Bonus: Gag Reel - Ep 17 'Our Little Secret' - Quickly Losing It

Everything that went hilariously wrong while recording. 

This is the Gag Reel for Episode 17 'Our Little Secret'. It is recommended that you've listened to Episode 17 before listening to the Gag Reel. 

Chapters

• 0:00 Introduction and Awkward Exchanges
• 1:25 Script Reading Challenges Begin
• 2:46 Character Dynamics and Confusion
• 5:00 Stumbling Through Dialogue
• 6:23 Wrapping Up the Session

Transcript

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Ep 17 – Our Little Secret Gag Reel Transcript

Nicole: 0:02

Hi, how's everyone doing? How you doing, Bella?

Arabella: 0:04

How are you doing?

Nicole: 0:06

Oh,

Arabella: 0:08

Oh, we went for the same time.(Nicole laughs) I got eager. I got so eager. Me talking.(Arabella laughs along with Nicole) She's doing hand gestures and I'm trying to figure out what she's trying to say to me and now she's just giving me the middle finger.(Nicole is still laughing)

Nicole: 0:16

I was trying to show you to go ask the question first.

Arabella: 0:18

Okay, that's what that means. It was just a series of pointing and then weird crabby hands.(Both still laughing)

Nicole: 0:21

Okay, you know what. I'll go first. How are you doing Bella? Like(Arabella almost crying with laughter)

Arabella: 0:26

I’m sorry I scrabbled on the table.(Nicole is also laughing)

Nicole: 0:30

He's letting me get away with a lot. I have the time to quickly scrabble.

Arabella: 0:32

Yes. Quick game of scrabble. Anyone? (Something else unintelligible)(Still laughing)

Nicole: 0:35

Right.“I know.” Like, excuse me, I think you'll find you haven't done enough yet. That and I was going to say excuse me, I know you are 40 and all, but have you considered that you cannot count…(Both laugh)…to 20? Everything I do has bratty undertones, even when I don't mean it. I'm like,

Arabella: 0:45

Exactly

Nicole: 0:47

Excuse me, you said 20, but I think you'll find

Arabella: 0:49

That was 18

Nicole: 0:51

Have you considered that you might be shit at this?(Both cackle) Jason was way more erratic than Mike and I was both nervous and excited by his unpredictability.

Arabella: 0:56

SUPER excited

Nicole: 0:58

Okay, I was both nervous and SUPER excited by his unpredictability.(Both laugh) Bella.“Hey, grabby hands.” I complained.(Arabella bursts out laughing)“Get to the beating part.” It's like a type of mini self-loathing or something. Like why can't I just let what I like happen? Why do I need to pretend?

Arabella: 1:07

Hey,

Arabella & Nicole: 1:09

Grabby hands.(Both continue to laugh)

Nicole: 1:12

Okay,

Arabella: 1:14

Oh wow.

Nicole: 1:16

“Do you have to have sex like that all the time?”, Alllll the time? Oh, why? (despairing at her accent going sideways again)

Arabella: 1:18

Alllll the time?

Nicole: 1:20

“If you show me, I won't tell anyone.”

Arabella: 1:22

You are a munchkin (At the same time as Nicole saying her line)

Nicole: 1:24

BELLA! You keep talking over my line.(Nicole chuckling with dispare)“The old forbi, the old forbidden fruit”

Arabella: 1:29

Forbidden fruit, the old forbidden fruit. (Mushing the lines in mockery)(Nicole laughs followed by Arabella)

Nicole: 1:32

You're so cruel to me.

Arabella: 1:34

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Nicole: 1:36

The old forbidden fruit. (Mushing the lines like Arabella did in mockery)

Arabella: 1:38

(Arabella does it again but sounds like a cat attempting it)(Both laugh) I'm just like hammering you.

Nicole: 1:42

You are,

Arabella: 1:44

And I don't know why, usually you do it to me.

Nicole: 1:46

Because a certain person has sort of given you permission to Dom me a little bit. That's why.

Arabella: 1:48

Yeah, yeah.

Nicole: 1:50

Into working. And now you're taking it too far.

Arabella: 1:52

Yeah, because I'm a brat.

Nicole: 1:54

Yes(Nicole huffs out a laugh)

Arabella: 1:57

Yes

Nicole: 1:59

“What are you doing?” I asked, watching him curiously as he pulled my underwear and trousers back on. As he? Woah-whoa-whoa-whoa- whoa-whoa-whoa. What happened? Hang on.(Arabella laughs)“Paranoid.” I scoffed, “put it in a chip packet”.(Both burst out laughing) Yeah, he went to the bin

Arabella: 2:07

Chip packet? It's crisp.

Nicole: 2:09

He wouldn't, nah, he would understand crisp packet, Bella, let it go.(Nicole laughs)

Arabella: 2:12

Sorry

Nicole: 2:14

He went to the bin to take care of it.“20 minutes” I said, happily, jumping onto the sofa and danced around.“Then we can get off this bus.” Bella was about to join me on the sofa dancing when Mike said“Get off of there before you slip and have to tickaty takety to hospital.”(Both start to giggle)

Arabella: 2:22

What was that?

Nicole: 2:24

I'm so sorry, let me try again.(Both at the same time)“Do you hear a trace…”

Arabella: 2:29

“Why I dare say I…”(Both start to laugh)

Nicole: 2:32

All right?(Again at the same time)“Do I hear a trace of?”

Arabella: 2:37

“Do you hear a?” Oh yeah, I can see

Nicole: 2:41

Tootie-tootie-tootie-tootie-toooahhhhh, (Sung)

Arabella: 2:43

Tootie-tootie- toooo…That is actually yours. It confuses me every time because my name is next to it. (Sung)

Nicole: 2:45

Oh, it is mine. Oh good(Nicole breathily chuckles)“Clearly some concern.” I told Bally(Both wheeze into laughing)

Arabella: 2:51

What's my name? Belly? Belly.(Nicole wheezes her laughter again)

Nicole: 2:54

I don't know what came out. We're gonna have to listen to it playback.

Arabella: 2:56

Yeah(Nicole almost chokes on her laughter)

Nicole: 2:59

We were on the third-floor door.(Nicole Wheezes in laughter)

Arabella: 3:02

What? Floor door? You’re on the floor door are you?

Nicole: 3:06

We were on the third floor in the deluxe suites. Of course.“It probably wouldn't.” I replied in the same

Arabella: 3:10

Replieeed(Both laugh)

Nicole: 3:13

“I'm 30.”“I'm 30, 30 years old.” That's what's written there.

Arabella: 3:16

I'm 30, 30(Arabella bursts out laughing along with Nicole)

Nicole: 3:19

I'm 30, 30 years old.

Arabella: 3:21

I'm 30, 30 years old. Did you not know?

Nicole: 3:23

I am 60.“What do you want to do?” I asked, he asked. Oh, he asked it like that, did he? Okay.

Arabella: 3:27

No, that's you.

Nicole: 3:29

“It takes two to tango, asshole.” I said as he left a ticky tash patokah(Nicole wheezes into a laugh)

Arabella: 3:31

Ticky to kah pash (Carrying on this mess)(Nicole takes a deep breath to reset)

Nicole: 3:34

“Are you kidding me, Carter?” I asked as the doors closed. No, no, that's not right.(Nicole laughs followed by Arabella)

Arabella: 3:37

It takes two to tangle arsehole is where we were.(Clap)“Well, I wonder what that fuck (more garbled words mushed) is about.(Both laugh)

Nicole: 3:43

“What on earth are you doing?” I asked, watching them rub some (Starts a coughing fit)

Arabella: 3:45

Are you okay?(Whilst she laughs)

Nicole: 3:48

I will be.

Arabella: 3:50

What just happened?

Nicole: 3:52

I have no idea. Too much spit. It's from, it's from relaxing my tongue too much to try and sound like a Californian, and then my fucking spit spat. You know what I mean?

Arabella: 3:54

Mmm yeah

Nicole: 3:56

You picking up what I'm putting down?(Nicole laughs) Okay, I'm stopping.

Arabella: 4:00

Yeah

Nicole: 4:02

“Right, yeah, good idea.” Yeah, huy he agreed. What was that?(Arabella tries to imitate the garbled mess and ends up sounding like the cookie monster)“Right, yeah”, He was Australian.(Both laugh)“Right, yeah” (Still kind of Australian) Oh no.(Both wheeze with laughter) Oh no.

Arabella: 4:10

And that's where we ending today. Where we ending.(Nicole giggles) That's where we ending.(Gives up)