BBP 100: The Sierra Nevadas Are Ribbed for Her Pleasure

As we hit our milestone 100th episode, we welcome back a friend you have seen before, along with another special guest. This is a big episode, but not nearly as big as the Big 200.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_11 0:00

Live from your basement, it's Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_00 0:12

It's Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 0:21

Like, I can't tell you how much I love that theme song, Fake. Like, I I just hum it to myself all the time.

SPEAKER_05 0:29

I remix it sometimes for our episodes.

SPEAKER_11 0:33

Yeah, I've heard.

SPEAKER_05 0:34

I have to.

SPEAKER_11 0:35

Backwards, forwards, sideways, all the ways.

SPEAKER_05 0:38

Whatever can keep them on their toes.

SPEAKER_12 0:42

Just waiting for the week that you just like decide to like take it and then loop it at a certain point.

SPEAKER_00 0:46

We're just, it's buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo. Thank you for that idea.

SPEAKER_04 0:53

That's a great idea.

SPEAKER_08 0:55

I am enjoying that. Daphne's got two turntables and a microphone. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:03

And Audacity. Um, welcome to episode number 100 of Buffalo Buffalo. Yeah. We're almost to 200. Yeah, it's the next one. Next week we'll celebrate 200. Very exciting.

SPEAKER_11 1:24

For 200, right?

SPEAKER_08 1:25

Like that's how it works.

SPEAKER_05 1:26

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:27

You start counting by hundreds. Right.

SPEAKER_06 1:30

It'll it'll be lucky number 200.

SPEAKER_08 1:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:32

Oh, God. No. No numbers are lucky, Jerry. You just say that.

SPEAKER_12 1:36

All numbers are unlucky, and that is an official Buffalo stance. We haven't had one in a while, but all numbers are unlucky.

SPEAKER_04 1:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_12 1:43

There is no such thing as a lucky number.

SPEAKER_04 1:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:48

Yes, now there is no such thing as an unlucky number or a lucky number. Now we're in a super juxtaposition. Like all numbers are like equally 50-50 at any point in time. That also is true.

SPEAKER_08 2:00

All numbers are lucky, but some numbers are more lucky than others.

SPEAKER_05 2:04

Yeah. Except if you're not going to be able to do it, it works every time.

SPEAKER_08 2:07

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 2:08

You don't know if it's lucky or unlucky until you look in the box. Right. Schrdinger's number.

SPEAKER_08 2:13

Yeah. Sorry. We are starting about three miles from the rails tonight.

SPEAKER_05 2:23

You are. And I'm not going to try to hurt you tonight.

SPEAKER_06 2:26

I have to say, everyone's points so far, too. This is great. Stephanie, you are aware there are extra cats in here tonight.

SPEAKER_05 2:34

Yes, I am aware. I am quite capable of understanding. So yeah. There are other cats here tonight. I am not only joined by Pake, Jeff, and Jerry, we have Levi and Caitlin here with us to celebrate 100 episodes of Buffalo Buffalo. I'm the game master, but I have given up the game for tonight. She's given up.

SPEAKER_03 3:02

But I've given up her to the only time.

SPEAKER_11 3:06

We're all done just every in your same ways. We're out.

SPEAKER_05 3:09

Like it's I have handed this over to Levi for this time. You may remember back on episode 52 when we celebrated one year of Buffalo Buffalo. We brought Levi in to host.

SPEAKER_11 3:26

Almost divorced the podcast. Wait, what? Yeah, yeah. Posted so smoothly.

SPEAKER_05 3:32

It was really difficult, honestly, to pull off anything, especially with the three of you, because you're just better this time.

SPEAKER_08 3:41

You did better. You did better. We did really we were warned.

SPEAKER_05 3:45

You know what? Levi, when I had Rob and Joe on a few weeks ago, I was able to keep that a surprise. It was difficult.

SPEAKER_12 3:56

It's not the fact that we were having a guest. That was a good idea. You said that we were having a guest, though.

SPEAKER_05 4:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_12 4:01

Yeah. So it didn't put us on good behavior. We didn't know who it was going to be, but we were warned to be on good behavior and be here on time.

SPEAKER_05 4:09

No.

SPEAKER_03 4:11

We probably ignored that.

SPEAKER_05 4:13

They're never on good behavior. They are never on good behavior. They were here on time.

SPEAKER_03 4:19

This is true. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 4:20

That is all I can hope for, really, with the three of them. Is that they're on time.

SPEAKER_11 4:25

9 07. Like that was the last by the last one got in.

SPEAKER_06 4:29

Yeah. And Daphne, I think we are, you know, Jeff, Pake, and I are still trying to wrap our heads around the fact that Rob and Joe are two separate people.

SPEAKER_11 4:39

Yeah. Yeah. Me too. As a listener, because Rob never said you never explained.

SPEAKER_05 4:49

Well, I'll think it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_06 4:53

A guy that steals things is named Rob and Joe, especially if his name's Joe. Yeah. There's Joe.

SPEAKER_05 5:02

You guys are ridiculous, okay? So Caitlin, just so you know, this is what Daphne has to put up with.

SPEAKER_11 5:08

That's why I brought Caitlin here as reinforcements.

SPEAKER_12 5:10

Like in a balance out the like gender spectrum here. You've got to have more girl power in the room.

SPEAKER_05 5:16

I do. I mean, I brought I brought Rob and Joe here thinking they were gonna back me up.

unknown 5:26

No.

SPEAKER_05 5:26

And that was my first.

SPEAKER_08 5:28

They just immediately were like, hey, let's kick up against Daphne.

SPEAKER_05 5:33

They were just paying me back for all the times I complain about a trivia round. I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 5:39

Your your first mistake was forgetting the history. Like you have like the history of with them as trivia hosts, so they would be like, oh, it's our turn.

SPEAKER_13 5:45

We got Daphne on the on the state. Let's go, let's go to town, baby. You know.

SPEAKER_12 5:51

This is for all the times she said we're bad at hosting trivia because her team lost. Oh, we played audio reality TV shows and nobody knows what that is.

SPEAKER_05 6:04

Well, somebody did. And also they did Disney lyrics. And I am not a I I don't know what she's not a Disney princess.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

I would have rocked that. Yeah, I would have rocked that.

SPEAKER_05 6:18

Can you build a sort of Disney princess? Let's get down to business.

SPEAKER_12 6:23

Go the distance.

SPEAKER_05 6:24

Um, no, none of that, Levi. No.

SPEAKER_12 6:27

Jesus. They probably did all of those.

SPEAKER_05 6:30

We got six points out of a possible 12, which is not the worst round we've ever had, just not great.

SPEAKER_08 6:37

Right. Honestly, for my preview team, six points out of twelve would be a good music round.

SPEAKER_05 6:44

Because it's Jeff, it's because I haven't come to California and been on your team.

SPEAKER_11 6:50

That's Daphne. Listen, I know that this is a very unrated show, but I don't need to know about like you didn't come in California.

SPEAKER_12 6:57

Like that's like just like that's like that's oh, that's too much of a California map. Yes.

SPEAKER_11 7:06

It's so long. Guys, have you ever seen how long and rigid California made that topography though? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_08 7:15

The Sierra Nevada is ribbed for her pleasure.

SPEAKER_05 7:20

Write it down, Jerry. Write it down. Jerry's even shaking his head. Jerry is even shaking his head.

SPEAKER_08 7:32

Jerry's just like, oh my god, this is so horrible.

SPEAKER_12 7:37

This is supposed to be a wholesome and family-friendly podcast.

SPEAKER_05 7:41

Which is why I check explicit on the box every time I post an episode.

SPEAKER_11 7:48

Actually, the Rob and Joe episode, there's plenty of weirdness on that. And I understand Gary, out of everyone has been on my show and knows how weird we get on that one. So like that's like you guys did the like it was funny to listen to the Robin Joe episode because uh they asked the shitting your pants uh question. And I was asking that all last week when I was doing my show. Just everybody that came in. When's the last time you said you see your pants? You sit your pants. You sit Tuesday and everybody's sitting a pant.

SPEAKER_06 8:14

Well, mine was the uh improvisation of toilet paper.

SPEAKER_08 8:20

So yeah. Oh god, yeah, that's right. Yeah. This is why Jerry normally carries blueprints around with him at all times. Just in case. Do we get a legit spin take there? We don't get that often. I think we got a legit spitmake on Lee Ball.

SPEAKER_05 8:40

Is that how you get spinning? Oh, sorry, is it blueprint? Give you blue balls.

SPEAKER_06 8:47

Oh, sorry. There's blonde cranberry grape.

SPEAKER_08 8:50

It was clear. It wasn't even blonde, that was clear.

SPEAKER_12 8:56

I mean, I guess if you're really into prints. Or is it Prince? Prince. The artist formerly known as Blue Prince.

SPEAKER_02 9:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 9:04

That was a segment of the Blue Man group. It's Blue Prince.

SPEAKER_11 9:10

Caitlin like that one. Yeah. She's just trying to figure you guys out right now. I like I appreciate her.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

I love this. This is so different than what I normally do. Like, I love it.

SPEAKER_02 9:22

It's amazing.

SPEAKER_11 9:27

Like listening to that episode, it took like actually Joe was like all in charge, and then like Rob actually was in the background and then slowly learnt and then like built that up and then also barbed and then came back.

SPEAKER_05 9:39

It's very hard sometimes to get Rob to like be focused. So sometimes people have to manage that. And Joe's really good at managing it.

SPEAKER_06 9:49

Well he's really good at stealing stuff too.

SPEAKER_12 9:51

Like the spotlight. So you've got to work a little harder.

SPEAKER_11 9:56

There's a spotlight? Where? Really? Where so you guys want to play a game? Like that's like I mean, we can't. I mean, we could, I guess. It's a very torturous game. Like I have audience interesting. Well, A first, I feel like for the audience and for everybody, I should say there's gonna torture the audience.

SPEAKER_13 10:18

Uh it's meant to.

SPEAKER_11 10:19

Like I have to be the audience. But listen, I have to listen to this episode.

SPEAKER_08 10:23

So totally have to listen to that's a glowing endorsement of our podcast. I have to listen to the podcast.

SPEAKER_12 10:31

Can we put that like a podcast you just have to listen to?

SPEAKER_11 10:38

I'm just slaving every day. Just I gotta listen to another episode of Buffalo Buffalo. Every damn time. It's Daphne's fault. Like she texted me. She's like, Have you listened yet? Have you listened yet? Have you listened? And I'm like, I'm sorry, I will. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05 10:52

Uh well, when we don't get feedback for like a month, I realize that Levi has been really busy. And then I remember that he had been on YouTube streaming every day for hours.

SPEAKER_08 11:06

Like 24-hour live streams.

SPEAKER_05 11:08

Yes. There have been nights, Levi, that you have been streaming while we were recording this podcast. And we pop we'll all pop over to say hi.

SPEAKER_11 11:18

Yeah. Honestly, I see you come in first. We'll be like, hey, actually, usually Jerry would be like, oh hey, I'm gonna like pop in for a minute before the show. And I'll leave like four hours later. And I'm back. Like it's like you're still here.

SPEAKER_06 11:35

Well, I I still have to say, you know, the the the time I got you with the Hamnet thing. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_05 11:41

Oh, I really need to post that that video, Jerry. That video clip is pretty great. I couldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_11 11:50

Those pun runs, man. Like it's just like they just get me. I love there's something special about it.

SPEAKER_05 11:55

Well, then you've come to the right place because this is where the pun runs.

SPEAKER_11 11:58

And it's not California. We ain't coming to California, baby. Not tonight. Like maybe another night. Tonight we're coming to uh Maine or Iowa or Texas or California.

SPEAKER_12 12:10

Someone's basement, apparently.

SPEAKER_11 12:11

Yep, yes, right in here. Yeah. Your basement. Your basement. Wherever you're at, like the viewer, like the podcast is coming from inside the house. Don't look. Don't even look. We're down here. Just listen. It's gonna be cool. Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_12 12:27

Just leave a little tray of cheese and lock the door.

SPEAKER_08 12:30

You really need to get change your rat traps.

SPEAKER_11 12:33

Um, come on, you need some help down here. Like, I can I can do it for a fee, but like we'll do it for a fee. We're we we help with that.

SPEAKER_06 12:46

Yeah. Yeah, and it's and it's even and it's even scarier at my house because I have a slab foundation, which means I don't have a basement.

SPEAKER_08 12:54

Yeah, but we're still there anyway.

unknown 12:56

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 12:57

Yeah, but when you're starting talking about yeah, but you but uh uh Levi? But when you get paid in cheese, that's called a brief fee.

SPEAKER_08 13:07

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

SPEAKER_06 13:10

So the game tonight.

SPEAKER_12 13:15

Moving on.

SPEAKER_11 13:17

Is uh is uh it's called For Ward Story. Uh and Ward? Uh like Fred Ward. Like Fred Ward. Or to ward off an enemy, uh, because there's multiple games being played. A, there's my own secret game that I I haven't told anybody about. It's already been played. Everybody's getting points. Uh like you've already you've already gotten points. And maybe I'll get enough points, maybe I'll win tonight. I'm gonna I'm like Daphne and I'm playing tonight too. So I'm gonna see if I can get uh if I can win uh this episode as well. Uh so that's one game. The second one is uh you have all been given your own like uh uh secret task. Uh you've chosen your own secret task uh that you can do or not do uh as as has been happening. And uh, you know, I don't know, the audience gets to figure that out. And also you guys will be trying to pay attention during all the chaos that I'm about to inflict on you to see what everybody's secret tell is, obviously.

SPEAKER_08 14:18

I assume that Jerry's secret task is hitting his microphone.

SPEAKER_12 14:22

Yeah, but it's a secret task for just this week, not every episode.

SPEAKER_08 14:29

He's been preparing for 99 episodes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 14:34

I went back in time. I texted Jerry about it. I was like, hey, I'm gonna need to do this for the like hundredth episode. Just make sure, like, just keep that running gag. Always going, always going. A lot of points he's gotten. Like, he's like really ahead of you guys. You're gonna have to work very hard tonight to beat Jerry. So that's two. All right. Third is that we're gonna do, we're gonna play uh uh a we're gonna start with I'm gonna I want to warm you guys up. So we're gonna start with word association, then we're gonna move to one word story. And if you guys do good enough with that, then we're gonna do uh one sentence story. And then uh so that's like that's part that's part of the game. However, there's a punishment to this because Daphne did specifically make sure that I was trying to like do my specific punishments, and so every time if whoever fails while we're doing this, uh so you get like five seconds at the end of like the last person to answer if you don't get it, then like you have to answer a very fucked up question that I have written over here, right? And and I wanted to throw the boys a bone because boys love their bones.

SPEAKER_12 15:40

Boys love bones. That's one thing I've always known. Boys love bones, man.

SPEAKER_11 15:46

They did uh all there. Uh you can your random, you can get out your random number generators if you want to.

SPEAKER_08 15:55

Yay, Daphne loves her random number generator. Her favorite thing.

SPEAKER_11 16:00

I had to give them one, Daphne. I know they love them. I couldn't do whiteboards, so I gave them random number generators. Oh, we'll figure out a way to use the whiteboards. Yes, we'll figure it out. If you can, like as I don't maybe I'll ask at uh 36 in there. We'll figure out uh so one to 36 is your is your your things here. Uh and uh like I said, if you fail, then I will ask you, uh give me a number and uh I will ask you a question and you'll have to answer it and uh we'll go on from there.

SPEAKER_04 16:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 16:32

All right, cool. Right. All right. Uh Daphne, how do we order like how do we order people so we can actually do word association and people can pay attention? Like you have to like you're you're in charge of the screen. Are we all ordered like the same? Like what's our I can't tell. Like this is on my screen. Up here, what's this supposed to look like? Hold on, let me show you.

SPEAKER_05 16:54

On my screen, it's Pake, me, Jerry, Jeff.

SPEAKER_11 16:57

Oh, gallery view. Actually, hold on.

SPEAKER_05 17:00

Yes, go to gallery view.

SPEAKER_11 17:02

There we go. Now we got it.

SPEAKER_05 17:03

And we'll go in the order that you tell us.

SPEAKER_12 17:07

Look at us like a gallery of art, like we all are.

SPEAKER_05 17:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 17:12

Yeah, we are.

SPEAKER_11 17:14

You're not you're missing out on this. Like it's just uh it's ungodly. Uh for me, it looks like Daphne, me, Pake, Jerry, Caitlin, Jeff. Does that I can't tell?

SPEAKER_08 17:28

That's fine. You just tell us what order you want us to go in.

SPEAKER_05 17:31

Tell us what order you'd like us to go in.

SPEAKER_11 17:33

We're just like trying to pay attention. Okay, that's fine. So Daphne, me, Pink, Jerry, Caitlin, Jeff. Daphne, me, Pake, Jerry, Caitlin, Jeff. And we're gonna keep that order the whole time.

SPEAKER_12 17:46

Yes. Daphne, Leroy. I already forgot. Oh, Leah. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 17:52

I was gonna say, because you said me twice. So me is a whole other person.

SPEAKER_11 17:57

They're right, they're right there. Okay. Actually, I'll write it down too, just to have it down here.

SPEAKER_09 18:04

Daphne, me. Damn, not me. You you.

SPEAKER_12 18:12

What about them?

SPEAKER_09 18:14

All of us. Every single one.

SPEAKER_11 18:19

Alright, so if you got are we all are we all basic pay attention we have it, we have enough of an idea on what we're doing.

SPEAKER_05 18:25

So there are six of us and not three of us.

SPEAKER_12 18:29

That is true. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 18:31

Okay. Jeff and Heg, you should know what I mean.

SPEAKER_12 18:36

I honestly don't.

SPEAKER_08 18:37

She means there's six of us participating instead of three. Okay, gotcha.

SPEAKER_05 18:42

Yeah. No, I mean there's three of us. Oh. There's three of us.

SPEAKER_08 18:47

I did not pick that up.

SPEAKER_12 18:48

Did not pick up on that at all, but okay.

SPEAKER_08 18:50

I don't immediately associate those words with no. I just was excited.

SPEAKER_05 18:55

I it just made me think about that.

SPEAKER_08 18:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:59

Because I love that little thing.

SPEAKER_06 19:01

Yes. Those are horrifying.

SPEAKER_08 19:04

Yes, they are absolutely horrifying. Honestly, everybody out there, if you have not seen Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared. Uh please do yourself a favor and go look it up. It it is incredible.

SPEAKER_11 19:17

Is that the one with the puppets? Or is it not puppets? Yeah, okay, okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 19:22

Yes. So every two every two weeks we watch it together.

SPEAKER_06 19:26

Yeah, every two weeks I'm horrified.

SPEAKER_05 19:29

But I I have grown to love it. Um I look forward to it. And this is an off week. We won't have we don't have one to watch this week, but last week we did.

SPEAKER_08 19:39

It's terrifying. All right. It is.

SPEAKER_11 19:41

Um if we're all ready to be ready in a in a sense to like stop being horrified and move on to whatever this game is gonna be, then it's probably gonna fail. Pink already has the whiteboard. There's a random number generator. Oh my god, Jesus Christ. He wrote it at the top of his whiteboard. He was known for that. Yes, it was like they even had those back then, too. It was very advanced, very advanced Jesus bus. A lot of people don't know how to do it.

SPEAKER_12 20:11

Fish and loaves died for your sins, walked on water, wrote his random number number generator on the top of his whiteboard. The things that Jesus is most known for.

SPEAKER_08 20:24

I remember when Moses brought the two whiteboards down from Mount Sinai.

SPEAKER_11 20:31

It's very helpful because you know sometimes you gotta like erase a commandment. You're like, I don't know if everybody should like be nice to women. Let's get rid of that one.

SPEAKER_08 20:40

You know, just gonna see how just erase this, you know, thou shalt use turn signals. Let's let's get rid of that one.

SPEAKER_11 20:52

Jerry, are you still writing? Like, what are you like you're like detailing?

SPEAKER_05 20:55

Yes, he's probably writing.

SPEAKER_11 20:58

There's just six names. That's all. Who are we? Or is he frozen? I can't tell. No, he's not frozen.

SPEAKER_12 21:07

I just wrote down all the numbers one through 36, so I know what's been taken and what hasn't. I had to write down now as far as the order we're going in, I've already forgotten completely.

SPEAKER_08 21:23

It's page Jerry Caitlin Jeff. Okay. Yep. Dilp Jush. Dilp Jacush.

SPEAKER_02 21:37

Dilp Jekush.

SPEAKER_11 21:39

Dilp Jukush. My name is way too long on this thing, like looking at the Zoom immediately.

SPEAKER_08 21:47

It's weird because it's like, you know how Zoom has the names at the bottom of the square? Levi's like wraps around and goes around the corner. I've never seen anything like it. I didn't know Zoom was.

SPEAKER_11 22:00

Leave Dylan Berth off lunch, she they breaker of chains, mother of fucking everybody. All the way up and around. You can't even see my face. It's obscuring it.

SPEAKER_08 22:11

It's just all it's words all the way down. All the way down. Wordles all the way.

SPEAKER_06 22:18

Yeah, not like freckles all the way down. Nerds all the way down like freckles.

SPEAKER_11 22:22

Sherry, Jesus, like just slipping in like his sexual proclivities just like right away there. I've just been trying to figure out like a red.

SPEAKER_12 22:31

Like so, you know, it's a sentence for the first letter of all of our names. Yeah. And I don't let people juggle knives jogging.

SPEAKER_08 22:41

That's uh good idea. Good advice.

SPEAKER_11 22:45

Yes. I need to actually write my name too.

SPEAKER_12 22:53

It's just it that'll just help us remember the order we're going in.

SPEAKER_08 22:56

Yeah. Or you could do what I did and just rearrange the squares, but that's too much work. That is a lot of work.

SPEAKER_06 23:07

It's like one of those puzzles with the like the ones with the one the sliding chest.

SPEAKER_12 23:14

I know I've been trying to do that, but there's like a weird open space that I can't get rid of now for some reason. There's a treasure chest in it. Oh, hey.

SPEAKER_04 23:22

Treasure chest.

SPEAKER_12 23:24

You are the open chest.

SPEAKER_06 23:25

Which is which is never mind. Never mind.

SPEAKER_08 23:28

Never mind. Never mind. Whoa. Was it sexy?

SPEAKER_06 23:31

Probably. Well, for some odd reason I I was gonna try and make it sexy, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_11 23:38

I mean, okay. That's it's not a point, but I can start making sexy things a point. Hold on. Sexy points. All right.

SPEAKER_06 23:50

There's dirty points and then they're sexy points. Yes. Oh, dirty points.

SPEAKER_12 23:55

Sometimes interchangeable if you do it right, but you can lean too far in one direction. Anyway.

SPEAKER_11 24:02

I mean, have you ever looked at a three? And threes are really sexy. Like just like so curvy.

SPEAKER_12 24:08

Turn them this way, it's great. You turn them down this way, it can be great. This side. Yeah. Yeah. It can be lots of different things. But boobs. Boob boobs.

SPEAKER_05 24:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 24:21

All right.

SPEAKER_11 24:25

That's a surprise. You've never done that. Jerry has green bubble of the ear.

SPEAKER_04 24:38

Oh, we lost Jerry.

SPEAKER_11 24:41

Oh, Jerry's gone. I did. Shit.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

It is.

SPEAKER_11 24:46

Oh shit. Oh, fuck. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 24:50

Jerry said there's a cure for green bubble disease today in our tech chat. And I'm like, yes, it's Ray Donovan.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

All right.

SPEAKER_05 24:58

Redonovan. Redonovan. That's a callback to another episode. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 25:07

There's several Redonovan episodes, and I just get like I'm trying to figure out how to introduce it into my comments. I'm like, we need to do a Redonovan ad in one of them. Yes. So weirdly enough, so Jerry has actually started us off in a really, really interesting way. So actually laughing and like doing this was a double Jeopardy round that initiated like, okay. So I mean, uh everybody gonna like like imagine that they have points or like however many they want to bet like right now. Uh and wait, are we are we betting points? Uh so yes, you're you're betting points. How many do I have? Uh uh and actually you bet points before I say the question. Uh it doesn't matter. You can add points right now or lose points right now. Like that's great.

SPEAKER_12 25:58

We can go into negative points. I can bet more points than I have.

SPEAKER_11 26:01

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So everybody, what's your what's your points? What do you got?

SPEAKER_05 26:06

Zero. I don't bet points ever.

SPEAKER_11 26:09

Okay. Okay. Daphne, zero, Caitlin.

SPEAKER_01 26:12

Uh three. I bet three points.

SPEAKER_11 26:16

Okay. Uh I will bet I will bet four, actually. Actually, I can't bet because uh I have to judge. Actually, I'll still bet four. Anyway, uh Jeff, what do you bet?

SPEAKER_08 26:29

Jeff will bet nine points. Okay. Jerry?

SPEAKER_06 26:35

I will bet five.

SPEAKER_12 26:37

And Pake. Also five. I'm using the whiteboard. Nice. It's great for visual stuff on this audio podcast.

SPEAKER_08 26:48

Yeah. It's also particularly nice with your green screen where we can't actually see everything.

SPEAKER_11 26:57

I can see that in audio. When you do that in audio, I can even see it just like visually what's happening for the rest of them. Like, you don't know what's what the fuck are you doing? I don't know what he's saying.

SPEAKER_12 27:06

Yeah. Nobody knows.

SPEAKER_11 27:08

Nobody knows.

SPEAKER_12 27:10

My answers to be mysterious.

SPEAKER_11 27:13

So we're gonna do this. Is the the very first question then, and uh like whoever whoever ends up having the best answer for this, like takes their points. Uh so how would you, if you murdered someone, dispose of a body? And whoever wants to go first can go first. Like, this is a double jeopardy, like win win points round. Like that. Jerry's go like Jerry, go chair bear.

SPEAKER_06 27:44

I would take them out to the wreck side of the over the wreck side of the Titanic and drop them with a chain attached to a chain.

SPEAKER_09 27:53

Okay, Titanic chain. All right. Next.

SPEAKER_08 27:59

Uh I think I think burning them is the is the best way to go. Smart. You know, I mean you have to you have to clean up a little bit, you know, in terms of like any metal, you know, fillings or some stuff like that, but yeah.

SPEAKER_11 28:14

We just burned a cat doing that, so that's farm life for you. Yep.

SPEAKER_08 28:19

I'm sorry, Jerry! This is life on a farm.

SPEAKER_11 28:23

Life is a it was a dead cat, Jerry. It was needed. Both of us, it was it was very sad. We spent over it.

SPEAKER_08 28:34

It was sad. It was a thing. You did make it kind of sound like, oh yeah, we burned a cat the other day.

SPEAKER_12 28:40

It gets real boring in Iowa.

SPEAKER_11 28:42

Yeah. Just pour a little gasoline, throw the zippo, and away you go.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

Um I got one. Hang on, I got one. Speaking of Iowa, like the end of that movie you love, Levi, or whatever that part is. Throw the body in with a bunch of pigs. The pigs eat up the body. Oh there's plenty of pig farms around us that you can easily get rid of a body.

SPEAKER_09 29:08

That's solid. Daphne? Or Pake, sorry, either one.

SPEAKER_12 29:17

I'm well. I like the burning one the best, I think, but it's already been taken now. I can't copy somebody else's answer.

SPEAKER_11 29:25

You could actually, in fairness, you can copy. Like, that's like maybe I'll I'll like burning that much.

SPEAKER_12 29:30

And like maybe But I feel like that's not gonna give me a win to just say what he said. Okay. That's fair. So I'll kind of I think like what's the best uh I mean there are some pigs, but I think the best disposal animal that's r roughly near my location. I'd have to like safely drive with the body for a few hours, but I think I could do it like late at night, but then there's enough alligators around here. You find a good alligator, like swampy kind of area.

SPEAKER_11 30:02

Gators, gators, gators, plot twist. All right, Daphne, you gotta bring us home? She's probably gonna be like give it to dinosaurs or something.

SPEAKER_05 30:10

No, you see, what I would do is I would grind it up and put it in bait pockets in lobster traps and put them at the bottom of the ocean.

SPEAKER_11 30:24

The fuck?

SPEAKER_05 30:26

She's got a plant. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 30:30

All right. Everybody, this is wild, so like nobody gets any points, and not even Daphne, because I'm gonna pick Daphne's answer. Uh like she didn't bet any points, but she somehow won that. And so that's like uh you you nobody gained, or like went, like you're all you're all fine. Like that's wow. To be fair, okay.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

What the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_05 30:54

Okay, so to be fair, Jerry took my answer because originally I was gonna take like be all dexter and use the boat, but then Jerry did the Titanic and the brick thing, and so I had to think very quickly, and that was the best like.

SPEAKER_12 31:10

Well, that's you just spitballing, then I'm terrified.

SPEAKER_11 31:13

I know like so you live in over there. I live over here. We're safe. We're safe, Caitlin. She can't get us, she can't get us.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

Oh man, I need something done.

SPEAKER_06 31:28

Okay, but honestly, she lives where you do do put out lobster traps. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 31:34

I mean, I could put them out here, but it's not gonna do me very well.

unknown 31:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 31:38

Well, and there's a lot fewer in Iowa. Yes.

SPEAKER_12 31:43

Yeah, nothing.

SPEAKER_08 31:44

I wish there was, but there are those cornfield lobsters, you know.

SPEAKER_12 31:49

Love a good Iowa lobster. All right.

SPEAKER_06 31:53

There's a movie idea. There's my movie idea. Cornfield lobster.

SPEAKER_08 31:57

Lobster from cornfield.

SPEAKER_12 32:00

It's like secondhand lions, but see who scuttles behind the rows.

SPEAKER_11 32:14

Okay, so now we're gonna do word associate. Well, I gotta I gotta warm you up. So anyway, uh, we're gonna do that. We're gonna do the Daphne, me, Pake, Jerry, Caitlin, Jeff, Daphne, me, Pake, Jerry, Caitlin, Jeff, Daphne. And uh the first word, Daphne, start us off with you say lobster, then I'll figure out a word to say after that. So go with lobster.

SPEAKER_05 32:37

You want me to say lobster?

SPEAKER_11 32:39

Butter.

SPEAKER_12 32:41

Oh, it's my turn. Uh dairy.

SPEAKER_06 32:47

Godmother.

SPEAKER_02 32:52

It's a restaurant.

SPEAKER_12 32:57

The dairy godmother. We love it.

SPEAKER_11 33:00

Sorry, uh dairy godmother. Um Caitlin, all right, you failed. That was that was five seconds.

SPEAKER_01 33:05

I was thrown off by the word dairy.

SPEAKER_11 33:08

I get it. The dairy godmother was very that was a pain in the it kind of came out of it. That was a that was a good one. All right, but you get to pick a number between one and uh 36. How exciting.

SPEAKER_01 33:21

Uh one in 36, 27.

SPEAKER_08 33:26

That's a good number. Thank you.

SPEAKER_11 33:32

Rate your your fellow cohorts in this show by hotness.

unknown 33:38

Hotness?

SPEAKER_08 33:40

Oh my god. If all of these questions are.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

Like hotness, like on a one to ten scale, or like a one to hot scale? Like, what are you talking here?

SPEAKER_11 33:54

So actually, so the thought I had was uh hottest to least hottest, or least hottest uh to hottest, just to really, really hope. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 34:03

Hottest to least hottest.

SPEAKER_08 34:05

This is gonna be an official buffalo stance, too. So whatever you say. It sure is, it sure is forever. It's going in the show notes forever.

SPEAKER_01 34:15

Am I involved in this? Like myself included, or just actually, yes, all of us.

SPEAKER_11 34:21

Everybody, everybody.

SPEAKER_01 34:23

Every single person I see.

SPEAKER_11 34:24

Because self-love is cool.

SPEAKER_12 34:25

Every single person on the planet rate from hottest to least hot right now.

SPEAKER_11 34:30

Masturbation question in here somewhere, so you know, like that's uh just Jeff's like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 34:39

I hope I don't pick it. I hope I don't pick it. I have no problem with I'll tell I'll take any question you've got you can throw at me. Caitlin, rate rate us, rate us.

SPEAKER_01 34:48

I'm working, I'm I'm I'm getting there. Okay. Daphne. Jeff, Pake, Levi, Jerry, Caitlin.

SPEAKER_09 35:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_11 35:03

Wow.

SPEAKER_01 35:05

Wow. Yeah, let me make sure.

SPEAKER_11 35:07

So that was everybody. We can never go to Maine because Daphne will you're you guys will just like abscond together, I guess. I guess we can go to Maine because you and Daphne will abscond.

SPEAKER_08 35:21

That's fine. They'll abscond together and you'll end up in lobster traps.

SPEAKER_11 35:29

So if you guys want to go by yourselves, I'm just gonna stay here. I'm good.

SPEAKER_10 35:36

I need to see Maine. I'm fine.

SPEAKER_05 35:42

We're a wonderful state. We're very friendly.

SPEAKER_08 35:46

You're a person, Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 35:49

I'd love to go to Maine.

SPEAKER_05 35:50

I'm just so it's such a great place. Like, we're very progressive here.

SPEAKER_12 35:55

She's trying to talk herself up a little bit more to have a better chance with California.

SPEAKER_11 36:02

I mean, you gotta be ready to take California. Remember, guys? Like, that's uh it's gonna be a it's gonna be a girthy state when it happens. Uh all right, word association. I will like uh again, Daphne. Uh you pick a you pick a word and then we'll we'll we'll go around again.

SPEAKER_05 36:19

You want uh so I start again?

SPEAKER_11 36:22

Yeah, pick a word, yeah. You start it.

SPEAKER_05 36:24

Um bottle.

SPEAKER_12 36:29

After effect. Hallucination.

SPEAKER_08 37:16

I didn't hear that. Linda. Uh Dorothy.

SPEAKER_12 37:24

Todo dog Bounty Hunter.

SPEAKER_08 37:33

Is that one word?

SPEAKER_12 37:34

That's two words. It's like night fishing.

SPEAKER_11 37:38

I said after effect in the beginning. I don't I think you do word association. There's a little bit of a.

SPEAKER_12 37:49

Yes. Oh, I see that. Oh yeah. And if we have dairy and dairy godmother can exist, then that makes you exactly unfortunately Jerry failed that.

SPEAKER_11 38:02

So like we're talking, you need to interrupt. It's true. You have to. That's the you gotta like us.

SPEAKER_13 38:09

That's the like fucking I need a word in here.

SPEAKER_08 38:12

That's just not ours having to interrupt people.

SPEAKER_04 38:16

It is. I know, Jerry. I get it.

SPEAKER_11 38:20

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jerry. Like, we'll be more respectful of your time. That's why we're building up with this game. So one in 36. What it what what do you got here? What's your number? What's your what's your lucky number? Actually, actually, Jerry, it's our you say you say a number. I have a comment after you're done. Go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 38:38

Lucky number, sorry, Daphne. 13.

SPEAKER_12 38:43

No, 13, not 11.

SPEAKER_09 38:47

Uh Oedipul number 13. Uh would you rather sleep with your mom or your dad?

SPEAKER_04 39:01

Oh god.

SPEAKER_11 39:06

This was a trap question. I didn't think Jerry would pick it. Honestly, I thought I would get Pate or Jeff with this one. I really thought I would catch like one of those two with them, so I didn't. This is ecumenical number 13.

SPEAKER_12 39:22

Like, this is it's just one of my favorite Bo Burnham quotes. Oedipus was the first motherfucker.

SPEAKER_06 39:37

No.

SPEAKER_08 39:38

No. He's gonna refuse. He's gonna refuse.

SPEAKER_05 39:43

I would expect honestly, I would ex- Honestly, that is exactly what I would expect from Jerry.

SPEAKER_11 39:50

Yeah, that's where I thought I I thought I would get one of the Allen boys with that. That's where. Oh no. I don't know. I I will hold on. I will ex I'm gonna write the words exemption up here. I'm gonna figure that out later. We're gonna come back to I don't I didn't expect someone to not answer, so that's uh I'm sure with these questions.

SPEAKER_05 40:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 40:11

Actually, that was the like that one, and then there's another one that's a trap question uh uh that like are bad, but otherwise I was just fucking around.

SPEAKER_12 40:19

You had Mike Trapp write questions for you? Oh, that's awesome.

SPEAKER_11 40:23

I did it cost a little too much. Uh so Jerry, since you failed, I realize now Daphne was right, I should have had Caitlin start. So actually, Jerry, you start and then we'll go around.

SPEAKER_06 40:35

Chevy.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

I'm sorry, what was that?

SPEAKER_06 40:39

Chevy. Like Chevrolet, Chevy.

SPEAKER_05 41:25

Massachusetts.

SPEAKER_09 41:28

Baltimore. Chesapeake.

SPEAKER_01 41:35

That was close. River Valley.

SPEAKER_08 41:43

I have nothing. I think it's short circuited.

SPEAKER_11 41:48

Honestly, Caitlin, that was solid. Like Chesapeake River Valley, that was nice. Well, and that's what I was like, oh Chesapeake River Valley. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_08 41:58

Like I would have had a hard time too if you're gonna be able to do that. I don't have a response for that. Like if you'd gone Chesapeake Bay, you know, I could have, but yeah. Um that was impressive. Wow. Uh number. Okay. Uh number 19, please.

SPEAKER_11 42:18

Proselytizing number 19. What side of the armrest is yours at the theater? Or or you know, airplane wherever you're sharing an armrest?

SPEAKER_08 42:32

Uh I usually lean right.

SPEAKER_12 42:36

No, we're talking about armrests. Armrests.

SPEAKER_11 42:39

Yeah, yeah. I mean, everybody else can you can all answer these too. Like it doesn't have to be a single person. Like if somebody wanted to answer which who would you rather fuck your mom or your dad? You couldn't answer it. Like that's uh no one wants to answer. Obviously, my mom, because I just like I just don't want to cross that boundary. You're already crossing one boundary, so you know you don't want to go no more. Just to have Jerry out there. Uh any official Buffalo Buffalo stances on on which side? I agree. I agree. Dominant side, right side. I feel that. Actually, as I mean that.

SPEAKER_06 43:13

I would lean toward the right side as well.

SPEAKER_12 43:15

Buffalo stance, we're all leaning towards the right side. All lean right.

SPEAKER_06 43:18

Yep.

SPEAKER_12 43:19

Yep. Very right. The right is the very dominant side. Buffalo! And we all are grateful for that.

SPEAKER_11 43:28

Um, so you're all doing good at word association. So now we're gonna up it. We're gonna do one word story. And Jeff, uh, since you failed, start us with a word. And again, now you're trying to pay attention in terms of the word before to make a coherent sentence as we build around here. So

SPEAKER_03 45:14

From my giant tomato sauce.

SPEAKER_05 45:30

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_11 45:34

What do you guys pick a number, pick a number for me between one and thirty six?

SPEAKER_12 45:38

I've had four sitting on my R and G for a while. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 45:52

What something I can fit in my mouth. Um very impressive.

SPEAKER_08 46:04

We're gonna let everybody out there imagine what Levi can say. But not entirely.

SPEAKER_11 46:09

Both ends too, to make it fair.

SPEAKER_03 46:13

Exactly how you expect. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 46:16

Just right up at it. I gotta do the rest of the episode like this too. Perfect. Uh I could have picked something easy, like a grape.

SPEAKER_05 46:26

Or an olive. Levi, why didn't you just pick an olive?

SPEAKER_11 46:29

Right here. It was getting funny. I think that's why my natural instinct was to do the silly thing. It was either that or a comb, and I didn't want to put the brush of the hair in there. That seemed like a riskier move.

SPEAKER_05 46:42

I really thought you would just go with an olive because that's like your thing.

SPEAKER_11 46:47

To your, I will to that, I will, I will eat an hour. Okay? Yeah. Okay. Booyah. See, I'm in this too. Like, I have to answer these weird questions, and I will prove I will send you guys a picture of these notes later to prove that, like, no, that was there. Uh now I've failed, so I'm on one word story. Uh, we were doing something about trauma and blood profusely, uh, and stuff.

SPEAKER_12 47:10

All right, so we don't have to continue the same story though. We you start fresh, right?

SPEAKER_11 47:16

The name of the game was for Ward Story, so it's always like moving forward. So I mean I mean, I was okay. I I have to always say that. Uh just like that.

SPEAKER_09 47:27

A Little Yes.

SPEAKER_12 48:32

In the afternoon. Coincidentally.

SPEAKER_03 48:44

And that you really did.

SPEAKER_11 48:51

It was so fun. I was like, I could feel I was like, uh, just a little too long. Uh so yeah, number.

SPEAKER_06 48:58

Um Lucky number eleven.

SPEAKER_05 49:03

Oh, so now you're going for my other number.

SPEAKER_12 49:08

You need to hurry up and lose.

SPEAKER_04 49:10

No.

SPEAKER_11 49:11

I told you this was specifically a trap number, and you picked it.

SPEAKER_06 49:16

And so now uh do I have to sleep with my brothers now?

SPEAKER_11 49:23

You don't have to.

SPEAKER_06 49:24

You get never really actually do it.

SPEAKER_11 49:28

I was just like, no, oh no. Uh I hope he doesn't like no, we're not gonna, he doesn't have to do this one. Uh he doesn't have to do this one on on on air. Uh number 11. When's the last time you've masturbated? Like, that's no. That's nope. See, okay. See, now I you have two exemptions, Jerry. That it's like I didn't, I didn't I I wasn't gonna take points away, but I feel like we as a group should come up with a creative punishment uh for Jerry in this instance. That if he's not gonna if he can't answer these questions, what's a what Jerry does?

SPEAKER_05 50:06

I think we could pick a different number for him to answer, since that's not a trap.

SPEAKER_11 50:14

No. Actually, I have to say uh you actually, Daphne, because he hates it. Can you give us 30 seconds?

SPEAKER_08 50:27

He'll just take the headphones off.

SPEAKER_11 50:28

Schooly.

SPEAKER_08 50:29

Look at his face! School face.

SPEAKER_10 50:31

You can't remove the headphones. That's the rule. Like, this is the punishment.

SPEAKER_08 50:37

You can either answer two.

SPEAKER_05 50:40

Okay, Jerry. Hold on.

SPEAKER_08 50:41

I'm just the timer, the timer stops if you take the headphones off.

unknown 50:46

All right.

SPEAKER_12 50:47

And then it just becomes a two-hour podcast of schooly mixed school face giving a dissertation.

SPEAKER_08 50:54

Oh my god, this is so horrible. And you just don't keep your points.

SPEAKER_05 51:00

Here we go. My favorite podcaster on Buffalo Buffalo is Jerry, except he hates when I come on. Jerry, why do you hate me so much? Especially when I am your biggest fan. I'm even a bigger fan than your brother is.

SPEAKER_04 51:26

And yet you don't want to hear from me. What am I going to do?

SPEAKER_12 51:36

Here's the great part is she kept elevating her voice to the point that the zoom recording no longer picked it up. So then it was just silence after a while. And I think that was helpful for Jerry.

SPEAKER_06 51:57

On a horrible level, Schoolie edges out Sophia Vergara.

SPEAKER_08 52:08

Yes! Victory!

SPEAKER_06 52:11

Schoolie wins And Sophia Vergara edges out um what's her name? A friend dressher.

SPEAKER_05 52:19

So does that mean that Schoolie is the worst? Yes. Yes! Victory!

SPEAKER_08 52:27

Wow, that's congratulations. We're pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 52:30

Um basically I did 30 seconds of Schoolie telling Jerry that she was his biggest fan.

SPEAKER_12 52:41

Yeah, we got through that part, and then after there, it kind of the listeners in the official thing will hear it because it's then I'll get to hear it in the audio. But here on Zoom, we were we were saved from wherever that went.

SPEAKER_05 52:58

It was basically honestly, it was just Schoolie saying she couldn't understand why Jerry didn't want to hear from her when she was his biggest fan.

SPEAKER_08 53:08

That's so sweet. It's so tragic. I feel like Schoolie's gotta leave comments more.

SPEAKER_05 53:13

You know, Schoolie McSool pictures.

SPEAKER_12 53:15

It's sitting on the joke, and it's not even good anymore, but I'm gonna do it anyway. So I have a nice piece of furniture full of drawers in my house, and on top of it is just pictures of the set from the nanny. It's my Fran dresser.

SPEAKER_03 53:30

Yes, it is. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 53:35

Wonderful.

SPEAKER_11 53:37

So you've all are fairly I can't I can't trip you up with uh with uh uh one-word story. So now this is where now we're what now you've all done, you've warmed up. Now we're into the real, this is the fun, because you're all gonna fuck up doing this. It's gonna be great. Now we do one sentence story. So, Jerry, you're gonna start, you say a sentence. So you'll say, Yesterday I took a ride, and then Caitlin took picks up her sentence, and everybody does a sentence, moves on. Uh, and you're it's uh I can't now now. This is what I was building towards. I'm excited to watch you all trip up. Like this is my like I was coming for.

SPEAKER_05 54:13

Are you challenging us?

SPEAKER_11 54:15

I was challenging these three over here more than you. Like it was more just I have to keep them distracted. That's what you wanted like me here for.

SPEAKER_05 54:23

Like that's the like that's true, yes, that is true.

SPEAKER_11 54:28

So, Jerry, start us start us with a sentence.

SPEAKER_06 54:32

You are aware that I am a roto tellerphile.

SPEAKER_01 54:36

And I had a hard time going to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_08 54:41

It all started when I was a young boy.

SPEAKER_05 54:46

And I had a heart of stone.

SPEAKER_11 54:49

In my penis.

SPEAKER_12 54:53

Is that a full sentence? That is a phrase. I don't know if I had a heart of stone.

SPEAKER_05 54:59

Is that it wasn't a good one? That was a that was a prepos uh prepositional phrase.

SPEAKER_11 55:04

Listen, I really bad okay. In fairness, this I'm surprised. I I should have realized this would trip me up more than anything because I thought that one.

SPEAKER_05 55:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 55:13

I didn't want my own downfall.

SPEAKER_05 55:17

So Jeff did um when I was a young boy, and I had that just took me to Skid Row a um Ricky was a young boy. He had a lot of stone. So I yeah.

SPEAKER_12 55:28

And I immediately went with my chemical romance. I was just like, whose father's taking them to the store? When I was uh young.

SPEAKER_05 55:36

Yep.

SPEAKER_09 55:37

Uh so pick a number for me.

SPEAKER_05 55:39

Seven.

SPEAKER_11 55:43

Uh uh, I don't want to pick a religious word. Uh Gator lovin' seven. What's the first thing you would do if cloned?

SPEAKER_09 55:55

Uh honestly, like rob a bag. I think if I like that would be like really?

unknown 56:03

Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 56:05

Like then I could pull a whole alibi of like, no, I wasn't there. Like, what are you talking about? I was over here the whole time.

SPEAKER_05 56:10

Like, what I would go to sleep.

SPEAKER_08 56:14

Make the clone go to work. Your turn.

SPEAKER_05 56:19

I mean, that's not a surprise, really, right? Like, I never get enough sleep.

SPEAKER_11 56:25

Yeah. Uh I mean, anyone else can answer too, if they felt like it. Like, these aren't like single-person questions. Like, this is uh it's an everybody show.

SPEAKER_05 56:36

Oh, it's not just for single people, it's for people that are in relationships too.

SPEAKER_11 56:41

Absolutely. In groups, polyamorous people, uh, the furries, the unicorns.

SPEAKER_12 56:47

Even if the poly, even if you're like pod there, your your polyamorous group is clones of yourself. We won't judge.

SPEAKER_08 56:55

Which coincidentally is which coincidentally is the first thing I would do if I had a clone.

SPEAKER_12 57:02

I was kind of like, I was wondering, like the question is like, how long does it take before you're like, but am I good?

SPEAKER_08 57:14

Just want to see what it looks like from this angle.

SPEAKER_12 57:17

Yeah. Just want to make sure that no upset.

SPEAKER_10 57:21

I'd be doing it for someone of a bitch. Jerry is not just dead again.

SPEAKER_05 57:31

Jerry has lost his mind over this episode.

SPEAKER_08 57:35

What's so funny is the fact that Jerry got both the trap questions because he is the like the most likely to refuse to answer.

SPEAKER_11 57:44

Yes. It was okay, seriously, because I did. I was like, because listening to this show, I know that like the last couple episodes, like that it's been building up with Daphne and the 11s and Jeff and Jerry. Sorry, Jeff and Pake making fun of her for it and doing the 13s and like right. So those two questions were actually I thought I would both of you. Yep.

SPEAKER_06 58:09

Oh no.

SPEAKER_11 58:09

No, that's the body count question, actually. Like, that was the like, yeah. Oh no.

SPEAKER_06 58:15

You want to know my body count?

SPEAKER_12 58:16

Check the lobster traps.

SPEAKER_11 58:25

Oh, Daphne. Oh my god, I don't know. Did I just like unlock something in Daphne? She just like looked down for what and was like, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 58:32

No, I had I remembered something I had to do. So I had to do it.

SPEAKER_08 58:36

She had to check the lobster trap. Check the lobster trap.

SPEAKER_05 58:41

It's like the movie Trap, you know? Have you guys seen Trap?

SPEAKER_06 58:45

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 58:46

Yeah, so yeah.

SPEAKER_06 58:47

I'm sorry I did.

SPEAKER_12 58:50

I love the lobster scenes in that movie. Yeah, they're great.

SPEAKER_06 58:53

Yeah. Well, are you are you talking about the are you are you talking the movie Trap that was the hour and 45 minute commercial for the the director's daughter's singing career?

SPEAKER_08 59:05

I mean that was quite a chance to see that coming.

SPEAKER_12 59:10

A backdoor music career, an EP. It was Shyamalan's best twist yet.

SPEAKER_11 59:18

Have you seen my hot singing diar brother? But at least so I failed, so now I have to uh M Night Shyamalan took a walk. He went to the store.

SPEAKER_06 59:36

And he could see all the customers.

SPEAKER_01 59:40

And then he decided to buy some fruit.

SPEAKER_08 59:45

When he got there, all of the fruit was rotten.

SPEAKER_05 59:50

So he called the state to report it.

SPEAKER_12 59:55

The state was like, what the fuck are you calling us for? We're an improv troop.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:04

Hold on. Was that a full sentence? Yes.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:10

Okay, like it felt like it was subject unto mine.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:13

Gary, you better start answering or he's gonna call you out.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:16

We're an improv. I'm gonna get you. He's gonna call you out, you bastards. Gary die? Nothing.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:31

More a reference to the state was like a sketch, comedy, and improv group. That's what Michael Ian Black and Michael Show Walter and the other guy. Ken Marino. Ken Marino was part of it too, I think.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:45

Wow. Deep cut. So Jerry, please don't pick a terrible number.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:49

When Jerry says I'm dead, he says that a lot when we play Dead by Daylight. All of us do. I'm dead.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:57

You actually die. When you're actually dead.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:59

Okay. I will take the lucky number 33.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:06

Uh sticky number 33. Oh, thank God, Jerry. All-time favorite episode of a TV show. Like of like all time, like all like all TV episodes ever, ever, ever. All-time favorite episode. You only get to pick one. You don't get to say anything else.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:26

Okay. Okay. It was a uh Deep Space Nine episode where the uh main character tricks one a uh one of their um I was gonna say, you know, they they do have a peace treaty with them, but they are currently involved in a war, and he tricked that entire um that entire government and their and all their people into a war on on his side.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:57

That's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:58

And and he he he also he enlisted the um the help of a a former spy that was on his station and ended up uh and there was a guy that they enlisted to uh create a fake um like do a false flag video and ended up killing the guy and it was like a whole and he had recorded an entire log about it, and they and the entire thing finishes with computer erase that entire log after confessing to murder or being an accessory to murder after confessing to ever all these crimes.

SPEAKER_12 1:02:31

Is this Star Trek? Yeah. I was like, I thought you were just like this is my favorite. It's called the news the past eight months.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:45

The episode is in the pale moonlight, yeah. The episode is called In the Pale Moonlight.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:52

I don't want to watch that now.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:53

That was when he was found hanging in his cell.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:59

Just jerking it. That's why Jared didn't want to answer committed suicide by stabbing himself in the back.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:10

I actually would have had an answer for that one. I had to think about it for a second. Go ahead and I think mine, and Daphne's gonna love this, uh, is a little episode. I believe the episode title is The Campaign from Parks and Recreation. Because the the scene of Leslie Nope getting this red carpet to give this speech on an ice cream on your feet, and it's not long enough, so then she has to like just carefully try to walk across the ice to get to the stage with no stairs on it. And it's get on your feet and make it happen.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:43

Yeah, and then it stops just like the way it's like the way it cuts, and then the song start just every fucking, he's peeing up that is the single funniest scene in any TV show I've ever seen, and it just lives in my head forever.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:03

And it's like I love a just incredible comedy bit that it was like it will make I will watch that episode of that show anytime, happily.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:12

That is one that like if Caitlin and I come across to in the wild, we'll send that clip to each other. That is like one of our favorite like that, just like everything they're doing with the setup on that. It's so fucking funny.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:26

No, the comeback kit is the name of that episode, isn't it? It's the comeback kid because then they're also dealing with like Ben's also coming under fire for all his ice stuff. Yeah. Ice down stuff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:42

And the guy does the layup on the ice. Yes.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:49

Uh before Daphne had seen Parks and Rec, when she would go to you know, skating events and she would usually uh send a picture of like you know it all set up and a lot of times with like a red carpet there, and both Pake and I would just comment back with get on your feet, and she'd be like, Why do you keep saying that?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:11

And so before I even got to that episode, they showed it to me so I could see it. And I actually ended up watching the whole was it last summer?

SPEAKER_11 1:05:25

No, it was two or three years ago.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:28

Yeah. Yeah. I remember you posting about that on Facebook. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:33

I like watched a bunch of it and then I took like a season.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:37

Yeah, you took a couple of months off, and then suddenly she would she would send me a text be like, Oh, I'm starting, you know, season four. And then that night I'd get a text like, I'm starting season five.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:53

Jesus. Is Daphne have a cocaine habit that we don't know about? Does she just like watch it? No, we don't know about it.

SPEAKER_12 1:06:01

She's mentioned it.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:03

I'm not, no. I'm not a comedy person, but I really liked Parks and Rack. And April Ludgate is my is her spirit animal.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:12

She is.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:12

Oh, she's wonderful. What in a million.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:18

Alright, Jerry, start us with a sentence.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:21

I need to block all spam callers on my cell phone.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:27

Because they constantly harass me day after day.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:35

Sometimes I decide to answer the phone and harass them back.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:43

Coming up with funny things to say to them has brought me lots of joy.

SPEAKER_13 1:06:50

Sometimes I'll just be like, hey, do you wanna see my genitals?

SPEAKER_12 1:06:57

They hang up on me every time.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:01

And sometimes I speak like Greedo from Star Wars.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:08

Because I definitely know who that is.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:12

Because I have watched every episode of Star Wars multiple times.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:18

But I actually prefer Star Trek to Star Wars.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:24

Even though it pales in comparison to Stargate.

SPEAKER_12 1:07:30

And those are just insane facts that I think are true.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:35

And all of those pale in comparison to Tremors.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:41

Because Bert Gummer is the shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:47

Gummer? I hardly know her.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:52

It's unfortunate that Bert and Heather broke up.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:58

There was a lot of potential in Michael Gross fucking Reba.

SPEAKER_12 1:08:04

At least we still have the online forums.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:09

Are you saying Reba McIntyre is available? For some odd reason I like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:15

Oh, Jerry, you said two sentences.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:21

He couldn't help it. He couldn't help it. I didn't even realize that actually was a thing, but no, that I should make that a damn it. Jerry, Jerry. I have to say something about this.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:35

There has to be a red hat exemption.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:38

Yes. I mean. Daphne, hold on, hold on. Guys, guys, hold on. I don't mean this. Listen, I know. Everybody, everybody, hold on. I'm going to spill some tea for you. Okay. Daphne. Have you ever thought that?

SPEAKER_12 1:08:54

No. Ah! Oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:57

Jerry Bear. Jerry, do you have something that you want to share with us? What? Is that why is that why this show happens? Is Daphne's red hair? Pig's kind of reddish. I've seen him in real life. He's kind of got red hair. A little bit.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:13

Jerry's face is red.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:18

We all know what Jerry would do with his club immediately. Just start blushing and just No, I would I'll We'd have to put a red wig on it first.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:32

This is getting so disturbing.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:36

Jeff, you're going to have a a lot of fun editing this one.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:43

Oh, Jerry. Levi is looking good.

SPEAKER_12 1:09:51

Lady in red.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:59

Okay, Jerry. Jerry can't even look.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:07

See, now Jerry has to be on a podcast with two red-headed women, and it he's not gonna be able to do this anymore.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:16

Jad Bear.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:17

We all look at each other.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:18

And Jerry is bowly with red hair.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:25

Jerry is more red than I've ever seen him.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:28

Like his starts pulsing. You know.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:36

There's one right here, and it just like extra one of those wigs to throw down to Caitlin, then it's gonna be a 50%. He's not gonna be able to handle that.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:47

We actually don't, or I would I would run too.

SPEAKER_12 1:10:57

It's an abundance of redheads. Surprisingly, no wigs in my apartment.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:04

You do have lucha masks.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:07

Yes, but that is a that is a vastly different thing. That's a totally different thing, Gaffi. Vastly, vastly different.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:15

Not as sexy.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:16

I also have shoes, but you know.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:22

I don't have any wigs. But you have a car. What? Let's go. Right now.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:29

Like it's how late is it in Texas?

SPEAKER_05 1:11:33

I was just thinking about what he could put on his head.

SPEAKER_12 1:11:37

No, cars or shoes don't go on heads. That's seriously, Daphne. It's ridiculous. This is how people die. A shoe on your head? You make me unpoco loco.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:51

Unpoco loco tatito loco.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:56

Alright, alright, Jarr. I know you can't look at us because we're so hot, but you need to come up with a status. Um, baby. It's too bad this is not a video podcast. This is good shit. This is great. I don't know.

SPEAKER_12 1:12:10

The listeners can just imagine it being even hotter than it is.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:13

Yes. Yes. Like I, you know, all the listeners out there know how hot it is normally. Oh, this is a steamy show. Especially since Caitlin is now giving them a tier list.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:26

Now they now it's forever.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:30

And I was gonna say, Jeff is like second on that list. Let's not forget.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:35

Daphne was up there, but like that's uh if I had a red wig, I would be number one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:41

Only if Jerry was ranking everyone. Caitlin said I was hotter. Let's just remember that.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:50

Wow, Daphne always has to win.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:53

What about everybody in red wigs? Can we redo it? Like if everybody had red hair.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:58

Okay, I want to see Jerry in a red wig.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:01

I would do.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:02

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:02

Episode.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:03

Jerry wants to see Jerry in a red wig. Yes. Yes. So if you put the red wig on Jerry's clone, then we're good to go. I see this now. Full circle. I see it. I see it. I see it. Uh all right, Jerry, start us with a sentence.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:19

I met a traveler from an antique land.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:23

And she was beautiful and mysterious.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:30

My brain just froze. I had too many options. I had too many different things running through my head of like where could I do it? I was trying to figure out how to turn it into a redhead thing. So I get the thinking about like, oh, I could go with this or go with oh wait, I I haven't said anything. Number. Number one. I need the numba. What? Number one.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:03

Uh okay. Uh what do you think happens when we die?

SPEAKER_11 1:14:13

Uh Wow, the light on your face.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:17

You're just like, I see it up there.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:23

Take me, Jesus.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:27

Well, uh the electrical synapses in your brain stop working, and then your body turns into meat. Um but other than that, I do believe in the soul. I do believe in an afterlife. And um Yeah. Do you want me to go into full details? Or I mean that was fine.

SPEAKER_12 1:14:55

Like that's no, I need a four-hour dissertation on your exact spiritual beliefs. I'm taking notes. I got my whiteboard.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:05

That's roll.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:08

Uh no, that was a beautiful answer, actually, Jeff. Uh and yeah, start us with a sentence then.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:14

Oh, I oh my answer. Oh, Jerry. Oh, oh. I had a uh oh, I had one thing that I had thought, always thought of, like, um Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, when when when like what happens when you die? It's like I would I would like to think that, you know, it like say if it happens when I'm uh in my sleep or whatever, and then the next thing I know my cat, my favorite cat is waking me up. And say, hey, hey, come on, yeah, come on, that's time to go.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:41

Join them across the rainbow bridge.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:43

Exactly.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:46

That's beautiful.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:47

I assume that it's the very last thing that you see stretched out to an eternity. Like that's like like what you actually see and perceive as time. So like whatever your eyes are visually seeing, it's just that moment stretched and stretched and stretched. As you're slowly dying, you don't realize like however long that time is, and it's like being in a dream, and that's what eternity is.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:09

There is the ending speech from uh American Beauty. Um is I I always have really liked it, and I can't recite it off the top of my head, but it's basically saying that you know, your life flashes before your eyes, but that flash is eternity.

unknown 1:16:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:31

So it's like your life flashes, but you just are experiencing it the whole time. Uh and I mean it goes on, it's more poetic than that. But yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:41

And who knew we could get so poetic here on Buffalo Buffalo?

SPEAKER_11 1:16:46

You asked me to do this. Like that was like you said specifically do the weird questions thing. So that was my yeah, I wanted to, I had to I had to bring it.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:54

So yeah, Leva, I didn't know you were gonna go quite so weird with your trap questions.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:03

They were I was trying to fuck with the two boys, like that was the point. Like, I'd try to two boys.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:09

Well, at least me, I never choose 11 or 13.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:13

No, but you would to piss me off.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:15

But I don't do that to piss you off. No, Pink does it. Pink does it. I have never done it.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:22

Except when you're until tonight. Yes, yes, yeah, it's true.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:28

Yeah, Jerry, why did you do that? You don't usually go after my numbers.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:34

Plague your trip. I just I wanted to change it up. Yeah, but I was a bad way to change it up.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:40

To be fair. To be fair, I wouldn't have answered them either.

SPEAKER_12 1:17:46

To be fair. If I had gotten them by mistake, I wouldn't I have to fight to not do the Letterkinny thing every time she says it. The to be fair. If anybody, yeah, if anybody's watched Letter Kinny, it's just a bit. Anytime somebody says to be fair, then they go into to be fair, to be fair, to be fair.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:01

Yes, you do that to me anyway most of the time. Why are you holding back now?

SPEAKER_09 1:18:07

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_12 1:18:09

I try to hold back on references that uh most listeners might not get.

SPEAKER_11 1:18:16

Uh I think they're afraid I'm taking away points too. I've been noticing that. Like, because I did that on the last episode. So I think they're just like subconsciously like they're subconsciously afraid that I'm doing that. Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Maybe I don't know. I don't know. I'm not gonna tell you. Uh but Jeff, sentence, what do you got? Stardust.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:33

Uh okay. My brain is literally shut down. Like I'm the same. Just a sentence. Put words to any. Right? I know.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:47

That's it's Jeff o'clock now.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:50

Movies are good. Um sometimes I'm forced to choose a number.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:00

I really hate when someone takes my number and I don't get to.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:06

Like, it's my fucking number. Leave it alone. Get your own goddamn number.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:14

If you pick number 13, I'll be mad.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:19

I really love my number.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:23

I love my number carnally.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:28

I love my number spiritually.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:31

So Daphne, actually, I'm I I didn't realize this. You guys have actually done it. I've been waiting for someone to do this. The third time of repeating it is actually a too far. So you actually got it out. Two is fine. Actually, there was an and because earlier that like a couple people did, and another and and another, but like you did three. So Daphne, now you have to pick a question.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:54

Or like the third time she says a sentence, you mean? Or no, no, no.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:58

Like there was you all did the um the buttons. Oh, like I love my number. Like you did it, like you did it, but you changed one word. But I changed the word. You technically did the same thing as Jeff did, like just like change the last word. I changed the last word. I know, but that's where he had done that already, though.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:20

If I had known it was a rule, I would not have done it.

SPEAKER_12 1:20:26

There's a couple, like you're only learning these is I like. It's like game changer. You figure it out along the way.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:32

Yes, apparently.

SPEAKER_12 1:20:33

They're right there.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:34

There's a actually there's a whole like side list here of like extra rules like that I specifically some are good points, some are bad points, but number between one of the.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:42

Oh, like my tires! Summer tires, summer tires?

SPEAKER_11 1:20:47

Some are not, yes.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:50

Summer tires fall off. Yes. Oh. They're very autumnal that way.

SPEAKER_12 1:20:55

Yes. They'll send you a tumbling down the hill.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:00

Alright, number five.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:03

Let's see.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:04

What's the title of your autobiography?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:09

Hmm.

SPEAKER_08 1:21:12

Right, we're all thinking it now. Is that what we're all doing? We're like, hold on. I'm thinking of what Daphne's autobiography is called.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:18

Good, Jeff. What do you think it should be called?

SPEAKER_08 1:21:21

Yeah, no. Yeah, no, the Daphne backhand story.

SPEAKER_12 1:21:34

Uh how I got into podcasting, faking an Australian accent.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:44

I love that picture.

SPEAKER_08 1:21:45

It's such a bad Australian accent, too. How dare you!

SPEAKER_05 1:21:48

It is! I don't understand why they think it's Australian.

SPEAKER_13 1:21:54

It's like uh see now that you say that, I can kind of hear that. Like with the main, like the Australian in the main, because the manes got uh like the main vowels up here kind of one thing we all know about Australians is how much they love their lobster. Lobster on the bobby. We say it all the time.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:12

It's a phrase. What was that? Stare, Jerry, just like really lobster, lobster on the barbie.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:23

He said it wrong. It's lobster.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:27

That's more cock cockney. Lobster on the bobby.

SPEAKER_12 1:22:32

That almost just went Linda Belcher.

SPEAKER_13 1:22:34

I was no, that's a lobster on the Barbie. On the Barbie. We put lobster on the Barbie, even though he's allergic to it. Or Jean's allergic. I can't remember. It's been so fucking long. Anyway, Daphne, well, you got a sentence? You got a sentence.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:50

I didn't even give you a title for my I didn't give you a title.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:54

Oh, it's fucking true. Oh my god, because you've been like stalling. Sorry, I forgot that.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:01

Um you know what? I think it should be called Where Does She Find the Time? Because I like it. That is the question I get all the time from people. Is usually it's usually, how do you find the time? How do you do everything you do? Where do you get the time? Where you know, our energy too. Like people don't understand how I make it all work, but I do. So my sentence is uh it is I love to take pictures.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:44

The pictures are often of naked people.

SPEAKER_12 1:23:47

And I have to get away fast before the cops show up.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:53

I generally use ice skates to get away.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:58

Because the ice skates give me incredible speed.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:04

And I feel a need for speed.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:08

It's a bit of a problem when it isn't icy.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:16

Well, when it is icy, I'm a little dicey.

SPEAKER_12 1:24:22

And by that, I just get really into DD when it's cold outside.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:26

And I hope I roll a 20.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:31

Because only good things come to those who roll a 20.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:39

I'm sorry, I lost it. I rolled a 17, and that's the noise you heard.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:44

I don't have a D20 with me right now. I'm not sure if that made sense. Count it as a sentence. I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:52

I've been letting and because starting, so it's you're fine. We've been getting away with it, so yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:01

Whatever.

SPEAKER_11 1:25:02

I didn't yell at you, so it wasn't a trap clause, so you're you're fine. Uh Jeff, number uh number 25.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:13

What's the worst color?

SPEAKER_08 1:25:17

Okay, the worst color. Uh I think it's that avocado green that all the fridges were in the 70s. Yeah. That's very interesting. I don't know why. The 70s are avocado green and burnt orange, and I don't know why. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:44

It's a weird time. Anyone else got a terrible color?

SPEAKER_11 1:25:50

I mean, it's a free country.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:52

No, I have to agree with Jeff.

SPEAKER_12 1:25:55

I mean, like, the word is kind of like painful to say, but also like a chartreuse. Because isn't that that like kind of pukey green-yellow color? Or yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:04

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_12 1:26:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:07

And there's also that like neon aqua blue. It's like, no.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:13

Like this pastel blue is like a Oh, that goes with that avocado green. I know what you're talking about. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:26:21

Oh, okay. Yeah, I know the I know the blue you mean.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:24

Yeah. Mine is white. White is to is a terrible color. It's not really a color, but I just hate it as a like as an artist. Yeah, it's not. No, it's not. It's it literally is, though. That's all it is. No, no, no, no. Non-white power.

SPEAKER_12 1:26:46

White is not right.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:53

Any other bad colors before uh before we go on?

SPEAKER_08 1:26:58

Alright, Jeff, take us away. I like the color pink.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:07

Pink goes so well with purple.

SPEAKER_09 1:27:11

I don't know why anyone would wear any other color but pink.

SPEAKER_12 1:27:19

I was so excited to have not lost this whole night, and now I have to- I was just thinking of that! Oh god. But I just I didn't know didn't know what to do.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:34

I honestly thought you were gonna use that. Like, I didn't know I was gonna lose to pink.

SPEAKER_12 1:27:40

I mean, does that count if I as my sentence? It's not connected.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:44

You said more than one time at this point, though. Yeah. What's your number? What do you got? Uh let's go eighteen. Huh. What's your worst childhood member?

SPEAKER_12 1:28:01

Worst childhood memory?

SPEAKER_08 1:28:03

What's the most trauma you've ever experienced?

SPEAKER_12 1:28:05

I know it's like do we want honest answer that's not funny at all, or do we want funny answer?

SPEAKER_11 1:28:12

That's your pick, man. That's your pick.

SPEAKER_12 1:28:15

I mean honest, not fun answer is because my mom passed away when I was 11, so that's a childhood memory. That's not a fun one. It's a pretty terrible memory as a child. So that's probably it, but if I wanted to try to find like a funnier answer would be when I was running around playing with a friend and I stepped on a metal airplane and toy, and the wing stabbed probably a good two inches into my heel. Ouch. That was fucking painful. There's a lot of blood.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:59

That sounds horrible. Yeah. So there's that. You've made Levi freeze.

SPEAKER_12 1:29:08

Ouch. And now as adults, my brother likes to throw this shit at me. We're talking, and I'm like, I'll give him shit because like his girlfriend, my brother's girlfriend, likes to ag it on. Because like we'll be talking, it's just like, it's okay, you gotta be honest. It's like, did the two of you, my two, me and my middle brother, I have two younger brothers. It's like, now that you're all adults, you can be honest. You you guys stole your mom's lipstick and were were riding on the mirror, and then whenever the youngest brother caught you and he said, Oh, I'm gonna tell dad, and you went, No, we're gonna tell him you did it because who's gonna he's gonna believe the two of us over the one of you.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:43

That sounds about right.

SPEAKER_12 1:29:44

So she likes to throw that under the bus, and she's like, Yeah, we got away with that. And then so my youngest brother will then look at me and goes like, Yeah, you may have done that to me, but I left a toy airplane laying in the floor in your room.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:58

Eleven motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:04

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:05

Oh my god. Oh god.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:08

That is beautiful.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:09

Siblings do shit. They just do it.

SPEAKER_11 1:30:12

This is like oh my god. Uh actually, my sister and I used to share this room up here, like as an extra fun thing. And oh my god, yeah, just always fuck with each other. Uh that's just how it works. Like, welcome to life with siblings. Uh, so we're only gonna do a couple more of these because like it's getting late. Jerry's sleepy. Uh however, I I like honestly, I was waiting for Paik to like get my own. Now that's fair. Now that I finally now we can wind out. Like it was just like, okay, I wanted to make sure Paik lost one. Thank you, Peak. Otherwise, we would have been here all night. Yeah. All fucking like we would have. We would have done all 36 until you failed. That's all we needed. Uh so yeah, we'll do like two or three more and then we'll we'll call it a night. But Pate, go ahead and start us with a sentence.

SPEAKER_02 1:31:01

All right.

SPEAKER_11 1:31:02

What do you got?

SPEAKER_12 1:31:05

Let's see. I'm the same thing that Jeff had it. Not a sentence. Not a sentence. I like to smell soap.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:20

What do you say?

SPEAKER_03 1:31:23

Soap or salt, I can tell.

SPEAKER_09 1:31:25

Soap.

SPEAKER_11 1:31:26

Soap.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:29

It has such a refreshing scent.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:34

I love you, rubbish all over my body.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:38

And then I smell myself.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:42

It always smells fantastic.

SPEAKER_12 1:31:46

Even when I farted. Sometimes it even makes it smell better.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:55

It smells warmer.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:59

So much more comforting.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:03

One time I farted in an airplane.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:08

And laughed when I blamed it on my seatmate.

SPEAKER_12 1:32:15

She wasn't very happy about the blaming. She punched me in the face.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:24

And then the masks fell from the ceiling.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:28

And I started to question my entire life.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:33

And I wondered, where had I gone wrong?

SPEAKER_05 1:32:38

I soon realized that I hadn't really gone wrong.

SPEAKER_12 1:32:44

Because I'm fucking awesome. Also, the back half of this plane is just gone now.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:54

The front half is soon to follow.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:59

Just like in the TV show Lost.

SPEAKER_03 1:33:09

That was worth the failure.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:16

That's all I could think of. That was crazy.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:21

Yeah, that's kind of what I was alluding to. Yeah. That's what made it like to the whole like then the brain works where you're like, oh shit, now I'm on lost. Now I'm trying to think of a lost like sentence.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:34

I was ready.

SPEAKER_12 1:33:36

48 15-16-2342. 4-8-15-16-23-42.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:40

I had Oceanic Flight 815. Like I was like digging that up.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:46

All on the same wavelength. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_12 1:33:51

I'll remember those numbers forever. I once knew a guy who had them tattooed on the bottom on his bottom lip.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:56

Oh yeah. I would get that. I would love to get that tattooed up here. Great. Desmond stuff. So Jeff, number. Number 10.

SPEAKER_09 1:34:07

What's your favorite word?

SPEAKER_08 1:34:16

I've got a few. The one that comes to my mind immediately is susuration. Could you use it as a sentence? Not country of origin. I can't remember now what it means. I think it's like a soft sound.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:42

I don't know what it is, but. Oh, oh, oh, I I think I do know the word you're talking about.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:48

Or S-U-S-S- Yeah U-R-A-T-I-O-N. Whispering, murmuring, or rustling.

SPEAKER_11 1:34:54

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 1:34:55

N P R. ASMR.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:57

ASMR, yes. All this is heration to get you, this baby.

SPEAKER_10 1:35:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:07

Yeah, it's like the sound of like I I think of it, I associate it with like the sound of like uh when the wind picks up leaves, you know, and kind of blows them down the street, like dry leaves, that kind of thing. Rustling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that kind of soft rustling noise. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:35:26

Mine is alabaster. I fucking love the word alabaster for some reason. It's fun to say alabaster. Alabaster.

SPEAKER_12 1:35:34

You mentioned like the wind blowing through the leaves, and it made me think of like another nature-y uh word. Petrichore is fun.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:40

Petricore. I almost said petrichor. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:44

Oh my god. See? Levi.

SPEAKER_11 1:35:46

Doctor Who fans.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:48

They share Pake and Jeff share brain, okay? They just do.

SPEAKER_11 1:35:53

I only get it every other weekend. We share custody of a brain.

SPEAKER_12 1:35:59

Yeah. But I don't have full custody of the brain. It's every other weekend. Jeff has it most of the time.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:04

Yeah. Yep. Well, Pake was a very abusive brain parent.

SPEAKER_12 1:36:08

Yeah, the things I did to it, I'm not allowed to have it all the time. Only under supervision sometimes.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:18

You ever seen Miss Doubtfire? Like it's like one of those things. Like it's a trade.

SPEAKER_12 1:36:22

Yeah, that's right. I actually do. Sometimes I will dress in drag in order to spend more time with my brain.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:28

Wait. Was that you?

SPEAKER_11 1:36:34

Oh my god. The tent's on fire. I should have realized the whole time. That's moving. Daphne, I can't even tell if you're rolling your eyes at this point.

SPEAKER_01 1:36:45

Like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:47

What have I done? I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:52

You did a great job, Levi.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:55

Well, we got two more. We got two more questions.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:01

Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:03

I hope you pick the bad ones. There shouldn't be. I think we're fine.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:07

Um okay. So I'll start with a sentence then, right? That's where we're at? Okay. Hexagons are the best shape.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:18

They're so much better than a rhombus.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:22

I mean, have you even seen how flat a hexagon is? Flatter than the earth.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:37

But not as flat as my joke.

SPEAKER_01 1:37:44

Come on.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:48

People talk about circles. But they got nothing on a hexagon.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:57

You know what's better than a hexagon? An hexagon.

SPEAKER_11 1:38:05

Stop, baby.

SPEAKER_12 1:38:08

I'm tired of speaking about shapes.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:13

Let's talk about spheroids.

SPEAKER_11 1:38:25

What was fucking spheroid? Is that a cylinder? Sphere like object.

unknown 1:38:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:38:34

After Peike said, let's stop talking about shapes.

SPEAKER_12 1:38:37

Jerry named the Jerry said, how about a different shape?

SPEAKER_11 1:38:46

All right, Caitlin. Uh number.

SPEAKER_01 1:38:48

Yeah, uh 14. I think we haven't done that one yet.

SPEAKER_09 1:38:55

No, we haven't. And uh do socks have to match?

SPEAKER_01 1:39:03

Nope. I as long as they have the same kind of like style. Like some socks squeeze your feet kind of weird. Or they might be like different like compression. As long as they're like the same shape and size. You can mix and match. Otherwise, no. Like you can't have like a long sock on one leg and a short sock on the other. That's crazy. But I do know some people who do that.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:31

You can if you're Pippy long stalking.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:35

You know, Pippi did rock that look, and I think she might be the only one to be able to do that. Yeah, you could pull it off. She's the exception.

SPEAKER_11 1:39:42

She's the exception that proves the rule.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, she had that hair too. Like, who knows what was going on with Pippi? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:50

Pippi knows what was going on with Pippi.

SPEAKER_01 1:39:55

We're not supposed to know. It's only for her.

SPEAKER_11 1:39:57

No.

SPEAKER_12 1:39:57

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 1:39:57

Yeah. Pippy's her own person. We don't need to define her. Like that's she she knows what she is.

SPEAKER_12 1:40:03

Yes. I I'm fully in agreement that like you there is no sock rules on like it said the styles and stuff, but like mix and matching actual socks that you don't have to be a perfect pair. I think is great. I think even with like shoes, because I wear like almost like exclusively vans. And I feel like I could wear two different vans, two different colors of checkers or something, and be okay. Yeah, I think you can pull that off. I just never have the bravery to do it, but I've always thought about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:40:33

I actually have a co-worker who had two different sperries on. So sperry is like a type of shoe. They're the same shoe in different colors, and she had two different shoes on, and she didn't even notice it until she got to work and she looked down. Oh shit, I have two different shoes on. So and she went with it for the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_12 1:40:53

So you know, I might try that like next time I go out. I don't know, because I might wear like I've got like a hat that's like blue and red. Try to wear like a blue and red combination on a shirt or something, and then wear my like blues, blue van and red van on one foot or the other.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:07

See how they got wearing both on the same foot. Yeah, it's a better time.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:13

A little wobbly if you do that though.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:17

But you know, but as far as like wearing two different socks or two different shoes, you know, the shoe police aren't gonna come and take you in.

SPEAKER_12 1:41:24

They're too busy.

unknown 1:41:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:41:27

Arrested for wearing socks and crocs. Yeah. That's the bigger problem.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:34

Yeah, they should be arrested.

SPEAKER_12 1:41:35

Yeah. Also, there's like a really like terrible situation going on at the big shoe that the old mother, like old lady lives in with all those kids. Oh, I don't want to get into it, but like they've been having to get mixed up with that. CPS situation. Yeah, and the shoe police are really like that's their jurisdiction, even though they really don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_08 1:41:53

Finding more kids. It's really, it's really bad.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:57

How they fit him in that shoe, I'll never know, but you know, that's kind of that's her situation to deal with.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:02

It it's a shoe of holding. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:05

Yes, I see that just you know, undo the laces a little bit, you know, you get a little wider. You know, that's how you get it.

SPEAKER_06 1:42:11

Yeah. Yep. It's a it's a TARDIS shoe. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

SPEAKER_12 1:42:17

I love that cat. It's my favorite breed of cat as a TARDIS shoe. TARDIS shoe? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:27

Fucking A.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:31

Anyways.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:37

You are so proud of yourself.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:41

That was actually that was such a stretch that you're like, okay. The right amount of stretch.

SPEAKER_12 1:42:48

Yes. That was like, what? It was like a yoga stretch. It was like it was a good stretch, but you feel really good after it. Right. It was a good thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:59

So you do feel really good after it.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:01

Absolutely. I felt some pops. I felt some pops there.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:08

Cherry is still recovering. He can't believe it.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:13

God damn, that was funny.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:17

You're just encouraging.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:19

It was so silly. I mean, I mean, like sometimes the silliest things just set me off. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:26

It's only encouraging Peg to continue.

SPEAKER_06 1:43:30

Oh, come on, let's go. Yes. Do let's go. Alrighty.

SPEAKER_11 1:43:37

Uh I forgot who failed that. Uh Caitlin. It was Caitlin. Yeah, Caitlin.

SPEAKER_09 1:43:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:43:49

Yesterday, I decided to go to the sporting goods store.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:56

When I arrived, I discovered that the doors were locked.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:03

There was also a sign that said for sale. On the doors.

SPEAKER_11 1:44:12

I realized I didn't have enough money to buy it.

SPEAKER_12 1:44:17

But I had a rich aunt who just might.

SPEAKER_06 1:44:22

I didn't want to wait for her, so I used a brick to go shopping myself.

SPEAKER_01 1:44:28

Inside I found all the treasures of the sporting goods world.

SPEAKER_08 1:44:36

There were basketballs and baseballs and footballs and golf balls and hockey balls.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:43

But what I really wanted were the gold-plated figure skates.

SPEAKER_11 1:44:49

Because I was really contemplating suicide these days.

SPEAKER_12 1:44:56

And the gold-plated ones make the scene so much prettier.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:05

Jerry just says no.

SPEAKER_01 1:45:11

That's literally him just being like, I'm throwing it up nice. I'm not.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:14

Oh my god, it's like all right.

SPEAKER_11 1:45:22

Now, this will this will be the last question because that was honestly that was beautiful and hilarious. But now this is we did since Jerry laughed so hard last time, I wanted to make this last one a double jeopardy. So uh Jerry, pick a number.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:37

Um have we done number 22?

unknown 1:45:40

I don't believe so.

SPEAKER_09 1:45:42

Nope.

SPEAKER_11 1:45:44

No, we have not. So everybody's gonna uh uh wager points so Daphne, what are your points?

SPEAKER_08 1:45:53

Do we all have did we all get negative points in that first round?

SPEAKER_11 1:45:57

No, you didn't. Nobody got negative points. Okay, so there was there was no takeaway because it was the first time, so there was just more like points going in or out. So like that's and I will not take negative points. You can only gain points because that seems way more fun. So that's okay. So that's what uh so um Daphne, how many points?

SPEAKER_05 1:46:18

I can't wager any. It's I'm against wagering points.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:23

You last time you won with feeding people the laptop. They're her hard-earned points.

SPEAKER_11 1:46:30

She will not be able to do that. I will bet I will bet uh uh five points uh for Daphne, and I will take her points if she wins. Uh so that's those are my points now. Okay. Uh Pake, how many points do you bet?

unknown 1:46:46

Ten.

SPEAKER_12 1:46:46

I don't know how many I have, but I'm going with ten.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:49

It's the principle of the thing. I don't like betting points.

SPEAKER_06 1:46:55

I will go seven points.

SPEAKER_12 1:46:58

So you'll never be on Jeopardy. Seven.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:01

Never mind. I was never going to be on Jeopardy.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:05

That seems unlikely. I agree. Right? Like the perfect show for you to be on.

SPEAKER_12 1:47:15

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:16

Duncan.

SPEAKER_12 1:47:17

No, because they make you bet points, and she would yell at Ken Jennings. I would make him cry.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:24

Yeah. No. And then she would pick number 13, and he'd be like, ma'am, they're there all of them.

SPEAKER_12 1:47:29

There are no numbers. And then she would give him the double fingers and walk off the set.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:38

You guys are so bad.

SPEAKER_11 1:47:41

I'll take hand sisters for 1100, Ken.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:47

I should just go on S N L Celebrity Jeopardy. That would be better.

SPEAKER_12 1:47:53

Yeah. That's fine. And then whenever Ken Jennings is like, that's not how this game works, he just looks up and goes, You're real proud of yourself, aren't you?

SPEAKER_10 1:48:01

You know, I fucked your mother last night, didn't you, Daphne? She was good. I got her right in the bum. That's a perfect jump honorary. Yeah. Thank you. It was I just like slapping women. That's all I like. I like slapping women. Uh Caitlin Points. How much are you? I can't tell if Jerry's tired or dying. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:48:27

I wager nine points.

SPEAKER_09 1:48:32

And Jeff?

SPEAKER_08 1:48:35

Well, since we can't lose points and can only gain them, like I feel like I could just say I wager a hundred points.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:46

Because Jeff wants to win. That's what it's about.

SPEAKER_12 1:48:50

I mean, that's a fair play. I thought about that.

SPEAKER_11 1:48:53

I was like, wait, I don't know how many I have, but technically, it's too late. You've already said your number, and Jeff wagered a hundred points. We just can't let him win. Right, exactly. Basically. Basically, that's your your goal right now is to make sure Jeff doesn't win this, whatever this round is.

SPEAKER_12 1:49:10

Daphne, get your lobster traps ready. We gotta stop him.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:15

Why are you trying to team up with me? You and Jeff always team up against me all the time.

SPEAKER_12 1:49:20

Exactly. Twist ending. Oh, night shamalama ding dong.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:26

Oh man.

SPEAKER_12 1:49:28

Nobody would have seen it coming.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:31

If you'd been nicer to me, maybe.

SPEAKER_12 1:49:34

Well, then it would have like led. There would have been clues. If I like, for the first time ever, was nice, then people have been like, he's leading up to something. So no, for the twist to work, it's gotta seem normal. Because Paik's always been a jerk.

SPEAKER_11 1:49:46

Mm-hmm. He's such an asshole. Like every time I've ever met or spoken to Pike, he's just like, fuck you, man. I'm gonna use it.

SPEAKER_08 1:49:55

People out there don't realize people out there don't realize the the kind of language that he uses when we're not recording. I mean it's it's obscene. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:50:05

You know, Pate didn't answer what's like Pate didn't answer what's the worst color because we all know what he thinks. You know red.

SPEAKER_12 1:50:19

Oh no.

SPEAKER_10 1:50:21

Red. Those dirty commies.

SPEAKER_11 1:50:30

Oh my god. All right. So your final question of the night. And this is like for all the marble marble juices. Marble juice. Love it. Who is your craziest family member? And if you've got a story about it. And all five of you have to answer. I can also answer too. Now I'm trying to think of ours uh Caitlin shit. Ours are all sad.

SPEAKER_01 1:51:02

They're all crazy too though, so we just pick one.

SPEAKER_11 1:51:05

Uh Daphne, how about you?

SPEAKER_05 1:51:07

Like you got you're up there, you're in my oh um yeah my family doesn't have a lot of people in it. I mean I have some that are on the other that are very far deep in a political spectrum but that's more of a sad thing than crazy. However my fiancee has an uncle who liked to preach in downtown in the city he lives in. He would stand out in the middle of the rotary and um hold signs and yell at people.

SPEAKER_10 1:51:53

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:54

I think that's pretty crazy I I think that's a pretty kind of crazy thing to do.

SPEAKER_02 1:52:03

Yeah he's been interviewed on YouTube.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:07

He's religious and so he he's been on he's on YouTube in a couple of instances.

SPEAKER_11 1:52:13

He's quite a character what's his name what's his name now I've got to I'm not revealing it to the audience. Hey well that's fine that's let's focus crazy family members anybody else for points anybody else I'm surprised I thought you would all have like something I I wish I did.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:32

Crazy like I don't have anybody that's way far out there or anything like that. I do have um one relative who like got into the whole anti-vax you know stuff um but like not to not to like an um an amount where it was like I can't even talk to this person. Like that was just their feelings on some things and it didn't really we didn't really talk about it. Yeah I don't really have much in terms of like anybody who's like I can't be around this person at all I'm gonna lose my cra Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:53:18

I would probably be the crazy one in my family.

SPEAKER_12 1:53:23

Oh cuz uh I will drop an insult at the drop of a hat which which hits the ground first the insult or the hat the insult because I it goes at the at light speed oh god not sound speed like light speed that feels like like how you have like light words like yeah speed of sound maybe or no speed of sound let's go it's going at the speed of light that's been established now call play yep yep clearly it's like Pennywise when you open your mouth like there's just the deadlights go I hate your fucking face that was I got married you know what I have my answer and it's gonna be a warm and happy one um my great uncle my grandmother my uh maternal grandmother's brother uh lived in New York City and worked on Broadway and was an openly gay man and that was a crazy thing for him to do in the 70s and 80s and people thought he was crazy but he's like my favorite family member even though he has been uh long past for many years now but when I was a young boy he was my favorite my uncle Bob and he would always send great like little he was the guy that would find like the really cool like every like happy birthdays and Merry Christmas and stuff he would send the emails to my parents that for me to see that would have all the cool animations and all the fun stuff even back in like the 90s. Yes.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:03

Like yeah emails look like a Geo Cities page.

SPEAKER_12 1:55:07

Absolutely just always excited to see what colorful creative popping thing that Uncle Bob sent. And yeah and then when spam in there too it's fine. And when when he when he passed unfortunately then like me and my grandma like went up to New York and she was going up to New York a lot to like collect a lot of his things and stuff and made friends with all of his like like gay friends and the Broadway theater friends and stuff up there. And then so then when we would visit up there they would get us like super like discount like comp tickets for like Broadway shows and like get us places to stay and do all the great stuff. And it was just like for my like religious family to like be able to have a person like that in the family that we realized was like the greatest person ever and we met some really great people had great experiences because of it. So that's I'm gonna take the like cheap shot of like oh warm your hearts of being like yeah he was kind of the crazy black sheep of the family until now you look back at it and you're like that man had some bravery and had the coolest life and the coolest people around him is that where your grandmother got all the records she got a lot of his when he passed yeah and then I probably I have a lot of them now I have a lot of like original cast recordings of plays like on vinyl yeah ow that was a really good answer.

SPEAKER_01 1:56:25

Yeah wanna give it to Peig now working hard for my 10 points doing uh uh Caitlin Jerry you got anything well Jerry's Jerry already said he's the crazy one this is true this is true yep yep yep okay this isn't really crazy it's more of like kooky and cute my grandma and her sister were like really tiny little petite women and they would go to restaurants and like split a meal but like a kid's meal and then they'd take food home with them. Like they would actually order a box with their children's meal split it up and then like portion it out so they could each take some home.

SPEAKER_06 1:57:09

So they did that everywhere they kind of became a little famous for it or infamous so yeah adorable well I I was gonna say about when when it's uh when I um I I used to take my uh four you know like my brother had uh three sons and a daughter and I would take them to movies every now and then to the you know there'd be five of us on this trip and I remember um there was one time when I was taking um taking them to a movie they were like arguing with each other and I said calm down you know you know it's like remember when I said you know like I I want this car quiet and yeah I want to be able to talk to you and not have you fighting?

SPEAKER_05 1:57:55

And they said well we don't you know and they they were being real unruly and they said okay one more chance you gotta calm down I'll turn this car right around and save myself the 50 bucks and they did one more thing and it's like turned around dropped them off at my brother's house went home and spent that 50 bucks on myself so that just adds on to your answer that was you you're the meaning well I well I I told you know my brother asked me why I brought him back and it's like well I told him you know like I said I I say what goes you know in this vehicle and if you're gonna be if you're gonna be uh jerks about it you know don't test me because you know I will do what I say and they talk shit about you for the rest of their childhood and probably into adulthood and I don't care uncle Jerry see them now full adults just be like remember that fucking Uncle Jerry the moment he took us home from the movies fuck that guy well I used to be I used to be a lot grumpier in my youth oh god so no grumpier than us right wow okay they used to call me tell us about it they used to call me Uncle Grumpy that hurts yeah I thought it was endearing I loved it you know I think that I think that people in my family probably thought I was the crazy one or think I'm the crazy one because I do things that they probably wouldn't dare to do.

SPEAKER_12 1:59:39

Like hide bodies and lobster traps.

SPEAKER_05 1:59:41

Right no her dad taught her that oh they all do that one okay got it no I honestly um I met people online through figure skating forums and would travel to competitions before I was a media person and roomed with people I didn't know but it was you know just what you did. Like I wasn't really afraid it was just part of the culture I guess of skating fandom and some of those people are some of my best friends today. Um but I I I mean going to Hershey to meet so many people like in the Z hats that wasn't foreign to me when I did that but I know my family would think it was crazy. Like you're going to meet people you don't know and they wouldn't understand it. Because I grew up in a really small town and people being adventurous it's just not a thing I guess and I'm just pretty brave I guess to get too adventurous you wind up in a lobster trap.

SPEAKER_11 2:01:03

I'm never gonna live this down nor should you own that shit girl just threatening Daphne Daphne if I have to live the big 200 down for another you know for another two years plus you're gonna live you're gonna live the lobster traps Jerry Jerry Jerry the Big 200 isn't the only thing that you have to live down there are so many things and I don't care to live down it own it banging on ride California you ride California hard you staff I think uh right now what do you think what do you think what do you think what do you think I think um this may be the longest episode of Buffalo Buffalo that we've ever done and actually so here interestingly so anyway uh so uh Daphne Jerry Pake and Caitlin all got points on that round for their for their final jeopardies you all actually got earned your points but Daphne didn't earn any points however I did get she she didn't earn any of her points however I appreciated uh that Jeff like tried so he got Daphne's five points so that's uh like yes he he still got him there he didn't get a hundred points no I didn't get my hundred nope it wasn't well because yours was more the crazy conservative uh uh family member which was uh mine wasn't bad which was bad we were all sad we were all it's fine it's not your fault uh yeah so quick to to wrap this up what uh Daphne what do you think everybody's uh uh thing uh that they were doing was honestly it was funny you guys were not actually Jerry was the only one who was doing really actually Jerry and Pake were doing Jerry Pake and Jeff were doing really good with it I could tell but like I did okay I don't know I did not that well I think I did mine quite a bit I was doing it all the time um okay so I wrote this down because I wasn't sure um uh who all had one every all six of us all not me I was the only one that didn't just did not like it.

SPEAKER_05 2:03:22

I feel like Jerry's was saying for some odd reason because he just kept saying that I feel like Jeff's Jeff was touching his beard like over and over again but he always does that so I don't know and I I think Paik's was just generally to annoy me you just no nothing for Caitlin Caitlin didn't matter enough like that was not no um defany wow I didn't finish you didn't give me a chance to finish it's true I'm sorry hey ladies first finish everybody wait saving the best for last right yes this is true um and Caitlin's was braiding her hair alright uh Pate what do you think everybody's was man there was points where I was really trying to pay attention and I got nothing on like anybody um I'm gonna say I'm gonna have I don't think I'm gonna have anything but Daphne's was probably playing with her hair Jerry might have been like leaning back in his chair Jeff I think had to make like sound like hmm or like thinking sounds or something.

SPEAKER_12 2:04:51

I think he was like making some kind of like grunty or like sounds from time to time. It was grunting. Yeah and Caitlin's I think she had to get close to the camera at times try to get like the camera close to her face or something yeah those are just like kind of random guesses but I paid attention a few times throughout the episode and was like I couldn't really nail anything down stuff. You all were doing good actually uh Jerry I got nothing so Jerry sucks.

SPEAKER_05 2:05:21

Anyway can't wait not even going to take some blind stabs in the dark like me I I got nothing it's also late it's Jerry o'clock it's late it's late you're saying this to me and it's late where I am it's not late where you are okay I I agree about the Jerry leaning back in the chair thing but I'm not gonna lie I was really nervous about the games that I kind of stopped paying attention to I was warned I should pay attention to and I kind of forgot because I was nervous and trying to play the game also my phone I'm holding my phone so that's why that's not good.

SPEAKER_08 2:06:04

Alright Jeff how about you what do you got the leaning back thing for sure all right Jerry and leaning back only I the only one I think I have is Pake making puns I do that all the time but we were all told to do choose something that we could like pass off. You know um That's fair that's fair I I don't really have anybody else that was the only one that I I kind of think I picked up on.

SPEAKER_11 2:06:38

Alright all right well I'm gonna help you all out so here's what it was Daphne's was eye rolls and then more specifically uh she could get extra points if she got you guys to notice it and point it out.

SPEAKER_05 2:06:50

Weirdly enough nobody actually pointed it out no I'm shocked because you usually point out I know right they were they were but uh Pakes was clearing his throat which actually did happen. Oh good Jeff that'll be fun to clean up so now I leave them all in.

SPEAKER_12 2:07:06

Well yeah you can't clean them up because it kind of ruins the the fact that they are spread throughout there a lot. Usually I make sure to uh mute my mic when I do that and I purposely didn't today. All right it was gross there was quite a lot like being in there snuck it in there a lot yeah yeah there were points where I was worried that you were going to catch on because I was doing it too often and so I'm glad I didn't know what he did. The listeners can love it.

SPEAKER_11 2:07:33

Besides the one that did it the most was Jerry Jerry's was catchphrases was Jerry's catchphrases was he has a bunch of like specific catchphrases that he was slipping in there for his old stuff.

SPEAKER_08 2:07:46

So definitely I feel like might get partial points for like pointing out at least partial got two points on that there's a two and a half of points uh Caitlin's was hair chewing was specifically hair braiding and chewing definitely got five full points for that yeah you did alright and then Jeff's was the use of anyways he got that in like two maybe three times I think okay that that okay okay okay anyways you don't ever say that I do though it's it's not just saying anyways it's the it's the it's the segue it's the anyways and I was counting the way you were segueing actually because I know what you like when you said it to me I was like oh I know exactly how you do that segue anyways yeah I was listening for getting to I so it does happen sometimes but I think part of it is with six of us it was more likely that somebody was always talking and there was less segues it was interesting with four of us there will be those awkward pauses where I just kind of anyways look one of you you one of the Allen boys you should have picked playing with your beard because you do it all the time I was going to but I actually I asked Levi you know do you want me to choose something visual or something verbal? And they said you know it would be fun if it was something verbal so that the audience can kind of try and pick up on it. Otherwise I I play with my beard almost constantly it's only I only played with it one time but it just it lasted for two hours.

SPEAKER_11 2:09:24

Yes having watched it now and actually remembering and watching you guys it's like oh I would definitely use the beard one as an extra one both of them and they are all constant.

SPEAKER_05 2:09:35

It's it's constant. I don't think they even realize that they do it.

SPEAKER_12 2:09:39

I they're just molesting themselves I realize I'm doing it I just still do it all the time anyway.

SPEAKER_11 2:09:45

I have what's called trickotillomania which is running wild on you brother it's it's Chickotillo he's got the chicken trickotillomania is like uh pulling on hairs plucking hairs that kind of thing oh it's uh yeah so yeah I I have had it for decades so yeah so wow okay that's I've learned so much tonight and I'm gonna just it is an educational podcast yeah it is I listen often when I'm listening to stuff yeah like Jesus Christ I like I've learned to the the pie's are pieces I've learned so many Nobel prize and serial killers that I really don't think I'm ever gonna need as information but it's up here uh so final scores uh Daphne has 13 Daphne I oh actually couldn't have gone more perfect almost came in like not you didn't do great you didn't do great Caitlin has 21 I have 13 points well you wouldn't gamble them for anything so yeah you wouldn't you were like you were being all right but I kept you I kept you from getting points I'm okay with that I don't care fair uh I got 14 uh Jeff got uh 18 Jerry got 23 and Pake wins the game with 5 10 15 20 25 30 35 points because I was actually doing so this time I did puns did get you points and then stop bust off the rails official Buffalo Buffalo stance 5050 ready to be ready Robin Joe's um and just a lot of our greatest pants you were waiting for that would always cause a point so that's uh that's what that's what we get and I had to actually I wanted to make sure I ended by saying say hello to Tim Gomez out there. Hi Tim that's my commenter the other

SPEAKER_10 2:12:02

We exist together, person.

SPEAKER_03 2:12:05

Speaking of speaking of feedback. Jerry.

SPEAKER_05 2:12:10

Jerry, do you have some feedback for us?

SPEAKER_06 2:12:16

Yes, uh, we do have feedback. I didn't know if you wanted to have Levi read Levi's feedback.

SPEAKER_05 2:12:21

I think Levi should read Levi's feedback.

SPEAKER_06 2:12:24

Yeah, which we're going to do. I did send Levi's Levi's feedback in uh how many times you say Levi in one minute.

SPEAKER_11 2:12:32

Oh, Levi should Levi Levi's feedback with Levi's. There was one that was there was too many times you said my name. I was like, there's too many times you've said my name in this episode. I don't know. Levi Levi's feedback. Levi Levi'd feedback? I did Levi'd the feedback. I shouldn't have, but I Levi'd it. Um Levi'd all over the place.

SPEAKER_08 2:12:51

It was really disgusting.

SPEAKER_11 2:12:53

All over it. Um, I regret nothing. All right. Oh, actually, to this ha ha ha. This is the comment I left to this point. This is the irony of it. Uh, so Levi leaves on the episode uh 96, Digital Gangrene. There was too much Levi in this episode. It was scary. Like the penultimate episode before the big bad boss appears in the finale and murders all of the main characters. Is that what's gonna happen on episode 200? Is that what's happening now? Has the risen body of Snorcloft brought to bear all of our sins? Did Daphne incandescent rage ignite the fire of witches?

SPEAKER_10 2:13:41

Who, by the name of Speaking, harkens out Tuesday?

SPEAKER_13 2:13:45

Alabaster words, the certain way you say XP!

SPEAKER_08 2:13:51

All of these are macaroni and cheese. I am so glad that we had you read that. Yeah, no one else could have done that too much. That was the that was the the best one.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:06

Okay, I do need to interject here.

SPEAKER_10 2:14:08

Whoa.

SPEAKER_06 2:14:09

How do you spell cheese in your comment?

SPEAKER_11 2:14:14

Oh it's true, because I was like fucking around with you at a certain point. C-J E S W.

SPEAKER_03 2:14:26

Hey, what?

SPEAKER_11 2:14:30

So actually, to this point, I was leaving Caitlin's stroke text earlier because I like leaving stroke text. It's one of my favorite uh jokes that I do where you're just like, what the like because it's I you know it's a what was it? I needed you to pack it. I don't even know what you said, but it was from Quaxter. Get the mo, get the mulk from Quaxter.

SPEAKER_01 2:14:55

I actually asked, are you okay? Like what is it?

SPEAKER_11 2:15:01

McGulus, McGwegalis, what do you hear L Phi C? Wow. So if you like what you've heard, you can find us at uh uh the Talking Tremors Podcast uh at uh at talking tremors.com uh where all of um your Buffalo Buffalo needs are. Uh you can also you can go to Run for Your Lives and get this merch. They have cups at RunforYour Livespodcast.com because everyone out there can see what you're holding up right now. Clearly, it's beautiful.

SPEAKER_12 2:15:39

This beautiful artisan mug for I mean, I guess technically there's a through line to getting the mug from our website. What you'll have to do is you'll have to go to Runfor Your Livespodcast.com, then click on one of the Spotify links to one of our episodes, and then when you're in the comments that you can leave on Spotify, then go, hey, I want a mug, I'll ven you money for it, and then I guess we can figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:05

That's how I love it. We don't you know, honestly, at this point, I maybe I'll I'll have to create a store for all of our collective merch.

SPEAKER_11 2:16:17

The the Buffalo Buffalo dildo, obviously.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:21

No doubleheads.

SPEAKER_12 2:16:27

One side is buffalo, the other side buffalo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:16:31

Jerry, I think.

SPEAKER_11 2:16:33

In traditional buffalo buffalo sauce, which is not buffalo sauce, it's buffalo buffalo sauce. Yes. Uh it's it's buffalo sauce with mayonnaise, actually.

SPEAKER_08 2:16:41

Jerry is like quitting right now.

SPEAKER_03 2:16:43

It's more fine than all of the combusting. He is, he's combusting.

SPEAKER_12 2:16:51

I do think we did sell merch. One of mine that I think is still like the favorite idea is just having like a nice little like village town like storefront, but it's just the strip club slash pharmacy storefront.

SPEAKER_11 2:17:07

There's plenty of like your tools that would work as good t-shirts. Like, actually, to that point. It's not a terrible idea. Like, there's many of them.

SPEAKER_08 2:17:20

We need to do a green bubble store.

SPEAKER_11 2:17:28

Oh hey, I'm trying to torture Daphne with my green bubbles now, Jerry. I'm trying. She's gotta get them. You don't get points now. It's over, Jeff. It's a negative point for next time.

SPEAKER_05 2:17:45

I think I can speak for the rest of the world. World. For all of us. Thank you so much, Levi and Caitlin, for joining us for episode number 100. You can find us at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast.com or on Facebook and Instagram at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast. We're Buffalo Buffalo. And you're not. Until next time.

SPEAKER_08 2:18:13

Yep, fuck you. Join us next week for the big 200. We'll be there.

SPEAKER_00 2:18:21

It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 2:18:26

We're gonna live with that until 200. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:18:29

Bye, Buffalo. Bye, son.