Three Generations Tackle Outrageous Would-You-Rathers And Why Their Answers Actually Make Sense S:2E:21

Ever catch yourself wondering would you rather do this....or THAT? This is the question today with different scenarios, but that's only after Jane gets past the alarming realization that her nose is getting bigger!!! 

So get ready! Jane's questions were so unsettling that even Bobbi and Dr. Domain found them repulsive - a perfect, if not disturbing, fit for the shows dark theme and makes everyone wonder: Are they even related?

The conversation swings from style signals (pajamas in public or never comb your hair) to relationship realities (bad in bed or bad credit), and then into brainy superpowers (x-ray vision versus speed-reading with photographic memory). When the trio tackle fluency in every human language versus the ability to talk to animals, the tradeoffs sharpen: connection, power, empathy, and the burden of knowing too much.

Yes, we venture into the gross-out gauntlet—airport handrails, discarded pads, and other nightmare fuel—but each scenario becomes a quick lesson in risk math, control, and the limits of disgust. We even test identity: would you rather be an unknown hero or a famous villain with a plan to break bad systems for good? The final curveball—lose your hearing or your right arm—grounds the banter in empathy, accessibility, and the ways we rebuild life after loss.

Come for the chaos; stay for the clarity. You’ll laugh, cringe, and probably yell your answers at the speakers. Then we want to hear from you: send your best Would You Rather—fun, gross, or wildly philosophical—to boomerandgenxer@gmail.com. If you enjoy the show, follow, rate, and share it with a friend who loves a good dilemma. Your pick: which line would you never cross?

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:05

Welcome everyone to today's show. A boomer and a Gen X are walking to a bar, coming to you from the Rabbit Run studio, where you, as our listener, will experience some wit wisdom, some smart assary, and a mother and a daughter questioning, are we even related? My name is Bobby Joy, and my co-host is my mom Jane. And for the next little bit, we're here to entertain you today. How are you doing, mom?

Do Noses Really Get Bigger

SPEAKER_01 0:31

I think I'm doing okay, but you know what? I started noticing something recently. And I wonder if you guys have the same experience or if any of our listeners have this experience or not. It's really quite baffling, I must say. And it's really quite alarming to me. But I've noticed that my nose is getting bigger.

SPEAKER_00 0:54

Did you know that you can happen with age?

SPEAKER_01 0:57

So hello. So I'm like, well, from a baby maybe to an adult, but why is it growing now? I mean, I don't even get it. What's up with that?

SPEAKER_02 1:12

I think your ears, I think your ears grow too.

SPEAKER_01 1:15

I don't know about my ears. Don't really care about my ears. And you know, if Dr. Domain's grew a little bit, maybe he could hear me a little better, but I think that's just really selective right there. I don't think it has any. But what?

SPEAKER_02 1:29

What'd you say?

SPEAKER_01 1:30

What?

SPEAKER_02 1:31

Huh?

SPEAKER_01 1:31

What have you? I mean, Bobby, you know, it's not like you're a spring chicken either. Have you noticed that your nose is getting bigger? Have you noticed Dr. Domain?

SPEAKER_02 1:42

Have I noticed Bobby's nose getting bigger? No, I haven't.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

It's like her face. You know, I always got made fun of by my sibling um because she always said my nose was gigantic. So if it is growing.

SPEAKER_01 1:57

I don't think your nose is gigantic, but I have noticed and I thought, gosh, is what's going on here? So every morning I kind of do this massage, you know, yoga thing on my nose. I swear to God, I do.

SPEAKER_00 2:12

So it's like just let it happen.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

No, no. So it's it's like I do this massage thing where I'm trying to squeeze it back to not being wide. And so I had to look this up. Now, you're not gonna tell me some of our listeners haven't had the same, I mean, thought the same thing. Because the older we get, and I don't care if you're male or female, the older we get, our nose get our nose gets bigger.

SPEAKER_00 2:39

Well, I think that's why our eyesight goes bad too, so we don't notice that.

SPEAKER_02 2:46

It's all due to gravity.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

Well, you know what? You you're not a far off. You're not you're not a far off there, Mr. Mr. I think you're far a more shit.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

So it's I think we lived on the moon, you'd your ears would be fine and your nose would be just the way it was when you were.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

My nose would be up in the air. What?

SPEAKER_02 3:04

If you were on the moon, right? Well, no gravity the gravity.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

Well, you know.

SPEAKER_01 3:12

Anyway, I had to look it up, and apparently your nose appears bigger because the cartilage inside your nose weakens. Now, my nose has been broken at least three times, and um, playing softball horses, you know, that sort of thing. And so it says the cartilage weakens and your skin loses elasticity because you know, you lose collagen over time. And gravity causes the tip to droop, making it look larger and more prominent rather than the nose actually growing larger after maturity. Now, there's some people who are who have conflicting information related to this because they're saying no, it really does grow because that cartilage gets thick and fat. And so it makes your nose grow fatter.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

Oh my god. Have you not noticed people? Are we going somewhere with this? Because like the way that I pressed my face against the window should counteract that. Oh my god, all the time.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

No, it was just very bothersome to me. And I thought I would bring it up today. Goodness sakes, can't I just mention something?

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Just fix it. Go become an astronaut or something.

SPEAKER_01 4:24

Yeah, go see a surgeon, I guess. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Just tape it like, just tape it pig like every night with some scotch tape.

Setting Up Would You Rather

SPEAKER_01 4:32

Well, I don't think I want it pig like either. Okay, thank you very much. Um, so that made me also think about the topic for today, uh, which is kind of would you rather? So would you rather? So we're gonna give you some instances on would you rather? And I want our listeners to think about this too. And we want to hear from you because we want to know what your thoughts are on some things, and I have kind of a sick mind, and so does so does Bobby. And Dr. Domains is always very logical and weird. So uh I always said that the IT people and engineers are in a world all their own. So we'll see what he comes up with. But anyway, would you rather? So, do you want me to start it off, Bob?

Breath Vs Body Odor

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Um, yeah, if you want, because I mean, I know you know this was a big thing back when actually here, let me start it off. This was a big thing not too long ago, where people were like, Would you rather um get attacked by a regular size horse a hundred times or a hundred horses that are like little dog size, just one time each?

SPEAKER_01 5:37

I would take the hundred once.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

You think so?

SPEAKER_01 5:40

Yeah, what would you do?

SPEAKER_00 5:41

I don't know. I I think I'd take the whole horse because I mean yeah, a hundred times, though.

SPEAKER_01 5:47

Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't do that. No, a horse is 1,200 pounds, if not more. And so I would take the little ponies that are dog size, and it would be like puppies just running over you at once. So, yeah, I mean, come on. Anyways, yeah, so what do you got? So here's my first one. We'll see where this one goes. So I'm gonna ask you about your forever partner now. That could be a spouse, that could be your person that you are desperately in love with. So it's not somebody that you're gonna leave, okay, for this. You can't leave them for this. You're gonna stay with them. But would you rather that they have really bad breath or really bad body odor? And they can't do anything about either one, they can't bathe and get rid of it, they can't brush your teeth and get rid of it. And this is like so. Would you rather have your your partner have bad breath or bad body odor? This is gonna be a tough one because okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

Uh I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go with breath.

SPEAKER_01 6:54

Okay, tell me why.

SPEAKER_00 6:56

Uh because they can shut up for the next 20 years.

SPEAKER_01 6:59

Oh my goodness. Well, you know what? I thought the same thing. I thought the same thing. I thought, well, I could stand behind them, or I could tell them, you know, when they don't kiss me. Don't kiss me. When you go to talk, you know, talk with your face facing the other way.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

Or put your hand in front of your mouth.

SPEAKER_01 7:18

Yeah, or something. With body odor, man, you you're kind of doomed. And that's all of it. That's all that going on. So I don't think I would want the body odor.

SPEAKER_02 7:26

Do you still have bad? Oh, so it'd be bad breath then.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

Bad breath.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

So yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

Did you just ask me, do I still have bad breath?

SPEAKER_02 7:35

No, do you still have the same effect? What do you mean? If you breathe through your nose.

SPEAKER_01 7:39

You know, I don't know. I don't think so. I don't know. That's a good question. I think you have some. You would have to coming up through your nasal passages, right? You would still have some smell coming out of you, but nevertheless, you have to choose bad breath or body odor. What would you choose, Dr. Domain?

SPEAKER_02 7:57

I I would I would do the bad breath.

SPEAKER_01 7:59

So that's three. Three for bad breath, please. We'll take a table for three. Okay. Um, would you rather be with someone who wears their pajamas in public all the time or never combs their hair when they have hair?

SPEAKER_02 8:16

I was just thinking, talking about bad breath, I was trying to figure out what it was. If he did one of these like red gag balls, like they had in pulp fiction.

SPEAKER_01 8:26

No, and they breathe around it. It makes it right. They'd breathe around it. He's making up gag balls too. I didn't think oh my god. I didn't think you could. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Well, these have holes in them.

Pajamas In Public Or Wild Hair

SPEAKER_01 8:38

You wouldn't want one that's see, you wouldn't want that anyway. So we've moved on.

SPEAKER_02 8:43

Three ball.

SPEAKER_01 8:45

Three ball. Three holes.

SPEAKER_02 8:48

Isn't that the one that's red? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

I don't know. We're moving on. Okay, so would you rather be with someone that wears their PJs in public all the time? I mean, doesn't matter where they go, they wear PJs, pajamas, not just, you know, crappy pants like they do at Walmart. This is full-fledged pajamas, or that they never ever comb their hair. Which would you rather have? And that's uh that's assuming they have hair, Dr. Domain.

SPEAKER_00 9:15

Pajamas.

SPEAKER_01 9:16

I would probably take the pajamas too. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

There's some really cool pajamas.

SPEAKER_01 9:20

There's some cute pajamas out there. What did you get for Christmas, Bobby?

SPEAKER_00 9:24

Oh, I got a uh Bucky's onesie pajama thing. And yeah, I have to wear that everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 9:30

I have worn it out in public. We were in uh, where were we? Savannah or Tybee Island? I think it was Tybee Island, wouldn't it? Tybee. And we took the dogs for a walk, and I said, I'm wearing my Bucky's jammies, my one, my one piece. And we walked up and down the street.

SPEAKER_02 9:45

Went to the ice cream shop.

SPEAKER_01 9:47

Went to the ice cream shop and everything. Yes. This is your mother. Well, I mean, I have this is your mother.

SPEAKER_00 9:52

I have that Lilo and Stitch onesie pajamas that I wear. I wear it on the motorcycle and everything. So I mean, like, I'm not embarrassed about that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:00

Yeah. So I would take that too. What would you take, Dr. Domain? Would you take they don't comb their hair? He's going, Well, you don't comb your hair.

SPEAKER_02 10:09

I have hair, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

I know. I know you do a little bit there. There's two of them. Anyway, what would you pick? What would I do for your person?

SPEAKER_02 10:20

I would want them to wear pajamas.

SPEAKER_01 10:24

Yeah.

Browser History Or Texts Exposed

SPEAKER_02 10:25

Because I think if you're not combing your hair, it's going to lead to other things. Like you're going to get some skanky scalp or something. It's going to turn into some disease.

SPEAKER_00 10:34

Skanky scalp. I think that's the disease is skanky scalp.

SPEAKER_02 10:39

And then for for date night, we just go to Walmart.

SPEAKER_00 10:42

SSD. Skanky scalp. Okay. Okay. I've got one. Okay. This is kind of for the younger than Boomer generation. Okay. Um, because honestly, I I already know your answer, but um, would you rather have your browser history leaked to your parents or your text messages published in a newspaper?

SPEAKER_01 11:09

Oh man. I mean, even for us. I always say, man, something happens to me, don't let my kid see my phone. Your browser published, you said?

SPEAKER_00 11:19

No, your browser history leaked to your parents.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

Okay. Can you change it?

SPEAKER_00 11:23

So, like my like my browser kids or something.

SPEAKER_01 11:26

Can I give it okay? So I could give it to my kids. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 11:30

Or having your text messages published in a newspaper.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

I would take the browser to my kids because my kids would just they they wouldn't look at they would die laughing and they would just go that yeah, that's my mom. What would you do, Bobby?

SPEAKER_00 11:45

I would have to say browser history to my parents because it's mainly like stuff we research for the podcast and serial killer stuff.

SPEAKER_01 11:54

I was gonna say, you're kind of an open book anyway.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

I mean, my my text messages, on the other hand, I mean, there could be some uh yeah, there could be some bad stuff there.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

But you're pretty much an open book when it comes to stuff. And it's like even in on holidays, it's like, could somebody just shut her up? Honestly, she's making us lose our appetite. What about you?

SPEAKER_00 12:17

I think a lot of it is just like me trying to figure out if I'm using words right or spelling them right.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

Because your mom is a grammar queen and she does catch that stuff. Yeah. What would you what would you think, Dr. Domain?

SPEAKER_02 12:34

Well, it's kind of a kids.

SPEAKER_01 12:36

This would have to go to your kids because your parents are gone just like text messages?

SPEAKER_02 12:40

Text messages to your I'd probably do that.

SPEAKER_01 12:43

No, the text messages go to the newspaper. Oh they're published. Or your browser.

SPEAKER_02 12:49

That's kind of 50-50. It's not really I mean uh pick one. You gotta pick one. My browser history would go to my kids.

SPEAKER_01 12:57

Your kids.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

Oh, yeah, that's fine. I wouldn't do that. I mean, that doesn't matter. I mean, but I did look up some pretty crazy stuff the other night. We were watching uh, we're getting into breaking bad, and so I'm like, Googling how much does 200 pounds of meth cost? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:10

So he's looking up all this meth stuff, and I said, you know, I'm not sure I'd be looking that up on my phone. And well, you go into private browsing. I I don't know. I don't know. Even on even on some of those murder mysteries, I'm looking up how long does a body last in a cooler, you know. I mean if if somebody came after me, it's like, uh, why was she looking up uh how long a body lasts underneath the front porch? I don't know. As long as there's uh you know cool air coming in. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

Um would I be dead when all this happened?

SPEAKER_01 13:46

Yeah. No?

SPEAKER_02 13:48

Yes or no?

SPEAKER_01 13:49

No.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

Oh no. Oh, see, maybe that changes things. Maybe you thought you were dead.

SPEAKER_01 13:53

No, I'd still have the same thing. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

If I publish stuff on the newspaper, that'd be fun. Oh, yeah. All your text messages.

SPEAKER_01 14:00

Your text messages?

SPEAKER_02 14:01

Yeah. Going how far back to the beginning of time or what?

SPEAKER_00 14:05

I guess as as long as you know it it keeps data type of thing.

SPEAKER_01 14:11

Okay, here's the next one. You ready, listeners? Would you rather have someone and this now? This is not like you got a choice. This person is your person, and you are terribly in love with them. You're never gonna give them up. Oh god. Would you rather have someone who is horrible in bed or someone ha who has horrible credit crickets right here because we're all dead.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

Well, I'm I'm kinda I'm kinda debating because I mean there I could because like you know, you can take care of yourself both ways if you have good credit yourself, and you know after if they're horrible in bed, you just dismiss them and you do your own thing.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

It's like I can get there quicker anyway. Oh, I shouldn't have said that on the air. Um just kidding. Just kidding. What would you do, Dr. Domain?

SPEAKER_02 15:12

Uh credit.

SPEAKER_01 15:13

You would take somebody with bad credit?

SPEAKER_02 15:15

Yeah, I'm self-sufficient. I don't care about their credit.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

Okay. But they're with you forever. This is your lifelong partner.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

I mean, honestly, I'm with him. Yeah, I would I would have to go with credit because I already have everything that I need or want or I like I I'm so I am self-sufficient there.

SPEAKER_01 15:40

So yeah, I mean we're gonna have to do a do a show on on oh, I'm not even gonna say it right now. But um so okay, so you would take somebody with bad credit instead of somebody who's really bad in bed. I would take someone with bad credit too, uh, primarily because I feel like I could clean their credit up, you know, somehow. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 16:05

Somehow you gotta clean up the bedroom routine.

X-Ray Vision Or Perfect Memory

SPEAKER_01 16:07

I you know, if they're really bad in bed and you can't, I mean, come on, some of that you you're kind of like, can't do anything with you. Okay, here's a good one, Bobby. Would you rather, and this is you, not your person. This is you. Would you rather be able to see through stuff or be a speed reader with a photographic memory?

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Um probably see through stuff because I read really fast already, but I mean my memory is kind of crap right now because my concussion. But I think I'd rather be able to see through stuff. Oh, but then again, why oh, there's stuff I don't want to control. So here's what we're trying to do. Can I control it?

SPEAKER_01 16:45

Well, I mean, you I guess I don't know. I mean, yeah, because you could control reading and stuff too, but you could see through stuff like see through walls, see through clothes, see through, you know, trees, see through, you know, whatever, whatever it is. Uh yeah, I would guess you would be able to control it because I would think that you could control, you know, when you're reading and when you're photographic memory. Of course, photographic memory, you don't always have control over that.

SPEAKER_00 17:12

I would say if I can control what I, you know, when I can see through things, I'd do the see-through thing.

SPEAKER_01 17:18

What would you do, Dr. Domain? Speed.

SPEAKER_02 17:20

Speed read.

SPEAKER_01 17:21

Speed read? Yeah, me too. I want a photographic memory. I want to remember everything, and I want to be able to speed read. I know. I can't even remember my my passwords. I'm like standing at the door today trying to get in, and I go, What's our password? And then he goes, Oh, you're gonna have to disconnect the the alarm system for the house. And I go, what's the code? And he's like, Oh my gosh, you know, it's whatever.

SPEAKER_00 17:48

I don't I don't think I'd ever want a photographic memory because a photographic memory you can't really control. You have a photograph of every event in your life, good and bad. Yeah. I I I think that a lot of bad things happen and you don't remember them because that's your brain's way of protecting you. Yeah, I don't think I would want to get rid of that.

SPEAKER_01 18:07

I just think it'd be cool to be sitting in court and having somebody recite something and you go, no, on page 362, and the second paragraph it reads blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And that's how, you know. I mean, I think that would be kind of cool. I don't know.

Talk To Animals Or Master Every Language

SPEAKER_00 18:21

Um, okay. I got I got one. I got a fun one. All right. Okay. Would you rather be able to communicate with non-human animals or have a life?

SPEAKER_01 18:35

Any animal you're talking about. You're talking about non-humans.

SPEAKER_02 18:38

Yeah, not the human animals. Not the humans.

SPEAKER_01 18:40

Yeah, animals are, I mean, humans are animals.

unknown 18:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

Um, rovers are human now.

SPEAKER_01 18:46

Not non-humans.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

So be able to converse with animals that are not humans. Uh-huh. Or would you rather have a lifelong fluency in every language that humans speak?

SPEAKER_01 19:00

Oh man, that's a good one right there.

SPEAKER_00 19:04

This one's hard for me.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

Because I don't like people. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 19:10

I'd rather talk to animals.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

I know, me too. But you're gonna get in fights with animals too. Even, you know, you got some bear out in your front yard and you're going, hey, and he's going, screw you. What's your name?

SPEAKER_00 19:24

Or the fucking squirrels that run in front of your car and they're like, hey, screw you, asshole. You know, and it's like, you're the idiot that ran out in front of me.

SPEAKER_01 19:34

And you now you're talking to him and you can't help it. Um I would probably take uh what was the second option?

SPEAKER_00 19:42

Uh lifelong fluency in every language.

SPEAKER_01 19:45

I'm taking every language. I'm taking the lifelong fluency in every language. That's what I'm taking. Yeah. Because that even includes sign language, and that includes anything historical, you know, so I could read everything from way back. Yeah. No, like dead languages. Yeah, I'm taking that. What are you taking, Doc?

SPEAKER_02 20:05

I would do the languages. Yeah. I would love to be able to read Aramic and Latin and all those things. And then you go to like a restaurant, you know, if they're talking smack about you.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

Right. You go get your nails done. Why you why your nails are so bad? Why why you do this? Yeah, dang, what what happened to you? Um yeah, and then they start talking about it.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

No, actually, when they speak their language. No, no, I know. Not when this white woman's trying to impersonate them.

SPEAKER_01 20:34

What would you do?

SPEAKER_02 20:36

I want to know if they spit my fried rice. I know. You know, I know.

SPEAKER_01 20:39

So, Bobby, what would you do?

SPEAKER_00 20:41

I would, like I said, it's tough because I don't like talking to humans, but to know the language, I think would be imperative. I I would, and plus, I don't want to know what my dog is thinking about. She's stupid. Like that would bring down my IQ level.

Burps Or Farts Forever

SPEAKER_01 20:58

Okay, so we agree on that. Okay, so okay, here's a good one. Would you, and this has to do with your lifelong partner again.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

So the would you God, why did you look up all these with partners?

SPEAKER_01 21:10

I didn't look up any of these. I was writing these down off the top of my head last night. So, um, would you rather have someone that you can't get rid of um who constantly burps stinky bilches or someone who constantly farts stinky farts? God, I do both. I know. That's why we won't let you near us. It's like, is she coming for for the holidays? We might want to eat before she gets here. Um, what would you rather have? Somebody who constantly burps stinky bilches, or someone who constantly farts stinky farts.

SPEAKER_00 21:46

Like define constantly. Like let's say five minutes.

SPEAKER_01 21:50

Yeah, let's say that. Once every five minutes. Every day, all day long, the rest of your life.

SPEAKER_00 21:57

Every belches.

SPEAKER_01 22:00

Okay. What are you going with, Doc? Well, I you know she already I already have one and she farts all the time.

SPEAKER_02 22:08

Well, I look I look back at all the bad odors of my life, and I would say more of them come from the butthole than the cake hole. So I'm gonna go with Burt's belches.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

I would probably go with belches too for that same reason. I would be shoving peppermint you know mints in their mouth and going here, take this.

SPEAKER_02 22:30

I don't know, but it's another case for the red gagball.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Oh my gosh. Would you quit looking that stuff up? He's got it on his screen over here, Bob.

SPEAKER_02 22:39

They have them in spearmint flavor.

Nails Off Or Skin Shaved

SPEAKER_01 22:41

They oh my gosh, in spearmint flavor. Okay. Here's here's one. Ooh. Would you rather have your fingernails pulled off or have the top layer of the skin on your arms shaved off?

SPEAKER_00 22:57

Skin.

SPEAKER_02 22:59

I don't know. Why? Because they grow back? Or is there a loop? Is there a loophole here?

SPEAKER_01 23:05

They're both painful, man, and they're gonna be painful for a long time. I think once your nails grow back, it's a done deal. Once your skin is off, it's like you can't go out. It's only the top layer. Don't your nails grow back though? Yeah, but it's I mean, that top layer, it isn't like, oh, I'm gonna buff it with, you know, a little, what do they call them? Those little scrunchies in the shower. No, I'm talking about cutting your whole first layer of skin off to where it's burned off.

SPEAKER_00 23:31

First of all, it's a loofah. That's what you use in the shower. Okay, whatever. And second of all, it's only the top layer. You know how how thin the top layer of your skin is? I I lose it all the time.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

Okay. There is a loophole. I that's just getting to it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

Yeah. I wasn't talking about it. Um figures. Figures.

SPEAKER_02 23:52

Like just that little tiny layer.

SPEAKER_01 23:54

Yeah. I mean, it doesn't even affect my tattoos, really, if I was thinking that wasn't what I was thinking. So thanks you guys for ruining that for me. I really appreciate it.

Unknown Hero Or Famous Villain

SPEAKER_00 24:06

Okay, I got one. I got one.

SPEAKER_01 24:07

Okay, go ahead.

SPEAKER_00 24:09

Would you rather be an unknown superhero or a famous villain?

SPEAKER_01 24:15

Unknown superhero. Clark Kent. Yeah. Batman.

SPEAKER_02 24:31

Lois Lane.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

Lois Lane was no one.

SPEAKER_02 24:33

No, she was not a superhero.

SPEAKER_00 24:35

She was a hero bunny. Wonder Woman.

SPEAKER_02 24:37

How's that? Wonder Woman.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

Help. Wonder Woman. Yeah. I suppose.

SPEAKER_02 24:41

Invisible jet.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

Yeah, I suppose. Supergirl. What was she called? Was she called Supergirl?

SPEAKER_00 24:47

Supergirl.

SPEAKER_01 24:47

Yeah. So most of them are unknown anyway. So I would take the superhero know them.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

You know, when they're in their superhero form, they know, oh, that's the Batman, but you would be completely unknown. They'd be like, who's this jackass?

SPEAKER_01 25:03

I know, but some people would look at you as a villain, and maybe you really aren't a villain, Ice. So I'm just saying that you'd be out there doing your job, maybe, and people are coming after you because they know who you are and where you are.

SPEAKER_00 25:17

I'd rather be a famous villain.

SPEAKER_01 25:19

Really?

SPEAKER_00 25:20

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

To hurt people? Just to be famous?

SPEAKER_00 25:27

Just to be famous? I could be a villain guy.

SPEAKER_01 25:32

Another loophole. Another loophole. Yeah. She's making up her. Okay. I'm glad I didn't give you this topic in advance because you're just making up your story as you go now.

SPEAKER_02 25:43

You got to tighten this up, Bobby.

SPEAKER_00 25:44

You can be a villain by erasing everybody's debt. You could be a villain by making free health care. You could be a villain by taking down the top three in the United States right now that run the country. Listen, there's ways to be villains that are not hurting people.

SPEAKER_01 26:01

Or you could put a fence up around Minneapolis. Oh, Jesus. Um there went all of our Minnesota listeners. We're not going to get anybody. Well, hey, no, that's we got a lot of Minnesota listeners that are not near Minnesota Minneapolis. So there you go.

SPEAKER_02 26:20

We love your lake. We love your lake. People not so much.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

Well, some no, there's a lot of people up there we love. Uh we have family up there. So, you know, we love them.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

You have family up there. You do too the hell, those people.

Naked Subway Or Hog Barn

SPEAKER_01 26:33

You do too. You are such a liar. Um, okay. Let's see. Okay. Here's another one. Would you rather have to sleep in a New York subway naked or sleep in a hog barn naked? What time of the year? Doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_00 26:52

Hog barn.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

What would you take?

SPEAKER_00 26:54

I pick the bear every time.

SPEAKER_01 26:55

What would you take?

SPEAKER_02 26:57

Hog barn.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

I'd take the hog barn too. Yeah, hog bar. I mean warmer. I mean, hogs can come up and and chew on you for sure. They can kill you. They can kill you.

SPEAKER_00 27:07

It doesn't say that you have to sleep with the hogs. It's just in the hog barn. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 27:12

Bobby, quit rewriting my questions. Oh my goodness. There's rafters. There's a lot of things. And there's bales of hay out there in that barn that you could get up on that the hogs can't get on. Or you can lay on the rail. I don't know.

Rom-Com With Enemies Or Horror With Friends

SPEAKER_00 27:30

Okay. Okay. Here's one. Here's one. Okay. Would you rather, and I you already know the answer to this one for me. Would you rather be trapped in a romantic comedy with your enemies or a horror movie with your friends?

SPEAKER_01 27:44

I'm taking the horror movie.

SPEAKER_00 27:46

100%.

SPEAKER_01 27:47

100%. Because I gotta tell you, in that, we are the villains, Bobby. Because there's I mean, seriously, you look around and you go, I'm pretty sure I can take these people out in a heartbeat in a horror movie.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

I wouldn't even be want to be in a romantic comedy with my friends. What about you, Doc? Absolutely excruciating.

SPEAKER_02 28:06

I don't know. I care so little about this. Um horror movie.

Airport Handrail Or Bloody Pad

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Then don't answer it. I'm moving on. All right. I'm moving on. Okay. This is gonna be gross. This one's really gonna be gross, and I'm just gonna tell you that right now. Uh, would you rather lick an entire handrail on the first floor at the Chicago airport or blow your nose with a discarded bloody cotex? Dr. Domain's going, I don't know what a co-tex is. This is gross. Everybody's going, that's pretty gross. That's a rain jacket. Yeah, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

That's what it is. Oh, that's cortex.

SPEAKER_01 28:50

Which would you rather do? Lick the handrail at the Chicago airport. Or have to blow your nose with a discarded bloody co-tex.

SPEAKER_02 29:05

Cotex for me.

unknown 29:08

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 29:09

I don't know. What do you think, Bob?

SPEAKER_00 29:12

I'm licking the handrail.

SPEAKER_01 29:14

I don't know. Man. If I had to pick. I only have to.

SPEAKER_00 29:19

I mean, granted, I mean, like, I can't really blow my nose, but if I could, I there's no way I'm putting my face in a bloody cotex.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

Either way, you're still talking about um, you know, not just germs, but you're talking about passing on pathogens somehow.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

Is it a new handrail?

Dog’s Butt Or Dead Person’s Face

SPEAKER_01 29:40

Has it just been clean? Was it while you were following the cleaning lady and she had, you know, the spray bottle out and new terminal at Chicago? I would have to probably go with the body cotex just because it's a one-time deal, and I don't have to follow somebody and her just go down and keep licking. I don't know. That's pretty gross. You're licking the handrail, Bobby?

SPEAKER_00 30:02

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:05

Oh, okay. Here's one. Would you rather kiss a dog's butthole after he just pooped or lick a dead person's face?

SPEAKER_02 30:13

I'm gonna censor her. Bobby, she's not allowed.

SPEAKER_00 30:17

Well, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say dead person. Um, yeah, but but it kind of depends on the amount of decomp. Are we talking like two months in the water? Are we talking a floater? Are we talking about it? See, you just can't take it, can you? You just can't take what I said I would take the dead person.

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Yeah. I would probably I would probably take the dog's butt.

SPEAKER_00 30:41

You're gonna kiss a dog's butt after they just pooped.

SPEAKER_02 30:43

I am. I think mama would want me to lick the dead person's face.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

You're trying to do Mr. Gain? Gain?

SPEAKER_02 30:53

I think Mama would like that.

SPEAKER_01 30:55

Ugh.

SPEAKER_02 30:56

Would you? I would do. You would lick the dead person's face? Probably, probably, you know. Yeah. That's not the first time it's happened, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

For some pretty gross. Yeah. Okay, here's my last gross one.

SPEAKER_00 31:09

It's gonna be your last one, period.

Lose Hearing Or Right Arm

SPEAKER_01 31:11

We're gonna get cut off. We're gonna get cut off. Um, people are going, we're not listening to this crap anymore. Um, would you rather maybe I could think of a clean one because this is really not good. Um would you rather I know.

SPEAKER_02 31:29

Choose wisely.

SPEAKER_01 31:30

Choose wisely. Would you rather lose your hearing or your right arm? Now, if you're a lefty, that's probably a pretty easy question. I would probably use lose my hearing because I'm losing it anyway.

SPEAKER_00 31:44

Yeah. I think, yeah, I think I would go with hearing.

SPEAKER_01 31:48

Yeah?

SPEAKER_00 31:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

What would you go with?

SPEAKER_02 31:51

Hearing.

SPEAKER_01 31:51

Yeah. It's too hard to to lose in a you know, an arm. It'd be hard to lose hearing, but it would be really hard. I mean, but people get by all the time, you know. I mean, they'd get by either way, right? Because you could you could um get a uh fake arm, you know, and there's a lot of people who have them now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:12

You know, or less Yeah, but I mean like if you lose your hearing, not only do you have, you know, ASL and things like that that you can learn, but you can feel sounds. So it's not like you're you're completely cut off from from that world, it's just different.

SPEAKER_01 32:29

Right, right. Well, I gotta tell you, I'm le I'm keeping this last one because it's pretty darn gross. And I think we already covered some gross ones. So we want to hear from our listeners. We want to hear your would you rather? And it could be a fun one, it could be a gross one, it could be a uh criminal one, even. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 32:50

Obviously, it can be a dirty one because that's what mom's over here doing.

Listener Challenge And Sign-Off

SPEAKER_01 32:55

You know where my mind was last night. So I think that's all we have for today. We appreciate you joining us here at the Rabbit Run Studio. Be sure to follow us. We look forward to spending time with you each week. Please look us up and like us. And if you have positive feedback or you have a topic that you'd like us to talk about, drop us a short email at boomerandgenxer at gmail.com. Now listen, we'll take negative feedback too. We just won't take hate mail because that's gonna go, you know, are you gonna lick that or are you gonna lick the handrail? I don't know. But we're not taking hate mail, but we do take suggestions and we do take your your feedback, and we love getting that. So anyway, until next week, I'm Jane Burt. And I'm Bobby Joy. And you're stuck with us. Peace out. Later.