Episode 38 - Did You Roast Something?

On this episode the guys finally figure out what's happened to the show. Tommy Estrada has been up to no good...or has he? The guys get treated to their own personal roast and some "fun" games. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:13

All right. I think they've played around long enough. Let me see if I could bring Matt first. Where'd he go? Ah! He's hiding in a very, very small corner. But I can see your head, sir. Alright. Uh, Matt, welcome back. Um. What the hell's going on, Tommy? Oh, um, yeah, I have uh taken full control of your show. Your little podcast here, and um would you tell me a little bit about what you've experienced the last I don't know, week or so?

SPEAKER_03 1:02

I don't I don't really want talk about that place very much.

SPEAKER_02 1:09

Yeah. Neither did I. You know what? Hold on. I need to bring Connor back. So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, I'm muteing you. No, you really have to.

SPEAKER_04 1:26

I've been waiting for 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:33

30 minutes? Yeah, well. A week and a half. Uh what? I'm not ready to hear you guys talk yet, so both of you, shut the fuck up. Uh alright. So, like I said, I've taken over Discs today. And uh for right now, I'm gonna just do everything that they do except a little bit better. So we're gonna start off with an introduction that I completely wrote. Uh so these guys here have been here for God knows how long now. Uh they asked me not to do this, but I'm gonna do it anyway because I wrote it down. Anyways, here it is. If you want to have your asses blown out, please continue watching. Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet couldn't be here today. But they all had sex and are proud to give birth to their two-headed baby. Uh well, at least one normal sized headed baby. Also, um, fair warning, listening to these two guys is equivalent to 29 fake orgasms. Disappointing, I know. Speaking of which, uh, if you're ovulating, please use caution while listening. These two hosts are very potent. So potent that just by listening to them can get you pregnant and then immediately seek an abortion. You know, I joke around, but um I actually didn't write any of this, so thank you to a Mr. Paul F. Tompkins of the Tenacious D HBO Show for all of these introductions. Now, I do have one more that I'm gonna quote um just because it fits my exact feelings for these guys. I'm gonna turn my game down just a little bit. I fucking love these hosts. They are the best podcast hosts ever. Period. Ladies and gentlemen, the hosts of Did You Say Something, Matt and Connor. Alamet you now. There you go.

SPEAKER_04 4:14

Thank you for that.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

Um I did a good job, right? I don't care if you need to bleep anything out for monetary reasons, but those were from the heart. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

Bleep anything out. You've been on this show.

SPEAKER_04 4:37

I have more than more than anyone else, I think.

SPEAKER_03 4:42

Absolutely more than anyone else.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

I mean, yeah. There is a reason we keep bringing you back.

unknown 4:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:50

I don't know if we're gonna do it again though. Actually, never mind. Clearly, we don't have a fucking choice.

SPEAKER_04 4:56

No, you don't make it stop here. You go, man. Have this. It got 10,000 views. Created by yours, truly. I cry once a year, okay? We can't ever just do something simple.

SPEAKER_02 5:22

Um, yeah, you your guys' security system sucks, and I was able to literally like find out your password. By the way, one, two, three, four, five. I have the same shit on my luggage. You need to stop that.

SPEAKER_04 5:36

I don't don't look at me, IT guy. Exactly.

SPEAKER_03 5:44

And go talk to your boy Reg. What's up with the security? Yeah, yeah. We'll Yeah. We'll have too many of those PB and J's. I'll have a conversation with Brett. Yeah. Scale the scale the scale the dosage down on those a bit.

SPEAKER_04 6:07

Okay, Tommy. What are we doing?

SPEAKER_02 6:11

Oh, I um I have a few things planned. Uh, depending on what you guys feel would be best to start off with. So I have a couple games planned out. Okay. I have um, let's see, what did what did I have done? Oh I have gotten control of your comment section.

SPEAKER_04 6:38

Sound that sounds ominous.

SPEAKER_02 6:41

Yeah, um, I kind of told people to let me know what their true feelings are about you two. Okay. Um, a couple of them wanted to stay anonymous. So if you want to guess who they are.

SPEAKER_03 6:55

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_02 6:57

That would be absolutely fantastic.

SPEAKER_03 7:00

Tommy, do me a quick favor. Will you turn your game back up a little bit? What are you talking about? I have always been this loud, sir. Oh, God, I can hear you now. Uh do you want to go ahead and repeat everything in the last five minutes?

SPEAKER_04 7:11

Uh yeah, I'm not sure. Tommy is a professional. Like, that's not he obviously that was all part of a plan, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_02 7:20

It was.

SPEAKER_04 7:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:22

I was excited, Matt. I was excited to be a part of this, and you you uh I will just say, uh very, very good intro.

SPEAKER_04 7:32

However. Thank you. However, you haven't actually introduced what episode number this is.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

Oh, um it's episode zero, because I don't remember the number.

SPEAKER_03 7:48

That was the best fucking guess you could give was no guess.

SPEAKER_04 7:52

No guess. If you had to guess, what number show are we on? Because obviously you watched the last episode, right?

SPEAKER_02 7:59

I did. I did. You called me Timu Fluffy, and then I was blinded by rage, and I don't remember what number episode. I think it's 38. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, I know.

SPEAKER_04 8:17

I know these things. Never dad you buddy. Playing around with you. Uh okay, so you took control of the comments section.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

I did. I did. Uh I took control of the comment section, and I have acquired um people's true feelings about you guys, friends of yours. Uh a few of them wish to wish to remain anonymous. I'll I'll mute you again, sir. Please don't.

SPEAKER_04 8:44

Just don't send me back to the other place. I don't want to go back there.

SPEAKER_02 8:47

Anonymous. Oh. I'll make you wait for another thirty minutes, sir.

SPEAKER_03 8:53

If you're willing to talk smack, but not willing to put your name on it.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

I can only imagine the uh obscenities and the horror. They personally requested for me not to talk about. I'm already gonna guess.

SPEAKER_03 9:09

I'm already gonna guess, Dennis. Oh sucks when you know your friends, huh? It it does suck when you know your friends. Dennis Dietrich, VO, everywhere. Go seek him out. And uh drop any comments that you would like on his videos about how you truly feel about me.

SPEAKER_04 9:30

Hey Dennis, let's not forget I still have that clip of uh from the episode you were on where you screamed and shouted that you wanted me to not include it. I still have that. Ready to go, sir.

SPEAKER_02 9:48

All right. Anyway, before I was rudely interrupted by these former hosts, they chose to remain anonymous so that you can guess who they were. Okay. So that is the only reason why. They're not afraid of showing their true colors.

SPEAKER_04 10:02

Okay, good.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

They just want to know how well you know them. So not very well. We'll get there when we get there. Um would you like to start with some rose? We could we could start very light. Sure. Let's do it. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna warm up into this. Okay. So this is from a banjo walrus. Um Matt Mangum eats hot dogs for the shape, not the flavor. Yes, he does.

unknown 10:41

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_02 10:45

So bravo, banjo. You you kicked us off. Um one that I got from TikTok uh from a Michael's mix down. Again, also towards Matt.

SPEAKER_03 10:59

I have a feeling a lot of these are coming my way, but yeah, it's fine.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

The worst roast I could come up for Matt is that Connor is a cool and funny guy. Take that, Matt.

SPEAKER_03 11:11

Thank you, Michael. That was disgusting disgusting, Michael.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

That's raunchy. Thank you. Thank you, Michael. Now, um I had said that I was gonna uh read this one last, but someone came out with a whole list, so I'm actually gonna go to this one now. Um from a Chanel?

SPEAKER_03 11:35

Who Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Who's this? Chanel's rather tame though. Um only left one thing. Uh between Matt and Connor, they can run a show, but they record an entire podcast and still forget to mention what the episode is about. That is so dude, dude. What the hell, man? How how how are you married to uh someone who's so nice to you? It's a mystery. Hey, opposites attract. Alright, well that's I think that's enough for the warm-ups. Yeah, I've had enough. Why didn't Conn get a warm-up? You congrat me. Oh, oh Connor's Connor's coming up right now. So this is from uh Clarence.

SPEAKER_04 12:35

Oh good, yes. Rattles of District.

SPEAKER_02 12:42

Uh Connor's accent should make him sound smarter. Then he opens his mouth. I like that one.

SPEAKER_04 12:56

It's very well done, Clarence.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

That's fair. Very good. Yeah, we're we're getting we're we're turning up the heat a little bit. Bring it on. Uh Matt, Matt is to voice acting. What fanny packs are to fashion?

SPEAKER_05 13:13

Cool. That's really good.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

And these two clearly know uh a thing or two about fashion. Look what they're wearing. Um it's okay. I I wanted you both to look like uh wannabe cholos. So uh hey, elbows up, and then you go side to side, all right? I'm offended. Stop that.

SPEAKER_04 13:43

Now he can't change his face, Tommy.

SPEAKER_02 13:50

Oh, okay. Um we're we're continuing on with Clarence. Clarence wrote quite a bit. Bring it on. Uh it's a good thing they both do voice work because they have faces for radio. Yep. Um also Clarence wanted to state that if I wanted to listen to a self-entitled Brit, I'd watch Kitchen Nightmares.

SPEAKER_03 14:24

Profo. Woo Clarence. Clarence.

SPEAKER_02 14:34

I like that one a lot. Oh, oh, you thought that I was being tame. Clarence goes on to say, how can Connor look both like a child and a child predator?

SPEAKER_05 14:57

Oh man.

SPEAKER_02 15:07

Oh and then finally, the piece de resistance from Clarence. Matt claims to be a martial artist, instructor, but the only thing I've seen him wrestle with is his sexuality. Ooh, wait. Clarence. Damn. Clarence, I know.

SPEAKER_03 15:33

I know Clarence. Oh God. First and foremost, fuck you. And second of all, uh, well done. I didn't know he'd be. That's your reaction to Quinn. This dynamic in his books. Yeah, but no.

SPEAKER_04 15:57

Hey, no, his books are a real page turner. You can turn them all at once and get to the end, be done with it.

SPEAKER_02 16:06

All right, cool. Now, what about uh Michael Michael's mixdown? You heard him and any reaction? Any any sort of comeback from Michael?

SPEAKER_04 16:16

Uh I mean people listen to him. He needs to get his uh prescription checked.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

Wow. The chaos, I love it. Now, one at a time, children. One at a time. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 16:33

Conn, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04 16:35

Uh I said uh I would, but people actually listen to our podcast, so things would be taken more seriously.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Wow. Turn your stuff off, Connor. I heard that. No, you didn't. Now, what about banjo walrus? And you have anything to say to banjo?

SPEAKER_03 16:58

There's no words needed for him.

SPEAKER_02 17:00

You guys have seen hot dogs for the shape, not the flavor?

SPEAKER_03 17:04

Yeah, I mean, I have seen Matt. Listen, are we gonna take this from Backwater, Arkansas? You know what I'm saying? Like, the man lives in the sticks. Who knows? His house is made of sticks. Wow. Well, it kind of looks like Endor. I just uh imagined like tree huts and ewaps walking around everywhere. Wow.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

Wow.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

Okay, um from a guy named Banjo. Or, you know, just to call him out an author called David Knapp that we uh do books for. Maybe Andrew Walrus could be the or David Matt Knapp. I just give his whole government and put him out there. Fuck it. And his address is nice.

SPEAKER_02 18:01

Oh, let me get that. I'm putting pulling it up right now. I'm just kidding. Uh Matt, I'm gonna mute you for just a second. What's uh boom? Uh Connor, uh we also heard from Chanel. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 18:16

Uh do you have anything you want to say uh about the comment?

SPEAKER_04 18:19

Uh uh No, I'd rather you know. Matt said that opposites attract, and by that logic, Chanel is one of the most talented and kindest people on the planet, because that would be the polar opposite to Matt. Uh I have no bad things to say to Chanel. She would, as I said before, bite my ankles.

SPEAKER_01 18:48

Matt, I'm immuting you. Do you have anything to say about that, Matt?

SPEAKER_03 18:53

I do. Um all of this is recorded, as you know, and can be played back on repeat for someone in their sleep so that their subconscious just really develops an anger. And then when said, you know, uh three foot-two Brit comes and stays in our house.

SPEAKER_02 19:13

Yeah. What's that in uh uh in metric form? I don't I don't know. I love it. Dang, he blanked. He blanked. That's how American he is. He's like, what I don't know what you're talking about, man.

SPEAKER_04 19:30

I work in feet. So speaking of gross dude, why would you say that's disgusting? Hey, hold on, hold on, Tommy.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

Hold on, Tommy. Yeah. There's good money in that check. And there's some sick fucks out there that like super hairy hobbit feet. It just is what it is. Oh, I was gonna say the people like the the big guys? Really? Yeah. There's that too.

SPEAKER_04 19:55

There is a market for that too, Tommy. Only hams.

SPEAKER_05 20:03

We just can't get into it because they would never understand.

SPEAKER_04 20:05

He's talking to me. He's talking about your diet. Talking to me.

SPEAKER_02 20:12

Sir. Sir. He's already dead. He's already dead. Oh. Speaking of ham, uh, we're gonna go back to the roast.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

Nice, nice sacred.

SPEAKER_02 20:31

I'll be here all episode. Um The uh next roaster has uh named themselves A D Small Author. He is a small time author.

SPEAKER_04 20:44

Yeah. Unfortunately, some people do know who he is, yeah.

unknown 20:50

Oh God.

SPEAKER_03 20:51

Connor just out the gate before the roast even.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

So so when when when when they say small author, they only work with small people. Yeah, right? Ah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:06

Very good.

SPEAKER_02 21:07

Yeah, well done. Yeah, all right, all right. All right, from uh 80 small author. Matt and Connor rolled for math and the dice left the table. Matt reads character sheets like they were written in dragon tongue. Mm-hmm. I think this is very uh D forward, I'm guessing. Yeah. Uh Matt also failed a literas uh literacy check creating his character before a campaign.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

Yeah. Yeah, he did.

SPEAKER_02 21:44

Dyslexic. Um, Connor counts gold pieces like a goblin with a concussion. I asked him, what comes after six? And he started sweating. Okay. If brains were experience points, you'd both still be in the tutorial. Did hold up, hold up. How can you say that when they said one can't read the spell and the other can't count the damage? You guys could fight whoever who that is.

SPEAKER_04 22:46

Where was this personality when he was on the show? Right? It's like didn't know you had it in you. No, that would have been more entertaining. Yeah, at least it lulls. Wow. The only thing AD did was lull me to sleep. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_03 23:11

Well, I can tell you I know what the name of this episode is gonna be.

SPEAKER_02 23:19

Thank you, A D, small author. No, that was that was the the rest I can't say. My innocent ears cannot or eyes can't read it. Um but yes, I do have one more roaster, and this is the person who Oh hold on, hold on. Oh, I'm getting something else. Oh, so before I read this last one, um I do have another roaster who uh wanted to share uh a recording. So, here we are. I have a video to show you. Go ahead, take it away, Nels. Ugh.

SPEAKER_00 24:08

What's up, everybody? Nels Gross here from So Gross Productions, creators of the Hellscape and the Custodians Audio Drama Podcasts. Don't mind the shame of self-promotion. I was asked to roast Mr. Matt Mangum and Mr. Connor Lewis from the Did You Say Something podcast. Which is honestly the perfect title because half the time listening to these two talk for any extended period is so mind-numbing you might start questioning your own hearing. Seriously, listening to their podcast feels like accidentally walking into a buffalo wild wings where two theater kids discovered caffeine and microphones. Now, I've known these idiots for a few years now. I've been on the show before. They've both voiced characters in Hellscape episodes, and Matt's even in the cast of the Custodians, this John Threadgill. So this isn't just internet roasting. This is friend on friend violence! Yes. Now let's start with Connor Lewis. Uh-oh. Yes. Connor Bloody Lewis. The man. The myth. The human BBC loading screen. Connor's got that smooth, polished, theatrical British voice that makes everything sound way more important than it actually is. You could ask him if he wants mozzarella sticks, and he'd answer like he's giving the final monologue before the collapse of a civilization. The burden has been heavy lately, my friend. Yes. I would enjoy the mozzarella sticks. Brother, this is Applebee's. You are not leading a platoon in Normandy. And somehow, Connor has managed to build an entire voice acting career out of sounding mildly disappointed in everything around him. But I will say this. Last time, I said he could only play British guy number one, slightly more sarcastic British guy number one, and if he was feeling adventurous, Matt's Shadow. But now he can also play British guy who sounds tired. British guy pretending he's emotionally stable, and my personal favorite. British guy explaining something dramatically that absolutely did not need dramatic explanation. The growth has been incredible, Connor. And despite being British, we can actually understand him. Which already puts him above, like, I don't know, 70% of the UK. No, she stay in it, bruv. Nothing like that. Connor sounds less like a British stereotype and more like a podcast microphone gained consciousness and developed anxiety. And honestly, his entire vibe is just slightly exhausted theater kid trying to maintain professionalism while chaos unfolds around him. Which is unfortunate. Because his co-host is Matt Mankum. Now Matt has the exact energy of a man who confidently says, yeah, this should work, seconds before technology experiences catastrophic failure. Because if his character doesn't die, then something has to. My first appearance on discs never aired. Because the recording failed.

SPEAKER_02 27:57

But been there, done that.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

Not everybody's recording. Just Matt's. Which honestly makes it infinitely funnier. Because the software records everybody separately, and somehow it singled Matt out specifically like, no, no, no, no. That guy? Fuck that guy. I know how it feels. And honestly, the saddest part was how genuinely crushed he was afterwards. Because, well, we all knew that episode was gonna be gold. Everybody was on fire. The chemistry was perfect. The conversations were hilarious. And then Matt's footage got wiped from existence like a cursed Doctor Who episode that's lost. That episode is now podcast folklore. Somewhere in another universe, there's an audience listening to the greatest unreleased diss episode of all time. Meanwhile, in this universe, Matt looked like a man watching his lottery ticket blow into traffic. And honestly, that whole situation perfectly summarizes the entire podcast. Because, well, every episode of Diss feels like two friends desperately trying to stay on topic while their brains actively betray them in real time. One of them starts a sentence, the other interrupts with a completely unrelated thought. Suddenly they're discussing cursed fast food mascots, obscure internet lore, or some deeply specific hypothetical that absolutely did not need 45 minutes of discussion. And eventually somebody goes, Way well. What were we originally talking about? And that's the show. Oh god, that's the entire fucking show! And somehow. Because it genuinely feels like listening to real friends instead of internet personalities pretending to be human. It feels chaotic and unfiltered. It feels like a Discord call that accidentally involved into a podcast because, well, if you didn't know, that's pretty much how it started. Which is also one of the reasons why these two are so easy to roast. Because they're not polished media professionals. They're just two fucking goblins with microphones and enough confidence to hit upload. And honestly, guys, respect. Well, mostly. So, here's to you, Matt and Connor. May your recordings save properly. May your tangents eventually return to the original topic. And may Connor someday learn that not every appetizer order requires emotional gravitate. Love you, bastards.

SPEAKER_04 30:56

Yeah. Cheers, buddy. Alright. That was uh That was something.

SPEAKER_02 31:13

That was beautiful. Thank you, Nels. That was wonderful.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

I don't know if thanks are in order, but I honestly I'm surprised that he was able to get that to you on time.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

Oh. Oh yeah. He was he was he's the reason why I reached out to so many others. I'm like, oh, oh, we have to do this. We have to we have to get this ball rolling because that was gold. Yeah, that's it. I loved every moment of that. Yeah. But I think I loved this next part. That's I need to be able to read these words.

SPEAKER_03 31:48

That's Nelson's second uh uh nicely done video little contribution to the show. So we'll look forward to more of those, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 31:58

Sure, I'd look forward to tolerate.

SPEAKER_03 32:01

Tolerate, we'll tolerate more gas.

SPEAKER_02 32:04

Now, uh our final roaster, like I said, um wished to remain anonymous. Okay only for you to guess who they might be. Okay. And none of you have said a name that is remotely close to this person's name. So I'm gonna go ahead and uh start uh reading everything that they wrote down. And if you have any thoughts of who it might be, I'll let you know. Uh no, no, no. No. Listen to me. I'm sorry. You're gonna wait till I'm you're gonna wait till I'm done. Yes, boss. You're gonna let it marinate. Okay, sorry, boss.

SPEAKER_05 32:49

L hefe.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

Thank you for acknow acknowledging me. I'll let that one slide because that is actually correct. Thank you. And uh you're first. Uh Connor. Oh my god. Connor's entire fitness journey was basically if I could reach a woman's height, maybe I could reach their for you, page.

SPEAKER_03 33:15

I already know who this is.

SPEAKER_02 33:17

I think that's what it is. Yep. Now, Connor spent a month doing topless push-ups. Yeah, I know. Like a five-six Rocky montage. Thirst trapping like an influencer. Which is honestly impressive considering he still looks like the before photo in a gym ad room one to say, I mean But game recognizes game, of course. Um Connor's whole career is basically built on women finding his voice attractive enough to ignore the rest of him. Which is hilarious because his attention span is unbelievable. The guy can narrate a fourteen-hour homosexual smut audiobook without blinking. But try to get him through one podcast topic and he's gone like the petulant toddler that's just discovered e-numbers for the first time.

SPEAKER_04 34:35

There's no way who I think this is came up with all this by himself.

SPEAKER_03 34:40

No. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

I still have a little bit more on you. Oh yes, please connect. I still have a little bit more. Sir, stop and stop interrupting me. Apologies. Talking to Connor is like three different podcasts fighting for control of one short man. One minute you're discussing his favorite anime characters. The next minute he's somewhere between mental health and the correct pronunciation of Bath. Which is Bath. And two seconds later, he's on to an unrelated medieval sex subplot nobody asked for. And the only thing he actually seems to commit to con consistently is uploading shirtless videos for women he'll never meet. Because God forbid, he stays locked into a single thought long enough to finish a sentence that isn't about himself.

SPEAKER_01 35:47

When they ask you how you are, you don't just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine. You just can't get into it because they would never understand.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Damn. Okay. Wow. Wow, Connor, you must have really pissed this person off. I think uh yeah, I think I know why. Uh but Matt, you're not out of the woods with this one either. Uh Matt, um, how is it that you manage to look like the most locked-in player on the team while playing a game while your character dies drinking a health potion?

SPEAKER_05 36:25

It's so true.

SPEAKER_02 36:31

Sorry. Matt, you are so bad at games, you make um you make a mom setting up an Xbox look competent.

SPEAKER_03 36:44

That was just rude to the moms.

SPEAKER_02 36:48

You'll sit there, veins popping out of your head, which I could see some right now. Kind of confessed. Uh tongue stuck out, fully dialed in, while dying to the first enemy in the tutorial stage. It's really funny. The podcast would have worked so much better if Matt put even half the concentration into speaking that he puts into missing open shots in-game. You don't have you don't have that aim assist? No. Let's be honest though. As lovely, as lovely a person as Matt is, he traded self-abusive drinking for being stoned all the time. Which is basically just changing the loading screen image. Yeah, I read that. I read that. Um Matt's recovery journey is inspirational though. He went from blacking out drunk every night to being so high he forgets what sentence he started halfway through. Every conversation with Matt feels like buffering. Which pairs perfectly well with Connor's inability to stick to a topic longer than a TikTok thirst trap of the women he wishes he was tall enough to date.

SPEAKER_04 38:32

Oh!

SPEAKER_02 38:34

That's right, we're back to Connor. Connor can't focus long enough to finish a topic, and Matt is too stoned to remember what the topic was in the first place. And then they state this podcast never stood a chance. Oh Jake! Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

Oh, fuck Jake. Dang! I knew it was Jake from the first disc.

SPEAKER_04 38:59

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 39:01

Yep. You know what? Jake, fair one.

SPEAKER_04 39:03

Um it's a ripple shame that you had to get ChatGPT to write that out for you, though.

SPEAKER_03 39:08

Oh yeah. And and talking about other people's speaking out loud skills, I mean, Jesus Christ, at least I can fucking read and speak out loud at the same time, you know, like reading stories to my kids and stuff, you know, might not take 55 minutes for a four-page fucking book with a sentence on each page.

SPEAKER_04 39:24

And you want to talk about the before and after of a gym? You're the fucking after of super size me.

SPEAKER_03 39:31

Oh! He's the before for just for men, uh for Rogane, uh, for Jenny Craig. He's a wolf or cooking for dummies.

SPEAKER_04 39:40

He's the walking advert for turkey hair charts plants. But he doesn't do much walking, so he's a sitting advert for Turkish hair replacement. Oh, Jake. Yeah, no, that was good.

SPEAKER_02 40:02

That was uh thank you everyone for sending in your lovely, lovely comments uh of these two um individuals. They uh definitely needed it. No, I that was That was something. How'd you guys how'd you guys like it?

SPEAKER_04 40:26

I mean, I loved it. I can't lie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:30

This is what we do here. If we can't if we can't take the piss out of everybody else, and then if we can't, you know, handle that when it comes back at us, then you know what the fuck are we doing? I think bring him on. I mean, we're not gonna stop, so no. Look at look at how much we abuse our most returned guest like every time, all the time. He keeps coming back though, forcefully this time.

SPEAKER_04 40:54

Um keeps bouncing back.

SPEAKER_03 40:57

Because he has the body shape of a buoyancy. He didn't have to elaborate. That was thank you, thank you.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

Um uh actually I I wanted to just throw in a quick little thing. You know, I do you do quick? I do a lot of impressions on on on your podcast, and I wanted to do my impressions of of both of you. Um Connor, since you uh decided to take the first stab at me, um it's pretty easy. Uh this is my impression of you. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. And uh Matt, I I cut my hair to do my impression of you. Beautiful. And then that's it. That is how was that? How was that? Swat on?

SPEAKER_04 41:55

Uh yeah, sure. Why not? You can have that one.

SPEAKER_02 41:59

Yeah. Sweet. Um, alright, so uh that was that was it for the roasting. Um I do have a couple games if you guys want to play.

SPEAKER_04 42:10

I'm always down to play a game, Tommy. Let's do this. Let's do it, Tommy.

SPEAKER_02 42:17

Alright, so um I I just I've seen this on other shows, on other podcasts, uh, because I watch them more than I watch you guys. Clearly. And um uh there's one game that I think would absolutely be so fun to do. Mm-hmm. And it's uh it's kind of a a category game where I give you both secretly a category. It's categories, yeah, yeah, sure. Um trademark name games, sure. You're paying for it. Um I give you guys a theme, a category, and you guys ask each other questions uh of what might fit into that category until one of you has a well enough idea and guess what the category may be. Sure. Uh you guys willing to do this? Oh yeah. Let's go. Alright, so let me uh let me take a little look see. Uh what category do I want to give to Connor? I'm gonna give Connor this one. Oh my gosh. I'm I keep typing on the keyboard that I just brought in unplugged.

SPEAKER_03 43:33

You mean that one that you were hacking our our show with?

SPEAKER_02 43:37

Um oh my gosh, I I didn't mean to send it. There.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

Okay. Okay. That makes more sense.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

I I'm I'm glad it does. I maybe said it out loud as well.

SPEAKER_03 43:58

Like good good to see that Tommy. Just as prepared for his episode than we are for every episode.

SPEAKER_02 44:03

It wasn't wanting to. I I prepared it. I have it written on a dock. It didn't want to copy correctly for me, so I'm typing it out on my really tiny keyboard here that I have in my book.

SPEAKER_03 44:16

Game Boy Advance.

SPEAKER_02 44:19

That's why I got it.

SPEAKER_04 44:23

What is that?

SPEAKER_03 44:25

It's a keyboard.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

This is look look at that. There's letters, there's numbers. I know it's really hard to read, Connor. I'm not the dyslexic. If you go to school, if you go to school, you'll learn what these are.

SPEAKER_04 44:37

I'm surprised you guys know what schools are because you seem to think they're shooting ranges. Apparently the safety, the safety is off on this episode for me.

SPEAKER_03 44:53

Safety is off.com.uk.

SPEAKER_02 45:01

Alright, so I've given you your categories, uh, fellas. Um at it. All right. Uh who would like to start?

SPEAKER_04 45:10

I'll let Matt go first. Go on.

SPEAKER_03 45:14

So I'm just giving you hints, clues, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 45:16

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Guessing what you're guessing words? If I go this you who's the host of this episode? Sorry, force of habit, you go, L Hefe.

SPEAKER_02 45:28

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Um don't make me moot moot. Don't make me mute you.

SPEAKER_03 45:34

I know a sound effects going there.

SPEAKER_04 45:39

Um is really a body spirit animal.

SPEAKER_02 45:51

Matt, you will be guessing uh items or things, general things, um one thing at a time. You're trying to guess Connor's theme category, and Connor's will be guessing yours. So you could be like, uh the like uh can I have uh an apple in my academ in your category? Something like that.

SPEAKER_04 46:17

Would you like me to go first?

SPEAKER_02 46:19

Yes. Connor, show him what to do.

SPEAKER_04 46:22

Uh does microphone fit in your category? No.

unknown 46:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:31

Now you go and ask me one. I gotcha.

SPEAKER_03 46:34

Um It's so odd because I like have nothing to go off of. So I'm like, I got my brain's like I that's the point. Is it big? No pause.

SPEAKER_02 46:47

So you're guessing items. Yeah. Is it big? Guess any item in the world. No questions. What? Guess a thing. Guess a thing. It's a category where items would be uh associated with. So you have to guess physical or fictional items. That could work too.

SPEAKER_03 47:10

So if I say like is a battle axe in your category? That's a great question.

SPEAKER_04 47:16

Oh no. It is not in my category.

SPEAKER_02 47:21

Okay. Okay. It would be in mine, but alright.

SPEAKER_04 47:28

Is uh is uh comic books in your category?

SPEAKER_02 47:39

I would say yes. But it's but like generally I I have questions that I can't ask. I'll help you out, I'll help you out. Uh typically you would not have this in your category. So Okay, okay. I'll put a question mark next to it. But you can. It can. It has a potential.

SPEAKER_04 48:12

Yes. That helps me not at all. Okay. Yeah. What you got?

SPEAKER_03 48:25

I does a TV fit in your category? No.

SPEAKER_04 48:34

No. No. Does a mask fit in your category?

SPEAKER_03 48:43

Uh no. I'm gonna say no. I but I mean I'm judging you. But it de it's so dependent on questions that I can't ask, so I'm gonna say maybe.

SPEAKER_04 48:58

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 49:01

Okay, give you a maybe. Um, I know. I'm calm the fuck down, Shifty, would you? Jesus, give me. I wanna win. Not competitive at all. Um does a microphone fit in your category? No, not typically. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:27

It's a positive that you're giving me. It'd be very specific. So I I'd say no. Okay. Uh does do boots fit in your category?

SPEAKER_03 49:49

It's in like a it's another maybe.

SPEAKER_02 49:54

Okay. Um I would typically say no.

SPEAKER_03 49:57

I would say mo mo for for most times I would say probably no.

unknown 50:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:03

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say no.

SPEAKER_02 50:04

It's not known to be in that category. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna say no.

SPEAKER_03 50:06

Okay. Okay. Um Does food fit into your category? Is there a Yes. Okay. Okay. Ooh, yes. Okay. Uh so do we get a certain amount of guesses, or can we just guess after each turn or after each question?

SPEAKER_02 50:26

You can guess whenever you feel like you have it. Okay. Um So I I'm gonna give you guys as much freedom as we can for this first round. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 50:36

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 50:42

Do claws fit into your category.

SPEAKER_03 50:52

No.

SPEAKER_02 50:53

I would say no.

SPEAKER_03 50:55

Tommy, you understand why this is so difficult for you right now to do that. I do, I do.

SPEAKER_02 51:03

That's that's what makes this game so interesting.

SPEAKER_03 51:06

Yeah, it is. It's does do dishes fit into your category?

SPEAKER_04 51:23

That's a tough one. I guess kinda.

SPEAKER_02 51:28

I would say not your typical dish.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Yeah, not your typical dish. Okay. Okay, okay. Um that's not gonna help me narrow it down at all. Uh does yellow belong in your category? Not applicable.

SPEAKER_02 52:00

Like It has the potential. I mean it can be. It's potentially fucking potentially. I don't like your category.

SPEAKER_03 52:11

I don't like I don't like your snappiness or is fire in your category.

SPEAKER_02 52:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 52:18

Okay. Okay.

unknown 52:21

Fuck.

SPEAKER_04 52:22

Is uh fuck it. Is talent in your category? No? Okay.

SPEAKER_03 52:38

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 52:40

In Matt's category, I'd say no. I'm gonna say yes. Whoa, hang on, what? Is it is it a yes? Yes. Okay. Fuck you, Tommy.

SPEAKER_05 52:56

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 52:58

Okay. Now, when it comes to throwing out a guess, do you want it after a question or before a question? Or does it take the place of a question?

SPEAKER_02 53:06

Uh just let me know that you want to take a guess and I'll I'll listen to you.

SPEAKER_04 53:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 53:13

Uh be whenever.

SPEAKER_04 53:15

I'll go, I'll go one more, I think. I think I'll go one more. Okay. Um, but no, because are sleeping bags in your category?

SPEAKER_03 53:30

He's got it. Yes. Can I guess? Go ahead and guess. Camping? Is camping your category?

SPEAKER_04 53:38

I'm happy to give him that. Yeah, camping, can't build up.

SPEAKER_02 53:44

Uh Connor, do you want to guess a shot in the dark? Ah, fucking no. Um I'll give you I'll give you two more questions. How about that? Okay. Maybe three. Uh I'm feeling nice.

SPEAKER_04 53:57

Uh comic books was a maybe, a mask was a maybe, yellow was a maybe, talent's a yes, but a microphone's a no. Because uh after talent, I was to go in along the lines of auditioning. But then the microphone being a no was like, ah, fuck it. Uh okay, talent. I have to get this at all. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_03 54:21

Not with those questions and answers to no. If you get this, I will be very surprised.

SPEAKER_04 54:27

Uh things I don't have. You're not wrong. Is it things Matt Is it things Matt has?

SPEAKER_03 54:44

No. That's also what that's also what was making the all the answers difficult.

SPEAKER_02 54:51

Yeah. Yeah. It was it was very vague. Um go on. Uh tell me. All right. Um things that you'd find in a bedroom.

SPEAKER_03 55:02

You understand why that microphone is so hard for me, like claws? There's a lot of yellow. Yes, there's a microphone. Uh yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 55:13

Things in a bedroom. Fucking good one. Yeah. All right. That was a good one. Now that I've got a big thing. All right, I got another couple more categories.

SPEAKER_03 55:22

All right. Sorry for the rough start. But Jake.

SPEAKER_02 55:34

I have given you your next uh categories. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who started off last time?

SPEAKER_04 55:40

Uh I started so Matt could grasp it. Okay. Pause. No pause. Potentially.

SPEAKER_03 55:56

Uh let's see. Uh let's just get this out of the way.

SPEAKER_02 56:03

For those listening, I pulled out my phone camera.

SPEAKER_04 56:05

Yeah. Thank you for not pausing between pulled out and my phone camera.

SPEAKER_03 56:14

There you go. Got him. All right. Uh go ahead. Is there time in your category?

SPEAKER_04 56:21

Ooh. I'm I'd say yes. Yeah, I'm gonna say yes.

SPEAKER_05 56:31

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 56:32

Yeah, I'll say yes too. Uh yeah, okay. Um do? So I just got a message. Uh do bricks fall into your category.

SPEAKER_02 57:00

Consistently, I would say no.

unknown 57:02

Fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 57:03

Fuck off with the consist. Oh well, you know, there is the odd occasion where it might do.

SPEAKER_03 57:09

Oh, weird that you're the one that does that. You're the perfect impression. You gotta do that.

SPEAKER_04 57:18

Oh, right, right. I need to get me some glasses. Anyway. It's it's only been two years since. Shut the fuck up. Your question, sir.

SPEAKER_03 57:27

Um is sporting equipment in your category? No.

SPEAKER_04 57:41

It can be. It can be, but I'm gonna say no.

SPEAKER_02 57:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 57:45

Okay. Yeah. Do you agree? I'll agree with that. I would clothing in your category. No?

unknown 58:05

No.

SPEAKER_04 58:06

The fact that Tommy's answering all of your questions. I know. I just I'm not even here. It's fine.

SPEAKER_02 58:15

No, I'm in full control, guys.

SPEAKER_03 58:17

I told you this. Remove recipient from podcast. This is why we need uh backstage back. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 58:30

Agreed. Hey, Squadcast. Bring backstage back. Bring it back now. Agreed. Question please, sir. The only ones using your website. Don't make me go back to Riverside. Oh. Episode one, never to be seen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 58:56

Anyway. Okay. Are there people in your category? Yes.

SPEAKER_04 59:09

I'll allow it. Okay. Uh is grass in your category.

SPEAKER_03 59:23

No. Tommy, let me answer.

SPEAKER_02 59:25

Yeah. I do.

SPEAKER_03 59:27

He gave me a facial cue, but he said.

SPEAKER_04 59:31

I know, I'm reading Tommy's facial cues before you answer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:39

Um Is your category on television?

SPEAKER_02 59:55

You can answer that question. I can. Yeah, I'll let you answer that question. You guys are so far from each other. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:07

Uh is uh a sofa in your category. Stop looking to Tommy and answer your own fucking back yourself, Matt. You know. Search your feelings. You know it to be true. No.

unknown 1:00:33

No.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:34

Fuck!

SPEAKER_03 1:00:37

Uh fuck. Let's go back to the old questions. Is there food in your category?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:43

No. No. No. Okay. Is fuck it. Is food in your category?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:58

No. I mean, I could say I could say yes. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:08

Yes. Yes. That is a yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:11

And then and then to go back to uh Connor saying that if food is in his category. I don't want to give away my festival. If you're going to say that, well you kind of have to in order for someone to win. Not food you can eat. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I will give you uh um I'll give you uh food but not food and people but not people. So I'll do that.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:44

Yeah. That's that's fair. Uh is it my question? No, it's your question. Is it? I've lost track.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:53

Correct. Correct. It's it's Matt's question.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:55

He answered the food. Computers? Yeah. Ooh, tough one. Uh I would yeah, I I I yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Okay. I'd count it. Okay. Uh is animation in your category? Yes. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:31

Are VR goggles in your category? Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. Can I guess?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:38

Definitely. Sure. Ooh. He wants to guess. Virtual reality. Nope.

unknown 1:02:43

No.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:43

Okay. Swing and a miss. Strike one.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:52

Well done, Tommy.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:54

Is food animation. Is martial arts in your category?

SPEAKER_02 1:03:12

Yeah. I'd say yes to that.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

Come on, Matt, you got this.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:26

I know it's it's right. It's it's there. I'm just trying to think of the right way to do it. I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:30

I think you both are equally like so close yet so far.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:35

That's fair. Uh are video games in your category? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:54

I is your category Dragon Ball Z?

unknown 1:04:02

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:05

Okay. Is your category entertainment? No.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:14

Entertainment?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:16

Well that that's he's asking if the category is entertainment, not asking if entertainment is in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:23

Oh, right, right, right, right. You're right. You're right. Thanks for that.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:27

Yeah, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:28

I don't know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:31

We'd both need some help on this, clearly. Uh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:38

I'm setting it up right now.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:46

Martial arts animation food. Uh is your category anime?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:58

I'd say no.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:59

Specifically anime no.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:01

Yeah. Is it hentai?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:07

Damn.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:08

Uh food animation. Martial arts. Not anime. Hmm. Okay. You can see the cogs turning.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:35

It they're trying. They are working overtime.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:40

And here we have it's the entertainment bit on the last one that's throwing me on where to like.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:50

I think it's uh it's it's everything that I've said. So everything.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:00

Everything that you've said.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:01

The hell it's everything that I've said.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:04

Ignore the clue. Ask a question.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:14

So there are there entertainers in your category?

SPEAKER_04 1:06:18

Uh yeah. Yeah. Oh wow guys, wow. Are there actors in your category? Yes. Did you hear that? Yeah, I did. Jake just fell on the roof. No, if he fell on the roof, he'd be in here with me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or through the roof. And the floor. And the floor.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:59

Hey, we're recording. Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:06

Um is ever present on his face is the struggle of thought.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:26

Is your category streaming?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:28

Nope. No. I think uh I think you started focusing more on a specific digital thing. Yeah. And it's think more generic. How about that? Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:46

Is your category film?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:51

Z? No.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:53

Fuck.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:54

Is your category show business? No. Well, that was encompassing. So Tommy, can I get a clue?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:05

Easy category. Uh you can get a clue. Um you you started going towards animation, something specific in animation, yet also can be found in all animation. Including film. But yeah, you got that. And and for you, Matt. Um I already gave you one. I told you to go more generic. I I did. I'll give you a big a big hint then. Okay. No, to Matt, sorry, Connor. Fuck you. He won one round. Hey, I gave you a really good one. Yeah. Um You started talking about entertainment being the category. Uh not specifically, but it is entertaining.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:10

Food, animation, martial arts, actors. Video games are involved. Food animation martial arts actors. Specific anime in film. Also in film.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:30

It can also be in film. But um animation is is key. I suck at this game. Oh my god. And you're the one who presented it to me. I know. I mean I found it.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:51

You tell my dog spitting, dickhead.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:56

Is are cameras in your category? No.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:05

Is your category TV? No. Not like an actual television, but you know, the product of television.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:14

No. I is your category Are you you already asked me if mine was at entertainment, didn't you? Um Fuck. So there's no point in me asking you if yours is, because you would Is comedy in your category? Yeah. For sure. Hmm. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:59

Pass.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:01

Wow. It sounds like a forfeit.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:05

Is it how many guesses do we get before we fail?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:09

I think I think you guys already failed.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:11

I think it kinda hurts. I think so. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. Is your category Adam Sandler films?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:18

Damn it. Maybe one film.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:22

Yeah. There is one.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:26

That doesn't help. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna give you both a big fat L.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:31

Damn. You really suck.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:35

Yeah. And tell you what your categories are. Go on. Matt's category. You went you went way too like off the range with it. Uh when you said animation, I thought you were like right there. Yeah I was rooting for you the entire time, Connor. I was. Uh-huh. But you never guessed the characters in animation. Cartoon characters. Why would you not do that? Vegetable. Veggie tales, I mean? Food. They're characters. Come on. Don't know veggie tales? What's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:09

Is that what the category was?

SPEAKER_02 1:12:10

Veggie tales?

SPEAKER_04 1:12:11

No, cartoon characters. Cartoon characters.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:15

Uh Matt, uh, you started going into the VER headsets and the computers, and you're not wrong. They they are there and they are entertaining, but it was more towards um a general idea of what those items are and who they are for. They your cat uh Connor's category was kids' toys. Mmm. Yeah. Oh, I'm so annoyed.

unknown 1:12:46

Fuck.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:46

Now, you've disappointed me for so long with that round, so we're gonna do one more.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:54

Yeah, let's keep the torture going.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:56

Just one more. Just one more. This is for sending me to that awful place that I sent you to. You too. Um fair. And yes, I'm wearing a tutu. Uh so um this one is gonna be your final category, and don't laugh, because I I I I just sent it to you both. And um you guys are gonna love me for it. I have questions that I can't ask. You have questions, uh uh type it and I might be able to answer it.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:32

Is our shirts in your category?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:42

No. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:57

Yes. Uh is laughter in your category.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:15

No. Okay. This is really difficult. Yeah. I like it. It's very difficult. Um is our podcast in your category?

SPEAKER_04 1:14:34

Yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:40

That's going two for two.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:44

Is Krunk in your category?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:02

Potentially. Potentially, potentially. I'm I'm going to help him out and uh say yes. Yeah? Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:26

Source, I can't say that's an item. Um to ask. Clearly. Um podcast is in there, our talent is there. No.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:09

No, it is not. That's good. Uh is aggressive typing in impressions in your category.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:51

No. Okay. Hey, you s you made this. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:17:16

Uh this is torture for you guys, and I'm in I'm soaking it all in.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:21

Yeah, it is torture. It's it's pretty horrible, actually, uh, now that we're in the the thick of this this last round here, which is going to be the last round, right? It is gonna be the last round. This is um is the category disc podcast?

SPEAKER_04 1:17:40

No.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:42

Okay. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:59

I is water Matt loves me. Is water in your category? Yes. No. No. No. No. Okay. Question, please.

SPEAKER_02 1:18:22

Question. Might have an answer.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:26

What you got, man? Whatcha?

SPEAKER_03 1:18:34

I don't it's terrible. There's like nothing there. It's like our tail at the podcast. Yes, great. And then. Our future's not in there. Future is not. Uh Is money in our category? In your category. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:01

I'd hope so. Is uh Isma in your category? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:18

Very nice. Very nice, very nice. I think that's two for you, right, Connor? It is.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:28

Can I take a guess?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:30

Yes. You're more than welcome to take a guess.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:34

Thank you. Is your category every third thing I say?

SPEAKER_03 1:19:49

Well done.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:52

He got one.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:53

Finally got one.

SPEAKER_04 1:19:55

I did. Do you want to remember what yours was? Please, God. Not every third thing you said.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:08

That was devilish and divine. Well done, sir. Uh thank you. Well done.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:14

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:15

That was a good one.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:16

You know, I've had a blast today, uh, but uh hosting duties kind of suck. I don't like it. So I give everything back to you guys. I can see my access is back.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:31

Well, look at that. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:33

Look at that. Perfect. Also, I put a little heart emoji because.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:37

Hey Brett, can you change the passwords?

SPEAKER_03 1:20:40

Everything.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:41

Yeah, we'll do, boss.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:44

God damn it. And wake Brett up. Who? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:48

Guys, tell tell Brett to not do 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. God.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:56

It's probably for the best. Yeah. It's a good idea. We'll get on that. He struggles. He really does. Well, thank you very much for that. Do you have anything else planned before you sign off on hosting duties?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:11

Uh I have nothing else planned. I I think um I think I've tortured you guys enough.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:18

I would say so.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:19

That that game.

SPEAKER_04 1:21:22

Worst bit is I like it. I like the game. But it's the long pauses that Matt produces that just, oh it's it's tough when cavemen try to think.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:34

It really is. It really is.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:37

Yeah. It couldn't be just be done deliberately because I know somebody sits and squirms and festers with every second that goes by before he can try again so he can win. I need to win. Tell me he wasn't playing. Wait a minute. I won one. Connor won one. We both lost one. We are tied. We are tied.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:01

You are tied. Uh, but I am the unofficial judge official Lee. Um Right. Yeah, it tracks, yeah. So I get to determine who wins, and uh because I was the host of this podcast, uh, I think I won. Yeah. You guys suffered. I'm happy.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:20

And hopefully the viewers and listeners win too. If they're still here. If they're still here. I don't think they will be because there's no Ren, there's no Webby, there's no music reaction. True. I'm here. I know, and we love you for it.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:40

Uh but unfortunately it's just our audience that doesn't love you for it. Tommy, so blame them.

SPEAKER_02 1:22:46

So I I do I do the heart, and then for the audience for don't who don't love me, I break it. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:52

Yeah. Cool. Well, thank you very much, Tommy. That was uh an experience, and hopefully you got a little something out of presenting this wondrous podcast that is what was it, Nels said? Um I care so little for that man's I care so little for that man's opinion that I've already forgotten. Yeah. Anyway, it's been wonderful. It really has. Thank you for watching, listening. Hopefully you enjoyed Matt and I squirming and laughing at our own insults that were thrown away because it was some good ones. Yeah. And Tommy, just again, thank you very much for hosting. Thank you for locking us away for a week.

SPEAKER_02 1:23:39

Um You guys gotta treat me better. I'm just saying. Uh you you locked me away, and uh, you know, I didn't like it. Clearly. And I can see why.

SPEAKER_03 1:23:52

It was fucking the other side is weird. Yeah, PSA, don't mess with Tommy, because he played long game. That has been a that has been a while since that happened.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:01

So Revenge is a dish best served cold. Not that Tommy would not be dishes eating.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:12

I will consume it.

SPEAKER_03 1:24:14

Oh, you see that people? Acting. That's what that looks like. That's there's no acting.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:26

No, I'm actually very hungry. I haven't had lunch, so.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:32

Alright, well, we'll let you go and eat before you fast out from starvation because clearly you're close to it. And uh we will catch you next time, gorgeous man. Thank you, Tommy. Love you bye. And to you, the viewers and listeners, thank you very much for joining us on this episode. Next episode, episode 39, will be another almost uh will be another Ren and uh Webby reaction for their impatient project when we will have two new songs to react to, and we will be bringing I was I was doing so well. And we will we will be bringing that to you in two weeks' time. Until then. Bringing back all of our viewers because we'll be doing reaction video again. Can't wait to get around a thousand views on that one while this one gets twenty. Uh with you we might get forty.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:33

Special touch.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:34

With you, we might get 40. Depends how much we promo it. 20 of them isn't my views. Because if we don't do it. Uh fuck, yes. Until then. And that's all goodbye. Love you bye. Fuck.