Bonus: Gag Reel - Ep 16 'This One Time' - The One Where They Couldn't Speak

Everything that went hilariously wrong while recording. 

This is the Gag Reel for Episode 16 'This One Time'. It is recommended that you've listened to Episode 16 before listening to the Gag Reel. 

Chapters

• 0:00 Dick in a Box Singalong
• 0:33 Attitude and British Insults
• 1:11 Character Voice Mishaps
• 3:15 Pronunciation Struggles
• 5:20 Script Reading Blunders
• 7:24 Wrapping Up Outtakes

Transcript

Nicole: 0:00

Dick in a box. Every time I see his name I'm like you just have to sing it Dick in a box. It's my dick in a box, baby, my dick in a box. Okay, we got it, nicole, we got it.

Arabella: 0:16

I love that we have that recorded. That's some gag real shit right there.

Nicole: 0:23

Is it worth Slapping myself? Yes, yes, shit, right, there is it. Is it worth slapping myself? Yes, yes, I don't need your attitude. I don't need your attitude. Nicole attitude, party's gonna be gag real all the way through. You fucking bitch. That was so British.

Arabella: 0:43

That was so British. Oh, fuck you fucking bitch. There it is, but it has to be angrier than that you fucking bitch.

Nicole: 0:57

There it is. I'm really sorry. I pleaded, I was Canadian and stupid and I was like, sorry, yes, because I'm really sorry, sorry, sorry. He bit me in the neck and my body bent itself into it why he practically ripped my new band shit off. Me Sounded like I said shit, my new band shit. My new band shit, new band shit. Please, I'm not, I'm not, I'm cuffing you I'm not, I'm cuffing you it was the campus version of michael solomon I've ever heard.

Nicole: 1:52

I'm so sorry, sassy camp. Mike, I'm not uncuffing you, he barked. Deal with your consequences. He, he barked, not uncuffing you, thank you, not uncuffing you, thank you. I popped into. I popped into Bella. Oh right, I popped into your suite. I popped into Bella wow, jesus Christ, you've just full on right gone up my hand like the end of, like the end of Alien, sweet Jesus.

Arabella: 2:23

Like the end of Alien.

Nicole: 2:27

Sweet Jesus. All right, that wasn't very Bella, but I'll take it. Sweet Jesus, sounds like you're from the bayou, I know. Ask your bitch best for bitch.

Arabella: 2:44

Bitch Nikki have something to do with this. Let me try that one again Nikki Nikki.

Nicole: 2:53

I don't fucking get it, you snort get it, I don't fucking get it. Why do you two keep bringing me into your shit? Jason asked annoyed dropping his weight. That's how they say it. That's how they say it. That's how we learned. They say it no, big fun of my shit, shit. No, I was a bit too gangster, you're right, really too gangster. That might be the way Carter says it. Shit, have you ever found a blowjob from her?

Arabella: 3:31

Found a blowjob.

Nicole: 3:35

What does that mean? I don't know. Have you ever found a blowjob from her? Oh God, just found it. You know? Just there, fuck's sake.

Arabella: 3:51

Nikki's the friendliest person. Friendliest person, friendliest person, I think Nikki's overly, overly, overly.

Nicole: 4:01

Overly.

Arabella: 4:02

Overly. Fuck on, fuck on, would ya.

Nicole: 4:15

That was the funniest thing I heard this morning. Fuck on. And I did not expect it either.

Arabella: 4:24

Right, you know that person that you can spend every single second of the day with and not get sick of them.

Nicole: 4:30

My band, my wife and dog, my band.

Arabella: 4:35

What was it? My wife and my dog.

Nicole: 4:39

And my Dog and my meth. Sorry that might have come across as I was saying. Southern people do meth, that's I don't know why. That's not what I meant at all. Sorry, oh damn, I said, cringing at the sight of it. Oh, damn, oh damn, oh shit okay, I'll try do less than that. Weird what I just did there. That shit is okay.

Arabella: 5:16

I gaped at bella bella you did not gape at bella. You gaped at her and then said Bella, because you don't need to go, bella, bella.

Nicole: 5:26

Bella, bella, bora Bora are the places that are repeated twice. Why can't you just do it? Because I told you to do it, do, it, do it, do it, do it, stop it, do it stop. Can I dress you? Can I dress you? Can I dress you? I washed him as he rummaged through my already packed things. You washed him or you watched him. I washed, I washed him. I went to the shower. I grabbed a loofah, I put some squeezy, squeezy soap.

Arabella: 6:04

I washed him, I went to the shower.

Nicole: 6:04

I grabbed a loofah, I put some squeezy squeezy squeezy soap, Squeezy, squeezy, squeezy did you Three times squeezy soap Very important part of this. And then I went and I washed him while he unpacked my shirt. Have you eaten, nicole? Have you eaten, nicole? Have you eaten? Sorry, absolutely. Now, please tell me. My imagination is likely to make something much worse. What's?

Arabella: 6:41

the matter.

Nicole: 6:52

Okay, he laughed. You want me to punish you? You want me to punish you? You want me to punish you With a pitchfork? No, wow, okay, wow.

Arabella: 7:04

That is killing me.

Nicole: 7:05

I crack it I crack it Dubbed too hard. Okay, want me to punish you with a pitchfork. No, wow, okay, wow, that is killing, I crack it. I crack it, Dobbed too hard, hick, hick. He blew out a wrong breath. A wrong breath. A wrong breath is what I said it's sir, said the Tory it's sir, said the tory it's sir it's sir, did you not know?

Nicole: 7:30

I was admittedly unhappy with the sitch with the sitch, the kitchen the sitch, the kitchen situation was such a mess, it's called the sitch. Mike said don't make me tape your mouth shirt, oh wow my shirt. Nikki, what the fuck you punched me, oh my my yes, I did, and you didn't give me time to say rising from the machine I did not again, so we're just to cut that whole little bit just there because fucked it so bad. In the butt.

Arabella: 8:07

Hard.

Nicole: 8:10

CNC Okay, stop.