Three Word Story
Welcome to "Three Word Story," where each episode improvises a tale from the unknown. Join hosts James Royle and Dylan Jacobs as they stumble through narratives sparked by three random words generated from the map app what3words thethreewordstory@gmail.com
Three Word Story
29. Krampus Talks Business & Finding Sobriety Through Ayahuasca
What happens when Christmas Krampus decides to become an entrepreneur? Or when a fictional character embarks on an ayahuasca journey to confront his vices through celebrity roasts? Find out in this wildly imaginative return episode of Three Word Story.
After a brief hiatus, James and Dylan reconnect with their trademark improvisational energy, swapping tales of broken locks and penguin encounters before diving into their creative premise. Using the What3Words app as inspiration, they craft two distinct narratives that showcase their comedic chemistry and willingness to embrace the absurd.
The first story transports listeners to a startup event in Poznan, Poland, where Christmas Krampus—traditionally known for punishing naughty children—pitches unconventional business ideas. His "naughty toys for naughty boys" concept features video games that control children rather than vice versa, and a Tamagotchi that physically affects its owner. The negotiation for "100,000 fingernails" in exchange for equity heightens the surreal humor that defines the show.
The second narrative follows Timmy's journey to sobriety through an ayahuasca ceremony in Panama City. Under the guidance of a shaman, Timmy confronts manifestations of his addictions—alcohol (Johnny Depp), cocaine (Conor McGregor), and marijuana (Snoop Dogg)—by delivering increasingly creative insults. This segment brilliantly balances comedy with an underlying message about confronting personal demons.
What makes this episode particularly special is how it seamlessly blends outlandish scenarios with surprising moments of wisdom, culminating in the shaman's profound observation that "Cool isn't a blunt, a blender or a bar fight. Cool is being okay with being uncool." Join us for this uniquely entertaining return to form, and subscribe to hear what three words will inspire our next improvisational adventure.
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Welcome to Three Word Story. I'm James, I'm Dylan, and this is the podcast where we take three words from the app what three words? And improv the shit out of a story. Today, on Three Word Story, I wanted to go with a different accent, but I'll stick to this. One A hundred thousand fingernails, and not one less for 33% of my company. Now to all. Sinister being like don't be a naughty boy. 69 days till Christmas. Nails, and not one less for 33% of my company. Not you all. Sinister being like don't be a naughty boy. 69 days till Christmas. Ja ja ja, his thing. I don't know, he was a, not his penis.
Speaker 1:You're nervous? It's been a while. Why are you nervous? I don't know. It's been a while. It's been a while. Hey, look, hey, hey, the crowd is welcoming you back, dylan. I don't know what that word was. Now, fuck that up. That was a for the start of the episode, but the crowd is joyous. The crowd is so happy for three words story, james and dylan to be back in the house. Yeah, yeah, that's how we do it. The horn is back. So, dylan, as we famously say, it has indeed been a while, been a minute, been a minute. So, before we get to our three words.
Speaker 1:Using the map service What3Words to find three words to make a random ass story. What have you been up to? Have we been mia recently? What magical and wonderful, splendiferous things have happened in our lives? Dilanosaurus rex, tell me, you know what's funny. You can, you can put me on the spot with many things. But, uh, finding something interesting that's happening in my life, right? Yeah, give you three random words and have to make up a really freaking, long-winded story. Fine, finding something interesting in our lives Difficult, no, no, I can just revert back. It's just that feedback loop. So I can just go back to the previous episode and then explain that, and then I just live.
Speaker 1:Episode two episode. Oh well, you've put your pants on the wrong way. I've actually done it every day since, no, but I, so my lock was broken. Okay, to your pants. You're not wearing a chastity belt, no, my master's took the key and I've not been able to get my penis out for two weeks, three weeks, and that's where I've been Just waist deep in shit and piss because you didn't give me the key back, right? So sorry, dylan, I've gone in hard there, right? We're excited to be back. Three word story back in action. Right, so your lock's been broken. So have you been stuck inside for three weeks? I wonder where you've been.
Speaker 1:No, well, I mean, this was last week, somewhere where I called you the one morning to be like j James, could you please can open? Come open my door. And I was like, oh, prince Dylan, all of a sudden Not wanting to open his own fucking door. Yeah, I was locked inside my own apartment, yeah, so, uh, the spring uh between the locks, um, like on the one end uh ended up breaking or was bent. So, yeah, that was quite an interesting one.
Speaker 1:So, for a few nights, because the the building management took some time uh, coming out. So, yeah, for a few nights I slept with my door not only unlocked but technically open and all that kind of held shut. The door was like a water bottle, and they're big, do you mean like a small one? So it was like one and a half litre. Yeah, yeah, one and a half litre, and that's enough for people to be like is something going on there? Should I be worried? Am I being baited in by some creep? Well, I mean, the door is closed, but I mean the fact that it's not close. Closed? Yes, might still be somebody's curiosity like is someone okay, do they want to be found?
Speaker 1:What's this horrible stank coming from this property? Have you got your aircon fixed yet? Um, I got a aircon, but I haven't got the aircon fixed yet, and please explain what the fuck that means. I have, I have a aircon, so I've got a separate air con unit now within the apartment, right. However, it's not coming from the air ducts, okay, so it's circulating the horrible stanky air already within your apartment. Why do you naturally see there's a stankiness in the apartment? Because I've been there. I've been there with the door closed and no air con. It is foul. It can get to that degree. It is an aged building, right. So you're circulating your stank all around and you're shooting out a small gap in your front door to just allow your neighbours to feel it. Is that the case? Yeah, that's not actively my case, but yes, it seems to be a bit more stanky than, uh, than you know. You know, I would like to admit okay, um, but no, I, I just thought that's where I was going with. The story is. Um, yeah, it's pretty interesting, it's.
Speaker 1:I felt pretty vulnerable, like sleeping. I don't know why I'm laughing. I mean, let's get serious, we'll get serious. To be like, okay, that's fine, like this is dubai, it's safe, it should be safe. But you can't help but wonder, oh shit, like if I close my eyes and I don't know, maybe, being from south africa, you always have this thing at the back of your head, being like, oh shit, like safety, safety's an issue, yeah, yeah, so, um, I think most places in the world having your door open, you know, there's a big old question mark on that, right, like maybe an opportunist, uh man lover wants to roam on in and he sees you start bollock at an angle on your bed and thought, well, this guy's been offering him with a liter and a half bottle. By the way, he could have just gone after my electronics, but no, no, he's like, hey, I could get a cd player anyway. By the way, who has a fucking cd player? Cd player. So, um, I'm hoping that you were fine, right? No one, no one wandered in and you're no one wandered in, um, but yeah, yeah, I'm a bit concerned.
Speaker 1:I gave you the advice to just like cram some like paper into your the keep of your lock, and then you could have closed the door and it wouldn't have locked, but you chose. You chose the way I wanted. Yeah, yeah, maybe the ladies from next door just wander in by accident, but it never happened. I did mention that my door was always open, so I just wanted to stick to that, okay. So it's creepy, really creepy, and were you just peering through the gap of the door? Just, uh, it's always open, it's always a hundred percent. Okay, that's the only way to do it.
Speaker 1:Okay, so has that been the true highlight of your two to three weeks, or however long it's been? Um, I wouldn't say that it's the highlight, but it has been. It did make me feel more vulnerable. Um, okay, and you and we're fixed. Now we're all good for the watchers and listeners at home. Their opportunity has been missed, gone. Yes, door has closed. I don't have a door closed, so you just can't have to give it up. There we go. So, uh, dylan's safe, that's good news, dylan's safe.
Speaker 1:Well, um, I think I was sick one week, but yeah, that's not that. I was saying that my door not being working was the reason why you didn't do the podcast, but I don't know, I just I just had to guard your things. For two weeks, sat home just nursing your cd player, your tamagotchi, all your mid-90s to early 2000, goods that you hold so dear to your heart. Okay, well, I'm glad you're back and I'm glad your goods at home are safe. Uh, I myself, dylan, just been working. I didn't ask you, I assumed that you would actually. No, sorry, I assumed you fucking wouldn't and we would have just moved on and I would have been sat here. Go fuck yourself. Um, no, dylan, they are not those words. We'll get to those very shortly.
Speaker 1:Uh, the highlight of my previous three weeks for ali's birthday, we went to ski dub Dubai. For the previous year, for my birthday, which I think was just before or just after the very first episode of three word story, we did sky Dubai. Now, this time, dropped a letter, added an eye, we went ski Dubai, dylan, ski Dubai. Now, for anyone who's going to visit Dubai, highly recommend ski Dubai. Not for anyone who's going to visit Dubai, highly recommend ski Dubai.
Speaker 1:Not only can you ski, you can freaking, freaking hug and love. I'm not sure we're going with this. I didn't either. There are penguins involved and you just want to. No, dylan, you can fall in love and you can hug, and not in a, in a loving, kind in a fucking fairy tale way. Dylan, don't give me that. Look, don't give me right for everyone at home that would be watching this on YouTube. I've been vulnerable wait, I forgot the camera exactly, and the way you're holding the coffee mug and you kind of mouth a gape of being like James, you love a penguin.
Speaker 1:Now, no, dylan, it was I can't remember their names, to be honest, similar to one night stand. I guess it's probably yoko, oh, no, no, neither of those. Dylan, no, no, no. These were maybe like sally or julie or one of the what, something along those lines. But anyway, one thing I would say about penguins the emperor penguin, the grandest penguin in all the lands, right in a documentary.
Speaker 1:You look at those fuckers sitting on the eggs and you think, man, they're big, right, they've got to be at least waist high. When I'm watching them I'm thinking these are big emperor penguins. Yeah, they look rather imposing In real life, dylan, knee high at best. Pretty puny your knee height, yeah, but very yeah, no, it's not like a chick. No, it's not your knee height, that's just the egg. But no, when they're fully grown, dylan, it goes to my knee height, um, but in ski dubai it's the knee height inside the egg.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's you, that's you all the way down there, right, but if you get on with these penguins in ski dubai, they will let you hug them, which is probably one of the best experience you can have in life, and it's not like they're just trained to stand there. It will literally like back into you, like when you're like tickling a little like a yellow bit on its neck, and it'll just like let me be like and freaking, love its life. But if it doesn't like you, it basically turns its nose up to you. So me and ali, we got the whole shebang. We got pictures with it, cuddles with it, we got the lot. But there was a couple of people in there it didn't like, it didn't want anything to do with it. That's nice, like I'm like. Obviously it's not great for the other people, but knowing that it actually doesn't kind of crawl up to everyone or snuggle up, yeah I think it's pretty nice. It's like look, we connected with this penguin.
Speaker 1:Now you could argue the penguins are racist. Right, because the, the penguin leaned one way more than the other. Now, that's not me, I am. I'm for everyone, everyone, no matter where you're from, who you are. I believe everyone is equal. This penguin on the other half the limb clearly did not. Now it may have been because a couple of people there you were told explicitly do not put your hand out to this penguin, because when it's kind of like totting around because you'll think that you're about to feed it and then when you don't feed it it'll be like fucking dude bro. You put out your hand like you're gonna feed me and where's my kipper, motherfucker, and you're not giving it to them, so then it'll immediately not like you. So they stick their hand out to and then the guy said no, no, no, no. And then the penguins pissed off. So it's either racist or it was just pissed off, or both, who knows? So that was basically penguins. Penguins might be racist. Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, drop it down low with three word story Dylan, four Dylan for our three words this time. So usually I mean it's been a while, so maybe someone's going to stumble across this and be like what the fuck are these guys talking about? We select a location and we go on a map service like Google Maps called what Three Words? We pick a location and then that location gives us three words. It could be our childhood home, it could be a nice pub somewhere, it could be a specific place, and then that gives us three words.
Speaker 1:Now you, you little clever clogs, said that this time why don't we choose the three words? And that will give us the location and we can weave that together. Yeah, how did that go for you, dylan, and why? I'll be honest, uh, I kind of cheated a little bit because, like the words, and obviously there's I don't know trillions or billions of combination of words that you could then, but do you think, like those three words would match up to any location in the world? But no, it didn't necessarily. So you put in three words, but they didn't have them in that order. I have the same struggle, which makes sense. So it's funny that we say there's billions and trillions combination. We've both picked a combination, so maybe hundreds, who knows? Yeah.
Speaker 1:So I kind of looked at things that I could link to those words, right? So? Or at least I thought of my story, right, because you kind of have, I figured, let me start with the end in mind, have the story and link the words, then Okay, however, which might be an issue, if you already kind of made up your story and then you try. So you did the whole story. You thought, hey, there's trillions of combinations on this, it's 100% going to be. And then one thank you, ma'am, it wasn't okay, it turns out not to be. So I then just looked for different words that would then kind of slot into completely fucking cheated. It was your premise and you were like, nah, I'm not gonna do this, okay, so all right.
Speaker 1:So the three words that you managed to manipulate into the story that you wanted to are what? And they might not even link to my story that well, this is very on brand, very on brand, nice job. Actually, now that I think of it, yeah, I'm reading this, and yeah, this is not. I thought it said white. Nice job, actually. Thanks, did I think of it? Yeah, I'm reading this, and uh, yeah, anything, so this is not. I thought it said white, but now it says white. Um, so white. Okay, is that a huge difference? Yeah, it's huge, okay, huge, huge here. Uh, lines, white lines, yeah, giggle, giggle. So I really didn't mean to do that, but hey, that was a little soundboard nugget for you.
Speaker 1:And where did that take you in the world? So that took me to Panama City, guess where? Nigeria, oh, okay, okay, nearly, panama City. Panama. To a bargain store. To a bargain store name yeah, bargain store. To a bargain store Name Bargain store, okay, no, I'm not going to butcher that one. Okay, you're going to leave that one. God Save for the bonus episode, for Dylan's actual joke. It's mini, super ideal, mini, super ego, mini, super ideal, Okay.
Speaker 1:And so did you manage to shoehorn Panamaama into your story in any way, shape or form? Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the uh location the character wanders into. So okay, I thought you were gonna say wanders out from. So, just fresh from a flight from panama, the character. Okay, well, fair enough, dylan. So we've gone to panama and you found three words.
Speaker 1:Now, let me, let me talk you through the journey that I've been on, okay, okay. So initially I came up with three words. These three words gave me a place in America. Then these three words, I changed the combination, which gave me six different places in America, and I came up with a whole competition, came up with songs, everything. Then I ran out of time, so, 45 minutes to spare, I scra, scrapped everything, because that's what you naturally do when you don't have time, is you just scratch ideas and stick it into the bin of things to do later, which the bin is getting very full now.
Speaker 1:There's lots of things that we've said in this podcast so far and we've done none of them so, other than maybe just add some soundtracks in it, but everything else is there's stored somewhere. Episode 98, 99, when we're really fucked for ideas. Ok, so this is. This is the journey that I went on. So I thought what easier way to go to get three words is in our very title of our podcast, we get three words and we are three word story. So I thought, fuck, this is obvious, right, there are trillions of combinations in this gosh darn world. Let's, let's boil it down to billions, billions or maybe even millions or even thousands in this right, because I went three word story, I was like, oh, where this may take us?
Speaker 1:Maybe back to pyongyang, it's good, you know, it's a good idea. Maybe the the barrier reef somewhere, or somewhere in australia or somewhere in south, all the places we've been, but it doesn't exist. So if you are there, if you are watching, uh, anyone at three word story, please select a little square somewhere in this world for me and dearest dylan, a three word story, and devote a square to us? Where would to us? Where would you want that square to be? I've put you on the spot massively now, but if we were going to pick somewhere, where would you be? So I'll go to Rimrom and then I'll, that's right. No, not where I live. We're not making that same mistake. Take it back to episode one, where we told you where our parents live precisely. Take it back to episode one where we told you where our parents live precisely. No, dylan, where would you go? Right? So what is going to represent us?
Speaker 1:I was thinking it could be like a little joke. We could go to, uh, like a scrapyard and just put us right in the middle of there, because it's largely junk, which is what we do. You know, maybe a Hooters. I've never been to a Hooters, but you could stick it in a Hooters, maybe. Yeah, like that all kind of seems fitting where it's kind of like okay, well, maybe something that represents both of us. And that's why I kind of automatically thought, okay, maybe something in dubai, maybe someplace we went out to it's a good memory over there maybe something a bit more outlandish, like uh, like, maybe not pyong, pyong, pyong, pyong. Yeah, I mean, we could go to pyong, young, it's our favorite place, you know. We could be at a Pyongyang Zoo or the Boo Building in Pyongyang, yeah, maybe the Baboon Enclosure at Pyongyang, ah, okay. So what three words? Please put our square in the Baboon Enclosure in Pyongyang, north Korea. That would be great. I think that represents us really. Maria, if you are listening, then I mean the Berlin enclosure, which I'm sure they are. Dylan, did you know that they have just released a? Well, they've opened a brand new holiday resort, styled of the premium hotel resorts in Benidorm, spain. Did you know that? I did not.
Speaker 1:Now, as you are a South African man and I'm a British man, it might not be as apparent to you. Now, benidormorm to the british is like a pilgrimage for people that just want to go get completely shit-faced and completely ruin a beautiful spanish island and make all locals lives miserable. Go to all-inclusive holiday resorts and basically ruin it for everyone. And now north korea? Yeah, basically that, but for older people, right, so you go, for you go from ibiza older. Are we talking? We're talking. I reckon you go to ibiza maybe until you're 30 to 35. Then, post 30 to 35, you are in benidorm till the day you die, so you could be anywhere from. You know 40 year old kind of man up until Zimmer frame, up until deathbed, in Benidorm. That's what it is to British people.
Speaker 1:So King Jong-un or Il-ho one of them decided that what better place to style this futuristic and modern holiday place than Benidorm? So that's what they have going for now. So maybe, maybe in North Korea, in North korea. In north korea they decided they started to accept guests there. There's some russian guests have gone already.
Speaker 1:Um, so I'm thinking okay, another pledge, what three words? If you want some sponsorship, if you want some some advertisement, stick our square in that place and pay for us to go. That is an awful idea I don't want to do. That woman will definitely be dead. We'll beff. Now I don't want the square, I don't want the square in north korea. Let's stay away from that. Let's put it in benidorm as well, where I will now get my head kicked in for insinuating that it's maybe a bit of a shithole because of the british, not the spanish, because of the british.
Speaker 1:Anyway, that was a, that was a needed little side note, wasn't it? So where were we going right? So I don't know, we went completely off-piste. So three-word story. I was looking for three-word story yeah, doesn't exist. Story award three no, no, no, no. So it went German.
Speaker 1:Now I don't know if maybe I've got VPN on, but I didn't know. Some of these words went German. So the closest I could get is tier, like tier T-I-e-r-e, so no, uh, wogue or rogue and story, so tier vogue story. It's as close as I could get. So tier is german for animal or some like tiger, tiger, like multiple tigers, if you like tiger in afrikaans, it's multiple tigers. Yeah, it's like plural tigers.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you'd be like yeah, okay, yeah, just on time, um, so, and then vogue, which is a german noun meaning wave, um, often referring to powerful wave or a surge, right, so I'm thinking I've got very little time to go. I really cannot be fucking around here, so I'm going to have to go out on a limb here and do some digging and some research, as I usually do. Now, yeah, vög is a German noun meaning wave, often referred to a large, powerful wave or surge. It can also be used figuratively to describe a surge of emotion or feeling. Right and okay, limited time to go. That's quite. That's quite broad, for no reason whatsoever, and I thanks Google for this. Just, I gave me a little freaking nugget of gold there, something for me to latch onto immediately, immediately after this, because whenever you're looking for any words in german, I want this to be the context that they refer to.
Speaker 1:So, in the context of the tv show, grim, woke refers to the transformation between human and western form, a supernatural creature. I didn't ask for that, didn't? I just wanted to know. This is really up your alley. It really is. Um, not not that alley, not my wife alley, but this is, she's got nothing to do with this. She wouldn't want anything to do with this. Um, so this I was like okay, fantastic. Well, let's dig deep into the episode of grim. Have you ever watched grim? I have not. So grim is an american crime series, crime kind of like solving mysteries. You know, usually it's like oh shit, a bank robber, oh a murderer. No, this is a bit more supernatural. Yeah, so this has the extra zhuzh on it, right where they will chase a criminal. But they wog from just standard man, let's say r, and they will turn into a super natural creature. Now, guess who pops up in? Jessica Alba. That would be fantastic, but she doesn't.
Speaker 1:In season three, episode eight. That's very specific. I can't believe you don't know this. I can't believe you don't know this. I can't believe you don't know this. I don't know. It's German themed. I don't know, heidi Klum, I don't know.
Speaker 1:In season 3, episode 8, the Krampus hunts naughty children and adolescents, admonishing them for their bad behaviour before beating them with a wooden switch and stuffing them into a large sack, leaving a large lump of coal behind at the abduction site. The coal is natively found in a mine on the highest arctic reach near the north pole. Upon upon abducting the children, krampus hangs them from baskets like ornaments in the tallest tree in the tallest spot of the land, with the intention of devouring them on the night of the winter solstice. By now, I do think you must be a Krampus connoisseur. Yeah, let me go into the next part, and I'm actually quite concerned I may be the woke version of the Krampus. So, as Krampus exists for only three weeks out of the year and his human self is completely unaware of his Wesson self, krampus has no culture of his own and is thought to be a mythical even by other Wessons. I don't know what Wessons are, the relationship between the Wesson I don't know what that means and human form is described as a jackal and hide-like relationship, with the human side unaware of its true nature, and the Wesson side acting completely on its own accord.
Speaker 1:Now, for those who have not heard previous episodes we have had a Christmas Krampus here. I've never seen him. I've only heard from the records and from yourself that he has indeed graced this studio and or bedroom and he has been here, but I've never seen this. So I'm I'm a bit scared, I'm a bit worried. Maybe I am a wesson I'm from wesson super mayor, after after all, so maybe this is all linked to it. I am potentially the jackal to the christmas krampus. Hi.
Speaker 1:Also, isn't he somehow related to, like santa claus, like I'm almost sure there's, there's some lineage. So well, from what I from from listening to previous episodes where he's been here and I haven't, um, he works for, uh, santa claus, uh, and then he was like the kind of thing but hey, I'm sure there's, I'm sure there's going to be lots to learn over the episodes, over the many years of three-word stories. So, okay now, dylan, because I'm a stickler for the rules, I thought how the devil egg can I link this to my story? So, basically, please do that again To my story. Nice job, thanks, tom. So, um, basically, I pointed down for everyone listening at home, uh, in a really cool hip fashion.
Speaker 1:So it took me to Poznan, poland, okay, famous to be the fifth largest city in all of Poland, okay, and I thought I probably now, at this point, got 20 minutes before your arrival. I'm thinking, well, let's just find out what is happening in posnan today, like right now. Right now, today, there is a startup intro, so there is going to be basically people that are trying to get some investment for their, for their upstarts in poznan today. So that's where we're going to go. All, right for my story. Okay, okay, happy with that.
Speaker 1:Should I just roll into it, dylan? Why not? We're already there. Thank you everybody. Thank you, thank you. Drop it down low. Three word story.
Speaker 1:I thought you thought you were going to say you know what? We've got a live web stream and we are just going to watch some people fish. I mean, that would track for my character. Obviously, the people at home don't know what I do at work, which is pretend to work whilst watching live streams of people all around the world. He's extremely good at it. Not just watching, but pretending to work. Yeah, I'm very good at that. If anyone from work is watching, that is obviously a lie and this is a comedy podcast. So we say we tell jokes, dylan, we tell jokes. So, dylan, I'm going to need you for this one. I'm going to need some improvisation. We need to improv the shit out of this story. Okay, improvisation, we need to improv the shit out of this story.
Speaker 1:Okay, so you are going to be, basically, you're going to be interviewing me for this, uh, startup. Okay, and apparently I don't know I've not seen him, to be honest but apparently the christmas krampus is going to be here for this and he has got some business to pitch. Right, he, he is. He wants some investment. Um, I saw it in the wall in there, written in blood. I don't know, I don't know where it came from. Um, I was like, why am I hands red? But bizarre. So, but the Christmas Krampus is going to be here. Um, I don't know when, I don't know why, but it said in the blood message on the wall, um, that he required you to be interviewer. Right, look into the businesses a little bit more. Maybe talk to him.
Speaker 1:You've been an interviewer before, dylan, I know, I know I don't need to tell you about this. No, you do, james, but thank you. Okay, so I need to ask open questions, right, so that makes sense. Okay, so I think the audience is we're going to go through the curtains. It's going to be like we're sat, like this, on a stage and, you know, like in a, in a comfy chair, similar to like a product launch here in Dubai, where people just talk on a stage and no one else listens, and that's what it's going to be like Cool, cool, oh, hi there, everybody. It's lovely to be here. Alles klar, alles klar.
Speaker 1:It is Christmas, krampus. All the way in July. You must be surprised it's not Christmas, but you know I'm active for three weeks out of the year. I like to spread the days out every now and then. Welcome, welcome. Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me, and your name is. My name is Mr Krampus.
Speaker 1:I wanted to go with a different accent, but I'll stick to this one. Now. I normally decide which accents I want to go for beforehand, so this is normally me. I've got a selection of four, so let me not do that again. Hi, mr Crumbus, how are you doing? I'm Dylan, pleased to meet you. Oh, hi, dylan, you must need a glass of water or something, because there must have been something in your throat, because you sounded completely different in your first virtual set.
Speaker 1:In all honesty, I'm not sure what that was. I'm not sure what that was. I'm not sure what it is either. Oh, you silly, silly goose. What does the producer say of this Nice job? Yeah, he liked it, he liked it. The producer must just know that I was nervous enough asking questions by myself now to do it by yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, not predetermined. The safety wheels 100. The safety wheels are off everybody. And what do you mean predetermined? Because, as I know, this podcast is completely improvised at all time, don't you know? Thank you everybody, thank you all. Right, fantastic, let's get back to the point. Oh, yes, please, right, so you have a couple of business ideas to pitch. Am I correct in saying that? Ja, ja, ja, ja, I have indeed.
Speaker 1:So, as you know, I am a Christmas Krampus and the main part of my job and you know I like and loathe it sometimes is to look after naughty boys and girls at christmas. Okay, and I thought to myself as a crampus. How can I monetize this? I know we are all here, greedy little piggies. I've seen you all here before naughty boys on christmas trying to steal some money. How can we maximize this for christmas? Now, typically, dylan a naughty boy or naughty girl for christmas, they get nothing for christmas, and what does that mean? No money spent for the naughty boy or naughty girl.
Speaker 1:What I'm thinking for my business why I'm trying to get equity today is naughty toys for naughty boys, where, if you have a naughty boy or naughty girl, you go out to the market and you buy these specific toys for the naughty boys. Does that make sense, alice Clark? So explain that to me. I as investor Ja, ryan, ja, naughty toys for naughty boys, and I want to make this very clear. I as investor Ja, ryan, ja, naughty toys for naughty boys, for naughty boys, and I want to make this very clear. And it's and girls and girls. This is completely age appropriate. Okay, it is not naughty, with like devil horns and a bit weird, nothing like that at all.
Speaker 1:We are taking a take, ja, we are taking a take on a classic child's toy and we are going to make it Specifically for naughty boys and naughty girls. Because the issue is With naughty boys and naughty girls they cost us money. They cost me money At Christmas because the parents aren't going out and buying the gifts. Santa Claus is not generating money From taking money from the parents and making gifts. Do you see what I mean, mr Dylan? Do you see what I mean? Right, we can't just keep them cold. Oh no, dylan, from the parents and making gifts. Do you see what I mean, mr Dylan? Do you see what I mean? Right, we can't just keep them cold. Oh no, dylan, dylan.
Speaker 1:This is what I'm thinking. This is what I'm thinking, right, oh yes, imagine this the naughty boy goes tinkle-tinkle down the stairs in the morning Father Clausmas, he believes, has been and he unwraps, let's say, a nintendo switch or a v I don't know what is in in fashion these days but the console where you have the controllers and you use your body, blah, blah, blah, blah. Now imagine this he plugs in the console, he's like oh, I've been such a naughty, naughty boy but I managed to get myself a console. And he puts in, say v sports, yessports, yes, vsports. You know what I mean? Vsports. He puts in Vsports, okay, and let's say he puts in Vsports, tennis, and he's like hmm, these controllers, they don't seem to be controlling the person on the screen and then the person on the screen starts playing and is controlling the naughty boy. The naughty boy is turning left, he's turning right, he's swinging, he's practicing a serve and he cannot control a simple thing. So the little boy is not controlling the V, the V is controlling the little boy.
Speaker 1:So I hear what you're saying Instead of taking or spending that capital on the naughty children, right, we are actually trying to convert that. Don't get me wrong. I'm not sure how we get the weed to control the naughty boys and naughty girls, but if you can have that that general um target market to work for you as the krumpus, why not? That dial is dialing, so the thing is here okay, we are fundraising. People fundraise for Bitcoin all the time and no one knows what the fuck that even means. So all I'm saying to you, dylan, is simply this you have a V for the good boy. The good boy gets to play the V and he gets to control his little V characters all over the little V, straightforward. But the naughty boy has the V that controls him and he has the controllers in his hand and he's being put left and he's put right and he's jumping and he's like ah, marja Faja, please help.
Speaker 1:This is not what I expected and they go. Little Damien, or whatever his name is, you should have been a good boy and stopped and wiped your bottom properly and been a good boy at school, and now for the next 12 months you'll be flitted around on your V. Does that make sense? Dylan, of course it does so. With that being said, just give me the amount of equity you're willing to give away for the amount of price. Like well, what's the investment? 100,000 fingernails and not one less for 33 of my company. I can be a third owner in in that. Okay, whoa, hold on fingernails. How many? How many did you say? I believe I said a hundred thousand. I kind of just said it on the spot, so I did not expect you to allow me to recall such a figure. Um, but let's just call it around hundred thousand fingernails and not a fingernail less. Okay, no, that's fair. I think we'll open that up to the crowd whilst we move on to the next idea, because apparently you had, I have, I have. This is just one business. I'm a christmas, christmas campus. Okay, and exactly. And you know, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly maybe this whole idea only came up roughly an hour ago or so, so you could say this is on the fly, but thankfully the camera over there or the crowd, I should say could not see my screen, which has very, very little on it. Okay, wonderful.
Speaker 1:Now next one, the next thing, I'm thinking Mr Thailand, something of the same ilk. Okay, very simple, very simple, a Tamagotchi. A Tamagotchi, a little egg. It's got a little 8-bit character on it. It's like a little chick in a little screen. It's going the naughty boys, and remember, this is a naughty toy. As soon as they start playing it, they feed the little toy, they go. Oh, I think I feel like a lump in my stomach. I believe I've just been fed. Oh, how strange. And they make the little character on their little thing go to the toilet and they go. Oh shit, I've shized myself. What are the odds of this happening? I think you're getting the picture now. If they do not look after their little tamagotchi, dylan, they will perish, just like the tamagotchi.
Speaker 1:And I'm thinking that this one is very easy, it's very easy to make. It's only a little eight bit piece of shit from japan. So you know, we just added a little sprinkle of evil and we could monetize this. What do you think, dylan, I think that's fair, but why so? Just to help me understand who buys this for their children, for them. So okay, here's what I'm thinking. Ja, is you have the parents? Ja, they think you know what my boy, my little girl, is actually quite naughty and I would like to teach them some responsibility. So then, are they kind of the ideal buyers to say, you know, let's buy this Tamagotchi? That's actually linked to my child, to what? Teach them responsibility, exactly Because they have to look after themselves. Look, dylan, you bless your little soul.
Speaker 1:The thing is about Christmas. This is how Christmas works, and I understand you don't have little tinker winkles yet. But the parents, they stay up late and that's why they drink. And they drink to keep them up so they can visit, be visited by either the santa claus or the christmas crampus. When one of us walks through the door, they, alas, has my boy been good or naughty? Now, usually, now, usually Christmas, father Christmas, what the fuck his name is he walks in and he goes oh, oh, oh, oh, and everyone's happy oh, yeah, yeah, my boy's been so good. And they hand over their money to Santa Claus, right, and obviously got the rain beard. And if they don't have enough money, they fucking charge him. You know how it is, dylan? He's just basically one big gangster and no one says anything.
Speaker 1:Dylan, where the Christmas Krampus comes in, just has a little fucking piece of coal. Or I have to abduct the children. I don't Do you know what the effort to abduct a child. They're freaking cake and they scream and they need to be fed and I have to put them in hanging baskets on freaking branches. You know what? I don't want to do this anymore. I do not want to do this anymore, dalen. So my suggestion is the Christmas Krampus comes in with these products they're like an anti-Christmas present and I go ah, yeah, if you want your child To learn a lesson, buy my evil Tamagotchi or Togoloki or whatever you want to call it. Can't even propose a subscription model. Oh, there we go.
Speaker 1:The Christmas Krampus app Brilliant, you can have a little widget, and it's kind of me looking at you all sinister, being like don't be a naughty boy. 69 days till Christmas. Ja, ja, ja, yeah. Fully clothed, of course, fully clothed, no, nothing weird. As we said, this is naughty, not in an inappropriate way. This is completely appropriate at all, then. So for this I will take 80,000 fingernails and not a fingernail less. All right. And in terms of percentage, also a third, ah, 69. For this we'll go 69%. There's nothing weird about it, it's just the Christmas Krampus' number. I actually think this is a better idea. Okay, you want a Tamagotchi? We'll call it the Togalocki. Yes, ja, ja, ja, good callback. Thank you, you've done some travelling.
Speaker 1:Go back to episode 28 or 27 or 26. I'm not quite sure, I don't really remember, but this is episode 29, I hear All right, mr Krampus, I know you are on a tight schedule. Do you have one more to? No, unfortunately, dylan, I'm only around for three weeks out of the year, so I like to take my time appropriately. And at the moment I believe that I've got to get on work on my little tinkering of all these little gifts. And after I've now managed to get over 100,000 fingernails for my company, I'll be happy. And I'll now managed to get over a hundred thousand fingernails for my company, I'll be happy and I'll be able to feast like Julia Krampus does on fungerdelscom Fungerdels, right. So so everybody heard that you can do your research, alice Clark, fungerdelscom. Hands together for mr Krampus, thank you, thank you. Thank you, mrkrampus, all the best.
Speaker 1:So, hi, dylan, right, so what, joyce? You just snapped awake. What do you mean? Yeah, I don't know what do you mean. Literally, we were just talking about the blood message that I saw in the bathroom, and then now we're talking about this. Yeah, because the blood message wasn't that weird to start off with. No, I did think it was a bit weird. And why there was blood on my hands, I thought was a bit weird because I didn't write the message there was because it was from the christmas crampers and I am not exactly you know. Um, so, but when I stopped screaming I would then came out of the room and decided to do the podcast. So, um, yeah, well, uh, you know well, hopefully we get to see the Christmas crampers one time or another. I guess One day Drop it down low with a three-word story.
Speaker 1:Oh, dylan, it's a story that you made and then found three words randomly in Pananima City, and why Try and link them up together? So this is a story of Timmy, timmy, timmy, okay. So Timmy in search of himself, his friends, his thing. I don't know, he was a, not his penis. Just before, you know what's funny, brian is the group of friends that I not only have here, but back home, the fact that I have to try and get ahead of any potential joke that might follow. Brian, that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1:It must be like sleeping with the door open constantly for you. Constantly, that door is open and as soon as you say, find this thing, I'm charging for it, I'm straight into that freaking apartment right there. I just need to shut that. And as soon as you say, find his thing, I'm charging for it, I'm straight into that freaking apartment right there. Shut that door as soon as possible. Not talking about Timmy's penis, right, okay, so he's finding his thing, his character, his character, but in this process he gets tangled up in some bad habits that he just can't seem to shake, and we're not talking about his penis. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:White, okay, cocaine, lines of cocaine and giggle, giggle, laughing gas. There we go. I'll have one giggle of cocaine, please. I will do a gaggle for ten dollars, so okay. So are these devices or are you just going to go left field and give me something else? No, so one of them. Yes, cocaine, cocaine. Right, cocaine was one. And then giggle, it's not quite laughing gas Gas. Oh, dylan, it's not quite laughing gas. That's the English side coming out. Let us take left turn, dylan Jacob's here. Oh, tally ho, I'm quite nauseous After that, john, but I have to say Nauseous, gas, garsly thing.
Speaker 1:So, wow, that was your English Truly coming out of you, gars. I know you like to Paint yourself as an. You know what it is, I think so. My, my dad was always Pretty like. He was always made a thing of not me saying like, like apple, apple or basketball or like the way americans, kind of. So you end up. So, all of a sudden, when it comes to gas, it's said normally like gas and not gas Gas. So I don't know that. I think that just seemed to be static. Wow, the pronunciation was incredible, anyway.
Speaker 1:So no, it was alcohol. One more time Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. You're really making up for it now. So you've got gas too Alcohol, alcohol, alcohol. You're really making up for it now. So you've got gauze too Alcohol, alcohol. Okay, all right, let's go with the story, sure, okay.
Speaker 1:And then the last one was for Giggle was actually supposed to be weed. So the ganja man, the ganja man, okay, all right. So he's lost himself and he doesn't know how to shake these bad habits, which is then alcohol, cocaine and weed. So he spoke to some people on his road back to sobriety, or at least tempted to. Somebody mentioned, you know what he knows. He knows a shaman, right? So it does this whole ayahuasca ceremony to kind of dig deeper, to attempt to find yourself and to find the answers that you are looking for.
Speaker 1:So, to get off drugs, he went to go take drugs. To go take drugs, man, that's clever, that's really clever. I, more people should do this. It's kind of flipping the switch on what you think, right, but it's actually leaning into the issues, exactly Doing more, doing more, when you forget they're an issue anymore, right, because people say shit like do more to do less, yeah. Or to do less to do more, yeah to do more. Whatever makes sense in this particular podcast, yeah, nice. Well, hey, if we want a sobriety meetings or AA meetings with Dylan, they're great. You just get shit faced, you just get shot until you don't want to drink anymore. So, okay, right, it's okay. So he's gone to do drugs to get off drugs.
Speaker 1:Yeah, by the way, sorry, just before we get demoneytized on YouTube, I'd just like to take a quick message as a three-word story do not condone drug taking. We think that it's silly and nincompoopery. We would highlight anyone, if they have a drug problem, to go do an ayahuasca. Ayahuasca If it helps them, yeah, yeah. And instead of taking drugs, go listen to our podcast and think, fucking hell, these people do this without drugs. So maybe I should stop taking them and sort my fucking life out so I don't end up like these idiots. Nice job, nice job, wonderful, sorry, I just thought I did. Now we're going to get demonetized because we've put a message of no drugs, kids, no drugs, otherwise the Krampus will get you. Okay, dylan, right.
Speaker 1:So he got a number off of a relatively affordable shaman who's based just behind the bargain store in Panama City. His name is Tupa, okay, and people can't seem to remember that name, so we'll just call him Josh, okay, all right For our Western audience out there. Or Longhorn, for not our Western audience out there. Or Pibbles from the strip club people, okay, yeah, okay, that's also what he's known by, okay. So if you would please?
Speaker 1:Not sure what that was, is that a candle? What I blew my finger out? It's just magical. So if obviously anyone watching from home they'll be like, wow, what a magical finger that guy has. Peculiar, actually, pause, okay, are we saying a scene? Yeah, yeah, I'd rather sit the seat because we just went into it. We just went into a random didgeridoo bit. Then that was a bit bizarre. I mean, anyone at home, they're in the car and they're thinking, oh my God, have I just taken ayahuasca? Am I actually in the story? Have I broken the third and or fourth wall? Am I Timmy? You're not Timmy. Okay, damn, I'll bother you in my next one.
Speaker 1:What we got Timmy makes his trip to the bargain store, meets up with Tooper and Tooper now speaks to Timmy. So Timmy, timmy, wake up. I thought it was Timmy. Okay, yeah, there. Um, I'm mr tuber. Sorry, I uh, I'm not not sure what to do, but I've been struggling with these, with these issues, and, uh, I've kind of explained that alcohol is a bit of an issue, wake and bake is a bit of an issue. And then the um, wake, it's not wake and shake, wake and bake. And then he had the shoe and horse, of course, the shoe and horse, and then the snow, the white stuff, the lines I'm trying to make up, new words now, truly spoken to by a guy who's never done it before, which is good.
Speaker 1:It gives a very good story. Don't believe in trouble. Yeah, so I was actually just looking for you to help me. Yes, timmy, I understand. I will speak slow as I think of words to say, and I have a special set of skills. You will never find them, but basically, what we look to do is we look to address core issues deep inside you, and each one of these are represented within your mind by someone, and each one of these representatives in your mind you will have to visit Now. I will administer this ayahuasca tea and you will drift off. Do not worry, I am your guide and you will drift off. I will hold your hand and we will face each one of these visions or representatives together. But you need to tell each of these representatives off. You need to roast them. You need to tell each of these representatives off. You need to roast them, you need to be angry at them and if this cuts deep enough, you shall be freed from this vice. Understood? Yeah, I think so. I think so. Right, here we go, timmy, and so then Johnny Depp. It's the representation of alcohol, allegedly, oh shit, yeah, allegedly Allegedly, and also just on a side note of me, speaking as me and I don't want to make this too long is, if any of these people ever listen to this podcast, this is purely storytelling.
Speaker 1:And this is all allegedly because I actually actually yeah, sure, I'd grab a beer or a rum with Johnny Jep, johnny Jep or Johnny Jep. If there's a team, anything that sounds anything remotely dylan's up for it. Um, but I think what you're trying to say and I know you're now getting excited at the thought that maybe johnny depp might be watching you right now and you may be getting yourself a hot, hot beer date with him that doesn't mean anything horrible. In fact, he adores you. There are videos out there of him being captain jack sparrow, uh, which I'm sure we can leak one day to the internet, uh, when need be, and and that's how much he loves you. And don't look into that, don't think it's weird. Don't think it's weird. He has posters of you. Don't think it's weird. He's got a weird Captain Jack action figure that is really weirdly sticky in some places, but anyway, we'll get back to the story. So just to give you the setting, on a half-sunken pirate ship Know me too well, james Captain Jack or Johnny Depp, whoever, trying to open a wine bottle for the typewriter. That's the setting.
Speaker 1:And, timmy, you are now before Mr Depp. Roast him as hard as you possibly can. I don't really feel comfortable, but sure, let me go. I hope he hurts his elbow after opening a bottle of rum with his mood ring. Timmy, that was terrible. Think deeper, deeper. Well, he dresses like his closet is haunted Every time I see you, your 12 scarves, your 12 scarves, away from casting a curse on your ex.
Speaker 1:No, timmy, that was not good. One more Think Johnny, johnny. Johnny, you're not even deep, you're a divorced man with eyeliner and a ukulele. You look like a ton burden character who got lost at Burning man. Ooooh, boom, jimmy, that was good. Boom, roasted and gone. Mr Depp vanishes, that was good. Boom, roasted and gone. Mr Depp vanishes into smoke and all you see is scarves. Right, oh, my goodness. Next one, what would you like to guess? Next one cocaine. Robert Downey Jr. That would have been a good one, though allegedly allegedly, I think he actually was arrested for that.
Speaker 1:But anyway, sick guy, awesome, I would love to go out with him, right? So I'll give the setting and then you can maybe comment the setting. This man is shirtless, on top of a sports car, yelling into a protein shaker. Andrew Tate, not quite, but in that line, dan Boulzerian, whatever his name is, but it's none other than Conor McGregor. So in that cluster of cunts, basically, you know that little gaggle of dickheads and, by the way, I don't want to go for a beer with any of them. And look, they definitely don't want to go for a beer with me. I get that. But Johnny Depp, 100%, go for a beer ski with him. Robert Downey Junior, 100%. Those gentlemen can suck a dick Instead of a beer, which I'm sure they would. I'm sure they would, in their little man circle, doing whatever they need to do.
Speaker 1:So anyway, allegedly Jimmy, you're now in front of Connor. I wonder if I should do an accent. 100%. I was disappointed that there was no Johnny Depp. I really thought you were going to wander him in so you could crack out a freaking Jack Sparrow, maybe one day. Alright, we'll put that in the basket.
Speaker 1:Coming soon To a podcast near you. Alright, I think that's going to be terrible. Okay, oi, nope, why did you? Who the fuck are you, nope? Who the fuck are you? Nope? That sounds Scottish.
Speaker 1:You've gone too northern there. Who the fuck are you? Nope? Oh, I know, I don't know. Oh yeah, all right, you can have to stick with it now. Shut your mouth. Hi, hi, hi, to northern there, the fuck are you? Oh, oh yeah, alright, well, look, you can have to stick with it now. You're committed. Shut your mouth, alright, alright, go on, just go with it, be free, like Timmy needs to be, to break his vices. Timmy, timmy, let the cat out there. We go. Wow, that was like a. That was like a go. Wow, that was like a. That was like a metaphor, for that was like. That was the, the alcohol, that was the alcohol, meowing and being like get me the fuck out. And then, and now we've let him go. So this is now the next one.
Speaker 1:So your best impression of Conor McGregor why don't you shut your mouth? No, just stick with it, just go for it. Go for it. It's all part of the entertainment, it's all part of the joy. The three word story what do you mean? Go for it? Like, try it again or go for it? Just do the script in that voice. Let's just smash it out either way. Right to me.
Speaker 1:You now need to roast Mr McGregor, connor, mr McGregor, I hope you spill pre-workout in your eyes. Roasted no, timmy, not good enough. Mr McGregor, you talk. You talk like a TED talk on fast forward. You fight like your bank account depends on it. Because it does boom, timmy, that was terrible. Deeper. Because it does Boom, boom, burn. No, timmy, that was terrible. Deeper. Mr McGregor, you're not a fighter, you're a roid rage leprechaun with a Wi-Fi password tattooed on your chest. Oh, you wear $3,000 suits and still move like a guy who's trying to find a vape shop. Oh, shit, boom, roasted.
Speaker 1:Wowee, that was good and I felt like the previous one. You did like Johnny Depp, so you weren't quite soft. But yeah, yeah, that was good, I felt better. You told him. You told him I wouldn't be surprised after this goes out, that that guy changes his tune after that one in depth. So you weren't quite soft. But yeah, yeah, that was good, I felt. That felt. Yeah, better. You told him. You told him I wouldn't be surprised, after this goes out, that that guy changes his tune after that one. He's gonna have a good look in the mirror and go be like if dylan doesn't like me, then maybe I'm a piece of shit piece, yeah, yeah, piece of shit, right, so we've, we've banished, we've banished cocaína, cocaaina, gone.
Speaker 1:Okay, what's our last vice? What's Timmy got to Weed? Who are we going for? It's gotta be Snoop Dogg, surely Snop Dogg. It's gotta be Snop Dogg Himself, yeah, yeah so, suspended In mid air In a lotus pose, surrounded by Doritos and smoke, none other. Oh, wow, what an image Then. Snop Dog himself, snop Dog himself. That's a callback to a previous episode, by the way. Go back to God knows when.
Speaker 1:Snop Dog, do I have a Snoop Dog in me? Let's hope so. Snoop Dogg in me? Let's hope so. Yo, yo, yo, you must be Timmy. I think I'm going to stop it there, but you know what? You know what. I was happy with that, then, for your career, for your future, for everything, for your freedom. I thought this could go Awfully wrong, but that was. That was not half bad, that was. Hats off. We'll quit while we're ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you must be Timmy. Yes, mr Snoop Dogg. Um, so I am here to roast you. Here I go. I hope your lighter runs out Right before the last puff. Here I go. I hope your lighter runs out right before the last puff. Timmy, that was not that You've been in chill mode for so long.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure if you're just high or just in sleep mode. Boo, boo, boo. Well, you know what Mr Snoop Dogg Like you've? You've built an empire of not giving a damn, and now your legacy is hot pockets and passive income. Well, you know what fuck you, your biggest accomplishment these days is having a nap next to martha stewart.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, I don't have any more. Oh shit, I mean, I don't want to roast him. Okay, I don't want to roast him. Do you want to try and roast him? Man, I fucking love that dude. He's really.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah, you just sit back watching coronation street doing just eat commercials, which kind of tracks for your character, which is also pretty cool because it's kind of like you can take the piss out yourself a little bit and you know a kind of weed is being legalized in a lot of places, so maybe it's not actually that bad, as long as you can keep control of it and you don't smoke too much and your music's pretty cool and you manage to stay away from the whole weird like kind of other creepy rappers, nonsense, actually, maybe out of all the characters, you're pretty decent and I don't think he's ever killed anyone. I don't think so. I think the shaman should. You are right, james, I'm involved. No need to roast Mr Dog, snop Doggius, but for the sake of the story, boom Roasted.
Speaker 1:Oh, so, before I let you out, timmy and now James. Yay, I'm here. Yay, a wannabe Depp with no career, a budget McGregor with no abs and a fake Snoop with zero hustle. That is not cool. Turns out cool. Actually, this is what I wanted to say. I copied two of these. Cool isn't a blunt, a blender or a bar fight. Cool is okay with being uncool. Timmy, remember that. Wow, and you will go places far beyond the horizon. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. What a lesson for Timmy. What a journey we've been on. I don't know. I'm glad I was there. At the end.
Speaker 1:I really felt I was like part of it. I was like, yeah, go to me some of the shit that I write down. I was like I can't read it. Point number one why are you writing in mandarin? Then you fucking idiot, change your Arabic keyboard. That's why my German isn't as good as I am. My German accent is also not there. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you press the button in the bottom left, it will then turn it from Arabic back into English, so then you could write that out. That might help you as well. But hey, it was good.
Speaker 1:I feel like we tackled some v vices, some hard-hitting categories, that sure it really was, but also kind of on the back end of it, like the back burner wasn't directly trying to make it. Okay, this is too emotional, too deep. It was kind of like, yeah, okay, so we, we put these three into those characters allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, is what they call it in English, and is it allegedly in Afrikaans? In any language? You always ask that question and then I also have to say no, because the people at home will get you that's not Afrikaans. You boos, okay, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, okay, yeah, well, that was.
Speaker 1:I feel like we've learned something today. I feel like we've learned something today. I feel like we've learned that after three weeks we're pretty rusty on this and uh, hey, we can only get better, or actually we could also get worse or stay the same Any one of the three we could possibly do, but that's okay. But I tell you what we're going to do next episode sooner rather than later. So we're going to be warm going into it, right? And I believe for the next episode we are going to find a pub or bar with a name or a story or something about it in the world and that is going to give us our three words. I already have a couple of ideas personally. But we could go in and you could go back home, you could go to the UK, you could just find a pub, a little bit of backstory on it, that will find us three words off, what three words? And we will improv the shit out of a story, drop it down low. Three word story.
