BBP 101: Sephori

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Coming to you live from the rattleslink. God damn it.

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Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

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Okay, I promise.

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The rattleslake isn't.

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The rattleslake.

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God damn it. Boom. Jeff, you have to leave this all. Oh, yeah.

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This is all in. This is all.

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Yeah.

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I promise I'll do it. Especially if he messes it up again.

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Okay.

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Okay. Siblets.

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Okay. Why? Counting you in again, Jerry. Three, two, one.

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Coming to you live from the rattlesnake saloon in Tuscumbia, Alabama, it's Buffalo Buffalo.

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It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, yeah!

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Welcome to Buffalo Buffalo. My name is Jerry, and Ah, they're here. Daphne, Pake, and Jeff.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

Yay! Thank you for that. Thank you for that good that great welcome. Jerry, I don't know that I've ever had such a great welcome on the podcast.

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I was lured in here with the promises of something else, and then opened up the Zoom room, and it was like, oh, it's Buffalo Buffalo again.

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Of course.

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I mean, where else would you spend your Tuesday night?

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Yes. I was gonna say he actually has somewhere else. Some of us don't have anything else to do with our lives.

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Well, I've got plenty to do. Like I could be working right now.

unknown 1:56

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:57

I could be doing right now what every second of my free time at home for the past day and a half has been, which is finally giving in to the hype and playing Tomadochi life or Tomodachi life. I gave in. It's it's addicting. And it's it's Sims meets Animal Crossing, meets stupid puns and ridiculous hijinks. And it's just one of those time killer games where you're like, yeah, I'm building stuff, I'm creating people, I'm making them talk to each other, and having them do tasks, and it gets a little repetitive. And oh my god, has it been eight hours already? Where am I? Where am I?

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Now, is this a game you play by yourself?

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Yes.

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And not with other people, so not with like other people.

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It's not an online, doesn't have an online aspect to it. Okay.

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No.

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No.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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So is it like that when you say Tamodachi, the it's the little not Tamagachi. Oh Tamagi. Oh.

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Tomadachi. Oh. Uh it's it's Miis. You make little mis on the switch. M-I-I-M. M-I-I. Not M.

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Rather.

unknown 3:11

Okay.

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I think I'd rather do the Sims. Because I like to make the houses and I like to do all the things and like them to look cool.

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Yes.

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I don't I don't know. The we thing. The me thing, I don't know. No, it's not cool enough.

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Not cool enough for whatever you want them to talk about. Yeah. What is fun is because they don't have their own weird language or like the Animal Crossing, like, no, no, no, no, no. Like they actually speak English and they try to like and they pronounce the words and sentences and things like you type. Sometimes you have to give them a little nudge and no, it's pronounced this way, but like.

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Yeah, but I like Simlish. Galfordu.

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Well, now that you say Simlish, you know, and I I loathe to mention the name Katie Perry, but she did last Friday night in Simlish.

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Oh, there was so many uh pressure by Paramore in Simlish.

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After this podcast, we're gonna have to check that out. Yeah.

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There were cool things, like you'd have celebrities that would get inserted into the game. Like they'd have characters made.

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In this game, you can make whoever you want. I see a lot of whoever you want.

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You can different um yeah. Yeah.

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You can with Sims, like you could download Sims.

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You just make stuff, yeah.

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I loved Sims. I just know that I would be stuck there for hours like you are with this game. So now I'm gonna do it.

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Yeah, it's and I knew I was like contemplating downloading it because I knew that's what it would be. Is it's just like The Sims, is when I get into a kick of playing Sims, it's like this is literally all I will do all day, all night for three weeks straight, and then I'll be done with it for a couple of years. Yeah, exactly. It's like, and then now that's enough of that.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

We've had this conversation on this podcast before.

unknown 5:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:08

Well, I got I got to do something fun last week. I got to play um Dead by Daylight on a Twitch stream in a Discord channel. Uh with Well, well, well, you use Discord.

SPEAKER_03 5:23

Cool. You use Discord.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

Yeah.

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We know how to use Discord. We don't use it for messaging.

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No. Okay. No. We're not gonna enable your green bubble disease.

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We have text. Yeah.

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So yeah, I got to be part of a Twitch stream, like playing Dead by Daylight, so that was super fun.

SPEAKER_04 5:44

Oh, that sounds fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Yeah, it was great. Amelie played with us too. She wasn't in the Discord room, but uh she played with us too. It was super cool.

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That's awesome.

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But I have I have a story to share.

SPEAKER_03 6:02

Yeah.

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First of all, let me just say that I know that I've told you guys that I get really like I feel like sometimes things that happen to me are just so ridiculous, and of course they happen to me. Well, I went out to get in my car so that I could go visit my nieces on Sunday. And my car keys, here it is. I have them.

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For reference, that's what keys look like.

SPEAKER_01 6:35

Could you like jingle them in front of a camera that that really gets the audience needs to know what they sound like so that you can so um I have a new I have a new car, it has the automatic start, it also has a fob where you just there's no real car key.

SPEAKER_03 6:54

And a sunroof exception exemption, right?

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Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

Yes, and I opened the summer tires are on the roof, right?

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Right.

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Yes. Okay, so um I put the keys in my purse. I'm still not used to having not having a key to start my car. Because I my car was like a 2000 head.

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Right.

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Somehow my purse just fell over, and the keys went in between the passenger seat and the middle console.

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Yeah, yeah.

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No, no, no, no. No, no, okay, I don't know.

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Sorry.

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No, I thought I knew, but there's a No, you know, but it's even worse. It extends. They fell down, not only in between, but you know the track that the seat is on to go forwards and back. And there's like a box at the end. They went in there. Oh my god. Oh no. So tell okay. Imagine the volcano that erupted from this experience. I was pleased. Rage. I was rage infused about this situation.

SPEAKER_04 8:16

Um more rage than when we play uh Fall Guys.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

Oh yeah, Jerry, this was a this out of a 10, this was a level 15 rage. Damn. Like it was bad. It was real bad. Um, I I asked Chris to come out and help me. Just to explain where they were was hard because of the way the seat was. And you know, because I saw Bombie Dearest, we don't have any wire hangers in the house. So I couldn't get a wire hanger.

SPEAKER_04 8:48

Oh, I was I was just gonna suggest that.

SPEAKER_01 8:51

Yep. Um Chris wanted to try something that I told him no not to bring out, which I will tell you guys off air.

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Um I'm trying to imagine what that could possibly be now.

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Okay, he comes out with. So I finally just said, you know what? I'm going to go to see the girls. Um, I won't be able to take them anywhere because I won't be able to lock the car. Someone could just jump in and start it because the keys were right in there.

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Right.

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But for some reason I thought, you know what, my brother can help me with this. I know he can help me with this. Because at the time, honestly, what I was thinking is, I want my daddy. Like, I want my dad to come and help me. This is one of those situations.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

You just gotta pick the car up and turn it upside down and shake it a couple times. I've tried that. Yeah.

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Yeah, it doesn't work very well. Um, but it would be perfect because if I flip the car over, the wheels would be on the bottom then. So uh I drove all the way over there and got myself calmed down so it wasn't raging. And Rachel, my youngest niece, who is incredibly sweet and wonderful, comes out ready to help with her little arms and her little hands. It's like Rachel. Honestly, I can't even she might be able to.

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She's got those.

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Her arms were not long enough. And they didn't have any wire hangers either. So I'm thinking, okay, where can I get a wire hanger? Because that's what I'm gonna need. And Lori, Josh's wife, is really resourceful. Like, she's very helpful with stuff like that. She puts stuff together, she, you know, she's really good. We fiddled around with it and moved the seat ahead and then pushed it down, like the actual seat back down. And you could just see this the ring outside the box. Well, Rachel wants to get it and yank it out, and I'm like, no, because if you yank it out, we'll never see it again. This is we got one chance to do this, and I was able to get them out. Um that was insane. Like, of course it happens to me. I don't understand, and that's what I just kept thinking is why is this happening to me? Why did it fall in there? Why is it that the perfect storm of madness happens? And there it is. So then I take the girls to the mall. I get them Johnny Rockets milkshakes.

SPEAKER_03 11:43

Oh, I haven't had a Johnny Rockets milkshake in years.

SPEAKER_04 11:47

I remember the last time I had one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:50

Yeah. Um I was gonna get one and I decided instead to go to Gloria Jeans, which is a coffee shop, and get an ice white cappuccino because I haven't had one in like since previously.

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They sell coffee at a jeans store.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

Yes, weird. They do. Denim and coffee, they go really well together.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:13

Sounds like a main thing. Sure.

SPEAKER_01 12:15

So the girls were drinking their milkshakes, and I not the denim lattes. No. They're milkshakes. And I made the joke. The milkshakes that didn't bring all the boys to the yard. And they didn't get it at all.

SPEAKER_03 12:39

Probably not the worst thing that the little girls don't know that song, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

Uh yeah. And uh, so my oldest niece got an a phone for her birthday because she just turned 12. And so I was kept making that joke about the milkshake. And we get back to the house and uh she gets on her phone and asks about it, and it starts talking. The AI thing comes up first, and it starts saying what the milkshake saw what it refers to.

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Oh no.

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Yeah, um You're not allowed back anymore.

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No, I am.

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Daphne corrupting you one day at a time.

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So we were sitting, you know, we're just sitting there um in the living room, and Elizabeth's reading the description off her phone, and at one point Lori says, I think that's enough, Fanat. Um because it's it's it's about bringing the boys to the yard.

SPEAKER_02 13:53

Right. No, mom, but you see, the milkshakes in question aren't actual delightful dairy treats. They're actually voluptuous bosoms.

unknown 14:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:07

Yeah. So um and it was basically taught It's far. No. So she uh is is you know, she Googled it and it just isn't talking about a woman using her body to Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:27

Well, uh then don't have her look up apple bottom jeans either. So don't even say that around them.

SPEAKER_01 14:34

No, no. Um, and the last thing I have to say is um makeup with the 12-year-olds is an experience that uh they're very subtle about it. Elizabeth's mother gave her permission to get blush and eyeshadow. Well, of course, she wanted to go into Sephora. Yeah, and that's where we got enlightened to the real cost of adults.

SPEAKER_02 15:12

A Sephora. A Sephora.

SPEAKER_01 15:15

Yes. And we've lost Jerry for the next five minutes.

SPEAKER_03 15:20

He's good, he's good.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

A Sephori, yeah. So uh yes, um equally as interesting was going in Lululemon because the price shock of everything. And Elizabeth's just like, I've got this birthday money. I can't what how I can't buy anything. It yeah, it takes all my money for one thing, and I'm like, I will take you to another place. It you'll be able to get makeup.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

Have you heard of an incredible top-of-the-line boutique called Walmart?

unknown 15:54

Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 15:55

Oh no, there's there's another one. It's it's it's down the street from it. It's uh the Target Target. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

So I took her to Target, introduced her to a brand called ELF, eyes, lips, face is what it is. And um Elf.

SPEAKER_03 16:11

Yeah. It's it's a movie with Wolf Darrell. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:14

Yes, and that seemed to be good, although she did spend twenty more dollars than I had allocated for her birthday because she does. And Rachel, on the other hand, is very good at math and knows about tax and understands that if she has $20, she cannot buy an item that is $19.99 because of tax.

SPEAKER_06 16:35

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 16:37

And I'm just like, it's gonna be a great experience when I get to take her for her birthday shopping. With Elizabeth, it's a little different because she's outgrown toys. Yeah. And so it's clothes.

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Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 16:53

And she's very picky, and I remember being very picky at that age, too, and I'm I feel like I'm just getting it back now.

SPEAKER_06 17:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:01

I must have driven my mother crazy. Anyway, that is my That was my weekend.

SPEAKER_02 17:09

Nice. You said that was the last thing you were gonna say. Hopefully, not the whole podcast. She's gonna be so. Yeah. Alright, late variation on the joke. ELF. I love that. I love that band, especially their song Mr. Green Sky.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

Yeah, I I knew you were gonna do that.

SPEAKER_03 17:30

Um there's nothing, nothing that makes uh a pun better than like coming back to it five minutes later. Exactly. After the moment has passed.

SPEAKER_02 17:46

It's a thought, it's a it's like a thought experiment for us here and even for the listeners to like take that and then imagine that I said that when, you know, kind of simultaneously with the Will Farrell movie joke, and it's like choose your own adventure. Both both jokes are equally applicable at all time.

SPEAKER_03 18:07

Equally apples.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

Yes. Um I know, Peg, that you were holding on to that.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

I was, I was letting you finish, and then I was like, now let me make sure that that joke gets put out there in the universe.

SPEAKER_04 18:24

Yeah.

unknown 18:25

I know.

SPEAKER_04 18:26

Honestly. You're gonna let you finish.

SPEAKER_01 18:29

Manners. I feel like you guys are developing manners after, you know, a hundred episodes. You're finally like get allowing me to speak.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Took a hundred episodes, but we will turn over a new leaf now. It's it seems like a good time.

SPEAKER_01 18:43

It is.

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It'll last all of maybe one episode.

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Yeah.

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Absolutely.

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Also, in my day-to-day, I'm I'm sitting here with uh a fresh open wound on my own. So that's also.

SPEAKER_03 18:56

Yep. Yeah. Don't elaborate any further on that. Just let it sit at that. Yeah.

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It's a colorful open wound.

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It is.

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It's very colorful.

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Yes. Sore and a little red and angry, but give it a few.

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But you're not angry.

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No, it looks incredible.

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It really truly paid good money for that wound.

SPEAKER_02 19:27

I did. I paid very good money for this wound.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

And is that tattoo number five? Five, it is.

SPEAKER_04 19:36

Yeah. Yeah, give me a big 200 anytime soon. Very soon, anytime. And listeners, we are we are gonna be beating that joke until we actually get 200.

SPEAKER_02 19:49

Yep. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:50

I don't know. Plenty of mileage left on that one.

SPEAKER_03 19:53

We've got two years of jokes.

SPEAKER_01 19:58

Why do we have to keep doing it?

SPEAKER_04 20:01

Because it was a wonderful mistake that will live in infamy.

SPEAKER_03 20:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

Wonderful. That is great. Thank you so much.

SPEAKER_03 20:10

It deserves to be commemorated week after week for two over two years. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Okay.

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Forever and ever.

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Next month, it's two full years of recording this podcast.

SPEAKER_03 20:26

I know.

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It's wild that we have.

SPEAKER_03 20:31

You haven't rage quit. Well, not permanently rage quit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

I ha I mean I tried to leave. You wouldn't let me.

SPEAKER_03 20:40

I know, we locked the door.

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Stuck here.

SPEAKER_04 20:46

Yeah, we stuck you while all the uh all the bobbies in the lobby.

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 20:55

Yes. All right. Yeah. Um, so uh, but I have a quick uh weather thing to tell you about. Excellent.

SPEAKER_01 21:03

Oh, did you put Dorothy up in the sky and see what came down with the data?

SPEAKER_04 21:08

No. Not this time. We we okay. Well, the the tornadoes we actually had were 15 feet wide.

SPEAKER_03 21:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 21:21

Had my uh a wind speed of about 80 miles an hour and last and had a travel travel distance of about a 150 feet. But it did mess it did mess up a barn. But yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:34

Yeah, they're just like little baby NATOs. They're just like, here we are.

SPEAKER_04 21:38

Yeah, but for here it's like when it's like I hadn't seen something like a tornado warning in like forever.

SPEAKER_03 21:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:44

But we yeah, but we we did have a um a good like a uh a day a good day of rain over the weekend, and then it was like yeah. It was like sixty degrees here yesterday as a high, and looking at the 10 It's supposed to be a hundred over the weekend.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

Yeah, I'm not looking forward to it. What the hell? I know. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 22:06

But oh well. You wanted this, Jeff. You asked for this. You wanted the weather to get warmer. You wanted it to be lighter later.

SPEAKER_03 22:16

I wanted it to be lighter later. I didn't ask for it to be warmer.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

I'm sorry. There are prices that you must pay when it comes to having what you want. I got a new car and the keys had to jump into the box. I mean, it's part of what happens.

SPEAKER_04 22:36

I do have a solution for that, Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

Yeah, I keep my keys in my pocket from now on, and they'll never go in that purse again.

SPEAKER_04 22:44

Or you can zip the purse closed, or does that not have that ability?

SPEAKER_01 22:48

Does it not happen? Nope. Doesn't have that ability.

SPEAKER_03 22:51

They have like uh products or whatever that go between your seat and the console that kind of cover that area because it's so easy for things to randomly fall into it.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

That has never happened to me in the history of me owning a car. Well, my keys.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

That's a flat-out lie because you just told us a story about when it did.

SPEAKER_01 23:16

Only this time that it happened.

SPEAKER_03 23:19

My keys have definitely fallen out of my pocket and down in that area before.

SPEAKER_02 23:23

Yeah. I don't know if I I still have to actually plug my keys in and turn them. I don't have like a push button. Start button or or uh whatever the word that my brain can't come up with something with me or something. Yeah. No. Proximity. Proximity, yeah, like connection. But I have dropped my phone down in there a number of times.

unknown 23:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:49

My phone wouldn't my phone wouldn't fit in there.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

Well, no, like not in that box, but like between the seats where I would dig and fish it out of there. Not fun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

No, it is not fun.

SPEAKER_04 24:00

Yeah, like the gap in my uh in my seat, you know, for in the front, the front part of my truck, it's it's a pretty big gap. You know, it's a good like three by four inches.

SPEAKER_06 24:09

Like this.

SPEAKER_01 24:11

I didn't mean for this to take over the entire podcast. This is the podcast now.

SPEAKER_03 24:15

We're not doing a game. We're not doing a game. We're just gonna talk about it.

SPEAKER_02 24:18

We're just gonna talk about how big is your gap in your car?

SPEAKER_01 24:24

Yeah, but uh but I we gonna play a game, Jay?

SPEAKER_04 24:28

Well, in a second. But the the keys but the keys have fallen down there. Actually, it just it just happened like a couple days ago, and I forgot about it. And so uh when you close when I close it, when I close the door of my truck, it does like a triple, a triple honk. Yep, and it scares the hell out of me each time.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

It is nice that it it does that because I have left Riley's keys in his van with him before. But to like close the door and then like go around and then open up the like door to like with the ramp, and then it's like knack knack knack knack.

SPEAKER_03 24:59

Like I'm not gonna lock on you the keys are in here. So it's definitely better than locking your keys in the car. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 25:08

The coolest thing though was the day that I realized I had a remote starter. I haven't really needed it.

SPEAKER_03 25:19

It'll be really nice to get away.

SPEAKER_02 25:21

Uh, but next winter. Yeah, yeah, especially the extremes, which you don't you don't have to deal with. It's nice here to turn on the car doesn't. Riley's van does, but yeah, getting it started when it's really hot for AC and then for yeah, especially for you then when it gets really cold. Yeah from inside, just we're gonna go ahead and get that heater running now.

SPEAKER_01 25:39

Yeah, that's a game changer because it I mean it's gotten it's yeah, it's just getting colder and colder every winter.

SPEAKER_04 25:47

Yep. Yeah, and and like when here the like the first uh summer I had my truck, you know, I was like, I really like that remote starter, especially because I I set it to like 70, you know, as the temp to get to hit, you know, it's like and it it stays on for 15 minutes before it shuts off on its own. Right. But I'll I'll I'll hit it when I'm like packing up my desk and then it'll be nice and cool by the time I get down there.

SPEAKER_06 26:12

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 26:12

But okay. Who is ready for a game?

SPEAKER_02 26:17

Well, I think I did enough. I think I did enough talking about it. I'm kind of worn it out.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

Yeah, I think I'm kind of done. I think this is a talking episode.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 26:26

Yeah. What other stories do you have, Jeff? Do you have something to share with the collection? I do.

SPEAKER_03 26:31

I have something to share with the cloud, at least with with the three of you, which is I have written down 115 numbers here, Jerry.

SPEAKER_06 26:40

Oh no. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 26:42

Just for fun.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

I'm not doing that much.

SPEAKER_01 26:46

I am not doing that. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 26:49

It's like 30 or 40. I'm like, sure, I'll write them. Not 150.

SPEAKER_01 26:54

I don't.

SPEAKER_04 26:54

Okay, I think I was wrong in that. Oh. It'll be it's 114. Okay, hold on one second. Let me.

SPEAKER_01 27:01

Jerry. Here's the thing. You've been on this podcast before. You know that the amount of time we have doesn't allow for 114 reasons.

SPEAKER_03 27:12

Why do you always think that we're gonna go through every single one? Piece or pieces. I just don't know why you Piece or Pieces has like 200 and something options.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

I don't know why we have to do that. Like, why do you guys I don't know. So I can bring this game back and not have to prepare. That's why. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

For certain things, like for example, with Piece or Pieces, it was like, I'm just going to put in all of them, all the Nobel Prize winners and all the serial killers who had more than whatever number I had come up with. And then I'm not trying to curate it and go, okay, well, which ones do I want to do, and that kind of thing. That's that's why. It's because you don't have to curate the list as much.

SPEAKER_04 27:57

What is she muttering?

SPEAKER_03 27:59

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 27:59

I'm not muttering anything.

SPEAKER_03 28:01

She muted herself.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

What do you okay, Jerry? What do you have for us?

SPEAKER_04 28:06

Okay. I have a science game. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Oh my god. How is this gonna prepare me for trivia tomorrow night?

SPEAKER_03 28:15

It could be science questions.

SPEAKER_04 28:18

Well, I call this game doubtful. Yeah. Apologies for the Oligies.

SPEAKER_03 28:24

Okay. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_04 28:26

I'm ready. So I am going to what I'm gonna do is break out your random number generators. One to one hundred and fourteen. So I will give you yeah, and uh we are gonna go in the order of Jeff, Pake, and Daphne. With uh, we're gonna go to eight points and we are gonna have half-point steals.

SPEAKER_03 28:52

Okay. Alright. And it is you are gonna give us the ology, and we are giving you what it is the study of?

SPEAKER_04 29:02

Correct.

SPEAKER_03 29:02

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_02 29:04

So prepare now for joke answers. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 29:08

Oh no, so some some of these you'll get.

SPEAKER_03 29:10

I just want to show you what popped up on my random number generator. Nice. Nice. It came up with 69 when I put in one to 114, and that's what came up. So that's what I'm doing. Sounds good.

SPEAKER_04 29:24

Alright. Jeff, your clue is speaking. Yeah. Your clue is virology.

SPEAKER_03 29:30

Virology would be the study of viruses.

SPEAKER_04 29:35

Correct. Pink.

SPEAKER_02 29:39

56.

SPEAKER_04 29:40

Lucky number 56.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Possibly. What is it?

SPEAKER_04 29:45

Oh, this is lucky for you, yeah. Mic mixology.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

Oh, would is there an official study? Either way, it's it's cocktails bartending. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:57

Arts and well, arts and sciences. Yeah. This is like a um I threw in a couple that are not sciences, but it's still in ology. It's still in ology. Uh Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 30:15

Number 13.

SPEAKER_02 30:17

Ooh, what a surprise. Didn't see that one coming.

SPEAKER_04 30:20

Lucky number 13. Your clue is Carstology. K-A-R-S-T.

SPEAKER_02 30:37

The study of what why when cars break down? What happened? What went wrong?

SPEAKER_01 30:43

Carstology. The study of the Kardashians.

SPEAKER_03 30:48

Ooh, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

And their rise to fame.

SPEAKER_03 30:51

That's that's gotta be it. That's gotta be it, Jerry.

SPEAKER_01 30:54

It isn't, but it doesn't matter because it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_02 30:57

That's incorrect, yeah. Generally, that sounds correct. Does anybody have a steal?

SPEAKER_03 31:02

I do not. I absolutely do not with this one.

SPEAKER_01 31:05

I just got that, Peg. That's funny.

SPEAKER_04 31:08

Wait a minute, I did I didn't hear it. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 31:11

Generally. Generally. Oh god. It took me a minute too because I heard Jen and I was like, I don't get Jen. Why is Jen? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:22

Once it clicks in, that was good, Peg. Good job.

SPEAKER_03 31:27

Okay, so uh Peg, do you have a clever answer that you want to give for fun for this? For which one? Carstology.

SPEAKER_02 31:38

That's what I says. When a car break down, what went wrong?

SPEAKER_03 31:42

I don't have a good clever answer for this one.

SPEAKER_04 31:45

Yeah, well, it's a geologic, it's it's a geologic study. It's the study of karst formations like limestone caverns.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Oh, of course. Because we've all studied them. We're all very familiar with karst formations. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:58

I mean, with a reason there I I a couple of these are ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

A couple of them conveniently put at the number that I would pick.

SPEAKER_03 32:09

I it is pretty convenient, Jerry.

SPEAKER_04 32:13

The random sequence number giveth, and the random sequence number taketh.

SPEAKER_03 32:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 32:20

No, I refuse to accept that because I don't deal with it.

SPEAKER_03 32:27

Okay. Uh number twenty-nine, please.

SPEAKER_04 32:33

Lucky number twenty-nine. Your clue is enigmatology.

SPEAKER_03 32:44

Well, I would assume it's the study of enigmas, the study of mysteries and uh the study of puzzles.

SPEAKER_04 32:51

Yeah, that's okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:53

Okay, yeah, puzzles.

SPEAKER_04 32:54

I have puzzles and mysteries here, so.

SPEAKER_03 32:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 32:57

I'm assuming I don't need my whiteboard for this. It's only for steels. I mean if steels and I actually have a good answer, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:04

What was it?

SPEAKER_03 33:05

He said if he had a good answer.

SPEAKER_04 33:07

If I had a answer. Oh, if I had a good answer. Okay. Take.

SPEAKER_02 33:11

21.

SPEAKER_04 33:12

Lucky number 21. Ooh, you got lucky.

SPEAKER_02 33:16

Good.

SPEAKER_04 33:17

Radiology.

SPEAKER_02 33:20

Which is the study of radio, like radioactivity. Uh or not necessarily not like nuclear radioactivity. What is like radio waves? What is it? It's the medical radio something. Um what would be the explanation of that? Uh, radiology.

SPEAKER_04 33:43

You're dancing on the edge of it.

SPEAKER_03 33:45

Honestly, I think he's got I think that's close enough.

SPEAKER_04 33:48

I I I I'll give it to him. It's like it's a study that uses uh imaging of of X, it's it's like X-rays. It's just the study of imaging.

SPEAKER_02 33:58

Yeah. Like the whatever the ray in X-ray stands for is that.

SPEAKER_04 34:03

Well, there you'll the to give you a uh a little bit of trivia, at least of what how I learned it, is that you know they didn't know what it was, so just an unknown factor, so they called it an X. It's an X-ray.

SPEAKER_03 34:18

That's interesting.

unknown 34:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:20

Did not know blast people full of X's. Yes, I guess. Yeah. I won't believe me, I wouldn't want to be any of my X's around anymore. So Daphne. Daphne's shaking her head and squinting. Number lucky number 11.

SPEAKER_03 34:38

Did you also karst her with this one?

SPEAKER_04 34:42

No, she got lucky.

SPEAKER_03 34:44

Well, that's a that's a whole other subject. We're not talking about that, Jerry.

SPEAKER_04 34:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:49

Well, again, that's something that she will talk about often. Seriously. There's something going on. Trying to get keys out with something else. Yeah, Daphne, you're Because that's the only thing I can imagine when she won't say it on air, so that's what it is.

SPEAKER_04 35:02

Okay. Daphne, your lucky number 11 is oncology.

SPEAKER_01 35:11

Oh, what? The study of uncles? It sounds like you said uncology.

SPEAKER_03 35:15

You did sound like oncology. You 100% said oncology.

SPEAKER_04 35:20

Yeah. Oncology.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

That's what the kids are doing these days, is like the study of the old folks by that anyone over the age of 21. Unc? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:31

Um, I believe, Jerry, it's the study of cancer. Correct. Like it's yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

Uh not the study of uncles. Not the study of uncles. Just so you know.

SPEAKER_04 35:46

Yeah. Uh the uh scores after round two are Jeff and Pick with two, definitely with one.

unknown 35:52

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 35:53

Chief. Number sixty.

SPEAKER_04 35:59

Six zero?

SPEAKER_03 36:00

Six zero.

SPEAKER_04 36:02

Lucky number sixty. Your clue is ecology.

SPEAKER_03 36:09

Um the study of I'm trying to put it in worded exactly right. It's like um God, that's one of those ones that's like I know it, but it's like trying to put it into words exactly. I mean, it's the environment and and like um ecosystem. That's that's the word I was looking for. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 36:35

Yeah, the study of interactions between organisms and their environments.

SPEAKER_03 36:39

Right.

SPEAKER_04 36:42

Hang on. Whoopsies. Oh, oh shit, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 36:52

Jerry, are you playing geo? Are you playing the views that are better than when Jerry just like forgets that he's recording?

SPEAKER_01 37:02

Jerry. Um are you playing GeoGasser at the same time?

SPEAKER_03 37:10

Oh, it's a flappy bird.

SPEAKER_04 37:13

That was you alright there, dude? Um, um, yeah, give me give me a minute. I'm sorry. I don't know what the hell I was laughing at.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

What the fact the the fact that you started typing hard on the keyboard?

SPEAKER_04 37:32

No, I I honestly I I honestly lost my train of thought right there.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

All of a sudden I look at Jerry and he's like, what is going on? Where am I?

SPEAKER_01 37:43

Where am I?

SPEAKER_03 37:44

You laughed so hard he like had your actual OS reset. It was it was full reset. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. Oh god. I'm so sorry. I don't know. What were you were you getting frustrated with your computer? Was it like lagging or something?

SPEAKER_04 37:59

Yeah, well, I was like trying to get I was trying to like get it on the window, and it's just like and then I did it. I did it manually He is playing Geogesser. No, I switched it, no, no, I switched it manually with the on the keys and then finally it didn't go. So sorry. Oh my god. How long was that recently?

SPEAKER_03 38:20

Oh, just a few seconds.

SPEAKER_04 38:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 38:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

Oh my god. I think I was I was laughing more at your reaction to it than Okay, uh Paige.

SPEAKER_02 38:37

Let's go 48.

SPEAKER_04 38:40

Lucky number 48. Uh your clue is DOCology.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

DOCology?

SPEAKER_04 38:48

D-O-S-I-O.

SPEAKER_02 38:50

D-I-S-I-S.

SPEAKER_04 38:51

No, D-O-I-S-O-S. D-O-S-I-O.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

Not D-I-S-C-O.

SPEAKER_03 38:59

Discology. Discology Discoology.

SPEAKER_02 39:06

Is that the name of the app where I keep track of like my record collection?

unknown 39:10

Discology.

SPEAKER_03 39:10

Uh Disc hogs.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Disc hogs, yeah. That's what it is. There's a disc in there. Um now I forgot what it is.

SPEAKER_04 39:21

Uh Dosology.

SPEAKER_02 39:23

Dosology. Um the study of dosins. What the fuck is up with that? Um then I think like dosing of like medicine or drugs uh of different types. Is it like correct?

unknown 39:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:46

Alright, cool.

SPEAKER_03 39:47

Marks for nine. That was my assumption, was that it had to do with the study of how much is required, you know, that kind of thing. It was either that or it's the study of the number two. Or dancing. I did think about that. It was dozy doology.

SPEAKER_02 40:04

Dosy doology.

SPEAKER_03 40:08

Okay, definitely.

SPEAKER_01 40:09

I didn't know that was a science, but okay. Uh 54.

SPEAKER_04 40:14

Lucky number 54. Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 40:17

And if you're playing at home, folks, take a shot every time. Jerry says lucky number 54.

SPEAKER_02 40:23

You will black abide by that. Yeah, I can't. I can't happily stand by that.

SPEAKER_01 40:31

You know you want to.

SPEAKER_02 40:33

Rhythm is a dancer, and dancing dancing is a science.

SPEAKER_04 40:37

Um Lucky number 54 is uh cartology.

SPEAKER_01 40:42

The study of maps?

SPEAKER_04 40:44

Correct.

SPEAKER_03 40:48

Alrighty. Uh number twenty-seven.

SPEAKER_04 40:57

Lucky number twenty-seven. Cometology.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

The study of comets?

SPEAKER_04 41:05

Correct.

SPEAKER_02 41:08

Some of these are stupid easy. Yeah, just to the point. Ologyology. The study of studies. There probably is one. Could be in there. Uh 99.

SPEAKER_04 41:25

Uh Lucky number 99. Ooh, you got lucky again. Right. Entomology.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

Entomology is a study of bugs and sex. Correct.

SPEAKER_03 41:39

Don't confuse it.

SPEAKER_02 41:41

I know. Because it's one of my favorite stupid little jokes. It's just like the difference between entomology and etymology. It bugs me in a way I can't put into words.

SPEAKER_03 41:52

I love that one. Love it. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:59

Uh 35.

SPEAKER_04 42:03

Lucky number 35. Uh your clue is audiology.

SPEAKER_01 42:11

The study of sound. Correct.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

See, I heard ideology.

SPEAKER_01 42:20

It's very hard. I mean, it's like the oncology.

SPEAKER_03 42:23

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 42:26

Okay. Four rounds in. Uh Jeff and Pake are perfect with four. I know we're perfect. Daphne with Daphne with three.

SPEAKER_02 42:35

Again, variation on the same joke I said earlier is of, I think, perfected. Oncology is, yeah, 12-year-olds studying what the hell adults are talking to them about. That's what oncology is.

SPEAKER_03 42:48

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 42:49

Jeez.

SPEAKER_03 42:50

What is he saying? Uh 46.

SPEAKER_04 42:53

Uh Lucky number 46. Uh oh. I like this one. Meteorology.

SPEAKER_03 43:03

It's the study of weather.

SPEAKER_04 43:06

Correct.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

Sometimes meteors can be like.

SPEAKER_04 43:09

No, there's an there's another one for it.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

Mediastology. Hey. Seventy.

SPEAKER_04 43:20

Like the number seventy. Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 43:23

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 43:25

Okay, uh your clue is angiology.

SPEAKER_02 43:29

Angio?

SPEAKER_04 43:31

Angi. Angio. Angiology. A-N-G-I-O-L-O-G-Y.

SPEAKER_03 43:37

Angiology.

SPEAKER_04 43:38

I sh Angiology, yes.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

Angiology. Study of Angelas. The study of who's the boss. Angio is a word that I should it's a medical term. But it's not heart, because that's a different thing. But I should know it, but it's I work in the like medical field loosely. I should know it, but what did you say? It's like, yep, that's what that one is. But um It's it's it's a probably a specific thing. It's not like the It's not the lungs. Liver, something like that. Incorrect. No, I didn't think so, yeah. Somebody'll snag it.

SPEAKER_03 44:38

I have a guess. I don't know, Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 44:41

I have I have a guess.

SPEAKER_03 44:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 44:45

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 44:46

And maybe I was way off base. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 44:50

I um okay, let me see here. Did you write yours down, Daphne?

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Yes, yes, I did. I used my whiteboard.

SPEAKER_03 45:01

Okay, so here's my guess.

SPEAKER_04 45:05

Uh Daphne has a circulatory system. Jeff has flowers. Daphne's correct. It is the circulatory system.

SPEAKER_02 45:12

Okay, so I was in that ballpark.

SPEAKER_03 45:14

I knew that I knew that one too, like, you know, things like, you know, like an angioplasty and you know, and that kind of thing. But I decided I couldn't come up with what exactly it was, and so I decided to go with flowers as you know, angiosperm. Yeah. You know.

SPEAKER_02 45:30

Um, my brain was like angio. I've heard that in medical use. It has to do with something with innards of some kind in your system. And it's just blood vessels.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Yeah, that's okay.

SPEAKER_02 45:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 45:43

Uh definitely. Uh 17.

SPEAKER_04 45:49

Lucky number 17. Oh, it is lucky. Uh, your clue is gerontology.

SPEAKER_01 45:58

What, the study of Jerry?

SPEAKER_03 45:59

Mm-hmm. Basically.

SPEAKER_01 46:02

Um, the study of aging? Getting older. Like.

unknown 46:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:07

That is correct.

SPEAKER_01 46:08

No, I said Jerry. You know?

SPEAKER_06 46:11

No.

SPEAKER_01 46:12

Isn't Jerry who's here with us? He's got a whole science devoted to just him.

SPEAKER_05 46:18

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 46:21

Yeah, um there's aspects to me you don't even want to know about.

SPEAKER_01 46:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 46:28

You have ass specs? Yes. The specifications for the bags. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

Yes. I don't think I want to see that, but okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:37

No. Okay. Uh after uh five rounds. Oh, now we have a little bit of a spread. Uh Jeff in the lead with five, Pake with four, and Daphne uh takes second place with four point five. Alrighty. Jeff, start round six.

SPEAKER_03 46:54

You're welcome. Yep. Uh mix it up for us. Number twelve.

SPEAKER_04 47:00

Lucky number twelve.

SPEAKER_03 47:01

Maybe.

SPEAKER_04 47:03

Oh, okay, hang on. Um your clue is Sinostheology.

SPEAKER_03 47:10

You're gonna need to spell that for me.

SPEAKER_04 47:13

S Y N O S T E O L O G Y.

SPEAKER_05 47:20

S Y N O S T E O L O G Yo.

SPEAKER_03 47:51

The only thing I can come up with is the study of synesthesia.

SPEAKER_02 47:55

Um that's what I was thinking too, but it's a different word.

SPEAKER_04 48:02

Financer or yeah.

SPEAKER_03 48:04

I mean, uh if yeah, that's that's what I've got.

SPEAKER_04 48:09

Uh incorrect. Okay. I have a guess. Daphne, do you have a guess?

SPEAKER_01 48:18

I do not. I have no idea what the F you're talking about.

SPEAKER_03 48:24

Oh, that's it. It's gotta be it. It's the study of delicious soups.

SPEAKER_04 48:30

I'm missing the joke here.

SPEAKER_02 48:32

There's not really a joke other than just a ridiculous thing for me to say. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 48:39

You say something ridiculous? I know.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

It's very unforward. Yeah, unbed unbecome of me, but.

SPEAKER_03 48:46

Yeah. Uh well, what's the answer? Do we get to know the answer? Oh, oh, yeah, we should know. The study of me.

SPEAKER_04 48:55

Uh Sinusteology is the study of joints and articulation.

SPEAKER_03 48:59

Oh, okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

Oh, so it's your joint talking. I didn't know they had mouths.

SPEAKER_04 49:08

They do, yeah. You didn't realize that? That's not that kind of articulation, Daphne. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

Are you sure? I'm sorry, I saw I thought I thought you said joints and articulation, not reticulation.

SPEAKER_04 49:21

Articulation.

SPEAKER_03 49:22

He did say articulation.

SPEAKER_04 49:24

This is articulating.

SPEAKER_01 49:26

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_04 49:28

Okay. Uh Pake, you said 110? I did. Okay. Uh ooh, lucky number 110. You have dermatology.

SPEAKER_02 49:38

Dermatology? The study of or medical care of skin.

SPEAKER_03 49:46

Correct. I thought it was the study of actress Laura Derm.

SPEAKER_04 49:54

No. Okay. Uh Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 49:59

Okay, Jerry. I would like number nine.

SPEAKER_04 50:05

Lucky number nine. Okay, your clue is osteopathology.

SPEAKER_01 50:13

Okay. Uh bones.

SPEAKER_04 50:20

A little bit more.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

Brittle bones. Broken bones.

SPEAKER_03 50:27

You're dancing on it. I might give it to her. Yeah, I might give it to her if it's what I think it is, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:35

I have a guess for specificity, but.

SPEAKER_01 50:39

I mean what I'm thinking of is like osteoporosis and things like that, which is about bones. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 50:47

Yeah, okay. You will I'll give it to you for identifying osteoporosis. Yeah, I was gonna say it's bone diseases. Bone diseases. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:54

Because the pathology the pathology part of it. Pathology part of it. Yeah. I was yeah, and what I was thinking was if it was bone disease, then I would definitely give it to her because you know both Paike and I got ones that were we were close on in the right moment.

SPEAKER_01 51:07

You were dancing around to the discology real quick.

SPEAKER_04 51:12

Alright. Uh after six rounds, Daphne leads with five and a half.

SPEAKER_01 51:16

Why?

SPEAKER_03 51:17

And Peike and Daphne leads with five. We have all missed one, and you have the only steel. So Okay.

SPEAKER_01 51:25

I'll take it.

unknown 51:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:27

Okay. Uh Chief. Round seven.

SPEAKER_03 51:30

Uh number one hundred and one. Lucky.

SPEAKER_04 51:34

Dalmatianology. I'm not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna pass out. Not gonna pass out. Okay. Uh your clue is Podology.

SPEAKER_03 51:51

Uh the study of podunk towns. Um that would have been my yeah. I would assume that's a study of feet. Correct.

SPEAKER_04 52:04

Kind of like podiatrist.

SPEAKER_03 52:06

Right.

SPEAKER_06 52:06

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 52:07

Alright. I was gonna say jiff, but I get to go again. Great.

SPEAKER_00 52:13

No!

SPEAKER_02 52:14

Uh 73, I think we have it done.

SPEAKER_04 52:19

Lucky number 73. Ooh. Okay. Your clue is.

SPEAKER_02 52:25

That's not a good sign he's staring at it closer. How do I pronounce this?

SPEAKER_04 52:29

Oh no. Okay, your your clue is AP c uh apiocology.

SPEAKER_02 52:37

Apiocology?

SPEAKER_04 52:38

Yeah, APO uh uh Apicocology. A P-I-C-O-L-O-G-Y.

SPEAKER_02 52:44

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 52:46

I think it's apicology.

SPEAKER_04 52:49

Yeah, a apicology, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 52:51

But is it the study of bees?

SPEAKER_04 52:53

Correct.

SPEAKER_02 52:54

Yeah. Like apiary. Yeah. Yep. Alrighty.

SPEAKER_01 53:03

Daphne. Daphne. Number three.

SPEAKER_04 53:11

Lucky number three. Your clue is nephrology. N E P H R O S Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_01 53:20

I know.

SPEAKER_03 53:20

She knows. She just has to remember exactly.

SPEAKER_01 53:24

I have to remember what it is.

SPEAKER_02 53:27

Nephrology.

SPEAKER_03 53:29

It's a study.

SPEAKER_02 53:30

Study of nephews who have been turned into frogs.

SPEAKER_03 53:34

That's nephrogology. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 53:40

It's a more common problem than you'd think.

SPEAKER_01 53:43

But you know that I don't like frogs.

SPEAKER_02 53:46

Exactly, which is why it's such a problem. Terrible disease.

SPEAKER_01 53:50

I believe, Jerry, that is the study of kidneys.

SPEAKER_02 53:53

Correct.

SPEAKER_01 53:54

And functions and disease and all that.

SPEAKER_03 53:57

Which kid's knees? The nephew? Yeah, the kid the nephew's knees. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 54:04

I have to think because being in the medical field, like more than Pike, more than adjacent. I have to remember.

SPEAKER_04 54:12

Yep. Okay. Alright. Daphne's closing in on the win because she's got six and a half, and Jeff and Pake have six. Yes. Okay. Jeff.

SPEAKER_03 54:25

Number sh fifty nine.

SPEAKER_04 54:29

Lucky sh number sh fifty-nine. You got lucky, Jeff.

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Okay.

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The lucky lucky number fifty-nine is osteology.

SPEAKER_03 54:46

Okay, yeah. That's the study of uh oh gosh, I feel like we might have just talked about this within the last couple of minutes. Yeah, study of bones. Correct. Whether or not yeah, the the TV of the TV show bones.

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Alright.

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Oh gosh.

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Uh seventy-eight.

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Alrighty lucky number seventy-eight. Ooh. Your clue is herbology.

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Herbology. Herb. Yes. Yes. Tijuana breastology. Also, the same study.

SPEAKER_01 55:43

I'm sorry. It's not mine to answer, but I had to say it because it was there and you guys would do it.

SPEAKER_02 55:49

100%. Yeah. 100%.

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So it had to be done.

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I have so many Tijuana breasts in my colleagues.

SPEAKER_01 55:55

I know.

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It's such a weird one that I was like, I'm one of all of them. Got so many herb outfurt albums. Uh, but no, herbology is the study of plants. No, that's yeah, because I was like, no, there's botany. I was like, well, it's a different theology version of it is.

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Yeah.

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The study of herb.

SPEAKER_02 56:17

Herb link later. Herb definitely code. Um Herbler Herb Lard Lader. Langlarder.

SPEAKER_01 56:28

Uh number ten, Jerry.

SPEAKER_04 56:31

Ooh, lucky number ten. Um P.

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Catherine O'Hara.

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Lucky number ten is uh your clue is fromology.

SPEAKER_01 56:51

From Oh, you mean the study of the TV show?

SPEAKER_04 56:55

No.

SPEAKER_03 56:55

No? Okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:57

No. F-R-O-M-O-L-O-G-Y.

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From the French fromage, I do believe, Jerry, that is the study of cheese. Correct.

SPEAKER_02 57:11

Nice pull. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 57:18

Fake, that was very good.

SPEAKER_04 57:20

Yeah, she breathes through that answer.

SPEAKER_01 57:23

I'm just dying.

SPEAKER_04 57:27

You okay, Daphne?

SPEAKER_01 57:29

No. Okay.

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I'm not.

SPEAKER_01 57:31

I'll be okay.

SPEAKER_04 57:33

Okay, Daphne, Daphne. Yeah. Daphne, you need if either Pake or Jeff gets us correct gets their answer questions correct, you have to get yours correct.

SPEAKER_03 57:46

Because we're at seven. I'm aware. And you're at seven. You're both at seven. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 57:51

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 57:52

I am aware, Jeff. You are aware that the sun is in the sky. Yes. Okay.

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Yes. Okay, number ninety-five.

SPEAKER_04 58:06

Lucky number ninety-five.

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We'll see.

SPEAKER_04 58:10

Your clue is Aristology.

SPEAKER_03 58:15

The study of Aristotle.

SPEAKER_04 58:22

No, I I I I le there's there's specific ones I left off because of stuff like that.

SPEAKER_03 58:29

Um A-R-I-S-T-O-L-O-G. The study of the aristocracy and of wealth and like incorrect.

SPEAKER_02 58:41

That's what I would guess, too, is like of lineages or like. Yeah. That's the only thing I think was like aristocracy if it's not Aristotle.

SPEAKER_03 58:54

Daphne has the answer. The study of fanciness.

SPEAKER_01 59:02

Can I put this one away, Jerry?

SPEAKER_04 59:06

Does Peike have a Peak doesn't have it or not?

SPEAKER_03 59:10

His guess was lineature.

SPEAKER_02 59:13

I could go on for like a well, it's the study of when a certain situation, and then I could just tell the 30-minute story that gets like more and more explicit as it goes on, and then it's about all I could give you right now.

SPEAKER_04 59:32

Daphne, do you have your steel?

SPEAKER_01 59:35

I do. I believe, Jerry, it's the study of eating food. Dining. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 59:45

The study of cooking and uh art or study of cooking and dining.

SPEAKER_03 59:50

Wow. Would not have guessed that for like I would have put that more like I mean, let's just say gourmondology or um Wouldn't what what about gastrology?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:02

That's like a specific kind of like That's about your stomach.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:06

The digestive system, I think. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:10

That's this is about the overall art of cooking and eating. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:13

Gastronomy is kind of what I was thinking of. No, but it's not analogy.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:16

It's not anology.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:17

No. No.

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Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:19

That'll be Jerry's next game.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:20

I never possibly guess that one. Okay. It does not sound like it goes with that word. Yeah. But you know, rich people be eaten. Yeah, rich people be eaten.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:34

Alright, Pake.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:35

Giving Pake a chance to tie it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:41

Number one.

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Lucky number one. Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:46

Do not give him the one that I've been waiting for this whole time. No.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:51

Uh I will I don't know what that one is, but uh your clue is Plutology.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:58

Pluto? The former planet? Or is that your answer? I'm assuming my happy actually everybody. No, I was kidding. Of course not. Funny me. Because it's obviously the study of the Disney dog. Yeah. What was the Pluto the god of?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:38

I don't know. I used to know that.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:42

Do you have a guess, Daphne?

SPEAKER_01 1:01:45

I mean, I will throw this out there. Jerry, is it the study of like money, wealth, distribution?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:56

Correct. Yeah, Jeff put wealth as well. Yep. Not plutonium. No, not plutonium.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:03

No.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:05

Okay, Daphne, do you want to like really slam home the win with a final answer?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:08

Oh, I've already won.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:10

So I'm good? I needed vindication because I I haven't exceeded expectations for the last couple of weeks, I feel like.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:20

So you don't want the final one?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:21

No, not unless it's paleontology.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:26

Okay, I gotta eliminate that one now.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:28

I don't care. I waited this whole time to get it, and I knew it was gonna be Well Yeah, well, you had a one in 114 chance of getting it.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:38

More than that because she chose eight questions. Oh no, no, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:44

You know what the problem is, Jerry?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:45

What is the problem, Daphne?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:47

I knew that this was gonna be the Andre Chicatillo situation, and I was not gonna get paleontology. It was not gonna happen for me.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:57

Okay, well, Daphne, congratulations on your one.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:00

So I think the final score was eight and a half for Daphne. Pake had seven, and I had seven and a half. Is that right? Correct. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:10

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:10

That's exactly.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:11

I mean, it was down to the water.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:13

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:13

And you guys led me for a while because I missed that first one. I got that terrible. You were cars from the beginning. I was. Well, Jerry, that was a delightful game. I learned some things and I got to share some knowledge. The fromology one is that was a good one. Was on honestly all I could think is, okay, we're gonna go with the cheese because fromage happens to be one of my favorite uh well not maybe not favorite, but it's a word I remember from French class.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:47

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:48

La fromage grande. Yeah. The big cheese.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:53

Well, I I did call, you know, yeah. Well, I did call one uh yeah, no, but I did call one girl I was dating. Yeah, Le Fromage. Yeah. No, but I did call a one girl I was dating petite fromage.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:08

Small cheese?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:09

Little cheese.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:11

Little cheese. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:17

You could get that name tattooed on you, Jerry.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:20

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:22

I I don't like beetles. Okay, neither do I. But I inject myself every week.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:30

With heroin, yes. If you don't specify Daphne, we are going to specify for them. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:40

Uh huh. You are brats.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:41

Yes. We are sausages. It's true.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:45

All right. Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:46

I'm more of like a hot teen doll.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:54

From now on, whenever I am texting the chat and calling you brats, I'm going to put with a C. I have to. I feel like it has to happen now.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:06

Uh, Jerry, I understand we have some feedback.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:09

Uh, we do have uh three pieces of feedback on the same episode.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:13

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:14

Oh boy.

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We're gonna dive into the feedback and see what we got.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:18

The feedback of feedback, yes. Just gonna strap it to our face. Alright. Okay. Uh on episode 98, obstinence only, our friend Levi writes, Alright, chiming in from a Sisyphysian stream. So, like the others were right, a phlebotomous wet dream is a fantastic title. So is just so left field. We could map the ridges of Jerry Sierra Nevadas, wouldn't that be wild? We could clamp Mount Jerry, plag our plant or flag atop his forehead. Well, my forehead, because I'm reading this right now. That's right. Map my ridges. Have you seen those goblin girls yell like that? And I love that Tim gets as much out of the show as I do. Hi Tim Map my Ridges And which Tim responds Hello oh uh Omegan Omega Megan because you know has uh Omegan smiles on the screen name Omegan smiles. Okay. And the second piece of feedback is also from my brother Tim. He says, Hey, I tried listening to the podcast at 0.7 speed, and it is freaking hilarious. You all sound drunk as heck. Had to go back to one speed, surprisingly. Pake sounds exactly the same.

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That's my secret. I'm always drunk.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:40

So okay, back to it. I agree with Omegan Smiles. Phlebotomous Wet Dream should have been the title. If it's a muster of peacocks, is it a catch up of cardinals? Oh, and oh, and the correct one for Wombat should be Rock Band of Wombats. I was curious and I had to look it up. Sloss is a snuggle of Sloss. Hella great show.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:00

A snuggle? Is it?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:02

Awesome.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:04

That's fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:06

Are we having a little competition between Tim and Levi to see who our number one fan is? I feel like that's happening now. Fight to the death. There can only be one listener to Jerry told them all to stop, and nobody is listening to him.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:27

Yeah, we have we had more listeners than these two, but I told them to do not listen.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:32

Yep. And they listened.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:34

But they listened to what I said.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:35

They stopped listening after listening. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:39

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:39

Now these two are the only ones left, and now they're gonna have to figure out who actually belongs here.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:45

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:46

Well, thank you, Levi, and thank you, Teddy.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:50

Well, if you like what you've heard and you want to continue to listen, despite Jerry telling you not to, ages ago on an episode, which I can't even remember the title of it. You can find all of our catalog of episodes at our website, Buffalo BuffaloPodcast.com, or you can find us on Facebook and Instagram at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast. I really wish that I'd remember to post on our social media more often. I often forget. Uh so I'm sorry about that. I will try to do better.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:24

Be better, Daphne.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:28

I'm doing my absolute best.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:31

Well, it's just not good enough.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:33

Well, it better be. That's all you're getting. Until next time.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:45

It's so quiet.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:46

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:47

It's buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:52

We'll be louder next time.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:54

Buffology, buffology.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:56

Bye, son.