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Season 2 Episode 18

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Jerrell

It's episode 62. Everybody's here. We're putting out another pod, second pod of 2026. It's February 4th.

Will

crazy.

Jerrell

Today's a Wednesday.

Christian

Woo

Jerrell

First time we're all together.

Will

That's what I was saying. Yeah. First time all this year that we're all together.

Jerrell

Yeah. It, it took what, 35 days. Cool.

Christian

damn way. That's crazy. This is really the second pod we released all year.

Jerrell

I think so.

Christian

I thought you guys probably did last week.

Jerrell

No.

Christian

Oh, this is tough. Our, our listeners are in shambles. I don't,

Jerrell

Yeah. But, but I think the Red Devil. think the Red Devils want us to stay away.

Christian

that's funny. Oh, they're fucked. They're fucked this week.

Jerrell

It's over. Now How have you guys been? I know life is life and

Christian

Work, work, work, got working, heading back to back like 70, 80 hour weeks to try to develop something out here in these streets,

Will

Let me put those hours into the pot, bro. Fuck your dog.

Christian

in these utility streets. Yeah,

Jerrell

How many listen.

Will

The fuck,

Christian

many bro. I'm just a humble, I'm just a humble contractor getting caught into meetings with fucking people way above me. And then it's, it's just, it's been fun though. It, it's been fun.

Jerrell

thing.

Will

Docs yourself. Do it.

Christian

Starts dancing.

Jerrell

the

Christian

Hell no.

Jerrell

the thing. Make it work.

Will

Two weeks ago when I tell you I was locked the fuck in and that fell through, I was, I was locked. I, I was

Christian

We can still give you that, that access, bro.

Will

it was, I was locked. Like I, I, I don't all year I have not put that much effort into it. And then outside of that life was life in, I was just kind of like, Hmm,

Christian

We can still,

Will

week's not good.

Christian

we can still give you the recap. We can, you can still

Will

Glasner. I hope you're doing all right, bro. I don't know. But we're here now. We're here now.

Jerrell

Are here now.

Will

the, did we do the intros

Christian

that work.

Jerrell

We.

Will

the

Christian

Hi to our folks. How about you, Jarrell? I think. I think Will and I rambled a little bit. How? How you doing bud?

Jerrell

I'm doing all right. I'm excited for this podcast. The knee is healing. It's, it's, it's had got no ice today,

Christian

Young man?

Jerrell

Yeah. But overall pretty good. New job coming up in a couple weeks,

Christian

yeah.

Jerrell

exciting. Yeah. I love the job

Christian

Docs yourself.

Jerrell

great. I won't.

Will

Give

Jerrell

won't. No.

Will

Super Bowl party at? Bleep distant post. The address is B. On

Jerrell

And that's, and then that's why Trump let have the Super Bowl party of Mar-a-Lago.

Will

That's crazy. That's crazy.

Jerrell

Let's, let's get into it, guys. I don't, I

Will

Let's

Jerrell

where I don't really, yeah. I don't really know where to start. It's been a little bit,

Will

a little weird nowadays.

Jerrell

it's a little funny. The Grammys happen. Yeah. Bad Bunny album of the year.

Christian

The world is slowly falling apart.

Jerrell

Of that.

Christian

No, just, just in general. Look outside.

Will

I am also at Mar-a-Lago. But there's been a lot of football over the last couple weeks. UCL that's done, that's where we're, we're into the playoff phases. That's a thing. I did not get a chance to kind of like do my live tweeting of the last day's match day unfortunately. But that was lit. I hope you caught it.

Jerrell

Only is the only unseated Premier League team now.

Will

New Castle? Yeah.

Jerrell

Yeah,

Will

okay. It's okay to be unseed, right? Christian.

Jerrell

that's five. That's

Christian

Hey man.

Jerrell

Premier League teams that are seated. Which is,

Christian

Hey man.

Will

Nah. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Let's see, let's see, let's, let's see who makes it to the quarters.

Jerrell

Yeah. a lot of pressure on Arsenal because they went unbeaten in, in the, in the group stage, stage, round robin, I don't know what you call it, the pot stage.

Will

They, they, they went ate for eight, right? At the end of the day, obviously it comes down to matchups. I don't remember. Top of my head because I do not have that graphic up in front of me because I'm not as prepared as I need to be. Exactly what their potential draws are after on that playoff phase. But I don't remember feeling any type of crazy stress, which, as I say that I'm gonna knock on wood or whatnot. But they're doing, what is it after the I'm sorry, the lost last No, who last week? Who did we play? Oh my God. After the draw last week at Forrest. And then I think the midweek fixture that they had, it was just like they're alive in all competitions. First place in Champions League, they won eight. Eight for eight. And then in between that I, spoiler ahead of time, we're gonna touch on the carrabelle semi-final against Chelsea yesterday. We are recording February 4th, 2026. And then, resounding went over leads yet earlier in the week as well. So they're sitting still now seven points clear. There were four points clear last week, and then they're still alive in all the compositions. They be in FA cup, they're like round of 16, I believe, or something

Jerrell

They're doing it all. They're doing it all.

Will

the doom and gloom we can feel as they had like a rough stretch as we also weren't recording. Manchester United hit some wonder goals against us, which we refuse to record for. That's the real reason we have been around.

Jerrell

It's a double-edged sword.

Will

Yeah,

Jerrell

We have to be, we have to be on air for Arsenal to continue its form.

Will

Hammer him in.

Christian

My cousin tried to talk shit. Now just look at the state of the world. This is what you care about.

Will

I just said, can't we talk about something that's real? Can't we talk about the socioeconomics? Yeah. And his cousin said, fuck you.

Jerrell

All say United STRs looking really good next game against Tottenham.

Will

and we jinxed it

Jerrell

Yeah. Yeah. That's what

Will

and we

Jerrell

we do. That's what we

Christian

No, that's what condom's good for, bro. Just like ran meeting randomly. Teams that really need it, that could have probably used better English, sleep deprivation is a thing.

Jerrell

so also works.

Will

So I guess, do we wanna act like we've been here and just cover the last, I don't know, week match, day 24 and maybe some caribou maybe that that's on the dockets this evening?

Christian

Yeah, because the other match days, we did it on our Patreon, so you know, we did float it.

Will

Patreon where you can also get the address for Darrell's annual Super Bowl party. The address will not be changing most likely. If you, if you subscribe this year, you're good for until he moves. So

Jerrell

Yeah.

Will

just, just a weird guy from fucking was that place in England? We, that we have our Hartford Shire. You're not weird, dude. We're weird.

Christian

Both can be.

Jerrell

But you already alluded to it, arsenal had a big game against leads. I saw a report where it was like, this is why Arsenal will win the league. Some reporter out there just jinxed it'cause they dropped four points on and forged goals on on leads. I was like, Hmm, maybe beat, maybe maybe beat man City and then we'll talk.

Will

Tough honestly tough scoreline because I thought leads played pretty well, especially compared to, the la their last fixture at the Emirates, they lost five. Oh, I thought leads all in, all played pretty solid throughout, but then just kind of like some moments of madness laid and they couldn't get at the end of their chances. Huge win for all things considered. As we alluded to at our Patreon, we talked about not the best. know, run a form in the league the last couple weeks. So a huge win for them a get right game, if you will. Going back into lure.

Jerrell

Reaching, reaching back the wolves.

Christian

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Will

the fuck?

Christian

Just moved on straight.

Will

tell me not. What are you talking about?

Christian

Arsenal. My Looker had an amazing game on this one. Aka got injured in the pre, much pre-match warmup, I believe. And like my, my looker wasn't supposed to even start, and he just had an amazing game. He had part of the first two goals, one that might've been an own goal, was credited to him at the end, I believe. But yeah, man good game for Malke, even though he was not expecting to start.

Will

Yeah. And you got goals from all over. Zubie was the goal. Yo Kadesh was able to get to go. Jay Zeus was able to sneak one late, all around just solid performance from them. And once again, I'll always emphasize, and punts try to say it's boring when the way Arsenal controls the game, but if there's no danger, you don't give up goals, you give yourself a platform to win. And we see that, especially in the Champions League and we'll touch on a little bit, but very professional performance against Chelsea yesterday.

Jerrell

All I know is, is that the pundits are arsenal haters.

Will

All my officer haters Sherell said

Jerrell

We have wolves. And, and the cherries. The cherries beat the wolves. Two zero. We thought the wolves were gonna turn a corner. Guess not.

Will

it. It's been a, it is been a two game losing streak. They went, they got, they got a draw, a dub, a draw over three match days and you thought, hey. But here we are. It's match date, heading into Match week 25. And we're still on panda wash. That's right. Leeds having a chance to break Derby's record of least amount of points in a season as they look,

Jerrell

Is that 1311?

Will

11. Like a fine establishment in Miami? Yes. I don't know if there's any chance that they, they're not mathemat, they're mathematically eliminated from winning the league. They cannot win the league. They cannot win. The league confirmed. Yeah. That's ma mathemat. They could win out and everyone else somehow loses the rest of the year. They're fucked. But yeah, they're cooked. They're the league just forfeits the rest of the year. Like everyone refuses to play and solidarity do for leads. It's. It's been about what the season's been been for them. Junior Carpe, he had a goal in the first half. A late goal from Mout as wolves was trying to eek it out. But yeah, wolves are depressed.

Jerrell

Ws wolves are going down

Christian

Yeah. Sucks to be the wolves right now. But shout out to the cherries though. Like they just, they just lost a man. He just departed from a FC burn moh. And then just cherries out of nowhere, just have a dual of 19 year olds groupie and Ryan, who both scored. Ryan being, I think in, in stoppage time. Groupie's about to become, I think he just needs two more goals and he's gonna become the 11th teenager to hit double figures in a Premier League season. So that's, that's pretty big. So shout out to the cherries to being like the recruitment staff. If for the people that missed our.

Jerrell

'em in the summer.

Christian

Our transfer window on our Patreon. Ryan was just picked up during the January window.

Will

who was picked up?

Christian

Ryan, R-A-Y-A-A-N, Brazilian,

Will

Alex Scott scored the second goal.

Jerrell

Yes,

Christian

For, for the Cher Cher.

Will

Yes.

Jerrell

score in that game.

Will

They

Christian

Oh, my bad. Ryan for.

Will

Cherry.

Christian

Ryan provided the assist for for K's

Will

Ah, got it,

Christian

So that was the involvement. My bad.

Will

Christian loves him a teenage Brazilian. what else we got, drew?

Jerrell

Brighton.

Will

I'm glad you appreciated that, bro.

Christian

That was funny.

Will

Yeah, Everton. Actually, I was able to catch this on the Gold Rush. That Peacock provides pretty solid coverage. Yeah, met with the goal in the seventh minute of injury time to break Brighton's heart and to continue positive results. Jack Grish also looks like he's done for the rest of the season as he'll return from his loan from Man City at the end of the season. So good season for him. Good big moment, good result for Everson Everson who. year, spent a lot of the season, bottom of the table, and now they're moving into, they're above 500 American terms, I'd say, but they've been higher mid table throughout the majority of the season. So big, big point for them on the road. Amex has been not the easiest place to get a point from throughout the season

Jerrell

What does Go's role become now going back to Man City, just.

Will

out transfer out or loaned back out. Yeah, I don't. I don't, I I think

Christian

Just doesn't fit in there. Yeah.

Will

Yeah. I think, yeah, and we'll see it too. Obviously we'll touch on Man City and, as we're back to our regular recording times Guardiola also rumored to be out and they're trying to line up replacements as well for him as and whatnot. But they also had a healthy window getting Marge Anton EZ Christian talked about Man City. I just don't feel like there's any space on those wings for Grish. And honestly, I think this season in Everton has shown more of the qualities that he had back in his like West End days than like you haven't really seen while he is at City over like the last few years, especially last year, obviously I don't think he did at Ankles or Assist, at least in Premier.

Jerrell

Awfully quiet.

Will

He said, sucks to suck.

Jerrell

Did not. How dare you?

Will

fault, my fault. Hearing

Jerrell

Probably word my

Will

My fault. My fault.

Jerrell

Christian. Anything to add to this one?

Christian

Nah, nah. Shout out to Molly Bushels.

Jerrell

Chelsea did over West two.

Will

Jesus

Christian

Shit was crazy, man. Two zero at the half,

Will

was crazy. Can't confirm. Yeah.

Christian

two zero at the half. Chelsea gets booed off by their own supporters, and then just three unanswered in the second,

Will

Definition of that, me was just like, I'm not gonna lie, they had us in the first half, right?

Christian

pretty much.

Will

West Ham, I don't really have much to this. Yeah, you're playing on the road, Sanford Bridge, but it's a collapse, right? Two goals. First half Ccio, Summerville, Gerard Bowen in the first half. And then it just gets turned over. Zo Fernandez with the ultimate winner in the second middle of injury time.

Jerrell

Speed.

Will

let's hand they're in a relegation battle. It looked like they were gonna be able to get a huge, huge result for them. And know, they're playing a quality Chelsea team, but you're up two goals on at half on the road. You just wanna hanker down and do it, get it done. And instead they losing. That's the reason that they're sitting, I believe, like 18th on the table.

Jerrell

Yes.

Will

Yeah. This is why I don't Back.

Jerrell

when you, when you acknowledge Chelsea, then they slide and the next game is against the wolves.

Christian

Chelsea's doing really well.

Jerrell

Okay.

Will

do so hot. Yeah, I mean you're,

Christian

Just so they slide. So they slide.

Will

oh, okay. I get it. This was a bit my fault. Liverpool Newcastle four one. Newcastle's doing really well. Because they're sliding now. Okay. Fuck me. All right, cool. Anthony Gordon strikes first for Newcastle and then it all comes crashing down. tka. He gets a brace in two minutes in the 41st and 43rd minute floor. Inverts. He continues with what's been a pretty solid run of form as it looks like he is more or less acclimated to the Premier League and Liverpool win at four one in a game that wasn't particularly close after the dope.

Jerrell

Nah, definitely different from the first. From the first bout where we literally went to the last kick of the game

Christian

Yeah. Heavy criticism on Florian works to start off the season, but yeah, he definitely had a solid game.

Will

Ain't do shit. I'm sorry.

Jerrell

I told you he was a bum.

Will

Sorry, Chris. Can

Christian

what do you

Will

now that's, once again, that's ll this time. That's not me putting words in his

Christian

He got a, he got an assistant a goal in this game. He had a pretty solid game. He had a solid form.

Will

Phrases. He, he wasn't doing much the first I don't know, like four months of the season. So it's

Christian

yeah.

Will

alive,

Jerrell

The Liverpool should be higher.

Will

deliver, push. Say it again.

Jerrell

Should be higher in the standings on the table.

Will

No, fuck him. They, as far as I'm concerned, the amount of fucking dark, magic bullshit they did last year with all the last minute goals, that shit just regressive to me. They're still a solid team. They have a lot of investment in and. They're dealing with injuries to esoc and they're bringing new players in. They, I think they just a little less lucky. I don't wanna say lucky, but I think they just regressed to the me they were kind ofri riding like a dangerous, like line with a lot of like last minute,

Jerrell

Wow.

Will

solid winners. Like it was like a bit last year and now they're just, they're still beating teams that are high on the table. They just had a slide, so'em.

Jerrell

Are you calling the Kansas City Chiefs?

Will

That's, I don't, I don't. Go on, go on, go on. This is our pre-up bowl episode. I'm, I'm here for it. what sense?

Jerrell

The Chiefs last year had a lot of close wins undefeated, I think in like scores of with margins under three. So Liverpool kind of like had the same vein. I don't know. I don't know where I'm really going. I'm looking for, I'm

Will

You're

Jerrell

looking for that, that, that comparison for our Dallas, Texas listener

Will

No, that's that. That's fair. I can see it that now that you've expounded on it, but it's yeah, when you ride light, like

Jerrell

thin margins.

Will

or whatnot, you're like, yeah, at some point, you come back down to earth unless you just got it like that, I guess so. But

Jerrell

the money that's spent to now lose on these margins.

Will

the fix is in

Jerrell

Fixes in place Your bets. Place your bets.

Will

for the bees,

Christian

they said, park,

Jerrell

the bees. The bees what Villa? points total.

Will

Easy dub.

Christian

I'm never worried. 27 shots from villains. It's like our, it's like our Tuesday games, bro.

Jerrell

artillery.

Will

Fuck you mean

Christian

It's

Will

hatches

Jerrell

Yeah.

Will

the clean sheet? Yeah.

Christian

yeah, that's, that's the biggest difference there.

Will

We've got an, at least we've got exactly one. I'll never forget Ryan got a clean sheet and I was so happy for him. But yeah, Aston Villa fair to say that they were a little unlucky. They had a goal denied by VAR as well earlier in the game, but at the end of the day,

Jerrell

Yeah.

Will

was down to man for from the 42nd minute on. So you gotta find a way to do it at home. They couldn't. You know that this might be a fixture that Villa looks back on end of the season and they see us just kinda damn, we missed out on something. Whether first place or even they're not fully secure, obviously for a Champions league spot, their sports team match days left. This might be one of those results that you look back on and it haunts you almost hey, fuck it, we're Arsenal fans. What was it reminiscent of Arsenal Fullham two years ago in Craven cottage on the buildup there. Yeah, we'll see how it goes for them,

Jerrell

So going Unbe at home in 2025, Villa has won once. At Villa Park this year, and they've dropped, they've lost two games at home this year, so

Will

Hmm,

Jerrell

tide has changed. Interesting.

Christian

what menus next. Somehow sneaking into the top five right now.

Jerrell

The United Strand is strong.

Will

What a roller coaster of a fucking game, right? Cast Miro. Oh. Go for it, bro. Take it.

Christian

I said that was crazy, but yeah. Cato haven't heard that name in a while. Yeah. SESCO almost had a

Will

Brazilian. Yeah.

Christian

s Cisco almost had a goal of seconds into like him being subbed on when when a cross was headed his way. But it ended up being a lot more dramatic after that Lum scored twice at stoppage at the end, and then it just took a very, very, very last second goal. From Cisco, was it Cisco that scored the game winner still?

Will

scored the winner. Yep.

Christian

Yeah. Just a rollercoaster of emotions there. Man's just really, he's having neck pains from all that hair. So two more games. The next one's probably gonna be the toughest one they have against Tottenham. And then I think it's Westham.

Jerrell

Westham. Yep.

Christian

It's is gonna be,

Jerrell

go,

Christian

be

Jerrell

they go to

Christian

toss up for will's. Catfish at that point.

Jerrell

What do you wanna see more? You wanna see the United Strand cut his hair? Or do you want Westham to win? If, if United Beat Spurs, of course.

Will

I'm gonna go ahead and go on record and say respectfully. I don't give a shit about this man's hair length. I,

Jerrell

Wow.

Will

I'd rather see West Ham win brother. Like what the fuck? This pod is built off, like 20% of us is talking about the

Jerrell

Hopium.

Will

of the stress of coaches for Manchester United. So what? Michael Carrick comes in and everything just turns around. Shit's sweet. Two Wonder goals against Arsenal. Two weeks ago you think, I forgot that you think I'm gonna be rooting for these fuckers for some guy who across the pond That I don't know. No. Bless him. Because they're across the pond

Jerrell

They also,

Will

other.

Jerrell

they also beat Man City, which.

Will

Okay? Okay. What have you done for me lately, Eddie?

Christian

Means nothing.

Will

guys. Fuck these guys.

Christian

Ed

Jerrell

alright,

Christian

have you done for me, ed?

Jerrell

have to keep growing your hair.

Will

United, like one of the singularly like most powerful European powerhouses in the world, or West End. Gimme Westham, dude. Like

Jerrell

I even say the most

Christian

Yeah, we hate powerhouses.

Jerrell

United Strand, an individual.

Will

He's a fucking front runner. Okay. And honestly, the hair growth probably good for him in the long term. He'll be all right. Let's reset the counter. He can do something funky with his hair. Let's see how, let's see if he's really willing to ride or die for his team. Westham in two weeks.'cause we know Spurs is gonna fuck it up for me.

Jerrell

Okay, we'll revisit in two

Christian

That's crazy. We talk more about this man's hair than Manchester United.

Jerrell

Yeah, we do. Because I don't.

Will

was thinking while we were talking about it, it was just like, we're less a EPL podcast and we're more like United Strange watch cast. Yeah. It's damn, this, here's, here's looking long

Christian

This man's neck. There's no way

Jerrell

It's just,

Will

It can't take much more herniated disc.

Jerrell

it's crazy.

Christian

Crystal Palace

Jerrell

Oh, no. Crystal Palace.

Christian

the tricky trees ended up in a one one draw.

Will

As Nico Williams gets a red card right before the half, not that Nico from Spain. The other one Morgan gets white early, early goal. In the fifth minute, Ismail Asari, he is able to equalize. Crystal Palace Gets a point. They're held by Ted Mann Nottingham for Nottingham for riding back to back draws at home. Considering. You know the circumstances around the one against Arsal and this one, a man Down, I think they take it crystal Palace. Did we, did we fly too close to the sun too soon? We haven't had a chance to talk about off our Patreon. But it's just been a really tough fucking month for them.

Christian

Oh yeah, they're, they are not doing well. I do not see a green bar in any of their last seven games, but 10 games. Yeah. This, this is tough. They got three draws and seven Ls in the last 10 games. They're not having a good time.

Will

Yeah. And then Oliver Glasner as well. We didn't get to cover it, but with I thought Ameren had a good crash out at the end of his reign with Manchester United Glasner, he's already been rumored to go out. He's confirmed he will be out. He had some, a fiery post game conference earlier in the month. Just referencing just the lack of investment. He's done a great job as we talked about, winning first major trophy. You're dealing with losing ois. You lose earlier in the season. Then you lose marga. He the day before game. There is youth on the team, but pretty much just the investment in isn't matching what's out. Glasner had great words for the players that. He does have, but just, it looks like the alignment between coach Ambition and the board's ambition aren't in lockstep and he'll be leaving at the end of the season. So I thought this season would be a year of great change for Crystal Palace. But it looks like it's gonna be rocking into next season. Definitely the team to watch to see if they're able to sustain what has been like the greatest run in their, club's history with their trophy and started this half of the year.

Jerrell

Do

Christian

Yeah.

Jerrell

they s him sooner?

Will

I don't really think there's a reason to. I mean

Jerrell

I.

Will

hey, it is what it is you're going through at the end of the year, and I mean what they're running into is they barely have enough to of like healthy professional players. They have their youth academy to. Suit up week to week. That's been like his biggest complaint. You're losing your team captain the day before a match day when they sold Mark Gay. You dealt with losing EZ before a match day earlier in the season, of course, but still. So it's just kinda like a lot of change. They're trying to get reinforcement. I forgot who they picked up in the window and that's my bad, but it's just not matching their outlays and there's just like a lack of a lack of coverage. We always talk about just how thick. The fixture is for the season Crystal Palace. You're seeing in between injuries and everything, they're struggling to feel the full match day teams, which is a shame considering. Couple of positive results over Man city winning them FA Cup last year. You got some European games this year. This could be a platform for your club to be. I think we primarily joke just like Crystal Palace, when they leave 12th Place, that's when they lock in. But we expect them there. And they were in European places, for the first half of the season. It looks like they're crashing down, down to Earth pretty, pretty tough. So I don't think you let'em go.'cause it's just like to what end? You can bring'em an interim. But you have to look forward, right?

Jerrell

Yeah. We will see, are we worried?

Will

Fuck it.

Jerrell

Are we worried? Are we worried for, for the rest of the season? Sitting 15th at 29 points,

Will

be pretty Them to get relegated.

Jerrell

has 20.

Will

Yeah, nine points up 14 days. They should be all right. They've had a tough, like batch of their schedule. I've if West Hand beat Manchester United and Crystal Palace doesn't win anything over the next two weeks, I'll talk to you again.

Jerrell

Cool, cool, cool. The Spurs, they can't, they can't win, could definitely draw and they drew against man City. They can't win

Christian

Yeah.

Will

like it's

Christian

League games that they won.

Jerrell

It is a good result. Yeah.

Christian

Yeah. There's no way they, they should have won. Like they were down two zero. They were down two zero at the half. And then Slan with a fucking I did you guys,

Will

also Buddha halftime and Dominic Slanky. Yes. Scorpion goal.

Christian

that was a crazy goal.

Will

Yeah, it stung.

Christian

Nice. I see what you did there. Because Scorpion, because Scorpion sting and,

Will

yeah.

Christian

yeah. Okay. That, that was good.

Will

Yeah, we're in peak form. We're in peak form. What was that drill?

Jerrell

Also at 29 points tied with,

Will

are they getting relegated?

Jerrell

Who knows.

Will

okay. I like, that's a power six bias.

Jerrell

If you had to pick one, I think Palace would go down more than the Spurs would.

Will

don't know Thomas Frank looking like shit. At least I liked what I saw for Crystal Palace at some point this year.

Jerrell

Yeah. Thomas Frank is in over his head.

Will

Take. No, now there's no going back to the

Jerrell

You can't take him back. We've moved on

Will

it's a

Jerrell

Keith.

Will

the club. And then our last match day of the week our Monday game, cinder Lynn Burnley ended three. Nothing. Burnley. It's been real. It's been good. You're here for, a few more months. It's a good run. We'll build on this and Cinder Lynn, we'll see you this weekend I believe and fuck you guys, but great run for the Mexican Twitter going crazy. They're sitting eighth on the table with 36 points tied with Brentford sitting at seven. shit.

Christian

They were second at one point, and here they are,

Will

oh, at there talking about Brentford, I was like, what did I miss?

Christian

Yeah, man. Eighth after just being, just being ascending to the Premier League. Sitting at eighth is pretty comfortable. They're, they're fun team to watch. They play really well and it's unfortunately, but they burn

Will

I have to say nice.'cause you gave it to me. Uh uh But yeah, similar is the eighth on the table. This has been a fantastic SE team season for a team that's ascended. Skipping ahead in the preview Arsenal center, and I think Granny Chaka is out for this tie, which is. You would've loved to see him in the Emirates again considering what he meant to that team. But should be fun on Sunday. But, we'll, I guess we'll touch more on that in the preview.

Christian

It would've been a shocker.

Jerrell

We had care semifinals.

Will

Yeah, drew. Tell, tell me more about that, because I'd love to hear more about, about the Carou Cup and move on from this trauma in my life. What the fuck all fuck it. I'm gonna, I'll take Arsal. You take me and say Arsal and Chelsea one. Oh, Kai ARDS pointed at the badge as he got like a late winner as Chelsea was pushing. Chelsea didn't really have any type of danger in the game. I think they had one Enzo Fernandez look, but besides that it was pretty calm considering it was a one gold tie. I was able to catch this at work because, this is what I get paid to do. And honestly, arsenal, they got the goal really late that sealed it, but that match control through the roof, especially considering it was like shifted pieces as well. Ke in that goal. AADE obviously still starting as sock is out and whatnot. Heavily ro rotated team, professional job at on the home Turf, so they head to Carib about final

Jerrell

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man City. Yeah. They, they, they cruise through Newcastle.

Will

new Castle's. No good bad week. Yeah.

Jerrell

Yeah, it was that one I did watch, and once they got the first, they got the first one, like under 10 minutes. I think I missed the first goal. I was like, oh, the game's on, logged in. And then, and as soon as I logged in, it's man, Citi could get another one. I was like, when did they score?

Will

yeah.

Jerrell

one got outta h really quick.

Will

Yeah, that you knew it was gonna be a tough game strip script outside of the history. Was it Newcastle? I think I forgot they hadn't won at City Ground in I forgot how long Mar Moose scored in the seventh and by like the 32nd minute grinds, he scored the third goal. It was pretty much cooked, but yeah, I think it's just a bad matchup and it just says a lot about Newcastle's just looked wildly depleted. Also dealing with, I believe Bruno Gima just still out, if I'm not mistaken.

Jerrell

Yeah, he was out. Yep.

Will

God. So he's been like the engine of that team, paired with alanga and paired with Anthony Gordon. But there was no joy this week. And the carrabelle champions go down, go down,

Jerrell

Done.

Will

up a carrabelle final that I will be, I think this is the most locked in I'm gonna be for a carrabelle final. Ever March 22nd. Arsal, man, city, Wembley. Who? You got guys?

Christian

the fuck.

Jerrell

London forever.

Will

Too soon. Oh, okay.

Christian

There's only one right answer in this pod. It's Arsenal

Jerrell

he said, he said.

Will

is seven weeks from now and I've seen us go through wild waves of doom and gloom, but of course we're gonna pick Arsenal and I can't wait to talk about it

Christian

I. I'll choose Arsenal during doom and gloom.

Jerrell

Rain or shine?

Will

gonna clip that. I'm gonna clip that and remember that for sure.

Jerrell

Arsenal's. First appearance in the Kara about Cup. Since do we know

Will

2020.

Christian

More than one year

Jerrell

Since before I started watching them.

Christian

since before the pod.

Will

Me doing an impromptu last Google. Guys, if you can talk over my typing. Me.

Christian

LL is gonna input like elevator music during this section,

Jerrell

Yep,

Will

just, just drop

Christian

just like

Jerrell

20

Christian

it, technical problems.

Will

oh. I accidentally binged it. That's my fault, guys.

Jerrell

Ooh, no

Christian

That's crazy.

Jerrell

damn

Christian

Now we are really having technical difficulties here.

Will

This podcast bought to you by Bing.

Jerrell

No, absolutely not.

Will

Drew,

Christian

The check.

Will

out for a lot of checks. Okay. I need you to be cool. So I could definitely let you know last time they won the Caribelle Cup. 2017 18, which actually I think that might be right'cause I think our last FA cup was 2020, which was our last trophy.

Jerrell

Last trophy, only trophy, right? Was that before art?

Will

2020. That was Arto,

Jerrell

Okay.

Christian

The last time we had a trophy.

Jerrell

2020.

Will

Rainer, shine, doom, or gloom, right? Christian, right bud? Buckle.

Christian

17, 18 and we lost to Man City three zero.

Jerrell

Yeah,

Will

What's up?

Christian

It's

Will

this ain't that and that ain't this bitch. I'm strapped.

Christian

nine years later, 9, 8, 9 years later. Same final

Will

Yeah. Last time was 2018. Yeah. We got, oh, we got, we got a good dicking.

Christian

Yeah, it was, I wouldn't say good.

Will

check drill was the problem. You

Christian

Oh, what are we demo?

Will

Oh shit.

Christian

Oh my God.

Will

I guess I

Jerrell

I

Will

get a new job, but yeah, I'll touch more. We'll touch more on the fixtures. As we get closer we'll talk about things. But obviously alo Man City, it's always a fun tense of air, typically, so we'll see.

Jerrell

can't wait.

Will

March.

Jerrell

March one?

Will

22nd. sir. Lock it into your calendars guys. So we're hanging out February 22nd for the North London Derby and March 22nd for that. your other plans even though Christian's not there. So Christian, figure it out. Catch the flight. I don't fuck. Ah, next week we have two match days. We have to cover match day 25 and 26. We're double stuffing it like your favorite Oreo match. 8 25 we have leads. Nottingham Forest Arsenal, Sunderland Man U versus Spurs, the United Strand. Does he have a chance burn?

Jerrell

Yeah.

Will

Villa? Yeah. Yeah, indeed. Firmly versus less Fantastic marketing, by the way that this man's just, I feel like his whole persona is just gonna be ruined if he gets his haircut cut. That's why I'm root for the failure. Boom versus Everton just a high fade keeps the top Ws versus Chelsea. what should be a barn burner? The Molly News Revenge game. I still remember last year, I still remember when they said I forgot who it was. It might have been Wick who was like, yo, Molly knew was fucking buns. And then they beat their ass. This is their time now. 11 points coming soon. Newcastle v Brentford. The Busy Bees look to Sting Brighton versus Crystal Palace and Liverpool versus Man City. Music to my fucking ears.

Jerrell

I do wanna say that like the United Strand came along and we, around the same time we did the podcast, kindred.

Will

We get haircuts though. And he's more popping. How bad. How bad do you guys want this to work? Okay. Ready to

Jerrell

If he his

Will

it.

Jerrell

hair, it might flip our way.

Will

We should we should do what they did in my, in knocked up when the dude, I think he lost the bet and he just grew his hair out for a year. Let's see what happens, guys. We

Jerrell

Oh, man.

Will

chins out, and then we just,

Christian

If we lose the car about cup.

Will

I believe you can draw.

Jerrell

I

Christian

If we lose a car about cup, Joel won't cut his hair for a year.

Jerrell

I can't do that.

Christian

Will will cut his hair. Won't cut his hair for a year.

Will

will, will, will cut his hair and Christian. Christian can only cut his hair cut by either me or Drill.

Christian

My manager won't allow that.

Jerrell

a.

Will

am your manager.

Christian

My manager's manager won't allow that.

Will

Marie's fine with that.

Christian

Managers, managers, managers wouldn't allow that

Will

I think they would. I'll, I'll keep extending out the ladder, but I don't think it will affect anyone. You work from home, you're good, bro.

Jerrell

He's gotta turn on his camera

Christian

at times, but I usually,

Will

you,

Christian

I do hats.

Will

the effects,

Christian

I wear hats.

Will

Yeah. You wear, look, you have solutions. I was gonna say, I'll get you a bald cap. We

Jerrell

where the Google Eyes filter.

Will

Worldwide

Christian

Match day 26, we got Chelsea versus Leads, Everton

Will

I'm

Christian

versus the cherries, spurs versus Newcastle West Ham,

Will

a mid off.

Christian

west Ham V. Manu. We got Aston Villa V Brighton, crystal Palace, v Burnley. That's gonna be. They're both soccer right now, so that, that should be a fun game. It's always,

Will

on Crystal Powell's name, bro. That's crazy.

Christian

it's always fun to see two teams that are in really bad form.'cause oh, who's gonna be worse? We got Man, city v Fullham, the trick trees versus the wolves. Speaking of bad teams we got Sunderland. We got Sunderland v, Liverpool, and correct

Will

the ll,

Christian

me if I'm wrong, did Sutherland

Will

Yeah.

Christian

Sutherland beat Liverpool earlier in the season?

Will

Huh.

Christian

Suland, take the first game against Liverpool.

Will

Seems about right. I

Christian

Four points for Sunderland. You heard it here first and then some, some, some team versus Arsenal.

Will

Darrell's existential existential crisis derby. I'm so excited for it. He shows up in a bee costume with a Brentford jersey with a arsenal jersey with another Brentford jersey

Jerrell

I always have to split it, so it's like if the home team is the team I go for, for, so I'm going for.

Will

That's crazy. Darrell,

Christian

This man,

Will

we have championship aspirations.

Jerrell

Yeah. I have two teams.

Christian

are you? Wait, wait, wait. Why are you a Brentford fan again?

Jerrell

I like the, I like, I like the bees. I just like,

Will

you were a Ludin talent fan.

Jerrell

yeah, I was like like the name. It's just great. And then there's literally a

Will

you,

Jerrell

logo.

Will

was a Ipswich fan. Sorry, I'm

Christian

Yeah, it's, it's the tractor boys,

Will

Yeah.

Christian

the sound. They make goal even though they barely scored.

Will

I hardly knew'em. Yeah.

Jerrell

I spend time getting acquainted with Brentford too, so yeah, I do Brentford and I'll be going, I'll be cheering for them on February 12th.

Will

Christian, you're also technically have two teams. They're just not in the same league. Technically you have three, three teams, but that they're also in a different league.

Jerrell

Sutherland's team year.

Will

Oh, I thought Rio Madrid was Christian's team this year. I remember the UCL quarterfinals last year. You piece of

Christian

I used to, no. I used to be able to watch the Premier League, unbiased and just enjoy the games, and then fucking Will comes,

Will

could.

Christian

will, comes up to me. He is like, Hey bud, we're fucking rivals everywhere else. Join Arsenal. That's literally the pitch. And.

Will

And no, no, it wasn't. And then you were like, no. I don't know if I, I was like, no, hear me out. They have a project. They, they have a vision, bro. I,

Jerrell

I'm curious.

Will

lot of work, huh?

Jerrell

didn't convince you to pick Arsenal, who would you have ever picked a Premier team? Team and what team would you have

Christian

Absolutely no, I would've just enjoyed I would've probably just enjoyed every game, but it's always gonna be a fuck man city,

Jerrell

That's a

Christian

Because the devil, someone understands that reference. But yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Will

Man, city.

Christian

Man. City fan.

Will

No shit.

Christian

Yeah. And I was like, can't do it.

Will

there's a, there's a reason. There's a reason things happened the way they did. I

Jerrell

So funny,

Will

with weak constitutions.

Jerrell

much shit.

Will

And it's funny'cause I feel like realistically, like I, I'm kind of like, I'm obviously like pep pep. And Barcelona Coach holds a special place in my heart. And, but and honestly, there's something to be said. Maybe we'll do a man city wrap up just depending if pep leaves or whatnot. But I still gotta hear about them fucking charges, bro. I feel like they literally were just like, we are closing this. Never talk about it again. Okay, bye. And that was it. We spent two years waiting for it and nothing happened. They just started spending more money in winter. It's crazy.

Christian

Closing up on Arsenal. When I watched Premier League, I wasn't necessarily, I, I, I watched it unbiased and I really got to like individual players. I was a big, I still am, I'm a huge measured Oze fan. And he played really well when he played for

Will

Where else he play?

Christian

before them a raw Madrid.

Will

It's the, it's the, it's the cam to Arsenal's

Christian

but I don't follow every player that I don't, I don't, I don't follow every player that leaves Madrid. I really liked Oze when he played for Madrid. So when he left, I was just like,

Will

you.

Christian

fuck you.

Will

He was great. He is. He is fantastic.

Christian

paid the, the salary for the mascot.

Will

Yeah. That was a PR rep move, but yeah. he did pay for OSAs.

Jerrell

I was trying to get into the Premier League. I was, I was like, will, what about Chelsea? And Will was like, oh, they're owned by the Russian oligarch. I was like, not Chelsea then, and everybody Arsenal, but

Will

I def,

Jerrell

my.

Will

I definitely was just like, they're owned by a Russian oligarch and they just throw money so they can get talent without any real direction. But yeah, sure, if you wanna do that, I'll eat you forever. No, no, no middle grounds for me.

Christian

If you do that, I won't go to your.

Jerrell

nah, I don't really agree with that either.

Will

Yeah, the arsenal thing was organic, but I always do find, find it funny that I chose to, I was just like, Arsenal's gonna be my team this year. And shit was sweet. I'm not gonna lie, when, when I tell a motherfucker, when you become arsenal of fan, know, 2022, whatever, it was just like, ah. So when we started winning, I was like, to be fair, I became a fan of them this summer, like before I sat down for that first match day and I was locked in, and then it, it all went well. So if anything. Was it Arto or was

Jerrell

Tell him, just tell him you watched all or nothing. really inspired you.

Will

I, I found out about all or nothing after I picked the arsenal. After I picked Arsenal, I was like, this is the team. This is the project. I can see it, and then I watched that and I was just like, oh, I'm super locked in Jersey. I gotta get my boys in on this. So if you haven't seen it, watch it. It is, it is it is fantastic watching. I might rewatch it now that it's been a couple years removed,

Christian

Now we had this wonderful conversation about Arsenal. I just wanna,

Will

go back to your N strand.

Christian

Call it back to what have you done for me, ed d?

Will

who Arsenal top of the table

Christian

we were

Will

through,

Christian

at one point last year, I believe.

Will

what the fuck, what happened through gloom or dom

Christian

No, I'm still here. Gloo. I'm just saying, what have you done for me?

Will

care about final on deck.

Christian

Bang.

Will

Eight, eight of a in the UCL playoff phase, which, hey, but you, they also played hitters, like they played Byron, things like that. Playoff don't have to worry about that till March. Huh?

Jerrell

said they don't make the final for champions. They're gonna get clowned so much.

Will

I don't think they will, honestly.

Jerrell

Oh, there are people praying for Arsenal downfall for no

Christian

As long as they come

Will

I

Christian

with Arsenal, what they either need a, a prem trophy or a UCL trophy. All the other stuff care about, like those are nice cuts, but like we, we we're.

Will

feel like that's a very fan point of view, and you hear that about the caribou, but like for instance, you saw Wesley Fofana. After they got knocked out, we LF was crying. There's players like that. Were just devastated by the loss. So yes, obviously the main ones, U-C-L-E-P-L FA Cup means so much being a chance to play in Wembley. Honestly, for a lot of people it does mean a lot. So I'm not gonna say hey, it's the same weight, but it definitely,

Jerrell

Trophy trophy.

Will

in March I feel like can go a long way towards, propelling you and giving you that platform. But even getting that far, considering the last couple years. Woes Arsal downfall, the depth. And we've been, I don't think we've seen like throughout the season a consistent lineup. It's been just a lot of rotating out a players what's working or whatnot. And we're alive in four competitions, a final in one, UCL, we will see how it goes. That can be a crap shoot

Jerrell

Beautiful thing to see.

Will

and despite honestly pretty dog shit, before leads, form of games. It was like, what? A draw in two losses or whatnot, or two draws and a loss. Still now sitting, seven points clear. All I'm gonna

Jerrell

Seven point.

Will

plenty for me lately, Christian. They're giving me hope.

Jerrell

Six points square.

Will

ways that West Ham could not.

Christian

Six points clear, but yeah.

Jerrell

Yeah. Six points.

Will

I

Jerrell

He's gonna, he's gonna go

Will

I rounded up six ways. Clear. You heard it here first. We're fucked. We're fucked.

Jerrell

Yeah. There was a graphic where it's oh, an arsenal's been top of the table at Christmas time. They've never won the league. I'm like, it's crazy.

Will

Like I saw that it's okay. That last year's price is not this year's price. We fin bi guys. I'm telling you.

Jerrell

Yeah, I believe you guys seen that into Stranger Things yet.

Will

No,

Jerrell

Oh, okay.

Will

still have the last episode to watch

Jerrell

Gotcha.

Will

there is, was gunner sores in it?

Jerrell

Sure.

Will

gutter sours should have been the main bed at the end. I can tell by the way you said it.

Jerrell

And that's a

Christian

Another perfect podcast.

Will

Oh, there it is.

Jerrell

a thing

Christian

We didn't get off topic once.

Jerrell

Yeah.

Christian

we threw in a few fuck Tottenham in there subliminally. It was a good pod.

Jerrell

we're, we're pretty reserved on taten them outside of the fact that like they can't win at home. But that's that's fact.

Will

I was pretty up on them the last, like last year and this year and they, now, it's just until it happens, we're gonna give them the Manu treatment and now that's happening for them, but I still don't believe in them. Catfish.

Jerrell

On the

Christian

Are you fourth without being able to win five in a row? Buns. Another perfect podcast, fellas. It was great.

Jerrell

Follow on our social Twitter, blue sky, Insta, the football fellas. We'll, we'll be here next week I think, guys,

Will

week Match day 25, match day 26 coverage. And then we'll also be doing previews. For the UCL leg. One ties excited for it. We missed the last two match days, so we're gonna go really fucking hard on this, on this playoff phase, right guys?

Jerrell

Yeah, I'll get my best intern on it.

Will

Oh, fuck me. All right, awesome. This has been the football fellows. Anything you guys wanna add?

Jerrell

No. I think I'm pretty good.

Will

Nip? I'm gonna make that shit my ringtone. I'm gonna make that when I get a text. N not responding

Jerrell

Later.

Will

D Lou.