***FREE Patreon Exclusive Episode*** Happy Thanksgiving, Patreon Fam! 🦃 Exclusive Daily Detour Drop: Crazy News That'll Make You Spill Your Gravy

A new lane opens with The Daily Detour—fast, sharp, and unafraid to press pause on the scroll. We kick off with Indiana oddities that remind us why local news still charms: a snowplow naming contest (Sleetwood Mac for the win), a nine-year-old’s compliment stand, a former stray turned K9 hero, and the mystery of stolen tortoises. Then the mood turns as we follow a viral DoorDash allegation that unravels under Ring video, doxxing, and felony charges for unlawful surveillance. It’s a crash course in how clout can bulldoze context, why “post first, process later” is a dangerous culture, and how false claims scar the credibility of real survivors.

We move into the courts with a frank talk on consistency. Do we punish the same behaviors the same way, regardless of gender or spotlight? From teacher scandals to the heartbreaking case of Trinity Shockley—marked by trauma, bullying, and a foiled plan at a school—we wrestle with discretion, rehabilitation, and community safety. The courtroom isn’t a scoreboard, and yet public pressure often keeps score. We share what we saw, what felt fair, and where the system still asks judges to balance mercy with risk in real time.

The back half ramps up with crimes so strange they sound scripted: a Dunkin’ burglary spree and the Florida man who tried to rob a vape shop with a live alligator and got bit. An embalmer accused of stealing gold teeth for black-market grills. A TikTok stunt spraying Raid on produce that triggered hazmat teams and criminal charges. Threaded through it all is a clear theme: the internet rewards spectacle, but the law still cares about evidence, consent, and harm. We close with rumor-check chatter, a Thanksgiving nod, and thanks to our supporters as we promise more quick hits and weekly true crime deep dives.

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Chapters

• 0:00 Welcome, Trigger Warning, Format
• 0:28 Launching The Daily Detour
• 0:50 Lighthearted Indiana News Bits
• 2:58 The DoorDash Allegation Goes Viral
• 6:52 Ring Footage, Doxxing, And Charges
• 10:57 False Claims And Real Victims’ Harm
• 13:58 Sentencing Disparities And Consistency
• 17:58 Trinity Shockley Sentencing Context
• 22:02 Dunkin Heists And Caffeinated Banter
• 23:40 Slender Man Escape And Youth Violence
• 27:55 Florida Alligator Heist And Other Crimes
• 30:55 Embalmer’s Gold Teeth Scheme
• 32:35 TikTok Raid On Produce Backfires
• 34:10 Campbell’s Rumors And Thanksgiving Signoff

Transcript

SPEAKER_01: 0:00

Welcome everyone to Podcast 69 South, where we cuss and discuss true crime, code cases, current events, and hot topics, along with our state of society today. This is your trigger warning. Our podcast content is produced for adult listeners 18 years of age and older. We discuss situations that may be offensive and triggering to some listeners. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. Welcome everybody to our first episode of the Daily Detour, where we're going to give you just some updates and some fresh, hot, funny, kind of crazy news stories. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 0:39

And this is for our Patreon members.

SPEAKER_01: 0:42

I'm your host Chop, and with me is my beautiful co-host Julie.

SPEAKER_00: 0:46

Hey everybody.

SPEAKER_01: 0:48

What we got going on?

SPEAKER_00: 0:50

So I want to start with just some Indiana notes that I found. So Westfield, up by Indianapolis, they the town of Westfield is holding a contest to name it Snow Plows. And they've already got entries like Scoop Dog and Sleetwood Mac being Sleetwood Mac.

SPEAKER_01: 1:13

I like that one. Scoop Dog's pretty good too.

SPEAKER_00: 1:17

Okay, another one was a nine-year-old boy in Indiana has been getting national attention for opening a compliment stand where he gives people compliments instead of selling lemonade. Oh, that's sweet. I don't know if he's got probably. That's pretty cool, though.

SPEAKER_01: 1:41

That's pretty cool. Make people feel good.

SPEAKER_00: 1:42

Yeah, make people feel good. So on another note, a canine unit from Brown County successfully found two lost children in a forest was previously a stray leaving off scraps at a truck stop. So I bet you he probably got adopted and then trained as a canine unit.

SPEAKER_01: 2:05

Shit, I hope the dog got a job somewhere.

SPEAKER_00: 2:08

That's cool, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01: 2:09

That's cool as hell.

SPEAKER_00: 2:10

And then also, a pair of tortoises were recently stolen from the Indianapolis zoo.

SPEAKER_01: 2:18

I bet Dude didn't have to run too fast to get them.

SPEAKER_00: 2:23

How do you think he stole two big old tortoises from the zoo? How would you do that? I mean, it's not like you can pick them up and carry them out.

SPEAKER_01: 2:31

Did it say big tortoises or no?

SPEAKER_00: 2:33

It just said tortoises.

SPEAKER_01: 2:34

Tortoises get fucking huge, man.

SPEAKER_00: 2:36

I know. That's what I'm saying. Like, how how are you gonna smuggle them out? You can't stick them down your pants or put them up your shirt or but they're born little, I guess. Little er.

SPEAKER_01: 2:45

Little smaller, little err.

SPEAKER_00: 2:48

But yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01: 2:50

From the Indianapolis Zoo.

SPEAKER_00: 2:52

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01: 2:52

Wild shit, man.

SPEAKER_00: 2:53

I bet they were pissed.

SPEAKER_01: 2:55

So let's move into the main section of our shit. I'm dying to talk about the the DoorDash chick, man.

SPEAKER_00: 3:02

Oh, and G. So if you guys haven't heard of the DoorDash Girl, you you got to go look this up. So here's Fill us in. Here's what happens. So Olivia Henderson is a 23-year-old DoorDash driver from Oswego, New York. I hope I'm saying that right. You ever hear other like podcasters when they're talking about unfamiliar locations to them and they say it funny?

SPEAKER_01: 3:32

Yeah, and it's really funny when we know what the fuck it's really supposed to sound like. But I wonder how many times that happens when we don't really know what the location is, and they're like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 3:42

So anyway, she is a DoorDash driver and she got an order from this guy we'll call Mr. Austin. That's what the police statements refer to as him. They're trying to protect his identity. Um, he ordered DoorDash on October 12th, around 11, 1115. Well, he just happened to be intoxicated.

SPEAKER_01: 4:06

Right.

SPEAKER_00: 4:07

But he made his DoorDash order, and then he had clicked the option just to leave it at the front door, leave it on the porch. I don't DoorDash that much, so I really don't know a lot about it. I know I think I door dashed once from a hotel and they left it at the front desk. Right.

SPEAKER_01: 4:24

And then you we door dashed to a construction job a couple of times, like when we was pouring concrete, woo-woo-woo, but yeah.

SPEAKER_00: 4:31

So she comes to deliver his food, and she says that she walked up to his door and it was wide open, and that he was laying on his couch with his pants down to his ankles, exposing in the business. So what she did, instead of, you know, just closing the door for the customer, she takes a picture or a video and then she uh puts it on TikTok saying that she was sexually assaulted by this man.

SPEAKER_01: 5:14

But dude was passed out, right?

SPEAKER_00: 5:15

Yes, he was passed out.

SPEAKER_01: 5:18

So was she uh sexually assaulted by seeing his dick or that's what she is claiming. Wow. Poor dear.

SPEAKER_00: 5:37

Pretending, she said he was pretending to be asleep because a woman was delivering his order, and she calls it sexual assault and grabs video for proof.

SPEAKER_01: 5:51

And then she posted the poor dude's shit on TikTok.

SPEAKER_00: 5:54

Not only did she post him like that, but she was like, I've been sexually assaulted, I've been sexually assaulted. So she reports it to DoorDash saying that she's been sexually assaulted. Well, the guy really didn't know nothing about what was going on until, you know, people started contacting him, being like, Why the fuck are you all over TikTok, bro?

SPEAKER_01: 6:18

So let's do well.

SPEAKER_00: 6:19

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01: 6:20

And his food was at the door, and then all of a sudden a fucking shit storm comes through.

SPEAKER_00: 6:26

Like, yes.

SPEAKER_01: 6:27

You sexually assaulted, like how in the assault means like I would think assault means actually touching somebody or you have to touch somebody.

SPEAKER_00: 6:37

That's not assault.

SPEAKER_01: 6:39

No, fuck no. I mean, the poor dude probably got drunk, maybe got up to take a piss, maybe got hot, ripped his bridges down, maybe rolled over and his dick fouled a blanket or something.

SPEAKER_00: 6:49

Well, who who cares? But here's it gets better. So she lets DoorDash know that she was quote unquote sexually assaulted, and she's waiting for a reply from them, and then they deactivate her account. And she's all over the internet talking about how sh uh her account's been deactivated. DoorDash um deactivated her account, she's not gonna get the money in it. But this poor old guy over here, like he really had no clue what was going on until he opened TikTok, and I think the videos at like 70 million views. Looks up and see he's all over TikTok, so he contacts the police. I well, I don't know if it was him or her that contacted the police. I think you know what, it might have been her that contacted the police because she in one of her videos, she was like, The police aren't even doing nothing. So they go talk to this guy, and he's like, Yeah, man, pretty much. I just ordered DoorDash, and then I see my face all over TikTok. Well, he had a ring camera.

SPEAKER_01: 7:54

I was getting ready to say, didn't he have a fucking ring or some video or something?

SPEAKER_00: 7:58

He had a ring camera, and I guess this ring camera shows this Livy DoorDash girl like opening the door. It might have been, you know, just cracked, but it was closed. But it shows on the video of her actually opening the door. So she opened the door, cried wolf, saying she was sexually assaulted all for TikTok glory, Facebook glory, I don't know, internet fame. Well, she's being recognized now.

SPEAKER_01: 8:34

I mean, that shit sounds more criminal than accidentally falling asleep naked and saying, drop the food at the door to me.

SPEAKER_00: 8:42

Yeah. Well, you know, when she posted the clip on TikTok right away, if she was sexually assaulted, why don't you call the police instead of TikTok first?

SPEAKER_01: 8:54

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00: 8:55

You know, she did blur his face, but she dropped his whole government name and address.

SPEAKER_01: 9:02

Like doxed his ass?

SPEAKER_00: 9:03

Yes, she doxxed him. And she insinuates your food knowing a woman was coming and then exposed himself on purpose. When he was like you can tell he's passed out in this video.

SPEAKER_01: 9:21

You don't think dude took his shit off and you know worked it up, said, Oh man, maybe there's a I mean everybody's wondering what the hell happened.

SPEAKER_00: 9:31

How did you end up on your couch with your pants down to your ankles?

SPEAKER_01: 9:34

I mean I got I've ended up on my couch before, you know.

SPEAKER_00: 9:38

Not like that. No, his pants were down to his ankles, and his he was sitting on the couch. He had a hoodie, like he had a hoodie or like a shirt on, but just so you can only assume what he was doing drunk and passed out right afterwards.

SPEAKER_01: 9:53

You'd be surprised how I woke up a couple times.

SPEAKER_00: 9:56

I mean, and then you have some people saying, Oh, well, he could have a medical condition that made him fall asleep like that. Well, whatever, it's not his fault. He was in the privacy of his own home. That's all that matters.

SPEAKER_01: 10:07

Yeah, and he did click, it did say he clicked the option to drop it at the door or the porch. This dude ain't at fault. You know, no, well, I think bitch is nosy.

SPEAKER_00: 10:16

Oswego PD, they they launch an investigation into this. They figure out the man wakes up confused. He cooperates fully with law enforcement. And so the cops go to re interview Henderson. She doubles down with the with not only her saying she was sexually assaulted, but she keeps posting videos, posting videos. Like, I'm the victim, I'm the victim. DoorDash is punishing me.

SPEAKER_01: 10:48

I mean, it's a get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_00: 10:52

But yeah, she found out that DoorDash fired her on the internet because they made a post about it. It's but they sent her an email first, but she wanted to pretend that that's how she found out about it. But anyway, the fun thing about this is that Henderson was charged with two felonies, first or second degree unlawful surveillance for recording without consent in a private space, and they are in New York. So this is their laws. First degree, and then she got a first degree dissemination of an unlawful, unlawful surveillance image for posting and sharing the video that she made online, plus doxing revealing ID or address. She was issued an appearance ticket for court, sometime set for next month. But she's out pending that, no jail time yet, but felonies can mean up to four years if convicted. And people are like blindly supporting her online, like just blindly supporting her when it's so evident blatantly obvious. Never sexually assaulted. Never.

SPEAKER_01: 12:16

That whole thing is horrible. I can't believe that they just issue a freaking court summons for somebody to that that commits this charge of felonies, yeah. Oh, here you committed two felonies. Here's a fucking paper. Just come to court, wink wink. They wouldn't do that share in Indiana, boy.

SPEAKER_00: 12:32

But you know what the worst thing of all of this is?

SPEAKER_01: 12:37

What's that?

SPEAKER_00: 12:39

This w woman doing this and saying these things like she was sexually assaulted, it uh insults real victims that have been choked and raped and and uh beat and forced to do things that they didn't want to do, or in situations like real sexual assault victims. This makes this ten times harder. This is why people have issues believing women when they say this.

SPEAKER_01: 13:13

Because of crying wolf bullshit like this, right here.

SPEAKER_00: 13:16

Yes, you're exactly right, and this is a perfect example of why it's I'm not gonna say that everybody shouldn't believe somebody when they say that's happened to them, but but for reasons like this, this is why people doubt that things really happened.

SPEAKER_01: 13:38

Could you imagine if this was a a chick that got drunk and fell asleep on her couch with her private areas and her titties and shit hanging out, and a DoorDash dude come up there and fucking recorded her and posted that shit online, that motherfucker would have gone to J-O 100. And he'd have been the biggest piece of shit in the world. Could you imagine him calling the cops? Man, I just got sexually assaulted. This chick showed me her tits in her own house. I mean, it's a whole different ballgame when you flip the switch, flip the script on the sexes on about any crime, but it especially this one. Yeah, different ball game.

SPEAKER_00: 14:18

I also want to talk about um the lady who just got sentenced to 252 years in Cass County because she was like pimping out her 13-year-old daughter.

SPEAKER_01: 14:31

Yeah, that's some horrible shit.

SPEAKER_00: 14:32

But yeah, she got 252 years. And I was going through, I made a post about it on our Facebook page, and I was um going through the comments, and a lot of the comments said, you know, imagine if this was um a male teacher or or a male that would do this. It what they were referring to is like, you know, how we've had all the bad teachers lately. Yes, and some of them are male, and it seems like they're not getting as harsh a sentences as some of the female teachers lately. But um, I think it just needs to be across the board.

SPEAKER_01: 15:15

I agree with you a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_00: 15:17

It doesn't matter your s your sex or anything, and I really think there should be penalties for men or women who cry sexual abuse and it didn't really happen to them. They're just trying to use that for some leverage or to gain um sympathy or or to tell a story virally that didn't happen.

SPEAKER_01: 15:40

The penalties should be set in stone. I agree 100%. I mean, you do this, it gets this. It shouldn't matter if it's a older woman doing it to a younger boy or a young man that's in a minor or a male doing it to. I mean, I have to admit, in my mind, it does seem just a little bit different, even if it's morally that I don't know, it just it seems different. Like an older woman seducing a 16 or 17-year-old dude. I know this sounds crazy, but it doesn't seem near as bad as an older dude trying to do something to a younger woman. Why why do why do people think that?

SPEAKER_00: 16:22

Not in my head.

SPEAKER_01: 16:22

It's just as it's just as well I agree, I agree, it's just as bad, but I mean some people think like that. I think it's like indirectly like society, like society. I mean, like, and you know, from an early age, it seems like boys are chasing, chasing the sex and the women, and then so it I don't know. It just it's a fucked up deal. Let us know what you think on the Facebook on that aspect. It's kind of a weird thing to think about, but yeah, it does seem a little bit different, even though it shouldn't, it should at all. In today's time and ages, it really shouldn't, especially when you got these fucking teachers out here, fucking students.

SPEAKER_00: 17:02

I just came across a story the other day of this um cheer mom. She was doing all these her daughters, 15-year-old friends that were boys, she got sentenced to I don't know, I think 26 years. She was sending like Snapchats of her in the bathtub from like her belly button up, and her daughter testified at her hearing and was like, give her the maximum. Damn. That had that would have to be so embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01: 17:39

Oh, for your mom to be doing that to the boys in your school and shit. Yes.

SPEAKER_00: 17:43

And then because you know everybody's talking about it. Can't no kid keep it secret. You know they're going to going back to school.

SPEAKER_01: 17:50

Oh, your mama's a he is no. You know they're saying that that would be fucked up, man.

SPEAKER_00: 17:55

Yeah, I felt sorry for that poor girl. That had to be so humiliating.

SPEAKER_01: 17:59

I'll be trying to move out of state to change my name.

SPEAKER_00: 18:02

On other news, Trinity Shockley was sentenced yesterday, which it was really sad being there for that. It really was. I guess you gotta take everything into perspective and um but she had it rough as a little kid, man. And it would I They handed it, they handed it to her.

SPEAKER_01: 18:25

She's gonna do what, a decade or twelve years in the pen?

SPEAKER_00: 18:28

Yeah, but hopefully, you know, she can go through rehabilitation. And I they said that she was very, very intelligent, and um, but mentally she was struggling, you know. She had her well, first she got hit by a drunk driver in 2022.

SPEAKER_01: 18:48

If you guys haven't heard about Trinity Shockley, she's the the young girl that planned the Valentine's Day murder, shooting, massacre, slash whatever, at the Mooresville School.

SPEAKER_00: 18:59

High school.

SPEAKER_01: 19:00

It's consolidation, yeah. Go back and check out that episode. It's Trinity Shockley, it's way back when, but it's a good story. She just now got sentenced, so that episode was probably about a year ago.

SPEAKER_00: 19:10

Yeah, I wouldn't have wouldn't I wouldn't have wouldn't have been the judge in that sentencing position because it's all really about distress discretion.

SPEAKER_01: 19:20

You you have to weigh the safety of the community with this the safety of the perpetrator or defendant and you kind of have to weigh what the community's gonna think about you too, because you you fuck up and do a little bit less here, a little bit more there, than fucking people just upright and start bitching about shit.

SPEAKER_00: 19:42

I never realized, you know, how tough these decisions can be going into um these court hearings and everything that's gotta be weighed, and it it's all about discretion. But yeah, so she got 12 years. Um Didn't you kind of say though the judge like left the door open for, you know, if maybe a modification if she's doing what she's supposed to or if she's doing a good she didn't say that she was giving her one, but she said that you know, she would kind of leave the door open if she's rehabilitated.

SPEAKER_01: 20:18

This girl ran through it though. Yeah, well she got ran over by a drunk driver and fucked her up pretty decent.

SPEAKER_00: 20:23

She was getting on the school bus, and plus she was bullied at school, and she said after her accident, the kids would call her speed bump and parking cone. And then after that, her mom passed away of an overdose, and this all happened with like in a matter of two to three years.

SPEAKER_01: 20:43

No wonder she was fucked up.

SPEAKER_00: 20:45

And then she was trying to get mental health treatment at the school, but she couldn't get a parent's signature to be able to go forward with whatever she was trying to do, and um, she just really didn't have no help. She had said that allegedly the money she got from the insurance settlement where she got hit by a drunk driver, um, she really didn't get any of that went to her father.

SPEAKER_01: 21:12

And I was just so sad. I hope she's doing a lot better.

SPEAKER_00: 21:16

Yeah, she seemed to be the the judge even said, you know, she was in a drastically different place now than what she was mentally whenever she first came in. But let's just thank God nobody got hurt and the police, you know, stopped it if it was gonna happen. She said she was just talking shit. Um, but you never know. You you never know. So thank God the police and the resource officers and all that were there to prevent something bad from really happening, but you still have to take accountability for those actions.

SPEAKER_01: 21:54

Anyway, on a lighter note, so we have uh a Duncan Donuts heist. Let's hear about that shit.

SPEAKER_00: 22:02

A multi-state burglary spree, and this happened, you know, around four counties around New Jersey, New York, around in there. So 24-year-old uh Mr. Bowman was arrested after allegedly breaking into 15 duck and donut stores from mid-December 2024 through early 2025. But the final raid and charges hit on November 24th. He was caught on security camps prying open doors and windows between 1 and 3 a.m. He targeted the cash registers, safe boxes, he netted thousands in petty cash and snacks.

SPEAKER_01: 22:48

I'm glad you said snacks because I was sitting here thinking, man, this dude broke into Dunkin' Donuts and didn't even steal none of that coffee. That's how they know it wouldn't have been you.

SPEAKER_00: 22:57

Oh yeah, I would have had the cold brew coffee.

SPEAKER_01: 23:00

Oh, yeah, we could have broken to 15 of those Dunkin' Donuts things. It probably would have saved me a couple hundred thousand dollars within the next 10 years. Them Dunkins, boy, they'd be in my pocketbook.

SPEAKER_00: 23:09

Sometimes they're just too much. They get make me like feel like I'm dying. My heart's racing and everything else. I'm like, God, what are they putting this shit?

SPEAKER_01: 23:20

I'm glad you I'd rather you drink the uh Duncan than you you get on that Starbucks, boy. You'd be bouncing off the freaking walls.

SPEAKER_00: 23:28

I know, right?

SPEAKER_01: 23:31

I wonder if dude like smoked a joint, was like, man, fuck it. I need some donuts. Holy shit. Hey, did you hear about the slender man stabber escaping from her? I guess she wasn't in prison. She was in like a halfway house with like a GPS monitor on, like the slender man. Remember the the slender man?

SPEAKER_00: 23:54

Yeah, and the two girls. Um, her name was Morgan Geiser along with Anissa Weir. And what they they were like 12 years old, and they wanted to kill their friend to appease Slender Man like Wisconsin.

SPEAKER_01: 24:15

They were like on the school bus and they were staring off into the woods and saying, Oh, fucking Slender Man's out there, and Slender Man is just a fabrication of some bullshit, like imagination. Yeah, imagination. If we kill somebody and offer our friend to Slender Man, then he won't come and kill us. I never got the Slender Man bullshit. But she escaped. She was 22 years old at the time that she escaped, and the shit happened in 2014.

SPEAKER_00: 24:46

So she was thir twelve, she was 12 years old when it happened, 1213 probably when she went to trial.

SPEAKER_01: 24:52

That's why she was at a group home with only a GPS bracelet on because she was 12 when the crime occurred, obviously.

SPEAKER_00: 24:58

I think she had some major diagnosis. So, anyway, today she waived extradition in Illinois court because they caught him around a truck stop outside of Chicago. I guess um now she's heading back to Wisconsin and she's facing escape charges, and then she was caught with a 43-year-old man, and he's also charged with aiding and abetting. So I bet that was scary for the victim.

SPEAKER_01: 25:29

I bet it was too a little 12-year-old girl and your 12-year-old friends just attacking you with a show.

SPEAKER_00: 25:36

How does a 12-year-old get to that point, do you think? Is it it's in this, it's like they're radicalized through this stuff that they watch?

SPEAKER_01: 26:30

I don't know. I I I when I was 12, everybody was still kids. Now it seems like 12-year-olds are done reached puberty for three or four years and just know everything. Know every fucking thing. It's the internet and the rap music. Every time I say that, I just feel like an old dude. It's the internet and the radio.

SPEAKER_00: 26:53

Remember when the radio was the devil when we were kids? Like I can't even watch MTV. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 26:58

That damn guns and roses, you're gonna smoke pot and drive while suspended. Yeah, I do remember that. And I was like, you know, we were always like that music ain't gonna hurt nothing. I wonder if they feel that way today. But I listened to some of the shit they listen to today and some of the shit that they have access on on the internet, and I'm like, fuck that. My kids are not checking that shit out. It's it's definitely different, I guess.

SPEAKER_00: 27:25

Do you ever go back and listen to some of the shit you listened to when you're kids and thinking, oh my god, you know, my parents really realized I was listening to this shit.

SPEAKER_01: 27:33

Yeah, like NWA and shit like that. Yeah. I yeah, I do, unfortunately. But I still listen to NWA.

SPEAKER_00: 27:42

So, what's another news clip we have for today?

SPEAKER_01: 27:46

I was reading some shit. There's a Florida man, um, a classic, a 45-year-old tried to rob a vape shop with a live alligator under his arm as an intimidation tool. And the alligator ended up biting his ass instead. Then the cops figured it out and they tased him and they arrested him. And uh, yeah, he was trying to go in there and sick his pet alligator on the dudes and get him some free vapes.

SPEAKER_00: 28:11

Give me all your vapes, or I'm sicking my alligator on you.

SPEAKER_01: 28:14

Yeah, he was probably blowing vape smoke in the alligator's face, and when the alligator figured out what he was trying to do, he turned around, bit his own ass.

SPEAKER_00: 28:23

Sound like he smoked some PCP for even having that damn thing. Alligator's got me. This is my weapon.

SPEAKER_01: 28:29

Could you imagine sitting at home and needing a vape and having a pet alligator? I'm like, fuck it, man. I'm gonna take this alligator and sick him on the vape dudes. And Florida's an open carry state, too, I think.

SPEAKER_00: 28:42

Yeah, I mean, I'd hate to see somebody stick an alligator on me. I can't even imagine it. I'd be like, what the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_01: 28:52

So the dude in Florida is trying to rob a vape shop with an alligator. But in Houston, Texas, echoing earlier 2025 weirdness, an embalmer was re-arrested for body tampering after sneaking gold teeth from candavers for a black market grill collection. The November 24 hearing went viral for its grotesque details. Dude was still in gold teeth and then making grills and probably trying to sell them on you know the web for get your grills.

SPEAKER_00: 29:26

I wonder if I would like to ask somebody if it that has a grill or where's a grill, if they would be pissed to know that that was some gold teeth.

SPEAKER_01: 29:34

Yeah, I bet there's some rappers, rappers over there right now looking through the teeth saying, damn, I hope this shit didn't come out of some dude's mouth.

SPEAKER_00: 29:43

That would be so disgusting.

SPEAKER_01: 29:44

Don't they like just wrap the gold around a uh a regular tooth? So was dude taking the gold off of the tooth or taking the fucking tooth tooth root at all?

SPEAKER_00: 29:53

I don't know. I have no idea how it's how a grill is done or made or the gold teeth or yeah.

SPEAKER_01: 30:01

It's a good thing people in funerals like have their mouth closed. That's probably how you could get away with it. You know what I mean? Yank them all, shut the lid. I think they actually glue the eyelids and the mouth shut, maybe. That's kind of fucked up, but really, I think so.

SPEAKER_00: 30:16

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01: 30:18

Gold is up, though. It's like four thousand dollars an ounce, so dude is probably making bank.

SPEAKER_00: 30:24

Yuck.

SPEAKER_01: 30:25

Well, check this shit out. Walmart Center in Mesa, in Arizona. Charles Chuck Smith, 32, filmed himself sneaking through the grocery aisle at 8 a.m., dousing strawberries and lettuce with cans of raid bug spray while no one. Watch this glow up or glow down. The video exploded on TikTok. He got a half a million views like overnight as the harmless troll, but shoppers spotted the residue, triggering evacuation and hazmat calls. He was ID'd via his own geo-tagged clip and turned himself in after doxing threats. He used organic produce to keep it echo friendly.

SPEAKER_00: 31:10

What?

SPEAKER_01: 31:11

Yeah, dude was videoing himself spraying fucking raid and bed bug spray.

SPEAKER_00: 31:17

That's so disappointed.

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On the strawberries and lettuce. But the funny thing is, is he thought it was real cool to make a fucking TikTok video out of it.

SPEAKER_00: 31:25

So he could go viral.

SPEAKER_01: 31:26

So it could go viral. He was turning a supermarket into biohazard for clouds.

SPEAKER_00: 31:33

Yeah, that could that's like poisoning people. That could really, really hurt people.

SPEAKER_01: 31:37

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00: 31:38

I hope that he hadn't been in there doing it before, uh, you know, and that's just see, that makes me not even want to buy fruit or vegetables at the grocery store. I just want to grow all my own.

SPEAKER_01: 31:51

Well, the dumbass is facing criminal mischief and endangerment charges. Walmart's also suing him for cleanup costs to the tune of about 15k.

SPEAKER_00: 32:01

Wow. What's up with that Campbell soup stuff?

SPEAKER_01: 32:04

Oh my God. I don't know. If you ain't heard about it, just pick up your phone and type in Campbell's soup, fake meat. They're saying that it's um it's 3D printed meat. They're saying all kinds of shit.

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I seen something like somebody who had recorded the CEO like talking shit about how the meat's bioengineered and that it's trash and they only that type of soup and shit like that's just for poor people, like degrading the customers, degrading the food. I fucking love Campbell's soup too.

SPEAKER_01: 32:41

That's like medicine. Like your grandma used to give you like Campbell's chicken and noodle soup when you were sick and shit.

SPEAKER_00: 32:48

Well, good thing that you don't have to eat chicken noodle soup anymore, and I make you homemade chicken noodle soup.

SPEAKER_01: 32:54

Surely to God, Campbell's. I that would just blow my mind. That would that'd be like telling me my grandma fucking 3D'd meat and put it in her chip.

SPEAKER_00: 33:02

3D'd meat.

SPEAKER_01: 33:03

You can't 3D meat. That's what they're saying. They that they're 3D printing.

SPEAKER_00: 33:08

Come on.

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I know. They'd have to fucking have a 3D printer running like non-stop. They sell Campbell's soup all over the world.

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Speaking of Thanksgiving, we got two more days until Thanksgiving. Two more days. And then all you get to go be around your amazing family members whom half you hate and half you love.

SPEAKER_01: 33:30

Or you half hate them and half love them.

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Yeah.

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So we hope you guys have a happy Thanksgiving.

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And you're gonna get the daily detour, which is kind of a daily dose of some, you know, on the spot news type shit. We'll talk about it, joke about it, be serious about it.

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