Why is JESUS on my shirt?

In this episode, Matt talks about the horrors of traveling to New Jersey via public transportation, why you can't punish your kids by sitting on them (even if you're on Ozempic) and why every influencer on Earth is making a killing except for the ones you actually like. 

Chapters

• 0:00 Check out my cool phone
• 2:32 The things I do for comedy
• 5:57 It's Margaritaville time!
• 11:30 Long Island is on fire
• 13:28 Druski + Diddy = ?
• 18:01 Missing college student in DR
• 22:51 Death by sitting
• 26:26 Track star baton whacker
• 29:39 Pedophile hunter shot and killed
• 34:55 Pervy flight attendant
• 38:23 Ad Read
• 40:26 Merch show and tell
• 46:25 South Korea drops bombs
• 48:50 13 year old secret service agent
• 52:15 How much do influencers make?
• 59:10 Am I using Spotify wrong?
• 1:02:33 What is Touch Tunes?
• 1:04:08 Hunting for shiny pokemon
• 1:06:55 Straight men do WHAT?!