HOOKERS ARE NOT CHEATING!

In this episode we discuss the Documentary, THE REAL WOLF OF WALL STREET. Eddie and Angel both have some very funny Stupid News Stories and Angel has another AITA story. Have a listen...I bet you laugh.

Transcript

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Hello, hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Vulgar Banter. I'm Angel and this is Eddie.

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Hello, everyone.

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So we were gone last week.

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We were sorry about that. Well, I had I had we, actually we, invested in some new equipment.

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Yeah.

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To make everything funner, cooler, easier for us, more entertaining to our listeners. And so I wanted to use it. So we didn't have you know, it it came about the time that we would normally release the episode.

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Yeah.

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And we did not.

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We were kind of like, we should just wait for the new stuff and like it's a little bit more.

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Well, because I wanted to try it out, thought it would be really fun, thought it would be cool. I didn't.

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We haven't touched it yet.

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No. I mean I didn't take it all out of the box and touch everything.

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Yeah, but it's it's sitting on the kitchen counter right now. It looks really cool.

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Yeah, a lot of there's a lot of cool stuff.

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Yeah, we haven't touched it.

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I'll knew all kinds of cool stuff, but so you would think then, you know, I would have used that time to get to know how to use it, and I didn't. And we still still have not used it.

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I mean, to be fair, you've been pretty busy like building a deck and stuff like that. Very busy. And then we had a celebration of life over the weekend. So that obviously, you know, takes priority.

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Correct.

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Alright. Anyway. So the barring the fact that I didn't do what I was supposed to and I fucked that up. We we did have a you know an episode already, Boogie, we knew what we were gonna talk about.

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Yeah.

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We watched uh uh a very fucking cool documentary about uh The Wolf of Wall Street. And if anybody's watched the movie, The Wolf of Wall Street, it was awesome.

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Yeah.

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I I loved it.

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Jordan Jordan Belford's life seemed pretty absurd.

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Oh fuck yeah. I mean, the shit that these guys did and I mean, God, it was fucking funny. Uh a lot of the different drug references and stuff like that were all, you know, flashbacks of of youth.

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Yeah.

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Things like that. So I mean I it was it was a a really funny movie.

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Yeah.

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And it made you like the dude, you know?

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And it was supposed to. Right.

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So uh when Angel said, Oh, there's this cool documentary on like the real Yeah, it's called The Real Wolf of Wall Street.

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And immediately I saw, like, oh my god, this is a documentary about all that? Of course we need to fucking watch it and talk about it on the show. Right.

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So, like, all these dudes that were portrayed in uh in in the movie were in this.

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Yes, they were. And they told you, like, hi, I'm this person, this actor played me. Yep.

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Well, except for the ones that, you know, like the one dude's dead, the one that was uh Yeah, there's some people that weren't in it, like Jordan Belford himself.

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Well, that's because he's his number one bestie Danny. Yep. They refused to be in it, and then there's one guy that has since passed, so he wasn't in it.

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Well, but the guy, his his partner, Danny, though, he has 100% admitted obviously everything they did was bad. I was a bad guy. Yeah, just felt so fucking guilty about all the shit that he'd done. That's why he wouldn't be on it.

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Right.

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He couldn't face it because he felt so guilty about it.

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Right.

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That ain't why Belford wasn't on it.

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No, they were not in it for very opposite reasons, actually.

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Belford wasn't in it because he was like, fuck that bullshit. I ain't owning up to this. You guys are making me look like a dick.

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Yep, he's like, I already told my story. Have you seen The Wolf of Wall Street? Right. That's what I think happened.

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Yeah, he was just such a dick.

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You find out in the documentary, it tells you basically like the parts that really did happen and the parts that like were exaggerated for either entertainment or to make Jordan look better than he really was.

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Yeah.

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Because Jordan was a bad dude. I think he's a douchebag. He was very much so. And I don't think he's a good person.

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He is not a good person, though.

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And he was a scammer since he was a kid.

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Absolutely. So when they start out talking about the shit that he used to do, even from the time that they were like kids, they used to uh go along the beach and sell, they were called Italian icy's. Basically, it's the little white paper cone cup that you would use at a drinking fountain, and they put two little scoops of fucking flavored ice in it. That's it. This fucking douche back then used to even squeeze the bottom of the fucking cup so that he didn't have to get as much in it when he handed to these people.

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Yeah.

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He was just forever trying to fuck somebody out of something so that he could get more.

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So he could make a quick buck.

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Yeah. So the first episode, it's three episodes. Yeah, it's like a little docuseries. Yeah, it's a little mini-series. The first one goes, you know, goes through basically like the movie and stuff.

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Gives you his background, how he got started in the stock market, kind of laying the foundation.

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Like the movie, how it told how he went in and he started out selling these little penny stocks. He didn't know what any of it was.

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Yeah. You know. He's like, okay, I'll sell it.

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Yep. Most of that stuff they said was pretty spot on, pretty accurate.

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The only difference though, I did notice in the movie, he makes it very like sound like I didn't know it was illegal at first, and in the documentary, they make it very clear he very much knew it was illegal by the time he started selling penny stocks.

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Well, by the time by the time he started recruiting his own team, he knew goddamn well what he was fucking doing.

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Right.

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He knew that shit was fucking illegal. Well, not illegal, they hadn't crossed any lines yet.

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Right out the gate, yeah. They waited a little bit to start really committing.

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They were fucking people over, but it was at such a small amount, it it never went to like a criminal investigation.

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Yeah, it was always went unnoticed.

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Yes. So they made a lot of money following this little script that he had basically came up with.

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He made this full fucking script where he's like, if they say this, you say it. That's what you say back. If they say this, that was very accurate in the movie. Yeah.

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Yeah, and and the guys that that were really in it, they started out the same way. They didn't really realize you know that what they were doing was illegal. They might have known that it wasn't the most honest fucking thing in the world.

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Yeah. But none of them really realized that was actually just straight up illegal what they were doing.

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Yeah.

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And some of those guys, I do believe that up till a certain point they did not realize what they were doing was illegal.

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Sure, but they did start to realize it after a while. Every one of them did, and they all owned up to it. Yeah, fuck, we we at this point we knew what we were doing was fucking bad.

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Oh yeah. They did also say that, like, for how aggressive they show them in the movie talking to these people trying to push these stocks, they were even worse in real life.

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And the drugs.

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And the drugs were worse than the biggest thing.

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And the drugs for as belligerently as they flashed, as belligerently as they flashed those drugs around on the screen. Yeah. It was worse.

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Yeah.

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The the debauchery with the hookers was worse.

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Significantly worse.

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And and it y it doesn't seem like it would be, because the movie's pretty fucking bad.

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Right. But they actually downplayed it for the movie.

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Yes. At one point they were chucking midgets at fucking boards of Velcro.

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Yeah.

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Just just because they could.

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Yeah.

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Uh there was there was at one point. See, at these parties. Well, then we're getting ahead of ourselves. Right. Where the big money finally started really coming in was when he started his own company.

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Yeah.

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And they start they started out doing the penny stocks like everything else. But then they started doing IPOs, which was big money stuff. It's like when the company first comes out and it first comes public.

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Yeah.

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You know, initial public offering is what IPO stands for. So that's where they could like really hype up a fucking company.

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Yeah.

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And sell their stocks that are worth fucking nothing.

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Right.

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But they could really pump up that this this fucker's gonna go. It's huge. It's this.

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This guy's gonna be the next big thing. You should really get in on his stuff.

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Fuck yeah, and then so they buy all this. And then the stock price kind of, you know, goes up a little bit because they manipulate the fucking numbers with their own buying and selling of these stocks.

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That was like the illegal part, I believe, was that they were very much controlling what each stock was going to do.

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Exactly.

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And that's a big no-no. You can't do that. You can't just like make sure that this is gonna crash when it does and not tell everybody.

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Yeah, so they they just start doing this at a rate that's just incredible. And they're they're really, really, really making as much money as is that movie fucking portrayed.

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Yeah, all those luxury houses and cars and the crazy family vacations they did and all that's actually happening.

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Yeah, and and as they're doing all this shit, like I said, the the stuff with the hookers and shit, that was it was as it was bad on the screen, but it was worse.

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In real life.

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In real life. And and apparently this guy's motto was hookers are not cheating.

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Yeah, that was not cheating.

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Because I I'm just paying a professional for their services.

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Yeah.

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It's no different.

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Yeah.

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It's no different than paying someone for a massage.

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Yeah, or a haircut. That's genuinely how.

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Providing me a service.

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Which, if that tells you anything about who this person is, I think that says a lot.

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Because he was married.

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Twice.

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Well, no, to start with, he was married to this woman when he launched all this shit. After he made all this money and started his own company, all that, that's when he met the new girl.

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Oh, okay.

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And it was at this party that him and all his fucking drugged out buddies were at. The scene in there where Jonah Hill. Now, Jonah Hill apparently is a uh is a mashup of a couple different people.

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Yes.

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That in the movie. He's not that person actually never really existed.

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Right. He was a combination of like three issues. Different people, yes. So imagine that divided by three, and that's what was running around this place. And that's just his number one guy.

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So the scene we're we're like I said, they've they've now made it, they've they've gone to these, you know, they're going to these big parties all the time, just fucked up, and to them, no one can ever stop them from doing anything. Uh all of the planes are set up in advance, there's drugs already on it, there's hookers already there, they've everything they want to do, they just get to do. No one tells them no. They just throw money at it, and people allow them to do it. Yes. Including walk across an open fucking floor full of people, dick out, jerking off, staring at a woman that walked into the fucking building. Really, really happened, and it was actually dude's the girlfriend that he winds up leading his wife for.

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Which is what happens in the movie, too. It's the guy, it's the girl he ends up marrying.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that one was real.

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The scene where he's like giving his big goodbye speech, that's apparently fake. But the scene where uh he crashes his car because he's on a whole bunch of Quaylutes.

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Yeah.

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That was very much.

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They said that was pretty much spot on. Uh but yeah, the well, the whole yacht scene.

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Yeah.

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None of that happened.

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Yeah. Uh the investigate the investigator, he's like, this was me. This guy that played the investigator. That I I'm the person they were playing. Yeah. And I did not do that on his boat.

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No, because he said I never even met him face to face until He was arrested. Yes.

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Then that's when they met for the first time.

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Yep. So anything beforehand, that that was just, you know, drama.

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For the movie. Yeah.

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When they told him, hey, you know, you're this is the deal you're gonna get, you're getting kicked out.

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You gotta step away from your company.

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Yep, you can't run this anymore. And he gives the big speech where it's like, they want me to leave.

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But I'm not going!

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All that kind of crap. Yeah, that never happened.

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No.

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They told him he was fucked. He was like, uh, okay, and he left.

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Yep.

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And made a deal with the company, obviously, that I'm not really leaving.

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Yeah.

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You're gonna you're gonna pay me $180 million uh at a million dollars a month.

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Yeah.

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After I leave. Oh, and by the way, I I'm still gonna just work behind the fucking curtain. I'm still gonna tell everyone what to do. Set up all these.

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Yeah. I'm still gonna tell everyone what to do, and they're still gonna listen to me. But my name won't be on it.

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Yeah. So lay as the cops, again, now that they'd kicked him out, you know, uh, they they kind of started looking into how how is he getting this much money if he's not a part of the fucking business.

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Yeah, how are they pulling that off?

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So they figured that it just seemed a little bit odd. So they were paying a lot more attention to Stratton Oakmont, which was the name of the company that they'd started.

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Yeah.

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Started paying a lot more attention to them, knowing full well that he was still involved in and doing dirty shit. But they couldn't really like prove it yet until these fucking idiots opened up a brand new IPO on a teeny tiny little karate school. Like like a just something that you would see. I don't even know if there was two shops.

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Yeah, it was just like one location, super tiny.

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Yeah. And they open up an IPO on it at like huge fucking money.

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Yeah.

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And started pushing this as a big stock.

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Which it was not.

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Again, that's like, you know, I got this Al's pizzeria over here, and the IPO is going crazy. Uh how many locations do they got? One. But it's in a great location in the middle of nowhere. Right. Uh are you fucking kidding me? That drew red flags like crazy, and then the feds came down and just fucking smoked them.

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Yeah.

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You know, they shut the whole company down. Everybody got kicked out. Oh, another one of the things that was different was like uh dude that plays the Punisher, John Bernthal. He plays this dude that used to be like he was an ex-hell's angel and shit like that. He was really a fucking tough guy. In the movie, him and Jonah Hill get into an argument over handing over the cash because this dude now is is there to start bringing cash over to Europe.

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Yeah, I think Sweden. Switzerland. Yeah, yeah, Switzerland.

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Yep, to get laundered. And his wife is a Swiss citizen, so they can constantly go back and forth, and there's never been any issues. And in the movie, they're like taping all this money to her and shit like that. And they said, reality of it was is they put it in a fancy ass, really expensive fucking bag and carried it on, and nobody even questioned them.

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Yeah.

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So the the handoff scene in the movie, they get into an argument, Jonah Hill insults Dude's wife, he starts trying to kick his ass, the bag falls, all the money spills out, cops just happen upon them, and they wind up getting fucked. Uh, and then everybody starts squealing on each other. Now that part really happened. Once they started squealing on each other.

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Yeah, they did really start squealing on each other just immediately.

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Yep. It was enough to get Belford arrested. Now, like I said in the movie, they fumble for the money, cops accidentally see it. Reality of it was is it was a lot stupider.

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Yeah.

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These boobs picked a parking lot that had full fucking cameras all over in it.

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Yeah.

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And they came pulling in in the flashy cars. Or fancy fucking cars. The flashiest cars. One of them's wearing like the flashiest fucking outfit ever.

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Just drawing all kinds of attention to the one gets out of the car, he's dressed in black like a fucking ninja, and it's like, guys.

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The fuck are you doing here?

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So it drew attention to the people that were sitting there watching the cameras. They called the cops. Cops looked at the footage and bam.

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Yeah, that's how they got them.

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So it was a little bit more boring than the exciting thing.

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Than the fight scene in the parking lot.

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Yeah. So it was about the time that the the whole Lamborghini car crash thing started happening. His addiction started really getting out of fucking control.

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Yeah, specifically the Quaaludes.

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His his marriage started fucking up. She was really, really struggling with his, you know, dependency and his abusive behavior.

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Yeah.

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So when Dude got caught with the exchange and squealed, it was enough to get him arrested. And when he got arrested, they took him away. She booggied.

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Oh yeah, she took off immediately. She's like, fuck yeah. Finally, I'm out of here.

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She was like, I had no idea anything they were doing was illegal.

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Right.

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I wasn't involved in any of this. I wasn't allowed at the fucking office. She's like, I think I was at the office twice in the whole fucking time they were married.

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Yeah, yeah. And she's like, now looking back, I'm pretty sure it was on purpose. Oh, of course. Now we know why they kept me away. But yeah, she genuinely had no idea. She just knew that he was hella rich, fucking doing a lot of drugs, and started getting really mean. And she was like, you know what? This seems like it's headed in a bad direction. I kind of want to get out of here. And she just happened to get fucking lucky that he got taken away.

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Yeah. Dude that the dude that got caught to start with, his name was Todd Garrett. And like I said, he squealed first, and they wound up using it to pinch Belford. Belford got brought in and immediately pleaded guilty and started squealing on everybody. He wore wires.

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If you do this, we'll help you out. And he was like, fuck yeah, actually. He's like, I'm in.

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Then there was a there was one other dude that as everybody around him started going down, he was like, and I don't remember which one he wasn't who played him in the movie, but it was one of the guys from the movie. When they found out that everybody else was getting pinched, he went to the cops.

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Yeah.

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And he was like, okay, listen. I know what's going on.

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Yep, I know you guys are coming for me.

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Yep, so I want to turn myself in before anything bad happens, and I want to start cooperating now.

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Yeah.

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So he's one of the only ones that actually didn't do any time.

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Yeah, because he just took care of it right away.

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Yeah. Uh, but I mean it's not like he did great. He still lost fucking everything.

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Oh yeah.

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You know.

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You don't get to do what they did and not still face some consequences, even if it's no jail time.

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All of them got like a bunch of fucking probation, which isn't all that fucking isn't all that tough, but the thing that killed them all and made them all really punished is none of you're allowed to do any of this ever again.

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Yeah, you can't go back in this industry what they were all completely barred from the industry after this.

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So all they got to do afterwards is, you know, work at McDonald's, work at Home Depot, T-Mobile, T-Mobile, wherever the fuck they could get a job, because they weren't qualified for dick.

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Yeah, they did literally nothing other than that. So they had no skills to fall back on.

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These guys basically were were everyone that got fucked uh by by Belford, he fucked literally everyone all around him.

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Yeah.

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At by the time it was all done, 80 people from Stratton Oakmont got arrested. 80 fucking people got arrested from there.

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They said it took years to get through all of the indictments. Yeah. Like it was just people that that was their full-time focus was going through the stuff at Stratton because it was just so much.

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Yeah. So then this fucking dickhead, when it when it's all said and done, for the amount of money that he fucked people out of for how long? And I don't think they even investigated into any of this, but I'll guarantee you there was sexual trafficking going on in people being brought across fucking borders and stuff like that for sex, which is wildly illegal.

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Yep.

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So I guarantee you that shit was going on also.

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Yeah, all kinds of human trafficking.

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All that fucker got was four years. He served 22 months.

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Yep.

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They said it was because of the amount of cooperation that he he gave and the amount of people that they arrested because of his testimony. But those people that all got arrested were all doing. He brought him in.

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Yeah. He they were all doing what he said. Yes. So what do you mean?

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Just a fucking douche.

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Yeah.

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I mean, granted, you can't feel bad for them. They knew what the fuck they were doing.

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Right. But at the same time, it's just like he also he lured them in. Yeah, you did this fucking. He told all of them that it was fine at first, and then just waited till he got them in a precarious situation. Was like, alright, now you're in this. Yeah. And then he went and snitched on them.

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By the way, if I get pinched, I'm gonna tell on all you.

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Yep.

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Just so you know.

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And I'm gonna get punished less than you, probably.

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No, he those him and his partner, they both wound up with four years. They both only serve 22 months. But I'll tell you the other guy, the other guy seemed to take all of it worse because he was more of a you know, kind of a business dude. He was more real. But not Dinkas.

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They had to pay a bunch of money, and it just took so long because he was like, oh, I'm broke now, that they just ended up there was a time limit on it. That's passed. He owed still millions of dollars to his victims, and he never paid it.

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110 million dollars in restitution is what he owed.

SPEAKER_05 21:18

Yep. And he did he only pay ended up paying like two million dollars of it or some shit like that.

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Well, I don't know exactly how much he paid, but it wasn't a ton.

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Yeah.

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The worst part about it is so when it when he goes to jail, he winds up in uh, you know, because again, it's a federal prison and he's rich.

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Right.

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So he winds up going into what's not the worst part of the jail.

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They basically said like what it showed in the movie where he's just like lollygagging all day. That was real.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Well, they put him in where like celebrities and shit are, and celebrities and stuff are generally, dependent upon their charges, separated from general population simply because they're celebrities. Somebody's gonna try to kill him. Yeah. So he winds up in. Jail in the jail cell with of all fucking people, Tommy fucking chomp. Yeah. From Cheech and Chomp. You know, and he tells the whole story and all that kind of shit to Tommy. And Tommy's like, you should write a book, man.

SPEAKER_05 22:14

He's like, this is crazy. You're not lying to me. This is real. You should write a book.

SPEAKER_02 22:18

So he talks him into writing this fucking book. So while he's in prison, this fucker starts writing a book. He gets out of jail, contacts a publishing company, they agree to fucking do the book, and this cocksucker immediately becomes famous again. Yeah. And they give him all kinds of fucking money.

SPEAKER_03 22:33

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:33

Then, almost immediately after that, they start talking to him about wanting to make fuck a movie out of this.

SPEAKER_05 22:38

And Leonardo to fucking Caprio is the one that ends up playing him.

SPEAKER_02 22:42

Everyone else involved in this story got fucked, and he wound up becoming even more famous. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 22:51

Not as rich as he was, obviously, because much more famous and like and that's fueling his ego probably even more than the much.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

He starts going around doing motivational speaking and all this kind of shit. He's all of a sudden a fucking celebrity again. Yep. Self-help. Keep in mind the 110 million dollars that he owes all these people, not paying back dick.

SPEAKER_05 23:13

Nope, not at all.

SPEAKER_02 23:15

Yeah, when they when they started interviewing him, you know, uh for when he starts doing all this motivational speaking and stuff, they do show a couple of little like clips from some of the interviews. And as soon as they mention anything about anything bad that had come from any of this, he immediately gets pissy about I'm not going to talk about this. I'll just leave. Yep, I'm done.

SPEAKER_05 23:36

We're not doing this. You're done. You're done saying that, or I'm leaving.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

Yeah. I mean, just a dick. You can immediately tell this man's guilty.

SPEAKER_05 23:43

Oh yeah. He's guilty and he d he doesn't want to admit that he's guilty. Because the other people, they're like, yeah, I'm guilty. I feel terrible.

SPEAKER_02 23:49

Every other person they interviewed, you could tell they had genuine sorrow about the fact that they ruined people's lives.

SPEAKER_01 23:58

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 23:58

They all know it. Yep. They all feel like shit about it. You know, every one of them will say, obviously they got caught up in the fucking chest slap and bullshit that they did in the fucking movie, right?

SPEAKER_05 24:13

And they're all on drugs. They're all on crazy amounts of drugs.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

Also, every one of them that was done with this, they all wound up going through drug treatment and shit because they were so fucked up.

SPEAKER_05 24:22

Yeah, yeah. Every single one of them. It was like severe, severe addictions that ruined the rest of their lives around it.

SPEAKER_02 24:28

Exactly.

SPEAKER_05 24:29

But And Jordan was like, ah, look at me. Look at Miss.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

Every other one of them showed genuine remorse. Not him. No. He goes on and on, like, yeah, yeah, I'm still the greatest. Follow me, I'll tell you how to make money. I don't regret anything I did because what I did was was success.

SPEAKER_05 24:47

Yeah. You know? Yeah. He absolutely just like, I don't regret anything, because that's what got me here today, guys.

SPEAKER_02 24:53

Yeah, the man was a cocksucker. Yeah. Playing this. But the documentary was very good.

SPEAKER_05 25:02

It was. And he absolutely refused to be in it. Everyone else was like, yeah, I'll hold up to what I did. I'll talk about it. And he was like, nope.

SPEAKER_02 25:09

So if you get a chance, I do suggest watching it.

SPEAKER_05 25:12

It's very good. Because the details of it that we didn't get into are fucking incredible. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

Moving on.

SPEAKER_05 25:22

I found a couple funny news stories. Um I figured we could read some of those and switch it up from some MIV assholes.

SPEAKER_01 25:31

That sounds good.

SPEAKER_05 25:32

Okay, so I have a few different news stories. The first few are not from around here, but there is one local to us. That's in Ham Lake.

SPEAKER_02 25:41

Ham Lake? Right next to East Battle. That was where I was raised.

SPEAKER_05 25:44

Yes. Yes, it's right next to where we currently are in identity.

SPEAKER_02 25:48

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 25:48

Uh but the first one. Let's see, I don't think it says where this one took place. But the names are of a different language. The names here. Okay. So it says Yadara. And I'm not even gonna pretend to know the rest of the name, but uh, Garcia drew national attention after taking drastic action following the kidnapping of her husband by a criminal group. According to the reports, she abducted a close relative of the group's alleged leader, identified as his mother, and recorded a message demanding her husband's safe release in exchange. Her actions reportedly led to direct negotiations between parties involved.

SPEAKER_00 26:28

Jesus fucking Christ!

SPEAKER_05 26:30

Authorities later confirmed that both individuals were released unharmed. The incident illustrates the extreme measures some families may resort to when they feel immediate protection is unavailable. Security experts warn, however, that the retaliatory kidnappings can heighten the danger for everyone involved and to not do it.

SPEAKER_02 26:51

Of course, you're not supposed to try to become the punisher.

SPEAKER_05 26:56

But I just love that immediately she was like, You took my husband, I'm gonna steal your mom.

SPEAKER_02 27:02

Fuck you, you do and my husband background. Kill your fucking mom!

SPEAKER_05 27:06

You took up fucking around here! It took a whole ransom video and everything, and they immediately were like, oh fuck, we fucked with the wrong lady.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

Your lady's strapped to a chair with that tape.

SPEAKER_05 27:17

Yep, yep, and there's a picture of them after they were reunited.

SPEAKER_02 27:22

Jesus, all I'm picturing is like, I'm telling you, you touch my fucking husband. One hair on his head.

SPEAKER_04 27:28

Seriously.

SPEAKER_02 27:29

I will tear your mother's fingernails out.

SPEAKER_05 27:31

Yeah, she was not fucking around.

SPEAKER_02 27:35

Wow, that's fucking and that happened ten minutes south of us.

SPEAKER_05 27:39

No, not this one. Not this one.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Oh, I thought you said that was in Ham Lake.

SPEAKER_05 27:42

No, I said the other one was in Ham Lake. I said this one is not from around here.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 27:47

That would be really crazy if that was from around here.

SPEAKER_01 27:50

That's what I'm like. Holy shit!

SPEAKER_05 27:52

No, the one around here is a lot less exciting than that. But that was just the first one that I had seen.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

Oh, I thought you were leading with that one. No, no.

SPEAKER_05 28:00

Okay. I should just do that one next, though. It's not as exciting. Get it out of the way. So there was a man that was arrested for a DUI, and he he decided to engage with the police officers.

SPEAKER_02 28:15

And he's always smart. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 28:22

It says the defendant was allegedly clocked driving 88 miles per hour in a 65 mile per hour zone before pulling into a gas station. This was at like 3 15 a.m. And when they uh pulled him over it, he immediately got out of the car, and he just starts walking to the gas station ignoring them. And it says that um he just completely ignored them, and then he started yelling at them and saying that he was going into the gas station and he would not be stopped. So then a second deputy shows up.

SPEAKER_00 28:53

I need my Red Bow and there ain't nothing you're gonna do to stop me.

SPEAKER_05 28:58

Need a pack of cigarettes. Yeah. Um, it says when a second deputy arrived on the scene to assist, law enforcement attempted to detain uh Atrickson. That's his last name. Atrickson? Atrixon. I don't know exactly how to pronounce it. Doesn't matter. Right. They uh tried to put him in handcuffs to try to de-escalate the situation. And he apparently tensed his body and began in issuing verbal threats and shoved both of the officers into a vehicle nearby.

SPEAKER_02 29:25

Oh my god. And then it's a two cops, he got two armed police officers jammed into their own car.

SPEAKER_05 29:33

Yeah, I don't know if it was theirs, or they just like pushed them into a car and like they crashed into it.

SPEAKER_02 29:38

It's a Noka County finest right there, I'll tell you what.

SPEAKER_05 29:42

But so then it says a significant physical scuffle quickly ensued.

SPEAKER_02 29:46

Um I'm assuming this guy's white.

SPEAKER_05 29:50

He's 24.

SPEAKER_02 29:51

Otherwise, at this point, he'd already be dead.

unknown 29:54

Right.

SPEAKER_05 29:54

And then it says, uh, during during the altercation, uh the perpetrator allegedly placed one of the deputies in a headlock and began strip striking him in the head with closed fists.

SPEAKER_00 30:06

And the other cop did what? Laid there on their back and went, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:09

Um response to the escalating violence, um, the other deputy deployed his taser, which brought the man to the ground. While he was on the ground, the deploying deputy noticed a large knife and a sheath on his waistband. According to the body camera footage, it appeared that the defendant reached toward the knife. A deputy tried to take it all from him, like take the sheath, take the knife, all of it, and could only get the blade out. And then it says that this action inadvertently caused a deep laceration to the second deputy slang.

SPEAKER_02 30:39

Jeez. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 30:42

And then it says law enforcement immediately threw the knife out of Reach, and then they were able to fully detain the man.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

You know that fucker caught shit for that one.

SPEAKER_05 30:51

Stabbed his partner.

SPEAKER_04 30:54

It's like a scene out of a movie. He puts a cop in a headlock, gets tased, and then the other cop accidentally stabs his partner.

SPEAKER_02 31:04

Uh I mean, I'm not trying, I'm not trying to dog on cops because they got a very, very, very fucking tough job.

SPEAKER_05 31:10

But does it not remind you of 22 Jump Street? Oh. Or 21 Jump Street, either one of them.

SPEAKER_00 31:15

Keystone cops. You know.

SPEAKER_05 31:18

Reno 911.

SPEAKER_00 31:20

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_05 31:22

Um, it says that obviously medical attention was required. One deputy received five stitches for the cut on his leg. Then the other deputy sustained an abrasion, deep bruising, and swelling to his right outer calf, reporting significant pain when he flexed the injured muscle.

SPEAKER_01 31:39

Fuck.

SPEAKER_05 31:40

And it says that uh following the arrest, the law enforcement spoke with the suspect's girlfriend, who reported that he'd been consuming whiskey at a wedding earlier that evening, noting that he be can become highly aggressive and angry when drinking. But so the part it says that he was court records revealed that the suspect was currently on probation for fourth degree criminal damage to property conviction.

SPEAKER_02 32:03

I'm assuming alcohol related.

SPEAKER_05 32:05

I would assume so as well.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

Just the part that gets me, I understand the struggle and the accident and the accidental stabbing.

SPEAKER_05 32:15

That's the part that I can. It's like you put in the title that he put him in a headlock, but you didn't note that one cop accidentally stabbed the We gotta leave that one buried in the article.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

But but even that, I can I can see all of that because the burst of action, the immediate struggle, I get all that, but dude, he stuffed two cops, two armed cops into their own car.

SPEAKER_00 32:42

Come on. What was going on there?

SPEAKER_02 32:45

Why wasn't somebody pizing the shit out of this guy already? Oh, that's fucking crazy. That's the part that it's like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun it. One guy falls down, the other one steps on his nuts.

SPEAKER_05 33:01

Well, and then for the other chaos to follow after that, like he already pushed you both into be cold. Now he's got one of you in a headlock and made one of you stab the other.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

I just don't get how this guy didn't get just lit up when he started attacking him.

SPEAKER_05 33:16

And his mugshot, he's just kind of smirking.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

Yeah, like ha. Took two of them to get me in. I drew blood.

SPEAKER_05 33:22

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, apparently he was from Ham Lake and it happened like in Anoka.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

Nice. Well, see, that one actually got a lot more conversation than the other one did.

unknown 33:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 33:37

Uh okay.

unknown 33:40

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 33:41

Um, I don't know where this one took place, but it's somewhere in the US. And it says, a man filed a motion for trial by combat in his custody battle, arguing arguing that it's never been banned in the US, and he challenged his ex-wife and her lawyer to a two versus one and asked for 12 weeks to forge his katana swords. Somehow the judge actually didn't instantly dismiss it.

SPEAKER_01 34:06

So he thought it was gonna be cool.

SPEAKER_05 34:09

I will fight you and your lawyer.

SPEAKER_02 34:12

Give me time to forge my sword. Yeah, two against one, but I get to make my own sword. I don't want to do swords with you. I'm doing swords by myself.

SPEAKER_04 34:23

I'm doing swords by myself. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 34:27

I don't want to be gay with you and father.

SPEAKER_02 34:30

Um that's from your highness, by the way. Anybody that's not seen that movie. Fantastic, funny movie.

SPEAKER_05 34:37

Um, but uh so upon further research, it happened in Iowa.

SPEAKER_01 34:40

No way.

SPEAKER_05 34:41

And it says that he pointed out that uh the US and Iowa um constitutions do not specifically prohibit battling someone with a katana sword. A court sitting in equity is still prohibited from ordering such a thing.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

Sure.

SPEAKER_05 34:58

So the court's not allowed to say, yeah, you can do that.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Right, because here's the thing, as soon as they say it's okay to, it violates a couple other laws.

SPEAKER_05 35:07

Right.

SPEAKER_02 35:08

So that's why you can't. I'm gonna I'm gonna come over there and steal some weed.

SPEAKER_05 35:15

Do it. So yeah, the judge, the judge's response basically said that uh he would not be issuing a decision anytime soon, citing irregularities in the filings from both sides. And then he did later order a psychological evaluation of the father requesting the battle.

SPEAKER_02 35:38

Yeah, so what I don't get is how you think telling the judge I am willing to kill my child's mother and her fucking lawyer so that I can keep my kids without paying child support. Yeah. That's basically what what I'm getting out of this. That's what he thought the judge was gonna side with him on is I don't think I should have to pay the child support, Your Honor. I think I should be able to battle her and kill her.

SPEAKER_05 36:07

And then keep the children.

SPEAKER_02 36:09

Yep. Then I mean, then I'm obviously the only parent left.

SPEAKER_05 36:12

So Yeah, he actually filed that as a motion. Like he actually was, I would like to do trial by combat.

SPEAKER_02 36:19

Yeah. Yeah, that's smart.

SPEAKER_05 36:22

Yeah. Okay, and then my last one, it's kind of on par. Not really, but it kind of reminds me of the whole Jordan Belford thing. But not really, just because there's lots of money involved here. This one, it takes place in Australia. It says in 2021, crypto.com owed an Australian customer a refund of $68.36. A company employee accidentally typed her account number into the payment amount field instead and sent her $10.47 million Australian dollars, which would be around $7.7 million US dollars. Say that so the woman uh So the company owed her a refund of $68, and instead they accidentally refunded her $10 million because the employee accidentally typed her account number into the amount payment instead of the amount. And the best part, the best part is nobody at the company noticed for seven months.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

Oh, holy shit.

SPEAKER_05 37:26

And it says by the time that they had caught the error in February 2022, that uh the lady they they sent it to, she'd moved fast already.

SPEAKER_01 37:33

Oh fuck, I would have too.

SPEAKER_05 37:35

She transferred the bulk of the money to family members and then used $1.35 million dollars to buy a luxury five-bedroom mansion uh in Melbourne, which then she promptly transferred to her sister.

SPEAKER_02 37:47

Smart lady.

SPEAKER_05 37:48

And then the company sued her to recover the funds.

SPEAKER_02 37:51

And she didn't have a penny.

SPEAKER_05 37:53

It says a Victorian Supreme Court judge ruled that the mansion had to be sold with the proceeds returned to the company. The sister, who had not spent any of her money, cooperated. However, other family members had already spent their share, and that money was largely gone. It says that she was uh the lady that they sent this money to, she was charged with theft. In 2023, she was convicted and sentenced to 18 months of community community correction orders, no jail time.

SPEAKER_02 38:25

I don't know. That's your fuck up. And if it took you that long to figure it out, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 38:30

That's what I'm saying. I don't think she should have gotten anything.

SPEAKER_02 38:32

You sent it to me. I didn't ask for any of this.

SPEAKER_05 38:35

Right.

SPEAKER_02 38:35

You sent it to me. Right. Then you didn't say anything about it. When you transferred it into my account.

SPEAKER_05 38:43

Right.

SPEAKER_02 38:44

You know, I mean, was she being an asshole?

SPEAKER_05 38:47

She should definitely say something like, hey, you guys just sent me like $10 million. But at the same time, I don't blame her for not. I don't blame her for not.

SPEAKER_02 38:59

Her problem was that she stayed there. She should have taken all those millions and fucking left.

SPEAKER_05 39:04

Yeah. The top comment though says, that should not be considered theft. If a company puts it in your count, it is a gift.

SPEAKER_02 39:10

I would have looked at it as that too. I don't know. Maybe the guy was feeling generous that day. I don't know what to fucking tell you.

SPEAKER_05 39:15

Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 39:16

I am not the guy to look a gift horse in the mouth. I just accepted it and moved on. By the way, I decided I wasn't going to live in Australia anymore. I am gone.

SPEAKER_05 39:25

I have left. Yeah. But everyone's like, she knew she was doing something naughty. Of course she did. You can tell by the way she did stuff. Uh, so yeah, that was my big my big news stories.

SPEAKER_02 39:39

I I found a couple stupid ones. Florida police chased down a loose emu wandering in Dade City. Police in Florida responded to an unusual call and ended up wrangling an escaped emu before coffee even had a chance to kick in. Good way to start out the day, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 40:01

It reminds me of that episode of Animal Control.

SPEAKER_02 40:04

That's a fucking funny show, by the way. Animal control. Alright, next. North Carolina woman wins $100,000 from her very first ever lottery ticket.

SPEAKER_05 40:18

Fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

Yeah. I don't like her. July 27th. A North Carolina woman bought a scratch-off lottery ticket for the first time in her life and scored a hundred grand top prize.

SPEAKER_04 40:30

That's very lucky.

SPEAKER_02 40:32

She told officials she stopped for gas at Will's food store on Hickory Grove Road in Gastonia. And decided to buy a scratch-off lottery ticket for the first time. That one just caught my eye, she said. You know, apparently she liked how it looked. It looks pretty. I mean I'm not sure. That one's cool. I like that one. Why don't you just give me one of those? How many of you want? I don't know, just one, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 40:57

One, I guess.

SPEAKER_02 40:58

She goes, I didn't think I was looking at it right. Yeah, she said her prize money will go towards a new car and she's saving for school. Did I say how old she was?

SPEAKER_05 41:12

I don't think you did.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

No. So was this just a kid besides?

SPEAKER_05 41:16

Just heard 18 like three years ago and it's like, I'll buy one.

SPEAKER_02 41:19

I'm expecting it's some 40-year-old woman.

SPEAKER_05 41:22

It's probably nice.

SPEAKER_02 41:25

I've been 18 for six whole months, and I've been holding off to buy one until right now. Wouldn't you know it? I won! Fuck you, you little bitch.

SPEAKER_04 41:37

Yeah. Give it back. Yeah. Give it back.

SPEAKER_02 41:41

Alright. Deputies responded to a break-in to find bear cubs ransacking a home.

SPEAKER_05 41:48

Aww. Cute but terrifying.

SPEAKER_02 41:51

July 27th. Sheriff's deputies in Colorado respond to a reported break-in and arrive to find the home still occupied by the culprits. A pair of bear cubs.

SPEAKER_04 42:03

That's adorable.

SPEAKER_02 42:05

Douglas County Sheriff's Office posted a video to social media showing the two bear cubs. Deputies found ransacking the inside of the Roxboro home and feasting on cat food. Yeah. The post said deputies arrived to the scene and discovered two non-traditional suspects. Two curious sibling bear cubs who had climbed through an open window to explore the house. So the alarm goes off, cops get called, they show up, and what the fuck? It's just bears. There's two little bears in here. Yeah, they told the people like, hey, now just obviously stay aware and close your fucking window. There are bear out here.

SPEAKER_05 43:02

Yeah. Don't leave your fucking window open.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

Yeah. Keep all your pet food inside. Apparently that's what drew them to it was there was food out there, but I don't know. I thought that was fucking funny. Alright, what do you got?

SPEAKER_05 43:18

Okay. So I just found an am I the asshole? So this is more of a would I be the asshole. I haven't done anything yet, okay. I said, am I the asshole for not wanting to invite my dad on my bachelor party? I'm planning an out-of-state bachelor party that'll include about 15 guys, most being my close friends, as well as my brother and future brother in laws, who I all love very much being with. I don't have a bad relationship with my dad. In fact, he's a wonderful father, and I'm lucky to have been raised under him. But he is the most serious, non fun person ever. Spending time with him as an adult has felt like more of an obligation these days. I don't actually Enjoy doing things with him because he takes everything so seriously and is generally a depressed, although very accomplished, individual who never takes measures to better himself. I underwent therapy for like a year because I really grappled with the feeling of being burdened as though it was my responsibility to be an anchorness of happiness for him. It's taken me quite some time in practice to separate that, and I become better at accepting that I'm not responsible for his well-being, and I'm battling with that. And I now am suddenly finding myself questioning whether I should invite my dad to my bachelor party. Truthfully, I'm not really sure if I even really want to, but I know the guy would be heartbroken if I didn't. And who knows, maybe he'll perk up under different circumstances. Well the top comment says, Why would your father be at your bachelor party anyways?

SPEAKER_02 44:45

Well, whoever that guy is a fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_05 44:48

Right.

SPEAKER_02 44:48

I mean if you I've been to a bunch of fucking bachelor parties.

SPEAKER_05 44:52

And the dads are there.

SPEAKER_02 44:53

Not only are the dads there, a lot of the times, the wife's or the fiance's father is also there.

SPEAKER_05 44:59

Yeah, the father-in-law is there.

SPEAKER_02 45:01

At a lot of them. I'm not saying all of them. There's been I've been to other ones where there was no fucking, you know, no dad there at all.

SPEAKER_05 45:09

But I thought it was like kind of a normal thing to at least for a portion or most of it have them there.

SPEAKER_02 45:15

I would say it's more common than not.

SPEAKER_05 45:18

Yeah. That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_02 45:20

Unless you're literally having something with just your friends and you're like, you know, this is just my closest pals. There's 15 of us.

SPEAKER_05 45:27

There's 15 and you can't invite your dad.

SPEAKER_02 45:29

That's my point.

SPEAKER_05 45:30

Yeah, you have 15 people coming and you can't invite your dad.

SPEAKER_02 45:39

I I think.

SPEAKER_05 45:40

I agree. I feel like he would be an asshole. But a lot of the comments actually are saying the opposite. A lot of the comments are like, I've never heard of a parent going to a bachelor party.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

Really?

SPEAKER_05 45:52

Yeah. A lot of comments. They're like, you're not the asshole. That would be weird for you to invite him, anyways. Which I thought was crazy because I was like, I've been to bachelorette parties, and like moms are there, usually mother-in-laws are there, like sometimes fucking grandmas are there for parties.

SPEAKER_02 46:07

Nobody's ever seen the fucking bachelorette party things where there's a little old woman with a dick hanging off her face. I mean, come on.

unknown 46:15

Right.

SPEAKER_05 46:16

That's that's not that's I was I was genuinely shocked when I started reading these. I was like, what? Are we the weirdos for inviting them?

SPEAKER_02 46:24

I don't know. It's not just us. I've been just like I said, quite a few were the the fathers, and the father of the bride is fucking there. So, yeah, I don't know. I guess unless these guys are just thinking, no, no, dude, bachelor parties, that's where you fuck the girls before you get married. Well, I I guess I've never been to them. So I know.

SPEAKER_05 46:44

I've never been to a bachelorette party that was actually like that.

SPEAKER_02 46:47

Maybe that's every frat brother answering immediately right there. So that's crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_05 46:52

That's crazy. Ew, don't invite your dad.

SPEAKER_02 46:55

Why why would you do that? Are you gonna fuck some chick in front of your dad?

SPEAKER_05 46:58

Yeah. Yeah, I've I was very surprised.

SPEAKER_02 47:02

That kind of that does surprise me.

SPEAKER_05 47:04

Yeah. So I guess we're according to the mass of the internet, like we're in the minority here, but I think he would be an asshole for not inviting his dad.

SPEAKER_02 47:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:12

Especially if you're inviting your brothers and like your brother-in-laws.

SPEAKER_02 47:15

Again, so if you're if you were inviting that many other people, uh yes, you straight up would be a dick for not inviting your dad. Yeah. And anybody in the comment row that thinks it would be normal to invite your brothers, uncles, cousins, nephews, and not your fucking dad, you're stupid too.

SPEAKER_05 47:37

That's very true.

SPEAKER_02 47:38

Again, if it's just a small group of your friends.

SPEAKER_05 47:41

Yeah, if there's five of you and it's just your friends, fine.

SPEAKER_02 47:45

I get that. But if you're gonna have a normal-sized bachelor party where you got a a group of dudes and you got some family members coming with your friend, I mean, if you're not friends with any of your family members, then sure, I guess all of this is different.

SPEAKER_05 47:59

Right. But see, I guess by the sounds of it, they are because they're having their brother and their brother-in-laws come.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

I don't know. I I'm friends with my family. Yeah. So I guess to me, it would be weird. It would be wildly inappropriate to inv invite uncles and brothers and stuff and not invite your father.

SPEAKER_05 48:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:18

That to me would be what's weird.

SPEAKER_05 48:20

Fuck what the rest of the world is saying. It's our show. And we say, yes, you would be the asshole.

SPEAKER_02 48:25

I agree. They would be the asshole.

SPEAKER_05 48:27

Fuck them. It's our show. You would be the asshole.

SPEAKER_02 48:30

And on that note, because it's our show, I say we stop right now.

SPEAKER_05 48:34

We're done.

SPEAKER_02 48:35

All right. Thank you everyone for listening.

SPEAKER_05 48:37

Thank you all, and good night.

SPEAKER_02 48:38

Good night.