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Cancer season chicken tenders 🍗🐔♋️🌞

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Cancer Season Chicken Tenders 🍗🐔♋️🌞


Y’all… Cancer Season has officially arrived, and apparently so has the urge to argue over absolutely anything.


This Episode on O My God, What’s the Moon In?!, we’re talkin about the Summer Solstice! The Sun’s move into Cancer! Then how a Virgo Moon weekend somehow turned a simple road trip into a two day debate over chicken tenders. Because if the cosmos has taught us anything lately, it’s that emotions are running high and common sense occasionally takes a vacation.


In this episode, we dive into the biggest energies shaping the weeks ahead:


🌾 Chiron enters Taurus and begins a new chapter of healing around security, values, comfort, and self-worth.


🗣️ Mars moves into Gemini, speeding up conversations, opinions, gossip, debates, and mental energy.


🦀 Mercury Retrograde enters Cancer, stirring up memories, family stories, emotional misunderstandings, and all the things we thought we’d already talked about.


🌕 The Capricorn Full Moon shines a spotlight on responsibility, long-term goals, and finding balance between work and home.


Plus, we’re kicking off another round of Bless Your Chart, where we read anonymous listener chart submissions with all the Southern charm and cosmic commentary you’ve come to expect.


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Soundstripe. Are you affected by the moon? Do you check the lunar vibes before getting out your front doors? If so.

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Okay.

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We're on the edge. Ready. Yep. Welcome back, Natalie. What's up? Huh. It's been a minute. It has. It has. It's been we've been busy. It's been a lot going on ever since.

SPEAKER_05

The the trip. Yeah. All your trips. You had many a trip. That's why I was busy. Not by choice, but I had to do.

SPEAKER_01

That's right. You had to venture. You kicked off summer vacay the right way.

SPEAKER_05

Yep.

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Did everything.

SPEAKER_05

I did a lot of things.

SPEAKER_01

You did. I'm proud of you. You got out. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

You have more things to come. That is, I know. That was more than I wanted to get out, but I did. So I went to go see BTS with K pop here with my daughter and my mom.

SPEAKER_03

Yep, you did that in Tam You did that in Tampa. We went to Tampa. Tampa's ghetto. I don't care. Alright. Campus ghetto. And um then you went to Nashville.

SPEAKER_05

We went to University the day of the concert. And then went to the concert. Come home to the hotel, and the hotel's power was out. Okay. Then we would left the next day, and then I turned around a week later, went to Nashville to see Marilyn Manson for the second time. Yeah, it was like insane. I didn't I had a week. I felt famous. Like that's what it must feel like to be famous and like traveling and stuff all the time, even on the go. Yeah, and it sucks. Sucks. But I enjoyed every minute of it after the fact.

unknown

Right.

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When I when I got it. It's good to look back on.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's right. That's right. So yeah, Natalie's been busy. Me and Beth and Eamon kind of like trucking along, trying to align our schedules too. As it's it's been hard. It's like summer gets going and everything gets busy down here with like tourist season, and there's just this influx of people and traffic and energy and attitudes, and it all seems to be properly aligning for most of it. So um yesterday was our solstice in Father's Day. Happy Father's Day and happy solstice to everyone. Yeah. Um now we're finally ticking losing daylight instead of gaining as we move towards fall and our favorite times of years as we move through. Um I want to do a summer wean thing, but I really want to wait till all three of us can get together and do it. But we're still gonna have some like weird news shit we're gonna talk about. We're gonna do a couple of things where we share like weird local stories, and we're gonna try to guess the sign of that person. We don't know if we're right or wrong, but we're just gonna attach our opinion of the personality traits with the things to people that we talk about because we do that anyways.

SPEAKER_05

We do that anyways, like we do that with like I was telling Anna, my whole family will sit down. We're really big into UFC, PFL, mixed martial arts, okay? Brazilian jiu-jitsu, we watch it. Um, and we try to guess our favorite fighters zodiac sign, and then we're gonna look it up. Um, that's one of our favorite things to do. So we thought, you know what, why not do it with crazy people?

SPEAKER_01

Crazy people that live around us in our local areas. Yeah. So I have like I have like our local like TV station like app on my phone, and lately I feel like I hear that notification for like headline news like 37 times a day.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, I'm tired of y'all, and I'm tired of this community not knowing how to act.

SPEAKER_05

But I live not even five miles from Shelby County jail and prison. Yeah. We have a lot of weird shit that happens that they don't talk about like on the news, but we'll get like texts and they'll be like, lock your doors, there's an inmate. We'll do shit like that, and it's great. No, it's exciting, you know. So yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Definitely no dull moments for most part. Um, but all right, so if we're gonna kick things off, we'll go with like a little quick check-in with what the moon's doing, because what is it doing a lot of these days? What is the moon doing?

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She's just doing it.

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She's doing it and doing it, whatever she's doing.

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She's doing it.

SPEAKER_01

So let's see. She is in Libra today, to all your Libra moons, you're you're vibing. Yep. Um, let's see, we'll see how that energy shows up for us this week. I don't know so far. Let's see. I think it moved into Libra yesterday, so we had a lot going on.

SPEAKER_05

It's very fitting for Solstice, too. In I thought so. A Libra balancing. Yeah. The balancing of the light in the day, the longest day of the year. The lovingness, you know, it's just kind of like people are like, hey, man, it's hot.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, very Venusian-esque, Venus ruled Libra-ness. Um, we went out to eat last night, which was a terrible idea, but it was my mother's treat because she wanted to take me and the husband and the kids out. So we went, we went and went to a steakhouse, and it it you it was it was vibing. The Libra vibes were vibing because it was it was um Pensacola's best dressed. Oh we sat outside for like we sat around outside, inside. It was so hot, it was like 94 degrees outside yesterday, and it's so humid and rainy and muggy and hot, but the sun was out after it rained all morning and afternoon, off and on. And we sat outside and I was thoroughly entertained by the ins and the outs of the people that came in, and just I can't help it. I don't know. I think it's in there's my Tory.

SPEAKER_05

It is to just judge this shit at you. I you know, all the people that are like, I don't do that, I don't judge people. You're lying, and I'm lying because as soon as you see some crazy shit, you're gonna be like, What? Those are the people that always talk the most shit are the people that are like, I don't do that. Yeah, I feel like you love it. I love it. I love sitting there and staring at people and thinking, God, people are weird, they look weird, like everything is weird.

SPEAKER_01

Like, why did you like those were choices that you made before you left your home and you thought they were all good ones? Yeah, all of them, or maybe it's a lack of choice.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know, maybe it could go either way. We could go, we could go, you know, all philosophical, like you know, just like deep into it. Like maybe they can help it, maybe they're not.

SPEAKER_01

And sometimes when you're sitting outside and you're hungry and it's hot, you get really reflective. Yeah, they don't care anymore. No. Also, with the moon viamin, it was lever, like I said, best dressed yesterday at the steakhouse on Father's Day. We also entered our new solar season, which was in cancer. Oh god. Um, happy cancer season, cancers. Um, there was a sextile with Chiron in the sun, but um, that's okay. Um it was more first quarter Libra moon, summer solstice, Father's Day, cancer season. It was a busy day yesterday. It it was, it was a busy day. We had a lot going on, but it was fun. My mother in her best abilities, who's also a cancer, was like the one that wanted to take us out, and I was sitting there literally regulating the amount of adult beverages my mom decided to partake in because I was like, Mom, because she got a huge glass of wine that she barely touched until the very end, and then she wanted to sit there and finish it. And I'm like, mom, we have to hurry and go. Like, we're all done. Elva literally, my daughter asked the waiter, how many people have you fed today? And he's like, Well, I'm gonna find that out for you. And he came back and he was like 1683. Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_05

You know, that's really cool for him to do that, though.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, he was he he was cool. He was he he did a good job, it was very entertaining. He joked with us on top of it, just being like, I felt like people were it was just wall-to-wall bodies in this restaurant. That sounds horrible. Like, we ordered appetizers that got forgotten completely. Um, like I ordered a medium rare steak and it came out super rare. Like it was the rarest steak I'd ever eaten.

SPEAKER_05

You still ate it though, right? You didn't hear it.

SPEAKER_01

Except the very last center cut, because there were no rare. It was so rare. There was not even a whisper of heat that met that meat at the very center of that filet. I was like, mm-mm. That's mm-mm.

SPEAKER_05

Some people let that happen.

SPEAKER_01

I I can't.

SPEAKER_05

There is a yeah, there's a certain point. Um like if you can still see, okay, so like when you cook a steak, it's like gel is still yeah, the fibers kind of it firms up a little bit, right? But with raw, it's just it's no gelatinous.

SPEAKER_01

I'm visible. I was literally like poking it with my fork, and I was like, ooh, that still got some life in it.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, yeah. See, I get mine medium, I don't do medium rare, like I don't medium is our steak thing, but it's happened even with medium.

SPEAKER_01

I just when I'm ordering, I always order below because I'm afraid of overcooking. So I figure if I order it a little more rare and it'd come out probably just about where I like it, and it just it I don't know, it they were they were they were probably so slammed in that kitchen that that threw it on the grill, picked it back up.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, they were trying to get it out, they weren't hitting those eight-minute tickets.

SPEAKER_01

No, it was a while, it was a long venture, but it was fun. We had fun, even though it was Cody, my husband, he just kept looking at me in my face. He's like, he's like, babe, I know. He's like, just he's like, I know. My mother was also in charge of like the wait list joining thing, which I had zero confidence in as well. And he was like, he's like, babe, it's fine. She knows what she's doing, and I'm like, mm-mm. Like, she don't know how to navigate this. I kept being like, mom, are you sure? They're gonna call you, they're gonna text you. Have you checked your phone? Are you? She's like, leave me alone.

SPEAKER_00

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01

Anyway, I was mothering my mother on the dawn of cancer season at the restaurant.

SPEAKER_05

Such a strange feeling having to mother your mother. Um isn't it? It is, but you know, Madison's had moments where she's had to mother me. And yeah, I'm always like immediately like, I'm so sorry you had to do that at that moment. She's like, it's fine.

SPEAKER_01

So but that's right. Oh, another reason another wonky thing that could have been showing up for everybody over the last couple of days. We're in a shadow period before a retrograde that's about to happen.

SPEAKER_05

I knew that was something was coming up because it felt more spunky, right?

SPEAKER_01

It has. And we just drove um to North Carolina and back over the weekend and had a whole excursion little experience. We took supposed to be like an eight and a half hour trip, and it turned into almost 12 hours because of traffic, and that was frustrating, um, which caused me and my Earth sign husband, because the moon was in Virgo through this this weekend.

SPEAKER_05

That's probably why John was in a piss-ass mood. Dude, so was mine.

SPEAKER_01

So was mine. And when he has to drive a lot, like he we always start. There's a little pattern to this. This now we go and we're stoked and we're excited to hit the road, and also we have a new car, so we were like, Yay, we're gonna stretch the legs, you're going a little road trip, like, and we start super pumped, and we all get so irritated by the end of it, especially in stop and go traffic, which is summertime. I get it, everyone's traveling, it was a holiday weekend, like all of the things, like like it caused us to like get in a fight over chicken tenders. Hell yeah. Like, not in a real fight because he didn't even know we were in a fight. I was in the fight by myself, but I was mad about it. And it was all because I bought this man who had not eaten anything but Starburst and a Red Bull on an aggravating car trip with a 10-year-old in the back listening to TikTok the entire time. Like, it was a lot, and he was grumpy, and I had to get her a sandwich so she could take some medicine. So I get a chicken tender meal to share because I know he needs a snack, and this man would not eat a chicken tender, and I was so mad about it. And like, I shut down the last like hour and a half of the trip.

SPEAKER_02

Why wouldn't he eat the chicken tender?

SPEAKER_01

He just didn't want he's like, because we're gonna eat dinner in like another hour as soon as we get there, and if I eat now, I'm like, a single chicken tender is gonna just do you in for the rest of the night.

SPEAKER_04

I was like, you fucking liar.

SPEAKER_01

And I'm like, so now I feel like a fat ass because I'm sitting here eating the fucking chicken tenders, knowing we're going straight to dinner as soon as we get to our hotel, and I'm like, I'm still fucking hungry. Like so now I'm a girl and I'm mad because I'm like, you're just calling me fat.

SPEAKER_02

You're dub.

SPEAKER_01

You're dub. So I purposely don't finish the meal that I just hide my own money for, and anyways, mad about a chicken tender, and then I don't tell him I was mad about it until the next day, and then he purposely stops and gets chicken tenders on the way back and tries to force feed me a chicken tender while we're driving.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, he's petty.

SPEAKER_03

I love Cody. He's like, You better eat the goddamn chicken. I'm like, get it away from me! That's it.

SPEAKER_05

I told him never eat another chicken dinner in my life. The amount of times I've heard him be like, if you don't eat that fucking shit right now, and I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_01

I refused. So so now everything is blamed on the he's like, babe, if you would have just ate that fucking chicken tender. I'm like, if you would have just ate the fucking chicken tender.

SPEAKER_05

So you got an inside joke.

SPEAKER_01

So it's it was a lot. His earth sign was going through it, and my earth sign was going through it over chicken tenders.

SPEAKER_05

I don't was in an ill mood, but it was like he was catching himself being like mean to me, which is weird. Like he would so he doesn't usually do that. He usually mean but self-aware. Yeah, no, this was like he's usually just when he gets so stressed out, like obviously I'm his only friend is like the only person that's he talks to, okay. And so he goes off on me, you know, he lifts it out on me, right? That's how it is. There's no one else, so I I kind of deal with a lot. So, and usually he does it and he never apologizes or never, you know, like says anything about it. But this past we was it started on Thursday, so it was like Thursday and Friday was the worst. Okay, Saturday he was okay, and Sunday he was okay because you know, Sunday.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, Friday was the worst.

SPEAKER_05

That was the chicken tinder day. Friday was the fucking worst, all right. I'm telling you, Thursday he was he was just horrible because he was just stressed at work, right? So we're we're um we're walking on eggshells, we're not talking, me and Madison. We're just kind of like, all right, you know, and everything I did was I was being nice to him. Also, I changed it up because usually I fight with him. When I feel because you can feel John is one of those that when he's in a bad mood, you feel it. Okay, like when he walks in the door, you know. Just because you just he's one of those. I don't know. Unless I'm one of those people that just pick up strong energies, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

I don't know, especially with with like our partners, we can just wait on the no, because he can do the same thing, he can walk through the door and I'm like, what's wrong? Yeah, I know instantly.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, like well, it's like I know if he's mad or I know if he's like feels defeated, you know, like he's upset. So it's it's he was mad, and um, but he was mean Thursday, didn't say anything, it was like normal, so I'm like, okay, whatever. Friday, he comes home on lunch, and I'm like in the kitchen. I think it was me. I'm I'm like big on making cookies right now. I've been making different cookies every day. Oh yeah, but I was in the kitchen and he comes in and he looks at me and he was like, I'm sorry. I'm like, what are you sorry about? You know, and he was like, I'm sorry for being like an asshole to you. Like these past few days. I'm straight and he starts telling me, and I look at him, I you know, I know, I know you are, and um he was like, You don't deserve it, you're literally not doing anything. He's like, You've been so happy when I've came home and just smiling at you because I know he's mad, so I'm trying to change it up, you know.

SPEAKER_02

And he's like, I'm just over here, like, fuck you, you're an asshole.

SPEAKER_01

But you're still smiling.

SPEAKER_05

Just kick it off immediately. That's usually what I do. I usually do like when he walks in and I sense it, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I'll go for you immediately.

SPEAKER_00

Damn it!

SPEAKER_05

Why are you mad? Fucking walk back out and come back in with the better food.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_01

Try that shit again.

SPEAKER_05

And because he's done it to me, you know, there's been so many times where I've talked to him and he's like, You better fix that fucking attitude before I get home. And I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gonna, you know, I just feel like it's not worth it, it's not worth it right now because I can I really I can sense that he's stressed, so I'm not gonna pick a fight with him because this is he's like on the verge of like a breakdown. Um, so I'm trying to keep everything cool with him. But yeah, he was doing some strange things this weekend. Like that was you know what also really weird.

SPEAKER_01

I think can call to our where is that shit? Oh, Friday! So we're talking about Friday. Let me give it back on the 19th. Yeah, you know what also happened that's pretty significant on Friday. Let me see. Where did I put it?

SPEAKER_05

So I say hold on, hold on. I have to pee and Hobie has to pee. I'm sorry, I'm gonna make coffee. All right, we will pause. Sorry. Hobby was doing his pee-pee dance. Oh, everyone had to pee. Yep.

SPEAKER_03

That's why we have a pause button. It's okay because we can just do what we need to do and then go back in.

SPEAKER_05

Now let's finish what you're saying.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so on the 19th, on Friday, as we were talking about all the excitement that was happening with our Earth sign husbands and all the jazz. Um Chiron, the asteroid that's been in Aries for like seven years, moved into Fucking Taurus. Really? Yep. That also happened on the 19th. And so it we're just getting a taste of it, but it's a long taste because Chiron takes a long time to do anything that's out there. Um, it's gonna stay in the sign of Taurus until September of this year, and then it will retrograde back into Aries until next year, and then we'll get the full Chiron and Taurus thing next year, which will be interesting because my natal chart, my my Chiron is in Taurus, so I'm gonna have like my Chiron return, I guess, for a seven-year period, which I'm also not super excited about because it is present in my eighth house. So I think next year we'll start a wave of more transformative healing events in my case.

SPEAKER_03

You're gonna go through you're gonna deal with what I was dealing with. No, I don't I don't want to do that, but the change.

SPEAKER_01

So there's gonna be a lot. I mean, it especially like in your eighth house, it's kind of like your weirdo house, and it has like life and death themes and uh financial readjustments, and like I don't know, and there's a lot of inheritance shit around that. So there's just a lot of reasons why like my mind immediately goes to like dark sides of things of the eighth house transits, but so we'll see. Hopefully, it'll be fine. It'll be fine, but also that also did take place on Friday the 19th. Um, I think we started out actually yeah, the moon was in Virgo, Chiron moved into Taurus, and that's an eight-year shift. But like I said, we're just gonna get a taste and then it will retrograde in September back into Aries for a moment, and then spend like seven years in Taurus. Oh, but it's okay. I'm really ready for it to get out of Aries. So I'm I'm done learning in that area of my life, done healing there. Can we move on, please? Um, and then let's see. And that kind of segues us back into like the big astrology coming up for the end of June and into July. Yeah, we we've got a lot, got a lot going on. Okay, so yeah, Taurus moving in, Chiron moving into Taurus, Mars is gonna move into Gemini on the 28th. That is also something I'm gonna come back to in a second because that will go along with our blessure chart person. Um, we do have a Mercury retrograde coming up in the sign of Cancer that starts literally the day after Mars moves in the Gemini on the 29th. So Mars in the Gemini on the 28th, Mercury retrograde on the 29th, on top of a full moon in Capricorn on the same day. All right. Um, so yep, the beginnings, the beginst of the retrograde on top of a full moon. It'd be a good time. Me and Madison are gonna have a rough one. I I think everyone's gonna have a rough one in this, especially with a retrograde in cancer. There's gonna be so much emotional miscommunication, not just you're aggravating every day, you got the time wrong for you know an appointment. You're gonna have like emotional miscommunication, which I think already saw a preview of this weekend, which I've called the shadow period because we're kind of building up to this retrograde with the chicken tender situation. Like I think that was an emotional miscommunication with the chicken tender that turned into like a joke the next day, literally made me mad, and then I was laughing about it the next day. So hopefully that will be like hopefully it it the emotional miscommunication could be something we can all bounce back from and maybe laugh about later and not ruin our lives and jobs and relationships.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

I think it goes with just yeah, if I mean it's a communication issue.

SPEAKER_01

Um I mean, yeah, because any Mercury retrograde fucks up our ability to like listen, or it just shoots the rapid fire information piece that is Mercury, yeah, and it it just sends it in the wrong direction. So a lot of emotional misfire, I think we're gonna hit it. So just you know, use the commas and your text the right in the right places so tone is not misinterpreted. Maybe just don't even text, just use a phone call, use a voice, use a voice note. Voice notes, and so everyone gets read correctly and not misunderstood.

unknown

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So that's gonna be it's gonna be a good time, it's gonna be a lot going on. Um that's the big three I was gonna talk about for now, and then let's see. Now I have to look up. Are you still there? Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's not the one. I need the other one. Here we go. So our bless your chart person, we're gonna talk about because they're going through a lot of things. They're about to have a big, a lot of a big, a lot of um transformation type things that are taking place in their life. Um, because you know, I also over the Virgo, the Virgo moon over the weekend, I also had a friend that had a miscarriage. I've heard a lot about people like um there's a a divorce happening, um, been a lot of like tragic shifts and things for people. And the person that's going through the miscarriage thing is also a Virgo, and it kind of kicked off over a Virgo moon, which I thought was also kind of interesting. Um, so that kind of altered that trajectory from where she was planning on seeing herself in the next several months, but um, so I don't have the actual time for this birth chart. So we were kind of just guessing around like a sunrise, but this is also a Taurus sun, and it gave me an Aries moon, a lot of Aries in this chart, which was actually kind of well, I bet that's why you you you don't really like this person.

SPEAKER_03

We bump heads, yes.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, Mercury and Aries, Venus and Aries, Mars and Gemini, which is why I wanted to kind of go back because this person is also on the precipice of their Mars return and their Mars return, their Mars degrees, 13 degrees of Gemini. So I'm assuming this is gonna be not the maturest level of the energy of Mars and Gemini, but a very well-developed energy of Mars and Gemini by the time they actually hit this 13-degree mark in that transit for this person. Yeah, and if you're going through something like divorce, where there's property and all of this like and money involved, I think it's gonna get fucked up and it's gonna be messy. I think it's gonna be so messy, and I think it's gonna be long and drawn out. Um, I I hope that these things are not true.

SPEAKER_05

Do you think it's gonna be that person that is going to do it? That's going to make it okay.

SPEAKER_01

The cause the mess? Yes.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, they did cause the mess to begin with. They did cause the mess.

SPEAKER_01

It has literally kind of blown up in their face. They're kind of getting what they deserve. I I I, in my opinion, it was a long time coming, but it's kind of boiled over and like the hammer on the nail, like hammers finally dropped. Like there was like the straw that broke the camel's back in the situation. You can imagine the many things that would solidify. All right, like, yeah, this is over, we're done. I I have the evidence of all the things, you haven't been honest for a long time, kind of thing. Yeah. Um, their Jupiter is also in Aries. It's there's so much Aries energy. Their north node is in Aries, so an overloaded like second house situation. I don't know. It's gross. It's I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

It's given me like arrogance. Very that's what it's given me. Yes, like big time.

SPEAKER_01

But I feel like with all of just the all of the early degrees, Mercury's a late degree of Aries. Ooh. That's also popping off at the mouth. We have I know, but but that's also kind of I don't know. Some of these could be a little different, not knowing the birth time, like it could change a couple of things, especially the ascendant that is the most affected. Like, we don't know the rising sign as well when we don't have the birth time, so that might be a little different, but because the ascendant's on the zero degrees, because I guess they just throw that right there for sunrise, but depending on what they're born. I don't know. I think it's crazy. I think it's a lot here. I think they can't, they talk, there's a lot of a lot of a lot of bark, but no bite with all the Aries energy. I really do. Yeah. In the Venuses, oh, Venus and Aries at a third degree. So that's very undeveloped emotional maturity, right?

SPEAKER_05

There, that's see, I'm thinking, like, that's where my brain is going. Is it's it's you when I said arrogance, but it's like the stupid arrogance, like yeah, like yeah, the where you can literally see, like, nah, you can't do that, and they're like, Yes, I can and it and not actually be able to do it. Um, that's what I'm giving the vibe feeling of. I don't know this person at all, but that's the vibe I'm getting. Yes. I I would probably, if I met this person, I would probably not like them instantly. It would be one of those situations where I would be like, I could sense it and be like, ew.

SPEAKER_01

I I know you, I know, I know you wouldn't because I had that, and it was very immediate at the very and this was years ago of known this person at a pretty decent like level of not immediate family relation by any means, but like they've been a very active part of immediate family for quite some time, for at least 10 years or so, and so there's been a lot that I've experienced and seen and learned from this person, and um that I don't like, I don't care for, I don't care for it at all. I don't know when to put this.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna put this in another thing. Hang on, it's almost it's almost given like a spoiled brat energy.

SPEAKER_01

Um, ironically, that's how she's described. Oh, I said she had it. I'm gonna try to get oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I almost did it. That's okay. I almost said it earlier. But I was told who the chart was about, but that's it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we're leaving it very anonymous because it really wasn't given to us to talk about. We just decided to take it upon ourselves due to the the things that are happening. And when I plugged it in, I just could not say no because of the Mars and Gemini and how that's about to come up. And Mart, it it's gonna be so crazy. It's gonna be like Mars and Mercury retrograde have a baby. That's gonna be Mars and Gemini.

SPEAKER_05

That's gonna be gonna happen like in the world. I mean a lot of we got a lot of crazy stuff happening, you know, as of last night with that video you sent me of Connor McGregor and then the minister that of design.

SPEAKER_04

I know a lot poor poor poor Europe. You guys think America's bad. Go to the UK, dude. Go to the UK, go there.

SPEAKER_01

Y'all get y'all can just come back and get ranch and barbecue and we'll help you. It's fine. We love you.

SPEAKER_05

Here, I'll take I'll take the them. You know, I know we came to America to get away from that, but they look so fucking happy here. I'm telling you, dude. They look so happy here, and that's crazy. So, you know, we're good people, we're good people. But we're tired, we're tired, just like we're so tired.

SPEAKER_01

So, okay. Let's see. Okay, so I put in like a 12 a.m. birth time just to see in like another chart, and it still gives me Mars and Gemini at the 13th. So that's still gonna stay, but it did give a rising sign of Sagittarius, which is still just too much fire sign. Pumpkin, we can't start this right now. But Kat's been going through things, she's also affected, I think.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I hear her.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, she just has been doing this in the bathroom for the last several days. She just goes in there periodically through the day and like sleeps in the bathroom, either on the rug in front of the tub or in the tub. And in the tub is where she likes to sing the songs of her people.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, she likes to hear her voice.

SPEAKER_01

I guess she likes the acoustics in the tub. Oh, she's recording for you. She she needs to stop, especially when it's like four in the morning. Oh, bless her. It's it's just periodically throughout the day and night, like there's no real pattern to it. And she's also beating up the dog a lot right now, which I told you about the other day. I'm about to buy cat melatonin so she could be in the same room with the dog for a while. Like, this is getting out of control.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, she's going through right now, she's going through something. She's going through perimenopause, leave her alone.

SPEAKER_01

Kitty, kitty menopause. But she's the youngest cat. So I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

You know, sometimes it happens to young people.

SPEAKER_04

You know what? I know from experience. You are correct. One percent, all right. Right, right.

SPEAKER_01

Right. You is the one percent. Let's see. Um, when was this person's I wonder? I wonder, hold on. I want some go back. Where is Saturn? I wonder when this person's been not with all of this fire energy in her.

SPEAKER_05

I wonder if she's like bipolar. Oh, maybe. You know, I started doing that. Like, I know I have a lot of fire in my charts, but I am not bipolar. Um, I had a my mom when I was younger, okay. My mom asked the doctor, because I did go to a therapist for a while, but my mom asked if I could be bipolar, and the doctor said no, because she doesn't have a mood, she's she's not happy, she's not sad, uh she's just there, she's just there, and um that I mean that's seriously, my whole life has been like that, so I don't know. I think I'm autistic, but you're just vibing. I'm just scared, and but a lot I've noticed that a lot of girls that have and not you, but like a lot of girls that have heavy fire in their charts or heavy water in their charts are bipolar.

SPEAKER_01

I actually my chart thought, just thought. I have more earth, I have more earth in my chart than I do fire. Fire is number two.

SPEAKER_05

That's why you're not bipolar.

SPEAKER_01

Yep, I'm very grounded in the reality that I live.

SPEAKER_05

I'm very much this will be the episode where somebody is gonna be like, actually, you know, they're gonna respond and be hateful about it, but I'm not gonna be able to do it. Well, I hope you do. This is just stuff that I have noticed. That's yeah, our experience. Experience. I know a lot of females and a lot of males that are bipolar, um, different types of bipolar disorder.

SPEAKER_01

They, you know, there's different ones, and actually I have to change what I just said. I have more water than I do earth. I just noticed that. I you know what the other day, literally, I was like, I was thinking because of the Chiron thing, and I was like, where's Chiron? My my own chart is the chart I know the least because I look at everybody else's so much. That's so I always have to like look up my own shit, and like I just realized that I have more water placements than I do fire or earth sign, even though I'm a I'm an Aries sun in a Taurus moon in a Libra rising. None of my big three have anything to do with a water element, yeah, or energetically, but my Mars is in Scorpio, my Venus is in Pisces, my Saturn's in Scorpio, my Pluto's in Scorpio, my Lilith is in Pisces. It's the most. That's what I think.

SPEAKER_05

I got like quite of it. I have a little bit more fire. Um you are a little spitfire, but it's a little, I'm I got a mixture of things in my chart, so it's not I'm just kind of all over the place.

SPEAKER_01

We we all have everything, it's just what you tend to have more of.

SPEAKER_05

Like I think I'm like 45% fire on my chart. Yeah. And like, yeah, I know that that like it. What's great about us doing this podcast is I don't I don't pay attention to this stuff until we talk about it. Okay, so like I'm not I'm not going to look up the moon. I don't. You can even ask Anna. I'll Google, I'll like message her and put the moon in. Like, I won't look it up.

SPEAKER_01

I won't, unless it's just like that's how we started the basis of the podcast. We're always like, what the fuck is it doing now?

SPEAKER_05

You know, that's how I don't look up people's birth charts, but if you give me your birth chart, I will tell you all about yourself, all about yourself. Uh, just like with tarot cards, I don't like getting my tarot cards read. Nope, but you'll read the hell out of somebody else's, but I will read the hell out of somebody else's. And you saw me firsthand, you were reading somebody else's cards, and I looked at this woman and was like, girl, you're unhappy, you're not happy. Like, I and you know it, but what's crazy is I don't know these cards by heart. This is just this, it speaks to you. That feeling, and I see it, and I'm like, Whoa, what's happening? I've done it many times before. Usually, when I read people's charts, I have you know my phone in hand, and I'm looking up the meaning of the cards, but you can pick it up real quick by how they're I don't know, it's just a feeling.

SPEAKER_01

Um, so another speaking of charts, and before we we we we veer too far off the blessure chart person, um the age and the Saturn placement kind of give you the idea that the maybe the Saturn return started somewhere between 2014 and 2017, which is funny because it's very close to it, it overlaps from like the years that I went through mine. Yeah, and I think it's funny because if it does start around 2017, that's when everything started really falling together for those people and their situation, if you get what I'm saying, like when my situation changed greatly and they were involved. Yeah, it's it that's the year that it happened. Okay, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, like yeah, when my when my I had to go through a big change with my family based on this family coming together, yes, it's the year that it happened. So that's also very interesting, anyways. I just I just came across that and I was like, oh my gosh, connected. It is, man. You can't deny that. Yeah, but so this person's got um a lot. They're gonna you you've got a divorce coming up in a Marge return that's in Gemini. Best of luck. That's all I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_05

Best of luck. I shouldn't laugh at that. You know what? It'll make them a better person. Hopefully.

SPEAKER_01

And if not, I'm and if not, we don't I don't have to deal with it anymore.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, they'll be gone. I'm being, I'm trying to be nice. about it. You're good. You're doing a good job. I'm proud of you. I'm fine to be nice. It's either going to completely ruin her or make her stronger. So it's one or the other, dude. I don't know which one I'm rooting for exactly. I don't know her. I don't know her. The shit I've heard about her though, I'm awful. Yeah, I wish her the worst.

SPEAKER_01

I wish her I I I wish I wish her growth. I wish her learning deserves. Yes. Please, for the love of God, have the remaining remainder of your days be the days that you deserve. And I hope you've learned from your mistakes throughout the last latter half of your situation.

SPEAKER_05

So room for growth.

SPEAKER_01

Lots of it. And we're not just talking anyways I'll I'll be quiet. I'll be nice. I gotta be nice too. Gotta be nice too. Anyways so next we're going to do our our southern porch lore our weird news. We're going to talk about that. Let's talk about that because that that's fun and exciting. And we're also going to try we're going we both got some stories from we were talking about our local weirdos that we live around and we're going to try to attach a sign to them because that's fun.

SPEAKER_05

You want to go first uh yeah hold on let's see I gotta pull everything fucking up okay so I've already talked about the Shelby County um courthouse ghost um I I live in Shelby County um and there is a courthouse in the town that I live in which if you know where the courthouse is in Shelby County you'll know what town I live in. Okay. Um but that has a ghost I talked about that but there is the moonshiner ghost of Shelby County dude I didn't know about this. So uh during the prohibition Shelby County became notorious for illegal whiskey production which makes sense okay I live in a small country town all right um the older residents told stories of a phantom lantern lights that appear in the woods um that were once operated by the the moonshiners some claim that these lights belong to the long dead moonshiners still guarding the hidden um catches of whiskey um the county's reputation for bootlegging was so strong the newspapers joked Shelby County was an oasis of illegal liquor so I want to find that's what I'm talking about where this road is and I want to I want to go see maybe we can find some fucking moonshine um there's ghost moonshine the green light cemetery story okay um a local legend surrounds a little vine cemetery near Colombiana and I know where it is I know where it is Anna um says a mysterious green light sometimes appears among the graves at night as with so many southern cemetery legends stories vary some say that the spirit searching for our lost loved ones while others believe it's simply swamp gas swamp gas i don't it's a ghost um it's actually it's called Little Vine Cemetery that's where it's at um I'm gonna also go look at that okay what we get our ghost box like I want to get a one of those box and I want to go sit at the cemeteries. Maybe that's what I'll ask for my husband for Christmas this year is a ghost hunting gift. There is another one that's really interesting to me I want to go find this one because you know how I am about churches and weird creepy church stuff uh religious things it's called the revival in an empty church um one of the stranger Shelby County tales involves an abandoned church where locals have reported seeing lights hearing singing and even witnessed what appeared to be a full revival service late at night. Oh my gosh despite the building having been abandoned for years okay and then there is a creek walking spirit older rural families in Shelby County passed down warnings about wandering near creeks after dark children were told that spirits or haints traveled waterways at night and could lure people off their trails this belief came from a broader appellation in southern folk traditions that persisted in um part of central Alabama as well long into the 20th century um the moonshiner thing though that sounds awesome I love that but I had a thought because you know how we're doing this with the crazy like crimes and stuff that had happened and we're trying to guess what the zodiac sign is what about spirits so like this creek walking spirit obviously since it's around water I'm gonna think it's like a water sign. Yeah and probably it's probably angry because it's just still hanging around so probably a Scorpio the revival church we're gonna go with the preacher okay okay if there's a revival going on in the church of ghosts there's gotta be a preacher there's got there's got to be yeah a man at the pulpit also he's he's he's gotta be stubborn I literally joked with my mom last night at the crazy father's day outing dinner about because my mom began to go to church again and I said something about a long-winded preacher can you imagine a preacher so long winded is going into the afterlife yeah so I'm thinking a burgo just out of simple yeah I was saying earth sign is definitely okay but then we're gonna go also deep going deep into this I don't know what kind of church this was but I don't think it's a white people church not that that changes anything but that just tells you like with the revival with music and everything being played this might be a church that was for you know the African Americans so probably they had a lot of the African beliefs mixed in with you know Christianity like they did so there's probably a little bit of like who do voodoo kind of yeah a little sprinkle of some hoodoo action up there that'd be so fun to explore I find fascinating for all of you that think I'm not being racist by any means by that okay because that's just with what information again with the singing I know white churches did that but you ain't gonna hear that shit outside right okay we we don't get that amped but so it's got that's what I'm thinking it's gotta be um and I would love to go see that and like see maybe dig around and see like what kind of stuff is left around because if it's voodoo they left something on the outside of that church building you know they did there's somewhere on that perimeter that's what I want to know about the the cemetery cemeteries are always fascinating to me. The moonshiner though I do want to go find that road I want to find where it is um and also I learned that a lot of like unsolved cases and like this kind of stuff you can go to your local courthouse and they have documents on it that are open for you to read yeah usually like you can find like the original like news headlines and stuff as well so I also think that's pretty cool.

SPEAKER_01

Um all right now you go those are those what I got mine's a little more silly than it is haunting but it's still pretty fun hang on let me pull my notes up um so since one of the hot topics in the news right now are UFOs and how everything's being kind of alien-esque and debunked and brought upon the um media I wanted to talk about how our area down here in the panhandle in good old Pence Cole Florida were kind of famous for UFO sightings especially like there was this very famous one um it was it's considered the Gulf Breeze incident and this happened in November of 1987 which is also funny because that is the year the birth chart that we just had bless your chart on there's just so many interconnecting things in this episode and I love it. I love the wiki she's not real she's definitely not maybe an alien you never know me change my thoughts on not reals like what if they're aliens they might be dude and they just don't know sorry are they demons or are they fairies or are they all the same thing?

SPEAKER_05

They're all the same thing just different they're all the same thing I think it's all the same thing and they're just trying to manipulate us into believing it's one of the things and not the other things because why you know I don't know I've been watching so much stuff recently we should talk about later yeah that's a whole other episode not about aliens but like the different types of um like civilizations like there was I'm just gonna give a brief example there was like a tribe in Amazon and there's been stories about these little pygmy people um like oh yeah okay and there were stories about it but nobody really believed it you know like except these Amazon people so when like say these scientists came and asked them about it they spoke of those little people as like yeah we know what those are you know and they were like which was weird because usually you know they when you talk to like tribes if it's not something they know is real they they make you know they have the stories of it but these people were like no yeah they came from there and they would like pointed it out but what they found was these actual bodies like not bodies but bones like miniature bones. Yeah and their heads were circular compared to ours that are you know domed kind of it was rounded see we're gonna have to have a whole new not real episode to like readdress subject matter it turned into like this was a different type of human like you know a branch off of a human um different species and they thought that like the the the tribal people that were more advanced basically like killed them off because they they were creepy little critters but they were just little people um it's that kind of thing I've been watching and it it makes you think like are you sure they were many people like you know like are you sure but there's just but it's not to do with aliens I've just been watching weird shit based off of history.

SPEAKER_01

I think it all has to do with aliens because everything's connected and it's all the same thing and they're just trying to convince us that it's gonna be one thing when it's I don't know like I don't trust yeah I don't trust them and whatever they're trying to tell us that it is because I don't trust you at all.

SPEAKER_05

I think they are the angels anyway.

SPEAKER_01

So not trusting them to tell us what they may or may not be I also a lot of people had speculations in this Gulf Breeze UFO sighting and I'm gonna send you a picture in a minute I wish I could be on the computer so I could like screen share this for the little video but um I'm not at the moment just on my tablet. So anyways in Gulf Breeze Florida a UFO incident was a series of claimed UFO sightings in 1987 and early 1988 this all began with a claim by a local contractor named Mr. Ed Walters he had taken photos of a UFO that were then published in a now defunct community newspaper this was the Gulf Breeze Sentinel UFOologists such as Mr Bruce McAbee believed the photos were genuine. However others strongly suspected them to be a hoax and in the aftermath other residents in the same area came forward with reports of having seen the UFO in the Pentacola News Journal at this time a reporter named Craig Myers investigated Walter's claims for a few years and then criticizing the Sentinel's coverage on the story as uncritical and in 1990 after Walters and his family had moved the new owners of the house discovered something I guess so they moved because he was what a contractor so I guess they moved from Florida and people moved into the house that his family lived in here and discovered a styrofoam model UFO hidden way back deep in the attic where Myers was able to duplicate an object in the Walters photography almost exactly using the same model found in the attic that had been but Walters later claimed the UFO had been planted in the attic and would not own up to it being um being the thing in the photos but this is the thing I'm about to send you this is from Wikipedia over the articles.

SPEAKER_05

So am I understanding this right like he may have made the UFO in he made the UFO out of fucking styrofoam plates and took photos of it. Yes I'm trying to find the actual pictures of the ones that were used I thought I oh it looks like it looks like it's made out of like paper cups.

SPEAKER_01

It's paper plates like styrofoam paper plates from the 80s like enlarged I'm just now noticing it is um what the fuck hold on I'm gonna okay okay I found them hold on these are the pictures that were used in some of the article I want you to see how and why that thing that was found in the attic is so funny. Are you fucking kidding me yeah no that's not real that looks so but like maybe not bad for 1987 I don't know I feel like they could have done better but you know I'll give him I'll give him a C for F right so in part of the article it said local building contractor Ed Walters claimed a blue beam immobilized him in Gulf Breeze subsequently releasing five iconic Polaroid photos of a glowing disc shaped craft following the publications of the photo expanding significantly scores of locals in other Pensacola area residents reported the same strange silent luminescent lights darting across Pensacola Bay and hovering above the trees so this dude apparently made a fake saucer it but people all collectively came together and said yeah we saw that no you didn't you bunch of Geminis y'all are dumb I'm claiming I don't know I think Mr Walters had a strong air sign placement like a creative had to have air sign placement wanted to start some kind of shit had to have had to be a lot of Aquarius and Gemini in that placement. I'm telling you because maybe maybe like a sixth house like placement where you're like bored like your your everyday life house your routine your habits your maybe there I don't know I I say of course I'm I'm predictable I want to blame it on Gemini's because I just like burning them it could be that or a cancer because cancer especially kids they like doing shit like that.

SPEAKER_05

I don't know why what is the most manipulative sign you would say in a men ooh maybe a male Scorpio or Libra that's the thing is male Scorpio wouldn't do shit like that no they're they're more petty in person that is like I'm gonna fuck with not only like my neighbors but so it has to be an air sign.

SPEAKER_01

Or it could be like 10th house like 10th house air sign. Yes because that's gonna be like your fame or your reputation your public view it can be something that potentially was going to make you it was going to bite you in the ass.

SPEAKER_05

Or a Leo ooh yeah Leo man maybe like air sign sun rising and probably a Gemini I don't know Mars right he's about to have his return too pretty photos and Walters he's got metal model he's gonna three he's he can 3D print a model now I'm thinking I'm thinking an air sign because I was literally talking about last night with my husband and daughter about how I was just gonna start doing weird shit around our neighborhood and making people think there was some kind of weird cryptid oh my god yeah create a new we can make it a summer project create a new cryptid so I that was like a goal and so I can totally see where this guy was going I like this idea and that is something that I would fucking do myself if I was we can start rumors yeah start rumors and plan weird objects we're just gonna start doing shit that's I was talking about this last night but no that this guy has to be an air sign because that's what I'm thinking air and fire because it's performative also okay I like the Leo aspect of it as well because we just sometimes we're thinking about doing some weird shit but the issue with air signs is we'll think about it but and we'll actually do it uh so he was probably drunk i'm making i'm making i'm making the police report he was probably drunk or high and was like you know what would be really funny if i made a ufo and made everybody in this fucking town think that there was a ufo well he did but he didn't didn't expect it to get as big as it did and then he got scared that's he did get scared yeah and then he was like I didn't do that I don't know what you guys are talking about that is some air shit right there we have an air ding ding ding ding ding I'm gonna look up Ed Walters I'm gonna I'm gonna deep dive him as a person a little more and I'm gonna see if we're right and I'll get back to us on that I'm doing it right now. Oh are you okay see if we're right we don't go into these things knowing if we're right or wrong we just like to guess so it is kind of fun when we can find out if we're right or wrong oh no he's a Scorpio I said it at the very beginning there's gonna be a November 11th well we said Scorpio we we did well it's okay because Scorpio to me is like the oh my god they did say a water sign supposed to be uh or it's supposed to be an air sign I don't give two shits what anybody says Scorpio are very similar my whole life that's why I love you and Bethany so much yeah my whole life when people would be like what are you like what zodiac sign are you I would be like yes and they always would say Scorpio because I'm a fucking bitch okay like my face looks mean I'm not mean but I look mean and um I always got that and it used to always make me so happy and then I know like one theme I know two female Scorpios and they they are tough tough tough cookies man tough tough tough cookies love them I love them but they are tough but Scorpio men's a whole different thing I've never I don't want to I don't think I do I I feel like that's like serial killer vibes there. I don't know I I do I don't know I'd probably be like strangely attracted to it and I don't like that I would love it I like scary of like oof I'm gonna be your best friend my best friend but I all right

SPEAKER_01

Ed Walters, you damn crazy Scorpio. Um, I guess we'll wrap it up there with our weird news. We're at an hour. Yeah. Pretty sure people are hearing, they're like, wow, this was a lot of crazy, which is a good thing. Tune in next time for more crazy. We're gonna start doing this every episode because this shit's fun. And why not laugh at just the fucking shitstorm that is the world right now on fire? So we're gonna we're gonna just shit talk and laugh through it and throw zodiac signs on it. That's what we're gonna do. No. Alright. Good episode. You think so? Yeah, it is a great episode. This is a good one. This shit's fun. So we're gonna do more. And maybe we'll, like I said, I'm gonna try to pull together like a summer ween thing for us to do. We'll just talk about all the spooky shit and all the things. I don't care if we repeat some of the stories. That's some of our top um downloaded episodes or like our Southern hate stories and our our ghost lore and our local stuff. Um so I think we're gonna revisit that for summer ween.

SPEAKER_05

And when we get the ghost gear and we can do more where we are doing stuff, it would be more entertaining. But we just are poor. We have no money, guys.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we we it it takes us a while to accomplish the things, but we're determined.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, we're not we're not big on here, we're not uh influencers, we're not into that. We don't get money, we don't get paid shit. We have I don't have a job. My husband works, he's a blue-collar worker, okay? Um, Anna works, Bethany works, yep. We are normal fucking people that are struggling, okay?

SPEAKER_01

So this is our hobby and our way to hang out with each other because yeah, and these are our goals.

SPEAKER_05

We would love to um do all of this, but we just don't have it. Uh but when it happens, we will.

SPEAKER_01

Um, if you want us to do things faster, download more.

SPEAKER_05

I had somebody reach out to me though from the podcast, uh, like a person. Who? I don't know. It was some guy, and he messaged me on Facebook and he was like, Natalie, question mark. He was from Egypt. Oh, of course, and he said, I listened to your podcast, but just like how he came out scared me. And I was like, Yeah, this is Natalie, and then like I blocked him. It wasn't weird or anything, and I'm sorry, it was just a man from Egypt, and I listened to your podcast. Okay, like so it scared me. So I blocked. So if you do message me, don't be weird about it.

SPEAKER_01

Don't be weird, and then also if you give like scam vibes, you're gonna Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

If you give like scam vibes, I'm gonna block you. But like, hey girl, what's up? I listen to your podcast, that's great. That shit was dope. Hell yeah. Yeah, you know, like, or it I listened to your podcast, it sucked, royal ass. I don't care. Like, you know, but don't hear what Natalie question mark.

SPEAKER_02

I listened to your podcast. Are you there? No, don't do that shit.

SPEAKER_05

Um leave us alone. I was like, great, this guy's gonna find out my credit card information if I have a credit card.

SPEAKER_01

So he was just trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

SPEAKER_05

Um, my car has warranties. Uh so it's not extended, leave me alone. I don't, you know, I don't I don't owe anything. So I'm not gonna give you money because I don't fucking have it. Um and even if I did have it, I'm not giving it to you. So there you go. All right.

SPEAKER_01

Um, yeah. Alright. Well, with that, you're not getting any money from us, and just listen to our stuff so we can do more stuff and keep you entertained. Won't get any money from us because we don't have it.

SPEAKER_05

If we're poor, we're a bunch of pores. We're just a bunch of pores. I'm poor. Yeah, we have nothing. Um like I actually need to go buy some underwear. That's how poor we are right now. You know what?

SPEAKER_01

You know what?

SPEAKER_05

Same, same. But I'm just I'm just rocking, you know, my husband's watchers at the moment while they're watching. So um that's all right, guys.

SPEAKER_03

That's it. We'll leave it on that note. Yeah, we need underwear. You guys have a great week. Love you.

SPEAKER_00

Bye.

SPEAKER_03

Bye.