BBP 97: Hungry Hungry Secretaries

Daphne regales us with her tales of going to the DMV and Jerry gives us an abbreviated version of his game for today.

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SPEAKER_03 0:00

Coming to you live from Truk Norris Twisted Eats in Ellisville, Missouri, it's Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_00 0:14

It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:23

Welcome to Buffalo Buffalo. My name is Jerry, and once again, they're here. It's Stephanie, Peike, and Jeff.

SPEAKER_06 0:34

You don't seem very excited. So I'm so happy about that.

SPEAKER_03 0:37

Well, we are recording a day early because Pike has a concert to uh play, attend, I'll be sure. Both. Pake's got a concert. Come and see him.

SPEAKER_06 0:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 0:46

But playing and attending. I'm playing. I'll be on stage and then I'll run down and try to catch myself for a little bit. It's tough.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

You have to run really fast when you do that. So how is everybody today?

SPEAKER_04 0:59

Oh, I'm doing alright. It's uh we're we're in deep in allergy season now, so that's that's fun. It's kind of that lovely balancing act between, you know, do I open my window and suffer or keep my window closed and suffer?

SPEAKER_01 1:16

So those are two great options, Jeff.

SPEAKER_06 1:22

I I'm good. I came straight from a friend's birthday dinner at BJ's to be here, so I'm full of steak and zuokie.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

That's great. Well, I registered my car today. I registered my car today.

SPEAKER_04 1:45

Yeah. And what what what party did it register as?

SPEAKER_01 1:48

It is uh a registered independent.

SPEAKER_04 1:51

Okay, nice.

SPEAKER_01 1:52

Yep. Very proud.

SPEAKER_04 1:54

So your car votes on the issues, not not based on party lines. That's that's nice figure.

SPEAKER_06 2:02

Green party. Her car's a huge fan of Jill Stein.

SPEAKER_04 2:12

Is Jill Stein still running? I don't think so. I had no idea for Green Party now. But yeah. Oh my gosh. Anyways. Yes. Daphne's car is now registered.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

Yeah, as much as as uh, and I didn't know, it's like, would it register to get a uh uh sunroof? Is it permitted you get that sunroof exemption?

SPEAKER_04 2:37

Jerry is fascinated with the sunroof. It's like every time you talk about your car, he asks about the sunroof.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

Well, I'll tell you. If you guys come to Maine, you can ride in my car and we'll open the sunroof so you can see that it's there.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

Wow. Excellent.

SPEAKER_01 2:56

Yeah. I found the other day when I was driving, I found the button to open it.

SPEAKER_04 3:03

Nice. It's under the sun when you want to open it. It's really a weird place for it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

No, it's not. It's up with the lights, and so I was trying to turn the the light in the car on so I could find something, and it just went.

SPEAKER_04 3:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

I was like, okay. Um it's a little too cold for that still here. It's not uh it's definitely not summer yet.

SPEAKER_06 3:29

So put those tires away. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 3:33

I have to do that by the end of the month. I have to go and have those swapped out because you can only have studded tires through the end of April, and then they have to because after April, the tire breeding season is done.

SPEAKER_04 3:48

Right. Right. You let the tires go out to stud. It's nice of you. Create some baby tires.

SPEAKER_02 3:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:56

It's where they get the the wheels for hot wheels and matchbox tires. Is from the studded tires.

SPEAKER_06 4:02

Yes. It's a whole industry. Tire farms are the rage right now.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Uh-huh. How do you how else do you expect me to pay my car payment? Like, I have to do this.

SPEAKER_05 4:15

We gotta get those stud fees. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:18

I've never had a car that had studded tires. I've never had an all-wheel drive car. I've never had a car with a sunroof or heated seats or a backup camera or Bluetooth. Like I living in a computer generated car, it feels like.

SPEAKER_04 4:36

It's computer generated. It's not actually there.

SPEAKER_03 4:40

It's an AI car. She has a she has Future Shuck.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

Um, yeah. I mean, I'm sure there are lots of other newer bells and whistles that people have now that I'll get on my next car type.

SPEAKER_06 4:54

Literal bells and whistles, I've I've seen. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

I was just happy, I will tell you this. I was just happy that when I went to the city hall to register my car, that they didn't say, and now you must go down to the DMV because I did not want to go down there at all. Oh god. And I know that there are like situations where that's what you have to do. Now, if I wasn't transferring my plates over, I would have had to go to the DMV.

SPEAKER_04 5:24

If you needed to get new new plates, or I'm just like, nope, these ones. It's been a while since I've been at the DMV.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

But they're cool on this car because I'm not not doing that.

SPEAKER_03 5:37

So yeah, one thing I will give our California DMV, they allow you to make a make appointments and you get through a bit faster.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:46

Uh we can it only takes three hours instead of four. It's really helpful.

SPEAKER_01 5:51

We can do that here. And if I knew I was buying a car and I needed to get plates, I would have to schedule my appointment three months prior. Like I'd have to schedule it like in December for an April appointment. Yeah, that's what you have to do. Because I I went to get my driver's license replaced and it they had a three-month wait. And so I had to actually go and sit there.

SPEAKER_04 6:18

For three months. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 6:22

Yeah, wow.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

You walked right into that one.

SPEAKER_04 6:26

I love it. You literally said that. You literally said it's a three-month wait, and so I had to sit there.

unknown 6:33

I know.

SPEAKER_04 6:34

Like there wasn't any misunderstanding there. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 6:37

No, no. Oh no. I know.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

The fact that you all responded immediately.

SPEAKER_05 6:45

Immediately, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Oh my god. Yeah, and that's how it is here at Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_06 6:52

In Maine? You've got to get a better system than that. People have got stuff to do. You can't be sitting in a waiting room for three months. Are there like tents and stuff set up?

SPEAKER_01 7:02

No, but we have a Walgreens. There's a Walgreens next door, so I can go over and get like snacks if I need to.

SPEAKER_06 7:08

Nice. Live off of Pringles for three months.

SPEAKER_01 7:12

Yep. Energy bars, um, you know, monster drinks. Because you have to stay awake. Like you can't go to sleep because they might call your number.

SPEAKER_06 7:23

Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 7:24

I'm so Because it's not like in any like in order like kind of thing. They just pick a number. It's actually they do like with a bingo ball like rolling. It's got all the different numbers in it. So you never know when yours is coming up.

SPEAKER_04 7:36

Honestly, it's can be difficult. I don't know how it is in Maine or Texas, but in California, it's like it's all based on like what window you're going to. Each window has its own letter. And so you get something like you know G40, and you go, oh, they're on, you know, G38. Well, that's great. But the next 75 ones that they're calling are not G's. Yeah. You know?

SPEAKER_06 8:00

Somebody's had to have yelled out bingo in that place at some point. They're calling numbers.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

When I went to Walgreens to get snacks.

SPEAKER_04 8:11

I have no idea when that is, but I will I will do that.

SPEAKER_01 8:14

When I went to Walgreens to get snacks, the people that were ahead of me, I just said, do not let them move past my number. I'm literally going to Walgreens to get something so I don't pass out from hunger.

unknown 8:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:31

Because if they call my number and I'm not here, stall. Fight somebody. I don't know. Start a fire. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

I mean, I was there not for three months. Really, I was there for like four hours. And you're basically friends with the people that are there, and you're happy when they get called up. You're just like, we're one step closer.

SPEAKER_06 8:54

Price is right where everybody come on down. They finally moved on to the other side.

SPEAKER_01 8:59

It's solidarity. Like, it's like, okay, yes, I get it. People there feel your pain of waiting.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 9:07

And so I was there and I got my driver's license renewed, and they're like, Well, would you like the real ID?

SPEAKER_04 9:14

And I'm like, uh You do need it.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

No, I don't. I have a passport.

SPEAKER_04 9:21

Oh, you've got a passport. That's right. You need it's real ID or passport. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:27

Right. But I did get the I did get it because I thought I'm already here and I'm not coming back here to wait for four hours or months.

SPEAKER_06 9:36

So no, we're gonna do this now. Pulled at random, so you never know how long it's gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 9:43

Nope. It's like it's like a big Home Depot where people are wandering and yelling to try to get someone to help them and nobody comes. And then you think here's the thing too. You get you know you're close, and the window's gonna call you, and they go to lunch.

SPEAKER_04 10:04

Yep. And there's nobody who comes to that window to replace them. It's just like they'll be back.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

It's like, okay.

SPEAKER_06 10:12

Um unlike a Home Depot, they don't have a hot dog cart in the parking lot because that would make it unfortunately easier.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

They really should get a food truck there.

SPEAKER_04 10:22

They really should. I mean, people would like legitimately you could clean up. Yeah.

unknown 10:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:29

If they did a rotating food truck thing where it was like, you know, whatever, five different trucks, you know, that came in once a week kind of thing. Yes. Like so awesome.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

Think of worker burnout and appreciation. Like, people would be happy. The people that work there would be excited to go get a burrito or a corndog or whatever. Like they could go, look, they could bring in ice cream on Fridays. I mean, people would be so happy for that.

SPEAKER_04 10:57

Be like, I get to go to the DMV.

SPEAKER_01 11:00

No, no one has ever said that. I can't imagine.

SPEAKER_04 11:04

They had ice cream there. Mom, can we go to the DMV for ice cream?

SPEAKER_01 11:11

Yeah, these are the same parents who can't stand it when the ice cream truck drives around and you hear it, and they're just like, I don't want my kids to hear it. They're gonna watch it.

SPEAKER_04 11:19

I have heard so many stories from people who are like, yeah, my parents taught me that when the ice cream truck plays music, that means it's out of ice cream.

SPEAKER_01 11:29

Yeah. I mean not falling for that foolishness.

SPEAKER_04 11:34

My nieces, but fall for that.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 11:40

When you're three and you actually believe that your parents know how the world works, you know, they would never lure me astray with lies.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

Or your parents own a grocery store with a box of uh with an entire freezer box full of ice cream. So that point that matters rendered pointless.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 12:00

But it's more fun. No, you can't have the truck, Jerry. We have ice cream at work.

SPEAKER_01 12:07

But it's more fun. Tell me, am I wrong? It's more fun when it comes from the ice cream truck.

SPEAKER_03 12:13

Absolutely. Yep. Well, one thing, uh, one thing I do remember getting off, you know, the the the times, you know, my mother told me, if you want something off that ice cream truck, you know, you pay for it yourself.

unknown 12:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:28

That's that's perfectly fair. No, I I had I had to work and then salary. Yeah. I had salary.

SPEAKER_01 12:34

So you had salary? Jerry, celery's not ice cream.

SPEAKER_04 12:38

No, so he got paid in salary. Salary. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

Okay. I don't think that the ice cream truck would accept celery as payment.

SPEAKER_04 12:50

I don't know. The celery truck would. Maybe.

SPEAKER_06 12:55

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 12:56

We already know that makes no sense. We already have that. We don't need more.

SPEAKER_06 13:02

You might be able to pay them in peanut butter.

SPEAKER_03 13:04

Yeah. There you go. Oh gosh. Have you ever had fresh ground peanut butter?

SPEAKER_06 13:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 13:11

Oh, that's good.

SPEAKER_06 13:13

Just picked it up right off the ground.

SPEAKER_03 13:14

Yeah, pick it up right off the ground, yes.

SPEAKER_01 13:17

Um yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 13:25

First time I ever had Lucas brand like anything was on an ice cream truck.

SPEAKER_01 13:32

Lucas. Well, let me tell you, Lucas here is a tree removal company, and I don't think they make ice cream.

SPEAKER_06 13:38

Yeah, yeah. They I they had ice cream with bark. It was great.

SPEAKER_04 13:43

Lucas here is the guy who made Star Wars.

SPEAKER_06 13:48

No, it's it's like like Chamoi, the the like kind of like tamarindy, chili, spicy like stuff you put on candy. They had like ice cream that had that in it. It's like tahine. Yeah, it's very tahine-like.

SPEAKER_04 14:01

I've never heard of it.

SPEAKER_06 14:02

But they make a lot of candies that are coated in stuff, is Lucas.

SPEAKER_04 14:05

Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. I probably have seen them. I always go past that section where I'm just like I I don't want things covered in tahine and chamois.

SPEAKER_03 14:18

Yeah, it's a little yeah, this is uh this is my uh vitamin supplement bottle, but it's about uh a little can about yay big. A little yellow can.

SPEAKER_06 14:27

So chamoy peach rings are a great, great thing, great in invention.

SPEAKER_04 14:33

You know what? If somebody has them and offers me one, I will absolutely have it. But I'm not going to buy a bag of them.

SPEAKER_06 14:40

Alright, we'll you know you're coming, you're coming to Fort Worth. I am at the end of this year. We can buy them at Bucky's, they got Chamoy gummy bears and chamoy peach rings. We'll have to we'll have to do that. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_04 14:53

Sounds good.

SPEAKER_03 14:55

Yeah. So uh when are you all you're going to Fort Worth at the end of the year for a music? October. October. Yeah, and I and I sadly am not going.

SPEAKER_05 15:05

Sorry. No. There's still time.

SPEAKER_01 15:07

No, and Jerry, you know what? I was thinking about that. And I was thinking about the fact that Jerry may not like the music that the bands play.

SPEAKER_04 15:16

Oh, he definitely would not like the music.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

But you could always come over. I mean, because the festival's one day, right? Like it's it's that Saturday. We've talked about we're gonna go early and like have like a long weeks there. Yeah, yeah, we are. Um Jerry, you can always come over and hang out with us, you know. I probably could. You could. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 15:41

And that's in Colorado? Yeah, Colorado Fort. I'm sorry, my brain's at Fort Collins.

SPEAKER_01 15:53

Fort Collins. No, Fort Worth.

SPEAKER_04 15:56

Fort Lauderdale, Texas?

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Yeah. This this I know that you always say to me when I say, well, this is going off the rails, that when is it not going off the rails? But for some reason, I feel like it is especially going way off tonight.

SPEAKER_03 16:18

Statement before recording definitely made me go off the rails.

SPEAKER_01 16:22

What was that about, Jerry? What was that about?

SPEAKER_06 16:25

We will not speak of that one.

SPEAKER_03 16:26

We will not speak of that.

SPEAKER_04 16:28

It's too hard to bring that back in without it just sounding yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

It's it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

The moment passed.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

I know. It's too bad. Um, I was just looking through our text message thread to see if there was anything ridiculous that happened over the past week.

SPEAKER_04 16:44

No, never. It's been very quiet and very normal. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:50

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Jerry asked me when I said I registered my car. He said, Why did you turn it into a cash register? I didn't know cash registers could have summer tires.

SPEAKER_04 17:04

Which is such a stretch. I know. It is. So I just had to save it and bring it back to like reality with the register to vote. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 17:14

Yeah. And I said Jerry Jerry tries a lot of the like, I misheard something, but it doesn't work as well when it's over text. Because like when you like the concert you mentioned I'm going to was like, yeah, Pake's going to go see the floor mat. And he's like, why is he going to get floor mats? And I want to respond, like, Jerry, is that the word she typed? Because you can see it right there.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

Like And I said, Jerry.

SPEAKER_04 17:36

Let little things like details get in the way of the comments.

SPEAKER_01 17:41

No, he doesn't. And I just with that, I and now I try to come up with something like smart alechie or whatever to say because it's like fluomance. How do you even no, it's because I need them for my car. They didn't come with them, and I only trust Peg to uh to pick them out for me. And so he's taking care of that tomorrow.

unknown 18:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:02

Well, very thoughtful of you, Peg. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:05

It is. I really need someone to know. I need to have someone I can trust when it comes to you know car things because I'm I'm a woman. And everyone knows that women don't know anything about cars.

SPEAKER_03 18:18

Oh my god. No.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

Please tell me.

SPEAKER_03 18:24

No, no. I I disagree with that statement, but I I understand the sarcasm.

SPEAKER_04 18:28

Well, so does Marissa Tomei.

SPEAKER_03 18:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:31

When I bought- I've watched that recently, the the Marissa Tomei, my cousin Vinny scene. Oh, I love that scene. It's like I just have to watch this again. I just love it.

SPEAKER_01 18:41

It's a work of art.

SPEAKER_03 18:43

It's a work of art. What, the the scene or Marissa Tomei?

unknown 18:48

The scene is.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

I mean porque no los dos. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

Oh my god. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

Okay. I will have two quick mentions and then we'll get to the game if that's okay. Sure. My my one pic the first picture was Desmond. My the new kitty I will be bringing home this Saturday.

SPEAKER_04 19:13

Congratulations.

SPEAKER_03 19:16

Desmond is a very sweet boy.

SPEAKER_01 19:19

Now, would you explain to the class why his name is Desmond? Because it's kind of interesting.

unknown 19:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:26

No, because his last name, you know, they they gave him a name of surname.

SPEAKER_06 19:30

He's a very fancy cat.

SPEAKER_03 19:32

No, he's he's got a um his initial name at the shelter is Firo Lays.

SPEAKER_06 19:40

Frito Lays?

SPEAKER_03 19:41

Yeah, Firo.

SPEAKER_06 19:42

Fredo Frito Lays.

SPEAKER_03 19:43

Yeah, Frito Lace. F-I-R-U-L-A-I-S or something like that. And and his uh he's they also have him as is uh aka Tutu, like a T-U-T-U. And I was thinking, well, there's used to be the bishop, the South African bishop named Desmond Tutu.

SPEAKER_06 20:00

Yeah, that's exactly why I came up with that, too.

SPEAKER_03 20:03

No, but Desmond is also the name of my favorite lost character.

SPEAKER_04 20:07

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 20:09

That's you know what? When we got Cassidy, her name was Annabelle. And uh we named her Cassidy for multiple reasons. One is because it's Chris's favorite wrestler on AEW is Orange Cassidy, and my favorite character on Preacher is Cassidy. So it's cool to have multiple reasons.

SPEAKER_03 20:32

Yeah, and then the second picture was from later that day, a much less pleasant subject. Is I filled I filled up my truck with gas.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

Oh god, yes.

SPEAKER_03 20:44

And the total on that was uh nearly 17 gallons of gas, but six dollars a gallon almost. The total was$100.85. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 20:58

Yeah, it's uh depending where you go here. Um, but uh I mean if you go to just like the Chevron or Shell or whatever, it's like$6.29 right now.

SPEAKER_03 21:08

So yeah, I saw a Chevron. You know, I usually check a couple, you know, uh when I was coming home, um, I I uh drove by one store that that that uh market had six forty-five, and I said, oh hell no.

SPEAKER_06 21:22

Nope.

SPEAKER_03 21:22

So I drove down here and I said, looked at it just under six, I was like, done.

SPEAKER_01 21:27

So I'm not sure what to do with all the cheap gas.

SPEAKER_06 21:33

Drink it.

SPEAKER_04 21:34

Drink all of it. Absolutely, should just drink it. Sounds like a good idea to me.

SPEAKER_03 21:40

Yeah. And I was gonna say, Daphne, there's probably more people in my county than there are in your entire state.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

I feel like there's more people in your city than in the entire city.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

How many people live in your city, Jerry?

SPEAKER_03 21:53

Uh the entire city. Uh it's like the entire metro area, let's see, about eight hundred thousand?

SPEAKER_01 22:00

Yeah, we have we have at least twice that, but close.

SPEAKER_03 22:04

Yeah. Well I'll I'll check it later. So we'll we'll follow up on this. So who is ready for a game?

SPEAKER_01 22:13

Jerry, I don't know if I'm ready for this game because you have you've not sold it well to us, I don't feel.

SPEAKER_03 22:22

Nah, it's easy, more or less.

SPEAKER_04 22:25

Let me see. What was the what was the line that he used? Um my game tonight will either be great or flictionary level bad. It's a 50-50.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 22:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:41

So I am so looking forward to this, even if it's ter honestly, especially if it's terrible.

SPEAKER_03 22:49

No, well, it's it's it is some, you know, there are some stupid hard uh clues in here. But I was when I was developing our uh plans that we're gonna turn into the state in a couple weeks.

SPEAKER_06 22:59

For this date? For this podcast?

SPEAKER_03 23:02

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

The state is reviewing it, Paige.

SPEAKER_06 23:05

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

The state of California is going to be reviewing our games in the future, like all of our future games. So we have to be like more prepared. Yeah. They've taken an active interest in our podcast.

SPEAKER_04 23:17

Governor Newsom, please keep up the trolling.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

You know he is, right?

SPEAKER_03 23:24

Yeah. Okay, but because of like uh uh concerns for space uh on the page, and so we abbreviate a lot of stuff. So we have you know just all these all these abbreviations and uh all the abbreviations are on the call-outs, and then there says abbreviations in the upper left-hand corner. We are going to play abbreviations.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

Great.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 23:45

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 23:45

Um and we need to have our whiteboards, right?

SPEAKER_03 23:51

Uh for steals, yes.

SPEAKER_01 23:53

So Okay, so I need to get something to wipe my whiteboard off with because I didn't come prepared. So give me just a moment.

SPEAKER_03 24:00

So you were not ready to be ready.

SPEAKER_01 24:02

I was ready to be ready. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 24:05

Go ahead. We'll just vamp in the interim.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

We'll we'll just talk about Daphne while she's gone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 24:11

Yeah.

unknown 24:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 24:16

And that's what I really think about her. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 24:18

Yeah. No, I already know what you think about me.

SPEAKER_06 24:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:22

You can pretend that you like me. I know you don't.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

Daphne, you're the foundation of this of this podcast. Pake is the mascara of this podcast. I'm just the blush because I you know turn red. True. It's true. So Jeff is the toner? Sure, why not? If if you could see, you know, if the listeners could see the smirk and the um Daphne's face in her disdain. Okay, so uh break out your random number generators, one to sixty-two.

SPEAKER_01 24:58

Fucking sixty-two, Jerry? Are you serious?

SPEAKER_04 25:04

I I I cut it down. Oh, I love it. I love it, Jerry.

SPEAKER_01 25:09

Jerry.

SPEAKER_04 25:10

I cut it down. It was six hundred and twenty. He cut off the zero. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

No. That is too many to get through.

SPEAKER_03 25:21

No, no, we're not getting too many to get through. So that's why we're gonna do that.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

I'm not keeping track, so Okay.

SPEAKER_03 25:27

I'm keeping track. It's right in front of me.

SPEAKER_06 25:29

I probably will not have because sometimes I write all the numbers across the top of my board and I can erase them as we do them. I'm not writing down 62 numbers.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

That takes too much that is too much effort. I am not in the mood for that.

SPEAKER_03 25:42

Okay, so you may have to write these rules down.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

So rules?

SPEAKER_03 25:46

Yes, it's just no no, it's three three rules.

SPEAKER_01 25:50

Three rules, okay.

SPEAKER_03 25:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 25:53

So um What are the rules, Jerry?

SPEAKER_03 25:55

Okay, we are gonna go to twelve points, but Okay. Twelve points, but hold all criticism till the end. I will give you the clue, and if you get it without any help or any assistance, it's two points.

SPEAKER_04 26:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 26:13

Um if you want a hint, I will give you the classification of what it is, and that'll be take it down to one point, so that might help help a little bit in reducing what you what you think it might be. And if you don't get it then, we it opens up for a half point steal.

SPEAKER_06 26:28

Got it.

SPEAKER_01 26:29

Okay, I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 26:32

I said I wasn't gonna write down all the numbers, and then I did. Yeah, I also wrote down all of it. They're a lot smaller, but they'll they'll work.

SPEAKER_01 26:39

Great. I didn't, because I'm just not going to. So let's go.

SPEAKER_04 26:46

Well, I'm not going to either because I already did.

SPEAKER_06 26:50

All right, Daphne's starting with 11.

SPEAKER_01 26:52

No, I am not. I'm taking 13. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_03 26:55

No. Well, you can't because Daphne's going first. But she wants 11. Yeah. She already said 11, so I did not. So we're going to we are going to go in the order of Daphne, Pake, and Jeff.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

Wonderful.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

I'm the caboose. Yeah, so, and if you if there's an issue, this is why I asked about the shirting thing. Um I will write it, I will put the clue on here in just in case you have a problem. So.

unknown 27:23

Alright?

SPEAKER_03 27:24

What if the problem is I can't read?

SPEAKER_04 27:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

No, Jeff.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

Yes. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

Okay. Alright, Jerry.

SPEAKER_03 27:35

So, number 13?

SPEAKER_01 27:37

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

Your clue is USB.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

USB. Universal. Serial bus? Correct!

SPEAKER_04 27:51

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 27:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 27:54

Jerry, do you know and this is a legit question. This is called a bus?

SPEAKER_03 28:03

It's just a terminology in electronics for like tran a transfer point.

SPEAKER_04 28:07

Okay. One of those things that I've never bothered to look up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

You know, people don't really use USB like drives anymore, at least that I see.

SPEAKER_04 28:20

Not much, not with cloud storage, but you still have USB C for.

SPEAKER_03 28:24

Yeah. You mean like OneDrive?

SPEAKER_04 28:26

Exactly. Jerry's favorite.

SPEAKER_01 28:30

Jerry, I'm so afraid. Can I just tell you that I'm so afraid? I save things on OneDrive, but then I have a second backup of the most important things on my hard drive because I'm afraid.

SPEAKER_04 28:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:42

Yeah. Well, I put I uh I put my stuff on Dropbox in addition, you know. So that's you know. So and I know they have backups, so yeah. Okay. Uh Pake. 31. Lucky number 31. I forgot lucky number 13. I'm sorry, Daphne. Lucky number 31. I get my my nephew's gonna be yelling at me. Why didn't you say lucky number 13? Okay, your clue is radar.

SPEAKER_06 29:13

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 29:14

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_06 29:16

Really awesome dope ass radar.

SPEAKER_03 29:24

I think he's got it. I think he's got it. No, you don't. Would anyone like a crack answer? That's interesting. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

I couldn't ever come up with anything better than what Bake said. I'm leaving it. I'll I'm yeah, no.

SPEAKER_04 29:42

I cannot remember it. I I've heard it before, but I don't remember.

SPEAKER_03 29:47

Okay. So in this case, Jerry gets a point.

SPEAKER_06 29:54

He just wanted to win one.

SPEAKER_03 29:55

No, I only get one point per these. So the answer is radio detection and ranging.

SPEAKER_04 30:03

That's right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:05

So uh Jeff. Nineteen. Lucky number nineteen. You USPS.

SPEAKER_04 30:21

That is uh the United States Postal Service. Correct. Uspus. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

Us pus.

SPEAKER_01 30:32

It kind of represents how I feel about it sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 30:35

Us puspigush. Yes. Sorry. That was right there. That will not be the episode title.

SPEAKER_04 30:44

Oh, why not? If you say that, that makes it the episode title. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:48

Okay. Okay. Until something else comes along. Yeah. Alright. Round one. Fine. Jeff. Jeff and Daphne tied at two. Jerry has one, and Pika has zero. Yes! Alright. Alright. Pake is going for the dirty sweep. Yeah. Alright. Daphne. Lucky number 11. You're serious, right? 11? Okay.

SPEAKER_04 31:15

She's gonna mute. I I love the fact that I when I edit. See, this is the problem when you do things like nod, then I edit it and I'm like, because it's weeks later, I go, did I miss did Daphne's audio drop out? What happened? I'm not hearing her.

SPEAKER_01 31:30

I like to keep you on your toes, Jeff.

SPEAKER_03 31:32

Yes. I appreciate it. Your clue is UPS.

SPEAKER_01 31:37

United Parcel Service.

SPEAKER_03 31:39

Correct.

SPEAKER_04 31:40

Just going through all the U's right now.

SPEAKER_01 31:43

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

That's the way the numbers worked, I guess. Okay. Pick.

SPEAKER_06 31:49

Twenty-nine.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

Lucky number twenty-nine. Uh your clue is CDC.

SPEAKER_06 31:58

Center for Disease Control?

SPEAKER_03 32:00

Correct. Jeff.

SPEAKER_04 32:04

Uh Shwifty-five.

SPEAKER_03 32:07

Lucky number fifty shive.

SPEAKER_04 32:10

Shwifty five. D bd.

SPEAKER_03 32:13

Okay. Your clue is CPU.

SPEAKER_04 32:17

Um central processing unit.

SPEAKER_03 32:21

Correct. Alrighty. After round two, uh Daphne and Jeff are tied at four, Pake has two, and Jerry has one. Darn it. Yay! Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 32:37

My dirty sweep's already ruined. Already ruined.

SPEAKER_03 32:40

Alright. Daphne, round start round three.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

Number one.

SPEAKER_03 32:46

Lucky number one. Well, maybe I should have upped these uh up the score here. Your clue is FDA.

SPEAKER_01 32:55

Food and drug administration.

SPEAKER_04 32:58

Correct. Franklin Delanore Delano Azeveld. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 33:07

Okay, that's correct. Uh Pake.

SPEAKER_06 33:10

Twenty-five.

SPEAKER_03 33:12

Lucky number, twenty-five. Ooh, maybe not so lucky.

SPEAKER_06 33:17

Ooh. Food and Drug Administration.

SPEAKER_03 33:20

No. Okay, your clue is PF Changs.

SPEAKER_04 33:29

I had no idea. Is Changs an out? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 33:34

The PF and PF Chang.

SPEAKER_06 33:36

Okay. Um practically food. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_01 33:47

So I think that if these aren't what they are, they should be changed now.

SPEAKER_04 33:52

Yeah, it would be great if P.F. Chang said that they were practically food.

SPEAKER_06 33:56

Practically food.

SPEAKER_04 33:58

Definitely want that.

SPEAKER_01 33:59

Yep. I think that that should definitely be adjusted to be that. Think of all the problems we can solve with this game.

SPEAKER_06 34:13

Philadelphia Fridays.

SPEAKER_03 34:17

I don't know. Okay. All right. Anybody want to have point steel?

SPEAKER_01 34:23

No, I can't outdo practically food. Like I feel like that's the best answer. Why would I want to change it? No.

SPEAKER_03 34:31

Okay. PF Changs stands for Paul Fleming's Changs.

SPEAKER_01 34:35

Oh, interesting. Okay. All right. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 34:40

Jeff. Uh 42. Lucky number 42.

SPEAKER_03 34:49

Ooh. Ooh, you're gonna hate me, Jeff.

SPEAKER_04 34:53

I might.

SPEAKER_03 34:54

DHL. You've seen their tracks.

SPEAKER_04 35:00

Oh, I know it. Yeah. Uh dependable highway logistics.

SPEAKER_03 35:08

Incorrect. Would anybody else like a crack at that?

SPEAKER_06 35:12

It's um what they what they want you to do with the products when when you get them. Do heavy lifting.

SPEAKER_01 35:20

See? I'm telling you. Pake why? Don't you start a side project doing the companies? Come on. Just do it.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

Okay. Any nobody?

SPEAKER_01 35:35

No.

SPEAKER_03 35:36

Okay. The company is named for their uh let's see, you know, what I wrote it down here. Hang on.

unknown 35:42

Uh name.

SPEAKER_04 35:42

Jerry doesn't know the answer, he doesn't get a point either.

SPEAKER_03 35:46

Named after their founders, Dalzi, Hillblom, and Lynn.

SPEAKER_06 35:52

Should have all known that.

SPEAKER_04 35:54

Because we all remember the Hillblown family.

SPEAKER_02 35:57

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Okay. So after three rounds, Daphne's in the lead with six, followed by Jeff with four, Pink with two, and oh, Jerry's it with three. Ooh.

SPEAKER_06 36:12

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 36:13

Jerry's dancing. Okay. Alright. Daphne, begin round four, please. Number two. Lucky number O.

SPEAKER_06 36:24

No, two, not O. We're not doing letters.

SPEAKER_03 36:26

Lucky number O. Daphne, since you're my age, or thereabouts. Basic.

SPEAKER_01 36:35

What?

SPEAKER_04 36:36

Oh my gosh. Basic. Oh my gosh. I used to know what this meant.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

I don't know that I remember it. I know it I think it has to do with the computer language, but yeah. Yeah, Jerry. I don't know. I think the first one is probably binary, but outside of that, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 37:00

I would have guessed binary as well. That was the best thing I could come up with, even though I know it has nothing to do with binary. Be a sweetie. Invite Carl. Yep, that's my.

SPEAKER_01 37:10

You know what? That's what Meat Wad would say. Uh-huh if they were having a party.

SPEAKER_06 37:14

It just seems like basic, you know, uh Etiquette, right?

SPEAKER_01 37:18

Etiquette and Etichate, yeah. So, Jerry, enlighten us.

SPEAKER_03 37:22

It stands for beginner's all-purpose symbolic instruction code. And I've known that since I was 12.

SPEAKER_01 37:29

That's great that you knew that. If I wanted to put that in my brain, I would have to kick something else out. And I don't think I want to part with any of my wrestling, figure skating, or photography knowledge. So it it doesn't get to go in.

SPEAKER_04 37:44

Yeah, basic was the first stuff that I learned too.

SPEAKER_01 37:47

I learned basic programming.

SPEAKER_04 37:49

I don't know if I'm not.

SPEAKER_06 37:50

First things I learned as a toddler were pretty basic as well.

SPEAKER_04 37:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 37:56

Honestly, the things I learned as a toddler were mostly acidic. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

That's oh, I love chemistry jokes.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

Alright, pick 20. And lucky number 20. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 38:22

You see? He says lucky, and then he looks at it and you and says that, and you instantly know it's gonna either suck or be so easy that you hope you don't fuck it up.

SPEAKER_03 38:34

Your clue is sonar.

SPEAKER_01 38:41

Come on. Paik, give us something fun, because I know you want to.

SPEAKER_06 38:47

It is some some obnoxious noise around the radius. That's it. Kind of.

SPEAKER_03 38:57

I cannot I cannot give that one to you. Anybody else want to take a crack at it for a half point?

SPEAKER_06 39:03

It's a character in the game Dispatch. He's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01 39:06

I think sound navigation and ranging? Correct! My dad had to have sonar on the boat.

SPEAKER_04 39:18

I knew I got sound and range, but I was m my brain was stuck on nautical.

SPEAKER_01 39:24

Yeah. Me too. Yeah. And so I went with navigation because I thought about because my dad's boat broke down once and they were lost at sea until someone went out to find him. And um we had a long dis like this.

SPEAKER_06 39:41

He had already used his sonar and the dolphins had come for the rescue. So we were good. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

Uh-huh. Okay, sure. They pulled the boat in and everything.

SPEAKER_02 39:53

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 39:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 39:55

Uh Chief.

SPEAKER_01 39:57

Um 37.

SPEAKER_03 40:02

Lucky number 37. Ooh, I like this one. SSD.

SPEAKER_04 40:08

Uh same shit different. Super smash dudes. Uh solid state drive.

SPEAKER_03 40:17

Correct. Okay. Alright, so after four round four, uh Daphne in the lead with six and a half, Jeff with six, me with four, and Pake with two.

SPEAKER_04 40:31

Made it go Pake. Yay, me.

SPEAKER_03 40:34

Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 40:36

Number five.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

Lucky number five.

SPEAKER_01 40:44

You laugh like it's a like it's hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 40:47

I'm sorry. It's just I I was like, I was thinking in my head, somebody pick five, somebody pick five when I came up with it. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 40:53

Yeah, you wanted me to pick it, so I'd get it right.

SPEAKER_03 40:56

I wanted anybody to pick it.

SPEAKER_01 40:58

Why?

SPEAKER_06 40:59

Because he's tired, he's not gonna stand for this question anymore.

SPEAKER_01 41:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 41:03

Taser. I've been waiting for this one. I was hoping to get this one.

SPEAKER_01 41:09

I have no idea, Jerry, so just Jeff, you go ahead and give it. Since you know. Or if Peg has something clever to say, I'm always down. You got it?

SPEAKER_05 41:21

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

You know the answer, or is this a peg answer?

SPEAKER_05 41:25

What do you mean? I know exactly what it is. Let's see. Let's see.

SPEAKER_01 41:33

Take a shot.

SPEAKER_04 41:35

Take a shot, A Rube. The correct answer looks like it could be a Paik answer.

SPEAKER_01 41:43

Thomas A. Swift's electric rifle?

SPEAKER_03 41:46

That is correct.

unknown 41:47

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

Fucking A.

SPEAKER_03 41:49

My favorite Beatles song.

SPEAKER_04 41:55

Thomas A. Swift, aka Tom Swift, uh was a uh it was a series of books back in like the twenties. And he had an electric rifle. And that's where the the name Taser was taken from those books.

SPEAKER_01 42:15

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 42:16

That has come up on trivia before. That's how that's how I knew it.

SPEAKER_03 42:19

Okay. Alright, uh Pink.

SPEAKER_06 42:22

39.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

Lucky number 39.

unknown 42:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 42:29

Your clue is A T and T.

SPEAKER_06 42:33

All talk and text. Uh it's probably like telecommunications and technology or something like that for the T's, but the A, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 42:53

None of that.

SPEAKER_04 42:54

I'm making a guess. Daphne has a lot of things. I am as well. Yes. So this is what I'm going with. Analog telephone and telegram.

SPEAKER_03 43:06

The correct answer is American telephone and telegraph. Daphne has it right.

SPEAKER_04 43:11

Telegraph. And right. American, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:16

I do love hearing those words. Daphne has telenovella.

SPEAKER_04 43:21

Yeah, it's a telenovela. That's right. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 43:26

Okay, and that was uh Jeff is next, right?

SPEAKER_04 43:32

I think so, yes.

SPEAKER_03 43:33

Yes, okay.

SPEAKER_04 43:35

Oh, let's see. Let's go with 16.

SPEAKER_03 43:40

Lucky number sixteen. Your clue is Ram.

SPEAKER_04 43:45

Uh re no, that's ROM. Um sorry, had to almost answered just like instinctively.

SPEAKER_06 43:52

Um Random access memory? Yep. Correct. Okay. It's always the ones I know are the ones other people get.

SPEAKER_01 44:06

Well, you should let me pick for you, because then pick me.

SPEAKER_04 44:10

This has been established that Daphne picks good numbers for you. Yeah?

SPEAKER_03 44:14

Okay. Well, it'll be you'll have a chance to do that next time. So uh after five rounds, Jeff leads with eight and a half, Daphne with seven, me with four, and Pake with two.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

Yay! Holding strong.

SPEAKER_01 44:28

I'll take number seven, Jerry.

SPEAKER_03 44:31

Lucky number seven. Uh your clue is FHA.

SPEAKER_01 44:37

Uh farmer's home administration?

unknown 44:40

Hang on.

SPEAKER_03 44:41

Did I get the wrong meaning? Because I have a different one. Hang on.

SPEAKER_01 44:44

Or it used to be farmer's home. I think now it's Federal Housing Administration.

SPEAKER_03 44:50

Correct, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

That's the one I had. Because my mom got a loan from them.

SPEAKER_06 44:55

It's not frequently harassed apricots?

SPEAKER_01 44:58

No.

SPEAKER_04 44:58

Oh, apricots. I had apes. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 45:05

Not 20 points, two points.

unknown 45:09

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 45:10

That's a 20-point question. The double, double, double, the daily double.

SPEAKER_01 45:14

Oh, it's too bad we didn't have like a daily double. That would be fun. Maybe I'll do that the next time I do like Buffalo Jeopardy.

unknown 45:21

Cool.

SPEAKER_04 45:22

Or you can risk a certain amount.

SPEAKER_01 45:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:25

Ooh.

SPEAKER_03 45:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 45:26

Pink.

SPEAKER_06 45:28

54.

SPEAKER_03 45:30

Lucky number 54. Okay. Your clue is URL.

SPEAKER_06 45:39

You're L too, Jerry. You're quite L as well.

SPEAKER_04 45:46

I believe it's pronounced Earl.

SPEAKER_01 45:49

No.

SPEAKER_06 45:54

Why would I know this? I mean, it seems like something I would have learned in like computer class in junior high.

SPEAKER_01 46:02

And why would you keep it in the U.S.?

SPEAKER_06 46:05

I know. Like seven months ago.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

I feel like they'll pick you up so much other info, like you have to shove something out in order for it to live there.

SPEAKER_04 46:17

Universal? Trying to see if Jerry will give anything away. Romulan language. Oh yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_02 46:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:30

My face gave it away.

SPEAKER_04 46:34

Now incorrect, I believe, Jerry, that is upright left.

SPEAKER_03 46:40

No, uh the Daphne has it right again. Uniform resource locator.

SPEAKER_06 46:45

I did not know that. So it originally, so fun fact, the URL, they started letting other websites and services use it, and now anybody can have their own URL. But originally it was only for people who sold uniforms for different work and jobs and stuff. So you needed to make sure to find locate the place that you could buy your uniform from.

SPEAKER_01 47:06

I admire your persistence.

SPEAKER_04 47:09

And here I thought that some of the first you know uh places with URLs were college campuses and research labs. But apparently no, it was uniform manufacturers.

SPEAKER_06 47:18

Just uniform manufacturers. Yeah. Interesting.

SPEAKER_03 47:21

Interesting. Yeah. Um that was pick a uh 53. Lucky number 53.

SPEAKER_04 47:31

We'll see.

SPEAKER_03 47:33

Uh your clue is HHS. Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_04 47:38

Um I'm gonna need the category.

SPEAKER_03 47:43

Government.

SPEAKER_04 47:45

Oh, um Health and Human Safety?

SPEAKER_06 47:53

Hungry, hungry secretaries.

SPEAKER_01 47:56

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 47:58

That's it.

SPEAKER_01 48:01

Okay, Jerry, hold on. Oh. You have put Jerry Jerry Jerry's down, Jerry's down for the count.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

We'll be back in here.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

I'm on ready state.

SPEAKER_06 48:17

We'll go we'll cut to commercial.

SPEAKER_01 48:20

Da da da da da da da.

SPEAKER_06 48:21

If you are loved one has used redonovan in the last six months, you may be you may be able to be compensated.

SPEAKER_03 48:30

Oh my god. I don't know why. Okay, sorry, sorry. I don't know why. But I have this image of secretaries doing the thing with me.

SPEAKER_06 48:44

Alright, here's your food. Just drop a bunch of sandwiches on the desk and yell.

SPEAKER_02 48:51

Oh god.

SPEAKER_01 48:53

Oh god. That's insane. Jerry. That's what's floating. Here's my answer.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

Uh health and human services is correct.

SPEAKER_04 49:03

Services, that's right.

SPEAKER_03 49:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 49:06

Working in the medical world.

SPEAKER_04 49:09

Yeah. Yeah. No, I should have I should have gotten that one.

SPEAKER_01 49:11

I just A lot of people call it DHS, like.

SPEAKER_04 49:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

But it yeah, it keeps evolving, and I don't know. I mean, it's alphabet soup, really.

unknown 49:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 49:21

Definitely got to have to be able to do that. Yeah, which when that when when alphabet soup is what's on the menu for the hungry hungry sapotaries, it that's that's a messy and dangerous one. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 49:32

You really wouldn't want to be putting spaghetti and meatballs down for a hungry hungry secretary second.

SPEAKER_06 49:38

I know I think I said separataries.

SPEAKER_01 49:41

It's a hard word to say thanks. It is.

SPEAKER_04 49:43

Separaries.

SPEAKER_01 49:45

Yes. Uh Jerry, what's uh what's our score?

SPEAKER_03 49:48

Okay, Daphne scored three points in round six, so that puts her in the lead at ten. Jeff at eight and a half, me with four, and pake with two. Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 50:00

Pake's holding steady.

SPEAKER_03 50:02

Okay. So Daphne, round seven.

SPEAKER_01 50:05

Seventeen.

SPEAKER_03 50:07

Lucky number seventeen.

SPEAKER_01 50:11

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 50:13

Your clue is CBS.

SPEAKER_01 50:16

Uh oh god. Columbia broadcasting system.

SPEAKER_04 50:27

Correct. Yep. Which gives her twelve. Which gives her twelve. Yeah. That's a good pull. I had forgotten. I could not remember the Columbia part. Oh no, I could still catch up.

unknown 50:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:44

Okay, so Peek.

SPEAKER_05 50:45

40.

SPEAKER_03 50:47

Lucky number 40. Peak, you should have had Daphne pick your number. You should. Your clue is IKEA.

SPEAKER_01 50:59

Why do I feel like Jeff might know this one? Yeah. He might be able to pull this out from somewhere.

SPEAKER_06 51:06

It's kooky European architecture. Damn it, he got it.

SPEAKER_03 51:16

Yeah, this one was one of the the ones I should have awarded double points for.

SPEAKER_01 51:21

Yeah. I think that, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 51:23

This one's uh like probably the hardest one on the board.

SPEAKER_04 51:27

It's I'm assuming it's Swedish words. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 51:31

Why would you put Swedish words?

SPEAKER_04 51:33

Seriously, Jerry.

SPEAKER_01 51:35

It's a pizza, eat the pizza.

SPEAKER_06 51:39

Pizza starts with eight now? Yes. In Swedish it does. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 51:44

Yeah, looking back on it. No, no, looking back on it, I shouldn't have I should re-rejigger this list a little bit and then you know fix it up so I can take it when we do when I do this game again, and I will, I will have not so hard clues. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 51:57

So this one, IKEA, stands for uh your pronunciation is gonna be judged since you put it on the list.

SPEAKER_03 52:06

Ingvar comprad Elmia Elm Teyard Anuyard.

SPEAKER_01 52:12

Yeah, I'm gonna do that.

SPEAKER_04 52:13

I'm saying Jerry doesn't get a point for that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:16

No, I'm gonna pull uh uh a little saying we have at Grady McDuff's when we get questions that are quite ridiculous like this. Who knows this shit? Why would you know it?

SPEAKER_04 52:32

Yes, yes, and maybe a lot of Swedish people would probably know.

SPEAKER_01 52:36

They might, but I don't.

SPEAKER_04 52:38

I mean And if Daphne doesn't know it, it's not worth knowing.

SPEAKER_01 52:43

But that is not what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 52:46

I'm not saying that you're saying that. I'm saying that.

SPEAKER_03 52:49

Okay. I will not take the point for that one, so I will give it to me.

SPEAKER_04 52:54

I will finish the night off with 62.

SPEAKER_03 52:59

Lucky number 62. Oh, here's one. USDA.

SPEAKER_04 53:06

Um god.

SPEAKER_01 53:10

It's a little too late to be asking these questions. Oh man.

SPEAKER_04 53:23

I should know that one just off the top of my head, and I don't. Mm-hmm. United States Department of Agriculture.

SPEAKER_03 53:30

Correct.

SPEAKER_01 53:31

Yes. Okay. Jeff, I'm glad that you got it because honestly, you would have been so mad at the time.

SPEAKER_04 53:36

I would have been very upset about that one. That was one that like I knew, and it just was had fallen out of my brain. Immediately, I I almost said, Oh, it's the United States Drug Administration. Wait, no, no, it's not that.

SPEAKER_06 53:53

I don't know, steaks can be like a drug sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 53:55

Yeah. Hey, depend depends on the cut and the cooking and the seasoning. Oh my god. Yeah. I mean you could slice it with a butter knife, it's so tender.

SPEAKER_06 54:06

Yep. Steak for dinner tonight. It was it was okay.

SPEAKER_03 54:10

Well, so uh Daphne wins with 12. Congratulations. Jeff Jeff comes in second with 10 and a half, me with four, and pick with two. Yes. You just gotta end up picking better numbers. Or have Daphne pick your numbers.

SPEAKER_04 54:25

You're terrible at picking your numbers.

SPEAKER_06 54:28

Well, the last like two or three that Daphne picked, I wouldn't have known either for herself. But Daphne would have picked ones for you that you can't.

SPEAKER_01 54:34

I would have picked different exactly.

SPEAKER_04 54:36

She's not gonna pick the same numbers that she wants.

SPEAKER_01 54:39

No.

SPEAKER_04 54:39

That's true.

unknown 54:41

All right.

SPEAKER_01 54:42

I mean, it's proven it's a proven thing.

SPEAKER_04 54:44

You don't learn.

SPEAKER_01 54:45

It's it's a proven thing that I have picked numbers for him that have been very successful. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 54:54

So went on to have great careers. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03 54:58

Okay, but for funsies, would you like the tiebreaker?

SPEAKER_06 55:01

Sure.

SPEAKER_04 55:02

For funsies.

SPEAKER_03 55:02

Does it start with you are aware?

SPEAKER_02 55:05

It is a you are aware question.

SPEAKER_03 55:07

Okay, good. Okay, Daphne, you I want you to participate in this one as well, Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 55:12

Why? What if I don't want to?

SPEAKER_03 55:14

Okay, then you don't get to then you don't get to have the fun.

SPEAKER_06 55:19

But here's the fun thing about bonus question is all of your points that you won in the main game are being gambled. So if you don't answer it, you automatically lose all the points. No, I don't play them.

SPEAKER_04 55:28

If you don't answer it, you're not gambling the points then.

SPEAKER_01 55:31

So That's right. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 55:33

Well her answer would be blank, and that's wrong. But it'd be like Final Jeopardy, where you bet zero. Okay. I will bet five points.

SPEAKER_06 55:45

I'll bet my two and Daphne's twelve. Because she's not using them. Yeah, she's not. Points are not transferable, Pake.

SPEAKER_04 55:55

That's just a fine print. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 56:00

Pake, I thought you didn't want my dirty points.

SPEAKER_06 56:03

That was years ago. Yeah. I'm a changed man.

SPEAKER_01 56:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:09

Alright, so I got I had to think I had to think quick of a tiebreaker, and I was thinking it just before the episode started. Alright, we started recording. So for the tiebreaker, you know, for probable tiebreaker, you are aware that islands exist.

SPEAKER_04 56:26

Ooh, who's I I've heard of them.

SPEAKER_03 56:29

Okay, and you're also aware that Sweden exists.

SPEAKER_06 56:33

Sweden does.

SPEAKER_03 56:34

Finland, on the other hand. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 56:36

Right. Now Sweden exists, but it's not an island. They're two separate things.

SPEAKER_03 56:41

Okay. Okay. But Sweden has the distinction of the country with the most territorial islands or inhabited islands in it in its uh Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 56:50

They'll they'll bite you if you get too close to them.

SPEAKER_03 56:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 56:53

They're very territorial. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:56

So what is the number of these islands?

SPEAKER_04 57:01

Islands or like their fan number? Islands.

SPEAKER_03 57:03

No, no, or just islands altogether, inhabited or uninhabited.

SPEAKER_06 57:06

Okay. So what is the number of these islands? What number would you call to reach them? 8675309. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03 57:15

So the total number of islands that are governed by Sweden.

SPEAKER_06 57:20

Has the most?

SPEAKER_03 57:21

Yeah, Sweden has the most islands in the world.

SPEAKER_06 57:25

Because and this could be semantics, but I'm gonna have to like question you on something. You're a geography guy, so maybe you'll know if I'm way off. Anyway, we'll get to that in a minute.

SPEAKER_04 57:36

Okay. I'm ready. Definitely you're not doing the number, right?

SPEAKER_01 57:40

Oh no, I am doing this one. You wanna know why I am?

SPEAKER_04 57:44

Not particularly.

SPEAKER_01 57:45

You'll see soon enough.

unknown 57:47

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 57:47

I think she actually knows the number.

SPEAKER_04 57:49

It's more than one, I bet. No, it's definitely more than one. Alright. This is my number.

SPEAKER_03 57:56

Oh wow. Mm-hmm.

unknown 57:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 57:59

Pake has what, 135?

SPEAKER_06 58:01

135.

SPEAKER_03 58:02

Daphne has 260,000. She's look, she's the closest. The total number of islands governed by Sweden, inhabited, uninhabited, small, big, whatever, is 267,570.

SPEAKER_06 58:18

Now is that like a like couple of inches square, like square inches patch of like rock in the water, kind of as an island?

SPEAKER_04 58:28

If it's always above the water, then yes.

SPEAKER_03 58:34

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 58:36

And how do I know it's come up before?

SPEAKER_06 58:41

As islands do.

SPEAKER_04 58:42

Yeah, it's true.

SPEAKER_06 58:44

Alright, well, that number's way more than I thought. Because I was like, pick out 130. I know 135. Because I was like, that's a lot, because the only the only thing I knew is like I'm thinking bigger islands, because I know the Galapagos Islands are like 127, something like that. And that's like a lot, but they're more islandy than I guess what these would be.

SPEAKER_01 59:05

Finland has 175,000.

SPEAKER_04 59:10

Yeah. I was yeah, uh Indonesia is kind of what I was thinking of in my head as like a close one, but they're about 17,000.

SPEAKER_01 59:21

So yeah, no, they're way down.

SPEAKER_04 59:24

Scandinavia is like a lot more island-based than what yeah, it's all the all the fjords and all that kind of stuff. It just kind of cuts through and yeah, leaves a whole bunch of little islands. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 59:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:38

Okay. So did you end up liking or disliking this game?

SPEAKER_01 59:42

No, it was it was fun. I'm terrible at it, but it's fun.

SPEAKER_03 59:45

Well, this the second round will be easier.

SPEAKER_01 59:48

So the second round will be easier because we did all the hard ones tonight? Some of them, yeah. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_02 59:56

All right.

SPEAKER_01 59:57

Thank you, Jerry, for your wonderful game and entertaining us tonight.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:02

And nearly passing out twice and once before the recording.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:06

I mean, really. It's what we've come to expect.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:10

Well, there have been times I haven't.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:12

From now on, I'm just going to hit record as soon as I log on.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:17

Yes. Before we even show up.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:19

Before you even show up. That's what I'm gonna do because I missed something that would have been incredible.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:27

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:29

Well, if you have liked what you've heard tonight, this madness and nonsense that this podcast radiates, you can find us on Facebook and Instagram at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast or at our website, Buffalo BuffaloPodcast.com. Until next time. No smart comments from you guys.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:51

I mean, this was just a typical snafu on my end.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:57

It's buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:02

It's all food bar. A food bar?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:06

Bye, son.