BBP 106: That and Solo That

On Today's episode, we get a Desmond update, Jeff makes a correction to his prior game and brings back a Buffalo favorite.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Coming to you live from Grumps in Plain Dealing, Louisiana. It's Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_06 0:15

It's Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:24

Welcome to Buffalo Buffalo, the only podcast that I haven't come up with a new thing to say at the beginning of the episode for. My name is Jeff, and I am your game master today. I am joined by three people. And um, we're just gonna let you guess who they are. I I I've forgotten their names, to be honest. I believe Jake, uh Pafney, and Derry. I think that's that's correct. Sounds right. Oh now. How is everybody doing? Tired. Um You're doing tired. You're doing tired.

SPEAKER_05 1:05

It's not even Jerry o'clock yet, and he's tired. Jerry had And he's gonna say it. He's gonna say it. I've had a long day.

SPEAKER_00 1:13

Jerry I had a field. Jerry was like Jerry was like a Nobel winning scientist. He was outstanding in his field.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Yes. I was outstanding in the field. I was outstanding in an oil field. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:30

Well, that sounds great, Jerry. I'm glad that you were able to have such a fun day out in the field. And that you shared the love of buffalo with some of your coworkers.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

That's very strange. Jerry Jerry's gonna get in trouble with HR for sharing buffalo love. No, Jerry. No, trust me, it's okay. I just wanted to share the love of buffalo with my co-workers.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Buffalo love.com.net.

SPEAKER_03 2:03

In my defense, it was asked of me.

SPEAKER_00 2:07

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_05 2:09

That's nice.

SPEAKER_00 2:10

So it's consensual.

SPEAKER_05 2:11

I'm glad they get Yes. Yeah, I'm glad that you're sharing.

SPEAKER_01 2:15

Never share non-consensual buffalo love.

SPEAKER_05 2:20

Stop recording.

unknown 2:21

Stop recording.

SPEAKER_05 2:24

I want to go on the record with I didn't say it.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

No, you didn't.

SPEAKER_05 2:28

That it was very good. It's not good.

unknown 2:34

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

I try very hard not to say that word. It's got a Pavlovian thing now. Yeah. One of these days I'm gonna see a stop sign and just say stop recording. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 2:54

Alrighty.

SPEAKER_05 2:58

You know what drops this week, or rather three weeks ago, by the time you're hearing this. We're dropping our episode of Run for your lives that the two of you are on.

SPEAKER_00 3:09

Oh, awesome. I have I'll have to listen to that. I've heard good things about the the two guests that you have. Or I've heard good things about one of them. Yeah. Other one's questionable. Other one's questionable.

SPEAKER_04 3:24

Oh man.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

Jerry's trying to figure out if I'm insulting him or insulting myself. And that's the point.

SPEAKER_03 3:31

No matter.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

Oh no. That's gonna be fun. I'll have to listen to that. I've totally forgotten what I've forgotten what we talked about. I mean, I remember bits of it, but like just like recording here, I I have already forgotten what we talked about.

SPEAKER_05 3:52

You have to, you can't hold on to it. Like there are too many other things that get in your head, and you just have to focus on those instead. And so you have to let go of that.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

Right. I have to remember song lyrics to like every song that I've heard over the last you know 30 years. And there's just no room to remember conversations that I had with friends.

SPEAKER_01 4:15

Of course not. No song lyrics. It's true. That takes up a a lot of memory space. It's important.

SPEAKER_00 4:23

Uh yeah. I always find it interesting. I always find it interesting because there are people out there who like don't pay any attention to song lyrics. My dad was one of those people. He had no clue what any song like you could listen to a song a hundred times and never have any clue what the lyrics are. And it's just it's interesting that some people just don't internalize them. You know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 4:55

You can remember all of the lyrics to songs from like 30 or 40 years ago. But then when you need to remember what you did last Wednesday for dinner, you can't remember. And that's what it's like.

SPEAKER_01 5:10

To be me.

SPEAKER_00 5:12

You had to be for dinner?

SPEAKER_01 5:14

Yeah. Way too many ads.

SPEAKER_00 5:20

I should have had crunchy roll instead. That would have been way better.

SPEAKER_01 5:25

Honestly.

SPEAKER_05 5:29

Are you still giving me a difficult time because we watched the wicker man on to be?

SPEAKER_01 5:36

Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, I didn't too be or not to be, there was no question because it wasn't available anywhere else.

SPEAKER_00 5:44

Are we talking the property? Everything is available somewhere else if you know where to look. True. That is true.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

Okay, no. Are we talking the proper Wickerman or not the bees, not the bees, not the bees, Wickerman?

SPEAKER_05 5:56

We don't talk about the bees. I mentioned it two times on the podcast incredibly briefly.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

The Christopher Lee movie. Okay. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 6:06

And Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee movie.

SPEAKER_05 6:09

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 6:11

Edward Woodward, Coodward, and Didward.

SPEAKER_05 6:16

The plight of poor Sergeant Howie.

SPEAKER_00 6:19

Yes. Yes. I it has been probably 20 years, maybe more, since I've seen that movie.

SPEAKER_03 6:25

Yeah, it's been a while for me too.

SPEAKER_00 6:28

I just don't re-watch movies enough. You know, I I don't watch new movies that much either. I just don't get around to it. I think about it, but I never never get around to it.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

So how do you do the uh the Oscar's Death Race?

SPEAKER_00 6:42

Well, that I do.

SPEAKER_01 6:44

Yeah. That's the one time of year.

SPEAKER_00 6:46

I'm the same way, like 40 movies into two months instead of you know watching them over not that I know exactly what movies they're gonna be, but there's certain movies that you kind of get like this is gonna be up for something, or even just like it's a movie that I'm interested in that like I still haven't seen uh Ready or Not Two, you know. I know, Daphne. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_01 7:09

It's it's this weird like thought of like time that because I'm like, I don't have time to sit and watch a two-hour movie. So now I'm gonna go on Netflix and binge four hour and a half episodes of a show in a row instead. Or I'm gonna sit down and play a video game for six hours.

SPEAKER_03 7:27

Jeff, I I gotta this is Buffalo Tri this is Buffalo tradition here.

SPEAKER_00 7:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 7:33

Readier not to what?

SPEAKER_00 7:35

Oh yes. Good point.

unknown 7:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:38

Here I come. It doesn't land as well as well five minutes later, but it's still, I understand. It's not grammatically correct, though. 100% appreciate it.

SPEAKER_05 7:47

I know, but that's what the title of the movie is.

SPEAKER_00 7:51

Readier not to hear. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

Readier not to hear I come.

SPEAKER_00 7:57

Yeah. No, it's readier not to hear me come. Perfect for it. Now he's got to disgust it again.

SPEAKER_03 8:17

I was I was thinking, don't go there, don't go there, and you went there.

SPEAKER_00 8:20

I went there. I set up shop too. I took pictures.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

I got a postcard from him.

SPEAKER_05 8:30

Hi.

SPEAKER_01 8:31

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 8:34

There we are. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_01 8:37

Here we come. Stop recording.

SPEAKER_05 8:45

I am so vindicated.

SPEAKER_01 8:47

Ready or not?

SPEAKER_05 8:50

Twice! Twice! Jerry, if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me, you're learning. To be every week by the two of them. It's your turn.

SPEAKER_03 9:08

No, I'm fine.

SPEAKER_00 9:09

I'm okay. Oh, well, that's a matter of opinion, Jerry. Oh my goodness. Jerry, how is Desmond?

SPEAKER_03 9:21

Desmond is wonderful.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

Just wanted to get a get an update, and I I'm sure our listeners want to know how everything's going.

SPEAKER_03 9:29

Yeah. Well, Desmond is Wonderpole. What Wonderpull. Wonderful.

SPEAKER_01 9:33

He's Wonderpull. I wonder, wonder what's in a Wonder pole.

SPEAKER_03 9:39

Yeah, yeah. Apart from the the love bites, yeah, which I don't I mean I'm just petting him, and then I I try and I hold my hand back, and then he wants to then he rubs his hand against my hand. I put my hand down so he could rub against it, and then he just like chomp. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 9:56

He's just like just checking to see, you know, okay, yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:01

Well, maybe it's because I haven't given it him his like sixth churroo of the day.

SPEAKER_05 10:08

They're very popular amongst certain cats.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

Yeah. I love their cinnamon sugary treats. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 10:15

Only 25% of my cats like the churos.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Just like the one leg of each cat. This one's right leg loves the snacks.

SPEAKER_05 10:27

No. Only Cassidy likes it. Um Dante comes over like he wants some, and then he sniffs it and he doesn't, he has no interest in it.

SPEAKER_03 10:40

Yeah. Yeah, when nobody else does. Yeah, when Chester was still here, he wasn't too into it. He did, but he just wanted chicken. Yeah. He was more into the actual bird meat. And the first and the first time he had turkey, holy shit, he turned into like this whirling.

SPEAKER_01 10:57

It's like chicken but beggar.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Exactly. I've created a monster because he was on Match.

SPEAKER_00 11:10

Man, I remember Chester was always about the chicken. And the yeah, it's just like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:18

Well, and uh, and aside from the times he brought me, you know, like when I was having work meetings and uh and I'm working from home and I'm on Zoom, and he brings me a live bird during a meeting. Dad, I brought dinner.

SPEAKER_05 11:31

Cook it. It's like Daryl showing up on the walking side with a puppy. You brought dinner.

SPEAKER_02 11:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:44

You know what, Jerry, we all create monsters in our own way. I think that sometimes you create a situation by being super agreeable.

SPEAKER_00 11:58

And I agree.

SPEAKER_05 12:00

That becomes an expectation. So with cats, it's the same way.

SPEAKER_01 12:05

Yeah. That's a good point. You better keep making them.

unknown 12:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:08

And but I I am so happy with Desmond, and I am so elated that it just brings me uh a great feeling to have brought this great kitty home, give him a nice quiet place to live. Yep. And at the shelter, he was real standoffish when you know, just yinked we yunked him into the carrier, brought him home. He he only like meowed like maybe four or five times on the way home, and got him home, and he was seemed to be fine, found you know, found everything he needed to, and then was six hours later he's asleep on my desk.

SPEAKER_05 12:46

I am he just he wanted to come home, Jerry. He was really tired. He's like, why does this man keep coming in here and he won't take me home? And now he's there with you, he's got a beautiful cat tower, unlimited churros that he just has to come over and bite your hand to get. I mean, really, you're a dispensary, if you think about it. He bites your hand and you fulfill his dreams of churos.

SPEAKER_01 13:14

I mean, that's how it always works when I go into a dispensary. I walk in, bite the nearest employee, and then they give me what I want.

SPEAKER_00 13:20

It's like the saying says saying goes, always bite the hand that feeds you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:29

Who said that? Oh, it was uh nine-inch nails. No, nine-inch nails.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

Oh, that's a good song. That's a great song.

SPEAKER_05 13:36

It's a great song.

SPEAKER_00 13:38

Yes. Well, uh, before we get into this week's game, uh, we need to go back briefly to my prior game, uh, Family Be Feud. When I was editing, I realized that I made a mistake that may have cost Daphne the game. That's fine. Because if you remember if you remember, the game ended with Peik, I think beat Daphne by one or two points. Well, I think it was four. It might have been. I can't remember. But it was based on he ran the table at the very end, and the last question he got put him ahead. Uh the question was what's something you might lose on a night out. Now, uh one of the first things that anybody said was wallet. Daphne later on said purse. And I said no. And I absolutely should have said that's included in wallet. Um, you put your wallet in your purse. Yeah. But I mean, you go wallet and purse, I think, are the kind of they're like equivalent to an extent. Um, I would have absolutely had I thought about it, and as soon as I heard the recording, I went, I should have uh given Daphne another go with that one.

SPEAKER_01 15:00

So But in the end you made the right call.

SPEAKER_00 15:04

So, what we are going to do as a tiebreaker is what we didn't get to um the last time, the fast money round.

SPEAKER_01 15:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

And so the way that we are going to do this is I am going to have Jerry, if you want to do this too, you can. You're not in the in the running for the win, but if you want to do the fast money round as well, you can. What I will have you do is take off your headphones, and I will individually um ask each person the fast money questions, and then I will check to see who got the most points.

SPEAKER_01 15:42

I'm just gonna have to get real good at reading lips to turn.

SPEAKER_05 15:47

Or I'll just do eventriloquists. Or you could turn off I don't need to know your answers.

SPEAKER_01 15:52

You've already said them. I don't need to repeat them. I just need to know what the prompt is. What the question is. Yeah. Yeah. Good point.

SPEAKER_03 15:58

You do this pig. Put your hand over the camera. Or turn off your camera.

SPEAKER_00 16:03

Just like that. Yep. Yep. Alright. So, Jerry, do you want to partake as well? Yeah. Okay, great. So, does anybody feel like going first? I'm not going to tell anyone how you did until after the very end. There's not really a benefit to going first, second, or third.

SPEAKER_03 16:23

But I'll go first.

SPEAKER_00 16:25

Okay. Paik and Daphne, if you could remove your headphones, please. Okay. Headphones off, and then just turn the volume turned all the way up to I can still hear you. It's just honor based. I mean, if you really want to cheat, you can cheat. But you know, thanks. I won't be able to stop you. Thank you for the permission.

SPEAKER_03 16:53

Yeah, and Daphne walks out of the room. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

Because Daphne isn't a cheater. Alright. Peike, are you listening still? Okay. Jerry, I am going to give you 30 seconds to go through these five questions.

SPEAKER_05 17:13

I got a front row for me and Rach.

SPEAKER_00 17:15

Oh, okay. Something Daphne has something for her and Rached. That's good to know. It's in the front row. In the front row. Good. Good to know. Alright. If you are ready, Jerry.

SPEAKER_03 17:27

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 17:28

30 seconds. As soon as I finish reading the first question, what is the most cups of coffee you should have in one day? Two. What holiday is the most enjoyable?

SPEAKER_03 17:43

Um Halloween.

SPEAKER_00 17:45

Name a sport that uses a ball.

SPEAKER_03 17:48

Baseball.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

On average, how long should sex last?

SPEAKER_03 17:53

Uh half hour.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

And name a famous painter.

SPEAKER_03 17:58

Uh uh Da Vinci.

SPEAKER_00 18:00

Da Vinci, very good. Thank you, Jerry. When the other two come back, uh we will go ahead and continue the fast money round. If they ever come back. Since they can't hear us, who knows if they're coming back?

SPEAKER_03 18:15

Well, you should have said it, it's been only like a 30 seconds.

SPEAKER_00 18:21

Oh, here comes Daphne. Good.

SPEAKER_03 18:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 18:25

Hello, sir. I I went to the living room. I figured that was a good one. Yeah. I got front row wrestling tickets. Oh, awesome. Uh, for me and Rachel for my birthday weekend. Is that limitless?

SPEAKER_00 18:41

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 18:42

Yep. And my one of my favorites are gonna be there. All right. And they're actually on TV right now. Chris is watching them.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

Rachel's on TV?

SPEAKER_05 18:52

Wrestling? Bust up. Rachel's on TV wrestling.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

And you're recording this. That is dedication, Daphne.

SPEAKER_05 19:01

Well, you know, Jeff.

SPEAKER_00 19:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 19:03

I am nothing if not flexible.

SPEAKER_00 19:06

It's true. It's true. Everybody always says that. Alright, Jerry.

SPEAKER_05 19:12

I have my priorities straight.

SPEAKER_03 19:14

You do. Instead of watching Rachel Wrestling on TV, you're here recording with us.

SPEAKER_00 19:19

Very thoughtful.

SPEAKER_03 19:20

Yes. Thank you. Very thoughtful.

SPEAKER_00 19:23

Alright, Daphne. Gonna ask you the same five questions. You will have 30 seconds.

SPEAKER_05 19:31

Jerry is parti here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 19:33

Yes?

SPEAKER_05 19:34

Jerry's participating, and if he already picked an answer that I say, are you gonna tell me?

SPEAKER_00 19:40

Doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_05 19:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 19:41

Nope.

SPEAKER_05 19:42

Because I'm thinking that wouldn't be really good.

SPEAKER_00 19:44

No, exactly. I I agree. That wouldn't be fair. So no, absolutely. Well, Pink's got some cereal, I think. If you three all choose the same answer, if you three all choose the same five answers, then we're in trouble. But otherwise. Okay, Daphne. Uh 30 seconds that will start when I finish reading the first question.

SPEAKER_05 20:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

What is the most cups of coffee you should have in one day?

SPEAKER_05 20:09

Three.

SPEAKER_00 20:11

What holiday is the most enjoyable?

SPEAKER_05 20:16

Halloween.

SPEAKER_00 20:17

Name a sport that uses a ball.

SPEAKER_05 20:21

Soccer.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

On average, how long should sex last?

SPEAKER_05 20:27

Fifteen minutes.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

And name a famous painter. Thank you very much, Daphne. We are ready for you. Hello, Peike. Can you hear us now?

SPEAKER_01 20:48

I'm here. I took my downtime to go make some Pop Tarts. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 20:53

Good use of your time. Alright. Peike, I will give you the same five questions, and like I was telling Daphne, it doesn't matter if you guys choose the same answers. You know. We'll just keep going with that. There's no like no try again kind of thing. Yeah. Uh I will give you 30 seconds from the time that I finish reading the first question. Are you ready? I'm ready. Take what is the most cups of coffee you should have in one day? Three. What holiday is the most enjoyable? Christmas. Name a sport that uses a ball. Baseball. On average, how long should sex last? Um thirty minutes. And name a famous painter.

SPEAKER_01 21:53

Monet.

SPEAKER_00 21:54

Okay, very nice. The three of you can or the other two can come back on. At any time. If Jerry looks this way, he has to look over your high. Okay. Alright. So give me just a minute to tally these, which I will probably remove from the recording.

SPEAKER_01 22:22

We're going to remove our answers from the recording. Okay, remove the answers from the recording.

SPEAKER_00 22:26

That's right.

SPEAKER_01 22:30

Try to remember to um mute my mic when I take a bite. Because as much as I know people, including Jerry, love a good ASMR podcast.

SPEAKER_06 22:40

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

The chewing noises maybe they don't want.

SPEAKER_05 22:45

I'm not hearing any chewing noises at all. Because you're mute. Is it because you're muting?

SPEAKER_01 22:53

As I stated, yes.

SPEAKER_05 22:55

Well, no, I mean. What are you eating?

SPEAKER_01 23:00

Pop-tarts. I used my time when it wasn't my turn to go make some Pop Tarts.

SPEAKER_05 23:08

I used my time to go get a piece of Baby Bell cheese and to go in the living room to see because busted.

SPEAKER_01 23:17

Cheese made out of baby's bells.

SPEAKER_03 23:19

Yeah. Hey, did you know, Pink, that Daphne would rather record with us than watch than watch Rachel do wrestling on TV.

SPEAKER_00 23:28

Yeah. Her niece is currently wrestling on TV right now. Chris is watching and she's.

SPEAKER_05 23:34

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 23:35

Wow. Good for her.

SPEAKER_05 23:38

No. That is not what was said. You are making this. That's what I heard. That's what I just heard. That is what was said. Yeah, that's what Jerry said. He's lost somewhere in his beltone hearing aid company. Please, please, please read up to me.

SPEAKER_01 23:53

Baby Belltone.

SPEAKER_00 23:57

Oh my gosh. Okay. So the results. Question one. What's the most cups of coffee you should have in one day? Jerry said two. Daphne and Pake said three. In terms of the I went with percentages because there's m a lot more than a hundred that were asked each question. 23% said two. Three was the number one answer. What holiday is the most enjoyable? Jerry and Daphne both said Halloween. Paik went with Christmas. Halloween twenty percent. Christmas was by far the number one answer at 53%.

SPEAKER_05 24:42

Alright, so we're done.

SPEAKER_00 24:46

Wait, just wait. Name a sport that uses a ball. Daphne said soccer. Jerry and Peike said baseball. There were three that were all pretty darn close. Baseball was number one at 27%. Soccer was number three at 21%. Basketball was number two at 25%. On average, how long should sex last? Jerry and Peike said 30 minutes. Daphne said 15 minutes. 30 minutes was the number one answer at 27%. 15 was 19%. And finally, name a famous painter. Daphne, you all three went with different ones. Daphne went with Van Gogh. Jerry went with Da Vinci. And Paik went with Monet. Van Gogh was by far the number one answer at 43%. Da Vinci at 11. Monet at 8.

SPEAKER_01 25:43

I was so close to Oops, all number one answers.

SPEAKER_00 25:47

You were. You were very close to until Monet. Standing Claude! You did still manage to win. You managed to pull out the victory. It was uh 150 for Peik, 138 for Daphne, and uh 108 for Jerry. So congratulations, Peik.

SPEAKER_05 26:09

There was no point to this whatsoever. But thanks for the first time.

SPEAKER_00 26:18

There is no point to this whatsoever.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

Well, I appreciate your work you did, Jeff, even if Daphne doesn't.

SPEAKER_05 26:23

You appreciate it because you won. Okay, let's be real.

SPEAKER_00 26:27

That's a plus, but it's not the only reason. I love the fact that the only, like, for Daphne, the only purpose is whether or not she wins. If she doesn't win, it's not good. There was no point to no point to the game because I didn't win. Well, yeah, kind of. It does help.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

I thought it had a great point.

SPEAKER_00 26:58

On to the real game, which we should probably get to because Jerry's already looking like it's past Jerry o'clock, and I know he's exhausted from uh being out in the middle of an oil field for half of the day. How hot was it in uh in McKendrick?

SPEAKER_03 27:13

It was only like about 85 when we were out there in the morning.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

Still hot. And like I'm sure, like no shade.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

Absolutely no.

SPEAKER_00 27:21

Yeah. Yeah. That's that's not gonna be fun. Alright. For this week's game, uh we are going back to the Ig Nobel Prizes. Oh yes! Uh I knew that I was doing a sequel and I just kind of had to figure out what which one I was doing, so I kind of prepared a few, but I decided to end up I ended up deciding to go with this one. Uh so again, what we will do with this one is I will give you uh the information on who won the Ignobel Prize and a bit of what they won it for, with a blank in there. It is up to you to fill in the blank. If you get it right, that's fantastic, and you will win the the point. But if yeah, the game, the whole game, it's not just one question. Um but if nobody gets it right, I will absolutely go with the most clever or the funniest or just the overall best answer. Um and yeah, all three of you will be going with uh will be answering each each question, which is why you will need the whiteboards. Uh you'll not need RNG, because I'm just gonna kind of decide for myself what what ones we're gonna go with. Um let us start with this one here. Um The 1999 Ig Nobel Prize for Peace was presented to Charles Fourier and Michelle Wong of Johannesburg, South Africa for inventing the blaster uh a device that helps repel carjackers uh with a foot pedal activated what? Please look up when you're done so I know that you're ready to go. Jerry and Pate look good. Daphne is finishing up. Yeah, all the way up, please. Thank you. Yes. Like the Leo DiCaprio movie, yes. All right. Please don't look up. Yeah, don't we just don't look up, yes. After I said it, yes, I know. Yes, thank you. Thank you for pointing out that my joke completely failed. Yes, I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_03 29:47

I was here to help, support every time.

SPEAKER_00 29:54

Please reveal your answers. Uh Jerry says a mace cannon. Pake says a mace sprayer. Uh Daphne says a foam dispenser. It is a flamethrower.

SPEAKER_03 30:09

Okay. Oh, I want one.

SPEAKER_00 30:14

I feel like it's probably illegal.

SPEAKER_06 30:17

Oh, me.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

Uh, I am gonna give that to both Jay Jake.

SPEAKER_05 30:23

I ended up. You're just giving it to Jake.

SPEAKER_00 30:26

You're giving it to Jake.

unknown 30:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

I'm giving it to Jake and Perry. Oh my gosh. Okay, let's see here. This is fun just because of what you are going to what your where your mind is probably immediately going to go. Um the 2001 Ig Nobel Prize for Public Health was presented to let's I'm just gonna pretend that this is the correct way to pronounce this guy's name. Uh Chitarajdan, Andrade, and B.S. Do the what now? Do the hustle.

SPEAKER_05 31:21

That was no, that was what I said was just for pegs benefits.

SPEAKER_00 31:29

Okay, good, because I had no idea what you said.

unknown 31:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 31:33

Uh was presented to two people from Bangalore, India, for their medical discovery that what is a common activity among adolescents, and no, it's not that. I know this is a very wide open.

SPEAKER_03 31:56

It's not that, but it's maybe it's the other that.

SPEAKER_00 31:59

It could be. It's actually not though. It's not that or solo that. Free solo. Free solo that you can write in that way, too. I love the just the vagueness of free solo that. Like what? Huh? All right. That is. Okay. Uh Daphne, are you ready? Or are you revising?

SPEAKER_05 32:46

Oh no, I was just amplifying.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

Alright, good. Uh please reveal your answers. Daphne says tub thumping. Uh Pake says texting, and Jerry says talking. Uh I'm gonna fucking text each other's genitals. Yeah. How does one text a genital? Like telling kids these days.

SPEAKER_01 33:11

You just never know. They're always on the cutting edge, man.

SPEAKER_00 33:14

I am gonna give that one to Daphne because it's absolutely the funniest. Um They uh the what the the way that the Ig Nobel Prize Committee called it, a probing medical discovery that nose picking is a common activity among adolescents.

SPEAKER_05 33:31

Dude! Oh my god. Wow. Uh I really I really didn't need to know that.

SPEAKER_00 33:42

That's that's kind of the tagline of the Ig Nobel Prizes. Nobody really needed to know most of this stuff.

SPEAKER_03 33:50

It's like have you kids ever heard of a neti pot?

SPEAKER_00 33:56

I cannot do neti pots. Uh honestly I've never attempted it. It makes me feel like I get like legit, like this isn't a joke. It's like a legit panic attack. Like, I feel like I'm being waterboarded. I I get that, and I cannot I have pride, you know, when I have like a really bad cold or whatever, and it's like I literally start panicking.

SPEAKER_01 34:20

I feel like I said, I've never done it before, and it's because I feel like I would be the same way. That's what it would feel like to me. And I'm like, I don't want to experience that. That sounds awful.

SPEAKER_03 34:29

Well, like Cap, there is you have to adapt.

SPEAKER_00 34:36

All right. Well you'll let you talk to those Indian teenagers about you know how they could use a neti pot instead.

SPEAKER_05 34:44

You can do a TED talk.

SPEAKER_00 34:49

All right. Uh the 2007 Ig Nobel Prize for Aviation was awarded to Patricia Agostino, Santiago Plano, and Diego Golombeck of the National University of Kilim for discovering that hamsters recover from jet lag more quickly when given what medication.

SPEAKER_01 35:17

I have a better answer, but I forgot what it's called. I can't think of the name of it, so I went with backup plan.

SPEAKER_00 35:25

Okay. Alright. Daphne and Peike are ready. Jerry is just finishing up. There we go. Alright, please reveal your answers. Jerry went with meth. Paik went with Tylenol, and Daphne went with cocaine. All very dangerous drugs. Yes. I'm trying to figure out who gets the.

unknown 35:49

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 35:51

I'm gonna have to think about that between Jerry and Daphne. Uh you know what? I'm gonna give it to both of you. They're both good answers. Uh when they are given Viagra. Which actually makes sense when you think about it. I mean, I don't it Viagra uh dilates the blood vessels. And so, I mean, obviously that's that's gotta be why it works.

SPEAKER_01 36:16

But I want to know what the testing is to figure out how jet-lagged a hamster is.

SPEAKER_00 36:22

I mean, hamster, how do you feel? What what time would you say that it is right now, hamster? I don't know. I I can provide sources uh for these studies and maybe it gives some information in there. Pake, you can let us know.

SPEAKER_01 36:44

Alright. I probably won't do that.

SPEAKER_03 36:47

I am I am still trying to figure out, you know, like how do you figure out how jet like the hamster is?

SPEAKER_05 36:55

And why would you want to know?

SPEAKER_01 36:58

Again, that's the point of the Nobel Prize. It will take until the end of this game for Daphne to realize what we're doing.

SPEAKER_05 37:05

No, I know what we're doing. I'm just it's it's crazy to me that people would spend the time.

SPEAKER_00 37:15

I agree. I agree. Um all right. Oh, let's go with this one here. Um The 1998 Ig Nobel Prize for Literature was presented to Dr. Mara Sidoli of Washington, DC for her illuminating report Blank as a defense against unspeakable dread. I will clarify it a little bit, taking what action as a defense against unspeakable dread. So it's not like a machete or something like that. Well, I could I guess it could be wielding a machete. Yeah. Get back, Dread. That only works on uh Sylvester Stallone.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

Wasn't there another one?

SPEAKER_00 38:17

There was, but I can't remember who was in it. I don't remember who it was either.

SPEAKER_05 38:21

Daphne. It might have been Joel Joel Kinneman.

SPEAKER_00 38:24

Okay. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 38:25

No, he was Robocop. I think it was the uh the Aylmer guy. Whatever the hell his name is.

SPEAKER_05 38:34

Oh, uh the what guy? Billy the Butcher. Billy the Butcher from Carl Urban.

SPEAKER_01 38:41

Oh, it was Carl Urban. You're right. It was Carl Urban. Yeah, you're right. Okay. Yeah. It was.

SPEAKER_03 38:46

The Aleomare guy.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

Yeah. I heard anal bear and I wasn't sure. Write it down.

SPEAKER_00 38:53

Write it down. There it is. Carl Urban from Nelon dude.

SPEAKER_05 39:09

Someone, write it down. You know the analbear guy. Jerry won't do it. He doesn't want us to pick it.

SPEAKER_00 39:20

Oh, I feel like years from now somebody out there is going to still think of Carl Urban as the analbear guy.

SPEAKER_05 39:32

I'm telling you, honestly. Gonna tell Penny about this.

SPEAKER_00 39:40

All right.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

It's the highly sought-after porn parody of cocaine.

SPEAKER_05 39:44

Can I tell you? Jerry's gone. Oh my god. Peg has made himself cry. And now I have to tell you that the hearing issues are now spreading even more because now Peg's affected. I'm really starting to pick him up.

SPEAKER_03 40:12

I think I didn't I didn't enunciate perfectly enough.

SPEAKER_00 40:15

He definitely mumbled, but still that was what he came up with. My gut hurts.

SPEAKER_04 40:25

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 40:28

Okay. Uh everybody has their answers. I was trying to even remember what we were doing.

SPEAKER_01 40:33

Yeah, well I have a look at the Oh yeah, that's what it was.

SPEAKER_00 40:36

Okay, please reveal your answers. What as a defense against unspeakable dread? Uh Jerry says prepping. Uh Peg says doing yoga, and Daphne says brain bleaching. The answer is farting. Farting as a defense against unspeakable dread.

SPEAKER_01 40:56

Well, there's a lot of farting that goes on when you're doing yoga. That's a fair point.

SPEAKER_00 41:01

Yeah, none of you were anywhere either close or is it better if you pronounce it doing yoga?

SPEAKER_05 41:14

Jerry's.

SPEAKER_00 41:16

Yeah, I think no points that round.

SPEAKER_03 41:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 41:19

What? Brain bleaching is effective.

SPEAKER_00 41:22

I think all of those are probably effective, but that's not what the study was.

SPEAKER_05 41:27

Yes, you said you would reward the funniest.

SPEAKER_00 41:30

I did.

SPEAKER_05 41:32

And I think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_00 41:35

I think I did like on my first my first reaction was to give it to Daphne. And yeah.

SPEAKER_05 41:43

There's the title of the episode. My first one. Now this game has a point.

SPEAKER_00 41:51

Oh gosh. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 41:54

We're not doing numbers, Daphne. He already said that. He's gonna pick them as he sees fit.

SPEAKER_00 42:00

Alright. Uh how about this one here? The 2006 Ignobel Prize for Chemistry was given to several people from Spain. Honestly, there's like eight names here. Um for their study, ultrasonic velocity in blank as affected by temperature. Fill in the blank with a food. Ultrasonic one more time. Ultrasonic velocity in blank as affected by temperature.

SPEAKER_05 42:43

Velocity.

SPEAKER_00 42:45

Ultrasonic velocity. I don't even quite understand the full title myself, but I'm like trying to figure out what it means by like I understand if it was supersonic velocity, but chili cheese dogs, because he emphasized sonic for some reason.

SPEAKER_01 43:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:06

That's right. No, you're 100% right. You got the answer. Honestly, it's as good a guess as anything over, basically. Okay. Alright, please reveal your answers. Um Jerry says Tapas. Pate goes with baked potatoes. And Daphne has spaghetti hitting a wall in a food fight. Um trying to think, tapas, potato, spaghetti. None of these are any really that close. They're all kind of I'll figure it out as we go. Um the title of the study was Ultrasonic Velocity in Cheddar Cheese as affected by temperature.

SPEAKER_01 43:56

You put cheddar cheese on a baked potato.

SPEAKER_00 44:00

You could absolutely put cheddar cheddar cheese on tapas, too.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

What I and on which tapas? Name name name name the kind of small plates you want to put cheddar cheese on.

SPEAKER_00 44:13

The tap a small cheese plate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:16

You put uh tapas specifically like Spanish small plates?

SPEAKER_03 44:22

Or if there's a specific kind of but what I'm saying, but what I'm saying is if if you put tacos on it, a tacos on this plate, you put tacos tapas. You put the cheese on top of the tacos.

SPEAKER_00 44:34

Oh, the okay, the cheese on top of tacos, but the cheese on top of top of tacos.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 44:40

Yeah, got it. On top of top is tacos. All covered with cheese.

SPEAKER_03 44:50

Oh. Daphne looks like she's in pain.

SPEAKER_00 44:56

She will feel better if I give her the point. That's really what it comes to.

SPEAKER_05 45:03

Because if I have realized she wants this game to mean something. Let me explain something. Please do.

SPEAKER_01 45:09

Please.

SPEAKER_05 45:10

Very quickly. I'm not gonna know the answer anyway, so at least if I'm funny, I have a shot at a point. And that seems to me that's kind of like a Pake Allen way of looking at it.

SPEAKER_00 45:22

I agree.

SPEAKER_05 45:22

So I feel like I'm just gonna follow that.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

Okay, good. I appreciate it. Always take my advice on everything. Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 45:32

Except on choosing numbers.

SPEAKER_05 45:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 45:37

Um you should never take his advice on that one.

SPEAKER_05 45:41

It has been proven multiple times that if I choose Peig's numbers for him, he's better off. That is an official stance of Buffalo Buffalo. And if Peg tries to overrule it, I think it's still three against one. Oh I don't know why you don't let me.

SPEAKER_00 46:06

I agree. Uh, I'm giving points all around on that round. They were all three, which also means no points, correct? There were all three good answers.

SPEAKER_05 46:16

Potato was fun was as funny as mine, but getting it gets wall in a food fight.

SPEAKER_00 46:21

I didn't say it. It was only funny.

SPEAKER_05 46:24

But we weren't close, so it should have been a funny one.

SPEAKER_00 46:29

I this is my very much like non-scientific decision. Let Daphne explain how your game works.

SPEAKER_05 46:38

Listen. When I do a game, you guys pick it to shreds, you tease me, you push me. So guess what? You're gonna get it too.

SPEAKER_03 46:48

Okay. I can take that. Yeah, Daphne. I do have to state that I agree with I agree with Pink that it was not potatoes, it's potatoes.

SPEAKER_01 46:58

Potatoes. Right. The Sam Gange version.

unknown 47:03

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 47:03

Boil and mash them stick them in a stew.

SPEAKER_00 47:06

All right. Uh this is one that someone might actually be able to get potentially.

SPEAKER_05 47:16

Oh, really? Do you when you do this, you consider any, do you look at these and say, they might get this one, so I'm gonna include it?

SPEAKER_00 47:26

Actually, it's usually they might get it, so I'm not going to include it.

SPEAKER_05 47:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 47:33

I want the ones that are absolutely batshit, you know? But um, this one I like the song.

SPEAKER_05 47:41

Batshit, Sophie Tucker has a great song for you.

SPEAKER_00 47:44

Okay. It's a good song. Anytime somebody says Sophie Tucker, I have to remind myself that there is a band called Sophie Tucker instead of like the pop singer from the 50s.

unknown 47:59

No.

SPEAKER_00 48:00

Earlier than that, I think, even. Uh anyway.

SPEAKER_04 48:05

Yes. Uh oh.

SPEAKER_00 48:06

Jerry has turned out the lights. He's going to sleep. We have to hurry.

SPEAKER_01 48:13

Oh, right. He's pulling the blanket up.

SPEAKER_05 48:17

Well, that reminds me of the night that we were in Galveston visiting the house.

SPEAKER_00 48:24

Yes. I got a good picture of it. And passed out in the chair.

SPEAKER_05 48:33

Jerry is passed out. Because it was past his bedtime.

SPEAKER_00 48:37

Honestly, to be fair, it was like one in the morning. It was like it was what.

SPEAKER_05 48:42

But the three of us, it was just early evening for the three of us. For Jerry, it was past bedtime.

SPEAKER_00 48:48

Oh my gosh. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 48:50

I think it was our last night there. Yes, it was.

SPEAKER_03 48:53

That wasn't the night that was the failed cockroach wrangler.

SPEAKER_01 48:57

No.

SPEAKER_03 48:58

That was like three that was a few nights before then.

SPEAKER_01 49:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 49:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:00

I think that was the first night that everybody.

SPEAKER_05 49:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 49:04

We went back to the pool house to watch and and they were watching what, Daryl Dixon?

SPEAKER_00 49:09

Or Dead City? Daryl Dixon. It was it was definitely a Walking Dead. I just was trying to remember which one it was.

SPEAKER_05 49:17

Yeah, they were watching Dead.

SPEAKER_00 49:19

Nobody can see this at home listening. There's a picture of Jerry. You jackass. I love that.

SPEAKER_01 49:29

Snow It'll be the the it'll be the the image for this podcast episode.

SPEAKER_05 49:36

Yes. I have so many pictures of a few of my skating friends asleep in the stands or at a desk or the table in the media room because it it's they're just exhausted.

SPEAKER_00 49:52

Honestly, if I can get a picture of somebody sleeping, like who has fallen asleep at an event or something like that, I'm going to take that picture.

SPEAKER_01 50:06

If I can get a picture of somebody sleeping, I'm gonna do it. Looking in windows, checking doors.

SPEAKER_00 50:20

Like I I have a picture of I'm trying to remember who it was. I think it was my mom and her mom, my grandma, uh both just passed out of sleep watching television. You know, and they both like they were in the exact same position kind of thing. All right, we'll do a couple more of these here. Um The 2003 Id Nobel Prize for Chemistry was presented to Yukio Hirose of Kanazawa University for his chemical investigation of a bronze statue in the city of Kanazawa that fails to attract pigeons due to its high content of what element? Pigeons are not attracted to the statue because of its high blank content.

SPEAKER_05 51:30

Jeff, you'll probably hear it on the recording as well.

SPEAKER_00 51:36

All right. Alright, please reveal your answers. Uh Jerry says tin. Daphne says plutonium, and Peik says Californium. What does it say under there? Comma Danny. Danny Californium. Danny.

SPEAKER_01 52:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 52:04

It looked like uh a like D-A-W. Dog. Dog. Dog. Dog. Californium. Uh, it is due to its high arsenic content.

SPEAKER_05 52:19

Oh, that would make sense.

SPEAKER_00 52:21

I think I'm gonna give that one to Daphne. I think I like her answer. The plutonium like feels like it's something that could actually be a thing.

SPEAKER_01 52:32

That's because they have it wearing old lace. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:35

That's exactly what it is. Somebody put old lace on the statue and suddenly the arsenic content went way up.

SPEAKER_01 52:42

That's how it goes.

SPEAKER_00 52:45

Oh, okay. Uh we'll do one or two more here. Um The 1999 Ig Nobel Prize for Literature was presented to the British Standards Institution for its six-page specification on the proper way to make what the proper way to prepare what? A six-page specification on the proper way to prepare. What? Alright. Please reveal your answers.

SPEAKER_05 53:28

I don't have an answer. What what I don't have an answer.

SPEAKER_00 53:34

Are you gonna come up with one or are you gonna Yeah? Okay. I'm sorry, you were like looking up, so I thought you were good to go.

SPEAKER_01 53:43

She's gonna steal mine. Let her steal it. That's fine.

SPEAKER_00 53:49

Doesn't matter to me. Might matter to you, because you know she might get the point if you do, but it doesn't matter to me. I don't care. Okay, no, I didn't take you. Alright, please reveal your answers. Uh Jerry says scrambled eggs, Peg says shepherd's pie, and Daphne says Thanksgiving Karen as a turkey. Is Karen a turkey? Sure.

SPEAKER_05 54:18

I can remember her name from the movie, but they made her into a turkey. Oh, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_01 54:25

Daphne loves to make references that like maybe one person will get.

SPEAKER_00 54:29

Okay, no, I get it now. I I was thinking like, you know, like a Karen kind of thing. And I'm like, is that a thing turning turning people who want to see your manager into turkeys? You know?

SPEAKER_05 54:42

No, I couldn't remember her name.

SPEAKER_00 54:45

I get it now.

SPEAKER_05 54:47

The wife of Okay.

SPEAKER_01 54:50

Uh first looking at it, it's just like, I thought you were like actually guessing like Thanksgiving dinner. I'm like, yes, in Britain, they sure love to make their Thanksgiving dinner.

SPEAKER_00 55:00

Uh I am gonna give that to Jerry for be for choosing a very British food. Uh it is the proper way to make a cup of tea.

unknown 55:13

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 55:14

Six pieces. Shepherd's pie isn't.

SPEAKER_05 55:17

I didn't hear the word British.

SPEAKER_00 55:20

Yeah, it was the British Standards Institution, was who I mean it's more Irish, maybe, but it's still it it's it's uh like I don't think it's Irish. I I associate it more with like uh and maybe I'm completely wrong, but like Yorkshire area, you know, like not London, but like um West County. Which is still British. Yeah. Exactly. Yes. Alright. Uh we'll do So you went with scrambled eggs instead.

SPEAKER_01 55:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 55:52

We'll do one more here. Because I just love the name of this study. Um feels like it should be a movie title. The 2005 Ig Nobel Prize for Agricultural History was awarded to James Watson of Massey University in New Zealand for his scholarly study The Significance of Mr. Buckley's Exploding Blank. The significance of Mr.

SPEAKER_05 56:30

Richard Buckley's exploding blank You know where you want to go with it, but I'm not gonna go with it because it's not to. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:44

What's that? Where's the New Zealand? New Zealand. Yes. The significance? Yes. The significance of the study.

SPEAKER_04 57:01

Oh yes, Paul.

SPEAKER_01 57:04

We're in New Zealand now. We're in New Zealand.

SPEAKER_06 57:08

Whoa, we're in New Zealand.

SPEAKER_05 57:14

Nobody's gonna get this. Maybe Peg will, but I'm still trying to figure out.

SPEAKER_00 57:19

I love when Daphne does references to things that the judge doesn't understand. Yes, it's very great.

SPEAKER_05 57:26

I mean, I don't know if you've seen it because there are lots of great things you haven't seen.

SPEAKER_01 57:31

This is true, but there are. It's okay.

SPEAKER_00 57:47

Jerry, are you good? Or are you still thinking of? Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. No, I'm good. Alright, please reveal your answers. Uh Jerry goes with sheep, Pake with watermelons, and Daphne with swearwolf, which means something to Pake.

SPEAKER_05 58:06

Right.

SPEAKER_00 58:09

I'm just gonna let it let it sit there and let nobody else get it. Um not gonna be. Maybe somebody will get it out there. Probably. Please write in if you understand what the hell they're talking about. Uh it was the significance of Mr. Richard Buckley's exploding trousers. Which should absolutely be the title of a movie. Yes. Directed by Taiko YTT. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. 100%. Please, somebody get on this now.

SPEAKER_05 58:48

Uh it's an unofficial se it'll be an unofficial sequel to What We Do in the Shadows movie.

SPEAKER_00 58:57

Uh it made me think of, when I first read it, it made me think of Wallace and Gromit and the wrong trousers. Um It's actually, it's an interesting thing. It had to do with a chemical that farmers were spraying to get rid of a certain weed that was reacting to the organic fibers in their clothes, like wool and stuff like that, and would actually cause the pants or the trousers to like smolder and in some cases, in at least according to some people, explode.

SPEAKER_01 59:34

It's reacting with wool. So in a way, Jerry was right.

SPEAKER_00 59:38

Oh, I'm giving it to Jerry just because that's a very Kiwi thing. It's it's the easiest way to go about it with that one, yeah. Uh I do like the wheel. That was my first guess, but then I was like, I do like the idea of a swear.

SPEAKER_05 59:55

A swear wolf is a very yes, it is a very kiwi thing.

SPEAKER_00 59:59

Okay. I I will trust you.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:03

You still there's still no point to this game, but there is absolutely no point to this game.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:10

All right. But we let me just total everything up here because I have no, I have not been keeping. I've been keeping track, but I have not been. Hi, Jerry.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:20

Hi, Jerry. Oh, that I know what that means.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:23

I do, I do too, and I keep giving him the thumbs up and he keeps showing me again. I am sorry, I didn't see you do it.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:30

You know why.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:30

He just wants to make sure you notice. Trying to not interrupt myself, but I was like, okay, fine.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:37

How so how about while Jeff tallies up the scores? Jerry, do we have some feedback this week? Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:47

Okay. We have feedback from at the time of this recording, five minutes ago. I just I just had to check because you know I I had a spare minute. It's like, okay, and I forgot to check for feedback.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:01

Come in right under the wire. Did Levi take a break from their streaming to No, it is from my brother Tim.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:07

My brother Tim commented. I love my brother Tim. Yes. My brother, my brother, and Tim.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:18

Okay, uh, all right. Uh this is on episode Yeah. This is on episode 103.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:25

I got the joke. I got the joke that that you that Jeff made. I understood it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

Good. Okay this podcast wouldn't exist without that joke, I don't think.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

Uh wouldn't you? You know what? You did cite it at the very beginning. Okay. You did.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:42

Okay, Jerry. What is my brother to do? Sorry, we Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:46

On episode 103, that's my favorite Dorito. Tim writes, Ree, the head chicken. Or in this case, head crab. That looks like a chicken. I can Yes, I can see how it looks like an upside-down raw chicken or turkey. It would be like it would be funnier if the chicken or turkey w appeared like that episode of Friends where Joey wore Joey wore a turkey on his head. That would be funny, yes.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:11

Yes. So did Rachel at the very end of the episode.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:15

Monica. Monica, was it Monica?

SPEAKER_00 1:02:17

Okay. It's been a long, long time since I've seen it.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:20

You've seen Friends and you haven't seen what we do in the shadows.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:27

They are not from the same time period, Daphne. I watched Friends.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:33

Many people have seen one thing and not another.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:38

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:40

I watched Friends back in the 90s.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:43

Thirty years ago.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:44

He tried to watch What We Do in the Shadows back in the 90s, but it hadn't been made yet. I just kept it said coming soon, but you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:54

Okay. Uh to continue. Tim writes, it's freaky that the head crab thing moves around. Then he said, also says, the game was good because it peeved Daphne off. Is it bad to enjoy that? Next time on three rounds. I like that Jeff made the attempt to choose 13. Happy birthday, Peike, right? Yay! That was weeks ago.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:20

Actually, since that time, somebody else here has had a birthday. Yes. I just didn't bother to mention it to anybody.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:29

No. I had to notice it.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:31

Peg sends a message in our thread, like apparently it's Jeff's birthday, and he's just decided to not say anything about it. Yes, I turned 29 once more.

unknown 1:03:45

Good.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:46

I've been 29. You found which one you liked and stuck with it. I've been turning 29 for a while now. So there you go. Alright. Tallying the points up. Uh Paik got two points. Way to go, Paik. Okay. Jerry got five. Daphne got five. We will have a tiebreaker. And like last time, it will be a guess the number type uh thing. This one. The last one that I did was kind of outrageous in terms of the number. It was something the number was something like 351 quintillion or something like that. Um this one's a little bit different. Uh the 2024 Ignobel Prize for Probability was presented to many people. Like it literally lists five people and then says and many colleagues. Uh for showing both in theory and in numerous experiments that when you flip a coin, it tends to land on the same side as it started. That is the that was their findings. Question is, they did, like I said, a number of experiments. As in, you know, trials, testing it. How many times did they flip a coin? For this study? Hake, if you feel like writing down an answer, you can too. It'll give you a whopping three points. Yay! You'll still be in last, but maybe you'll feel better about yourself.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:27

Alright. Daphne, are you good? Okay. Please reveal your answers. Jerry says two hundred and fifteen thousand. Uh-huh. That's what I said, didn't I? You said 715. Oh, sorry. Maybe I was already reading Daphne's. 250,000. Daphne says 115. Paik says 700. That will absolutely go to Jerry. They flipped a coin 350,757 times.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:04

It's a lot of flipping.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:05

I'm guessing that's why it says and many colleagues. They probably had like hundreds of people flipping coins. That's why. That's why I did it that way.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:13

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:14

300.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:15

I think I would be I just want to flip it. I'd be bored of it after doing 10.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:19

Honestly, well, you know what? They might have. If you have like each person does say, you know, 50 or something like that, that's, you know, I don't know. I don't I can't math right now. I was gonna fuck it, I'm done.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:36

So Jerry wins. This game almost was worth our time.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:44

Oh my gosh. No, Daphne, you can't choose number 11. We're done. The game's over.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:51

And we've already established there's 350,000. That's way undershooting it, even after you know the answer.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:59

Okay, thank you for playing my game. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:04

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:07

Yes, come back next week when Peike will take over the reins and lead us down a path of who knows what.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:15

Which ones? The ones down in Africa or like a different one?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:19

The reins and the horses.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:20

The ones in the plane, mainly in Spain.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:23

The horses. The horse reins.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:25

Ah, okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:32

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:34

You're not sorry. Do not apologize when you're not really sorry. It's okay. It's okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:43

She'll get even with us.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:44

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:45

It's okay, she says, as her teeth are gritted.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:50

That's why I have a mouth guard. I have a mouth guard.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:53

Shoving pins into a Jerry Voodoo doll. It's okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:01

Um yeah, uh, if you if this is your first episode of Buffalo Buffalo, yes, they torment me every week. You can look forward to it and celebrate it.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:12

Like, we do, we do, yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:13

Tim does. Um, yeah, enjoy it. Uh, you can find us at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast.com or on Facebook and Instagram, which I never update at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:25

You can find a link to our seventh episode there.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:30

Have a great night, guys. Um, until next time.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:34

Stay ignoble. Yep, I agree. What a prolific actor, Carl Urban.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:41

It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:46

Go to sleep. Good night, son. Good night, son.