13. Outing Di’caprio & Cartel Hostages

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00:00:00:00 - 00:00:22:11
Unknown
Fantastique. Fantastico. Right. Can you hear? You? Good. You ready to? I am dropping down low three with rum, why can't I? Am I so? Hello? Yeah. No. I'm done. Yeah, right. Ready to go? As ready as I'll ever be. James. Oh, hey, Dylan, drop it down. Just want to see, Dylan, drop the ground. Don't be shy, Dylan.

00:00:22:11 - 00:00:48:24
Unknown
Go, Bonanza. Shake your body like a Dylan dance. Dylan d face dick head to dick. Facing Dylan. And of the dildo of the Shire. Yeah, we go for that again of Sharon ING Dylan. It's been some time, as it always has been, in the inconsistencies of three word story. But how the fuck have you been? How you doing?

00:00:49:05 - 00:01:06:23
Unknown
Yeah, yeah. You, sticking with that intro. That was great. It was all over the place. But like, our consistency of recording this podcast. So I thought I'd keep it on the brand. Three what story coming at you this week? Two weeks, a month? Who knows. No one is keeping you. Guess in three. What story or how? How have you been?

00:01:07:00 - 00:01:26:22
Unknown
What have you been doing since we last did this? Two weeks? Yeah, it's been about two weeks. I'm. Well, yeah, I'm good buddy. Thanks for asking. You're so welcome. We'll pretend like this didn't happen before we did the podcast. That was a cold start. Yeah. Wow. We're just peeking behind the curtain of real life, you guys. What we mean to each other before we usually do this in silence.

00:01:26:24 - 00:01:46:14
Unknown
How are you? I'm not telling you. Wait, wait, wait until the part, dickhead. You got any stories? Anything happened? Wait to the podcast. You dickhead. Well that's fine, I would have warning. I may have pissed off some cartel members. Some gang members? I'm not quite sure. I just got a lot, honestly. I'll just drop that the.

00:01:46:15 - 00:02:05:15
Unknown
You know. Yeah, I could see it coming. Yeah? Yeah. So you seem like a person that would piss off anyone. Anyone? Yeah. No. Specifically the cartel specific. Specifically the gun. You shook my hand. You like, James? James, you. Yeah. You strike me this, certain guy to piss off a Colombian. It's a puzzle for Pedro. Yeah, yeah, I just don't.

00:02:05:15 - 00:02:27:03
Unknown
I just don't like this stuff in general. And this stuff, it's not good product. Yeah, it's not good product. It's not good for society, and it's not good for kids at the end of the day. So, everyone don't do drugs to try to in school. Yeah, yeah, stay in school. Don't do drugs. The only thing that you should be blowing is the spliff of life.

00:02:27:05 - 00:02:44:21
Unknown
That's. It's not saying that sentence that I had no way out of it. Yes, I just went for it. I mentioned blow and I mentioned kids before. So how do I separate this entirely? That's fair. And that's how that's how we got there. Well, I'm glad that we have very little else to share together over, over two weeks.

00:02:45:09 - 00:03:05:18
Unknown
I've been I've been with my friend Matt. We've been doing a touristy adventure in the city of Dubai where we live. So we've just been drinking, eating, generally doing touristy stuff. Touristy stuff. Yeah. We went to Global Village. Like, let's let's pretend I know you look at me, Dylan, like we fucking spoken about this, but this is for.

00:03:05:22 - 00:03:23:17
Unknown
This is for listing shit. All right? This is just impromptu Glasto. Just. It's just fucking you. Just, like, why are you giving me the, you know, get past this fucking segment, right? Some people are. Some people at home may want to know about, let's say, Global Village. Right? It's not all about you. Okay, I know, I know, I should be more professional.

00:03:23:17 - 00:03:44:20
Unknown
Please, please continue. Right. So me and my friends went to a lovely place called Global Village. Actually, Dylan, go fuck yourself. I barely told you about it. All right, so I'm going to tell you about it right now. If you want to go to a place that is right for the listeners at home, Global Village, it's as what it says on the tin.

00:03:44:22 - 00:04:11:01
Unknown
You enter, and there are basically countries in inverted brackets, like you have a big facade of, let's say, Russia, and you go in and there's stores and stuff to buy of that country global, global Village and some, Ferris wheels and, and stuff like that. Now you go in, let's take Russia, for example. You walk in and and on your right there is indeed a Russian shop, a stall, actually, a shop is a bit of an overstatement.

00:04:11:01 - 00:04:32:09
Unknown
Let's call it a stool. Okay. Stool. Right. You go there and they have the Russian hats. They have the Russian dolls over very Russian. Then you look to the left and then there's some kind of licorice stool, and then you go after that and then some chocolate, and then after that, maybe they're selling some tea, and then after that, they're just selling some T-shirts and you go, okay, all right, there's some Russian here.

00:04:32:09 - 00:04:51:00
Unknown
So let's, let's go to the, the Jordanian section. Okay. So you go to the Jordanian section and you enter in line up at the first stall. Interesting stuff man. That's that's Jordanian. Right. So you have some Jordanian herbs, some food and a poncho. Whatever else the Jordanians do, I'm not quite sure. The Middle East in the middle is in some plateau.

00:04:51:02 - 00:05:11:02
Unknown
And then to the left of that is like a liquor store. And then next to that, maybe a chocolate store, and then after that, maybe a tea store. Okay. And that. Yeah, you get the gist. Right. So you kind of wander around a few times and you realize, okay, I've seen this store 15 times already. 15 times I've seen this store until you get to the Indian section.

00:05:11:02 - 00:05:30:09
Unknown
Now the Indian section, to anyone who's going to visit Global Village, I'd highly recommend, because they had, got a whole show in that I had a little mini stage. Some dance is on there and it wasn't choreographed beautifully. Okay. But that was the, Yeah, I looked at it and I thought I could do that, that that's kind of the level.

00:05:30:13 - 00:05:51:03
Unknown
All right. So it's relatable. That's how I see those things. Very relatable. You know there was some sizable people in there not so coordinated. And like I feel that like you get up on that stage now I, wiggle my belly, and I like, I like that feeling of inclusion. I can wiggle my bad back. Yeah, yeah, well, I belly dancing, you know, but I'm not going to go in there and say that I'm to the level of belly dancing.

00:05:51:03 - 00:06:08:12
Unknown
It will me a belly jiggle is what we be. You know, the, you know, I get like the what a fat kid does in The Goonies, you know, the truffle shuffle. I'll be Indian truffle shuffling, basically. So that one was a good stool. And then other things to do is just eat. Gorged yourself on food. Did you ever play Roller Coaster Tycoon growing up?

00:06:08:16 - 00:06:29:07
Unknown
No. For those who did, it is essentially Rollercoaster tycoon, which is a PC game where you could you build roller coasters and you could put stools down and the stools would be like fries, mook fries and burger licious, but they would just be like one of each stool. And then when you make your park so big, you just have to keep repeating the same shops over and over again.

00:06:29:07 - 00:06:53:05
Unknown
See, like I seen that Shwarma shop 17 times in the past five minutes, but it's, you know, it's what it is still highly recommended. Global village, you know, go there, get yourself some stuff and some candy floss and some food and do a jiggle and some whatnot. But it was truly a global, global village. Other than that, deface, went on a desert safari.

00:06:53:15 - 00:07:13:17
Unknown
For those who don't know, in, in the if you go for a desert safari, zero animals to very little animals. I don't know how the word safari translates. It doesn't translate well, not perfectly well, but it was fun. You basically get picked up in a Nissan Patrol big 4x4, and he just fucks it up and down some sand dunes.

00:07:13:17 - 00:07:33:23
Unknown
Gives you whiplash for a while. You basically like snowboards down a sand dune, which is fun for 0.001 seconds when you realize that as soon as you fall over, which you will fall over because you don't know how to snowboard, because you want to fucking sand you. So you're now covered in sand, and it's in your anus and in your hair and everywhere.

00:07:34:00 - 00:07:55:20
Unknown
That's like a but it's a proper snowboard. Just just help me because this is something that I would like to attempt. Okay. But 0.000 fun. Some seconds of some of them are like a bit like, like a snow board, kind of. It's not like it's a mixture of whatever. Yeah. Like you could sit on it on your ass and then you can stand on it sideways.

00:07:55:22 - 00:08:28:24
Unknown
Maybe they are specific sand boards and I'm just being very ignorant. There's a there's a high possibility what it looked like more so with some spare wood that someone had, that someone put some plastic. Okay. Kind of. You see, that's kind of. I'm just so basically in Namibia many moons ago, I did the same thing, like there was a sand dune, and then you could then do the sand skiing and I just looked at this thinking, I could have made this in my backyard type story.

00:08:28:24 - 00:08:49:11
Unknown
Yeah. Which is a plank of wood. And now we go down this thing and I didn't think it was possible because most of the people kind of fell off the first. Yeah. On something like that. I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, two seconds of it, it's a different pow. It's different powder to the snow powder. Sand powder is a different powder because obviously the snow I would have shredded I would have shredded some.

00:08:49:11 - 00:09:09:04
Unknown
No, I would have I would have not that shred and I would shred it all over the. No, it would be long and they'd be like well barrage, that is some sick gnar you just shredding. Yeah. And they would have them, but they didn't. Now what I would say, to be fair to them, if you are in a country that has sand dunes, you're probably not going to have a large import of snowboards.

00:09:09:06 - 00:09:27:21
Unknown
So I fair enough, right, that they're not snowboards. And and then what do you do? Well, you get yourself a piece of wood small on the bottom of it and off you fuck. So that was all very lovely. And then we went to the, the the place. It's like a camp. Right. And then in the middle, there's a woman who just basically.

00:09:27:21 - 00:09:45:16
Unknown
Right. So this is the order. It went okay. Right. So man number one, she has rights. Yeah. Yeah. He has a woman. So man number one dancer. So it's in this like this central circle that has like a little moat around it with some water. And then you're sat to the side just outside the tent with a little table.

00:09:45:19 - 00:10:03:22
Unknown
You sat on a beanbag which is designed to ruin your posture and destroy your spine the whole time. So you don't want to stay, and you eat just some Arabic foods and Moroccan food. The food was delicious, okay? It was delicious. Yeah, yeah. And I was in there and I wasn't sure. Yeah. No, because I really wanted to emphasize how delicious it was.

00:10:03:23 - 00:10:24:13
Unknown
Right. You put the D in delicious as you know. Did. And, so the first guy he comes in now, it was quite impressive. So he comes in with a it's a bit like a dress. He looks like he's dressed like something from a kid show. Okay. Like, Okay. So colorful. Colorful. Yeah. It looks like a bit like, a circus tent.

00:10:24:16 - 00:10:45:08
Unknown
Oh, see, like, that looks a bit silly, but this guy, he starts spinning when he starts spinning. Dylan, this guy doesn't stop spinning, right? He's just spinning and spinning and spinning. It looks like he's going to take off. So he's got, like, what? Looks like a helicopter rotor around his waist. Right? Do you think this guy's doing this for 3 or 4 minutes and he hasn't fallen over once and he doesn't look dizzy, so I'm impressed.

00:10:45:08 - 00:11:02:07
Unknown
I'm in. He then separates his helicopter skirt in two and it kind of lifts up like a UFO and goes to the top of his head, and he's spinning this one as well. So he looks like, a diabolo. Is it the upload? Like, you know, when you have the sticks in the string and that that spinny thing?

00:11:02:07 - 00:11:17:20
Unknown
Yeah. I actually think you. Yeah, yeah. So it looks like just a diabolo when he's fucking spinning and spinning, and then he takes that one off and he's spinning above his arm and he's just like, this is going for like ten minutes. The guy's spinning, not falling over, not thrown up. Sensational stuff. Round of applause. Five out of five for you.

00:11:17:24 - 00:11:39:22
Unknown
Yeah, I think it's me who is going to follow that act up. Now. The woman comes in and she's dressed very elegantly. Very nice. Anything. Okay, maybe we're going to have some interpretive dance, maybe do some breakdancing, maybe do some kick flips. Who knows? But this guy said that. He said that by fucking high, by spinning for ten minutes.

00:11:39:24 - 00:12:06:09
Unknown
She lights, she starts rolling is no joke. She starts whistling. No, she starts. No she doesn't. She does it. That would have been more impressive. Yeah. She essentially has like a lantern. She lights the lantern which has incense in it and is a powerful incense. If you've ever been to any Arabic country and you go to any the markets, you know, they they love their incense, just like, you know, and the ood and whatever else.

00:12:06:09 - 00:12:25:20
Unknown
And then they want to get the smells up inside you. And that's what she did. So she held this lantern and she just kind of waved from side to side so she could, like, look at one tent. She'd wave from side to side a bit, like she's stood on like a deck of a boat that's on choppy waters.

00:12:25:20 - 00:12:47:18
Unknown
Yeah. Okay. So she's kind of her feet are planted, but her hips are kind of just waving from the side bit bit, you know. Yeah, that's fair. But now I'm also trying to think, okay, well, what could she be doing? Like what? What's a what's, what's a shtick? What's, and that's basically where it ended that, that is essentially she did this, she did 3 or 4 rounds of this.

00:12:47:18 - 00:13:05:02
Unknown
And you just waiting like, okay, any second a fairy is going to fly out of the lantern. No. Okay. Any second she's going to backflip. Yeah. Any second someone is going to come on a motorbike, drive up a ramp through a fire circle. Yeah, none of that happened. Shouting Pew pew and. Yeah, exactly. Pew! And then something exploded.

00:13:05:04 - 00:13:27:03
Unknown
None of that happened. She left anything in. Okay. Bizarre. That was weird. That's first guy. Ultra electric. Never stopped fucking spinning. Yeah, she just made the place smell. I don't know if like there was room somewhere with toilets or she dropped one before and she was just like, right. I've got to sort this stuff out. Yeah, she just made the place smell the third guy that came in.

00:13:27:03 - 00:13:52:02
Unknown
Okay. Oh, shit. So that was really that I thought you were kind of teeing yourself up for. And then I came in like. Yeah. And then. And then I came in with my impressions. Please do. On shit. Oh, fuck I do. Oh, wow. What a shitty improv. What's up doc? Oh, that was great. That was unfair of me.

00:13:52:02 - 00:14:13:02
Unknown
That was it. Hey, you got me on the spot. Do I have an impression? I don't have a, No, but hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Wait a minute. How how? I don't even know how far out stitch from Lilo and Stitch. Shit. Yeah. But however, he he might be slightly intoxicated. Yeah, yeah, I imagine that guy would come.

00:14:13:02 - 00:14:30:05
Unknown
So she behaves like one. He just goes in, terrorizes a lovely Hawaiian family through a hole. He learns not to. Yeah. Give stitch a chance. Yeah, yeah, I know, but he started off as a bit of a C-word anyway. So anyway, I mean, we'll fucking right again on some here, but basically the third guy comes in you thinking, right?

00:14:30:07 - 00:14:55:07
Unknown
They started off strong and I guess that was the main event maybe. And then we've got incense lady who's just smelling the place up. Yeah. Third guy, motherfucking fire breathing. Just comes in on swallow in paraffin. I guess whatever they do. And he's breathing fire everywhere. He has, like, this Darth Maul style lightsaber that's like double ended flames that he's spinning around everywhere.

00:14:55:13 - 00:15:18:00
Unknown
He's got, like, what looks like oil over his arms to make it look like his biceps look awesome. He's breathing fire. He's spinning it. These two dudes have just made it look like utter shit. Like, someone needs to have a meeting there. Where like like you guys like the tension answer shit. Exactly right. I'm not saying this agenda thing is not agenda thing, all right?

00:15:18:00 - 00:15:43:20
Unknown
Like I couldn't do much more than smelling the place, so I just fucking get up into the place. Right up. So there's some riot, dude. Yeah. The choppy wave being like, yeah, yeah. It's just, so the sand white, pretty grainy, and so. Yeah, someone needs to have a meeting there. They need to either she needs to up it up with the back flip or, you know, it's like five minutes of some quick comedy.

00:15:43:23 - 00:16:11:02
Unknown
All they need to tone it down a bit less spins and not the double ended fire. But, hey, that was my week so far. I thought I'd give you the lowdown in a very quick 15 minutes and 50s. Well much appreciated. Yeah. So Dylan moody face. You'll three words or our three words. We were going to find a place and everyone would have forgotten because the last episode was probably by the, by the time this comes out would have been several years ago.

00:16:11:04 - 00:16:38:14
Unknown
So to remind the listeners, hey, did we have to find these words and why? Yeah. So, if I remember correctly, we had places on Google that you can find on Google Maps or, I mean, whether it be satellite photos or kind of conspiracy theories. Location that I did, it did. Yes. And yeah, I just went for I just spent hours on Google.

00:16:38:16 - 00:16:56:19
Unknown
Well, you wanted to find it organically. Yeah. I was like, no, no, that does not look like a penis. No, it doesn't quite look like a penis, right. It's not like a penis. Yeah. So I went through the the whole bowl continent of Africa. Okay. We'll stay in shape. I mean, you went looking very fucking hard. If you could.

00:16:56:20 - 00:17:24:04
Unknown
If I did. Penis shape in stone? Yes. I was in the ocean. It turned out. I just thought what Africa looked like. From this point. There's water everywhere. What's wrong with you guys? Yeah, I can open myself up. That's all I had to do is get some jobs. It's been a while, so jump, jump, jump jump jump. So in your hours of searching over the continent of Africa, what did you find?

00:17:24:06 - 00:17:46:05
Unknown
I actually ended up finding some stones. Yeah, in the shape of a circle. Okay, so, in Gambia. Okay. All right. And how long did it take you to get. Did you start from the. No, no, no, no. Let me be completely honest. I googled it. I did not actually go for it. Yeah, yeah. Which which is, which is a bit of a fucking cop out logic.

00:17:46:08 - 00:18:04:05
Unknown
I mean, I spent the reason why it's taken two weeks to record this. I've just been scouring Antarctica to try and find something. I'm like, that looks like a fucking face. I'll have that one. Dylan. Get round. What do you know? I just Google shit. Shit. And, just googled this is Google shit. So is there a story behind this?

00:18:04:05 - 00:18:29:06
Unknown
Does this relate to your three words? What do we go for? No it doesn't. I'm glad we both copped out. That yeah, it doesn't relate to my, my to my story, but it is the the largest concentration of stone circles in the world, so. Okay, I'm glad you didn't end that sentence with camp. Otherwise I would have been a different story.

00:18:29:08 - 00:18:54:12
Unknown
Fine. Right. Sorry, sorry. This concentration of circles. So scared. So you would say. Oh. All right, so then my Stonehenge. But, yeah, the stones are slightly smaller, but there's a shit ton of them. And they are found in Gambia. Gambia. Slash was it Senegal complete? Do you tell me that's your neck of the woods. Yeah. Yeah sure.

00:18:54:17 - 00:19:20:10
Unknown
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Africa. So do they have any. Did we delving into this or you just saying that this was just some fucking, let's just let's just leave it at. No, no. Okay, fine. Let's go down this one. Fuck you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right, so if I, if I look at the images, considering they are still fairly large stones, I'm thinking, how could they have gotten there?

00:19:20:10 - 00:19:45:15
Unknown
What was the reason behind them? It looks, plain and simple, like somebody, needed some friend, so, like, they just moved a bunch of stones and pretended that they were now friends, and they kind of sat around the campfire and they practiced, speaking to friends, public speaking, or potentially target practice. That would be that the true thing.

00:19:45:17 - 00:20:12:17
Unknown
Like, why would you put them in a circle? Because you would like to rapid fire the arrows whilst you attack a group of people. Okay. Sitting down. So that might. You may be right both ways, though, because if this guy is so lonely where he doesn't have any friends yet, he makes friends around the campfire. And then all of a sudden these friends start turning on him and he's like, what are shit?

00:20:12:18 - 00:20:32:22
Unknown
And arrows just slamming round to them? Yeah. So so yeah, basically that's if I had to off off the cuff reckon why they, they why they that shape. We can't say for certain. Yeah. But I can definitely say that's 100% what it is. Without a shadow of a doubt, I think. I mean, if anyone's looking or researching.

00:20:33:02 - 00:20:56:14
Unknown
Stop, stop. We have the answer. It was one lonely bastard very strongly. Yeah, I'll give him that. Okay, so words don't relate to it. That's fine. I've gone for the same now, unlike you, Dylan, I want you going to ask me my words. No. Fucking fuck! I don't want to know. Oh, just keep to yourself, okay? Dylan, what are your three words?

00:20:56:16 - 00:21:24:12
Unknown
That's why. Whoa. James, since you asked. Yeah, yeah. Pretend actively and tearjerker. That's. Yeah, that's what I do. Yeah. Just pretend. Pretend actively. Yeah. And now is that, like a tearjerker? As in, it's something that's quite sad. Or is it someone who masturbates with tears? That's none of your business, Jen. Well, wait to find out this three word story.

00:21:24:14 - 00:21:53:02
Unknown
That's the hook. What it's doing is, Okay. Well, thank you for those words. I was literally couldn't go another second without knowing. Now, I scoured the entire continent of Antarctica, the entire continent. Now, annoyingly, on the very last, on the frame, the first frame, I thought of it. I was like, oh, I've ruined it. The very last frame I saw something interesting.

00:21:53:04 - 00:22:15:15
Unknown
So I spent in total 74 hours scouring the whole of Antarctica, thinking there must be something good, something shaped like a dick, 70 something shaped like a big anus. Anything. Turns out, the entire continent of Antarctica. Really fucking boring. Really. From from from left right. Except for this one place. Okay, there's one place that I actually did find something I found.

00:22:15:15 - 00:22:38:13
Unknown
Yeah. So it took me a while. A lot of sleepless nights, but I got there, and I'll be very honest with you, it is also pretty boring, unless you like these kind of things. So what I have found is called the broken face. And here is Dylan, the broken face. Say what you see. Tell me, what is that broken face?

00:22:38:13 - 00:22:58:01
Unknown
Look like? It looks like an like an alien. It looks like E.T.. It looks like E.T., right? Like it's the left hand. And it's like it's. It's shriveled old, and it looks a little bit like a mummy that has been exhumed. That's actually fe. It looks like the lamp that you're looking for. Is this a letter for the listeners at home?

00:22:58:01 - 00:23:18:10
Unknown
I have a lamp with a lady's face on. Not made. The lady's face. That would be incriminating. It just looks. It's the it's wire bent into the shape of a lady's face. Again, a boob, not a lady's face. Averted. Now, that one's over there. That's the best one yet. It's still drying out. So this one. It's a creepy ass looking face.

00:23:18:10 - 00:23:45:21
Unknown
I would invite anyone who is listening to, check this one out and be spooked out by this scare. Very scary. Mummy. Alien face. Not really anything about it. Realistically, it's just the shape of the Earth. There are people who seem to think that it is a Native American chief that is pushing out of the ground, and he's angry at the world for his native land being taken away from them.

00:23:45:21 - 00:24:02:11
Unknown
To those people, I would say, what the fuck is he? Do not talk to me. Why, why, why would he squeeze his face out of there? That's a stretch. Others people think the it's, like a movie villain that looks like a movie villain. Again, if you're not going to have a good opinion, just fucking keep it to yourself.

00:24:02:11 - 00:24:21:21
Unknown
Like what? That sounds like my opinion. Yeah, exactly. And I'm glad you had no other opinion on it, because if you said that, I would just pull out your microphone and just done this myself. I'm done with this. I'm done with you. So other than that, it's basically, I mean, what else to say about it? It's in a remote place called Antarctica.

00:24:21:21 - 00:24:45:09
Unknown
It's near some near some huts. And that's about it. It's it's an a phenomenon called a period Dhulia, which is basically the phenomenon, Eminem, where you see things within things. Now I have this phenomenon, phenomenon quite a lot where you see like a face. So within a thing 100%, you know, like people, you know, you might like people's faces.

00:24:45:12 - 00:25:01:02
Unknown
Exactly. Or you may like, you know, you have what your asked very well. And like you have some stains in you and you have underpants and like you're dropping, you're like, oh my God, it's the Virgin Mary. And you know, not not say that. That's, you know, anything. No shade on her. It's just these things come up in, in any place.

00:25:01:02 - 00:25:25:12
Unknown
And it could come up that I hear apparently, allegedly, allegedly. So other than that, a people don't seem to really give two shits about this, but I think it looks pretty interesting to me. So I would check this out on the words. Where have my words gone? Oh fuck, I press backwards. Where? Where have my words gone? They were they were.

00:25:25:12 - 00:25:46:02
Unknown
Dylan, I dare honestly just talk amongst yourselves. I know what my words are, don't you? Don't. Yeah. So back to the stone circles of Gambia. And I can tell you. Right. So, this is, you know what? I'm going to I'm going to edit this stuff out. Fuck it. Right. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put the coordinates again, and I'm going to get because this was exactly the three.

00:25:46:04 - 00:26:11:15
Unknown
Okay? I didn't go to that. I didn't go anywhere else for these three words. Okay. This is right on the Native American mother of Mary's face. Them themselves. And that's what you have to Google. Yeah. Yeah. And that gave me the three words of besieging, besieging. Yeah. To besiege something, besiege you, siege or UPC. So a besieging.

00:26:11:15 - 00:26:38:02
Unknown
So I'm going to besiege the shit out your castle. Sure. You know. Yeah, sure. Multi-track. Okay. And unexplained, that's an interesting combination. Yeah, we'll see where that goes. So just decide to who goes first in today's three word story that's in geography. Questions for you. Yeah your favor and it because you know we're finding places on Google Maps linked to that.

00:26:38:04 - 00:27:02:19
Unknown
Yeah yeah yeah I know that's a a bit of a stretch of a link. Because I did just find this just before we did that, but but hey, Jose. So let's go. Best two out of three. Dylan. You get two at three. So first, if you don't or you can decide who goes. Dylan, which country's flag is the oldest continuously used national flag in the world?

00:27:02:21 - 00:27:35:17
Unknown
Is it a Switzerland b Japan c Vatican City or D Denmark, which is. Oh, dun dun dun dun dun dun. Didn't didn't did. Dylan. Dylan I know it was. Where was he quickly run through Switzerland, Japan, Vatican City or Denmark. Yeah. Let's go. I'm. I'm thinking I'm leaning towards Japan or potentially Denmark. I don't know why is.

00:27:35:17 - 00:28:02:13
Unknown
I'd like to. Well, I'm going to go Denmark. So you're gonna have to go Japan. Okay. And the answer is Denmark. I win one nil inside you for people listening to that at all. You could you could have gone in there sooner, but last you didn't. So for the win for me or for the draw to the final decider, which capital city is the highest above sea level?

00:28:02:15 - 00:28:31:16
Unknown
Is it Mexico City, Mexico? Is it steamed food Bhutan? Or is it La Paz, Bolivia? Or is it de Oslo? I know my answer. I said Bolivia, dickhead. It's okay. Well, I know it's that. So funny. Yeah. Well no no, no. Yeah. This is my opportunity to water all those one to fucking dickhead. Yeah. The final decide is, just as I think, to interrupt back.

00:28:31:17 - 00:28:54:12
Unknown
This is a who gets to answer it first. What happened to the American flag placed on the moon? Allegedly. Is it a it blew away. Didn't it still stand? It fell off when it rotated. It just fell off the bomb. Is it still standing today? Is it B it was knocked over by the exhaust from the lunar modules takeoff.

00:28:54:14 - 00:29:16:10
Unknown
Was it C the astronauts took it back with them or was it D it was stolen by aliens? A yeah, let's let's go with you can't do animals. Fuck no that's right. Oh that was C then you're going to go took it back with them. Yeah. We're both wrong. It got knocked over by the lunar spacecraft. Okay.

00:29:16:11 - 00:29:38:02
Unknown
Final decided we're going to fucking knock this one out quickly. Which country's flag is the only one in the world that it is? Not rectangular? No, dickhead. All right, you win, you go. It is. I know it's nipple. Fucking nipple. You you've you've just you've taken any of the buildup out of that. I didn't even answer the fucking question.

00:29:38:02 - 00:29:56:02
Unknown
You just gone in and disrupted it. The showmanship from you is zero. Absolutely. You've just got to hold your underwear down. He shits all over that gate. I didn't want to give you the opportunity because I knew you knew. Oh, fuck's sake. Right. And you should have known I know. Yeah, la la la. Drop it down low. Through.

00:29:56:02 - 00:30:22:03
Unknown
What story? Let's fucking go. You know what? I'm. I'm going to jerk out my story first. I think it will be, it might be a painful listen. So apologies to the listener, but because the first 30 minutes have been just pure creamy. Yeah. Delicious ear cream. Never to to kind of give a bit of, let me, let me set it up correctly.

00:30:22:05 - 00:30:47:16
Unknown
So pretend actively. Joker. Oh, okay. Sorry. I thought you were telling me. Okay, okay. So pretend actively to enjoy the story. Okay. But pretend. Are you familiar with the band, the pretenders? Should I pretend the answer? Oh, my. Pretending. Well, actually, it's got nothing to do about it. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know of them. Oh, okay.

00:30:47:18 - 00:31:12:15
Unknown
Well, it's not about that. Okay. Got about people that are good at pretending. And who are they. They are actors. Right. So we kind of going to, to find a word in people that pretend for a living. So actors if this is about somebody in pain I'm going to dropkick you over this. No no no no I actively decided not to go for that one.

00:31:12:15 - 00:31:45:16
Unknown
Nice, nice. But don't pretend. I'm pretending. Anyway, move on people. Mind. You really don't like my pain, boys? Yeah, yeah. But yeah. So then I thought of which actor is actively involved in Hollywood films for the last 30 years that he. Okay, 35 is even. Okay. Right. So he's had a quite, quite an illustrious career in Hollywood. And then I thought, you know what, tearjerker.

00:31:45:19 - 00:32:08:21
Unknown
Right. So let's think about tearjerking actors. That refers to people that make you cry. Make you cry. Yeah, yeah. Not not wank off with tears. Okay, fine. Okay, great. So allegedly, somebody who is actively involved to the person I'm referring to is Leonardo DiCaprio. Nice. Okay. And he's very famous. I think we all know who that is.

00:32:08:23 - 00:32:30:08
Unknown
I think that's I think that's that's that's all. Get. I look around, look at all the producers in the room. Look at the guy doing the camerawork up there. The lady's face seems intrigued. Yeah, yeah I did. I did actually leave a in the intrigued way because whenever I just like start spouting off facts like how delicious bones are, the fact that she always looks interesting, it really helps me.

00:32:30:11 - 00:32:51:13
Unknown
It helps me on my tear jerking piece. My confidence. Yes, exactly. So I thought, all right, so Leo's been actively pretending in Hollywood, and he's hit it out the park with a couple of tearjerkers the.

00:32:51:15 - 00:33:29:11
Unknown
Method acting. Oh, he's been so involved with some of the directors and the production of some of these movies that he gets a bit too deep with the characters themselves. All then prepare his costars for their roles. Okay, so he's really going all out. He's really going, okay, so what I have in front of me, if I can find the tab, is a list of Tearjerking movies.

00:33:29:13 - 00:33:59:09
Unknown
Yeah, yeah. That's, I'll leave it in the show notes. What the real what the real link was. But no, it's basically just the most dramatic scenes of all time. And I'm going to tell you how Mr. DiCaprio was linked to each one, okay? Okay. All right. I mean, he's been a roller coaster so far of of where this is going on.

00:33:59:09 - 00:34:27:13
Unknown
I, I am in strapped in for the ride. Hit me. Dylan. Right. So the Notebook. Have you seen the Notebook? Is that the one where Gerard Butler no. Yeah, that's the one where Ryan Gosling and I. And then she's got dementia. The wife's got dementia, and then they die together. And that's a bit of the backwards story, but the real.

00:34:27:13 - 00:34:50:03
Unknown
Oh, not the real story. But there has been some reports where, what was this lady's name? Where? Ethyl. Ethyl. They probably go with an ethyl because I remember is an old lady at the end of the film. I don't even really remember the end of the film. It's where the lady dies. Yeah. Yeah. We can. Yeah, I think she dies.

00:34:50:03 - 00:35:03:12
Unknown
And I'm like, fuck me. That make a good lamp? You know that look great on the side table? You know, it's just like there at the chest when I go shopping. I mean, I wonder what they did with the with the skin at the end of that, you know, that was. I'm going to get to her name. Yeah.

00:35:03:12 - 00:35:32:08
Unknown
I mean, any second now, I'm just going to keep talking about how you could turn it off. Rachel McAdams. Oh, Rachel. Rachel McAdams. Yeah. So they almost canceled the movie because the actors were fighting in real life. Oh, wow. Like, they they nearly pulled the plug because these two could not get along, however, translated beautifully on screen, with them actually having, like, arguments in person.

00:35:32:18 - 00:35:59:13
Unknown
Okay. Well, this is hot, Skip. Yeah, this is behind it. Leo DiCaprio freaking lda himself, right? Himself. Just causing shit in the background to make it translate better on screen. So, Leo, you little rascal, did spreading stories that, Mr. Gosling called a fat. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Burn and what? And then she, like, said something that he had, like, weird one.

00:35:59:15 - 00:36:15:19
Unknown
Like, what is no one pick up on that? That's pretty weird. I never called him out on it. Yeah, yeah. Like you looking at me. Looking at my shoulder. Dickhead. In a that's not checking. The man's any of the handsome man in the handsome man with you. Yeah. So let's face rock that rock solid. So I don't really like.

00:36:15:21 - 00:36:41:04
Unknown
I'm. It's just a self-conscious thing. I'm going in on his eye that's barely wonky. And other than that, it's pretty much sensational. So, you know what? I put it on record. Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for going down on you like that. Well, that guy is. I'm sorry. DiCaprio for outing you with your. Your method, I think, way of doing things on the background at the end of day, old Leo's probably, is a lot of stuff going on about the whole, you know.

00:36:41:10 - 00:36:58:00
Unknown
Oh, shit. And I don't read any one of the, you know, 20 or whatever else. So I think this stuff I can get away takes away from the marriage story. Then I think he's like, oh yeah, that's not gonna I'll scratch that one out loud. Ain't happening unless she's 19. So what, what? Okay. So enough. Okay. So the notebook that was the scoop on the notebook.

00:36:58:03 - 00:37:35:12
Unknown
Yeah, it was a high school. Now Hollywood take Hollywood take for that. And now I can actually look at the next movie. Titanic. Right. Which was in. Yeah. Make sense? Which he was in. Yeah. And his costar, Cate Blanchett. Right. He actually. Did something, something really bad. Allegedly. Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly. Let me say that whilst I think of what he actually did, okay, what they actually did was he put fake vomit in her cup.

00:37:35:14 - 00:38:03:09
Unknown
Yeah, yeah. What a bastard. Food. Why? Because he wanted to. And, Yeah, he news, he knew that and end of story on that. Now onto the next one. I'm. So is that why she didn't leave? Let him onto the door at the end? Maybe it scripted that he was going to go in the door and they would survive, but she was like, no, this little rascal wolf put some chunder, some real fake chunder in my cup.

00:38:03:11 - 00:38:25:08
Unknown
He actually flirted with, he actually gave her the idea that they were exclusive cheated. And that was the reason why Rose did not let him on the door, let him on the door. And that's why he died last. Why died? And director was like, guys, you meant to be on the dawn. Like, no real fake vomit copper over here.

00:38:25:10 - 00:38:51:05
Unknown
I ain't having it. And then he probably like, because he was so freaking out by that. He never moved on to date anyone older because he's always now been relying on women that age. That makes sense to me. Oh guys, that makes sense. You heard it here first. Allegedly, everyone. The Hollywood hot scoop. The reason why LD doesn't date anyone who's above the age of 1990s because he didn't get on the door, is still stuck on the blunt, Nita.

00:38:51:05 - 00:39:17:20
Unknown
And that's why he won't move on. You heard it here first. Yeah. Oh, Hollywood. Let me let me just kind of continue with the list. Jamar Allen. Me. He actually killed allegedly. Actually, allegedly, killed, Jennifer Aniston's dog in real life. And that's why it translated so well and that she's not a dog died. She just let him get booted.

00:39:17:20 - 00:39:40:22
Unknown
It's head in and. Oh, well, allegedly, you know, it was just like, you know, I'm coming around. Yeah. So that's why I translated so well within Marley and Me. But that was an easy setup. Yeah. You just it's just kicking a doll's head. So that's pretty easy. Next to that next one. I, it's an animation. I'm going to skip that one.

00:39:41:01 - 00:39:52:03
Unknown
The Lion King. It didn't have anything to do with that. No I thought he drew Mustafa. No fossa.

00:39:52:05 - 00:40:15:21
Unknown
So I just mentioned someone entirely different. It's. I just mentioned a different guy. I said, Mustafa, we live in the Middle East, right? Stuff that I know more. Mustafa ism. Move. Let's see them move. Fucking Bassett. I know movie stuff is move fast. Is I see it live. I can just imagine the Arabic, version of The Lion King.

00:40:15:21 - 00:40:28:20
Unknown
It's just Mustafa. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a Mustafa. Is that. There's the bastard. He killed Aragorn or whatever his name is. What's the other one? Aslan.

00:40:28:22 - 00:40:50:10
Unknown
Is the same one, right? This is the same lion. Definitely. You can eat like. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, the wardrobe. Not having any. Yeah. We combining worlds now. Yeah, yeah, it's a new universe I'm doing. It's, Lion King, Harry Potter and lime. Which of the wardrobe? It's all linked into one, and, yeah, I'm Fantastic Beasts and.

00:40:50:11 - 00:41:11:23
Unknown
Yeah, yeah. And, where to find them sometimes in Narnia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's going to be a suit in the closet. Yeah. He's a homosexual lion. Yeah. Allegedly. Potentially. Allegedly. Oh, there's probably going to be a lot of copyright issues. Yes, but we'll iron. We'll iron them out when? Whenever we need to get that. JK will be fine.

00:41:12:00 - 00:41:31:07
Unknown
It's fine, you know, because she seems like a very easygoing person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll just wear a dress. It'll be fine. She'll be down. Down to clown. Well, let's, and the marriage story is on this list. Ironically enough, it's, it's a movie by Scarlett Johansson, and, Yeah. And is that a tearjerker for you?

00:41:31:13 - 00:41:57:08
Unknown
That. That I actually haven't. I've tried. I've watched. They say they were no tears of people. That was 50% of that. Would. Yes. Yeah. It wasn't a tear jerker. It was a tear jerker. I went to heart. Yeah. Stuff.

00:41:57:10 - 00:42:29:20
Unknown
Polish. Yeah. Okay. Oh that's and yeah. Just because this story might be long winded, a star is born and you have to remind me. So the star is born. That's the one where Lady Gaga plays. Bradley Cooper, shot of moon and I and Tilda Baggins. That one. Yeah, yeah. No. Yes.

00:42:30:06 - 00:43:13:05
Unknown
You said that you were going to school, I hate it. Oh, no. Oh. We stopped. Okay. Never mind. That was your moment, right? Yeah. So what are the perfect do for that? Yeah. He actually they met. Allegedly. 20 years ago. Yeah. Yeah, at the age of ten. The age of their age. There's 20. Yeah, yeah, mine is precise and him even having the plot of the story back then, and this is the just this just shows he's writing genius.

00:43:14:00 - 00:43:44:04
Unknown
And he even had the plans back then for this particular movie. But he needed to identify a talent even back then. But it needs the talent needs to be he needs to be a bit twisted and deeper like most artists are. But he told her even back then that she should never sing. Oh that fucker, how could he?

00:43:44:04 - 00:44:06:02
Unknown
He told, listen, you sound like you sound like a deer that has been shot. Rather don't add another word in song ever again. And, that got her brewing. I brewing and brewing and, found it hard to maintain a fit.

00:44:06:04 - 00:44:35:05
Unknown
And that is why you see such a deep and dramatic performance from Lady Gaga side, in the movie. Well, that one you said she was. Wow. I really came to a burning, burning finish. So Leo de, is the little rascal who is had involvement in all kinds of Hollywood films in one way or another and really, really spearheading Hollywood.

00:44:35:07 - 00:45:00:00
Unknown
Yes, Hollywood Scoop, you heard it here first. Pretend the actively pretended to just be an actor when he was actually involved in the making of the movies, and then just jerking out. Here's heard it here first. You heard it here first. Hollywood Scoop. All right. James. Yeah. That's me. Yeah. Drop down low through a story, I guess. Yeah.

00:45:00:03 - 00:45:24:12
Unknown
Boom boom. So, Dylan, my three words were besieging, you know, besieging. Right? Like, you know, I'm going to fucking get in your castle with a besieged shit out of it. Multi-track. So, for instance, that right there that the, that the old microphones are plugged into. Yeah. Is creating multitrack for your microphone in this microphone. Understood. So there's multi tracks.

00:45:24:15 - 00:45:48:02
Unknown
Let me stop googling and then there is unexplained okay. So for for my story today. Sorry what was so I'm sorry. Someone's slipped a note underneath the door. Hang on. Let's pick this up. You're a dick. This is mum.

00:45:48:04 - 00:45:59:01
Unknown
So this is serious. This is someone that's at the door and they've just slipped this under the door. Dylan, I'm scared and I'm frightened. Let me read. Let me read this.

00:45:59:03 - 00:46:24:01
Unknown
This is, This is the did it. This is the Mexican of Mexican cartel. They're. This is, he's are Mexican cartel. Leah, we are really fed up of your LA is slandering our product and saying it's not good for kids. Dylan, this is a thing that I was talking about earlier this day. They are just outside this door.

00:46:24:03 - 00:46:49:03
Unknown
We only hear the hostage, and we are besieging your department. And we will kill you. And we are going to give you some options of what we're going to give you some options of of what you could do. What's your being held hostage? We are going to humiliate you. Homes, it's a look at how humiliate you. So these are some questions that you need to answer if you want to get out of this alive.

00:46:49:03 - 00:47:06:14
Unknown
Shit. Dylan, I think these guys are pretty serious. If I know the cartel or to which I do. You do. I do know them. My goodness gracious me. I've got enough ponchos and sombreros to know that I know these guys, and these guys are fucking serious. Yo. That's up. They have got a list. They've got a list. Okay.

00:47:06:14 - 00:47:27:21
Unknown
Some things. Yeah. So you are you. And it says specifically you. They say it says here. So I missed this part out. They said your friend brackets acquaintance Dylan the little bag. Fuck you acquaintance. This is what they wrote I didn't I did write. This is what they wrote. Pedro. Fuck you. His name. So Pedro is Brian. Don't fuck it.

00:47:27:23 - 00:47:48:11
Unknown
It's kind of racist. They said. Anyway, that was really insensitive. Anyway, you and your racist friend, you need to decide what you are willing to do in these questions. A week on a gear you homes. So it's quite clear what they're going to do here. You're going to answer, sorry, I was gonna want to spill this microphone because I am scared.

00:47:48:11 - 00:48:01:19
Unknown
I'm frightened. Yeah. So we're going to have to choose. You are relying on Dylan giving a fucking fuck. What a terrible situation to be. I mean, they know the worst kind of torture for me.

00:48:01:21 - 00:48:29:18
Unknown
Yeah. For sure. Let's go. POW, pow. Yeah. So the first one, and, I read it in my voice because I think I think we put enough drama. Like, I am shaking with anticipation out of fear. Right. So they ask Dylan the first one. Oh, God, this is horrible. This is horrible. I can't even think this. Would you rather eat a bowl of toenail clippings or a soup made of unwashed hair?

00:48:29:19 - 00:48:49:07
Unknown
Oh, God, these Mexican cartel guys that know how to scare you. Would you rather eat a bowl of toenail clippings? My toenail clippings, it says, oh, my unwashed pubic hair. It says specifically. Sorry, I missed few words because I'm very scary. Oh, I wanted to say, like, unwashed hair. Yeah, sure. No, no unwashed pubic hair. Like. Yeah, yeah.

00:48:49:08 - 00:49:08:05
Unknown
And I, after a whole night of tearjerking. No, I, I would have to go with, I finally do something crunchy. Can I, can I spice it up? Maybe. And can you spice my tone, my toenails? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, in this description here, it says the, Oh. That's either. Oh, Dylan, stop getting creative. No no no no no, it says that.

00:49:08:06 - 00:49:28:00
Unknown
So my toenails. Basically, I've been scratching my own ass with them because I've had hand surgery and I can only use my feet prior to this. So it says here that my toenail clippings. I would love to see what you're reading off of. Because you know what I think it says? This is the Mexican cartel letter. Like this is this is seriously dated.

00:49:28:00 - 00:49:43:08
Unknown
And so they give me the bowl of clippings. So you got to take oh, what, did you scratch your ass with it? Yeah. Yeah. For a whole week after my hand surgery. It says here specifically. Yeah. So you've got people saying that this cartel has set me up on. Absolutely. Oh, man, these guys are crazy. As you know.

00:49:43:09 - 00:50:02:21
Unknown
They like it. How do you up it have your palms with your high. Yeah. You a bit of juice or I'm gonna kill you. Yeah. Okay. So if it tastes like shit. No, if it, If it's, the. Right. So you've got, it's a full, full night tear jerking and soup. Bear in mind, a soup, you're going to have to boil it in some kind of water.

00:50:02:21 - 00:50:18:13
Unknown
Right? So that's going to kill some kind of bacteria. Okay, fine. Give me the soup. You're going to get this. So give me give me the soup. Because either way I'm probably not going to stomach it anyway. But I'll do my best. You better eat it down, you motherfucker. Sorry. These these cartel guys are pretty. They fit right.

00:50:18:15 - 00:50:36:24
Unknown
So the next one. Dylan. Oh, God. This is. This is horrible. Yes. This is. Oh, this is this is this is. I mean, to be fair, living up in South Africa, you may have already done this. I don't know, but this might be something. So you just because you weren't there, you weren't there when they for you Tylenol clippings and you also went back.

00:50:37:01 - 00:50:56:04
Unknown
You may have done this one. All right. This one is, would you rather drink a smoothie, made the bugs or eat live with nothing to eat alive? It's. I think it's fine. And have you ever eaten alive, worm? Yeah. Fucking. You see, I called it. I knew you would have done it already. It was probably a rugby initiation in South Africa.

00:50:56:04 - 00:51:12:20
Unknown
And that's why you're all so good at it. Because you do some weird fucking shit beforehand. Yeah, but it wasn't a rugby, initiation. I, I honestly, I just, I think it was curiosity. Oh, for fuck's sake. Yeah. You just looked at it. You're like. No, like you got. You got to move on it. Follow me. Move.

00:51:12:20 - 00:51:28:12
Unknown
Pawnee worms that you can eat. And I'm pretty sure I've had one. I'm just not sure why. He's like a delicacy. Or you just pick it out. The ground is, like, nice. It's good protein. You I mean, I, I went into that as a joke that you would have it. And lo and behold, now you have indeed eaten them.

00:51:28:12 - 00:51:54:20
Unknown
And it's a delicacy. Because honestly, having a smoothie of bugs is way too much effort. Like, that's kind of psycho ish, but it just just a worm. Yeah, yeah. That's fine. Well, that's fair enough. I mean, the cartel fucks up with that one. They obviously didn't know you at, Joke's on you. So this one, the Mexican cartel, is asked, would you rather lick a stranger's armpit or sniff their dirty socks for an hour?

00:51:54:22 - 00:52:14:15
Unknown
Lick an armpit stranger's armpit or sniff their dirty socks one hour and it says you don't know who this person is. This outside to the behind the door. You don't know it could be Scarlett Johansson. Could be Charlotte. The risk is, And will I take that risk? No, I don't think so. I think I just got dirty.

00:52:14:17 - 00:52:30:18
Unknown
Dirty? So for an hour, you're going to have to go full blown out one lick. Just what did you say? What? You just lick a stranger's armpit. So just like this. Okay. Yeah. Or Smith that dirty socks for an hour, I think. Well, sniff some stuff. Socks. Did they have to watch you? What's touching themselves is what it says here.

00:52:30:24 - 00:52:49:17
Unknown
So. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm not watching them doing what I'm doing, so. Yeah. Fine. No, you watch it. You have to maintain to watch them. Yeah, yeah. Just or where it says lick a stranger's armpit. You're touching yourself once doing.

00:52:49:19 - 00:53:24:03
Unknown
Well, if I get to touch myself, it's fine because of. Yeah. Give me an open and you'll maybe last longer. Last night. Would you rather this one some pretty scary did. But this is very, really scary. I believe this shit is, though. Yeah, yeah, Spotify has got really low bar this. So would you rather step in dog poo barefoot or accidentally sit in it with no pants?

00:53:24:05 - 00:53:44:20
Unknown
Wait, no one is stepping stopping at dog shit barefoot. Yes, but let's say you know. Right? So you you see it, you're barefoot and you're looking at it. So you know, you're doing it. Yeah. Or when you're just walking around your apartment, like, butt out naturist. But for some reason, some dog has just made its way into your apartment, taking a shit on your favorite chair.

00:53:44:22 - 00:54:12:00
Unknown
I made his way out of this silently. He sits on it. Well, by the way, is the name of shit on me if I did it mindfully or not, it does this. Would you rather this is the best hotel that I do not ghost? Let me choose. Yeah. Let me just shut out the Mexican. Goddamn. Yeah. Let me step in.

00:54:12:00 - 00:54:39:19
Unknown
Dog shit. Yeah. So you would knowingly, like, goes in between your toes on the. Yeah. That's fine. I've stepped in dog shit before, and you purposely apologize. Eat worms. That's what I do. That's my Tuesday. Yeah, that's dog shit. Tuesday. Would you rather never be able to shower again? Or never be able to brush your teeth again? I'm no never be able to prove that.

00:54:39:21 - 00:54:54:24
Unknown
Oh, it's a difficult one. It's a difficult to brush my teeth again. So you'd never brush your teeth again? Yeah, but you'd rather shower? Yeah. I think so, yeah. Yeah. You sure about that? Yeah. But you had to run a marathon every day.

00:54:55:01 - 00:55:12:04
Unknown
But that's what I mean. Yeah, but no, but I. But I think I'll stick with it. Yeah. Okay. Would you rather have to chew a piece of gum that you found under a table? Okay. Or.

00:55:12:15 - 00:55:22:00
Unknown
Eat a booger that you found. Oh. That's easy. Yeah, yeah. Which one would you.

00:55:22:02 - 00:55:36:21
Unknown
You know, it'd be funny if I just said. Yeah, booger that I found. Yeah, yeah, obviously. You got any. I'm quite hungry, actually. Yeah. It's it's my own booger, right? No, no, you found it. Oh, it's. You could be. It could be. You don't. No no no. Okay. No. In that case, I'm not taking that risk. No. You did it.

00:55:36:21 - 00:55:53:21
Unknown
Yeah. No, I I'll, I'll just eat somebody else's gum. You're going to take the gum you have in the gum. Okay. Would you rather drink a glass of water or a drink a glass of someone else's sweat or eat a man's ass out? No, I'll just drink. Fine. Whatever. It did not say that. I was just trying to catch up.

00:55:54:00 - 00:56:12:17
Unknown
You know, this one's a bit sadistic. This one's a bit sick. But this is the Mexican cartel. This one is a Mexican cartel. This. I feel this is really cartel. I think I, I don't know if there is only one answer to this one. Would you rather eat homes? Would you rather swim in a pool of mucus?

00:56:12:21 - 00:56:32:11
Unknown
Or would you rather swim in a pool of blood, arms is a oh fuck yeah. It's actually it is a difficult one. Pool of mucus. And we're talking. What? Oh, fuck. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for anyone else to listen to that. Because if I was listening to this, which I have to, I'm going to hate myself because I hate noises like that.

00:56:32:13 - 00:56:56:15
Unknown
It's kind of a noise. A Moustapha would make a. So a pool of slimy, goopy mucus or pool of heavenly refreshing? No, I know what the what the politically correct answer would be. I mean, my PR team would have me say, mucus. Yeah, let's check with them. Yeah, they see me because they think it's like mucus. Okay. Okay.

00:56:56:15 - 00:57:17:04
Unknown
So you're going to choose mucus? Yeah, I would choose the blood because you know what? It doesn't necessarily have to be human blood, sadly. But it could be. Okay. Yeah. Crystal. And that those are my Tuesday. Yeah. I just love to. Knocking up all labs. Got plenty going over. That's sleaze all over the place. And I think it would just be easier to.

00:57:17:07 - 00:57:40:17
Unknown
I think the mucus you're going to be crawling, I. Yeah, look, it. I'm sure it's the intent of swimming and not the act of actually having to swim. Like, as long as you are fucking drenched in it and. Yeah, maybe. Oh, fuck. But I really can't get myself to terms, so just check in with your pants. So you're not saying a bloody turn away?

00:57:40:18 - 00:58:03:01
Unknown
Yeah. So you're saying the blood because you believe that it's through the death of people, that they've got the blood? No. It's just, let's say that they there's there's a bad batch of blood going around and, and they've, they got all this blood they took from donations, and they just emptied it into a pool. If it's full of eights, if it's okay.

00:58:03:01 - 00:58:18:05
Unknown
So here we go. Mucus. But the mucus has Aids, too. Okay. Hello? That's not it. Which one did you. Know, I think.

00:58:19:11 - 00:58:35:13
Unknown
I think you got to say both. Then the lips teed up to say both, and I'm like, that's the. No one gave you that option, Dylan. That would be disgusting. I want mucus, blood? No. The actual, If it's fresh blood. Yeah, it's a fresh and fresh out. So you know where it came from? Yeah. Fresh out the oven.

00:58:36:08 - 00:58:53:22
Unknown
Fresh out blood. Yeah. Fresh out the other. Nice. Nice. Would you rather have a spider crawl in your mouth while sleeping? Or have a cockroach live in your ear for a day? No, no, no, but, So would you rather have the spider crawl in your mouth while sleeping? You know, really conscious? Or have a cockroach live in your ear for a day?

00:58:54:00 - 00:59:13:09
Unknown
No. I think I'll do the spider thing. Yeah, because you don't really know how I feel with the cockroach. If he's going to be there for a day, I think I could make friends with it. And one, it can nest in the, the the empty space between the is. Yeah, I've got. So I got some hefty, hefty radars on the side of my head, so, you know, I could live in there.

00:59:13:13 - 00:59:26:23
Unknown
And I think after a few hours, I could probably start to get the gist of what it's saying. It's like, yeah. And I'm like, you hungry? And then. And then I'm okay. Well, he's a cracker. And then he eats a cracker and eat it. How do you feed it? And just hand it to it like that. Just put it to.

00:59:27:03 - 00:59:43:13
Unknown
But it's my I don't need to put it in a pipette or anything and then like, and then you know, and then, then I'll be like doing a test. Maybe it I mean, like, what do you think? It's this answer me. And then it turns out there's cockroaches like superintelligence. Yeah. This is a genius cockroach. And then I'm like, oh, shit, now I can speak cockroach.

00:59:43:15 - 00:59:59:23
Unknown
And then, you know, like, maybe have a nemesis. Yeah. I can speak to cocks. Yeah, it's. Yeah, I can, I can gobble cock, you know, I mean, talk to a cock roach. So, you know, and let's say then I have a nemesis, right? I assume that if I'm friendly with this cockroach, then I may be friendly with all cockroaches.

00:59:59:23 - 01:00:14:01
Unknown
Or at least the ones in the vicinity. You know, I'm not going to be. I'm going to say that all cockroaches know each other because that's discriminatory. But maybe this one knows a few, at least in the area that could help me with a nemesis or two, which I have many, especially in this competition, this corner. So maybe if I befriend them, I can get rid of these guys of my bad.

01:00:14:01 - 01:00:36:13
Unknown
Yeah. Last one. Dylan, says the cartel, would you Rob, would you rather always smell bad? Well, that's easy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Check and not realize it down to a T. Yeah. Or always smell something awful that no one else can.

01:00:36:15 - 01:01:03:17
Unknown
So it's basically it's the burden. Yours or everyone else's. Yeah. You know, I get it, but I feel like if you smell, then it's everyone's burden. But maybe that's just the way you like to live. Swimming in mucus. Yeah, well, that. No, but then you also don't really get to enjoy. I mean, it sounds like a pretty shitty life that Dylan use suicide.

01:01:03:19 - 01:01:19:20
Unknown
Yeah, these guys are crazy. As we know from Thailand, I think, I live it on my terms, and I'll think it up. I. I didn't think I was that selfish, but in all honesty, if if something smells like shit the whole time that I'm alive. No, I wouldn't do it. Why is it you just want everyone else to smell like.

01:01:19:20 - 01:01:41:18
Unknown
Like a haunting? Yo yo yo boy, that sounds like a selfish asshole. Hey, hey, you good luck with them. You can stay with him. We're out of here, trip. Wow, Dylan, you got rid of the Mexican cartel with your selfish acts. Who knew the only thing that you had to do to get rid of the Mexican cartel is to choose for everyone else to suffer.

01:01:41:20 - 01:02:11:21
Unknown
Like because you do. To. Wow. That's the way you want it is really? Wow. So we've got some Hollywood scoops today. We've got the way to get rid of the Mexican cartel. Alakazam. I know I just said that. Yeah. Why not in there? And, look alike is, mic drop moment. Because that. Thank you very much, everyone, for joining us on this very long episode of three word story out of.

01:02:11:23 - 01:02:18:13
Unknown
I'm out of here. Wow, that was lovely.