Smells Like Axe and Regret: 2000s Dances

Madi and Lexie are back — and this week they’re reliving the absolute fever dream that was 2000s school dances. We’re talking awkward slow songs, Axe body spray, Aeropostale polos, and the unspoken rules of post-dance hangouts. They spiral into the different species of kids at school dances (from the wall huggers to the grind line), the bedazzled disasters we called dresses, and the absolute ick that was the corsage exchange. It’s nostalgia, it’s friendship, it’s mild delusion — all wrapped up in a laugh-filled episode that proves growing up in the early 2000s was somehow both the best and the most embarrassing time ever.