BBP 95: Tunabrow

Do you think you know how to make the best of a bad situation?  Come find out if you can best the Buffaloes at this one.  Pake shows us how.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

Live from the bank of the little Sakachee River off of Hilda Road in Hilda, South Carolina. It's Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_01 0:15

It's Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 0:24

Welcome once again to the Buffalo Buffalo Podcast. It is a podcast. I am the game master this week, Paik, and joined as always, no matter how hard we try to switch it up, it'll never happen. Daphne, Jeff, and Jerry here as well. Hi, gang. Hello.

SPEAKER_00 0:44

How are you, Paik?

SPEAKER_02 0:46

I'm good. It didn't pick up on any of the audio, but Jeff seemed exceedingly uh. Jeff had his mic muted, thankfully, because pleased by that intro. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 0:58

Now is this Hilda Road or Hilda Street? Both.

SPEAKER_05 1:06

Oh my god. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:12

Hilda Hilda is I I just was watching that clip the other day, too. Oh my god. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 1:21

I I I didn't have any kind of reaction to that because I don't even know what the hell's going on. Jerry has no clue.

SPEAKER_02 1:26

Dimension 20 references right over Jerry's head most of the time. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:31

Jerry operates in three dimensions, not 20. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:35

So I knew that it had something to do with Dimension 20 because Peike has talked about it before, or one of you have talked about it, and it was in my head. And so I assumed it had something to do with dropout likely Dimension 20.

SPEAKER_04 1:50

We'll pull up a clip later after we're done recording and educate you more on that. Wonderful.

SPEAKER_00 1:56

Is this like last week when you shared with me the opening of the Oscars? Because I was gonna love it.

SPEAKER_04 2:03

I knew that, you know, as soon as I when I was watching the Oscars, as soon as Conan came up in full Amy Madigan makeup, I was like, oh Daphne, I hope Daphne's watching, and if not, she's going to love this.

unknown 2:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:17

Oh, you're talking about the Ank Gladys makeup? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

Yes. Yes. It was great. So amazing. I watched it and just was clapping and happy and joyous.

SPEAKER_04 2:32

It's very old news by this point, but you know, congratulations to Amy Madigan. Because you know, she was fantastic.

SPEAKER_02 2:40

Yeah. Yeah. That was that was a great way to kick off that night. Absolutely. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 2:44

Horror movies got some love at the Oscars. It did, you know. Sinners won a couple of Oscars, I think four total, including Michael B. Jordan.

SPEAKER_05 2:53

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 2:54

And Autumn. I cannot pronounce her last name, but she was cinematographer.

SPEAKER_04 3:00

Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah. Uh no, I've I've forgotten her last name. First female cinematographer to win an Oscar.

SPEAKER_00 3:07

Yeah. Um. Pretty amazing. So yeah. And adjacent, we have K pop Demon Hunters, which is a Run for your Lives movie that we covered. And not exactly horror, but kind of adjacent, and we covered it.

SPEAKER_04 3:25

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

I was happy that.

SPEAKER_03 3:27

Yeah. But not Cape Cod Demon Hunters.

SPEAKER_04 3:29

Not the Cape Cod Demon Hunters.

SPEAKER_00 3:32

That's an episode of this podcast. Please go somewhere and nominate it for an award of some kind.

SPEAKER_02 3:39

I know there are submitted for years. I work with at the school. He was very appreciative of that title. He really liked the Cape Cod Demon Hunters title. He thought that was very funny.

SPEAKER_00 4:03

I mean, if you look at the titles that we have named that episodes have been named, I mean it it's it's kind of a potpourri of madness if you look at it. Or a con a cornucopia of madness, if you look at them collectively.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

And I will accept all the thanks for that idea. You're welcome, Jerry.

SPEAKER_04 4:26

You're welcome. I'll take I'll take I'll also take the thanks. I had nothing to do with it, but you can thank me anyways.

SPEAKER_02 4:34

Well take it.

SPEAKER_03 4:36

Well, thank you for like just saying the words that become the title sometimes.

SPEAKER_00 4:41

Well, you know, Jerry, I can't help it. It just slides right out.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

That has to be one of my favorites.

SPEAKER_00 4:51

So I have a story. It's kind of ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 4:54

Speaking of sliding out.

SPEAKER_00 4:58

Um I went to the dentist today for a cleaning, and I I don't think I even told you guys that I found out I grind my teeth, and so I have to get a night guard.

SPEAKER_03 5:15

So they just have to have someone standing right by you making sure that you don't grind your teeth.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

And wake me up as soon as you can.

SPEAKER_04 5:21

Every time you start, they just go, No, because you get one of those Buckingham Palace guards. You know, they're not allowed to talk, but they just like you know, hit you with their whatever it is, stack or call bird or whatever they have there.

SPEAKER_00 5:33

Yeah. So um they had to like they didn't do impressions, but they did this thing. And I don't even remember what it was.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

They should stick to their day jobs.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

They start doing impressions while they're trying to, you know, take care of your teeth.

SPEAKER_00 5:54

Um it kind of looks like Invisalign. Yes. It's very small. It goes on So I just got it today. However, then they asked me when I when they when they gave it to me, they did not give it to me. I had to pay for this. It is not cheap.

SPEAKER_05 6:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 6:13

Um, they asked me if I wanted the 3D printout and I'm like, what are you what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_04 6:21

Oh my God. Oh no. Oh my gosh. Daphne has her own teeth on the slide.

SPEAKER_00 6:29

So bizarre. Um, yeah, it's it's interesting. They they don't quite look like I am. I don't know. I mean, I don't think about it very much.

SPEAKER_04 6:39

I haven't looked at your teeth as a as a like separate object before. Yeah. Interesting.

SPEAKER_00 6:46

Um, it's very bizarre. Um but when I was at the front desk and hi, front desk lady, if you are listening to this episode, um I was talking about it being a point of discussion on this podcast because it's bizarre to me. This this whole like print out. They told me not to lose them because um if I ever lose my night guard, I might need to have a new one.

SPEAKER_04 7:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:15

And I'm like, okay. So I'll just leave it.

SPEAKER_04 7:17

Sometimes they wander off. Thankfully, you also have the original like currently in your mouth.

SPEAKER_00 7:22

So exactly, right?

SPEAKER_04 7:25

Don't lose those either. If you can help.

SPEAKER_00 7:27

So I was talking to the lady at the front desk and she said, I've got a really funny story to tell you. And she said that she lives in a hundred-year-old house. That is funny. And there's more to it, don't you?

SPEAKER_02 7:42

Does it end with the aristocrats?

SPEAKER_00 7:44

No.

SPEAKER_02 7:45

Oh, okay.

unknown 7:46

No.

SPEAKER_00 7:47

So she lives in a hundred-year-old house, and she had kept, she had this, she had a copy of her teeth, like like this. And they they're in two pieces, so it's like it's it's like dentures in some weird way. Um she was moving some things around in her house, and all of a sudden, when she moved the teeth off the shelf, they were sitting there kind of like they were attached, with the top part open.

SPEAKER_04 8:24

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_00 8:25

She doesn't really she doesn't really know how that happened, and it's never happened since.

SPEAKER_02 8:30

And then they started chattering like a toy.

unknown 8:32

No.

SPEAKER_00 8:33

So I said, Oh, so what you're telling me is you live in a haunted house.

SPEAKER_05 8:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:39

And she said, Yeah, I think so. And so that was what she told me. And I'm like, uh, I think I'm gonna find a place for these, so they're not on my desk, they're here for now. Yes, but it's kind of distracting to have them there.

SPEAKER_04 8:54

Um you know what you should do is you should paint them red and put little feet on them so that they can, you know, walk around on your desk. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

No, I don't know about that, Jeff. I I think that's a little too far. I did get freaked out though, when the the dentist came in and he's like, okay, so we're gonna see if this fits. And he puts the the guard in my mouth and pushes down and it snaps so hard that I'm like, oh my god, it's never gonna come. What am I supposed to do? I have to do a podcast tonight. This thing permanently on there.

SPEAKER_02 9:34

Let's say you get that grinder onto your teeth now.

SPEAKER_00 9:37

Yeah, there'll be no grinding. That doesn't sound right. No.

unknown 9:40

No.

SPEAKER_00 9:41

No.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

Well, she said she found out she grinds her teeth, so it's like, is that part of like sleepwalking? You wake because you've got to have it plugged in. So like just unplug the grinder. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

I do sleepwalk. Like, sleep it. We've talked I'm quite sure we've talked about this before. Um, but I was able to get it off and put it back on, so it's not as bad. But for some reason, when he first put it in, it scared the shit out of me because I'm like, oh my god, it's never coming off.

SPEAKER_04 10:08

Uh next one.

SPEAKER_00 10:09

So that was my my day. It was kind of ridiculous. Um yeah, and I have these teeth now, and I will be moving them because I I don't think I want them sitting right here. But I kept them here so I could tell you about them.

unknown 10:26

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_02 10:27

I had a pretty fun day too, but it makes a really boring story. I ate a burger and I played disc golf and I watched a movie. I watched a book. That was what I did today.

unknown 10:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:40

Um one thing I did. Oh actually, what I was gonna say, the one thing I did at the dentist, uh uh, it was a while back when I had my implant for my front tooth done. Because I had um the was it the veneer broke off, and then they said, Oh, it's it's it's done. Yeah. And so they said, Okay, we're gonna do an implant. They removed the thing, and then they put in um the the little graft graft and everything, and then they put in these uh ta like rivets almost itty bitty rivets, and then they did a s a 3D scan of my head so they would so they could see that it was placed placed correctly. And I got to see a 3D scan of my own skull.

SPEAKER_02 11:23

Interesting.

SPEAKER_00 11:24

That's you know what? I think that that that works out well, Jerry, because you might be the only person I know that would get excited about seeing a 3D imprint of their skull.

SPEAKER_02 11:39

Did you get a copy of that to take home to look at?

SPEAKER_00 11:41

I Yeah, do you have a copy of your skull? No, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Oh you can just hold it up and go like, alas, poor Yary.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

There it is.

SPEAKER_04 11:52

Oh gosh. Let's see. Um that's stupid. It's very stupid. That's kind of stupid. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 12:07

If if it makes me laugh, then it has to be pretty funny because you know that I'm incredibly critical of the three of you. Really when it comes. Uh yes, I am.

SPEAKER_05 12:19

That's true.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

I expect I expect more out of you. That's why, Jerry, when I say no, Jerry, it's because I expect more. The bar is up here. You are going to have to step up if you want to get any reaction out of me.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

You must be at least this funny to make Daphne laugh. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

And somehow, alas, poor Yeri is above that bar. I think it's somehow it is.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

Well, it's because Bill Shakespeare is British.

SPEAKER_04 12:55

So, you know.

SPEAKER_02 12:56

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 13:01

Yeah, and yes, I do call him Bill. Yeah. He and I he and I are pretty close.

SPEAKER_00 13:07

Are you? Do you go back in time often to talk to him about Othello and the hamnet? And the hamnet.

SPEAKER_05 13:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 13:17

Yeah, that was fun. In the uh in the uh group text this week.

SPEAKER_04 13:23

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

All the fun.

SPEAKER_04 13:28

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 13:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

I have decided that from now on, and I've actually been doing this for a while, I'm gonna go ahead and say things that I know that you're gonna react to, and I'm gonna say them in that specific way just so you can. Because it's much more fun for me when I do that.

SPEAKER_04 13:48

If we can entertain you. She's in the acceptance stage. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

I like being entertained sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 13:56

Yeah. What's what was the one that you did this evening now? I'm trying to remember. Oh, it was uh to for us to be alert. And you were like, go ahead, go ahead. I know you're gonna go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 14:08

Yeah.

unknown 14:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:09

I'm expecting it.

SPEAKER_03 14:10

And I said, yeah, we all need to be alerts.

SPEAKER_00 14:14

Well, because honestly, it's much more of a competition in that way. Yes. Because then it's who can be the funniest.

SPEAKER_03 14:23

It's like it's hard to be funny on commando.

SPEAKER_00 14:28

No, not with you guys.

SPEAKER_04 14:30

Honestly, it is though. We have explored this in the past with hashtag. There have been many games on this podcast. When it's like, hey, the gate the goal of this game is to be funny. We're all like, I don't know what to do anymore. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 14:45

We've we've seen it many times, and we will see it again today. So I'm excited.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

Well, that sounds like the perfect segue into what Paik is putting us through tonight. Although, oh my god, that means my game is next week, and I wait.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

At least you're remembering it now, and I had completely forgotten, and I haven't been home all day, so I just had to wing something and put it together. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 15:13

Uh Pake, I did remind you.

SPEAKER_02 15:15

Like a week ago. That's forever.

SPEAKER_00 15:18

I cannot hold your look. I cannot hold your hand.

SPEAKER_02 15:23

No, because your arm is not that long. It's really not.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

No. But I can't hold your hand all the time.

SPEAKER_02 15:31

No, it's impractical.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

And make sure that you know. I mean, I can only do so much. Your brain has to do a little work on its own.

SPEAKER_04 15:40

Yeah, but I don't think it is. It won't. It's a nice idea, Daphne.

SPEAKER_02 15:46

You know, in a perfect world. Yes. So I was like, earlier today, as in like a couple hours ago, uh, I was like, oh shit, I don't have a game. Um, and then I was like, Do I have any ideas written down? No. So then I just start frantically looking around my apartment.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

Uh because that works, right? Creativity flows that way.

SPEAKER_04 16:10

For me, my last game, I had an idea, but it kind of fell through. I'm still hoping to make it work eventually. But if you know, suddenly it was whatever, the day before we were recording, and I'm like, oh yeah, I haven't figured up a backup for that, so let me just go through all of my past games and find which one I can do a sequel on.

SPEAKER_02 16:31

Yeah, I thought about maybe doing that. Uh but I I I figured out because we did the the pitchstorm one recently, and I was like, you know what? Let's let's find a way to incorporate some more card games that then other people can go out and buy if they enjoy them after hearing buffaloed versions of them. Yeah, so that's what we're doing. How did you know? We're doing solitaire this week.

unknown 16:57

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_02 16:59

Now this is a uh wonderful, and I say wonderful, I've never played it. It's just been sitting in the box for a couple years now, I think. Um but uh it comes to us from Rhett and Link of Good Mythical Morning uh YouTube fame. Yes. Uh it is their card game called We're Still Good. We're gonna do kind of a a certain version of it. So it's initially set up kind of like Cards Against Humanity. I will bring you a scenario. There's a blank in the scenario, it's like, oh no, this thing is happening, and there's a blank involved. Um then you guys don't have the cards in your hands to decide which one fits the scenario the best. So I'm gonna just like play three of them myself and then decide which one I think works the best. But the way that this goes, so that's like Cards Against Humanity is picking the card that makes the scenario the funniest, where this game takes another little turn, and where you will need your whiteboards today, is then once we have ruined this situation, the scenario is bad because of whatever card has been played, as the game title suggests, we're still good because I need you guys to fix the situation and make it okay. So you will write down on your whiteboards the bright side, the silver lining of the situation. So, you know, we go outside and it's raining, pouring down rain, except it's not water, it's play a card, meatballs. And it's just like, well, how do you make that better? Well then you go on your whiteboards and be like, but luckily, you know, we're still good. It's spaghetti night.

SPEAKER_05 18:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

And I'll let you all kind of play at the same time.

SPEAKER_04 18:41

It's similar to one of the games in, I think it's the latest Jackbox party pack.

SPEAKER_02 18:45

Yeah, it's kind of like the opposite of the ruining it game, except there then the last round of that one is then making something better. So it's kind of the last round of that game, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:54

Yeah. Okay. Awesome. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:59

I guess we will get to it. I guess we will. First card, you just stepped in a giant pile of blank. Okay. And I'm gonna pull three cards and then I'll decide which one seems the best one. Do this one. Alright. That way I give myself some options, because usually they're the kind of cards that people play what they think feels best. No, you just stepped in a giant pile of heavy replica battle axes. But we're okay, we're still good because all of the silence.

SPEAKER_04 19:51

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 19:52

I love these games.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

I get to edit so much. All of the editing. Uh, can you repeat the scenario one last time, please?

SPEAKER_02 20:07

You just stepped in a giant pile of heavy replica battle axes.

SPEAKER_04 20:14

I'm trying to come up with something funny as opposed to just like well, that makes sense. You know. Right.

SPEAKER_02 20:23

Dun dun dun dun copy, right? So I had to stop there and change the tune a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 20:33

Would they actually get us for that little bit? I don't know. Okay, but I'm not fucking with Ken Jennings. Neither is anybody.

SPEAKER_02 20:43

I don't know. I haven't paid attention to Jeopardy yet.

SPEAKER_00 20:46

Okay. Okay, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

Alright. Let's reveal your answers. Okay. How are we making this situation better? Ooh, we've got novels. No, uh. Daphne says, but it's okay because you're wearing stainless steel boots and it's a LARPing weekend to recreate the final battle of Braveheart.

SPEAKER_05 21:06

Nice.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

That's good. Jeff says, we're still good because I'm on my way to the Renfair. Got plenty. You can pass on. And then uh they are chocolate axes and you have a sweet tube. I mean, they must be like really if they're heavy, made of chocolate.

SPEAKER_03 21:22

Heavy chocolate.

SPEAKER_02 21:25

Um I'm gonna do the same thing I kind of did recently, where I'm not gonna tell you who gets the point. Because that way you'll just kind of have to see.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

Will you tell us at the end?

SPEAKER_02 21:39

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

Cause I wanna know. Because I'm trying really hard.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

Unless, like, I don't know, do listeners want to hear who wins each round? They might want to know.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

They probably do, because by the time we get to the end, they're gonna have forgotten what each one was.

SPEAKER_02 21:52

Right. Yep. Um, yeah, okay. Well y'all stop listening for a minute. No, and the players not.

SPEAKER_04 22:00

I mean you could give that one you could mute your zoom and say it.

SPEAKER_02 22:05

That is true. I could.

SPEAKER_04 22:07

Because the recording will have it.

SPEAKER_02 22:09

Yeah. That way you guys are just kind of playing, you're not getting too competitive. Maybe I want you to be competitive, but I don't know. What do we think? We think that it's your decision. Daphne got that point.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

I'm so proud of it, because I'll probably not get another point, but I'm really proud of that answer.

SPEAKER_04 22:30

Every time you say that, you run away.

SPEAKER_00 22:33

No. It's remember it's late at night for me when we record this.

SPEAKER_04 22:40

Yeah, but it's later for Jerry somehow.

SPEAKER_00 22:43

I know.

SPEAKER_04 22:43

It's already hours earlier.

SPEAKER_03 22:45

It's later. Jerry's been up since 5 a.m.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

Whose fault is that?

SPEAKER_03 22:52

Um, I had a work thing. I told you about it already. Whose fault is that for having work?

SPEAKER_00 22:58

What time did you have to be to the office, Jerry?

SPEAKER_03 23:01

Uh seven, but I take an hour to get ready in the morning and then I had to go do a bakery direct. I was assigned a task.

SPEAKER_00 23:11

Okay, so let me say this. Uh Pake, what time when you're leaving to be somewhere and it takes you ten minutes to get there and the thing is at noon, what time do you get up?

SPEAKER_02 23:22

What time do I get up? If I have to be somewhere at noon and it takes me ten minutes to get there. Well, the way I work, I would if I have to be somewhere at noon, I set my alarm for 11. And then I hit snooze until about eleven thirty-five.

SPEAKER_04 23:39

So for me, I mean it's a little bit different if it's noon. That's pretty late to be just hanging in bed, but I mean No, it's not. So I'm just gonna shift it and say if I have to be somewhere at 10 and it takes me half an hour to get there, then I set my alarm for about 8.15, snooze about eight times, and then lay in bed and play on my phone until I'm 10 minutes late. Jerry is just like, why am I playing with these people?

SPEAKER_00 24:18

My I wanted Peg to say that because mine is very similar to his. I am I start with what time do I need to leave?

SPEAKER_04 24:27

And I We're boring, Jerry.

SPEAKER_00 24:31

Deduct. I deduct they like the time it takes me to get ready, underestimating the amount of time it takes for me to get ready. Plus hitting snooze multiple times. Um, yeah, I relate to that so much.

SPEAKER_02 24:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

It's how I am.

SPEAKER_02 24:49

Okay. Alright, so I liked two of these cards a lot, so we're gonna do the same scenario twice in a row with different uh out like different uh pile. Yeah, because I I really liked both of these, and I was like, I'm gonna do both of them because one of them just fits really well, so we'll do that first one. Uh you finally opened that weird tiny door in your attic and discovered the smallest attorney with the smallest little briefcase.

SPEAKER_04 25:20

Makes me think of uh Josh Rubin and his world's largest businessman. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

I don't know how you make this one funny.

SPEAKER_04 25:30

So that's why I picked the other one.

SPEAKER_02 25:33

I don't, yeah. I don't but I was like, but it's just the tiny little door with the small tiny attorney with the little I was like, it's just all the tinies. So I picked the other one. Who's a window Tony? Oh sue. Who's gonna sue them all? Uh okay.

SPEAKER_03 25:53

So how do we make this better?

SPEAKER_02 25:55

Yeah. I don't know, but it's up to you at this point.

SPEAKER_03 26:00

So we step in a pile of little lawyers.

SPEAKER_02 26:04

No, but I mean, if you want to.

SPEAKER_04 26:07

There's no pot. This isn't I when you said you'd drawn two cards and you were gonna do two of them, I thought it was another pile one.

SPEAKER_02 26:14

Yeah, no more piles. Okay. Okay. The scenario was it's all opening when you have no more piles. No, you don't want piles. No. Absolutely. And I kept two cards for that. We'll do the tiny door twice. Oh, I can't do that. Oh, okay. The first one is the tiny lawyer with the tiny briefcase.

SPEAKER_00 26:33

No, I gotta change my answer. See, you see? That's why I asked.

SPEAKER_04 26:37

Yeah. No, I was I was confused.

SPEAKER_02 26:42

We've moved on from piles.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

We used enough preparation H to get rid of those piles. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

I haven't heard of piles in a while.

SPEAKER_02 26:53

It's still in Styles. Yes. Harry Styles? Harry Styles has piles? He he might. I don't know. I'm not too up to date on his medical history. Yeah. Styles has too up to date on his anus. Yeah. I haven't checked my my Harry Styles anus watch in a while. What did you write it on your wrist? Or what it would yes, it's it's actually you got it done at Daphne's dentist. They made the mold.

SPEAKER_04 27:26

This is getting worse.

SPEAKER_03 27:30

Like we ever make it better.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

How do we make this one better? How do we make this better? Yeah. A mold. Yeah, how do we fix a mold of Harry Styles anus that you wear on your wrist?

SPEAKER_04 27:45

Okay, let's let's Okay. I have to be thinking about this one now.

SPEAKER_00 27:53

I did it. I can't.

SPEAKER_02 27:55

This tiny lawyer has some secrets. This isn't very funny. But yeah, this one's not a great one. I just liked the small on small on small.

SPEAKER_00 28:09

I I like what I came up with. I think it's funny.

SPEAKER_02 28:13

As a challenge. And then we'll do the other thing that you can find in the tiny little attic door that I like better. Okay. Okay, one second. I have to rewrite a bit of this. Well, hopefully you can read this. You can't stop thinking about Harry Styles. It's true. Styles piles. Mm-hmm. Put that in the files.

SPEAKER_00 28:33

You can read it for miles.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 28:36

There's a lot of other words that rhyme by the streets. There are. I don't know how much. But I was busy writing, so. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Alright. Again, I don't know how this is a problem. But uh, let's see. We've got this smallest attorney with a smallest little briefcase, and Jerry says, sorry, he's already the attorney for Peter Dinklage, but he can give you a great referral. Nice. Uh Jeff says, We're still good because I'm planning to serve the ants with an eviction note. I don't like that. Daphne says, uh, who will grant you three wishes if you promise to deliver him to Saul Goodman? Nice. That's nice. I like it. Alright. But I will. But. Um I will give that one to Jeff. I do like that a lot.

SPEAKER_00 29:24

I thought mine was better.

SPEAKER_02 29:27

You have self-confidence. That's good.

SPEAKER_03 29:29

Can you give me a referral for Betsy Kettleman?

SPEAKER_02 29:32

For some odd reason. Alright. So now this time we are using the same initial setup scenario card, because I like this one better. You finally opened that weird tiny door in your attic and discovered there's no miniature attorney now. Instead, in this door is a beautiful meadow infested with spiders. But we're still good because what? The third card I pulled was crusty underwear, and I didn't really want to go down that road too much. Crusty the clown's underwear? Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 30:08

We've been through it enough with the piles.

SPEAKER_02 30:17

Yeah, I was I was starting to wonder to turn it into a game, and the listeners are gonna be sick of it. How many times can I say the words Harry Styles Anus before it gets too uncomfortable?

SPEAKER_00 30:27

I don't know. You just said it again.

SPEAKER_02 30:29

The answer is one. One is enough, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:35

Alright, I am good to go.

SPEAKER_02 30:39

We sure that's not the episode title? We were real that'll really draw people in, I think.

SPEAKER_04 30:46

I feel like we'd get sued somehow.

SPEAKER_05 30:52

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 30:58

I'm drawing while Jerry's getting ready.

SPEAKER_04 31:02

I should just type these out. Probably. That's what I used to do before I had the whiteboard. I would use my Mac button.

SPEAKER_00 31:12

I know I spelled something wrong, but I don't care. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

S-O-M-E-T-H-I-N-G.

SPEAKER_04 31:18

That's how you spell something.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

Alright, let's see what we've got. Daphne says we're still good because we've seen arachnophobia enough times to understand the assignment. And Jeff says, we're still good because the spiders laid all the fucking ants. Those fucking ants. Um and Jerry with they are happy spiders, happy to see you, and they will wave and they will weave you a new sticky hammock. A non-sticky hammock. Oh, a non-sticky hammock. Okay. I was like, I don't know if that's good. Uh aw, that's precious. It's happy little happy little spiders. They're happy little spiders.

SPEAKER_00 32:00

Is that like happy little tree? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

I am gonna give Jeff the point again because the ants called back. It's great.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

It's so difficult when the Allen boys gang up.

SPEAKER_02 32:14

Yes. Alright, new scenario. No piles, no doors, no hairy styles. Unless he's one of the cards that I pull here.

SPEAKER_04 32:25

I would love if you pulled that card right now somehow. No.

SPEAKER_00 32:30

Hey, we did that at Trivia once. We put Justin Bieber as an answer because we had no idea and it ended up being the answer. So it happens.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

I skipped three the three that I pulled and I didn't like any of them, and I just got to the first one that I did like. Everything you touch turns into nipples that could open a soda can. Oh god. How do we make that better? How do we make that better? I know. That would answer so answer so many problems, wouldn't it?

SPEAKER_04 33:10

The problem is, once I touch the soda can, it turns into a nipple. Yeah. It's nipples all the way down.

SPEAKER_02 33:21

It is. At least we we've moved on anatomically. Um moved up. Really? We've moved up away from the anus.

SPEAKER_03 33:37

I don't have a clue.

SPEAKER_04 33:40

I came up with an answer that I feel like I could just keep and use in every situation. But I'm gonna use it for this one.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

Alright. It looks like Daphne is ready. Jeff, perhaps as well. I'm good. Jerry, okay. Then let's see what our answers are. Nope, is all that we get from Jerry. He's not touching those nipples. Alright. Jerry, or Jeff, we're still good because that's my secret fetish. That's great. Very brave of you. And Daphne, it's okay because they are stainless steel and are powered by the spiders that ate Jeff's ants. Okay, so she took the call back as a win and said, It worked last time.

SPEAKER_00 34:31

But it didn't, because it's Jeff. It's okay. I don't need to win this game.

SPEAKER_02 34:40

I haven't given a winner yet.

SPEAKER_00 34:43

It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_04 34:46

I have a nut pug. Matters to me.

SPEAKER_00 34:51

I have a nut pug.

SPEAKER_04 34:53

You do. I'm jealous of that.

SPEAKER_02 34:59

I'm gonna give it to Jeff. I wanted to Daphne, and then I realized I don't know how stainless steel makes anything better.

unknown 35:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 35:06

Any excuse will do to not give me the point.

SPEAKER_04 35:10

That was the point. Just to make it don't get the point.

SPEAKER_00 35:15

You're supposed to be encouraging me to play and get on the book.

SPEAKER_02 35:20

I am, I'm encouraging you to get better. That answers.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

I'm not one to.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

Oh, okay. Well that's fight you.

SPEAKER_00 35:27

Not gonna help you. I got a point. I'm not at a zero.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 35:30

Okay. Give it to Jeff.

SPEAKER_02 35:33

Alright. Interesting. What? What? Oh god, I'm reading all of these. And then decide which way to go with it.

SPEAKER_04 35:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 35:51

Hmm. Maybe you guys have an idea. So uh you walked in on your parents with blank, and now they want to talk about it. You don't want to talk about it. Um, and the three cards that I pulled that could go in different directions, so maybe you guys can uh you know the most successful pop group ever? Mm-hmm. Good for them. Uh or did you walk in with them uh going all the way up the nose? Take that as you will. Or did you walk in on them with donuts with hidden jelly? Also, whatever that means, take that as you will.

SPEAKER_04 36:33

Wait, okay. So I'm trying to parse the first one. I walked in on my parents discussing with the most successful. Okay, got it.

SPEAKER_02 36:46

Again, what they're doing with them, up to your own interpretation, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 36:51

Uh are you asking us to choose which one we should use?

SPEAKER_02 36:56

Yeah, I think so. I I think Daphne's already writing something. We haven't even chosen official prompt yet.

SPEAKER_00 37:03

Because I'm choosing my own. I'm I am refusing.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

You know what? I will give it open pick which one of those you like, and then just let me know which one it is you're going with, and then give me the answer you like. That way it gives us a little spread of different things you can fix.

SPEAKER_04 37:22

What was the third one again? Donuts with secret jelly? Donuts with hidden jelly. Hidden jelly. Got it.

SPEAKER_02 37:29

Mm-hmm. Which I guess any jelly-filled donut, it would be hidden, except for like the little donut anus that it leaks out of a little bit. It is.

SPEAKER_04 37:42

It's the donut specter. I can't tell if Jerry is laughing or just like. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

I think that word has been used too many times for his comfort today. Okay. Let's see here. So, successful pop group going all the way up the nose, or hidden jelly donut.

SPEAKER_00 38:13

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 38:15

Okay. Um.

SPEAKER_00 38:19

I want special treatment consideration because I came up with the idea that we just do it our own way.

SPEAKER_04 38:29

I love the m number of times that Daphne tries to argue that she deserves an extra point or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

She's like, I don't care. I don't want points. I don't care if I win, but I also want you to give me special treatment.

SPEAKER_00 38:45

There are many reasons why I deserve special treatment.

SPEAKER_04 38:48

Most of them have to do with having to deal with us. Which is valid, fair.

SPEAKER_00 38:54

Oh, by the way, Jerry, there's feedback on one of the posts on Spotify, so we will need to do feedback at the end of the episode.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

Okay, I'm glad you specified on Spotify, not just like on a post, like a fence post like in the yard across the street. Somebody wrote something there. We need to talk about it.

SPEAKER_03 39:11

I'll just walk out there and scream, scream back in my room.

unknown 39:14

Never worry.

SPEAKER_04 39:16

No. Alright. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 39:20

Okay, let's see. Now there's a couple different directions we can go with this. So Jerry says you walked in on them discussing. Wait. Oh, so probably the pop group. Yes. Oh, pop group, yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:30

Oh, let me write down.

SPEAKER_02 39:32

Discussing how many songs Huntryx will do at my party. Oh, so they're hiring them for your party. That's nice. Daphne says the donuts with hidden jelly, but it's okay because you're already. Oh no, you've already. Is that you're already eaten? You! You've That looks like an R. You inverted that V. It's okay because you've already eaten at kebabs, so they can have at it themselves.

SPEAKER_00 39:59

They can eat the donuts. I'm not eating them.

SPEAKER_02 40:01

And then you all pick something different. Jeff Jeff walked in on his parents doing uh going all the way up the nose. Uh we're still good because they both tested negative for COVID. Yes. Nice. Nice. That's what they're doing.

SPEAKER_04 40:16

I just I had to Jerry I had to make sure that it was uh kind of clean. Just like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:21

Jerry, Jerry, next week I'm coming with a game just for you.

SPEAKER_03 40:26

Thank you. So all Star Trek and Redheads then?

SPEAKER_04 40:30

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

Maybe.

SPEAKER_04 40:32

That's gonna be the episode title, Star Trek and Redheads.

SPEAKER_02 40:36

I don't think it's important who got that point.

SPEAKER_00 40:38

So No, we know who got that point. We're not idiots. Jerry and I are not idiots.

SPEAKER_02 40:44

I'm an idiot.

SPEAKER_00 40:46

What I think, Jerry, is this is now the Allen Boys podcast, and we're just here.

SPEAKER_02 40:51

Jeff, what funny answers do you have for me? And I guess we'll let Daphne and Jerry play too.

SPEAKER_04 40:56

That's what it's about. The thing is, and I don't know if any of you are gonna get this reference, but when you say all the way up the nose, the first thing that comes into my mind is meet the feebles.

SPEAKER_01 41:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 41:08

It's been a long time since I saw that one.

SPEAKER_02 41:12

Uh alright.

SPEAKER_04 41:17

Well, that's no. No, not that one. That one's terrible. That one, Jeff isn't gonna have a funny answer for that one, so throw that one out.

SPEAKER_02 41:26

Yeah, I'm I'm I'm skipping through a lot of these. Again, this is like the cards against humanity aspect of this game work. You also have to like choose a good card that fits. Um and none of these are doing it. Also, it doesn't make any sense, but it's kind of funny. You know what?

SPEAKER_04 41:42

That might not be the worst thing, though.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

Alright, we'll go with that one and see. We're gonna I'll let you pick between these two. That's how I'll do it if I find them. Neither of them actually make any sense, but they're interesting concepts. Everything you eat tastes like blank.

SPEAKER_05 42:04

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 42:06

You can you can go with everything you eat tastes like performance anxiety. Or everything you eat tastes like the smell of fear.

SPEAKER_04 42:23

Yeah, yeah. Trying to figure those two out. Like what Right. Everything you eat tastes like See, and again, this is where I would just like to just throw back my answer because that's my secret fetish. You know, because it works just about every possible scenario. It's true.

SPEAKER_02 42:46

Tastes like performance anxiety or tastes like the smell of fear.

SPEAKER_04 42:56

You taste like fear smells.

SPEAKER_00 43:00

Mine works for either.

SPEAKER_04 43:02

Ooh. That's fancy.

SPEAKER_02 43:04

Interesting.

SPEAKER_04 43:05

I am blanking right now.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

She's going for the like. She's trying to go for the points just out of like complexity of the routine. The technical points.

SPEAKER_04 43:17

See, I'm trying to come up with something, but I have performance anxiety, so think of a way that makes you can make that better.

SPEAKER_02 43:28

Daphne's ready. She's been ready.

SPEAKER_04 43:30

I am so not ready. I've got so I've got absolutely nothing, and I'm trying to just like throw anything at the wall.

SPEAKER_00 43:40

So, Jeff, if you haven't noticed, Peike is going to give you a.

SPEAKER_04 43:45

Oh, I know. Yeah, so I'm just gonna write the most absurd thing.

SPEAKER_00 43:50

Yeah, you might as well.

SPEAKER_04 43:52

Be like, Jeff, that's amazing. So good.

SPEAKER_00 43:56

He's your son after all.

SPEAKER_03 43:58

How'd you think of that? Okay now say say what the prompt was again.

SPEAKER_02 44:04

Everything you eat tastes like either performance anxiety or the smell of fear.

SPEAKER_04 44:11

I'm just throwing this shit at the I don't even know what this means.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

Points for bravery. It's a weird prompt when I got tired of pulling cars. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

I'm ready when you are.

SPEAKER_02 44:42

Okay. Okay. Jeff looks like he's finishing touches. Alright, let's see what we got.

SPEAKER_00 44:48

Are you sure you want to?

SPEAKER_02 44:50

Sure. Jerry says everything you eat tastes like the smell of fear, but the fear was theirs, not mine. Yummy, yummy fear. Yum num. Nice. I like it. Jeff says, we're still good because fear smells and tastes delicious. Similar.

SPEAKER_04 45:05

Like I said. I don't know what it means.

SPEAKER_02 45:07

And Daphne says, we're fine. You'll just drink vodka instead, and you won't care.

SPEAKER_04 45:14

Nice.

SPEAKER_02 45:21

Where does this point go? I'm going to give that one to a certain person whose name starts with J and then goes to E and then has two letters that are the same after that.

SPEAKER_04 45:38

I love that.

SPEAKER_02 45:39

I didn't even, you know, of uh Hispanic culture. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 45:52

Oh, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

And has headphones on right now. No, uh Jerry's gonna get his first point.

SPEAKER_00 46:02

Thank you so much. Sure. I already have my answer for the next one. I don't even need a prompt.

SPEAKER_02 46:13

I don't know what that's supposed to be, but it's just fun. Just sounds insane. Okay, let's go with it then. Gross. Okay. Your breath smells like blank. And the card that I've gone with again doesn't make sense really. What is this conceptual smell? I don't know. But your breath smells like a half elk, half orc. Okay. I'm trying to even think like what would be a word you can combine those into. And I don't want to give too many ideas because one of you might figure that out. But I mean, if you just said them back to back, then it just sounds like a really weird like Mexican cartoon character. I'm elf orc!

SPEAKER_04 46:58

But I don't know. Wait, is it elf or elk? Oh yeah, it is elk. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:10

Elk orc. Elk orc. Yes. Wait a minute. Did I complete it? It is elf. No, it is elf. I read it wrong. Okay. Half elf, half orc. Okay. Legolus kind of crossed enemy lines and got a little freaky. I don't know why I read elf as elk. Maybe the K at the end of Orc threw me off.

SPEAKER_04 47:32

Is there a K?

SPEAKER_02 47:32

Although I usually spell Orc with There is on the card. Usually I would spell it with a C, but it is O R K on this card.

SPEAKER_04 47:38

Yeah, that's correct. That's the planet that Mork is from.

SPEAKER_02 47:42

Yeah. So this thing has gone way off the ribs. Um perfect for this show. Honestly. Alright, is everybody ready? Yes. Visibly disturbed. Alright. Uh let's see what we got. As our breath smells like half elf, half orc. Uh and Jerry says, but I'm a dragon and I eat any of those. Jeff says, we're still good because it looks like meat's back on the menu, boys. And Daphne says is the number 11. I knew you were gonna do I knew you were drawing that.

SPEAKER_00 48:22

Yep. That's what I'm doing now.

SPEAKER_03 48:25

I like that those hands have no thumbs.

SPEAKER_00 48:27

They don't.

SPEAKER_05 48:29

Mm-hmm.

unknown 48:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 48:35

Alright. I'll give it to Jerry again. I like that. I like the dragon. Okay. I don't know what those are. Okay. This is gonna be another choose your own adventure.

SPEAKER_04 48:52

Excellent.

SPEAKER_02 48:54

I'm gonna take all three of them that I pulled and let's see if you want to do something fun with them. You're a mind reader.

unknown 49:01

I know.

SPEAKER_05 49:02

But you can only hear.

SPEAKER_02 49:04

But you can only hear thoughts about blank. And the three I'll let you choose from. You can only hear thoughts about bathrobe DJs. You can only hear thoughts about unibrow. Singular on the card. Or you can only hear thoughts about terrible visions of a beloved cartoon character. El Fork, maybe.

SPEAKER_04 49:35

Bathroom DJs. Bathrobe. Bathrobe. That's weirder. That's even weirder. It is weirder. Specifically weirder, yeah.

unknown 49:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:46

Is it a DJ that wears a bathrobe? I assume so. Or is it like using a bathrobe instead of turntables?

SPEAKER_03 49:59

That's that whole like that whole meme about the uh the cheeseburger stabbing incident.

SPEAKER_02 50:07

Did somebody stab a cheeseburger? Was somebody stabbed with a cheeseburger?

SPEAKER_03 50:11

Did a cheeseburger stab or did another cheese did a cheeseburger stabs stab another cheeseburger?

SPEAKER_02 50:19

With a cheeseburger, perhaps. We don't know. Alright. We can only hear thoughts about bathrobe DJs, unibrow, or terrible visions of beloved cartoon varieties. It's singular, yeah. Which I guess you can't a person can't have unibrows. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 50:43

That would be really weird if it was just like two rows of a unibrow.

SPEAKER_04 50:48

But that would be a tunibrow. Now I'm picturing fish on your coming up with it, it was like that's why I kind of hesitated because I was like, wait a minute, I'm saying tuna now.

SPEAKER_05 51:20

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 51:22

Oh man. The card prompts might not be great, but some of the stuff that's come out of it is worth it. Um alright. Oh my god. Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:38

Okay. This is my last attempt.

SPEAKER_02 51:41

But what if there's more rounds?

SPEAKER_00 51:43

I don't care. I'll come up with more creative photos.

SPEAKER_02 51:47

Alright. I've got a certain British pop star you could figure something out for.

SPEAKER_04 51:55

Okay, I've got something in I don't think it makes any sense, but we're taking weird put photos.

SPEAKER_02 52:03

Or, you know, full circle back to Harry Styles.

SPEAKER_03 52:08

Um recording?

SPEAKER_02 52:14

Dang, we thought we were gonna finish the game. Okay, let's see what we got. Okay. Daphne goes with I assume this is bathrobe DJs. Only hear thoughts about the bathrobe DJs. We're still good because marshmallow reps the latest threads from Bed Bath and Beyond, and that makes you think of pumpkin spice candles.

SPEAKER_00 52:37

Not funny, but it's really all I could come up with because I really I tuned out after Jeff got his like ninth point.

SPEAKER_02 52:48

Jeff was also going bathrobe BJs. We're still good because those beats are clean as fuck. That's true. And Jerry's going with Unibrow. But it's on Colby Menifee and she's asking for two brows. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 53:02

Go ahead. Just do it.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

Just do it. No, that's Nike. But yes, I did.

unknown 53:09

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 53:10

Don't worry. It's only five pounds for Jeff.

SPEAKER_04 53:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 53:14

No, it's okay.

SPEAKER_04 53:15

To be honest. You gave up when I got my second point. I think so.

SPEAKER_00 53:21

It's okay because you know what? Next week.

SPEAKER_04 53:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 53:25

It's my game, and I can make it as excruciating for you. No, no. Jerry can win.

SPEAKER_04 53:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 53:37

Jerry can win.

SPEAKER_04 53:38

Jerry can win.

SPEAKER_00 53:40

Yep. Famous redheads.

SPEAKER_04 53:43

Okay. The Kool-Aid Man.

SPEAKER_00 53:48

No. That would be incorrect.

SPEAKER_04 53:51

The Kool-Aid man is is made up of a redhead. That is true. It's very true.

SPEAKER_00 53:58

He's not making the list. Because I'm in charge of the list.

SPEAKER_02 54:02

Is he are you Santa Claus now? She's not gonna check it twice, though.

SPEAKER_00 54:09

I am the Buffalo Buffalo Claws.

SPEAKER_03 54:13

Okay. But Buffaloes have hooves.

SPEAKER_00 54:20

All right, Jerry, thank you very much. I now next week will find a game that only I can get.

SPEAKER_02 54:27

It took me a second to get, but it was just like the Buffalo Buffalo Clause is gonna be a header in the like legal documents that Harry Stiles is gonna be filing soon.

SPEAKER_05 54:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 54:47

Please refrain from that foolishness.

SPEAKER_04 54:50

Yeah. Choose other foolishness.

SPEAKER_02 54:53

Okay. Well, here's two foolishness foolishnesses that you could choose from. Okay. I'll I'll take the two. I like this. I mean, it's like at this point Jeff's game, and we don't need to do too many more rounds, but don't just for fun.

SPEAKER_00 55:08

Paik dea.

SPEAKER_02 55:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 55:10

Dia pake.

SPEAKER_02 55:11

Elk pake.

SPEAKER_04 55:12

Please. Antelope Pake.

SPEAKER_00 55:14

I know it's I know it's incredibly difficult for you. But please try not to be as joyous about Jeff winning as you are right now. Because let's be honest.

SPEAKER_04 55:27

Let's. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 55:28

Let's be aware. As our listeners are aware, Jeff is your father.

SPEAKER_02 55:35

Yes. It's been fully established in lore, Buffalo. Buffalo lore. Jesus.

SPEAKER_00 55:44

Alright, out with it, Pike.

SPEAKER_02 55:46

Oh, okay. But just for funsies, we could probably do a couple more. Because even though it says it's going like an hour, there's a lot of silence. I know it's going to be edited out. So let you pick two directions on this one. You told everyone that your distant relative invented sliced bread, but no, they actually invented blank. And I will let you go with they invented that booty. Or they invented wheelchairs.

SPEAKER_00 56:14

Okay. So what read the first part again.

SPEAKER_02 56:19

You told everyone your distant relative invented sliced bread. But no, actually they invented either that booty or wheelchairs. Which still would be like a really cool thing if you had somebody that invented wheelchairs in your family. Those are very useful. So is that booty, depending on who you ask. And what what that booty isn't you talking about? Maybe it's I've been uh decided to stop uttering the name of a certain person.

SPEAKER_03 56:52

You said ancient relative or distant relative?

SPEAKER_02 56:54

Yes. Distant.

SPEAKER_03 56:57

Yes. Yes, I would distant.

SPEAKER_04 57:01

Okay, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_02 57:02

Which I guess an ancient relative would be distant, just more distant. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 57:06

I think I've come up with an answer to get me back in Daphne's good graces.

SPEAKER_00 57:12

I doubt it.

SPEAKER_04 57:12

We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.

SPEAKER_00 57:15

I highly, highly, highly doubt it. There's really only one thing that could get back in my good graces.

SPEAKER_04 57:27

Well, maybe I have that one thing.

SPEAKER_00 57:30

Doubt it.

SPEAKER_04 57:31

Alright, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_02 57:33

Alright, let's see what we got. It's upside down. Jeff says for that booty, but we're still good because the spinch is backing up on it.

SPEAKER_04 57:44

Daphne is trying so hard not to smile.

SPEAKER_02 57:48

More Dimension 20 references, I always love. Also, that booty for Jerry. It was a Victorian Kardashian. Makes sense. Everybody went with that booty, which makes sense because wheelchair's just not funny. And Daphne says, and that's when everyone realized you related to J-Lo. Daphne from the block? And that point for historical realism goes to Daphne because we all know J-Lo invented that booty.

SPEAKER_00 58:22

She did. But I honestly you could have given it to Jerry with Kim Kardashian.

SPEAKER_03 58:28

It is Jim. A Victorian Kardashian. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 58:32

Yeah. Because, yeah. The spidge, Jeff, I will concede that the spidge backing up on it is kind of funny.

SPEAKER_04 58:42

Kind of. That was so painful for her to admit.

SPEAKER_00 58:47

But you could have also, I don't know, the spidge could have said you can do it, put your back into it, or, you know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 58:58

There are other lot of things they could have said.

SPEAKER_00 59:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:02

Alright, so with five points, I think Jeff will be the winner. However, Daphne and Jerry also have or not also, they do not have five points, so also would not be the right word to use. But they also have points, which are two of them for each of them.

SPEAKER_04 59:21

If I were to find the weirdest way, but Daphne and Jerry also have points, which are two.

SPEAKER_02 59:28

If I were to try to find the weirdest way to get that information across.

SPEAKER_00 59:33

Spit it out!

SPEAKER_02 59:35

Um so this could be like a tiebreaker for second place. Because second place is also a winner. And Jeff can also play along because I just want to see what he says. Alright, that one's not a good one. Okay. This one that is more, you know, uh straight pitch down the line, and then one's kind of a curveball, but they both could be fun. You fell asleep at a party and woke up with blank drawn on your face. Let you pick a which one. There are two roads that diverge in this wood. The one less traveled, or do you just want to pick what seems normal? Either way, we'll see what you come up with. So you fell asleep and woke up with fingernail polish drawn on your face. Or cricket meat, drawn on your face.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:41

Not cricket meat on your face. Cricket meat. Like a picture of cricket meat?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:48

Possibly. Okay. I could start humming the Jeopardy theme song again, but I I don't want to be sued by Jeopardy or Harry Styles, so I'm gonna just try to. No more.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:06

Look, you can take all of these issues out with that little lawyer that we heard way back in the beginning.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:12

Yeah, we need that tiny lawyer with the tiny briefcase. He could help.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:16

Yeah. Maybe we do like a Harry Styles tune instead of Jeopardy things, like while we're waiting for you to finish. Maybe we need to.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:25

Doesn't he? He has one that songs from a sushi restaurant or something like that. Music from a sushi restaurant. Do that one.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:33

I don't know that one. I mean, I've heard that song. Any of them. I don't know the tune of that right off the top of my mind.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:38

Late night talking is pretty good too.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:41

Late night talking. Yeah.

unknown 1:01:44

It's good.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:45

And that's the legal limit for that one. Um yeah. Uh his new album is pretty good too.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:55

Is it? I haven't listened to it yet.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:56

It's good.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:00

Alright. Alright. This isn't funny, this is just a fact. Alright, perfect.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:08

Hold on.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:10

Okay. I don't recall rushing you, but Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:19

Here we go.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:20

Alright, let's see what we've got.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:22

Because I went in a direction that you may not be expecting.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:26

I said two paths diverge in a wood, and she decided to just go up. Okay, so we got cricket meat for Jeff. It says, we're still good because I'm hungry.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:38

Like I said, fact.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:39

It's practic practical. Uh Jerry's going with the fingernail polish, but it is Colby's fingernail. I can't speak. Uh but it is Colby's fingernail polish, and I'm keeping it.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:54

And here's my little thing in the fray. I took it in a different direction.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:01

Because they also put what time it starts and where it is. And then she drew a picture of the face with written Cricket Meat 10 a.m. London. And with that, Daphne wins.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:15

I'm trying to see if I could come up with something cricket-related, like the sport of cricket-related. So thank you for doing that, Daphne.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

I had to do it because I'm like, I'm a fantastic way to go out on that one. Yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:30

I thought it was clever.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:32

Yes, it's very clever. The cricket meat is great.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:36

Cricket meat. In a different direction. And I purposely kept it back so you couldn't see it until after you read everyone else's because I knew that it was out there and I'm okay with it. And Jerry has signed off to go have a nap.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:51

He's falling asleep at this point. So somebody get the fingernail polished. Or cricket meet, whichever one you want.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:58

Jerry, can you read our feedback that we have on Spotify?

SPEAKER_02 1:04:02

It's on the fence post across the street. Oh, interesting. No, it's on the place for it.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:06

It's on Spotify.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:07

Oh.

unknown 1:04:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:08

Spotify's across the street? No.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:10

Okay. It is from our friend Levi Dylan Burslav Loot.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:16

I know that. I love when you get the whole thing right. It's fantastic.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:19

Yeah.

unknown 1:04:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:21

It is on episode 91, Pick-a-Pick-a-Pigs. And Levi writes, it's screaming, by the way, it's all caps. Nathani is the greatest. And signs off. Sincerely, everyone watching Kaiju Rambles.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:38

Yes. So Levi had a uh no.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:41

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:42

Dimitri had a live stream over the weekend, and I stopped in. And Levi just told everyone to go and post that nice things about me and about how awesome I am. Because I have to put up with the three of you.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:00

It's true. It's true. That's nice of them. Yeah.

unknown 1:05:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:04

And it was because of me that uh Levi now understands Daphne's pain for her buttons.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:11

And you know what? I've already told you. Levi is coming on this podcast for episode 100. I hope that you're ready for it.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:20

Is episode 100 before or after the Big 200? That's a good question.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:27

I'm still confused. Yeah. Because I was told we were almost there, and it's been several weeks since then.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:35

You know, you're never gonna let me forget. Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:38

No.

unknown 1:05:39

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:40

And Jerry, especially because over our on Run for Your Lives, we actually have recorded 250 episodes.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:49

It's just like we have to keep this going at least to that point because the big 200 now has to be one hell of an episode when we do finally get there.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:57

I don't even know what on earth we would do.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:00

And I'm assuming we'll just title that one. That's going to be one of the few, or really the only, that's not like a direct quote from the episode, because that's going to have to be titled in all caps, the big 200. The Big 200. Even though we had the big 200 as already a title, but that's why I said in all caps, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:16

The Big 200, yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:17

Yeah, with parentheses underneath for real this time. Yeah, for real.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:21

No, I I think what I think we should do on that, just I'm just spitballing here. Have Levi on, have Jamie and uh and Sam. And and Sam on, yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:33

Not Tony though. We don't like Tony.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:35

Not Tony more. We should have Tony on as well.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:40

Yeah, I guess he can be invited.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:42

And then also and maybe also have uh Rob and Joe on podcast and Rob as well if he wants to stop by maybe all of our guests have a podcast and we take the week off.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:58

They can shit talk us.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:01

That would actually be kind of funny.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:02

It wouldn't be pretty funny if we did that one week.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:07

Well if you like what you've heard you can find us on Facebook and Instagram at Run for Your Lies Podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:12

Oh my god Run for Your Lies you can go check that out too if you want. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:17

Yeah. Um okay if you like what you've heard you can find us on Facebook and Instagram at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast or at our website at Buffalo BuffaloPodcast.com and that's it for this week. We'll see you next week.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:34

Until next time we won't actually see them. No.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:38

You keep saying that we you keep saying it just need to like set expectations. It's Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Yeah Goodbye son good night son