker start naming. Go to the bathroom, bro.
Speaker 1Alright man.
Speaker 3As soon as they close the door.
Speaker 1All I see is flashes bro.
Speaker 2It's a disco in here, go ahead bro, what you got, bro, assholes?
Speaker 3kick me out of the Fucking party.
Speaker 1Have you ever taken a shit that you thought was worth Taking a picture of? Did you show it off?
Speaker 3that's valid, bro. Sometimes, bro you amazing came out of you.
Speaker 2I had one I think a lot about I had a whole banana boat, yeah no, I haven't, but I thought about it Like bro, that's the thing.
Speaker 1Like I mean, yeah, I felt disgusted, like if I were to take a picture and send it to somebody.
Speaker 2That's what I felt.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was like, yeah, but personally in my head I was like yeah, this shit, this shit impressive Solid, this is solid, this is solid. Yeah, I feel that All in one piece is crazy.
Speaker 2I feel that I'm over than flushed. I was like, look bro, I've been trying to flush this thing. I was like fuck.
Speaker 3What should I do?
Speaker 2Just kept spinning like a Beyblade in there, bro, damn, that's what I said, that's why I wanted to take a picture, bro, like he said, bro, I felt disgusted.
Speaker 3I was like who am I going to send this to? What the fuck? I flush it down. And then somebody talking about some Loch Ness Monster in the lake or some shit.
Speaker 3Technically, if you think about it, that's the size you can take technically, so never then you ain't never, I never have For shits and giggles I used to take videos of my dog taking a shit, bro, just to send to people Every day, bro, just, and then send it to somebody just out of they were like no context, they're just recording. They said this. That's a vile Snapchat activity.
Speaker 2I got the videos in my phone bro, I believe you.
Speaker 3I believe you. You're taking some stinky ones bro. Hey bro, look at my dog, he's wallowing.
Speaker 2Not even respond to their message. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1They're going to respond to this. Leave him on read.
Speaker 2So drop me insane, so drop me the same, but real quick, though real quick.
Speaker 3What's the biggest size you've dropped, bro?
Speaker 1Real shit, camera's on, bro it's on still, but I ain't pulling the measuring tape out, bro, but at least you do.
Speaker 2God damn hold up how big is four feet.
Speaker 3It was like a swirl, it was like the mochi.
Speaker 1It was like the mochi, it was like a swirl. It was like the mochi. It was like the mochi, it was like a swirl.
Speaker 3Oh shit bro, real shit, bro, real shit. I felt that bro, I felt that bro.
Speaker 1Y'all was like poop Bro was rotating.
Speaker 3Y'all like tighten up a little bit and let it go out slower Huh.
Speaker 2That boy got controlled, that thing got ripped, that thing got ripped, then they got ripped.
Speaker 3They sit like zoe limits out there. Oh, it's just me.
Speaker 2I guess I'm the only one tripping there, huh, y'all know what I'm talking about. Don't say it so loud, baby, Don't say it so loud. I should be scratching the right spot. Yeah tap.
Speaker 3Yeah, all right bro. Yeah, that's all. Y'all know what? All right bro. Next question.
Speaker 2Yeah, have you ever horny cried? What that mean fuck.
Speaker 3I'm horny what that mean what?
Speaker 2that mean how you horny cry. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Have I cried? No, never have I been horny all the time. What's the longest you gone without washing your bath towel? I ain't gonna lie, should probably be in like a couple weeks bath towel.
Speaker 3I ain't gonna lie couple weeks honestly.
Speaker 2honestly, I ain't going to lie A couple weeks. Honestly, I ain't going to lie to y'all.
Speaker 3Ho ho hippie.
Speaker 2I ain't going to lie bro.
Speaker 3He's saving the turtles y'all.
Speaker 2I'm like I really got to change towels. I have more towels. I ain't going to lie, I've done that before.
Speaker 3Y'all please donate to 1499. These towels are getting expensive. I need to dry myself. Y'all don't need new towels.
Speaker 2I need new towels. I have no more towels, it's got holes in it. Towels I've got who been looking at my towels.
Speaker 3I'm the reason why I got holes in it. Those are my worry towels.
Speaker 2You got to dry the fuck out of me sometimes. Go ahead, bro, what you got.
Speaker 4Chopper it says when. Has being quotation marks, being yourself, really not worked out for you? All the damn time, man, All the damn time, damn.
Speaker 3What happened Like? Tell us one story at least if you don't mind.
Speaker 4Um, I don't know, man Like I saw all my co-workers, you know, smoking cigarettes. I try to smoke cigarettes just to look cool and I'm, I'm addicted damn bro for real damn.
Speaker 3That's how it happens drugs alcohol and sex, bro. That's how it happens, bro at an early age at an early age. Damn, you really got started on cigarettes because of that hell, yeah, damn damn, that's crazy, that shit don't hurt, like whenever you first did it, like it didn't hurt your throat.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, I kept on. You was cool bro. I was a cool guy at work. You was fucking cool bro.
Speaker 3I didn't know he was chill like that. Hey, pass him a cigarette. Damn bro. All right, let's see, this is my fault, bro. What's the least sexy piece of media that's played in the background while you got sexy? Least sexy piece of media, like the less sexiest song I've had in the back abc song, bro, that shit just popped up on the playlist one time, bro.
Speaker 3You like I can't get jiggy with this shit, bro, so you just gotta skip it bro right right that's pretty much it y'all ain't never, had a bad song. Pop up one time, yeah. Y'all have music when y'all do your thing, or y'all.
Speaker 4It's quiet, it's quiet.
Speaker 2I don't even make no noise, but I just I be focused, but hold on you popping up on my forehead. Nah, y'all listen to music. I've had a song.
Speaker 3You don't listen to music while you do your thing Like when you're doing your thing with your partner. Nah bro, no playlist.
Speaker 1I be slacking on that.
Speaker 2My phone is thugging out.
Speaker 1You got a specific playlist Right into it 10 seconds, man, where that going?
Speaker 2to last. I don't got time for that.
Speaker 3That's tight shit. You see what I mean.
Speaker 1Nah, bro, a little quickie. Why all of them quickies? Chill girl, I told you it's gotta be the right setting your microwave, I mean your.
Speaker 3It's throwing me off. It's throwing me off, baby.
Speaker 1Yo, she's not changed. It just can't do it. It's blocking my head. Sometimes you say what is this Red sandals?
Speaker 3It's not gonna be in my right state of mind.
Speaker 2I be like that. I be like that sometimes.
Speaker 3Alright, what you got. You wanna do another one, or you gonna? You wanna do another one For the shit of it, like for the fun of it, nah.
Speaker 1I'm good.
Speaker 3You good.
Speaker 1Yeah, hey.
Speaker 2Go ahead bro. Let's do another one bro. Go ahead bro. One more bro. Go ahead bro, go ahead bro.
Speaker 1It's already an hour. Yeah, final one.
Speaker 2It's going to be the final one.
Speaker 1What's the weirdest part of someone's body that you have kissed or licked? Whose idea was it?
Speaker 3There we go. It's almost like we knew that was the question.
Speaker 1That was not like a setup.
Speaker 3Go ahead, bro. Talk to the camera bro.
Speaker 1Go ahead, get a little descriptive, bro. There ain't no weird shit, bro you gonna take a shot. You gonna take a shot, bro God damn, I don't wanna get in detail With this man. At least Alright answer this.
Speaker 4Was it the upper?
Speaker 1body or lower body? Just answer this you going to take a shot? No, you're going to take a shot still.
Speaker 2I just want to know, was it upper half or lower?
Speaker 3half.
Speaker 1It's really nothing crazy bro.
Speaker 3The toes is kind of crazy to me. What was the question Shot?
Speaker 2Shot, that's the weirdest person you kiss and I Shot, shot. That's the weirdest person that you kissed in the lit. Hey, but I be talking to him, I don't give a fuck. See, that question would have been for me. I would have answered that shit.
Speaker 3What's your thing?
Speaker 4Chapo, I'm an ass eater, so Tight shit, they gonna know that.
Speaker 2Hey, respect, respect, respect.
Speaker 4Hold on say it again, bro, I Real shit, real shit.
Speaker 2There you go. That's a man that loves this woman right there. That's a man that loves this woman right there. Yeah, that was a lover boy.
Speaker 3Yeah, I respect that, yeah, that's a gentleman right there.
Speaker 2That's a gentleman right there. Those are rare.
Speaker 3Yeah, those make that like a used tube. Fuck opening the door, fuck paying your bill or your 50-50.
Speaker 2I'm going to eat ass. Fuck your nails, bitch. I'm eating your ass, damn right, real shit, real shit.
Speaker 3That's some suit and tie shit right there Right.
Speaker 2No, baby, I bought a real one. Go ahead, bro, I'm going to use these two. Yo wait.
Speaker 3Did you take your shot you?
Speaker 2ain't take your shot yet Right, take your shot.
Speaker 3Put your of yourself Good, trying to get quiet. Just alcohol, just alcohol. That time be going by quick bro. It's already been an hour.
Speaker 2This is crazy, right, all right. Is this the final one, or?
Speaker 3Yeah, we'll do a final one, but I'll let y'all do it, bro, because I feel like I've been doing it.
Speaker 2No, no, no. You good bottom that the ones that got wet want me to use them I use it for the questions.
Speaker 3Oh, just put them out, okay okay, don't. That's what good questions too oh, we're done we're gonna, we're gonna tell what it is we're gonna fine, we'll read them out. These were retired, so no, no, okay, I'm gonna go read them out.
Speaker 2Which dinosaur do you think is the sexiest? T-rex, um, tell us about a time you you were successfully peer pressured to doing something. Peer pressure Boy, you can't peer pressure me, I'm the peer pressure. Boy, I don't need no motivation. I came with motivation. We doing it all. Yeah, I've never been peer pressured. Dead ass. I thought that was going to be a bigger problem in my life Was not no Damn.
Speaker 2I'm going to pull one from these because those just got away. They got away for a reason. They asked Tell us about a crime you've already thought through how to do in detail. Rob a bank Describe it in detail. Describe it in detail. Okay, so the plan was.
Speaker 3You work at the bank as an employee.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 3They're paying you money from the bank.
Speaker 2We robbing them, we robbing them we robbing them.
Speaker 3That's a job. That was the key right, we gonna rob the bank. We both gonna get a job there. They're gonna pay us money from the bank. That's a job. I knew what you were talking about. I knew exactly what you were talking about?
Speaker 2I knew exactly what you were talking about rob a mentality. There you go but yeah, the crime he was robbing a bank. I had it plotted out. It was this one little bank. I ain't gonna say the name. You told me about it. It was this one. But I came in there one day at the house I told reverends I was like I'm about to rob this bank because I used to go in there all the time On GTA, right on GTA so they're pausing my check all the time and I just looked around and like they had a camera facing the X sign, like the camera was right here.
Speaker 2There was a sign right in front of it Blocked the whole. I was like damn bro, they haven't even seen this yet Wait. That one get robbed. Yeah, they got robbed a couple times, right, yeah, they beat me, they beat me. But uh, yeah, that, that that was. I walked in there. I said, yeah, these, these, these cameras are shit bro damn bro but yeah, that's, that's about it really all right, what you got, chapel okay, it says have you ever seen a sex?
Speaker 4well, pooping all the time, every day, on the job site In the Port-A-Johns Crazy what's your Ass wet and everything.
Speaker 3What's your ankles, bro? What's your ankles? What's your ankles With a cigarette in my mouth? Wait?
Speaker 2You put your clothes on, bro.
Speaker 3There's some people that have to take their whole clothes off when they poop.
Speaker 4If I'm at work Fully clothed, if I'm in the house I'm naked, bro. Oh, you naked, hell yeah, damn bro.
Speaker 2They don't yell at me, bro. Oh, you get like that too. You get naked too, because sometimes I be walking around in my boxers and shit.
Speaker 3So I got to take a my clothes off, bro, and then I don't even wipe I just pull my pants up, all right.
Speaker 2There's an episode on this. There's an episode on this. What's the issue?
Speaker 3It smell good. I'm going to be itchy the whole day. Oh, that's why it's itchy. That shit feel good when you're trying to do it. That shit feel good With these crotch toes.
Speaker 1I knew it on purpose.
Speaker 3Just so I could get that itch and scratch sensation bro.
Speaker 2That man can't get no diseases bro, that shit get raised Like the top of the grave bro.
Speaker 3Alright, bro, I guess we're gonna have to wrap it up, unless y'all want to do one more, one more, or what are you done?
Speaker 2keep it going. Keep it going now. Uh, I know chapo. Yeah, he has a new story. Oh, we can go another round.
Speaker 3Y'all got it. Y'all got it, though, bro. I, like I said, I feel like I've been doing too much talking y'all got it done get to know y'all, because they're always gonna hear me on every episode but they're not gonna no, yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 1Okay, how many people do you expect to fuck before you die? Damn, that's a good one. Yeah, how far along on this journey are you now?
Speaker 3how many bodies you got damn how much do you expect to smash before you go? You have a, you have a girlfriend or significant?
Speaker 1I'm going to pull out the card. What is it? Fuck, what's that word? I'm abstinent.
Speaker 2You're abstinent, you're taking use of my line.
Speaker 3You're taking use of my line Abstinent.
Speaker 1I feel like my goal would be. I'd give it 80, 80, 80.
Speaker 3That's your goal. Yeah, what number are you at now?
Speaker 1I'm at 20.
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Speaker 3Damn 20. There's an itch, not yet. Oh, that's like the itch.
Speaker 2I thought it was just.
Speaker 1That's what this.
Speaker 3That's comedy right there, that's comedy, damn.
Speaker 1You're like 20 bro, yeah, sheesh.
Speaker 3Bro. You're almost there, bro, and you still young bro.
Speaker 1For real, bro, I don't even like 14 right, nah Child, 12, 12. You could've got it there, bro. You missed out, I don't even like 14 right.
Speaker 4Nah.
Speaker 3Child 12 12.
Speaker 4You could've got it there, but you missed out.
Speaker 1Nah, bro, I'm 24, 24. Yeah, bro, child, child.
Speaker 2Choppa, you wanna answer I can't bro, I can't Tight shit, tight shit.
Speaker 3Damn, that was a really good question right there. That was good. That was good. Let me get one.
Speaker 4Go ahead 80's bro have you ever had Sexy times.
Speaker 3That was good, that was good, want me to get one, go ahead.
Speaker 2Go ahead, let me see. Have you ever had sexy times? While someone else was within earshot, tell us a tale Start vlogging.
Speaker 1What was it?
Speaker 2Have you ever had sexy time while someone else was within earshot? Tell us a tale.
Speaker 3I could hear everything going on in the room. I told you the cameras is in there. He ain't got gotta worry about me you making me mad not pulling the pants.
Speaker 2Sometimes I just like to pop it out through the zipper. You know Shit get caught, but fuck it.
Speaker 3I'll be in that closet peeping through that little camera. What the fuck was that? Yeah, what was that? Noah?
Speaker 2Let me see. Yeah, I mean here with that ear shot, with the ear shot how about this, your most recent time? My most recent. I haven't had a most recent time.
Speaker 3It's been forever since I felt like having to worry about somebody else, about, yeah, the man.
Speaker 2My main concern would be y'all when we used to live together. If y'all could hear me how about this?
Speaker 3have you ever smashed like at a party or something?
Speaker 2at a party. At a party at a party.
Speaker 3Yes but at the car or in the car.
Speaker 2Yeah, in the parking lot with everybody in the parking lot, yeah, but there wasn't nobody really out though oh, it was the car was.
Speaker 3What's 15 seconds? Huh, huh, bro, somebody be coming down the road.
Speaker 4We got plenty of time by the time we get in I'm I'll be done before they get here.
Speaker 2Damn bitch. You talking too much, I'm about to cum. You talking too much? Shut up, go ahead.
Speaker 3John, yeah bro what's that? What's that? They do the mouth thing.
Speaker 2I don't know, I don't know, I don't know it says what is the most expensive thing?
Speaker 3you fished out of the toilet. You haven't taken no shots at all, bro. Yeah, but I took two you took two yeah you took two damn. What's the most expensive thing you're taking out the toilet.
Speaker 4Be honest with me, man, can I get another one?
Speaker 2go ahead, bro, go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, get another one. There's no answer? Yeah, there's no answer, yeah, okay, yeah, there's no answer, yeah all right.
Speaker 4It says if you could have sex anywhere in public and not get caught, where would it be and with whom? Damn, that's a good one. Hell yeah, at the damn park bro at the park give a show to everybody Real shit, real shit.
Speaker 3I was about to say Witch Park, but I can't, we can't disclose the locations.
Speaker 4My fault, my fault. Hey, 4th of July coming, you know.
Speaker 3Over by the lake Right as soon as the yeah bro, I got like 10 seconds in me Real quick.
Speaker 2I got a. I got a story for that one Real quick. I got a. I got a story For that one right quick. Well, not a story, but I fucked that At the beach before In front of everybody.
Speaker 3Oh, in front of everybody, just in the water, just in the water. Oh, in the water. In the water, you can't see it. What's your craziest spot? Let's do that real quick. That'd be for me, you ain't getting nothing from that, bro Dirty ass water, bro, you ain't getting nothing from that. It was an ocean. You swimming in oil sperm bro.
Speaker 4She has sperm. I know that shit was itching, it was soft bro.
Speaker 3You literally got crabs in there. It was a fishbowl.
Speaker 2It was a fishbowl Dang at the beach in the water. Fishbowl Dang the beach in the water.
Speaker 3Yeah, the beach in the water.
Speaker 2How was it that shit was alright. I was flowing, bro. I felt like Aquaman. I was in that shit Flowing. I was like Ah.
Speaker 1It was all Double the work you feel. So you was flowing. You wasn't Like slow motion, I was flowing you were flowing.
Speaker 3I was flowing. That's crazy. I drowned. It was a whole lot of times. I thought I drowned a couple times, but I had to go with the wave. Bro, I learned how to go with the wave bro, I feel like Poseidon bro. It was crazy. Damn, that's crazy bro.
Speaker 2But yeah, that was for me the craziest.
Speaker 3No floaties, no floaties. Nah, I'm an excellent swimmer. I'd have wearing that bro. Nothing bro Little goggles on and everything.
Speaker 2You got to put the goggles in the water so it won't fog up. Nah bro, nothing bro, just out there bro, just me and my thoughts bro.
Speaker 3Damn, that's crazy. That's what's crazy. Damn. What about you, Kev? You good at answering what's the craziest spot.
Speaker 2Outside of the movie theater. Oh for the parking lot.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Damn the parking lot. But like, where'd you park at?
Speaker 1You parked close to everybody, or you parked Nah, I parked like I'd say the middle, the middle, yeah, like in the middle, but it was broad daylight.
Speaker 3But you had. You had windows tinted in the vehicle. Yeah, somewhat, somewhat tinted yeah, they say anything, they doing anything.
Speaker 1No.
Speaker 3They just decide on it, it's you.
Speaker 2Damn bro, I would have knocked your shit. Hey bro, Hit it like this. Bro, Watch out.
Speaker 3You ain't doing it right, bro. Watch out, Open the door, take a whiff and walk away A whiff is crazy. Want a wh Wolf of the road Y'all better hope I don't catch y'all Get in there and stick my nose really quick.
Speaker 2She gonna burn the octopuses off. What?
Speaker 3about you, john.
Speaker 2Don't wish on her ass.
Speaker 3The craziest spot. You don't want to answer.
Speaker 4Nah, nah, nah, can't, can't, I can't do it.
Speaker 3I heard, crazy stories, bro, not of you, but like people having some crazy spots. I know in our middle school, bro, somebody said they were smashing cheeks underneath the stairs, bro.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, that's right yeah.
Speaker 3Crazy bro. I think somebody ended up pregnant because of it too, bro, damn, bruh, damn, if I'm not mistaken I don't know allegedly like rumors damn um where's another crazy spot. I heard you know, like the rumors, people be saying yeah, or like the where's another crazy spot I heard, probably just underneath the stairs at school it wasn't me but it was like the rumors in school, allegedly what about y'all the crazy spot? You heard somebody said they did something like that allegedly what we talking about.
Speaker 1It wasn't the craziest spot.
Speaker 3You heard somebody said they did something like that Allegedly. What are we talking about? It wasn't you, but you heard somebody had smashed some crazy spot. I heard that church one time.
Speaker 1I've heard that church before I've heard that too before.
Speaker 2But it was just like, not anything like.
Speaker 3It was just more like fingers.
Speaker 2Oh fingers.
Speaker 1Oh that church. I ain't going to lie bro. I was gonna do it once in that church For real. Y'all heard that, god. You heard that. Y'all heard that.
Speaker 2You heard your child. Strike him down. Strike him down right, give him a heart attack, he ready.
Speaker 3He ready bro.
Speaker 4He ready right, Stop just listening.
Speaker 3Hey bro, it's crazy, what stopped you?
Speaker 1God, god, God, he said. God said motherfucker, I know you ain't. He said don't do it bro God in my house.
Speaker 2Motherfucker had that light bulb. Yo Ah boy.
Speaker 1I didn't knock him out once bro, I didn't even go live, yeah.
Speaker 2I shot you down, bro, oh wait church then for you.
Speaker 3But like, what's the craziest thing? You've heard somebody say hey yo bro, I did a thing with shawty and we was at such and such place nah, nah, honestly nah, my friends ain't that freaky bro.
Speaker 2No, they're not missionary bro yeah he said lay back three shots of you, like that huh most definitely bro that missionary, so vanilla, not even all that bro.
Speaker 1Switch it up.
Speaker 3Change it up a little bit, bro, maybe you get in Missionary. Sometimes you got to switch roles. Nah, the reverse.
Speaker 2Amazonian be crazy.
Speaker 4You've done that.
Speaker 1No I haven't done that.
Speaker 3I was about to say.
Speaker 2I haven't done that, I don't got no meat for that.
Speaker 3But I've seen, I've seen that is crazy. Where's the craziest spot you've heard then?
Speaker 2Many of the craziest spots. I really don't know, bro. I feel like I remember because I will remember more when I was younger. But I don't remember now because I don't know, bro, but when I was young people would tell me but it just plays like. I wouldn't believe.
Speaker 3I'm like bro, you know them uncles be telling you some crazy stuff from the ranchos and they would, they'd be saying some off the, and then it turns out to be the cousin bro, right that's. Oh my god wait a minute, cousin. That's my mama.
Speaker 4What's the date?
Speaker 3The date started, I was doing that.
Speaker 2Math equation bro that's crazy.
Speaker 3That's when you start Getting into the family lore. You start learning the family secret. You start learning the family secrets.
Speaker 2You start learning why your dad was always mad at your uncle, why they never got along.
Speaker 3I don't want that man in my house. Why? I ain't never going to tell you. That's where the beef started.
Speaker 2That's where you look like your cousin. That's why I look like this you don't look like your brothers, but you look like all your cousins. Why? Everybody keep saying I look like your cousin. That's why I look like this. You don't look like your brothers, but you look like all your cousins. Why?
Speaker 3everybody keep saying I look like my uncle. What about you, chopper? What you got bro? The craziest spot you heard bro.
Speaker 4Not you Back in high school in the auditorium?
Speaker 3Oh, I heard somebody. Yeah, I heard somebody got neck at the top, mm-hmm, and they came to the same class.
Speaker 2Dome at the top, top at the top is crazy.
Speaker 3It's funny because the girl came in and the dude came right behind her.
Speaker 2They tried to like play it off, can't play it off, can't play it off.
Speaker 3With the looks on their face Like they ain't they just looked at the ground?
Speaker 4The walk of shame. Yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 3But everybody knew. I don't know how, bro, I don't know how They'd be knowing, bro, probably the janitor. Huh, he got the camera.
Speaker 4What's with the camera? He didn't give a head up here.
Speaker 1He didn't give a head up here.
Speaker 3And the principal goes and he tells everybody Whoever's giving head, y'all need to stop. In the auditorium. Please report to the office At 1130 every day. Then your homeboy get up and the other homeboy get up. Nah brother, hold on Without me. Y'all knew I wanted to Y'all not coming to my Birthday party this year. The auditorium is crazy though.
Speaker 4Bruh.
Speaker 3Dang Bruh, you gonna air him out, nah, nah.
Speaker 4I can't, I can't. You said, you gonna air them out. No, no, I can't?
Speaker 3that's the craziest spot, then oh, that I remember, yeah was it empty or was it like with the?
Speaker 4it was during class like I guess like theaters yeah no, no class.
Speaker 3Well, they both had class together oh, it was like I guess, I guess, yeah, yeah, the theater class. Damn, they just snuck up there. Was it a top or no? No, I'm not arriba, top okay, damn bro sneaky, sneaky freaky bro, for real bro, whole freaks bro y'all y'all be safe out there, bro, use your protections, do what y'all gotta do, don't catch nothing.
Speaker 2That shit pretty dangerous out there remember that, all right, so we're at a minute, I mean an hour and 23 right, so we're at a minute.
Speaker 3I mean an hour and 23 minutes. I guess we're going to go ahead and call it then.
Speaker 1But y'all good.
Speaker 3Everybody. Good, that's straight. I let y'all want to do one more. Y'all want one more? Y'all good, that's up to my mind, bro. All right, bro, one more, one more. Bro, go ahead and do it no, because I feel like I've.
Speaker 1I'd rather y'all get someone's spotlight rather than me. Have you ever nutted well behind the? Have you ever nutted while behind the wheel of a car?
Speaker 3yeah, huh, explain bro, elaborate I was getting head.
Speaker 1Oh, in the. Oh, behind the back of the car Behind the wheel of a car. Behind the wheel of a car yes, you didn't crash Bro.
Speaker 2Bro, Cruise control. Baby, you gotta put that down.
Speaker 1I tried to, bro, but mine's a stick.
Speaker 2She accidentally hit it, bro when it hit to bro, but mine's a stick, my shit was a stick, bro. Oh, you tried to, bro she accidentally hit it, bro.
Speaker 1When it hit neutral bro.
Speaker 4Damn.
Speaker 2I know your shit was skipping the gear the next day. I'll put that bitch on cruise control, we good.
Speaker 3I ain't taking that. Have my shit like that. See all the way back. See all the way back.
Speaker 2I was in the backseat.
Speaker 3I was butt ass naked driving.
Speaker 2I ain't never told a lie. That shit was crazy.
Speaker 3Damn, bro Choppa, you wanna answer that one too. Nah, I'm good, I'm good on that one. Damn bro, we gotta get some, some more shots in there, right, we gotta loosen up a little bit, hey, bro.
Speaker 2He's your final one, bro. Oh, I remember Whichever one y'all want.
Speaker 4It says Would you rather fuck someone Way taller than you or someone way shorter than you? Way taller than you or someone way shorter than you?
Speaker 3Why Dang? That's a good question. I say shorter why bro, I'm short bro. Can't do it.
Speaker 4Come on bro, yeah bro, especially when I be giving them back shots, bro, I'm talking, you got to put the back shots on bro, you got to have the tacones that big bro.
Speaker 1Where my stool at. Hey, I told you not to move my stool.
Speaker 3Fuck it, I'm getting on the couch, damn bro. So someone shorter yeah hell yeah. I could respect him, bro, I could respect that. What you think you want to answer that one too Taller or shorter you ever?
Speaker 1had you ever date somebody Taller or shorter? You ever. Had you ever date somebody? No, I've never. Nah, you ever been with somebody that's taller than you? Nah, oh, he's my height or lower.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, no one ever taller Chapo you.
Speaker 4I don't want some vanilla shit. Yeah, you taller.
Speaker 3It's the heels. That's what always happens, bro. What about you, bro?
Speaker 2I love the fucking tall bitch, that bitch tall with me. I would love that I get on my tippy toes, bro. Shit, I don't know, fuck, I'm ready for that For me.
Speaker 3I ain't never been with nobody taller than me, bro.
Speaker 2Yeah they were making that bag back in the day. I haven't seen what they got coming out, bro. They be coming out with some seven foot.
Speaker 3Seven foot tall Brazilian, brazilian, brazilians.
Speaker 2That's what I need. Might have it there, but fuck it bro, we don't walk the ball.
Speaker 3That's just minor details, bro, that shit just as long as you get your.
Speaker 2As long as everybody's laughing, smiling, at the end of the day, it's no problem.
Episode Wrap-up and Thank Yous
Speaker 3As long as you don't call me out for it we good, I guess we're going to end it off on that episode. Then Y'all good, then y'all Y'all fine.
Speaker 3Yes sir, you good. Yeah, all right, I guess we're going to end it off on that note. Thank y'all so much for tuning in. Thank you for all the love, support that y'all get us you know will give us. Thank you for uh always listening to all the people that return to our podcast episodes every week or whenever I do decide to upload. My fault y'all. I got caught up with so much uh, so much like family stuff and so much stuff going on in my life and everything. But I promise to get back on schedule. Uh, y'all gonna be listening to this episode, probably like in not next week, but probably the weekend after. So I'll tag y'all if y'all gonna be listening to this episode, probably like and not next week, but probably the weekend after. So I'll tag y'all if y'all want on facebook or social media or I'll let y'all know when I upload it so y'all can at least seeing everything. Then I'll have the youtube video up and everything. Just remember they everybody, probably your friend, your family, your grandma, your, your pastor everybody gonna see it.
Speaker 2Go ahead, block everybody wrong.
Speaker 3Go ahead, get that over with but thank you all so much for tuning in. You know I want to give a shout out to my girlfriend for always listening, supporting me and everything. Shout out to my cousin, pepe. Thank you so much for always supporting me. Much love to anybody that I don't know. That always returns. Thank you for so much for listening to the podcast. Shout out to all the people who followed us on TikTok Thank you so much for listening, listening or watching the videos on TikTok, going to the YouTube, following us on Instagram and everything you know. Much love to everyone and I really do appreciate it. But be sure to follow us on social media at Cosmic Cove. That's K-O-S-M-I-C underscore C-O-V-E on TikTok and on Instagram, and then K-O-S-M-I-C space C-O-V-E on YouTube. But I'm going to hand that off to Yayo.
Speaker 2Just shout out Sammy, sammy. My family Shout out Sammy, for listening.
Speaker 3Sorry, we haven't been uploading.
Speaker 2Yeah, we haven't been uploading. Sorry we haven't been uploading. Yeah, we haven't been uploading, but yeah, I mean shout out them. Shout out y'all really for coming here. Shout out y'all bro. I really do appreciate y'all coming in for the last minute, the last minute yeah bro, it's no problem bro, we were supposed to have another person but, they got too busy and caught up in everything but so.
Speaker 2Kevin Field. Yeah, I appreciate that, bro. I really appreciate you coming in last minute bro, we're MVP right there bro you get your 25 cent check in the mail, don't worry. Don't worry, bro, we'll let y'all get one more shot for the road we can't afford to pay y'all, but whenever we make a date, bro we'll cut y'all a little check give y'all some royalties or something.
Speaker 3We got y'all, but you got anything y'all want to say shout out or anything shout anybody out. No want to say Shout out, shout anybody out, no. No, you don't want to shout out your church.
Speaker 1I need to go to church, bro, I need to go.
Speaker 3You say after this, maybe not, bro, because you're doing some crazy stuff Right.
Speaker 2Everybody get them out of here you bad, you bad, but don't go, freaky ass.
Speaker 3They don't want me there, send him in the front Put him in my altar.
Speaker 2Boy you trying to get freaky, make him out to court.
Speaker 3You trying to get your freak out here. We about to get the devil out of here.
Speaker 2And the pastor in you.
Speaker 3But you no shout out, then no shout out to your family, your dog, your cat, your goldfish. Nothing bro, nah bro.
Speaker 1No shout outs, bro, just a cold series. Yeah, just a cold series.
Speaker 3No social media plug again Follow you again on social media Nah.
Speaker 1Alright. You got anything Never.
Speaker 3Snapchat. Let the people know where to follow Whatever you want to plug, bro, I'm good, you good, alright. No, all right. You got anything, never mind, go ahead. Let the people know where to follow Whatever you want to plug, bro, I'm good, you good, all right, all right. If y'all want to send some nasty, dirty pictures, I'll put their social medias on the theme, right.
Speaker 2Send y'all dirty feet pics Right.
Speaker 3It's only good when the bottom of the feet is black.
Speaker 2Oh, that's a hard working Women right there. That's a woman don't clean her floors.
Speaker 3Women can do more than just clean floors.
Speaker 2Nevermind, nevermind yeah.
Speaker 3She tried. Okay, she said, this is ammonia free and good for her health.
Speaker 2It's good for your floors. This is her own personal formula now what are you gonna say, though?
Speaker 4chapa no shout out, uh, shout out to the fam yeah, bro, there you go, yeah no, shout out to sasa 87, you know oh yeah, 87 boys bro yeah, shout out to y'all, you know yeah, bro, I appreciate you having me and shit yeah, bro, we're gonna get.
Speaker 3We're gonna have to get you on another episode for real y. Y'all like scary stuff.
Speaker 4Oh yeah.
Speaker 3You love scary stuff.
Speaker 4You like scary stuff?
Speaker 3Yeah, I love that Y'all have any scary stories that y'all like I mean that y'all personally have like experience or stories your family be telling you.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, I like to sleep paralysis stories. Oh, we're going to have to get y'all Do you have anything like that.
Speaker 2A few Damn bro, don't you just hate when the demon pulls your pants down.
Speaker 3He's like stop blowing your shit, Love it.
Speaker 2I love it. It's not a big bear.
Speaker 3I'm waking up for life.
Speaker 1Oh yeah. Lock him up.
Speaker 2He said that was scary. He said that's scary. He's scared of the pussy.
Speaker 3He's scared but um, damn, yeah, we're gonna have to get y'all another episode then y'all were good, bro, y'all yeah good comedy, good, good funny guys right because what I'm worried about is having like the like people that don't know how to cut back and be loose, or like you know, you know they might take a little too serious, but y'all were good bro I really do appreciate y'all coming on I feel like y'all were gonna bring good energy to it, especially you, choppa. I know you a funny dude I was a little nervous.
Speaker 4I was a little nervous, you know.
Speaker 3No, it's just yeah, it's all good, it's just first time.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's the first time too, bro, yeah yeah, it'd be like that sometimes bro we're used to it, so yeah good though y'all did really good, man pretty sad y'all meant for the camera, bro.
Speaker 3I'll tell you that right now. Bro, y'all did really good. I wish I would have got a little more into details with your story, but that's for a different that's my next one but yeah, shout out to them again, like I said, and shout out to my man chapo, shout out to kev, you know. Thank y'all so much for coming out uh I know we're not like a big name or anything like that, but for you to take time out of your day to just come and come here it means a lot to us, bro, so I so.
Speaker 3I really do appreciate it. But yeah, um, yeah Y'all. Good, then y'all have nothing else to say.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3I guess we're going to land it off on that note. Like I said, we'll catch on the next episode, so later Peace.
