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Live from the bank of the little Sakachee River off of Hilda Road in Hilda, South Carolina. It's Buffalo Buffalo.
SPEAKER_01It's Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Welcome once again to the Buffalo Buffalo Podcast. It is a podcast. I am the game master this week, Paik, and joined as always, no matter how hard we try to switch it up, it'll never happen. Daphne, Jeff, and Jerry here as well. Hi, gang. Hello.
SPEAKER_00How are you, Paik?
SPEAKER_02I'm good. It didn't pick up on any of the audio, but Jeff seemed exceedingly uh. Jeff had his mic muted, thankfully, because pleased by that intro. Yes.
SPEAKER_04Now is this Hilda Road or Hilda Street? Both.
SPEAKER_05Oh my god. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_04Hilda Hilda is I I just was watching that clip the other day, too. Oh my god. Anyway.
SPEAKER_03I I I didn't have any kind of reaction to that because I don't even know what the hell's going on. Jerry has no clue.
SPEAKER_02Dimension 20 references right over Jerry's head most of the time. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Jerry operates in three dimensions, not 20. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00So I knew that it had something to do with Dimension 20 because Peike has talked about it before, or one of you have talked about it, and it was in my head. And so I assumed it had something to do with dropout likely Dimension 20.
SPEAKER_04We'll pull up a clip later after we're done recording and educate you more on that. Wonderful.
SPEAKER_00Is this like last week when you shared with me the opening of the Oscars? Because I was gonna love it.
SPEAKER_04I knew that, you know, as soon as I when I was watching the Oscars, as soon as Conan came up in full Amy Madigan makeup, I was like, oh Daphne, I hope Daphne's watching, and if not, she's going to love this.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Oh, you're talking about the Ank Gladys makeup? Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yes. Yes. It was great. So amazing. I watched it and just was clapping and happy and joyous.
SPEAKER_04It's very old news by this point, but you know, congratulations to Amy Madigan. Because you know, she was fantastic.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Yeah. That was that was a great way to kick off that night. Absolutely. Yes.
SPEAKER_00Horror movies got some love at the Oscars. It did, you know. Sinners won a couple of Oscars, I think four total, including Michael B. Jordan.
SPEAKER_05Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00And Autumn. I cannot pronounce her last name, but she was cinematographer.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah. Uh no, I've I've forgotten her last name. First female cinematographer to win an Oscar.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Um. Pretty amazing. So yeah. And adjacent, we have K pop Demon Hunters, which is a Run for your Lives movie that we covered. And not exactly horror, but kind of adjacent, and we covered it.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_00I was happy that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. But not Cape Cod Demon Hunters.
SPEAKER_04Not the Cape Cod Demon Hunters.
SPEAKER_00That's an episode of this podcast. Please go somewhere and nominate it for an award of some kind.
SPEAKER_02I know there are submitted for years. I work with at the school. He was very appreciative of that title. He really liked the Cape Cod Demon Hunters title. He thought that was very funny.
SPEAKER_00I mean, if you look at the titles that we have named that episodes have been named, I mean it it's it's kind of a potpourri of madness if you look at it. Or a con a cornucopia of madness, if you look at them collectively.
SPEAKER_03And I will accept all the thanks for that idea. You're welcome, Jerry.
SPEAKER_04You're welcome. I'll take I'll take I'll also take the thanks. I had nothing to do with it, but you can thank me anyways.
SPEAKER_02Well take it.
SPEAKER_03Well, thank you for like just saying the words that become the title sometimes.
SPEAKER_00Well, you know, Jerry, I can't help it. It just slides right out.
SPEAKER_03That has to be one of my favorites.
SPEAKER_00So I have a story. It's kind of ridiculous.
SPEAKER_02Speaking of sliding out.
SPEAKER_00Um I went to the dentist today for a cleaning, and I I don't think I even told you guys that I found out I grind my teeth, and so I have to get a night guard.
SPEAKER_03So they just have to have someone standing right by you making sure that you don't grind your teeth.
SPEAKER_00And wake me up as soon as you can.
SPEAKER_04Every time you start, they just go, No, because you get one of those Buckingham Palace guards. You know, they're not allowed to talk, but they just like you know, hit you with their whatever it is, stack or call bird or whatever they have there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. So um they had to like they didn't do impressions, but they did this thing. And I don't even remember what it was.
SPEAKER_02They should stick to their day jobs.
SPEAKER_04They start doing impressions while they're trying to, you know, take care of your teeth.
SPEAKER_00Um it kind of looks like Invisalign. Yes. It's very small. It goes on So I just got it today. However, then they asked me when I when they when they gave it to me, they did not give it to me. I had to pay for this. It is not cheap.
SPEAKER_05Yes.
SPEAKER_00Um, they asked me if I wanted the 3D printout and I'm like, what are you what are you talking about?
SPEAKER_04Oh my God. Oh no. Oh my gosh. Daphne has her own teeth on the slide.
SPEAKER_00So bizarre. Um, yeah, it's it's interesting. They they don't quite look like I am. I don't know. I mean, I don't think about it very much.
SPEAKER_04I haven't looked at your teeth as a as a like separate object before. Yeah. Interesting.
SPEAKER_00Um, it's very bizarre. Um but when I was at the front desk and hi, front desk lady, if you are listening to this episode, um I was talking about it being a point of discussion on this podcast because it's bizarre to me. This this whole like print out. They told me not to lose them because um if I ever lose my night guard, I might need to have a new one.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And I'm like, okay. So I'll just leave it.
SPEAKER_04Sometimes they wander off. Thankfully, you also have the original like currently in your mouth.
SPEAKER_00So exactly, right?
SPEAKER_04Don't lose those either. If you can help.
SPEAKER_00So I was talking to the lady at the front desk and she said, I've got a really funny story to tell you. And she said that she lives in a hundred-year-old house. That is funny. And there's more to it, don't you?
SPEAKER_02Does it end with the aristocrats?
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_00So she lives in a hundred-year-old house, and she had kept, she had this, she had a copy of her teeth, like like this. And they they're in two pieces, so it's like it's it's like dentures in some weird way. Um she was moving some things around in her house, and all of a sudden, when she moved the teeth off the shelf, they were sitting there kind of like they were attached, with the top part open.
SPEAKER_04That's awesome.
SPEAKER_00She doesn't really she doesn't really know how that happened, and it's never happened since.
SPEAKER_02And then they started chattering like a toy.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_00So I said, Oh, so what you're telling me is you live in a haunted house.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And she said, Yeah, I think so. And so that was what she told me. And I'm like, uh, I think I'm gonna find a place for these, so they're not on my desk, they're here for now. Yes, but it's kind of distracting to have them there.
SPEAKER_04Um you know what you should do is you should paint them red and put little feet on them so that they can, you know, walk around on your desk. Yes.
SPEAKER_00No, I don't know about that, Jeff. I I think that's a little too far. I did get freaked out though, when the the dentist came in and he's like, okay, so we're gonna see if this fits. And he puts the the guard in my mouth and pushes down and it snaps so hard that I'm like, oh my god, it's never gonna come. What am I supposed to do? I have to do a podcast tonight. This thing permanently on there.
SPEAKER_02Let's say you get that grinder onto your teeth now.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, there'll be no grinding. That doesn't sound right. No.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_02Well, she said she found out she grinds her teeth, so it's like, is that part of like sleepwalking? You wake because you've got to have it plugged in. So like just unplug the grinder. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I do sleepwalk. Like, sleep it. We've talked I'm quite sure we've talked about this before. Um, but I was able to get it off and put it back on, so it's not as bad. But for some reason, when he first put it in, it scared the shit out of me because I'm like, oh my god, it's never coming off.
SPEAKER_04Uh next one.
SPEAKER_00So that was my my day. It was kind of ridiculous. Um yeah, and I have these teeth now, and I will be moving them because I I don't think I want them sitting right here. But I kept them here so I could tell you about them.
unknownOh my gosh.
SPEAKER_02I had a pretty fun day too, but it makes a really boring story. I ate a burger and I played disc golf and I watched a movie. I watched a book. That was what I did today.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Um one thing I did. Oh actually, what I was gonna say, the one thing I did at the dentist, uh uh, it was a while back when I had my implant for my front tooth done. Because I had um the was it the veneer broke off, and then they said, Oh, it's it's it's done. Yeah. And so they said, Okay, we're gonna do an implant. They removed the thing, and then they put in um the the little graft graft and everything, and then they put in these uh ta like rivets almost itty bitty rivets, and then they did a s a 3D scan of my head so they would so they could see that it was placed placed correctly. And I got to see a 3D scan of my own skull.
SPEAKER_02Interesting.
SPEAKER_00That's you know what? I think that that that works out well, Jerry, because you might be the only person I know that would get excited about seeing a 3D imprint of their skull.
SPEAKER_02Did you get a copy of that to take home to look at?
SPEAKER_00I Yeah, do you have a copy of your skull? No, I don't.
SPEAKER_02Oh you can just hold it up and go like, alas, poor Yary.
SPEAKER_00There it is.
SPEAKER_04Oh gosh. Let's see. Um that's stupid. It's very stupid. That's kind of stupid. Yes.
SPEAKER_00If if it makes me laugh, then it has to be pretty funny because you know that I'm incredibly critical of the three of you. Really when it comes. Uh yes, I am.
SPEAKER_05That's true.
SPEAKER_00I expect I expect more out of you. That's why, Jerry, when I say no, Jerry, it's because I expect more. The bar is up here. You are going to have to step up if you want to get any reaction out of me.
SPEAKER_04You must be at least this funny to make Daphne laugh. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00Yep.
SPEAKER_02And somehow, alas, poor Yeri is above that bar. I think it's somehow it is.
SPEAKER_00Well, it's because Bill Shakespeare is British.
SPEAKER_04So, you know.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Oh man.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and yes, I do call him Bill. Yeah. He and I he and I are pretty close.
SPEAKER_00Are you? Do you go back in time often to talk to him about Othello and the hamnet? And the hamnet.
SPEAKER_05Yes.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that was fun. In the uh in the uh group text this week.
SPEAKER_04Yes. Yes.
SPEAKER_00All the fun.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00I have decided that from now on, and I've actually been doing this for a while, I'm gonna go ahead and say things that I know that you're gonna react to, and I'm gonna say them in that specific way just so you can. Because it's much more fun for me when I do that.
SPEAKER_04If we can entertain you. She's in the acceptance stage. Yes.
SPEAKER_00I like being entertained sometimes.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. What's what was the one that you did this evening now? I'm trying to remember. Oh, it was uh to for us to be alert. And you were like, go ahead, go ahead. I know you're gonna go ahead.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00I'm expecting it.
SPEAKER_03And I said, yeah, we all need to be alerts.
SPEAKER_00Well, because honestly, it's much more of a competition in that way. Yes. Because then it's who can be the funniest.
SPEAKER_03It's like it's hard to be funny on commando.
SPEAKER_00No, not with you guys.
SPEAKER_04Honestly, it is though. We have explored this in the past with hashtag. There have been many games on this podcast. When it's like, hey, the gate the goal of this game is to be funny. We're all like, I don't know what to do anymore. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02We've we've seen it many times, and we will see it again today. So I'm excited.
SPEAKER_00Well, that sounds like the perfect segue into what Paik is putting us through tonight. Although, oh my god, that means my game is next week, and I wait.
SPEAKER_02At least you're remembering it now, and I had completely forgotten, and I haven't been home all day, so I just had to wing something and put it together. Nice.
SPEAKER_00Uh Pake, I did remind you.
SPEAKER_02Like a week ago. That's forever.
SPEAKER_00I cannot hold your look. I cannot hold your hand.
SPEAKER_02No, because your arm is not that long. It's really not.
SPEAKER_00No. But I can't hold your hand all the time.
SPEAKER_02No, it's impractical.
SPEAKER_00And make sure that you know. I mean, I can only do so much. Your brain has to do a little work on its own.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but I don't think it is. It won't. It's a nice idea, Daphne.
SPEAKER_02You know, in a perfect world. Yes. So I was like, earlier today, as in like a couple hours ago, uh, I was like, oh shit, I don't have a game. Um, and then I was like, Do I have any ideas written down? No. So then I just start frantically looking around my apartment.
SPEAKER_00Uh because that works, right? Creativity flows that way.
SPEAKER_04For me, my last game, I had an idea, but it kind of fell through. I'm still hoping to make it work eventually. But if you know, suddenly it was whatever, the day before we were recording, and I'm like, oh yeah, I haven't figured up a backup for that, so let me just go through all of my past games and find which one I can do a sequel on.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I thought about maybe doing that. Uh but I I I figured out because we did the the pitchstorm one recently, and I was like, you know what? Let's let's find a way to incorporate some more card games that then other people can go out and buy if they enjoy them after hearing buffaloed versions of them. Yeah, so that's what we're doing. How did you know? We're doing solitaire this week.
unknownOh boy.
SPEAKER_02Now this is a uh wonderful, and I say wonderful, I've never played it. It's just been sitting in the box for a couple years now, I think. Um but uh it comes to us from Rhett and Link of Good Mythical Morning uh YouTube fame. Yes. Uh it is their card game called We're Still Good. We're gonna do kind of a a certain version of it. So it's initially set up kind of like Cards Against Humanity. I will bring you a scenario. There's a blank in the scenario, it's like, oh no, this thing is happening, and there's a blank involved. Um then you guys don't have the cards in your hands to decide which one fits the scenario the best. So I'm gonna just like play three of them myself and then decide which one I think works the best. But the way that this goes, so that's like Cards Against Humanity is picking the card that makes the scenario the funniest, where this game takes another little turn, and where you will need your whiteboards today, is then once we have ruined this situation, the scenario is bad because of whatever card has been played, as the game title suggests, we're still good because I need you guys to fix the situation and make it okay. So you will write down on your whiteboards the bright side, the silver lining of the situation. So, you know, we go outside and it's raining, pouring down rain, except it's not water, it's play a card, meatballs. And it's just like, well, how do you make that better? Well then you go on your whiteboards and be like, but luckily, you know, we're still good. It's spaghetti night.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_02And I'll let you all kind of play at the same time.
SPEAKER_04It's similar to one of the games in, I think it's the latest Jackbox party pack.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's kind of like the opposite of the ruining it game, except there then the last round of that one is then making something better. So it's kind of the last round of that game, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Okay. Awesome. Okay. Okay.
SPEAKER_02I guess we will get to it. I guess we will. First card, you just stepped in a giant pile of blank. Okay. And I'm gonna pull three cards and then I'll decide which one seems the best one. Do this one. Alright. That way I give myself some options, because usually they're the kind of cards that people play what they think feels best. No, you just stepped in a giant pile of heavy replica battle axes. But we're okay, we're still good because all of the silence.
SPEAKER_04Yes, exactly.
SPEAKER_02I love these games.
SPEAKER_04I get to edit so much. All of the editing. Uh, can you repeat the scenario one last time, please?
SPEAKER_02You just stepped in a giant pile of heavy replica battle axes.
SPEAKER_04I'm trying to come up with something funny as opposed to just like well, that makes sense. You know. Right.
SPEAKER_02Dun dun dun dun copy, right? So I had to stop there and change the tune a little bit.
SPEAKER_03Would they actually get us for that little bit? I don't know. Okay, but I'm not fucking with Ken Jennings. Neither is anybody.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I haven't paid attention to Jeopardy yet.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Okay, I'm ready.
SPEAKER_02Alright. Let's reveal your answers. Okay. How are we making this situation better? Ooh, we've got novels. No, uh. Daphne says, but it's okay because you're wearing stainless steel boots and it's a LARPing weekend to recreate the final battle of Braveheart.
SPEAKER_05Nice.
SPEAKER_02That's good. Jeff says, we're still good because I'm on my way to the Renfair. Got plenty. You can pass on. And then uh they are chocolate axes and you have a sweet tube. I mean, they must be like really if they're heavy, made of chocolate.
SPEAKER_03Heavy chocolate.
SPEAKER_02Um I'm gonna do the same thing I kind of did recently, where I'm not gonna tell you who gets the point. Because that way you'll just kind of have to see.
SPEAKER_00Will you tell us at the end?
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00Cause I wanna know. Because I'm trying really hard.
SPEAKER_02Unless, like, I don't know, do listeners want to hear who wins each round? They might want to know.
SPEAKER_04They probably do, because by the time we get to the end, they're gonna have forgotten what each one was.
SPEAKER_02Right. Yep. Um, yeah, okay. Well y'all stop listening for a minute. No, and the players not.
SPEAKER_04I mean you could give that one you could mute your zoom and say it.
SPEAKER_02That is true. I could.
SPEAKER_04Because the recording will have it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. That way you guys are just kind of playing, you're not getting too competitive. Maybe I want you to be competitive, but I don't know. What do we think? We think that it's your decision. Daphne got that point.
SPEAKER_00I'm so proud of it, because I'll probably not get another point, but I'm really proud of that answer.
SPEAKER_04Every time you say that, you run away.
SPEAKER_00No. It's remember it's late at night for me when we record this.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but it's later for Jerry somehow.
SPEAKER_00I know.
SPEAKER_04It's already hours earlier.
SPEAKER_03It's later. Jerry's been up since 5 a.m.
SPEAKER_00Whose fault is that?
SPEAKER_03Um, I had a work thing. I told you about it already. Whose fault is that for having work?
SPEAKER_00What time did you have to be to the office, Jerry?
SPEAKER_03Uh seven, but I take an hour to get ready in the morning and then I had to go do a bakery direct. I was assigned a task.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so let me say this. Uh Pake, what time when you're leaving to be somewhere and it takes you ten minutes to get there and the thing is at noon, what time do you get up?
SPEAKER_02What time do I get up? If I have to be somewhere at noon and it takes me ten minutes to get there. Well, the way I work, I would if I have to be somewhere at noon, I set my alarm for 11. And then I hit snooze until about eleven thirty-five.
SPEAKER_04So for me, I mean it's a little bit different if it's noon. That's pretty late to be just hanging in bed, but I mean No, it's not. So I'm just gonna shift it and say if I have to be somewhere at 10 and it takes me half an hour to get there, then I set my alarm for about 8.15, snooze about eight times, and then lay in bed and play on my phone until I'm 10 minutes late. Jerry is just like, why am I playing with these people?
SPEAKER_00My I wanted Peg to say that because mine is very similar to his. I am I start with what time do I need to leave?
SPEAKER_04And I We're boring, Jerry.
SPEAKER_00Deduct. I deduct they like the time it takes me to get ready, underestimating the amount of time it takes for me to get ready. Plus hitting snooze multiple times. Um, yeah, I relate to that so much.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_00It's how I am.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Alright, so I liked two of these cards a lot, so we're gonna do the same scenario twice in a row with different uh out like different uh pile. Yeah, because I I really liked both of these, and I was like, I'm gonna do both of them because one of them just fits really well, so we'll do that first one. Uh you finally opened that weird tiny door in your attic and discovered the smallest attorney with the smallest little briefcase.
SPEAKER_04Makes me think of uh Josh Rubin and his world's largest businessman. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I don't know how you make this one funny.
SPEAKER_04So that's why I picked the other one.
SPEAKER_02I don't, yeah. I don't but I was like, but it's just the tiny little door with the small tiny attorney with the little I was like, it's just all the tinies. So I picked the other one. Who's a window Tony? Oh sue. Who's gonna sue them all? Uh okay.
SPEAKER_03So how do we make this better?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I don't know, but it's up to you at this point.
SPEAKER_03So we step in a pile of little lawyers.
SPEAKER_02No, but I mean, if you want to.
SPEAKER_04There's no pot. This isn't I when you said you'd drawn two cards and you were gonna do two of them, I thought it was another pile one.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no more piles. Okay. Okay. The scenario was it's all opening when you have no more piles. No, you don't want piles. No. Absolutely. And I kept two cards for that. We'll do the tiny door twice. Oh, I can't do that. Oh, okay. The first one is the tiny lawyer with the tiny briefcase.
SPEAKER_00No, I gotta change my answer. See, you see? That's why I asked.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. No, I was I was confused.
SPEAKER_02We've moved on from piles.
SPEAKER_04We used enough preparation H to get rid of those piles. Yes.
SPEAKER_03I haven't heard of piles in a while.
SPEAKER_02It's still in Styles. Yes. Harry Styles? Harry Styles has piles? He he might. I don't know. I'm not too up to date on his medical history. Yeah. Styles has too up to date on his anus. Yeah. I haven't checked my my Harry Styles anus watch in a while. What did you write it on your wrist? Or what it would yes, it's it's actually you got it done at Daphne's dentist. They made the mold.
SPEAKER_04This is getting worse.
SPEAKER_03Like we ever make it better.
SPEAKER_02How do we make this one better? How do we make this better? Yeah. A mold. Yeah, how do we fix a mold of Harry Styles anus that you wear on your wrist?
SPEAKER_04Okay, let's let's Okay. I have to be thinking about this one now.
SPEAKER_00I did it. I can't.
SPEAKER_02This tiny lawyer has some secrets. This isn't very funny. But yeah, this one's not a great one. I just liked the small on small on small.
SPEAKER_00I I like what I came up with. I think it's funny.
SPEAKER_02As a challenge. And then we'll do the other thing that you can find in the tiny little attic door that I like better. Okay. Okay, one second. I have to rewrite a bit of this. Well, hopefully you can read this. You can't stop thinking about Harry Styles. It's true. Styles piles. Mm-hmm. Put that in the files.
SPEAKER_00You can read it for miles.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_04There's a lot of other words that rhyme by the streets. There are. I don't know how much. But I was busy writing, so. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Alright. Again, I don't know how this is a problem. But uh, let's see. We've got this smallest attorney with a smallest little briefcase, and Jerry says, sorry, he's already the attorney for Peter Dinklage, but he can give you a great referral. Nice. Uh Jeff says, We're still good because I'm planning to serve the ants with an eviction note. I don't like that. Daphne says, uh, who will grant you three wishes if you promise to deliver him to Saul Goodman? Nice. That's nice. I like it. Alright. But I will. But. Um I will give that one to Jeff. I do like that a lot.
SPEAKER_00I thought mine was better.
SPEAKER_02You have self-confidence. That's good.
SPEAKER_03Can you give me a referral for Betsy Kettleman?
SPEAKER_02For some odd reason. Alright. So now this time we are using the same initial setup scenario card, because I like this one better. You finally opened that weird tiny door in your attic and discovered there's no miniature attorney now. Instead, in this door is a beautiful meadow infested with spiders. But we're still good because what? The third card I pulled was crusty underwear, and I didn't really want to go down that road too much. Crusty the clown's underwear? Maybe.
SPEAKER_00We've been through it enough with the piles.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I was I was starting to wonder to turn it into a game, and the listeners are gonna be sick of it. How many times can I say the words Harry Styles Anus before it gets too uncomfortable?
SPEAKER_00I don't know. You just said it again.
SPEAKER_02The answer is one. One is enough, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Alright, I am good to go.
SPEAKER_02We sure that's not the episode title? We were real that'll really draw people in, I think.
SPEAKER_04I feel like we'd get sued somehow.
SPEAKER_05Oh god.
SPEAKER_00I'm drawing while Jerry's getting ready.
SPEAKER_04I should just type these out. Probably. That's what I used to do before I had the whiteboard. I would use my Mac button.
SPEAKER_00I know I spelled something wrong, but I don't care. Okay.
SPEAKER_02S-O-M-E-T-H-I-N-G.
SPEAKER_04That's how you spell something.
SPEAKER_02Alright, let's see what we've got. Daphne says we're still good because we've seen arachnophobia enough times to understand the assignment. And Jeff says, we're still good because the spiders laid all the fucking ants. Those fucking ants. Um and Jerry with they are happy spiders, happy to see you, and they will wave and they will weave you a new sticky hammock. A non-sticky hammock. Oh, a non-sticky hammock. Okay. I was like, I don't know if that's good. Uh aw, that's precious. It's happy little happy little spiders. They're happy little spiders.
SPEAKER_00Is that like happy little tree? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I am gonna give Jeff the point again because the ants called back. It's great.
SPEAKER_00It's so difficult when the Allen boys gang up.
SPEAKER_02Yes. Alright, new scenario. No piles, no doors, no hairy styles. Unless he's one of the cards that I pull here.
SPEAKER_04I would love if you pulled that card right now somehow. No.
SPEAKER_00Hey, we did that at Trivia once. We put Justin Bieber as an answer because we had no idea and it ended up being the answer. So it happens.
SPEAKER_02I skipped three the three that I pulled and I didn't like any of them, and I just got to the first one that I did like. Everything you touch turns into nipples that could open a soda can. Oh god. How do we make that better? How do we make that better? I know. That would answer so answer so many problems, wouldn't it?
SPEAKER_04The problem is, once I touch the soda can, it turns into a nipple. Yeah. It's nipples all the way down.
SPEAKER_02It is. At least we we've moved on anatomically. Um moved up. Really? We've moved up away from the anus.
SPEAKER_03I don't have a clue.
SPEAKER_04I came up with an answer that I feel like I could just keep and use in every situation. But I'm gonna use it for this one.
SPEAKER_02Alright. It looks like Daphne is ready. Jeff, perhaps as well. I'm good. Jerry, okay. Then let's see what our answers are. Nope, is all that we get from Jerry. He's not touching those nipples. Alright. Jerry, or Jeff, we're still good because that's my secret fetish. That's great. Very brave of you. And Daphne, it's okay because they are stainless steel and are powered by the spiders that ate Jeff's ants. Okay, so she took the call back as a win and said, It worked last time.
SPEAKER_00But it didn't, because it's Jeff. It's okay. I don't need to win this game.
SPEAKER_02I haven't given a winner yet.
SPEAKER_00It doesn't matter.
SPEAKER_04I have a nut pug. Matters to me.
SPEAKER_00I have a nut pug.
SPEAKER_04You do. I'm jealous of that.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna give it to Jeff. I wanted to Daphne, and then I realized I don't know how stainless steel makes anything better.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00Any excuse will do to not give me the point.
SPEAKER_04That was the point. Just to make it don't get the point.
SPEAKER_00You're supposed to be encouraging me to play and get on the book.
SPEAKER_02I am, I'm encouraging you to get better. That answers.
SPEAKER_00I'm not one to.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. Well that's fight you.
SPEAKER_00Not gonna help you. I got a point. I'm not at a zero.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_00Okay. Give it to Jeff.
SPEAKER_02Alright. Interesting. What? What? Oh god, I'm reading all of these. And then decide which way to go with it.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02Hmm. Maybe you guys have an idea. So uh you walked in on your parents with blank, and now they want to talk about it. You don't want to talk about it. Um, and the three cards that I pulled that could go in different directions, so maybe you guys can uh you know the most successful pop group ever? Mm-hmm. Good for them. Uh or did you walk in with them uh going all the way up the nose? Take that as you will. Or did you walk in on them with donuts with hidden jelly? Also, whatever that means, take that as you will.
SPEAKER_04Wait, okay. So I'm trying to parse the first one. I walked in on my parents discussing with the most successful. Okay, got it.
SPEAKER_02Again, what they're doing with them, up to your own interpretation, I guess.
SPEAKER_04Uh are you asking us to choose which one we should use?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I think so. I I think Daphne's already writing something. We haven't even chosen official prompt yet.
SPEAKER_00Because I'm choosing my own. I'm I am refusing.
SPEAKER_02You know what? I will give it open pick which one of those you like, and then just let me know which one it is you're going with, and then give me the answer you like. That way it gives us a little spread of different things you can fix.
SPEAKER_04What was the third one again? Donuts with secret jelly? Donuts with hidden jelly. Hidden jelly. Got it.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. Which I guess any jelly-filled donut, it would be hidden, except for like the little donut anus that it leaks out of a little bit. It is.
SPEAKER_04It's the donut specter. I can't tell if Jerry is laughing or just like. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_02I think that word has been used too many times for his comfort today. Okay. Let's see here. So, successful pop group going all the way up the nose, or hidden jelly donut.
SPEAKER_00Yep.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Um.
SPEAKER_00I want special treatment consideration because I came up with the idea that we just do it our own way.
SPEAKER_04I love the m number of times that Daphne tries to argue that she deserves an extra point or something like that.
SPEAKER_02She's like, I don't care. I don't want points. I don't care if I win, but I also want you to give me special treatment.
SPEAKER_00There are many reasons why I deserve special treatment.
SPEAKER_04Most of them have to do with having to deal with us. Which is valid, fair.
SPEAKER_00Oh, by the way, Jerry, there's feedback on one of the posts on Spotify, so we will need to do feedback at the end of the episode.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I'm glad you specified on Spotify, not just like on a post, like a fence post like in the yard across the street. Somebody wrote something there. We need to talk about it.
SPEAKER_03I'll just walk out there and scream, scream back in my room.
unknownNever worry.
SPEAKER_04No. Alright. Alright.
SPEAKER_02Okay, let's see. Now there's a couple different directions we can go with this. So Jerry says you walked in on them discussing. Wait. Oh, so probably the pop group. Yes. Oh, pop group, yes. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh, let me write down.
SPEAKER_02Discussing how many songs Huntryx will do at my party. Oh, so they're hiring them for your party. That's nice. Daphne says the donuts with hidden jelly, but it's okay because you're already. Oh no, you've already. Is that you're already eaten? You! You've That looks like an R. You inverted that V. It's okay because you've already eaten at kebabs, so they can have at it themselves.
SPEAKER_00They can eat the donuts. I'm not eating them.
SPEAKER_02And then you all pick something different. Jeff Jeff walked in on his parents doing uh going all the way up the nose. Uh we're still good because they both tested negative for COVID. Yes. Nice. Nice. That's what they're doing.
SPEAKER_04I just I had to Jerry I had to make sure that it was uh kind of clean. Just like, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Jerry, Jerry, next week I'm coming with a game just for you.
SPEAKER_03Thank you. So all Star Trek and Redheads then?
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_00Maybe.
SPEAKER_04That's gonna be the episode title, Star Trek and Redheads.
SPEAKER_02I don't think it's important who got that point.
SPEAKER_00So No, we know who got that point. We're not idiots. Jerry and I are not idiots.
SPEAKER_02I'm an idiot.
SPEAKER_00What I think, Jerry, is this is now the Allen Boys podcast, and we're just here.
SPEAKER_02Jeff, what funny answers do you have for me? And I guess we'll let Daphne and Jerry play too.
SPEAKER_04That's what it's about. The thing is, and I don't know if any of you are gonna get this reference, but when you say all the way up the nose, the first thing that comes into my mind is meet the feebles.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_04It's been a long time since I saw that one.
SPEAKER_02Uh alright.
SPEAKER_04Well, that's no. No, not that one. That one's terrible. That one, Jeff isn't gonna have a funny answer for that one, so throw that one out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm I'm I'm skipping through a lot of these. Again, this is like the cards against humanity aspect of this game work. You also have to like choose a good card that fits. Um and none of these are doing it. Also, it doesn't make any sense, but it's kind of funny. You know what?
SPEAKER_04That might not be the worst thing, though.
SPEAKER_02Alright, we'll go with that one and see. We're gonna I'll let you pick between these two. That's how I'll do it if I find them. Neither of them actually make any sense, but they're interesting concepts. Everything you eat tastes like blank.
SPEAKER_05Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_02You can you can go with everything you eat tastes like performance anxiety. Or everything you eat tastes like the smell of fear.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah. Trying to figure those two out. Like what Right. Everything you eat tastes like See, and again, this is where I would just like to just throw back my answer because that's my secret fetish. You know, because it works just about every possible scenario. It's true.
SPEAKER_02Tastes like performance anxiety or tastes like the smell of fear.
SPEAKER_04You taste like fear smells.
SPEAKER_00Mine works for either.
SPEAKER_04Ooh. That's fancy.
SPEAKER_02Interesting.
SPEAKER_04I am blanking right now.
SPEAKER_02She's going for the like. She's trying to go for the points just out of like complexity of the routine. The technical points.
SPEAKER_04See, I'm trying to come up with something, but I have performance anxiety, so think of a way that makes you can make that better.
SPEAKER_02Daphne's ready. She's been ready.
SPEAKER_04I am so not ready. I've got so I've got absolutely nothing, and I'm trying to just like throw anything at the wall.
SPEAKER_00So, Jeff, if you haven't noticed, Peike is going to give you a.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I know. Yeah, so I'm just gonna write the most absurd thing.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you might as well.
SPEAKER_04Be like, Jeff, that's amazing. So good.
SPEAKER_00He's your son after all.
SPEAKER_03How'd you think of that? Okay now say say what the prompt was again.
SPEAKER_02Everything you eat tastes like either performance anxiety or the smell of fear.
SPEAKER_04I'm just throwing this shit at the I don't even know what this means.
SPEAKER_02Points for bravery. It's a weird prompt when I got tired of pulling cars. Yes.
SPEAKER_03I'm ready when you are.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Okay. Jeff looks like he's finishing touches. Alright, let's see what we got.
SPEAKER_00Are you sure you want to?
SPEAKER_02Sure. Jerry says everything you eat tastes like the smell of fear, but the fear was theirs, not mine. Yummy, yummy fear. Yum num. Nice. I like it. Jeff says, we're still good because fear smells and tastes delicious. Similar.
SPEAKER_04Like I said. I don't know what it means.
SPEAKER_02And Daphne says, we're fine. You'll just drink vodka instead, and you won't care.
SPEAKER_04Nice.
SPEAKER_02Where does this point go? I'm going to give that one to a certain person whose name starts with J and then goes to E and then has two letters that are the same after that.
SPEAKER_04I love that.
SPEAKER_02I didn't even, you know, of uh Hispanic culture. Yes.
SPEAKER_03Oh, wait a minute.
SPEAKER_02And has headphones on right now. No, uh Jerry's gonna get his first point.
SPEAKER_00Thank you so much. Sure. I already have my answer for the next one. I don't even need a prompt.
SPEAKER_02I don't know what that's supposed to be, but it's just fun. Just sounds insane. Okay, let's go with it then. Gross. Okay. Your breath smells like blank. And the card that I've gone with again doesn't make sense really. What is this conceptual smell? I don't know. But your breath smells like a half elk, half orc. Okay. I'm trying to even think like what would be a word you can combine those into. And I don't want to give too many ideas because one of you might figure that out. But I mean, if you just said them back to back, then it just sounds like a really weird like Mexican cartoon character. I'm elf orc!
SPEAKER_04But I don't know. Wait, is it elf or elk? Oh yeah, it is elk. Okay.
SPEAKER_02Elk orc. Elk orc. Yes. Wait a minute. Did I complete it? It is elf. No, it is elf. I read it wrong. Okay. Half elf, half orc. Okay. Legolus kind of crossed enemy lines and got a little freaky. I don't know why I read elf as elk. Maybe the K at the end of Orc threw me off.
SPEAKER_04Is there a K?
SPEAKER_02Although I usually spell Orc with There is on the card. Usually I would spell it with a C, but it is O R K on this card.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's correct. That's the planet that Mork is from.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. So this thing has gone way off the ribs. Um perfect for this show. Honestly. Alright, is everybody ready? Yes. Visibly disturbed. Alright. Uh let's see what we got. As our breath smells like half elf, half orc. Uh and Jerry says, but I'm a dragon and I eat any of those. Jeff says, we're still good because it looks like meat's back on the menu, boys. And Daphne says is the number 11. I knew you were gonna do I knew you were drawing that.
SPEAKER_00Yep. That's what I'm doing now.
SPEAKER_03I like that those hands have no thumbs.
SPEAKER_00They don't.
SPEAKER_05Mm-hmm.
unknownYep.
SPEAKER_02Alright. I'll give it to Jerry again. I like that. I like the dragon. Okay. I don't know what those are. Okay. This is gonna be another choose your own adventure.
SPEAKER_04Excellent.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna take all three of them that I pulled and let's see if you want to do something fun with them. You're a mind reader.
unknownI know.
SPEAKER_05But you can only hear.
SPEAKER_02But you can only hear thoughts about blank. And the three I'll let you choose from. You can only hear thoughts about bathrobe DJs. You can only hear thoughts about unibrow. Singular on the card. Or you can only hear thoughts about terrible visions of a beloved cartoon character. El Fork, maybe.
SPEAKER_04Bathroom DJs. Bathrobe. Bathrobe. That's weirder. That's even weirder. It is weirder. Specifically weirder, yeah.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_04Is it a DJ that wears a bathrobe? I assume so. Or is it like using a bathrobe instead of turntables?
SPEAKER_03That's that whole like that whole meme about the uh the cheeseburger stabbing incident.
SPEAKER_02Did somebody stab a cheeseburger? Was somebody stabbed with a cheeseburger?
SPEAKER_03Did a cheeseburger stab or did another cheese did a cheeseburger stabs stab another cheeseburger?
SPEAKER_02With a cheeseburger, perhaps. We don't know. Alright. We can only hear thoughts about bathrobe DJs, unibrow, or terrible visions of beloved cartoon varieties. It's singular, yeah. Which I guess you can't a person can't have unibrows. Yes.
SPEAKER_03That would be really weird if it was just like two rows of a unibrow.
SPEAKER_04But that would be a tunibrow. Now I'm picturing fish on your coming up with it, it was like that's why I kind of hesitated because I was like, wait a minute, I'm saying tuna now.
SPEAKER_05Oh shit.
SPEAKER_02Oh man. The card prompts might not be great, but some of the stuff that's come out of it is worth it. Um alright. Oh my god. Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay. This is my last attempt.
SPEAKER_02But what if there's more rounds?
SPEAKER_00I don't care. I'll come up with more creative photos.
SPEAKER_02Alright. I've got a certain British pop star you could figure something out for.
SPEAKER_04Okay, I've got something in I don't think it makes any sense, but we're taking weird put photos.
SPEAKER_02Or, you know, full circle back to Harry Styles.
SPEAKER_03Um recording?
SPEAKER_02Dang, we thought we were gonna finish the game. Okay, let's see what we got. Okay. Daphne goes with I assume this is bathrobe DJs. Only hear thoughts about the bathrobe DJs. We're still good because marshmallow reps the latest threads from Bed Bath and Beyond, and that makes you think of pumpkin spice candles.
SPEAKER_00Not funny, but it's really all I could come up with because I really I tuned out after Jeff got his like ninth point.
SPEAKER_02Jeff was also going bathrobe BJs. We're still good because those beats are clean as fuck. That's true. And Jerry's going with Unibrow. But it's on Colby Menifee and she's asking for two brows. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Go ahead. Just do it.
SPEAKER_02Just do it. No, that's Nike. But yes, I did.
unknownYep.
SPEAKER_02Don't worry. It's only five pounds for Jeff.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_00No, it's okay.
SPEAKER_04To be honest. You gave up when I got my second point. I think so.
SPEAKER_00It's okay because you know what? Next week.
SPEAKER_04Yes.
SPEAKER_00It's my game, and I can make it as excruciating for you. No, no. Jerry can win.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_00Jerry can win.
SPEAKER_04Jerry can win.
SPEAKER_00Yep. Famous redheads.
SPEAKER_04Okay. The Kool-Aid Man.
SPEAKER_00No. That would be incorrect.
SPEAKER_04The Kool-Aid man is is made up of a redhead. That is true. It's very true.
SPEAKER_00He's not making the list. Because I'm in charge of the list.
SPEAKER_02Is he are you Santa Claus now? She's not gonna check it twice, though.
SPEAKER_00I am the Buffalo Buffalo Claws.
SPEAKER_03Okay. But Buffaloes have hooves.
SPEAKER_00All right, Jerry, thank you very much. I now next week will find a game that only I can get.
SPEAKER_02It took me a second to get, but it was just like the Buffalo Buffalo Clause is gonna be a header in the like legal documents that Harry Stiles is gonna be filing soon.
SPEAKER_05Yes.
SPEAKER_00Please refrain from that foolishness.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Choose other foolishness.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Well, here's two foolishness foolishnesses that you could choose from. Okay. I'll I'll take the two. I like this. I mean, it's like at this point Jeff's game, and we don't need to do too many more rounds, but don't just for fun.
SPEAKER_00Paik dea.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_00Dia pake.
SPEAKER_02Elk pake.
SPEAKER_04Please. Antelope Pake.
SPEAKER_00I know it's I know it's incredibly difficult for you. But please try not to be as joyous about Jeff winning as you are right now. Because let's be honest.
SPEAKER_04Let's. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00Let's be aware. As our listeners are aware, Jeff is your father.
SPEAKER_02Yes. It's been fully established in lore, Buffalo. Buffalo lore. Jesus.
SPEAKER_00Alright, out with it, Pike.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay. But just for funsies, we could probably do a couple more. Because even though it says it's going like an hour, there's a lot of silence. I know it's going to be edited out. So let you pick two directions on this one. You told everyone that your distant relative invented sliced bread, but no, they actually invented blank. And I will let you go with they invented that booty. Or they invented wheelchairs.
SPEAKER_00Okay. So what read the first part again.
SPEAKER_02You told everyone your distant relative invented sliced bread. But no, actually they invented either that booty or wheelchairs. Which still would be like a really cool thing if you had somebody that invented wheelchairs in your family. Those are very useful. So is that booty, depending on who you ask. And what what that booty isn't you talking about? Maybe it's I've been uh decided to stop uttering the name of a certain person.
SPEAKER_03You said ancient relative or distant relative?
SPEAKER_02Yes. Distant.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Yes, I would distant.
SPEAKER_04Okay, I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_02Which I guess an ancient relative would be distant, just more distant. Okay.
SPEAKER_04I think I've come up with an answer to get me back in Daphne's good graces.
SPEAKER_00I doubt it.
SPEAKER_04We'll see. We'll see. We'll see.
SPEAKER_00I highly, highly, highly doubt it. There's really only one thing that could get back in my good graces.
SPEAKER_04Well, maybe I have that one thing.
SPEAKER_00Doubt it.
SPEAKER_04Alright, I'm ready.
SPEAKER_02Alright, let's see what we got. It's upside down. Jeff says for that booty, but we're still good because the spinch is backing up on it.
SPEAKER_04Daphne is trying so hard not to smile.
SPEAKER_02More Dimension 20 references, I always love. Also, that booty for Jerry. It was a Victorian Kardashian. Makes sense. Everybody went with that booty, which makes sense because wheelchair's just not funny. And Daphne says, and that's when everyone realized you related to J-Lo. Daphne from the block? And that point for historical realism goes to Daphne because we all know J-Lo invented that booty.
SPEAKER_00She did. But I honestly you could have given it to Jerry with Kim Kardashian.
SPEAKER_03It is Jim. A Victorian Kardashian. Yes.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Because, yeah. The spidge, Jeff, I will concede that the spidge backing up on it is kind of funny.
SPEAKER_04Kind of. That was so painful for her to admit.
SPEAKER_00But you could have also, I don't know, the spidge could have said you can do it, put your back into it, or, you know, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02There are other lot of things they could have said.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Alright, so with five points, I think Jeff will be the winner. However, Daphne and Jerry also have or not also, they do not have five points, so also would not be the right word to use. But they also have points, which are two of them for each of them.
SPEAKER_04If I were to find the weirdest way, but Daphne and Jerry also have points, which are two.
SPEAKER_02If I were to try to find the weirdest way to get that information across.
SPEAKER_00Spit it out!
SPEAKER_02Um so this could be like a tiebreaker for second place. Because second place is also a winner. And Jeff can also play along because I just want to see what he says. Alright, that one's not a good one. Okay. This one that is more, you know, uh straight pitch down the line, and then one's kind of a curveball, but they both could be fun. You fell asleep at a party and woke up with blank drawn on your face. Let you pick a which one. There are two roads that diverge in this wood. The one less traveled, or do you just want to pick what seems normal? Either way, we'll see what you come up with. So you fell asleep and woke up with fingernail polish drawn on your face. Or cricket meat, drawn on your face.
SPEAKER_04Not cricket meat on your face. Cricket meat. Like a picture of cricket meat?
SPEAKER_02Possibly. Okay. I could start humming the Jeopardy theme song again, but I I don't want to be sued by Jeopardy or Harry Styles, so I'm gonna just try to. No more.
SPEAKER_00Look, you can take all of these issues out with that little lawyer that we heard way back in the beginning.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we need that tiny lawyer with the tiny briefcase. He could help.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Maybe we do like a Harry Styles tune instead of Jeopardy things, like while we're waiting for you to finish. Maybe we need to.
SPEAKER_00Doesn't he? He has one that songs from a sushi restaurant or something like that. Music from a sushi restaurant. Do that one.
SPEAKER_02I don't know that one. I mean, I've heard that song. Any of them. I don't know the tune of that right off the top of my mind.
SPEAKER_00Late night talking is pretty good too.
SPEAKER_02Late night talking. Yeah.
unknownIt's good.
SPEAKER_02And that's the legal limit for that one. Um yeah. Uh his new album is pretty good too.
SPEAKER_00Is it? I haven't listened to it yet.
SPEAKER_02It's good.
SPEAKER_04Alright. Alright. This isn't funny, this is just a fact. Alright, perfect.
SPEAKER_00Hold on.
SPEAKER_04Okay. I don't recall rushing you, but Okay.
SPEAKER_00Here we go.
SPEAKER_02Alright, let's see what we've got.
SPEAKER_00Because I went in a direction that you may not be expecting.
SPEAKER_02I said two paths diverge in a wood, and she decided to just go up. Okay, so we got cricket meat for Jeff. It says, we're still good because I'm hungry.
SPEAKER_04Like I said, fact.
SPEAKER_02It's practic practical. Uh Jerry's going with the fingernail polish, but it is Colby's fingernail. I can't speak. Uh but it is Colby's fingernail polish, and I'm keeping it.
SPEAKER_00And here's my little thing in the fray. I took it in a different direction.
SPEAKER_02Because they also put what time it starts and where it is. And then she drew a picture of the face with written Cricket Meat 10 a.m. London. And with that, Daphne wins.
SPEAKER_04I'm trying to see if I could come up with something cricket-related, like the sport of cricket-related. So thank you for doing that, Daphne.
SPEAKER_02I had to do it because I'm like, I'm a fantastic way to go out on that one. Yes.
SPEAKER_00I thought it was clever.
SPEAKER_02Yes, it's very clever. The cricket meat is great.
SPEAKER_00Cricket meat. In a different direction. And I purposely kept it back so you couldn't see it until after you read everyone else's because I knew that it was out there and I'm okay with it. And Jerry has signed off to go have a nap.
SPEAKER_02He's falling asleep at this point. So somebody get the fingernail polished. Or cricket meet, whichever one you want.
SPEAKER_00Jerry, can you read our feedback that we have on Spotify?
SPEAKER_02It's on the fence post across the street. Oh, interesting. No, it's on the place for it.
SPEAKER_00It's on Spotify.
SPEAKER_02Oh.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_00Spotify's across the street? No.
SPEAKER_03Okay. It is from our friend Levi Dylan Burslav Loot.
SPEAKER_02I know that. I love when you get the whole thing right. It's fantastic.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03It is on episode 91, Pick-a-Pick-a-Pigs. And Levi writes, it's screaming, by the way, it's all caps. Nathani is the greatest. And signs off. Sincerely, everyone watching Kaiju Rambles.
SPEAKER_00Yes. So Levi had a uh no.
SPEAKER_03No.
SPEAKER_00Dimitri had a live stream over the weekend, and I stopped in. And Levi just told everyone to go and post that nice things about me and about how awesome I am. Because I have to put up with the three of you.
SPEAKER_04It's true. It's true. That's nice of them. Yeah.
unknownYes.
SPEAKER_03And it was because of me that uh Levi now understands Daphne's pain for her buttons.
SPEAKER_00Yes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_00And you know what? I've already told you. Levi is coming on this podcast for episode 100. I hope that you're ready for it.
SPEAKER_04Is episode 100 before or after the Big 200? That's a good question.
SPEAKER_02I'm still confused. Yeah. Because I was told we were almost there, and it's been several weeks since then.
SPEAKER_03You know, you're never gonna let me forget. Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_00No.
unknownAbsolutely.
SPEAKER_00And Jerry, especially because over our on Run for Your Lives, we actually have recorded 250 episodes.
SPEAKER_02It's just like we have to keep this going at least to that point because the big 200 now has to be one hell of an episode when we do finally get there.
SPEAKER_00I don't even know what on earth we would do.
SPEAKER_02And I'm assuming we'll just title that one. That's going to be one of the few, or really the only, that's not like a direct quote from the episode, because that's going to have to be titled in all caps, the big 200. The Big 200. Even though we had the big 200 as already a title, but that's why I said in all caps, yeah.
SPEAKER_03The Big 200, yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, with parentheses underneath for real this time. Yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03No, I I think what I think we should do on that, just I'm just spitballing here. Have Levi on, have Jamie and uh and Sam. And and Sam on, yes.
SPEAKER_02Not Tony though. We don't like Tony.
SPEAKER_03Not Tony more. We should have Tony on as well.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I guess he can be invited.
SPEAKER_04And then also and maybe also have uh Rob and Joe on podcast and Rob as well if he wants to stop by maybe all of our guests have a podcast and we take the week off.
SPEAKER_00They can shit talk us.
SPEAKER_03That would actually be kind of funny.
SPEAKER_04It wouldn't be pretty funny if we did that one week.
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SPEAKER_02Oh my god Run for Your Lies you can go check that out too if you want. Yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yeah. Um okay if you like what you've heard you can find us on Facebook and Instagram at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast or at our website at Buffalo BuffaloPodcast.com and that's it for this week. We'll see you next week.
SPEAKER_04Until next time we won't actually see them. No.
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