6.Predator v predator & Sandwich origins

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00:00:00:00 - 00:00:23:22
Unknown
Welcome to Three Word Story, the podcast where we take three words from around the mass place using the app these three words and improve the shit out of a story today. Underwood story. Well, honestly, the first thing that popped into my head boss was was pickle and sausage. But aghast at what he just saw claimed. Look, she has a hand.

00:00:23:22 - 00:00:46:01
Unknown
Which that is a hand which right there. Oh, Dylan, how are you today, my dearest friend? It's been a while, as they say. Actually, yeah, it has been a while. I'm trying to think. Can we do it? Wasn't last week. In the weekend before? Yes. Yeah. And that still hasn't seen the light of day. We'll see if it does or not.

00:00:46:02 - 00:01:04:15
Unknown
I think it got so politically charged, people will know. But I guess by this, this point, whether it has or not, and whether you have been assassinated, by someone from South Africa. But we'll see that. We'll see if you have been assassinated. This time next week, this time on what a nice hook. Whether Dylan is or is not alive.

00:01:04:17 - 00:01:23:22
Unknown
We will see. Coming to a podcast near you now, Dylan. I'm not sure if we said at the end of the last one, I think we did. I think we did, that this place was going to be a bucket list place somewhere where deep down in the bottom of your anus, that you really would like to go in life.

00:01:23:22 - 00:01:47:13
Unknown
So, let me let me explain where I would want to go. This is this is my bucket list place. Now, I used to work in a bathroom, show him with a good colleague of mine, Dean, and we would go around Google Maps clicking on place to place, town to town, and we would click on a business and we would phone them because we were terrible employees and we did not want to do any fucking work.

00:01:47:13 - 00:02:13:03
Unknown
We wanted to mess around. That's exactly what we did. So we were in on Google Maps Texas, and we came across a lovely little town called Buda, and there was a, a restaurant called Nate's and Nate's. Their little logo was Nate's whatever restaurant within a sausage dog. So the print was there in a sausage dog in the logo, and we were like,

00:02:13:04 - 00:02:37:21
Unknown
So we picked up the work phone and we gave Nate Buda, Texas a phone call and a lovely lady shout out to Nate. Nate's Texas nights, Nate's Nate's restaurant or Nate's diner. Nate's diner probably the Welcome to Nate diner. It's like burgers. You know, Texan Texan food, as you would imagine. So we gave him a call.

00:02:37:23 - 00:03:02:02
Unknown
Hi there though. Welcome to Nate's hack to help you, like, fully Texan southern kind of voice greeted us and we were there was joy just coursing through our veins. And we said, look, we're two dickheads in a bath store in English. And Jill was like, I on way? And we said, why the hot dog? The hot dog? Do you mean the wiener dog?

00:03:02:02 - 00:03:28:00
Unknown
Oh, it's a sorry doll. Do you mean the wiener dog? We were like, I mean, I guess the wiener dog. It turns out in Buda, Texas, that they have an annual wiener dog race. Wiener dog race of the actual dog of the long sausage dog. Okay, sure. Sausage dog. Weiner dog, whatever you call that. An African? That, a Voltron?

00:03:28:02 - 00:03:56:13
Unknown
You ready for that one? I assumed it would be something completely ridiculous and nothing to do with with hot dog. Yeah, yeah, sausage dog or anything. It's so a what's her vote? Hunt? Hunt? Okay, I think maybe otherwise it would have been been a fark, but yeah, man, fuck you. Fuck Park. Park fark you so pink. You so they have these wiener dog races and we were enamored.

00:03:56:13 - 00:04:21:05
Unknown
We went on Facebook, we found these videos, and we actually found, the the Lions Club that runs it. So it's second, the science, the Lions club that they're doing organizes the wiener dog race. They do and conveniently. And I hadn't actually pre-planned this. The t shirt that I got Dillon is right here. We ordered two t shirts each from the Lions Club about this wiener dog race.

00:04:21:05 - 00:04:37:07
Unknown
And they have these spectacular t shirts. Let me just pull all the way from Buda, Texas, all the way from Buddha, Texas. He said, look, can you send them? We'll pay for them. We'll pay for this. This is a really cool story. Yeah, I did save and now I'm excited. So this is this is let me let me present.

00:04:37:10 - 00:05:02:07
Unknown
This is pretty long. This is the bonus of doing the podcast. At home you can, see all my goodies. So this is the advertisement. What year was it? Hang on. And by the looks of it, in 1992. Well, I don't know what year it was, but I can tell you it's the 21st. If there's any listeners in Texas, Buda that know what year the 21st annual Buda wiener dog races were, let us know on a on a postcard.

00:05:02:22 - 00:05:30:19
Unknown
So this is the annual Buddha wiener dog race, 21st annual T-shirt. Oh, with the with little Fabio Wiener. Like Fabio's wiener. Like, it's like, yeah, I don't. Who is that? Describe what you see. Say what you see, Dylan. So. Oh, it's not even Fabio. I should have read first. It's going to be like the the model. The model actor.

00:05:35:08 - 00:06:01:03
Unknown
Who's this season sees season? Fabio. Before they see wonderfulness. And it says the wiener. It says one deleted Dylan. I figured I didn't want to interrupt anything by reading anything first, so I figured, let me start from top to bottom and I saw the Saul, and I was like, okay, Conan the Barbarian by all, but then. But then I was like, no, it kind of.

00:06:01:05 - 00:06:25:14
Unknown
The hair probably more resembles Fabio from, the romance novels that I read. You love you. So he's normally on this very sticky, but. Yeah. Yeah. So this is, for those who haven't got what the fuck is going on? Is basically, they have adopted an image of Wonder Woman to the face of a wiener dog, as they would say.

00:06:25:14 - 00:06:41:20
Unknown
So it is now wonder Wiener. Yeah, but I couldn't see the breasts. That's why I just assumed. Yeah, I know, I know how much you love a wiener dog's breasts for sure. So that is the the t shirt. We have some sponsors on the back here. We have Wizard of Ads, and we're not being paid for this, by the way.

00:06:41:20 - 00:07:03:12
Unknown
So this is a free advertisement. It's all good barbecue. We rent it. Jason's custom paint and body owned by Jason here. But we would assume unless he'd been bought it out by Walgreens bath fitter of Austin, firehouse animal Center. Funny enough, no, Nate's on here, which is a bit of a shame. Buddha mill and grain.

00:07:03:14 - 00:07:20:17
Unknown
So it's a bit of everything. So this this t shirt I hold dear to me, it's very soft. It's very nice. But that would be that place. That race would be my bucket list place to go. That's where I want to go before I die for a because it's two birds. One. So I want to go to Southern America.

00:07:20:19 - 00:07:44:17
Unknown
You know, I want barbecue and I want shooting guns. And I also want to see some wiener dog races in Buda, Texas. I want to go to Nate's. I want to feel at home. And that is my bucket list place. Dylan. So please enlighten me. Do you want to go and why? You know what? It probably stung to the story, Brother Bear.

00:07:44:19 - 00:08:08:06
Unknown
Right? Okay. Yeah. Like to me, brother bear. Brother bear. Well, but no, this is not. No no no no no no no no, I kept those separate. No, this is the learning, dude. Is that. This is, children's movie. I think it was, it was Dreamworks. Dreamworks. And it was, was the creator of this film.

00:08:08:06 - 00:08:34:20
Unknown
But basically about this, so a few brothers, three brothers, they don't necessarily get along. And, I think by the time they turned 18 or whatever you get assigned like this totem or like the spirit animal basically. And you like it represent something. I'm not going to explain the whole plot because I'm terrible at it.

00:08:34:20 - 00:09:17:02
Unknown
It's like 2.5 hours later and that's probably not that bad. But no, but needless to say, it's it's a very, very touching film, actually a very, very good film. And that was one of my favorite movies growing up. And I the way this, this brother then, like, the oldest brother gets killed by a bear and then the youngest brother, ends up killing this bear, but he then himself turns into a bear to understand what the other side, how the other side experience this whole thing and kind of way of living between bears and humans, etc., etc. but this happens, which I would assume in Northern America somewhere.

00:09:17:07 - 00:09:42:13
Unknown
So my bucket list, this nation is a. Would be in Norway, where all the male bears, so, so not a very, very unrelated, but no, it's the, it's the northern light, kind of the aurora is in the sky of that movie, especially growing up as a kid, seeing that, I was like, I can't believe that actually happens.

00:09:42:15 - 00:10:07:05
Unknown
I want to be where that is. And that's obviously like Northern Lights and that. Then leads me to my destination, where you would most probably find this would be Svalbard in, in Norway to see the Northern Lights. Yeah. So I think, I think to, to be able to see the northern lights, I figured, yeah, it'd be fun to see some aurora borealis.

00:10:07:05 - 00:10:32:04
Unknown
And hopefully you don't go all boring. Borealis. Low job in a gay bar to see male bears. Which, I don't know, maybe, depending on your film choice. That's me. We get so big. Kiss of death. What? Three words does a flower mark in your weir give you today? Manipulate. Let me say once. Once more, once more manipulate.

00:10:32:04 - 00:10:54:02
Unknown
Okay. Homemaking. Okay. And classified as nippy. Late homemaking. Classified. Yeah. It's a shitload of letters. It's probably. It's one one of the most amount of letters we've had in three words. So I don't know if that will help you. Hindi. You know, you know mat cat hat man. That would be. Yes. That would be a good three words.

00:10:54:04 - 00:11:24:11
Unknown
Okay Dylan. Fantastic. Well, my three words for Buddha Texas, the Lions Club specifically is where I went to, to find these three words, because I don't know specifically where they go. Is intervene sandwich and satisfaction. That is intervene hundred and satisfaction. Capiche. Yeah, I think I got enough in there. Yeah. I don't see enough for you.

00:11:24:11 - 00:11:47:01
Unknown
I really wanted to get deep down into with the. So and which now unfortunately I have not got the Tomtom sweets out. So we're going to improvise very quickly because I feel like we're, you know, which is smashing into this with all the caffeine we've had. I have my finger up your ass. Oh, yeah. And I want you to smell it.

00:11:47:01 - 00:12:07:23
Unknown
What did I have for dinner last night? So I have my finger up. On one hand, you need to select the hand that has the finger on it, so I have my hands behind my back. One of them is a clenched fist, and the other, my finger is up. So please, finger up is the key. Yeah, I got it's you do this.

00:12:07:23 - 00:12:28:02
Unknown
So if you select the finger you do the story first. If you select the fist I do the story for. All right. Sounds good. So your right hand is fingering up correctly right. Correct. Why did you have to choose that finger James. Oh no. Oh I got the wrong finger. I thought it was. It's c finger. Oh, damn.

00:12:28:02 - 00:12:59:03
Unknown
So bigot death, you are indeed up there with the first story and your words again for the audience. Please manipulate homemaking and classified. Okay, let's go. Drop it down low. Three word story. Okay. Let's go. Considering I was yet again not that prepared. However, I figured let me let me run with it. We'll see where it leads us.

00:12:59:05 - 00:13:22:14
Unknown
But I'm going to kind of create a scenario. You so are the Hollywood exec okay. And I am pitching a movie script. Love it. Okay. I'm in. All right. Any notes for me or should I just say it how I feel it say it how you feel it. But I would prefer it. You keep. You keep quiet for the,

00:13:22:16 - 00:13:44:12
Unknown
Actually, no. Fuck it. Let's take it. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll Hollywood take your lead. I'll take you like, you know, we're going to improv the shit out of this story. Two, three. Right. So, hey, your boss. Let me first assign an which accent, because I might. I might just write it down. Like, where do you start?

00:13:44:18 - 00:14:08:02
Unknown
You have to stick with it. All right? Okay, boss. Your own. Oh, that. That's what I'm thinking. If we could go like you, it would be works in Hollywood. Okay. Yes. Then, Okay. All right. Boss? Yeah. And make it from the. Okay. I'm not going to do that. One small. Okay.

00:14:08:04 - 00:14:47:07
Unknown
All right, boss, listen up. Right. This is kind of what I got. We've got we've got a bit edgy with this particular, sorry for my American accent with this particular, idea. Right. However, people want the unexpected, they are expecting the unexpected. But we need to flip that on its head. So imagine the plot is a charming homemaking husband with a lovely family, married to his wife.

00:14:47:07 - 00:15:23:19
Unknown
Jenny has two beautiful daughters. Right. Got that? We've got that. We can zoom in kind of on this. This lovely house. I mean, your ideal American family. But like any husbands concern, is his family's safety. Now, I know we might have kind of gone down this Liam Neeson route before, but hear me out. In today's age, digital age, you never know what to expect.

00:15:23:21 - 00:15:37:12
Unknown
Now, this might get a little dark, but bear with me. So he's two daughters, aged 14 and 15.

00:15:37:14 - 00:16:10:08
Unknown
I'm being very specific. Yeah. Begged him to download one of the training apps called zigzag. No. Just joking. It's actually Instagram. Okay. Not sure if you've. You've heard of that. I don't know, kid. I ain't all about the social media app applications. Well, well boss basically what then happens if if you take a picture, right, and you want to share it socially on the line, right.

00:16:10:08 - 00:16:39:01
Unknown
That is basically what Instagram is. You out there take snap photo and you post it online and you share it with other people and it sounds like witchcraft to me. I ain't all about it. But you know what, slick? I'll give you a chance. Right, boss? So he unknowingly says yes, not knowing how dangerous and dark it could be for his two daughters.

00:16:39:03 - 00:17:04:02
Unknown
So needless to say, he says, yeah. He says yes to his daughters. Let's call them, Kalyan KC. Nice. I like I like the father in this. He's really imaginative. I like it a lot. Go on. It's like, honestly, the first thing that popped into my head, boss was, was pickle and sausage. But I thought a fucking stupid name slap is the only name for a cat.

00:17:04:02 - 00:17:28:16
Unknown
And if it's a name of a cat, let's assume that sausage is a piece of shit and doesn't stop fucking meowing all the time. But you know what? Can't go on with it, right? So after a couple of months, he sees a notification. Casey, the slightly older daughter. Her phone is unlocked. It's chilling on the bed because that's what kids say these days.

00:17:28:17 - 00:17:54:21
Unknown
Chilling on the bed. And the curiosity got the better of him because she's been acting quite strange the last couple of months. But anyway, so he snoops a bit. He checks in and he was kind of taken aback by what he found. A couple of racy pictures between.

00:17:54:23 - 00:18:33:06
Unknown
His oldest daughter and a guy named Ryan. There's always a look. Ryan. I'm gonna fucking hate her. Ryan, right, went into his profile 27 years old. His daughter? 15 years old. How? How he becomes something. Snaps. He becomes enraged. Right. You feel that emotion? Just imagine. So something snapped. He needed to do something. He then from them forth.

00:18:33:08 - 00:18:46:24
Unknown
Sickeningly so. Uses his own daughter's pictures. To bait other predators.

00:18:47:01 - 00:19:30:13
Unknown
Willing to go far enough. And he proceeds to murder each and every one of them. So he figures what story he's created in his mind is he is proactively saving his daughters and other people's daughters from these sick people. So he's manipulating everyone, thinking he's this loving husband, right? But one by one murders each and every predator. So he's a predator vigilante.

00:19:31:05 - 00:19:59:02
Unknown
So we have a predator against a predator? I think they've already done this. But it was alien last time, and there was an alien versus the predator. But what you're saying is predator versus predator, I like it. However, when he's. We found out, found out that he's been using his daughter's pictures to murder other predators. She snaps, I don't blame.

00:19:59:02 - 00:20:26:06
Unknown
It's pretty fucking weird if you ask me, slick. So needless to say, she put an end to him. Making her a murdered, murder. Rare as well. So let me get this straight. We have a predator. Yes. Chasing predators. Yeah. And now we have a lady who is now the predator of the predator who is protecting the predators.

00:20:26:10 - 00:20:38:18
Unknown
That could be here. Me? Boss. Okay, I'm up for this. I'm not of a predatory role. Okay, baby, you keep the story rolling.

00:20:38:20 - 00:20:49:16
Unknown
You still have one character left. Well, actually two, but the youngest daughter.

00:20:49:18 - 00:21:07:18
Unknown
Really loved her dad. So if you really don't want to stop, end the story there. I want a longer title shot. Like I want. I want another predator in there right? So, yeah, she just turns out to be Electra.

00:21:07:20 - 00:21:38:07
Unknown
Electra. Predator versus predator versus part of them versus predator two. I like slick, I like his stuff now. So I kind of just wanted to know because there's kind of a few routes we can go about this. It can either be the double life or it can be the predator versus predator versus predator. And then again, people like to see happy endings, and I'm not sure what that is.

00:21:38:07 - 00:21:59:10
Unknown
And I think that's where that's where we might need need your experience to draw. Oh if I see what you're trying to say. So where is the where is the shining light. No. That's where 100%. Where's there, where's the beacon of hope? Where's the Disney? We need some Disney in this, you know. Yeah, we have pedophiles. Yeah, we have weird shit going on.

00:21:59:10 - 00:22:21:01
Unknown
But behind all of this is, is a message that we're going to shove in your face. Yeah. Anyway, I get it, right. Like, okay, so we have predator versus predator versus predator versus predator. Okay, let's think how do we make this disneyfied. Where do we give this a nice shiny happy ending where everyone could be happy? Well, let me tell you this.

00:22:21:03 - 00:22:55:07
Unknown
How about Moana three? They're all on a tribe and they're all Maori. Oh, yeah, baby, they love that. Maybe we can have it. Where it's actually. Oh, wow. This. I've. I've not even started it. It's the worst fucking idea in the world where it's the. Oh, God, I don't want to finish this. To finish this segment. Where is the the the twist at the end.

00:22:55:07 - 00:23:20:01
Unknown
Slick. Is this this is actually a world where the kids and parents and the parents of kids, people age backwards. Benjamin fucking button style. So the people that you thought were Speedos are actually children of the building itself, but children are actually Speedos. So actually that that was a pedo at the beginning, sending pictures of herself to a young guy of the age and looking at the age of 27, what do you think of that?

00:23:20:19 - 00:23:43:05
Unknown
So it's predator versus predator versus predator versus predator reversed. So it's predator versus predator versus predator versus predator. But the other way, what do you think about that That's why I'm chief executive. This place this was big on cigars because they come to me with the issues and I knock them out the park. We're talking reverse peatos.

00:23:43:05 - 00:24:04:03
Unknown
We're talking kids are adults and adults who are kids like, what do you think about that? You know, a boss that. That's why they they pig. That's why they pay you. That's why they pay you the big bucks. And you know what? We're not going to let this we're not going to give the audience an exit. I think we won't.

00:24:04:05 - 00:24:22:07
Unknown
We won't just Pulp Fiction it or we won't just be like, oh, it was all a dream. It's the real fucking thing. And we'll base it on Jeffrey Epstein's island, because I'm pretty sure they're not doing anything there. We're talking cheap production, and it'll kind of make sense anyway. You know, we'll make a joke out of it, boss.

00:24:22:09 - 00:24:43:04
Unknown
Thanks again. If you think I can pitch it. If you think it's good, I mean, just let me know and, I'll get it rolling. I think we'll do. We'll just fucking shelf captain America in it and kids will be all over it. Let's get it on the real well. There we go. Dylan. That truly was, improvised for.

00:24:43:04 - 00:25:04:24
Unknown
Yes, from all around. I think that will deserve a listen back and to see if it's appropriate. But but fuck it. As it says on your cup, you're drinking from, meow. And I would say meow to that story. And we will see where that goes. So please remind me of the words because I couldn't, I can't remember the words were and how they interjected into that story.

00:25:05:01 - 00:25:26:24
Unknown
That's that's a fair point, James. Yeah. No. So it was manipulate. Okay. And let me say this. It lends itself to be able to work in those words yourself, even though we did it. So it's like I said, it's a dot to dot. Basically. Yes, it's given us a dot to dot story where we have to put it together.

00:25:27:02 - 00:25:57:03
Unknown
That's manipulation within itself. And I like that. I like that a lot. You've taken you've taken us beyond the fourth wall. You've taken us outside of the story and put us into writing the story ourselves. That is incredible. Incredible. I know I'm an absolute genius, you know. Right. For sure. So no. So it was manipulated. Yes. Which clearly it starts with the husband kind of living a double life, but then homemaking was, stay at home dad.

00:25:57:07 - 00:26:22:13
Unknown
You see, this is this is all. This is all after the fact. You you could obviously sense that I was a homemaker. Okay. And then classified, which I guess you could probably relate to. Hush. He kept the other side of what he was doing. Classified. Hush. Maybe her her Instagram feed or her personal access to a phone that was supposed to be classified.

00:26:22:15 - 00:26:44:21
Unknown
Like there's enough room for you to work in this. I would say we in this concept that we have made of three. What story? There is a lot of scope where some stories, like your own, may have an ambiguous take on what words that you have done. And maybe my story that has maybe a more literal sense of the words in the story.

00:26:44:22 - 00:27:04:09
Unknown
But hey, there's no guidelines for this. Clearly, because of the nonsense we just spoke. So still very good. I liked it dramatic. There's a bit of role play involved in that. I'm not sure about the outcome, but that's what the edits for. So if your story isn't involved in this today's episode, then we know we maybe went too far.

00:27:04:11 - 00:27:44:16
Unknown
We'll see. Drop It Down Low A three word story. My story. Dylan, to remind you of the words we have intervene sandwich and satisfaction. And today Dylan and I don't like to do this. As you know, I've had to once more rely on fact. And today I have become a story in a man of history. I have gone back through the annuals to a past time to bring forth a magnificent story, and I've had to delve between a few different books, a few different Wikipedia pages.

00:27:44:21 - 00:28:06:15
Unknown
I've had to go into the deep, dark corners of the library to find out some of the most interesting things. Now, when I got these first words, it reminded me of a book that I have recently read about the world history and specifically the world history, and that's how it should be said, will always be said the world history.

00:28:06:20 - 00:28:33:04
Unknown
And we went from 6000 BC all the way to the modern day. And even referenced in this beautiful book about the most poignant moments in history. It even referenced the invention of the sandwich, which with these three words, led me to walk down the path. That's how we actually got to the point in life where we have bread filling bread.

00:28:33:06 - 00:29:04:12
Unknown
Let me take you. I actually think there's an episode like this in the cartoon Time Squad. I can almost guarantee you it's wrong. Here's the facts. Do it right. Let me take you to 1762, a year where the US is still under British rule. The Royal Navy rules the seas. Prussia is a place name. Its place next to Russia.

00:29:04:14 - 00:29:26:13
Unknown
Stupid, right? It's like fucking. What a knock off Prussia, Prussia and Russia. Almost like your names that you came up in. Your story just completely sounded similar. They were like, oh, you're still not sure? I call myself Prussia. An India had just booted those zany Dutch out of their country. Imagine if they kept them. They were at a World Cup winning team like no one.

00:29:26:16 - 00:29:46:02
Unknown
It would have been the tallest Ben garages in the world, and the world would have been a different landscape. But they settled down somewhat in South Africa at some point. And we have a different story now, you silly Indians, you missed out. You could have had some total men, but hey Jose, it's a I lost out yet. Maybe you're part Indian.

00:29:46:04 - 00:29:53:15
Unknown
Who knows? So we're back.

00:29:55:02 - 00:30:23:16
Unknown
Let me take you back to 1762 and a young John Montagu. Now John Montagu is. He's a very well known aristocrat of UK society, a very wealthy man, a man with a land estate, important. And he has been assigned Dylan the role of postal master in the UK back in 1762. So, you know, before immigrants before this.

00:30:23:20 - 00:30:49:21
Unknown
And he was in charge of making sure things got where they needed to be. So, for example, he was the be all and end all of anything post in the UK. This is how important that John Montagu was back in UK in 1762. He was behind some of the the biggest advances in post at that time. He started to use horses to get things there faster.

00:30:49:21 - 00:31:17:23
Unknown
He called it one day delivery horses in advances and then yet so he he had one need delivery one more time for one delivery. So he would just get there like that. He would have a just get some, some rope, put an envelope on the hole, slap it on the backside and off it went. He would have foxes who he would write messages on, and he would again slap them on and he would rename them the facts.

00:31:18:00 - 00:31:41:14
Unknown
And if you ever had a letter you didn't want, he would then send out a pigeon who would come and collect. It is what he called. So he was an innovator of his time. Did and he was the postal master. Now John Montagu, he did have a pendant for gambling. He was a man who loved to play cards in his masterful estates.

00:31:41:16 - 00:32:12:23
Unknown
He would sit there with other aristocrats of people of their time and play together. What's paupers sat in the street. John Montagu loved the game of poker, so John and his friend in November in 1762 sat with his friend Edmund Weaver, and they sat around this beautiful round oak table, adorned with the finest silverware and the finest pigskin, playing cards that you could find.

00:32:13:00 - 00:32:42:11
Unknown
Playing cards all day, all night, playing with bite. They would take the skin and stretch their skin. Yeah, to leather. Leather. And they would cut it out, dry it and there. Hence you would have the days playing cards because card and things they weren't a thing back in 1762. They had to think outside the box, which was time with a man who invented one day delivery is a guy is a guy who's thinking outside the box.

00:32:42:11 - 00:33:10:07
Unknown
Now the issue is still the issue is this these cards, they weren't the cheapest to make it. It took a long time and back in the day they would use meats, breads, sauces, relishes all around the time that they were playing cards and poker. And these cards would get messy. You know, we didn't have wet works back in the day, right?

00:33:10:08 - 00:33:39:04
Unknown
We didn't have these things. Dylan. No. Know if you know this in 1762, we didn't have such convenience of free running water everywhere. So John Montagu would be going through packs of cards over and over again, up, spilling the goblet of wine up, getting just jams all over the cards. And when one pack went, another one had to come in because John Montagu loved to gamble so that he is with his friend Edmund Weaver.

00:33:39:06 - 00:34:08:04
Unknown
Great. Now Edmund Weaver is famous. From back in the day he was an astrologer, and at this time in 1762, in November he had just released a book, a British book on astrology. So he said to his good friend John Montagu, oh, dear John, why don't we go outside and do a spot of stargazing? Oh, good show, Edmund, let's go see some stars and constellations and maybe those shooting stars that I saw you've got in your book.

00:34:08:06 - 00:34:40:12
Unknown
And off they trot to go see the clear skies. And imagine these skies. Then these crystal clear skies. No pollution back in the day. And they looked at these wonderful constellation of stars. Now, what happened next, Dylan? Again, all of this is pure fact, right? Sure. Maybe there's a, you know, a couple of lines that I've put in there to try and dramatize a little bit, but this is an exact quote from a countryman back in the time.

00:34:40:14 - 00:35:14:01
Unknown
So this proves this happens idiom in so so nothing but idiom bitch. So a noise crash bang. And this is the quote A countryman saw a flash of lightning before he heard the noise. The sound was double. A ball of fire took its course to the east over Westminster. It divided into two heads, left a train of smoke, and then ascended for 20 minutes and crash.

00:35:14:03 - 00:35:39:23
Unknown
Now in the back 1762. We don't have films. We don't have the YouTube and TikToks. It was gone. But for John and Edmund, this was not over. In the small copse of woods near, they saw the smoke rising from where this bull had come down and crashed into Haley. And that's why it's Haley's comment. Yeah. Shit. I should have thought of this.

00:35:40:00 - 00:36:11:23
Unknown
And that's it. Game over. But just a sandwich. Oh, shit. I forgot you on this sandwich. So this comment had intervened in their stargazing, and they ran over to this crater on the floor. And to their shock lay a mysterious woman, human looking, but gave an aura and a mystery piece of meat of a slab of meat. It was just a woman.

00:36:12:00 - 00:36:35:09
Unknown
She was wearing what looked like beautiful clothes. She looked human. But you could tell there was some mystical, magical element to her. They offered their hand to the lady and they took them back to John Montague's manor. So here we are, back in the manor, John. Edmond. They're shocked. They're stunned. What's going on? Who is this lady? She seems a bit discombobulated.

00:36:35:09 - 00:37:03:08
Unknown
Bit all over the place, but she looks before her. She sees these mess of cards, meats, breads, all just rearrange, all messy, all over. And before you know it, her hands start to go what looks like a million miles an hour. And then when it's settled, there's the cards. Laying 1 to 10. Jack, Queen, King, ace, eight. Suit puts in a row magnificently to the line.

00:37:03:08 - 00:37:34:22
Unknown
But that is not what John and Edmund were interested in, for they saw in front of them for the first time in history. And no, it's not going to stop raining men. They saw bread, meat, bread for the first time ever. Edmund, aghast at what he just saw, claimed. Look, she has a hand. Which that is a hand which right there.

00:37:35:02 - 00:38:00:20
Unknown
And she has just something that is unbelievable. I do not believe this is witchcraft. A hand which has slammed into the ground and is going to take our soul. And she goes, speaks up. I'm sorry, gentlemen, I'm so sorry. I, I've been I've been pushed away by my home planet and I am being chased by aliens that you would not understand.

00:38:00:22 - 00:38:33:16
Unknown
Would you please house me? Please look after me and I'm in exchange, I will. I will put these breaded pieces together and I will arrange your cards. Do whatever you want. And John, with no hesitation, as he knew a thing or two about deliveries, posted this new gastronomical device made by the hand, which and put it into his mouth and moaned with satisfaction.

00:38:33:18 - 00:38:59:11
Unknown
And him and Edmund looked at each other, looked at the woman, and they said, okay. So they took the hand, which down to the guest quarters. They got a comfortable. And they sat there and thought, how can we? How can we make something of this? This is this is something that will change the world. Aristocrats like you and me will not have to mess our playing cards.

00:38:59:11 - 00:39:24:16
Unknown
No longer. We now have this device, this thing made by the hand, which. Let's take this to Westminster. Let's take this to the aristocrats and sell this across the world. But what should we call this? Said Edmund? What should we call this device made by the hand? Which. Well, I know a sandwich. That's the little fuck you, fuck sake.

00:39:24:18 - 00:39:33:13
Unknown
Well, what made you what? Why do you think? Why would you think? What? Please don't know, I didn't. I want to hear from you right now. All right.

00:39:33:15 - 00:40:07:08
Unknown
Why would they call it somebody? I'll tell you. So as this hand which was passing it over to them, I dropped it in sand and they called it a sandwich. Boom. Wrong shit. They named this device made by the hand, which, after the house of which John Montagu represents. Little did you know. And if you were a history historian of UK parsons, you would know John Montagu.

00:40:07:08 - 00:40:38:00
Unknown
The fourth was the Earl of sandwich from the House of sandwich. Mike. So they named this device made by the hand, which the delicious and delightful sandwich that we have today. And that is a true story steeped in history. And to remind you of those wonderful words again, we had the intervention of the comet in the Star gazing.

00:40:38:02 - 00:40:55:05
Unknown
We, of course, had this hand which and we had the satisfaction of the taste of the sandwich. Now, any link that you had from the hand, which to sandwich was completely on you, that's fair. There was no link to be made that it was just convenient. Right? She her hands were very fast and she'd crash in the sky.

00:40:55:05 - 00:41:22:11
Unknown
And 1762. Hello. We're going to think she's pretty witchy, right. So, Dylan, that's on you egg your face. Boo me. So till face. What? What a what a journey. What a journey that was. I think we've had some we've been ready. Moments ago. That was all straight through. We have had a delightful movie Pitch of American style. And I must say, it's very rare to hear such a South African accent entwined with an American accent.

00:41:22:11 - 00:41:50:24
Unknown
I say, I'm sure that's probably Asmaa to a lot of people. I'm sure people are going to enjoy that. And obviously we've had a history lesson I am for today, an historian, and I've given you some history and I've taken that aboard and, and, I actually thoroughly enjoyed that story, like I normally do. And. Yeah, sorry for me for assuming they dropped the hand which is making in the sand and then called the sand, which was stupid.

00:41:51:01 - 00:42:17:12
Unknown
Why would they have sand in the the Earl of Sandwich's manner? They're not going to have somebody that's really silly. Just relax. Okay? Okay. Oh, let's have handwash. Okay. Well, the famous John Montagu. So that was some incredible three word stories. And next time we will be looking at the place, Dylan, where you had your first kiss.

00:42:17:14 - 00:46:40:24
Unknown
Creepy, right? I know, can't wait to hear about that a please share. Stay tuned. Stay patient. And thank you very much and we'll see you next week. Three word story.