BBP 92: Poseidon's Kiss

Buffalo Buffalo welcomes the third episode of guests that will steal your heart.  Three of the Buffalo find out something that they had believed for the longest time turned out to not be correct.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Live from Gritty McDuffs in Portland, Maine. This is Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_00 0:14

It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 0:23

Welcome to Buffalo Buffalo. I'm in charge this week, which is a wonderful thing. You would think it would make me in control of this podcast, but I'm never in control of this podcast. If you have ever listened, you know that my life is run by Peike, Jeff, and Jerry. They drive me up the wall, and they're here again. But this week I brought reinforcements. And you all have heard me talk about going to Pub Trivia. This is it's been an ongoing thing. Jeff, Jerry, and Peike like to talk about Rob and Joe as one word. Well, guess what?

SPEAKER_08 1:01

I mean, you talk about Rob and Joe.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

I I do, but it's Rob and Joe, and you Wait.

SPEAKER_10 1:08

It's Rob and Joe and Yeah, there's two people. I'm I'm Rob and Joe, and he's the other guy. Whoa! Who is that?

SPEAKER_01 1:20

Yeah, so we have some extra special guests, people I have known for 10 years that I've been doing trivia at Gritty McDuff's in Portland. Um and I invited them to come on and do this week's game. So introduce yourselves.

SPEAKER_10 1:37

Uh I'm Rob. And I'm Joe. And we host trivia together uh at Gritty's uh in Portland, uh, which Daphne and her team, periodic table dancers, um very, very rarely miss a week. Um I think they've actually been to our trivia night more consecutively than we have.

SPEAKER_02 1:58

Yeah, probably. Although we know we have been hosting for 37 years, so it's been about to keep track of everything.

SPEAKER_01 2:05

I know. Yeah. It's been so much fun. It's always like the thing I look forward to. One of my top things of the week to just get to do and hang out with my friends. And so I because it's become a thing here on our podcast for me to talk about trivia, and because Jeff goes to trivia in California and they use the same picture round that you guys do.

SPEAKER_08 2:31

No shit.

SPEAKER_01 2:33

We compare notes.

SPEAKER_08 2:34

Every once in a while we match up. It's not every week, but every once in a while we we match up.

unknown 2:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:40

All right.

SPEAKER_08 2:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:41

It's kind of fun to kind of compare notes and be like, oh yeah, no, we got that one.

SPEAKER_10 2:46

Right, right.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Or we didn't get that one. So it's super fun. Um, but yeah, I have been cooking this up for a couple of weeks. It started with I asked Rob to come on, and then Joe got involved, and it just made it even more fun for me to have both of you here to be with my wonderful Buffalo crew.

SPEAKER_02 3:09

Um, thanks for having us, Daphne. You know, I'm uh a huge star here in Portland, Maine, so I know. Yes, he's uh he's not at all actually huge.

SPEAKER_09 3:19

That is absolute bullshit.

SPEAKER_07 3:22

I mean, it feels like a big get to me. We've been talking about Rob and Joe forever. It seems like forever on here. I'm I'm still trying to grasp the idea that it's two separate people. I don't understand.

SPEAKER_08 3:31

You never explained that. You know, she just would always just say Rob and Joe and then get mad at us.

SPEAKER_07 3:37

I know, I'm just figure like a bank robber or like a guy that with like a bandana that rides by a train on a horse.

SPEAKER_02 3:43

I I was actually thinking like R-O-B-I-N-J-J-O. Like Rob and Joe. Yes. Yeah.

unknown 3:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_02 3:52

That makes sense. This is YouTube.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

Yeah, this is this is what it is.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

Um, what do you normally do on this podcast, Daphne?

SPEAKER_01 4:00

Okay, so we shoot the shit for about 10 minutes about the weather or something ridiculous, usually something that Jerry has sent us in a text message because he suffers from what I call green bubble disease, which means he has an Android phone. And oh and see you know what happens in a group chat if everyone has an iPhone and one person or two people they have an Android.

SPEAKER_08 4:31

Jerry liked this photo. Jerry liked somebody liked this photo. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

Over and over and over again.

SPEAKER_10 4:38

Jerry, I feel for you, man. I haven't had the green bubble in probably about eight or nine years, but I feel for you, you people take a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_06 4:47

See.

SPEAKER_05 4:48

But I still have the superior phone.

SPEAKER_10 4:50

Yeah. I will say droids take way better pictures than Apple phones.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

It depends. The new Apple phone has some great capabilities. Pake has sent some fun pictures with his.

SPEAKER_07 5:04

I take some great photos with this one.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Uh yeah, so we have Green Bubble Disease, Jerry. And sometimes, because of the Green Bubble Disease, you can't edit your message once you send it. So Jerry has a tendency to misspell or it autocorrects at the last second. And so some of the stuff that comes through makes no sense, but to the three of us reading it, we're oh yeah, Jerry with his phone again. Uh, who knows what he really meant, but um okay. It just gets to be a pain sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 5:40

Who's uh who's based out of Texas again?

unknown 5:43

Me.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

That would be Pake.

SPEAKER_02 5:46

You know, I did take a little bit of uh issue with the fact that Daphne went to Texas and she refused to wear a cowboy hat while there.

SPEAKER_07 5:54

Yeah, I tried. I tried. I tried and she she wouldn't she wouldn't do it. Although I have been to Maine once, I've been to Gritties once on a trivia night. I don't think you guys were running. Yeah, they were that I was there.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

Rob was there. Well, you guys were running.

SPEAKER_07 6:14

Yeah, perfect. Okay, so it was you that was running. I don't I didn't remember. Uh so uh because I don't know if I ever talked to you when I was there. So I've I've been in the same room with you before, but just to meet you again, I guess. Uh but yeah, so that's still that's the only time they've got a perfect score. So I think I don't know. I should I take it 100%. Yes, I think so.

SPEAKER_01 6:33

Yeah, I would would you like to take credit for all the times that you weren't there that we won? Because that, I mean burned!

SPEAKER_07 6:43

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

I mean if you want to give me that credit, I'll be we've ranked it up over the last, I'd say probably last well, excluding COVID, which was a time I don't remember.

SPEAKER_08 6:57

Uh we we so see what happened was in early 2020 the the world kind of shut down. I'm I just have to remind you of what happened since you don't remember.

SPEAKER_01 7:10

I don't want to remember. Well you say I don't want to remember. So I don't I am blocking it out. There are so many things I want to block out. I wish I could block out more.

SPEAKER_08 7:21

Yes, I agree.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

Um, brain bleach, I think, will be a thing maybe in ten years, and I'll just douse myself in it.

SPEAKER_02 7:29

Um it should.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

For some of us, I think we we need it anyway. So this week's game.

SPEAKER_08 7:38

Jerry, it's 7 15. You cannot be yawning.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

I am. I don't understand it.

SPEAKER_05 7:46

Because I've been up since he's not tired, like he's just bored. I've been up since five.

SPEAKER_01 7:51

Jerry, if you're bored already, that's Jerry.

SPEAKER_10 7:55

Jerry's not gonna be bored here pretty shortly. No, we're gonna make this fun. This is this is gonna be a fun night. So the the story is um Daphne's talked about her podcast for a while, and I listened to an episode, and it just happened to be uh an episode that you guys have already done that we're gonna do tonight. And I said, you know what? I want to be on that episode the next time you do it. And she said, Well, why don't you come on and you can ask the questions? And I said, All right, I'm down for that. So you're doing Flictionary? No, no, tonight we're gonna play an all new fresh round of would you rather? Ooh, nice. Okay. And and Joe has come up with his scenarios, which I don't know uh anything about, and I I've come up with mine. And um, I don't know, Joe. I think I think you and I should be required to uh answer each other's as well.

SPEAKER_01 8:54

Yes, I I'm in for that. I want to know what you guys will say.

SPEAKER_10 8:59

And you know why I'm saying that in particular? Because I I've said to Joe many times, I've done would you rather scenarios with him, and he refuses to answer. He'll be he'll always be like, neither rib. That's my nickname. Neither rib. So tonight we're gonna make an answer.

SPEAKER_08 9:17

Yeah, Daphne did that to me on the first question that I did, would you rather on? It was uh it was I can't remember what it was. It was two gross foods, and she just r absolutely hands down refused.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

I did. I mean, you have to understand that being with the three of them, sometimes I have to dig my heels in and just say no, just because it's it's just beyond my capability to be able to deal with it.

SPEAKER_10 9:43

I mean, and yes, that's understandable, but you but you can't do that with your special guests.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

I won't do that to you, Rob. I will not do that. I will not do that to you. I would absolutely do that to the three of them at any time. We deserve that. They won't they won't let me leave this podcast.

SPEAKER_07 9:59

It's true.

SPEAKER_01 9:59

They no I've I tried to quit. They won't let me leave.

SPEAKER_07 10:04

She walks in and we lock the door behind her.

SPEAKER_08 10:07

It's the last several episodes in us, you guys. I'm sorry. People can't see it, but Daphne is blinking help me in Morse code. Gotcha. Um, and it's just unfortunately it's not a video podcast and nobody can see it. And yeah.

unknown 10:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:22

I don't know Morse code either, so she's shit out of luck.

SPEAKER_01 10:28

Oh, goodness.

SPEAKER_10 10:30

All right. I don't know you guys that well yet. So I figured, you know, we're gonna we're gonna amp it up as we go through here, but I I thought, you know, and get to know you guys a little bit before I, you know.

unknown 10:42

Right.

SPEAKER_08 10:42

Well, we're all extremely easily offended. Perfect. That's that's kind of the trademark of this show, is just us being offended. All right, then I should have no problem offending each and every one of you tonight.

SPEAKER_10 10:53

Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

We have no, yeah. Language is we have no boundaries. Like there's no perfect.

SPEAKER_05 11:01

Okay. Um what I like to say is like um I told my friends this too. It's like, you know, I go so far the over the line sometimes the line's a dot in the distance behind me.

SPEAKER_06 11:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 11:14

All right. All right. Maybe I should skip the first two then.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

No, I have a warm.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

Oh, hot takes. Joe, you want to go first or you want me to go? No, I just want to see what you got, Rib. All right. I didn't prepare at all, so. Oh, you're you're going on the fly. Oh, absolutely. Oh, wonderful. You gotta feel the audience out. Oh we are we're not without buying.

SPEAKER_07 11:41

We're already locking doors behind people. We're not doing that.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

We're not yeah, Rob, we are ready to go.

SPEAKER_05 11:46

All right. We'll we'll we'll fire it up. And okay, and Joe, if you do want to feel us out, you have to buy us dinner first.

SPEAKER_10 11:55

Joe, Joe's familiar, Joe's familiar with that scenario.

SPEAKER_05 11:58

He doesn't always go by it, but as long as we can make Daphne like ease palm and shake her head, perfect. Yeah, our night's work is done.

SPEAKER_10 12:09

Yes. All right, first uh, first, would you rather scenario? Curious to hear Daphne's response for this one. Would you rather relive one year of your childhood exactly the way it was? Or redo one year of adulthood with knowledge that you have now?

SPEAKER_06 12:36

An interesting idea.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

Oh, it's hard because I'd like to do both. I'd want to go back to the 80s for the music just to rediscover some songs again. Because you know when you hear it for the first time, it you remember where you were, and it's just such cool.

SPEAKER_10 12:53

Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 12:55

But I feel like I would no, I would go back to my childhood, and it's kind of a sappy reason. Part of it is cause my dad is not with us anymore, and to have that chance to be back with him, and I mean he was the original person that would wind me up, like tease me and be like the three of them. Like, he just would but I would love to go back and do that. It would be cool. Plus, the music, like being able, like I'd have to pick a really good year and just rediscover all of that. That would be the best. 87. See, I think 86 was also really good, but 87, oh yeah, 87 was good. So good.

SPEAKER_10 13:43

The whole decade, but 87 would be my choice.

SPEAKER_07 13:46

Um, all right, who's next? I mean, my answer is pretty much the same as Daphne's way, because I was like, welcome to the comedy podcast where we're gonna talk about dead parents and be sappy. Um, but because that's the because I lost my mom when I was 12, and so then I was thinking it's just like you know, to experience it, would still be like a first time if like you go back and relive that year the same, but I'd like pick an earlier age when I was like a toddler, just like to have that like family kind of thing again with like my mom and stuff, because I know like there's trips that we went on when I was such a little kid that I don't have any memory of now. So it's like it'd be reliving that, but also kind of like experiencing it for the first time because I don't have those memories anymore. So that would be my answer. It's all again like sappy. It's like haha, not funny, but uh no, that's but honest, yeah, that totally makes sense.

SPEAKER_08 14:38

Absolutely. I think this is this is a difficult one for me because I was originally when you first started, it was like 100% I'm going back to childhood and reliving a year. Um but I think actually I would uh do over a year from adulthood. It would be from young adulthood, you know, like 1920, 21 years old, something something around there. Yeah, the year 1920. The year 1920. I I look very good for my age. I'm actually 116.

SPEAKER_07 15:18

Wow. Amazing. Sweet 116. Yes. Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 15:24

Approaching the big 200.

SPEAKER_07 15:26

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 15:29

Willard Scott's wishing you a happy birthday from Smuckers right now.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

Yep.

SPEAKER_08 15:37

Oh God. Willard Scott. That's a the original Ronald McDonald's.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

And that was horrifying.

SPEAKER_08 15:46

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

That was in a picture round once at Gritties. Never forget it. Burn into my head. Oh, it was horrible. What about you, Jerry?

SPEAKER_05 15:58

I would want to relive 2007 because that was a fucking awesome year for me.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

That would be, yeah.

unknown 16:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 16:06

Tell us about 2007.

SPEAKER_01 16:07

What was great about it?

SPEAKER_07 16:09

Oh, it was four years old.

SPEAKER_05 16:13

No, my uh, I was I was doing really good at work. I had bought myself a brand new freaking car, you know, brand new Lexus that year, and I had uh um a lot of good stuff happening in my life personally. So I will leave it at that. Just don't want to elaborate. Had some great times.

SPEAKER_07 16:31

Some illicit stuff going on.

SPEAKER_05 16:32

No, no, no illicit stuff going on. I I like how you invent all these scenarios for me, Peg. It's like one of these scenarios that was like a Jerry is not allowed to say what happened that year. Um give it another couple years, I think they're up.

SPEAKER_03 16:56

What about you, Joe?

SPEAKER_02 16:58

So it was uh to redo an adult year? Is that what it was?

SPEAKER_10 17:03

Or go back to a certain year of your childhood and live it out exactly how it was.

SPEAKER_02 17:09

Yeah, I think I would redo age 21 for me. So right before I met you, I think. It was a few years before, and I uh I made the mistake of moving out of wonderful and cozy campus housing and getting an apartment with three of my closest friends there. I know what apartment you're talking about because I lived right down the street from you. I don't, you don't, it's a different one. Oh, it's a different one, okay. Yeah, it was a third floor dump um and and right across from a Dunkin' Donuts. And uh actually, when there was a strong wind, it would sway, the entire apartment building would sway. And uh at one point in time we had a uh pretty much a drug dead on the first floor. Eventually it erupted into a huge fight of like 40 people. Um and then the landlord came and evicted everybody. I had no money at that point, so I had to live in the side of the garage at my dad's house for uh the entire summer.

SPEAKER_10 18:09

How have I never heard this story?

SPEAKER_02 18:11

Until I went back to cozy campus housing uh at the beginning of the fall semester. So that was not a great age 21, you would think. Awesome year, not so much. Well, you made up for it. I know you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was uh if I could go back, yeah, I would.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

Yeah, he wouldn't have moved out of campus housing. He would have stayed. Sometimes moving in with your friends is not a good idea. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 18:34

No.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

And you don't know that until you're actually out there and you have to be in a in the same house with them day after day.

SPEAKER_10 18:41

I think we've all had roommates when you when you move in and or when you move out, you're like, you know what, we're much better off as friends.

SPEAKER_07 18:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 18:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 18:50

Or or after being roommates with him for a while, we're much better off not knowing. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 18:57

For sure.

SPEAKER_01 18:58

Okay. Next one.

SPEAKER_02 19:01

Joe, you got one? No, not really. Keep going, Rob. You're doing great.

SPEAKER_10 19:07

Joe's just a long for the ride.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

This is how it is. Like it, yeah. This is great.

SPEAKER_10 19:14

I um this is this is one of the um, so some some of these I actually kind of you know cheated and researched or whatever, but this is this is uh one that I did come up with by myself because I've I've thought about this for myself on numerous occasions, and I'm I'm curious to hear what you guys think, uh, what you guys' answers are. Uh, would you rather live your entire life as a dog, but with the same lifespan you have as a human or stay human?

SPEAKER_02 19:43

Oh, I've always kind of wanted to just lick my ass for no reason and just make it like that. That's what it does. Totally get that, Joe.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

Totally get that. I'd rather stay human.

SPEAKER_10 19:55

Stay human?

SPEAKER_01 19:56

Yeah. I think dogs go through a lot of shit. Some dogs go through a lot of shit in their life.

SPEAKER_10 20:02

Happily, they roll around. They roll right around behind the yard. Yes, their life involves it revolves around shit.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Yeah, I don't want I don't know. That's not for me.

SPEAKER_10 20:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_07 20:14

Well, I wasn't sure. Dogs can't buy concert tickets, so I feel like you could if you're a service animal. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:26

Yeah. I don't see Peig surviving if he can't go see 21 Pilots.

SPEAKER_10 20:31

Oh, Peig, big 21 Pilots guy, huh?

SPEAKER_07 20:34

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_10 20:35

Oh, yeah, you are.

SPEAKER_07 20:37

Yeah, I'm I'm holding up my my logo tattoo for the video pod non-visual, um, you know, just audio only listeners at home.

SPEAKER_10 20:46

They were one of my final interviews at WCYY in the uh in the summer of 2016. Josh and Tyler, super, super nice guys.

SPEAKER_07 20:57

I could imagine. I've yeah, uh yeah. We tangent, yeah, I haven't had a chance to meet them. I I would love to, but I did take uh for my job, I'm a respite caretaker for a young man with cerebral palsy who's like in a wheelchair fully uh dependent and stuff, and I took him to see them back in uh October. Nice. And I give like to give him shit a little bit because I'm like, I've seen them seven times. This is your first time seeing them, and which one of us did Tyler walk up to and give a high five? You, not me. You know, like of course.

SPEAKER_09 21:27

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_07 21:29

That's awesome. All right, who hasn't answered?

SPEAKER_01 21:33

Peg, uh, do you want uh no? You don't want to live as a dog, I take it. No, I'm good. What about you, Jeff and Jerry?

SPEAKER_08 21:40

100% dog. Absolutely. Absolutely dog. Yeah, I've not no, I I honestly it's like to me that's that's the life right there. Sleeping, eating, shitting. That that's about the entirety of my life. I also have worries and anxieties and all these kinds of things. It's a real toughest anxiety is that damn squirrel is back again.

SPEAKER_10 22:22

It's a tough scenario. It kind of depends on like what's going on in your life as well. Like are you uh are you in a shitty relationship? Do you have are you struggling with finances or whatever? Because if that's a situation, you're like, oh, I want to be a dog, you know, you have no you have no responsibility ever, but you can't travel and you can't go on vacations and go to concerts and do all that other stuff.

SPEAKER_07 22:48

So then you become Ted Cruz's dog and then you're left in a kennel at the house while they run to Cancun. Right.

SPEAKER_10 22:55

Exactly. Exactly. And no one wants to be that dog for many reasons.

SPEAKER_01 23:01

I knew you were gonna go there. I knew it. Not a surprise.

SPEAKER_10 23:06

Am I not allowed to no?

SPEAKER_01 23:09

You absolutely can.

SPEAKER_10 23:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:11

We are all we are all patrons of the same church here when it comes to that political alliances.

SPEAKER_02 23:22

All right, Joe, you got you got one, or you am I am I gonna keep going? Wow, you're asking very philosophical questions. I like it so far.

SPEAKER_07 23:29

Makes you think, doesn't it? He's just here to critique your price. I have a philosophical and morbid question.

SPEAKER_01 23:38

Oh god. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 23:41

Would you rather know the exact date of your death or the exact way that you'll die? That's pretty dark, Rob. We'll get into the fun ones after, I promise. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:59

I would rather know how I'm going to die because then I would try to prevent it, maybe, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 24:06

Well no, this is Final Destination, Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 24:09

Oh preventing.

SPEAKER_05 24:10

There's no preventing. Um, I was gonna say, in trying to prevent it, you cause it to happen. Exactly. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Final destination.

SPEAKER_08 24:19

Final destination fucked me up. I still cannot drive behind a truck carrying logs.

SPEAKER_01 24:24

No. Yeah, neither can I and in Maine, there's log trucks.

SPEAKER_08 24:27

No, like it is on like windy mountain roads behind a logging truck, and I'm just like, no, I'm just gonna pull over. I saw this.

SPEAKER_07 24:38

Just give them an hour to move on.

SPEAKER_01 24:41

Yeah. Um, okay, so I would rather know when. Because I feel like if I know when, I will live it the fuck up before all the things I've said twelve. Um then I'll have a nice long time to live it up. And I'll have to plan for being 112. Does that mean I have to work until I'm 90? I hope not. Although I feel like I'm gonna be anyway.

SPEAKER_05 25:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:12

What about you guys?

SPEAKER_05 25:15

Well, I would rather know when, because you know, if I find out I mean it's like immolation, I was like, oh heck no. But um, but I I just want to know when because but the downside to that is it's tomorrow. Right. That's the downside, exactly. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

There's not enough time to do all I'd want to do.

SPEAKER_07 25:37

Like how much longer do I have? Ten. Ten what? Years, months, nine.

SPEAKER_01 25:46

Not like that. But I yeah, I feel for me it has to be when. Because I would plan trips.

SPEAKER_08 25:55

And probably spend money I don't have. Yeah. I would want to know when. And if it is tomorrow, then I mean I'm not going to be a really good night. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_07 26:07

Then everybody better answer their like text, like, hey, we're good, we're gonna do some stuff. And if it is, it's time to party.

SPEAKER_08 26:13

If it is 50, 60 years from now or something, then well, then I'm not worried that I'm going to like I'm I'm not there's still plenty of worries because I'm not a dog, but you know, um, you know, I'm not worried about like, oh, I'm going to end up, you know, running out of money and dying or something like that. I'll just somehow live despite being penniless and destitute.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

I think we're all headed in that direction, Jeff. So Oh, yeah.

unknown 26:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:47

No, I think it's the same. It's like when is better than how, because how you don't know when, and so just you're terrified every time anything remotely close. Ha! It's now. Oh god. So like with when, yeah, it's like if it's whether it's soon or a long way off, it's like, okay, well, I have time to like plan. But I think it also makes you more like comfortable and like willing to like take risks or do stuff that because you're just like, well, this isn't it, so it's not time yet. So let's let's do what I want to do.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

Yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

Joe. Uh definitely um when, so that you can, you know, just rage if you want to at the end of your life, or you know, just you know, say goodbye to everyone, or um, you know, crack a bunch of bunch of jokes on a podcast right before you know you're gonna go. So everybody wants to know the exact date. Yeah, why you got it, Rob? Right in front of you? What's that? You got the you got the date right in front of you?

SPEAKER_10 27:41

No, I said everybody wants to know the date. That's I was kidding, Rob. Oh, I don't have the date. I wish I had the date. Actually, I don't again, I don't know if I'd want to know the date. Because, you know, what if what if it's like you know 58 or something like that or whatever? Would you want to know that? I don't know. Maybe, maybe not, I don't know. Because say, all right, so say you you find out you're you're you're you've got 10 years to live. Is that a good thing or a bad thing that you know that?

SPEAKER_01 28:12

I would live it up in the 10 years. I would not say no to myself. I would do I would and I would make it.

SPEAKER_10 28:19

You wouldn't be able to enjoy yourself as much though, because you're like, I got this much time left. But I do I do see both sides.

SPEAKER_08 28:26

You would enjoy yourself with short-term things, but it would put a damper on certain things where you're like, without I don't want to get too morbid about it and dwell on it, but you know, I mean, let's just say that you are young and you were planning to start a family and you find out that it's gonna be five years. Well, do you you know change your plans? Or you know, that kind of thing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:50

Yep. All right, Joe, why why don't you give us one? Alright, uh hope every uh hope everybody has Google in front of them so that they can look this up. Um would you rather spend a night with Ellen Barkin from Sea of Love, or would you rather spend a night with Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction?

SPEAKER_01 29:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 29:19

I would say I would say Ellen Barkin's less leathery.

SPEAKER_01 29:23

I don't know that it's what they look like, Jerry. I think it might be what they the content of their character, Jack? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:31

Yes. Ellen Barkin didn't seem like she was much better until I don't want to give away the end, but is it just the the actress from that time or the character?

SPEAKER_10 29:48

They both play in uh the main character in Fatal Attraction.

SPEAKER_02 29:53

No, no, no. So Ellen Barkin was in a different movie with Al Pacino called Sea of Love, which was about a serial killer. Okay, was she the serial killer? Rob, I don't want to give it a spoiler alert, dude.

SPEAKER_03 30:06

It only came up what 40 years ago, while you're linking these two together, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 30:11

Yeah. They're just both very attractive blondes from the 80s, Rob. And they both look similar, too. Yes, with very flawed characters.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

Yeah. Well, I have a sword in the other room. And a prop machete from The Walking Dead. So if I needed to, you know what? At least Glenn Close, you know, is a psychopath. Like I I'll deal with her. I've got a sword, I got a machete. I I'll I'll take my chances.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

Going Ellen Barkin all the way.

SPEAKER_01 30:51

I'm going Glen Close.

SPEAKER_08 30:55

I've always loved Glenn Close. I've always thought she was amazing.

SPEAKER_01 30:59

So what about you, Jake?

SPEAKER_08 31:01

Glenn Close.

SPEAKER_05 31:02

Ellen Barkin, of course. She's the right kind of person. But sometimes you know, it depends on how you treat her. It's like you might be barking up the wrong tree.

SPEAKER_10 31:16

Hilarious. But uh, where's that? Where's the uh we have the drum roll? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:23

Jerry. No.

SPEAKER_07 31:25

No.

SPEAKER_01 31:25

What? What do you mean no? No.

SPEAKER_07 31:27

I think it's a yes. That's a I think that's a yes.

SPEAKER_01 31:30

Yeah, but who's really the judge here? Whose attention are you trying to get? And who are you trying to impress?

SPEAKER_05 31:39

When have I not told a joke when when it's right there dangling in front of me?

SPEAKER_01 31:45

Yeah, sometimes you shouldn't have.

SPEAKER_05 31:48

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 31:48

I Joe and I, uh, as your guests, we are horrible dad joke people.

SPEAKER_06 31:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 31:56

Excellent. Like we when when when we have the opportunity as well, we will do it.

SPEAKER_08 32:01

Are these dad jokes that are horrible or jokes told by horrible dads?

SPEAKER_10 32:05

Uh the first one.

SPEAKER_08 32:06

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_10 32:07

All right. Definitely the first one. Joe and I are not equipped to be dads.

SPEAKER_06 32:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 32:12

Um, yeah, no.

SPEAKER_07 32:14

Definitely the first one. Uh vasectomies, kind of. Oh, you're not like that. Not like that. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 32:23

You're kind of in a room with people who are the same. Like we're all figuring that out. Yeah. They're very yeah, they're all 12. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 32:33

Yes. So if you if you walk, if you uh drive by a a building with uh the address number 8008 written on the building, do you laugh? Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_08 32:43

Absolutely. Oh gosh, you gotta come visit Jack in the Box.

SPEAKER_10 32:52

And I think at like age like 30 or whatever, I'm like, it's it's not going away. This is just it's getting stronger as you age.

SPEAKER_07 32:59

Especially if that building with that address, 8008, is a Jack in the Box. And that's just true.

SPEAKER_05 33:11

What it is. And I could show you the building. I drive by it every single morning.

SPEAKER_01 33:17

And you laugh about it. And someday. Someday the three of you will no longer be 12 and you'll be 13, but that time has not come yet.

SPEAKER_07 33:27

I thought we had I had we had that.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_07 33:31

Did we get demoted back to 12? That probably had to happen. Dang.

SPEAKER_02 33:35

Yeah. We regressed. Rob, do you have any more deep meaningful ones, or do you want to do like a gross one?

SPEAKER_10 33:42

Oh, I do have I have um no no more deep, meaningful ones. These are more like uh awkward scenarios, kind of gross.

SPEAKER_01 33:54

Yeah. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 33:55

Yeah. Hit us with an awkward scenario.

SPEAKER_01 33:58

I think we're ready.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Awkward scenario? Yeah, let's do that.

SPEAKER_10 34:03

All right. I like this one. Would uh would you rather trip in public? Uh not a LSD, actual trip. Uh would you rather trip in public once a week forever, or accidentally call someone by the wrong name every day?

SPEAKER_01 34:25

You know what?

SPEAKER_05 34:26

I kind of do the second one.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

I'm gonna do the second one. I'll call them by the wrong name. It'll just become their name after a while. I mean, really.

SPEAKER_05 34:37

Yeah. Because uh my boss's name's Samantha, and I have a coworker that works in uh Sacramento, her name's Amanda, and for the longest time I was calling Samantha Amanda.

SPEAKER_10 34:49

And she never corrected you.

SPEAKER_05 34:50

No, she does.

SPEAKER_01 34:51

She just laughs into the Jerry has a tendency to mishear things. Or he hears part of it and then twists it into his own story.

SPEAKER_05 35:03

And misspeak very handily, like um, like like like for example, when I told people to not listen.

unknown 35:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:11

Yes, we're on a podcast, and Jerry tells them not to listen.

SPEAKER_08 35:16

Jerry goes. Jerry says, you know, so everybody out there, you might want to not listen.

SPEAKER_10 35:20

Yeah. You might want to switch to a different podcast.

SPEAKER_01 35:24

Yeah, you might. Yeah. Oh, what about you, Peg?

SPEAKER_07 35:29

I'm glad you I'm glad you cleared up that the the trip in public wasn't like on drugs, because I can tell you by ex from experience it's not fun to do it in public. Uh I wouldn't want to do it regularly.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

Are you are you referring to when you went to Santa Fe?

SPEAKER_07 35:44

To Santa Fe? Yeah, it might be. Uh yeah. Um man, that was something. Um, people the next day being like, where'd you go? And I'm like, I don't know. I made it back to my hotel somehow.

SPEAKER_06 35:57

Uh I went on an adventure.

SPEAKER_07 36:00

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 36:01

Yeah, that's what happens when you take you drink some and you think it's not working, so you drink some more.

SPEAKER_10 36:10

Okay. Is that why you don't drink, Daphne?

SPEAKER_01 36:13

No. No. I I can't. I can't drink, actually. I do have one margarita a year.

SPEAKER_10 36:19

Peg has seen me drink last year. So you should be having one tonight.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

I should have two. So, Peike, when I come to Texas, I can have two. But I had one.

SPEAKER_07 36:27

Oh, they roll up, there's they're rollover drinks.

SPEAKER_01 36:29

Rollover drinks, yeah. I had a margarita uh two years ago in Texas.

SPEAKER_08 36:37

Oh. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

Yeah. At the plaid rabbit with Peike, and I was feeling really good after only drinking like this much of it. Because they don't drink. No. There were no bulls and velvets.

SPEAKER_07 36:51

Uh yeah, I think official answer on that. So the the name thing, because I think I can play that off. If it becomes every day I say somebody's name wrong, eventually I can play that off as it's a bit that I'm doing, and maybe it'll catch on. Hopefully it will catch on. Hopefully. People are like, oh, there he goes again with that bit calling somebody the wrong name.

SPEAKER_08 37:10

Yeah. Honestly, I'm gonna have to call it with name as well, simply because if I trip, I'm going to hurt myself. I'm going to pull something. You know, I'm gonna end up like flat on my back, unable to move. Jeff, are you accident prone? No, not particularly. I just have a bad back. Oh, say I can I can vouch for that. I know exactly what that's like. So it's I know if I trip, I'm gonna pull something.

SPEAKER_01 37:38

Didn't you sneeze, Jeff, once? You sneezed or coughed and you hurt your back. I feel like that's happening.

SPEAKER_08 37:47

I feel like I might have, but I can't remember. That's actually.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

Or it might have been Pike.

SPEAKER_08 37:52

It's not as unprofessional.

SPEAKER_07 37:53

I've thrown my back out uh sneezing before.

SPEAKER_08 37:56

Yeah. I haven't thrown it out. I've definitely hurt myself, like especially like lying down and twisting or something, and then I sneeze or cough, and it's like just muscles get pulled in weird directions.

SPEAKER_01 38:12

Yeah. Um shit happens.

SPEAKER_07 38:17

Yeah, it does. And as you get older, also sometimes if you sneeze or cough wrong.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:25

It's a good joke. Joe, what do you think?

SPEAKER_07 38:29

Thank you. Thanks.

SPEAKER_10 38:31

Joe has no problem calling people the wrong name.

SPEAKER_02 38:33

I I'm I'm already calling his answer for him. Well, I actually work with a guy that has been doing it for 20 years, and like he just gets away with it.

SPEAKER_10 38:42

And nobody nobody I know exactly who you're talking about, and we had somebody when I was there that also did it, um, our production director.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, our our engineer at the radio station has called people by the wrong name literally every day for 20 years, and nobody corrects him because he just does so much that everybody's like, ah, don't bug him. If he's calling you the wrong name, oh well. That's who you are now.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

Your name has been changed for. I don't like your name anymore. You're going to go buy this, and that's just how it is.

SPEAKER_06 39:16

Yep.

unknown 39:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:17

Yeah. As you get older, tripping becomes an even bigger issue because you just get hurt so much easier than when you're in your twenties.

SPEAKER_05 39:27

Yeah, or when you're walking back from uh the diner at your office in the office complex and and you're like you're you get your mind preoccupied with a meeting and you you know like put your foot into like half of your foot into a planner and then just tumble right on down and land on your elbow. Yeah. Perfect.

SPEAKER_08 39:44

This is a hypothetical scenario that definitely never happened to Jerry.

SPEAKER_05 39:49

About a month ago. Yeah, it never happened like a month to six weeks ago. Never happened. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 39:55

Alright, up next. Would you rather give up music forever or sex forever?

SPEAKER_01 40:04

Oh fuck. That isn't even fair.

SPEAKER_10 40:09

This is the one down. That was your answer.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

I don't know if I can.

SPEAKER_05 40:17

Um, I'll I'll go first. I will give up the snacks because I am not giving up the snacks.

SPEAKER_07 40:22

Snacks. Oh, I didn't snap. He did not say snacks. Snacks. Jerry. I was like, did you say snacks or snacks?

SPEAKER_05 40:29

Oh, no, I thought you said snacks. Now you make it a man, now you make it a difficult question. For Jerry snacks that could go along.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

I don't know if I can answer this.

SPEAKER_07 40:42

I don't his favorite snack is candy underwear.

SPEAKER_01 40:49

Oh God.

SPEAKER_10 40:51

Daffy, we'll come back to you at the end.

SPEAKER_01 40:53

You have to because I don't know if I can answer that.

SPEAKER_08 40:57

He's gone.

SPEAKER_03 40:59

Jeff, what about you? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 41:01

I would like some clarification.

SPEAKER_10 41:04

Uh you can never listen to music ever again, or you can listen to it. Not about the music. Not about the music. Oh.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

Does it have to be with someone else, or can you just take care of it yourself?

SPEAKER_10 41:19

I didn't prepare for this.

SPEAKER_08 41:20

Yeah. Can I just take the problem in hand?

SPEAKER_10 41:26

That's a great question.

SPEAKER_08 41:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:29

I should say no to make it more difficult. No, I don't think I don't think that qualifies. That's why I was ready to go, okay. I'm not giving up music.

SPEAKER_08 41:39

I don't think I could possibly give up music. Like no matter what else. I I don't think I could ever give up music.

SPEAKER_06 41:48

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_08 41:49

So come back to Jerry in five minutes or so. He's rebooting. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:58

He's he's created a third option of snacks. I'll give up snacks. I'm going with snacks. That'd be the easiest thing.

SPEAKER_10 42:07

Alright, who hasn't answered yet?

SPEAKER_01 42:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 42:10

But I will I will give up the sex.

SPEAKER_07 42:12

Yeah, I need music.

SPEAKER_01 42:14

And he's very important to me.

SPEAKER_08 42:15

Daphne's still thinking.

SPEAKER_01 42:17

This is so hard.

SPEAKER_08 42:18

But he said that's the problem.

SPEAKER_07 42:21

That's uh because I I mean I I like both of them either that way.

SPEAKER_01 42:27

Uh but no uh I don't think I can give up music.

SPEAKER_07 42:32

Both of them are both of them can be better in hard.

SPEAKER_01 42:35

Uh I don't think I can give up music. Like I I music is like everything. It's emotion, it's storytelling, it's every I just so is sex. Yeah, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_07 42:50

So give me sex if you're doing it, if you're doing it really well and special, it's storytelling, and so it's a ballet.

SPEAKER_01 42:57

Okay, I have to give up sex because I can't give up music. I just can't. I can't give up.

SPEAKER_10 43:03

I'm I'm with you. I think I would have to train my brain that like this is it, dude. It's not happening anymore. Like never again. But you can listen to you know, your uh whatever the hell you want, whatever you want for the rest of your life, and just do it.

SPEAKER_07 43:20

Think of all the extra time you're gonna have for Steely Dan. Right, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 43:25

Um Steely Dan would not be on any list of any priority for me.

SPEAKER_10 43:30

Except for it would be on mine.

SPEAKER_01 43:33

It would. Rob and I Rob did this playlist, he's done many playlists, but of the top like 80s songs, and you two, Pake or Jeff. No, Jeff did it. I did. Um I did.

SPEAKER_08 43:45

I'm actually I've been listening to it. Uh Jeff, I need to see your 80s playlist.

SPEAKER_10 43:49

You need to set up.

SPEAKER_08 43:50

I will share that with you. Yeah, I did the way I did it was I did um top I because Daphne did 300, I also did. Did 300. I had to. Um, and they were I limited it to songs that were actually that charted.

SPEAKER_10 44:07

That's that that's exactly what my rule was with my list. But I didn't have that rule.

SPEAKER_01 44:14

I didn't have that rule because there are a lot of top 40.

SPEAKER_08 44:17

There are a lot of non-charting songs of 80's greatest misses, which is just my hundred top songs that were singles but never charted. I want to see that list too.

SPEAKER_01 44:29

Yeah. Rob wants to use it on the because last week for the audio round, he did uh was it last week?

SPEAKER_10 44:36

Yep, it was songs without a number. It was like very popular songs that actually never cracked the top 40.

SPEAKER_01 44:42

Yeah, it was great. It was a fun one. Um yeah. So yeah, I I can't give up music. I it's too important.

SPEAKER_10 44:53

What do you got?

SPEAKER_02 44:54

I already said what I had. No, for do you for your scenario? Oh, oh, let's get real gross then. Perfect. Yeah, this is the same thing. Yeah, this is this is uh one that Daphne is just not gonna be able to handle, really, I don't think. I love it. Love it. Perfect. Something to do with frogs. It's gotta be something to do with frogs. Would you rather lick a used band-aid or bite down on a scab? Who?

SPEAKER_08 45:23

Scab. My scab.

SPEAKER_07 45:24

Yeah, it's like if it's my band-aid or my scab, then I probably have done both of those in some instance in my life. For one reason or another, I don't think a band aid right now.

SPEAKER_08 45:37

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 45:38

I want Daphne to answer first. Yeah. I feel like you're not moving on until she answers.

SPEAKER_01 45:46

You were not supposed to come on here and terrorize me. Oh, I'm sorry. You're supposed to terrorize them because they terrorize me. God, Joe, that's harmless fellows to me. Okay, bite down because if I bite down on a scout it's my teeth, it's not my tongue, I won't have to taste it, and then I can bleach my mouth after with glycerine and chlorox. I don't know. Clorox.

SPEAKER_02 46:16

Well, Daphne, I hope when you bite down that just like a little shard doesn't come off and get into the back of your throat, though.

SPEAKER_01 46:21

Because that would be disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 46:26

A scab shard. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:29

Oh god. New band name. A scab shard. Yeah, Peg, add that to your band name list.

SPEAKER_07 46:35

I was gonna say that's it. Sounds like a great like crust punk band. Crust punk?

SPEAKER_01 46:41

Is that a genre? Yep.

SPEAKER_10 46:42

Side stage at Lollapalooza next year.

unknown 46:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:45

Oh god. By the way, Rob, Peg was the one who got 19 out of 20 on your audio round.

SPEAKER_10 46:52

Oh, it was it was the the new metal round, right?

SPEAKER_01 46:54

Yeah. The new metal and yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_10 46:56

Yep. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 46:59

I don't think I ever tested Jeff. I'll have to do that.

SPEAKER_08 47:01

No, but you need to because I love new metal.

SPEAKER_01 47:04

And you've been left, you feel left out now.

SPEAKER_08 47:06

I do.

SPEAKER_01 47:07

Yep, okay. Then I'll test it. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_10 47:12

Well, I'm happy to share my audio rounds with you guys. So we have so many. I would have to agree with Daphne. I would have to do the bite-down thing for the same reason. In hopes that I don't get a scab shard on my.

SPEAKER_07 47:38

It's just flavorless jerky.

SPEAKER_08 47:40

If you just have to bite down, you don't have to eat it. That made it worse, dude.

SPEAKER_04 47:45

That absolutely made it worse. So bad. Oh. Okay, I don't know. I have to ask, is there is there any like scab cheese on the inside of it?

SPEAKER_08 47:55

That's my that was my thing too. Is I'm I'm worried about it like bursting or something. Right.

SPEAKER_01 48:00

You're making it more difficult, okay? Just don't. Don't do it.

SPEAKER_08 48:05

I think I would lick a band-aid. Yeah.

unknown 48:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 48:11

Real quick, scab cheese, another great band name.

SPEAKER_01 48:15

Oh yeah. Peg, write that down. Peg has an ongoing list of potential band names.

SPEAKER_05 48:21

Love it. Yeah, I would have to do the bike down because again, it's like it just you know, you have to just wash my mouth out.

SPEAKER_07 48:30

Again, it is is it my band-aid or scab or it has to be somebody else's? Because that does make a lot of difference, I feel like.

SPEAKER_01 48:38

Yeah. If it's someone else's, it's grossy, like, oh god.

SPEAKER_02 48:43

Like, here, take a bite of my scab.

SPEAKER_01 48:46

I brought snacks.

SPEAKER_08 48:49

Well, Jerry's given up snacks, so.

SPEAKER_01 48:54

Is that permanent, Jerry, or just for Lent?

SPEAKER_05 48:58

Probably just for Lent.

SPEAKER_01 49:02

Oh, God.

SPEAKER_02 49:03

Well, everybody answered. You guys are underplaying the band-aid flavor personally, which is one of my you know all-time favorites. When you go to the dentist and they ask you want bubblegum, you know, chocolate, I go with band-aid flavor. Uh I've never thought about that.

SPEAKER_08 49:21

That that is an excellent point. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 49:24

It's my favorite Baskin Robbins ice cream flavor. It was the it was it's it's the secret 30-second flavor.

SPEAKER_10 49:35

I don't think this one is as gross as Joe's. Oh, good.

SPEAKER_03 49:39

Oh, good.

SPEAKER_10 49:40

But it's it's uh it's not even really like gross, it's just it's just uh it involves two scenarios that we have all experienced before, both unpleasant.

SPEAKER_01 49:52

Oh good. Great.

SPEAKER_10 49:55

Would you rather walk in wet socks every day or feel like there's a hair in your mouth at all times? Oh god. How long? Socks that hair in my mouth. Yeah. I cannot it's always there. It's always there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:13

Socks. I don't even wear socks.

SPEAKER_08 50:15

Honestly, I spend so much, like almost every day, I get phantom hairs in my mouth where I'm I go, there's something there, and there's nothing there. So I'm already dealing with that.

SPEAKER_10 50:26

Uh can you write down phantom hair, please?

SPEAKER_01 50:29

Yeah, right. Add that to the list as well. Maybe we can get that first sick new world in October.

SPEAKER_07 50:38

Do do bald people ever get like phantom hair? Like the way that like an amputee has like a phantom limb syndrome?

SPEAKER_08 50:44

They start combing. I swear I could feel it. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_07 50:53

Oh man. What's everybody dancing? I think it's yeah. I think the socks just out of kindness, because the the hair thing isn't just my problem. It becomes everybody around me problem because then I'm going just all the time. He would. Oh my god. Yeah. Become very unpleasant to be around.

SPEAKER_01 51:17

Oh my god. Jerry, you said what? Socks. Yeah, it has to be socks. I don't even wear socks most of the time. Even in the winter.

SPEAKER_02 51:28

It's gotta be the socks because I mean the hair of the valve literally makes me gag. Yeah. How are you supposed to eat and drink after that?

SPEAKER_01 51:37

You don't. It's horrible.

SPEAKER_05 51:41

Yeah, this is why I stay clean shaven. It's like I can't even like I don't even like hair on my face. I mean, every day, whether I'm gonna see somebody or not.

SPEAKER_01 51:52

Is that like frogs, Jerry? I won't eat them because I don't want them in me.

SPEAKER_05 51:56

Correct. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 51:59

That's that's dead. Harkens back to a very early.

SPEAKER_07 52:02

He doesn't want hair on him even if it's dead. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 52:05

Even if it's dead. I don't want that.

SPEAKER_07 52:06

Which most of the time it is by the point it's well, most of the hair is dead. Yeah. Not all.

SPEAKER_02 52:13

Joe, you got one or you want me to do another one? No, just keep going, Rub. I'm feeling you. This is a fun one.

SPEAKER_06 52:20

Would you rather say that?

SPEAKER_10 52:22

New promise. No, it's fun for me. I don't know how this is gonna be. Actually, it's gonna be fun for everybody here except for Daphne.

SPEAKER_06 52:31

Why is this becoming a theme?

SPEAKER_10 52:35

Would you rather walk in on your parents or have them walk in on you? Oh, the classic. And you know what I'm talking about? It's not snacks.

SPEAKER_01 52:49

Um god, there's not enough brain bleach.

SPEAKER_02 52:56

Rob, how did you feel when you walked in on me and your mother?

SPEAKER_01 52:59

Oh Jesus, I knew that was gonna come up.

SPEAKER_10 53:02

I didn't even think that's my bad for not even thinking about this, writing this question ahead of time, because every opportunity this motherfucker gets to drop a mom joke, he does it, and I should have known better.

SPEAKER_01 53:17

Yes, you should have. I knew this would happen, I was expecting it.

SPEAKER_07 53:22

Yeah. If I pick one of these that hasn't happened, does it undo the one in my life that actually has happened? Yeah. Hey, tell us more. Oh god. No. I've been the walk-in error. Walk in her gotcha. Yeah, that was that was an awkward conversation later.

SPEAKER_10 53:49

Forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 53:53

Um, one of them happened to me already. It wasn't my mother, but it was his father.

SPEAKER_07 54:01

It was my neighbors. I shouldn't have been there, I know.

SPEAKER_01 54:04

Um so yeah, I'd rather be I don't want the I don't want brain bleach for seeing something like that. So I'd rather some they walk in and it happened, so it's yeah, it's okay. I can deal with that. I don't know if he could deal with it. Like I don't know if he if it, you know, he needed brain bleach, but um, yeah. My parents never did, but one of my boyfriends' dads did catch us. It was it was something. Sure it was.

SPEAKER_10 54:43

What about you, Joe?

SPEAKER_02 54:44

Minus the uh Rob's mom joke. Oh, yeah. Well, no, I mean nobody wants to walk in on their parents. That's awful. But I mean, if your parents walked in on you, you'd be like, I'm all grown up, look at me now. You know, like look at me now. Yeah. You know, this this is nature, mom, and then you know, she storms out, never talks to you again. I learned it from watching you guys, mom.

SPEAKER_07 55:08

I learned it from watching you.

SPEAKER_01 55:16

Oh my gosh. I found my dad's stash once.

SPEAKER_08 55:20

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 55:22

His stash. I I mean he had a few things, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 55:25

Yeah. See this mom, dad. This is easy to explain. You know, you guys, you did it, so I'm here, so you understand. However, ignore the camcorder in the other uh side of the room. Also, don't watch any of your reruns of Jag that you have on VHS in it.

SPEAKER_10 55:46

I feel like this one question could inspire an entire episode on its own.

SPEAKER_01 55:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 55:54

Things that we saw and did as children. Put that on the book. Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 56:01

Oh man.

SPEAKER_10 56:04

Alright, JL, why why don't you hit us with one? I got nothing. Unless nobody's answered, unless not everybody's answered yet.

SPEAKER_08 56:10

I don't think I've officially answered, but I'm mine's the same as everybody else. I I would rather be in on.

SPEAKER_01 56:20

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_08 56:22

Although there is, you know, there is kind of the would be kind of nice to not nice, but like, you know, it would be interesting to walk in on my parents and be like Oh, they're still in love. Walk in and be like, Dad, you're alive.

SPEAKER_02 56:42

So that's how you do it.

SPEAKER_01 56:44

Oh I'm just gonna sit here and take notes. Yeah. Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_06 56:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:57

You already know you want to keep going. No, Rob, keep going.

SPEAKER_01 57:02

It takes Joe a few rounds to come up with one. So he's percolating. Okay.

SPEAKER_07 57:08

They're trivia nights, they run the same way. Rob has everything prepared, and Joe's like, ooh, I have a question. Ask them throw that into it.

SPEAKER_01 57:16

No.

SPEAKER_10 57:18

I mean, it kind of is the opposite.

SPEAKER_01 57:19

No, Joe comes in and likes to say that all the sports questions are because I don't because I love them and I don't love them. Like I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 57:28

He dedicates all the sports questions to Daphne, basically.

SPEAKER_01 57:31

Always. Always.

SPEAKER_02 57:33

That's a nice idea. Well, you've you've emailed us, you've written us letters. You know, sports, please.

SPEAKER_01 57:39

Yeah. It's it usually starts as this little story that has nothing to do with trivia. And then it ends up being, and then the email came in that Daphne said we need more sports questions. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 57:58

Had a messenger pigeon, carrier pigeon came in through the window, and it was like, in case you missed my email.

SPEAKER_01 58:04

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 58:06

I think one of my favorites was that uh there was a recent uh archaeological dig in like Argentina, and it revealed some uh incredibly old bones and also a note that suggested I ask more sports questions at trivia. So who can deny this guy goes with his setup? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:25

He tells like it's like a dissertation on things. And you can tell when it's coming because he just starts and it's like, yep, okay, it's a sports question. Yep. And that is a cryp uh not always, but it can be kryptonite for my team.

SPEAKER_02 58:44

Some people enjoy the dissertations, not you, but no, because I know where they're going every time.

SPEAKER_01 58:50

It's like it's gonna be a sports question.

SPEAKER_10 58:53

See, it's not just you guys that haze her every week on Tuesdays. We we get that on Wednesdays.

SPEAKER_01 59:00

Always.

SPEAKER_02 59:02

There'll only be one sports question tomorrow.

SPEAKER_01 59:04

Oh, good. Yeah, but I don't have any sports people coming. Duncan's coming. He's the closest we have to a sports person. Him and I know random, ridiculous things, but yeah, no.

SPEAKER_08 59:16

Unless you can get Rinaldi to come.

SPEAKER_01 59:18

No, he's out until April.

SPEAKER_08 59:20

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_09 59:21

Yeah, I've got injury lists on IR. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 59:27

He's a little bit. I'm excited for this next one. Mainly for Rob.

SPEAKER_03 59:31

For me. See, this I was wrong. I was so, so wrong.

SPEAKER_09 59:37

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 59:38

Because I you all need to be on my side.

SPEAKER_01 59:41

You all get along way too well. And I should have known it. I should have gotten it.

SPEAKER_10 59:47

I already knew it when I listened to the this part this subject of a podcast, uh, what, six, seven months ago. I'm like, I can hang with these guys.

SPEAKER_01 59:55

I mean, obviously, I keep coming back, and it's because I love them so much. They're just the best.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:01

And we've locked the door behind her.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:03

And you they won't let me leave. Oh. I'm the straight, I'm basically like the straight man on a comedy podcast, is what it is. They explained it to me. There is a purpose for me.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:18

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:19

Because uh otherwise I just sit here and take it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:23

It's nice that they've set up a Matt Lauer room for you, though, at your house. I know, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:29

So appreciated. And some days I come out, I wear a tiara and remind them that I am the queen of Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:39

Oh man.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:41

Okay, Rob, what do you got for us?

SPEAKER_10 1:00:43

Daphne. And everybody else, but mostly Daphne. Would you rather feel water splash up in a porta-potty or run out of toilet paper mid-crisis?

SPEAKER_08 1:01:03

I knew she was gonna struggle. Water splashing from a porta-potty is concerning because like most of the porta potties I've been at are about 12 feet deep. Yes. So it's like where did that water come from? There's impact. Yeah, that was the impact.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:23

Yeah, it's like I'm I'm I'm not inclined to use any sugar shacks as I call them, but but the uh sugar shacks. Yeah, I call them sugar shacks. You know, it's an ironic name because there's no sugar in the show. Oh, it's ironic. Okay.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:37

I thought you were just were like enjoying the the treats that were inside.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:44

You have snacks in a porta potty?

SPEAKER_10 1:01:47

While you guys were thinking, I will share a quick porta-potty story. Oh god, uh with with my mother involved. Joe, shut your mouth. She came out of a porta-potty. This was years ago when they started when they started putting the little um like soap things in there.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:05

Oh yeah, that was a nice addition.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:08

Uh, but they weren't uh they weren't for your hands. They were for the urinal. However, my mother came out and uh the soap that was in the urinal, she didn't know it was a urinal, nor did she she thought it was soap to wash her hands. Oh it's a deodorant. She washed her hands with the urinal cake.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:31

Oh god! No.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:38

Yep. Okay, so yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:46

You don't want to know, Rob. You don't want to know what he said? It's more.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:50

Joe, she's done way grosser things in her life, including you. Oh Did I just say that?

SPEAKER_05 1:02:57

Did I just say that? Yes, you did.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:59

Yes, you did.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:00

No, but I have had had I have had the uh the second instance happen to me once upon a time. That was about twenty, you know, back when I was a young baby engineer out in the field.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:12

Uh doing Which is a weird place for engineers to be. Yes. It's just grass out there.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:17

Yes. No, but uh no, uh I was out in the field and I got I got back and I was like suddenly I realized I had an emergency, and then I was like, I stopped off at a roadside store, went used a restroom, and then realized it's like I was it was such urgency that you know You didn't check before um it didn't check, and because I could have gone to the other one, they probably would have had it, but and I I relayed this uh story to my brother and he asked me what'd you do? And it's like, well, let's just say I have one less pair of socks today.

unknown 1:03:44

Oh god.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:46

Um I'm gonna go with this.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:48

I'm gonna go with this. Um I will deal with the crisis because I just won't have underwear for the rest of the day for till I get home. Thank you, Jerry, for giving me that idea.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:04

As shocking in the moment as it is, I feel like I have to go the other way because it's like feeling the water splash. It's like it's traumatic for a moment, but then at least on the flip side, I know I have enough toilet paper available to try to take care of it the best I can.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:18

Does anybody like 100% like does anybody like lean up like higher in hopes that the water won't hit you? But in reality, you're actually making the water probably go higher because it's a bigger just bigger job.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:34

I never want to go in a porta potty again now. It's over.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:38

Well, it's great that you're going to a big uh full uh full day-long outdoor musical school.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:45

So good that I will 100% take Poseidon's kiss over the and you've lost Jerry.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:58

Are you proud of yourself? Are you proud of yourself, Gary? Uh Jeff? Are you proud?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:04

Poseidon's kiss is an established that's an official like term. I've heard.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:09

But you have taken Jerry out for who knows how long. His brain needs to reboot.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:14

I love how Rob has been slowly just zooming in on his face more and more key as the night has gone on.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:19

No, it's it's a new Zoom thing. There's a setting in Zoom, and it zooms and does all sorts of things. Wait, my face is going in and out.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:27

I have to have it. Every time it does it, it's like I feel like it's some dramatic thing that is like, oh, he's about to do something.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:36

I did click on something about some AI thing. And it said it was supposed to like make your it was like make it makes your zoom cooler or something. So maybe I shouldn't do that. It is cool.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:49

We we have the AI companion.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:53

Oh, it's AI companion.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:55

Okay, so we have AI companion on because at the end, when we're done recording, we ask. Get questions like who made Daphne the maddest, or what was the most ridiculous moment in the podcast?

SPEAKER_10 1:06:07

Oh, that's amazing. I want to hear it.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:08

And it tells us it it sends me a little report at the end, too, of things that some things didn't really happen. It just makes it up. Uh all right.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:19

I got one more, and then I have to go to bed because this is way past my bedtime.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:24

No, we're good. This is it.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:26

I didn't answer.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:26

All right, Joe.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:27

What's your answer, Joe? I've actually had the first one happen to me before because I used I used to work construction. It was like one of my first jobs while I was in college, and we had the same job site, and the porta potty company just never came to empty that freaking porta potty. So it just getting worse and worse. And you there was no urinal thing, right? So like it was on the side of a street, so you can't just necessarily pull down and pee. So I remember going in there and and peeing, and then a little splashy splash came up on me, and I was like, oh god. Uh and you just have to live with it for the rest of the day at that point. But the brilliant wine, I actually had a good friend. We were going to uh uh somebody's camp by a lake. We thought it was gonna be unlocked, it wasn't. He had to go really, really bad, and the only thing we had available was a subway bag, and uh that's that's what he shit into is a subway bag.

unknown 1:07:29

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:31

It's like full circle. Yep, there was no napkins either, so he had to use his underwear, but that was right back where it came from.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:37

Yes, yep, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:39

That was a different kind of footlong. All right, Rob, wrap it up. Bring us home.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:46

All right.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:47

I got one more. Would you rather, and it's actually not uh as we're to continue to talk about shit, let's just do it one more time. Would you rather have explosive diarrhea once a month without warning?

SPEAKER_07 1:08:02

Or have to tell Do you usually get warning for it?

SPEAKER_10 1:08:06

Well, I guess it depends.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:08

Do you have some kind of alert on your phone that's like tomorrow's diarrhea day?

SPEAKER_10 1:08:11

No, I'm talking about at the moment. At the moment. It happens like right then. Yeah, like the severe weather alert.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:19

Yeah, there's no radar to watch with this. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:24

Would you rather have explosive diarrhea once a month without warning, or have to tell the absolute truth anytime when anytime someone says, be honest?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:36

I'm gonna tell the truth.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:38

Of course you would.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:40

I would. I don't know. No, I'm definitely not, but I would rather tell the truth because I try to tell the truth anyway.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:50

I think I already have explosive diarrhea once a month, so I'm just gonna go with that.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:56

It's the without warning that gets me, because it's like I I can deal with it happening once a month if I at least have two or three minutes, you know? But if it's like just spontaneously, I'm in the middle of a business meeting or something like that, and it's just like yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:17

It just it just becomes no. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:21

I mean, I think yeah, I'm gonna have to go with tell the truth when asked.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:25

I'm gonna go tell the truth because no. Because no.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:28

Because no. Because yeah no, okay?

SPEAKER_10 1:09:32

Because yeah, no. All the situations you've been in where you're like had to tell the truth and you didn't.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:39

You have to do that every time.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:42

But people have to say be honest, but you have to say be honest.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:47

No, if someone says be honest, you have to be honest. If it's a liar, liar situation where I have to I'm constantly volunteering the truth even when nobody asks. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:00

Yeah. Well, that wasn't. Nobody else knows that's the rule. They can't use it against you. They feel like, oh, if we say be honest, maybe they figure it out after a while. Who knows? Well, just guys say be honest. Because I'm known for lying unless somebody says be honest. Yep.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:15

Every new thing tells the deepest, darkest secrets. It's really worrying.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:24

Well, thank you, Rob and Joe, for gracing us with your presence.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:29

That was fun, guys. Yeah. Thanks so much for having us.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:33

And if you enjoyed the show, you can find us at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast.com or on Facebook and Instagram at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast. Until next time. There's no clever outro from the three of you.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:52

I'm just jamming right now.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:54

It's Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:58

I don't know if I actually even answered that last one, but we've moved on.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:04

Bye, son.