Episode 24 - Creepy Catacombs: April Fools!

SURPRISE. This is not the episode you were expecting... and frankly, neither were we.

In honor of April Fools’, your usual hosts have been lovingly replaced by their husbands, who have bravely stepped in to deliver a completely professional episode on Brno and St. Stephen’s catacombs. What could possibly go wrong?

Join our guest hosts as they attempt to pronounce "ossuary", confidently explain historical facts, and spiral slightly while discussing underground tunnels and rooms full of bones. There’s a lot of “I think…?” energy and a strong commitment to vibes over accuracy.

Expect: questionable research, top-tier confusion, accidental comedy, and the slow realization that maybe podcasting is harder than it looks.

Happy April Fools! We’ll be back next episode.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

I'm Alex. I'm Megan. And we are two filthy horrors. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 0:06

You gotta go way slower. That's right.

SPEAKER_01 0:08

That's harder than I thought. I'm Alex. I'm Megan. And we are two filthy horrors.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

Two filthy horrors. I gotta slow down. And we are two filthy horrors. You want to try it one more time? We'll do it one more time.

SPEAKER_01 0:22

I'm Alex. And I'm Megan. And we are two filthy horrors.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

You're all beyond the veil now.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

Let's start the Yap Lap. Pup date as usual. Mika is a little shit and keeps getting her cast off her leg, even with her cone on her neck. Thankfully, we have a follow-up appointment next week, and we'll find out if she needs to remain in it, or hopefully she graduates to a padded bandage. And my oldest is off to Georgia to see some whale sharks. So we have a mostly kid-free weekend this weekend and plan to stay up late, watch the rest of the second season of Fallout because we never finished it because hashtag parent life. Counseling is going well, and having an unbiased person supporting me, along with those that know all my good, bad, and ugly holding me up has been incredible. I'm so thankful for the village that I have. I appreciate all of you so very much. But that's all I got this week. What do you have, Alex?

SPEAKER_00 1:43

I say this every week, but I don't have very much of crappy hour because I'm boring, but anyway, here we go. We did go to Erie, and it was a function.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

You actually went outside?

SPEAKER_00 1:54

I went outside. I know. Shocker. We went to Erie to see Tyler's brother. I tried Ichi Bon for the first time. Not sure how big that is, but uh that was interesting because they asked. Pause again. This is gonna be the whole episode, just so you know. Because they just asked you. She didn't let me read any of this. I'm a proper when I do this kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_01 2:18

Right off the rip here, too.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

Because they just ask you what you want, and it's basically unlimited. Like Tyler and his brother got fucking eight crab rangoons.

SPEAKER_01 2:28

You can never have too many crab rangoons.

SPEAKER_00 2:30

I know. It's it's like the best thing ever. Like it's how do you not anyway? Since then we haven't done very much. Just trying to get to that the house in order because my mother-in-law is coming back home. So, you know. Fun stuff. But that's all I got. So uh what's your story this week? I don't know. I'm talking about catacombs. I don't know. Okay. I'm just Mine's catacombs. I I I don't know if it's the same for you or what, but I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

Okay, okay, yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_00 3:02

All right.

SPEAKER_01 3:04

Welcome back to the pod. Dim the lights and settle in. Because tonight we're descending into the dark. We're talking about catacombs. Those vast, silent cities of the dead that snake beneath some of the world's most vibrant streets. While the living go about their day above ground, millions of skeletons are tucked away in a labyrinth of limestone and shadow just a few feet below. I like my basements like I like my coffee. Dark, cold, and full of historical trauma.

SPEAKER_00 3:39

Obviously. I thought it was sweet and creamy. I I I I I just I'm just saying. Anyway, go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

No, I I got I got a touch of the sugar. I can't have anything sweet.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

Obviously, this means we need to make a trip to Ber Oh my god, Brno? Brno in the Czech Republic, specifically under the Church of St. James. Oh, she set me up here. Oh my god. The Berno the Brno Oswery is actually the second largest in Europe after Paris, housing the remains of about 50,000 people. To put that in perspective, that's a sold-out stadium, but everyone's forgotten their skin while we forgot it existed. For 200 years. For 200 years, for 200 years, this city went about its business. They built shops, they fell in love, they fought wars, all while walking directly over a sea of skulls. It wasn't until 2001 that a routine construction project tapped on the floor and heard a hollow ring. Imagine being that guy. You peer through a small hole in the foundation, expecting a leaky pipe, and instead you find two centuries worth of stairs. Dun dun dun. Because the city was full, they simply evicted the long-term residents. They dug them up, cleaned the bones, and stacked them like Legos. It's the ultimate shared living space, but the roommates are remarkably quiet and terrible at splitting the utility bills.

SPEAKER_00 5:22

I hope they wore gloves when they stacked all those bones. That's that's kind of unsafe.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

I'd also venture to say that the uh roommates are remarkably good at not using the utilities as well. Something tells me they are actually paying their uh their half, at least the amount they use. When you descend the stairs today, the air changes. It's thick. It smells like damp stone and the crushing weight of time. The walls aren't painted, they are armored with femurs. Pillars of skulls reach toward the ceiling, they're empty sockets watching you.

SPEAKER_00 5:56

Wouldn't you say leg murder instead of armored? Different body part. No, seriously. Alright, cool.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

Massive columns in the chambers aren't made of stone. They are densely packed stacks of femurs and humeri, capped with rows of skulls staring outward. When archaeologists first opened the chambers in 2001, they found that centuries of groundwater had leaked they found that centuries of groundwater had leaked in, creating a bone slurry. Honestly, so gross to think about that gravy. The skeletons weren't neatly arranged anymore. They had been churned by water into a chaotic, muddy heap that took years to clean and reorganize.

SPEAKER_00 6:46

That sounds like they didn't get paid enough.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Yeah, bone slurry does not sound like something I want to be walking around in. I gotta be honest with you. I've been in some gross stuff, but bone slurry. Oh wait, I'm sorry. Dylan has been in some gross stuff, but bone slurry is definitely a one I've not been in. Or he's not been in.

SPEAKER_02 7:09

You wanna try that again?

SPEAKER_01 7:11

Bone slurry is one bone slurry is one that he's not been in.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

I'm going to try not to put myself in that situation.

SPEAKER_01 7:21

So little little side note real quick. I I just heard Megan in the background laughing because I fucked that all up. There is a connecting tunnel that ends abruptly in a wall of solid earth. It was a planned expansion that was abandoned when the Os oh fuck when the Osur Osuri. It was a planned expansion that was abandoned when the Osuri was sealed, leaving a literal pathway to nowhere. Are we gonna have a spell or a pronunciation check on any of this? Yeah, I get I probably should have put some kind of pronunciation on here, you know, since it's been a while since I did the research on this. To prevent it from feeling like a museum, the city commissioned composer Milo Stadron to play this low, haunting music, cellos that sound like they're being played with a human radius. It's meant to be respectful, but let's be honest. It's the soundtrack to a panic attack you haven't had yet. You find yourself walking softly, not because you're afraid of waking them. They're quite committed to the nap, but because you're afraid of being the one to trip and turn the 17th century into a game of morbid dominoes. I'm visualizing that now. It sounds like a halo like an old Disney Halloween thing where they, you know, you got the skeletons and they just bump into each other and it's just doot doot do. You know, back before Disney is what we know it now.

SPEAKER_00 8:47

Right, right, right, right. You know, I'm just imagining because bones have like this clack, yeah. The hollow sound. Kind of make its own song, you know?

SPEAKER_01 8:57

The the deathly hollows, but sound like millions of high heels running down a hallway. There is a specific tint to the bones here. A sickly pale yellow. It's the result of centuries of moisture. It reminds you that we were all calcium and ego. But obviously, us filthy horrors have a pinch of spice added. Yeah, we ain't bland. We we season our personalities around here. In all seriousness, though, there are tons of bones here, and they range in color. Red tinted bones, these are believed to belong to victims of the bubonic plague. The bacteria and the biological breakdown during the high fever of the Black Death left a distinct reddish hue on skeletal remains. Deep yellow brown bones, these often indicated victims of cholera. Is that right? Is that how you say that? Cholera, cholera, cholera?

SPEAKER_00 9:50

Cholera? That'd be my guess. That one I have to see at the spelling.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

Cholera. It's cholera now. Cholera. The cause. These 50,000 people weren't just the elderly passing in their sleep. They were the casualties of the Thirty Years' War. The Swedish the The Swedish siege of Brno in 1645. And relentless medieval epidemics. There is a wealthy crypt, which is a specific section under the church, nave? Oh, yeah, I know what that is. Okay. There is a wealthy crypt which is specific s wealthy there is a wealthy crypt which is a specific section under the church knave God damn it, I did it again! You know, you gotta keep that in there. You gotta keep that in there. You can edit that out if you want. Nah, nah. There is a wealthy crypt, which is a specific section under the church knave, where about 24 painted coffins were found. These belonged to local nobility, counts, and high ranking clergy. Clo uh clergy? Yes, clergy. These belonged to local nobility, counts, and high ranking clergy. But even their names are mostly lost to time due to the neglect the site suffered during its rediscovery. The most spooky historical fact is how the city simply forgot until 2001. It's like Shrek came out and the world woke up because the years start coming and they don't stop coming.

SPEAKER_00 11:28

You gotta you gotta sing that. Sing that for the audience.

SPEAKER_01 11:31

It's like Shrek came out and the world woke up because the years stop coming and they don't stop coming. You're welcome, audience, you're welcome. In the 13th century, the cemetery at St. James was inside the city walls. Space was so tight they used a 10-year rotation. Every decade, they dug you up, moved your bones to the cellar, and put someone new in your bed. Which is fucked, honestly.

SPEAKER_00 11:59

There's gotta be like curses that come up from that. Definitely the beginning, it's like the formula to occur. Something's gonna go wrong.

SPEAKER_01 12:11

I mean like How does it not go wrong? I feel like, you know, there's there's like billions of people on Earth at this point, and like we're gonna run out of room eventually. But like just digging you up and throwing throwing your body in a cellar, I don't know that that's the solution that I'd uh come up with.

SPEAKER_00 12:28

I guess what they're thinking, right? This is on a literal sense. I guess what they're thinking is like if no one remembers them, then we can make room up top, you know? It's just still it's just wrong though, like just thinking about that. Again, curse unlocked. It's just kind of messy. Especially like if someone was still alive that remembered them, or like there was some kind of legacy of these people, and then they just moved the remains, especially without permission, like lawsuit, or you know, something? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 13:03

That's kind of crazy. As as Dr. Helix said, the man dies when people stop thinking of Hold on, fucking hell. I literally just looked it up and still fucked it up. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 13:16

As it's all good. Yeah, someone dies, like like you you don't truly die until some your f the last person remembers forgets you, you know.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

I I got it, I got it. You can say it. So if they didn't even know that the cemetery was there, how are they gonna know anyone in there?

SPEAKER_00 13:39

I mean, that's that's pretty deep.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

Dr. Helix, he knew what he's talking about. Yeah, I mean he was the doctor that saved Chopper in One Piece. Oh I d oh Anyway, nice. Anyway, that was quite the uh tangent there. Uh in 1784, Emperor Joseph II banned city burials for hygiene reasons. The city simply paved over the cemetery with stone slabs, walled up the entrance to the bone cellars, and forgot about them. Okay, that's way worse than what we were talking about before. Oh yeah. Cause this is like a current cemetery, and he's just like, nah, put up a parking lot.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

We need to make room for all the cars, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 14:23

Yeah. 1784, they needed somewhere to park their cars. They had cars back then, they were just too horsepower.

SPEAKER_00 14:29

Uh, yeah, no, that's okay. That's a Dylan joke if I've ever heard one.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

You spend too much time around him. Oh yes. Every waking moment. In the 1700s, this was a memento mori, or a reminder of death. Today, it's a reminder that no matter how much you worry about your credit score or about Alex not leaving her house, eventually, you'll just be another anonymous forehead in a very crowded basement.

SPEAKER_00 14:57

Oh. Too far.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

Too far. A very large forehead, may we say.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

Too far. There's a lot there to remember in that forehead. Some may say a five head, but I think they're crazy.

SPEAKER_01 15:11

The gates to the Osuri are closing, but the whispers of Berno's past tend to follow you home. Fifty thousand souls, one final resting place, and a silence that speaks volumes. Sleep well tonight, that is, if the thought of thousands of bones under your feet doesn't disturb you. God, that just makes me think.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

Is there secret tunnels to those catacombs? Secrets There's probably people mess. But like, seriously, there's probably people that are like interested in this kind of thing. It's gotta be. It's like the underground road of catacombs or something. I don't know. Yeah, that's just I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't want to mess with that. That's not my thing. I think in like high school too spooky.

SPEAKER_01 15:57

I uh I knew a girl in high school, or rather, Dylan knew a girl in high school that was obsessed with catacombs, and in high school he had debated whether or not he would go down into a catacomb, but uh Yeah, I I think we all just kinda we're out of that in our old age.

SPEAKER_00 16:16

Yeah, I think that uh aged not like fine wine. I think uh I think that's enough for that.

SPEAKER_01 16:23

Yeah, we're a little little closer to death now, so we don't need to be digging it up. But anyway, what do you got for me, Alex?

SPEAKER_00 16:29

Tonight, we're heading underground, beneath one of Europe's most iconic cathedrals, into a place where history, death, and tradition pile up. Pun intended. Respectfully, of course. This is the story of the catacombs beneath St. Stephen's Cathedral in Vienna. In the year 1137, the building began to be built, but is took some time to be finished. It's a math of god Math of G- I'm already starting with this bullshit. Take two. In the year 1137, the building began to be built, but it took some time to be finished. It's a massive Gothic cathedral, so if you've seen pictures of it, you'll get why it took so long to be built. The cathedral had a cemetery from about 1255 to 1732, and in 1718 the first crypt was built. The building is roughly the same height as the 40 to 45 story building. I can compare it to 1.2 million buckets of proform, light blue, drywall mud. Shout out to my husband. Theoretically, of course, you would stack these to the layout of the building. I didn't include the empty air inside. Above ground, Saint Stephen's is grand, bright, and unmistakably alive, with tourists and worshippers. But beneath it lies a very different world. It's cool, dim, silent, and filled with the remains of thousands of people. Thousands? Yeah, thousands. I had fifty thousand. Come on, step it up. Mine? I don't know how many thousands. I I didn't do enough research. Anyway, I'm just kidding. Cut, cut. The catacombs are not long winding tunnels, like you might imagine from ancient Rome. Or if you think of the Paris catacombs, which we did think about doing, but that one deserves an episode on its own. I'm gonna say that again because I don't sound like I'm reading. Robot Alex. Robot Alex, that's right. Or if you think of Paris catacombs, which we did think about doing I did it again. I'm gonna put a punctuation there so I can I heard Alex laughing. Oh, Megan's been laughing this entire time. The catacombs are not long winding tunnels like you might imagine from ancient Rome. Or if you think of Paris catacombs, which we did think about doing, but that one deserves an episode on its own. Instead, these catacombs are a series of chambers, vaults, and crypts, rooms filled with bones, coffins, and echoes of centuries. By the time these underground spaces were fully in use, they held the remains of over ten thousand Bladies. I'm gonna say that one again. I always said bladdies, but then I forgot it's blades, it's bladies. The bladies, the curse of the blue ladies. To understand how this happened, we need to go back to medieval Vienna. For centuries, being blue buried near a church, especially a major cathedral, was considered a spiritual privilege. The closer your body was to holy ground, the closer your soul was believed to be to salvation. So naturally, people wanted in.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Wait, so these guys actually like buried their dead instead of just throwing them down in a cellar?

SPEAKER_00 19:38

Like moving them from a cellar and preventing them. From the first bed to the second bed. You know, you know, when you're going when you're growing up, you know, you have your infant bed and you go to your your your teenage bed.

SPEAKER_01 19:51

Your gravesite is just your gravesite's just your crib. Yeah. And you gotta go that you still have toddler bed and then your your your bunk beds.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

Technically, you're still growing older even if you're dead.

SPEAKER_01 20:01

Well, I mean, I feel like at at some point you uh kind of just even the bones decompose, and then at what point you can't really get much older than that.

SPEAKER_00 20:10

That's true. That means old as dirt. You're literally the dirt. Yeah, you are the dirt. At first burials took place in cemeteries around the cathedral, but as Vienna grew, so did the number of dead. By the eighteenth century, the city has a serious problem. Cemeteries were overcrowded, sanitation was deteriorating, and disease was spreading. Then came a major plague outbreak in the 1730s, pushing the system past its breaking point.

SPEAKER_01 20:34

What plague was that? Was it the plague or just a plague?

SPEAKER_00 20:37

The plague. I mean yours was technically the plague because you had the bubonic plague. That's the plague, in my opinion. Ah crap. I lost my spot. Again. Again. It's not even badly written. I'm just bad. Okay. At first, burials took place in centuries. Cemeteries, not centuries? That is a very different word.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

That's a long ass burial. It's a long ass burial. Long ass burial.

SPEAKER_00 21:05

At first, burials took place in cemeteries around the cathedral, but as Vienna grew, so did the number of dead. By the eighteenth century, the city had a serious problem. Cemeteries were overcrowded, sanitation was deteriorating, and disease was spreading. Then came a major plague outbreak in the seventeen thirties, pushing the system past its breaking point. Cemeteries near the cathedral were closed, and the remains already buried there were exhumed and moving underground. Moved. God, God, it's written moved. E D. Anyway. ED. Not erectile dysfunction. We don't know nothing about that. No, no, we don't. Not at all. Cemeteries near the cathedral were closed, and the remains already buried there were exhumed and moved underground. That's when the catacombs truly began to take shape. Wait, they were moved underground?

SPEAKER_01 21:54

But if they were buried, weren't they already underground?

SPEAKER_00 21:57

You know Don't at me. What they created wasn't just a burial site. It was an osh ossuary? Oshuary? Is that how you say it? Ossuary. Is it Ossuary?

unknown 22:17

Keep reading.

SPEAKER_00 22:19

Oh. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:24

Wait, is that the word I fucked up earlier?

SPEAKER_00 22:26

She literally goes and says Oshuary.

SPEAKER_01 22:29

Oh, okay. I said ossuary because somebody didn't give me a. Was it Ossuary?

SPEAKER_00 22:36

I didn't have to have to see the spelling to guess personally.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

I didn't get the like niceness of spelling it out for you so you didn't pr mispronounce it.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

Thanks. Thanks, babe.

SPEAKER_01 22:47

I just got thrown in the deep end.

SPEAKER_00 22:49

I I know. I did I normally I thought I was too. I'm just bad at reading, so she didn't even have to do that. What the created wasn't just a burial site. It was an ossuary. I know. I'll have trouble pronouncing that word when reading this here, so let's break it down. Oshuary. Ossuary. Break it down now. Break it down now.

unknown 23:12

Ts ts.

SPEAKER_00 23:14

So this was an intentional final resting place where bones are stored, often in large qu quantities. Often in often in large quantities. Worker Worker I'm gonna start that one over. Worker. So this was an intentional final resting place where bones are stored, often in large quantities. Workers carefully arrange skulls and long bones into stacked formations, sometimes in surprisingly orderly patterns. Floor to ceiling, wall to wall, these chambers became dense with human remains. It might sound unsettling, and it is, but it wasn't meant to be macabre. Macabre. Is that a word? Macabre? Yeah. You're probably right. It might sound unsettling, and it is, but it wasn't meant to be macabre. It was practical. Space was limited, and public health demanded efficiency. At the same time, it reflected a worldview that was more comfortable with death than our own, because death wasn't hidden away. It was acknowledged, organized, and in a way integrated into daily life. But not everyone ended up in those bone-filled rooms. The Hobbsburgers practiced a tradition of dividing the body after death. Their remains weren't kept in a single location. Instead, their bodies, hearts, and internal organs were placed separately across different churches in Vienna.

unknown 24:31

St.

SPEAKER_00 24:31

Stephen's became the resting place for many of their organs, stored in urns within the cathedral's underground chambers. So while common citizens were stacked together in vast ossuaries, the elites were carefully separated, preserved preserved, preserved, preserved, preserved, preserved. The elites were carefully separated, preserved, and memorialized. Even in death, the divides between social classes remained unmistakable. Oh. See, nothing's changed? Nope. Same shit, different day, right? Yeah, same shit, different century. Different century. This system continued until the late 18th century, when Emperor Joseph II stepped in. Concerned about health and hygiene, he banned most burials within city churches altogether. It was a turning point. The catacombs were effectively sealed at active burial sites, and Vienna began moving towards more modern cemetery practices. For a time, the catacombs became something like a closed chapter of history. But history has a way of reusing its spaces. During World War II, the catacombs found a new purpose. As bombs fell over Vienna, people sought shelter underground. The scene chambers that once held the dead now pro now protected the living.

SPEAKER_01 25:43

Hey, I mean it's convenient. It's convenient, because you know, if the bombs break through, they're already there. You don't gotta do anything with the bodies.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

Oh my. That's kind of morbid. Valuable artifacts from the cathedral were also stored below, shielded from destruction. Even today, traces of the wartime use remain. With reinforced passages, modified spaces, and quiet reminders that these underground rooms had served many roles over the century. If you visit now, you can only enter the catacombs with a guide. You'll descend from the bright cathedral into the cool, dark environment. The air changes, the sound changes, and as you move through the chambers, you begin to see it. The stacked bones, the crypts, and the stillness. The catacombs of St. Stephen's aren't just about death. They're about how society dealt with death, how it made space for it, structured it, and tried to understand it. They tell a story of plague and overcrowding, of faith and hierarchy, and of war and survival. And perhaps most of all, they remind us of that history isn't just written in books or carved into monuments. Sometimes it's stacked quietly beneath our feet. I didn't include any first hand accounts because most of them are all the same. People go in, they're creeped out, but they feel a sp I didn't include any first hand accounts when people I can't even go back and say it again right away. Beep Marker. I didn't include any first hand accounts because most of them are all the same. People go in, they're creeped out, but they feel a sense of peace at the same time. But again, you can visit the catacombs in cathedral today. You must go with a guide, but you're less likely to be mugged and left to die there where all the other people are.

SPEAKER_01 27:25

Oh, that's that's convenient. That's that's how I typically like to leave my vacations, not mugged and not dead. Right. I was thinking the same thing.

SPEAKER_00 27:34

A basic tour here will cost you about five to eight dollars, but you can also do combo tickets for $20 or so. Best I can do is four. Oh, you're a haggler. You are. If you're feeling frisky, you can do a private tour, but they may have different types, so that goes anywhere from $50 to $250.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

Oh, we're always frisky here.

SPEAKER_00 27:58

Well, anyway, that's all I have today. So let's spin the wheel. I always forget that, but today I physically wrote it down. We gotta spin the wheel. Alright, I'm gonna share my screen with you.

SPEAKER_01 28:09

It needs to be aliens.

SPEAKER_00 28:11

We gotta spin aliens because they'll be pissed. I mean, I can sit here and spin it until it hits in.

SPEAKER_01 28:17

We're being recorded. You can't say that.

SPEAKER_00 28:20

Alright, here we go. Here we go. What do you think it's gonna be? I hope it's before I click. I hope it's aliens. Let's see what happens. And and not even close. No, it's uh it's not even close.

SPEAKER_01 28:34

But haunted battlefields. That's gonna be a real good one. Yeah, that one's always there's there are so many haunted battlefields in the United States. I know. There's one really close to us, actually. It doesn't even matter if it's the United States. Like there are just so many battlefields in the too. Mankind just loves war.

SPEAKER_00 28:52

I know. You're gonna have to tune in next week because uh it's gonna be a good one. Make sure to tune in next week. If you're enjoying the podcast, make sure to give us a five-star rating on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.

SPEAKER_01 29:04

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SPEAKER_00 29:09

Okay. After you, my liege.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

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SPEAKER_00 29:19

If you have any catacombs you want us to dive into or any stories of your own, send them to two filthy horrorspodcast at gmail.com because the episodes will come and they won't stop coming. And they won't stop coming. And they won't stop coming. If you got it, haunt it.

SPEAKER_02 29:33

Damn, Alex, do you get a cold or something? Yeah, man, I'm feeling better now. How about yourself? I'm feeling a lot better. I don't know what happened. April Fools. Good night. Damn, Alex, did you get a cold? Did I what? Did you get a cold? Your voice was so deep. Oh really? No.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

It's her sultry voice. She has to follow up after my amazing fucking man voice.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

No, I was making a joke about your man voice. Oh I literally thought you were like, I was like, damn, I didn't even know. I was making a joke, like, you know, like pretending like it didn't happen. Oh, that is so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_00 30:20

You could totally do that, like a blooper's at the end.

SPEAKER_02 30:23

Like we'll see. We'll see what happens. You're not the editor.

SPEAKER_00 30:26

You can pretend to like you can't do it.