Making the Modern Man
Supersex was a podcast exploring sexuality, relationships, and sex education that ran from July 2024 to December 2025.
The show was created during an earlier stage of my professional journey as I developed my work as a sexologist, educator, and communicator. Through conversations with guests and discussions on a wide range of topics, Supersex aimed to make sexuality education more accessible, practical, and relevant to everyday life.
As my work has evolved, so too has the question that sits at the centre of it.
For years, I have worked with young people in schools, disability settings, and relationship and sexuality education. Along the way, I found myself becoming increasingly interested in a bigger question:
What are the developmental tasks of modern manhood?
In 2026, Supersex will be re-launched as Making the Modern Man.
The new podcast explores the journey from boyhood to manhood in the modern world. Through research, conversation, and real-world experience, the show examines the five pillars of modern manhood: Self, Relationships, Responsibility, Sexuality, and Contribution.
Each episode seeks to answer a simple but important question:
What helps boys become capable, reflective, relationship-skilled men?
Featuring conversations with psychologists, educators, coaches, researchers, fathers, community leaders, and men with lived experience, Making the Modern Man explores the challenges, responsibilities, relationships, and opportunities that shape the men we become.
Thank you to everyone who listened, supported, appeared on, and contributed to Supersex.
This isn't the end of the conversation.
It's the beginning of a much bigger one.
Jordan Walker
Making the Modern Man
The Joyful Journey Through Unusual Desires
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Ever found yourself deep in a rabbit hole of human desire and thought, Wait, people are into THAT? Well, same... This week, your favorite Supersex hosts found themselves flying solo, guest-less and ready to dive into the wonderfully weird world of fetishes and kinks. From the sweet chaos of cake farting (yep, that’s a thing) to the rock-solid appeal of lithophilia, we’ve got it all covered. Oh, and we played a cheeky game of "Hot or Not" with fetishes—because why not spill a little tea on our own quirks while we’re at it?
But wait, there’s more! We ventured into uncharted territory with gems like mechanophilia (getting revved up by machines) and formicophilia (bugs, anyone?). We unpacked the intricate dynamics of age play, took a peek into the transformative world of body mods, and kept it real about the importance of consent and respect—because even the wildest fetishes deserve a no-judgment zone.
And for those who like to keep things light and spicy, we didn’t skimp on the laughs. There’s sun-soaked skin with actoresity, furry antics, exhibitionist escapades, and some unforgettable oral mishaps you just have to hear to believe. Plus, a shoutout to all the gender-blind admirers out there—we see you and we’re cheering you on!
So grab your headphones, your favourite beverage, and maybe a fan to cool off, because this episode is a no-holds-barred celebration of the bizarre, beautiful, and totally human spectrum of desire. No kink shaming, just good vibes and even better stories.
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Exploring Fetishes and Kinks
Speaker 1All right , folks buckle up , because today on Super Sex , we're diving into the weird , the wild and the downright what-the-fuck world of fetishes and kinks From cake farting yes , that is a thing to lithophilia , because apparently some people really dig rocks . Anyways , we're leaving no stone unturned . It's just Sherman and I today , as we swap stories , rank rankings whether they're hot or not and debate life's big questions , like teeth during oral yay or absolutely nay .
Speaker 1Spoiler alert mostly nay . So grab a drink , settle in and let's get freaky , respectfully , of course . Hey to all the straights , gays and nays . Welcome to super sex , the podcast where we have conversations and share our perspectives on sexuality , sex and more .
Speaker 2I'm sherman and I'm jordan , two friends , one straight , one gay , taking on all things sex good day .
Speaker 1Good day , jordan . Hey guys , how are we ? I'm good . How are you ? I'm good . We find ourselves in a little bit of a strange situation at the moment , because we had a guest who was supposed to come on the show and they've cancelled .
Speaker 1So here we are and we're basically doing this impromptu episode , which is going to be really fun , because what we're going to do is we're going to go through a whole heap of fetishes and kinks and we're just going to be be like let's hot or not , them hot or not , hot or not , hot or not the kinks and also , hopefully , we'll learn something that we did not know existed are we okay ? Are we disclosing what we're into , or are we just like sort of no , how about we do this ?
Speaker 2we're gonna do it in a way that I'm gonna ask , I'll say okay , you have one , I'll have one , we'll talk about it , we'll discuss it . If you want to share and say that's something that you're into , you can , it's up to you .
Speaker 2Maybe , look , maybe at the end , but then we'll be um , relaxed enough that we can actually maybe talk about one or two things we might like this is going to be problematic for everyone I feel like it'll be more problematic for you than it would be for me , because I feel like people that know me know that they'll just be like oh yeah , it's sherman , of course you'll be into something crazy like that I mean I suppose you're openly sharing your uh fetishes around town anyway .
Speaker 1I mean slapping people in the back of the lakes and shit , fuck you all oh my god , fuck all the way off jordan .
Speaker 2That is not a fetish , it is look okay . So we realized we all know we've spoken about this before . I like underarms it's a newfound thing I did not like . I like it , yep . And we had a recording with a um , what is she ?
Speaker 1a sexual killies like oh my god , she's everything , she's every she's .
Speaker 2She's a sex teacher , she's a sex god , sex god she pretty much is .
Speaker 1I think she's actually like a psychiatrist yes , what's the other ? Psychiatrist , psychologist , psychologist , yes , um dealing with sex and specifically like men's health issues .
Speaker 2So I mentioned that I like no jordan threw me under the bus again , I'm pretty sure . And not me I spoke about my love for the underarm the male underarm , and she pointed out that I should start looking .
Speaker 1You put your legs down , dickhead then I just like stop moving up shim that I should start looking at the back of people's knees and it all came full circle and it was like this moment during the interview where he's like oh fuck , like this is totally everything that's been happening . I never knew this was a thing that turned me on , in all fairness it doesn't turn me on , I just find it fascinating .
Speaker 2I find looking at people's back of the knees fascinating and I just want to smack them . So I'm not going to say it's a fetish , because I don't think it is . I've never looked at the back of someone's leg and thought , ooh .
Speaker 1I mean , you don't need it to get hard . That's the definition of like a fetish . Like you don't need it to become aroused , yes , but you do , I don't become aroused by a child .
Speaker 2Why are we talking about this ? Oh my God , I hope to God that no one listens to this .
Speaker 1You've got to hope that people listen to this .
Speaker 2I hope that people listen to this . I hope that people listen to this episode , but everyone , except all the people I know and , oh god , I want to , I actually want to I want to die . But look , let's get into what are we going to talk about today .
Speaker 1So I'm going to give you a few um , and then I'll give you some back and you give me some back , and then we'll just discuss all right so , but before we do that , let's break up what the difference between a kink and a fetish is Like . I think that we're going through this whole list of fetishes . Yes , right , so the idea behind a fetish is that it is something that you need in order to get aroused . Right , you cannot get aroused without that thing . Okay , so remember , on the Amy Taylor episode , how she was telling us about one of her clients who she had to kick in the balls to get him hard . That's right .
Speaker 2Right , that's the pain fetish , whereas a kink is . You don't need it to get aroused .
Speaker 1Yeah . So I suppose some of these things that we're talking about today , they could be kinks if you don't actually need it to get hard , yes . If you don't actually need it to get hard , yes . Or they could be a full-blown fetish , where you do need it to get around , right , all right , cool , you can start .
Unusual Fetishes and Kinks Discussed
Speaker 2Well , this is the one that I really want to start with , because I'm just going to start straight out the gate . Cake farting .
Speaker 1What .
Speaker 2Is this the one that you start with . It is exactly as what you think it is Cake farting .
Speaker 1Well , do explain to me what this is all about . I'm putting it out there straight away it's a total no .
Speaker 2I'm going to read straight from this clip here Grab a girl , have her strip off all her clothes , plop down on a nice gooey chocolate cake and then let one rip voila , you have egg farts is this how the aero chocolate bars are made ? Well , okay , so first and foremost hot or not ?
Speaker 1absolutely not mean .
Speaker 2farts are a little bit warm , like to me no , look , this for me is an absolute 100% fuck . No , because I have more questions than anything .
Speaker 1I'm sitting here trying to unpack that and trying to figure out , like why that will be hard for somebody and all I'm coming to is like , firstly , the taboo nature of that . That is so fucking out there . That can you imagine . Like trying to talk somebody into .
Speaker 2It is so Okay . Number one it's so specific . Number two that's so much prep work . Do I have to ? I'm going to buy the cake . I'm going to buy the cake . I'm going to bake the cake . Hold on , love , I've got a fetish . Give me four hours . I need to bake this cake and then I'm going to eat it . I have to make sure it's my favorite flavor .
Speaker 1I just want to know , is it like a gluten-free cake or what I mean ? Sugar-free , gluten-free cheesecake , cheesecake ? It was before . It was before she said and then , father , I mean I'm just thinking about the expense of that . I mean there are some seriously expensive fetishes , but but look , chocolate cake sitting , I feel like I would like a fetish that I don't have to prepare for .
Speaker 2Do you know ? I mean just something I have to prepare too much for because I feel like it's too much hard work . I don't want to do you know what though you'd totally be I don't have to prepare too much for because I feel like it's too much hard work .
Speaker 1I don't want to do it . You know what , though ? You'd totally be on the VIP list at the Cheesecake Club .
Speaker 2This is very true .
Speaker 1I really am , I'm going to tell you why . Okay , cool , give me one . I'm going to do one . I'm going to do one . Let's have a look . These mobile devices are fantastic . Okay , whoa . Age play . Age play Definition Role play in which one or both partners pretends to be a different age or stage of development . Types of age play include infantilism Infantilism that's a decent word . Daddy-daughter play .
Speaker 2Diaper play .
Speaker 1Uh-huh .
Speaker 2And yeah , that's a decent word , daddy daughter play diaper play uh-huh , um and yeah , okay , hold on . This is a hard one because I don't know . I think you know what . I'm gonna give it like a , a halfway , because I'm not saying for me personally that it's . I find it problematic for infants , anything that to me straight away is like I'm not into younger guys at all , like I just don't . I don't find that Like for me . I want a guy that's a man . You know what I'm saying .
Speaker 2I just brought him in a diaper , he could be 35 years old , and if he looks like a little boy , that's no , absolutely not . Give me a daddy , give me a daddy , I'll take a daddy , but then again I feel like , nah , not , it's not hard for me it's not hot , no , it's not for me , no , no , what about you ?
Speaker 1no , no , like I understand this one a bit more than the cake farting one . No , because , like it's all about caregiving . Yes , it's about being taken care of or giving care to somebody else , and in a weird way , I can understand how that is hot . I can understand it too , but for me , no , fuck , no . Like the last thing I'd want to do is , like get in a diaper or see my wife and oh my god , we have our 80s to look forward to exactly you can have that fetish when you actually have to wear it , imagine like having that fetish oh when you're an older person , you just like easy you're just sitting there going fuck .
Speaker 1I can't wait till you turn 85 .
Speaker 2It's just shit , wait for my kids to be in a home . Okay , there's just all these diapers everywhere .
Speaker 1I couldn't get hard in my 30s to 50s , but now maybe I'm just there in this nappy all day long bang .
Speaker 2It's hard my days , yeah , no no , okay , no , no , definitely no , okay .
Speaker 1So this one lithophilia , lithophilia is that like an attraction to batteries ?
Speaker 2arousal to stone and gravel now that's a .
Speaker 2Thing it's , apparently it's a thing . So again , I asked the question and I will always ask this question how did you find this out ? That is my question to stone , because I know from me , speaking about the whole arm per thing . I was in a situation where I was physically looking . So I was talking , looking at this dude . He's laying there , he's , you know , really muscly , really nice looking Arms are up . I looked at him and I looked at his arm . Put your fucking hand down . His arm was up and I was looking at him . I like smells . I like the smell of like a sweaty man , but not like BO , I mean like sweaty , like . I'm assuming it's a whole Fairmont thing , right ? Yeah , so in my head , how I rationalized this is how I decided to try . It was because I looked at his armpit and I thought I wonder if his armpit has that smell that I like .
Speaker 2So I put my face in his armpit and it did , and I was like , oh , this is nice . In my mind , rational steps to thinking , okay , cool , that's where how I got there I get it gravel and stones all I'm thinking what is that if ?
Speaker 1if a person has this fetish , they've been called up by their wife or partner , or whoever the fuck it is , and said you better get home in like 10 minutes time because I'm naked on the bed , ready for it . They've jumped on their bike , horny as fuck , fell off grades themselves on the gravel and goes well fuck this is what this will do .
Speaker 2I don't need to get home . How does that ?
Speaker 2even so I can understand , like you've got to dig into that gravel . Absolutely , I can understand that we don't understand and that's okay . I don't have to understand it . No , because again , as we said , don't yuck someone else's , yum , no . But my thing is there's certain ones that I can understand how you would guess it . Or you could just be like that's something that's there , I get it Because it's stuff like okay , cool , uh , let's say , you're into golden showers , it's something that's out there . Maybe you're like oh , I've always thought about what that would be like I want to know what it tastes like piss in my mouth .
Speaker 2Cool but gravel that's a dirty one for me , that's a , very that's a , that's an ouchy one , that's a very ouchy one uh , my turn .
Speaker 1That was weird . Actually , it was very fucking weird . Uh , I'm just like slapping through this list . Oh okay , body modification the description , uh it's kink of for a variety of body modifications . This may mean anything that changes the appearance of a body , from tattoos to piercings to saline injections , but this kink may also refer to specific body mods such as lip sewing .
Speaker 2Okay , I don't even know if I want to ask what is lip sewing and which lips are we talking about ? That is kinky . Come here , I asking me to sew your lips together okay , hot or not , I'm gonna say this this could be hot because I find I don't think I find guys with tattoos always hot , but I do think I like a specific dude with tattoos or a specific dude that has specific piercings , so I can understand that side of it . Yep , so I'm going to say like a maybe 50 , 50% yes .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm , I'm going to say yes , but to a limited thing , to a limited to limit .
Speaker 2limited Like if someone comes and they've got horns on their head absolutely the fuck not . Yeah , you come at me and you've got a whole lot of piercings in the right places , yeah , cool . Speaking of piercings , I have a question for you . Go , thoughts on dick piercings . Okay , it's difficult because you're straight , but just your thoughts on dick piercings for me , like for me having them or other people just in general , your thoughts would . Is that something you would ever consider ?
Speaker 1I did consider it when I was young , for sure right , not now , though right , not see
Body Modifications and Sexual Taboos
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Speaker 2I find it so , um , I don't understand . Yeah , because , as a person that bottoms , I've had experience at once . Yeah , didn't it ? Because it literally feels exactly how you think it would feel Something strange there and I just don't understand why this is pleasurable For the other person that has it . Maybe it's pleasurable , maybe it rubs up against something that feels good for you , but the minute I see a dude that has a piercing , it is an instant turn off for me . Instant . I'm not interested , don't want to .
Speaker 1I don't get that with . I definitely don't get that with female genitals .
Speaker 2In fact , there have been times where I've sat there and looked at , you know , those girls who have like this real big , heavy yep rings and labia and whatnot and gone oh okay , that's sort of attractive I the I think the only one I've ever seen on a dick that I think I like is when they've got like a little tiny bar just under the head like near the banjo by the banjo string , a very tiny one that's got two little things that I don't think I I would mind yeah yeah , but when they've got the prince albert through the hole and oh so this is going to be really gross , but when I was 17 17 we had pretty crazy rugby crew going on right .
Speaker 1Anyway , one of the guys got Prince Albert Right , got infected .
Speaker 2Ooh .
Speaker 1But nonetheless we still decided to go out and have a few drinks that night .
Speaker 2Mm-hmm .
Speaker 1He got a bit loose , way too loose . Go through a McDonald's drive-thru , he decides to get his todger out and shake it all around .
Speaker 1Oh my God , Sounds like the hokey pokey At the drive-thru window , oh my God . And I turn around and look and all I see is like blood and pus just flying everywhere . It was fucking horrendous and from that moment on I was like Never . No to a Prince Albert , oh my God . Oh , that's gross , that that's totally gross . But in terms of body mods , I actually think that a lot of people get off on it to some extent , think clip pumps , pussy pumps , dick pumps yep , that's a body mod okay for like and it's .
Speaker 1It's a relatively safe sort of thing as well . You know you're extending something for a certain period of time and yep , I mean that's also understandable .
Speaker 2I can understand that , because it leads into other things , like you know yeah size play . You want to be a little bit bigger . You just want to see cool so that I get totally . Yeah , I don't get that . How about mechanophobia ? What the fuck is that you got a thing for your mechanic down the road mechanophobia is categorized by sexual attraction to machines , sometimes a desire to engage in sexual relations with or in an airplane , a car , by a bicycle or a helicopter I've I've heard of guys like fucking their exhaust pipes yep , yep , yep .
Speaker 2Never got it , though , but it's also having in it's not just with it . So , for example , if you have a uh , a fetish to always fucking a car or on a bicycle , I don't know how you're going to do that or in an aeroplane , okay .
Speaker 1I get it , but for me , like I sit there and go , yeah , that's hot , but it's not because it's actually in the vehicle , it's because , like , yeah , sort of being a bit risque and a bit public , I mean , I think those are two different things .
Speaker 2They're completely different To me . That's public play , yeah , yeah , and I'm not going to say what I was going to leave that right there but , um , I can understand the idea of having sex in like okay , like an airplane .
Speaker 2You know , I want to join the mile high club . Um , sex in a car , been there , done that , cool , that's cool , all right . But the idea of being sexually attracted to machines , I mean , look , I'm the first person say you know , I love cars , I'm a car guy , I'm a car fanatic . Yeah , I can look at a car and genuinely think that car is sexy as fuck . Do I want to put my dick in it ? Do you want to give it your own wax off ? Absolutely the fuck not . I want to know who's driving it so I can do that to him wax off wax off um so yes , so mechanophobia fuck no no , no , I'm not there I'm not there .
Speaker 1All right , let's do oh cock holding .
Speaker 2Okay , so I hear this word all the time . Yep , and many people at work will make jokes or say this , so you explain to me what exactly is cuckolding ?
Speaker 1So cuckolding is the idea that your partner , normally like a female , will go out and sleep with other people and will sleep with other men while the partner stays at home or does it in front of them or whatever , Like the stag vixen thing in the fact that cuckolding the intent is well , not the whole intent , but a large part of it is to degrade and humiliate , right , your partner .
Speaker 2So you , basically I'm fucking this dude and you are going to watch .
Speaker 1Yeah , so it's like watch me fuck this guy because he's got a bigger dick than you and you couldn't ever satisfy me , but this guy is like great at doing that .
Speaker 2It's a not for me , not , absolutely not okay . My thing is this I get it cool . Whatever people are into that's great I would . I be okay with watching my partner fuck someone , sure yeah , if that's what , if that's what yeah if that's what my let's just say .
Speaker 2we know we had a conversation on part and goes hey , this is something I want to try . What do you reckon Can we try it ? I'd be like , okay , cool , yeah , I'll be happy to try it once and see how I feel about it .
Arousal to the Sun's Rays
Speaker 2But the whole humiliation side of things , no , because I am , I feel like I'm a lot more um , I've been told in the past few days that I might be , so I made this comment . Now you tell me what you think . Right , I made a comment twice on Friday .
Speaker 2Friday on Friday I said to two , two , three different people I was making a statement and I started off with nice , very kneecaps . Fuck you , I said I started with . I am not a jealous person at all . And before I even got to the next to the point of my story , first person looked at me and goes what the fuck ? You are the most jealous person I know . It took me back . I then go later in the evening to my two best friends say that and they both look at me like wait , what ? So I don't think I'm a jealous person . Everyone's jealous . Everyone has the emotion of jealousy . Yeah , but in the spectrum and in the list of the shit for me , jealousy is right at the bottom . However , but what people have said to me in the past week ? Maybe I feel like I don't think I would be okay fully with my partner being with somebody else , but I'd be willing to see if it was something I was into .
Speaker 1Okay , but not in a degrading way yeah , that I , I get it , I get the um , I get the . Seeing your partner with somebody else you know , having your own personal porn . Start that's great yeah , fun . It's like watching porn in real life . Cool , exactly , you know , and I understand it from like a conversion point of view , where you want to see your partner like really get off and really enjoying themselves I can even see that I think I would actually be very happy with seeing my partner getting off .
Speaker 2I don't think I would see in a way like , oh my god , why , why haven't I made him scream like that ? Yes , I would actually just be happy with seeing him getting off and thinking that's fucking hot that's hot , right , yeah , but the whole degrading thing , yep , not for you so we both agree that it's a , it's a not , it's a not , it's not . Okay , cool , so let's okay . How about ? I don't want to go too normal , okay , again , where ?
Speaker 1This one is not anywhere near normal .
Speaker 2Where and how . My question is just how and why ? Where do you figure this out ? Formicophobia what do you even think that would be ? Formicophobia ? Formicophobia no , formicophilia . You even think that would be formicophobia ? Formicophobia no , formicophilia , sorry , not phobia .
Speaker 1We don't want philias formicophilia there used to be a building product called formica arousal to insects fuck . No , I mean , my ex is pretty . I'm gonna say give me .
Speaker 2You have to allow me to , because that one obviously is just a straight away . Yeah , absolutely the fuck , not no . So , yes , we both agree that that's not right . Yeah , but there was one here that I really was wanting to talk about where is it fuck , where is it , where is it ? Oh , actoresity , huh , oh Actoresity . Huh , actoresity , that sounds like some weird Indian actor Actoresity Arousal to the sun's rays . A lot it says it here A lot of vitamin D right there . Arousal to the sun's rays .
Speaker 1Okay , personally for me , never looked at the sun , I mean , being an English person , never looked at the sun in time , fuck that .
Speaker 2I never looked at the sun period .
Speaker 1I look at the sun and I'm like , oh fuck , here we go . I'm about to get burnt Tomato . I'm a tomato . You know . I walked in my letterbox today and I got a sunburn . I was wondering what was happening with you .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , that's it . So you're going to say no ?
Speaker 1I'm going to say no , but at the same time I understand the physiological components to that .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1Because when you do look at the sun and when you do get that vitamin D , it enhances everything within your body .
Speaker 2But being aroused by it Okay , but hold on , I've got a question for you . Let me ask you a question . No Let me ask you this have you ever sunbaked nude ? Yes , okay , we're going to talk about that , okay , cool . So did it feel good ? Of course it felt good . What part in particular felt good about it ?
Speaker 1The warm glow on my pasty white cheeks .
Speaker 2So I don't know . I mean no . No , you said the right thing , I did . You said the right thing . Yeah , you mentioned your cheeks . Yeah , because this is my thing . I read this and I was like , oh my god , this is so dumb , this is so stupid . But I've just thought about it , right . I I'm not going to say frequent , but I will say that during the summer , the summer months , I may or may not partake in some nude sunbathing . Is it at a beach ? I don't know ? Is it in my backyard ?
Speaker 1I'll never tell If it isn't your backyard , like how ? Because some doesn't really get in there very much . Shut up , jordan , okay .
Speaker 2Okay , fine , fuck it . It's at the beach , alright , Okay .
Speaker 1So I One more catch up with Sherman . Oh my god , it's the only nude beach in WA ?
Speaker 2No , it's not . There's one in Rockingham .
Speaker 1No , no , that's just a normal beach .
Speaker 2No , there is one I made it up . No , there actually is one in Quinauna . Really there is one in Quinauna .
Speaker 1Yeah , but you wouldn't want to go down there . I've seen those people from Quinauna , wow .
Speaker 2Oh shit , I'm sorry , you're terrible . Okay , so I like going to the nude beach ? Yeah , because one where it is . I I'll actually genuinely like sitting on the top of the dunes and I watch the sunset . It's amazing . It's so beautiful . Perth has the best beaches and most amazing sunsets .
Speaker 1Stop laughing I don't imagine you watching a sunset with like this big body and just like .
Speaker 2This is fucking hot . And then the second thing is that I went once and the feeling of the sun hitting my cheeks , it's a good feeling , is a fucking good feeling . And then then you turn over and the sun hitting your balls , yeah , it's sort of nice , it's a really nice because it's .
Speaker 2It's a different kind of warm that you'll never feel . Yeah , it's not jumping to a bath , it's not a mouth , it's a totally different kind of feeling and I so I can kind of see where this is coming from . But specifically for me going sunbathing naked- love it .
Speaker 1You know there's . There was a whole movement like maybe about five years ago I think I haven't seen anything on it since , but basically there was all these mainly women that were showing their ass and pussy to the sun and basically the whole idea was like they were getting a lot of sun on their assholes because that , in some way , shape or form , made you healthier . I don't know how the fuck it does .
Speaker 2So I think they've got another . What happened is they've got it twisted
Discussing Double Penetration and Fellatio
Speaker 2somewhere . Someone was saying you need this vitamin D in your ass .
Speaker 1No , I think they said that you need to show your ass to my son .
Speaker 2I think they were saying do you want this D in your ass ? You should get that vitamin D .
Speaker 1And some hippie is just sitting there and going , oh yeah .
Speaker 2Show my ass to my son . No , no , no , I meant my vitamin D dick , oh my God , all right , give no .
Speaker 1No , no , I meant my vitamin D dig , oh my God , all right , give me one . All right , let's do DP . Oh , penetration of a woman's vagina or ass via a combination of , or male's ass , penises or both . Double penetration may be part of group sex scenario MFM , which often occurs in a swinging lifestyle .
Speaker 2And also , okay , lifestyle , men's arses . I've watched many .
Speaker 1Yep , so you can have two dicks or two things in whatever hole . I've seen two dicks in a mouth before .
Speaker 2I've seen that too , not in real life , I find it weird because that means teeth , teeth , and we know how I feel about teeth .
Speaker 1Your stories about teeth are just rotten at the moment .
Speaker 2I'm going to . I'm going to , we'll circle back to that one , because that's I have to tell that story at some point . Yeah , okay , so DP , go , dp , I don't know . Fucking hot , yep , I'm all about that . Fucking hot Because I have had this . I'm not going to okay . Fantasy that I would like to . I'd love to try it Now . I'm not saying as a bottom , yep , but even as a top , I think that would feel amazing , with your dick in someone and then another dick rubbing up against yoursuh . That would feel fucking incredible . I am all for it . Would I ever sit on two dicks ? Probably the fucking hell . Not because I'm not willing to lose my ass what about if they're long , skinny ones ?
Speaker 2maybe like noodles , just to say I did it . Yes , basically two little pinky fingers . Sure , let's do this . Give me three .
Speaker 1No , I think that's hot , I think that's actually very hot , yeah dp is , it can give you such a different sensation and like , of course , you know , if you try on a person with the vagina , you can have a butt plug in the butt or a toy in the butt , you know , and you go invaginally or vice versa , you know , and , um , yeah , it feels great because basically , that pressure , and especially when you've got a penis in the vagina and there's a butt plug in the butt , yeah , and the butt plug is actually like sitting on top of your penis rather than underneath , yes , that's a really specific .
Speaker 2See , I feel like it would be a very good feeling . So I'm going to say DP is absolutely the fuck . Yes , 100% .
Speaker 1Yeah , and like it . I suppose it would change with the penis , I don't know .
Speaker 2But yeah , it's . So , speaking of what you mentioned earlier , I have one that I'm . It's not a fetish , maybe it is . I don't know if it is , but I have a question .
Speaker 1Let's talk about head for a second head , head , fellatio , bjs , yep , um , are we just talking about on guys or on girls ? Guys , strictly on guys . It's strictly on guys , okay , so I have questions for you .
Speaker 2Yes , all right . So obviously you haven't given head to guide the way we understand that . So you're going to come from the perspective of the guy getting head , receiving , receiving it right ? I can do that . We all know I've spoken about I never have I spoken this in the podcast about me not really liking head . I can't remember okay so head's not .
Speaker 2It's not that I don't like it , it's not my favorite thing to do , yeah . So if someone's going to say , hey , I want to give you head exclusively , not really interested , I want head to be a . It'd be foreplay to something else , yeah Cool , I will do it If , because , again , it's foreplay to something else . But if someone says to me hey , come over and suck my dick , no something else , but if someone says to me hey , come over and suck my dick .
Speaker 2No , that's not what I mean too . Yeah , yeah , I'll do it because I'm not really loving it , but I'm gonna do it as a means to an end . Yeah , of course . Good head versus bad head . What would you define as bad head ? No , no , let's start with good head . What would you define as good head ?
Speaker 1I hate that whole thing in porn where a girl tries to throw as much of it into their mouth as possible and like they choke on it and their eyes water and stuff like that . Yep , I hate it . Not cute , okay , I hate it ?
Speaker 2What about when they look up at you while they're giving you a head ?
Speaker 1That's sort of hot , but to a limit though , like if they're sitting there the whole time , just like making eye contact with you . It's just like .
Speaker 2Okay . So I absolutely hate a specific look . So I've had guys look at me and they're doing this , this , trying to like , oh , like , like sexy , smoldering , look , oh , like the rock . And literally to me they look like that and I'm like , dude , you don't look sexy , you look like a fucking dickhead , like just don't look at me at all , because what you're trying to achieve you're not achieving . You actually , you To achieve , you're not achieving . You're actually giving
Teeth in Oral Pleasure Discussion
Speaker 2me the ick right now .
Speaker 2But I will say , though , I did have a dude , once by once , I mean recently that was so enamored by my manhood , just loved it , that I've never seen anybody so excited to give me head . And just seeing his excitement in his face and the amount of times he looked up at me and was , it was a smile that I've never in all my life looked at that and experienced that and gone , that's hot and it's making me love the fact that you're enjoying this so much , even though , yeah , it's not my favorite thing to do . The fact that he was like enjoying I've . It was like you had given I almost said something so offensive , not that one . It's like you had given candy to a pig no , that wasn't , I was gonna say worse than that .
Speaker 2Um , it's like . It's like giving someone their favorite lolly , yeah , with their favorite meal . He was going for gold and loved it some people are totally into it . Beautiful , but now , so for me , if I'm going to enjoy it .
Speaker 1Lots of spit lubrication yeah , that that was going to be my next thing . Like , the more spit and saliva the better , I hate deep throating .
Speaker 2I hate when dudes deep throat . What when they do it to you ? Yes , I fucking detest it . Why I don't like the feeling ? Because I can feel , you know , your adam's apple . Okay , definitely the adam's apple , how it's got like little ridges . Yeah , I can feel those ridges and I do not like it . I've never had that , so like I wouldn't know . Oh my god , I do not like it .
Speaker 2It is not fun I totally get that because , like you're feeling a part of somebody's anatomy no that I shouldn't be feeling yeah that , yeah , I've had a few , a few guys do it and they did it well , but again , majority of the time don't do it . Oh cool , so that's what I like . Let's talk about dislikes . What is a bad ? Bad ?
Speaker 1blowjob For me when they suck too hard , oh my .
Speaker 2God , yes , why do people ? Think that sucking hard is a good thing .
Speaker 1Like they're sponsored by fucking Dyson or dyson or some shit you are not a fucking hoover bro no , no it's .
Speaker 1I think the appeal of blowjobs is that it's warm , it's nice and there's that intimacy and connection between the person who's giving and receiving . Right , yeah , it's about that person sort of worshiping the cock a little bit . Absolutely right , so that is hot . That that's hot , yeah . And then it's that feeling of the lubrication which we talked about with the slider . Blow jobs aren't about sucking on it as hard as possible because the fucking crown of your dick actually really hurts why don't .
Speaker 2Okay , I can understand as a straight guy . I can understand why you experience that , because the girl does not know how it feels , yeah , to have your dick sucked on really hard . She doesn't know how that feels . What gets me is when guys do it . When guys do it and you're like I know for a fact you've had your dick sucked before what makes you think that this is something I'd like people are into all sorts of weird shit though , aren't they ? Which brings me to what I want to talk about , which is which is teeth teeth is is a no-no .
Speaker 2So I thought that this was a common understanding across the board that teeth ain't it ?
Speaker 1No .
Speaker 2Right , yeah , as a straight guy , you know this . Right , yeah , yeah , teeth are a no-no . Not once in my life have I ever put my teeth intentionally on a dick . Granted I can . Please don't do that . That makes me feel so awkward . Jordan's putting his teeth on the bike . The thing is this right I have I have an issue with the fact that I've experienced this . Yeah again , if you've got a really thick dick and someone's mouth is not as big as that dick get totally understand it ?
Speaker 2yeah , I've been in that situation where I've been giving head . Understand it ? Yeah , I've been in that situation where I've been giving head . Dicks too big for my mouth , locked jaw , locked jaw . Okay what I do lips over my teeth , yeah , so that I'm making sure they're not feeling teeth . That's a good . Or you or you go . This is too big for me , my mouth's too small . Let's put it somewhere else . So I want to talk about the experience that I had the other day you've had a couple of these recently , haven't you ?
Speaker 1and I'm gonna help you . You need to stop trying to pick people up at the dentist . Shut the fuck up , like maybe when charlie gets his new dent , he doesn't quite understand where they are .
Speaker 2Look , I'm going to say I'm going to go with . Maybe this dude was a dentist and he's all about the teeth , I don't know . So I had an experience where this dude bent down , not bent down Now it's down in front of me , started to give me head and straight away , not even like oh , halfway through , immediately I felt teeth right and it wasn't . And at first I was really confused because I was like , okay , maybe this dude's really new and he just does not know about how to do it properly . Right , because , hey , he's , he's good , yeah , no one's ever told him . But then it started to get progressively more painful and worse and I'm like hold on what is happening . And then I realized at some point he was using his teeth the entire time .
Speaker 2I'm going to say intentionally I want to know who out there maybe I'm wrong , are there people out there that lie teeth ? Because in my head , when I walked away from that situation , what I thought was someone's told this dude that they're like this and it's a good thing , yeah , and maybe he's made it . He's think this is what he does all the time , because he was told that this is , this is fun yeah , okay , you know what ?
Speaker 1let's do this . I'm . You can actually talk into the camera right now and we're going to do an instagram poll on this . Right , right , this fucking second , all right , let's do it . Do it . Okay , here we go . Ask the question .
Speaker 2Okay . So I have a question for all our listeners out there Is teeth okay for when you are getting Glug Glug 3000 ? That's all I want to know . Is it okay to use teeth ?
Speaker 1Glug , glug 3000? . Glug Glug what , what the fuck Glug .
Speaker 2Glug 3000 . There you go . Okay , thousand , look , look what the fuck . Three thousand . There you go okay , let's see .
Speaker 1All right , let's see , let's do this little poll .
Speaker 2I'm gonna do a poll and we're gonna find out because I need to know . Is this just me ? Yeah , because I thought it was a universal thing and no one likes teeth , but I need to . Is this something that's out there that people like and we just don't know about Because I've never heard of it before ? So what I'm going to talk about is what I want to say is so I had this experience . I felt really awkward and didn't know how to say please stop . So I kind of like , just eventually , just somehow pulled away , yeah Right . Kind of like , just eventually , just somehow pulled away , yeah Right , I was in this . I was in a situation where I could do that , and I was also in a situation where there was more opportunities .
Speaker 1Let's say , yeah , for more fun , but you couldn't because your dick is like shredded by this point .
Speaker 2No , it gets way worse than that . I finished with with the dentist Move on , move away , hoping that I can finally get some other pleasures , meet somebody else . They go down . What do you think they did ? Same fucking thing , not as bad . I think this time it was more just a case of I can't do it properly , or my mouth was just as in he can't do it properly , or his mouth was just too small , but teeth again . What I was sore for three days , this is two guys in one night .
Speaker 2This is two guys in one night that both did the same thing . Was this at the thick ?
Speaker 1and juicy event . Yes , it was Thick and Juicy event yes it was . I'm so glad that I put you on to that event . Yes , you might have got chafing , but you know what ?
Speaker 2This is great Jordan's just putting my business out there . Yes , God I hope . Thick and Juicy now get a free promo . I fucking hope that they did not . Any of the dudes over there Are listening to this . I don't care . Yes , it was , I think , a juicy . Oh cool , we have to talk about that , did we talk ?
Speaker 1about that ? We didn't talk about that .
Speaker 2Off mic . We need to discuss that Because I need to tell you all about that , apart from the fact that I had my dick almost chewed off , but for the record I left there . I got home .
Speaker 1Underwear against the head of my dick was excruciating see , but the thick and juicy event was a few days before halloween , right , maybe you just caught the guys who were going as dracula and were testing out their fangs you know what ?
Speaker 2I would have been happier with that , because there would have been a fucking reason as to why it was happening . This is all I'm saying . Oh , so yes , um , teeth , uh , absolutely all right , next run , let's do .
Speaker 1next run . Next run , next run , let's get it done . Oh , we've just talked about fellatio , which is cool .
Speaker 2We've talked about fisting heaps , so we're not going there . Yeah , let's not go there because you know we've done been there .
Speaker 1Oh , okay
Exploring Uniform and Military Fetishes
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Speaker 2Furries oh my gosh , that's literally what I was going to look up next . Ooh , okay .
Speaker 1Fairies oh my gosh , that's literally what I was going to look up next . Fairies Okay , it says here . This kink is hot . Literally Is it , is it ? Fairies dress as animals or humanoid animals , creatures , sometimes decked head to toe in fur . They often don animalistic dildos via strap-ons to enhance their furry play . Many furries engage in role-playing games and cosplay as part of their lifestyle , which can become quite expensive . Note that some furries engage only in costumes and role-play only , and no sexual activity , although some people do not see a distinction To differentiate . Yiffy refers to a sexualized furry fetish . Did you know ?
Speaker 2a thing called Yiffy ? I did not know what the fuck is Yiffy to a sexualized furry fetish . Did you know a thing called Yiffy ? I did not know what the fuck is Yiffy .
Speaker 1I don't know . I know Jiffy is like that stuff that you clean the house with . I've never heard of .
Speaker 2Yiffy . I've never heard of Yiffy . Okay , furries , furries .
Speaker 1Hot or not ?
Speaker 2For me not . No , not at all , because for me it goes into animal play . Yeah , and generally for me , in my mind , what I assume most furries would be the whole dog-looking kind of situation . And I love dogs , dogs are cute , and I just don't find that remotely . Yeah , I don't find that remotely hot for me . But hey , again , let's preface the fact that we , all of these fetishes we're talking about , we are not saying these are wrong , we're just saying that we're .
Speaker 1Either . This is not or not .
Speaker 2Yes , if this is what you're into . If you're a furry , power to you , get in your costume with your fur and go for gold . Yeah for sure , I mean , the furthest I would go would be a furry butt plug , a tail butt plug , and that would be it , because I just think that would be fucking hilarious .
Speaker 1Have you seen those memes of the girls wearing a skirt and like a little tail pluggy ?
Speaker 2I fucking love that Furries for you , furries .
Speaker 1No , I do understand the base behind it though , okay , which is Dominance submission .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1Because it might not be true for all furries and I'm not 100% on the furry game , but nonetheless , the idea that I understand is that there is this dominance and submission side of things , right . That I understand is that there is this dominance of submission side of things , right , and that is basically what people are trying to get out of that . I mean , when you sit there and you have a look at any dog , there's like a dog and a master , right ?
Speaker 1yes , this is so so you know , you've got to think it's , it's got to play into that in some way shape or form . I , I can understand that and I get it . It's not my thing but I get it and like , I think , all these fetishes and kinks on the surface , you sit there and go oh , that's a little strange .
Speaker 2But honestly , when you think about , when you really delve into what it actually is , there's always something deeper which is entirely fucking normal .
Speaker 1Yes , there's always something deeper which is entirely fucking normal . Yes , and submission and domination to me is something that most people play with an element of Like the highest . One of the highest selling sex toys of all time is fluffy handcuffs .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 1Right and yes , that gets into bondage and restraint but that's also linked to domination and submission , right .
Speaker 2I feel like a lot of things are kind of always linked to submission and domination , yeah , which I think sometimes people don't understand or don't think that it is like you're saying with this , I would never have thought of that straight away . Yeah , understand , or don't think that it is like you're saying with this , I would never have thought of that straight away . Yeah . But a lot of the time people get off on the whole being submissive or being dominant .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , totally , totally All right .
Speaker 2Next one . Next one I've got for you is easy one exhibitionism Kind of already . Okay , let's go Hold on , let's go .
Speaker 1Yeah , let's go okay , okay , exhibitionism all right from a me doing it point , or my partner doing it both okay . From a me point of view , I'm gonna say no mm-hmm like it doesn't turn me on .
Speaker 1Yeah , but if I see my partner doing it , it might turn you on . It's sort of hot , right , I know exactly where that comes from , right , and it's like I can tell you the exact moment and the exact place . Yeah , so this was probably when I was about 18 , 19 . The boys were out in the booze and can you remember Carnegie's when it was open , and there's a little pizza shop across the road from there , right ? So , anyway , there's a bench out the front of Carnegie's and some girl who was clearly fancying herself a bit much that night and wanted a bit of attention . She decided to rustle up all the boys , wanted a bit of attention . She decided to rustle up all the boys . She bent over the top of the bench and pulled her , pulled her skirt right up and let the boys have a good old look , and I was standing across eating my pizza . I was across the road eating my pizza and I was just like Jordan's eating his pizza .
Speaker 1And yeah , that sort of shit embeds itself when you're drunk and 18 . Of course , and yeah , since then , exhibitionism , cool , yeah , great , hot , not something I'd do and , to be fair , like nobody would really look , even if I was , I feel like I feel like jordan . Someone would look probably and then slap some handcuffs on me and take me away . Yeah , I think . The other thing though exhibitionism . There's this weird thing about consent as well .
Speaker 2I'm literally just reading here the first thing it talks about is consent .
Speaker 1Yeah , there's this thing about consent that although like I sit there and go , yeah , that's hot , at the same token other people don't necessarily want to see that stuff .
Speaker 2But see , I think it needs to be for me in a controlled environment , and obviously that that goes against what it is , yeah , but okay , not so much a controlled environment , but at least in a place where you know that if someone comes across you , yeah , it's going to be something that they're kind of going to be into yeah , yeah , you know , I mean like not just fucking going out of outside of your house . Yeah , you couldn't do that , going crazy and with people walking past families and shit .
Speaker 2Yeah , I mean in a situation where let's just say , for example , you in a , a club that has a little bit to do with sexual stuff , it's not a sex on premises , maybe a sex kind of sex like a fetish party .
Speaker 1Like a fetish party right , pleasures or something like that ?
Speaker 2yeah and if you're at a fetish party and you kind of see someone going , hold on , are they dancing in the dance floor or they are they just grinding ? Yeah I mean , if I saw that and thought and realized that there was two dudes in the dance floor and they were actually getting into it , yeah , I would find that hot as fuck oh yeah yeah , I would find that hot .
Speaker 2I mean , I'll be , I would be the one that wants to do it . Just because it's , yeah , I'm gonna say hot . I'm gonna say hot with the preface of one consent and two , in an environment where it is not , I'm not gonna say expected , but understood , but understood .
Speaker 1Yeah , totally , totally . Okay , and yeah , there's all sorts of reasons why exhibitionism is a thing you know like from the person who's doing it they get all the attention . Yes , for the person who's watching it , you know it's a taboo thing , but it could also be part of like wanting to see your partner sort of step out of their boundaries and you know , move out there .
Speaker 1All right , I reckon let's do one more each and let's see what we got . Okay , I'm just going to scroll through and wherever comes . Ooh , no , in fact , you can't do that one . We can't do that . Okay , yeah , you can't do that one , we can't do that . Okay , all right . Well , I don't know which one I should do here . I just found my one Because , okay , you choose which one Are we doing ? Micro fetish or military ?
Speaker 2You choose which one Are we doing micro fetish or military ? I want to do military just because I feel like I'm going to say yes to it .
Speaker 1All right .
Speaker 2So uniform fetishes ? Absolutely the fuck . Yes , of course , because , like I feel like majority of human beings have that .
Speaker 1Do you have a uniform ? That is your go-to .
Speaker 2In particular . Yeah , that I would find more hot than something else . Yeah , I think I'm going to go with everyone goes with , like firemen . But you know , I'm actually going to say army , army , person , army uniform . Say army , army person .
Speaker 1Army uniform the , but the right kind of guy . So just anybody in an army uniform just can't have some like ginger dweeb , just no , no that , and police officer .
Speaker 2But again , I feel like police officers do this thing to us , right ? I reckon they put in , they specifically wear pants that accentuate their fucking asses and for some reason , every police officer I've ever seen has got a nice ass and it's very distracting while they're saying sir , stop looking at my ass , I'm trying to give you a ticket , but I'm gonna go with . Yes , absolutely , policemen and army , fuck yes you know , um , you know .
Speaker 1So , yeah , story about that , though . Right , I ran an ultra last year , last December , yes , Actually , yep , and nonetheless , that particular ultra marathon , a lot of guys from the army do that , right . So , anyway , they do it with their packs and the full , like camo gear and all that sort of stuff , and they generally only do the half ultra , which is like 30Ks or 20-odd Ks or whatever the hell it is . But anyway , as I'm running , there's a load of guys from the reserve there as well and they're like big fat dudes and I'm just like you know what . Well done for getting out there anyway . But we finish off their ultra and I'm sitting with my mate in the back of his car and next thing , this army dude comes up this sounds like the style of a porn that I've watched he must have been like six foot three , like it definitely was a porn I've watched fucking jacked out of his skin .
Speaker 1Basically he had his army pants on his t-shirt , tucked into his his belt , and I think that's the only time I've ever sat there and looked at a dude and gone . Well , fuck me okay .
Speaker 2So as you're talking there , I'm getting a little bit too excited . It sounds like
Exploring Somnophilia and Celebrity Fantasies
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Speaker 1It sounds like my um , I don't know next husband oh man , this , this dude was super good looking , he was absolutely jacked and he , sort of like , came and had a chat and you've spot . You've literally described my perfect oh man and he was all sweaty as well because he's just finished running I would have .
Speaker 1I would have literally gone the funny thing is , though , right like this dude goes one way , I go and see my wife . I walk over and I was like oh , did you see the uh guy in the army uniform ? And she's like no , where . And I'm just like , dude , was like a fucking adonis . And she's like where , where see I ?
Speaker 2would have looked at him and literally said you're a tree , I'm a squirrel , you're mine , I will climb you .
Speaker 1Oh man , yeah , so crazy I . I get the uniform thing though yeah , yeah .
Speaker 2What I love is the fact that you started off your uniform yes , with the six foot three guy . That makes me so happy . I'm finally rubbing off on you . You know what ?
Speaker 1like . I think it has to be done because I don't give a fuck who you are like the straightest of straight guys . I'm a very fucking straight guy .
Speaker 2Yes , you are , but you can appreciate a good looking dude when you see one see , I don't like this bullshit of oh , oh , I don't know he's , oh no , I'm not gay , I don't know I'm gay . I can look at a female and go fuck she is beautiful Do . I want to fuck her . No I don't , but I can appreciate that . She's a beautiful creature Too , right ? Why , as a man , can you not ?
Speaker 1Of course you can , you just don't want to because you think it's gay Because you think , as soon as you say that some guy's good looking , that you're instantly gay . Exactly .
Speaker 2No , which is hilarious .
Speaker 1You can appreciate beauty in everything , like people appreciate beauty in fucking architecture .
Speaker 2Exactly Nobody sits there and says , oh , you want to fuck the building now , but I'm sure there is a fetish for that , though .
Speaker 1There probably is , is I mean it's got 300 and something fetishes ?
Speaker 2on . I want to ask how much time we have here . Okay , we're good , all right , so somnophilia , somnophilia somnophilia .
Speaker 1Which is what exactly ?
Speaker 2somnophilia sometimes refers to , is sometimes referred to as sleeping beauty syndrome , is defined as getting arousal from a person who is seemingly asleep or unconscious . This kind of fetish also involves an exchange of power , where the person awake is in a dominant position . Now I'm going to start , I'm going to preface . Hold on , I'm going to preface this with in a consensual way .
Speaker 1That's all I'm talking about . The alarm bells are sitting there ringing for me right there .
Speaker 2Okay . So we , okay , we're going to , we're going to use this in a sensual it's not sensual Sensual way . Sensual way we're talking about a consensual way . So , for example , let's just say , you and your partner , you and your wife , yeah , are like hey , if ever you're ready to go and I'm like asleep feel free .
Speaker 1So my wife has sat there and said , oh you , you know , it'd be really hot to be , you know , woken up with sex in the morning . But every time you wake my wife up , she's like just go the fuck back to sleep , jordan , it's five o'clock in the morning . Like I'm trying to sleep and I'm like , yeah well , you said , but , you said , but you said this it's five o'clock in the morning , jordan .
Speaker 1I think I mentioned when it was 9 00 am sleeping bitch , but I can't stay asleep that long . I've got this fucking weird body clock thing app . So yeah , um , I get it , I get it .
Speaker 2Yes , I'm not talking about in a way that okay , consent , obviously . Yes , I'm not talking about a way , in a way where you walk down the street , you fucking see someone pass out in the street . You go , go , oh cool , I'm going to fuck them . Let me jump on . Just a local hobo ? Exactly , I'm talking about one . If you have a partner and this is something you've discussed before Hot or not ? Not for me ? Okay , hold on . What about you're asleep and you wake up with your wife giving you head , for example ?
Speaker 1I've had that , not previous relationships . It scared the fuck out of me really , yeah , yeah , it scared the fuck out of me . I was like whoa , what , what's going on ? Like ? So that's not for you , it's not for me , because , and like , first thing in the morning for me I need to pee , like I don't know , it's just too much . No , no , no , and I think for me as well . That particular fetish where somebody's asleep , there's too much crossover with necrophilia , which is like that whole idea of like a limp body that just doesn't respond . Okay , sleeping's the same , but just the body's warm and I don't know I find that's where your brain goes .
Speaker 1Yeah , that's where my brain goes .
Speaker 2Well , I'm going to say Hot . I'm going to say hot .
Speaker 1And now he's gone from the dentist to .
Speaker 2Hot in context . In context , yeah , one , yeah . Why am I giving up all this information about myself ? But anyway , I find it hot as fuck .
Speaker 1Mm-hmm , why am I giving ?
Speaker 2up all this information about myself . But anyway , I find it hard as fuck if , like , I would 100 say to my partner listen , obviously in a situation where I'm like , all right , it's different for gay guys . You have to be ready , you have to be prepared .
Speaker 1You can just imagine you're sitting there . Listen , I'm gonna pop six sleeping pills . I I've douched you , do you ?
Speaker 2So this is the thing . I would be more than happy to be woken up by sex . I'll be happy to wake up to somebody giving me head , absolutely , and I'm not going to lie . I definitely would be happy to be woken up to my partner Stroking the back of your face . I would I actually think that was . But again , partner , yep , it's something we've spoken about . Yep , consent , consent and not just fucking any time . It's not like bro . We got married , so go for whatever you want , because I will hurt you . It's in the vows . If I'm , if I'm not in the mood , I'm gonna turn around and smack you in the face . It must be a you know what babe tonight . Just like a wig tonight I go shower , get ready , jump into bed , fall asleep , done , but I would be , I'd actually be okay with it . But before we finish , right , are we done now ? But one last question that I have . This is my last surprise question for you love surprise questions because I've also got a surprise question for you .
Speaker 2Okay , this is completely off topic , but I don't even know if I've asked you asked you this before , but I think maybe I have jordan walker . Fuck , he's used my whole name I'm trying to think what your second name is . I do know your second name . We won't put that out there um jordan walker in the , in the spirit of robe mcmanus , back in the early 2000s fuck , we're going all the way back there .
Speaker 1Yeah , okay , who would you turn gay for ? Oh , dave , girl Grohl , I did ask you this damn it , dave Grohl . Yeah , definitely Okay , dave , I just love the guy's personality ?
Speaker 2No , no , no , fuck . Personality bitch . We don't care about personality , we're talking about looks . Who would you , for one night ? You could choose Any , any celebrity you could okay one one night , go crazy , who is it ? Anyone ? Oh , jesus um , and this is not a relationship , this is pure just sex , just sex , just these ones .
Speaker 1I don't know . I'm basically just going on . People who are good looking at this point . Who's that Hemsworth chap ? What's his ?
Speaker 2name . There's two of them . Well , there's three of them , is there ? Yeah , there's three of them , but two of them are actors . Which one do you mean ? Are you talking about Thor ?
Speaker 1Yeah , is it Thor ? I've never watched a Marvel film , so is it Thor ?
Speaker 2Stop .
Speaker 1Pause . What did you just say ?
Speaker 2Never watched a Marvel film . We are going to talk about this off mic . I'm about to get slapped . I legitimately want to get up right now and leave . Oh my god , who are you ? But you know what that's . For another time I'm going to beat you up . Stop here . Oh , yes , so Chris Hemsworth , whatever his name is you know what ? I'm very happy with that answer , because me too . Alright , what's your question ?
Speaker 1Okay , back to the fetishes thing . Pretty much everybody's got this . Have you ever been in a situation where a kink or a fetish has been sprung on you by a partner during the moment , and what was it ?
Speaker 2I've already spoken about this before on the podcast , which is oh , the fisting thing . The fisting thing . That's honestly the only one that someone's ever actually just sprung on me out of nowhere . That is to me extreme Fisting and I was like , dude , what the fuck are you doing ? You don't just get to put your fucking hand in me without preparing for it . Yes , not a fetish , but quote of god . Yeah , as I've said , don't like giving head . Yeah , right , not my favorite thing .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , someone finishing in my mouth oh okay , I feel like that's the thing that you need to discuss .
Speaker 1Yeah , at the very least give somebody some kind of warning . Yeah , I think so , I mean .
Speaker 2Would you not agree that you're going to give someone a warning , like I'm coming , or I'm about to come , or whatever , so that that person can make the decision of whether they want to take him out of ?
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2If they want to swallow it . Whatever . A dude did it to me , did not make a sound , did not give any inclination that he was about to . Oh , no Release . I've never wanted to be more violent in my . I actually genuinely wanted to punch him in the fucking face . Just these ones . I wanted to punch me in the face , but yes , not the . I'm not going to say , apart from the fisting one , no , not really .
Speaker 1Yeah , you , yeah , I had . I had one um ex partner , Um , won't give names , but um , yeah , I had one ex-partner . Won't give names . But yeah , halfway through the act and it was like , hey , wait , stop , Can I pee on you ? And I was like whoa , whoa , fuck . No , oh , my days .
Speaker 2And completely out of left field . No , completely out of left field , absolutely not , absolutely . The fuck .
Speaker 1And I was just like oh wow , fuck , I don't understand this , like , and we broke up shortly after that , not because , not because that , but that was the whole relationship was sort of fucked um , but yeah , so that sort of just got sprung on me , but yeah , it seemed once she brought that up in that moment it was like a , it was like clearly uh , this is not for me and I was just definitely for her .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , yeah , that ain't it . You don't bring up your kinks and fishes like right in the middle , right in the middle , no , or even at the beginning . That's something you talk about before you . Even in the fucking bedroom , bro , yeah , fucking right . I mean , I have to say I don't know , we need to go over time here , but anyway , one thing I do love about the gay community in general like on the apps , guys are really straightforward . Yeah , if it's not in their profile to say what they're into , they will say it before they meet you and say hey , what are you into ?
Speaker 2and then you go I'm into abcde , yeah . And they go oh well , I'm into def , are you cool with this ? And then you can go yes , I am . No , I'm not cool , so when you meet , exactly so when you meet you there , you know you're gonna get dp'd , yeah , yeah , and they're coming over with somebody or something and you know what's happening yeah , yeah , yeah , but yeah , yeah , hetero people don't do that .
Speaker 1But hetero people start doing that , please . Yeah , start talking . I mean , I think it brings it back to every fucking episode that we do . It's always like fucking communication .
Speaker 2Talking like give me . I didn't think communication was coming to this one , but yeah , communication bro well , look , that was . We've communicated at you enough that was a really cool one . I actually really like this one .
Speaker 1I enjoyed this um so , yes , yeah , I think we'll probably get shadow banned when we put the shit up on insta , but yeah , hey , I'm sure people will still love it , though Gotta go and find some cake-farting sound clips to go with this Fuck , I can't Well on that .
Speaker 2Note people , it was nice Over and out . Goodbye , bye .
Speaker 1Well , that was a journey , wasn't it ? From furries to DP . We covered more ground than a porn star at a marathon shoot . Remember , folks ? Fetishes are like pizza toppings Everyone has their own taste . And pineapple Well . It might not be your thing , but hey , who are we to judge ?
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