The Elegant Hour
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The Elegant Hour
Ep. #26 Evan & Jack
Evan talks about the Keals Cup event he participated in and Jack tells about his up coming overseas adventure.
Welcome to the Elegant Hour With Evan and Jack. How are we fam?
Speaker 2:We're good, we're good, very good indeed. Little bit sleepy Evan's a little bit sleepy. Big weekend.
Speaker 1:What did you get up to my friend?
Speaker 2:I did that fucking obstacle course. Turns out it was quite intense. Yeah, was it full on. Yeah, two hours of like going against other teams on these different courses and shit, like racing each other and everything, carrying logs and fucking every shit and climbing over stuff and under stuff like cargo nets. It was like full boot camp style shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, true, and did you have to stay with your team the whole time?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So there was one cunt that was fucking shocker. That's the team down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, glad I didn't come then. So I was like the rounds went first in like another team. It was seven-minute rounds, three-minute break, seven-minute round for two hours.
Speaker 1:Oh true, oh, oh so.
Speaker 2:Seven minutes, two minute break three minute break, seven minutes, and then a five minute break in between activities.
Speaker 1:Oh, so how many times do you do the one run?
Speaker 2:just once like one you have a three minute wait at the next one, yeah, and then you do the next thing, because all the courses, all the shit that you're competing, because there was all these like different obstacles but like. So one was like a tractor pull and next to the tractor pull they had a tug of war. So you did the tug of war versus the other team and then you came over to the tractor pull and one team sat out while one team pushed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then, once you pushed, then the other team went, really hoping the other team takes their merry old time yeah and then um, so that was like two hours of intense, intense exercise.
Speaker 2:I was having spews and carrying on like a bastard anyone else? No, it was just me out on the course, carrying on coughing and carrying on. That was pretty sweet and then we had like a half an hour break and then there was a 4k 40 obstacle course.
Speaker 1:But fuck, to end it on yeah, just finish up with a 4k 40.
Speaker 2:Yeah, obstacle it was like walls and shit you had to jump over, so you, like, needed people to help you Fuck To end it on. Yeah, just finish up with a 4K40 obstacle. It was like walls and shit you had to jump over, so you needed people to help you over.
Speaker 1:Like push you up, yeah, what was the?
Speaker 2:funnest obstacle the slide, the massive slide, 100 metres 100 metre slide Into a big pond wicked. Yeah, that would have been sick, so good.
Speaker 1:Was it just?
Speaker 2:tarp, yeah, like massive big yellow thick tarp and they'd just dug out with an excavator. So then, like it was perfect fit for you to like go down, yeah, and you could really hawk.
Speaker 1:Oh true, yeah, and it was just dead straight. Yeah, into a pond. Did you skim along the top of the?
Speaker 2:pond. No, you just get like launched up in the air and then oh true, it's a little jump in there. Yeah, it's so sick.
Speaker 1:Did you see anyone bitching it? No, is that the end?
Speaker 2:That was there was like after that there was like another couple hundred metres on the course, maybe another 500 metres to go yeah, sick. So that was like on the back end of it. So by the time you got that, because you had to run up a hill and do all these obstacles, by the time you got to there you were rooted, so you were keen as to go down this thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I bet I've got the yawns. So did they let teams go for, like, let teams like fucking two teams go now?
Speaker 2:No, for that one, it was just everybody go at the same time. Oh sweet, so the start of the run was hectic. It was just like everybody's banging into each other.
Speaker 1:How many people?
Speaker 2:do you reckon were there? I think they said there was. I think they said was there 20 teams or 25 teams and they can take up to 50, but it's like five or six men per team. Oh yeah, yeah, sweet.
Speaker 1:So a good fucking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, big turnout 600 to 1,000 people. I didn't do any maths in my head.
Speaker 1:That was just a fucking guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'll go with that. That makes it sound real deadly. Did it look like that many people? That was fucking probably a couple hundred A half a doof. Yeah that was a doof amount there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, evan's had a cut, a fresh shave. For anyone that um can't see the pod, yeah, it's covered with poo mud.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, like I got cuts on me and stuff and they all went like infected. Oh sweet, because of the poo mud. Yeah, I was pretty pooey. Yeah, it smelled some ponds were proper poo mud. Oh, you know that like. Yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker 1:Pumud, yeah, pumud.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know how else to describe it, but when you hit it you know it's Pumud. You're like, oh, this stinks.
Speaker 1:This is Pumud Pumudden. I'm rocking me, fucking work. Get up today with the shirtlifter, the brightest shirtlifter shirt of all. What's he holding, man, I?
Speaker 2:What's he holding man? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Samurai Jack, Samurai man. Yeah, Mad Dog. So it was a good weekend anyway.
Speaker 2:And then got right on the source. They had like Pierce there, free Pierce yeah. So, you had, like you had a fair few tickets actually.
Speaker 1:They wouldn't have had any A Beautiful Something there, no, no A.
Speaker 2:Beautiful Something, speon. I did catch up with Jackson, though, later on, and we ripped into a heap of a beautiful something, did you, yeah, on the Sunday night.
Speaker 1:Fucking nice, that's sweet. And then you got back, I guess Monday.
Speaker 2:Yeah, came back yesterday. That was yeah, cruise, just cruise back, cruise Yazday back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no rush.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, it was back cruise Yazday back. Yeah, no rush, yeah, but yeah, it was really. It was a pretty funny little night. We went to a pink hotel in Koolangatta, the pink. Is it pink? Yeah, I assume. And this bloke put on a bodyboarding video that he'd been making some bloke out there.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was pretty sweet.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I saw that on your Insta actually, or your Snap, yeah he was wearing a cap and sunnies all night.
Speaker 2:Was he? Was it bright in there? It was extremely dark in there, or was he cooking?
Speaker 1:I don't know. Maybe he was cooking.
Speaker 2:Mustard bone. That's normally the only time you run that sort of activities, that's my assumption, although it does feel very cool to wear sunnies inside.
Speaker 1:I saw a lady in um coals yesterday. She was fucking, she was cooking, she was literally cooking and she had sunnies on in coals and you could see like the definitely heroin or meth head meth here you could see the scabs do they still do heroin?
Speaker 2:yeah, I don't think it's as popular anymore. They got phased out.
Speaker 1:People are wanting to buzz, not relax.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the sleepy people, the good old days of people keeping up More sleepy people.
Speaker 1:There's a sleepy person in Gladstone.
Speaker 2:Really when at?
Speaker 1:Down at the bus stop there. Oh, that old, that fella that rocks a fucking button-up white shirt, yeah, and he just sits there and like face tans all day, just lays there with his aviator son he's on just staring at the fucking sun.
Speaker 2:Oh dude.
Speaker 1:His face is so. Yeah, it's brittle.
Speaker 2:He looks like he's been there for a while.
Speaker 1:He's still tanning right now, I reckon.
Speaker 2:I don't know why he likes that spot. There's got to be another spot.
Speaker 1:Bit of shade there for his body, not his face.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he really gets up and stuff.
Speaker 1:The fella we work with. His missus used to go there once a week and give him food, and then he went off. At her last time she did it, so she doesn't do it anymore. Yeah well, maybe he's not hungry. Yeah well, he's probably having a bad day that day. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't want any part of it. I'm sucking on an iGet bar Pretty happy with that.
Speaker 2:That's pretty sweet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've been doing fuck all man. I've been working and selling everything I've got to travel. Where are you going? I am going to go I was going to work till the end of the year and then go on that American trip that I've been talking about. But I'm thinking I'm going to go to Vietnam for a month prior to going to America. Get a little bit cultured prior I don't know how cultured you get in America, but you do in Vietnam and then, after America, I'm going to go to Central and South America Nicaragua, costa Rica, panama, colombia. Peru is my rough plan, subject to change, of course. Yeah, and then I'll go to Bintang Land, bali, and I'll just live there until I'm broken. I have zero possessions. Yeah, then I'll come back and work again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Nicaragua, that looks beautiful over there.
Speaker 1:Well, actually we're going there anyway because Florida's fucked. Now. I don't know if you've heard from the two hurricanes that have come through.
Speaker 2:I thought hurricane season was over.
Speaker 1:So we were going to Florida after New York. Is that your favorite line?
Speaker 2:in Pineapple Express. What's that? I thought hurricane season was over. That's the very start of the movie Dude. I have the worst memory.
Speaker 1:I love the movie Pineapple Express though.
Speaker 2:Yeah. But well it's over there, so you just can't go to any party.
Speaker 1:We can't go to Florida. Well, we are going to Florida for the first place we were going to.
Speaker 2:Key.
Speaker 1:Largo, but we're not going to Key West for New Year's. So we're going to go from Miami Airport to fucking to Nicaragua for five days for New Year's and then go back to Florida and then fly out to Orlando, Florida up the top.
Speaker 2:What is it like? Cheap flights over there from there.
Speaker 1:It was $1,200 return.
Speaker 2:Nice.
Speaker 1:Added on. But the accommodation was fucking in Key West. For five nights no, for four nights, five. Four night, four nights, five days the accommodation was eight grand. So it's really like we hadn't paid for that yet. So that eight grand that eight grand is yeah. Four tickets 4,800. Whatever's left over a lot of beers yeah, so that'd be sweet, dude. I'm fucking keen. Nicaragua, the place I've wanted to go the most in the world like for the past maybe 10 years.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking frothing.
Speaker 1:For that I reckon I'll want to go back there, so I'll probably kick my. If not, I'll just go to Costa Rica and then down from there. And there's this boat trip from Panama around to Colombia because you can't cross the border via roads and stuff. It's all um all like military and shit there. They won't let you through well, just no, no, no no, we would blow your fucking head off, mate, if you try to come to me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just go on the boat and it's kind of like a sauer croatia situation, I think you like go island hopping on the way there and it all looks fucking amazing. I forget what the islands are called, so that'll be fucking sick. It's $900 US, though, and when you're backpacking that's a lot of money for five days, but it'll be well worth it.
Speaker 2:So I'm doing it. That'll be fucking wicked.
Speaker 1:Yeah, keen, and then, yeah, I'll go back over to Bintang Land and just fucking kick it there, probably about March.
Speaker 2:April time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just cheap as yeah, I'll just try and make it like a 500 a week experience yeah getting it my long-term accommodation yeah 150 bucks a week for my accommodation and then leaves me at 350. That's 50 bucks a day, which is sweet yeah two dollar 50 meals. Oh, fucking three dollar bin tanks. Lovely, sweet Bit of petrol for my scooter. I've already got a scooter there. And a cafe racer as we spoke about last one.
Speaker 2:You can have like 20 bin tangs a day. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'll probably drink heaps of them.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, if I had 10, that'd be 20 bones. No, I don't know, I'm not real good at mouse here 30 bones. I'm not real good at mouse here 30 bones, 30 bones. But yeah, that's my plan At this stage. Man, I'm fucking frothing. Yeah, pretty keen. So, yeah, I'm selling everything. I've just got people coming, coming through my crib Flat out buying shit off me. Because, everything's just cheap as fuck 100 bucks, 20 bucks, 50 bucks. Sell up apish shit. Don't need any of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, realized, get rid of everything just gotta.
Speaker 1:So I'm keeping a gear bag with all my motorbike gear in it, which I'm sending over to Bali because I'll use that there yep, you won't get any money for that shit and then my best snowboard and all my snowboard gear I'm taking back to Canberra.
Speaker 2:That's the spot Same thing.
Speaker 1:We'll just leave it at mumsy's. Leave it at mumsy's, and then I'll just have Two suitcases worth of clothes and like A few little bits and bobs.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Send the bed up to my brother. He can have my Lovely king King bed and Couple like valuable Sentimental things Between him and I yeah. Send them up. That'll be it, bruh, send all that shit away. And, yeah, the gentleman's selling the car. The car should be sold this weekend. Really, somebody's interested? Straight away, really Straight away. So we'll see what happens there. I don't know, don't know.
Speaker 2:It always changes. Gotta go pick up that bloody van From the mechanics and get rid of that thing.
Speaker 1:Throw it on the marketplace. Brah, how good's Facebook Marketplace. That's a go yeah, I remember, remember they used to on facebook. There used to just be heaps of pages, like in canberra, tyson's cars yeah like shit like that. And then facebook obviously clicked on and went well, we're gonna create our own email.
Speaker 2:Yeah because don't you're not allowed to actually sell shit on pages.
Speaker 1:Aren't you.
Speaker 2:No, I think there's like all weird rules for it now. Oh, fuck them, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Drinking Gatorade here. For anyone wondering what that sound is Oi bit of diddy information, oh have you.
Speaker 2:I've been doing some information. Bring it on, son. I've been doing some information surfing. Yeah, investigation journalism, pedophile Ped Uh, the one that's in jail is a clone, that's not the real. Diddy oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, that's pretty straight up, he's um. But Diddy and Jay-Z and Beyonce, they're the ones that's been killed. They killed everybody. They killed Michael Jackson, tupac, tupac. There's a massive list.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I really believe that the Tupac part 100%.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Have you seen Eminem's lyrics in his new song about Diddy? Fuck his? I couldn't repeat, I couldn't, I don't. My brain no take in lyrics, dumb Mush brain. But fuck, it's good, I'll try and get it for the next one.
Speaker 2:I'm glad you brought that up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was pretty pointless actually, but for the people that have. We could actually look it up, oh tech.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we'd get techy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, came and fed your dogs a couple of times. They would have been pumped yeah, they were cheering me in A little bit of stick, throwing a bit of ear licking from the little dog. Little dog, ear licking here we go. He's looking up the M&M Diddy Diss. Here you go, guys. He's getting into it, fellas. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2:Fuck, why am I so sleepy?
Speaker 1:You sleepy, I'm sleepy too, man. I've been working fucking six days, I think.
Speaker 2:Yeah, worked the whole weekend. Original bad boy on the case.
Speaker 1:Cover your face.
Speaker 2:I'd have to fucking try and read it all.
Speaker 1:Came in the place blowed and sprayed puffy with mace. I aced the-.
Speaker 2:I laced the weed with insect repellent, there was this bloke I went to school with. He was ripping bongs that they'd been covering with fire spray and then I think one side of his body went paralyzed for ages. Really, he was all fucked up from it.
Speaker 1:Did you hear about that fella years ago? Like at a party, he ate like a slug off the ground or whatever, and he went paralysed. Really, yeah, because, fuck man, I never hesitated to eat Slugs Like critters. Slug boy, yeah, slug boy Like just drink, oh. And then people are like, fuck man, you probably shouldn't do that. And then people are like, fuck me you probably shouldn't do that.
Speaker 2:Someone got paralyzed. Yeah, because I think you're not meant to even like snails. Like snails and all that, they can fuck you up, yeah well bonjour. Buongiorno, I think it's all right over there for some reason.
Speaker 1:They've got something going on with it. Dude, are you keen for? Do you know Tim Zoo's fighting this weekend, Is he?
Speaker 2:He is this weekend Is he, he is. Who's he fighting?
Speaker 1:Nah, I couldn't pronounce his name Some Russian fella Murakarov. Tim will win. I hope Tim would be my second favourite boxer after his brother.
Speaker 2:First back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bahram, can you pronounce that last name? Give it a crack, brother.
Speaker 2:Merta Zaliz.
Speaker 1:Merta Zaliv.
Speaker 2:Makes me feel retarded, like when I have to try and tell the country's people's names for them.
Speaker 1:Difficult, difficult. I'm glad there's a bit of tech out now that I'll be able to use on my travels in South America.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you get that Translating art. Yeah, and you just like write what you want to say into it. Can you speak now? Speak, oh, just yeah, be the same and then Spanish. Yeah, and then it just like says it in Spanish to them I've done it when I was overseas. Oh, you have, yeah, but I think I was just doing it in like Google Translate, like just Google, yeah, just like that, but in like whatever language it is.
Speaker 1:Then the next bit of tech is with your phone take a photo of the menu, and then you can read it in English.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I think there's the apps now that fully translate like proper and like. Translate it how it should be said back to them. Yeah, okay, because like all it how it should be said back to them. Yeah, okay, because like all you.
Speaker 1:I just want it to. I don't want to have to say it. I want to say hi, could I please have a Coca-Cola? Thank you, Boom.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then it says it in Spanish Also, you can get the ear pods, but they're super delayed.
Speaker 2:Dude, I'm not fucking dealing with that shit and then they can't, they'd need to wear them too.
Speaker 1:So they're speaking to me and then I hear what they say, what? And then I'll hang on, I'll pull these out of my ear, I'll give them to you. I'll change it to your language and then I'll reply all covered in earwax yeah, we're here for fucking 13 weeks trying to sort this shit out, man oh just trying to party. I'm gonna be doing a bit of that there, very, very, very, very keen. So yeah, I've been doing a lot of work on my car Trying to get it sorted. Yeah, yeah, just trying to fully service it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm a mechanic. Full detail of the inside, pulled all the seats out, got it done, bro, and yeah, and yeah. What are you doing this weekend, me?
Speaker 2:Maybe a little golf session with Jackson. I think we're going to go film a session on the golf course.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:We've got the mics and stuff so we haven't used any of that gear yet. Probably do another cooking thing with rye tomorrow night, probably not tonight. What?
Speaker 1:are you thinking about cooking up to rye?
Speaker 2:up to.
Speaker 1:He was talking to pasta, pasta, pasta man from from scratch I hope, so my nonnas makes it fully from scratch the whole fucking life but even the pasta it's like a full day event.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 1:Daughter, my mum's stepsister.
Speaker 2:Did you know, like one time I was telling my mum that I was going to make a car made out of spaghetti. Oh yeah, she fully didn't believe me that I could do it. Yeah, and then I drove pasta.
Speaker 1:Ah-ha-ha-ha, get it.
Speaker 2:He drove pasta, pastor. Get it. He drove pastor. Uh, thank you, scotty stanley. He told me that joke years ago and I thought it was so funny I laughed about it for like, probably like three or four months. I would just laugh about it randomly.
Speaker 1:It was so dumb yeah, no, that's good one. I like it.
Speaker 2:It's good one he did the setup for ages, though he was like going, oh yeah, mom didn't ages, though he was like going, oh yeah, mum didn't believe me. And I was like really, and like making it sound like it was an actual thing. I was like what the fuck's going on here?
Speaker 1:Oh, so you like full got the story going.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had like this big story about it all and then ended with and I drove past her.
Speaker 1:Oh, classic.
Speaker 2:I was pretty revved up about it, yeah that's a good one.
Speaker 1:If I had more energy I would have laughed more at that one.
Speaker 2:I like just watching people's reaction on that, because it takes a while for the penny to drop.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that one. Yeah, that was a three-second delay there. I reckon that's right. This is pretty good for me for a joke. Brain, no worky Brain will no worky in Vietnam.
Speaker 2:Thanks, oh, oh yeah, the big name Big Nang Mo was telling me about them last night.
Speaker 1:And I was like Evan was just telling me about them the other day Me to Nang.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did you notice anything in here about any pictures?
Speaker 1:Those ones over there are straighter. Nah, I don't. Yeah, is that? Am I right? Yeah, straight.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:The OCD.
Speaker 2:I think Like that. Yeah, Maybe gun Gun Bang everyone Shoot everyone.
Speaker 1:Nah, speaking of, I just sold all my guns. I told you about that just before. That was good. Yeah, very good, just sold my gun. Safe Selling shit man, big selling guy, sold three fishing runs of 500 fucking bones the other day.
Speaker 2:That was pretty cool what did you pay for them heaps more?
Speaker 1:750 for one of them perfect everything's like. I bought this. I bought this little klx 110 for 2300, spent 1100 on it and I'm selling it for two and a half grand. Yeah, rode it three times, bought it in april perfect. Bought a uh electric bike for 2500 and selling it for two, I thought you would have kept that one well, I'm not going to keep anything. I'm selling everything. I don't want any, any. I don't need anything. I've decided I don't need any, any shit.
Speaker 1:Minimal, minimal, minimalistic yeah what I need, I think. I think declutter your life and you declutter your brain potentially. I'll let you know how that is in six months. So when I'm overseas, I'm going to be getting a few podcasts here and there because I haven't done a single jack and some other cunt podcast. So I'll try and do a few with randoms overseas and cool people I meet along the way, but evan will be fucking carrying this show as he does yeah, we'll just keep on, keeping on, keep on keeping on, we got some lovely, lovely beverages on the way yeah, we'll get um restocked tomorrow actually of a beautiful something.
Speaker 1:A Thank, you boys, Make sure to send you overseas with plenty of shirtlifter party shirts. Yeah yeah, this one's fucking full on. That one's hectic. I feel like I'm on fire. This one's very orange people.
Speaker 2:It's up in your grill.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2:Offensive even.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's definitely not defensive. No, you couldn't hide in this.
Speaker 2:It's definitely not defensive Nah.
Speaker 1:You couldn't hide in this, nah, nah, maybe in a fire, yeah. House fire maybe. What do you reckon that says?
Speaker 2:Um, that's probably just like the Chinese menu, like Kung. Pao chicken or something.
Speaker 1:Oh shit mate.
Speaker 2:Um, are you gonna go get A bit more ink when you're at the Ink Culture Bali? I will, yeah, I'm gonna get the rest of my head done, which is Are you going to go get a bit more ink when?
Speaker 1:you're at the Ink Culture Bali, I will. Yeah, I'm going to get the rest of my head done, which is going to be absolutely fucked.
Speaker 2:That was all beautiful segues into each other, weren't they? Huh?
Speaker 1:Me no comprende. Yeah, spanish, that's all right, it rolled into each thing, good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is that?
Speaker 1:what you're saying. Yeah, it did, and I'll get my feet done.
Speaker 2:Oh fuck the face. You've felt more of it than I have. Yeah, I don't um, yeah, you got a piggy, yeah, and a chicken on my foot piggy chicken, chicken foot, chicken foot chicken um what else? Is chicken on foot I need.
Speaker 1:uh, there's a few other little patches here and there that need to be done. Fuck, I'm covered in grease man, I'm really greased up. Yeah, you're the grease man, Evan made me wash my hands when I got here.
Speaker 2:He didn't make me. He asked me if I wanted to. Yeah, you could have done it without it, but you would have been extra greasy. Yeah, and everything here last night.
Speaker 1:Oh was he.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sleepover, yeah, but I went and stayed at the Missos Me and him watched Kill Tony until like 8.30 and then I dipped out.
Speaker 1:Kill Tony, just did like an MGM Grand fucking. Madison, I think they did Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 2:They're huge.
Speaker 1:Madison Square Garden is in New York.
Speaker 2:Oh, where you all like your big massive boxing events and stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd love to go.
Speaker 2:You do like Madison Square Garden. That's like a huge one.
Speaker 1:I wonder if there's any on when we're over there, because we're not going to the motocross anymore but we're going to the ice hockey. I've been before and it was fucking sick. They really get up on it so sick.
Speaker 2:That was in canada and did you ever go to the one in canberra? Yeah oh dude, canberra, one was off.
Speaker 1:I loved it upstairs where you can drink and they grab that thing, the the bracing on the roof and they just fucking bang it in the roof. Yeah, sick canberra brave.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the the Fisher boys, the two brothers I can't remember their names but all like Nigel's mates and everything, all that crew. They used to love it and just go down there and go mental. It's like a massive crew of them, so fun to go absolutely at it.
Speaker 1:Such a small little arena, but it's psycho. One of my good friends is good friends with the brothers.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they really give it to the away team.
Speaker 1:Yeah, stand behind the goalkeeper and just fucking up him Like really abuse. Yeah, jinx, yeah, like you were under a roof. Oh, what was the guy with getting jinxed? Yeah, why weren't you jinxed if you were under a roof? Maybe it was unfair, because there'd be heaps of jinxing going on Too many jinx. And when you're outside, it's sweet. You can't speak. Did you ever follow the rules?
Speaker 2:No, no way, I was chatty, cathy.
Speaker 1:You weren't worried about the repercussions of speaking over your jinx.
Speaker 2:No, I had a big brother, oh, picking over your jinx. No, I had a big brother, oh, true, he used to touch you up at home. That sounds fucked. Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 1:He touched you up, did he dibble?
Speaker 2:you no, no, did he no?
Speaker 1:did he no?
Speaker 2:just a bit of roughhousing.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He was twice the size of you, so his roughhousing.
Speaker 1:Was twice as much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, a lot more than what you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, same as my brother really. He used to roughhouse me the cunt He'd get right into me.
Speaker 2:Can really ragdoll you around when you're half their weight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my brother choked me out once at home. Really, he fully knocked me out with a chokehold and I woke up furious.
Speaker 2:Furious George.
Speaker 1:Because it was in the kitchen. Really In the dining room.
Speaker 2:Everybody's got a kitchen, but not everybody's cooking.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not cooking in my kitchen.
Speaker 2:I seen that on a post the other day. I like it. And then it just he had a picture of him in front of a Lambo, this bloke. Oh what. I was real confused about what he was on about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she commented, like everyone, on Elp Potty.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got roasted in Elp the reels lately. That's sweet though. Good, bring on the hate fellas.
Speaker 1:All for it.
Speaker 2:If you're a fan of the show and you see somebody giving us a bit of hate in the comments, why don you attack them back really viciously?
Speaker 1:yeah, get into them. Speaking of, I was involved in a bit of road rage today on the way here oh, I got someone stuck the finger up at me for me beeping at them oh, that's, it was a green light. They were looking like looking. Obviously they're looking at their phone or some shit, because the light was green the whole fucking time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, as I was driving toward it.
Speaker 1:And they were slowing right down like it was a red light.
Speaker 2:And I just gave a little honk.
Speaker 1:and then they just went fucking, flip me the bird. So then I got up beside them and went fuck you man. And then I gave them another one out the window as they were behind me, and then I thought you know what I? And I gave them another one out the window as they were behind me, and then I thought you know, what I'm having a good day today.
Speaker 2:Chill out, brother, let's roll. They're having a bad day. Masturbate yeah, they're good to a bit of road rage.
Speaker 1:They were driving in their company car as well as like a pathology car.
Speaker 2:And they're chucking the bird out, yeah.
Speaker 1:Are they allowed to do that? Yeah, they do. Well, you're allowed to do what you want, sure? Well, you're actually not.
Speaker 2:But you can. You can do a lot of things. You got free will at the end of the day yeah.
Speaker 1:So they say yeah, don't get big fella started on that one you know, who I'm talking about yeah oh, you won't even have him tomorrow. Nah, nah, you'll be right, that's right. Good day tomorrow For having it work.
Speaker 2:Gonna have a great day. Good day for me at work tomorrow too. I got three days this week, three good days.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um yeah, bro, I've got me Mate's fucking Me very best mate's Uh Wedding In about Fucking. Three and a half weeks time I'm gonna write a best man Speech.
Speaker 2:What are you gonna write it about?
Speaker 1:I'm going to start it off with a little something like this I was told just to do a few lines, to keep this at a few lines, but I've already done them, so let's get into the speech. Classic, and you know who told me to say that the groom. Is that what it is, my best mate.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:He told me to start it off like that. And I'm like surely parents will respect that. Anyway, that's how I'm going to start it off.
Speaker 2:I had it premeditated in my no more drug tests for Jackie boy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so now I can probably muck up. Yeah, you can do what I want because I'm traveling. Plus, you've got the medical marijuana. I do have a medical marijuana certificate. Yeah, I haven't used it in some time. Actually, I think it's not even valid anymore, but it's easy to get. Do you have to keep reading? It's so easy to get when I was in Brizzy.
Speaker 2:There's like-.
Speaker 1:Is there a dispensary?
Speaker 2:I came across two dispensaries, went to two different shopping centres for different stuff and we were rolling through and yeah, came across two dispensaries.
Speaker 1:Did full glass windows. Could you see what was going on in there? They were like you could just walk straight into them. Could you see the cannabis out on the spot?
Speaker 2:No, I think you'd have to go in and chat to them, but you could book the appointment in there. True, I might go get myself the medical marijuana ticket it's very easy.
Speaker 1:I just told them what's wrong with me and they gave it to me uh, and then when I got uncontrollable diarrhea, will this fix it? Yes, well, let's. I assume someone would say that it would. Yeah, they're going well, it fixes most things. How's your diarrhea going, still uncontrollable?
Speaker 2:yeah, it's still uncontrollable, it's a worry.
Speaker 1:At least you hold it in for the whole pod.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's good when.
Speaker 1:I'm in Cairns, I just roll into the pharmacy and just go pick it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:When I've been up there to visit my brother I've looked up where it comes from. It comes from fucking Cairns. You roll in. Oh yeah, sweet, here you go One of my mates.
Speaker 2:He got on it because he got the big C, the big cancer. Oh poor bugger. Then he reckons he got onto that and he reckons it was sweet, he come good. Oh yeah, he's good now. He got past it. The cannabis helped. It helped him be extremely stoned the whole time he thought that was pretty sweet. Yeah, it's sweet be extremely stoned the whole time. He thought that was pretty sweet, yeah, sweet. He said he was just on like the oil, oh dude, the oil fucking rolls you man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he said he was like starting off with like one drop and would be fucking ratchet, and then by the end of it he was like fucking a full squirter and shit. Yeah, just rolling around.
Speaker 1:When I had it I was just doing the half a squirter, like the things that you put in a bottle, hold the top and then the liquid goes into it and you can put it in your mouth dropper, I suppose.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I was doing a half of one of them, man, and it was fucking like absolutely annihilating me for a solid six, seven hours.
Speaker 2:I smoked weed for like over 12 months at one stage, and then the first time I got ripped again was like a full dropper, a full squirter into my mouth.
Speaker 1:Oh, you felt it.
Speaker 2:And then I was like, I think I was like ripped for like three days, like it was proper, like that night Am I coming out of this man?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that night like was off me lid. The next day like fucking ripped as humanly possible. Am I coming out of this man? Yeah, that night was off me lid. The next day fucking ripped as humanly possible. Second day was just stoned as fuck. And then on the third day I spent like three days just falling around in bed watching movies, giggling, yeah, and like ordering takeout to the house Fuck yeah, not getting out of bed. Bet you were feeling good.
Speaker 1:Oh, feeling wicked yeah sweet, I'd do it again. Yeah, so I'll be able to do that for the first, be able to do what I want for the first bit of my trip, and then I'll come good again toward the end, in case I have to get a job that requires that drug test. Yeah, so I'll behave probably the last three months of my trip, the last two months of my trip, the last two months.
Speaker 2:When I was looking at it the other day, to piss hot for a drug test you've got to have. For amphetamines you've got to have like 2,000 nanograms per milliliter. Yeah, cocaine and opioids and all these other ones were 300 nanograms per milliliter. Yeah, cocaine and opioids and all these other ones were 300 nanograms milliliter. And then it was for weed, it's 50, yeah. So that seems incredibly weird to me should be the other way around it should be able to have a bit of dac in your system.
Speaker 1:And no amphetamines.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And probably no opiates, unless they're prescription like Endone.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like not if you're operating a machine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I thought was weird, like wouldn't they all be on like the same level? Maybe they're going?
Speaker 1:off like how much you can, I don't know.
Speaker 2:But 50, when you got one that's 2 and one that's 50, that seems really really suspect to me yeah, I think yeah seems like you're really trying to keep without going into hectic conspiracies on. It seems like you're trying to keep a certain person out of the workforce yeah, and trying to keep a certain person in yeah, like, like.
Speaker 1:A fucking crackhead, a meth head.
Speaker 2:Which is that seems real bad. I'd heaps prefer like a ripped can on me crew.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're chill, they don't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2:Somebody that just got ripped on the week and you're like, what'd you do Like? I ate heaps of tucker.
Speaker 1:I just ate heaps of food and watched heaps of movies and just fucking did a bit of gardening and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm pretty keen to rip into some work and just sweat out some marijuana.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then probably I might do the same thing in a couple weekends time or the next weekend On my time off, when I can.
Speaker 2:But even like you can go have 10, I think we've talked about it before you can go have 10 standard drinks and like after work, or like eight standard drinks after work and be fucking pissed up and like blow zeros in the morning and feel dusty and hungover super, not focused at all. Yeah but you're not allowed to go and have like a fucking few puffs on a joint or a little bong or something yeah, and completely fine in the morning. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Completely fine. Four hours later.
Speaker 2:Yeah, rip in a heap of food, have a lovely little sleep. Yeah, sleep for eight to nine hours, wake up feeling refreshed, go to work and then get back into her.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it's fucking bullshit, to be honest, and especially if it's medical medicinal, you prescribed it for a reason.
Speaker 2:But you can't even do that on a job site.
Speaker 1:Nah, you're not allowed to.
Speaker 2:Even what's the go with the driving if you've got the medical?
Speaker 1:If you swab, because swabs only test up to 12 hours, so they say I believe Well, roadside anyway Then you lose your license for a month instead of three months if you've got a prescription.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But what about the people that like, if you get prescribed Endone or something for pain, you're allowed to go do that and go for a drive?
Speaker 1:Are you?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What happens if you swab for opium opiates?
Speaker 2:Is.
Speaker 1:Endone in the opiate shit. Yeah, codeine, it's codeine, so I believe. So Endone.
Speaker 2:Dog test.
Speaker 1:So yeah, bro, yeah, I assume that.
Speaker 2:An opioid, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I guess. So if you failed, that would, uh, I don't even know. Uh, roadside swabs. They test for amphetamines, thc and cocaine. I believe. They don't even test for opioids.
Speaker 2:So there you go yeah, because I know you get them like. Because when you got them like, say, you've busted your arm or some shit, or you've done something, but you can still drive, or you've got like and you're very sleepy. Yeah, but I think I've had them and like didn't ever think that it was an issue to go drive.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I don't think I ever got told like you're not allowed to go drive on these, no, no.
Speaker 1:No, I think you're right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I think you're right.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Yeah, I think you're probably better off driving stoned than on opioids. Yeah, you're probably driving pretty slow when you're stoned.
Speaker 2:Just straight to Mac is okay.
Speaker 1:You're just going for a feed usually. Yeah, I'm just going to go to KFC, fellas I never went through the marijuana stage as a young fella, like I think. Maybe when I was about 25, I was like I could probably smoke a bit of weed. Did it for about six months and then when I got a bit older, about like 28, I got my prescription and I was like, yeah, I'll give this a shot for a little while and then got into this shit and not allowed to do it any longer.
Speaker 2:I'd hate to prefer just having a bit of a chuff. These days I used to like just really really want to fucking drink heaps of beers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you liked it a lot Extremely. Can you tell the people about what you did in Vietnam on your birthday?
Speaker 2:On my birthday. I think I was celebrating my 28th birthday, so celebrating the fact I didn't die at 27, the rock star age. So then, to celebrate it, we were in Ha Long.
Speaker 1:Bay.
Speaker 2:We went there on a cruise and then I looked at my receipt in the morning when I had to pay for everything. Looked at like me receipt in the morning when I had to pay for everything, and it was like I'd done like 50 drinks to meself. It was like 20.
Speaker 1:That's like nearly probably 25, 30 litres, which is 25, 30 kilos of liquor.
Speaker 2:Oh, what was it like? So it was like 30 beers and then, I think, like 20 real strong cocktails.
Speaker 1:That's so hectic cunt. And how many standard drinks do you reckon out of it?
Speaker 2:It would have been with the cocktails, because they were like all double shots and everything Fuck. It would have been like nearly around 100 standard drink bars.
Speaker 1:In a period of 24 hours.
Speaker 2:No, the period of like an afternoon and a night. Fuck man.
Speaker 1:Like, just like Pushing them back. It's not like you've got a can and you put it's full. You put it to your lips, you put your palm on the back of it and you just push the can into your face we got to the thing just before, like it was going to be sundown so like probably like from three in the arvo midnight or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fucking pushing the boat out far brother to whenever they cut off the bar which there was only our little boat staying at this joint. So there was like fuck, I think there was only like 20 people there. Really so they didn't have like the bar open long for a massive amount of time, did you?
Speaker 1:feel good the next day.
Speaker 2:I was still so drunk.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what about the day after that?
Speaker 2:Back on the horse, I'd say yeah, I would have been back into it by then.
Speaker 1:Maybe I'll try and have half of that amount of drinks when I'm in Halong Bay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was.
Speaker 1:I don't think I could drink 25 drinks.
Speaker 2:That had me fucking iron drinking really hard.
Speaker 1:Your liver was primed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I hope somebody calls me out and says that's a load of bullshit, which would be pretty sweet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you need a copy of your receipt to prove them wrong. Yeah, All your buddies that you were with. Yeah, just so I, you deserve maybe a plaque on their wall at that place. Do you know how much it cost for that? Roughly Rough guess how much your receipt.
Speaker 2:No, it was like fuck all. I think like 200 bucks or something.
Speaker 1:Fuck dude. Like something retarded, I think a beer's only a dollar in Vietnam. Yeah, it would have been. Moe was just telling me yesterday.
Speaker 2:I can't remember how much it was, but it wasn't fucking heaps. But yeah, it would have been under 200 bucks.
Speaker 1:It wasn't a worry. Yeah, that's hecking Like 200 bucks on a trip.
Speaker 2:Like, yeah, I remember looking at the receipt and being like that's not even an issue and I had to go try and pay for it when I was like couldn't stop spewing up and I like, and then what's her name? Peezy's like, because I was over there with Easy Peezy shout out the big man himself.
Speaker 2:I was like couldn't stop spewing in the morning and he's just like hit me up. He's like, oh, what do you want? That'll fix you. He's like, what do you need, I'll get you something. And I just fucking looked at him like covered in spiel, and I said more liquor, more liquor. And then he's just like what? I'm like long island iced teas and then I was like out there trying to like as I'm like I must have like full alcohol poisoning yeah, I'd fucking bet couldn't stop spewing.
Speaker 2:And then I was like getting these long island iced teas and I was trying to scull them down to make myself feel better. It wasn't helping. No, wouldn't it be? I think it was making things worse.
Speaker 1:Just topping off the liquor on top of the liquor in your belly. Yeah, that's fucking hectic. I've never met someone that's drank 50 beers in a session.
Speaker 2:Even just 50 fucking mid-strength beers, that's a block and and two-thirds well um, yeah, I got mates that have done that, like drinking a 30 block and then other beers and stuff yeah, well remember I drank a 30 block, then went down to the pub one time like really 30 block in like a think barbecue. We went and had like a barbecue and then went to the pub like at nine or ten that night that's a lot of like pissing out of your wiener dude, yeah 30 vb cans and then down to the pub, fuck and try to push in as many beers in there as I could yeah, so you've done it before.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that's without the cocktails, though yeah, that was. I think that was just beers, I was do you reckon that that was the the most, the most standard drinks you've had in the session?
Speaker 2:that hundred, yeah yeah, it'd probably be something like oh, just for purely drinking, yeah yeah like not going on like a three-day bender or something, just for having a one drinking session of like a 24-hour period drinking session yeah 100 standard drinks yeah that's fucking.
Speaker 1:That's a nudge brother.
Speaker 2:Well done yeah I'm proud of you. That'd be a couple bottles of vodka, I guess that's like fucking. How's me? Mate um duncan, who came on the podcast he was telling me the very first podcast he did. He got told like, oh, do you want any drinks for it? I think this is like when he was at like the peak of his like skateboarding shit, like yeah, and they're like, oh, you want any drinks for it? Anything like that. And he just goes bottle of jaeger. They're like okay, he said he drank a bottle of jaeger in. They're like okay, he said he drank a bottle of Jaeger in a 45-minute podcast. Really, that's some sipping.
Speaker 1:And Jaeger of all things. Well, I'd probably choose Jaeger.
Speaker 2:But if you're drinking Jaeger, that's not like a casual drink You're up it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's pushing it. That's really going for it. He would have been maggot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I reckon. So I reckon he probably would have gone out and done shit after that too On my 18th.
Speaker 1:I scalded a bottle of vodka. I got two-thirds through it, two-thirds through the bottle before they ripped it off me and I don't think I've been selling over Also those fucking stupid red fucking Coopers.
Speaker 2:They're good.
Speaker 1:They fucked me Half a case of them and two-thirds a bottle of vodka. That's probably the most I've ever really pushed back.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Lots of benders. We've done heaps more than that on a three-day bender. But in the zone I was spewing in the bathtub the next day my girlfriend at the time was washing me. Oh, that's yeah, yeah, which wasn't working because I was in a bathtub. Yeah, but yeah, man, that's fucking nudging. I'm going to do that when I get over there. I'm going to give it a nudge.
Speaker 2:Yeah, do it.
Speaker 1:So going to Vietnam also to prime priming my body ready for the rest of the trip.
Speaker 2:Well, you'll be in Vietnam. You'll be able to get all the fur India. It's All the fur India. It's good for your gut.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay Good for your tummy. I wonder if they do. They use water or broth?
Speaker 2:It's a broth. Broth has water in it, though, obviously.
Speaker 1:So I wonder what water they're using in there.
Speaker 2:Probably just tap water.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's heated up I was going it.
Speaker 2:I was going all the straight vendor shit over there with smoke.
Speaker 1:Fucking oath Any interesting foods I could look for Like a guinea pig rat cockroach.
Speaker 2:They got all that like bugs and shit on the street. You can go eat.
Speaker 1:Oh give me a crack, frogs and shit.
Speaker 2:They got all that stuff.
Speaker 1:That's just kind of touristy though, isn't it?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I didn't really see the locals eating that, probably because it doesn't taste very good, they got better shit to live and do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely, oh shit mate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Then yeah but Vietnam's sweet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm looking forward to it. I was going to do Cambodia too, but I don't know. Okay, it's fucking expensive. If I like, go multi-trips. They're flying to Hanoanoi, hire a motorbike, ride it all the way down the coast down to ho chi minh, fly and then fly out of cambodia. It's like fucking triple my flight cost just to fly in and out of vietnam. So yeah, I'm not going to cambodia, fuck cambodia. 571 dollars is my return flight from Sydney.
Speaker 2:Cambodia does look good. Yeah, I'd love to.
Speaker 1:And Laos as well, would be sick.
Speaker 2:Because they've got all the deadly temples there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it'd be sick to go, but fuck. A full month doing Vietnam is like a fucking good look at Vietnam.
Speaker 2:I think I was there for two weeks and, yeah, you could have spent any of those joints.
Speaker 1:You can spend a month in, because you can just chill out in one spot for a while.
Speaker 2:We've got rye coming in.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm thinking about fucking hitting it.
Speaker 2:Once he gets in, we'll cut it off.
Speaker 1:We've still got a couple of minutes to go, but yeah dude.
Speaker 2:So fucking, we've got to get our money's worth because on that where we upload the podcast to, on buzzsprout shared out buzzsprout. If anybody wants to start a podcast, go on there. Um, I pay for 12 hours a month that we can upload, so we've really got to get really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, how's me not knowing any of this shit? Yeah 12 hours a month and we do two, two, four, six, eight yeah, so eight hours a month?
Speaker 2:yeah, so we've got a buffer of four, so we've got to get them lower yeah we usually hit about 58 minutes yeah, it's good yeah, around that 50, 50, 58 I'll try and get one in with jack, another one with Jackson. That was fun.
Speaker 1:He dogged the last one.
Speaker 2:Be good, I really want to do one with you and Jackson.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd like to do a triple.
Speaker 2:Yeah, triple header.
Speaker 1:Triple, triple header. Be good. It ain't safe on the block.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not even for the cops, no Fuck no, it's a year, man, it's a year. You booked your flight yet Not to Vietnam.
Speaker 1:no, Not yet. Yeah, All my American flights are booked sorted. Americano he's rolling in with a VB? Is he, I think so Big dog with a VB?
Speaker 2:Got a VB.
Speaker 1:You bet your ass.
Speaker 2:Let's wrap this up then.
Speaker 1:Thanks for listening, fam. Sorry, we're a bit drowsy on this one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all good, all right, Bong on lads Yep.