Salty Grummy Teams Call

Emmy says: 

Here's a long teams call with LOTS of salty language from Grummy. Season 7 never dies

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:00

I started it.

SPEAKER_01 0:02

Okay, well No, it's supposed to be a surprise. Well, we're just supposed to still talk normally.

SPEAKER_00 0:15

I was just gonna talk about how people I bet in Oklahoma it's the same how they think they have like this southern hospitality here and they're all so friendly and welcoming. But I disagree with all of them.

SPEAKER_02 0:29

Oh yeah, it's that's a fucking lie.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Yeah, I think they're all super judgy. And then if they if they come up with if they decide that you're quite and Christian enough, they'll be nice to you. But they'll But they don't say bless your heart, because then you know you're a doo-doo. Yeah, I know. So I just that's my comment on living in Texas.

SPEAKER_02 1:07

Well, yeah, that's Texas though. Texas isn't the South, and I don't think that Oklahoma is the South. It's its own thing. And like Oklahoma is to Texas, what Wyoming is to Colorado. Like it's the weird fucking debate of the weird younger sibling that wants to tag along, but like awkward. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:32

No, it's very courteous at least.

SPEAKER_02 1:37

Although I would um move to Wyoming. I would move to Wyoming. I think I could be really happy there.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Yeah, Wyoming's pretty cool, actually, but the wind blows a lot.

SPEAKER_02 1:52

Well, you know, I do live in Oklahoma where it is quite windy.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

It's famously part of a song. It's part of what's like the first thing they say about it. Yeah. Well, not like Wyoming wind. I'm like that Wyoming wind.

SPEAKER_02 2:20

Um, that's true, but uh I don't know. I think I would die here if it wasn't windy all the time.

unknown 2:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:31

I if it's not a little bit greasy here when I go on the morning walk, I'm like, oh my god, we're gonna die today.

SPEAKER_02 2:38

Yeah. I mean in the winter it's awful. But I mean that's what makes it bad in Wyoming, too. It is very exciting to be on the highway in Wyoming when it's windy and you're like, oh, that truck's gonna get me.

SPEAKER_00 2:58

I gotta go that way and I'm going this way.

SPEAKER_02 3:02

Yeah. But at least you can go 80, legally. Yeah. If you do that in Oklahoma, all the all the fucking wheels are gonna fly off of your car.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Oh, let's talk about something that's really interesting. Let's talk about potholes! Let's talk about the buzzard rental cards. What a fun experience they were. Oh yeah, you do you want me to fight them or are you gonna fight them? I'm not gonna fight them. I'm just gonna groan and moan. Well, send me all like the rental contract and stuff like that, because I'm gonna fight them. What else? What else happened? Well, I just don't know how I got signed up for the lost damage waiver because I accepted that. When did I accept that? Did you really accept that? No, you declined you declined all that. Yeah, I did. And then they put that in there. So that's why I pay them three nose for that stinking. Well, the first car that could have killed us because there's no wiper blades, there's no wiper. And then the second car that had its own little vibration thing going on. Make the kids sleep well though. But yeah. I declined everything, but somehow I got accepted. I should have called when you know when they make you stand in line for 20 minutes, then you finally get up there, and you've got two kids, and you just want to get the goddamn car and the car seats, and that's it. And no. What about the ratty ass car seat? You gotta add that to your complaint. Yeah, the ratty ass car seat is getting out of the complaint because that took another hour.

SPEAKER_02 4:46

An hour? How long were you at the rental car place? I'm gonna say something. I'm gonna say something right now. You should have had Eddie pick you up. We were right. Well, shoulda, woulda, coulda, but Okay, next time, have Eddie pick you up. First of all, he's kind of he's kind of a Larry David, only like not like fun about it.

SPEAKER_01 5:29

Well, the comfort in that scurrich came through for us. I mean, it's like, well, only of one pack and play. Well, I'm really gonna be sad about that, but I gotta go eat dinner now. And if we come back and there's two more pack and plays, one that any bottom on the car.

SPEAKER_02 5:44

Yeah, so what became of that pack and play?

SPEAKER_01 5:48

I I returned it to Walmart. Oh no, not the experience, the stream. And then Walmart. No, no. Wait, Walmart? Yeah. Did you get like store credit? Yeah. Oh, sweet. But then I bought some more stuff because mom wanted distilled water, and then I was in line forever, and they had like patriotic band-aids, and mom had just like bashed her hand up. So I was like, maybe mom needs band-aids with fireworks on them. And then there was, oh, I bought some dish soap and a bottle brush, some wipes. Yeah. Distilled. You should have water from my stupid.

unknown 6:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 6:33

Yeah, they only have gallons of distilled water. So we called this fucking gallon of water everywhere we went the whole time, and it only got down to like half a gallon.

SPEAKER_00 6:47

Yep, yep. Excellent.

SPEAKER_01 6:52

Oh yeah, next time. Next time I can pick you up. Next time just fly to Albany. Also. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

Well, but I get why they didn't fly to Albany, but.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

No.

SPEAKER_02 7:07

No, no. That was very cute. Um, yeah, you should have Eddie should've. We all knew. Deep down, we all knew. Some of us were more vogue. Oh, Eleanor lives in Dallas. She can combat drive. Like, Eddie spent some amount of time in Boston.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

Well, it's not that I can't drive, it's that mom really needs to like chill on the backseat driving.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

Well, and that's another thing. Well, that's one thing that actually kind of makes it worse, is because Eddie's such a what's Jonathan doing?

SPEAKER_01 7:51

Eddie's such a Jonathan chewing the chair.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

Eddie's um a good advocate for himself. He'll like yell at mom, and that stresses me out.

SPEAKER_01 8:07

Anyway. We survived it all. I don't know how I accepted this when I declined it. Anyway, I should have known that when the when she listed the price that I had to put the positive down. I was like, something's not right here. But anyway. Yeah, and that's the other thing. She said that that was just a temporary hole. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:28

Has it ever occurred to you guys that maybe this chick wasn't very good at her job? Like, she probably doesn't give a shit.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

She's excellent at her job. She probably gets a bonus from a budget.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Oh, that's probably true.

SPEAKER_01 8:38

People sign up for things they don't want.

SPEAKER_02 8:40

Rex is being very cute.

SPEAKER_01 8:44

And another thing, now that I just realized that we didn't grab that mirror out of that car. I know I realized that on Saturday, or you're like, damn it!

SPEAKER_02 8:55

They're being cute too.