Bonus: Outtakes - Ep 16 'This One Time' - Punchlines and Consequences

Ep 16 'This One Time' s Outtakes. All the bits and pieces that were too plentiful to make into the main episode is now delivered to you on a silver platter! 

Chapters

• 0:00 Naked Confession and Shocked Reactions
• 1:45 Teasing Boundaries and Stage Persona
• 3:20 Voice Practice: Power, Consent, Command
• 4:55 Milan Setup and Seductive Wardrobe
• 6:50 Gym Tension: Pride, Regret, and Mike
• 8:20 Packing Chaos and Control Dynamics
• 10:10 Accents, Play, and Tone Shifts
• 12:40 Consequences, Humour, and Limits
• 14:00 Sex Rules, Jealousy, and Clarity
• 15:30 Meta: Why We Record and Funding Plea
• 17:00 Closing Tease for Episode Seventeen

Transcript

SPEAKER_01: 0:00

Mike came out of the box and walked as naked across to the room. Sorry, instead of trying and selling her clothes. If she lies again, it's not like I've ever outwardly lied. It's more I was so distracted by the fact that he was naked at the end of my brain up. I lie.

SPEAKER_02: 0:14

You pulled his clothes out of my beeping on a sofa. I'm so short of myself because I don't think.

SPEAKER_01: 0:25

But you have no idea how beautiful he is naked. I mean, you don't. That and I think I am very much. What we can imagine because going to the extent of the But we've imagined it. Just to be clear, we've seen him. I was not going into too much detail, but it wasn't because he said Jay couldn't take theory. We've seen him mostly naked. He said, We've seen him naked be really friendly with me because he cannot take genitals. That's what I heard. But yeah, yes, we have. Anyway, we're done now. You're going to regret that. He hits in the same breath, pulled his shirt off the phone.

SPEAKER_02: 1:06

I mean, there may have been rewinding watching it again.

SPEAKER_01: 1:08

Well now you've given away where we're going to be. It's supposed to be scary, and I'm just like, yes, that's how to do that again. Sorry. Read! Stop up! Okay, never mind. You're going to regret it. Um, this was many, many days ago. He's probably changed.

SPEAKER_02: 1:25

Yes. Yeah, but I don't think that much because you're because he woke out. You need to make it more historically. You're going to regret that.

SPEAKER_01: 1:33

I mean, come on, he got the I also don't want to make it super dramatic and vampiric so it doesn't seem realistic.

SPEAKER_02: 1:39

With his six-pack and everything. No, no, but he goes around the stage half naked anyway.

SPEAKER_01: 1:48

They haven't done that in years, which is making me think he's not as comfortable as he was. Call me Mike again. No. He's not taking off a shirt anymore.

SPEAKER_02: 1:58

To be fair though, we haven't seen him. No, no, that was kind of hot though.

SPEAKER_01: 2:02

But it was way too slow that he sounded like he he was half naked. Oh, that's true. That's true. We've not seen him inside. Uh it's that. Oh no, you're right. We have seen him shirtless recently, actually, and he doesn't look that different. No. It is different, though. Yes, okay.

SPEAKER_02: 2:21

It's good.

SPEAKER_01: 2:21

Yeah, it's good different. I don't do it again.

SPEAKER_02: 2:24

Try it one more time and see which one you prefer. Sorry, sir. I wimpered it at all.

SPEAKER_01: 2:30

Wimpered has to be a bit more like No no, that's what though.

unknown: 2:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 2:36

Sorry, sir.

unknown: 2:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_01: 2:38

I'm sorry, honestly. I repeat it again. Please. I'm not uncuffing you. He barked. Deal. He barked. He barked. I'm not. I'm not. Oh, I'm having a I'm having a mare.

SPEAKER_02: 2:56

I'm not uncuffing you. Deal with the consequences.

SPEAKER_01: 3:01

Okay. You wanna do it?

SPEAKER_02: 3:08

See if inspires.

SPEAKER_01: 3:10

Yeah. I'm not uncuffing you, he barked. Deal with the consequences. It's a literal southern. I'm not uncuffing you, he barked. Deal with the consequences. It was better before.

SPEAKER_02: 3:20

Okay, British.

SPEAKER_01: 3:24

I'm not uncuffing you, he barked. Deal with the consequences. Still preferred the first one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 3:31

Wait, no, I'll be in Milan.

SPEAKER_01: 3:32

Yeah, we're in Are we in Milan? Yes, because we just had the first one.

SPEAKER_02: 3:36

We're still in Milan. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 3:37

Yeah, it's uh uh Italy, Italy, Italia. Italia. So I slipped out of the bed, showered, and changed into a dark blue mini dress of lace. It had an underdress in the same colour, but my cleavage and neck were only covered by see-through lace. A thin black belt fitted around my middle, and I paired it with black high heels. I'm trying to please apparently because why would I why would I do that?

SPEAKER_02: 4:01

That outfit, you are going for I'm too resistible! Don't chuck me off the door.

SPEAKER_00: 4:09

Look at my cleavage, look at my heels. And look at my butt! Yes. Why did I go Indian? I don't look at my butt. I pinned my hair up before look leaving to look for the others.

SPEAKER_01: 4:26

I pinned my hair up before leaving to look for the others. I popped into Bala, Zondra, and Jason's suite, but they weren't in there. Also, pinning my hair up is like another way of like looking at my deck, looking at let that let me accentuate all my all my sensuous bits. I was still upset about Mike's comments, but realized I had behaved appallingly. I'm glad that I realized. Unconscious.

SPEAKER_02: 4:57

Yes. You realised you're it was appalling. Oh yeah. Really? Really?

SPEAKER_01: 5:03

Very appalling.

SPEAKER_02: 5:05

It wasn't fucking blatantly obvious.

SPEAKER_01: 5:08

Oh yeah, no, it was super obvious. But I mean, it's more of a matter of explaining. Yes. Oh happy days. Oh happy days. I walked in the direction of the loft. Okay. The happy days threw me off.

SPEAKER_02: 5:27

Yes. You know, that person you can spend every second of the day with and not get sick of them.

SPEAKER_01: 5:34

It's a question, my flappy. Otherwise, Mike has no reason to respond. The clock at the gym read 11. I walked up to the guys with a smile. Stop! Tone it down. Look appropriately sad.

SPEAKER_00: 5:50

Appropriately like less. Less. Not less. Morning! Everything's fine. Everything's good and shiny. We got the chance. Good.

SPEAKER_02: 6:05

Well, darling.

SPEAKER_01: 6:11

Everyone smiled back at me, but Mike and Bella. I looked at them all exercising. You punched Mike? You sounded a little proud. Maybe change that. I think I am. Punched Mike?

SPEAKER_02: 6:27

I think I am weirdly a little bit proud, but also a little bit like what the fuck? And also just like, what is happening right now?

SPEAKER_01: 6:36

10% proud, 90% what the fuck. I don't mind you seeing that either. I either. I don't mind you seeing that either. I either. Ah either? I don't they say I would say either. Do they? Huh? Either. Either. Either. It's either. I don't mind you seeing I don't. What?

SPEAKER_02: 7:00

I wasn't expecting it. I just saw your cat set pop up.

SPEAKER_01: 7:07

Oh yeah, he likes to sleep on the on the blankies back there. Okay. It was just this. Yep.

SPEAKER_02: 7:17

Still reminds me of Clark Kent in Smallville. Sure.

SPEAKER_01: 7:22

We're boring. Can I dress you today? He asked suddenly beside me. That was so so girly and cute. Can I dress you today? No. Also, can I change that? Because he's my dog. Can I dress you? I'm going to dress you today.

SPEAKER_02: 7:39

I changed. I love that. Hold on. I love that you're like, I'll have to repack everything. Literally, she there is no order. There's it's just chaos in there. So I don't know what she thinks she's gonna need to repack. Because he's not taking stuff out apart from what you're wearing.

SPEAKER_01: 8:00

Can I just be clear? Um there is an order. It's not my fault I'm the only one who understands it. Okay.

SPEAKER_02: 8:08

There is barely any order.

SPEAKER_01: 8:10

It's chaotic organization. It is controlled chaos from. Shove it in and hope it fits. So cruel. No, I roll a little bit. I rolled it up so it fits. I finished the outfit with black heels again. You're sticking with those heels. I'm trying to make him no need to look hella cute. Yes. Undo your head. Huck me, please. Exactly. I'm like, do you see? You see how cute I am? This is just the start of a lot of payback. He smiled a dimpled smile. Have you eaten? No, but I'll be alright. I'll have Melissa order you something you can eat on the bus, he said, already texting on his head. On the bus. But how are you? But it is that on the bus. On the bus? On the bus. On the bus.

SPEAKER_02: 8:58

I'll have.

SPEAKER_00: 9:06

You guys should see Bella's face and Sal's trying to get into American Californian character here. She's like almost dislocating her jaw, trying to relax her tongue. Oh my jaw's very tight.

SPEAKER_02: 9:25

It's not easy.

SPEAKER_00: 9:27

I'm sorry. That was hilarious.

SPEAKER_02: 9:30

Something you can eat on the bus. See, you're doing it too. It is.

SPEAKER_01: 9:35

You're doing it too. If you relax your tongue that much, that's what happens. Fake angry most of the time. Also in control of myself. Like fucking southern ass. Oh, it's gonna be so chill on the beach, you guys. Like, it's gonna be amazing.

SPEAKER_02: 9:54

I'm gonna hit the tackle band.

SPEAKER_01: 9:56

The tackle band? That oh, that favors tackle tackle band. The tackle stand. Like, no, it wasn't. No.

SPEAKER_02: 10:06

No, no. No.

SPEAKER_01: 10:08

I'll tell you what's hot and what's not. No, okay. That's not what he means. No, no, don't do that. He said seriously. Don't make light of what I'm trying to do. Say. I won't do, I won't do.

SPEAKER_02: 10:24

I won't do anything you don't want me to. Kraken Dom.

SPEAKER_00: 10:31

You paid your last heart, partner.

SPEAKER_01: 10:41

Sorry. Oh my god. I love that one. And l I love crackendum, honestly.

SPEAKER_02: 10:51

I think forevermore was going yeah, he last hore, partner.

SPEAKER_01: 10:56

I hid behind the walls and checked if the coast was clear before hopping quickly onto the bus. Why are you dying now?

SPEAKER_02: 11:06

Just imagine you doing your little gremlin sort of trying to sneak around. And in heels. True. Go. I need to find a meme or like take a video of Nikki doing it just so you guys can see this. It it's just hilarious if you can see what I can see.

SPEAKER_01: 11:30

True. We'll have to make a little video at some point of me like. Ooh, I know when. When you guys are here in June. Let's make a video of me like sneaking around the the chur like the the church in the the the square here or like around the house. That'd be funny. Yes. That'll be cute. Okay, let's go. I sighed. Yes, sir. I drank a liter of water. I stopped smiling. As a host, because this is fucking serious, and I'm smiling. Yeah. I sighed. No, seriously. He punched me in the face. When I returned, he said, I'm going to tie I'm gonna tie your I'm gonna be a cowboy. I'm gonna hug tie you to my truck and pummel your ass.

SPEAKER_02: 12:45

Use your ass as parcorn.

SPEAKER_01: 12:50

Okay. Enough! Enough jokes. Bye.

SPEAKER_02: 12:54

She was incredibly quiet and besides a little moan every now and again, then. No, I didn't even say that lie right. Cause I was like, oh my heart is breaking for the little moans.

SPEAKER_01: 13:08

I hear you give an awesome blowjob, Mark said. Oh great! I said sarcastically. So I guess the whole world can know now. You can put it on a fucking t-shirt. Yeah, you'll take it and roll with it. She gives the great blowjob. Or like he'll give me a shirt that says I give a great blowjob.

SPEAKER_02: 13:31

And the next one will be for someone else with an arrow pointing to you.

SPEAKER_01: 13:35

Oh god. Okay. Couple shirt. What does that mean? I won't hit you. You never know, I said, if I piss you off enough. This is not a challenge.

SPEAKER_02: 13:51

I know. Not a challenge to take. And that is where we leave you for episode 16. This one. So we hope you guys. Yes. We hope to do that.

SPEAKER_01: 14:12

This one time Nicole punched Mike in the face. Right. And then and then this other time she got punished real bad for it. And now she's gonna be on her best behavior.

SPEAKER_02: 14:23

Probably. Is she though? No, you've already gone back to like, but can I do this? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_01: 14:33

You should let me sleep with women. You should at least let me sleep with you because you're there. But I feel like maybe Mike isn't the one who decides that anymore. I think that's Zonda now.

SPEAKER_02: 14:46

Well, me, I would think it would be.

SPEAKER_01: 14:48

Yes, but you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_02: 14:50

Yeah. No, no. Yeah. Obviously you don't I don't think they would mind if we slept together.

SPEAKER_01: 14:59

Maybe I should I should ask you.

SPEAKER_02: 15:01

Yeah, you should because you need to be more specific with that question because generally he's thinking women in general that isn't with all of us.

SPEAKER_01: 15:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02: 15:11

I don't think he counted me in that in that. Fair.

SPEAKER_01: 15:18

Yeah, so okay. And because we've had sex before so I can have sex with everyone I've had sex with before.

SPEAKER_02: 15:29

I don't think that's he knows about. Oh that is here on tour.

SPEAKER_01: 15:34

Oh right, okay. So that's you and him.

SPEAKER_02: 15:37

Me.

SPEAKER_01: 15:38

Yes. Great. Okay. So I hope you guys enjoyed that as we always very much do. We literally love doing this. Like, even if no one ever listened to us, we would still do it. Because we are we would Bala, when Bala and I started this, we were like, you know what? Even if we have zero fans, and that's actually not the case, we're actually we actually have quite a lot of fans, and we're very happy about it. Um we have uh we imagined, well, actually it was Bala who said, you know, when we're like old and gray and like sitting on the little porch um with our with our little drinks, we can listen to our own podcast and like relive the glory days, you know? I was like, oh my gosh, just for that, it's worth it. It's worth it. Yeah. So whether you guys stay on board or not, we will be recording this entire story, no matter how many years it takes.

SPEAKER_02: 16:34

Although, although saying that we also we do need the funding to keep it going, because yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 16:42

Right, sorry. I for do you take everything I said with a grain of salt? Because yes, we do actually please pay us.

SPEAKER_02: 16:53

We need money to be able to keep doing this because this takes a lot of work. It's true, and we need to earn.

SPEAKER_01: 16:59

Yes, this is true. So, on that note, listen to our little plug in, and we will see you next week for episode 17.

SPEAKER_02: 17:10

Our little secret. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Bye, guys.

SPEAKER_01: 17:16

Goodbye, everyone. See you soon.