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It's episode 62. Everybody's here. We're putting out another pod, second pod of 2026. It's February 4th.
Willcrazy.
JerrellToday's a Wednesday.
ChristianWoo
JerrellFirst time we're all together.
WillThat's what I was saying. Yeah. First time all this year that we're all together.
JerrellYeah. It, it took what, 35 days. Cool.
Christiandamn way. That's crazy. This is really the second pod we released all year.
JerrellI think so.
ChristianI thought you guys probably did last week.
JerrellNo.
ChristianOh, this is tough. Our, our listeners are in shambles. I don't,
JerrellYeah. But, but I think the Red Devil. think the Red Devils want us to stay away.
Christianthat's funny. Oh, they're fucked. They're fucked this week.
JerrellIt's over. Now How have you guys been? I know life is life and
ChristianWork, work, work, got working, heading back to back like 70, 80 hour weeks to try to develop something out here in these streets,
WillLet me put those hours into the pot, bro. Fuck your dog.
Christianin these utility streets. Yeah,
JerrellHow many listen.
WillThe fuck,
Christianmany bro. I'm just a humble, I'm just a humble contractor getting caught into meetings with fucking people way above me. And then it's, it's just, it's been fun though. It, it's been fun.
Jerrellthing.
WillDocs yourself. Do it.
ChristianStarts dancing.
Jerrellthe
ChristianHell no.
Jerrellthe thing. Make it work.
WillTwo weeks ago when I tell you I was locked the fuck in and that fell through, I was, I was locked. I, I was
ChristianWe can still give you that, that access, bro.
Willit was, I was locked. Like I, I, I don't all year I have not put that much effort into it. And then outside of that life was life in, I was just kind of like, Hmm,
ChristianWe can still,
Willweek's not good.
Christianwe can still give you the recap. We can, you can still
WillGlasner. I hope you're doing all right, bro. I don't know. But we're here now. We're here now.
JerrellAre here now.
Willthe, did we do the intros
Christianthat work.
JerrellWe.
Willthe
ChristianHi to our folks. How about you, Jarrell? I think. I think Will and I rambled a little bit. How? How you doing bud?
JerrellI'm doing all right. I'm excited for this podcast. The knee is healing. It's, it's, it's had got no ice today,
ChristianYoung man?
JerrellYeah. But overall pretty good. New job coming up in a couple weeks,
Christianyeah.
Jerrellexciting. Yeah. I love the job
ChristianDocs yourself.
Jerrellgreat. I won't.
WillGive
Jerrellwon't. No.
WillSuper Bowl party at? Bleep distant post. The address is B. On
JerrellAnd that's, and then that's why Trump let have the Super Bowl party of Mar-a-Lago.
WillThat's crazy. That's crazy.
JerrellLet's, let's get into it, guys. I don't, I
WillLet's
Jerrellwhere I don't really, yeah. I don't really know where to start. It's been a little bit,
Willa little weird nowadays.
Jerrellit's a little funny. The Grammys happen. Yeah. Bad Bunny album of the year.
ChristianThe world is slowly falling apart.
JerrellOf that.
ChristianNo, just, just in general. Look outside.
WillI am also at Mar-a-Lago. But there's been a lot of football over the last couple weeks. UCL that's done, that's where we're, we're into the playoff phases. That's a thing. I did not get a chance to kind of like do my live tweeting of the last day's match day unfortunately. But that was lit. I hope you caught it.
JerrellOnly is the only unseated Premier League team now.
WillNew Castle? Yeah.
JerrellYeah,
Willokay. It's okay to be unseed, right? Christian.
Jerrellthat's five. That's
ChristianHey man.
JerrellPremier League teams that are seated. Which is,
ChristianHey man.
WillNah. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Let's see, let's see, let's, let's see who makes it to the quarters.
JerrellYeah. a lot of pressure on Arsenal because they went unbeaten in, in the, in the group stage, stage, round robin, I don't know what you call it, the pot stage.
WillThey, they, they went ate for eight, right? At the end of the day, obviously it comes down to matchups. I don't remember. Top of my head because I do not have that graphic up in front of me because I'm not as prepared as I need to be. Exactly what their potential draws are after on that playoff phase. But I don't remember feeling any type of crazy stress, which, as I say that I'm gonna knock on wood or whatnot. But they're doing, what is it after the I'm sorry, the lost last No, who last week? Who did we play? Oh my God. After the draw last week at Forrest. And then I think the midweek fixture that they had, it was just like they're alive in all competitions. First place in Champions League, they won eight. Eight for eight. And then in between that I, spoiler ahead of time, we're gonna touch on the carrabelle semi-final against Chelsea yesterday. We are recording February 4th, 2026. And then, resounding went over leads yet earlier in the week as well. So they're sitting still now seven points clear. There were four points clear last week, and then they're still alive in all the compositions. They be in FA cup, they're like round of 16, I believe, or something
JerrellThey're doing it all. They're doing it all.
Willthe doom and gloom we can feel as they had like a rough stretch as we also weren't recording. Manchester United hit some wonder goals against us, which we refuse to record for. That's the real reason we have been around.
JerrellIt's a double-edged sword.
WillYeah,
JerrellWe have to be, we have to be on air for Arsenal to continue its form.
WillHammer him in.
ChristianMy cousin tried to talk shit. Now just look at the state of the world. This is what you care about.
WillI just said, can't we talk about something that's real? Can't we talk about the socioeconomics? Yeah. And his cousin said, fuck you.
JerrellAll say United STRs looking really good next game against Tottenham.
Willand we jinxed it
JerrellYeah. Yeah. That's what
Willand we
Jerrellwe do. That's what we
ChristianNo, that's what condom's good for, bro. Just like ran meeting randomly. Teams that really need it, that could have probably used better English, sleep deprivation is a thing.
Jerrellso also works.
WillSo I guess, do we wanna act like we've been here and just cover the last, I don't know, week match, day 24 and maybe some caribou maybe that that's on the dockets this evening?
ChristianYeah, because the other match days, we did it on our Patreon, so you know, we did float it.
WillPatreon where you can also get the address for Darrell's annual Super Bowl party. The address will not be changing most likely. If you, if you subscribe this year, you're good for until he moves. So
JerrellYeah.
Willjust, just a weird guy from fucking was that place in England? We, that we have our Hartford Shire. You're not weird, dude. We're weird.
ChristianBoth can be.
JerrellBut you already alluded to it, arsenal had a big game against leads. I saw a report where it was like, this is why Arsenal will win the league. Some reporter out there just jinxed it'cause they dropped four points on and forged goals on on leads. I was like, Hmm, maybe beat, maybe maybe beat man City and then we'll talk.
WillTough honestly tough scoreline because I thought leads played pretty well, especially compared to, the la their last fixture at the Emirates, they lost five. Oh, I thought leads all in, all played pretty solid throughout, but then just kind of like some moments of madness laid and they couldn't get at the end of their chances. Huge win for all things considered. As we alluded to at our Patreon, we talked about not the best. know, run a form in the league the last couple weeks. So a huge win for them a get right game, if you will. Going back into lure.
JerrellReaching, reaching back the wolves.
ChristianWhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Willthe fuck?
ChristianJust moved on straight.
Willtell me not. What are you talking about?
ChristianArsenal. My Looker had an amazing game on this one. Aka got injured in the pre, much pre-match warmup, I believe. And like my, my looker wasn't supposed to even start, and he just had an amazing game. He had part of the first two goals, one that might've been an own goal, was credited to him at the end, I believe. But yeah, man good game for Malke, even though he was not expecting to start.
WillYeah. And you got goals from all over. Zubie was the goal. Yo Kadesh was able to get to go. Jay Zeus was able to sneak one late, all around just solid performance from them. And once again, I'll always emphasize, and punts try to say it's boring when the way Arsenal controls the game, but if there's no danger, you don't give up goals, you give yourself a platform to win. And we see that, especially in the Champions League and we'll touch on a little bit, but very professional performance against Chelsea yesterday.
JerrellAll I know is, is that the pundits are arsenal haters.
WillAll my officer haters Sherell said
JerrellWe have wolves. And, and the cherries. The cherries beat the wolves. Two zero. We thought the wolves were gonna turn a corner. Guess not.
Willit. It's been a, it is been a two game losing streak. They went, they got, they got a draw, a dub, a draw over three match days and you thought, hey. But here we are. It's match date, heading into Match week 25. And we're still on panda wash. That's right. Leeds having a chance to break Derby's record of least amount of points in a season as they look,
JerrellIs that 1311?
Will11. Like a fine establishment in Miami? Yes. I don't know if there's any chance that they, they're not mathemat, they're mathematically eliminated from winning the league. They cannot win the league. They cannot win. The league confirmed. Yeah. That's ma mathemat. They could win out and everyone else somehow loses the rest of the year. They're fucked. But yeah, they're cooked. They're the league just forfeits the rest of the year. Like everyone refuses to play and solidarity do for leads. It's. It's been about what the season's been been for them. Junior Carpe, he had a goal in the first half. A late goal from Mout as wolves was trying to eek it out. But yeah, wolves are depressed.
JerrellWs wolves are going down
ChristianYeah. Sucks to be the wolves right now. But shout out to the cherries though. Like they just, they just lost a man. He just departed from a FC burn moh. And then just cherries out of nowhere, just have a dual of 19 year olds groupie and Ryan, who both scored. Ryan being, I think in, in stoppage time. Groupie's about to become, I think he just needs two more goals and he's gonna become the 11th teenager to hit double figures in a Premier League season. So that's, that's pretty big. So shout out to the cherries to being like the recruitment staff. If for the people that missed our.
Jerrell'em in the summer.
ChristianOur transfer window on our Patreon. Ryan was just picked up during the January window.
Willwho was picked up?
ChristianRyan, R-A-Y-A-A-N, Brazilian,
WillAlex Scott scored the second goal.
JerrellYes,
ChristianFor, for the Cher Cher.
WillYes.
Jerrellscore in that game.
WillThey
ChristianOh, my bad. Ryan for.
WillCherry.
ChristianRyan provided the assist for for K's
WillAh, got it,
ChristianSo that was the involvement. My bad.
WillChristian loves him a teenage Brazilian. what else we got, drew?
JerrellBrighton.
WillI'm glad you appreciated that, bro.
ChristianThat was funny.
WillYeah, Everton. Actually, I was able to catch this on the Gold Rush. That Peacock provides pretty solid coverage. Yeah, met with the goal in the seventh minute of injury time to break Brighton's heart and to continue positive results. Jack Grish also looks like he's done for the rest of the season as he'll return from his loan from Man City at the end of the season. So good season for him. Good big moment, good result for Everson Everson who. year, spent a lot of the season, bottom of the table, and now they're moving into, they're above 500 American terms, I'd say, but they've been higher mid table throughout the majority of the season. So big, big point for them on the road. Amex has been not the easiest place to get a point from throughout the season
JerrellWhat does Go's role become now going back to Man City, just.
Willout transfer out or loaned back out. Yeah, I don't. I don't, I I think
ChristianJust doesn't fit in there. Yeah.
WillYeah. I think, yeah, and we'll see it too. Obviously we'll touch on Man City and, as we're back to our regular recording times Guardiola also rumored to be out and they're trying to line up replacements as well for him as and whatnot. But they also had a healthy window getting Marge Anton EZ Christian talked about Man City. I just don't feel like there's any space on those wings for Grish. And honestly, I think this season in Everton has shown more of the qualities that he had back in his like West End days than like you haven't really seen while he is at City over like the last few years, especially last year, obviously I don't think he did at Ankles or Assist, at least in Premier.
JerrellAwfully quiet.
WillHe said, sucks to suck.
JerrellDid not. How dare you?
Willfault, my fault. Hearing
JerrellProbably word my
WillMy fault. My fault.
JerrellChristian. Anything to add to this one?
ChristianNah, nah. Shout out to Molly Bushels.
JerrellChelsea did over West two.
WillJesus
ChristianShit was crazy, man. Two zero at the half,
Willwas crazy. Can't confirm. Yeah.
Christiantwo zero at the half. Chelsea gets booed off by their own supporters, and then just three unanswered in the second,
WillDefinition of that, me was just like, I'm not gonna lie, they had us in the first half, right?
Christianpretty much.
WillWest Ham, I don't really have much to this. Yeah, you're playing on the road, Sanford Bridge, but it's a collapse, right? Two goals. First half Ccio, Summerville, Gerard Bowen in the first half. And then it just gets turned over. Zo Fernandez with the ultimate winner in the second middle of injury time.
JerrellSpeed.
Willlet's hand they're in a relegation battle. It looked like they were gonna be able to get a huge, huge result for them. And know, they're playing a quality Chelsea team, but you're up two goals on at half on the road. You just wanna hanker down and do it, get it done. And instead they losing. That's the reason that they're sitting, I believe, like 18th on the table.
JerrellYes.
WillYeah. This is why I don't Back.
Jerrellwhen you, when you acknowledge Chelsea, then they slide and the next game is against the wolves.
ChristianChelsea's doing really well.
JerrellOkay.
Willdo so hot. Yeah, I mean you're,
ChristianJust so they slide. So they slide.
Willoh, okay. I get it. This was a bit my fault. Liverpool Newcastle four one. Newcastle's doing really well. Because they're sliding now. Okay. Fuck me. All right, cool. Anthony Gordon strikes first for Newcastle and then it all comes crashing down. tka. He gets a brace in two minutes in the 41st and 43rd minute floor. Inverts. He continues with what's been a pretty solid run of form as it looks like he is more or less acclimated to the Premier League and Liverpool win at four one in a game that wasn't particularly close after the dope.
JerrellNah, definitely different from the first. From the first bout where we literally went to the last kick of the game
ChristianYeah. Heavy criticism on Florian works to start off the season, but yeah, he definitely had a solid game.
WillAin't do shit. I'm sorry.
JerrellI told you he was a bum.
WillSorry, Chris. Can
Christianwhat do you
Willnow that's, once again, that's ll this time. That's not me putting words in his
ChristianHe got a, he got an assistant a goal in this game. He had a pretty solid game. He had a solid form.
WillPhrases. He, he wasn't doing much the first I don't know, like four months of the season. So it's
Christianyeah.
Willalive,
JerrellThe Liverpool should be higher.
Willdeliver, push. Say it again.
JerrellShould be higher in the standings on the table.
WillNo, fuck him. They, as far as I'm concerned, the amount of fucking dark, magic bullshit they did last year with all the last minute goals, that shit just regressive to me. They're still a solid team. They have a lot of investment in and. They're dealing with injuries to esoc and they're bringing new players in. They, I think they just a little less lucky. I don't wanna say lucky, but I think they just regressed to the me they were kind ofri riding like a dangerous, like line with a lot of like last minute,
JerrellWow.
Willsolid winners. Like it was like a bit last year and now they're just, they're still beating teams that are high on the table. They just had a slide, so'em.
JerrellAre you calling the Kansas City Chiefs?
WillThat's, I don't, I don't. Go on, go on, go on. This is our pre-up bowl episode. I'm, I'm here for it. what sense?
JerrellThe Chiefs last year had a lot of close wins undefeated, I think in like scores of with margins under three. So Liverpool kind of like had the same vein. I don't know. I don't know where I'm really going. I'm looking for, I'm
WillYou're
Jerrelllooking for that, that, that comparison for our Dallas, Texas listener
WillNo, that's that. That's fair. I can see it that now that you've expounded on it, but it's yeah, when you ride light, like
Jerrellthin margins.
Willor whatnot, you're like, yeah, at some point, you come back down to earth unless you just got it like that, I guess so. But
Jerrellthe money that's spent to now lose on these margins.
Willthe fix is in
JerrellFixes in place Your bets. Place your bets.
Willfor the bees,
Christianthey said, park,
Jerrellthe bees. The bees what Villa? points total.
WillEasy dub.
ChristianI'm never worried. 27 shots from villains. It's like our, it's like our Tuesday games, bro.
Jerrellartillery.
WillFuck you mean
ChristianIt's
Willhatches
JerrellYeah.
Willthe clean sheet? Yeah.
Christianyeah, that's, that's the biggest difference there.
WillWe've got an, at least we've got exactly one. I'll never forget Ryan got a clean sheet and I was so happy for him. But yeah, Aston Villa fair to say that they were a little unlucky. They had a goal denied by VAR as well earlier in the game, but at the end of the day,
JerrellYeah.
Willwas down to man for from the 42nd minute on. So you gotta find a way to do it at home. They couldn't. You know that this might be a fixture that Villa looks back on end of the season and they see us just kinda damn, we missed out on something. Whether first place or even they're not fully secure, obviously for a Champions league spot, their sports team match days left. This might be one of those results that you look back on and it haunts you almost hey, fuck it, we're Arsenal fans. What was it reminiscent of Arsenal Fullham two years ago in Craven cottage on the buildup there. Yeah, we'll see how it goes for them,
JerrellSo going Unbe at home in 2025, Villa has won once. At Villa Park this year, and they've dropped, they've lost two games at home this year, so
WillHmm,
Jerrelltide has changed. Interesting.
Christianwhat menus next. Somehow sneaking into the top five right now.
JerrellThe United Strand is strong.
WillWhat a roller coaster of a fucking game, right? Cast Miro. Oh. Go for it, bro. Take it.
ChristianI said that was crazy, but yeah. Cato haven't heard that name in a while. Yeah. SESCO almost had a
WillBrazilian. Yeah.
Christians Cisco almost had a goal of seconds into like him being subbed on when when a cross was headed his way. But it ended up being a lot more dramatic after that Lum scored twice at stoppage at the end, and then it just took a very, very, very last second goal. From Cisco, was it Cisco that scored the game winner still?
Willscored the winner. Yep.
ChristianYeah. Just a rollercoaster of emotions there. Man's just really, he's having neck pains from all that hair. So two more games. The next one's probably gonna be the toughest one they have against Tottenham. And then I think it's Westham.
JerrellWestham. Yep.
ChristianIt's is gonna be,
Jerrellgo,
Christianbe
Jerrellthey go to
Christiantoss up for will's. Catfish at that point.
JerrellWhat do you wanna see more? You wanna see the United Strand cut his hair? Or do you want Westham to win? If, if United Beat Spurs, of course.
WillI'm gonna go ahead and go on record and say respectfully. I don't give a shit about this man's hair length. I,
JerrellWow.
WillI'd rather see West Ham win brother. Like what the fuck? This pod is built off, like 20% of us is talking about the
JerrellHopium.
Willof the stress of coaches for Manchester United. So what? Michael Carrick comes in and everything just turns around. Shit's sweet. Two Wonder goals against Arsenal. Two weeks ago you think, I forgot that you think I'm gonna be rooting for these fuckers for some guy who across the pond That I don't know. No. Bless him. Because they're across the pond
JerrellThey also,
Willother.
Jerrellthey also beat Man City, which.
WillOkay? Okay. What have you done for me lately, Eddie?
ChristianMeans nothing.
Willguys. Fuck these guys.
ChristianEd
Jerrellalright,
Christianhave you done for me, ed?
Jerrellhave to keep growing your hair.
WillUnited, like one of the singularly like most powerful European powerhouses in the world, or West End. Gimme Westham, dude. Like
JerrellI even say the most
ChristianYeah, we hate powerhouses.
JerrellUnited Strand, an individual.
WillHe's a fucking front runner. Okay. And honestly, the hair growth probably good for him in the long term. He'll be all right. Let's reset the counter. He can do something funky with his hair. Let's see how, let's see if he's really willing to ride or die for his team. Westham in two weeks.'cause we know Spurs is gonna fuck it up for me.
JerrellOkay, we'll revisit in two
ChristianThat's crazy. We talk more about this man's hair than Manchester United.
JerrellYeah, we do. Because I don't.
Willwas thinking while we were talking about it, it was just like, we're less a EPL podcast and we're more like United Strange watch cast. Yeah. It's damn, this, here's, here's looking long
ChristianThis man's neck. There's no way
JerrellIt's just,
WillIt can't take much more herniated disc.
Jerrellit's crazy.
ChristianCrystal Palace
JerrellOh, no. Crystal Palace.
Christianthe tricky trees ended up in a one one draw.
WillAs Nico Williams gets a red card right before the half, not that Nico from Spain. The other one Morgan gets white early, early goal. In the fifth minute, Ismail Asari, he is able to equalize. Crystal Palace Gets a point. They're held by Ted Mann Nottingham for Nottingham for riding back to back draws at home. Considering. You know the circumstances around the one against Arsal and this one, a man Down, I think they take it crystal Palace. Did we, did we fly too close to the sun too soon? We haven't had a chance to talk about off our Patreon. But it's just been a really tough fucking month for them.
ChristianOh yeah, they're, they are not doing well. I do not see a green bar in any of their last seven games, but 10 games. Yeah. This, this is tough. They got three draws and seven Ls in the last 10 games. They're not having a good time.
WillYeah. And then Oliver Glasner as well. We didn't get to cover it, but with I thought Ameren had a good crash out at the end of his reign with Manchester United Glasner, he's already been rumored to go out. He's confirmed he will be out. He had some, a fiery post game conference earlier in the month. Just referencing just the lack of investment. He's done a great job as we talked about, winning first major trophy. You're dealing with losing ois. You lose earlier in the season. Then you lose marga. He the day before game. There is youth on the team, but pretty much just the investment in isn't matching what's out. Glasner had great words for the players that. He does have, but just, it looks like the alignment between coach Ambition and the board's ambition aren't in lockstep and he'll be leaving at the end of the season. So I thought this season would be a year of great change for Crystal Palace. But it looks like it's gonna be rocking into next season. Definitely the team to watch to see if they're able to sustain what has been like the greatest run in their, club's history with their trophy and started this half of the year.
JerrellDo
ChristianYeah.
Jerrellthey s him sooner?
WillI don't really think there's a reason to. I mean
JerrellI.
Willhey, it is what it is you're going through at the end of the year, and I mean what they're running into is they barely have enough to of like healthy professional players. They have their youth academy to. Suit up week to week. That's been like his biggest complaint. You're losing your team captain the day before a match day when they sold Mark Gay. You dealt with losing EZ before a match day earlier in the season, of course, but still. So it's just kinda like a lot of change. They're trying to get reinforcement. I forgot who they picked up in the window and that's my bad, but it's just not matching their outlays and there's just like a lack of a lack of coverage. We always talk about just how thick. The fixture is for the season Crystal Palace. You're seeing in between injuries and everything, they're struggling to feel the full match day teams, which is a shame considering. Couple of positive results over Man city winning them FA Cup last year. You got some European games this year. This could be a platform for your club to be. I think we primarily joke just like Crystal Palace, when they leave 12th Place, that's when they lock in. But we expect them there. And they were in European places, for the first half of the season. It looks like they're crashing down, down to Earth pretty, pretty tough. So I don't think you let'em go.'cause it's just like to what end? You can bring'em an interim. But you have to look forward, right?
JerrellYeah. We will see, are we worried?
WillFuck it.
JerrellAre we worried? Are we worried for, for the rest of the season? Sitting 15th at 29 points,
Willbe pretty Them to get relegated.
Jerrellhas 20.
WillYeah, nine points up 14 days. They should be all right. They've had a tough, like batch of their schedule. I've if West Hand beat Manchester United and Crystal Palace doesn't win anything over the next two weeks, I'll talk to you again.
JerrellCool, cool, cool. The Spurs, they can't, they can't win, could definitely draw and they drew against man City. They can't win
ChristianYeah.
Willlike it's
ChristianLeague games that they won.
JerrellIt is a good result. Yeah.
ChristianYeah. There's no way they, they should have won. Like they were down two zero. They were down two zero at the half. And then Slan with a fucking I did you guys,
Willalso Buddha halftime and Dominic Slanky. Yes. Scorpion goal.
Christianthat was a crazy goal.
WillYeah, it stung.
ChristianNice. I see what you did there. Because Scorpion, because Scorpion sting and,
Willyeah.
Christianyeah. Okay. That, that was good.
WillYeah, we're in peak form. We're in peak form. What was that drill?
JerrellAlso at 29 points tied with,
Willare they getting relegated?
JerrellWho knows.
Willokay. I like, that's a power six bias.
JerrellIf you had to pick one, I think Palace would go down more than the Spurs would.
Willdon't know Thomas Frank looking like shit. At least I liked what I saw for Crystal Palace at some point this year.
JerrellYeah. Thomas Frank is in over his head.
WillTake. No, now there's no going back to the
JerrellYou can't take him back. We've moved on
Willit's a
JerrellKeith.
Willthe club. And then our last match day of the week our Monday game, cinder Lynn Burnley ended three. Nothing. Burnley. It's been real. It's been good. You're here for, a few more months. It's a good run. We'll build on this and Cinder Lynn, we'll see you this weekend I believe and fuck you guys, but great run for the Mexican Twitter going crazy. They're sitting eighth on the table with 36 points tied with Brentford sitting at seven. shit.
ChristianThey were second at one point, and here they are,
Willoh, at there talking about Brentford, I was like, what did I miss?
ChristianYeah, man. Eighth after just being, just being ascending to the Premier League. Sitting at eighth is pretty comfortable. They're, they're fun team to watch. They play really well and it's unfortunately, but they burn
WillI have to say nice.'cause you gave it to me. Uh uh But yeah, similar is the eighth on the table. This has been a fantastic SE team season for a team that's ascended. Skipping ahead in the preview Arsenal center, and I think Granny Chaka is out for this tie, which is. You would've loved to see him in the Emirates again considering what he meant to that team. But should be fun on Sunday. But, we'll, I guess we'll touch more on that in the preview.
ChristianIt would've been a shocker.
JerrellWe had care semifinals.
WillYeah, drew. Tell, tell me more about that, because I'd love to hear more about, about the Carou Cup and move on from this trauma in my life. What the fuck all fuck it. I'm gonna, I'll take Arsal. You take me and say Arsal and Chelsea one. Oh, Kai ARDS pointed at the badge as he got like a late winner as Chelsea was pushing. Chelsea didn't really have any type of danger in the game. I think they had one Enzo Fernandez look, but besides that it was pretty calm considering it was a one gold tie. I was able to catch this at work because, this is what I get paid to do. And honestly, arsenal, they got the goal really late that sealed it, but that match control through the roof, especially considering it was like shifted pieces as well. Ke in that goal. AADE obviously still starting as sock is out and whatnot. Heavily ro rotated team, professional job at on the home Turf, so they head to Carib about final
JerrellYeah, yeah, yeah. Man City. Yeah. They, they, they cruise through Newcastle.
Willnew Castle's. No good bad week. Yeah.
JerrellYeah, it was that one I did watch, and once they got the first, they got the first one, like under 10 minutes. I think I missed the first goal. I was like, oh, the game's on, logged in. And then, and as soon as I logged in, it's man, Citi could get another one. I was like, when did they score?
Willyeah.
Jerrellone got outta h really quick.
WillYeah, that you knew it was gonna be a tough game strip script outside of the history. Was it Newcastle? I think I forgot they hadn't won at City Ground in I forgot how long Mar Moose scored in the seventh and by like the 32nd minute grinds, he scored the third goal. It was pretty much cooked, but yeah, I think it's just a bad matchup and it just says a lot about Newcastle's just looked wildly depleted. Also dealing with, I believe Bruno Gima just still out, if I'm not mistaken.
JerrellYeah, he was out. Yep.
WillGod. So he's been like the engine of that team, paired with alanga and paired with Anthony Gordon. But there was no joy this week. And the carrabelle champions go down, go down,
JerrellDone.
Willup a carrabelle final that I will be, I think this is the most locked in I'm gonna be for a carrabelle final. Ever March 22nd. Arsal, man, city, Wembley. Who? You got guys?
Christianthe fuck.
JerrellLondon forever.
WillToo soon. Oh, okay.
ChristianThere's only one right answer in this pod. It's Arsenal
Jerrellhe said, he said.
Willis seven weeks from now and I've seen us go through wild waves of doom and gloom, but of course we're gonna pick Arsenal and I can't wait to talk about it
ChristianI. I'll choose Arsenal during doom and gloom.
JerrellRain or shine?
Willgonna clip that. I'm gonna clip that and remember that for sure.
JerrellArsenal's. First appearance in the Kara about Cup. Since do we know
Will2020.
ChristianMore than one year
JerrellSince before I started watching them.
Christiansince before the pod.
WillMe doing an impromptu last Google. Guys, if you can talk over my typing. Me.
ChristianLL is gonna input like elevator music during this section,
JerrellYep,
Willjust, just drop
Christianjust like
Jerrell20
Christianit, technical problems.
Willoh. I accidentally binged it. That's my fault, guys.
JerrellOoh, no
ChristianThat's crazy.
Jerrelldamn
ChristianNow we are really having technical difficulties here.
WillThis podcast bought to you by Bing.
JerrellNo, absolutely not.
WillDrew,
ChristianThe check.
Willout for a lot of checks. Okay. I need you to be cool. So I could definitely let you know last time they won the Caribelle Cup. 2017 18, which actually I think that might be right'cause I think our last FA cup was 2020, which was our last trophy.
JerrellLast trophy, only trophy, right? Was that before art?
Will2020. That was Arto,
JerrellOkay.
ChristianThe last time we had a trophy.
Jerrell2020.
WillRainer, shine, doom, or gloom, right? Christian, right bud? Buckle.
Christian17, 18 and we lost to Man City three zero.
JerrellYeah,
WillWhat's up?
ChristianIt's
Willthis ain't that and that ain't this bitch. I'm strapped.
Christiannine years later, 9, 8, 9 years later. Same final
WillYeah. Last time was 2018. Yeah. We got, oh, we got, we got a good dicking.
ChristianYeah, it was, I wouldn't say good.
Willcheck drill was the problem. You
ChristianOh, what are we demo?
WillOh shit.
ChristianOh my God.
WillI guess I
JerrellI
Willget a new job, but yeah, I'll touch more. We'll touch more on the fixtures. As we get closer we'll talk about things. But obviously alo Man City, it's always a fun tense of air, typically, so we'll see.
Jerrellcan't wait.
WillMarch.
JerrellMarch one?
Will22nd. sir. Lock it into your calendars guys. So we're hanging out February 22nd for the North London Derby and March 22nd for that. your other plans even though Christian's not there. So Christian, figure it out. Catch the flight. I don't fuck. Ah, next week we have two match days. We have to cover match day 25 and 26. We're double stuffing it like your favorite Oreo match. 8 25 we have leads. Nottingham Forest Arsenal, Sunderland Man U versus Spurs, the United Strand. Does he have a chance burn?
JerrellYeah.
WillVilla? Yeah. Yeah, indeed. Firmly versus less Fantastic marketing, by the way that this man's just, I feel like his whole persona is just gonna be ruined if he gets his haircut cut. That's why I'm root for the failure. Boom versus Everton just a high fade keeps the top Ws versus Chelsea. what should be a barn burner? The Molly News Revenge game. I still remember last year, I still remember when they said I forgot who it was. It might have been Wick who was like, yo, Molly knew was fucking buns. And then they beat their ass. This is their time now. 11 points coming soon. Newcastle v Brentford. The Busy Bees look to Sting Brighton versus Crystal Palace and Liverpool versus Man City. Music to my fucking ears.
JerrellI do wanna say that like the United Strand came along and we, around the same time we did the podcast, kindred.
WillWe get haircuts though. And he's more popping. How bad. How bad do you guys want this to work? Okay. Ready to
JerrellIf he his
Willit.
Jerrellhair, it might flip our way.
WillWe should we should do what they did in my, in knocked up when the dude, I think he lost the bet and he just grew his hair out for a year. Let's see what happens, guys. We
JerrellOh, man.
Willchins out, and then we just,
ChristianIf we lose the car about cup.
WillI believe you can draw.
JerrellI
ChristianIf we lose a car about cup, Joel won't cut his hair for a year.
JerrellI can't do that.
ChristianWill will cut his hair. Won't cut his hair for a year.
Willwill, will, will cut his hair and Christian. Christian can only cut his hair cut by either me or Drill.
ChristianMy manager won't allow that.
Jerrella.
Willam your manager.
ChristianMy manager's manager won't allow that.
WillMarie's fine with that.
ChristianManagers, managers, managers wouldn't allow that
WillI think they would. I'll, I'll keep extending out the ladder, but I don't think it will affect anyone. You work from home, you're good, bro.
JerrellHe's gotta turn on his camera
Christianat times, but I usually,
Willyou,
ChristianI do hats.
Willthe effects,
ChristianI wear hats.
WillYeah. You wear, look, you have solutions. I was gonna say, I'll get you a bald cap. We
Jerrellwhere the Google Eyes filter.
WillWorldwide
ChristianMatch day 26, we got Chelsea versus Leads, Everton
WillI'm
Christianversus the cherries, spurs versus Newcastle West Ham,
Willa mid off.
Christianwest Ham V. Manu. We got Aston Villa V Brighton, crystal Palace, v Burnley. That's gonna be. They're both soccer right now, so that, that should be a fun game. It's always,
Willon Crystal Powell's name, bro. That's crazy.
Christianit's always fun to see two teams that are in really bad form.'cause oh, who's gonna be worse? We got Man, city v Fullham, the trick trees versus the wolves. Speaking of bad teams we got Sunderland. We got Sunderland v, Liverpool, and correct
Willthe ll,
Christianme if I'm wrong, did Sutherland
WillYeah.
ChristianSutherland beat Liverpool earlier in the season?
WillHuh.
ChristianSuland, take the first game against Liverpool.
WillSeems about right. I
ChristianFour points for Sunderland. You heard it here first and then some, some, some team versus Arsenal.
WillDarrell's existential existential crisis derby. I'm so excited for it. He shows up in a bee costume with a Brentford jersey with a arsenal jersey with another Brentford jersey
JerrellI always have to split it, so it's like if the home team is the team I go for, for, so I'm going for.
WillThat's crazy. Darrell,
ChristianThis man,
Willwe have championship aspirations.
JerrellYeah. I have two teams.
Christianare you? Wait, wait, wait. Why are you a Brentford fan again?
JerrellI like the, I like, I like the bees. I just like,
Willyou were a Ludin talent fan.
Jerrellyeah, I was like like the name. It's just great. And then there's literally a
Willyou,
Jerrelllogo.
Willwas a Ipswich fan. Sorry, I'm
ChristianYeah, it's, it's the tractor boys,
WillYeah.
Christianthe sound. They make goal even though they barely scored.
WillI hardly knew'em. Yeah.
JerrellI spend time getting acquainted with Brentford too, so yeah, I do Brentford and I'll be going, I'll be cheering for them on February 12th.
WillChristian, you're also technically have two teams. They're just not in the same league. Technically you have three, three teams, but that they're also in a different league.
JerrellSutherland's team year.
WillOh, I thought Rio Madrid was Christian's team this year. I remember the UCL quarterfinals last year. You piece of
ChristianI used to, no. I used to be able to watch the Premier League, unbiased and just enjoy the games, and then fucking Will comes,
Willcould.
Christianwill, comes up to me. He is like, Hey bud, we're fucking rivals everywhere else. Join Arsenal. That's literally the pitch. And.
WillAnd no, no, it wasn't. And then you were like, no. I don't know if I, I was like, no, hear me out. They have a project. They, they have a vision, bro. I,
JerrellI'm curious.
Willlot of work, huh?
Jerrelldidn't convince you to pick Arsenal, who would you have ever picked a Premier team? Team and what team would you have
ChristianAbsolutely no, I would've just enjoyed I would've probably just enjoyed every game, but it's always gonna be a fuck man city,
JerrellThat's a
ChristianBecause the devil, someone understands that reference. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
WillMan, city.
ChristianMan. City fan.
WillNo shit.
ChristianYeah. And I was like, can't do it.
Willthere's a, there's a reason. There's a reason things happened the way they did. I
JerrellSo funny,
Willwith weak constitutions.
Jerrellmuch shit.
WillAnd it's funny'cause I feel like realistically, like I, I'm kind of like, I'm obviously like pep pep. And Barcelona Coach holds a special place in my heart. And, but and honestly, there's something to be said. Maybe we'll do a man city wrap up just depending if pep leaves or whatnot. But I still gotta hear about them fucking charges, bro. I feel like they literally were just like, we are closing this. Never talk about it again. Okay, bye. And that was it. We spent two years waiting for it and nothing happened. They just started spending more money in winter. It's crazy.
ChristianClosing up on Arsenal. When I watched Premier League, I wasn't necessarily, I, I, I watched it unbiased and I really got to like individual players. I was a big, I still am, I'm a huge measured Oze fan. And he played really well when he played for
WillWhere else he play?
Christianbefore them a raw Madrid.
WillIt's the, it's the, it's the cam to Arsenal's
Christianbut I don't follow every player that I don't, I don't, I don't follow every player that leaves Madrid. I really liked Oze when he played for Madrid. So when he left, I was just like,
Willyou.
Christianfuck you.
WillHe was great. He is. He is fantastic.
Christianpaid the, the salary for the mascot.
WillYeah. That was a PR rep move, but yeah. he did pay for OSAs.
JerrellI was trying to get into the Premier League. I was, I was like, will, what about Chelsea? And Will was like, oh, they're owned by the Russian oligarch. I was like, not Chelsea then, and everybody Arsenal, but
WillI def,
Jerrellmy.
WillI definitely was just like, they're owned by a Russian oligarch and they just throw money so they can get talent without any real direction. But yeah, sure, if you wanna do that, I'll eat you forever. No, no, no middle grounds for me.
ChristianIf you do that, I won't go to your.
Jerrellnah, I don't really agree with that either.
WillYeah, the arsenal thing was organic, but I always do find, find it funny that I chose to, I was just like, Arsenal's gonna be my team this year. And shit was sweet. I'm not gonna lie, when, when I tell a motherfucker, when you become arsenal of fan, know, 2022, whatever, it was just like, ah. So when we started winning, I was like, to be fair, I became a fan of them this summer, like before I sat down for that first match day and I was locked in, and then it, it all went well. So if anything. Was it Arto or was
JerrellTell him, just tell him you watched all or nothing. really inspired you.
WillI, I found out about all or nothing after I picked the arsenal. After I picked Arsenal, I was like, this is the team. This is the project. I can see it, and then I watched that and I was just like, oh, I'm super locked in Jersey. I gotta get my boys in on this. So if you haven't seen it, watch it. It is, it is it is fantastic watching. I might rewatch it now that it's been a couple years removed,
ChristianNow we had this wonderful conversation about Arsenal. I just wanna,
Willgo back to your N strand.
ChristianCall it back to what have you done for me, ed d?
Willwho Arsenal top of the table
Christianwe were
Willthrough,
Christianat one point last year, I believe.
Willwhat the fuck, what happened through gloom or dom
ChristianNo, I'm still here. Gloo. I'm just saying, what have you done for me?
Willcare about final on deck.
ChristianBang.
WillEight, eight of a in the UCL playoff phase, which, hey, but you, they also played hitters, like they played Byron, things like that. Playoff don't have to worry about that till March. Huh?
Jerrellsaid they don't make the final for champions. They're gonna get clowned so much.
WillI don't think they will, honestly.
JerrellOh, there are people praying for Arsenal downfall for no
ChristianAs long as they come
WillI
Christianwith Arsenal, what they either need a, a prem trophy or a UCL trophy. All the other stuff care about, like those are nice cuts, but like we, we we're.
Willfeel like that's a very fan point of view, and you hear that about the caribou, but like for instance, you saw Wesley Fofana. After they got knocked out, we LF was crying. There's players like that. Were just devastated by the loss. So yes, obviously the main ones, U-C-L-E-P-L FA Cup means so much being a chance to play in Wembley. Honestly, for a lot of people it does mean a lot. So I'm not gonna say hey, it's the same weight, but it definitely,
JerrellTrophy trophy.
Willin March I feel like can go a long way towards, propelling you and giving you that platform. But even getting that far, considering the last couple years. Woes Arsal downfall, the depth. And we've been, I don't think we've seen like throughout the season a consistent lineup. It's been just a lot of rotating out a players what's working or whatnot. And we're alive in four competitions, a final in one, UCL, we will see how it goes. That can be a crap shoot
JerrellBeautiful thing to see.
Willand despite honestly pretty dog shit, before leads, form of games. It was like, what? A draw in two losses or whatnot, or two draws and a loss. Still now sitting, seven points clear. All I'm gonna
JerrellSeven point.
Willplenty for me lately, Christian. They're giving me hope.
JerrellSix points square.
Willways that West Ham could not.
ChristianSix points clear, but yeah.
JerrellYeah. Six points.
WillI
JerrellHe's gonna, he's gonna go
WillI rounded up six ways. Clear. You heard it here first. We're fucked. We're fucked.
JerrellYeah. There was a graphic where it's oh, an arsenal's been top of the table at Christmas time. They've never won the league. I'm like, it's crazy.
WillLike I saw that it's okay. That last year's price is not this year's price. We fin bi guys. I'm telling you.
JerrellYeah, I believe you guys seen that into Stranger Things yet.
WillNo,
JerrellOh, okay.
Willstill have the last episode to watch
JerrellGotcha.
Willthere is, was gunner sores in it?
JerrellSure.
Willgutter sours should have been the main bed at the end. I can tell by the way you said it.
JerrellAnd that's a
ChristianAnother perfect podcast.
WillOh, there it is.
Jerrella thing
ChristianWe didn't get off topic once.
JerrellYeah.
Christianwe threw in a few fuck Tottenham in there subliminally. It was a good pod.
Jerrellwe're, we're pretty reserved on taten them outside of the fact that like they can't win at home. But that's that's fact.
WillI was pretty up on them the last, like last year and this year and they, now, it's just until it happens, we're gonna give them the Manu treatment and now that's happening for them, but I still don't believe in them. Catfish.
JerrellOn the
ChristianAre you fourth without being able to win five in a row? Buns. Another perfect podcast, fellas. It was great.
JerrellFollow on our social Twitter, blue sky, Insta, the football fellas. We'll, we'll be here next week I think, guys,
Willweek Match day 25, match day 26 coverage. And then we'll also be doing previews. For the UCL leg. One ties excited for it. We missed the last two match days, so we're gonna go really fucking hard on this, on this playoff phase, right guys?
JerrellYeah, I'll get my best intern on it.
WillOh, fuck me. All right, awesome. This has been the football fellows. Anything you guys wanna add?
JerrellNo. I think I'm pretty good.
WillNip? I'm gonna make that shit my ringtone. I'm gonna make that when I get a text. N not responding
JerrellLater.
WillD Lou.