Blair Gets Real About Becoming A Big Sister

Our 3-year-old is about to become a big sister to twins — and she has a lot of thoughts about it!

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Bell. Dingle on wipe. On the five places on the wifey baby.

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Can you say time with that?

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Time's dad. So what's with this parkour story?

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Just me and you on the podcast.

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Yeah.

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How do you like it?

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Good.

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You gonna look at me?

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Yeah.

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You're not looking at me. This is oh yeah, look, you're getting good at this. Knowing you gotta just the microphone?

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Yeah.

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You're like a professional, huh?

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Yeah.

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How long you've been professional?

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As much as it's well blocked, walking void.

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Do you have an agent?

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Yeah.

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What's your agent's name?

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Um.

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Friend?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Do you still have only five friends?

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Yeah.

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Blair?

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Yeah.

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I'm happy you're back on the podcast.

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You're welcome.

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So you said you want to be on a podcast to talk to me?

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Yeah.

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What you want to talk about?

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Um, but uh black blocks.

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What do you want to talk about?

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Baglucks.

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What's that?

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Baglux.

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Yeah, but just because you whisper doesn't mean I know what that is. What is that? Do you know what I want to talk about?

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Yeah.

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Guess. Guess what do you think I want to talk about?

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Um, ambulance.

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Ambulance?

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Yeah.

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Well, we could talk about what we talked about in the past, but this episode, I want to talk about you being a big sister.

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Okay. I just pull in my bangers again.

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Blair, I have a question for you. Are crocodiles still your pets?

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No.

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Who's your pet now?

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Bunny.

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You have a bunny?

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Yeah. A dog.

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You have a dog?

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Yeah.

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How many dogs?

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Two.

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What's your dog's names?

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Bella Quicket.

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Yeah? Do you have a favorite?

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Yeah. It's older than mommy, the bell sweeping and quicket sweeping.

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Yeah? Well, what do you have a favorite dog?

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Yeah.

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Who's your favorite?

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Uh Bella Quicket.

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Oh, you like both of them. Do you have a favorite animal?

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Yeah.

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What's your favorite animal?

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Bunny.

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What sound does the bunny make?

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Hop.

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I know that's what it does, but what sound does a bunny make? Do you know what sound it makes?

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He's a little bony and he's a good hop.

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Yeah, he does hop.

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Yeah, he's a hop because a crocodile is he can snap.

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A crocodile will do what? He snaps?

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Yeah, he can.

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That a crocodile's dangerous.

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Yeah, he can switch this.

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Yep. Yeah, like this because he's working with So the last time I told you a crocodile's gonna bite you, you said no. Is it gonna bite you now?

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Yeah, he's for me too.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Oh my goodness.

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I'm running away in the crocodile.

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You running away from them now?

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Yeah, and you They found you? Yeah, and uh you saved me.

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Yeah, I saved you. Now, Blair, I wanna ask you, do you know how to make any silly sounds? Can you talk into the microphone?

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Yeah.

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Alright. Can you make a silly sound? Silly. Can you do it louder?

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Sally!

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Oh how. Blair, you're such a silly girl. You wanna hear something crazy?

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Yeah.

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We didn't even know you were silly, me and mommy.

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Yeah.

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Your mama told us you was a silly girl. And you know how we found out you was a silly girl?

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Yeah.

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We found out he's a silly girl because we walked into Mavo's house and you had a Koolander on your head, and you was running around like it was like it was a hat. Alright, Bluff. I wanna know. What is inside mommy's belly?

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A baby.

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How many?

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Two.

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Two babies?

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Yeah.

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And what is mommy having? Boys or girls?

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Girls and boys.

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She's having girls and boys?

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Yeah.

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Who told you mommy's having bla uh boys and girls?

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Boys mommy.

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Mommy told you she's having boys and girls?

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Yeah.

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I don't think so. I think mommy's having boys.

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No, mom. It's in girls and boys, daddy.

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Is that which one do you want mommy to have? A boy or a girl?

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Boys and girls.

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You wanted to have both?

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Yep.

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Do you think the the twins are gonna be just like you?

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Yeah.

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You think they're gonna be silly like you?

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Yeah, I I can be her gonna I take it up to for the babies. Wait, Daddy.

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I don't know.

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I even know I didn't know I'm taking up the babies.

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Are you gonna are you gonna like feed the babies?

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Yeah.

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What else?

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Play for babies, take a nap on babies, and wake up for the babies once.

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That sounds good. Do you think the babies are gonna look like you, me, mommy, or Avery? Which one?

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Avery and me.

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That's a good guess. I think they're gonna look like you guys too.

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Yeah, baby's gonna look like us. Yeah, I I was care of the pink one, and Aaron, the blue one.

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Alright, so you're gonna take care of the pink one, and Avery's gonna take care of the blue one?

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Yeah.

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Oh, so you already got outfits picked out.

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Yeah, I can't with the baby porn. I can't with them.

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No, you can't reach them now. Do you want to hold the babies?

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Yeah.

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You think you're strong enough?

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Yeah.

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You know how to hold the baby? Have you ever held a baby before?

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Yeah, he's right to splat me up and he's right to splash me.

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Get out of here.

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Yeah, he means grub daddy, white. Why not?

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Yeah, you're right. You're right. Now, when you found out mommy was having babies.

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Yeah, a bad baby stamps, white.

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Right.

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Yeah, he means a baby stomach.

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Baby pajamas, cool. Are you happy you're gonna be a big sister?

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Yeah.

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What did you think when mommy told you you were gonna be a big sister?

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Is everybody and sister Airy?

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And you're Ari's sister.

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No, I'm Blair.

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You're just Blair.

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Yeah.

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I noticed that. You like to say you're just Blair. Every time I ask you something, you say no, I'm Blair.

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Yeah, I'm not Airy, I'm Blair. Aries Aerie.

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Well, I know that. But you're gonna be big sister Blair now.

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Yeah.

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Are you gonna sing lullabies to the babies?

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Yeah.

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Which lullabies?

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Um, bedtime music.

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Bedtime music? Can you sing a bedtime song?

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Bedbies.

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Do you know any?

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Yeah.

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What's your favorite?

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Uh Volvo Bud and No Sick.

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Lullabies and music?

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Yeah, and Gummy Bear because the babies want to dump.

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The gummy bear song?

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Yeah, gummy bear song. Cause baby can he's kissing up. Because baby can dump. He's not a bull or girl.

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They're not they're not big enough to jump yet?

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Yeah, so the babies are too high for it. And I got the babies. I got her. So I got the baby. So every never every got the babies because he's got it.

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Now, do you think you're gonna be a good big sister?

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Yeah, because babies can grow.

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They can't grow?

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You're like like this.

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Oh, they can't crawl.

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Yeah.

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Not yet.

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Yeah, daddy.

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Are you gonna teach them?

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Yeah.

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How?

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Maybe to teach them on a time.

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Is it gonna be a lot of work?

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Yeah.

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Do you think the babies are gonna like mess up your sleep schedule?

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Yeah.

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Do you have somewhere important to be?

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Yeah.

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Where do you gotta be?

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Like baby body kid, like those kiddos.

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What?

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Kidders.

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Kidders?

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Yeah.

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What is that?

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For the kiddos for babies. When the babies can't fit. When the baby can fit daddy.

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Can't fit what?

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Like poor babies.

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Blair! I heard you was the line leader.

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Yeah!

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What's that mean?

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Blair's Y we don't daddy.

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And what's what's your responsibilities as a line leader? You think you're gonna be a good big sister? Is Avery a good big brother?

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Yeah.

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How is he a good big brother? Can you tell me what does he do to make him a good big brother?

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A toy. And and Dole House, too. And and it's wobble wobble wobble.

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Wobble wobble wobble. So do you think you're gonna teach the babies anything?

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Yeah.

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What do you want to teach the babies?

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Um, dance.

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To dance?

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Yep.

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Do you know how to dance?

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Yeah.

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I never see you dance that much.

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Yeah, you too, my daddy.

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What about me? Wiggle wiggle. You wiggle your hips. Are you tired? You wanna take a nap? You look tired.

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No, I want to dance.

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You want to dance?

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Yeah, I'm gonna make a little. You devast me, Daddy, you're this.

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You want me to dance with you?

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Yeah.

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Are you gonna teach me how to dance?

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Yeah, you gotta wiggle and waist on the best and like this. Okay, Daddy, you'll do like this.

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What's like this?

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Like we start the best home and well like that.

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Oh, I didn't know you know that song.

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Yeah, I did I sang it.

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Who's your favorite superhero?

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Uh you. Me? Yeah, you did my s I don't want to do myself. I went with mommy. Hey, I love this mom.

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Yeah. You sleep every night almost with mommy.

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Yeah. I I was still the noise. So is my first kid? I don't know if the noise.

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Yeah. So you go sleep with mommy because you want to check on the babies?

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Yeah.

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What are you thinking you're gonna do?

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Baby three, baby noise two.

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Yeah? But what about Blair the big sister? Does Blair the big sister need some privacy?

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Yeah.

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What kind of privacy are you looking for?

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Um, put babies because babies can call my room because you can see only in the scribes.

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Only in the crib? What happens if I put the babies in your room?

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Cause having a baby is me to put in a room.

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Yeah, but what if I put them in your room? Do you know what a mentor means? What's it mean to be a mentor?

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Like night time like a night.

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Like a night time?

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Yeah.

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Are you gonna help the babies with the bottles?

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Yeah, I can help with the babies.

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You're gonna help with the bottles?

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Yeah, I s I I can I show up in all my babies. It's one baby gonna is a cool baby gonna it's who is how Yep, and so there's two babies.

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You're gonna feed both of them?

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Yeah.

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You're gonna feed two babies at the same time?

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Yeah, Avi can bring them because he's born one and I'll bring two and sweet. I don't want to say.

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Wait, so Ay's gonna feed one, you're gonna feed the other one?

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Yeah.

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Okay. Now, what about this? What about the pacifiers? Are you gonna help with the passy?

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Um, sweep poor baby can go and sweep two and put it in grubs.

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So you're gonna put the pacifiers so the baby can sleep good? What about the diapers? Talk to me in the mic real quick. I wanna ask you a question.

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Diapers pull babies so you stinky. So they're stinky? You gotta still pee or score taste or white.

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What about if the diapers poop?

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Because diapers can't poop. Only just white because she became the baby.

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Let me ask you this. If I ask you to help change the babies and the diapers full of poop, are you gonna help me?

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No. Ari don't want it in the space.

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Avery doesn't want it in his space?

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Yeah, okay. I don't want Ari eat the poop.

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You don't want to eat in the poop?

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Yeah, Blue Black Eating the Poopy.

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What book what books are you gonna read to the baby?

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Um, Red.

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Red. You like that book, right?

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Yeah.

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Do you do you know it by heart?

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Yeah, I would read the Owen Baby.

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That's the book you like to read.

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I can read the Whoopi. I wanna read a boob, and I want to read paint.

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Blair? Sounds like you have it all figured out. I I'm gonna ask you for one last thing.

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Okay.

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Can you can you outro the show? What if you wanted to end the show? What's the one thing you want to say to everybody who's listening? Can you talk into the mic and tell everybody what's the one thing you want to tell them? What do you want to tell everybody?

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Bright and pink.

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Bright and pink? Okay. All right, Blair. Well, it seems like this episode you didn't want to talk about being a big sister. You just wanted to talk about the babies. All right, let's go to your room. You wanna go dance now? Yeah, come on, daddy.