BBP 94: Freedom Tastes Like Pistachios

Jeff brings back a game with only a few million possibilites to choose from but thankfully only gives us at most two hundred.

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SPEAKER_03 0:00

Coming to you live from standing on a corner park in Winslow, Arizona. It's Buffalo Buffalo.

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I get that reference.

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It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, yeah.

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Welcome to Buffalo Buffalo, the only podcast where I start out each episode saying welcome to Buffalo Buffalo, the only podcast. Uh, at least so far. My name is Jeff. I am Game Master this evening, and I am joined by three people who need no introduction. So, in other news, oh, I guess I probably should introduce it. I don't know. They just kind of show up whether I introduce them or not. Uh Pike, Daphne, and Jerry. Welcome. Hello.

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Hello.

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Thank you for having me. It's an honor.

SPEAKER_03 1:04

Oh, thank thank you, Peike. I really appreciate that a few weeks ago you had me on this podcast.

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Yeah. Just returning the favor, and I really appreciate it.

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It's very, very appreciated. How is everybody doing today?

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Just lovely.

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Doing great.

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Jerry, how's the weather in Fresno?

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It was like mid-80s today. It was ugly. Because I am not used to that yet.

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That's not as bad as I thought.

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Not as bad, but it's gonna get up to um it says it's gonna be 95 tomorrow.

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Ugh. Yeah, it was mid-80s here, so we're already we're already going to summer at this point.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

It's winter! We haven't even had spring yet.

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Um about that.

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It's winter. It is! For three more days, it's winter. As the time we're recording this.

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The weather's been wild here because like yesterday it was 31 degrees, and then tomorrow the high is 72. So we're just all over the place.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

That's a very California type of weather.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

Uh that usually induces Peikes allergies to come out.

SPEAKER_03 2:14

Oh god, yeah. Yeah, minor minor starting to get real bad. Um yeah, it happens when it's cold for a while, and then especially if it's cold and rainy and then suddenly hot. And it's like everything just blooms at once. Yeah. Uh so what is everybody uh I lost my train of thought. I lost what I've done. What is it?

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Who is everybody? Where is everybody?

SPEAKER_05 2:45

What is everybody?

SPEAKER_03 2:46

You all everybody.

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You all everybody I played a lot of disc golf and then went and had garbage terrible Chinese buffet food, but somebody else paid for it. So like That's an odd choice.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

I can't why did you garbage terrible Chinese buffet?

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I didn't choose somebody else chose it, and then I was invited with the pro with I'll pay for your food if for you coming. I was like, okay.

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I wouldn't have thought that a a restaurant named Garbage Terrible Chinese Buffet would do would last very long.

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People here love it. So Pink, you It's like politics. They they want honesty.

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So Pink, um, I take it you didn't go to Chang Mai then.

SPEAKER_05 3:36

No, that is that is neither garbage, terrible, or Chinese.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

I know.

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But it is food, so I guess there's Wait a minute.

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Check you.

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It's delicious.

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Daphne, Daphne, hold on. Check your what? You said you're gonna go to Check.

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Check Mai.

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Check Mai, and I was like, check your oil.

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Check Mai.

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Check my oil.

unknown 3:58

No.

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I said the name of a restaurant that Peik has taken me to in Checkmai. No, Chegmai.

SPEAKER_05 4:08

What? Now I don't know if you're saying it correctly. Did you say Chagmai?

SPEAKER_01 4:14

No, and now I'm confused and wondering. This is a problem.

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Cheng Mai.

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No. Oh.

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I legitimately have no idea what you said. Definitely.

SPEAKER_02 4:24

I'm being honest here. It sounded like you said Chengmai.

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I swear you said Chengmai.

SPEAKER_05 4:28

I heard Chagmai, which is also not the name of what is the name, Paik? It's Chiang Mai. It's Chiang Mai. As in Chiang Mai, Thailand.

SPEAKER_06 4:38

Yes, and that is what I said.

SPEAKER_05 4:39

Because it's a Thai food restaurant. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:43

And the owners are from Chiang Mai, Thailand. And you opened a restaurant. So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

I honestly, Peik has taken me to Chiang Mai before multiple times I've been there.

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The restaurant, not the city in Taiwan.

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I was needed that clarification.

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Yeah.

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Appreciate that.

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Yeah.

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I just thought of Asian food. Peak was talking about bad Chinese food. I was thinking about good Asian food, which is Thai food.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

I still remember.

SPEAKER_05 5:12

I mean, there also is good Chinese food, just not the place I went to. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Okay. I've not, you've never taken me for Chinese. But we did go to Chinese restaurant.

unknown 5:25

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 5:26

You don't take her for Chinese. I guess. I mean, it's hard to take her anywhere as a friend. She lives very far away from me. So I don't. It's like there's probably plenty of places we haven't gone together.

SPEAKER_01 5:43

I come there once a year for a skating competition, sometimes more than once.

SPEAKER_05 5:49

The skating competition is at Chiang Mai Thai restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 5:52

It is really cool.

SPEAKER_05 5:54

It is not very cool. They put an ice rink in the kitchen and it's a whole thing. So awesome. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

No, uh, that is not what happens.

SPEAKER_02 6:05

Oh, so it's in the dining room, not the kitchen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:10

You guys are awful. I've been to great places. I can't. Do you not understand? I can say nothing because as soon as words come out of my mouth, you're already percolating. How can we twist this and make it ridiculous and drive her crazy?

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That's no longer a high bar.

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It's impossible.

SPEAKER_06 6:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:38

Yeah.

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I have been to some great places in Tyler. I've been to Culture, The Plaid Rabbit, which is kind of the same place, but I really liked it.

SPEAKER_02 6:50

So when you leave, they just change the same sign to the plaid rabbit, and then when the after you leave, it's a flip sign.

SPEAKER_03 6:56

It's like instead of open and closed, it's culture and plaid rabbit. Okay.

unknown 7:00

No.

SPEAKER_03 7:02

When they're closed, they're a different restaurant.

SPEAKER_01 7:05

It's when Pake learned that I can't drink very much or I'll be loopy.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

Oh, you can drink exactly like half a Mai Thai. And then you're gone.

SPEAKER_01 7:20

I will drink a margarita. Amelie bought me a margarita in Galveston. And that gave me the courage to do karaoke.

SPEAKER_03 7:31

Just enough. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Just enough courage. But I had a I had a margarita at Plaid Rabbit. It was actually less alcohol. And I was perfectly like dosed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:48

Perfectly dosed. Paik was dosing her.

SPEAKER_04 7:53

Hey, hey, don't.

SPEAKER_03 7:56

Oh. Yep. Well, why don't we get going with the game?

SPEAKER_01 8:03

I guess if there's nothing else anyone wants to talk about, I mean I got one thing.

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Okay.

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You do.

SPEAKER_02 8:10

Yes, I was uh normally when I'm driving home, I get on with my other friends at uh on Zoom. You know, we start cheating on us. I'm cheating on you.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

On Zoom. Do you have your laptop open?

SPEAKER_03 8:24

No, on my phone.

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Okay.

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Holding it in bolt in front of your face.

SPEAKER_02 8:32

The Bluetooth through my truck. Thank you very much, Dev. Bluetooth? Bluetooth. Bluetooth.

SPEAKER_05 8:38

It's it's yeah, it's it's from Bluetooth. It's the Arrested Development connected piece that's there.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

I was hoping that one of you could connect the dots there. You know what? My new car has blue Bluetooth, and I'm very tooth. No, but it has Bluetooth. I love it because I don't have to do anything. I get in the car, I I start the car, I turn on Spotify, and it's the music's going.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

That sounds like you have there were things that had to be done, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

A lot less than plugging it in with an aux cable. So at least one less thing had to be done.

SPEAKER_02 9:17

Yes. Okay. Um I'll come back to that in a second.

SPEAKER_01 9:20

You're being ridiculous, okay? You're being ridiculous.

SPEAKER_05 9:24

I know no other way to be.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 9:28

I think that that's that sounds like an episode title, No Other Way to Be.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

Just wait. Just wait until we're we're together, or at least three of us will be together in October at a music festival. And it seems like the number of people going just keeps growing.

SPEAKER_05 9:47

Like Paik's gonna have music festivals work that way, the more people that buy tickets. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

You know that is not what I meant, and you did it anyway. The number of people that Paik knows that are going, it just continues to grow.

SPEAKER_03 10:05

It's gonna be like it's gonna be a big event. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

It is. Okay, Jerry.

SPEAKER_03 10:16

Yes. Tell us about your Bluetooth. No, uh, we're talking with Bleef teeth, if you will. Poor Jerry.

SPEAKER_01 10:24

Now Terry's getting it.

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It's okay.

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It's your turn, Terry. I take it all the time. This time it's for you.

SPEAKER_02 10:34

Oh, it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

Give me a break.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

No, but we were uh uh a friend of ours had just moved from uh from Oklahoma City to Orlando.

SPEAKER_05 10:43

And he had only live in places that start with L.

SPEAKER_02 10:46

Yeah. Only lives in places that ends with a vowel.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

And ends with a vowel. It has to end with a vowel. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

But he was talking about he was uh discovered some new uh restaurants, and he said he's he said he was talking about this Mexican restaurant that he went to, and and I asked him, well, it being Florida, you know, it's like, are you sure it wasn't Cuban food? And he says, How would I know? And it's like um it comes in little little squares. And and and and then he starts asking, what do you mean by little squares? And one of the other one of the other friends said, Tyler, stop talking. I'll explain it to you later.

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Cube food. Yes. Oh no.

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And it's like I almost I almost had to pull over into a parking lot because I was laughing so fucking hard.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Jerry, would you like to share with our audience what you did to Levi?

SPEAKER_02 11:43

Oh, sure.

SPEAKER_03 11:45

Yes, let's memorialize that one too.

SPEAKER_01 11:49

I mean, if you don't want to relive it, I'm sure that I could play the clip for the audience.

SPEAKER_02 11:58

No, um, I I had uh noticed that Levi was on on their stream uh during Tremor's Talk with uh what's the name?

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Um Dimitri.

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Dimitri, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:08

Levi Dimitri.

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Levi was on with Dimitri. I could the name escaped me right then and there. And we we talked about a number of subjects, and I was on for at least an hour. And I was just you know shooting the shit.

SPEAKER_05 12:19

So only like an eighth of the podcast. Yeah, so only like an eighth. That's good. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 12:23

Yeah, and the subject we were talking about, and this is uh the day before the Oscars. Day before the Oscars, I think it was it. Was it the day before?

SPEAKER_03 12:33

Yeah, I think it was It was the day of or the day before, I can't remember.

SPEAKER_02 12:37

Yeah, I think it was the day before. Yeah. But we're talking about it. It's like, I said, yeah, I I really want centers to win because that was my favorite of the year, and I really liked it. But and I said, but I think it's gonna be, you know, probably one battle after another or the catching pigs movie. And and Levi gives me this funky look like, what do you mean, catching pigs movie? It's like I said, it took about 10 seconds. It took about 10 seconds, did error.

SPEAKER_05 13:01

Did I hear that? You could tell they were trying to figure out what you were talking about earnestly.

SPEAKER_03 13:07

Okay, let me just ask. I I don't understand, Jerry. Can you please explain? He's like, it's the hem net.

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And then and then the lights turned on, the shoes dropped.

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And he's like just about five seconds.

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Levi leans back in the chair, like, like, you fucking piece of shit.

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And when I saw this clip, I applauded Levi's reaction because this is what I deal with on a regular basis.

SPEAKER_02 13:39

And Levi had said, like, I was like, Daphne has been telling telling me what what what you guys do to do to her, and I get it now. He says, I even asked for it, and you got me twice.

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Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 13:54

Oh, this is great, it's a great clip. Yes, it was.

SPEAKER_01 13:58

Yeah. This is how it is.

SPEAKER_03 14:01

Yes, it is.

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All the time.

SPEAKER_03 14:05

Yep. It is. It's what you signed up for, and now we won't let you leave. Contractually obligated.

SPEAKER_01 14:12

I've tried to leave, and I have not been allowed to leave.

SPEAKER_05 14:16

It's true. It's true. You keep changing the padlock on the door.

SPEAKER_02 14:23

Well, she keeps coming home. It's like, yeah. It'll be my turn to put the padlock in the door tomorrow, and then Jeff's gotta do it the uh Jeff's gotta do it a couple days after.

SPEAKER_03 14:32

So it makes it difficult just all the travel, you know. It's it's it really takes a lot, but yeah, it's it's worth it. It's worth it to keep her on.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

Yeah, did we ever tell uh has did we tell the story of how we would do our road trip?

SPEAKER_03 14:48

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Where it was gonna go back and forth. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:52

I was Because like I was gonna go, like I was gonna go drive to Maine, go pick up Daphne, then drive to Texas to go pick up Pake, and then drive to back to California to go get you. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 15:06

That was a good one. Where then we would go to New York together.

SPEAKER_02 15:08

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 15:10

Oh my god. Hey, I'm just I have a car now that works and can do road trips, so I'm ready for road trip anytime.

SPEAKER_03 15:20

So you're gonna come to California then? You're gonna just road trip out here. Awesome.

SPEAKER_01 15:25

That's great.

SPEAKER_03 15:25

No, cool. I'm excited.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

No.

SPEAKER_05 15:29

So she doesn't want to go on a road trip then.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

I do! I want you guys to come here and then we can go on the road trip.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

Okay, okay. With with Maine as the hub. Got it.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

Yeah.

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The main hub.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

I mean, we talked about it once when the meetup, the podcast meetup was gonna be in Montreal that we would take, we would do a road trip.

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Yeah.

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And now I actually have a vehicle that works.

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Vehicle that is capable of making it.

SPEAKER_05 15:58

Before she was getting everywhere in one of those like Flintstones cars, she actually just had to run. There's no floor in it.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

You joke, but it was not far off from that.

SPEAKER_03 16:08

She was building up some really good calluses on her feet, though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

I had to get a pedicure every week.

SPEAKER_03 16:15

Yeah.

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To scrape them off.

SPEAKER_03 16:17

They use a belt sander. A belt sander?

SPEAKER_01 16:24

Jerry, have you never had a pedicure?

SPEAKER_02 16:27

Uh no.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

Have either of you pedicure?

SPEAKER_03 16:31

I have never had one. I would love to have one, but uh I'm I or I should say I'm interested in having one.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

I think you would really I think you'd really like it.

SPEAKER_03 16:44

It it's my biggest issue is like I can't touch the bottom of my own feet. You know, it's I just imagine you sitting in a chair.

SPEAKER_01 16:56

Now I want to see this. I want to get do this. It's like an it's sure they're used to stuff like that, though.

SPEAKER_03 17:08

Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. And I I I'm sure I could handle it. It's more honestly, the more firm the touch, the easier it is. It's if I'm like trying to scratch the bottom of my foot, you know, that that makes it really difficult. But well I would grabbing it, massaging it, I think I'd be okay.

SPEAKER_01 17:29

I think we definitely need to like do this someday.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

Buffalo gets pedicures.

SPEAKER_01 17:35

I want to witness it.

SPEAKER_03 17:37

Well, wouldn't Buffalo I want to witness it.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

Wouldn't witness it. Even with the paraffin, the paraffin. Oh my gosh. So good.

SPEAKER_03 17:45

So a single fin isn't good enough. We need a paraffins. You gotta have two of them.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

Well, fish need more than two fins.

SPEAKER_03 17:52

Yeah, that's true.

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They need the pectors.

SPEAKER_05 17:56

That like nibble a lot of things.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

Oh my god, I've never had one of those. I I'm a little nervous about that.

SPEAKER_05 18:02

Yeah, uh there's many paraffins in that one.

unknown 18:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:05

You know, Daphne, I I had heard they first tried it out with piranha. It had a very bad result. Those pedagogies were very bad.

SPEAKER_01 18:13

Yeah. Uh I knew that that was gonna happen. I knew one of you was gonna bring that up.

SPEAKER_02 18:18

Yep. What? Paraffins or piranha?

SPEAKER_04 18:21

Piranha. Piranha.

SPEAKER_01 18:25

So there's bears, beats, and battlestar galactica. And so it's paraffins, piranha, and what?

SPEAKER_03 18:32

Uh Parabola.

SPEAKER_04 18:34

Pedicures.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 18:36

There you go. That's a much better one.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

Alright, Jeff, I think you can start the game now.

SPEAKER_03 18:44

Alright, well, let's see if I can. So No, I can't start it. Sorry. You couldn't do it. I can't. I'm trying. We thought wrong. It's just like when you tried to count me in and I wasn't ready, you know? Uh tonight's game is a sequel.

SPEAKER_05 19:07

Uh I thought you were gonna say secret for a second. I was like, they kind of all are until we start.

SPEAKER_03 19:13

No, you're not gonna know what it is even after we're done with it.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 19:20

I had a different name for this game, but I realized later that I didn't like that name. Uh this game is called Banned Books. I remember this one. This is long titles of band names and book names, and it is your job to guess whether it is a band name or the title of a book. Um so we're going off the same list that we did before. We did 18 of them before, so I've still got um three hundred and eighty-two thousand. Um I just put every single band and book into a list. I didn't do any kind of curating. That that's uh no, I still got plenty to go, so.

SPEAKER_02 20:09

That's a flictionary level if it's 300 yes. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

Well, if you'd like to know something funny, I do have something really funny I can tell you. Sure. I wish I had a picture of it so I could share it.

SPEAKER_03 20:21

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 20:22

Cassidy, my cat, decided today to stick her head in one of the ferret tubes. And she and it's kind of to explain a ferret tube, it's basically a tube for ferrets. No, no, like a dry like a dryer vent tube is kind of the size of it. She got her head stuck and she ran around the house with it on her head. It was the most ridiculous thing because we're talking about a tube that's like seven or eight feet long, and it's ca causing all this noise. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And Chris said, Yeah, she got that stuck on her head. And he had no time to take a picture because she he was she was able to get it off her head.

SPEAKER_03 21:07

I did not realize you were gonna say it's seven or eight feet long. I thought it was gonna be, you know, maybe two feet, you know.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

No, it stretches to like 15 feet.

SPEAKER_06 21:19

But it was crazy Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:21

And we were just talking last night about how Oliver used to do that. And uh like, yeah, he did that back in the day. And then she doesn't Oliver Platt, that is.

SPEAKER_03 21:34

No, I didn't realize that.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

What about Olive his plat?

SPEAKER_03 21:41

No, she worked. No, that doesn't work. That didn't that that didn't work.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

That was a little bit goofy footed.

SPEAKER_06 21:48

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 21:52

All right. So how this will work is you will take turns choosing a number, I will Give you the corresponding title or name. What's that? What's the max number again? One hundred.

SPEAKER_05 22:12

That's a highest.

SPEAKER_03 22:12

And then all three of you will answer with your guess. Band or book. Um so we will go with the order that you are on my screen, which is different than it usually is. Pake, Jerry, and Daphne. So Peike, you may choose a number between one and a hundred.

SPEAKER_05 22:36

Thirty-seven.

SPEAKER_03 22:38

Thirty-seven.

SPEAKER_05 22:40

Why did she so upset about the one through a hundred idea?

SPEAKER_01 22:44

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 22:45

I don't know. It's just numbers, Daphne. You're gonna be fine.

SPEAKER_03 22:48

They can't hurt you. Promise. Well, they can if you're doing like calculus and that kind of stuff. Those hurt.

SPEAKER_02 22:56

On my next show, I will be doing calculus lessons.

SPEAKER_05 22:59

Excellent. Not this podcast, just the next show he he's on that he does. Not this one. We won't be inviting him back.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

You know what, Jerry? If you're doing calculus on this podcast, I'm gonna go ahead and get a note for me to skip the next episode.

SPEAKER_03 23:18

Daphne can't come to the podcast today.

SPEAKER_05 23:20

It's just gonna be Jerry recording himself solo in a Zoom room, just like, welcome to the Buffalo Buffalo Podcast. Today it's just me, and I'm gonna do calculus very far. It's all Jerry.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

So I take it, Jeff and Peggy, you'd like me to get you out of it too. Would you like me to get you out of it? Yes, you could write me a note. Using you. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 23:39

Doctor's note if I could.

SPEAKER_03 23:40

Yeah. Okay. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 23:42

I'll I'll take care of it.

SPEAKER_03 23:43

Yeah. Great. Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_05 23:45

Not like medical doctor, a doctor of philosophy.

SPEAKER_03 23:48

Oh, yeah, it's a good idea, yeah. Um possibly doolittle or even the doctor would be a good excuse. Yeah. Not devago. Alright. Number 37. Mr. Penumbra's 24-hour bookstore. Write down Band or Book.

SPEAKER_05 24:15

Nope. Yeah, you have to. Oh, I mean I guess you don't have to. We can't force you, but you won't get a point.

SPEAKER_03 24:23

Probably not, unless it's a trick question. Then maybe she'll be the only one to get a point.

SPEAKER_05 24:27

That is true.

SPEAKER_01 24:29

I am putting it on both one thing, one on one side, one on the other.

SPEAKER_05 24:34

Okay. Don't get them confused.

SPEAKER_01 24:39

Well, you're not as cool as me.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Oh, it's too bad, Pay.

SPEAKER_05 24:43

You have to be a certain level of cool to get a two-sided whiteboard.

SPEAKER_03 24:46

You must be this cool to use the two-sided whiteboard. Yeah.

unknown 24:50

Not that.

SPEAKER_03 24:51

Alright. If everybody is ready, you may show your answers. Jerry says boob. Paik says book. And Daphne says book. That is points across the board. Mr. Penumber's 24-hour bookstore is a novel by Robin Sloan.

SPEAKER_05 25:13

Is that like Joe's partner in crime?

SPEAKER_03 25:16

Uh might be, yeah. Robin Joe and Robin Sloan. And Robin Sloan.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

Peike, I I was gonna say that I appreciate your fancy writing on your whiteboard, but I think I have and now I don't want to say that because you're but then you already did, so by saying you wanted to say it, you did say it.

SPEAKER_03 25:42

She's just telling us what she wanted to say without actually saying it. Got it. Jerry, you may choose a number now. Number forty-seven. Number forty seven. Lucky number forty seven.

SPEAKER_06 25:57

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 25:58

Bodies in the gears of the apparatus. Bodies in the gears of the apparatus. Takes Jerry a long time to write four letters.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

It really does.

SPEAKER_03 26:14

Okay, please reveal your answers. Pake says band. Daphne says band, and Jerry says no. Oh, okay. Uh that is a band. That is a 2000s American grindcore band. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:35

You've heard of them?

SPEAKER_05 26:36

No, but I'm a familiar. I'm I'm familiar with the genre of grindcore.

SPEAKER_03 26:45

I listened yesterday while I was driving to work, which is about a half-hour commute. I listened to 387 grindcore songs.

SPEAKER_05 26:53

Yeah, yeah. Listen to some, you know, get in some grindcore albums on my way to work, got through like 50 of them.

SPEAKER_02 26:59

Yeah. Are they there are they like the fish antithesis that songs are really, really short?

SPEAKER_03 27:06

Extremely short. They're usually short bursts. Honest, honestly, a lot of them are under 30 seconds. And some of them are much shorter than that, like 10 seconds. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:17

Wow. Doesn't it take like Imagine that the you know, what is it?

SPEAKER_05 27:22

You go see them a set list. It's like 48 songs, and then that's that's when they're the opening act. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:29

One of the most famous grind core songs is Napalm Death's You Suffer, which is less than a it I think it's officially listed as two seconds, but most of that is just like the gap between tracks. Daphne, it is your choice.

SPEAKER_01 27:49

Thirteen. I have to pick 13, because if I don't pick 13, pick up.

SPEAKER_05 27:56

It's true. If my if my random number generator comes up with it first, which between one and a hundred, it's less likely that it would happen. Less likely. It could. One in a hundred.

SPEAKER_01 28:06

I can't trust you. I cannot trust you, so no.

SPEAKER_02 28:09

The chances are when you did it, one in a hundred.

SPEAKER_03 28:15

Number 13, Seagull screaming, kiss her, kiss her. Okay. Please reveal your answers. Jerry says band. Pake says band, and Daphne says band. That is points across the board again. Uh seagull screaming, kiss her, kiss her is a 90s Japanese indie rock band.

SPEAKER_05 28:42

Oh. Nice. Might have to make like a little playlist of like the bands that get points from these.

SPEAKER_03 28:57

Probably. Yeah. Just as I was looking up to see like who these bands are, you know, what genres there are. There's a lot of them that it's like. They released one demo in 2001. You know? Um after one time through, everybody has a perfect score.

SPEAKER_05 29:17

Yay.

SPEAKER_03 29:18

Way to go, everybody. Um last time we went to 10. At this rate, this will be we will get through that very quickly. But we will see. Uh we might even be able to get done with it before Jerry falls asleep. Although that's looking unlikely at this point. Alright, Pake, your choice. 68. Which is a band. Okay. 68. One day in the life of Ivan Denisovich. Okay. Okay. Please reveal your answers. That is book across the board. Pake, you know this author very well. This was a book written by Alexander Solzhenitsyn.

SPEAKER_05 30:17

Ah, yes.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

That is, yes, points across the board again. Has that happened ever? Uh this many times. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 30:31

Four times in a row, though.

SPEAKER_03 30:33

Yes, it happened the prior question, Jerry.

SPEAKER_01 30:37

Jeff, I think it's because we've spent so much time together, we now share a hive mind. Potentially. Oh no. And now we're gonna blow that up with this one. But you know.

SPEAKER_03 30:54

Jerry, please choose a number.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

Random number generator says Lucky number ninety-three.

SPEAKER_03 31:02

Lucky number ninety-three. Congratulations on your decision to become a pilot. That's a good look from Jerry there of just this like is this a training manual?

SPEAKER_01 31:20

I like that I have the words written so I'm not like writing over and over. It's just one or the other.

SPEAKER_05 31:27

It's one of those things though, like, because I do this sometimes if I go into like a bookstore or like some other like random little like kitschy place that has like random assortment of books. I will because I know there's a lot of bands that also take their names from book titles. And so I'll just read through the titles of the books on a shelf and be like, would that make a good band name? Would that be and then you get to those like self-help books, like things like that. It's like, wouldn't it be funny though if they did? Cooking on a budget. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 32:01

Yes. Get to know your 1984 Dodge Dart.

SPEAKER_01 32:07

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

Dodge Dart.

SPEAKER_01 32:10

What do you do? Do you do you take it out for dinner?

unknown 32:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 32:13

Do you take it on a date?

SPEAKER_03 32:16

Well, you wouldn't.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

Do you give it some high-price motor like motor oil for the engine?

SPEAKER_05 32:23

Yeah. It's gotta be a good vintage, though.

SPEAKER_02 32:27

Or was it like the other book I was thinking of is like like uh so you've decided to buy an 87 Hugo.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

Hugo's! Oh my gosh, Peggy won't remember them. They came before and they came and went before you were born.

SPEAKER_02 32:45

It was a Yugoslavia.

unknown 32:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:48

It was a um above all a three-speed manual transmission.

SPEAKER_01 32:55

It was a it was a choice. It was a choice.

SPEAKER_02 32:59

It was like the trembling chihuahua of cars.

SPEAKER_05 33:03

It was it kind of again like the antithesis were they trying to go against like the Nova?

SPEAKER_02 33:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:08

Which I don't know. Is it is it just urban myth, like urban legend, or is that urban myth? The whole thing like novas didn't sell because in in Spanish Nova means no go. Which it's true, but like also that's like a yeah.

SPEAKER_03 33:20

The two words Nova means no go. But yeah, Nova means new. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:29

So it's yeah, because I figure that's like an urban, but then it's like, but the you go, they were trying to like you know counteract that.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

You know what? We used to say you go, we go, you go, I'll go. We all go for you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a choice. It was definitely a choice.

SPEAKER_02 33:47

I think that car was like four thousand dollars in the eighties.

SPEAKER_01 33:50

It was probably even then it was too expensive.

SPEAKER_03 33:57

All right, if you are already, please reveal your answers. Daphne says book, Pake says book, Jerry says book. Congratulations on your decision to become a pilot was a 2000s US emo band.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

Oh, you know what? But at least we all went down together.

SPEAKER_03 34:20

Yes. All right, Daphne, please choose a number.

SPEAKER_01 34:30

Eleven.

SPEAKER_03 34:33

I remember you chose that one before the before we started the episode, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:38

I choose that number often with the three of you.

SPEAKER_03 34:43

Number eleven, the five blind boys of Mississippi.

SPEAKER_06 34:48

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03 34:54

All right. If you're already, please reveal your answers. Jerry says band. Pake says book. Oh, we're gonna combo breaker. And combo breaker. The five blind boys of Mississippi were fly five blind boys. Melissa Slippy were five blind boys who were from Mississippi. And they recorded gospel albums.

SPEAKER_01 35:23

Oh, interesting. Oh my.

SPEAKER_03 35:26

So that is points for Daphne and Jerry. I fell out of the hive mind. You did.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

It's okay. I'm gonna throw you a lifeline and pull you back in.

SPEAKER_05 35:38

Oh good. But now I'm tasting freedom, and I don't know if I want to. Pake. It is your choice. Uh let's go. 94.

SPEAKER_03 35:50

Number 94 has already been used in the past. 93. It was 93. In in the previous game.

SPEAKER_05 35:56

Oh, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 35:57

Previous game.

SPEAKER_05 35:58

Oh, so we have to remember what we did last year.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

You actually you don't, because they're completely re-randomized. So I just hit you.

SPEAKER_05 36:06

So there's just a bunch of numbers that you're just gonna say nope. Yep. Uh you can't have that. 76.

SPEAKER_03 36:12

76. Someone still loves you, Boris Yeltsin.

SPEAKER_01 36:21

Wow. Wow. That's a blast from the past.

SPEAKER_03 36:25

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

Boris Yeltsin. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 36:29

Alright. Everybody ready? Please reveal your answers. Jerry says book. Daphne says book. Pake says band. We are back to Tive. So why are you doing that? Who still loves you, Boris Yeltsin? Was a 2000s UNG indie pop band. Wow.

SPEAKER_05 36:52

I kinda I like I had the guess that it was a band, but also I Hive Mind was still a little there. I knew they were both gonna say book, so I had to go the other way to try to bring it back in.

SPEAKER_03 37:06

Yeah. Alright. I forgot to mention earlier, but I'll say now, after two and one third times through, everybody is tied at five. And I think I just said every money.

SPEAKER_05 37:20

You did say everyone. Every money is tied at five. Every money is tied. So that's every money is just five now. Just denominations of five.

SPEAKER_03 37:28

You want to buy something? It's five. Sweet. Five what? Five. Five. Five. Yeah. Alright, Jerry.

SPEAKER_05 37:39

Housing market now's the time to get on it.

SPEAKER_03 37:42

Lucky number twenty-six. Lucky number twenty-six. Paris is always a good idea.

SPEAKER_02 37:52

By my understanding, Pokemon is that's not a good rule in Pokemon.

SPEAKER_05 37:57

No, I mean not like against a fire type.

SPEAKER_03 38:02

Is Paris the name of a Pokemon? It is. I'm not familiar with that one.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

Got mushrooms on his back, right?

SPEAKER_03 38:09

Mm-hmm. Well, the difference is the mushrooms.

SPEAKER_02 38:12

Yeah, the difference is the mushrooms, okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:15

As we learned in the case, I think we determined that a long time ago.

SPEAKER_05 38:18

Paris without the mushrooms is just a hermit crab.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

Honestly. Alright, please reveal your answers. Pake says book. Jerry says book. Daphne says book. That is points across the board for the high money.

SPEAKER_05 38:35

Back in step. I got it.

SPEAKER_03 38:39

Paris is always a good idea, is a romantic comedy written by Jen McKinley.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

Wonderful. Thank you for the education. I would like number 26, please.

SPEAKER_03 38:51

Number 26. Paris is always a good idea.

SPEAKER_05 38:57

I was like, we literally just did that one.

SPEAKER_01 39:02

And what time is it on my coast right now when we're recording this? Let's remember.

SPEAKER_03 39:08

She owns the coast.

SPEAKER_02 39:09

She owns now. Well, she owns the city.

SPEAKER_03 39:12

Your coast is 1220.

SPEAKER_02 39:15

Well, Daphne owns. No, you already chose number 11 too.

SPEAKER_05 39:19

No, I don't think you're 20 minutes behind me, Daphne. I don't think that's how that works.

SPEAKER_02 39:23

No, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_05 39:24

Time zones do not work that way.

SPEAKER_02 39:26

Daphne owns the you know, the entire eastern seaboard. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 39:32

Yeah, and she just changed the time from 1220 to 11.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Excellent.

SPEAKER_05 39:36

It's really gonna mess up a lot of people's days tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 39:40

Are they gonna make are they is she gonna make everybody say that's a good thing you done, Daphne? That's a good thing you done? You get that reference.

SPEAKER_01 39:47

Jerry, you have hit your microphone no last in the last minute.

SPEAKER_02 39:54

I have not touched a thing.

SPEAKER_01 39:57

He has, Jeff. I've heard it.

SPEAKER_03 39:59

I'll look at I'll look at the I'll look at the receipts later.

SPEAKER_01 40:04

I've heard it! He got so excited a second ago that he banged it.

SPEAKER_03 40:10

Jeff, uh Jeff, can we have number one, please? We can. Number one, my life with a thrill kill cult.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 40:22

You're already, please reveal. Jerry says banned, Paike says banned, Daphne says book. My life with a thrill kill cult was a 90s US electro industrial band.

SPEAKER_01 40:36

I just wanted the freedom.

SPEAKER_03 40:41

How does it taste?

SPEAKER_01 40:43

So good.

SPEAKER_03 40:48

Okay, pistachio flavored. Freedom tastes like pistachios?

SPEAKER_01 40:53

No.

SPEAKER_03 40:53

That feels like a band name. Uh Pake, your turn.

SPEAKER_04 41:04

Ninety. Ninety. Ninety.

SPEAKER_03 41:09

Number ninety. Hello, I am a witch, and my crush wants me to make a love potion. They're polite. Yes. Jerry, are you okay? Uh okay, please reveal your answers. Jerry says book, Daphne says book, Paige says book. Hello, I am a witch and my crush wants me to make a love potion is a manga by Iiko Mutsushana. Yes, that is a book. Points across the board. Jerry Fifty Fity.

SPEAKER_02 42:06

Lucky number fifty.

SPEAKER_03 42:08

Lucky number fifty. Okay, I'm gonna take a deep breath before I pronounce this one. Recite this one. Today the sky is blue and white with bright blue spots and a small pale moon, and I will destroy our relationship today. Just in case you missed that, today the sky is blue and white with bright blue spots and a small pale moon, and I will destroy our relationship today.

SPEAKER_05 42:33

It started and ended with today. A book ended it.

SPEAKER_03 42:36

Yes. Does that make it a book?

SPEAKER_05 42:39

Is it a yeah, is it an ant? I don't know. I was gonna say the Hello I Am a Witch one sounded like a Chuck Tingle book if he decided to make it dirty.

SPEAKER_06 42:48

Oh my god! Yes!

SPEAKER_02 42:52

I don't want to make Chuck Tingle. No, thank you.

SPEAKER_06 42:56

No.

SPEAKER_05 42:56

No thank you. I was like, it sounds like a book if he decided to go like, what if I just made one that's actually just kind of pleasant and nice and doesn't have to do with anyone pounding anyone in the butt? And it wouldn't be a Chuck Tingle book. It wouldn't be a Chuck Tingle book at that point.

SPEAKER_01 43:11

No, and and it certainly doesn't sound like an Aaron Poregard book either.

SPEAKER_03 43:16

No, no, it doesn't. Oh gosh. All right. If everybody is ready, please reveal your answers. Jerry says book, Daphne says book, Pake says book. We are deep in the hive mind. That is a book written by Teo Lynn. I know nothing about it.

SPEAKER_01 43:44

Featuring Chuck Tingle. Oh man.

SPEAKER_03 43:49

All right. Daphne, please choose a number.

SPEAKER_01 43:54

Sixty-nine.

SPEAKER_03 43:56

Nice. The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society Ready Well Jerry is just quick drama right now.

SPEAKER_05 44:13

Either he wrote that book or he's in that band. He knows.

SPEAKER_03 44:21

All right, please reveal your answers. Daphne says band, Jerry says Pake says band. The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society is a historical novel by Mary Ann Schaefer and Annie Barrows turned into a movie. It is not a band, though.

SPEAKER_02 44:45

I remember because I remember asking my teacher about that book in like the third grade.

SPEAKER_03 44:51

Really? I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 44:53

Wow. It's an old book if I remember right, right?

SPEAKER_03 44:57

It is not, I don't believe you were in the third grade in 2008.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

Maybe there was something about a potato peel society. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 45:08

I don't know. But oh my gosh. Man.

SPEAKER_02 45:20

No, I swear to God, I I remember hearing something about a potato peel society book. I don't know. You're gonna have to look it up. So if I was in third grade in 2009, you'd be 25.

SPEAKER_05 45:34

You'd be 25, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

So I got so that means I would have got my uh got my civil engineering degree when I was, let's see, negative um negative 14. Nice.

unknown 45:50

Cool.

SPEAKER_05 45:51

Cool. That's a real go-getter.

SPEAKER_02 45:55

I got a degree before I even existed.

SPEAKER_03 45:58

Yeah. That's pretty impressive. Yes. Uh that's right. That is that was Daphne's. So after what have we done now? Four rounds. What have we done? What have we done? What have we done? Jerry is in the lead 988.

SPEAKER_01 46:23

One more point, we'll win it!

SPEAKER_03 46:25

Yep. Paik! It is your choice. Number two. Two This is a good one. Sweet Carter, the unstoppable sex machine. All right. Paik's vacillating. Okay, please reveal your answers. Jerry says band, Daphne says band, Pake says band. Carter, the unstoppable sex machine was a nineties English indie rock band. That is points across the board. However, because Jerry is only twenty five years old and remembers the Potato Peel Society from third grade, Jerry wins the game.

SPEAKER_01 47:20

Jerry's just having this like remembering things that didn't exist.

SPEAKER_03 47:26

False memories now.

SPEAKER_01 47:28

Were you a time traveler, Jerry? I I'm sure that your teacher was quite surprised that you knew of a book that didn't exist yet.

SPEAKER_02 47:41

I swear to God.

unknown 47:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:43

Maryland? Idaho? Thank you. Never mind.

SPEAKER_03 47:52

I don't know. I cannot help you with that. Please let us know if you figure it out. Um or maybe this is one of those like um Mandela effect things. Probably, yes. You know? Where you swear that it existed and was written by Stan and Jan Bernstein.

SPEAKER_05 48:10

Mm-hmm. You know? Nelson Mandela had a potato society?

SPEAKER_01 48:17

Of course he did.

SPEAKER_03 48:19

Of course he did, sure.

SPEAKER_01 48:22

Jeff, thank you for that really fun game.

SPEAKER_03 48:24

Thank you for to playing my game.

SPEAKER_01 48:27

And Jerry. I understand we have some feedback.

SPEAKER_02 48:32

Yes, we have one piece of feedback from again, my brother. Thank you, Tim. It's on episode 88. We're not going to tell you where she's pointing. Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 48:48

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_02 48:50

He says This episode's title is going to be a classic. Cold trip down memory lane.

SPEAKER_03 48:59

Does he have memories of where Daphne was pointing?

SPEAKER_02 49:04

No, it's good. It's because we're going. That's the memory we were going like who did what title.

SPEAKER_03 49:10

Yes. Yes. No, I know. Yeah.

unknown 49:14

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

It's always fun to look back at that.

SPEAKER_03 49:17

It is. It's always a good time to look back and go, wow, we were really funny sometimes. Only sometimes, not all the time. You know, stopped clock and that kind of thing.

SPEAKER_02 49:30

Yeah. Yeah, stop clock is only right once a day.

SPEAKER_01 49:34

If only you could be as funny.

SPEAKER_05 49:36

Well, if it's a digital clock and you're going by military time. Yes, I guess so, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

If only you were as funny as you thought you were.

SPEAKER_02 49:47

Well, I I have been told by my coworker that I am my own best audience.

SPEAKER_01 49:52

You probably are.

SPEAKER_03 49:52

And we could ask Levi what they think about your I have been told that I have the perfect face for radio. So, I mean, that's you know, I think I'm in the right media here. Yeah. Yeah.

unknown 50:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 50:08

Well, if you like what you've heard, you can find us at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast.com or on Facebook and Instagram at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast. We are Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_05 50:20

And so are you.

SPEAKER_01 50:21

Until next time.

SPEAKER_05 50:23

Bye, every money.

SPEAKER_00 50:27

Do you have your blue tooth?

SPEAKER_05 50:29

I bought it for five.

SPEAKER_00 50:31

It's buffaloo, buffaloo, buffaloo, buffaloo, yeah.