BBP 111: Chihuahua Wheelies

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Coming to you live from Chatters Bar and Grill in Bar Nunn, Wyoming. It's Buffalo Buffalo.

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It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, yeah!

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Welcome to Buffalo Buffalo, the only podcast made with 100% whole grains. That's right, no additives, colors, or dyes of any kind. My name is Jeff, and I am your game master today. I am joined by three people. Um they happen to be uh, against all odds, the same three people who have been here for every single episode so far, which is just an example of a statistical anomaly. Um Jeff, take a look at me now, Jeff. Against all odds, yes.

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They are Phil Collins. Yeah, that's a very old reference, isn't it?

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I guess it is. It's over for it's over 40 years. So over 40 is ancient. As old as me, so it's about 10 or 15 years. Yeah. Uh Jerry, Pake, and Daphne. Thank you all for joining me today. No, I'm glad to be here. Good. The other two aren't, apparently.

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Nah.

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They're over it.

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I have been here, done that before. I feel like even the location at the top. Haven't we been here before? We have not, as far as I can tell. It feels uh familiar. I don't know why.

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I I think I think it might have been flappers or clappers. I don't know. I don't know. We've been to a lot of weird places. Well, there was that dolphin bar called Flippers.

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

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My map shows we have not been to Wyoming before this episode.

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So Okay.

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Let's never come back.

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You know what? If we go back to a location, I want to go back to the Buffalo, Buffalo, Bungalow, Bungalow.

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I mean, we'll probably be live from Buffalo, Buffalo, Bungalow, Bungalow to uh the Buffalo Ridge Lodge.

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We will. I'm so excited.

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Yeah. Well, how is everybody doing today?

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Okay. I got out of my truck today after right after work because it was again another long day. Because we're trying to get stuff out again. Um, and stuff's happening. Just unexpected stuff is happening. And to top it all off, thankfully the office is very nice and chill now. It's very cool in there.

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Actually have AC. Good.

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Yeah. It's very working AC, so I maybe I just effed myself on that one. But um so driving out on the road, and mind you, this is road temperature, but uh driving out on the road, I looked down at my uh because I was checking what time it was because I had a thing right after work. It was 106.

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Yeah.

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Well, yeah.

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Well, how hot was it, like air temperature though? I mean, was it probably a hundred? Oh, was it that hot? Wow.

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Yeah.

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Wow. There's only eighty here, which is the warmest it's been in a few days. So it's yeah.

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Yeah, it's been it's been warm here. We've had like 75 to 80 degrees, so nice and cool. It's now summer. Like in Maine, it's summer. Yeah, it's kind of summer.

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Pretty good.

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Yeah. It's kind of summer everywhere in the northern hemisphere.

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Uh yes, yes, it is, officially. Yes.

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Yeah, not just Maine.

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Yeah, not just special. Not just Maine.

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Maine's not special. They don't get they're not the only ones that get summer right now. Share it with the rest of the country and even other countries.

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Yeah. You know, Daphne, anything anything you say can and will be used against you. Yes.

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Yeah. I know. I tried to escape. I can't get away.

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I know. You we found that you had a key, uh, had whittled a key. We had to take that away from you. So yeah.

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But now, yes. I'll find a way out.

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One of these days somebody is gonna think that we're actually like that Daphne is actually here fully against her will. And that's definitely not the case, right, Daphne?

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Tell them, tell them that's not like the horse code. On an audio podcast. Yes.

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Exactly. I I have to start looking at the weather in Dallas because I need to prepare. I mean, as much as you can prepare. It's hot. Bring shorts.

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Why are you looking at the weather in Dallas?

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Prepare to be sweaty. Because I'm going to Dallas. You're going to Dallas? By the time this is.

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What?

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New Twitter? By the time this episode comes out, I'll have already been there.

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Oh no, I missed you.

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Oh my god.

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That's just that's messing with my head right now. Just the tiny wobbly, bibbly wobbly of it.

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See, my day's been interesting today. I entered a pack with a warlock that if I don't fulfill my side of it, uh, I will probably die. It was a very thinly veiled threat.

SPEAKER_04 5:50

And in addition to that, you also were playing DD in on an unrelated.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, I got my suitcase out because I need to like get it like ready. Like I clean my suitcase. Whenever I go anywhere, I always clean my suitcase.

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It's probably better than dirty in your suitcase. You know? Yeah. Take a couple handfuls of dirt and throw it in there and make sure. Rub it in real nice. Yeah.

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And then it reminded me of what happened to me the last time I was traveling, which is I got back to Boston and someone had taken my suitcase.

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Oh, that's right. Oh no, I forgot about that. Found them before they left, right? Or they they had just left, or I'm trying to remember what it was now.

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Yeah, I went to the to the kiosk and for American, and they got them to come back with the suitcase.

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Yeah.

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So I remembered then as I was taking a couple things out of the suitcase, because I always leave a couple things in it for some reason. And I remembered that my air tag battery was dwindling. And that my really cool tag from my suitcase with my name and address had disappeared.

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Magic.

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When yeah. So now I've got a f a few things I've gotta do. I'm ready to go. Probably. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

Well, to prevent somebody else from taking your suitcase this time, Daphne, I think you should just like spray paint your name on the suitcase in huge letters.

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You know, I thought about that.

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Attach a bomb on it. That'll help with travel easily.

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Oh, yes. It'll definitely keep everybody else away.

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Yeah.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah.

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I have uh yeah. On my suitcases, I have a couple bright stickers on there. So it's just like, you know, because the all the other I tried that, but the material mine is made out of.

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The stickers will stay stuck together.

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Exactly. But a Sharpie might work.

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I should do that. I have a couple little Sharpie stars on mine in different places.

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The other thing I've done too is on my the uh this the name the address address tag that I have, you know, name and address on one side, it's made of metal. And it it has a uh a cable that like hooks through the hook, you know, hooks through the hook that little piece of metal and it screws t tight. So what I did is I put in some Loctite. So you can't, you know, like it's very difficult to it's not worth your time to try and do that. And but the the the best thing about it, it has a picture of Chester laser engraved on the other side.

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Oh, I like that.

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That is cool.

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So now I'm looking for this other cool suitcase tag that it the tag holder, and it's shaped like a video game controller, and I, of course, cannot figure out where it is.

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So it's not on the suitcase?

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Mm-mm.

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It's not on any other suitcases?

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Is it with Jerry's Switch?

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It probably is.

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Is it plugged into the PlayStation?

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Did somebody get confused for a real controller? What what uh what video game system is it? The controller.

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I I don't even remember. I just had bought it thinking it was cool. Like, oh, I think I'd be a good one. Like an NES style one.

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Oh yeah. That'd be cool.

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Yeah.

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Or S N E S. That'd be cool too. But yeah. Yep.

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Yeah, so that is what's happening in my world is getting ready to travel.

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It takes her two weeks to pack.

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Kind of, no. It doesn't. It's just I like to I like to be ready with all the little ridiculous things that can go wrong. I try to take care of those first. Like the stuff that I need and stuff I don't want to forget, things I can't be without. And so I just make a list.

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Check it twice.

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Yeah. And I've got like five or six things on it so far. I just keep adding to it.

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Yep. Yeah, I've finally a few years back, I finally took time to like make a real list of like every little thing that I want to make sure to pack. And then I'll all I really have to do is update, you know, based on the number of days that I'm going, just you know, that kind of numbers there, but I just kind of keep it in my suitcase so that whenever I go to pack, it's like, okay, here's my checklist. Here's everything that I need to have. And yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:08

Yep. I do that for my camera bag. I have a specific checklist for that to make sure I have everything. Because I've had nightmares where I have forgotten my camera or forgotten the lens or forgotten something. But then I've also gone to competitions and not had memory cards or forgotten my card reader. And so I have to have like those are things I need. Yeah. Although Robin is gonna be there with me.

SPEAKER_05 11:40

Robin Joe?

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I can bar. No, just Robin.

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Okay, just Robin. Yeah. Not unjust robin.

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So Robin's gonna be there too. Just Robin.

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Eleven just robins.

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Oh, sometimes I feel bad for Daphne. But then I get over.

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But not but not bad enough to not do this. Yes.

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No.

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So you have annual bullshit. So we have Rob, Unjust Robin, just Robin, Robin, Joe, or no, Robin Joe, and then and then also Rob. Was that so now it's expanded to look like what nine people?

SPEAKER_04 12:30

Yeah. That's at least nine.

SPEAKER_03 12:35

Definitely, you you know a lot of people.

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Yeah.

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I do know a lot of people, and most of the ones you just listed are fictional.

SPEAKER_05 12:45

You know fictional people? That's cool. How'd you get introduced to them?

SPEAKER_02 12:49

I don't know the fictional people, the ones that you've come up with that you just named. Three out of the nine people you named are real. The rest are not.

SPEAKER_05 13:04

Oh. Are you gonna break it to them that they're not real? Because we keep hanging around them.

SPEAKER_03 13:08

So Daphne, are they in the room with you right now?

SPEAKER_02 13:15

I am no longer gonna dignify this shit with an answer.

SPEAKER_04 13:20

Okay. Well, if you'd like to, we can go ahead and move to a game.

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Oh, I I'm dying for a game.

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Great, great. Uh this game is called Hold On, let me finish. Uh what you are going to be doing, it's kind of a reverse shark tank of sorts. Uh, you are going to be pitching me products that are just not not good. Um and it is your goal to convince me and the others here that of the benefits of this product. However that however that works. You know, maybe you find a um a niche community of people who would like this, or you explain why it's not as bad as it sounds. Um however it works, but just uh the goal is basically to convince us that it's a good product.

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Okay. So it's a very bad product. Yes.

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Don't don't go into it with that kind of attitude, or you're never gonna succeed. You're gonna be good.

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Uh so we'll see how this goes. I kind of have no idea how this is gonna go. And it's maybe maybe we do just one round and that's enough, or we do it twice around. Uh what I'm gonna have each of you do is choose a number, 1 to 25, and I will assign you a product based on that. And what I will do is I will just uh message you in the chat, each one of you, uh, with the product description, and then give you all a couple of minutes to prepare something. So uh Daphne, do you want number 13?

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Or I do, I'm afraid.

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Give her the one that you actually placed in 13. Not that it's a good prompt or anything, but it just when I came up with it, I I liked this one. I thought this was a good real fun. There's some of them that were like, oh, how do I come? Maybe I'll do this kind of thing. But uh this one I really like. Um Peike, choose a number. Twenty-five. Twenty-five. And Jerry? Took me to the bottom of the list. Um. Two. Oh Peik, you are going to hate this one. And I am really curious to see how you manage to sell it. Jerry, I don't think you're gonna be a big fan of this one either. Of yours either. Um, okay. Let me give me a minute here. Alright, each of you has been given your product and a brief description. Jerry. I knew he would hate this one. When I wrote it, it was like, I I kind of hope Jerry doesn't take this one because it's so like it's the exact kind of thing that Jerry would hate.

SPEAKER_05 16:41

Well I it's kind of similar to mine. For me.

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Yes, yours is very much when I came up with it, it was like, oh, this is a like this is kind of opaque.

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You ruined Jerry. I really did.

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I'm considering giving him another one.

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I'll take it.

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I I've had I've had to deal with bad people before I can deal with a bad topic, so like I said, I'll give you guys a few minutes to kind of prepare what you want to do.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

I I don't even want to write this down.

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Oh god, Jerry. This is really like you picking eleven and thirteen on Levi's game all over again. It really is. It's like if I could have chosen the most imperfect prompt for Jerry and Pake, it would be these two. Okay, well I think Daphne actually has the easiest job because she's the least like emotionally against her topic.

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Yeah.

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And does that does that imply I'm the most emotionally against my topic? You and Peik. Honestly, once you hear Pakes, you'll you'll understand. Oh okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:27

Oh boy. Wow.

SPEAKER_03 18:34

I would not be a good ad writer. I'm a much better engineer than I am an ad writer. Yeah. Even though, but even though I do come up with topics like, you know, the uh uh set you know setting the scene in in Middle Earth. Set our scene in Middle Earth, yes.

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Over and over and over again.

SPEAKER_04 18:56

Yes. Basically, the way that I'm gonna be judging this is completely subjective. Um a lot of it is just one, how well do you sell it? Even if it's still terrible in the end, how well do you make it seem like this is something that someone out there would appreciate? Um obviously, you know, humor and cleverness are gonna play a part, but are not like they're not the most important thing. It's not like be as you know silly and pun-filled as possible, and that's gonna win. You know that that is It's helpful, but humor is always helpful when it comes to like you know, selling and that kind of thing. But it's more about being able to sell the product. Now I'm wondering what Daphne is laughing about.

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Wouldn't you like to know?

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She either just had a great idea or somebody used a little bit of nitrous oxide in the in the in the guru.

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I got I got it was unjust Robin.

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Damn that unjust Robin. Oh man. No, I'm gonna lean in on mine.

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Good.

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I've I've got you're I got nothing to lose when it comes to.

SPEAKER_04 20:35

You really don't have anything to lose. The only thing you could do is loot not win the game, which means basically nothing. So Yeah, the whole game would mean nothing at that point. That is true.

SPEAKER_02 20:49

Pegue is gonna win anyway. Like I He wins Yeah, he wins a lot of your games.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

Yeah. Can't I don't no, hang on. Because of the subject matter, I have to use a derogatory word. You already used one. Are you already have a used your one for the day?

SPEAKER_04 21:20

I'm gonna do it. Go ahead. Do you have like rollover?

SPEAKER_03 21:27

Um Well I don't plan on talking to many people tomorrow, at least to one day. There you go. There you go. You can just use tomorrow's. Depends on who the meeting is with. Um okay, yeah, it's best best not to use it then. I'm I'm I'm good. So Okay.

SPEAKER_02 21:48

I I I'm ready, Jeff. I I've got I've got a whole spiel now. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_04 21:55

Great. All right. Well, Jerry, you You can kind of keep working on yours if you need to, but I'll go ahead and have Daphne uh start selling.

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SPEAKER_02 23:41

That's great. Peg wants to get one now. But he doesn't have a couch. Do you have a you don't have a couch?

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I do, but I don't use it. It's got it's well right now it's all the more reasonable than keep track of it.

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Things if you don't use it often, you might you you might lose it, you know?

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Peg, is it a receptacle for the things that you don't know what to do with?

SPEAKER_05 24:08

Right now, yeah, pretty much.

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Yeah, that's my table in the kitchen. We don't eat at it, but it's it's holding things right now.

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Yep, that's my my old apartment, my couch was very often the um grocery couch. Like when I come home with bags or anything like that. Um the jacket couch, you know, just take off the jacket and throw it on the couch there. Yep. Um the I'm going to go through this box eventually couch.

SPEAKER_05 24:45

Yep, that all sounds familiar.

SPEAKER_04 24:49

Alright. Uh Pake, you good to go?

SPEAKER_05 24:52

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You come home, you've got your date there with your questioning TV, and you go, where's the couch? Yes. So, Peike, the questioning TV while watching a show asks you questions about the show you're watching. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 26:56

Oh, that is horrendous. That is like not something Peike would ever want.

SPEAKER_04 27:01

That's why I was saying this is such a like personal one for Peike.

SPEAKER_02 27:06

I mute myself now because I don't want to interrupt.

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Okay. I have left movie theaters because the people talking. But only only when they're full. But if they're not, I just move to a separate part of the theater.

SPEAKER_04 27:20

I like the idea of you being on a date with somebody at the theater and just like moving a few stages. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:26

Just no, you they're like, oh, are we going on? No, you stay there. You stay.

SPEAKER_04 27:33

You stay, I have no following. The first date I ever went on, I talked through the whole movie just trying to. I was doing uh like giving like inf it was a movie, and I was giving like background information and stuff like that, trying to like impress her, I think.

SPEAKER_05 27:56

Oh, young Jeff. No. Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 28:05

One of those things where it was like, you know how they filmed that? Oh god. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 28:12

Oh I took I I took a uh date, you know, date to a movie once, and she won, you know, she was real squeamish about like gory scenes. So it's let's make sure this doesn't have any gory scenes, but you know the movie she wanted to see was Ghost Ship? And if you've ever seen that movie opening is like I was floored by that opening.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

Yeah. One of the wildest openings that I've seen.

SPEAKER_04 28:40

I mean, I'm familiar with the movie, but I've never seen it.

SPEAKER_03 28:43

Oh, we gotta watch the cold open after the show. Okay, sure.

SPEAKER_01 28:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:47

One of the wildest openings I've ever seen. Title of My Sex Tape.

SPEAKER_04 28:56

Oh, man. Oh, on that note, let's move on to Jerry's product.

SPEAKER_02 29:03

All right, Jerry. Jerry's cringing.

SPEAKER_03 29:07

Jerry needs a great pass. I'm gonna pass along the cringe.

SPEAKER_04 29:14

This was one that I really hesitated, and then I made it much, much worse with the last two words of the of the prompt.

SPEAKER_03 29:24

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SPEAKER_04 30:06

Oh, that's so great.

SPEAKER_06 30:08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 30:10

Pake and Daphne did a spit take, and they weren't drinking anything.

SPEAKER_02 30:15

No. Honestly, um I feel like these should be commercials in our episode.

SPEAKER_05 30:26

Our new sponsors. Yeah, well, we need we need more sponsors to throw to commercial to when when Jerry's rebooting. So because like Redonovan's been carrying that weight quite a bit. So we need some new newer ones to throw to from time to time.

SPEAKER_03 30:41

Yeah. And I thought of that one just when it hit me, just like it went on the fly, just boom, all the way through. I think that we definitely need to have a uh we're gonna have to get these recorded by someone with a different voice and and insert the main because they're very I'd like that I put the vision of Chihuahua wheelies in your head with Yes, absolutely, because I could see it.

SPEAKER_04 31:14

Just their hind legs just flailing around, thank you for that.

SPEAKER_03 31:26

I mean, I didn't like it, but I ended up kind of liking that one, but it's just I He was like, why would you give this to me?

SPEAKER_05 31:35

Now at the end, he's like, I'll take seven.

SPEAKER_03 31:38

Just put them on random dogs that I find.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 31:43

But there is have you have you seen the thing for cats called Twinkletish? Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

No, I have not.

SPEAKER_03 31:50

It's a metal hook that goes over the base of the tail and it covers the uh the back door with a jewel. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:59

No, I'm not doing that to my cat.

SPEAKER_03 32:01

I'm not doing that to Dante.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

Dante already is grumpy at me. He would that would be it. He would never allow me near him again.

SPEAKER_05 32:11

You want to bedazzle his butthole?

SPEAKER_02 32:13

No, I do not.

SPEAKER_01 32:16

I do not.

SPEAKER_04 32:19

Oh, well, that was a lot of fun. Uh we should do one more each. Let's do it. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 32:27

So please, each of you, choose another number. Uh I don't care what order you go in. Just shout them out.

SPEAKER_05 32:37

Um bet I know what Daphne wants.

SPEAKER_02 32:41

Eleven.

SPEAKER_05 32:42

Right. I was right.

SPEAKER_04 32:44

She told us early on. This is an interesting one because I really left it open to you.

SPEAKER_01 32:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 32:53

Title of the sequel. Take and Jerry.

SPEAKER_03 32:59

I was sixteen. I will do number five.

SPEAKER_04 33:11

And number five for Jerry.

SPEAKER_05 33:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 33:20

Yeah, these are much less there's gonna be much less of a visceral reaction to these.

SPEAKER_03 33:26

I I would use this.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Well that's good. You can definitely sell it. I am very curious to see what Daphne does with this one. Like I said, I really left it up to her.

SPEAKER_02 33:40

Well, you'll see. Or rather, you'll hear it.

SPEAKER_04 33:44

I I will hear it. Probably won't see it. Maybe a little. Oh, I'll see your mouth moving, so I think Paik's is the first one that I came up with, and Jerry's is the last one I came up with.

SPEAKER_05 34:00

Daphne are you typing up your speech, or are you just letting ChatGPT do it for you?

SPEAKER_02 34:06

I am typing up my speech.

SPEAKER_05 34:08

So Paik's having ChatGPT do it for him? Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:13

He is.

SPEAKER_05 34:15

Because you know me. I love AI so much.

unknown 34:18

You do.

SPEAKER_02 34:22

Mine, I actually can relate, go ahead. I can I can relate to the one I have because my brother actually is.

SPEAKER_04 34:32

Oh, so it's doggy truck nothing. Features. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:38

No. So I'm wordsmithing.

SPEAKER_04 34:43

Yeah, full disclosure, I did have Chat GPT help me with some of these, like prompting for ideas.

SPEAKER_01 34:50

As you would.

SPEAKER_04 34:51

And most of them were not good, where I was like, no, no, try again. Let me let me let me give you five examples and you go off of that.

SPEAKER_02 35:03

Yep. I've got. I'm just following a similar formula to what I did the first time. Because I I'm just not very creative. So I have to I have to use what I have, which is any creativity whatsoever that comes to me at the time. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 35:28

So yeah, y'all are writing stuff down. I'm just taking a concept and going like, alright. Got an idea.

SPEAKER_04 35:36

We all have our own ways of doing things. Like, for me, I don't know how I would necessarily work with this, but in general, like if I'm doing something where I'm giving a presentation or a speech or anything like that, I make a handful of bullet points. And then it's just like almost like connect the dots. This is the points that I need to hit, and I'll make my own way as I go from point to point. I can't do like a rehearsed speech or anything like that. It's I I need to kind of you know free jazz it a little bit.

SPEAKER_05 36:12

Yeah, that's kind of like I looked at it, and then once the first idea of how to present it came across my mind that made me giggle, I went, alright, we'll do that.

SPEAKER_04 36:22

Um I resisted the urge to put uh a keyboard that is all the letter P on here.

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Oh, but that would have been fun. Well, you could have made And no one would have gotten the joke except like the three of us, but it could have been And hopefully a lot of our listeners, because they are all bropout subscribers.

SPEAKER_05 36:54

At this point, they better be. We've preached the gospel enough.

SPEAKER_04 37:06

What is a B but an upside down P? What is a Q but a backwards P What is a D?

SPEAKER_02 37:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 37:24

All right. Uh I think Jerry's still working on his Daphne and Paike. Either of you feel like going first?

SPEAKER_02 37:32

Oh yeah, I'm ready. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 37:34

Why don't you go ahead then?

SPEAKER_02 37:37

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SPEAKER_04 38:43

Oh my gosh. I love the leaning into the we have no idea. The entire description of this one. The entire description of this one. Left-handed hat hat. I don't know, you tell me. I just liked the idea. I was trying to come up with a left-handed something. You know? And it was like, what's the what's the kind of thing that like there's absolutely no way that it could be any different, you know?

SPEAKER_02 39:17

And my brother is left-handed, so I know in his life he has like dealt with everything. Like being left-handed, it it's just it's a challenge sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 39:30

Does he go into Burger King or Burger King and ask for a left-handed whopper?

SPEAKER_02 39:35

No, Jerry. No. So I just kind of leaned into that a little bit. And that's the best you're gonna get from me, because I I'm not. It's not my strength. So I just wanted to make you laugh, and I hope I did.

SPEAKER_04 39:58

You did.

SPEAKER_02 39:59

That was the most important thing.

SPEAKER_04 40:01

It's honestly the most important thing in the world is making me laugh. You know, and I'm glad that you recognize that, Daphne. Ten points to Gryffindor. Alright, Pate, are you ready?

SPEAKER_05 40:20

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 40:21

Great.

SPEAKER_05 40:22

Alright. I'm gonna be watching your face to watch you be like, where is he going with this? How does this tie in? Alright. Hey kids. It's summertime, and you're finally out of school. But just because you don't have to go to school doesn't mean your parents don't have to go to work. They're not taking time off to watch your ungrateful ass all day, and they definitely don't trust you to stay home. So what do they do? They send you to your grandparents' house for the week. At least during the days. And it's a lot of great time hanging out with grandgram and peepaw. You got a lot of great stuff you can do, a lot of great activities together. Playing in the yard, going fishing, helping around the house with chores, but there's always one part of their daily routine. You just feel out of place, and you can't be a part of it. And that's the tons and tons of pills they have to take every morning and every evening. And you wonder, how can I join in and have this also be a bonding experience? Introducing the everlasting pills. We will give you pills that not only look like, but actually contain the same ingredients and medical needs and uses that your grandparents' pills do. The caveat though, if we gave you all those things that they took, they would just ravage your little bodies to past the point of recognition. But that's where the everlasting pills come in. They pass through your digestive tract completely intact without any medical release whatsoever. None of the medicine comes out, and they stay the same the way they went in. So they're also reusable. So join in on Medicine Time with Mamma and Peev over and over again. Everlasting pills.

SPEAKER_04 42:23

Oh, so many points for going with the reusable angle. I I wanted to put it in there and I was like, no, I'm gonna let whoever gets this one uh ideally find that for themselves.

SPEAKER_03 42:37

Yeah, I I would have I would have called them maybe self-recycling or something like that.

SPEAKER_04 42:45

Oh I do like that your grandmother's name changed from grandgram to mama.

SPEAKER_05 42:53

It's doing it.

SPEAKER_04 42:54

It's a polycule.

SPEAKER_05 42:55

It's a very progressive polycule.

SPEAKER_04 42:59

Geriatric polycule. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 43:05

Oh, there we go. There we go.

SPEAKER_04 43:08

That was good. I really was. I was sitting here wondering where is this going? Not going to school, parents going to work. Where is he going? Where is it going?

SPEAKER_03 43:22

Everlasting pills. Oh my god. I already know mine won't be as good as that.

SPEAKER_02 43:29

Do you guys know that I just looked up what a geriatric polycule is?

SPEAKER_05 43:36

Do they have a different term for it?

SPEAKER_02 43:38

Do they have a picture?

SPEAKER_05 43:39

A gray clump.

SPEAKER_02 43:44

A network of older adults, often 60 plus, engaged in consensual non monogamy or complex, interconnected, polyamorous relationship webs.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

Yes. That would be a polycule. That would be a geriatric polycule. That makes sense. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

There we go. Again. You've learned so much from Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_03 44:07

Yeah, and kids, this is how SPDs get spread at the home. Not if you're careful. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 44:13

You can take a pill for it. You won't do anything. You can. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 44:20

Okay. Alrighty.

SPEAKER_02 44:23

Alright, Jerry. Close. Take us home, Jerry. Take us home.

SPEAKER_03 44:27

This won't be as good as the Chihuahua wheelies. Okay. Just sell it. Okay. We all love the rain, but we don't get we don't love getting caught out in it. But have you ever gotten caught in the rain outside Zurich? Did you also forget your lunch as well? Well, we have the solution for you. From Cheese Co. comes the Swiss Cheese Umbrella. Where we solve two problems, keeping the rain off your head and get getting rid of your hunger. That's the Swiss cheese umbrella. Legal disclaimer. Holes in cheese fabric are unavoidable as this is how the cheese is made. That's cheese. That's the Swiss cheese umbrella from Cheeseco. Get yours today.

SPEAKER_05 45:16

Now I know these are like game answers, so I was not gonna interrupt. You know, let Jerry do his thing, but there's so badly I went to the beginning of his when he said, Do you like you don't like getting caught in the rain? I was like, not unless I have a pina colada.

SPEAKER_06 45:30

That's a different story.

SPEAKER_03 45:37

Oh, now that I think about it, I could have I could have worked escape in there. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 45:45

Oh my goodness. You know. I'm trying to figure out how I want to judge this. This honestly, these were all fantastic. They really were. Uh I was very impressed with Jerry's ability to come around on doggy truck nuts. Uh I really enjoyed Pake like the background seething on the product when he was like the worst person in the world. Uh honestly, I'm gonna give this to Daphne. This this was What? You really leaned into it. You it was very funny, very clever. It was it w it was really it was really good.

SPEAKER_02 46:43

I can be funny sometimes.

SPEAKER_04 46:44

Oh, you absolutely can. Yes.

SPEAKER_02 46:47

Especially when I'm tired and I don't and I just decide I don't care and I just have to come up with something.

SPEAKER_04 46:53

So now that you win, now that you've won, the game is you know a good game. So it matters now.

SPEAKER_02 47:05

Oh in this game, this game, um Jeff put a lot of thought into it. You didn't come up with the game.

SPEAKER_04 47:15

You didn't do any work at all, Pake. I provided you with a copy for your advertisement.

SPEAKER_02 47:22

No.

SPEAKER_04 47:22

Yeah. Well, I deducted points because you cheated. Oh, honestly, this was one of those games that it was like really kind of a let's see how this goes kind of thing. And it went really well. I really enjoyed I really enjoyed everything that you guys had. You know, we've had we've had really good ones. Our our movie pitch uh episode was one of my favorites to listen to. Um, and then on the opposite side of that you had our Christmas episode where we tried desperately to come up with puns and failed miserably.

unknown 48:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:12

Before you know it, we'll be recording a Christmas episode again. We didn't do one last year.

SPEAKER_03 48:18

Yeah, we didn't do one.

SPEAKER_04 48:19

We didn't do one. We didn't manage to get one out last year.

SPEAKER_02 48:23

I think we need to this year.

SPEAKER_05 48:26

Yes, we need two. We'll do two of them. We'll do two. One for last one.

SPEAKER_02 48:31

Maybe we'll do one that's like a cliffhanger.

SPEAKER_04 48:34

Ooh.

SPEAKER_02 48:36

And come back the following week with like part two.

SPEAKER_04 48:40

Previously on Buffalo Buffalo.

SPEAKER_05 48:47

He's wheeling! The Chihuahua's wheeling! He's wheeling! Will they make it out?

SPEAKER_03 48:54

Find out next time. Oh my god. Yeah, but I I do like the the that I the the picture of Chihuahua's wheeling chihuahua wheels.

SPEAKER_04 49:04

It's fantastic. I'm really I'm picturing it.

SPEAKER_03 49:11

It's like carrying something that was meant for a dog twenty to thirty times its size.

SPEAKER_04 49:17

Oh my god. Well, thank you so much for humoring me with this game. This was this was one of my proud.

SPEAKER_02 49:25

This was super fun. I enjoyed it. I would have enjoyed it even if I didn't win because I just it was fun.

SPEAKER_04 49:35

Yes, it was.

SPEAKER_02 49:37

I picked good numbers for myself.

SPEAKER_04 49:39

I think you did. I think you did. I definitely had some like like I said, that last one was very much you run with it. You tell me, you know, I can't I like the idea of a left-handed hat, but I have no way to describe it, you know. And you leaned into that with that.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

I just leaned into it being this I mean, honestly, I took that as the slogan and made it because it doesn't make sense to me. A left-handed hat. There's no reason for a hat to have anything to do with that. Like it shouldn't affect it.

SPEAKER_04 50:13

And so But it somehow does.

SPEAKER_02 50:16

I I just wanted it to be ridiculous.

SPEAKER_04 50:21

So it was ridiculous. Congratulations.

SPEAKER_02 50:26

Thank you. Well, if you've enjoyed listening to this tonight, not every episode is like this. Some episodes are awful. Awful.

SPEAKER_03 50:39

See flip marrying.

SPEAKER_02 50:41

We play lots of different games, um, different types of games. Sometimes they're improv-based, sometimes they're question trivia-based, sometimes, yeah. It just goes all over the place. So if you like it, follow us on Facebook and Instagram at Buffalo Buffalo Podcast, or you can go to our website, Buffalo BuffaloPad.

SPEAKER_04 51:08

How do you spell that?

SPEAKER_02 51:09

Or you can go. Or you can go to our website. You can go to our website, Buffalo Buffalo Podcast.com. It's got all the links you'll ever need, which is basically the podcast itself and links to our Facebook.

SPEAKER_05 51:26

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SPEAKER_03 51:33

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SPEAKER_02 51:47

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SPEAKER_05 52:12

Yeah, don't forget the doggy truck nuts. What are we gonna be next time if we're Buffalo Buffalo? Until next time.

SPEAKER_00 52:17

It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 52:22

Off loop, off loop.

SPEAKER_03 52:24

Okay, yeah. Bye son.