BBP 112: Typhoid Jerry

The Buffaloes try their hand at being lyricists this week. Can you do as well or better?

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Transcript

SPEAKER_11 0:00

Live from Mariscos El Mono in San Francisco, Mexico.

SPEAKER_01 0:04

It's Buffalo Buffalo. It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 0:23

Welcome once again to the Buffalo Buffalo Podcast. It's kinda like a comedy podcast. I am the game master and runner here this week, Fake, and joined as I always am, no matter what I do, every time, by Daphne, Jeff, and Jerry. Greetings.

SPEAKER_10 0:42

Hello. Hi. If this is kind of like a podcast, a comedy podcast, do I have to be kind of funny? Yes. Shit. Just kind of.

SPEAKER_03 0:55

How about completely funny? How about just funny looking?

SPEAKER_11 0:58

Would that be good enough? Um it'll work for us. I don't know if it'll work for the audience as much.

SPEAKER_03 1:06

Good point.

SPEAKER_10 1:06

Good point. I hadn't thought about that.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

This is an audio podcast, remember?

SPEAKER_10 1:11

Oh, that's right. Yeah, I totally had forgotten.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Oh, don't worry, Jerry. We'll we'll video record it when we're all together in Fort Worth for the festival.

SPEAKER_04 1:24

Fort Worth, Colorado.

SPEAKER_07 1:26

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_11 1:27

For the harvest year.

SPEAKER_03 1:28

Jerry's gonna end up there.

SPEAKER_11 1:30

He's gonna end up in Fort Worth, Colorado. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:34

He's gonna end up there, and we're gonna be in Texas, and he's gonna be in Colorado.

SPEAKER_04 1:40

Oh no, hell no. If we're in Texas, I'm gonna go to Galveston.

SPEAKER_03 1:45

You keep saying that.

SPEAKER_10 1:46

So he's just gonna where are you, Jerry? Galveston. We're not in Galveston, I know. But I'm here.

SPEAKER_03 1:55

It doesn't matter. He's there. You know what I should do?

SPEAKER_04 1:58

I might make a trip up there. Well, no, what I should do is like take the take a couple, like take the additional days like from the weekend, actually fly out to Houston, go to Galveston. Yeah. I mean I swear I think I would do it just for those biscuits and gravy, because I'm telling you, that's that stuff was good.

SPEAKER_11 2:17

They're so good.

SPEAKER_03 2:23

Fun memories in the bungalow bungalow.

SPEAKER_11 2:27

I mean, I'm totally down to do it again sometime. It's easy travel for me, so it's really me. Your court has to wear. I can drive down there all the time. Easy. Uh, but then because now, because last time you guys were here was right before the meow wolf in Houston opened. That's right. It's it's there now, so then we also have that we could do. Yes.

unknown 2:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:48

I'm excited that we get to take you, and I say we because Pig and I've been to Meowwolf in uh Grapevine a bunch of times. I'm excited that we get to take the two of you to the Meow Wolf in Grapevine.

SPEAKER_04 3:02

Well, and and plus I need more uh Bucky's magnets. The I need the location magnet.

SPEAKER_11 3:09

Okay. You can get the Fort Worth one to add to it. Oh right. Yeah, your collection of one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:17

No, but still, but still my favorite thing are the uh like all the British and Norwegian and and Scottish people going to uh Bucky's and getting like these gentlemen, like the brisket sandwiches that are like what the hell is this?

SPEAKER_10 3:31

I have seen so many posts on Reddit about like I just found a Bucky's and like there's like a thousand people at this gas station and I don't know what's going on.

unknown 3:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 3:48

Don't you remember the the the character growth that we've had on this podcast from before Galveston with Jeff being like, what's the big idea about Buckys you all keep talking about? And now he's experienced it and he understands.

SPEAKER_10 4:01

Part of the issue was for approximately a year, the only description I could get out of Daphne is it's great. Not even I'm like, is it uh an amusement park? Is it a restaurant? Kind of you know, it's great. You can't describe it. It's great. You can describe it it's a gas station.

SPEAKER_03 4:27

It's like, no, it's the like 10th or 11th wonder of the world. That's what it really is. And and you can't fight with the soccer fans or the football fans who have been here and been there now because they will have my back in this, in the amazingness that Baki's is.

SPEAKER_09 4:48

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 4:53

So um, I bought a new phone.

SPEAKER_04 4:56

Does it have a sunroof?

SPEAKER_03 5:01

Jerry. Phones don't have sunroofs. And if they did, I would have a permit to operate it.

SPEAKER_10 5:10

Okay, but do they have summer tires?

SPEAKER_03 5:13

Summer case.

SPEAKER_10 5:14

Summer case.

SPEAKER_11 5:16

You gotta switch to the summer case. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 5:21

You guys just derail anything I say. And I don't you know what? I get a break next week because even though we'll have an ep, we'll have an episode out next week, but in the world of the recording timeline, I'm not recording with the three of you next week.

SPEAKER_11 5:42

But you're hanging out with me in person, and I will pick up the splendid.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

Prior to recording, Daphne said, be somewhere where the with the four of you. And I was like, when did we add another guest?

SPEAKER_03 5:57

There's four of us. There's four of us. And it's like a reference that only three of us will get, and one of us pretends it was a fever dream to I'm like, what the fuck was that stuff?

SPEAKER_10 6:12

And it's like correct. That is the correct reaction, yes.

SPEAKER_03 6:18

Yes, and we'll probably watch it again, Jerry, when we're in person, so we can react together in person. Well, probably.

SPEAKER_10 6:26

I usually watch the whole series about once every six months. So Yeah. They only produce what, six episodes every 20 years. Yes. Basically, yeah. Maybe 12, but yeah. So there's all how many total episodes are there? There's six full length, you know, that are half an hour, and then there's six uh original shorts that were like five minutes each. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:53

Which isn't nearly enough. No, it's not, but as far as I'm concerned.

SPEAKER_11 6:58

But very British of them, for sure. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

Very British of them.

SPEAKER_04 7:01

Yeah, those episodes were so freaking weird.

SPEAKER_03 7:07

Yes. That's the point. And you know what? I'm in that time period of my life where weird is good.

SPEAKER_11 7:14

Yes.

SPEAKER_07 7:14

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 7:15

And for those listening to this podcast, going, they have not stated what this is. We're talking about for the past 10 minutes, is don't hug me, I'm scared.

SPEAKER_10 7:23

Yeah. We have mentioned it in the past, the name of it before. Yeah. But yes. Um.

SPEAKER_04 7:28

Yeah, because this may be your first episode.

SPEAKER_10 7:31

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 7:32

We're almost to two. And we're almost to 200 episodes. It's true. It's true.

SPEAKER_03 7:37

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 7:38

Like the Jerry preempts the joke now.

SPEAKER_03 7:41

He continues to spread that narrative. Um, so going back to my phone.

SPEAKER_11 7:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 7:48

It is it is an iPhone.

SPEAKER_11 7:50

She's just going back to her phone.

SPEAKER_03 7:52

It's an iPhone. No, Jerry. It is not a Green Bubble Disease phone. So, you're still the president of Green Bubble Disease in this foursome.

SPEAKER_10 8:06

He's a carrier. He's spread it to the rest of us. He's not affected by it personally. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 8:13

He's basically typhoid Jerry.

SPEAKER_04 8:22

And there's the episode title.

SPEAKER_03 8:27

Um, unless we come up with something better, Jerry, because lately we've got ideally. When you said the episode this week, the that title and tagline, you said, we will not be using this one.

SPEAKER_10 8:45

Anal Bearman.

SPEAKER_11 8:48

It's just I don't even remember how that joke came up. But that's the Carl Urban thing I was thinking about. Yeah, it was Jerry mumbling Aleomere.

SPEAKER_04 8:56

Yeah, that's the Almere guy. And then you heard it again. But it's either it's a combination of me mumbling because I'm tired and your lack of like needing needing hearing aid. But it's more on me than yeah. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

No, it's not about them needing hearing. It's it's the fact that they can't stop talking while you're trying to mumble.

SPEAKER_04 9:20

This is also true.

SPEAKER_03 9:23

But yeah, it's like general observation of the things that happen on this podcast after what, 10 episodes?

SPEAKER_10 9:31

We're on 100 and 200.

SPEAKER_03 9:33

Yeah. This is what I've noticed.

SPEAKER_10 9:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 9:37

Yeah. Yeah. It's what I've noticed.

SPEAKER_04 9:40

Yeah. So one slip of the tongue 32 episodes ago.

SPEAKER_03 9:48

But you keep bringing it up.

SPEAKER_10 9:50

It's all you, Jerry. We have tried to move past it, but you keep bringing it back up again.

SPEAKER_03 9:57

You're setting this up that this episode 200, when we do get to it, has got to be something so spectacular. I don't know what we're going to do. I don't know what friend I'm going to have to phone in to pop in to make it a spectacle that it needs to be.

SPEAKER_10 10:14

You should get working on it.

SPEAKER_03 10:17

You have to. Are you available approximately a year or two from is it two years? Two years from now. Are you available? Well this particular week?

SPEAKER_11 10:27

Because we are going to need someone to pop in and we'll just get the return of Reka Shankar, but she'll actually be here that time. That'd be awesome. I am down for that. Set the goal's high.

SPEAKER_10 10:41

So Colby Minifee's going to be here for a cameo? Sure, why not, Jerry? If you can get that restraining order lifted, you know.

SPEAKER_04 10:49

There's no restraining order. Stop spreading that rumor.

SPEAKER_03 10:58

I mean, you're the one who keeps going on and on for some odd reason.

SPEAKER_10 11:02

Yes. I think I've come to a conclusion. I think I've figured out what the reason is. I think I figured out cracked that code. I've cracked I've cracked the code, and I think I've figured out what it is that all of these women have in common.

SPEAKER_07 11:22

Hmm.

SPEAKER_10 11:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 11:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 11:27

I'm not going to say what it is. I don't want to spoil the mystery. I want I want everybody out there to try and come up with it the answer themselves.

SPEAKER_03 11:35

Yeah, well everyone out there who's listening. Yes. All five of you. Would you tell us what you think the reason is? Because nobody's really interested in it. Yeah. Let us know. Leave a comment.

SPEAKER_07 11:52

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 11:54

So for the third time, hey, do you have a game for us?

SPEAKER_10 11:57

Nah. Okay, well then let's go back to other things again.

SPEAKER_03 12:01

Okay. We can talk about other stuff. Um I decorated my suitcase because the last time I traveled, someone walked off with my suitcase. And when I did get it back, it didn't have the tag on it anymore. Well, I've come up with what I think is a great method to keep it distinct enough from everyone else's.

SPEAKER_10 12:28

She has coded it in honey.

SPEAKER_03 12:31

No.

SPEAKER_11 12:32

No, those little uh like ink things that if somebody tries to tamper with it, it's dye in their packs.

SPEAKER_03 12:38

Yes. I was concerned about it getting on my clothes, so I had to the testing on that did not work.

SPEAKER_07 12:44

Good point, good point.

SPEAKER_03 12:45

So I bought uh some multicolored Sharpie markers, and I have decorated my suitcase with lots of doodles.

SPEAKER_10 12:54

Nice. Nice.

SPEAKER_03 12:56

So cheese doodles? Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 12:58

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 12:58

Cheese doodles.

SPEAKER_11 12:59

There's just a lot of cheese dust all over the cheese.

SPEAKER_04 13:03

No, but uh on a more on a actually uh a a note on that one, you should buy some uh like some art sealant for like what these were uh charcoal drawings, and then actually spray that stuff on there to seal it out. Oh, that's a good idea. That is a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 13:18

That is a great idea.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

That's a great idea, Jimmy. No, it's just like a it's a spray sealant.

SPEAKER_03 13:25

I I've used it before, so well, someone had said I should put stickers on it, but it's one of those textured suitcases, so the stickers won't stag.

SPEAKER_11 13:35

Yeah, I've had the issue with mine.

SPEAKER_03 13:37

There's oh and honestly, I was so mad the last time, like when it got taken. Oh yes, so mad I was I was gonna come back and spray paint it.

SPEAKER_10 13:46

Like And then spray paint them.

SPEAKER_03 13:51

That's perfect. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_11 13:54

But no She told them number 11. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 13:57

I did. No, I didn't, but oh my god, it was so ridiculous. It I oh and I missed my bus. Like it was just oh, it was not good.

SPEAKER_10 14:09

Well, thankfully they they came back and brought it, you know, as opposed to it being like, you know, days later kind of thing or something.

SPEAKER_03 14:18

Yeah. Yeah, it's I traveled too with I have an air tag inside the suitcase. I think Peik had told me um back when the pandemic was lifting and travel was becoming a thing again, that he travels with one. So I like being able to track my my stuff. Yes. I want to know what's on the plane with me.

SPEAKER_11 14:42

It's it's great. The only downside is that like it realizes when I'm traveling, and then like for like a couple days every time I leave the hotel. Your bag's been left and I was like, I know. I know it's I'm not taking now.

SPEAKER_03 14:56

Mine says Mi's luggage.

SPEAKER_10 14:58

Mies luggage.

SPEAKER_03 14:59

Me's luggage. Yeah. I'm like, yes, I know. Or my MacBook, like it has attached to my MacBook too, so it's like, you're leaving all of these things.

SPEAKER_10 15:09

And it's like I remember when we were in Galveston, every time we would leave the bungalow, I would get an alert that my MacBook had been left behind. And it's like, no, it hasn't been left behind. It's been left where it belongs.

SPEAKER_03 15:24

Yeah. I'm not gonna carry it around in Moody Gardens with the animals.

SPEAKER_04 15:29

Yeah. Um I was gonna say, the only time I've ever been separated from my suitcase is when I was coming back from Atlanta. And I was supposed to go to Atlanta, Denver, Fresno, only the plane that I was supposed to take to Denver had uh they were doing their pre-flight inspection and found out that the front, the front wheels were missing a couple of uh bolts that they had kind of. The front wheels are missing. Yeah, missing a couple of bolts. So I I went home via Chicago, so Atlanta, Chicago, Fresno, and then my bag ended up going to Denver later, but I was able, you know, the and they brought it back to me, you know, it's just the the standard stuff, but yeah. Yeah. So I arrived home on a Sunday night, and I didn't get my bag back till Tuesday morning.

SPEAKER_03 16:17

Well, I found out was it today? No, yesterday, that United is now flying direct from Portland to San Francisco. One day a week.

SPEAKER_10 16:30

Yep. Yep.

SPEAKER_03 16:31

Saturdays.

SPEAKER_10 16:33

So Daphne's gonna come and visit.

SPEAKER_04 16:36

Yeah, I keep telling Daphne, I say you gotta come here when it's 105 so you can get no. So you can get popcorn. Yeah, so yeah. No, no. Popcorn on the cob.

SPEAKER_03 16:49

Yeah, but I was Jerry, do you have a Buckeys?

SPEAKER_04 16:52

I want one.

SPEAKER_03 16:54

Okay. Um, you don't have a Buckeys.

SPEAKER_10 16:57

You don't have a Whataburger.

SPEAKER_03 16:58

Um you don't have a Whataburger. Um you don't have a Meow Wolf.

SPEAKER_10 17:06

Um what what is there possibly in Fresno for her to do, Jerry? I mean, there's no culture there the only things that are worth definitely doing are the things that are around Paik. Apparently. I guess nothing else is worth doing.

SPEAKER_03 17:24

Do you dispute that?

SPEAKER_10 17:26

Do I dispute that the only thing worth doing is stuff that surrounds Paik? Yes, I think I do.

SPEAKER_03 17:32

I'm asking Peak if he disputes it. Um no, those are just the things I've you know, when the pandemic started waning, the first trip that I took the first trip that I took was to Texas because that was the first skating competition that they were having post lockdown, and that was when I met Paik. It was like 2021, I think. Um, when we got to meet in person. I'm just used to doing those things. But I will come to Fresno, we will have a meetup in Fresno or San Francisco or somewhere that Jerry will come to. Jerry, could you come to San Francisco? Because also I feel like we should go to Fresno. I don't know. I want you guys to come here.

SPEAKER_10 18:23

Right, we can have to do much less much more convenient for her.

SPEAKER_03 18:30

Hey, I have made it pretty excit. I mean, it's pretty exciting. I can show you Stephen King's house.

SPEAKER_11 18:39

We can she got a key made.

SPEAKER_03 18:44

We can go see uh Sam, Penny, and the other New England zets. Um there's other places we can go. We can go back to Salem. That's true if you want. In a non-October.

SPEAKER_11 19:02

Yeah, maybe in when it's not the week before Halloween. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

Or December. Um other time. Um I feel like we're doing all these fun little meetups everywhere, and eventually what's gonna happen is we're just gonna rotate through where we live.

SPEAKER_09 19:24

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

And just be like, okay, this year we're gonna go, it's the Texas rotation, and then next year it'll be the San Francisco Fresno location, and then you can come to the Boston area.

SPEAKER_10 19:36

Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 19:38

And come up to see me. And we can And me's luggage.

SPEAKER_11 19:43

Oh, that'll be fun.

SPEAKER_03 19:45

Um, and hang out with Rob and Joe.

SPEAKER_10 19:49

Wait, who?

SPEAKER_03 19:51

Who? Rob and Joe.

SPEAKER_10 19:53

Oh, Rob and Joe. I thought you said Rob and Joe.

SPEAKER_03 19:57

And it was like, I did say Rob and Joe. So we'll So if you if you like what you've heard, our episode is over now. We've we've been talking the whole time.

SPEAKER_10 20:10

Um wait, I found one.

SPEAKER_06 20:16

Oh, good.

unknown 20:18

Oh.

SPEAKER_10 20:20

It was under some stuff. Oh, yeah. It can be hard when games do that.

SPEAKER_11 20:24

Yep, I found it.

SPEAKER_03 20:25

They sprout legs and walk around.

SPEAKER_10 20:27

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 20:28

It can be quite difficult when that happens.

SPEAKER_11 20:31

Yeah. Right. Okay. This one's got a preamble. We know the people. Yeah. Alright, are we ready? The Beatles. Elvis Presley. Michael Jackson. Beyonce. There are many artists who have been considered the greatest and the most influential cultural touchstones that have impacted human history in major ways. But none of these hold the cultural significance, the pure mastery and brilliance of one of the greatest supergroups of all time. One with the staying power for generations. The traveling wheelberries, no. Crosby still Nash and Young, fucking who? Wait, the who? I'm talking I'm talking about the greatest musical act of all time. Legends through and through, with a catalog large enough to stun all who dare to question their prowess.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

Are you talking about sex with bomb?

SPEAKER_11 21:44

Kids Bop. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 21:47

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 21:48

These magical immortal beings have taken the songs that we all know and made them into the most incredible covers that us and the children. In our lives can cherish forever. And they aren't afraid of any song. They'll cover anything. Just have to change a few lyrics here and there, like the absolute masterful scribes that they are. And voila! Perfectly appropriate for all ages. There have been tons of lyrics that they have not edited, but perfected. Made better even. And that is the game we are playing today.

SPEAKER_04 22:27

Okay. I got a I had to say this because it is apropos to the the kids pop. There was a show in the 80s when I was in high school called Kids Incorporated. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:43

Yep. Ryan Lambert.

SPEAKER_04 22:48

Stacy Ferguson.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

Yes, Martica.

SPEAKER_04 22:52

Martika and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yep.

SPEAKER_11 23:00

So the game we are playing today. I will give you the original song lyrics to a song that Kids Bop has done. Oh I love it. I want you to predict what changes, if any, will be made to those lyrics. Oh my god. By these wonderful bopping kids.

SPEAKER_03 23:26

Wow, Pank. You've really outdone yourself this part.

SPEAKER_11 23:30

Now, closest to the correct change in lyrics gets the point. Or if I can't really determine a closest, then just whichever one I like the most. It's willy-nilly point system. We always love that. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 23:45

Usually that favis Jeff. But we'll see.

SPEAKER_10 23:50

I don't know, because I feel like it's often my games that have that willy-nilly scoring system.

SPEAKER_03 23:58

So I may have an advantage just simply because that is what the girls listen to.

SPEAKER_09 24:06

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_03 24:07

They're not allowed to listen to some of the more risk like risque songs, but they can listen to the kids bot version. Yeah. Maybe. Or not.

SPEAKER_11 24:20

We'll see. I don't know. I will give you the lyrics. I will also copy and paste them into our chat here on Zoom for you to look at. Can you put them on Discord instead?

SPEAKER_10 24:29

That would be much more helpful.

SPEAKER_11 24:33

And then I will tell you actually how many points are on the board for each one because some of them have multiple corrections that you can try to figure out. Okay. So yeah. We will start. Let me go ahead and copy and paste in the chat. The first one, and then I'll read it, of course, for our listeners here. So this first one is Sabrina Carpenter Espresso. There will be two things I'm looking for in this one. The lyrics are I can't relate to desperation. My givea fucks are on vacation. And I got this one boy, and he won't stop calling. When they act this way, I know I got 'em.

SPEAKER_09 25:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 25:25

So should I just write like the correction, or do you want me to write the entire thing?

SPEAKER_11 25:30

Uh however you want to do it, honestly. It's like, as long as you can kind of get a point across of like, and then if you need to explain something a little bit, but hopefully you get the point across of what you think the changes were made.

SPEAKER_00 25:47

You can't hear Desmond, can you?

SPEAKER_11 25:49

I can, and I'm wondering, he's got a lot to say.

SPEAKER_03 25:52

Is he purring or what?

SPEAKER_10 25:55

That's his meow. Wow. That is a crunchy meow. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_03 26:01

Hi, Desmond.

unknown 26:05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10 26:08

It really is. It sounds like a bird. Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Okay, I am prepared.

SPEAKER_04 26:21

Okay. Um I am writing my I'm sorry. He's been he's been a little bit different. He doesn't want his churus anymore for some reason. Not even blood sugars.

SPEAKER_11 26:35

Alright. Okay.

SPEAKER_09 26:38

Alright.

SPEAKER_11 26:40

And we will reveal, and I guess we can kind of like present as you want to. Because that way instead of me just trying to look and so uh Daphne, what do you have?

SPEAKER_03 26:52

I have my givea care is on vacation. I got this one friend who won't stop calling.

SPEAKER_10 27:02

Yeah. Blah blah blah blah blah. Also, my givea cares are on vacation, and then at the end I know he's awesome.

SPEAKER_04 27:12

Okay. Okay. And I wrote like my givea fucks changed to uh sorry, my give a fucks. I was muted. It's like changed to my give a darn, and I got this one boy says, I got this one friend.

SPEAKER_11 27:32

Alright, so the way we'll do this here is both points to Daphne, she got it 100%. It is my give a care is on vacation, and then I got this one friend, and they won't stop Colin. So Jerry and Jeff get one point next for getting those other parts. Yay! Alright.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

Oh I was only lucky that that's one that I've heard because Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 27:59

Alright, this next one is uh the song Stateside by Pink Panthras. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 28:06

Can't wait for this one.

SPEAKER_10 28:08

I've never heard of this artist before.

SPEAKER_11 28:13

Of course, the lyrics being what can I say? What can I do? I'm trying to be the girl that you're talking to, and maybe you can be my American hot hot boy. You can be my American hot hot boy. And there's one change that I'm looking for here. It's Armenian hot hot boy. I'm wondering if I come across the exact opposite problem I had where I was like, oh, this should be plenty, and then I ran out. I didn't have enough. Now I'm wondering, did I do too many? Is this gonna be a long one? I don't know, we'll see. There's 15 that I have.

SPEAKER_10 28:50

Okay. I think that's more than enough.

SPEAKER_03 28:56

I mean, because we talked for 25 minutes.

SPEAKER_10 28:59

We did.

SPEAKER_03 29:00

Before we even played.

SPEAKER_10 29:01

Mostly because Peg said there was no game, and so we tried to you know.

SPEAKER_03 29:05

To keep it going.

SPEAKER_11 29:07

Yes. Just stretch it out.

SPEAKER_03 29:10

Yeah. It's what we do when we have to.

SPEAKER_10 29:14

One second.

SPEAKER_03 29:17

I think.

SPEAKER_10 29:19

This is what I'm going with.

SPEAKER_03 29:22

Alyssa Leo skated to this. Was her big thing, and then the dance like became viral. Heard the opening of her skating program. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 29:34

Alright, is everybody locked in? Locked and loaded. Alright, so Jeff, I'll have you go first on this.

SPEAKER_10 29:41

I went with American best best friend.

SPEAKER_11 29:44

Okay. Uh Jerry, what do we have?

SPEAKER_04 29:47

I have American hot hot dog. I like that. I considered that.

SPEAKER_10 29:55

Daphne, what do you have?

SPEAKER_03 29:58

Um, and maybe you can be my American ha ha boy, which I think is right.

SPEAKER_11 30:05

That is correct. It is ha ha boy. Oh, that makes perfect sense. You have to It is in the lyrics of the song as well. Like they use some. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:16

You have to understand the kids bop way of.

SPEAKER_11 30:21

They kind of have their own little They do.

SPEAKER_03 30:24

Like it it they don't change it that much. It's kind of like it's better than when they change shit to it. Is like what happens with music. Um it it's more than that, but it's less than you think as far as what they change.

SPEAKER_11 30:45

Most of the time. Most of the time.

SPEAKER_03 30:46

Sometimes they just I haven't heard any version of Old Town Road, but I can imagine if they did do a version of Old Town Road, it would be completely different.

SPEAKER_07 30:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 31:00

So that is another point for Daphne for getting that. And if she didn't get that though, then I was like, I I like the the the other answers that I think hot dog wouldn't have gotten the fun one. Um all right, next one, we'll keep it moving, uh, is the song I'm the one by DJ Khaled, featuring Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne. And I'm pulling specifically from the Lil Wayne verse, which uh the lines are bitch, you blow my high. That's like turning gold to bronze, roll my eyes. And when she on the Molly, she a zombie. She think we Clyde and Bonnie, but it's more like Whitney and Bobby. Oh my god, there are seven changes. Three of them that I'm looking for in here.

SPEAKER_03 31:48

Oh god. Okay, you're pasting it because I won't I don't even remember half of what you said. Because I've never heard that song.

SPEAKER_11 32:00

Yeah, that is why I have them in Zoom chat for you guys to reference.

SPEAKER_10 32:08

Oh I don't this last one is tough.

SPEAKER_11 32:21

Yeah, um good luck with that. It's just when we get there, when we reveal. Sometimes I wonder what they're thinking.

SPEAKER_04 32:39

Oh my god. Okay, I'm doing the best I can with this one.

SPEAKER_03 32:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 32:46

Okay. Just lit waiting for a third, okay, and Jerry's locked.

SPEAKER_03 32:52

Oh, I'm not. I no, I'm not done. I'm gonna give you something that twenty. I'm giving you a I'm no, I'm gonna give you a masterpiece.

SPEAKER_07 33:03

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_10 33:07

I'm not giving you a masterpiece.

SPEAKER_04 33:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 33:17

Daphne is still crafting.

SPEAKER_11 33:21

Yeah. Can't rush art, Dick. You're right. You're right.

SPEAKER_03 33:30

You can't. And I feel like this is gonna be because I have actually not a clue. So I'm coming up with this on the fly.

SPEAKER_10 33:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 33:39

Yeah, I'm coming with a few.

SPEAKER_10 33:40

As opposed to us who were using the lyrics that were written online.

SPEAKER_04 33:44

Yeah. What? Definitely if maybe you uh definitely if you're doing it on the fly, it'd be very hard to read, plus it'd be flying.

SPEAKER_10 33:51

Would be a little bit would be difficult.

SPEAKER_04 33:55

That's why I wrote mine on a bumblebee. It's a little bit bigger. I used a moth. A moth?

SPEAKER_07 34:01

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 34:02

Yeah. Oh, we've had some moths around here that are like the they're about as big as my hand.

SPEAKER_10 34:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:08

They're huge.

SPEAKER_10 34:10

That's called mothra.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

Okay. Okay. Oh my god. Oh no, I'm not gonna say that joke. Okay. Sounds good. No. Yeah, it's better if I don't say it. Alright. I've never even heard this song or heard of this song before. But of course, you know, we are we are an educational podcast.

SPEAKER_11 34:35

Yeah. We're learning a lot of things today.

SPEAKER_10 34:38

The question is whether any of these 15 will be songs that I've ever heard of.

SPEAKER_11 34:44

Oh, yeah. Well.

SPEAKER_04 34:47

Because so far we're over three. Yeah. I'm two for three because I knew the first two.

SPEAKER_11 34:54

I think so.

SPEAKER_04 34:54

And I only knew the second one because of Elisa Liu.

SPEAKER_10 35:02

Uh definitely, it's gonna be time for Jerry to get up soon.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:12

Did I was I closing? Okay. I was closing my eyes, wasn't I?

SPEAKER_10 35:17

I don't know. I wasn't paying attention to you.

SPEAKER_04 35:21

No, really. Was I closing my eyes?

SPEAKER_10 35:24

I honestly don't know. I was not looking.

SPEAKER_04 35:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 35:28

Okay, I've given up because I don't I don't want to take any more time. But I I think I've done a great job. Okay. All right at giving us something different.

SPEAKER_11 35:36

For last then.

SPEAKER_03 35:37

Because I have no idea what this is. What this song is. Well, it's a song. So I've made up my own lyrics.

SPEAKER_10 35:45

Oh my god, what did she do? She wrote an entire new song.

SPEAKER_04 35:49

Alright, Jerry, we'll start with you. Let's see. Okay. Bitch, you blow my high. This is change to friend you blew my mind. Okay. And then uh, and when she when she on the Molly, she's a zombie. And I says, and when she's feeling jolly, she's a folly. Okay. That's it. I did. There were three. Oh shit. Um. She thinks we quiet and Bonnie.

SPEAKER_06 36:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_04 36:23

I thought I skipped the last one.

SPEAKER_11 36:27

Okay. Daphne, what do we have here?

SPEAKER_03 36:31

Alright. I couldn't come up with another thing.

SPEAKER_06 36:33

Jesus!

SPEAKER_03 36:35

Okay. Girl, you're up in the sky. You're like Diamonds on Lucy, up so high. And when you're in the clouds and so proud, I think we're Jack and Diane. You think we're dot dot dot. Because I didn't have enough time to come up with something else. So I just rewrote the entire thing because I was committed to doing more than three.

SPEAKER_10 37:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 37:01

I had to rewrite the whole thing. Yes, you did. I noticed to be rewritten.

SPEAKER_10 37:05

Well, yeah. Some people would say that some people would say that every Lil Wayne song needs to be rewritten.

SPEAKER_03 37:13

Sometimes. In this case, I knew that I didn't know the song. I'd never heard of it, so I decided to write the whole thing over in my own way.

SPEAKER_11 37:22

It's um an interesting strategy. Um old strategy.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

I think so.

SPEAKER_11 37:27

When I'm looking for specific lyric changes, and you go all of them. But okay.

SPEAKER_10 37:33

Okay. Well, because Girl You Blow My Mind, uh When She at the Mall. And more like Frankie and Johnny.

SPEAKER_11 37:47

Alright. Uh I'm going to give Daphne zero points.

SPEAKER_03 37:54

Uh for all that. All that effort to make you laugh, and it didn't work.

SPEAKER_11 38:00

But you didn't get any of them right. Yeah. Um, I will give you a lot of. So Jerry and Jeff will get one point each for correctly getting the yeah, you blow my mind. Okay. And you have different versions of that, yeah, but the blow my mind was in there. I will give you that one. Um then from there. And when she hears this sh song, she dances crazy. Okay. Is the second part. And then the end, I don't know what they're going with. They're like, kids don't understand who any of these references are, so we're just gonna do something completely off the wall. She thinks I'm like a party, but she's really more a smarty. Sure. I g I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 38:48

Funny enough, funny enough, my friend is at a Lil Wayne concert tonight.

SPEAKER_10 38:56

That is funny. Hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 38:59

Yeah. The funny part is Lil Wayne never showed up. The opening act played, and Lil Wayne never on on brand.

SPEAKER_11 39:08

Both on brand. Yeah. This next one uh comes from the song Who Do You Love by the Chain Smokers, featuring five seconds of summer. And the lyrics are gonna be here. Found cigarettes in your Fendi coat, even though you don't even smoke. Always changing your access codes. Yeah, I can tell you no one knew.

SPEAKER_10 39:33

And how many corrections do we have?

SPEAKER_11 39:36

There will be three that I'm looking for. And sometimes their corrections are the smallest little things.

SPEAKER_10 39:43

I'm trying to even understand what that last line means. I can tell you oh, oh, okay, I get it. I can tell you that no one knew. Got it.

SPEAKER_09 39:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 39:53

I was trying to figure out was like tell you no one knew.

SPEAKER_11 40:00

Like I'll give you a little hint, all of you, for that line, in a rare, and I'm not even joking, in a rare twist of fame. I think Kids Bop actually fixed that line and made it better for real. Made it make more sense. So I'll give y'all that. And then in other lines they say they change to things that don't make sense, but that's how Kids Bop rolls sometimes.

SPEAKER_03 40:25

Some of them are real stupid, to be honest.

SPEAKER_11 40:31

Yeah, some of those are in here.

SPEAKER_04 40:34

Hang on, I I got a problem. What'd you what did you do? Jesus Christ, dude.

SPEAKER_00 40:42

This is a staying in Don't do that again.

SPEAKER_04 40:54

Sorry about that. Everything good? Yeah, he's good.

SPEAKER_03 40:58

He's just stepping where he shouldn't have, so Oh, well, we're keeping it in, Jerry. What did you do?

SPEAKER_04 41:11

What did you do? Including the crunchy meow?

SPEAKER_02 41:18

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:19

Crunchy Meow is gonna be the new theme song.

SPEAKER_11 41:24

I'm gonna add dun dunno It's Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo.

SPEAKER_03 41:38

You laugh, but I totally could detect it.

SPEAKER_08 41:41

Oh, I believe you will.

SPEAKER_03 41:46

Oh, I gotta put write that down, actually.

SPEAKER_10 41:50

Okay, I just went with this. I don't think any of it's right, but that's okay. Because we're having fun. Yes.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

This is so dumb.

SPEAKER_11 42:05

You might have a chance.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

Okay. Let's go with this.

SPEAKER_11 42:13

Alright. And Daphne, are you locked in as well?

SPEAKER_02 42:16

I am ready.

SPEAKER_11 42:18

Start with you then, Daphne. What we got?

SPEAKER_03 42:21

Found someone's name in your Fendi coat, even though you don't even know. Da da da. Yeah, I can tell. You know I know. I knew. You know I knew.

SPEAKER_11 42:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 42:37

Jeff. I went with found money in your winter coat, even though you don't even work. Ah yes. And yeah, I can tell you no one cares.

SPEAKER_03 42:51

I like that, Jeff.

SPEAKER_10 42:53

That is fun.

SPEAKER_03 42:54

I think that's great.

SPEAKER_11 42:56

Jerry, what do we have here for you?

SPEAKER_03 43:00

Desmond barfed on the floor.

SPEAKER_04 43:05

Found Candy in your rainy coat, even though you quit it all. Always changing your t-shirt types, and then yeah, you yeah, I can tell no one now.

SPEAKER_11 43:16

So this is another kid's bop version that Daphne clearly has heard and listened to.

SPEAKER_05 43:21

Yep.

SPEAKER_11 43:22

I have three on that one. Which found someone's name in your Fendi coat. Because that's how if some if you're cheating on somebody You would write their name on paper, right. Absolutely. The person you're cheating with is going to write your name on your clothing articles. Even though you don't even know, which what? Maybe that's why the code is a good idea.

SPEAKER_03 43:48

You don't know your own name.

SPEAKER_11 43:50

The last line, which actually is a better line, strangely enough, with Kids Bob, is yeah, I can tell you know I knew. Because, yeah, why would you be hiding things? Unless you were like already like, oh, they're on to me. I was like, in a rare turn of events, Kids Bob had a line that makes sense for the story better than what that was. Alright. I might skip some that aren't as fun, but I do want to do this one. It comes from the song Team by Lord.

SPEAKER_04 44:23

Yeah. Did Jeff and I blank on that one? Yes.

SPEAKER_11 44:27

When Daphne nails it, it's like, well because of my nieces.

SPEAKER_03 44:33

And they Yeah. They don't.

SPEAKER_07 44:38

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 44:39

I never know what they're what they're listening to, but that happened to be one.

SPEAKER_11 44:44

So yeah, the song Team by Lord. Um there'll be two corrections I'm looking for here. Dancing around the lies we tell, dancing around big eyes as well, even the comatose, they don't dance and tell.

SPEAKER_02 45:00

Alright. I have not heard this one.

SPEAKER_11 45:03

Oh, I have a chance. Yeah, it's one that Daphne doesn't know, so she'll just write a completely new song.

SPEAKER_03 45:10

No. No, that didn't work out well for me last time. So no, you don't get that much out. You're not getting that much effort again.

SPEAKER_10 45:20

You know that thing that you didn't ask for, Pake? You're not getting it again.

SPEAKER_06 45:24

Oh no.

SPEAKER_10 45:29

I will say it's more impressive to rewrite the whole lyrics. It's just also not the game.

SPEAKER_03 45:39

Alright, that's my guess. It's wrong.

SPEAKER_11 45:42

Who can shoot the most basketballs into this hoop? Well, I polished the hoop. I cleaned up the hoop and I repainted the bathboard. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 45:54

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_04 45:56

Oh my god. Am I ever throwing spag you throwing spaghetti against the wall here, so I don't even know if I'm changing the right part.

SPEAKER_09 46:06

Okay, I'm locked in.

SPEAKER_04 46:08

I'm about locked down. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 46:14

Alright, I think everybody's in, so Jeff, we'll go ahead and start with you.

SPEAKER_10 46:19

Uh dancing around the lies we tell, dancing around the skies as well. Uh even the lonely ones, they don't dance and tell.

SPEAKER_11 46:29

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 46:31

Jerry. I have dancing around dancing around the firefly as well. Uh dancing around big eyes as well. Even the big brown dogs, they don't dance and tell.

SPEAKER_10 46:51

I love the randomness of that one. It's very the black dogs do. The yellow dogs, not the brown ones.

SPEAKER_03 47:02

Mine is dancing around the lies we tell, dancing around big eyes as well. Even at school, they will show and tell.

SPEAKER_11 47:10

Oh, that's good. That's good. That is good. Alright. What was uh, Jeff, what was the first part of yours again?

SPEAKER_10 47:17

Uh dancing around the skies as well.

unknown 47:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 47:23

I think it's close enough.

SPEAKER_11 47:26

Because I'm looking, I don't know. I think you're the well, you didn't. That's the second line, right? Yes.

unknown 47:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 47:34

No, it's the first line. Everybody kept lies. Yeah. Everybody kept lies. So I can't do anything for that one. Because the first is.

SPEAKER_04 47:42

No, I changed mine to Fireflies.

SPEAKER_11 47:44

Oh, that's right. So uh with being the only one that did change that, Jerry will get a point. Because they went with for some reason, lies are too risque. Risque for for kids bops. So it's dancing around the words we tell. Okay. But Big Eyes stays. Even the kids in here, they don't dance and tell.

SPEAKER_03 48:05

Which I like mine better.

SPEAKER_11 48:08

Everybody, again, did change that part. Uh and it was what, a big brown dog. The lonely ones I really like. Just like as like a line. But with it being kid-centric, calling out kids. I'm gonna give Daphne the point for score.

SPEAKER_10 48:24

I agree. I agree with that one.

SPEAKER_03 48:26

It's the only thing, honestly, it was the only thing I could think of, but I do like the that Jerry did the keeps going back to the animals. Hot dogs, brown dogs.

SPEAKER_04 48:38

No, because I I try and keep the same uh syllabic uh you'd think they'd want to do that sometimes, but they're not interested in that. They don't. Because it has to have the same number of syllables, comatose, big brown dogs.

SPEAKER_03 48:54

Well, that's what I did with the one I with what I did. I had to add will because of the word don't. It's like no show and tell. Even at school they show and tell.

SPEAKER_04 49:04

But I I have to say, I did like your reactions on big brown dogs.

SPEAKER_03 49:09

I just kept thinking, what is it? The slick brown fox jumps over the lake. The quick brown fox. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_04 49:19

Yeah, the quick brown fox jumps over the link.

SPEAKER_03 49:21

Tonight's podcast is brought to you by alcohol.

SPEAKER_11 49:27

All right. Next song is Capital Cities, their song Safe and Sound. Okay, we are over six.

SPEAKER_03 49:36

Yes. This is a great one, Jeff. We need to make you a playlist.

SPEAKER_11 49:40

I will not listen to it. The regular version and the kids' bot version. Yeah. Actually, honestly, it's a great song. I love it.

SPEAKER_03 49:45

It is a great song. At least one song, maybe.

SPEAKER_10 49:48

I'm just saying if the playlist of all of these songs, I'm not going to listen to it. I'm not in the side of the side of the side. Alright, we have two that I'm looking for.

SPEAKER_03 50:01

Espresso is a great song. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 50:05

Okay. We're ready. Two I'm looking for here with Capital City song. Uh, I could fill your cup. You know, my wit my river won't evaporate. This world we still appreciate. You could be my luck. Even in a hurricane of frowns, I know that we'll be safe and sound. Two corrections? Two corrections.

SPEAKER_10 50:25

You could be my big brown dog.

SPEAKER_03 50:31

Are you sure that that isn't the redone one?

SPEAKER_10 50:38

It seems extremely like what would you say?

SPEAKER_03 50:43

Because her Cain of Frowns is not I I don't think the original one goes that way.

SPEAKER_10 50:51

Oh, package. Like, this seems like a Nope that is the Maybe Daphne has only heard the kids pop version.

SPEAKER_03 50:59

No.

SPEAKER_10 51:00

I'm ready to go.

SPEAKER_03 51:02

I I got nothing, so I'm good.

SPEAKER_04 51:05

Okay, I got one. I'm writing my last line here.

SPEAKER_11 51:09

Don't you want to just take a stab at something, Daphne? She's like, I got plenty of points. I'm good.

SPEAKER_03 51:16

I could stab it with the pointy end of my pen.

SPEAKER_11 51:23

Um Jerry, we'll start with yours.

SPEAKER_03 51:29

Okay, I've I've come up with one.

SPEAKER_04 51:33

Okay, um, I've changed it to You know my water won't be spilled. And then even in a storm of frowns.

SPEAKER_11 51:46

Daphne, what do we go for?

SPEAKER_03 51:48

Even with the world turned upside down.

SPEAKER_11 51:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 51:53

And Jeff, what do we have?

SPEAKER_03 51:54

I went with I know that we'll be safe.

SPEAKER_10 51:56

You could be my friend. And even in a world of frowns. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 52:05

It's really ridiculous. I I just feel like this is their version of what they would do with it.

SPEAKER_11 52:13

I don't know if I can give any point, honestly. Jerry and Jeff got a line right, but they changed the wrong word. Hurricane was kept. Frowns is too negative for some reason. Um but first, the first uh change they made was instead of I could fill your cup, which uh they went with I could lift you up, which is the word that they use in the first verse version of that one. So they say lift you up the first time, and then the second one is fill your cup. They just did lift you up again because they don't want to think about liquid in cups.

SPEAKER_03 52:49

Um that's too much like dominating sperm for the still labor. That's not where I was pregnant. Sure.

SPEAKER_10 52:57

That's exactly that is exactly what everybody who hears the word cup thinks. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 53:06

Jerry's like, from now on, you know what?

SPEAKER_03 53:10

From now on, I think I'm gonna instead of making it what they want or what they would do, I'm gonna do the opposite and make it worse.

SPEAKER_11 53:19

Yeah, hey, it's a cool strategy.

SPEAKER_03 53:22

It's a strategy.

SPEAKER_11 53:23

Yeah, and so the second one is even in a hurricane of thoughts, I know that we'll be safe and sound. So they made it make less sense and not rhyme anymore.

SPEAKER_03 53:32

It's dumb. It's dumb.

SPEAKER_11 53:36

Yeah. Sometimes it doesn't make sense. Yes. So I think that one's just gonna be uh wash.

SPEAKER_02 53:44

Yeah, I I've I may have heard that once. I don't I yeah.

SPEAKER_10 53:49

You could give points to whose corrections you thought were the best. Up to you.

SPEAKER_11 53:56

I could.

SPEAKER_10 53:57

Or you could just give zero points.

SPEAKER_11 54:02

Because it's it's not even that like somebody changed something that was changed into something that I could like. It was the parts that were changed, you all kept the same.

SPEAKER_02 54:10

Yeah. Okay. I'm okay with it, peg.

SPEAKER_10 54:13

No, I am too. I just miss making a suggestion.

SPEAKER_03 54:15

If it makes you feel better to not allocate any points.

SPEAKER_11 54:19

I I think with that one we'll we'll skim. All right. Next one uh comes from Drake's Too Good. Okay, over seven. Yeah. Which is a little line that says, we gotta take time with this. Cock up your bumper, sit down on it. Let me see if this is something I can fix. Um, there's only one correction, and I'm sure we all know cock up your bumper is not making it into kids, bop.

SPEAKER_10 54:45

No, no, it's gotta be cock up your dumper.

SPEAKER_11 54:49

Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_10 54:54

Jerry just wants to leave right now.

SPEAKER_03 54:59

I am going for something that isn't gonna be in it, but it might make people laugh.

SPEAKER_11 55:10

We know what's not gonna be in it. We we've established that.

SPEAKER_03 55:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 55:15

In the bumper.

SPEAKER_03 55:17

Yep. I I think mine is should get points, and I'm pretty sure that if there was a person here who isn't here, I would get points for it.

SPEAKER_10 55:31

That's vague. Very, very vague.

SPEAKER_03 55:35

When I give you the answer, you will understand it.

SPEAKER_10 55:39

I absolutely love when Daphne makes references that are particular to one person who isn't around.

SPEAKER_03 55:48

It happens every week. Almost always. I can't help it.

SPEAKER_10 55:53

I remember I was when I was editing um the Ignobo one, and you kept making references to things that only Pake would get, and I'm like, that's great. I'm the judge. So you're not getting that point.

SPEAKER_03 56:08

Because at the end of the day, I was never gonna get the point anyway, so I might as well make somebody laugh or understand it.

SPEAKER_10 56:15

You ended up tied for the lead with Jerry in that one and then lost the tiebreaker.

SPEAKER_03 56:20

Of course I did.

SPEAKER_11 56:23

Alright, is everybody locked in on this one?

SPEAKER_00 56:27

Almost.

SPEAKER_03 56:28

Oh, I'm locked in.

SPEAKER_00 56:30

She's so locked in.

SPEAKER_03 56:33

I am.

SPEAKER_04 56:35

Okay. Since I'm not gonna win, I'm just gonna go with something stupid, Taylor.

SPEAKER_00 56:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 56:41

Alright. Alright, Daphne, we'll start with you this time.

SPEAKER_03 56:44

Okay, instead of cock up yellow bumper, I put sit, mother humper.

SPEAKER_11 56:52

Alright.

SPEAKER_03 56:53

Levi would give me points for that if they were here.

SPEAKER_10 56:58

They're not here, so no points.

SPEAKER_03 57:01

It doesn't matter. I don't know what it's supposed to be. Okay.

SPEAKER_10 57:06

So I'm I also don't know what it's supposed to be. Uh you tried, huh? Dent in your bumper.

SPEAKER_11 57:15

Alright. Oh boy. And then uh Jerry, what do you got?

SPEAKER_04 57:21

I got step up to Thinker. Sit down and smile.

SPEAKER_03 57:28

Jerry took my idea and ran with it.

SPEAKER_10 57:32

Oh, kind of. Still one line. You just did the whole.

SPEAKER_03 57:35

It is. Yes, but sit down and smile.

SPEAKER_11 57:41

I mean that makes sense to me. Um, this one's a tough one to go with. So the correction is they turned it into something wholesome and sweet, honestly. A little bit more. You should come over, sit down with me.

SPEAKER_10 57:56

Um honestly, I think Jerry got closest. He's the only one who changed the second half of the line.

SPEAKER_03 58:07

Yeah, I didn't change it.

SPEAKER_11 58:10

Oh, yeah, we'll go with Jerry on that one. Uh I'm gonna skip this one, um, but I still have the joke that again, I don't think anybody will get, but if somebody does. Because I was like, I included maybe doing the song The Night is Still Young by Ninky Minj.

SPEAKER_03 58:27

But Jerry is waving in a way.

SPEAKER_11 58:33

But we won't worry about that one. Um so this next one, only one correction in here, uh, is the fantastic song Brave by Sarah Barry Alice.

SPEAKER_10 58:42

Oh, for eight.

SPEAKER_03 58:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 58:45

You don't know. Which I love.

SPEAKER_04 58:48

I don't know, Sarah Barry what? Barrillis or something like that.

SPEAKER_11 58:52

Barillis. I don't yeah. Anyway, the lyrics. You can be amazing, you can turn a phrase into a weapon or a drug, you can be the outcast or be the backlash of somebody's lack of love. Just one change in there. And that doesn't necessarily mean one word is changed, but like a little a phrase or something.

SPEAKER_09 59:16

Okay, this is what we're going with.

SPEAKER_03 59:22

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_11 59:24

Alright. Uh I think Jerry starts this one. Uh what do we have first here?

SPEAKER_04 59:34

Young?

SPEAKER_07 59:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 59:36

Okay. I changed it to you can turn a phrase into a letter or a mug. Alright.

SPEAKER_11 59:44

Sure. Sure. Uh Daphne, what about you?

SPEAKER_03 59:50

You can turn a phrase into a put down or a hug.

SPEAKER_10 59:56

I went with you can turn a phrase into a song of love. Just straight up rhyming love with love.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:03

Yeah. Something they would do. Yeah. Uh but unfortunately, this does seem to be another instance of Daphne has heard this version and gone with it because it is put down or a hug. Exactly.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:15

I almost all of them did hug, but I have heard some. I almost did hug. What was in my head was a kiss or a hug. And I went, no, they wouldn't be kissing.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:28

Oh, they wouldn't have none of that.

SPEAKER_10 1:00:29

Yeah, exactly. That's why I didn't. No kissing here. No. No.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:33

I have to ask, how the hell do you make a Nicki Minaj song into Kids Bop?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:44

Peg, why don't you tell us?

SPEAKER_11 1:00:46

Yeah, we'll do that one because we'll skip doing that one as a round. So uh the lyrics, Ayo, tonight is the night that I'ma get twisted. Mix Moscato and vodka, I'ma mix it. Yes, you said that. Roll that spaceship, we bout to get lifted. Live in the present. That gift is for the gifted. So they changed tonight is the night that I'm gonna fix it. What? We don't know. Give me a song and a voice, I'ma mix it. Like a spaceship, we're bout to get lifted. So that's what they do with that one. Alright, next one. LMFAO, party rock anthem. Hey, I've heard of this one.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:28

Rock is in the house tonight.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:32

Um, with the lyrics, We just wanna see you shake that. And then there's a whole beep, bim, bink, bim, bink, but dang, we all know that.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:40

We don't, actually.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:41

And then after that, the verse. I said I know the song. I've heard of the song.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:45

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:46

At least you've heard of that one song.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:49

In the club, party rock, looking for your girl, she on my jock, huh? Nonstop when we in the spot, booty move and wait like she on the block. Woo.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:58

Woo.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:59

And there are two corrections I'm looking for.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:04

What the heck? Only two. I would think that Kids Bop would change like the actual title of party rock anything because party is not okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:20

I want to give up on this one.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:24

Uh-uh. Yeah, I I don't know. This is not. There we go. Okay. It's not great.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:36

I think Jerry starts at the show. Jerry did one. Jerry did the last room. I might have gotten off then. I don't know. Either way, we'll start with Daphne. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:46

We just want to see you shake that in the club potty rock, looking for your girl. She on the floor.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:53

She fell.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:54

Oh no. Don't stop when when we end the spot, dancing like we're on the English morwoo. There you go. English. I don't know.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:04

American Werewolf in London reference. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:08

Yes, of course. It has to be something because I have no idea.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:13

Uh looking for your girl, she on the clock, huh? So she's working, so leave her alone. Okay. You know? Yeah. And then beauty moving fast, like she on the block. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:27

I think Jeff's probably close. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know this one.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:32

Jerry. All I got is we just want to see you make that. Okay. And then looking for your girl, she on the table.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:44

Yes. Yes, Jerry. That's good.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:50

But your girl's still boot moving her booty.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:52

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:53

How the hell?

SPEAKER_11 1:03:55

Alright, so I was kind of mean on this one. This is kind of a trick question. This is kind of a trick question. Um so really the first change, which Jerry gets the point for, he's the only one that realized they're not telling no kids to shake that.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:08

Yeah, I didn't think so either, but with only two changes.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:11

Yeah. They just want to see you dance that.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:15

Uh for some reason. Um, and then the other part is the absolute trick question, they completely removed all the verses from the song, and it's just the chorus over and over because they didn't even want to attempt to rewrite the ass on the thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:34

Shame on you for putting us through that.

SPEAKER_10 1:04:38

Jerry only has a limited time left before he goes unconscious.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:43

Oh no, I've already had a screenshot of him having a brief nap in the middle of that question. All right. Just give it give it to Jerry. But I liked, I thought Jeff's.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:59

I gave Jerry a point for the for the shake that to being something different. So he does get that point.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:04

I I like I like Jeff's ideas. I just ran out of it. I'm honestly. My brain capacity is now this one I had to include.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:18

There are four differences that you can get. There are four possible points on the line here. I had, yeah. I had to include this because when I saw that they did this song, I was like, what?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:29

Is it the old town road?

SPEAKER_11 1:05:31

No, they did do that, but it's in the game here. Um this is the song Blue Strips by Jesse Murph.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:40

I've never heard of it.

SPEAKER_11 1:05:42

Never heard of it. No idea Jesse Murph. Never heard of it. In which the lyrics are Yeah, you got me throwing blue strips, bear tits in the strip club, throwing what you jump scared. Jump scare. I guess.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:08

He wasn't ready. He slammed it down. And now he's rebooting.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:14

That's great. Okay. Again.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:17

This is a great time to go to a commercial break.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:20

Brought to you by Redonovan.

SPEAKER_10 1:06:23

Brought to you by Doggy Truck Nets. We're going to start recording those. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:30

We are. I've got to get Levi on it.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:33

So we'll start off the time lyrics. Yeah, you got me throwing blue strips, bare tits. Calm down, Jake. In the strip club, throwing ones at your bitch, and I know you know what's going on. I'm going home. I'm going to take it off for him. I'm going to strip down all your wrongs. Ah. Four possible points here.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:55

Oh, I, I. Uh.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:00

This is the penultimate. I will do one more after this.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:05

With 17 changes.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:09

It's the entire song.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:14

I'm gonna leave the room if you do that.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:16

I looked to see if they did. WAP, they did not. Uh that is one song. As I said, they're not afraid of any song in my little preamble. Maybe that one is the exception.

SPEAKER_10 1:07:28

What about uh my neck, my back?

SPEAKER_11 1:07:35

My neck, my back. I saw the Cairo crack.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:44

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:49

I have to go to side two of my whiteboard.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:58

But with four points on the line here, there's a chance for I mean Jerry could just sweep it right now and really put himself where he needs to be.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:10

I keep forgetting my pet my tablet has an undo feature.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:16

No, I can't think of a word. Okay, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:22

No, this will be good. Okay. I mean, you said there were four, so you're basically rewriting most of it. So I've rewritten most of it. If you don't like it, I like it, and whatever, if you don't like it, that's too bad.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:41

Right.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:44

We'll see where it goes. And if the next one has 17 points, I'm signing off.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:50

No, the final one will have three.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:53

Oh my god. Okay. Oh man.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:58

Okay. I'm ready.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:00

Alright. Uh, Jeff, we'll start with you.

SPEAKER_10 1:09:04

Okay. You got me throwing blue strips, uh, bare feet at the beach club, throwing frisbees with your dog, and I know you know what's going on. I'm going home, I'ma take a nap, I'ma sleep off all your words.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:21

Okay. Jerry. Okay. Now I wrote these just for the keywords in this.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:28

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:29

And so it goes. You Yeah, you got me throwing blue chips, bare feet in the Sans Sam's Club, throwing chips in your cart. Because I'm going home, I'm making nachos, I will write all the recipes. Alright. Back on the food again. Back on the food again. Yes.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:50

And then definitely.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:52

Alright. Yeah, you got me jumping high jump. Pulls up high for the leap. Back hatching for height, and I know you know what's going on. I'm going for gold, it's the big one. I'm gonna win this for my mom.

unknown 1:10:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:12

I'm sorry. Not sorry. I had I I just ran with it.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:17

Yeah. All right.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:18

Whether you like it or not, I don't care. I like it.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:23

Alright. I'm gonna decide how to do Jerry and Jeff can will be distributed these points, so I'll look at your answers. Because you both nailed the four points that I was going for for sure. It's hard for me to tell if Daphne did, because all of the words are different.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:38

So I don't know what he was. I had a fifth line that I had changed and I ended up erasing it. So I'm curious whether I because Jerry also changed the first line. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:49

The first and second line are kind of combined into one change for me.

SPEAKER_10 1:10:53

Yeah. I I had it actually as uh yeah, you got me eating blue chips.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:59

Yeah. So I know uh Jerry's definitely gonna get one, the last one, and we'll get to that. But it starts with Yeah, you got me spending blue chips instead of uh throwing blue strips with friends in the dance floor, sing along all day long, and I know you you know what's going on. I'm going home, I'm gonna make a song for you, I'ma write down all your wrongs. Okay. So I'm giving Jerry that last one because he did say I'm gonna write something in that last line.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:40

All those recipes.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:42

Yeah. So really it's it's deciding out of the two if I can see your answers again on Yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:11:48

Well, I went with uh a beach theme. Throw bare feet at the beach club throwing frisbees with your dog. Which I think is basically the same thing that you said.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:57

I mean, beach club dance floor, I will actually give you that one. Okay, sure. Um, and then sing long all day long versus the frisbees. Yeah. And what was Jerry's throwing chips in the cart. Uh I'm gonna go with Jeff on that one, too. And then going home, I'm gonna make nachos or take a nap. Which one is closer to make a song for you? Um, make sure you're gonna be. Yeah. So really you kind of split it. Uh two for each of you on that. I like Daphne's uh Olympics version. She just turned it into an Olympic version.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:42

It's an Olympic anthem.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:44

Sure.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:45

Olympic anthem.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:46

Well, you know, I was the the way I was thinking about this is that I said, nah, I can't bring Middle Earth into this one.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:54

I mean, I was thinking that every verse could be about a different sport.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:58

And and different athlete trying to win it for their mom.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:02

Sure. All right. I like it. Going into the final song, final round, we have Daphne with eight points, Jerry with seven. Oh. And Jeff with four. Nice. I'm not sure. No Jerry. There's still room for moving around on here. Yeah. Uh so it I don't want to say anybody's game, but Jeff could overtake Jerry, or Jerry could actually could take the win. And the last song we will do is, of course, a bar song, parentheticals, tipsy, by Shaboozy. Sure.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:46

Yes. Whoever's. And can I say that this song was done originally a long time ago? And it was done a lot better.

SPEAKER_10 1:13:55

You can say that. Who was it done by?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:00

Um. Oh god. Faith Hill? Jake Wall?

SPEAKER_11 1:14:06

Just the one line, the everybody in the which that was everybody in the club getting tipsy. This has turned into everybody in the bar. So, you know, fully different thing.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:15

Not really. No.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:18

But yeah, the lyrics we're looking for. Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey. They know me and Jack Daniels got a history. There's a party downtown near Fifth Street. Everybody at the bar getting tipsy. There are three changes we're looking for here.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:36

Personally, I don't know how you have a bar song in Kids Bar. Like a bar song. The title of it is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:47

Um. Yeah. The concept of kids bop is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:53

It really is.

SPEAKER_10 1:14:55

Either let your kids listen to the songs or don't let them listen to the songs.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:02

Not creating new songs for them. Okay, I was saying, because they changed. So the kids bop title of this song is a bop song, and then in parentheses, a shaboozy cover.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:14

Oh. That's just dumb.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:19

I'm going with a reference that kids absolutely would be singing about. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:30

I only know one part of it. For sure. The rest. Oh no.

SPEAKER_09 1:15:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:43

Yeah, that it doesn't wordsmith very well, but maybe.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:49

I don't think they were that control.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:54

Yeah, um, Jay Quan did this song originally. And he did it better. Because it was actually it wasn't a country song.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:06

That does tend to make it better. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:11

Well start with Jerry once he's ready. Is he ready?

SPEAKER_00 1:16:16

Um, no. We're not ready.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:18

You just kind of keep staring into the camera, so I'm just making it.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:20

I think he's staring into the void.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:23

Uh he's wondering what planet he has he's on right now.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:30

It's like, oh no, the kid's bop has got to him. It's he's been boped.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:37

I think no blitzkrieg bop is a better bop.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:42

Yes, it is. Bop it is a better bop.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:48

Mm-hmm. Soccer boppers are better bops. Even Daphne's getting tired.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:00

Oh no. Peg starts getting tired.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:04

But Jeff.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:05

Yes. Yes. I'll take out the part where you point at a can.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:12

No, there's this much left. And I usually will drink the I drink this much and give the rest to Chris.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:21

She's getting wasted.

SPEAKER_10 1:17:23

I have literally like never been drunk in my life because I can't consume enough alcohol to get drunk before my stomach starts to get full. Yeah. You know, I'm just like, I drink a few, whether it's, you know, I guess, I mean, if I did a number of shots, I'm sure I could. But, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:42

I'm just sipping on straight chlorine.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:46

Sipping on scissor. You're drinking out of a swimming pool? Okay, I am ready.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:58

Okay, then we'll start with you, Jerry, on the changes here.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:02

Okay. Somebody pour me up a double bag of Capri Sun. There's some cake down in the homeroom. And then everybody at the school getting sweetie.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:18

I love it, Jerry. I do.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:22

You're stabbing for points, then I think it's Daphne, what do we have?

SPEAKER_03 1:18:29

Alright. I could only remember one of the lines. The one that goes, they know me and Jack Daniels got a history. It's I'm quite sure they know We and Shaboozie got a history.

SPEAKER_11 1:18:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:42

And I thought the last ru line was something to do with dancing, so I have everybody here dance with me. I don't think that's what it is, but I feel like it's some variation on that.

SPEAKER_11 1:18:54

Isn't there anything else?

SPEAKER_03 1:18:56

No, I don't I know that that um the first one is different, but I don't know what it is. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:04

I also don't know what it is, but I still put an answer.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:08

Tried something. Alright, so Jeff, what were yours?

SPEAKER_10 1:19:10

Okay, um, because we all know how much you know kids, you know, drink this drink. Um someone poured me a double shot of iced tea. They know me and Arnold Palmer got a history. Uh there's a party downtown near Fifth Street, everybody's spinning round getting dizzy.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:33

I like that, Jeff. That's actually probably better than what they came up with.

SPEAKER_10 1:19:40

All right. And Arnold Palmer definitely is Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:19:44

Uh so Daphne gets one point for the second part, but I'll start with so the first one. Someone turn it up and dance along with KB.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:54

Oh, from Skeleton Crew?

SPEAKER_10 1:19:56

Yes. It's definitely not an acronym for Kid's pop.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:02

Yeah, no, it's I like it better that it's KB from Skeleton Crew.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:06

Maybe it's KB Toys. So I'll could be. So I we'll see who gets the point on that one. Daphne gets the second point, which is they know we and Shabozy got a history. Do they though? Is correct. I hope not, actually. For Shabozy's sake, you shouldn't be having too much of a history with the computer.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:24

I will tell you, Kebop has been around a very long time because I had a cassette tape of it.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:31

Oh, there's like a hundred CDs or whatever.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:35

I did not even realize that it wasn't the real singers. Like my mom was so proud when she brought it home, and I'm like, okay. And then I realized, oh, that's not how this song really goes.

SPEAKER_11 1:20:50

Uh and then the last one we'll we'll we'll make uh a bet for how we do it because everybody in the place sing it with me. Okay. Is what we're going.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:00

So the dancing was with the first part. I got it all screwed up. It doesn't matter. I got a point for the second one. I'm happy about that.

SPEAKER_10 1:21:08

That's the only thing that matters, is that Daphne got a point.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:11

Daphne didn't go for the first one. So, Jeff and Jerry, what were your first parts again?

SPEAKER_10 1:21:16

Uh double shot of iced tea or double bag of capri son.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:22

Iced tea or capri sun versus just dance with KB. Um I like both of them. They're different. They are different than the actual thing. They're the same in the way that they're different.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:35

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:36

Uh as just with the Capri Sun KB, I'm gonna give it to Jerry.

SPEAKER_10 1:21:43

He didn't say cup, though, he said bag.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:46

Yeah. But Capri Sun and KB start with the same cu. Um and then so then the last everybody in the place sing it with me. What do we have in the case?

SPEAKER_10 1:21:59

I had everybody spinning around getting dizzy. I don't remember what Jerry had.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:03

And I had everybody here dance with me.

SPEAKER_10 1:22:07

Which is actually pretty close.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:09

Yeah. And then Jerry, what was yours on that last part?

SPEAKER_03 1:22:12

Hang on.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:13

I'd ready to put my uh He put it to sleep.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:18

He was gonna cover it up and give it and lay it on a pillow for night nights.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:22

Everybody at the school getting sweetie.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:25

Yeah, I'm gonna give that one to Daphne again. Sing with me, dance with me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:29

Yep.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:31

So with final scores, Jeff with four. Yay! Jerry with eight, and Daphne, the kid's bop queen, the genius, the master of all things kids bop. We should definitely give her a plaque put up that says that. Uh, ten points.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:52

Honestly, I am gonna take Rachel and Elizabeth out for ice cream.

SPEAKER_10 1:22:58

You're gonna take the famous professional wrestler Rachel out for ice cream.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:02

Yes. Yes, because it's because of them that I know any of this at all. Because I would never listen to this.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:11

Sure you wouldn't.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:14

I wouldn't. You would not find a single kid's bop. It's not my jam.

SPEAKER_10 1:23:20

No. The the songs that they cover typically are not my jam either.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:26

I first learned of the kid's bop that it was still around when Elizabeth was singing a demi lavato song, and the lyrics were not the same.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:40

Was she singing vampire? Is that is that Demi Lovato? No. That's Olivia Rodriguez. Olivia Rodriguez. Yeah. I don't know why I mixed up my singers.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:47

Oh, they would never have a vampire song, Jerry.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:50

If they did, it would it would be it would be umpire.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:54

Umpire, yes. And it would be about baseball, yes. That's what they would do with it. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:01

Now I want to rewrite Lyrics.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:02

They actually have done vampire.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:07

Oh.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:07

What's it called?

SPEAKER_03 1:24:08

Did they make it about Count Chocula?

SPEAKER_11 1:24:11

It is vampire. And again, they don't change the th the like theme or the meaning of the song. Just words.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:20

Randomly.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:22

I'm looking at kind of Yeah, not the biggest changes, so if you know the lyrics to that song. Um which I'll look them up. Because, you know, if we're gonna do it. Here's just where we're learning. It is a educational podcast, uh, after all. Which I do like the lyrics. I've I've recited the lyrics to this song because it was on the final season of You, I think, and we broke it down as how it worked with the uh scene.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:49

The kids pop was on the Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:53

Uh because Joe did have a son. He had to tone down the music because there were too many other adult.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:59

You only come out at night. I used to think I was smart, but you made me look so naive. The way you sold me for parts and you sunk your teeth into me. Bloodsucker, fame fucker, bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire. That's the kids pop version? Yes. They really cleaned it up. Um Which is of course, I don't you only come out at night. I used to think I was smart, but you made me look so naive. The way you sold it for parts as you sunk your teeth into me. Kept that. Bloodsucker, dream crusher instead of famefucker, bleed me dry, like a real life vampire. And then, of course, the oh, what a mesmerizing, paralyzing, fucked up little thrill becomes what a mesmerizing, paralyzing, silly little thrill. Except Sally.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:47

Just a silly little guy.

SPEAKER_11 1:25:49

Mm-hmm. But yeah, so there's but so they did do Olivia Rodrigo's Vampire.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:55

I am absolutely shocked. It seems like they would write they would make it about Count Chocula. Which I can't say that I would be against.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:06

But again, I think that's where a lot of people like assume with Kids Bop, like, oh, they write it about a different thing. It's like, no, it's the same song.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:12

They just change certain words, but they don't ever write it about a different thing. And it's not a it's not a parody. It's a cover with explicit or certain risque words changed.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:25

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:26

Yes. Um, well, we appreciate you listening to this episode of Buffalo Buffalo. It might be one of our longest yet. Um even after Jeff takes out all the bosses.

SPEAKER_10 1:26:39

It's still gonna be quite a long one. It's gonna be quite long.

SPEAKER_03 1:26:42

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SPEAKER_04 1:27:12

For all your Buffalo needs.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:16

Yes. Until next time.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:20

That was a bop.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:26

It's Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo, yeah.