12. Frothing About & Californius Is Born

Welcome to "Three Word Story," where each episode spins a tale from the unexpected. Join hosts James Royle and Dylan Jacobs as they unravel narratives sparked by three random words from the innovative app what3words. From "Frothing.Foster.Qualoqium" to "Super.Ultra.Enhancement" every episode promises whimsy, mystery, and creativity in just three words. Tune in for improvised adventures that blend imagination with spontaneity, proving that a world of stories can unfold from the most unlikely places. Ready to embark on a journey of words? Let's weave some magic together

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00:00:00:00 - 00:00:20:22
Unknown
Welcome to three word story. I'm James. I'm Dylan, and this is the podcast where we take three words from the app. What three words and improve the shit out of a story. Today on three word story. Nailed it. Who's the god of gods? Zeus. Who's the god of gods when it comes to musicians? Yeah. Jay-Z. Thank you very much.

00:00:20:24 - 00:00:43:09
Unknown
Jay-Z's Jay Jay Z I you nailed it. I don't want to say I think people that I can fooled quickly can't. They were a P Diddy at night. The god of lewd lubrication and marital aids. Slander from Dan on that. Three. Five. Four. That's what I found.

00:00:43:11 - 00:01:12:02
Unknown
Yes. Dylan, I said, are you ready to rock? Yeah. Oh, yes. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining James Dylan on the three word story. If you remember correctly, Dylan days. No, I barely do either. So luckily, I had it written down in front of me. Today's three words were places where a dragon would live. Capiche? Capiche? Cool.

00:01:12:03 - 00:01:27:10
Unknown
So, considering. Are you okay? I kind of just gloss over that. I just kind of. I don't know, you just look at me and be like. Are you okay? No. Why are you crying? Yeah. I'm not. You okay? But was it a good week for you? Dylan, before we go balls deep into these dragons. Yeah, I actually think it was a.

00:01:27:10 - 00:01:46:10
Unknown
It was a good week. Spend some time around the office. Did a bit of working a remote. Working from some some various coffee shops. Yeah, the bottle shops, I think. Yeah. Okay. That should be a thing, brotha. Yeah, just it's like a. Yeah, but but like quickies on the go. Just, just before you go back. That sounds a good name for the app.

00:01:46:11 - 00:02:05:21
Unknown
At least, you know quickies on the go. On the go. Yeah. So. Okay, well, there we go. Dylan, that's, copyrighted Dylan quickies on the go. So do you choose per person or do you do, like, a lucky dip or is there option? No. I think in all honesty, I think people that are in the mood for a quickie can't be too picky.

00:02:05:23 - 00:02:28:05
Unknown
So the fuck me? Dylan, that's the no. That would be this. Like this. This coffee is going down well on you. But now I think there should be some some form of surprise. It would be like a, like, kind of like a blind date. Oh, shit. Yeah. Okay, well, not that much. So a blind date element to it.

00:02:28:05 - 00:02:46:16
Unknown
And also, if you put in your TS and sees that it's. Well, don't be picky if you're in the mood for quickie or whatever. It's kind of like, well, I'm sorry, she has two hands for two seconds. I just wanted to say I got yesterday and I'm like, I ordered a hook hand one and he come with two.

00:02:46:17 - 00:03:08:01
Unknown
Hot. What's what's sorcery? Yeah, this is Ballocks. It's not a handjob. Yeah. So what? I mean, I like it, Dylan. I like it. We'll work on the, work on that at the workshop, shall we? Yeah. Whoa whoa whoa whoa, look at it. So, I mean, that's got nothing to do with what's today, I hope. Oh. Unless,

00:03:08:03 - 00:03:12:17
Unknown
No, no, no.

00:03:12:19 - 00:03:32:18
Unknown
No, I steered clear of that. No, it's actually a pretty clean and interesting story. Or at least I myself was very presumptuous of you. Think of it a pretty interesting. But if you want to change it for a brothel up story, then. Or we can save it for next time, or we'll go to Dragon's Den slash shark tank it if you want it.

00:03:32:24 - 00:04:00:23
Unknown
But I'd always be keen for it. And I've heard that about you. So your three words. Where did you think a place where Dragon would live would be? That was a strange structuring of the sentence. Why do you think a dragon would live? And why? This was an interesting one because I did not even think fucking interesting to date.

00:04:00:24 - 00:04:23:13
Unknown
Yeah, apparently is. Yeah, I better fucking deliver it because otherwise I'm here. But no, I thought about where the dragon would live. And then I was like, oh, what type of dragon would live there? Whoa whoa whoa, back up, back up. What? Oh, complete. Depends what type of dragon live. I mean, again, we. Yeah. Run me through the types of dragons that you had in mind.

00:04:23:15 - 00:04:55:03
Unknown
Well, I was going based off of. Have you ever watched the show American Dragon? Like the animation? I have not. No. Enlighten me. No. But then basically, there are these dragons that get kind of like appointed to assigned whatever to certain individuals, but they are from that particular place. So, you'd have, somebody in China and then it would kind of be more so the dragons depicted on their flags.

00:04:55:03 - 00:05:16:02
Unknown
And then you have a different one in on like in England, which might look would be an English icon, would be an English dragon. That kind of looks like Eragon, right? Like, if so, it's it's an English dragons for English people. Chinese dragons are Chinese people. Yes. And let me guess, German dragons for German people. This the size of the Cubans?

00:05:16:07 - 00:05:37:00
Unknown
Yeah. This sounds like a very, maybe a older South African kind of cartoon. It was a South African American that was actually American. Okay, that's all right then. So it's very much so if I am a white British male, I get a white British dragon. You and a you saying that then my dragon is more privileged than other dragons.

00:05:37:00 - 00:05:54:11
Unknown
Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah. I can't say that you refused to. I refuse is so. So. Okay. Yeah. So this. Jack. So the types of dragons that you had on here, that. What? What are we saying? No, I kind of figured. Well, what would a multicultural dragon look like, considering. And what would it looks like?

00:05:54:11 - 00:06:14:18
Unknown
It. Yeah, that's a that's the answer that I actually didn't get to. And I was like, let me just pick an area. Oh, wait, wait, I think he'd live. But so to get down to that, I figured, you know, lion's head, but like the head of a line or a basically Table Mountain. Okay. It's funny. Table mountain. Yeah.

00:06:14:18 - 00:06:44:12
Unknown
Just by the way, everyone right click and save that in your head for later. Okay. Type table mountain. Yeah. Right. So Table Mountain and again I'm, I'm not a mountaineer like Sir James over there. Well you know right. I don't like to brag about it here, but, basically one of the peaks is called Lion's Head. And yeah, there is a cave kind of along those routes, but, the lion's anus.

00:06:44:12 - 00:07:07:23
Unknown
That the lion's head. Yeah. So, yeah, you're kind of reaching to his anus. Okay. But, I think they actually closed down that particular trail. A couple of. I think it might have been a year ago, because yet it was quite dangerous. And people kept on getting. Yeah, it was a great dogging spot. It was a great.

00:07:08:03 - 00:07:32:12
Unknown
So we head to the lion's anus. You can give me a hook job and then. Yeah. Only. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the x rays are attached to that. So. So this place again, what kind of dragon is going to live in the dragon? And then the dragon would live in the lion's anus. James, you are setting me up for failure.

00:07:32:13 - 00:07:55:19
Unknown
So sorry. Sorry. Lion's head. Light head. Lion's head. No, even. Even so. Because I figured there are so many cultures. But then you take better aspects of some. And then what would you say the better aspects of you. Sure. And that is where the danger comes in because I'm not saying some things are better, they are just different.

00:07:55:19 - 00:08:15:05
Unknown
You just trying to be inclusive. Yes. That's all you're trying to be. You're trying to be inclusive of everyone and you're just taking aspects of certain cultures. No. Not necessarily. You know, someone is losing something and someone has better than other. You're just trying to be inclusive. Like, if I think of you, Dylan, I think of you as like a rainbow.

00:08:15:07 - 00:08:32:04
Unknown
Like if you were going to have a flag, it would be a flag of a rainbow because you are so inclusive of literally everyone. And that's what you embody is a bit of everyone, you know, all the the blues, the yellows, the reds, the in every single part of what that flag stands for. That's what I think of Dylan.

00:08:32:04 - 00:08:53:21
Unknown
If I'm going to put a flag and I'm going to get rid of the South African, yeah, I'm gonna put a rainbow flag next to you, man. That's, that's, that's that's actually great, because that's kind of what I figured. But then I figured I like this is no bullshit. I figured, you know what? That's maybe something. Considering we are the Rainbow nation, I figured maybe let's let's do that thing.

00:08:53:21 - 00:09:12:21
Unknown
But I don't think it being a dragon, it would look to, to scary. Not ideas to be scary, but, I don't know. I don't think it will fly over. So you don't want rainbows on your dragon? No. What? Yeah, basically. So, Dylan, your Dylan is basically saying keep the gaze away from the dragon. No, from the South.

00:09:12:21 - 00:09:32:20
Unknown
But, yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of maneuvered around there just to that. Yeah. Because you keep my keep the games away from my dragon shit. That's plain and simple. So that's what Donald Trump went for. Just one. So that was one of his mandates. So if you lived in America, you would have voted for that. He wants to keep the gays away from the dragons as pretty clear as okay.

00:09:33:00 - 00:10:02:06
Unknown
Understood. And so all right. Yes, James. Onto yours. So you were I mean, what three words did that give you? Fine. So lions mouth, anus head in table, mountain table in that order specifically. That so the three words that got me to was frothing fosters. Okay. Yeah. And colloquium. Oh, wow. Good. You nailed the pronunciation of that.

00:10:02:06 - 00:10:22:08
Unknown
You. Absolutely. So it's not like I googled it before, You actually, I saw you do it on. I just changed it to your voice. You just put his phone to the end. It was it. Actually, I bought the wind colloquium. Hello, Colloquium float. Some special words. And did you have to Google the meaning of colloquium? Yes. And for our listeners and fosters and Prof.

00:10:22:13 - 00:10:42:02
Unknown
But yeah, I my name and what that is to get a colloquium. Yes I did have to google. Okay. And what does it mean? I can't remember, Jim. I just that's how I, I think it's a gathering of academics, maybe something similar to a seminar, but it's a discussion between, so you could say this is a clue.

00:10:42:03 - 00:11:05:23
Unknown
Yeah. This is what is. This is the opposite of the colloquium. Colloquia. Colloquium? Hello? Cloak way colloquium. Hello. Yeah, well, let's move on then. So my my area. So I was thinking, right, I'm a dragon. All right. I need I need places to fly. Now, I didn't go in as much to think. What's the style of the dragon?

00:11:06:00 - 00:11:26:01
Unknown
I thought logistics. Yeah, I thought, I want to spread my wings. I put, I put myself in the dragon. Okay? I was like, yeah, as I tend to do, on a daily basis. And I go everywhere I go if I'm shopping or queuing, I embody the dragon and I like to tell people that as well. Be like, keeping me out of the way because I am today, I'm a dragon.

00:11:26:07 - 00:11:50:00
Unknown
I'm a fire breathing dragon, a dragon ruled the world, he written. Yeah, that's your rainbow dragon. Okay. And that's okay. And that's okay. Here at three with story, we enjoy rainbow Dragons. That's, Dylan's embodiment of a dragon. Now. Sure. So I was thinking. I was thinking mountains, or I was thinking tall, big landscapes, very much like you.

00:11:50:01 - 00:12:13:08
Unknown
You went to a mountain. Nice flat mountain. Yeah. I've gone to somewhere that I've been personally as a mountaineer, funnily enough, which you just mentioned. That's going to be so many full circles for this. Yeah, so many full circles. That's interesting. In Mount Snowdon, did you just get your interesting part in that as well? Oh, I, I couldn't tell by the smug fucking look on your face.

00:12:13:10 - 00:12:35:00
Unknown
That big old fucking smile on you, like, look what I did, James. I did, I did, I did a thing, I did a full I did a thing, I did a full circle to him. What I said interesting earlier. Well, I just repeated the same word to you. So this one, Dylan, for me is Mount Snowdon in the national park of North Wales, Snowdonia.

00:12:35:02 - 00:12:49:20
Unknown
It is one of the highest peaks in Britain and is North Wales know. Frowning at me with a very sorrowed brow. Why frown? Why do you frown? Snowdonia? Yes.

00:12:49:22 - 00:13:06:19
Unknown
That's an actual thing. It's. It's not. It's not a Disney. No, no, no. It's okay. Yeah. It's a frozen three life from Snowdonia. I'm being serious this year and Mount Snowdon. Yeah, yeah. They went very imaginative when they got that part. I don't know what came first. The chicken or the egg or the mountain or the national park.

00:13:06:21 - 00:13:23:21
Unknown
They're related to each other. Okay, that's pretty close. All right. So it's a it's a legit location but yes. Yes. So Donia I chose this place a because it's a mountain. So you I mean you can fly and swoop between the valleys. They tend to fly fighter jets through the valleys with. It's with a training set up. Yeah.

00:13:24:00 - 00:13:50:04
Unknown
So good places for a dragon to chase planes and it's also I love the mountain. This was a bit of a shit mountain because if you go the cool way, which is the, the the Ridgeway. Krypton. So you kind of run, go along the ridge, really narrow. Certain death one way, certain death the other way. You feel cool, you're skipping along merrily, and you've kind of gone up and down.

00:13:50:04 - 00:14:04:16
Unknown
You think, oh, I'm going to die, and you're going to be like, I'm going to tell everyone I've been up mount Snowdon, and you get to the top of Mount Snowdon, and then you see John Snow. No, not John Snow. No, no, no, there's no snow there in the summer either. So there's this is a bit of a bit of faux pas on that side.

00:14:04:19 - 00:14:23:15
Unknown
Could, I could at least put fake snow. But no, you just see a short little fat kid, you know, like someone in a freaking mobility scooter. Someone with a walking stick. Can you thinking I've just I've just mountain eared my way up here? Why is every Tom, Dick and fucking Harry joining me on top of this mountain?

00:14:23:15 - 00:14:45:15
Unknown
Well, there's a tram that goes right to the top of the mountain, which, I mean, it really ruins all kinds of being impressive when anyone can go up there and someone literally built a train track to go up there. So, are you that impressive? Unless you've carried a steel girder up there for tram, you ain't shit. Yeah. So how does that relate to a dragon?

00:14:45:15 - 00:15:10:16
Unknown
Well, the dragon has food. The dragon has plenty of people coming up that mountain to gobble up whenever they need to. Because obviously, I imagine a dragon. Imagine dragons. It needs to scoff. Some people, right? Needs plenty of protein. So that's why I thought Snowdonia. And I've actually had a bit of a torrid time on Snowdon. One time it was, it was it was a point of maybe near death.

00:15:10:18 - 00:15:32:23
Unknown
Not for me. I mean, other people felt that they were going to die. I didn't think I was going to die. Basically, there was a group of us of of mountaineers building two of us, what three of us were, and the rest were just flat out beginners. We were going to go to the top of Mount Snowdon in the middle of the night, because we were going to start what's called the Welsh 3000 the next morning, which is all the highest peaks in Wales in 24 hours.

00:15:33:03 - 00:16:03:07
Unknown
So we'll go there in the night. Yeah, I, we'll skip along. Mary will camp at the top and we'll just go for it. You know we're just young lads out into the world. Hop skip and a jump over these mountains. We start going up the mountain and it's very calm, very tranquil, very dark. We go between this kind of narrow valley and all of a sudden this very powerful gust of wind swipes my friend's hat off in and just fucks it off into the abyss.

00:16:03:09 - 00:16:25:19
Unknown
And we think that's a bad omen. Let's go on a medium. Let's. Yeah. So let's go in immediately. So what we failed to do, Dylan, was to look at the weather forecast, which is probably one of the first things you want is maybe the first thing is once you have decided I'm going there, the second thing should be, well, let's check the weather forecast.

00:16:26:02 - 00:16:42:15
Unknown
Everyone in the group, failed to do that as the shit houses we were at mountaineering. And as we were escalating towards the top on the other side of the mountain, the storm had hit, but we were in the shaded part, didn't realize. All right. So as we started to get towards the top, we lost the path.

00:16:42:15 - 00:17:06:00
Unknown
So we started scrambling up very steep edge. And when we got to the top of the ridge, the wind was so powerful, it just so fucked you off. Like flicking you like s fuck. Fuck it. It's ACH fucked me off the ridge so you couldn't even stand up there. Ledge roll. Oh, wow. So you guys literally had to be pinned to the floor.

00:17:06:00 - 00:17:20:15
Unknown
So we went back over the ridge again. And there's, I think it was like 6 or 7 of us. And I said a couple of them. That was the first thing that ever done with the mountaineering. So there was some tears for other people. I thought, no one dies on Snowdon. Don't be. So it's it's not going to be a tram can get up here.

00:17:20:15 - 00:17:41:00
Unknown
So it's just not going to happen. And so we put the outside outer of a tent around us. And we stayed there for hours and I was sat with a rock wedged up my anus with someone's size 12 boots sticking it into my spine because we're all just stone. Yeah, it's a rock and a boot up in the air.

00:17:41:02 - 00:18:06:08
Unknown
Yeah, yeah, I've never shit the same. Yeah, actually I've never. Shit just falls out. It's just a rock and a boots went up there. So it was very harrowing. So what better place for Dragon to be the most harrowing, edible and flight friendly place a dragon can be? Okay, those three words they gave me were super ultra enhancement.

00:18:06:10 - 00:18:31:03
Unknown
Now, is that a fantastic three words? It's it's fantastic. That's super it's super ultra and fantastic. Would you not say that? I would say just that. Yeah. Fantastic. Well, great. So more than anything. And we need to decide who is going to tell their three word story. And as you have not prepared anything for this, we're just going to he's going to rock, paper, scissors.

00:18:31:09 - 00:18:57:12
Unknown
What you say. Oh that's for good old fashion, piece puppets. Yeah. What would it be in Afrikaans, by the way? Rock, paper scissors. Ching chong cha. No, it's. No, no, it's not. No, it's not, not even joking. I'm being serious. Yeah, yeah. Again for the for the listeners system. Ching chong. Just stop doing that with your hands.

00:18:57:12 - 00:19:28:09
Unknown
Yes. Listen. Please. Yeah. Again. You are the Rainbow Warrior of our podcast, so please explain the inclusivity of this version of Rock, paper, scissors. Well, what are the origins of. I do not know, James, but I just figured, you know what? There was a stage where I figured, where is this coming from? Let's rather do, pistol, rabbit and carrot.

00:19:28:11 - 00:19:51:14
Unknown
Okay. Two kind of pistol. Two fingers up like a gun. Yeah, rabbit like this, but like that. And zero. And the carrot can just be the one carrot. So pistol kills rabbit, but the pistol. So you can put put the put the carrot up the pistols. What do you call that? A barrel, the barrel of the gun.

00:19:51:14 - 00:20:09:03
Unknown
Yeah. Which is famous. It is famous? Yeah. You see a lot of the Taliban running around with a carrot, sticking them in Americans guns? Yes. And the famous defense system, the rabbit, eats the carrot. Eats the carrot. But anyway. No. And, to get back to your question, I honestly don't know where it comes from, but.

00:20:09:03 - 00:20:31:12
Unknown
But is pistol carrot? No, it's rabbit chin chow. What was eating junk chow? Oh, I thought it sounded like it really bothers me. But that's what you just said with the rabbit. Is not the translation into that? No it's not. No. Because what would change what I know is rabbit in Afrikaans. I don't know, Dylan. I'm not the Rainbow Warrior of this podcast.

00:20:31:12 - 00:20:45:13
Unknown
Like you all know it would be. Haas. Haas Haas us is is is rabbit is rabbit and was horse bird. And what's bat.

00:20:45:15 - 00:20:55:24
Unknown
Flower mice. No, of course it is. And what's a flower mouse? A flower mouse would be a.

00:20:56:01 - 00:21:13:08
Unknown
Come on, a bloomer mice a bloomer mice, mice a bloomer mice. Okay, bloom flower mice. It's not the only one that makes sense, but it was a nice little trail. That of animal I thought was going to come full circle. No, I wish it did, but that's it. That's a shame. Like a mouse is just rabbit. No. So yeah, it's interesting.

00:21:13:10 - 00:21:29:07
Unknown
So that's the game we ended up playing. Okay. Well what I found it. I don't like that one. I had to put it on record. I don't like that one. And I think maybe that was just off the time, you know, of when people used to say that. But I do like pistol rabbit, carrot, carrot. I do like that one.

00:21:29:07 - 00:21:51:13
Unknown
Yeah, I do like that one a lot. So let's play three rounds of pistol rabbit carrot. Right, right. So you start like, please, please don't make me say those three words being like pistol, rabbit, carrot. One, two, three. Go. Because it's like a tongue twister for me. So everybody tongue twister formation about the word. Okay. Right. So one, two three.

00:21:51:13 - 00:22:18:04
Unknown
Go. All right. One, two three. Go or draw. 123. Go! Yeah. Right. So my carrot went up the barrel of your guide gun. Yeah. Yes, yes. Don't need to bend over. No. It's fine. We're just doing the one handed. Right. So one nil. Right. Ready? One. Two. Three. Go! That's a rock, you dick like that I forgot, I forgot the options.

00:22:18:06 - 00:22:42:16
Unknown
I need a carrot. Right. You know, fuck you Dylan. Carrot beats rock, I win. I think this is 1112. This is episode 12, I believe, and this is my first picture of three. What story will I am? I am, I am buzzing. Oh, I've got a little I got a sweat coming on Dylan I'm so excited. I'm just going to go nibble some carrots in celebration.

00:22:42:16 - 00:23:19:15
Unknown
So let's get to the first three words. Story drop down loop three word story. Dylan. Yes, for my three words, I have, well, there's no better way of saying it. Dylan I've created universe, a universe that is going to fare me well for plenty of other three word stories. I've really outdone myself this time. I put a lot of effort and a lot of thought into this one, so I've been reading a little bit about Greek mythology.

00:23:19:17 - 00:23:39:18
Unknown
Okay? You know, it's it's fucking mental, to be honest. Yeah. There's a lot of, there's a lot of, you know, into family banging. There's a lot of turning yourself into a table or bank. People of children. Children. Okay. That's one why you looked around as if I was going to be a child. That is. Well, but I just check.

00:23:39:20 - 00:23:59:08
Unknown
It's just. Timmy, just come here. Yeah. Mr.. Nice, so what do you know about Greek mythology? And what do you. What do you know much? Absolutely. I've watched, Hercules once, but of course you have it. Once yesterday? Yeah. Once yesterday. No, I honestly, you know, honestly, I don't know that much about Greek mythology. Probably the movies regarding.

00:23:59:08 - 00:24:20:16
Unknown
That's how maybe something about, was a Percy Jackson Hercules. Maybe, the other Hercules animation. And that was that was a theme. There's a real theme here, and there's Hercules in my dreams. The guy with the really big, muscly and all the oil that man up and call him hug, and he's. So you can kind of get the gist, though, right?

00:24:20:16 - 00:24:44:11
Unknown
Like there's the, the God of, you know, God of gods and then the God of tranquility and go to whatever. Yeah. If you were a Greek god. Dylan. Would you be the God of Huns? Why. I think it would be something like, like Poseidon, I think being the god of the ocean. Oh yeah. I did not.

00:24:44:11 - 00:25:05:09
Unknown
I mean, I would have had you the god of rainbows of that. Oh thank you. I would have had you, like dancing around the meadows or, you know, without fucking around. I actually, I actually thought you were going to say that, you know, I see you as, the god of something, not the the stuttering. Oh, fuck.

00:25:05:11 - 00:25:24:06
Unknown
What is, the messenger guy? The the, the messenger of the gods. What is it? Hermes. Hermes? Yeah. And I thought of freeze around. Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, that's fucking terrible. Hermes is the French would call it. So you you would be. Why the ocean? I've not seen you in the ocean once. It's it's something to to marvel at.

00:25:24:06 - 00:25:44:16
Unknown
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like a fantastic swimmer. Yeah. No I'm a great floater. I'm a great floater. You okay. Well in. Yeah. No. So now I, I really do I do enjoy the ocean. But yeah I think it's a cool thing to have. It's kind of like an like an avatar but just for water and being able to control that I think is pretty cool.

00:25:44:16 - 00:26:02:08
Unknown
Okay. So you would like have tidal waves, tsunamis. You'd be able to wreak havoc if you wanted to, if I wanted to, you know, save people. And you'd like. That is your domain. Well, that's fair enough. That's a nice little, it feels like nobody can kind of get to me there. Whereas I feel like this is turned into a therapy session.

00:26:02:09 - 00:26:31:06
Unknown
It's a it's kind of the sea. The sea would mask my tears. Dylan, are you crying again? No, I'm just in the ocean. But what I meant, like, if I'm on that side, like, if if if we are sticking to the Greek mythology theme, then I'm like, okay, well, if any of those Titans or any of the bad fucking people, I mean, the ocean is so big, it feels like I feel more powerful and I could just be there.

00:26:31:07 - 00:26:44:06
Unknown
Okay, I because it does cover most of the world, right? So like I'm like, okay, I'm I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. Like, you don't step into the water because I'll fuck. Yes. Yeah. Or I'll hide and not click.

00:26:44:08 - 00:27:05:19
Unknown
So yeah, that's, that's, that's I can take. So God of God of ocean. God of sea. Okay. Well it interesting. Well I was just a little precursor because I was thinking Dylan now I full disclosure, there is a series on Netflix that everyone should watch. By the way. It's called chaos with a K. Very good, based around Greek mythology, but like with a modern twist, Jeff Goldblum is Zeus.

00:27:06:00 - 00:27:30:03
Unknown
He's a freaking maniac. And there's it's all like, you know, they got phones and shit and it's like modern day. But yeah, it's fascinating. Okay, I would definitely recommend it. It's got a great soundtrack. It's a series about an hour long. It's it's it's it's I'll give it a go. I definitely will. And again, I will say that with most recommendations and then I never end up watching them.

00:27:30:03 - 00:27:49:17
Unknown
But yeah, I think the Greek mythology theme is this is a good one because they've really managed to sandwich it in modern society really well, where it doesn't feel like too weird. Obviously there's magic and shit in it, but not think of like Game of Thrones, but with, like Pink Flamingos and a decent soundtrack, you know? And and that's where you pretty much all with it and some banging in it as well.

00:27:49:17 - 00:28:15:12
Unknown
There's a, there's a little bit of banging. Hallelujah. Sold. So to the man of the water. Well, it got me thinking, Dylan, that is all well and good. You have Zeus. You have, Hera, you have all the main gods. And I thought if you had Greek mythology today, who would be the gods and goddesses? And I know I can see you thinking.

00:28:15:15 - 00:28:41:17
Unknown
Yeah, I've already done the thinking of those for you. I've actually I've actually put some of this together and I'm very proud of this. As I said, I'm creating a universe today. So scrap Olympus. All right. We have California's, the places where the gods live and gods and this society, as we well know, Dylan, are celebrities and mainly musicians, some of the richest people on the planet.

00:28:41:22 - 00:29:04:03
Unknown
So the most influential. And they can do what they want just as okay, the Greek gods did. So here's what I'm thinking. Right? Here's the god a god Zeus. Who's the god of gods when it comes to musicians. Yeah. Jay-Z. Thank you very much. Jesus Jay Jay Z I you nailed it. I didn't even you didn't you didn't even.

00:29:04:05 - 00:29:26:12
Unknown
Who is the God of God? You just say it just so then it's pretty obvious who the queen of the gods is, right? Right. It's Beyonce. Oh, I went with Taylor Swift. No, I'm just I'm just. Don't be silly. Don't be silly. Sorry. It's, of course, Beyonce or Balan era. All right. Bayon era. So she is the the hero, right?

00:29:26:14 - 00:29:56:17
Unknown
She's the goddess of empowerment and wisdom. Then we have Taylor Swift, or as the Greeks would call her, Swifty. Swifty, she is the goddess of love and money because she has a fucking shit ton load of money. And people, they cream, they're like, have you seen, like, videos of people at Taylor Swift concerts? They shit themselves like it is.

00:29:56:18 - 00:30:17:03
Unknown
I really think it's the funniest thing ever because I do not know how I do. And no disrespect to Swifty fans, but how do you react in such a way I like it, I have never been a fan of anything that much to you. So I was at Glastonbury many, many years ago and Beyonce was headlining, right? We were, we were right.

00:30:17:03 - 00:30:39:04
Unknown
The front two, 1 or 2 rows and dead center from the front. And there'd been girls there all day, like ten hours. We'd been there since the morning and they're just there for Beyoncé. They don't get they don't care about plan B, they don't care about. That's a good band. Yeah, yeah, he's a plan B. It's what they needed afterwards, probably at the end of of Glastonbury.

00:30:39:06 - 00:31:10:04
Unknown
But they'd been there all day waiting for her. She came out of the stage like from the from the floor upwards, like the goddess of empowerment and wisdom as she is. And 1 or 2 of them fainted. Oh, and had to be carried over the fence and taken away like, come on, it's. How can you be that? Like, I mean, hey, look, this is all right, let me trap back and not step on my own little tootsies like that.

00:31:10:06 - 00:31:30:24
Unknown
Who would who would do that? Well, people who believe in the goddess of empowerment, of wisdom. That's fine. Let's be realistic, right? Only, the goddess of gods could do that. Be on era. Okay, so then we have Taylor Swift, and then I thought, okay, she's like an Aphrodite kind of, goddess of love and love. But I wanted to to be inclusive.

00:31:31:01 - 00:31:50:18
Unknown
And I could not have Harry styles in there because he is the. I'm one of the biggest stars in the world. So he is us. And mainly because his name sounds really good style or styles, and he is the God of beauty and direction. Okay. Because he will give you that. Yeah, yeah, that's ironic that actually. Yeah. I mean, it's not ironic.

00:31:50:18 - 00:32:09:03
Unknown
I came up with that. Yeah. Because I fucking come up with it. He that direction. Yeah. Yeah yeah. Right. So he's the God of. But I'm serious. I'm creating the universe. Sure. And the more you fit and look when this gets traction, people will go deep into this and I'll think, actually, are these gods among us? Because they may be Adele.

00:32:09:05 - 00:32:36:18
Unknown
She's very much like a Persephone. Persephone, queen of the underworld and the goddess of spring. But for me, she's the goddess of sorrow and healing. Think of those ballads. I love those break ups that they've got you through. Yeah I have. Oh, okay. So you know, Adelia, write that down as she would be in the Greeks. Then we have Rihanna.

00:32:36:20 - 00:32:57:20
Unknown
Rihanna, or she's like the Athena kind, the goddess of wisdom. But I have her as the goddess of independence and umbrellas. So she'll keep the rain on. So she'll keep, keep mister water guy over there off you. Then we've got Billie Eilish. She's like the Hades, the underworld. But I've got her as the goddess of shadows and rebellion.

00:32:57:22 - 00:33:22:10
Unknown
Alicia would be her name in Greek. Then we have Drake, of course. Drake. He's like the Hecate goddess or God of magic and crossroads. I've got him is the god of battles. Like rap battles. Yeah, and the God of youth. Look into that. What you will then. We have. I have his grave. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want to make this very clear to you, Dylan.

00:33:22:12 - 00:33:43:17
Unknown
Yes. Drake. Cos is the God of use youth. No one else. Drake. Okay. No one else. All right? No. The name I said the Drake. Listen, that's a bit too much. It it's more of that coming. Ariana Grande. She's a bit like the Iris. She is our goddess of harmony and playfulness. Ariana grande. Yeah. That's fitting. Yeah.

00:33:43:17 - 00:34:11:21
Unknown
You feel like she's flicking the hair around, you know, she's feeling playful. We have Lady Gaga or Gaga. The god of sun and Art. She's a frickin Hollywood actress, man. She's the goddess of performance and art. Then we have, last but not least, Ed Sheeran. He's our Prometheus. He's the bringer of fire. He's ginger. Yeah. And he is a storyteller, as Prometheus was so sure.

00:34:12:01 - 00:34:39:09
Unknown
This is the god of storytelling and being ginger that you could fire. So this is my universe of celebrity slash gods. Still. Okay, but but still in this story is not about any of them today. This story. Oh, yeah. Let's just this is a ballad. I just said something completely different. This this is actually about Zacharias. Oh, is she the villain?

00:34:39:12 - 00:35:09:22
Unknown
The goddess of truth and rhythm? Or you, as us mere mortals may know her? Shakira. Yeah. So this is about Shakira. Okay, so all these gods. So the gods are involved. It's Californians, right? It's the big world of gods. Titans beyond us mere mortals. Dylan and and the gods were at a party. They were at P Diddy. Assistant AI, the god of lewd lubrication and marital aids.

00:35:09:24 - 00:35:13:17
Unknown
And they were a.

00:35:13:19 - 00:35:38:17
Unknown
And they were, accrete off. They were having a party. Nothing untoward. Look, you know Greek mythology, right? There's a mad shit going on, okay? Yeah. And who's not to say the freakouts. I'm not precise. Exactly like the what the Greeks would do, so I. Hey, I'm not going to say it. It's not saying it's right, but let's be real now, in this kind of world, Pedius would have a place for his creature.

00:35:38:19 - 00:36:04:16
Unknown
So set the scene fully. You got a big villa out in California. You know. You've got Jesus in the corner bobbing his head. You know he's looking over a bay, an era, you know, she's just frickin breaking down some some beats in the corner. You got style us. He's just looking handsome. So handsome in the corner. He's just radiates handsome enough off that guy Adela.

00:36:04:18 - 00:36:31:16
Unknown
Speaking to style of stop. I pray to a Bible, I. You ain't got no sorry. You know, as as she would a would and you got Draco's spits beats in the corner. Draco's jackals. Yeah. Did you hear the OT Drake. Draco's you know he's beat spits bars in the corner. And there you have our hero of this story, Chakiris, playing a sick game of twister.

00:36:31:21 - 00:37:04:17
Unknown
Now, my dear little face. When you have hips of truth, then it allows you to have the most flexible hips there is. So she was slaying everyone at the game of twister, just absolutely smashing them down to the ground. No one no one could put a candle up to the ash. Curious. And the thing is, when you are the God of God still in, you don't tend to like it when people outshine you, so I will.

00:37:04:17 - 00:37:41:15
Unknown
God of gods. Jesus. Well, he had 99 problems and now she carries was one of them. And he said she curious. No one will outdo the God of gods, Jesus. I shall put a curse upon you where you will have the most disproportional bosom in all of California's knowing full well. This would tarnish her reputation as the best twister player in the whole of California's, and their weight her down, pushing people off the twister board.

00:37:41:15 - 00:38:13:03
Unknown
She lost immediately. People were laughing. Hahaha. Oh my God! Bite! Oh you rubbish twisted there. Serious going it's okay darling. Tim. What a fucking. Hey, I'm just a ginger guy. It's just, you'll be all right, love. And so on and so forth. She carries the shorts. She can't, with hits of truth say that she's having a good time.

00:38:13:05 - 00:38:54:02
Unknown
So she leaves California and goes down to earth, upset and sad. Specifically Dylan. She lands on the southern tip of Africa. The rainbow state of South Africa. A wry smile Valley Lloyd her to light up represent. So she says she's very sad with a disproportionate bosom. She says, damn you, Jesus, how dare you? How dare you do this to me just because I was the best twister player in all of the land?

00:38:54:04 - 00:39:06:10
Unknown
If I you could be here now. God damn, I would strike any deal with you to get these enormous bosoms off my chest. And then.

00:39:06:12 - 00:39:44:14
Unknown
We had that from last week's sick right? No drawbridge. Jay-Z. Jesus comes out of the drawbridge of California, and he says, how about an uncle? Do you she curious, want more? She says, yes. Jesus, please. I will do anything to have these enormous bosoms off of my chest. He goes, And he has a think, and he has a ponder.

00:39:44:16 - 00:40:07:24
Unknown
And with a nod of his head and a tip of his flat cap, the enormous breasts are reduced to dust. But behind her the mountains rise upon us, and Tabletop Mountain is born. So never shall Shakira.

00:40:08:01 - 00:40:50:08
Unknown
Have her humble breasts ever mistaken for mountains. No more. And Jay-Z says your simple prophecy is this prophecy. Prophecy seen? If you want to maintain breasts, small and humble, they will not be confused with mountains. And to regain your champion spot. Twista, you must return to this land later in life with your hips of truth. And sing I can waka waka.

00:40:50:10 - 00:41:17:12
Unknown
Jesus vanishes. She carious goes off on earth with her breasts. Small and humble with a hips. But do not lie, you still don't. As one of the I still don't to this day. She will never be tainted by Gerard Pique. That bastard man. Well, and that is Dylan. Not only the formation of Tabletop Mountain, which you brought up.

00:41:17:16 - 00:41:57:13
Unknown
Yeah, in this motherfucking podcast earlier on. And not prompted, by the way. Everyone not prompted. Just pure, pure chance and the birth of the modern celebrity Greek mythology. To be continued. So there we are not now to be continued immediately and go back and after the outbreak. So. So yeah, Dylan, I'm not going to lie, I don't because I was, I was because my hips off because I am sensational twisted.

00:41:57:15 - 00:42:18:07
Unknown
So look, we are just scratching the surface of what this universe can and will be. So when the right three words come up for the right story, or should I say myth, they shall be told to them, they shall be told. But that is just the introduction to one of our gods slash goddesses. As many more to come.

00:42:18:09 - 00:42:41:00
Unknown
Okay. Yeah. Here we go. So now we've we've got ourselves. We've got ourselves a universe an already. So no pressure on you, big boy. Dylan, what have you got? Dropped down low. Three word story. Frothing fosters and colloquial.

00:42:41:02 - 00:43:05:08
Unknown
Writing. Dylan. Now, I know you might be confused as to how these words might fit into each other, but that's why I'm here is literally your job. It's literally all job. Yeah. Don't be paid. Yeah, we will, we will, we will. The listeners will buy the products and sell them. Yes. I guess I should set the scene.

00:43:05:10 - 00:43:32:19
Unknown
So we are going to Ananda. The to the country. Australia, by the way. Oh, okay. So we want to we want to. Dylan I'll stop going in the table. Get it. Get a few knees. You know, there's gonna have to be, No. So we are then going back to Australia, roughly, let's say, 1800s, 1850s, to be more specific.

00:43:32:19 - 00:43:55:22
Unknown
Yeah. Okay. And, it was still under British rule, I believe. Yes. It's like. Right. Right. Yeah. It's still under, the British rule. However, the Australians have been the kind of long enough. Well, people have been there long enough to kind of start finding their own feet. And that leads us to a gentleman called Jack.

00:43:55:24 - 00:44:31:01
Unknown
Okay. Not gentleman Jack. Jack the gentleman Jack general. Right now Jack was fortunate enough to be well educated right to be studied somewhere in some of these fancier universities. Could you you're the detail in your stories is just phenomenal. A do you know what the Pinocchio effect, please. I'm lying. If it felt like you were embodying Jack's intelligence, though, with the way that you would just, like, just off the top of your head, giving out details left, right and center.

00:44:31:02 - 00:44:59:04
Unknown
I was like, Jack, Jack is that Jack is good, I might yeah. Jack. Yeah. Get off the door. Anyway, sorry, that was the Titanic. Anyway, so as she faded, Jake, get off the door like you're walking. Sink in the door. Jake. Anyway, so, Jack, being fortunate enough to be a well-educated man, however, was kind of tired the way things had been kind of been done by the Brits.

00:44:59:04 - 00:45:32:03
Unknown
Any kind of just felt like we should take a bit more initiative as Australians to kind of, build, build the country and really foster, I guess, into nationalism. National lager. That was nicely done. The first to to to bring something, something better, something more. So, he figured, you know what? I will host a colloquium. Well by the way let me just paint the picture for everyone at home.

00:45:32:05 - 00:45:59:19
Unknown
The sheer smugness on their face. His face when he absolutely nailed the pronunciation and the integration of that word on it. That is a happy man over there. It's a happy rainbow with a great rainbow worry. Still early days. We'll get there. We'll get there. I'll get there. Anyway, he figured, you know what? I'll host a colloquium in the Sydney City Center for the Australian Academics to speak to the issues.

00:45:59:19 - 00:46:24:16
Unknown
And maybe, some of the initiatives to, like I said, foster the growth of dear old Oz. Right. So he set a date and he set off on his marketing campaign. July 26th, 7 p.m.. It's the date Colloquium set.

00:46:24:18 - 00:46:54:24
Unknown
He waits. Day comes. Still waits. Waits. Time passes. It's 730. Nobody shows up because, Yeah, let's be honest, up until today, Australia doesn't have any academics. So yeah, it's, it's not one, no one, no one shows, by the way they sound. That probably checks out. Yeah, I'm taking the piss now. Shall we have a nice chit to each other?

00:46:54:24 - 00:47:25:05
Unknown
No, I can't get y'all a lager instead. Might. So anyway, Jack Dishearten strolls off down the street. Kind of sad. Very sad. Eventually passing a construction site, and, he seems to be, Well, there's a couple of construction workers, and they seem to be frothing about something over, a couple of beers. Yeah, yeah, I'm not so good again.

00:47:25:12 - 00:47:46:22
Unknown
Let's just let's just tap into that one slightly. Yeah. Frothing about, frothing about some beers, frothing about not some beers. Frothing about over some beers. Is that how would you how you'd say I because technically what kind of what is frothing to you. Well, frothing is I guess would be the thing with the milk where they

00:47:46:24 - 00:48:12:21
Unknown
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. However, I have heard it in the context of frothing, like where people, have having argument, frothing at the mouth. Yeah. So angry. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like yeah. So they're having an argument over beers, over beers, over a couple of beers. Okay, okay, okay. Hey, hey, for the listeners at home, I was just embodying the maybe confused listener who was like, is that the correct use of frothing?

00:48:12:23 - 00:48:29:15
Unknown
And I. You know what? That was interesting. That was interesting. Oh, thank you for stealing my my thunder. My thunder. Thunder from down under. I don't have that button. Yeah.

00:48:29:17 - 00:48:55:00
Unknown
Right. So stroll down the street and see something going down. Figured. Okay, well, let me let me go have a look and see what what's it's about. And, kind of wanting to break up the commotion and. One of the guys looks at Jack and says, listen, my. Let me do an Australian. Yeah. Let's go, let's go look at Will.

00:48:55:00 - 00:49:20:02
Unknown
And this is good. He said, oh, hey fella, you look little looking a bit down. I figure you, you need a drink. And, Jacqueline said, no no no no no no, he says not. And I'm, I, you know, I'm just fine. He says, now I'm on he. You got something on your mind?

00:49:20:16 - 00:49:40:17
Unknown
Just, just just kind of have it out, have a beer. And he says, yeah, but I don't want to talk, though. He says, yeah, it's fine. Drink. And, he hands in my beer and, it's a Foster's. I say. Hansen. Good. Foster's. Yeah, I forgot I needed to bring that in there, so. Yeah. So he sends him a Foster's.

00:49:40:17 - 00:50:13:18
Unknown
Yeah, yeah. I don't know if that was on purpose or by mistake. It was definitely on purpose. Yeah, it was definitely interesting to. Anyway. So one Foster's leads to another leads to another three, five, four. That's. No no no. 456. You nailed collusion. Yeah. You can do something. Oh, you got all your brain power to execute. It's good luck.

00:50:14:17 - 00:50:37:07
Unknown
Fuck you, you know? You know, I said there will be no bicycling. And then they had a big three, three, five, four. Oh, did some Boston licking the nail. Well, I'm on behalf of, no. You know, on my, I'm actually just embodying the story, and that's that's all I can for. I feel that I'm on more of a beer.

00:50:37:07 - 00:51:03:04
Unknown
Number 43454 far fucking job and fucking give me another job. Yes. How I oh, it's. So eventually Jack just just opens up on the issues and, he says, fuck, guys, I'm ready, I'm ready. Talk about it. Ready? Ready to open up about what I think kind of pissed me off. And he then, he said, no, I had this colloquium.

00:51:03:04 - 00:51:36:13
Unknown
Nobody showed up. And I really, really want to. I've got big plans for for us and kind of the way up, however, I just need some financial backing and there's a bit of other things that that seem to, to hinder the growth. But I really do think we are a smart bunch, smart bunch of people. And then, Bob, drunk as shit makes, makes a suggestion.

00:51:36:13 - 00:52:10:04
Unknown
He said, well, you know what? I'm tired of of the longer words, it hurts my brain. And he said, it's Jack kind of humors him and and says, well, well, Bob, what do you have in mind? Says, you know what? The word barbecue is rough. Mike. Why don't call? We just call it something like. Like Bobby. Okay? And or maybe like avocado.

00:52:10:10 - 00:52:47:13
Unknown
It's it's a long word. Maybe it's it's a shortener to avo and, maybe, like mosquito, he also doesn't like it. It doesn't work. Why not call? Call it. Just call it Mozzie. And needless to say, Jack thinking. All right, so we've got a couple of got a couple of abbreviations here. And, anyway, so the drunk bunch one, kind of one guy made a comment and he says, yeah, well, that's cool, that's cool.

00:52:47:13 - 00:53:12:24
Unknown
Afternoon. Although, and, wait, they've already had avocados. I yeah, but I've only, her via avo. Yes. James. That's actually apparently what they call afternoon in Australia although. Well that must that must lead to many complications. AVO in the avo. AVO in the avo. So I see you in the avo and then avo. What the fuck you give me?

00:53:12:24 - 00:53:34:03
Unknown
That's all. I'm going to see you light us I see light. I want that green fruit, you dickhead. Yeah, that was a good ticket. So. Oh, breakfast. And Ricky, that was another one that I that that that Bob Bob brought up that was kind of just going up and down, pretty anyway. And then Joel, that there's always a Joel.

00:53:34:03 - 00:53:56:05
Unknown
Joel made the comment. Yeah. Joel made the comment. And he was like, you know, on and I'm, I'm tired of the, the fucking kangaroo jokes or us fucking kangaroos jokes cuz jokes and and kind of people. Lina. Because a Joel nobody makes jokes like that. It's only you. Why do you you kind of have something to tell us.

00:53:56:07 - 00:54:16:18
Unknown
And he's like, no, I'm just I'm just. I'm just saying like that. Like, I don't like people thinking that I fuck kangaroos. And Joel sounds shady. Joel. Joel sounds shady because Joel brought that up out of nowhere. We're talking about abbreviations. And then Joel is just popping up, being like, oh, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not fucking. I'm no, I'm not fucking a kangaroo.

00:54:16:20 - 00:54:40:01
Unknown
No, you say that and fucking oh, that'd be really hard to shag anyway. Probably. Well then judges all fuck guys listen like if it ever comes up, like, with me in the conversation, can we just say spiders? I, I don't like, yeah, I like, yeah. I'm like, we're not here to fuck spiders. So I'd rather have that kind of make the rounds then.

00:54:40:01 - 00:54:58:06
Unknown
Me fucking kangaroos. So, Yeah, if we could please just stick with with, less so. Joel. Fuck. Spiders. Yeah. He rather fuck spiders. He'd rather than gangling. He's right. Yeah, yeah, because it wouldn't. People then just think that Joel has a tiny penis. Yeah, but instead of one that could do that. But no, that's actually what they say.

00:54:58:06 - 00:55:20:23
Unknown
If, if they say to to get things done is don't fuck spiders, it's actually a, an Aussie slang. Don't fuck spiders. Inaudible. What does not mean we, So it's it's a start. It's like a, like it's a public health warning. One day at a time on the TV, like we're we're interrupting this program. We're interrupting this program, you fucking dickhead.

00:55:21:00 - 00:55:45:09
Unknown
But I need to tell you something. You. I'm talking to you, Joel. Get your dick out. Spiders might fucking get your dick out. Yeah! Stop it! Stop! Nice out there. That's kind of. So that's way the, the phrase don't fuck spiders, comes from. I didn't even know. Yeah. No, but what does it mean? It's like we're not here to fuck about.

00:55:45:09 - 00:56:13:20
Unknown
Yeah, okay. Fucking spiders. And that came from Joel. Joel. That's that's Joel. Bob. Bob then claimed, avo. AVO brekkie. Mozzie. I think it was. Oh, no. Bob was his lazy boss. Halloween Bobby about. Oh and Bobby. Yes I Bob claim those and then then I'll what kind of James James did you get that. Yeah I just pull that I yeah, yeah that was James.

00:56:13:23 - 00:56:44:11
Unknown
Yeah. He was like, you know, it. And then we'll call McDonald's. Macca's. And everyone was like, oh, what's what's McDonald's says, I don't know, I kind of had this idea of this fast food, burger chain where it's kind of like a quick system where you could kind of get the food at the hamburgers at quicker, and then the follow up prevent people from fucking spiders all the time.

00:56:44:13 - 00:57:21:00
Unknown
But he was like, nah, I'm probably just fucking drunk. So I'll just tell us, like, we'll go on with this on another time. So, yeah. The, The one guy he ended up James even he was like, you know, I want to, I want to I really want to normalize drinking. Adam, show. If I don't have a container, like, I feel like it's all good for for celebrations, then you could just let me pour.

00:57:21:00 - 00:57:50:05
Unknown
You'll be in a perfectly well container, pour it into my shoe, and then we'll just do a shoe shop, and then we'll call it a shui. Oh, shui control, who's a freaking fun meeting? This one is so all of the Australian culture, Jack. No, not achieving much that particular evening. Besides a couple of abbreviations, but he sure shit had a good time.

00:57:50:07 - 00:58:12:11
Unknown
Like the Aussies know how to, and they just got on with it. And that was the birth of the Australia as we know it. I guess. And that is now actually. And it was something that I wanted to I thought about adding to the story. There was someone in 1851, that was, that actually discovered gold.

00:58:12:13 - 00:58:32:16
Unknown
And that's what led to, like the major kind of, well, that was one of the the major things that had a very big impact in the growth of. And that's when the British got really interested. It's like, what was it like now we're going, now we're going, which we don't really want to stick around here, just fucking weirdo fucking spiders in the corner.

00:58:32:20 - 00:58:53:23
Unknown
Oh, I'm not A0I come a fucking this in the corner. I was bloody glowing over here. At least it's not a kangaroo, but, Nice. I've. Yeah, that's that's, Well, I'm more impressed with that. Dylan, I really went as soon as your main character was Jack. Yeah, I completely assumed you were just going to do the part from kangaroo Jack.

00:58:54:00 - 00:59:12:03
Unknown
I just thought, oh, if that's, it's going to be a Jack is going to be a kangaroo. That's why no one turned up to the meeting. These guys are shit face. They were talking to a kangaroo. Joel was flirting with him. Joe was winking at is like a plot twist. Timing. Let's go back to morph. All right.

00:59:12:03 - 00:59:39:23
Unknown
So Jack is with a sore anus? Yeah. Was leaving Joel's house, and I hopped on a Barbie. Well, well. So. I mean, that was your three words. Well shoehorned into. Yes. So you had Foster's, Foster's and, Foster's, Foster's and more. Foster's. Was that 5 or 4 or. No. Eight is full. Foster's and Colloquium and oh frothing froth.

00:59:39:23 - 01:00:02:17
Unknown
I just had to. Yeah, I they were arguing. We we covered that one. Well mine was super ultra enhancement. What could be more of a super ultra enhancement than massive mountain side breast? Nothing nice. Yeah. So I think we really we really got into words there. And I think more than anything, Dylan, we call the birth of a universe.

01:00:02:19 - 01:00:29:17
Unknown
We've had the birth of the Australian language basically. And fucking spiders. Fucking spiders. Next week, Dylan, we were going to look for somewhere weird on Google Earth maps. Oh, just that was a good note. Just like we're gonna go find some weird, weird whilst this lump on my bum. That would be a weird thing to have three word story.

01:00:30:03 - 01:00:53:05
Unknown
So yeah, we're going to do somewhere weird on Google Earth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think. Yeah. Fucking yeah. It's good. Yeah. Whether it's conspiracy theories or location is is that. Yeah, yeah. We'll find somewhere. And as Jesus would say. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. See you next week. Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.

01:00:53:05 - 01:01:20:06
Unknown
Brown I don't know what the true story. Yeah, that was great. Drop it down. Loop three story. Thank you for listening to this week's three word story. If you would like to get in touch with James and Dylan, then please email us at the three word story at gmail.com. Send you reviews, negative or positive, or even your three words and will read them out on air.

01:01:20:08 - 01:01:22:09
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See you next week.