Unruly Confessions: A Kink Story
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Bonus: Outtakes - Ep 20 'Midnight Betrayal' - Red Carpet, Red Flags
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Ep 20 'Midnight Betrayal' s Outtakes. All the bits and pieces that were too plentiful to make into the main episode is now delivered to you on a silver platter!
La transcription en français (The French Transcipt) : Dans la description de l'épisode.
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Theme Music: Rat Head - Big Mouse Tree House
Written and performed by: Nicole van Niekerk (Singer), Steve van Niekerk (Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals), Rachel Espeute (Bass & Backing Vocals) & Bertie Atkinson (Drums)
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Red Carpet Fallout & Lipstick Chaos
SPEAKER_01Xander and I were the only two left in the live zine when Carter and Noah stepped into the flashes on the red carpet. Xander took me around the waist and started kissing me feverishly. Xander! Xander! I said against his lip. My lipstick! Really? Bella. Yes.
SPEAKER_00Be really careful when you're narrating to finish the end of your sentences before you jump to the next I said he said against my lip. My lipstick! What the fuck? You swallowed the whole word lips.
SPEAKER_01Like zoned side dramatic fucking Nicky.
SPEAKER_00What did that really have to do? You didn't say dramatically. You said dramat and just f went to fucking Nicky. Why do you why? You like jump ahead. Your brain just like switches off the the word at the end of the sentence.
SPEAKER_01I do that in writing sometimes and I miss words out completely.
SPEAKER_00I'm gonna have to call you out every time.
Swallowed Words, Dyslexia, And Delivery
SPEAKER_01I need otherwise it's gonna fuck it up. My brain the dyslex it's the dyslexia, it's it's trying to make sure I've got the next bit so I know it before I So I don't want to annoy you, but I'm gonna have to do it every time.
SPEAKER_00Because otherwise it's not gonna record well. Annoy Annoy the shit out of me. Say the words.
SPEAKER_01She shouldn't have fucked Carter then. Shh, I insisted. I wasn't supposed to tell you, Zander. Can you not shout it?
SPEAKER_00So maybe you should say it a lot louder than she shouldn't have fucked Carter then. No? Okay.
SPEAKER_01Well, no, I think I'm being overdramatic. I'm like, it should be said enough.
Finding The Right Emotional Pitch
SPEAKER_00It should definitely, but he didn't he his it was pretty quiet. He needs to go louder. He needs to be more upset. Because he went fucking Nikki. And then if he suddenly goes, She shouldn't have fucked Carter then, then she he seems too calm, right? In the same vein of like, do we have to fucking save her neck constantly? Yeah. She shouldn't have fucked Carter then. That kind of vibe.
SPEAKER_01I turned gently to point out my Kellis. Nope. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yep, take that line again. Sorry. I'm being very harsh with my directions of you today. But you were like, you gently said. But you're really you were swallowing more than bullets. You made mistakes too. I know. I know. And you also directed me when I did. I did, but I was gentle and funny about it. I'm sorry. I can be gentle and funny. Less school mom. So sorry. So you swallowed two point.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Could you please take it again?
SPEAKER_01Don't stress. She's just dancing around white.
SPEAKER_00She's just dancing around white. Why is she doing this?
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00That tickle would be way too much.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_00But I think it was also your face, you were so confused, you were like. What? She's just dancing around. Why? What? Why? Right.
SPEAKER_01Sounds like you and Nikki have a lot to talk about. I told him.
SPEAKER_00Thank you, teacher Bella. Oh wow. Gosh. Well, he's clearly not all the more. Well, he's clearly not your dom. So you don't have the panics I have about it. No.
SPEAKER_01Can you say an inarticulately?
SPEAKER_00Inarticulately.
Accents, Roles, And Tour Confusion
SPEAKER_01Inarticulately. I was right. I guess that makes me a Welsh sheep.
SPEAKER_00Welsh uh sheep.
SPEAKER_01No, no, I've also just lost the accent completely.
SPEAKER_00You were doing so well up before. It was I was impressed.
SPEAKER_01Let me hear it again. Okay. Let me let it be. Let me pause then.
SPEAKER_00Can I just quickly say before you continue this bizarre conversation? Um I love how you just told Mike Ellis the truth about what we are doing on tour with a band. And not I am doing promotion and you are dancing. No, I just said we're friends. Well no, you said Mike invited Mike Solomon invited Nikki on tour.
SPEAKER_01Oops. Yes, I didn't I didn't specify in what capacity.
SPEAKER_00No, you didn't. Okay. Alright. I'm just I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_01And the fact that he's just seen you Jay the way that you are.
SPEAKER_00Right. Fair. Yeah, he he yeah. It's different. Plus, he's not press, is he?
SPEAKER_01Like Jay, what the hell are you doing? Mike and I d oh.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that's gonna be Orkies. How are you gonna do that? I'm not quite sure that's gonna be possible. Just say my cost.
SPEAKER_01I don't wanna go. Sounders sustained. Sustained?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like continued. Pressed on.
SPEAKER_01Okay. Yeah, I suppose. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Wow. Your distrust in my writing sometimes is pain.
Nonchalant Lines That Aren’t
SPEAKER_01No, d no, no, just sometimes the word I'm like. Do we usually use that in that context?
SPEAKER_00No, but this is trying to be cool literature.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_00Do you want me to double check it?
SPEAKER_01We never get to drink our shots. Jason replied nonchalantly.
SPEAKER_00Hang on one second. Can we go back a little bit? Yeah. And can you make Jason actually sound nonchalant when he says we never got to drink our shots? Rather than like, we never allowed to drink our shots! He said nonchalantly. Nonchalantly. I know. Otherwise, we have to change it. Jason replied festively or very excitedly. You have been making an effort. He said kindly.
unknownI'm so sorry.
SPEAKER_00I did try to warn you. My status seemed to have been upgraded as the whole band kissed me on the cheek. Even Andrew kissed me on the cheek, but escaped as quickly as he could. He was like, here's a kiss, I'm fucking off.
SPEAKER_01Yes.
Band Dynamics And Awkward Affection
SPEAKER_00Before you poison me with whatever you've got going on. Yes. I think he'd had his fill for the night. Before the others started up the stairs, Jason took my hand and lugged me after him. Jay, heeled boots, healed boots, I called after him as I struggled to keep up.
SPEAKER_01Oh short legs and heeled boots.
SPEAKER_00And also clumsy as shit and just all no. No on all levels.
SPEAKER_01Can't walk over a flat surface in bare feet.
SPEAKER_00In bare feet. So what are you drinking from me then? He laughed. Nothing. That was just pretense to get you here. That sounds so dodge when you don't know what the fuck's happening. It really does. My heart bounced around wildly. I swallowed, suddenly nervous. So what do you want that you went to all this trouble? Have you spoken to Mike yet? He asked raising his head. Where are you gonna be one thing?
SPEAKER_01Where are you supposed to do this? At the awards, surrounded by everyone?
SPEAKER_00I suppose. I mean you got to speak to Mike at the awards, surrounded by everyone.
Heeled Boots, Short Legs, Rising Stakes
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but I'm not confessing to fucking about all the time.
SPEAKER_00Oh. Solid point. I suppose I also had long before the awards. I sp I had Mike for a while, too much.
SPEAKER_01I know, but he warned you, he warned you on the red carpet. Oh, yeah. You agreed.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And now he spent the whole time tricking you about drinking into a belly button. To tell you again.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. I don't understand what happens in Jason's brain most of the time.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_00I honestly don't. Anyway. Is this so you can have sex with me? I asked courageously. Definitely not. He laughed. It's already complicated enough. Well, fuck me. Or don't, I guess. Don't. Shit. Maybe Mike was right. I was way too into Jason.