Tottenham's Not So Good Season

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Will 0:05

11 runs. Yes sir. We gave up a late grand slam.

Jerrell 0:11

surprise. We're all here.

Christian 0:17

How

Jerrell 0:17

Episode 70. We missed. We missed the something. Nice episode.

Will 0:21

didn't. I It's wild.

Christian 0:22

said something very personal 'cause I

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Christian 0:24

realize the recording started 15 seconds ago.

Will 0:28

flute solo is what I was gonna say. Something very personal as well, so.

Christian 0:32

Yeah. What else are you gonna use the extra hole for?

Will 0:34

I mean, wait,

Jerrell 0:39

We we're safe for Little ears guys, please. Um, episode 70, arsenals no good. Month continues. We are se season two, episode 25 for ones who care about that. Today is Thursday, April 16th, 2026 and we're here to talk football. We are the football fellows. I'm Jarrell Wills here. Christian's here. We're all here. We're ready to, I'm trying to keep it upbeat, arsenal's struggling, but we need to bring energy. Can you guys help me?

Will 1:10

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We are,

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but,

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colleagues about the wonderful sport of football.

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but you're letting Rio Madrid and Barcelona bother you too.

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most unbiased,

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What did he say? I missed it One more time for the listeners.

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just,

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We definitely are a football podcast. Christian, do you wanna give us a review of Match Day 32?

Will 4:20

do we wanna do it how we said we'd do it like a month ago, or do we wanna do it the way we usually do it? That we said might be a little redundant, but godda it's tradition now know.

Jerrell 4:29

I want to do it the way Christian wants to do it.

Will 4:31

Ooh, yeah, I've heard that before. Am I right, brother? Thanks girl.

Christian 4:37

run down these games. Match Day 32 review. We got, man, got the charities beat Arsenal two, one.

Jerrell 4:45

Say it with your chest. We're impartial.

Christian 4:48

no.

Will 4:49

me collect those tears. Boy.

Christian 4:51

only won, won one game in the last four or five. All

Will 4:55

I mean, I mean, what else?

Christian 4:59

fun fact, April's

Jerrell 5:00

April hours.

Christian 5:01

where our Teza hasn't has is under 500.

Jerrell 5:04

Is a 41% win rate, but we'll get, we'll, yeah, let's, let's dive into it. We're doing it way. Let's go.

Christian 5:10

two. Anyways, the cherries B arsenal two one

Will 5:14

Pivot

Christian 5:14

uh, B Burnley two zero.

Jerrell 5:16

Nevermind.

Christian 5:17

and Everton tied twos Sunderland beat shit one zero The tricky

Will 5:24

crazy.

Christian 5:24

tied against

Will 5:25

Mm-hmm.

Christian 5:26

one. One Crystal Palace after destroying three zero Sir, east side. Sir, sir, I Oside. B two one against Ca Castle

Will 5:35

Sorry, I, sorry.

Christian 5:38

Man City destroyed Chelsea. Three zero. Manu loses to Leads United. Two. One Good Liverpool Easy game against Fullham two zero. And then the West Ham and Wolves tie

Jerrell 5:52

Very nice.

Christian 5:52

at

Jerrell 5:52

Alright,

Christian 5:53

Uno.

Jerrell 5:53

I'm gonna bounce around a little bit. I think. I don't know if we want to talk about all games. You can if you want. Um, I do wanna focus on the relegation matches and top of the table, so, um. Wolves getting the draw. I mean, wolves are pretty much relegated, right? We've, we've kind of foregone conclusion mathematically. Are they relegated?

Will 6:12

No.

Jerrell 6:14

No.

Will 6:14

They're, they're, they're, they're damn close though. Like they could have went out. Yeah. That's about

Jerrell 6:24

Okay.

Will 6:24

if they went out, there's a chance, but.

Jerrell 6:27

Uh, but a point, a point for Westham, a point for wolves, it does matter still for the wolves. Uh, westham gets, can, can you even call it a buffer? I mean, yeah, I sure taught them can tie next week. But, uh, two point buffer above the line as it stands, westham is staying

Will 6:43

that's a huge, huge thing. Now it's, spurs gotta win. gotta win. That's a huge.

Christian 6:48

Yeah.

Jerrell 6:50

or away in the next one. Oh, they're, fuck

Christian 6:52

the bridge a little bit with that, with that tie.

Jerrell 6:55

yeah.

Will 6:56

had, with the chance to really kind of give themselves like a, a, a wide gap in, especially where they were like, um, what, ago, three months ago, where we were just like, oh man, it looks like West Ham's cooked and they come alive enough to almost, I love wolves last season, really, honestly, after the break, and they've been looking really good.

Jerrell 7:14

The more will doesn't believe in them, the better Westham does. Uh, 17th position. Uh, the other team down there in relegation besides Tottenham is Burnley. Burnley did not do themselves any favors. They lost to O to Brighton. Brighton trying to get into that Europa spot. Currently occupied by Brentford Heard.

Christian 7:41

Yeah, uh, congested board here, Brian, that I was able to stay alive with that 2 0 1. Um, like you mentioned, with only one point behind Brentford, they still have a chance to, shit. They can't even qualify for Europa at this point with only two games behind. Chelsea. on a bit of a slide right now. I think they lost three in a row, but yeah. Uh, good game from Brian.

Will 8:03

Chelsea have looked bad for like, yeah, like the last like eight match days I think.

Jerrell 8:09

Right. Uh, look, hang on. I'm trying to remember things. Man. City, man, city won the car about cup. Uh, it's been a while since we've done this. Man. City won,

Will 8:20

don't have to do that again. It's okay.

Jerrell 8:21

right? But what does that mean? Remind me now that they're, they are in a Champions league position, them winning care about, does that shift to the next highest qualifying team? So that, does that now mean the top eight teams get a year spot?

Will 8:37

Um, I don't think so. Gimme one second.

Jerrell 8:43

Because there's two teams. Okay.

Will 8:45

they earn a place in the playoff round of the U UFA Conference League, but they don't automatically qualify for your rope.

Jerrell 8:54

Okay, because there's always two Premier League teams in the

Will 8:59

go to the highest

Jerrell 9:00

Europa League.

Will 9:00

not already qualified for European competitions. So you'd

Jerrell 9:04

gotta put the graph together again.

Will 9:05

stop spot in the conference league is clinched, but um, yeah, so it is just a knockdown effect essentially. So they're realistically they're going to. Qualify for Champions League. Um, there'll be five teams through that and then just depending how it shakes, so, um, another team in theory should qualify.

Jerrell 9:27

Okay, so top it would be the top eight. Going to Europe in some way or capacity, right.

Will 9:35

Sure.

Jerrell 9:36

Yeah, because what we didn't talk about is the Premier League was awarded a Fifth Champions League spot based on the UFO coefficient.

Will 9:43

we

Jerrell 9:44

So

Will 9:44

we said it was damn near impossible for them to Not

Jerrell 9:47

not to get it.

Will 9:48

Yeah.

Jerrell 9:49

So as it stands, it's Arsenal man, city, man, United, Aston Villa, and Liverpool occupying those champion league spots. Chelsea is in the Europa League spot and Brentford is in the conference league. Um. That six. Six all the way down to what you can argue. 12 is all up for grabs. Maybe you could probably even go lower. I don't know. How much faith do you have in Crystal Palace in Newcastle to like surge in the last six games of the season? No.

Will 10:22

no,

Jerrell 10:23

Okay.

Will 10:24

no,

Christian 10:26

Quick,

Will 10:26

that's why, that's why I'm here. That's why I get paid the big bucks, so

Jerrell 10:29

Yeah.

Will 10:30

it's gonna be enough for me boys. So.

Jerrell 10:33

Faith at all. So.

Christian 10:36

yeah. Who, who they got coming up? They got westham, they got Liverpool. The cherries Everton. Yeah. No, it's not looking like, oh yeah. Yeah. They're not,

Will 10:47

I mean with, with our look, they're probably about to go on a crazy wicked run now. Yeah. So every time we doubt a team, they just go off. So.

Christian 10:54

their last two games are against Man, city and us, so

Jerrell 10:59

Who's that? Uh, Newcastle. Oh, crystal Palace,

Will 11:04

Take the dive. the dive.

Jerrell 11:08

London United. Uh, yeah.

Will 11:13

outside of that Ingham Forest Aston Villa, both let me left. Uh, meat on the bone, um, in my eyes from both, both ends. Um, Aston Villa.

Jerrell 11:20

Don't waste.

Will 11:21

With how Chelsea's been wobbling, they should be okay, but three points would be huge for them. Um, had a chance to jump Manchester United with their result on the week, um, Nottingham Forest sitting in 16th, that they had the two extra points. It, that feels like it would've been damn near safe. Um, maybe not fully job done. Obviously with like seven, what, six, six match days on, um, seven for Palace and Man City left. But five points with six days would've felt a lot better than than those three. So. still some work to be done for Ingham force, um, but on both ends for what they're trying to achieve. It feels like something was left on the table, if you will.

Jerrell 11:58

Yeah. Uh, jumping over to Tottenham, 'cause that's just, that's just meme central right now. Uh, as we said in Tottenham is now in the allegation zone. How are we feeling about Tottenham's? Chances of staying up. Are they, what are we leaning guys? Unbiased, of course.

Christian 12:21

Uh, nah, brother. I mean, it, it's to think that they're, they're, they've had this type of season that they've had. Um, they're sitting 18th right now. They got a little. Unlucky with a deflected goal in the 61st minute, um, or Zerbe, first match leading the Spurs against Sunland. Just couldn't, get a win out of it. Uh, and they had a, a penalty taken away in the 21st minute. Uh, it's, it's a tough loss for the Spurs. Um, they have tough matches. Let's see, that's, see

Will 12:51

They have Wol, uh, next sixth, um, home against Brighton. Rode on against wolves, rode against Villa home against Leeds, uh, road game against Chelsea, and then a home game against Everett into close out the season. So, I mean, circling that Wolves game, um, but obviously. this weekend would be huge against Bright and Brighton. It's been a little topsy-turvy. They've been stronger over the last few match weeks, at least in the Premier League. Um, but that Wolves game needs to be a win realistically for them to, if they lose that game or if they drop points there. Um,

Christian 13:24

Leads and wolves are their only hope. The other teams

Will 13:27

uh,

Christian 13:28

half,

Will 13:28

mean, leads has played pretty, pretty open a lot of the season, but yeah, I mean, yeah, leads is, uh, lower on the table as well, so, um. Yeah, yeah. Villa Villa on the road. Uh, I'm just, I just would hate to see the locker room if they don't get a result. I mean, ideally you get something this week, um, you don't want that gap to widen, but if that Woves game goes sideways for them, that, that might be like something that can converge in just like, oh, we're cooked, uh, realistically. So, um, obviously every game, the rest of the season's huge, but I'm circling that Wolves game.

Jerrell 14:02

So last season, Tottenham finished with 38 points. Do they hit that number this season?

Will 14:09

If they do, they're up. Um, I think I've kind of been around like 35, 36 points is probably what, where I've kind of like been drawing that line over the last couple weeks. Um, I don't, can I say they're gonna get eight points from their next six given their run of form? No. Um, they haven't won anything in a very long time, but, um. If they can, if they can, they should be all right. Hopefully. So we, we'll have to do a relegation deep dive with, depending on how, uh, this weekends and seeing where Westham and Nottingham forests are. Um, next match week.

Christian 14:43

I totally forgot they finished 17th last season.

Jerrell 14:46

Oh yeah, because they're in the Champions League. Huh?

Will 14:48

thought, we thought last season was gonna be, you know, their injury stricken

Jerrell 14:53

In inflection

Will 14:53

then

Jerrell 14:54

point.

Will 14:54

Yeah. Yeah. I, oh, I can't believe it somehow gotten worse. Yeah.

Jerrell 15:01

Can't wait for Rex to stroll into Tottenham Stadium.

Will 15:05

Imagine like after last year's Premier League season ends or whatever, and they're headed into the Europa against Manchester United, and someone comes from the future and is just like, Hey, it's all downhill for me. Like you'd probably win the Euro Village. Just like, bro, this is great. Like, what the fuck? Like what do you mean it's downhill? Like and then Yeah, that it just. It's a wild relegation. Just like the players, they would lose, I mean, they did get zerbe as their coach, um, who doesn't have release clause. It looks like they're gonna be giving him like good control over like the team, um, going forward. So, I mean, it's a direction, but fuck man. So.

Jerrell 15:46

It's tough. It's tough. Saw thing, the N-F-L-N-F-L teams are gonna play in a championship side stadium next year when they travel to London.

Will 15:55

Is this the Meme Central you you

Jerrell 15:57

The memes is, the memes are insane. Yeah. Uh, any other matches we wanna discuss for the Premier League or do we wanna jump down into Champions League? Quarterfinals Champions League Quarter finals?

Christian 16:11

I haven't heard of that.

Will 16:11

What's that? Hmm

Jerrell 16:14

Oh, okay. Well, I'll remind you. Uh, PSG ended Liverpool's chances of winning or winning a trophy this season for the second year in a row. Uh, PSG beats Liverpool wins four zero on aggregate by Munich and Real Madrid Bangers. Bangers everywhere. Seven goals scored total around Madrid. Tried as hard as they could. They went a man down late in the game. Uh, but they fall six four on aggregate to Byron Athletico, Madrid and Barcelona. Barcelona also tried their damnedest, but it just wasn't enough. Athletico move on. Three two on aggregate. Sorry, sorry.

Will 16:54

Whatever. Uh,

Jerrell 16:56

And

Will 16:56

no reds there, I guess.

Jerrell 16:59

there was a red.

Will 17:00

Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm just talking shit.

Jerrell 17:02

Um, arsenal in sporting was a snooze fest and Arsenal win on their lone goal from the first lake.

Will 17:09

need is one the

Jerrell 17:11

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Will 17:13

shout out Hugo Eke. He, uh, ruptured his Achilles

Jerrell 17:16

Ouch.

Will 17:16

Um, he's out rest of the season and the World Cup. Um, he looked like he was gonna be in, uh, playing for France this summer. Um, but uh, he had an injury early, so, um, shout

Jerrell 17:25

Achilles had other plans.

Will 17:27

young man. Yes, the Achilles apparently did have other plans, drill. Um, you know, he's been a little up and down throughout the season and like. Conversation is about just like more like mentality than anything, but the talent's there. So hope he's able to draw back PSG firing on all cylinders. At no point did I feel like Liverpool would get into this, so,

Jerrell 17:47

Absolutely.

Will 17:48

they had like a penalty overturned, but they're already down in the tie as well. Um, but yeah, PSG looks like they're running into their post second half of the season form. Um, after this day.

Christian 18:00

Yeah, they're just a terrifying team to play against.

Will 18:04

And now we won't have to, brother. So Munich and Madrid was a fucking like slug fest. I was

Jerrell 18:14

I was not, yeah, seven goals. I was just kind of like, Hmm. Was not expecting this.

Christian 18:19

half hasn't worked. Things the second half though, I was just, I definitely took my lunch during that second half and holy crap, it was, it was stressful all around. Um, Madrid had a lot of good, uh, to, uh, to score goals. I did more goals.

Will 18:34

Manuel newer for as good as he was in that first game, I thought he was stroking out on the field. Um, in this one, honestly, I thought the free kick from Gula was class and, oh, I don't think that, but the first goal was crazy, like the Misplay when it was just like hit that single to the left, he was like, I'm hit that pass and glue there with the first time was, was amazing.

Christian 18:52

Yeah. He had one earlier in the season where, um, he caught the goalkeeper, slacking the what? What was potentially going to be a bus, uh, contender. You scored that, that goal from um, past the 50 yard line. 50 yard line half mark. Yeah.

Jerrell 19:10

It's all same, right? You gotta put it in perspective.

Will 19:12

C sound. Christian Sounds like me, bro. He sounds like he's like reminiscing over what, what could have been, bro. like, yeah, it was like this. Really nice not, yeah. But, um, questions about Munich's though. Um, like ability to control the tie because I mean, yeah, they, they have talent all over Michael Elise, he scored like a crazy banger, late Lucho obviously on getting like a decisive goal after. kaga, yellow, but um, they were up two oh in the tie, let, let Madrid back into it. And then kind of we're at home and were just like, let's have a fucking shootout, bro. Let's see what fucking happens. Which I'm used to seeing with Barcelona a little bit. Well, no, two. Oh, last tie?

Jerrell 19:57

It's 2 1, 2, 1.

Will 19:59

were up two. Oh.

Jerrell 20:01

Him in, that's what he.

Will 20:02

saying. So that's what I'm saying. Like you typically, Byron, they'll play a little bit more discipline and Yeah. Madrid was able to like, kind of like get a nice goal from MB Bape, but even in rewatching that game, um, I feel like Byron just does, like, while they have the firepower, they, they don't have like the typical match control that I'm used to seeing from them is what I was trying to say. It did end up two one of course, but um, there, it felt like a couple times, like they could have iced it and then coming into this one. Yeah, this one was just like. Up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down. Like, let's, let's fucking play Russian roulette. It worked out for them in the end, but those margins were thin, right? Um, Lucho was able to get a Google, um, Kaga when messaged me after he was just like, Kaga, what the fuck, bro? I was just like, bro, I'm watching this zero zero exciting arsenal type. I'll get back to you. So when I watched it, I thought it was for the, uh, it was the, no, no, dude, I lock in on my team. I can't do both. Um. I saw the initial touch and I thought, I was like, Ew. Did they give him like a second yellow for the touch and then the next 10, 15 seconds coming, Inga, kicking the ball, picking it up, going on a little journey. I was just like, I mean like is delay. Um.

Christian 21:13

It wasn't even that bad. It made it seem like he walked a lot further, like when it was like super zoomed in with him holding the ball. But when you like zoom out, he took like five steps with the ball. I think the, the ref didn't remember, he had already given him a second and when he started pulling out the second yellow. I feel like if the ref knew he was already on a yellow, he wouldn't have pulled out that second

Will 21:34

But I'm also just like. Devil's advocate, why the fuck does that matter? Like if you'd give the yellow like I, yeah, I think you're right to, to, to clarify. But I'm just like, if you're gonna give a yellow, why? Why does it matter if someone's on a fucking yellow? Right? I'm just still in my head because I'm rethinking this Barcelona time. Just like, damn bro. Like maybe that should have been a ER or whatnot and just like, Hey, maybe that was a yellow. It's crazy you had to do Avar check for it. But I'm just kinda like. If you're gonna give a yellow, why does it matter if he's on one or two? I mean, I think, I think ka inga, regardless of just like whatnot, you have to be aware, Hey, I'm on a fucking yellow regardless. Um, and I don't think there was a reason for him to like, take the lake to kind of dilly dally with the ball. Um, and maybe that's my arsenal trauma from last season, but, um, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Crazy, crazy. And, uh, obviously lucho scoring like almost immediately after doesn't help anything but.

Christian 22:29

Also talks have come being God, he's been falling out of favor. Um, and there's talks about him leaving this summer.

Will 22:40

I think the only thing I'm worried about with like Barcelona and uh, Madrid, typically like selling guys, is just like most players won't wanna leave. And even when they do is someone gonna pay the same wages. Um, Kaga I think is still class. I think he's played in a lot of different positions underneath ENC and whatnot. But, um, I think it's just like once you kind of hit like the top of like your perspective, there's only a few teams that can fit the wage and a few teams that like, can realistically like pay the money to get the player. So that'd be interesting to see. Um, but yeah, we'll see.

Jerrell 23:22

Uh, did we want to talk about the Barcelona game or the Arsenal game?

Will 23:26

Of course,

Jerrell 23:28

All right. What is.

Will 23:31

Um, I mean, we play same shit almost a little bit like with Byron. Um, mean, they play a specific style and they ran into a team that knows how to exploit the style. Um. Red, um, the red card was kind of just set up with just that high line. It's tough to play, it's tough to officiate. Um, maybe I'm biased. I thought Jules Kund Day might've been there. I also think Alexander Sol Loft is a big motherfucker, so him taking, you know, falling so easily, I'm just kind of just like, well, you know, if fair game, honestly gamesmanship, um, I had questions about the Danny Mofo, but besides that, I don't, I'm not gonna take anything away from that lady. Um, they did the job over two legs and, um, but Barcelona at the same time, I thought they showed good fight, um, considering just like how depleted they have. Um, what, uh, left back that they pulled from their B team in the third string last year, playing center back, um, and no Nia, um, just too many cracks in it, just kind of caught up with them. And then, so, um. Feels a little bit like a missed opportunity, but fair. Fair. Shouts at Leddy. Um, at Leddy was able to get one goal. Um, shout for IMI Lopez because I would've cried like a little bitch on national tv. Um, when Barcelona scored their first two goals, he had a free header late, um, at Letty's Goalkeeper Muso. Had a fantastic save point blank, but he also pleaded the fuck f forme face, um, in his follow up. Um, and on broadcast you could see just like, almost like a fountain of blood leaking, like a silhouette. I almost gagged a little bit, looked away. I was just like, Hmm, well, looks like.

Christian 25:06

Oral farming in the corner with the sitting on the ball.

Will 25:08

Bro, what is he supposed to do, bro? He was waiting for the corner, bro. It was a six, also six, seven minute delay. Four minutes of injury time. But I thought, I was like, damn, there he goes. I guess Rashford iss gonna have to play left wing, I guess we'll put for me or we'll have to like figure this out. Nah, nah, he played the whole night. He showed up for me and Lopez. But, um, at Letty, at Leddy with, you know, they all, they have to focus on rest of the season is Champions league and they're gonna have a tough tie. Against Arsenal, potentially who finished one. Oh. Well, how do you guys feel as Arsenal advanced to their second semi-final and as many years, first time they've ever done that as a club?

Christian 25:44

Has

Jerrell 25:44

vacuum. That's great.

Christian 25:45

the most boring game at Leti versus Arsenal? just hold the wall.

Will 25:51

Uh, I really, it's more fun than they typically are, to be fair. They have,

Jerrell 25:55

I.

Will 25:56

have what Adam Luman they got in January has been fun. Obviously Julian Alvarez is a monster. Um, Juliano. Simone's been good. Like they have pieces there and they're not as like defensively 10, like they, they don't have that tension that they typically have. I'm high key, a little bit worried about Arsenal because they don't have anything. I can hang my hat on offensively right now where I'm just like, oh, this is gonna, it really feels like if our zone goes through on the tie, it's like a two, one over two legs, like. isn't gonna be like a seven goal thriller over two legs or anything like that. I feel like Arsenal's gonna try to control stifle, see if they get moments. But at ledi shown that, you know, if you don't just kind of bury them, they might, they have, they have enough quality that you can get those like moments of brilliance. So, I don't know, like worst run form of the year, looks like all those injuries are catching up to them. So.

Jerrell 26:57

Yeah. Tough. Uh, just

Christian 26:59

in

Jerrell 26:59

nervous. Gave a what?

Christian 27:03

Are the games in April.

Will 27:05

of

Jerrell 27:05

Uh, yeah, one.

Will 27:06

One of them is, yeah.

Christian 27:07

Okay.

Will 27:08

Yeah. Two weeks. So. And depending on what happens this weekend, every game might just feel like a final for Arsenal the rest of the year. So, so like I said, at Leddy, like Barcelona on the weekend, they played all their starters trying to like capitalize on the dread dropping points at Leddy. They said, fucking bench all of them. This is what we're here for. Cholo style. So, but it does feel like the winner of the Champions League, um, you know, my bias is removed right now. All things stay even and like the teams are as what they're, is gonna be from that PSG by and tie.

Jerrell 27:41

Yeah, definitely Guzman's, uh, farewell season continues, uh, 'cause he has Copa Re and

Will 27:48

weekend, yeah,

Christian 27:50

does he officially make the switch?

Jerrell 27:51

July, I believe.

Will 27:53

when the MLS

Jerrell 27:54

There it's, and there it is. Uh, we also had Europa League, Ashton Villa and Nottingham won their ties, so they'll play each other on April 30th

Will 28:05

hell a drill. Give the

Jerrell 28:06

and Europa conference, Christopher did events, events to their semifinal. Their first league will also be April 30th, so

Will 28:14

Yeah. Who are they playing?

Jerrell 28:16

I dunno.

Will 28:17

fair.

Jerrell 28:21

I have no idea.

Christian 28:22

That was a good game

Jerrell 28:23

Yeah, that was, yeah, that was, they played aina,

Christian 28:28

to advance to the.

Jerrell 28:32

semis, maybe another trophy in Crystal Palace's future. How exciting. I'm rooting for them two trophies in two years. Very nice. Uh, will do you want to close out with our preview of Match Day 33?

Will 28:46

I, I Catton, Aston Villa Sunderland starts off the ties for this weekend. Then, uh, Brentford versus Fullham. We'll be playing at Brentford Gtech, Chelsea v Manchester, United in a game between the traditional power 16 sides, crystal palaces versus westham, and a huge game for Westham as they look to eco over the relegation line, Everton versus Liverpool. In that mercy side Derby, uh, Everton's first, uh, first tie playing host in their new stadium. Um, following last year. They had good results too. Did they beat them earlier in the season or did they tie, am I drunk? It's fine.

Jerrell 29:21

I think Liverpool one.

Will 29:23

Leads, United versus Wolves. Wolves. They said you were dead. I refuse to believe it until you're mathematically eliminated. Don't lose this week. Manchester City versus Arsenal. Clench your butt holes, fellas. Um, this is a final man, city with all the momentum Arsenal with like 0.27 xg from Open Play Goals. Um. From Open play and their two games this week. Um, tough task as they look to flip the resolve their of their Caravel final tie with them. Newcastle V Burn myth going on. We have Ingham forests versus Burnley nine ham forests looking to get a little bit safe above that relegation line once again. And then Spurs versus bride and Spurs, as if not now when, 'cause you might be two games back if you don't get it this week. And that is your matched 8 33 preview.

Jerrell 30:14

Liverpool one. The last matchup, it was two, one.

Will 30:17

a dick, Molly Bushel.

Christian 30:19

It's crazy.

Will 30:20

What? What? I was just ad-libbing off. I was riffing off of, did I misread that? Guess so.

Jerrell 30:28

yeah. Uh, yeah. Well,

Christian 30:31

guys wanna keep, uh, track on any, any unforeseen things for the

Will 30:36

Just the

Jerrell 30:36

Brent

Will 30:37

bro.

Jerrell 30:37

Brentford. Fullham is a West London Derby.

Will 30:39

bro. Fuck the rest. City

Jerrell 30:40

Yeah.

Christian 30:41

watch for the rest of the season because, uh,

Will 30:43

Stop. Stop. Fuck them. What are we doing guys? What are we don't, no, no, no. This week. It's Man, city versus Arsenal. Bro. I've been even Steven's all year, bro. I'm not even, I'm not Steven this week, bro. It feels bad. I'm trying Rebo. Guys, guys. No, no, no, we're not. We're not. We're not.

Christian 31:16

The

Will 31:17

not even, nah, bro. I need it. Okay. I've been chilling all year. Okay. Uh, Hey bro. Even Stevens all year. Yes. Yes, Christian. I'm worried now because I was there. We were all there when we dropped points twice in the second half of the season. Man, city, just chugged along. You know, fucked up last week. We're on a little bit of a slide. I can excuse that FA cup shit. Abs, I can excuse care about. Do not fuck on me. We've been on top of the table since match day six. Do not fuck in my face. And then tell me, here's dinner. Okay? Don't shit on my table and ask me what's for dinner. That's some bullshit. All right. Fuck Brentford. Versus full and respectfully, fuck, fuck everything else going on. It's Manchester City versus Arsenal. I need the results so then I can be chill next week.

Jerrell 32:04

And and to all our listeners, if you got something to say, say to Will Sket at.

Will 32:09

on me. I mean, at me, skeet at me. Fuck. Fuck bro.

Christian 32:14

I think that was

Jerrell 32:15

And on Blue Sky,

Will 32:17

Fuck

Jerrell 32:17

he'll be responding to all of you.

Will 32:19

Shit. Don't make, I might live now. I, I might live. I might live skeet we're all watching the game together this Sunday. Hey bro.

Christian 32:26

on my Patreon.

Will 32:28

Hey bro.

Christian 32:29

wholesome over

Will 32:30

It's the squads only fans. Okay. The only fellas.

Jerrell 32:36

Oh, no.

Will 32:37

Oh yeah, we gotta rebrand that. That shit sounds real. so yeah. Yeah. I, I'm gonna chill now. I'm gonna chill till

Jerrell 32:45

On a side note, the match day 31 makeup game for Man City and Crystal Palace will be May 22nd. I just wanna put that out there. Um,

Will 32:51

Sorry.

Jerrell 32:52

yeah. Well, but yes. No, I agree. Well, uh, this basically is the final if, if Arsenal cannot win. If Arsenal, what if they draw?

Will 33:03

we're good. I'm, I'm back to chill, bro. We, I, the biggest, well, we'll be clear. Even if, we lose this week, then um, Manchester City still has to win and then we're getting into gold. Differential Arsenal controls their destiny as long as they don't fucking lose. If man City wins their, their drop game would be even on points. Depending on the tie right now we're three. Three goals clear on goal differential. If we lose by one, we still be two goals, clear on win differential with a game. Once again, a game in hand for man city. We control our destiny as long as we don't lose. If we do, if we lose, if we lose, you might not see me for a while, you know?

Christian 33:49

This is all I have.

Will 33:51

It's a good dream. Okay. I don't think I can

Jerrell 33:54

How quickly,

Will 33:56

27 weeks on top of the table to fucking fold and like match date 36, like I can't do it. I

Jerrell 34:02

how quickly it turned

Will 34:03

all game. Huh?

Jerrell 34:04

into Man City, getting the domestic trouble over Arsenal.

Will 34:11

I'm gonna

Jerrell 34:11

How quickly.

Will 34:12

clips of all the video of just like us, like kind of talking shit. Oh, it's a transitory year. Oh yeah. They're kind of ass or whatever. All this shit like, no bro, I'm not doing it.

Jerrell 34:21

It was, it was the win. It was the winter window. That's what did it

Will 34:25

one

Jerrell 34:25

They,

Will 34:25

this year or last

Jerrell 34:26

this recent one. Yeah.

Christian 34:29

Cherokee was a great pickup.

Will 34:31

Uh, eat a dick.

Christian 34:35

So on non arsenal, man city, uh, how you feel about your boy Igor sitting one goal

Will 34:39

Sure. Oh yeah.

Christian 34:41

sitting, one goal behind Holland in the race for the Golden Boot for this season, I.

Jerrell 34:46

I'm, yeah, no, it's, it's great. I mean, he, he got to play, he got the call up for Brazil as well. Um,

Christian 34:53

score for Brazil?

Jerrell 34:55

penalty, yes, I believe.

Christian 34:57

it.

Jerrell 34:58

Um. Yep. Reddit going crazy, talking about, wow, the premier Striker for Brazil is place for Brentford. So no shout out for, uh, to Thiago. He's having a great season. Um, someone might, might buy out that contract, I don't know, tends to happen

Will 35:15

you guys got

Jerrell 35:16

to Brentford.

Will 35:17

You guys didn't spend anything crazy on him, right?

Jerrell 35:20

Brentford never does.

Will 35:21

I mean,

Jerrell 35:24

They just, don't, they, it's,

Will 35:25

mean,

Jerrell 35:26

it's analytics,

Will 35:27

wrong. Yeah. But.

Jerrell 35:28

yeah.

Christian 35:28

this season if you guys qualify for some type of European competition, you'll, you know, be able to justify

Jerrell 35:33

Might try and hold onto the pieces. Yeah, but look at Crystal Palace last year they got fucking gutted. Um, so

Christian 35:40

Uh,

Will 35:41

You,

Christian 35:41

little bit different of a story. They finished like 16th.

Jerrell 35:46

true.

Will 35:46

I mean, crystal Pellis has been systemically gutted over the last two, three years. So, but I mean, you know, I,

Jerrell 35:53

It's just a fear.

Will 35:54

it turns into a thing though where it's just kind of like when a bigger club comes ing, it doesn't matter if you want to keep 'em sometimes. So we'll see. Um,

Jerrell 36:03

Brentford tends not to get in the way of players' features. I mean, we saw, I mean, WSA took a little bit of time, but like, he eventually moved, Voya moved, like even their, even the manager left, like B Brentford knows what they're trying to build and if, if players have opportunities somewhere else, they. I mean, obviously you let him go for the right price, but I wouldn't be surprised if Degos not with the Bees, uh, next season, but he's having a, he's having a great year.

Christian 36:30

This man's broken. This man's broken. He was

Will 36:34

Ooh.

Christian 36:35

they're gonna leave. all

Jerrell 36:37

It's just, it's just the business.

Will 36:39

know,

Jerrell 36:39

Not everybody could be a Power six.

Will 36:44

why not

Christian 36:45

not

Jerrell 36:45

I know, because it's only six.

Will 36:47

No, I know. I know the answer was in the, yeah,

Jerrell 36:51

Well with Tottenham falling, I guess it's a Power five. Now

Will 36:54

looking kinda ass. I don't know, bro. We're looking

Jerrell 36:57

you're next

Will 36:57

know, bro.

Christian 36:59

Yeah.

Jerrell 37:00

top of the table. Since week six,

Will 37:01

at the end of the day. You're right, you're right. Hey, we're still top of the table. We're still in control of it.

Christian 37:05

a

Will 37:06

UCL semi-final.

Christian 37:08

in the top,

Will 37:09

And if

Jerrell 37:09

arsenal wins the Champions League and Man City gets the domestic trouble. How are you feeling?

Will 37:16

No, don't, don't put that in the air, bro. Like, what are you doing?

Christian 37:21

prem?

Jerrell 37:26

Damn

Will 37:27

not both, you know?

Jerrell 37:29

Pokemon,

Christian 37:29

It's not the Arsenal way.

Will 37:31

I mean, oh, I mean where I'm at realistically, right outside of that, that whole bit was real though. That is

Jerrell 37:38

I think. I think the Premier League. I think I'd rather Arsenal win the Premier League.

Will 37:44

If you told me coming into the season that it'd be match day 33 and we're top of the table and we just clenched our second semi-final. And you told me of the teams left. It's us, PSG, Byron, and at Letty. I'd be like, shit's kind of up right now. Right. So that, that's where I'm gonna be. That's where I'm gonna be. Honestly, shit was sweet a month ago, bro. was good. A month ago. I think we just dropped outta

Jerrell 38:12

Before left final.

Will 38:14

just, just a flesh wound. And then we lost again. It's fine. We're good. This is fine. This is fine.

Jerrell 38:20

All right, well we'll find out Sunday, 1130 Eastern time. Set your watches.

Will 38:26

I'm live skiing

Jerrell 38:28

Yeah, skied at will.

Will 38:29

pool.

Jerrell 38:32

Find me at fan fest.

Will 38:34

Is that this weekend?

Jerrell 38:36

Yeah.

Will 38:36

Oh shit. Do we have tickets?

Jerrell 38:39

What you mean? I sent you guys the links.

Will 38:41

you were putting on for the squad, bro.

Jerrell 38:43

No, I even tried. I was, I'll tell you offline, but All right. That's, I think that's it for us. We got our socials ski at Will. He wants to hear your feedback

Will 38:54

the Fellows.

Jerrell 38:56

with the fellas.

Christian 38:57

at the fellas on will.

Will 39:00

You know, if something weird happens over the next week, guys, I will stab y'all. Like, like, like if I get fucking Silence of the Lambs, bro, like, nah, bro.

Christian 39:19

Man's gonna

Will 39:19

can't, he can't back up that.

Christian 39:21

he's gonna be wary of anybody in a trench coat.