Boring Teams Call

Nothing like a Babcocks Teams call. Love it or leave it. This one will be sorted as a Season 7 episode. Sometimes bonus, sometimes season 7 official. You just never know? 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:07

All right. You ready?

unknown 0:31

Make 'em make him the full video.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

A ba.

SPEAKER_02 1:00

I guess he doesn't like it anymore. Oh he likes it. He likes it.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

Good one.

unknown 1:07

Good burp.

SPEAKER_02 1:10

Okay, I guess he guess that's it.

unknown 1:14

Good night.

SPEAKER_02 1:15

Good night, Jonathan.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Good night, J Bounds.

SPEAKER_01 1:21

All that all those hours on stage are really cool. Really counting your craft.

SPEAKER_03 1:28

Me? I think I got my worst reception ever.

SPEAKER_02 1:34

I think he need some new material.

SPEAKER_03 1:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Yeah, you were competing with the bottle.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

He's tired.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

And the passy.

SPEAKER_02 1:45

He's tired from summer school. He's tired of Theo. Yeah, well, he gave Theo his uh pink eye, so I guess it's only fair.

SPEAKER_03 2:00

I guess.

unknown 2:03

It's not a very big scar.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

No, I have two even smaller ones.

SPEAKER_02 2:06

My scar wasn't very big until it was healed, and now it's enormous, so he might still have a big scar. Don't get his hopes up.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

I don't give a shit. It's my leg. It doesn't matter. It's like it's on my face or something.

SPEAKER_02 2:29

Yeah, plus he has a cool story to tell about some guy at Jiu Jitsu.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

Yeah, ruining my life.

SPEAKER_02 2:35

Some 300-pound average Oklahoman breaking his leg.

SPEAKER_03 2:39

300-pound knucklehead just fucking destroying my ACL.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Uncle Ann.

SPEAKER_02 2:52

I wonder if I called someone a knucklehead here if they would get mad at me.

SPEAKER_03 2:55

I don't know. Jeannie, where are you?

SPEAKER_02 2:59

Backyard.

SPEAKER_03 3:00

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 3:03

And when's those hair too? Eddie, what's your hat?

SPEAKER_01 3:09

Costa Rica. I thought it was a Rocky's hat.

SPEAKER_02 3:18

I was gonna I was gonna suggest, um, now that you're talking about going to Dallas again, um, instead of going in October, going in September a month earlier, and we go to the Jimmy Eat World concert.

SPEAKER_01 3:38

Jimmy Eat World.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

But it's okay if you don't want to do that. I can do that by myself.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

Jimmy Eat World tour.

SPEAKER_03 3:49

The sweetness will not be cancelled with me. On June 9th?

SPEAKER_02 3:54

Yeah, I can't make that work.

SPEAKER_03 3:56

Ah.

SPEAKER_02 3:57

Because of my terrible life choices. It's a long tour, dang. 25 years of Bleed American. I believe I went to the 10 years of Bleed American with Peter Peanut back in the day at the Ogden. So Sheldon, can you drive yet?

SPEAKER_03 4:27

Yeah, I can drive.

SPEAKER_02 4:28

Did you go to the flea market thing today?

SPEAKER_03 4:31

No, Sarah said she wasn't feeling well, so I want to go. Oh, it's too bad. Yeah, I can drive. I can do pretty much everything to live a normal existence at this point.

SPEAKER_02 4:43

Yeah, Eleanor needs help with the babies.

SPEAKER_03 4:45

Okay.

unknown 4:47

I think I'll be okay.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

I could come down.

SPEAKER_02 4:50

Sheldon can't like crawl around right now.

SPEAKER_03 4:53

Yeah, I can't get around too good, but I can drive. I could drive and the hard part would be bending over to pick up the babies. My leg is like not good at bending.

SPEAKER_02 5:08

I think I'm on the back side of this. Whatever it is.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

Are you sick? Are you unwell?

SPEAKER_02 5:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 5:16

Uh-oh, what's wrong? You got the flu?

unknown 5:20

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

She's got the crud and she's got a husband with a dumb job.

SPEAKER_01 5:24

You're not pregnant again, are you? That'd be crazy. You gotta go take a test.

SPEAKER_02 5:31

No, because that was another layer of fun on top of it all. That was the cherry on top.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

Red van. Oh shit. They're playing the Vans Warp Tour in Montreal.

SPEAKER_03 5:43

The men stream.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

The warp tours in Montreal?

SPEAKER_03 5:46

Well, it's everywhere. It's in Montreal.

SPEAKER_01 5:48

There's one in Long Beach, California.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

It's the Warp Tour Tours. That's why it's the tour.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

I know, but they're playing in Fort McMurray, Alberta. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

Are you listening by?

SPEAKER_03 6:14

What's old Kathy pants up to? She's taking a shower right now. Whoa. In the lab. Sweetness, my lab, having a wash.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

Mm-hmm. Having a scrub.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

I've been making a field recording since the a ba ba-ba.

SPEAKER_00 6:37

A ba-ba-ba-ba.

SPEAKER_02 6:39

You should play Barbara Anford Jonathan and see if he likes it.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

Actually, that'd be good for both of them because Jonathan likes ba and Thea likes ah. So it could be ba ba ba ba ba ba.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

Ba ba.

SPEAKER_03 7:08

She's got me rockin' in a rollin'.

SPEAKER_02 7:14

Rockin' in a reelin'.

SPEAKER_03 7:15

Wow, what a fun group. My dad keeps asking what everyone in the Babcock family is up to. Does anyone have any notable life updates I can tell him? Ellen or I told him that school's over. Okay, I'll edit it out. I guess you just have to edit out all the dewy stuff.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

I'll keep my New Orleans story in. Any other Babcocks have anything to say before I cut it about what they've been up to?

SPEAKER_01 7:42

Uh, alright, I haven't listened to the podcast in the last two. I will.

SPEAKER_02 7:49

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 7:50

I thought you were done. I will I will when I drive back to work on Tuesday.

SPEAKER_03 7:57

Ooh, I have something to add. Oh, wait, Genie, you go first.

SPEAKER_02 8:01

I was just going to say, Sheldon, I can cough if I'm on a Teams meeting. You don't get the germs there.

SPEAKER_03 8:07

That's not what I meant. You cough like that in person. Emmy does it too. You both just go.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

I sent them a postcard a while back, and I don't know why they haven't got it. Maybe I'll turn this into two field recordings or something. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:27

Yeah, you better set that up. It's coming up.

unknown 8:30

Change sometime. I don't know what that's awkward.

SPEAKER_03 8:34

Come to Dallas in August. I was gonna add that I need to get I think I'm gonna get a riding mower.

SPEAKER_02 8:43

Oh, riding mower.

SPEAKER_03 8:44

And see if Gator and Sliceberg have any thoughts on a riding mower.