Bonus: Gag Reel - Ep 15 'Mere Mortals' - A Comedy of Errors.

Everything that went hilariously wrong while recording. 

This is the Gag Reel for Episode 15 'Mere Mortals'. It is recommended that you've listened to Episode 15 before listening to the Gag Reel. 

Chapters

• 0:00 Confusion and Comedy
• 1:44 The Security Guard Confrontation
• 4:21 Jay's Uncomfortable Request
• 5:10 Jason's Reminder and Key Card

Transcript

0:00

Ep 15 – Mere Mortals Gag Reel Transcript

Arabella: 0:02

Just before the end of the episode, Carter and Nicole decided to to decide t… (Ends in a garbled mess)

Nicole: 0:04

(Whilst Nicole laughs) Oh shit. What did we decide to do?(Arabella joins in the laughter)

Arabella: 0:08

I don't.

Nicole: 0:10

Fall into fucking pieces, apparently

Arabella: 0:12

Apparently!(Nicole laughs quietly in the background until Arabella loses the will to live) UUUGGHHHHHHHH!(Nicole laughs harder)

Nicole: 0:17

Pass. (In a weird accent)(Nicole laughs)

Arabella: 0:20

I thought you went American, it was(Arabella cuts off with a giggle)(Clap)

Nicole: 0:24

Mama Mia

Arabella: 0:26

Mama Mia.

Nicole: 0:28

Mama Mia. What are we doing here? Pass Okay.(Clap)

Arabella: 0:32

You like the Italian pasta, yes?

Nicole: 0:34

No

Arabella: 0:36

No, that's Borat.

Nicole: 0:38

(Nicole speaks while she laughs) Yes, you did

Arabella: 0:41

I went Borat so fast there.

Nicole: 0:43

He sighed, “Two hours”, oooh two hours, (Accent sounds a bit piratey)

Arabella: 0:45

(Which of course Arabella has to try as well otherwise where’s the fun in that?) Two hours, oooh arrrrr

Nicole: 0:48

He's a pirate

Arabella: 0:50

Oooh arrrrr, oooh arrrrr!

Nicole: 0:52

He sighed “Two hours, not a second more.” I stood waiting in antpiss pissation(Nicole laughs followed by Arabella)

Arabella: 0:56

Anpissitation. It’s a science

Nicole: 0:58

This is how. This is how I roll.

Arabella: 1:00

Yes, apparently(Nicole chuckles)

Nicole: 1:03

It also works for the rest of it, so shut the fuck up!

Arabella: 1:05

Yeah, okay

Nicole: 1:07

Go with my flow!

Arabella: 1:09

Okay!

Nicole: 1:11

“You wouldn't have given me so many juicy gossips”..aaa

Arabella: 1:13

So many, so many juicy gossips yes!(Nicole cracks up laughing) So many, still so few to so few (Tries to do an impression from somewhere and of course messes it up while Nicole snort laughs even harder)

Nicole: 1:17

Oooh, you made it so much funnier

Arabella: 1:19

Try that one again. Sternly, my darling, sternly.

Nicole: 1:21

“What are you doing here?” I asked more sternly than intended. And more American than I intended.(Nicole laughs)

Arabella: 1:25

Apparently.

Nicole: 1:27

“What are you doing here?” I asked more sternly than intended.“You're the. You're the only fan of the band, you know?” Oh, you're not the only fan.(Nicole laughs)

Arabella: 1:32

You're the only single fan of the band in the world.

Nicole: 1:34

He says, as everyone's trying to cue to get backstage

Arabella: 1:36

(As she laughs) Yeah

Nicole: 1:39

Bollocks“What are you doing here?” Ohh, why am I American? Aggghhhhh!

Arabella: 1:42

No, you’re supposed to be stern.

Nicole: 1:44

And me.

Arabella: 1:46

“What are you doing here?” (Over exaggerating the sternness)

Nicole: 1:48

Yes(Clap)“Pass” Sounded American again.(Both laugh) FUCK!(Clap)

Arabella: 1:57

It's a little bit…Pass

Nicole: 1:59

“Pass.” The security guard said“I left mine inside.”“Sorry” (In a SA accent)(Nicole gasp laughs and Arabella snickers) That’s South African, I'm sorry. (Once again South African)

Arabella: 2:05

Sorry (Attempting the SA accent)

Nicole: 2:07

Um. How do they speak?“Sorry” Yeah, that's better.“Sorry” he said predictably, “I can't let you in.” (In a wild exaggeration of an Italian accent)(Nicole scoffs a laugh as Arabella mocks the exaggerated accent)

Arabella: 2:13

I can't let you in.(Both are chuckling)

Nicole: 2:16

Is that bad? Is it bad? Is it really bad?

Arabella: 2:18

Actually, I don't think it was that bad, but in my head, head it just went off.

Nicole: 2:20

“I can't let you in.” (Somehow its worse and even more exaggerated)(Both burst out laughing raucously) Oh no, Tone it down!

Arabella: 2:24

I can'ta leta you ina. (Mocks it again)

Nicole: 2:26

Tone it down a tiny bit.(Arabella is still cracking up) Otherwise not too shabby, but too much, okay.(So much she can’t get anything but ‘too’ out) Too much(Clap)“Mr Townsend” Dracula said,(Both guffawing hard)

Arabella: 2:37

I want to suck your blood (Mocking the bad Dracula accent)

Nicole: 2:39

I'm so sorry.“Go on” (In a bad Italian accent)(Both laugh)

Arabella: 2:44

“Go on” (In a decent Italian accent)

Nicole: 2:46

I'm not sure if that ‘go on’ was Italian or Russian but.

Arabella: 2:48

It was not. I don't know where that came from.

Nicole: 2:50

How would he do it?“Go on” (Attempts the accent a few more times)“Go on”(Both still chuckling their way through this)

Arabella: 2:55

“Go on” (Going for the over exaggerated again)

Nicole: 2:57

Okay. The security guard nodded at me.

Arabella: 3:00

“Go on”

Nicole: 3:02

“I meant. I meant you're not smiling like you usually do, after…(Garbled words)

Arabella: 3:04

A bibbidi-bobbidi-bibbidi-bobbidi-bibbidi-booobbadi-boo (Sung)

Nicole: 3:06

I wiped the makeup off my cheeks before walking back to the guys and sat down on the cout coouch.

Arabella: 3:08

In the coouch.

Nicole: 3:10

I'm Canadian now.(Both laugh)

Arabella: 3:13

Yes

Nicole: 3:15

“You have no idea.” Okay, that was too short

Arabella: 3:18

That did not come flying out of your mouth

Nicole: 3:20

“Jay asked me to stop making it obvious that I was into him.” I said awkwardly Now that wasn't awkwardly, I was very confident.

Arabella: 3:23

No(Nicole laughs)

Nicole: 3:27

“Not bla.”(Arabella makes a noise of disapproval as it was supposed to be an American accent)“Not” (British)(Nicole huffs a laugh)“Not”. (American)“Not blah, blah.” (BEEP) Mike said “what did you say?”

Arabella: 3:34

Oh, that was a little slip there.

Nicole: 3:36

Ehhhhhh ehhhh“I, I, I.” I am Jay.

Arabella: 3:41

It's not you. It's not you.

Nicole: 3:43

“Fine” he agreed, “but it goes back on the next time you forget it or don't answer.” (Accent changed to British in the end of that line)“Don't” (Getting the American accent back) Fuck it!(Clap) FUCK!(Nicole chuckles)“You had two days to tell him.” Jason reminded me. “Don't look at me like I betrayed (Garbles the words)” FUUUCK! Sorry.(Both huff a little laugh) I'm very emotional. I took the card…key.(Nicole scoffs a laugh) I took the key card Fuck!(Clap)

And I wondered if I was allowed to hug Jason for, for too long. FoffffoffofofoorArabella: 4:00

Foffffoffofofoor(Clap)

Nicole: 4:02

“You know exactly what I di”… my ass, hang on(Clap) Naaah!

Arabella: 4:07

Mehhh(Nicole chuckles) She was just bitch face Cara, so.

Nicole: 4:12

Yeah.(Small fart)