Bonus: Gag Reel - Ep 14 'Feigned Virtue' - The Accent Crisis

Everything that went hilariously wrong while recording. 

This is the Gag Reel for Episode 14 'Feigned Virtue'. It is recommended that you've listened to Episode 14 before listening to the Gag Reel. 

Chapters

• 0:00 First Scene Stumbles
• 2:10 Accent Struggles Begin
• 4:20 Dialogue Disaster Zone
• 6:45 Battle with British Pronunciation
• 10:30 Final Frustrations and Wrap-Up

Transcript

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Ep 14 - Feigned Virtue Gag Reel Transcript

Arabella: 0:02

Like twice. So the next morning I'm a little sore but very happy after the first sex, the sex, the- blows raspberry

Nicole: 0:04

Wow. A clap? sound of a clap

Arabella: 0:06

A little clap clap. The next morning I was a little sore, but so very happy to be after the first sexca–

Nicole: 0:08

Laughs

Arabella: 0:10

Sexcapades.

Nicole: 0:12

Your face! You’re like–what is this word??

Arabella: 0:14

Screams in frustration

Nicole: 0:16

Okay, one more time. Clap

Arabella: 0:18

Meanwhile, the game had continued right up until Nicky came flying out of the closet. Arabella gargles.

Nicole: 0:20

Jabba the Hut anyone?

Arabella: 0:22

Both laugh

Nicole: 0:24

Gosh.

Arabella: 0:26

Okay

Nicole: 0:28

Andrew had organized everything for the photo shoot that would take place in– lots of noises. A tongue-tier! Sorry

Arabella: 0:30

Laughs Moving on swiftly.

Nicole: 0:33

I had a little...It had. It had a little sitting room with a flat screen and all the gadgets. Arabella laughs uncontrollably. I'll try taking that one again. Sound of clap. It's not funny, said the northern version of mike. It's not funny, it's not funny.

Arabella: 0:35

It’s not funny

Nicole: 0:37

It's not, it's not funny. Yeah, there he is.

Arabella: 0:39

Uh–I starred…I starred?

Nicole: 0:41

I starred!! Sounding like a pirate.

Arabella: 0:43

I starred down at my sweat pants. Both laugh. Okay, here we go again.

Nicole: 0:45

Here comes the West Country part of Bella. That's one we haven't heard before.

Arabella: 0:47

Woo!! Clappity, clap, clap. Shall we head downstairs? OOOOOO

Nicole: 0:50

Try again.

Arabella: 0:52

We'd have to change all the photos. What…

Nicole: 0:54

What!!

Arabella: 0:56

What!!

Nicole: 0:58

I think it's fair to say that Carter does not agree–

Arabella: 1:00

What!! Oh my god–

Nicole: 1:03

What!!

Arabella: 1:05

I can't even get just the Californian accent.

Nicole: 1:07

No, stop, don't judge. It’s great gag reel, girl. It’s great gag reel.

Arabella: 1:09

Here we go

Nicole: 1:11

Sorry, okay.

Arabella: 1:13

Let me scoff! I want to scoff.

Nicole: 1:15

Scoff!

Arabella: 1:17

Scoff to you, sir.

Nicole: 1:19

I don't believe this! Both make awful, unbelievable noises.

Arabella: 1:21

Before I send you all off for makeup, there's something we need to agree on, Andrew said. Who will Bella and Nic–na na na ne ne ne, Batman! Both sing theme song to Batman. Andrew jogged to us and– Spitting sounds

Nicole: 1:24

And choked on his own spit.

Arabella: 1:26

Imitates Donald Duck before groaning in frustration. Okay. And the fact that you call me flappy.

Nicole: 1:28

Touch my terry flaps…

Arabella: 1:30

Oh, oh. Bella is disgusted and Nicole giggles. I greeted one of the women as she attempted to hurry past… long silence from Arabella.

Nicole: 1:33

Yes, what's the problem now?

Arabella: 1:35

It's your line. Nicole laughs

Nicole: 1:37

I got so used to you just going on, sorry. Okay, let’s go from good evening again.

Arabella: 1:39

On the far side of the tent, near the flap dividing the two halves of the tent – Nicole cans herself – what now?

Nicole: 1:41

You said side in a way that–you were like– imitates Arabella saying ‘far side’.

Arabella: 1:43

Strange noises from both Hey Susan.

Nicole: 1:46

Hey Susan!! Snorts

Arabella: 1:48

Nicole, and I chorused!!

Nicole: 1:50

Try again.

Arabella: 1:52

So how is it you know the band's tour manager? She asked interestedly I'm a deba– noise of disdain

Nicole: 1:54

I’m a deba!

Arabella: 1:56

I’m a deba! I’m a deba.

Nicole: 1:58

I’m a debarcle– both laugh Okay

Arabella: 2:00

I am a debarcle! The other two duck head models were still hobz, hobzoning?

Nicole: 2:03

Wow!

Arabella: 2:05

Wow

Nicole: 2:07

Wow, I don't know what image that–that's making the weirdest image. Hobzoning.

Arabella: 2:09

Hobzoning? I steadied myself with another breath and shanook–and shanook?

Nicole: 2:12

And shanook…making up words, making up words! Shanook.

Arabella: 2:14

I shanook, I shanook Denise's hand.

Nicole: 2:16

Means shaking a hand with pizzazz! Shanook!

Arabella: 2:18

Yes, with spirit fingers…

Nicole: 2:20

Yeah

Arabella: 2:22

Take a seat, she said. Is this your first modeling? Oh no, I've gone American, fuck off! fuck off. Nicole laughs

Nicole: 2:24

Fuck off! I love how you're telling your own accents to fuck off!

Arabella: 2:26

Well, my body doesn't do what I tell it to!

Nicole: 2:28

You have to swear and insult it!

Arabella: 2:30

Exactly because it's an arsehole! Take a seat, yeah, but I'm. She's supposed to be British.

Nicole: 2:32

Yeah, it was British!

Arabella: 2:34

Oh, it sounded American to me.

Nicole: 2:36

No, take a seat.

Arabella: 2:38

Take a seat, she said. Is this your first modelling? Oh, no, american again! Why!!

Nicole: 2:40

You're struggling to break it.

Arabella: 2:42

I know, is this your first oh!! Fuck Off?!! Seriously.

Nicole: 2:44

Is this your first modelling job? Are you doing RP or what?

Arabella: 2:46

No, I wasn't.

Nicole: 2:48

Is this your first modelling? No, oh…

Arabella: 2:50

See!! Now you're going around. See, now we've got you.

Nicole: 2:52

Is this your first?

Arabella: 2:54

Unless we do our own accents, we can't speak British anymore.

Nicole: 2:56

Yeah, true.

Arabella: 2:58

How about some cider? Take a seat…

Nicole: 3:00

Yeah, make her cider, make your cider.

Arabella: 3:02

Apart from I said hello!

Nicole: 3:04

That's fine, it's fine.

Arabella: 3:06

Is this your first modeling job? Nicole snorts Oh, no. Again.

Nicole: 3:08

No, yeah, oh my god, it stayed super american.

Arabella: 3:10

Oh!

Nicole: 3:12

Is this your first modeling job?

Arabella: 3:14

Is this your first modelling job?

Nicole: 3:16

There you are. Okay, don't cover your mouth! You munchkin!

Arabella: 3:18

I know, is this your first modelling job? She asked when I seated. When I seated, when I seated!! Nicole snorts Okay, oh my God, I'm never going to get through this.

Nicole: 3:20

Yes, you are. Do it!!

Arabella: 3:22

Shouts of frustration. They’ve been trying to catch a glimpse of them–oh, no, why do I keep going American!

Nicole: 3:25

I don’t know. We’re stuck now.

Arabella: 3:27

We’re stuck! Thank Fuck I didn’t go for a Southern accent. Never again.

Nicole: 3:29

You'll be so stuck forever. You'll be stuck forever. Okay, go.

Arabella: 3:31

Kara kept flowing. One day I will get through several paragraphs without mixing words.

Nicole: 3:33

One day, but that is not today.

Arabella: 3:35

Today may not be this day. Both laugh. They say– Bella sneezes and Nicole laughs Can I just get through some dialogue without fucking up?

Nicole: 3:38

No, you are–

Both: 3:40

You look perfect

Arabella: 3:42

Nicole and I said both–I need to sound more excited. Oh my god. I was like you look perfect, Nicole laughs and claps fuck you, fuck you and your perfectness. Oh, she said, looking at the dress, she stroked my hand– both burst out laughing

Nicole: 3:44

How bizarre! Wow, okay.

Arabella: 3:46

Wow, okay, no–no, that should read…she stoke stroked her hand over, not my hand.

Nicole: 3:48

Imagine that, so I take your hand and I’m like–is it satin? Both laugh

Arabella: 3:50

Wow, what the fuck is our energy?

Nicole: 3:52

Never, never, up to par, honestly.

Both: 3:54

Wow, wow, I smiled.

Arabella: 3:56

Gorgeous, isn't it, Nicky?!

Nicole: 3:58

It is very beautiful.

Arabella: 4:00

We both changed into a black set, set…setin?

Nicole: 4:02

Setin…

Arabella: 4:04

I'm a cretin. Nicole is dying of laughter Right…let's try this again

Nicole: 4:07

That was very funny though…it was funny that you rhymed.

Arabella: 4:09

With our smoky eyes. We both had plum clovered lips– Plum clovered?

Nicole: 4:13

Oh, you said plum clovered. I heard cum clovered. I was like whoa. Take those last two lines again, the mic malfunctioned. They were already wearing eye makeup.

Arabella: 4:15

I think I also malfunctioned over those words too. So it's fine.

Nicole: 4:17

Oh!! Carter!!

Arabella: 4:19

Yes!

Nicole: 4:21

I laughed. That counts as buttonet–butt– buttkit buttkit–bodo spurrrAA! Bella laughs and imitates babble.

Arabella: 4:23

I'm rubbing off on you. It's not good.

Nicole: 4:25

He's in a bit of a mood, zonda said. I'm not entirely sure why. Laughs.

Arabella: 4:27

Why

Nicole: 4:29

Why–shit–it went too far. Why not? Laughs Okay, I'll turn it down

Arabella: 4:31

Why not!

Nicole: 4:33

Is that okay with you, Mr Stevens? Laughs

Arabella: 4:35

Mr. Stevens!

Nicole: 4:37

Mr Stevens! Both singing silly song How do you suggest I do that while hanging upside down?

Arabella: 4:40

Oh, she from South now.

Nicole: 4:42

She from the South now. Kara pursued her lips, pursued her lips. Silly song

Arabella: 4:44

Pursued her lips!!

Nicole: 4:46

They're off!!

Arabella: 4:48

I just–sprint!

Nicole: 4:50

Fetch me musket!

Arabella: 4:52

The coconut horse.

Nicole: 4:54

Um, hang on. Cara pursed her lips.

Arabella: 4:56

Continuing to sing a silly song from Monty Python She briefly ran away away.

Nicole: 4:59

Tall blonde one. Laughs Hang on… Bells darling.

Arabella: 5:01

Bells,

Nicole: 5:03

Bells

Arabella: 5:05

Bells, darling.

Nicole: 5:07

Tall blonde one.

Arabella: 5:09

Tall blonde one.

Nicole: 5:11

We need to wrap this up before the light changes and I add more reflectors. Both laugh Oh, what a mess.

Arabella: 5:13

We’re not wearing any underwear so it's probably best that we, if, if we–

Nicole: 5:15

If we fart! Why not? Sorry, oh, he's a drunk Cockney.

Both: 5:17

Why not!

Arabella: 5:19

It was–it was–

Nicole: 5:21

Bella!Let me say the whole line!

Arabella: 5:23

I'm so sorry.

Nicole: 5:25

Not your body, he said your face. Try keeping it expressionless. Wow!

Arabella: 5:27

Wow

Nicole: 5:29

What a mix wow, what a mix of accents that was! Check me out…My talent is not going in between lines, it's going in between words. You're trying te– motherfucker. Sorry. You're trying to seduce him. My heart was going to fail any second. Smoldering that's the word. Bella absolutely rips herself laughing and Nicole follows. This is gonna be a gag reel to die for.

Arabella: 5:31

Oh my god!

Nicole: 5:33

This is gonna be a gag reel to die for–smoldering–haha

Arabella: 5:35

Smoldering…

Nicole: 5:37

Smoldering…kill me…

Arabella: 5:39

Smoldering

Nicole: 5:41

Do it, do it, cut the shit out of it

Arabella: 5:43

Do it

Nicole: 5:45

Do it.