Meat Sangria with Matt Lipari
Comedian Matt Lipari talks to himself about anything that pops into his feeble little mind.
Meat Sangria with Matt Lipari
Why won't a whale eat me?
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Matt Lipari
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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In this episode, Matt makes fun of the "Sexiest Man Alive" for having a stupid looking thumb (what a loser), why he has yet to receive an invitation to the Bop House and why hair color can instantly change how attractive someone is (hello Sabrina Carpenter).
Introduction
Lost my heat
Delta plane crash
Elon Musk's new child
Donald Trump vs Ukraine
Michael B Jordan's Thumb
My algorithm sucks
Man swallowed by whale
Lady gives birth on the subway
Kid has been missing for 5 years
The Bop House
Sorority girls
The gay Russian bath house
Bonnie Blue is pregnant
Sabrina Carpenter has black hair
Don't post your man