Unruly Confessions: A Kink Story

Bonus: Outtakes - Ep 13 'Everyone Loves Candy' - Candy, Kisses, and Chaos

• Arabella Gourlay & Nicole van Niekerk • Season 1

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Ep 13 'Everyone Loves Candy' s Outtakes. All the bits and pieces that were too plentiful to make into the main episode is now delivered to you on a silver platter! 

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Theme Music: Rat Head - Big Mouse Tree House
Written and performed by: Nicole van Niekerk (Singer), Steve van Niekerk (Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals), Rachel Espeute (Bass & Backing Vocals) & Bertie Atkinson (Drums)

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SPEAKER_03:

Everybody loves candy. Everyone loves candy. Everybody loves candy. Everyone loves candy. I take it to the candy shop. Make it like lollipop. What? Make it back as my candy. Candy. Okay, you're boring me. I'm gonna s I'm gonna look for it now.

SPEAKER_00:

Because we I don't think we need to overhash it though. Okay. I just it's it's you you are you're like hard down defending yourself. Like the judge and jury, please, please understand that this is not something, but it's also we're doing this for this, but we're also doing this, and I would not do this, but but I am a toat.

SPEAKER_03:

But but but you see, because it's not you. I know it you can it's easier for you than it is for me.

SPEAKER_00:

So Which is why I'm saying Let me say it. Hush now, you've said it! Okay four times. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Alright. Calm down, you little guilt freak. Sorry? Calm down, you little guilt freak.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, but it's just because I want I really it's very important that it comes across correctly. Because we're dealing with really sensitive issues. I know. And we're dealing with really sensitive issues in a time of great conflict with conservatism and bullshit.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes, I know my love.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

They know too.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

We have talked this one over a few times.

SPEAKER_03:

I can't remember if we have. But yes, we have. Okay. On the sofa across the hall, I invented wildly. Bala was with Sander in his room. So Andre? Cool. I'm I'm I've taken on their their vibes now. Yeah. I left my toothbrush here the other night. It was true, but it wasn't the real reason I was there.

SPEAKER_00:

No shit.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know why I couldn't just be like, I care about you, ma'am.

SPEAKER_00:

Exactly. Also, the fact that you're not going to bed anytime soon. Why are you getting your toothbrush? You would not have remembered your toothbrush.

SPEAKER_03:

That's true. I suddenly remembered it was there. I was like, excusesn't meaning. Toothbrush. Maybe I'm planning to kiss someone, Bala. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Which I'm not allowed to do. But maybe I'm planning. Down girl. Down girl. Look, maybe I just want my breath not to smell when I hang out with my favourite people in the whole world.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, but we know it's a lie. It's not true. I mean, obviously, you don't want that, but it's just not true.

SPEAKER_03:

Probably a little bit more than that. Who are you trying to impress? He called from the bedroom. Oh, he's not missing it. He's not missing a thing.

SPEAKER_00:

No, he's really fucking not. He's like.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I could have a go at him and be like, basic hygiene, but he can see through that shit. Yeah. It's pretty cute, actually. Thank you. I did a pirouette. No, I didn't.

SPEAKER_00:

Not on your fucking life, did it? No, I didn't. But certainly not a fucking pirouette. You did a twirl.

SPEAKER_03:

Bring your face to the microphone. It keeps losing your voice. I'm so sorry. Say it again, what you just said.

SPEAKER_00:

I said, Maybe you did a little twirl thing, but you certainly fucking didn't do a pirouette. No, I doubt that.

SPEAKER_03:

I doubt that I did. Why are you reading that?

SPEAKER_00:

No. That's my 40, not yours.

SPEAKER_03:

Blow job? Okay, make it a quick one.

SPEAKER_00:

Sorry. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah. No hugs, though.

SPEAKER_03:

No.

SPEAKER_00:

No, fuck the hugs. Blow jobs?

SPEAKER_03:

Oh yeah. No, he does do hugs. It's just he's not in the mood right now.

SPEAKER_00:

No. But always in the mood for a quick cheeky, cheeky, cheeky, cheeky blow job.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm not sure that's true. I think he I think he's he could be more in the mood than he is, but I think he's like, that could help though on a general level of psychology. But I don't think he's overly thrilled either.

SPEAKER_00:

No, he's like, eh.

SPEAKER_03:

Alright then. Yeah, bless. Since you're here and all.

SPEAKER_00:

That is why I bought you on the store.

SPEAKER_03:

That is true. Right, here we go. I went to Zonda and Jason's suite and found Bella was already there. Noah Zondra Carter.

SPEAKER_00:

Hey, what now? I said, that's because you took fucking forever.

SPEAKER_03:

It was a quick one.

SPEAKER_00:

Was it though? Was it really?

SPEAKER_03:

No, probably not once I started.

SPEAKER_00:

No, you will have got into it and lost time and space.

SPEAKER_03:

And so would he have by the time I've gotten started. Yes.

SPEAKER_00:

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03:

Alright. Noah, Zonda, Carter, and Ballard were sitting on the floor with drinks and cards. Jason was playing I Got a Feeling on the piano. It was better than me. 2007, guys. Oh gosh, yeah. It does give that vibe, does it? We are 2007. Maybe that's just what he felt like, okay? Leave him alone. It was better than the original. Also very different. Yep, there I am. Simping hard. Hello, guys. I said, and I'm American, but it's all good. Hello. Hello, guys. I said, what's occurring? And suddenly you're from Barry. And now wosh. What's occurring? What's occurring? He started playing Don't Stop Believing. We are like, what world?

SPEAKER_00:

I am loving these song choices.

SPEAKER_03:

You know what I'm thinking though? I'm thinking I probably chose them not to give away who he is. Because if I if it made like more obvious song choices, the people would be like, is that supposed to be XYZ?

SPEAKER_00:

Whereas nothing else we've said in this has ever given it away at all.

SPEAKER_03:

Alright, but you know, it's all good.

unknown:

It's all good.

SPEAKER_03:

Jay, Zondris called, come and play with us. I was a little disappointed when Jason stopped playing, but happy that he joined us. You could be nuanced. Somehow I want Jason to be both playing the piano and playing with us and playing with me. He can be three places at once.

SPEAKER_00:

I was gonna say, I was gonna say, not really the us part isn't necessary. The you part.

SPEAKER_03:

Just play with me, Jason. Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

No offense, but I think I'll take a chance on the flip.

SPEAKER_03:

She flipped the coin saying Tails. And it landed on Tails. She took the drink. Well done, Bella. That could have gone. That could have gone horribly the other way.

SPEAKER_00:

You would have had to lick like in between his toes or something.

SPEAKER_03:

Or belly buttons. How is belly button worse than fucking toes?

SPEAKER_00:

That's true. Yeah, it is. But but also stuff kind of collects in men's belly buttons.

SPEAKER_03:

That's true. We uh uh uh is it story time?

SPEAKER_00:

Story time!

SPEAKER_03:

I just had a very vivid memory of a party that you we went did when we were at university. Do we tell the story now? Do we have tell the story now or do we wait for an actual episode where it's really is about belly button drinks? I think we tell it now. Okay, who's telling? You go, you go.

SPEAKER_00:

So there's I I have I became quite notorious as being the the the dare slash um oh what's the word forfeit master.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes.

SPEAKER_00:

Because I would come up with these really fucking awful forfeits. Yeah, bangers. And and once there was like there must have been about like 10-15 people playing, and quite a lot of guys.

SPEAKER_03:

About eight, though. I can't remember them being that numerous, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

But between altogether, everyone, females as well, would was about 15.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes, that's true.

SPEAKER_00:

So yeah, about half and half. So Nikki forfeited on something, and I can't remember what, but I made her I made her drink a shot out of every single guy's belly button.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

And she was like, This is so gross. It was, but at the same time, well, um I do remember I did make I did make sure they cleaned out their belly buttons before I put the shot in. That's true.

SPEAKER_03:

It was actually really funny because it was my it was my forfeit, and Bella marched eight grown ass men to wash their belly buttons.

SPEAKER_00:

And then lie down and alive.

SPEAKER_03:

The stuff we get away with. The stuff we get away with.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, oh, do you remember the one where I made I made that guy strip down to the nutty beam playing as a guitar? Yes, I do remember that part.

SPEAKER_03:

Of course I remember that. But I also remember he passed out not long after that.

SPEAKER_00:

So oh no, yes, he he he took one sip of the king cup and just hit the floor. Literally fell backwards, sort of just boom, and he was gone. One sip gone.

SPEAKER_03:

So basically, moral of the story, it's dangerous to play games with us.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Four rounds later, everyone was starting to feel a little tipsy, and everyone was a little more daring. Oh no. I was giggling and whispering with Bella when we heard Carter call my name. Nicole, Carter said and flashed a wicked smile my way. What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? That's not what I said. I was much gentler than the. Come at me, bro! No, I didn't. I said what you want, like a normal person. I know.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. If you guys aren't sure that that our reactions would be authentic in the story, several times we have done this where we have reacted in the way that our line said before we realize what our line said.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes, because it is us.

SPEAKER_00:

It is very much us.

SPEAKER_03:

What are you so afraid of? Jason asked me. That you might actually like it? I mean, no, I'm pretty sure I will like it.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't say that. I don't say that. I'm just saying that to you guys. Like, of course I'm going to like it.

SPEAKER_00:

You're going to fucking love it.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes. No, it's just weird with the whole.

SPEAKER_00:

Like you've not wanted to kiss Carter your whole life.

SPEAKER_03:

Bella blurted out to which everyone laughed. Okay, fine. Now that you've given it away, Bella, just do it. Just do it quickly. You know what's really funny? I'm so I'm pushing back so hard against a kiss. Where when if it was sodomy, maybe it would have been a little bit easier.

unknown:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't know why. The kissing thing is so much worse for me. I'm like, no. No, no, that's maybe a slight exaggeration there, but Carter walked over, bent down, and planted a gentle kiss on my lips. I mean, it wasn't even that bad. Oh.

SPEAKER_00:

Very cute.

SPEAKER_03:

I saw a flash before Carter pulled away. Right, I said looking around, who took a photo?

unknown:

Me.

SPEAKER_03:

Bella admitted. What the hell for?

SPEAKER_00:

My own personal collection. And yours. When you're 60 and you look back and go, oh yeah, I kiss Carter.

SPEAKER_03:

You mean you mean like tomorrow when I look back and I go, I kiss Carter.

SPEAKER_00:

Really? Not just when you're 60. Any fucking time of the day.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes. I pulled the last jack of the game and got dared by Carter to make out with Jason, to my horror. Oh, it's getting worse now. What'll be sticky? Carter asked me, raising his eyebrows. Oh, he knows what he's doing. Yes. Heads, I told him. No tails, no heads. Unlike Bella, who just says the one thing she wants. I'm like heads, tails, head, no, no. No, other things. Heads it is, he said and flipped the coin. Uh, and it's tails. No, no, I said tails. I complained. You said heads last. Carter smiled smugly. That's what it is. Don't make me fuck Jason in front of everyone. I shouted with zero self-control. Also, if you need a translator, that means please make me do that.

SPEAKER_00:

Let it be. Please let it be.

SPEAKER_03:

Uh how the hell do you girls play this game? Carter Oshock. Clearly, so much more hardcore than us, Zanders said, sounding impressed. Bala and I looked at each other and burst out laughing, as we already are.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes. Yes. Kind of like someone else we know.

SPEAKER_00:

Because he's a jazz cat.

SPEAKER_03:

He's a jazz cat. But a little bit like someone else we might know who's similar, even though not nearly as tall. Oh yes. Yes, yes. I also can't make more normal movements.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes. Yes. So we are not not going on tangents. We are doing very badly.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes. Alright.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh we both. And now I've stopped relaxing.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh God. You kept it in your mouth.

SPEAKER_03:

Thank God. For this time.

SPEAKER_00:

Terrence did his job.

SPEAKER_03:

Did I not tell him I loved him before? No, I asked him to marry me. That's right.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Come on, I'm not infatuated with you. Sticky. Jay. I said, Why are you calling me sticky? He frowned. I thought everyone did. Fine. I said, call me sticky if you want. I didn't I was not honest with him there.

SPEAKER_00:

No, you were not.

SPEAKER_03:

Because I thought everyone did. No, Jason. Everyone does not.

SPEAKER_00:

Very specific people call you it.

SPEAKER_03:

In very specific contexts, not in closets if they don't want me to to do a thing. Yes. And me. And you. So what no, you say Nicky though. You rarely say sticky. Every now again. In the right context. Well I tell people in the right context.

SPEAKER_00:

I also I also tell people. I'm like, uh, sticky nicky. Oh right. True. We're weirdly in a closet thing. He is being he is being roundabout about it though.

SPEAKER_03:

He's being a bit roundabout, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Um It's like, why don't you ask me what you want me to say?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Which is very unlike him, actually.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

He's obviously nervous too.

SPEAKER_00:

Although, yes. But also he's also taking questions in a more open way. You to inter.

SPEAKER_03:

That's true. He is doing that. Okay. It puts me in a very precarious position. I mean, he was literally flirting with me two minutes ago though.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Why? This this is why this bit pisses me off a little bit.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

He's he pissed me off. As your best friend, he's pissing me off because it's like. Actually, you're being a bit a dick of a dick about this. You flirt just as much as you do. They are aware that you have idolized them for years. Yeah. What the fuck is he expecting you to do? Like, there's there's no need to say it like that.

SPEAKER_03:

It just I I know what you mean.

SPEAKER_00:

It feels it feels harsh.

SPEAKER_03:

I think you're right. I I it does feel harsh to me too, to be completely honest, but that's because I'm getting it in the fucking face.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. It's like it felt intense immediately because he didn't shave. Because I couldn't stop thinking that Zander Masters was going down on me.

SPEAKER_03:

I sorry, I'd ruined that moment so hard with my little snort, and I'm sorry. But it was just funny that it was like it was intense immediately because he didn't shave. We've been over this. You're gonna have a rash in a few days.

SPEAKER_00:

I know, but it feels hot at the time.

SPEAKER_03:

It's true.

SPEAKER_00:

Hmm. Saying that.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, it doesn't always happen. It doesn't always happen. Yeah, why not?

SPEAKER_00:

He sort of has that sort of lightly shaved but not fully shaved beard.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Thing. So it's sort of it's kind of spiky.

SPEAKER_03:

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00:

And I don't really don't get a rash.

SPEAKER_03:

Exactly. So it's not that spiky. It's quite soft, actually. That's why. Anyway.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I moaned and cried until the thought occurred to me. Shit. Do you think Jay can hear me? Who cares? Sander chuckled and lifted his head away. I didn't mean stop, I said frantically. Defin boy.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, get back there. We'll say yes, Jay can.

SPEAKER_00:

You are busy! Do not stop. Good girl. He whispered. And I orgasmed again. Yep. That time crying his name. Oh yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Definitely yes. I mean, that's that is an appropriate place to say good girl. I don't like it in general. I only like it.

SPEAKER_00:

During those moments.

SPEAKER_03:

In this moment. Or if someone says take it like a good girl, but just good girl a general person.

SPEAKER_00:

Exactly.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

It has to be well timed.

SPEAKER_00:

It really does. And he did it well.

SPEAKER_03:

He did. But it was unnecessary, as the loudest thing was Bala and Zonda finally having sex. Whoop whoop.

SPEAKER_01:

Woohoo!

SPEAKER_03:

When I snuck into Jason's bedroom, I found him reading on the bed. Which is probably better than him having his ear to the wall, so Yes. Nah, he wouldn't do that.

SPEAKER_00:

Nah. Also, can I just say, after all his all you lay it on thick, hey sweetheart.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but you can say sweetheart to uh uh American.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I suppose. But it tends to be a term of endearment.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, but he is because he does he is endeared by me. He just doesn't want to fuck me.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes, but if he's that. If he's trying to separate that thing, maybe calling you hey sweetheart is I think that was his way of being like, oh, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02:

It was harsh.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, alright. I just dick it up for my best friend. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03:

But you're but don't don't don't br your best friend is in love with this man. Don't break him down.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm not I'm just Okay. It doesn't help with the confusing news.

SPEAKER_03:

No, it doesn't. It doesn't help at all. You're right.

SPEAKER_00:

Exactly.

SPEAKER_03:

But it's different. I'm sensitive with Jay. It's different. I know. You can make fun of everyone else.

SPEAKER_00:

It's I know.

SPEAKER_03:

I made it sound like you were doing something wrong. He elucidated. Elucidated?

SPEAKER_00:

Yep, apparently. Well, I didn't know okay. Wow. You were having a moment and you needed a new word that you hadn't used.

SPEAKER_03:

Obviously.

SPEAKER_00:

You were like, I have the big words too. I do have the big words.

SPEAKER_03:

Don't make fun of me.

SPEAKER_00:

I do have the big words. I know you have the big words, but he said with his rich vocabulary. And then you pull out that. Yes. You're obviously going, I haven't used many. It's true.

SPEAKER_03:

Eerie and embarrassing.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes. Well, you do stare a lot.

SPEAKER_03:

It's not just that. It's not just because it's not just physical.

SPEAKER_00:

It's not.

SPEAKER_03:

Like I thought, like my But it is a lot. It is a lot. Like that creepy moment I had with Zonda, with you and Zonda in the vineyards, where I was like, it's not physical. I love, I care about him on a deeply professional and personal level. Okay, calm. Alright. Luckily. Luckily, I didn't do it in front of him. You don't see how that could be upsetting to your dom.

SPEAKER_00:

This is where he's completely right. Before I thought he was too harsh because he was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

But this is what he was trying to say. This is what he was trying to say, I think.

SPEAKER_00:

In a in a to Well, I know, but he did it in a silly way that we all do silly ways.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

And we're like, ah, we did it bad. Yes, is the good version.

SPEAKER_03:

I cringed. Ship bricks. I wish someone had pointed that out before. Oh, you did.

SPEAKER_00:

I did that one, too. I give every fucking time. I literally did.

SPEAKER_03:

But or your best friend pointed something out, and you're like, yeah, yeah. And then like.

SPEAKER_00:

I also reiterated that earlier on today in the last episode.

SPEAKER_03:

That's true.

SPEAKER_00:

Maybe let's spend less less time with them and think more about Mike.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes, exactly. But still far enough away, as he was not wearing a shirt and also possibly no trousers.

SPEAKER_00:

Maybe he should put some clothes on.

SPEAKER_03:

Well, I can't, I don't know about the trousers. I think that might just be my head saying that. Yes. Yeah, he's probably wearing something.

SPEAKER_00:

You're probably right.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I might be right. I know he sleeps in the clothes.

SPEAKER_00:

He might be fully naked. He might.

SPEAKER_03:

But then why would he invite me to sit next to him after this whole conversation? Nah, probably not. Anyway, don't put that in my brain. I made an up and down gesture with my hand. Oh my god. Which he just did.

SPEAKER_00:

Of course not. Which she just did. You guys can't see it, but she did.

SPEAKER_03:

But why did I Okay? Why do I I'm asking him such this is me. This is because it's you. It is me. I would ask you this. Me. I would have kno I will know you five minutes and I'll ask you if you jerked off.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes. Wank. Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Yes. Please. Heed. Please.

SPEAKER_00:

Heed this warning. Please.

SPEAKER_03:

I know, but you guys. You guys, it's not my fault. Exactly. Which is why it would be fine if you tell Mike. I know, but in general, I'm just so anxious about. Like, not in general. Like, in general, my communication is freaking ace. But on this tour, double. Like, I'm just struggling. I'm struggling. Yeah.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Bigger struggles. Okay.

SPEAKER_00:

Which is why I'm pleading with you.

SPEAKER_03:

Indeed. Before I could change into it, Mike walked into the room and scared me half to death, which scared him half to death. Wow. I love the I love the the voice acting you did for Mike there.

SPEAKER_01:

No.

SPEAKER_00:

Like that's I was thinking of channel channeling Dean Winchester, and then I didn't. And and that was a good one. Dean Winchester. Dean Winchester. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

You know when he's like, ah! Yeah, so not at all what you did. Not at all what you did.

SPEAKER_00:

Exactly. That's that's why I was saying I thought about channeling Dean Winchester. And then I was like, nah. And that's the noise that happened in that moment of me going, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Some sort of like cornerback who's had one to be hits to the head. That's what you chat. That's what you channeled. Yes, I did.

unknown:

I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03:

Bless him. No, he didn't sound like that. No. Maybe you should let me do the reaction for him after the fear. So calming down. Before I changed into it. Nope, she's not done.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay, carry on.

SPEAKER_03:

Before I could change into it, Mike walked into the room and scared me half to death. Which scared him half to death. Fucking hell. No. So British. Fucking hell. How does he do it again?

SPEAKER_00:

Fucking L. No, no, no, no. That went somewhere else.

SPEAKER_03:

That went a bit north. Fucking hell. Why are you always? Fucking hell. Fucking L. Fucking L.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Fucking L? Fucking L. Fucking L to you. Yes. Okay, one more time. Before I could change into it, Mike walked into the room and scared me half to death. Which scared him half to death. Fucking L. He's no I sound like fucking cook. Fucking hell. No bollocks. Fuck fucking wow. I'm not used to saying it as an American. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Fucking hell. Shit. Hell. Fucking hell.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh hell no.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh hell. Fucking no. Fucking hell. Fucking hell. Maybe I should growl it a little bit. Yeah. Fucking hell. Yeah, because then you can't tell the accent so much.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Winner winner. Chicken dinner.

SPEAKER_03:

Winner. Don't go too far away from the mic. It sounds like you're going away from the mic. Oh, Mike. I'm not. I'm ready. Oh, there it's going back. It's coming back. Okay. Who are you? Oh, not who? How? Who are you? Person I've had sex with every single day of the week. And fantasized long before. And also he he's probably, if I did go, who are you? At this point, he'd be like, she had a fright because she's has amnesia. Fuck my life.

SPEAKER_00:

She has literal brain damage, obviously. What happened?

SPEAKER_03:

In the Who are you? Gosh. Oh, that wouldn't be the wrong kind of brat again.

unknown:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

I laughed. Sorry. How are you? I'm fine. What's taken so long? I had a bath. You guys are so like. Yeah, it's a bit too much. It's a bit too much.

SPEAKER_00:

You are suffering. I'm sorry. Both ways.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh gosh. Hang on. My my ear is now itchy as hell. That's what you get for drinking with Jay and Xander all night. Carter and Noah were there too, I added quickly. I know, but what about me? Oh, and Bell. But I'm talking about the band. I'm talking about the band.

SPEAKER_00:

Talk about band!

SPEAKER_03:

I'm talking about the band.

SPEAKER_00:

No.

SPEAKER_03:

Why did we why didn't we just make them from like Alabama or something? I know. Why why did we choose C-name would be so much easier. Why did we choose California, which we thought would be like generic American, and here we are. Going, ah! Ah thod! Ah thod. Okay. I love how we're telling I'm telling Mike that Zonder plays hardcore when we told Zonder that he wasn't hardcore enough. I know. Hey, hey, hey, you can't argue that it didn't sound forced. It sounded forced. Oh, it certainly did. I sat I sat ten minutes in heaven by myself. Don't you worry, Mike. I am not mad. That's gonna be put on the naughty stats. Hey Jacob.

SPEAKER_00:

That is Must the Bike bus driver, not Mike. Mike, Mike.

SPEAKER_03:

I think that was clear because we've been chatting to Mike. The bus, the real man.

SPEAKER_00:

I know. For anyone out there that just got a bit confused. Just clearing the little air there. I think they're confused.

SPEAKER_03:

I think they're more confused now since I've said you didn't hear it, but I said. I said boss the real man. It's not it's not Mike the frontman, it's boss the real man.

SPEAKER_00:

Bus the real man.

SPEAKER_03:

So I don't think they're any less confused. I'm sorry. No, no. So yes, we were saying that to the driver of the bus, Mike. I'm doing well.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, is that both of us saying good morning, Mike?

SPEAKER_03:

I yes, it is.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh good. Well done, us, for putting that in there.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. It's taking us forever to get through this, holy fuck.

SPEAKER_00:

I know. Ready? Yeah. Are you ready?

SPEAKER_03:

I am. Also, your mic is making me want to like urinate on it. Why? Because it keeps going in and out of the volume and it makes me want to piss on it. Yeah. I want to.

SPEAKER_00:

Okay.

SPEAKER_03:

I want to pee on the mic. On the microphone to be clear. So that I don't get in trouble.

SPEAKER_00:

Not the other mic.

SPEAKER_03:

Or the third mic. Oh, the third mic. There are too many mics at microphones. Gosh. We didn't move it from last time, right? No. Why is it such a dick fuck? I don't know. Yeah. It fills me with anger. Okay. Apparently. Mind if I read in my bunk? Do whatever you want.

unknown:

Wow.

SPEAKER_00:

Strike two of the super, super guilty.

SPEAKER_03:

Yep. I'm leaving. I'm getting out of here.

SPEAKER_00:

Master! Can I go read by myself, sir? Master, please.

SPEAKER_01:

Master.

SPEAKER_03:

Sorry. That's also one of the reasons I um I will either if I if you're a Dom and I call you Master, it's either um that I for that like depends on how I'm using it as well. It's either to brat you or it's because I'm dead scared.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes.

SPEAKER_03:

So so or I'm going to. It's the difference between calling you going, I'll eat whatever you want, Master, and Master.

SPEAKER_01:

Master.

SPEAKER_03:

I shall ball the leather master. Which is obviously two very different vibes. Can we not change it so that I only call you by the title and everyone by their names? I asked Mike hopefully. Wow.

SPEAKER_00:

Can we just get rid of that rule?

SPEAKER_03:

Can we just please Can I just call you, sir, and everyone else just names?

SPEAKER_00:

I love this. Is pretty much the only time that you've actually tried to do it as well. Strike three, feeling guilty. Yes, please.

SPEAKER_03:

Can I please not?

SPEAKER_00:

Like too bored of being being good.

SPEAKER_03:

Everybody loves candy. Everyone loves candy. Everybody loves candy. Everyone loves candy. I take it to the candy shop. Make it like lollipop. What? Make it back as candy. Candy. Okay, you're boring me. I'm gonna s I'm gonna look for it now.

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