Babcocks, of course

Whatever Emmy sends, we post. 

Transcript

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Android auto. She's gonna tell me how to get there. Shut up.

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Scared.

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Hey Gator, hey Sliceberg. We're a birthday party for baby Theo and baby Jonathan. They're awake and they're screaming.

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Baby. Hey Bubba. Hi Bud.

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Hey boss.

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Hey Bubba. Bumba? Hello Jonathan. Happy birthday.

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Did you know you went around us? That's funny. I said a funny joke.

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I'm that funny and baby. Is that funny?

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Hey, the younger.

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Happy birthday, Theo.

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Happy birthday, young Petey.

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Theo, do you want some cheese for your birthday?

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Theo, check this out.

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Theo, I forgot to bring your present from the Airbnb. I'm sorry.

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Oopsies.

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Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

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And a piece of cheese.

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Theo, what'd you learn this year? Ba-ba-ba.

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Ba ba ba. Ba-ba-ba. It's okay, buddy.

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Ba ba ba. Hi Theo, you're older.

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Hey Theo, you're very cute.

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Ba ba ba.

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You're the older one. And honestly, when we leave tomorrow, we might steal you.

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Mm-hmm. You're baby A.

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Hey, Theo, do you no one wants to be a suit? Hey. Theo, do you want to go to Bucky's tomorrow on the way home? Jonathan does. We'll get you a brisket sandwich. Where are you going there, Thunder?

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Man, Theo, that outfit is gonna fit you next year.

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Yeah. We need to get Hey Jonathan, you're turning. There we go. Big John. Jonathan.

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Happy birthday to Jonathan and Theo.

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Happy birthday to you.

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Oh, he really hates the taste. Yeah, he's not like the king.

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He's too sweet.

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Not like the tang of freak yogurt.

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Jonathan's an almond baby.

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Jonathan's gonna grow up to be a bodybuilder.

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Squeeze out a silent one, like confidently.

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And then one time I thought I was doing that, and no, I wasn't. Now you have to stay a little bit.

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Well, any final thoughts for the field recording?

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Hey G-Dog. Hey Dog Berg. Woof woof. Shell dog.

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Shell dog.

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Hey, what's up? It's Eddie. We're all in the car together.

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We're in the car. We won the babies up.

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We're all crashing from a sugar and playtime high. Cheese. I've had so much fun.

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Get cheese high. Now we're hitting a cheese low. Um. We just got done at the twins' first birthday party. Theo liked. Theo liked his cake. Jonathan liked destroying his cake.

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With some good eggs, maybe we could send him in. Jonathan liked very little of the day.

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Yeah, Jonathan was not into birthday.

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Jonathan likes it if you go buh buh buh.

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Or Jonathan Jonathan hated presents and he hated cake. Theo loved presents and he loved cake.

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Uh they like it when you make the sound of a horse.

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Yep.

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Which according to Paul is pronounced. Sometimes it's pronounced.

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And tomorrow is Eleanor's birthday. That's it. That's the big weekend. Okay, that's it. Bye.