Unruly Confessions: A Kink Story
Two best friends host a kinky podcast, telling a sexy fictional story of life on tour and beyond with 'The Band'. Join us for a healthy dose of smut and giggles, fun music chats, and every unfiltered idea that comes to mind. But you've read enough, and this is about listening so go listen to the trailer, before we go on another unexpected tangent.
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Unruly Confessions: A Kink Story
Bonus: Outtakes - Ep 12 'Sticky' - We're Back and More Unruly Than Ever
Ep 12 'Sticky' 's Outtakes. All the bits and pieces that were too plentiful to make into the main episode is now delivered to you on a silver platter!
La transcription en français (The French Transcipt) : Dans la description de l'épisode.
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Theme Music: Rat Head - Big Mouse Tree House
Written and performed by: Nicole van Niekerk (Singer), Steve van Niekerk (Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals), Rachel Espeute (Bass & Backing Vocals) & Bertie Atkinson (Drums)
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Welcome back to Unruly Confessions. Hi guys, hello, we're back. We're back. We're excited, so excited. We don't know what to do with ourselves for the excitement. We have missed this and we have missed you.
Speaker 2:We have so missed this and you. It's been way too long. We're sorry you've had to wait so long for the second part of the season along for the second part of the season.
Speaker 1:We really, really are, but it was unforeseen and and and we hope, by giving us the space to do it, you're going to enjoy see part two of season one just as much or even more. Oh so, just to remind you. Just to remind you, I'm arabella and this is Nicole yes. I'm sorry, I meant to let you say your name. That's completely fine, but it came tumbling out that's fine.
Speaker 2:You can say my name, say my name, say my name, say my name. No one is around.
Speaker 1:You say baby, I love you okay.
Speaker 2:So who were Destiny Child fans when they were kids? Oh yeah, apparently, and Spice girls and we all have to start places. You know you you'll, you'll understand with time, that bala and my music taste is so bala, and my music taste is so incredibly eclectic, like very, and like you know, when you normally people, you ask someone hey, what do you listen to? And then that person goes, oh, everything. And it's super annoying because you're like no, you don't listen to everything.
Speaker 2:I will put on georgian brutal death metal and I promise you you do not listen to everything yeah, yeah, so yeah but but when bella and I say we listen to everything we kind of seriously do, yes, I mean, my playlists are hilarious because you never know what's coming on next. Yeah.
Speaker 1:You can have some hardcore metal playing and the next thing will be like I want to talk like you, Scooby-Doo, Like me Scooby-Dooby-Dooby, I want wanna know.
Speaker 2:Anyway, you get it. So it's a mix here and that's kind of what we are like with a lot of things. I for one well, both of us actually are incredibly big prog heads like specifically like aggressive metal, but I also, absolutely in a heartbeat, will write a country album. Yes, yes, you will yeah, and I will sing along to it to.
Speaker 1:I introduced her to a Beyonce country song, which was, you know I don't often listen to. I like certain popular songs, but I don't like listen to the radio a lot, so I don't, I don't listen.
Speaker 2:So when I hear things.
Speaker 1:When I hear things I'm like, oh, I'll take a bit of you. I take a bit of you, but I generally I possibly wouldn't have a whole beyonce album. I don't know, maybe I would if I listened to it.
Speaker 2:But we don't no but I know I like some of her songs, but there's songs I like.
Speaker 2:So we sort of take a little snapple from here and a little yum yum from there very much, so look at it all together I mean this is not completely a tangent, because this podcast is as much about music as it is about anything else. Um, yeah, but we don't often go on a tangent on the music so much we should probably do that no. So yeah, please tell us what you listen to guys. We'd love to hear you comment. You know you can send us fan mail. I think you can text us fan mail from our website. It's very cute.
Speaker 1:Followed by, you know, first she calls out someone else's name and his dreams and then picks up the phone to me whilst she's having sex. I mean, I mean Ladies, gents, follow her for sex tips, you horrible person.
Speaker 2:No, what you mean? No, do follow me for sex tips, do not follow me for what is, do not follow me for um. What is the word? Social tips, yeah, social. On the other hand, sex tips not, oh no I got on the. I got the skills, y'all the tentacles, just the, sometimes the.
Speaker 1:the landing can be a bit off, that's true, but never, ever boring. Apart from you made a phone call, our generation's hand sign of a phone call oh is that, Is that. Well, if you think about it, people nowadays, so our sign is like from the old phone, so we have one, the pinky. Oh yeah, that's what I just did, and the thumb yeah, whereas a lot of people nowadays just pretend they're holding their um.
Speaker 2:Their smart really so it's that like that. But to me, now I'm thinking you're in a, now I'm thinking you're a pilot if you do that yeah, but they never had to deal with phones like that, so they don't get it right, yeah, just so everyone knows, we millennials and even the younger ones, who basically talk on loudspeaker.
Speaker 1:They put their hand sort of in front of their mouth, as if they're holding their phone in front of their mouth to speak to you.
Speaker 2:How interesting.
Speaker 1:It's weird as hell, it is Cool, but there's a little info for you there Very good Weirdness, so never mind what Carter says. So never mind what Carter says, he's just a little pent up?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he is. But when you say it, it's fine, when I say it it's not fine.
Speaker 1:But you did say it. It is not okay.
Speaker 2:You did say it behind his back. It's different. Yes, I did not say it in front of his face. Fair in front of everybody, fair, you know.
Speaker 1:You should probably try saying in front of his face and we'll see what happens or not. Maybe not. I think I still wouldn't get such a big reaction that's true why? Because it's you. What the hell were you, we going to do with ourselves? Dangerous, that's dangerous.
Speaker 2:Last time we were left to do our own devices. Yes, we ended up having sex with one of the band, but the thing is they're not going to be here, so that's what the frick are we going to do?
Speaker 1:Exactly.
Speaker 2:How about we create with them is one thing, but Without them, Ooh the chaos, oh my God.
Speaker 1:Bella Mike called when I was about to climb the stairs from the lobby. Do you have a minute? Of course, a smile, what's up? Do you think you could chat to Nicole about toning down? Well, everything, everything, just completely redo her personality. Please just tell her to tone down everything, everything.
Speaker 2:Oh, bless his poor, poor Dom heart. He doesn't know what to do anymore. No, this is why, just to quickly insert, insert here. I know we aggravate this for the story, right, but just to be clear, I, in real life, the doms I've played with um, and I mean this with a lot of respect for myself and others, because it is a game, but because I play hard, I often have to tell them from like we need a safe word for real life in what I mean by that is when we're like at munches or not currently actively like having a sexy, like the rest of the time, like in the street, I can still be quite bratty and you know, you know, yes, I can skip, yeah, push buttons. So sometimes, if they're not in the energy for it, and that's often, they can say Nicole, enough, and like really use this, um, use that word. Enough is actually the word often for a lot of people because it's like yes, this is really not the moment, because otherwise I don't realize and I just keep playing.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean so you, but it's important to know what you expect from each other and everything. And Mike and I haven't known each other very long but at this point so, but he's starting to get it. I think he's just, um, yeah, he, he's getting to the point where he's like, right, I need to tell her to, to stop. But in in this case it's also fictional, because this is really far, right, I wouldn't really. I I can push really far, but this is not with. The problem here is that it's not with Mike, it's with other people who aren't part of the game. That's not cool, guys, that's not cool. We're putting this in here. So you know that's not cool, right, because we're learning as well as having fun, sorry, I just needed to say that.
Speaker 2:You must learn and have fun. I just needed to say that we must learn and have fun. Yes, I was just had to just point that out, okay, and so hello, teacher. So sorry, don't, yeah. So now he's asking me to tone down everything because it was too much.
Speaker 1:Okay, yes, and you can't pretend Carter isn't being provoking as hell yeah, thank you Bella.
Speaker 2:Thank you Bella because you know he's just he's coming in.
Speaker 1:He's firing at you with all cylinders half the time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we can all agree on this right. Carter pushes Carter's a brat.
Speaker 1:Yes, Carter is a brat. He's a grumpy ass brat.
Speaker 2:He's an emo brat. This, just freaking this, just this just occurred to me. If we're going to give not that he's in the kink scene, but if we had to put everyone on like a kink status, he would certainly be a brat. He brats me half to death, yes, but he is a grumpy brat, yeah that's true.
Speaker 1:A snarky brat, snarky brat, snarky. He's a snarky brat, indeed, whereas you're a silly brat. Yeah, do you have a list of what you need us to get Melissa made one? It's fair.
Speaker 2:Melissa made one. I mean, I know they don't have a lot of time.
Speaker 1:Well, for one thing, I just can't see him writing all those things out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, imagine him just making all this.
Speaker 1:It's not his kinks or lyrics.
Speaker 2:He ain't bothered that is true, he is definitely very masculine in that way he's like no, not for me. But to be fair, poor Melissa, she does everything any of them want. It's very sweet.
Speaker 1:I guess, that is the point of a PA it is, but technically she's Andrew's PA.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no she's the band's PA. She's the band's PA. I'm Andrew's fake.
Speaker 1:PA. Yes, you made yourself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Andrew's not aware of it.
Speaker 1:No, he has no clues that he has a PA.
Speaker 2:But all his PA, his PA does nothing for him except make a mess of things for him and then like Creates more messes for him. Creates messes and like fucks the rest of the guys and not him. What? No, yes, only one. I don't know why I just said the rest of the guys Gosh or two.
Speaker 1:No one.
Speaker 2:No One, wow One.
Speaker 1:There's a few events. You'll need some specific clothes for. He clarified you may have some of the items. Not sure if Nicole does. Nicole definitely doesn't because she packs like a twat.
Speaker 2:Whoa Excuse me.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I didn't admit it was that hard.
Speaker 2:That was best friend truth bomb my lord.
Speaker 1:That didn't mean to sound as harsh as it did no, but Bella is completely right, I'm not wrong.
Speaker 2:I'm not wrong, I do. I often well, I pack like a twat, but I definitely pack like a twat for this tour, that's for sure. Yeah, because he gave me a hot minute to prepare. Well, as he sees it, he gave you a hot minute to prepare.
Speaker 1:Well, as he sees it, he gave you a whole night to prepare. That's true.
Speaker 2:Well, mike and I don't tend to see eye to eye very often On timing. The thing no, no, no, definitely not. Anyway, yes. So yes, I can totally confirm I do not have those items. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's be honest, you're nightie is my pajamas yeah, those purple pajamas are like purple one has a teddy on it. So sexy it is, it's like when you're going on tour with your favorite band.
Speaker 2:Well, to be fair, I didn't, I didn't, yeah, that's true. But, to be fair, it depends on the person, because, you know, a nice teddy pajamas could be really good for, like, daddy little girl, which is not what we're doing here, you guys. No, that's not us, even though sometimes I, I I bring that out in him because he just, oh, yeah, not anymore. But, um, but, yes, sorry, that's not the mood you were trying to set. No, it wasn't. Anyway, guys, if you don't know what, uh, the daddy little girl dynamic is, do ask and we'll explain it. But I feel like, if it's not, I feel like it sort of says what it needs to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2:It is a type a little is a brat is a type of little to be. To be clear, though, I think we've talked about this before this, this rings we have oh, okay, then I'll shut up, let's move on that's why I'm letting you handle the fireworks. Ah, I see very sneaky wow, this man is afraid of me and he won't admit it.
Speaker 1:Yeah to be fair, he has his reasons.
Speaker 2:He's not really.
Speaker 1:It's part of the game. Yes, it's like. I don't know why I just got the image of you in a not a bin or something A bin. I said not a bin, but something like and he's trying to put the lid on. And you're like, and he's trying to put the lid on and you're like a symbolism.
Speaker 2:This is symbolism for for the, the um, the brat, brat dom dynamic or brat uh brat handler.
Speaker 1:If you want dynamic as beala just described, get in the bin, got them in a pot, got them in a pot and you're trying to put the lid on. But they're all like reaching out and scratching at you Fair, a bit like those cat videos when you see there's a hole and they're looking at something and then a paw comes up and goes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I see it. I see what you mean.
Speaker 1:Yes, and then their head pops up.
Speaker 2:Very true.
Speaker 1:Oh, at some point I wish you guys got to see the video of us recording, because we look ridiculous, we do Half the time. We do Because we act all of this out like there are hand gestures, there is, there is wiggling going on anyway, he's so done with both brats, I know he's so, he's so freaking thrilled to be sending us on a shopping trip away from away so that, so that he can so much so he gives us his freaking debit card.
Speaker 2:He's like take the money and just be elsewhere. Well, it has to be a little bit more than this, because he could just send us away. A part of him is enjoying this incredibly.
Speaker 1:Exactly, exactly. And now there's two of us. I can just leave the country with it. You know I'll have you arrested if you dare.
Speaker 2:Fair enough also, you've all just admitted it to him. So if you now do leave the country, he knows, yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, he knew anyway he's like well, yes, he's like it'll be that person right there.
Speaker 2:Americans friends, american friends.
Speaker 1:Wow, I'm so sorry, american fans of ours.
Speaker 2:If you're listening from the US, can you tell us? Do you know what the word bonkers means? Or are we just being like? Do we just believe you don't know and actually you're completely aware?
Speaker 1:Well, maybe they do, especially those from Yonkers what Yonkers, new York?
Speaker 2:Okay, I've never.
Speaker 1:Or is that just in a musical?
Speaker 2:That was confusing in real life. I don't know. I'm now questioning my knowledge. Follow-up questions for those in the US Is Yonkers, new York, a real thing?
Speaker 1:It is a Hello Dolly, which we have spoken previously on this podcast.
Speaker 2:It's coming back Anyway. Okay, we've tangented so hard, back we go.
Speaker 1:Yes, but only in automatic. I responded. Nikki has both. God help us.
Speaker 2:He's so mean to me, I drive really well. Can everyone? Okay, look, I understand because of my personality and, like my general chaotic energy, but I promise you, when I'm behind the wheel, I am in complete control she's a very, very, very.
Speaker 1:She is a very responsible driver I cannot thank you.
Speaker 2:I have because of my nuts energy. I have awareness everywhere. It really helps. I can speak to you, I can listen to music and I can drive and everyone survives, and Mike is just being. He's just never driven with me before. Well, not at this point, he hadn't yet driven with me, so he'll change his mind.
Speaker 1:I'm the speedy one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bella's the speedy one.
Speaker 1:I have a bit of a theory on this. Okay, people who are disabled tend to be speedy because we don't get anywhere fast any other time fair enough, so we're like yeah let's go.
Speaker 2:I had, I have a similar theory, because that's why I don't really speed, because the rest of my life I'm just like oh my god, exactly, this makes so much sense it does. But then what about the non-disabled, the like able people who speed anyway and they're just like cutting you off in ass bags my parents are the speedies too. I also think my speediness is inherited yeah, so there are multiple reasons here anyway.
Speaker 2:Wow, we cannot get to the end of this thing, okay do god, help us all yes, can I just say I love how you said our goose is cooked instead of my goose, because I'm pretty sure mike said my goose, not our goose, right? Yeah, like I don't care, I, I do what I want. Then I'm going to give more of a shit. No, I'm going to worry about you exactly, potentially, not intentionally, intentionally yeah, nice, well, I, um, I promise not to do to scratch it intentionally.
Speaker 2:I'm just thinking of particularly a moment I don't know if you even remember this back in south end on sea when we were studying um, no, it wasn't, it was in london we went to a I'm just thinking of particularly a moment I don't know if you even remember this Back in South End-on-Sea when we were studying no, it wasn't, it was in London we went to a pizzeria, but like a lovely Italian place that was actually quite expensive and we were having dinner just the two of us, and you saw a hot person obviously. And then I remember it very vividly because I remember Balal going look me in the eyes, there is a cute person behind you. Don't look yet. Don't look yet very precise about how I should act, because she got so used to before saying it, and then I would like full-on, whole body turn and be like exactly, and she wouldn't be quiet with the where it'd be where.
Speaker 1:Where is this hot guy?
Speaker 2:isn't the hot guy now staring right at me because I'm making so much noise?
Speaker 1:and I'll be like, oh dear god, why? Why did I point it out?
Speaker 2:anyway. So that's what we're talking about here, that's subtle. Yes, yes, yes, but you will point it out.
Speaker 1:I will point it out and I'll be fucking subtle about it.
Speaker 2:But won't it look odd if we're wearing such similar clothes?
Speaker 1:Hasn't stopped us before.
Speaker 2:Fair enough. I love how that was my. That was the problem I had. I was like but what if we look like sisters, similar?
Speaker 1:sisters are doing it?
Speaker 2:oh, we're singing two different songs, but that's all good. I was going. Sisters are doing it for themselves and you were somewhere else.
Speaker 1:But it's all good, it's all good. I yeah, it's all good. I went. I went down the a different, the old musical stuff.
Speaker 2:Right, white christmas, here we come just to be clear, I'm not being a diva. It is really difficult with my body to find lingerie, or especially bras like like knickers underwear's fine, yeah, but bras, it's always a mission.
Speaker 2:It is such. It's, oh, it's even worse in France, because for some reason they just believe that if you have, if your cup size is a certain size, then your back size must be big too, yeah, or they just don't put any. I mean, I don't like underwire very much, but if they put absolutely no support, it's just disastrous, yeah.
Speaker 1:So yeah, we don't seem to get the concept that there are other shapes that and that.
Speaker 2:If you have breasts, they tend to be heavy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so, and also it tends to always be the ugly bras.
Speaker 2:Exactly. You want us to waste material on you. We'll waste the cheapest material possible.
Speaker 1:Exactly, we'll give you the granny bras.
Speaker 2:You're not going to look cute. This is why I hate it. I don't want to spend, and that's the other thing the price when you go up in an in cup size it's suddenly like 50 pounds or like 60 euros at the very least. So, like trying to look cute for a guy, I'm like you know what, dude, I'll just show up naked. It's fucking expensive, it's way cheaper. It'll be kinky as shit.
Speaker 1:I'll just show up naked yes, it'll be fine, it'll be good, or you buy it you can be a flasher with your coat exactly.
Speaker 2:I'll buy a nice coat and not it will be cheaper than the lingerie it will be right. I'll stop being a pain. I was just explaining that I am not a diva, I promise you. It's hard, it is Okay.
Speaker 1:And I'm like Jesus Christ, why do I tell her not to do these things? Because I know it's just going to go so much bigger.
Speaker 2:Inside myself. I really feel like I'm making an effort, but apparently not right, you should see how she sneaks about.
Speaker 1:Like a little gremlin, she almost makes her own little theme music.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, definitely, yeah. I will be caught so far in any sneaking game. I love sneaking games because I can make a noise and like in real life and no one catches me. But in real life, oh, it's a mess, right? Yeah, it's completely batshit. Though. Imagine the vocalist of your favorite band paying 10 000 euros for you to go go shopping with your best friend I mean, how cool is that it's very cool.
Speaker 2:It also makes me think this man has money to burn. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, but they've made it big time. They have we. We are talking about headlining bands here. Not all metal bands make it to this extent. No, this is not a clue no, it's a clue.
Speaker 1:This is not making it obvious in whatsoever way possible.
Speaker 2:You can all have your ideas. As long as we never legally say anything, no one can sue us, and that's what's important. Yes, which?
Speaker 1:is why we neither confirm nor deny. Okay, that was weird half fun, half fun. We neither confirm nor deny Okay.
Speaker 2:That was weird, have fun.
Speaker 1:Have fun.
Speaker 2:I don't know why, but it reminds me of it reminds me of Dude Where's my Car? Where he gets to the Chinese and she's like and then, and then have fun, okay, and then and then and then and then and then, okay, and then, and then, and then, and then and then and then. Okay, giving our ages away here. People who are in the BDSM community know me as Sticky Nicky, obviously obviously because that's your name on FetLife.
Speaker 1:Sorry, I, we can edit that out if you don't want people knowing that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to go peep, that's your name on FetLife.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, apart from they'll know it's Sticky Nicky, I think you need to beep out FetLife.
Speaker 2:Well, they can follow me, but they can't be my friend without my permission. It'll be like any sign size, so it's fine. Yeah, and also, this show talks about how I'm into bdsm. If someone goes and finds me on fetlife and then outs me as being into bdsm, it'll be kind of fucking stupid now everyone will be like and, and you know she's doing a podcast about- it.
Speaker 1:We've posted all of this on there already anyway exactly, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 2:So, yeah, sticky nikki is my name in the bdsm community, but so, yeah, so, so, um, it's not that big of a secret, but when it's like outside of that community, it's not okay, it's just a weird. Don't call me that because it's just it. I'll tell you the truthful reason why because it evokes certain feelings, and I don't if I'm not prepared, I don't want to be in the, in the street, being ill prepared for my body doing a thing. That's I'm going to be clear with you all. That's the reason I feel uncomfortable if people call me sticky, and that's also why some people, like family members or people, should know never to call me that. They don't even clock it. Well, they don't. No, no, yeah, but now, if they listen to this, I don't.
Speaker 2:However, yeah, you can, but you're also all the way you're in the community as well I am, but yeah, anyway, I suppose the band is really not a big deal, but also, like when you do stuff like that, we do want to like play it a little bit, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because you kind of like the fact that they know, but you're not going to show that you like the fact that they know.
Speaker 2:No. Because again I'm supposed to be being obedient, and when people call me sticky, it's like it's harder. It's harder to be obedient Right. It's harder.
Speaker 1:It's harder to be obedient Right Hang on.
Speaker 2:Are we talking American football or soccer, or like European football?
Speaker 1:Because doesn't that change the amount of European?
Speaker 2:because I'm a British person. Oh right, okay, so how many? That's 14. That's 14.
Speaker 1:Yes, but I've made this joke many times over the years.
Speaker 2:That's true. I think we make it at another point in this anyway, I'm just pointing out we do we are saying we need a team of 14 men to keep us satisfied. We actually don't say gender, no exactly.
Speaker 1:Because we're all about all of it, people. Well, I'm heteroflexible, whereas she is bisexual.
Speaker 2:Yes, well, if he's angry at me, you can protect me.
Speaker 1:I laughed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because what the fuck? How are you supposed to protect me against this guy who's like six foot and built like yeah, what are you gonna do? No, mike, no, no, stay, stop, sit good boy.
Speaker 1:Oh wow, no, stay, stop Sit, good boy.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, oh wow. Mike, forgive us, we don't mean this, we're just playing. Please don't come at us for real. We actually really can't take you on. I don't think physically, no, I don't think we can Plus.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure if that we could, because we'd just be like yeah, that's true, actually We'd just be two puddles in front of him. True, you said something. What?
Speaker 2:Oh gosh, that would be so annoying. Like I'll just see lips move Like the first, like very first episode when I met him. Just like lips move, but I couldn't hear anything he was saying.
Speaker 1:Because I've gone deaf. Exactly, we're just death by death by who you are. And Xander at that moment, dearest Xander, I'm sorry, I say sorry dearest Xander dearest Xander, I'm writing a letter to thee. Soon I'll be writing a sonnet on thy spleen, probably because they've seen it about a thousand times. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2:They've just seen it. They're like well, more ass Okay.
Speaker 1:All the ass. Yeah, we're so used to the ass we're so used to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're so used to the ass, we're so used to that ass. That's actually. Jason actually said that once Because someone asked him this question.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:Jason was like, honestly, I'm not concentrating on like he's like, I'm not in that mood. I'm playing my drums, I'm not watching anything that's happening next to me and it's like, yeah, fair dues, that is the way it should be. They're doing their fucking job, they're working. Who's thinking of sex while they're working?
Speaker 1:okay, I am that will be, us okay, but we have specific work, we have an interesting job we do, but even when we were doing other work, we still okay, maybe we're about we're bad.
Speaker 2:I mean like, okay, we are not the good examples, no, but like, I think like the majority. Okay, you guys tell us what you In the comments, like what you think. Like, do you think about sex? I think you think about sex when you get bored, maybe, but like, yes, yeah, but like't because you're concentrating on the job Exactly and exactly, especially if you're a job where you can get your fingers and lose a toe or whatever if you're not concentrating right.
Speaker 1:But, like I think most, when I was a train driver, I was certainly not thinking about sex, the entire time when I was in charge, when I was literally driving the train.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:Only when I was bored walking up and down it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, then it's different, but I think most people like musicians and stuff like that. They're obviously enjoying what they're doing and they're concentrating on what they're doing, Especially this level. So, I think, yeah, they're not thinking of a sex ride at that moment. Yeah, I think it's the same. I think I saw a comedian that I really love and adore, luke luke severade. If anyone's interested in checking him out, he calls himself a joke yeller because he, he does metal and jokes, right.
Speaker 2:But um he he said someone asked him like um about, about, like about sex, like you know, have it, do you like fucking? And he was like well, not, right now I'm working. And I thought that that was true. It's so true. It's like yeah, that like yes, but I'm not, I'm not in the mood right now, you know so, yeah, it's not so much.
Speaker 1:You're not in the mood, you're just not thinking about that right now yeah, but men are different.
Speaker 2:From what I've understood from the men I've met, they can turn it on and off much quicker than we can, right, yeah, so like if they are working, there's no space for that testosterone. In the same way although I'm not going to name names because I don't want to shame that this person or like anything, but someone I love very dearly told me recently that he often gets erections at work and he's just like oh fuck my life, but he's not even thinking. He's not even thinking about it. Apparently, it's just like the body going and clearing up some piping over here, thanks, over here, let's let's do this thing. Yeah, let's just make sure everything's still working properly.
Speaker 2:And he's like okay, jesus christ, no, go away yeah and I was like, oh, I thought that stopped happening after, like your teenage years. And then I had like all of the men go what? No, nicole, no, it doesn't stop after your teenage years. I was like I thought you could control it. They were like, uh, not often.
Speaker 1:I was like, oh, fuck, okay I would hate to have a penis.
Speaker 2:Actually, we are so lucky that's the one thing we are lucky with. You can't see when we're turned on Apart from you with the shaking. Well, well, I have to be very turned on for the shakes.
Speaker 1:And then you have to, and then that's true, and then they have to know you well enough to know what the shaking is, otherwise, they're just like I've had people in public go, are you okay, Are you cold?
Speaker 2:I'm like yeah, so cold.
Speaker 1:Yep, that's it.
Speaker 2:Cold, I'm freezing. Anyway, we ooh tangent, all right, big tangent. So all of that to say the band is probably not. They do care about ass. They're just not caring about it right now because they're concentrating on their profile.
Speaker 1:When I stepped, off stage five minutes later. I needed a towel immediately For my face. People For my face. Yes, Because, my brain. When I first read that I was like oh, hello, but also no, probably, probably A little bit, because they're there and and you're shaking provocatively and you're trying to be sexy when you're doing that sort of dancing, you have to embody it. And you're being sexy around the men that you were obsessed with Exactly. I'm coming off that stage so horny it's unreal, that's for sure. Seriously horny.
Speaker 2:Say it as it is.
Speaker 1:I need to be ripping off his clothes. Right that second.
Speaker 2:Which is why, oh, I don't want to give it away, but you guys will see when they eventually do have sex. There's a lot of it after shows.
Speaker 1:For this reason, yes, because I'm just like no, anyway. There's a funness in the recording that we don't get quite so much in the admin of it all.
Speaker 2:Oh, are you kidding? Not even remotely. We don't do the admin because we want to.
Speaker 1:We are terrible. We're like, oh, do we have to do this, Admini.
Speaker 2:To be fair, we're actually getting really good at it because we've decided to be joyful about it despite the fact that it's not our favorite thing.
Speaker 1:But we would much we try and find the joy in it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we would much rather be doing the podcast than doing that stuff, exactly so on that note, on that note on that note. Please, please, if you guys would love to support us and help us out, share this with with your friends, rate us, please. Can you just put a little rating on whichever app you listen? Yes, that would help us um immeasurably. Subscribe, share, follow us on socials.
Speaker 1:That helps a lot as well, um, yes, it does and and we, we're going to try and start doing.
Speaker 2:I think we were talking about monthly lives yes, we're going to start doing monthly lives on twitch um, so do do tune in for those come on to the social so you also know what's happening.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because we announce stuff all the time on there, because half the time we don't know until like a few days what we're going to do, because we're like, oh, let's do a thing.
Speaker 2:And then we do it. Having said that, our first live, we'd been planning since November.
Speaker 1:We had been planning it for a long time.
Speaker 2:Two and a half months before and then, if there's any of you I'm gonna say this jokingly, but I'm serious um, anyone knows like a millionaire who would like to back us and just you know, who doesn't want anything returned yes, please just want to pay for our podcast because they love our art. Please, please, let them know that we are willing, do you?
Speaker 1:accept, we are so very willing.
Speaker 2:Or on a lower key version. If you would like to support us financially, we would love that very much, because we do, even though it's not about that at all. We really need some sort of financial backing for this to continue, so there are two ways you can do that. You can subscribe to our website, in which you can pay as little as three dollars a month, or as much as I think it's 25, I don't, I don't remember.
Speaker 1:That shows you how little we know?
Speaker 2:about the monies and because it's all about the love, and then, if you check up below this podcast, you'll have the links to all the things. There's also a link to support the show and that will take you to buy me a coffee where you can give a one-off donation. Um but they have also now started doing monthly ones oh cool, so you can do either a monthly or a one-off. Um again, as little as I think, three doll hairs doll hairs.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes, three doll hair so please, um do that, that would be awesome but if you can't, we understand that too, just the rating, the liking, the sharing, the commenting, whatever, sending us a cool little fan message because you can do that below as well where it says.
Speaker 2:What does it say, bella? What is the exact line that it says? It's like contact us send us a message.
Speaker 1:Is it send us a message?
Speaker 2:something like that you'll get the vibe send us a message and we get little fan mails we haven't had one yet, so not, not on our website.
Speaker 1:We really want one, sorry say again we really want one.
Speaker 2:Could that be exciting, yeah we've had lots, don't get us wrong. We've had lots of messages from fans, but like, not on our website where it says fan mail no, no exactly we've just added on social, we want fan mail.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, social media has been going really well and it's generally not something we enjoy because we are not naturally posters and content creators on that front no on, we are very creative on this podcasting is so so much fun and we don't worry story writing and music and being generally munchkins, yes, but like going we're great at yeah, but like going, hey, do our listen to our things. And oh, that's hard, do it?
Speaker 1:like oh, oh, no, why if you meet me and we are finding some joy in it.
Speaker 2:Exactly we are. If you ever see us in public, you'll notice we're much better at talking to you about the podcast in person, like in the street, at metal gigs, at kink events, like everywhere I go I'm like have you heard? I'm on a podcast.
Speaker 1:Exactly, and we did stickers and we're thinking of doing some more stickers and some coasters and what not, and we've just been like giving them out to people going, hey, yeah yeah, do this.
Speaker 2:We're really we're really putting in a lot of energy into this. So, but you know, but it is at the moment it's all coming from us. So that is why, with a lot of grace, we ask you if you can support us financially. We really would appreciate it because we do need it to. Yes continue and rightly so, because being in a ds relationship and ds is um, it just means dom sub by. By the way, in a Dom sub relationship, the sub also has responsibilities for the Dom, like they both have responsibilities for each other.
Speaker 2:So if he's like having a moody and he's like there's something going on with him, I need to know.
Speaker 1:I need to like figure out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm also probably a bit anxious because I'm like, did I screw something?
Speaker 1:up, did I do a?
Speaker 2:thing. Yeah, but it's from what the other guy said. It's likely just because he didn't feel great about his performance and they tend to take that to heart a lot.
Speaker 1:They do, they do. But you know everyone has days that it just didn't hit quite right. The fans wouldn't have noticed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, but at the same time also, I was just thinking they don't really have dancers so much anymore. No, when, when we first wrote this, they did they got it over.
Speaker 1:I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever seen them with dancers?
Speaker 2:uh-huh, I can't tell you now while we're on the air, live no with the, with people, but but um, it's, uh, it's. But they used to in certain songs.
Speaker 1:You know the songs for the ladies oh, right, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah but they but that was when they were quite a bit younger, like now.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna say their age now at this stage in their life, they have less of that.
Speaker 1:No, no, it's much more else.
Speaker 2:We've mixed it together very hard, like today, and back then it's all smushed together, which helps you not know which band we're talking about or which bandza we're talking about. By the way, guys, we have a nickname for Mike behind his back, obviously the Golden Retriever of Metal. Hence our. By the way, guys, we have a nickname for Mike behind his back, obviously, yeah, also just the golden retriever of metal. The golden retriever of metal. Hopefully that doesn't give away who he actually is no one, I don't think anyone else actually calls him that in like the public metal world.
Speaker 2:But we call him that behind his back. We might have to stop now. Yes, because we've said it here shit.
Speaker 1:Yes, we might just between ourselves right, okay, yeah, yeah.
