Say no to soaking

In this episode, Matt talks about his weak, spineless immune system, his experience as the flower girl at Jeff Bezos' wedding and why the most dangerous person in your neighborhood may be a 10 year old girl. 

Chapters

• 0:00 I am a sick loser
• 9:59 The central park pool
• 13:50 Jeff Bezos' wedding
• 19:58 Idaho sniper
• 22:27 BYU Quarterback admits to heinous crime
• 34:39 5th grade murder plot
• 41:24 Red Lobster's crappy seafood boil
• 44:21 A poorly timed yo mama joke
• 47:49 See through clothing
• 49:39 I regret sending likes