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BBP 99: A Tiramisu of Fuckery

• Team Buffalo Buffalo • Season 2 • Episode 99

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Pake's game today makes for a minor amount of chaos among the cohorts, and leaves quite the impression.

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SPEAKER_06

Live from Runs a Restaurant in Scotts Bluff, Nebraska, it's Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_00

It's Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Welcome to the Buffalo Buffalo Podcast, the home of the Whopper. Today I am your game master. I am Paik. I didn't know that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You didn't know he was Paik? How did you not know?

SPEAKER_12

I didn't know he was Paik. No.

SPEAKER_03

You think after almost 200 episodes that we'd know he's fake?

SPEAKER_05

I think, you know what? I think Jerry secretly records a separate episode on his own after we record the main Buffalo episode, and that's why he thinks we're at almost post show.

SPEAKER_06

It doesn't get uploaded anywhere. He just listens to it on his he just listens.

SPEAKER_05

You know what it makes me think of? The Office. And Creed had a blog that was basically a word document.

SPEAKER_12

Creed's Thoughts.creed Thoughts.gov.edu backslash Creed Thoughts. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Doesn't exist anywhere. So, but Jerry, um yeah, I think you do that. That's why. Because this is episode 99. Yes. We're not at 200. Despite I know you're trying to get us there faster than we're going to get there. This is episode 99.

SPEAKER_06

That's amazing. A bunch of loof balloons doing our thing.

SPEAKER_05

Yes.

SPEAKER_06

Yep. Also, with me are Jeff, Jerry, and Dad. Oh yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Yeah. Forgot who we are.

SPEAKER_12

Are you now? I did not realize that Run is a restaurant. Does Jam Master J know about this?

SPEAKER_05

Isn't JMJ he passed away.

SPEAKER_06

So he probably doesn't know.

SPEAKER_12

Probably not. No. I did not know that Rev runs a restaurant.

SPEAKER_03

Jerry. I mean, you make obvious references I don't know about. You make other references I have no idea.

SPEAKER_05

Jerry, here's the thing. Um we go through this with Jeff not watching TV series and stuff that, you know, he's behind, he hasn't seen them. We did that before we started recording. Now it's your turn. I can't help it if you haven't seen The Office.

SPEAKER_12

Or heard of Run DMC. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, they only had what one of the biggest hits of the 80s.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I've heard of Run DMC.

SPEAKER_12

The Office had one of the biggest hits of the 80s. That's impressive.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, Dwight Schroot. Oh my gosh, yeah.

SPEAKER_12

I know characters.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Dwight Schroot has the has really great beats. Yeah. He does.

SPEAKER_03

And and I've seen clips of The Office and the character that whatever his name plays. Um I I cannot fucking stand that character. It just irritates me to watch, you know, to watch a clip. I just, nope, done.

SPEAKER_12

I just can't do it. You don't like the character played by the whatever their name is?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Who is that? You have to say more than that because I don't really I don't know who you mean.

SPEAKER_03

There's a number of different characters.

SPEAKER_05

I can't remember his name, but are you talking about Michael Scott?

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no, no. I know that's that's Steve Carell.

SPEAKER_05

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_03

But but the other guy, the the the guy that plays Dwight is like uh what's that? I cannot remember Rain Wilson. Thank you. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Two N's the end of Rain.

SPEAKER_03

Like a CINAHL. I cannot stand that character. So it's a no. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05

You don't like Dwight Schroot?

SPEAKER_03

I despise Dwight Schrute.

SPEAKER_05

Jerry, that's great because I'm pretty sure, and you guys can correct me if I'm wrong. You're supposed to not like him.

SPEAKER_12

You're supposed to not like him, but not in the sense of like, I want to punch my own television kind of like him. It makes me want to do that. Which is how I feel every time that Kelly Kapoor comes on screen.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_12

You mean Kelly I cannot watch Kelly Kapoor?

SPEAKER_05

Who are you talking about?

SPEAKER_12

Mindy Kayling's character.

SPEAKER_05

That's oh, okay. Okay. Kelly Kapoor.

SPEAKER_06

We're talking about the Office, Daphne. Catch up.

SPEAKER_05

No, I know what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_12

So there's no catch-up on the Office. Uh-huh. No. Yogurt, but I do relish it.

SPEAKER_05

I'd like the air. I'd really like the audience to know that in amongst all of that banter that just went on, you may have noticed that Jeff has now caught Jerry's mishearing disease, and I'm in desperate need of hearing aids for two people on this podcast. To protect Peg from this, I'm going to wrap him in bubble room.

SPEAKER_06

Miss Hearing Aids. Is that hearing aid? That's a drag queen.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. But I will I will put this forth too is that c I've seen several episodes of Seinfeld. I will still put Dwight Schroute above the Tirmasue of fuckery that was Seinfeld.

SPEAKER_12

No, the Seinfeld characters are absolutely horrible. They are I hate every single one of them, and the worst is Seinfeld.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I've seen a lot of the episodes, like almost all of them, if not all of them. And the the moments of fun I appreciated on the show. One was Kramer being the movie phone when they called him up and he's reading all the movies. And he's describing the movies and acting like he's actually narrating the project.

SPEAKER_12

Realizing halfway through that he can't tell the difference between what number you pressed. Exactly.

SPEAKER_05

Um and when he got, I don't know if it was Merv Griffin or somebody changed their some talk show host changed out their um furniture for the show, and Kramer somehow ended up with it in his apartment, and everyone came over and sat down and would talk like it was a talk show. Those are the two things I liked. The rest, um no, it was honestly, it's one of those shows that you want to punch people in the face, really. Um not super fun.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I was gonna say the only thing I might have liked was the um the Kenny Rogers roaster sign turning uh what's his name's apartment red. Yeah, that was because the sign was right outside his window, so yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I never watched him Seinfeld. Not my not my gym.

SPEAKER_03

Consider yourself lucky.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, it's it was one of those shows that was at the zeitgeist of American culture, and it was 100% a water cooler show where you would go in the day after the episode had aired, and everybody would be talking about the show. And so it was kind of one of those things that became you watched it whether you wanted to or not, because it was so in the public consciousness. But it really, I don't want to say didn't stand the test of time. It's just it's not a show that people go back. If people were a big fan of it, maybe they do, but like it's not a show that people are like, oh, you know, we we should all watch Seinfeld for the first time kind of thing, the way that people do with you know other shows. Let's say, for example, The Office or Parks and Wreck, where it's like if you haven't watched it, you need to go back and watch it. It was such a of its time show that you know it no longer is worth going back to watching.

SPEAKER_05

I watched it after like after the fact, I watched it in the 2000s.

SPEAKER_12

Did you?

SPEAKER_05

And it really is a show about nothing. And I could not stand George Costanza, like that character.

SPEAKER_12

I actually my nickname in high school was Costanza.

SPEAKER_03

Which is really horribly insulting, but the one thing that I knew about George was that you know people uh some people make a mountain out of a molehill. He made entire planets out of a molehill.

SPEAKER_05

He made a mess all the time. It was ridiculous. I could not stand it. Again, I don't, I mean, I'm not the biggest fan of com comedy in general.

SPEAKER_06

Right. Which is why you like or on this podcast. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_12

You we've already established She has to be locked in a room in order to stay on this podcast.

SPEAKER_05

You we've talked about this. Yes, I'm not allowed to leave. Uh I have to keep doing it. Um because I'm the one that can keep you focused long enough to actually record it. Otherwise, it may never get accomplished.

SPEAKER_06

Which is very true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

You're always looking at something around you or distracted by shiny things. Exactly. But I wanted to say something. Jerry goes ahead. Jerry posted something in our chat there this week that made me very happy. He's it seems like he's considering coming to our festival weekend that we're going to, but not to go to the festival, just to come and hang out with us, and that made me happy.

SPEAKER_03

The festival in Colorado. Yes, Fort Worth, Colorado. For some re for I don't know why I had Fort Collins in my head. I don't know either. That was kind of funny.

SPEAKER_06

We do need to do a Colorado like hangout sometime.

SPEAKER_12

Absolutely, for sure. But there's talking about doing that for a few years.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but there's no maseos in Colorado. Well, you know, and and I did check the distance.

SPEAKER_12

That's what you need to do. Be the change you want to see in the world, Jerry.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but I did I did check the mileage from Dallas, yeah, Dallas, Fort Worth, and it is four and a half hours down to Galveston.

SPEAKER_12

Jerry was we were talking about going, you know, Jerry's like, oh, Jerry might go with us to Fort Worth, and goes, Yeah, I might take a just a day trip down to you know to Galveston.

SPEAKER_06

I said that I was like, that's only four and a half hours, but you know, if you Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I mean, we will be at the festival all day, like into the night. So I feel like you can see.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. You you don't want to go see Slayer with us. Uh the schedule for Vegas just came out uh a couple of days ago. I started uh kind of planning, you know, what would my day look like kind of thing.

SPEAKER_06

I have to send you something uh that I did the one for Vegas just for fun, even though we're not there. Yeah, I I was gonna talk, I was gonna But there's a little scheduler thing that you can plug in all the bands you would want to see, and then it actually makes a scheduler for you and forces you to choose between two if they overlap, and then like if there's like a gap in between, then it gives you like some options of like, well, go see this or this.

SPEAKER_12

Five minutes to pee.

SPEAKER_06

Right. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, so I've already signed up for it, uh, so I'll send you the link. And then when the set times come out for the Fort Worth one, you can we can actually build our schedules.

SPEAKER_12

Yep. Awesome, awesome. That's gonna be exciting.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, uh, but the other thing was the surprise I had today. And I sent this in the text uh uh a few hours ago. I I I had a couple days off from work, so uh I was doing some uh I was in my office sitting at my computer, and my phone goes off with an emergency alert, and I knew we were gonna have, you know, it said we're gonna have rain today, maybe some thunderstorms, but I get this alert. National Weather Service, tornado warning in this area until 2 45 PDT. Take shelter now. And I was like, I haven't seen anything like that in 20 years. You know, but those were that was the time I was watching the rabbit ear TV.

SPEAKER_05

I wondered when you moved to Oklahoma.

SPEAKER_06

Well, you said when he wrecked in Oklahoma. Yes. Which is interesting.

SPEAKER_12

I I don't know why he would have wrecked when you wrecked in Oklahoma. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

What did you mean to say? No, that's what she meant to say.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, the tornado picked you up and then wrecked you into Oklahoma. It was kind of a reverse awe as it took you out of like a coastal paradise and threw you into the middle of fields.

SPEAKER_05

No, I don't even know. It's supposed to be work. Not red. It's supposed to be work. There's a problem. You guys can't see it in the audience, but my nails, they look lovely, but they've grown too long. And so typing on my phone is impossible. I'm just gonna, it's not good, and for some reason, at least they don't look like those.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god, the those women that do those nails that are like talons, like three inches long.

SPEAKER_05

No, I'm only doing that when I come to the music. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

How do you operate in life?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know. Because even typing on a keyboard is is really like it's starting to be a problem, and I'm I'm at the point where okay, we've got to make a decision. I either go and get them redone because they've grown out, or I cut them myself because I can't take it anymore. Yeah. Because it just keeps like work and and laptop. It's yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Well, why didn't you just edit your text message? Oh, wait. Oh.

SPEAKER_05

If only if only I could have. There's a problem. I wonder what the problem is. Oh, wait, we've only discussed it on almost every podcast since the beginning of Buffalo Buffalo. And before that.

SPEAKER_03

And I've always told you there is a workaround.

SPEAKER_05

Discord. Yeah, we're not doing that, Jerry. I am not doing it.

SPEAKER_03

Opening up a completely separate application.

SPEAKER_05

No.

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No.

SPEAKER_03

And the phone isn't the the the phone and the messaging isn't a separate application.

SPEAKER_10

You know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03

No, but uh but go going back to your thing. But going back to the fingernails thing, when you're talking about talons, are you the ones that had the real like the itty bitty sharp points are just the ones that are like the four inches?

SPEAKER_12

No, I mean the ones that are like curves. They're like all those. Okay. They look like they look like uh always makes me think of uh the dig side at Jurassic Park at the beginning of Jurassic Park. Oh, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, the raptor claw. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's like, yeah, why do you have nails that look like raptor claws?

SPEAKER_05

I don't I don't see a need for it unless you need to defend yourself.

SPEAKER_03

Like yeah, I've seen the ones that are that are short. They're about maybe an inch long. Oh my god. And they have a sharp point on them.

SPEAKER_12

It's like I don't see. I saw somebody posted a picture on the side. Just makes getting olives out of a jar easier.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. That's what those are for.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

It made me so uncomfortable, made everybody so uncomfortable. It was um somebody was talking about how you know their whatever, their partner or whatever is complaining that their nails are getting too long. And so they decided to cut them. They cut each nail in different ways, like serrated and just all kinds of obviously, you know, later on they evened them out, but it was like it was one of the more disturbing pictures I've ever seen. Just because it's like Swiss Army nails. Oh man. You'll Phillip screwdriver nail. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I don't have the patience for that. Like I just would get the clippers and clip them down.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And so I've either yeah, like I said, I'm gonna have to go and get them redone because I can't deal with them anymore. They've gone too long. Takes too long to type a text on my phone now. No, no more.

SPEAKER_12

Well, sometimes you get wrecked in the middle of the day.

SPEAKER_05

And sometimes you get wrecked.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

It's what happens.

SPEAKER_03

You see, and like my nails, I'm putting, you know, like the audience the audience can't see, but I I keep them like this all the time. They're down, they're down to the quick.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Um well I've been a nail biter since I was a little kid. So it's like, yeah. I I've never had nails.

SPEAKER_05

I am as well, Jeff, and that's one of the reasons why I started getting like dip I have dip powder put on them. Um it's just it's not gel.

SPEAKER_12

Ranch or taco seasoning, or no, like tobacco. Like, you know, chewing tobacco.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, and then it's ground into a powder. Yeah, and then you can chew, then you can chew on your nails.

SPEAKER_12

She's got chal on her fingernails.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_06

The stuff that the the the kids in the sand lot get into, uh, the Indian red or whatever.

SPEAKER_12

That scene, I have to fast forward to it because I cannot deal with that scene. I think not I do not fuck with projectile vomit.

SPEAKER_05

Peg, you were on a podcast to discuss that once, right?

SPEAKER_12

Projectile vomit?

SPEAKER_06

Yes. No. Specifically that.

SPEAKER_05

The sand lot.

SPEAKER_06

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_05

Um, so I feel like we have commandeered this episode away from Peg's control.

SPEAKER_12

Peg has talked actually the least in his own episode. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. He has. I feel like he hasn't had a chance. So the floor is yours, Peg.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, well, it's gonna stay that way. I hope to but not the ceiling. I'm keeping the ceiling. Okay, you can have it. Alright. Game time. Alright, uh, we'll just jump into it. This week, it is time for that don't impress me much. Three celebrity spokesperson. Nice.

SPEAKER_12

Nice. This one's gonna be always a train wreck. I love it. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

It's gonna be a nightmare. Um, for a celebrity spokesperson.

SPEAKER_12

For you, uh you're the one who won the episode the first episode. Probably. I'm the one who referred to Marissa Hargerty. Forgot my own name.

SPEAKER_05

I just hope that we know who these people are that we're trying to mimic, because that's the problem. Like you can't.

SPEAKER_06

You should know most of them. Um excellent. But yeah, some of these are gonna be a lot harder, so I'm not looking necessarily for an exact impression. Just kind of give me the vibe of the person sometimes if you need to. But the way this works, celebrity spokesperson. We all get sold all kinds of random crap we don't need or unique items on TV or radio or whatever. And they usually use some kind of hot button celebrity or actor or actress to try to sell that thing. And so that's what I'm gonna have you do is picking from a list I have attached a a lineup of some of the, as of today, like kind of most talked-about actors and actresses, mostly because of like shows and movies that are out right now that are they're kind of a big deal.

SPEAKER_12

Jerry looks like he's got like some kind of PTSD thing. He's got that like thousand-mile uh or thousand-mile, like uh Vhous-yard stare.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yeah. So give me the vibe of that actor or actress selling me the item that I give to you that is connected with them, to where I randomly took two objects, items, and threw them together. So you're gonna pitch me a brand new item that combines two different items and make it make it.

SPEAKER_12

It's gonna be like my favorite episode ever. I'm so looking forward to this.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Good Jeff. You can take my turn.

SPEAKER_06

Now, point how points yeah. How points are gonna be uh given is as arbitrarily as possible. Um there's not really any Getting it right or wrong. I just want to see what you do, and I will award points in amounts that I feel necessary. In amounts. Yeah, very whose liner makes some noise quality. So the ones that I think are good, whether they're a good impression, a funny joke, a great pitch, whatever, whatever suits my fancy at that time.

SPEAKER_05

Jerry, do you feel I don't know if you feel this way, but I do, that this game has been set up for Peg to allow Jeff to win by giving him all the points and ignoring us.

SPEAKER_12

I don't think I'm gonna be any good at it. I'm looking forward to being terrible at it. I'm looking forward to hearing everybody be terrible at it. That's what makes it so fun.

SPEAKER_06

It's gonna be some of them are gonna be difficult, and I just want to it's really for my own sick entertainment, is really what this is.

SPEAKER_05

He's trying to be Sam Reich. In a way.

SPEAKER_12

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05

He wants to entertain himself.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. You're getting it. You are on the right track. However, I will say, whoever gets the most points does win a prize, and that prize is out of the prompts that are left over that you guys didn't use, I will tell you what they are, and you get to pick one to assign to me that I must then perform for you. So love it.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, how the turntables.

SPEAKER_05

It makes me want to really try. But what I've learned in doing this is I don't stand a chance because of the Allen boys.

SPEAKER_03

So So this is this is a retribution for the sonar and radar everything. Exactly what you're thinking.

SPEAKER_05

I can't think of a single thing that I have done to warrant any retribution whatsoever.

SPEAKER_06

Not a thing. Um nothing.

SPEAKER_12

You chose to be on this podcast.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, uh, chose. Daphne. In the beginning, yes, I chose.

SPEAKER_03

Daphne, I can think of one instance.

SPEAKER_05

That I did something to Peak?

SPEAKER_03

No, that Peak did something that you would want retribution.

SPEAKER_05

That I would want things every episode.

SPEAKER_12

That's like a weekly occurrence. Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

However, I've done nothing to make him want retribution on me.

SPEAKER_12

Daphne is an angel.

SPEAKER_05

I really am.

SPEAKER_12

She's a princess angel. Pure as the driven snow. Uh-huh. She's like ivory soap.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't know you knew what that was. Geez.

SPEAKER_12

What was the per was it 99 and something? I can't remember what the 99 and 44 100%. 44 100s, yeah. Can't remember what it was, yeah. Very precise.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, so I say let's get to it.

SPEAKER_02

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_06

Uh you can use you can pick a number, you can use a random number generator, however you want. I have 20 celebrity paired with two random items combinations. That's so antigo that you took the time to prepare. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Don't pat him back for this.

SPEAKER_06

You just kind of can we'll see the luck of the draw where you are. Some of these are going to be harder than others, but we'll we'll see. So uh we'll start with Daphne. And when you give your pitch, I'll give you a maximum of two minutes. You don't have to use the whole time, but that will be the maximum per round. To prepare, you mean? No, to give the pitch.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, to pitch. Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

And of course I have to go first.

SPEAKER_12

You do.

SPEAKER_05

This is so set up for me to fail.

SPEAKER_12

I disagree. It's set up for all of us to fail and for Pake to laugh at us.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, just for my own education on this, can you just repeat the the uh what we have to do again?

SPEAKER_06

I will give you the name of a celebrity, an actor or actress, right now. Uh, and then also two items that are completely just random that you must combine into a new item or product or or thing that you're going to try to sell me as that celebrity. And you can do an impression if that person kind of leads to something that, or if some of them it's like, yeah, nobody does impressions of this person, but you can at least give the vibe of that person.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Alright. That's I just wanted to confirm if my brain me what I what I was what I was hearing, so okay.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. So I can look at what I put in number 13 and then let Daphne decide that's where she wants to start. It's up to her.

SPEAKER_05

That's where I'm that is where I'm starting 11. No, that comes later. So nobody picket.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, so we officially on 13.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

Okay, you have the choice to not do that, Daphne, but if that's where you're going. No, I'm going to do that.

SPEAKER_12

Did you set it up purposely to make it?

SPEAKER_06

No, I didn't. I didn't, I didn't even think about it.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_06

I put them in like a just specific order, and I didn't even notice.

SPEAKER_05

No, he did. Don't worry about it. But it is your choice. So get back out. He's making it so it's my fault if I get a bad one.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Alright. So Daphne is going to be selling some kind of combination of a ring and a clay pot. You can put them together or you can uh clay pot four rings, whatever. I don't know. But taking those two ideas, sell me a product or item as Jensen Ackles.

SPEAKER_05

I don't even know what he sounds like. I know who he is.

SPEAKER_12

I don't even know who that is.

SPEAKER_05

I know that he got his start on Days of Our Lives.

SPEAKER_03

Um Supernatural.

SPEAKER_06

Supernatural is what he's doing. Supernatural. Currently on the boys.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I don't even know what he sounds like.

SPEAKER_06

That's okay.

SPEAKER_05

It's okay because it doesn't really matter truly in the grand scheme of things because I'm not likely to get a point for this or any credit whatsoever, even if it was good.

SPEAKER_12

You will get credit. We're gonna make sure that you get credit for it. We'll like at the end of this, people will know Daphne is responsible for what happens.

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_05

No. No. Okay, so uh ring and clay pot.

SPEAKER_06

Sell it to me, Mr. Accles.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so uh on QVC this week we have this new product. It is a clay pot. The lid is held on by a mechanism, but you can lift the top off because it has a ring on it. You can pull it right off. It's very cool. It comes in uh red, yellow, and black. Read into that what you will. And if you buy one or more, the devil will appear himself and pull you right into hell with him. There you go. That's the effort you're getting on that one.

SPEAKER_06

That was that was great.

SPEAKER_12

I I'm not sure I'm gonna buy more than one, though. Yeah. It doesn't seem like a great deal to buy more than one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. So there it's a so is it kind of like a Dybig pot?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. I don't know if it's sold very well, but it's presented. It is presented. Alright. Uh Jeff, I will let you go next. As far as points, I'm not gonna even say like what I'm gonna attribute to a give a winner at the end.

SPEAKER_05

I'm fine with whatever it is. It doesn't matter. This game, I know my strengths, and this is not one of them.

SPEAKER_12

I am taking number 19.

SPEAKER_06

19. Alright. By selling some kind of combination or thing that includes a purse and carrots. Mm-hmm. Please sell that to me as Ruby Rose. It's a wrestler? No, uh, Ruby Soho is a wrestler. From Orange is the New Black, or uh the Meg.

SPEAKER_03

Batgirl.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, Batgirl.

SPEAKER_03

Uh one of the John Wick movies. I can't remember what she was in.

SPEAKER_06

You can do a quick Google.

SPEAKER_12

So you're just gonna keep naming things that I've never seen or have any familiarity with. Great. Perfect. No, it's fine. It's actually what I expected. So I'm not like. I did meet talk to her in Vegas, so there is that. Right, that's right. I knew that you met her in Vegas, but I can't remember.

SPEAKER_05

That story is well known. Peg got out of a Tesla and walked into Ruby Rose. I think that was the Tesla.

SPEAKER_06

No, that was not the Tesla.

SPEAKER_05

It was not the Tesla.

SPEAKER_06

It was not the Tesla.

SPEAKER_05

I thought it was the Tesla. We had Ubers. We don't get to choose what cars they drive.

SPEAKER_12

So one minute, I'm gonna get myself into character here.

SPEAKER_06

Of course, yeah. She played in Australia on Orange is a new black, but I don't think she actually is, I'm pretty sure not.

SPEAKER_12

I feel like I'm gonna do better with absolutely no knowledge than trying to actually capture anything of her essence or anything like that. Oh, uh Jeff, she actually is Australian.

SPEAKER_06

That as bad as like I met and talked to her, and I'm already like, I don't remember what her accent was.

SPEAKER_12

It's perfect because I will do a spot-on perfect Australian accent. The next words that you hear from me will be in a spot-on perfect Australian accent. You will think that it's actually an Aussie woman talking to you.

SPEAKER_06

Thank God. Okay. I'd expect nothing less.

SPEAKER_12

Hello, I am Ruby Roski. I'm sorry, I just like oh, Daphne's not even amused with anything that's going on right now. Okay. All right. Hi, I'm Ruby Rose. When you've had a long day of being a famous actress like I am being in many different shows which I've been in, which I can name. The last thing you want to do when you come home is cook a big dinner, which is why I always carry around my purse full of carrots. Anytime I'm hungry, I can reach in and grab a carrot. I suggest that everyone out there go out and check out my new line of vegetable purses. There are carrots, there are leeks, there are onions, there are even celery purses, but I prefer my carrot purse. Thank you very much.

SPEAKER_06

Fantastic. I'll take twelve.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, and the devil will come down and grab you if you don't, of course.

SPEAKER_03

The devil went.

SPEAKER_05

Don't be stealing my gimmick, okay?

SPEAKER_03

He's gonna be singing a song called The Devil Went Down to Sydney.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. So, Jerry, you're next. I'll let you pick.

SPEAKER_03

God, I hate this game.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, Jeff liked that one. I'm going to take Lucky. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

I love it.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, just wait for just wait for my game. I'll make it a train wreck. I'm excited. I'm excited. Uh Lucky number 20.

SPEAKER_06

Twenty? Daphne's gonna be upset she didn't get this one. Alright. Jerry, I would like to for you to sell me a concept of shampoo plus air freshener, and we will be welcoming the wonderful Samara Weaving in to sell that. No, this is number 20, Daphne, not 11. Not number 11.

SPEAKER_05

This is not fair.

SPEAKER_03

Wow, okay.

SPEAKER_05

You couldn't put her at number 13, could you?

SPEAKER_06

No. Couldn't.

SPEAKER_05

No, couldn't.

SPEAKER_06

Legally couldn't do it.

SPEAKER_05

You want to be this way. You want to make me mad.

SPEAKER_06

You could have pickin' pickin'. That's the chosen. Uh you could have done pickin'.

SPEAKER_04

You are making a bird.

SPEAKER_08

Uh you could have chosen any number you wanted.

SPEAKER_05

No, you knew I would pick 13. You knew that it would make me so happy, and you chose not to.

SPEAKER_03

Correct. Okay, let's see here. I know she's Australian, so. But I can't do a good Australian accent like Jeff did.

SPEAKER_07

So that was a good one.

SPEAKER_03

It's gonna be better than mine. Okay, so hi, I'm Samar Weaving. Ready or not, this is the shampoo for you. It it has the fragrant yet, there's uh an entire line of these. There's coconut strawberry, coconut strawberry, lime, or as and or as our neighbors to uh to the uh southeast say, there we have also have kiwi flak kiwi scents. So but what the difference with with these shampoos are is that they also double as air fresheners. So you can shampoo your cat, shampoo your dog, you know, after and rent after rinse them off, there's a there's a fragrant there's a beautiful fragrance that will become the air freshener in your home. And when you wash your own hair with it, it'll be the air freshener that you carry with you. Thank you for listening.

SPEAKER_12

I like the specification of washing your own hair as opposed to like washing strangers' hair.

SPEAKER_03

Well, that no, just that would be weird, but you know, using the shampoo the user and yourself or your dog or your cat.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. Thank you for that. It was wonderful. Brilliant.

SPEAKER_12

Brilliant.

SPEAKER_06

Sounded exactly like Samara Weave. Hi, I'm Samara Weave.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, god damn it, I forgot something. That has nothing to do with the game, it's just something in general you forgot.

SPEAKER_06

I do like including ready or not.

SPEAKER_03

It's a great no, I was I I damn it, I totally forgot this one. It's like I was I and it didn't hit me until just now. So you could use it for your babysitters as well. Yeah. Daphne's giving me such a stink eye.

SPEAKER_12

How dare you, Jerry? How dare you choose a number without knowing what it was, and it turned out to be something she was.

SPEAKER_05

Because I would have included mayhem. If your hair is a mess like mayhem, or I would have incorporated a whole bunch of things. And you were all robbed of that wonderful experience because we all know why.

SPEAKER_03

Because of Robin Joe.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, let's blame them. Or him. Can't believe they did this. Yes. All right. Well, Daphne, you get to pick another number, and is it eleven?

SPEAKER_03

It's eleven.

SPEAKER_06

And see, I knew she would do eleven, so again, this is your choice.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you're not fair. You are so unbelievable.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, Patrick.

SPEAKER_05

I am going to reach out to the first one.

SPEAKER_06

No, I think you might have a better time with this one. You'll have a better time with this one.

SPEAKER_05

No, I doubt it. And I'm going to speak with our special guest host next week to make sure that some of the things in the game are very cringey specific for you.

SPEAKER_03

Please be Florence Pew. Please be Florence Fleo.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. I ah. Unfortunately, she's not in this list at all. That would have been great. Um, no, I think Daphne will like this one better. I'm going to need you to sell me the combination idea of socks plus television. And it will be sold to me from the one and only Anya Taylor Joy. I'm glad Jerry didn't get this one. Yeah. That was my worry the second I put it on the list.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, but it's okay because he got my Samara Weaving. Thank you.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, it's I was not aware that you owned Samara Weaving. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

We all know why. Yeah, we all know why. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

For some odd reason, yes.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_12

A different reason. I know. I know. Some even reason.

SPEAKER_05

Really? What? Some reason that someone I mean, come on. Jerry, you know.

SPEAKER_06

Come on, Jerry, you know.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_08

Whenever you're ready. Mr. Taylor Joy.

SPEAKER_05

Um, I'm on your tailor joy. Are you um challenged with this wonderful presentation like I am right now? Good. So your TV. It scrapes along on the stand and makes a mess, but I've got these fantastic TV socks that you can put on the bottom of the TV. Or you could splice them into the receptacle in the back that takes the cords. If you cut a hole, you can splice everything in together. Or maybe you could look at the menu on the screen and watch the cat in the hat or fox in socks. And that might make you furious. Or furiosa. Anyway, buy my TV socks.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

I love it. I have no idea what she's doing. A dozen projects that she was in, and there's like buy my shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

There's still absolutely no clarity as to what they do at all, but buy them anyway. I was in vain.

SPEAKER_12

Honestly, I preferred that ad to most of the ones that I've seen recently. So yeah, I'm I'm interested in buying these TV socks. Right.

SPEAKER_05

But you don't know which TV that they're for yet. So you'll have to figure it out. You know which, as in the which.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, the bitch. Oh, the V Vitch. Okay. The Vitch.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. There you go.

SPEAKER_03

I would've worked some Spanish in there, Tom.

SPEAKER_12

Well, you know what? I mean, yeah, maybe I don't know which TV it is, but you know, it's it's I'll I'll take that gambit.

SPEAKER_05

Jeff, do you think you're a do you think you're a queen?

SPEAKER_06

I know I'm a queen. That's what I heard when you were out last night in Soho. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Oh fuck! You did it before I could do. Oh my god. Okay.

unknown

Alright.

SPEAKER_05

Move along now.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, let's get um. Number four.

SPEAKER_06

Number four. This is maybe the hardest one. Um.

SPEAKER_12

That's why I chose it.

SPEAKER_06

So I want to see what you can do with it. Because you're gonna try to sell me a product or service that is grid paper plus credit card. Mm-hmm. And you will be selling it to me as Zendaya. Zendaya? I still don't know exactly the official. I should, but I don't. I think it's Zendaya. Okay. You know, who's married to Zendaya.

SPEAKER_05

Are they married or still just married or engaged to Tom because he took her last name? You know what's interesting about, and this gives Jeff a chance to actually like percolate in his head. I read somewhere that each of the Spider-Man, like Toby Maguire and Kirsten, and then Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, and now Zendaya and Tom Holland.

SPEAKER_12

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

They all were in relationships. Yes. Like together.

SPEAKER_12

They were.

SPEAKER_05

Even though I guess they would they were discouraged.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Method. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yep.

SPEAKER_12

Grid paper and credit card.

SPEAKER_10

Yes.

SPEAKER_12

Okay. One second here.

SPEAKER_07

He's gonna embody Zendaya.

SPEAKER_12

Hold on, I'm changing my name to get rid of my last name, which is gonna get out of that method.

SPEAKER_06

You've got to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Okay. Hi, I'm Zendaya. You might know me from the Spider-Man movies and Challengers. If you've ever Have you ever wanted to just get off the grid? Get away from everything? I know that I have. And that's why I carry the grid card, which allows me, when I swipe it, to immediately disappear. Watch, I'll use it right now.

SPEAKER_06

That's the end. And see, all right. She's gone. It's effective.

SPEAKER_03

It's I I had something good for that one, Jeff, too. So it's like I was gonna say, you know, it's like being off the grid makes me happy. It's done, right? Euphoric.

SPEAKER_12

I forgot about euphoria, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know how you could forget about euphoria. It's everywhere right now because it just came back. How yes, I understand that. Neither have I. And last week you came together.

SPEAKER_12

How do you know anything about it?

SPEAKER_05

Because it's everywhere. And I know what the show is and I know who's in it. However, it didn't help me last week. I thought you're right.

SPEAKER_12

It's right there. Holy shit. Wait.

SPEAKER_05

Unfortunately, it didn't help me later.

SPEAKER_12

Stop. Euphoria is coming from inside the house. Oh god.

SPEAKER_05

You guys. It didn't help me last week at Trivia. Because they asked a euphoria question and I didn't know it. Like this is I've not seen a single episode, but I know who's in it. Anyway. Alright.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, Jerry, where are you gonna go next here?

SPEAKER_12

Lucky number 15.

SPEAKER_06

15?

SPEAKER_12

Oh, Jerry, haven't you realized by now there are absolutely no lucky numbers?

SPEAKER_06

None of these are lucky.

SPEAKER_12

They're just degrees of unlucky.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. Although this one might seem I don't I don't know. I don't want to give any of these any expectation on how good or bad they should be. But you will be selling me a combination of bread plus controller.

SPEAKER_03

Wait a minute.

SPEAKER_06

Uh controller? Controller, however you want to take that, whether it's uh yeah, anything.

SPEAKER_05

Bread, Jerry, it might go to the it might go to the TV with my socks.

SPEAKER_06

But you will be selling me that as Tom Cruise.

unknown

Fuck.

SPEAKER_12

I could actually do a lot of stuff with Tom Cruise, but Oh my god. Hang on. Um Yeah. Jerry's gonna get in character.

SPEAKER_06

He's gonna join Scientology and He'll do all his own stunts for the bit though, so that's always helpful.

SPEAKER_12

Break my head. He's gonna make sure that he runs for this at some point during the pit.

SPEAKER_06

You got a couch you can jump on for a while.

SPEAKER_10

Okay.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't even put these together. Jesus.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, I have a very good idea. Very out of the box.

SPEAKER_03

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

Out of the bread box?

SPEAKER_03

Hi, I'm Tom Cruise. I made 70 million for a 30-second commercial. So when you want to control uh control your bread, I I used yeah, god. Dang it. Um I f I fumbled here, okay. I don't go into this with my eyes wide shut. I use the bread controller now with extra yeast. So when you're playing your top gun video game, you don't have to worry about you know worry about leaving you know leaving your computer when when you're hungry. You can just nibble on your controller and it'll grow right back. The yeast is all that matters. So reach, you know, so reach for that vanilla sky with your top gun game while while using your bread controller. It's not a risky business. Thank you.

SPEAKER_05

Brought to you by Magnolia.

SPEAKER_12

Gosh. That's a great movie. That is one of my absolute favorite.

SPEAKER_05

Couldn't stand it.

SPEAKER_06

Jerry, that mission was possible for you. Yes. Good job.

SPEAKER_12

I was trying to tell you what my what my take on it would have been was to just sell bread and then at the end be like, oh, and the controller? That's me. Just ask any of my ex-girlfriends.

SPEAKER_10

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03

Oh god. Oh, Scientology's coming after me right now. I would not have gone there.

SPEAKER_05

I would have.

SPEAKER_06

And then all I'm thinking is another tagline for that commercial. It's like, while gaming, hunger will be the yeast of your problems.

SPEAKER_05

And here, I just thought that the controller was to do a remote-controlled car that's either made of or looks like bread.

SPEAKER_06

It could have been all the things.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

You guys have so much creative, you know, room to play.

SPEAKER_12

We're very creative when it's not our prompt. Alright.

SPEAKER_03

No, but when somebody gets going, it kind of like it it uh germinates real fast.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, I think we could do one more round, one more each. I think we should be good with that. So out of 20, we'll get through nine. So plenty for me to bring it back, but I probably won't. Uh but you can have plenty to choose from to make me do one, whoever the winner is. Well, lots to pick from there. Yeah, there's steaks, remember. So Daphne.

SPEAKER_05

There's steaks, but why can't we have lobster?

SPEAKER_12

You could do that too, I guess. I I would prefer steak, thank you.

SPEAKER_03

Well, Daphne, do you know we need to get some lobster?

SPEAKER_05

If you come to visit me in Maine, I will take you to Becky's. Peak's already been there, though, so he might not want to go.

SPEAKER_06

I can only go to a place once.

SPEAKER_05

That makes sense, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Do they have the crap boils and everything like that over there too?

SPEAKER_06

That's that's more of like a cage in seafood.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we don't do that here.

SPEAKER_06

We no that's what every seafood place here does.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay. I wasn't I wasn't sure if it was universal or not, so.

SPEAKER_05

Universal remote?

SPEAKER_03

Yes, universal remotes. Okay.

SPEAKER_12

Universal controller.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Okay, Peike. Um number one.

unknown

God.

SPEAKER_06

I contemplated whether we we include this one because you can go some directions with this one if you want. Well, God. I would if you gave it to me. Um so we will be uh having Cinder Block plus books, whatever that concept could turns out to be, sold to us by you know, a figure who's not controversial in any way whatsoever at all. Sydney Sweeney.

SPEAKER_05

Speaking of euphoria.

SPEAKER_06

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

I would I would have gone to hell.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, I don't because I assume Daphne's not gonna go in this direction. I don't know. Maybe I'll give you what I would would have said afterwards, if because I don't just in case.

SPEAKER_07

But we'll see.

SPEAKER_05

Okay. Let me think for a second. Hello, I'm Sydney Sweeney. You may know me from TV shows like Euphoria or The Handmaid's Tale, where my character met her demise when a cinder block was tied to her legs and it was dropped into a pool. I'm here to sell you on some books. You see, I've written my own biography, and it's called Euphoria, the best genes. And I am so excited because I wrote this book all by myself. I did not have a ghostwriter, and I'm so pleased with how it came out, and it's quite magical if you think about it. So buy my shit, please. Sorry. It's not at all stronger than it took me a second to think about it, and I knew I had to go in with a cinder block in the feet, because sorry for anyone that that spoiled, but she was on Handmaid's Tale.

SPEAKER_03

I kind of would have worked in some it's like every book has a drop of my bathwater in what in one random page.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I don't know enough about Sydney Sweeney to know anything about what that reference is, but I also know that she was in a freaking commercial about jeans that kind of be Yeah, so you you you you went in that direction with the jeans, and that led to a whole thing.

SPEAKER_06

I would have just leaned fully into that and be like, if you're one of my really big fans for a specific reason, are you tired of burning the books? Have you tried crushing them with cinder blocks instead?

SPEAKER_12

I still stand by the horrifying.

SPEAKER_05

Um I still stand by my character from Handmaid's Tale in the Cinder Block.

SPEAKER_12

I'll be honest, I'm glad I didn't get it because like I'm familiar with that whole jeans thing, but I don't understand any of it. I don't understand like why anybody got upset or people got upset or like it's best not to bother trying to learn about it.

SPEAKER_03

It's just no don't give it don't give it room.

SPEAKER_12

The whole thing felt like one of those things that was like, I'm glad that I don't care.

SPEAKER_05

I've got a video stuff that is quite funny about it. Like the guy does a color commentary about it. It it's great.

SPEAKER_12

It kind of reminds me of like the whole thing, and again, without understanding any of it, just kind of reminded me of like the Cheerios commercial or the Bud Light ad campaign, or it's like any of these things that it's like I don't even I don't even care.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. So, Jeff, yeah, one more number for you.

SPEAKER_12

Oh gosh. Let's go with number 16.

SPEAKER_06

16. Alright, I was interested to see if anybody got this one and if you would be able to immediately pick up on it. Let's see. Um tire swing plus bottle cap. Uh-huh. And be selling it to me as Lori Metcalf.

SPEAKER_12

I have heard that name before.

SPEAKER_06

Um to most people, she's probably known as Mary Cooper Sheldon's mom on the Big Bang Theory. Okay. Uh, but I know she's done a bajillion other things currently in the show that I am watching on Netflix called Big Mistakes, that is a lot of fun with uh Dan Levy.

SPEAKER_12

Okay. Uh I was gonna look her up and then I was like, you know, forget it. I'm just gonna I I I don't know who it is, and that's fine because I don't know who most of these people are. Like I had to re-familiar I'd like I know who Samara Weaving is, obviously. Ready or not is one of my absolute favorite movies of that year, but like I'd forgotten that that's who you know that was, and so it's like, oh yeah, okay, okay, now I know who it is. Like, I don't care most of that kind of stuff. Just in terms of like who is in what movie or show or whatever, and obviously, as people know here, I haven't seen fucking anything.

SPEAKER_06

Right. So the movies are a better bet, especially like when we do like Oscar stuff or we dig into that, but yeah, but a lot of these are like they're on this list because they're currently starring and running TV shows right now and so I still need to see uh Ready or Not 2.

SPEAKER_12

Me too.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, um, I can't recommend it strongly enough.

SPEAKER_12

Oh I'm glad you finished that sentence. You really you hesitated there for a second, too. You're like, no, I can't recommend it strongly enough.

SPEAKER_05

I my desktop background is a poster from that movie right now, just because I yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Okay, uh tire swing bottle cap. Yes. Okay. Uh give me a second here to try and figure out how I'm going to uh technically work those two in, but make it something completely different.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, yeah. You're like the Lori Metcalf of it all. Who cares? I'm not even worried about that.

SPEAKER_12

I'm just I'm just gonna say, hi, I'm Lori Metcalf, and then it'll cover the base. Yeah. Maybe I'll like give her some fake credits for things that don't exist or something like that. You might have seen me in this, but probably not. Uh you you may know me from a student film that I did when I was in film school. Um, okay, let's see here. Okay. Hi, I'm Lori Matcalf. You may have heard of me. When I'm looking for a night on the town, I reach for tire swing beer, the only beer with a tire swing as a bottle cap. Tire swing beer. Tire swing beer for the swinger in you. I don't know. I apologize to Lori Metcalf for that. If that's it at all like offensive or anything like that.

SPEAKER_03

And oddly enough, we have feedback from Lori Metcalf.

SPEAKER_06

Wow, that came in quick already. She was on it. How dare you.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

All right, Jerry. Okay. Last one. A lot of great ones still here to pick, or a lot of uh bad ones also.

SPEAKER_03

Uh lucky number nine.

SPEAKER_06

That is an unlucky one for you, perhaps. But we'll see. But also, if you really lean into it, it it could be fun or creepy. I don't know. We'll see.

SPEAKER_10

I'll go creepy.

SPEAKER_06

Because you will be selling me rubber band plus shoelace. Which seems like an easy enough concept, unless you want to think outside the box a little bit. But where it can be either really funny or real creepy, depending on how you decide to take it, how far you lean into it, because you'll be selling it to me as McKenna Grace.

SPEAKER_10

Oh.

SPEAKER_03

I'm not gonna be creepy. Yeah, thank you for not being creepy. So the first time, you know, like and I I I've you know seen her uh the first time I saw her was in was it um that TV show with Keefer Sutherland where he had to Designate Survivor. Designated Survivor, thank you. That's the first time I saw her, and she was like all of like what about eight years old, something like that.

SPEAKER_06

If even like if even that.

SPEAKER_03

And now she's in the the next Hunger Games movie.

SPEAKER_12

I remember her in uh was it Haunting a Hill House? Yes.

SPEAKER_03

I haven't I haven't seen that one yet.

SPEAKER_12

You have not oh my god. I've seen it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You have to do that.

SPEAKER_09

You know it's bad when Jeff is the one going, You haven't.

SPEAKER_12

It's like, how have I seen it and you haven't?

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna quote Peg. Jerry, you gotta get on that.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Isn't that one show that has a really good reason to watch too?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, Mike Flanagan directed it. Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, it has a very good reason.

SPEAKER_12

It's honestly it's got a number of very good reasons to watch it.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Not sure which one you're referring to, but there's several reasons. There are many amazing reasons to watch that.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. Rubberband shoelaces.

SPEAKER_03

Oh god, I I almost want to forfeit this one. Rubberband shoelaces. This is mechanic race for rubber band shoelaces.

SPEAKER_07

Take one.

SPEAKER_03

Take one. When you need that extra spring in your step, come to rubber band shoelaces. They they they'll hold your shoe tight, and all you and to and if you need to adjust them, all you have to do is uh turn the little install crank and they will cinch tight and they have some give. That's all I got. I I I was like, no, I I got nothing on that one. I I knew I was gonna fall apart.

SPEAKER_12

It was perfect. It was perfect. Perfect. Like you said, just you embodied you embodied. It was like she was in this room and in the Zoom call.

SPEAKER_06

It was incredible.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, by the way, I looked up Lori Metcalf. You you could have very easily said Roseanne.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. Oh shit, I totally forgot that one.

SPEAKER_12

I never watched Roseanne.

SPEAKER_05

I thought honestly, I thought Peike knew it and was purposely not mentioning it for reasons. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

I never watched Roseanne. Although, you know who I am gonna see because they're coming here to Tyler for to Rose City Comedy Club soon? Tom Arnold. No, I don't.

SPEAKER_05

I can't even. I can't keep up with your schedule that you have of everything you're doing.

SPEAKER_06

I do have my ticket to see Tom Arnold do stand-up soon, so that'll be fun. Nice.

SPEAKER_12

You also Metcraft also was uh Academy Award nominated for Ladybird.

SPEAKER_06

Oh yeah. I said she was in a bunch of other things. I covered my basis.

SPEAKER_03

Etc.

SPEAKER_06

stuff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And things. Okay. It uh I just looked up Hill House and it there is the reason I was looking for, so.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Yep. Samantha Sloane. It's not a big part though.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Darn it. No. Honestly, Victoria Padretti is the best reason to watch that show.

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_12

Other than because it's Flanagan.

SPEAKER_06

Yes. Alright, so with arbitrary points tallied. Yes! The winner to The surprise of no one and the frustration and anger of Daphne is Jeff Allen. Or sorry, is it just Jeff? Are we still in character for Jeff now? Just Jeff. Jeff Daya.

SPEAKER_12

Jeff. Jeff Daya. Yeah. I don't know how to do it.

SPEAKER_05

No credit whatsoever for anything.

SPEAKER_12

I would love to know what parameters got me the win on that.

SPEAKER_06

I just kind of made little check marks. I made check marks on if I laughed or if there was like an a thing that literally went like, hmm, that's actually creative, like a way to use.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. I'll remember this. It's okay.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my god. Jerry, it was honestly, it was like neck and neck. I thought Jerry was gonna take it at the end, and then that last one just kind of fell apart. He handed it to you.

SPEAKER_05

Next time this game makes an appearance, um I'll take the prompts, and the three of you can do it. And we'll enjoy that.

SPEAKER_06

Honestly, I'll give you the like list that we haven't done because over half of them still. Um and after I do the one that Jeff wants me literally half. So you'll at least know what they are now.

SPEAKER_05

Because there's no point to me participating in this at all.

SPEAKER_12

I mean, there's plenty of points to it. No, it's entertaining. Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Not for me at all.

SPEAKER_12

We all laughed.

SPEAKER_05

Evidently, I didn't make Paik laugh enough.

SPEAKER_06

Apparently not. I guess not. But you did, at least sometimes.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_06

There are tallies here.

SPEAKER_05

Once. Once. For the one good one I had. The one yeah, the one time. Yeah, no. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, so the other choices that were here. So we'll know what they all are now, and Jeff can pick one that wants to force me to do.

SPEAKER_10

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06

Uh Ryan Gosling selling stockings plus food.

SPEAKER_12

Okay.

SPEAKER_06

L. Fanning selling shawl plus packing peanuts.

SPEAKER_12

That's a possibility.

SPEAKER_06

Coleman Domingo selling pillow plus cell phone.

SPEAKER_12

Nope, you're not getting that one. That would feel like that one's too easy.

SPEAKER_06

I really wanted to do Coleman Domingo.

SPEAKER_12

That's why you're not getting it.

SPEAKER_06

I know. That's a voice I feel like I I can almost not there. That was bad. No, no, that was perfect.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god, was that Coleman?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, no. If I yeah, no. On the spot I can't do it, I guess. Um I was like, yeah, I can try. Jacob Alordy selling blanket plus flowers.

SPEAKER_12

You're not getting Jacob Alordy either, no.

SPEAKER_06

Deny me a chance to do a British accent. Uh Dan Lordi.

SPEAKER_03

I thought he was gonna say, hey Paul!

SPEAKER_06

Dan Levy selling stop sign plus radio. Uh Keanu Reeves selling Boombox plus fake flowers.

SPEAKER_12

Keanu's too easy to do.

SPEAKER_06

Anthony Starr selling chair plus photo album.

SPEAKER_05

Oh.

SPEAKER_06

Don't know who that is.

SPEAKER_05

Don't give him that because he's from the boys.

SPEAKER_06

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Hake knows all about it. He would be too good at it, and it wouldn't be hot enough.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Jennifer Jason Lee selling keychain plus picture frame. Interesting. Uh Michelle Pfeiffer selling flag plus toothbrush. We have uh Anne Hathaway selling fork plus hair tie. Or, finally, Carl Urban selling Apple plus Cup.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's another one from the boys. Don't give them that one.

SPEAKER_12

I feel like all of the actors that I actually know are left.

unknown

Yeah. Right?

SPEAKER_02

Like the luck of the jobs.

SPEAKER_12

You named 11, and like nine of them, I feel like I could not not do an impression of, but like know a whole lot of their work.

SPEAKER_06

And instead, you got Rupee Rose and Lori Metcalf.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god. And still he won. No, that was my recount, to be honest.

SPEAKER_05

It's not a surprise, to be honest. It is not a surprise. Yeah, you kissed his ass.

SPEAKER_03

I think if I would have got Anthony Starr, I think I would have pulled it out.

SPEAKER_12

Well, that would be inappropriate of you, Jerry. Please do not pull it out.

SPEAKER_03

Well, we're not audio here.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, exactly. I'm curious.

SPEAKER_06

If that one does not get picked for me, I might want to see you just give a little taste of that one.

SPEAKER_12

You want to see Jerry pull it out?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_12

Oh God. Buffalo, Buffalo After Dark. That's right. My instinct is to go with El Fanning, but I will also uh ask the two of you if you have any either objections or recommendations that you can definitely go with.

SPEAKER_05

I I think her or Jennifer Jason Lee. One of those two.

SPEAKER_12

I consider Jennifer Jason Lee as well. Yeah. Okay, let's go with El Fanning.

SPEAKER_05

Don't give him one that's gonna be fun. Give him one that's gonna make him have to work.

SPEAKER_09

Make him suffer.

SPEAKER_12

Like, literally, L. Fanning, I remember watching her as a toddler. Like, I I know her career very well.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. Erasing a board.

SPEAKER_12

Gotta erase the board for you know your verbal answer.

SPEAKER_06

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, I'm gonna keep I'm gonna keep uh score. Score. Okay, good, good.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. Shawl and packing peanuts from El Fanning. Hi. I'm L. Fanning. And if you're like me, you're probably on the move all the time. New work, new projects, new things to do, people to see, places to go. But a lot of those things are in cold climates. In cold temperatures. I mean, Vancouver, Edinburgh, all the great artistic places. And when you're constantly moving your things, your life from one place to another, especially in cold climates, you want to make sure that you are comforted with this beautiful shawl. But also, while moving your things from place to place, this shawl has nice little pockets in it filled with delicious packing peanuts. Yes, I said delicious, because after you're done using them, to place your valuable items into the pockets of the shawl to move from place to place, you set back up in the new place, and then you have a nice little snack to treat yourself after that move, because they are edible. So, if you're moving around and need to stay warm, but keep your goods protected and your belly full, get my packing peanut shawl.

SPEAKER_12

I am going to show you my real-time graph. You know, you know, like like how they do in like politics where you see like the live reactions.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

So here we go. There you go.

SPEAKER_06

Okay. Started kind of mid-high. And then there was a dive in there somewhere. But then by the end, I really had stuck the landing, it looks like.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my gosh. Okay, so next time we do this game, it's just Pake.

SPEAKER_05

I like that idea because then I can be entertained.

SPEAKER_06

The three of us judge him. Oh God. I'm really glad now that I'm that one I felt more comfortable with. I'm glad you didn't go Jennifer Jason Lee, because I don't know what I would have done with that one. So that was the other one I was worried you were going to lean towards.

SPEAKER_05

Excellent. If I run this game, it doesn't matter what number you pick. That is the one you will get.

SPEAKER_06

Uh Jerry, are you still wanting to give us the tiniest little taste of Antony Star?

SPEAKER_12

No, don't wait. Oh, dang. It's okay. This was an incredible train wreck. Yes.

SPEAKER_06

As I hoped and planned.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_06

I love just to like throw really complex like things at you to be like, this is gonna be terrible. Let's try it.

SPEAKER_05

It's what lives in his head. Oh god.

SPEAKER_06

Alright. Um, Jerry, you did say there is some feedback, quite a little bit of feedback if we want to get to one or two or twelve or eleven or twelve, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

There is a poop ton of feedback. And uh they're almost all from uh from our friend Levi. Or is it Omegan Smiles? Is that Levi?

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Oh yeah, that's Levi.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, I figured it was much, okay, but you can take this out. So um I'm leaving it only at the time.

SPEAKER_12

Fuck you, that's why.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, whatever.

SPEAKER_12

I don't know. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_03

So we have, let's see, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, including year four, uh, eleven pieces of feedback, lucky number 11.

SPEAKER_06

Uh uh Daphne's favorite number.

SPEAKER_03

Daphne's favorite number, yes. Uh first from Levi. Uh on episode number 71, Bask in the Bisque. Levi writes.

SPEAKER_12

Hey, it's me.

SPEAKER_03

I'm back. What?

SPEAKER_12

Why is is it human chowder? Are you still on about the human? It's so wrong. Why you go to something creamy instead of, you know, just like you know, human minestroni or something, you know.

SPEAKER_06

It's gotta be chowder. I don't want chunks in it regardless. There really should not be chunks in a hot tub.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_10

Continue. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Let me I'll I'll I'll restart because I just barely got four words in there. It's like Levi writes, hey, it's me, I'm back. Over here. Plot twist. Did you miss me? I missed me. We missed me. Second. Jerry needs to smoke more Irish crack because he was on fire this episode. Tertiarily, it's super easy to win piece or pieces if you listen to the names. Perhaps it's my personal neurolinguistic programming, but you can hear the difference in how history pronounces a serial killer or peace prize winner's name. Peace prizes sound like sound sad, noble, poor. Killers are quick, succinct, aloof. Anyway. Thank you. Thank you for that one, Levi. Uh see next from Levi. On episode number 72, most likely tutu. Levi writes. So, like, what do I do here? Where do I comment? When I normally go through an episode, it's moment by moment with timestamps, but I only have 500 letters to get this all right. And when I write it at the end of it, end of the episode because I'm done and I want to sum it up, but like where to start? What's specific? How is how is this episode wasn't even you know how this episode wasn't even a game but a series of stories? The incredulity at Spotify descriptions? Jerry being a sleeper hit, I don't know. How are you? If you could be O'Day, which day would you be? I would want to be Saturday, especially like rainy Saturday mornings.

SPEAKER_09

A Saturday.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. He wants to be sad.

SPEAKER_09

Er day. Er day. Get Saturday.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Uh uh on episode number 80, Strip Club Pharmacy, Levi writes.

SPEAKER_11

I love the lack of the game in this one.

SPEAKER_03

Just y'all fucking around and finding out about each other. You need more non-games so we can learn about you. Yes, tell us more. Tell us your darkest darkest secrets. Give them to your adoring audience. Allow us to swallow your dreams. Dreams like gumdrops and snoozalarms. It's porn in the night. An endless loop of food network specials edging you to f to its final conclusion. My favorite fruit is lemons because life makes them plentiful. What fruit would you be?

SPEAKER_09

Saturday.

SPEAKER_06

A mango stain. Because that's a fun word.

SPEAKER_03

I I like um dragon fruit. It's pretty damn good.

SPEAKER_06

But then it would be dirty after you're done dragging it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

I would be a durian. Oh. I love Durian, honestly.

SPEAKER_05

Aww. That makes me think of playing Fall Guys, which we haven't played in so long because we gave up Fall Guys to do this one.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12

You see what we do for you listeners? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yes. Okay. Next one, uh, Daphne has been requested to read this one. Yes. Uh number 82.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, I have been requested to read it, and I have agreed to read it. This is in relation to episode 82, Blackboard Singing in the Dead of Night. I, Daphne of the Man Backs, have summoned Levi of the Comments. Answer my question thus. Oh how I hear your whispers on the wind. Yes, cry havoc. They speak not of Geraldine recalling their adventures amongst the dungeons and the dragons. Creatures are most foul and mathematical flair that surely such a dangerous gambit would stand at the forefront of thoughts. Hold your fortitude, remember the boat, ride its rails. Okay, they laughed, I'm done. Friday noon.

SPEAKER_12

Saturday. Not Saturday.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Uh thank you for that one, Levi. Um episode 83. Uh Jeff's gonna read this one.

SPEAKER_12

Excellent. I received it and chose not to read it. You took it. So that I could do a live reading now.

SPEAKER_09

Oh bracket.

SPEAKER_12

Jerry, give this to Jeff to read. Close bracket.

SPEAKER_05

You got to be a wise ass, don't you, Jeff?

SPEAKER_12

I do, I really do. Okay. Um let's see. Actually, before I read this, should I do dramatic read I'm gonna do dramatic reading here.

SPEAKER_07

Nice, nice.

SPEAKER_02

Alright, so if you hadn't noticed by now, I'm distracted listening to this, as distracted as you are recording it, like it becomes legitimately difficult at the end of an episode to recall just what the fuck was all said because there are so many tangents that it's like a frayed yet connected multiversal rope of puns, trauma, confusion, ego, and a desire to look like you know what you're doing. Which shit, I don't even know what I'm writing. Salami boobs.

SPEAKER_10

There we are. Thank you, Levi.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, and from that one, we move on to episode 84. Cape Cod Demon Hunters, which still is one of my favorite ones. Yes. Uh oh, Levi, we have two on this one. One from Levi and one from my brother Tim.

SPEAKER_07

Wow.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. So uh Levi writes, Okay, so now you're addressing me directly, and I have a couple things to say. Thirst, I'm I'm assuming he meant first, but thirst, Pake, quote unquote, may have made a Topanga Canyon joke. I could be wrong. He sounds stoned the whole time, which actually made me which actually made for great listening because wow, how did that boy not know his states and capitals? I mean, damn, son. You got some learning to do. Called you out. I'm personally offended.

SPEAKER_11

Thank you, Levi.

SPEAKER_03

I'm personally offended that you guessed Iowa wrong twice. Also, you and Daphne knew some knew Nevada was silver because of tremors. Same with Carson City.

SPEAKER_10

Big Spee! That's me.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_12

It's really, it's not Pake's fault. You know, he's going to be learning all about the states and their capitals next year in fifth grade. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

So uh I'll get there. Eventually.

SPEAKER_06

It is funny because I do have the kids at one of the schools that call me fourth grader this year, which is very like because it started last year because they're like, because I the kid that I was like mentoring was in fourth grade. And so they're like, they're asking, like, you know, why are you here? How do you know him? Um, who let you into here? What are you doing here? We're scared of you. No, um, and uh I think it was it was the kid that was mentoring, actually came with a joke. He's like, oh no, he's just a third grader that keeps getting held back. Uh and so then the kids just kept calling me third grader for the year. And then this year, without any prompting, they just picked up right on his sous of the school year started. Fourth grader! You made it up!

SPEAKER_12

Love it, love it, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_06

So I will be fifth grader next year.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, and the next one on this on episode 84 was for my brother Tim. He writes SWLJ versus Jurassic World. I don't know what SWLJ is.

SPEAKER_12

Sarah Wong Lessica Jerker.

SPEAKER_06

Sweeney Wad. Lehman Jarber. And there's not really any location.

SPEAKER_12

Some will leave Jeff.

SPEAKER_03

Daphne, do you know what SWLJ is? I I have no clue. And I did ask, but he didn't get back to me.

SPEAKER_12

Southwest long jump. Southwest Long Jump. Okay, we'll say so. We'll say Southwest Long Jump.

SPEAKER_05

SWL is screaming with laughter. Like that's Juniper.

SPEAKER_12

Screaming with laughter, Jerry.

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Maybe. I don't know.

SPEAKER_11

Okay.

SPEAKER_12

Is it Star Wars last Jedi?

SPEAKER_05

Maybe. Sorry. Oh, maybe nope.

SPEAKER_12

That's not funny. You're right. I'm kidding. It would be Saturday last January.

SPEAKER_05

Uh Jerry, what what what was that actual statement he made with that?

SPEAKER_03

He says SWLJ versus Jurassic World. Dudes, that should have been a gimme. That that that's Daphne's favorite stuff. I really wish you all had a video podcast. I want to see those boards and the expressions and stuff.

SPEAKER_12

Oh yes. Maybe. That was the uh that was the box office uh episode. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and this one, yeah. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I think that we will maybe someday we will release one of our episodes on video. Maybe. Not with Zoom. Maybe we'll use a different platform. Not uh Riverside because it doesn't work for Paik. Isn't it Riverside that doesn't yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Riverdale.

SPEAKER_05

We'll work it out.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Um and then episode 85, this is solely from Tim. I missed this one. I think we'll we were I I just must have missed it in searching for uh comments. Uh on episode eighty five, Hell in a handbasket.

SPEAKER_05

Tim writes one of my favorite titles.

SPEAKER_12

I love that. I look there is no Hell in a Handbasket. There's no Company called Helena Handbaskets or Helena Handbags anywhere in Helena, Montana. Which is a miss opportunity. Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_06

So we know where we need to move and open up a store. 100%.

SPEAKER_03

Yes. Alright. Tim writes, hello all you buffaloes. Enjoyed the game. Jerry, she should have thrown in a math problem like what is the square root of the population of capitals in each state for a 3.14 bonus pie. Also, that Topeka reference is a cool song by Ludo. Please send me my points.

SPEAKER_06

Who was that who got the reference? That was Tim.

SPEAKER_03

My brother, my brother Tim.

SPEAKER_06

My brother Tim. My brother Tim is yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And then he also has awesome guy.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

And then he uh uh he also writes uh just as a PS to say, oh, is there buffalo swag? Which no, there isn't.

SPEAKER_05

Not at this time, however. However, however, we could we could have some we could set something up.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, uh Paik, episode 91 is for you to read.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah. Um this is yeah, 91, pick a peck of Pakes, which is perfect. Uh and it's again in in brackets, give this to Paik to read in Elmo voice. So Oh, nice.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, we're gonna I gotta I gotta get any armor from it. Okay, there he is. Okay, we're good, we're gonna have elmo now. Okay. Between that, she was unmuse and six, seven years. I'm always sad I don't have a way to physically annotate all of the jokes. Jeff just tosses it aside like he's the king of comedy. As an outside observer, he rules with every punchline like someone whose daily job is being the funniest motherfucker on the planet. Like he big dick swinging, feel it heavy. Oh yeah, I'm more like Jeff. Jeff I'm gonna domesticate cookies? Good, because God is dead. Eat Jesus.

SPEAKER_12

We just need to clip that. Just audio over and just release it out into the wild.

SPEAKER_05

With no uh credit or anything like that. No context. No context whatsoever.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god, thank you so much, Yomo. I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_04

Anytime. I'm not gonna go watch my mouth out because I said bad words. Levi made me say I'll do bad words.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Okay, thank you, Almo.

unknown

That was pretty damn good.

SPEAKER_00

Oh man. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Episode 92, Poseidon's Kiss. We did have some from Tim last week on this one, but uh Levi added to this. Uh Levi writes, This is officially my new favorite episode of Buffalo Buffalo. Robbie and Joe were the best guests. I totally understand why Daphne goes back to trivia over and over with them. Seems like there needs to be a live Buffalo Buffalo from Grady's pub, and everybody does a super game episode. I'm Daphne. Everyone brings a game. We play for 12 hours. Jerry dies. We keep going. The show becomes a viral memorial to gaming. Brendan Mulligan makes an appearance.

unknown

Paige dies.

SPEAKER_03

This kills Daphne. Jeff commits Sipakou in said. Wow.

SPEAKER_05

Who kills me?

SPEAKER_03

No, you you said this Pate dies, this kills Daphne.

SPEAKER_05

Oh. Oh.

SPEAKER_12

Jerry, Jerry, she was fine with losing Jerry.

SPEAKER_05

I'm like, how did I die? What happened?

SPEAKER_06

And why did I die? Just because Brennan showed up? Because that might work. That might be a good one. That might weave.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Honestly, Daphne would be last girl standing, though. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I probably would. I'm always last girl. Let's be real.

SPEAKER_12

You would absolutely embody that like final girl kind of thing.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that final girl energy.

SPEAKER_05

Which is why Smart Weaving, aka Grace Lodomas, is my girl.

SPEAKER_06

Finally. Talking about my girl.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. Daphne, night number 94 is for you to read. And I saw the top of this one, so I'm gonna just go like this.

SPEAKER_01

Holy shit, there's another commenter fan. Hello, Tim. Are you alive? Can you hear me? Send a message so we're not alone.

SPEAKER_05

Fucking love Hamnet. Yeah, the beginning of it, it says, give this to Daphne to read in Schoolie McSchool Face.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, I thought that was Coleman Domingo.

SPEAKER_05

No. And Jerry had to take his headphones off because he doesn't like schooling.

SPEAKER_12

You know what I would love is schooling school face ASMR. Doing an impression. Oh, wait, doing an impression of Sophia Vegara.

SPEAKER_05

I might have to think about that and percolate that a little bit.

SPEAKER_06

How did you know that that prompt was gonna be on the next version?

SPEAKER_05

That don't impress me much when I want to add it now. It needs to be added. And Jerry needs to do it. Pay has a number, which is Jennifer Jason Lee, whichever one he says is gonna be that.

SPEAKER_12

And Jerry's will be Schoolie McSchoolface reading about ASMR. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Combined with ASMR with Paper Mache Gas X. Which is all I could think of at the time. The gas axe is here and paper mache. No! I just leaped to my lips.

SPEAKER_12

Daphne has a gas ex pinata behind her.

SPEAKER_06

It's really kind of just whenever she needs one and just like, you know, add a little gamification to it, a little fun.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. And finally, episode 95, Tuna Brow.

SPEAKER_05

I love the episode titles. I mean, they're still just as funny now. I still laugh at them.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Levi writes, I heard the Tuna Brow title drop coming right as Jeff brought it to the air, and it was still slammed out of nowhere. Jerry was right, All Capital was, in using titles as organic phrases from the show. It's way better than being forced to use a title from Tremors to sell your title. Seriously, titles are hard. As you are are you aware, the best episode of my show is titled, quote, Joss Wheaton can eat a buffet of graboid dicks. Question mark. Like, damn, the audience begs for wild titles. I do inside. Yeah. I'd insert a but uh I I'd insert a pun about titles here, but I'm not Jeffer for fake. I don't know what they Jeffer Fake. J E R F R fake.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, it's it's a combination of Jeff, Jerry, and Pake.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, we kind of we have a thruple name. That's so sweet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But not Daphne. No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06

She's not invited into our little our that's that's our own thing. She's excluded.

SPEAKER_12

Sorry.

SPEAKER_03

She's not in our cuddle puddle? No.

SPEAKER_05

No, evidently not.

SPEAKER_12

Apparently.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. Thank you, Levi, for all the feedback. Yes. And thank you, Tim. And Tim.

SPEAKER_05

Yes, we really appreciate it. You guys need to keep sending in feedback. Uh or rather, we really appreciate it. Levi and Tim, please keep sending in feedback.

SPEAKER_06

And other people too. You totally also can't.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. If you'd like us to get merch, you need to tell us. We need to hear from more people. And then I might set something up. It takes effort to set up a store. In order to do that, I really have to like feel like it we need to. And so Jeff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Damn.

SPEAKER_06

Here's a non-committal non-promise. If we can get feedback from ten different unique people, we'll consider a kind of merch that we might give away.

SPEAKER_12

We'll consider discussing whether or not Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

That sounds good. Well, if you like what you've heard, you can find us on Facebook and Instagram at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast, or you can find us at our website, Buffalo Buffalo Podcast.com. Yeah, I'm just gonna uh go ahead and uh leave it there. Till next time.

SPEAKER_06

Oi, warden I give to give my pitch.

SPEAKER_00

It's Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Bye, son.