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The Elegant Hour
Ep. #26 Evan & Jack
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Evan talks about the Keals Cup event he participated in and Jack tells about his up coming overseas adventure.
Obstacle Course Adventure Chat
Speaker 1Welcome to the Elegant Hour With Evan and Jack . How are we fam ?
Speaker 2We're good , we're good , very good indeed . Little bit sleepy Evan's a little bit sleepy . Big weekend .
Speaker 1What did you get up to my friend ?
Speaker 2I did that fucking obstacle course . Turns out it was quite intense . Yeah , was it full on . Yeah , two hours of like going against other teams on these different courses and shit , like racing each other and everything , carrying logs and fucking every shit and climbing over stuff and under stuff like cargo nets . It was like full boot camp style shit .
Speaker 1Yeah , true , and did you have to stay with your team the whole time ?
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1So there was one cunt that was fucking shocker . That's the team down .
Speaker 2Yeah , glad I didn't come then . So I was like the rounds went first in like another team . It was seven-minute rounds , three-minute break , seven-minute round for two hours .
Speaker 1Oh true , oh , oh so .
Speaker 2Seven minutes , two minute break three minute break , seven minutes , and then a five minute break in between activities .
Speaker 1Oh , so how many times do you do the one run ?
Speaker 2just once like one you have a three minute wait at the next one , yeah , and then you do the next thing , because all the courses , all the shit that you're competing , because there was all these like different obstacles but like . So one was like a tractor pull and next to the tractor pull they had a tug of war . So you did the tug of war versus the other team and then you came over to the tractor pull and one team sat out while one team pushed .
Speaker 1Yeah , and then , once you pushed , then the other team went , really hoping the other team takes their merry old time yeah and then um , so that was like two hours of intense , intense exercise .
Speaker 2I was having spews and carrying on like a bastard anyone else ? No , it was just me out on the course , carrying on coughing and carrying on . That was pretty sweet and then we had like a half an hour break and then there was a 4k 40 obstacle course .
Speaker 1But fuck , to end it on yeah , just finish up with a 4k 40 .
Speaker 2Yeah , obstacle it was like walls and shit you had to jump over , so you , like , needed people to help you Fuck To end it on . Yeah , just finish up with a 4K40 obstacle . It was like walls and shit you had to jump over , so you needed people to help you over .
Speaker 1Like push you up , yeah , what was the ?
Speaker 2funnest obstacle the slide , the massive slide , 100 metres 100 metre slide Into a big pond wicked . Yeah , that would have been sick , so good .
Speaker 1Was it just ?
Speaker 2tarp , yeah , like massive big yellow thick tarp and they'd just dug out with an excavator . So then , like it was perfect fit for you to like go down , yeah , and you could really hawk .
Speaker 1Oh true , yeah , and it was just dead straight . Yeah , into a pond . Did you skim along the top of the ?
Speaker 2pond . No , you just get like launched up in the air and then oh true , it's a little jump in there . Yeah , it's so sick .
Speaker 1Did you see anyone bitching it ? No , is that the end ?
Speaker 2That was there was like after that there was like another couple hundred metres on the course , maybe another 500 metres to go yeah , sick . So that was like on the back end of it . So by the time you got that , because you had to run up a hill and do all these obstacles , by the time you got to there you were rooted , so you were keen as to go down this thing .
Speaker 1Yeah , I bet I've got the yawns . So did they let teams go for , like , let teams like fucking two teams go now ?
Speaker 2No , for that one , it was just everybody go at the same time . Oh sweet , so the start of the run was hectic . It was just like everybody's banging into each other .
Speaker 1How many people ?
Speaker 2do you reckon were there ? I think they said there was . I think they said was there 20 teams or 25 teams and they can take up to 50 , but it's like five or six men per team . Oh yeah , yeah , sweet .
Speaker 1So a good fucking .
Speaker 2Yeah , big turnout 600 to 1,000 people . I didn't do any maths in my head .
Speaker 1That was just a fucking guess .
Speaker 2Yeah , we'll go with that . That makes it sound real deadly . Did it look like that many people ? That was fucking probably a couple hundred A half a doof . Yeah that was a doof amount there .
Speaker 1Yeah , evan's had a cut , a fresh shave . For anyone that um can't see the pod , yeah , it's covered with poo mud .
Speaker 2Oh , oh , like I got cuts on me and stuff and they all went like infected . Oh sweet , because of the poo mud . Yeah , I was pretty pooey . Yeah , it smelled some ponds were proper poo mud . Oh , you know that like . Yeah , yeah , that .
Speaker 1Pumud , yeah , pumud .
Speaker 2Yeah , I don't know how else to describe it , but when you hit it you know it's Pumud . You're like , oh , this stinks .
Speaker 1This is Pumud Pumudden . I'm rocking me , fucking work . Get up today with the shirtlifter , the brightest shirtlifter shirt of all . What's he holding , man , I ?
Speaker 2What's he holding man ? I don't know .
Speaker 1Samurai Jack , Samurai man . Yeah , Mad Dog . So it was a good weekend anyway .
Speaker 2And then got right on the source . They had like Pierce there , free Pierce yeah . So , you had , like you had a fair few tickets actually .
Speaker 1They wouldn't have had any A Beautiful Something there , no , no A .
Speaker 2Beautiful Something , speon . I did catch up with Jackson , though , later on , and we ripped into a heap of a beautiful something , did you , yeah , on the Sunday night .
Speaker 1Fucking nice , that's sweet . And then you got back , I guess Monday .
Speaker 2Yeah , came back yesterday . That was yeah , cruise , just cruise back , cruise Yazday back .
Speaker 1Yeah , no rush .
Speaker 2Yeah , but yeah , it was back cruise Yazday back . Yeah , no rush , yeah , but yeah , it was really . It was a pretty funny little night . We went to a pink hotel in Koolangatta , the pink . Is it pink ? Yeah , I assume . And this bloke put on a bodyboarding video that he'd been making some bloke out there .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2It was pretty sweet .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , I saw that on your Insta actually , or your Snap , yeah he was wearing a cap and sunnies all night .
Speaker 2Was he ? Was it bright in there ? It was extremely dark in there , or was he cooking ?
Speaker 1I don't know . Maybe he was cooking .
Speaker 2Mustard bone . That's normally the only time you run that sort of activities , that's my assumption , although it does feel very cool to wear sunnies inside
Travel Plans and Conspiracy Theories
Speaker 2.
Speaker 1I saw a lady in um coals yesterday . She was fucking , she was cooking , she was literally cooking and she had sunnies on in coals and you could see like the definitely heroin or meth head meth here you could see the scabs do they still do heroin ?
Speaker 2yeah , I don't think it's as popular anymore . They got phased out .
Speaker 1People are wanting to buzz , not relax .
Speaker 2Yeah , the sleepy people , the good old days of people keeping up More sleepy people .
Speaker 1There's a sleepy person in Gladstone .
Speaker 2Really when at ?
Speaker 1Down at the bus stop there . Oh , that old , that fella that rocks a fucking button-up white shirt , yeah , and he just sits there and like face tans all day , just lays there with his aviator son he's on just staring at the fucking sun .
Speaker 2Oh dude .
Speaker 1His face is so . Yeah , it's brittle .
Speaker 2He looks like he's been there for a while .
Speaker 1He's still tanning right now , I reckon .
Speaker 2I don't know why he likes that spot . There's got to be another spot .
Speaker 1Bit of shade there for his body , not his face .
Speaker 2Yeah , he really gets up and stuff .
Speaker 1The fella we work with . His missus used to go there once a week and give him food , and then he went off . At her last time she did it , so she doesn't do it anymore . Yeah well , maybe he's not hungry . Yeah well , he's probably having a bad day that day . Yeah . Yeah , he didn't want any part of it . I'm sucking on an iGet bar Pretty happy with that .
Speaker 2That's pretty sweet .
Speaker 1Yeah , I've been doing fuck all man . I've been working and selling everything I've got to travel . Where are you going ? I am going to go I was going to work till the end of the year and then go on that American trip that I've been talking about . But I'm thinking I'm going to go to Vietnam for a month prior to going to America . Get a little bit cultured prior I don't know how cultured you get in America , but you do in Vietnam and then , after America , I'm going to go to Central and South America Nicaragua , costa Rica , panama , colombia . Peru is my rough plan , subject to change , of course . Yeah , and then I'll go to Bintang Land , bali , and I'll just live there until I'm broken . I have zero possessions . Yeah , then I'll come back and work again .
Speaker 2Yeah , Nicaragua , that looks beautiful over there .
Speaker 1Well , actually we're going there anyway because Florida's fucked . Now . I don't know if you've heard from the two hurricanes that have come through .
Speaker 2I thought hurricane season was over .
Speaker 1So we were going to Florida after New York . Is that your favorite line ?
Speaker 2in Pineapple Express . What's that ? I thought hurricane season was over . That's the very start of the movie Dude . I have the worst memory .
Speaker 1I love the movie Pineapple Express though .
Speaker 2Yeah . But well it's over there , so you just can't go to any party .
Speaker 1We can't go to Florida . Well , we are going to Florida for the first place we were going to .
Speaker 2Key .
Speaker 1Largo , but we're not going to Key West for New Year's . So we're going to go from Miami Airport to fucking to Nicaragua for five days for New Year's and then go back to Florida and then fly out to Orlando , Florida up the top .
Speaker 2What is it like ? Cheap flights over there from there .
Speaker 1It was $1,200 return .
Speaker 2Nice .
Speaker 1Added on . But the accommodation was fucking in Key West . For five nights no , for four nights , five . Four night , four nights , five days the accommodation was eight grand . So it's really like we hadn't paid for that yet . So that eight grand that eight grand is yeah . Four tickets 4,800 . Whatever's left over a lot of beers yeah , so that'd be sweet , dude . I'm fucking keen . Nicaragua , the place I've wanted to go the most in the world like for the past maybe 10 years .
Speaker 2I'm fucking frothing .
Speaker 1For that I reckon I'll want to go back there , so I'll probably kick my . If not , I'll just go to Costa Rica and then down from there . And there's this boat trip from Panama around to Colombia because you can't cross the border via roads and stuff . It's all um all like military and shit there . They won't let you through well , just no , no , no no , we would blow your fucking head off , mate , if you try to come to me .
Speaker 1Yeah , just go on the boat and it's kind of like a sauer croatia situation , I think you like go island hopping on the way there and it all looks fucking amazing . I forget what the islands are called , so that'll be fucking sick . It's $900 US , though , and when you're backpacking that's a lot of money for five days , but it'll be well worth it .
Speaker 2So I'm doing it . That'll be fucking wicked .
Speaker 1Yeah , keen , and then , yeah , I'll go back over to Bintang Land and just fucking kick it there , probably about March .
Speaker 2April time .
Speaker 1Yeah , just cheap as yeah , I'll just try and make it like a 500 a week experience yeah getting it my long-term accommodation yeah 150 bucks a week for my accommodation and then leaves me at 350 . That's 50 bucks a day , which is sweet yeah two dollar 50 meals . Oh , fucking three dollar bin tanks . Lovely , sweet Bit of petrol for my scooter . I've already got a scooter there . And a cafe racer as we spoke about last one .
Speaker 2You can have like 20 bin tangs a day . Yeah .
Speaker 1I'll probably drink heaps of them .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , if I had 10 , that'd be 20 bones . No , I don't know , I'm not real good at mouse here 30 bones . I'm not real good at mouse here 30 bones , 30 bones . But yeah , that's my plan At this stage . Man , I'm fucking frothing . Yeah , pretty keen . So , yeah , I'm selling everything . I've just got people coming , coming through my crib Flat out buying shit off me . Because , everything's just cheap as fuck 100 bucks , 20 bucks , 50 bucks . Sell up apish shit . Don't need any of it .
Speaker 2Yeah , realized , get rid of everything just gotta .
Speaker 1So I'm keeping a gear bag with all my motorbike gear in it , which I'm sending over to Bali because I'll use that there yep , you won't get any money for that shit and then my best snowboard and all my snowboard gear I'm taking back to Canberra .
Speaker 2That's the spot Same thing .
Speaker 1We'll just leave it at mumsy's . Leave it at mumsy's , and then I'll just have Two suitcases worth of clothes and like A few little bits and bobs .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Send the bed up to my brother . He can have my Lovely king King bed and Couple like valuable Sentimental things Between him and I yeah . Send them up . That'll be it , bruh , send all that shit away . And , yeah , the gentleman's selling the car . The car should be sold this weekend . Really , somebody's interested ? Straight away , really Straight away . So we'll see what happens there . I don't know , don't know .
Speaker 2It always changes . Gotta go pick up that bloody van From the mechanics and get rid of that thing .
Speaker 1Throw it on the marketplace . Brah , how good's Facebook Marketplace . That's a go yeah , I remember , remember they used to on facebook . There used to just be heaps of pages , like in canberra , tyson's cars yeah like shit like that . And then facebook obviously clicked on and went well , we're gonna create our own email .
Speaker 2Yeah because don't you're not allowed to actually sell shit on pages .
Speaker 1Aren't you .
Speaker 2No , I think there's like all weird rules for it now . Oh , fuck them , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1Drinking Gatorade here . For anyone wondering what that sound is Oi bit of diddy information , oh have you .
Speaker 2I've been doing some information . Bring it on , son . I've been doing some information surfing . Yeah , investigation journalism , pedophile Ped Uh , the one that's in jail is a clone , that's not the real . Diddy oh yeah , I saw that . Yeah , that's pretty straight up , he's um . But Diddy and Jay-Z and Beyonce , they're the ones that's been killed . They killed everybody . They killed Michael Jackson , tupac , tupac . There's a massive list .
Speaker 1Yeah , I really believe that the Tupac part 100% .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Have you seen Eminem's lyrics in his new song about Diddy ? Fuck his ? I couldn't repeat , I couldn't , I don't . My brain no take in lyrics , dumb Mush brain . But fuck , it's good , I'll try and get it for the next one .
Speaker 2I'm glad you brought that up .
Speaker 1Yeah , that was pretty pointless actually , but for the people that have . We could actually look it up , oh tech .
Speaker 2Yeah , we'd get techy .
Speaker 1Yeah , bro , came and fed your dogs a couple of times . They would have been pumped yeah , they were cheering me in A little bit of stick , throwing a bit of ear licking from the little dog . Little dog , ear licking here we go . He's looking up the M&M Diddy Diss . Here you go , guys . He's getting into it , fellas . Ladies and gentlemen .
Speaker 2Fuck , why am I so sleepy ?
Speaker 1You sleepy , I'm sleepy too , man . I've been working fucking six days , I think .
Speaker 2Yeah , worked the whole weekend . Original bad boy on the case .
Speaker 1Cover your face .
Speaker 2I'd have to fucking try and read it all .
Speaker 1Came in the place blowed and sprayed puffy with mace . I aced the- .
Speaker 2I laced the weed with insect repellent , there was this bloke I went to school with . He was ripping bongs that they'd been covering with fire spray and then I think one side of his body went paralyzed for ages . Really , he was all fucked up from it .
Speaker 1Did you hear about that fella years ago ? Like at a party , he ate like a slug off the ground or whatever , and he went paralysed . Really , yeah , because , fuck man , I never hesitated to eat Slugs Like critters . Slug boy , yeah , slug boy Like just drink , oh . And then people are like , fuck man , you probably shouldn't do that . And then people are like , fuck me you probably shouldn't do that .
Speaker 2Someone got paralyzed . Yeah , because I think you're not meant to even like snails . Like snails and all that , they can fuck you up , yeah well bonjour .
Tech, Travel, and Minimalism
Speaker 2Buongiorno , I think it's all right over there for some reason .
Speaker 1They've got something going on with it . Dude , are you keen for ? Do you know Tim Zoo's fighting this weekend , Is he ?
Speaker 2He is this weekend Is he , he is . Who's he fighting ?
Speaker 1Nah , I couldn't pronounce his name Some Russian fella Murakarov . Tim will win . I hope Tim would be my second favourite boxer after his brother .
Speaker 2First back .
Speaker 1Yeah , bahram , can you pronounce that last name ? Give it a crack , brother .
Speaker 2Merta Zaliz .
Speaker 1Merta Zaliv .
Speaker 2Makes me feel retarded , like when I have to try and tell the country's people's names for them .
Speaker 1Difficult , difficult . I'm glad there's a bit of tech out now that I'll be able to use on my travels in South America .
Speaker 2Yeah , you get that Translating art . Yeah , and you just like write what you want to say into it . Can you speak now ? Speak , oh , just yeah , be the same and then Spanish . Yeah , and then it just like says it in Spanish to them I've done it when I was overseas . Oh , you have , yeah , but I think I was just doing it in like Google Translate , like just Google , yeah , just like that , but in like whatever language it is .
Speaker 1Then the next bit of tech is with your phone take a photo of the menu , and then you can read it in English .
Speaker 2Yeah , but I think there's the apps now that fully translate like proper and like . Translate it how it should be said back to them . Yeah , okay , because like all it how it should be said back to them . Yeah , okay , because like all you .
Speaker 1I just want it to . I don't want to have to say it . I want to say hi , could I please have a Coca-Cola ? Thank you , Boom .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1And then it says it in Spanish Also , you can get the ear pods , but they're super delayed .
Speaker 2Dude , I'm not fucking dealing with that shit and then they can't , they'd need to wear them too .
Speaker 1So they're speaking to me and then I hear what they say , what ? And then I'll hang on , I'll pull these out of my ear , I'll give them to you . I'll change it to your language and then I'll reply all covered in earwax yeah , we're here for fucking 13 weeks trying to sort this shit out , man oh just trying to party . I'm gonna be doing a bit of that there , very , very , very , very keen . So yeah , I've been doing a lot of work on my car Trying to get it sorted . Yeah , yeah , just trying to fully service it .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm a mechanic . Full detail of the inside , pulled all the seats out , got it done , bro , and yeah , and yeah . What are you doing this weekend , me ?
Speaker 2Maybe a little golf session with Jackson . I think we're going to go film a session on the golf course .
Speaker 1Oh yeah .
Speaker 2We've got the mics and stuff so we haven't used any of that gear yet . Probably do another cooking thing with rye tomorrow night , probably not tonight . What ?
Speaker 1are you thinking about cooking up to rye ?
Speaker 2up to .
Speaker 1He was talking to pasta , pasta , pasta man from from scratch I hope , so my nonnas makes it fully from scratch the whole fucking life but even the pasta it's like a full day event .
Speaker 2Really .
Speaker 1Daughter , my mum's stepsister .
Speaker 2Did you know , like one time I was telling my mum that I was going to make a car made out of spaghetti . Oh yeah , she fully didn't believe me that I could do it . Yeah , and then I drove pasta .
Speaker 1Ah-ha-ha-ha , get it .
Speaker 2He drove pasta , pastor . Get it . He drove pastor . Uh , thank you , scotty stanley . He told me that joke years ago and I thought it was so funny I laughed about it for like , probably like three or four months . I would just laugh about it randomly .
Speaker 1It was so dumb yeah , no , that's good one . I like it .
Speaker 2It's good one he did the setup for ages , though he was like going , oh yeah , mom didn't ages , though he was like going , oh yeah , mum didn't believe me . And I was like really , and like making it sound like it was an actual thing . I was like what the fuck's going on here ?
Speaker 1Oh , so you like full got the story going .
Speaker 2Yeah , I had like this big story about it all and then ended with and I drove past her .
Speaker 1Oh , classic .
Speaker 2I was pretty revved up about it , yeah that's a good one .
Speaker 1If I had more energy I would have laughed more at that one .
Speaker 2I like just watching people's reaction on that , because it takes a while for the penny to drop .
Speaker 1Yeah , that one . Yeah , that was a three-second delay there . I reckon that's right . This is pretty good for me for a joke . Brain , no worky Brain will no worky in Vietnam .
Speaker 2Thanks , oh , oh yeah , the big name Big Nang Mo was telling me about them last night .
Speaker 1And I was like Evan was just telling me about them the other day Me to Nang .
Speaker 2Yeah , did you notice anything in here about any pictures ?
Speaker 1Those ones over there are straighter . Nah , I don't . Yeah , is that ? Am I right ? Yeah , straight .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1The OCD .
Speaker 2I think Like that . Yeah , Maybe gun Gun Bang everyone Shoot everyone .
Speaker 1Nah , speaking of , I just sold all my guns . I told you about that just before . That was good . Yeah , very good , just sold my gun . Safe Selling shit man , big selling guy , sold three fishing runs of 500 fucking bones the other day .
Speaker 2That was pretty cool what did you pay for them heaps more ?
Speaker 1750 for one of them perfect everything's like . I bought this . I bought this little klx 110 for 2300 , spent 1100 on it and I'm selling it for two and a half grand . Yeah , rode it three times , bought it in april perfect . Bought a uh electric bike for 2500 and selling it for two , I thought you would have kept that one well , I'm not going to keep anything . I'm selling everything . I don't want any , any . I don't need anything . I've decided I don't need any , any shit .
Speaker 1Minimal , minimal , minimalistic yeah what I need , I think . I think declutter your life and you declutter your brain potentially . I'll let you know how that is in six months . So when I'm overseas , I'm going to be getting a few podcasts here and there because I haven't done a single jack and some other cunt podcast . So I'll try and do a few with randoms overseas and cool people I meet along the way , but evan will be fucking carrying this show as he does yeah , we'll just keep on , keeping on , keep on keeping on , we got some lovely , lovely beverages on the way yeah , we'll get um restocked tomorrow actually of a beautiful something .
Speaker 1A Thank , you boys , Make sure to send you overseas with plenty of shirtlifter party shirts . Yeah yeah , this one's fucking full on . That one's hectic . I feel like I'm on fire
Ink Culture Bali and Road Rage
Speaker 1. This one's very orange people .
Speaker 2It's up in your grill .
Speaker 1Yeah , it is .
Speaker 2Offensive even .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's definitely not defensive . No , you couldn't hide in this .
Speaker 2It's definitely not defensive Nah .
Speaker 1You couldn't hide in this , nah , nah , maybe in a fire , yeah . House fire maybe . What do you reckon that says ?
Speaker 2Um , that's probably just like the Chinese menu , like Kung . Pao chicken or something .
Speaker 1Oh shit mate .
Speaker 2Um , are you gonna go get A bit more ink when you're at the Ink Culture Bali ? I will , yeah , I'm gonna get the rest of my head done , which is Are you going to go get a bit more ink when ?
Speaker 1you're at the Ink Culture Bali , I will . Yeah , I'm going to get the rest of my head done , which is going to be absolutely fucked .
Speaker 2That was all beautiful segues into each other , weren't they ? Huh ?
Speaker 1Me no comprende . Yeah , spanish , that's all right , it rolled into each thing , good .
Speaker 2Yeah , is that ?
Speaker 1what you're saying . Yeah , it did , and I'll get my feet done .
Speaker 2Oh fuck the face . You've felt more of it than I have . Yeah , I don't um , yeah , you got a piggy , yeah , and a chicken on my foot piggy chicken , chicken foot , chicken foot chicken um what else ? Is chicken on foot I need .
Speaker 1uh , there's a few other little patches here and there that need to be done . Fuck , I'm covered in grease man , I'm really greased up . Yeah , you're the grease man , Evan made me wash my hands when I got here .
Speaker 2He didn't make me . He asked me if I wanted to . Yeah , you could have done it without it , but you would have been extra greasy . Yeah , and everything here last night .
Speaker 1Oh was he .
Speaker 2Yeah , sleepover , yeah , but I went and stayed at the Missos Me and him watched Kill Tony until like 8.30 and then I dipped out .
Speaker 1Kill Tony , just did like an MGM Grand fucking . Madison , I think they did Madison Square Garden .
Speaker 2They're huge .
Speaker 1Madison Square Garden is in New York .
Speaker 2Oh , where you all like your big massive boxing events and stuff .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'd love to go .
Speaker 2You do like Madison Square Garden . That's like a huge one .
Speaker 1I wonder if there's any on when we're over there , because we're not going to the motocross anymore but we're going to the ice hockey . I've been before and it was fucking sick . They really get up on it so sick .
Speaker 2That was in canada and did you ever go to the one in canberra ? Yeah oh dude , canberra , one was off .
Speaker 1I loved it upstairs where you can drink and they grab that thing , the the bracing on the roof and they just fucking bang it in the roof . Yeah , sick canberra brave .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , the the Fisher boys , the two brothers I can't remember their names but all like Nigel's mates and everything , all that crew . They used to love it and just go down there and go mental . It's like a massive crew of them , so fun to go absolutely at it .
Speaker 1Such a small little arena , but it's psycho . One of my good friends is good friends with the brothers .
Speaker 2Yeah , they really give it to the away team .
Speaker 1Yeah , stand behind the goalkeeper and just fucking up him Like really abuse . Yeah , jinx , yeah , like you were under a roof . Oh , what was the guy with getting jinxed ? Yeah , why weren't you jinxed if you were under a roof ? Maybe it was unfair , because there'd be heaps of jinxing going on Too many jinx . And when you're outside , it's sweet . You can't speak . Did you ever follow the rules ?
Speaker 2No , no way , I was chatty , cathy .
Speaker 1You weren't worried about the repercussions of speaking over your jinx .
Speaker 2No , I had a big brother , oh , picking over your jinx . No , I had a big brother , oh , true , he used to touch you up at home . That sounds fucked . Yeah , that's all right .
Speaker 1He touched you up , did he dibble ?
Speaker 2you no , no , did he no ?
Speaker 1did he no ?
Speaker 2just a bit of roughhousing .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2He was twice the size of you , so his roughhousing .
Speaker 1Was twice as much .
Speaker 2Yeah , a lot more than what you .
Speaker 1Yeah , same as my brother really . He used to roughhouse me the cunt He'd get right into me .
Speaker 2Can really ragdoll you around when you're half their weight .
Speaker 1Yeah , my brother choked me out once at home . Really , he fully knocked me out with a chokehold and I woke up furious .
Speaker 2Furious George .
Speaker 1Because it was in the kitchen . Really In the dining room .
Speaker 2Everybody's got a kitchen , but not everybody's cooking .
Speaker 1No , I'm not cooking in my kitchen .
Speaker 2I seen that on a post the other day . I like it . And then it just he had a picture of him in front of a Lambo , this bloke . Oh what . I was real confused about what he was on about .
Speaker 1Yeah , she commented , like everyone , on Elp Potty .
Speaker 2Yeah , we got roasted in Elp the reels lately . That's sweet though . Good , bring on the hate fellas .
Speaker 1All for it .
Speaker 2If you're a fan of the show and you see somebody giving us a bit of hate in the comments , why don you attack them back really viciously ?
Speaker 1yeah , get into them . Speaking of , I was involved in a bit of road rage today on the way here oh , I got someone stuck the finger up at me for me beeping at them oh , that's , it was a green light . They were looking like looking . Obviously they're looking at their phone or some shit , because the light was green the whole fucking time .
Speaker 2Yeah , as I was driving toward it .
Speaker 1And they were slowing right down like it was a red light .
Speaker 2And I just gave a little honk .
Speaker 1and then they just went fucking , flip me the bird . So then I got up beside them and went fuck you man . And then I gave them another one out the window as they were behind me , and then I thought you know what I ? And I gave them another one out the window as they were behind me , and then I thought you know , what I'm having a good day today .
Speaker 2Chill out , brother , let's roll . They're having a bad day . Masturbate yeah , they're good to a bit of road rage .
Speaker 1They were driving in their company car as well as like a pathology car .
Speaker 2And they're chucking the bird out , yeah .
Speaker 1Are they allowed to do that ? Yeah , they do . Well , you're allowed to do what you want , sure ? Well , you're actually not .
Speaker 2But you can . You can do a lot of things . You got free will at the end of the day yeah .
Speaker 1So they say yeah , don't get big fella started on that one you know , who I'm talking about yeah oh , you won't even have him tomorrow . Nah , nah , you'll be right , that's right . Good day tomorrow For having it work .
Speaker 2Gonna have a great day . Good day for me at work tomorrow too .
Medical Marijuana Conversations
Speaker 2I got three days this week , three good days .
Speaker 1Yeah , um yeah , bro , I've got me Mate's fucking Me very best mate's Uh Wedding In about Fucking . Three and a half weeks time I'm gonna write a best man Speech .
Speaker 2What are you gonna write it about ?
Speaker 1I'm going to start it off with a little something like this I was told just to do a few lines , to keep this at a few lines , but I've already done them , so let's get into the speech . Classic , and you know who told me to say that the groom . Is that what it is , my best mate .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1He told me to start it off like that . And I'm like surely parents will respect that . Anyway , that's how I'm going to start it off .
Speaker 2I had it premeditated in my no more drug tests for Jackie boy .
Speaker 1Yeah , so now I can probably muck up . Yeah , you can do what I want because I'm traveling . Plus , you've got the medical marijuana . I do have a medical marijuana certificate . Yeah , I haven't used it in some time . Actually , I think it's not even valid anymore , but it's easy to get . Do you have to keep reading ? It's so easy to get when I was in Brizzy .
Speaker 2There's like- .
Speaker 1Is there a dispensary ?
Speaker 2I came across two dispensaries , went to two different shopping centres for different stuff and we were rolling through and yeah , came across two dispensaries .
Speaker 1Did full glass windows . Could you see what was going on in there ? They were like you could just walk straight into them . Could you see the cannabis out on the spot ?
Speaker 2No , I think you'd have to go in and chat to them , but you could book the appointment in there . True , I might go get myself the medical marijuana ticket it's very easy .
Speaker 1I just told them what's wrong with me and they gave it to me uh , and then when I got uncontrollable diarrhea , will this fix it ? Yes , well , let's . I assume someone would say that it would . Yeah , they're going well , it fixes most things . How's your diarrhea going , still uncontrollable ?
Speaker 2yeah , it's still uncontrollable , it's a worry .
Speaker 1At least you hold it in for the whole pod .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's good when .
Speaker 1I'm in Cairns , I just roll into the pharmacy and just go pick it up .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1When I've been up there to visit my brother I've looked up where it comes from . It comes from fucking Cairns . You roll in . Oh yeah , sweet , here you go One of my mates .
Speaker 2He got on it because he got the big C , the big cancer . Oh poor bugger . Then he reckons he got onto that and he reckons it was sweet , he come good . Oh yeah , he's good now . He got past it . The cannabis helped . It helped him be extremely stoned the whole time he thought that was pretty sweet . Yeah , it's sweet be extremely stoned the whole time . He thought that was pretty sweet , yeah , sweet . He said he was just on like the oil , oh dude , the oil fucking rolls you man .
Speaker 2Yeah , he said he was like starting off with like one drop and would be fucking ratchet , and then by the end of it he was like fucking a full squirter and shit . Yeah , just rolling around .
Speaker 1When I had it I was just doing the half a squirter , like the things that you put in a bottle , hold the top and then the liquid goes into it and you can put it in your mouth dropper , I suppose .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1I was doing a half of one of them , man , and it was fucking like absolutely annihilating me for a solid six , seven hours .
Speaker 2I smoked weed for like over 12 months at one stage , and then the first time I got ripped again was like a full dropper , a full squirter into my mouth .
Speaker 1Oh , you felt it .
Speaker 2And then I was like , I think I was like ripped for like three days , like it was proper , like that night Am I coming out of this man ?
Speaker 2Yeah , that night like was off me lid . The next day like fucking ripped as humanly possible . Am I coming out of this man ? Yeah , that night was off me lid . The next day fucking ripped as humanly possible . Second day was just stoned as fuck . And then on the third day I spent like three days just falling around in bed watching movies , giggling , yeah , and like ordering takeout to the house Fuck yeah , not getting out of bed . Bet you were feeling good .
Speaker 1Oh , feeling wicked yeah sweet , I'd do it again . Yeah , so I'll be able to do that for the first , be able to do what I want for the first bit of my trip , and then I'll come good again toward the end , in case I have to get a job that requires that drug test . Yeah , so I'll behave probably the last three months of my trip , the last two months of my trip , the last two months .
Speaker 2When I was looking at it the other day , to piss hot for a drug test you've got to have . For amphetamines you've got to have like 2,000 nanograms per milliliter . Yeah , cocaine and opioids and all these other ones were 300 nanograms per milliliter . Yeah , cocaine and opioids and all these other ones were 300 nanograms milliliter . And then it was for weed , it's 50 , yeah . So that seems incredibly weird to me should be the other way around it should be able to have a bit of dac in your system .
Speaker 1And no amphetamines .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1And probably no opiates , unless they're prescription like Endone .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Like not if you're operating a machine .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's what I thought was weird , like wouldn't they all be on like the same level ? Maybe they're going ?
Speaker 1off like how much you can , I don't know .
Speaker 2But 50 , when you got one that's 2 and one that's 50 , that seems really really suspect to me yeah , I think yeah seems like you're really trying to keep without going into hectic conspiracies on . It seems like you're trying to keep a certain person out of the workforce yeah , and trying to keep a certain person in yeah , like , like .
Speaker 1A fucking crackhead , a meth head .
Speaker 2Which is that seems real bad . I'd heaps prefer like a ripped can on me crew .
Speaker 1Yeah , they're chill , they don't do anything wrong .
Speaker 2Somebody that just got ripped on the week and you're like , what'd you do Like ? I ate heaps of tucker .
Speaker 1I just ate heaps of food and watched heaps of movies and just fucking did a bit of gardening and shit .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'm pretty keen to rip into some work and just sweat out some marijuana .
Speaker 1Yeah , and then probably I might do the same thing in a couple weekends time or the next weekend On my time off , when I can .
Speaker 2But even like you can go have 10 , I think we've talked about it before you can go have 10 standard drinks and like after work , or like eight standard drinks after work and be fucking pissed up and like blow zeros in the morning and feel dusty and hungover super , not focused at all . Yeah but you're not allowed to go and have like a fucking few puffs on a joint or a little bong or something yeah , and completely fine in the morning . Yeah .
Speaker 1Completely fine . Four hours later .
Speaker 2Yeah , rip in a heap of food , have a lovely little sleep . Yeah , sleep for eight to nine hours , wake up feeling refreshed , go to work and then get back into her .
Speaker 1Yeah , I think it's fucking bullshit , to be honest , and especially if it's medical medicinal , you prescribed it for a reason .
Speaker 2But you can't even do that on a job site .
Speaker 1Nah , you're not allowed to .
Speaker 2Even what's the go with the driving if you've got the medical ?
Speaker 1If you swab , because swabs only test up to 12 hours , so they say I believe Well , roadside anyway Then you lose your license for a month instead of three months if you've got a prescription .
Speaker 2Really .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2But what about the people that like , if you get prescribed Endone or something for pain , you're allowed to go do that and go for a drive ?
Speaker 1Are you ?
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1What happens if you swab for opium opiates ?
Speaker 2Is .
Speaker 1Endone in the opiate shit . Yeah , codeine , it's codeine , so I believe . So Endone .
Speaker 2Dog test .
Speaker 1So yeah , bro , yeah , I assume that .
Speaker 2An opioid , oh yeah .
Speaker 1I guess . So if you failed , that would , uh , I don't even know . Uh , roadside swabs . They test for amphetamines , thc and cocaine . I believe . They don't even test for opioids .
Speaker 2So there you go yeah , because I know you get them like . Because when you got them like , say , you've busted your arm or some shit , or you've done something , but you can still drive , or you've got like and you're very sleepy . Yeah , but I think I've had them and like didn't ever think that it was an issue to go drive .
Speaker 1No .
Speaker 2I don't think I ever got told like you're not allowed to go drive on these , no , no .
Speaker 1No , I think you're right , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 2I think you're right .
Speaker 1Yeah . Yeah , I think you're probably better off driving stoned than on opioids . Yeah , you're probably driving pretty slow when you're stoned .
Speaker 2Just straight to Mac is okay .
Speaker 1You're just going for a feed usually . Yeah , I'm just going to go to KFC , fellas I never went through the marijuana stage as a young fella , like I think . Maybe when I was about 25 , I was like I could probably smoke a bit of weed . Did it for about six months and then when I got a bit older , about like 28 , I got my prescription and I was like , yeah , I'll give this a shot for a little while and then got into this shit and not allowed to do it any longer .
Speaker 2I'd hate to prefer just having a bit of a chuff . These days I used to like just really really want to fucking drink heaps of beers .
Speaker 1Yeah , you liked it a lot Extremely . Can you tell the people about what you did in Vietnam on your birthday ?
Speaker 2On my birthday . I think I was celebrating my 28th birthday , so celebrating the fact I didn't die at 27 , the rock star age . So then , to celebrate it , we were in Ha Long .
Speaker 1Bay .
Speaker 2We went there on a cruise and then I looked at my receipt in the morning when I had to pay for everything . Looked at like me receipt in the morning when I had to pay for everything , and it was like I'd done like 50 drinks to meself . It was like 20 .
Speaker 1That's like nearly probably 25 , 30 litres , which is 25 , 30 kilos of liquor .
Speaker 2Oh , what was it like ? So it was like 30 beers and then , I think , like 20 real strong cocktails .
Speaker 1That's so
Vietnam Drinking Adventure
Speaker 1hectic cunt . And how many standard drinks do you reckon out of it ?
Speaker 2It would have been with the cocktails , because they were like all double shots and everything Fuck . It would have been like nearly around 100 standard drink bars .
Speaker 1In a period of 24 hours .
Speaker 2No , the period of like an afternoon and a night . Fuck man .
Speaker 1Like , just like Pushing them back . It's not like you've got a can and you put it's full . You put it to your lips , you put your palm on the back of it and you just push the can into your face we got to the thing just before , like it was going to be sundown so like probably like from three in the arvo midnight or something .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's fucking pushing the boat out far brother to whenever they cut off the bar which there was only our little boat staying at this joint . So there was like fuck , I think there was only like 20 people there . Really so they didn't have like the bar open long for a massive amount of time , did you ?
Speaker 1feel good the next day .
Speaker 2I was still so drunk .
Speaker 1Yeah , what about the day after that ?
Speaker 2Back on the horse , I'd say yeah , I would have been back into it by then .
Speaker 1Maybe I'll try and have half of that amount of drinks when I'm in Halong Bay .
Speaker 2Yeah , that was .
Speaker 1I don't think I could drink 25 drinks .
Speaker 2That had me fucking iron drinking really hard .
Speaker 1Your liver was primed .
Speaker 2Yeah , I hope somebody calls me out and says that's a load of bullshit , which would be pretty sweet .
Speaker 1Yeah , you need a copy of your receipt to prove them wrong . Yeah , All your buddies that you were with . Yeah , just so I , you deserve maybe a plaque on their wall at that place . Do you know how much it cost for that ? Roughly Rough guess how much your receipt .
Speaker 2No , it was like fuck all . I think like 200 bucks or something .
Speaker 1Fuck dude . Like something retarded , I think a beer's only a dollar in Vietnam . Yeah , it would have been . Moe was just telling me yesterday .
Speaker 2I can't remember how much it was , but it wasn't fucking heaps . But yeah , it would have been under 200 bucks .
Speaker 1It wasn't a worry . Yeah , that's hecking Like 200 bucks on a trip .
Speaker 2Like , yeah , I remember looking at the receipt and being like that's not even an issue and I had to go try and pay for it when I was like couldn't stop spewing up and I like , and then what's her name ? Peezy's like , because I was over there with Easy Peezy shout out the big man himself .
Speaker 2I was like couldn't stop spewing in the morning and he's just like hit me up . He's like , oh , what do you want ? That'll fix you . He's like , what do you need , I'll get you something . And I just fucking looked at him like covered in spiel , and I said more liquor , more liquor . And then he's just like what ? I'm like long island iced teas and then I was like out there trying to like as I'm like I must have like full alcohol poisoning yeah , I'd fucking bet couldn't stop spewing .
Speaker 2And then I was like getting these long island iced teas and I was trying to scull them down to make myself feel better . It wasn't helping . No , wouldn't it be ? I think it was making things worse .
Speaker 1Just topping off the liquor on top of the liquor in your belly . Yeah , that's fucking hectic . I've never met someone that's drank 50 beers in a session .
Speaker 2Even just 50 fucking mid-strength beers , that's a block and and two-thirds well um , yeah , I got mates that have done that , like drinking a 30 block and then other beers and stuff yeah , well remember I drank a 30 block , then went down to the pub one time like really 30 block in like a think barbecue . We went and had like a barbecue and then went to the pub like at nine or ten that night that's a lot of like pissing out of your wiener dude , yeah 30 vb cans and then down to the pub , fuck and try to push in as many beers in there as I could yeah , so you've done it before .
Speaker 1Yeah , so that's without the cocktails , though yeah , that was . I think that was just beers , I was do you reckon that that was the the most , the most standard drinks you've had in the session ?
Speaker 2that hundred , yeah yeah , it'd probably be something like oh , just for purely drinking , yeah yeah like not going on like a three-day bender or something , just for having a one drinking session of like a 24-hour period drinking session yeah 100 standard drinks yeah that's fucking .
Speaker 1That's a nudge brother .
Speaker 2Well done yeah I'm proud of you . That'd be a couple bottles of vodka , I guess that's like fucking . How's me ? Mate um duncan , who came on the podcast he was telling me the very first podcast he did . He got told like , oh , do you want any drinks for it ? I think this is like when he was at like the peak of his like skateboarding shit , like yeah , and they're like , oh , you want any drinks for it ? Anything like that . And he just goes bottle of jaeger . They're like okay , he said he drank a bottle of jaeger in . They're like okay , he said he drank a bottle of Jaeger in a 45-minute podcast . Really , that's some sipping .
Speaker 1And Jaeger of all things . Well , I'd probably choose Jaeger .
Speaker 2But if you're drinking Jaeger , that's not like a casual drink You're up it .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , that's pushing it . That's really going for it . He would have been maggot .
Speaker 2Yeah , I reckon . So I reckon he probably would have gone out and done shit after that too On my 18th .
Speaker 1I scalded a bottle of vodka . I got two-thirds through it , two-thirds through the bottle before they ripped it off me and I don't think I've been selling over Also those fucking stupid red fucking Coopers .
Speaker 2They're good .
Speaker 1They fucked me Half a case of them and two-thirds a bottle of vodka . That's probably the most I've ever really pushed back .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Lots of benders . We've done heaps more than that on a three-day bender . But in the zone I was spewing in the bathtub the next day my girlfriend at the time was washing me . Oh , that's yeah , yeah , which wasn't working because I was in a bathtub . Yeah , but yeah , man , that's fucking nudging . I'm going to do that when I get over there . I'm going to give it a nudge .
Speaker 2Yeah , do it .
Speaker 1So going to Vietnam also to prime priming my body ready for the rest of the trip .
Speaker 2Well , you'll be in Vietnam . You'll be able to get all the fur India . It's All the fur India . It's good for your gut .
Speaker 1Yeah , okay Good for your tummy . I wonder if they do . They use water or broth ?
Speaker 2It's a broth . Broth has water in it , though , obviously .
Speaker 1So I wonder what water they're using in there .
Speaker 2Probably just tap water .
Speaker 1Yeah , but it's heated up I was going it .
Speaker 2I was going all the straight vendor shit over there with smoke .
Speaker 1Fucking oath Any interesting foods I could look for Like a guinea pig rat cockroach .
Speaker 2They got all that like bugs and shit on the street . You can go eat .
Speaker 1Oh give me a crack , frogs and shit .
Speaker 2They got all that stuff .
Speaker 1That's just kind of touristy though , isn't it ?
Speaker 2Yeah , I didn't really see the locals eating that , probably because it doesn't taste very good , they got better shit to live and do .
Speaker 1Yeah , absolutely , oh shit mate .
Speaker 2Yeah , Then yeah but Vietnam's sweet .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm looking forward to it . I was going to do Cambodia too , but I don't know . Okay , it's fucking expensive . If I like , go multi-trips . They're flying to Hanoanoi , hire a motorbike , ride it all the way down the coast down to ho chi minh , fly and then fly out of cambodia . It's like fucking triple my flight cost just to fly in and out of vietnam . So yeah , I'm not going to cambodia , fuck cambodia . 571 dollars is my return flight from Sydney .
Speaker 2Cambodia does look good . Yeah , I'd love to .
Speaker 1And Laos as well , would be sick .
Speaker 2Because they've got all the deadly temples there .
Speaker 1Yeah , it'd be sick to go , but fuck . A full month doing Vietnam is like a fucking good look at Vietnam .
Speaker 2I think I was there for two weeks and , yeah , you could have spent any of those joints .
Speaker 1You can spend a month in , because you can just chill out in one spot for a while .
Speaker 2We've got rye coming in .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'm thinking about fucking hitting it .
Podcast Upload Planning and Travel Discussions
Speaker 2Once he gets in , we'll cut it off .
Speaker 1We've still got a couple of minutes to go , but yeah dude .
Speaker 2So fucking , we've got to get our money's worth because on that where we upload the podcast to , on buzzsprout shared out buzzsprout . If anybody wants to start a podcast , go on there . Um , I pay for 12 hours a month that we can upload , so we've really got to get really .
Speaker 1Yeah , how's me not knowing any of this shit ? Yeah 12 hours a month and we do two , two , four , six , eight yeah , so eight hours a month ?
Speaker 2yeah , so we've got a buffer of four , so we've got to get them lower yeah we usually hit about 58 minutes yeah , it's good yeah , around that 50 , 50 , 58 I'll try and get one in with jack , another one with Jackson . That was fun .
Speaker 1He dogged the last one .
Speaker 2Be good , I really want to do one with you and Jackson .
Speaker 1Yeah , I'd like to do a triple .
Speaker 2Yeah , triple header .
Speaker 1Triple , triple header . Be good . It ain't safe on the block .
Speaker 2Yeah , not even for the cops , no Fuck no , it's a year , man , it's a year . You booked your flight yet Not to Vietnam .
Speaker 1no , Not yet . Yeah , All my American flights are booked sorted . Americano he's rolling in with a VB ? Is he , I think so Big dog with a VB ?
Speaker 2Got a VB .
Speaker 1You bet your ass .
Speaker 2Let's wrap this up then .
Speaker 1Thanks for listening , fam . Sorry , we're a bit drowsy on this one .
Speaker 2Yeah , all good , all right , Bong on lads Yep .