It's time to get a job

In this episode, Matt talks about how good it must feel to beat the living hell out of a garbage can, why stealing salads probably isn't a good way to find your husband, and how amazing Donald Trump is at writing heartfelt letters to his friends.

Chapters

• 0:00 My skin is on fire
• 3:17 Beating up garbage cans
• 5:15 My date
• 10:01 The Coldplay CEO incident
• 18:07 Women stealing mens salads
• 23:37 RIP (or not?) Felix Baumgartner
• 24:57 Rich men will cheat on you
• 31:41 Let's see your failed relationships
• 36:00 Negative energy makes you fugly
• 41:22 Why is everyone an influencer?
• 48:03 Eat dinner every night
• 52:44 Trump Epstein poem